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Springfest: a time to enjoy with friends With the help of music, food, and activities Springfest was successful Lauren Davies staff writer Every school year around the month of May, Sheldon students have a week to look forward to. This consists of one to ﬁve days of having an hour-long lunch and a gathering of fun activities to participate in, usually in the courtyard. These one to ﬁve days of activities are known as Springfest. Some students could argue that the time dedicated for Springfest could be longer than it has been in the past. With Springfest being towards the end of the school year it makes the end of the year better for freshman, sophomores, juniors, and especially the

graduating seniors. Every year the amount of days Springfest has varied significantly. Some years it can be as long as a week but this year they drastically cut it down to one day. Junior Taylor Alie said, “I think that Springfest should be at least 3 days. There isn’t a point to it if it’s only one day.” Even with one day this year, the gym was packed with fun filled activities like a jousting, a live band, and many other fun activities that the students could participate in. Meanwhile everyone was having a blast; music was also played to make it an even happier scene than it already was, which included being serenaded by none other than English teacher Mr. Cabrera. The major attractions in past years have definitely been the inflatable obstacle courses and the ever so exciting dunk tank. The dunk tank gives students the option to dunk their teachers, (with the teacher’s consent of course). Both staff and students participate in the activities which can create

a better bond between the two. Senior Sam Hannah said, “My favorite thing about Springfest would be without a doubt the hour long lunch. We need that amount of time at lunch anyway.” For most students, the most appealing aspect of Springfest is having that extra 20 minute lunch that week or however many days the school chooses. Being at the end of the year, Springfest is also a reminder to the students that the year is almost over, and summer can ﬁnally begin. Senior Erin Carey said, “Springfest has always been an indicator for me that school is ending. But this year it’s different because I’m graduating. Although I won’t get to have these experiences anymore, I will still have a lot of great memories and fun times during it.” Springfest brings everyone together which can help make new friends and also help catch up with old ones as well. Springfest is also a great way for the students and staffs of Sheldon to have a great memory before the school year ends, and the seniors say their ﬁnal goodbyes.

Students and Staff enjoying the day of Springfest! Mr. Cabrera playing the drums. L-R: senior Angela Merfeld, sophomore Ian Adair, junior Cody Blankenship, and senior Jon Goddard

The inflatable bounce course.

Junior Alex Reitmann singing “Cherry Bomb” photos by Chasity Barnes

Ultimate teams are successful this year Ultimate frisbee has become more popular amongst Sheldon students Nathan Klump staff writer Around our school, students and athletes who are a part of the Ultimate Frisbee team have been working hard all season long. Four weeks ago they won the State Tournament in Corvallis against South Eugene. The ﬁnal score was Sheldon 12, South Eugene 3. Ultimate Frisbee is a sport that has been growing rapidly over the last few years. As the sport expands, Sheldon continues to look stronger and stronger every year. The Ultimate Frisbee team is super excited for their accomplishments and their future accomplishments in the

next couple of years. Junior Sam Hobbs thinks the team will do well next year and said, “I know we will win State next year because we are beast and we are only losing one senior.” Hobbs has been playing for two years and plays as a deep. There are three primary positions in Frisbee: handlers, cutters and deeps. Ultimate is a unique sport because it is one of the only sports that does not have a referee or ofﬁcial call the game. Calls are made by the opposing players during the game at all levels of Ultimate Frisbee, from high school leagues to international teams that play all over the world. Junior Chelsey Walker said, “It actually works out just ﬁne because most of the players are really cool. Sometimes if a team is losing they make unfair calls but for the most part, everyone plays fair.” Another unique aspect about Ultimate Frisbee is that it

is coed. The players really enjoy playing and competing against each other. Junior Gabby Aufderheide said, “Our team is really open with girls and we are really accepted as a part of the team.” She went on describing that the league also does a lot to try and promote spirit and cooperation among teams by having spirit competitions. These team games are played before tournaments to promote a competitive but also friendly environment. Ultimate Frisbee’s popularity at Sheldon has deﬁnitely grown over the past months. Junior Hunter Turner said, “Ultimate Frisbee is really cool.” Senior Angela Whitey said, “After the Ultimate team won the State tournament, that’s all everyone has been talking about.” Now that more people are interested in Ultimate, the team size seems to be growing. How far they go next year could depend on who joins and how it all shapes together.

