COUPLE
-Sex and Friendship
Joakim &Susanne Andersson
MEMOIRSOFA SWINGERCOUPLE -Sex
andFriendship
MEMOIRSOFA SWINGERCOUPLE
-Sex andFriendship
Joakim &Susanne Andersson
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Copyright© Joakim &Susanne Andersson 2024
Illustration:JoakimAndersson
Förlag:BoD ·BooksonDemand, Stockholm, Sverige Tryck: LibriPlureos GmbH,Hamburg,Tyskland
ISBN:978-91-8080-177-5
Prologue
This is my andmywife'sstory of our firstten yearsinthe swingerworld.Great emphasis hasbeenplacedonnot revealingeitherour ownoranyone else's identity.All personalnames arefictitious, thelocations of theclubs correspond to realitybut otherlocations aremostlyfictitious. In allother respects,the book's events correspond to reality as farasour memories go.Dialogues anddetailed descriptions of intimate eventsare,ofcourse, difficulttoreproduce exactly, buthavebeenrecreated with thehelpoffeelings andsharedmemories.
Thestory wasfirst publishedinSwedish in 2015,but sinceswingingisaninternationalphenomenon, we now want to shareour storyona larger scale. If anyone is wondering if we arestill part of theswinger worldten years later,the answer is yes, butwithsomedifference. When we meet ourswinger friends, we oftenput more emphasis on socializingthan sex, butonthe otherhand, one doesn't necessarily excludethe other…
Personally,I wouldalsoliketoexpress my gratitudetomy dear wife andco-author.Despite, or rather thanks to,the path we chose, sheisa faithful lifepartner andhas been an excellentsoundingboard andmainstayinthe writing
process. Herwiseretortsand oftendemanding suggestions forchanges in thetexthavebeenofgreat help in developingthe plot.Aboveall,I appreciate herfor wholeheartedly supporting andbelieving in thebook projectthroughout theprocess.
Joakim andSusanne,Stockholm,SwedenNovember2024
Alljourneysstart somewhere,oursbegan on a ferrybetween Finlandand Sweden
Susanne,I'm goingtoa fair in Turkuintwo weeks. Bosse hadtocancelthe trip duetosomemedical problem with hismother. There'snopoint in flying so I'll take the ferry.”
"Thenyou will be alone?"
"Maybe not,can't youtakea fewdaysoff?I'm leaving earlyonThursdayand I'll be backonFridaynight.Ifyou come along,we'll have Thursday nighttoourselves in Turkuand Ihavea cabinbooked untilhome, Iwillactually be at thefairmostofFriday, butthenyou canspend theday sightseeingand shopping.”
"Thatsoundsnice, butI'llhavetocheck with Erik if that's okay.Wehavea fewbusyweeks aheadofusaswe startrenovatingthe reception. It will mean alittleextra work forme, buta fewdaysoff shouldn'tbeimpossible."
"I thinkthe oldslave driver hasa good eyefor you, doesn'the?"
"Sure, he likes me butI stillneedtotalktohim.Anyway, he's not as grumpy andboringasyou mightthink if youdon'tknow him. When do youneedmyanswer?"
"Don't worry, everythingisbooked,but hmm... if you come with me,wecould upgradetoa better cabin. It will be great, make sure youget time offsowecan have some funinthe discoonthe wayback."
Andofcourse, Susanne's vacation worked out... After a packed dayinTurku,she meetsupwithJoakimatthe hotel forthe return trip.
"Joakim, Ihad agreat day! Isaw some of oldTurku, butmostlyI ranaroundinshops.You wouldhavegotten tiredofme."
"Nah,doyou really thinkso?"Joakimreplieswith feignedsurprise.
Ithink so,orrather, Iknow... Iprobablyspent acoupleofhours in thestoresatHansa Shopping Centre.It's onlyfiveminutes from thehotel.Not exactlysamestores as at home, actually didsomerealbargains,"saysSusanne,spinning around in apirouette. "Including these shoes, aren't they fabulous!"