Sheldon alum JJ Juilfs captures Pac-12 championship Former Sheldon star now at U of W, sets a new pole vaulting best; wins Drew Haugen co-editor-in-chief Sheldon alum JJ Juilfs reached the pinnacle of high school pole vaulting during his four years as a member of the Irish track and field team, winning back to back state championships as a junior and senior. Last month the University of Washington freshman earned another coveted title, 2012 Pac-12 pole vaulting champion. In front of a hometown crowd at historic Hayward Field, Juilfs cleared seventeen feet ten inches, a personal best, and punched his ticket to the NCAA West Regionals in Austin, Texas. As Juilfs looks towards the future, he sets his sights on a national championship, and will no doubt reach even greater heights in the world of track and field. One year ago, the nations’ most highly recruited polevaulter finished his prolific high school career with a 6A championship, soaring an astonishing 16 feet 4 inches. This accomplishment added yet another first place finish

to an already impressive resume: nineteen meets, nine victories. Juilfs has continued his success at Washington this spring with the same drive and determination. He said, “In college everyone is good. The line between being one of the best and being mediocre is so small. So every day, every practice, you have to work hard to get better.” This season Juilfs has done just that, progressing through yearround training with dedication, building up confidence in preparation for the Pac-12 Championships. This annual meet featured college track and field’s finest competitors, and Juilfs was ready to face the countries’ best. Entering the weekend, he was projected to finish third behind two of the conference’s top vaulters, Arizona State’s Derick Hinch and UCLA’s Michael Woepse. He remembered, “Going into the meet, my goal was to put myself in a position to win. I knew as long as I had a shot, I would be hard to beat.” Juilfs was right. On his second attempt of the day, he propelled himself 17 feet 6 inches to earn a spot atop the leader board. The first place finish was solidified when Hinch was unable to best the mark. With one more attempt remaining at the height his competitor could not clear, Juilfs was not finished yet. Junior Annie Juilfs, JJ’s

sister said, “My favorite part of watching JJ compete is the atmosphere… I get more nervous and excited than he does.” As the Sheldon and Washington supporters rallied behind him, he took off, launching up and over a personal best, and landing triumphantly on the mat below. The crowd erupted as Juilfs raised both hands to the famous grandstand and back ﬂipped in celebration. He said, “It was special to compete back at home. Any time I’m home, I’m reminded of how much everyone here in Eugene means to me. The support and encouragement of family and friends has been incredible.” Juilfs’ height of 17 feet 10 inches made him the top Husky point scorer of the day, and ranked him second all-time in the freshman pole vaulting record books. On May 26, Juilfs competed on his biggest stage to date, the NCAA West Regionals. And just as he did at Hayward, the Sheldon alum rose to the occasion, ﬁnishing tied for the lead, and on his way to Des Moines, Iowa to compete for a National Championship. Through it all, an athlete who reaches such great heights remains grounded. Juilfs concluded, “I am thankful of the opportunity to compete… I know my future is in good hands, which allows me to focus on the here and now.”

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Famed member of the Is Ron Paul still running for President? Beastie Boys passes Presidential candidate Ron Paul is threat to Ron Paul and is supporting Mitt Romney. It The band member of the Beastie Boys, Adam Yauch, has passed away Kyler Schmeling staff writer Adam Yauch, Co-founder of the Beastie Boys, died on May fifteenth of this year from a cancerous parotid gland. He had been fighting cancer since early 2009. When he was diagnosed he described the cancer as, “Very treatable.” But after three years of surgery and radiation therapy that had delayed his release of his album Hot Sauce Committee Part Two and the subsequent tour, he finally passed away. Beastie Boys began as a hardcore punk group in 1979. They switched to hip-hop with the release of their 12” single “Cooky Puss”, which was followed by a 12 succesful singles and their debut album Licensed to Ill. The beastie boys where known for there attitude interviewers, and for performing in awesome matching suits. Sophomore TJ Wright said, “They seem like there punks tryna’ make it in the rap world and succeeded.” The Beastie Boys where not only famous for the music, but how the changed rap. I think Adam Yauch stood for more then just music. Sophomore Nick Adler said, “He inspired people in a lot of ways that just made people think about taking life for granted.” A lot of people in the music industries thought the Beastie Boys also proved that you could do anything you want no matter were you come from. The Beatsie Boys really changed music but Adam, a practicing buddhist, taught people, in at least my opinion, more about self righteousness and believening in yourself then any other rappers I know.

still in the race for the Oval Ofﬁce Ben Green co-front page editor

Alongside many other presidential candidates, Ron Paul has been running for The Presidential position since the end of 2011. Ron Paul has had a long run for the Presidency; his campaign has not come to an end it’s just winding down. Paul has announced the end to him competing in any other Presidential primaries on May 14, 2012, though he will still be competing for delegates. Mitt Romney is already favored, but Paul is still going strong. Romney and Paul are nothing alike so Romney still has competition coming his way. Ron Paul is still in the race, and so are his supporters. One Paul supporter, senior Kacey Baker said, “I wish Ron Paul would win because I really don’t like Romney.” In the middle of May Paul supporters booed Josh Romney off the stage while he was advocating for his father’s position as president. This occurred at the Arizona Republican Party convention which was held at Grand Canyon University; hundreds of GOP members were there to elect delegates for the national convention in July. Josh Romney, at the convention, stated, “We need someone to step in there and turn things around.” While he was talking he had to stop constantly due to the booing and yelling coming from Ron Paul supporters. Critics think that Paul needs to step in and tell his supporters to respect the speakers. On the other hand, Paul alongside his supporters are still putting up a very good ﬁght against Romney. At this point Rich Santorum has dropped out of the race and Newt Gingrich is still in but is no longer a

is in Paul’s best interest to stay in even if Romney is expected to be chosen out of the republican nominees. Paul can still compete for delegates and give some sort of challenge to Romney and his campaign. Paul’s campaign in the year of 2012 has brought in $10.4 million, all from donors determined for him to win the Presidency. At this point he has zero debt with his campaign compared to Gingrich whom is $4.4 million in the hole, so to speak. Many people think that Ron Paul would run well against Obama and that is one of the main reasons why someone would vote for a candidate: for their chance of debating better against Obama. Junior Sora Boyd, a die hard Ron Paul supporter, said, “I believe that Ron Paul is the middle ground candidate that we have all been waiting for. I believe he is the FDR of our time.” Ron Paul is different from many candidates and he is different from most republicans as well, because he is a libertarian. Paul supporters respect the new ideas that he has to offer. Junior Taylor Clegg said, “I like his stance on the war on drugs and how he treats it as a medical condition.” Paul and his supporters are still going strong and hopeful for the future.

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Legendary athlete Bo Jackson bikes for disaster relief The former baseball and basketball player bikes for Alabama’s disaster relief Tony Tokalty staff writer Last spring in Alabama, there was a series of tornadoes that swept through the entire state, destroying homes, buildings, schools, and killing hundreds. To help out with the relief efforts after the storm, former professional football and baseball player Bo Jackson came up with an event to raise money for the state. The event was called “Bo Bikes Bama” and its objective was to raise money for the families who had lost so much in the storms. Bo Jackson was determined to ride his bike 300 miles across the state for his own event. Along with Bo on the journey, there were many celebrities and athletes who decided to join the bike ride.

Scottie Pippen, a former basketball player for the Chicago Bulls and long-time friend of Jackson, joined Bo and his “Bo Bikes Bama” efforts from the very beginning. The group began the ride in Henagar, Alabama, on April 24 and rode their bikes for 50 miles on the ﬁrst day. Sheldon sophomore Ben Planck said that, if given the opportunity, he would want to ride his bike through the state of Alabama. Planck said, “Yeah, I would! I think it would be a great experience to be able to participate in an event like that.” On the second day of the event, Jackson and others left from Lake Guntersville State Park and traveled 65 miles. Joining the ride on the second day of the event were more athletes like Ken Griffey Jr., and Heisman trophy winners Cam Newton and Herschel Walker. There were also a few Olympians like triple jumper Al Joyner, skier Picabo Street, and former professional biker Lance Armstrong. Talking with junior Ivan Faulhaber about the certain sports ﬁgures in the event, he said, “It’s awesome to see people like that give back to the community. I think it

inspires the youth who play sports to be like that one day.” Jackson, Pippen, and Griffey are hoping to raise $1 million for the Governor’s Emergency Relief Fund, which was established to help those in Alabama with unmet recovery needs that unfolded in the wake of the deadly tornado outbreak across the state in April 2011. The five-day ride followed the path of the April 27, 2011, tornado outbreak, which produced 62 tornadoes and claimed the lives of about 250 people. Talking about the tornadoes, junior Ben Olsson said, “It’s sad that the tornadoes affected so many people, but it’s nice to see people like Bo help out the cause!” The bike ride ended in Tuscaloosa, which was the finish to a 300 mile five-day bike ride across the state of Alabama. Jackson said the ride was meant to raise money for tornado survivors and to raise national awareness about the struggle to rebuild. After Jackson crossed the finish line, he said, “I’m just helping my neighbors, trying to help them through a rough period. This is home for me.” So far, the ride has raised $410,454 of its $1 million goal.