"Super cool,absolutelymystyle. Didyou have lunch at theshopping center or at thehotel?"
"Neither,I founda cozy little café in themarkethall whereI hada chickensalad anda glassofwine. After that,I strolledaroundamong allthe stalls.Itwas so nice just walkingaroundand experiencing allthe lovely scents. Youwould have lovedit. Nottomention themarkethall itself,it'sbeautiful.The touristmap Igot at thehotel said it wasbuilt in thelatenineteenthcentury,itmustbeone of Turku's most beautifulbuildings."
"Itsoundslikeyou hada really good day,"Joakim says.
"Absolutely. Butwhatabout you, how wasthe fair?"
"Prettygood,there were two... maybethree interestingexhibitors. Especially aFinnish companythatI hadn't heardof, theirSwedish representative will contactme next week.Otherwise, therewerenomajor news,mostly thesamecompanies that exhibitinSweden."
"Okay, so maybethatFinnish companyisworth pursuing?"
"Maybe,I'llfindout more aboutthemnextweek."
"Inany case,I'm glad Icamealong.It'sjusta shame we didn't choose an eveningdeparture from Stockholm."
"Youare absolutelyright,elevenhours withouta cabin is fartoo long.
"But it gets better on theway home, nowwecan party andgotobed when we feel likeit."
"It'sgoing to be great, an excellentend to aniceday. At first, Iwas actually abit afraid that it wouldbeboring to be alone allday,but it wasactually nice not to have to consider anyone else.But clearly, I've missed you, andit's onlygotten worse",saysSusanne with amischievous smile.
"What'sgotten worse?"
"The tingle in thepussy,I really need agood fuck tonight."
"Oh, nothing else,I canabsolutelyhelpyou with that," repliesJoakim with abroad grin.
"Yes, some good food anddancing will probablybea good foreplay.Whenwas thelasttimewewentout
dancing? It feelslikeaneternity, we should have time for this kind of thingmoreoften."
"Absolutely, butnow thetaxiishere."
Thetaxidriversighs andgroansasheloads theshopping bags andsuitcases.Hedoesn't exactlyget happier when he realizes that it's onlya shortdrive to theferry terminal. With abang, he slamsthe trunkshutand sinksintothe driver's seat,continuing to sigh andgrumble.Behindthe wheel, however, he seemstoget anew energy.Theyare barely in placebeforehedives into thebusyFridaytraffic in Turku. In an attempttoinitiatea conversation with the grumpy driver,Susanne asks aquestionaboutthe castle, butthe answer is meager,justa shortanswerinFinnish. As asignthat theconversation is over forhim,he demonstrativelyturns up thevolumeonthe radio. The radiohostutterssomeincomprehensiblewords that end with anametheyrecognize,and soon Meredith Brooks' suggestive voicefillsthe car. Bitch, heronlybut significant hitisapparently somethingthatpleases thesour-faced driver.Heunabashedly hums along andimmediately looksmuchhappier.
"Nicesong," Joakim comments,and bothheand Susanne trytokeepupwiththe lyrics,which have arefreshing, erotic undertone.
"Good lyric, Ibelieve I'ma littlemixture of allthat, buttonightI want to be more bitchthanmother,"Susanne says with amischievous expression.
"Sure, Ilikeitwhenyou'rebitchy."
"Ohyeah, butyou better watch out!"Susanne says with ameaningfulwink. "Tonight, Iwanttohavereal fun, Ireallyhope thedisco is okay."
"Fullspeed on thedance floor andthena sweaty endinginthe cabin, does that suit madam?"
"Absolutely, sounds likeanevening to my liking."
Once on boardand afterthe usualsearchfor theircabin, they arenot disappointed.
"Whata fantasticcabin," Susanne exclaims andgives Joakim along-wet kiss."We couldevenhavea littleparty here."
"Thatwould work just fine,but we'llhavetoentertain ourselves,"Joakim says in atone that cannot be misinterpreted.