The great running trail known as The Ridgeline Trail is expanding The amazing running and biking trail is expanding with 194 acres of land Jackson Darland co-features editor About a mile northwest from Spencer Butte Park, the city of Eugene acquired 194 acres of new land, nearly untainted by invasive species, to be used for the Ridgeline Trail as a part of a vision in which Fern Ridge Lake would be connected to Mount Pisgah. A crowd of Eugenians came

out to see the parcel, anticipating a wondrous addition to the already beloved trail. Runners, walkers, photographers, and mountain bikers alike use the Ridgeline Park area as a source of recreation and as a window into the natural beauty of the Willamette Valley. The new land is an unspoiled prairie speckled with wildflowers, oaks, firs, and will serve an important purpose in the Eugene community. Though there are currently 1000 acres of ridgeline in South Eugene, Spencer’s Butte is the most prominent feature as it stands over the city. The preserved land serves as a green backdrop to the city with 14 miles of trails teeming with natural beauty. It also helps to filter the air and the water for city dwellers, providing a habitat for plants and wildlife. Since 2007, 375 acres have been added to the system, not including the most recent addition. Its expansion is largely due to generous donors who see the importance of setting aside a portion of the natural valley to be enjoyed by generations to come. In 1937, F.M. Wilkins, the 90 year old chairman of the Eugene Park Commission said, “and remember, Eugene boys and girls will be climbing Spencer Butte fifty and one hundred years from today, to be inspired by looking over a city built out to the very foot of the butte.” The Ridgeline Trail serves to promote nature appreciation while simultaneously offering a way for

members of the community to maintain their physical health. That is why people have continued to support its expansion. Sophomore Issei Yamamoto climbed Spencer’s Butte earlier this year as a foreign exchange student from Japan, and he was impressed by the steep trail. “I think that the trail was hard, especially the switchbacks and the rocky top. It’s really good exercise,” said Yamamoto. When asked to describe the view from the top, Yamamoto replied, “It’s beautiful.” The proximity of the park area to the city is another wonderful attribute. Sophomore Mitchell Klotter said, “You’re in the city, and then just a couple miles out you’re in nature. It’s like having beauty in your backyard.” While discussing some of the motives that continue to drive efforts to expand the trail, Klotter said, “It’s important to provide a place where people can go and be one with nature.” It seems that the city of Eugene would agree in their recent land purchase.

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This foot-bridge is near the entrance of Ridgeline Trail.

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The return of Agents J and K in Men in Black Three The classic sci-fi film returns, taking viewers back in time to 1969 with new villians and all in 3D! Cya Silva co-opinions editor Men In Black, a classic sci-fi film series from the 90’s starring Will Smith (Agent J), Tommy Lee Jones (Old Agent K), and Josh Brolin (Young Agent K), is back with a blast from the past---literally. Men In Black III is taking you back in time to 1969 to help Agent J save his partner, Agent K. And he has to do so in less than twenty-four hours. Not only that, but it’s in 3D, or what they are now calling RealD. Complete with new aliens, new villains, and seeing everything right in front of your face, it’s sure to be a great addition to the classic series. Many are excited for it, such as senior Alexis Jeffereys and junior Adam Fitch. Jeffereys said, “I’m excited to see what kind of aliens will be in this one. [The first two movies] kept me on my toes all the time, and every time you watch them, you see something you hadn’t noticed before.” This is very true. The plot and characters are always deeper the more you look into them, Fitch agreed, stating, “It’s going to be interesting to see how they topped themselves after the first two movies or whether it will fall flat.” Hopefully, it will be as mind blowing as the [first] two movies, but there is still a lot to top. Some people, such as junior Madison Baker, haven’t seen the Men In Black movies at all, which is a tragedy, but after some explanations, she said that if she saw MIB3, “[I] probably [would see the first two]. I like

knowing all of the pieces of the puzzle when possible.” Those who had seen the new movie, such as sophomore Rachel Unger, were extremely impressed. “It was amazing!” She gushed, “So much better than the first two, and the effects were amazing, and I liked how the time traveling effects looked.” Junior Haley Powers also commented, “[I] totally didn’t [expect the ending]. I thought it was going to extremely funny, not emotional

New and old boy bands

Overheard in the halls

Their good looks and catchy tunes have charmed fans from the beginning. Who are our favorite boy bands from then and now?

“Trolls are eating at my butthole.” “If that dress comes on, I’m gonna get a box cutter and cut it open.” “Swizzle Tizzle will be the bomb, though.” “Have you ever just walked down the halls and felt like biting people’s noses off?” “Do my eyebrows make me look scene?” “I like your shirt - it’s very transparent.” “He put me in a trash can!” “I didn’t slap you; I petted your face forcefully.” “I like cannibalism.”

Kelsey Sherman co-features editor Boy bands have always been very successful, especially in the 1990s and are still presently successful into the 2000s. Many fans gravitate towards boy bands because of their catchy songs and good looks. Bands of the 1990s included The Backstreet Boys, N’Sync, Hanson, 98 Degrees, Boys II Men, Take That, and many more; while bands of the 2000’s include One Direction, The Wanted, Hot Chelle Rae, Jonas Brothers, Big Time Rush, McFly, and many more. These bands have many things in common with each other (like the Jonas Brothers being a band of three brothers, and so was Hanson). All of these bands also had a major commonality with their popularity during the first few years that they truly began their careers. Junior Skye Sinclair stated, “I think N’Sync’s songs are the most original of all the boy bands, but 2000s boy bands have more variety.” Everyone has their own opinions on boy bands and their music; however, most people agree that N’Sync was one of the better bands from the ‘90s, or at least one of the most popular. They compare very well to today’s One Direction, whose hit song What Makes You Beautiful has been stuck on repeat on the radio. Both bands have a large fan base as well, as is with any boy band, which helps to keep their songs in the top 40 for as long as the band themselves remain popular. Fans love boy bands for many reasons, but one of the biggest reasons is because fans feel a connection to them. With all the interviews and live concerts that they do, many fans are able to really feel like they know them. Teenage girls especially get attached to boy bands and their looks. Junior Katherine Padgett said, “One Direction is the best; and I have to support them because I’m going to marry one of them.” Obviously many fans feel this way, which is how boy bands are able to remain so successful— their charm and good looks keep fans wanting more. In fact, most boy band fans like these bands “because they are cute,” as junior Kristin Hutchinson stated. However, these fans also like the bands for their voices and good music. Most boy bands are able to make music that is very catchy, and makes it almost impossible to leaves one’s head once heard. This contributes a lot to boy band popularity, because even though people may claim they hate the band or the song, they can’t get the song out of their heads and sing it constantly until they begin to like the song. Overall, boy bands from both the 1990s and 2000s are able to remain popular and talked about frequently because of all the ways they are able to truly entice their fans into their work and music.

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A poster in Valley River Mall for Men in Black III.

and awesome and cool. I loved every bit of that movie and totally want to see it again!” Quinn said, “I was expecting the whole ‘things turn out well’.” Unger later stated, “I definitely recommend that people go see it, even if they didn’t see the first two. It wouldn’t make a whole lot of sense, but you would still enjoy it.”

Jack White concert; no White Stripes Though the White Stripes broke up more than a year ago, Jack White continues to tour solo Emily Pierpoint staff writer

Third Man Records, which has released work from many great bands such as First Aid Kit and another band Jack plays in, The Raconteurs. Also, Jack and his two alternating backing bands have been touring the U.S., and they recently came to The Hult Center here in Eugene. The Jack White concert was high energy, pleasingly long, and just overall incredible. The stage was set in light blue, from the instruments to the backing band’s outfits. They opened with “Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground,” a hit by The White Stripes, and played a variety of songs from Blunderbuss, a few by The Racontuers, and some White Stripes classics. I even got a couple souvenirs from the show- A wink from Jack White himself, and a broken drumstick. Despite The White Stripe’s Breakup, Jack White’s still got it.

On February 2, 2011, a huge event in the world of music occurred: The White Stripes officially broke up. The band duo, Jack and Meg White, had been working together since 1997. The White Stripes were one of the most talked about alternative rock bands of the 2000’s. Not only was their music a hot topic, but also the mystery of whether they were siblings or ex-spouses (it turns out they had been married then divorced, and were not actually siblings). Freshman Sophia Warner said, “When I think about them being married… Ah, it’s like incest!” This month, Jack White We Have the Latest Fashions in Eyewear released his debut album, Blunderbuss, and went on tour. I was lucky enough to see *Gucci *Versace *Juicy Couture *Christian Dior *Dolce & him perform here in Eugene on May 28. Gabbana *Giorgio Armani *BCBG *Vera Wang *Candies Jack White has been a very successful and Prada *DKNY *Coach *Nine West *Ray Ban *Kate Spade influential artist throughout his career, both in his White Stripes days and recently. Some We Bill Most Insurances including: Regence Blue Cross singles marked periods of success for The Blue Shield, Pacific Source, VSP, Eyemed, Providence, North White Stripes, particularly “Seven Nation West Benefits, ODS, OEA Choice, and many more. Army” and “We’re Going to be Friends.” Freshman Jacob Bryant said, “‘We’re Going Dr. Steve Jung, Optometrist to be Friends’ was my favorite song by 207 Coburg Road, Suite 105 them. It’s cute, it’s on Napoleon Dynamite, Eugene, OR 97401 and I love Jack’s voice.” Despite the band Ph:541-388-4844 M-Fri 9-6 Sat 9-3 breakup, Jack’s career has still been very Located next to TJ Maxx and Quiznos successful. He has his own record label,

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Things to do during the summer

Extra time in summer can sometimes be overwhelming, but Eugene provides great opportunities Vanessa Hendricks co-opinions editor Eugene, Oregon is the place to be. There are endless possibilities in and around Eugene, especially during the summer. From taking a trip to the beach, to floating down the McKenzie River, or even just going for a hike on Mt. Pisgah, Eugene is close to whatever you may want to do with your summer vacation. The problem with living here is that many people have summer traditions and aren’t aware of what else is going on around town. This summer try to branch out and explore a different part of Eugene that one possibly has not seen before. As far as water is concerned, the lakes around Eugene are prime spots for relaxing during summer vacation.