As soon as they installedthemselvesinthe cabin, and unpackingtheir eveningclothes,theyheadout ontothe deck.The autumn sunshinespaleand weak as they glide past thelastislands of Turku'senchantingbeautiful archipelago.The seaair is icycold; it alreadyfeels like winter even though it's onlythe beginning of October. Even the seagulls,who usually faithfully followthe ferries, have tucked themselves down in thecoldwind. Theirstayon thedeckisnot long-lasting;after just afew minutes,they decide that therestaurantisa much nicerplace.
On arrivalatthe bustlingrestaurant, they regain their warmth while waitingtoplace theirorder.Disappointed, they notethatthe menu doesn'tcontainanythingthat trulyexcites theirtaste buds.Theyagree on asafechoice, salmon anda ChardonnayfromChile,which should be okay,atleast consideringthe price. Surprisingly quickly, they gettoplace theirorder,but theFinnish ferriesare no exception– youfeelforgotten once you've placed your order. As usual, thewinearrives promptly, butthe food takestime. Whyisitalwayslikethat? Thelong-awaited food eventually arrivesand tastes better than they expected;the chef clearlyknows how to preparesalmon. They conclude themealwithcoffeeand liqueur andthen head towardsthe disco. On theway,Susanne stops by therestroomand comesout with ahappy expression.
"Joakim, Itook offmypanties;I felt tooproper..."
"Why am Inot surprised?" Joakim respondswitha smile.
At that moment,theyheara cheerful voicebehind them,"IDIDN'THEARANYTHING!"
They turn around andsee aman with hishands over hisears, smilingwidely. They smilebackand continue towardsthe disco.
"Thatwas actually quitefunny;now he hassomething amusingtotellhis friends,"Susanne chuckles. They find thedisco on thenextfloor,and it is already overcrowded, butdeterminedly, they squeezetheir way into themiddleofthe dancefloor.The musicisokay, and
they soon enthusiastically join in thechaos at thedance floor;the eveninglooks promising.
Thedance floor,filledwithhappy,smilingpeople, creates aseductive mixofsoundsand scents.Joakimcan't shakeoff thethoughts of Susanne's intimate area,where thepanties,according to herown statementare absent. Theatmospherebecomes more andmorecharged,their thoughts inevitably turn to sex. Theembracesbecome longer andmoreintense with each newbreak.Joakim soon discoversthat he canslip ahandunder Susanne's dresswithoutanyone noticing.Inthe next moment,he realizes that neitherhenor Susannecareifanyone notices what they'reupto.
Joakim whispers betweentwo songs"Ihavetofuck youproperlytonight."
"You can'tget away even if youtry," Susannereplies, while pressing herlower part of herbodycloseragainst him.
Theplayful touchcontinues,and Susannealsodiscoversthat shecan getclose to Joakim.However,she quickly realizes that it is not easy to dancewithone hand in Joakim's crotch.She withdrawsher hand with an apologetic"I'll be back", in avaliant attempt to overpower the music.
Thecrowded dancefloor furtherenhances theeroticatmosphere,makingitimpossibletoavoid physicalcontact with other couples, butnoone seemstomindeither.
Susanne thinks abouther pantiesinher purse, just the thoughtthatshe is hardly alone in freeingherself from this overrated garmentincreases theitchinher crotch.
Afew dances later,Joakimyearnsfor somethingrefreshing.Theymaketheir waytothe bar andafter some waiting, they finally gettheir drinks.The breakand the drink, at leastfor themoment, give newlifetotheir feet andbodies. Butthe most tangible feelingisstill that ticklingsensation in thelower part of theirbodieswakingup with renewedenergy.
As soon as they finish thedrinks, Susanneabruptly gets up andpulls Joakim up.“I'msodamnhorny,let's go to thecabin!
Halfwaythere,theystopfor akiss, andJoakimimmediatelylets hishandslide underher dress.
"Doyou feel how damn wetI am?" Susannehisses.
Joakim can'tdoanythingbut agreeand whispers back, "You're not just wet, your wonderfulscent canbesensed from afar,you literally stinkofcunt."