Junior Keith Fanelli said that he enjoys “wakeboarding or camping” on his summer vacation. There are also many pools around Eugene, like Amazon, who host recreational swims throughout the year. Amazon will kick off the summer swimming season with a “School’s Out for Summer” recreational swim on June 15. Another great place to swim is Fern Ridge Lake which is frequented by high school students from all around the area. Senior Amanda Wilson said, “I like going to Fern Ridge Lake or swimming in general.” Water isn’t your thing? Willamalane organizes movie showings in the park in Springfield and the Hult Center organizes movies for the Eugene area. Willamalane is planning on showing movies like The Princess and the Frog and The Adventures of Tintin. The Hult Center is organizing showings for Little Rascals and Bedknobs and Broomsticks. While the Hult Center also has many dances and concerts this summer, Willamalane has plans for “Cabela’s Family Campout” and a drive-in showing of the new Footloose. Among all of the special summer activities in Eugene are

the traditional events that go for a couple seasons. One of the most popular weekend attractions in Eugene is the Saturday Market which showcases local artists and crafts people as well as some musicians. The Saturday Market is located in the heart of downtown, a few blocks from Voodoo Donuts and just a few blocks the other direction from the Hult Center, and gives the visitor a taste of the authentic downtown of Eugene. A visiting attraction in Eugene this summer are the Olympic Trials which will be hosted at Hayward Field and will draw people from around the world to Eugene. With many people visiting Eugene, many kids who live here are looking forward to visiting somewhere else. Junior Sarah Underwood said, “I’m so excited, I’m going to Japan!” Many others just want to go to the coast, or even south to California to soak up some sun and to have an adventure. Whether you frequent the lake to cool down, or Yogurt Extreme to chill out, summer in Eugene is going to be exciting this year with a ton of new events and opportunities.

U Three-sport athlete Sean Bellotti has got it goin’ on R E S

Senior Sean Bellotti has made a unique contribution to Sheldon throughout his four years Catrina Steckler staff writier

Being a senior means four years of high school are coming to a close and now it’s time for the real world… college. As the seniors say goodbye, they look back on the years that they had here. The memories, the friendship and the schoolwork. Sean Bellotti is a senior here at Sheldon High School and he is now moving on to college. Sean discussed how his years at Sheldon have treated him. Sean Bellotti has had many academic as well as sports erlated accomplishments within his four years at Sheldon. Going from a slow freshman year, to a faced paced senior year, a lot has happened. From being on the Sheldon football team all four years, to being academically successful Bellotti has had many adventures here at Sheldon. Bellotti said about his four years here that, “freshman year went by really slow and after that it just seemed to fly by.” He continued to say “Some of my biggest academic accomplishments were getting through AP history, and my sports accomplishments were being elected to the all state team for football.” Bellotti has had a great time being here at Sheldon, this year he ran for Mr. Irish and he would

describe himself as friendly, outgoing, and energetic. they all have a good life wherever they maybe headed Senior Peter Anderson, who is Bellotti’s good friend, off to, either college or backpacking around Europe would agree with that statement. Anderson said about for the year it is now their time to leave high school, Bellotti, “Sean is a great pal, has a good flow, and a stand on their feet and make their future their decision. contagious smile. Me and Sean met in Preschool, I remember we were confused ‘cause he was slightly taller than me at the time and he was younger than me. Overall I was say Sean is adventurous and a well rounded individual.” Anderson and Bellotti has made it through all these years of high school with some fun times and good laughs. One of the highlightswas getting caught on the Gilham Elementary school roof.” As the school year of 2011-2012 comes to an end we say goodbye to the class of 2012, Bellotti and Anderson will go off to college where a new chapter in their life will start. With good times and bad times being shared by Dylan Lewis photo all the seniors we hope Senior Sean Bellotti shows off his newest hairdo in the baseball locker room.

Cycling club is rolling into motion Cavin and Eckerdt retire Cyclers spend time fixing and using their rides for recreation Kyle Radley co-news editor Many people have seen those guys who sport their five hundred dollar speed suits riding their five thousand dollar bicycles riding around town as fast as they possibly can. These people are the pioneers of modern bicycling. Junior Thomas Powers and I thought that maybe there were other people like us who like riding their bikes around town, so we decided to form the Sheldon Cycling Club. So far, the club is relatively small, consisting of no more than ten people, but the club is trying to place themselves out there for all to see in hopes of gathering new members. As the club was being formed, there were issues with finding an advisor who would look over the club activities. The club had to keep looking for an advisor until Mr. Cabrera was found and made the founding of the club possible. Thomas Powers, one of the club’s co-founders, helped create the club because “I thought that there would be other people who liked cycling as much I do.” Powers and I created the club so that other cyclists could have an “environment

where they could talk biking, arrange rides, and hopefully make new friends,” said Powers. Sophomore Chris Dunphy thinks that the club is “a great way for people to make friends and get to know each other while still staying in shape and having fun.” In the club’s time so far, several ideas were conceived to help further the club and its members. Powers proposed that to current club members, he would help in fixing and fine-tuning their bikes, so that everyone would be able to go on our group rides. Junior Garrett Johnson is a faithful member of the cycling club since the moment it was created. Johnson stated, “I joined the club because I wanted to get more physically active and this seemed like a good way to do that.” The cycling club has even arranged activities like hosting fun activities for the club members. “We have done a group ride or two so far and for those members who do not have a fully functioning bike, we meet at Thomas’ house to fix up our bikes.” The Cycling Club was created for people to have fun and ride bikes. Even though the club was created at a relatively late point in the current school year, the club leaders were very satisfied with the turnout. We hope that next year the club will be even larger than it is now so we can do fundraising events and possibly host a cycling race.

Cavin and Eckerdt say goodbye with the seniors this year Chasity Barnes co-editor-in-chief As the end of the year winds down, seniors get ready to leave and take off for college. Seniors are not the only ones to be leaving at the end of the year. Some teachers tend to retire as well. Art teacher Joan Cavin and biology teacher Vickie Eckerdt will be forever leaving the familiar walls of Sheldon High School. Cavin, an art teacher in the 4J school district for thirty-four years, she is known by many as being very creative and open minded in her art work. Some say she is a tough grader. Freshman Tessa Ryan said, “I had Mrs. Cavin for art one and printmaking and I’m sad to see her and good classes go.” Cavin has been teaching for a long time

and wants to take time for her nowa-days. Cavin said, “I believe that children deserve a teacher who wants to help them learn. I like teaching; it’s just sharing what I know. But as of right now, I am ready for new adventures.” Art classes next year won’t be anywhere near the same without such a wonderful teacher. Biology teacher Vickie Eckerdt has been teaching for fifteen years. Eckerdt said, “I am sad to go. But some of my favorite memories have been the active and inquiring minds of students as well as all the challenges of teaching.” She is a very heart-warming and kind person who can put a smile on your face on the greyest and cloudiest day of the school year. She is an animal lover and some days if you happen to stop by her classroom you can find her two dogs sitting in there with her. As well as all the seniors, these teachers will move on from our lives and this school, but they will never be forgotten. Never forgotten for the things they have done, or what they have taught us. So let us send out our best of luck and wishes to Mrs. Cavin and Mrs. Eckerdt.

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Take a look at Sheldon teacher backgrounds Sheldon teachers attended universities, small and large, rain and shine Sam Green co-entertainment editor There are great colleges around the world to teach people as they grow more knowledgeable in the career path they choose. To be a teacher in Oregon, you must have a Master’s degree and a teaching license. What colleges taught the Sheldon’s teachers to be the great mentors they are, and what were their experiences like? English teacher Mrs. Fitz started out at Lewis and Clark College in Portland and majored in Foreign Service. Fitz stayed at that college for about three and a half years but then quit. When asked if she liked the weather there Fitz said, “I hated the rain, which is probably one of the reasons I quit.” Fitz made friends at that college, but is still only good friends with one of those people. When asked if she would recommend Lewis and Clark College Fitz said, “It really depends on the person. It’s expensive, but small. It was very personal, though and I loved the professors there.” After going to Lewis and Clark College Fitz went off and did various jobs for a while. After that she attended UC Santa Cruz for one year and majored in Community

Organization. When asked if she would recommend this college, Fitz said, “I wouldn’t recommend it. This college doesn’t grade; they just give recommendations. That means you have to be on top of everything in every class and that’s really hard to do.” Although she didn’t recommend the college, she mentioned that she enjoyed the professors there. After going to UC Santa Cruz, Fitz attended the University of Oregon. She majored in English and Education. When asked what she thought about the college, Fitz said, “I really enjoyed it because the professors were very knowledgeable in what they were teaching and they were very dedicated.” Overall, Mrs. Fitz is very happy with her final choice of becoming an english teacher for Sheldon high school. Science teacher Mr. Landis attended Oregon State University. He got his undergraduate degree in Geology and graduate degree in Science Education. When asked if he liked the weather there Landis said, “Well, the weather there is a lot like the weather here in Eugene, so I didn’t really enjoy it.” Corvallis’s total rainfall is about 44 inches per year versus Eugene’s total rainfall which is about 51 inches a year, so it’s up there but it isn’t as bad as Eugene’s weather. When asked if he would suggest this school to a student who was looking for a college Landis said, “Yes, I would; it’s a really good college.” When asked about class schedules Landis said, “I had Monday through Friday classes, most of them were morning classes but I had a couple of night classes sometimes.” Landis added, “I had a couple of favorite