Aftera fewmoreseconds, they passionately actlike hormone-driventeenagers.Despite theirstate,theynotice theolder couple staringatthemwithwideeyes. Just the knowledgeofhavingspectators makesthemevenmore aroused, if possible. However, Susanne realizes they can't continue;itwould be toomuchofa liveshowina public place. Shesmoothlyslips out of Joakim's embrace, and they continue to theprivacy of thecabin.The dress,
which, besidesshoesand socks, is Susanne'sonlygarment,quickly comesoff.Joakimalsohastily removeshis clothes, clearlyshowing that he is ready. Theeroticatmosphere that hasbeenbuildingupduringthe afternoon andevening reachesits peak.
Afterthe fewseconds it took to getundressed,Joakim pauses fora briefmoment. He gazesatSusanne with eyes sparklingwithbothloveand lust,but at this moment,the latter undoubtedly hasthe upperhand.
"Damn, you're delicious,"hesayswhile purposefully seekingout Susanne'smoist,pulsating slit.
Susanne eagerlyanticipates thetouch shehas been waitingfor allevening,but Joakim makesher wait alittle longer.Hecan't continue withoutinhalingher arousing scent, thesamescent that hasdrivenmen to madnessfor millennia. He is well awarethatthisdivinescent onlylasts fora shortwhile.Itwillsoonbewashedawaybythe orgasmsimpatiently waitingtotakeoverSusanne's body andconsciousness.FromSusanne's perspective, Joakim's pleasurableyet prolonged treatmentismovingher too slowly towardsthe enticing abyssoforgasm. Sheteeters on theedge, butJoakimdoesn't lether getclose enough to fall over it.Her bodyliterally screamingfor theecstasy to be unleashed. Shebegs, demandsthatJoakimpenetrate her. ForSusanne,timeseems to have stoppedbut ... finally,Joakim fulfillsher hot desire.Itonlytakes afew secondsbeforethe familiar spasmembracesher and
spreadsits sweetwarmthtoJoakim. Shetremblesand bites herlip in ahalf-heartedattempt nottodisturb the neighbours,which doesn'tgoverywell...
Joakim looksintoSusanne's sensualface, wherethe mascaraisnolonger that proper as it wasearlier.Heenjoys seeing herconsumedbylustand longing.
"Youcouldn't fool anyone;everyone, andI mean absolutelyeveryone, cansee how incredibly horny youare just by catchinga glimpseofyourface. It's priceless, absolutelyfucking priceless!"
He can'ttearhis eyes away from herand unabashedly savors thesight with hismouth half openasher prolonged orgasm slowly subsides.Beforehepenetratesher again, sheprops herselfuponher elbow andlooksdeeply into Joakim's eyes.The previously sensualexpressionhas been replaced by agentlesmile more reminiscentofthe Virgin Mary than of acompletely horny Susanne.Witha voicethatfully matchesher innocentfacialexpression, shebegins.
"Darling, do yourememberwhenwefantasizedabout athreesome?I thinkthisisthe perfectmomenttoturn fantasyintoreality ..."
Memoirs of aSwinger Couple -Sexand Friendship
Atrue story based on our shared memories,adapted into novelform. Our alter egos,Joakim and Susanne, decide to explore awhite spot on their sexual map. The reader follows themonajourneyinto the swinger world, from theirshakystart and for about thenextten years. Wetdreams turn into realityand dormant fantasies are brought to life. The story focuses on their sexual escapades,where female and male sexuality merge in avoluptuous,life-affirming melting pot.The readeralsogets aglimpse of their everydaylife that flickersbybetween club visitsand meetingswith hornyfellowtravelers. Butofcourse ...it's not allsunshine and roses; disputes andconflictsalsoexist in their newfound world.However, the positive outweighs the negative, notleast thanks to the social connections that, at their best, develop into deep friendships. Everything from couple meet-ups to private parties is openly described, and of course, the readeralsogetsto experiencetheir trips to Cap d'Agde, the unofficial capital of the swingerworld. With itsvivid descriptions,the book serves as aguidefor wannabes whileexperiencedswingers can often smile in recognition.