professors there, one of them was Norm Letterman. He was a very interesting man.” Overall, Mr. Landis is happy with his choice to become a high school science teacher. Ceramics and Photo teacher Mr. Lanier attended Lane Community College for two years. He got a basic two year degree there in order to transfer to a university.After attending Lane, Lanier transferred to the University of Oregon. He majored in Fine Arts and got his Bachelor’s degree. When asked if he would recommend the University of Oregon Lanier said, “Yes, I would. It’s a really good college.” After attending the University of Oregon Lanier went a few states down and attended the University of Arizona. At the U of A Lanier got his Master’s degree in Art Education. Lanier said he would be reluctant to recommend the University or Arizona. When asked if he like the weather in Arizona Lanier said, “Absolutely not, I hate the weather there with a passion.” When asked about what the finals and campus life was like Lanier explained, “I never really had a lot of friends there and I didn’t really participate in school activities.” Overall Lanier is happy with his decision to become a high school teacher, and said that it’s been “Fun and rewarding.” Be it Art teacher, Science teacher, or English teacher, they all seem to enjoy their choice to become a teacher. Some had great college experiences and some not so great. Overall those colleges taught the teachers of Sheldon to be great mentors and colleagues.

Eager to leave the nest and fly in the summer

Seniors have fantastic summer plans Shyanne Church staff writer

For all you seniors this is your last summer before you begin your lives in the big world, whether you’re going off to college, working a job, or still living in your parent’s house. For some of you, you may be ready to fly, eager to leave the nest. For others, you might be a little scared, or maybe you don’t care at all, maybe you have no plans and no worries. Regardless, you have one last summer. The last of your memories you can call a part of your “high school years.”

In reality now, a lot of you are generally going to spend your summer getting ready for college, or maybe saying your final goodbyes to your friends and family. Senior Nic Rea said, “I’m working over summer” Rea ater stated “I’m starting Lane in the fall term, late September,” a like with most seniors this year. Another soon to be Lane student, Senior Bethany Alsin is going to get her degree to be a nurse. She said “The nursing program is one of the most competitive academic programs in Oregon.” Senior Karen McGhehey is also working a summer job, then attending George Washington University starting August. McGhehey said, “I’m going for a double major. One in Japanese and another in international politics.” However, some of you seniors are doing a more courageous

deed in joining the military. Quite a few of seniors have been recruited into the Marines or Army. Daniel Chase was recruited in his junior year along Kacey Baker. Over the summer they are spending their time training and preparing themselves for boot camp. Chase said, “On June 18th I leave for boot camp for three months then I come for ten days, then leave again for the school of infantry, then to wherever I’m stationed, probably California.” The best thing to do during summer is to go on adventures. Some seniors may have a to do list to complete over summer, or they may be traveling. For Senior Marlee Chamberlain, she is going to New Zealand. She said, “I am going to do farm stays.” Anyway, class of 2012 you have three months; make this summer your best!

F Decathlete Ashton is Eaton up the competition

Former University of Oregon track star, Ashton Eaton, continues to excel beyond the expectations of his spectators Sam Seno co-sports editor At this point in time Ashton Eaton is considered by many to be the best male athlete in the world. You can match him up with any athlete in the world, from any sport, and none of them would be able to beat Eaton in a contest of pure athleticism. Now before you go picking athletes to compare with Eaton, let me give you a brief overview of what he can do. Ashton Eaton ran a 10.26 for the 100m. This time would put him in 4th place in the entire NCAA (Division One) this year. Eaton has jumped 26ft, 9in, in the long jump. This monstrous jump beats the Sheldon high school record by three feet, and would put him first in the NCAA (Division One) championships, along with a qualifying mark for the London Olympics. In the 400m Eaton’s personal record is a jaw dropping 45.68 seconds! Eaton’s 400m time is fast enough to finish first at the NCAA championships; and even get himself a spot in the 2012 London Olympic Trials. But, Eaton is not just a good runner, he can throw the discus 156ft, he can throw the shot put 48ft, and the javelin an amazing 198ft! Along with all of this, Ashton can clear a bar that is 6ft 10in off the ground. 6ft 10in just happens to be Eaton’s personal record in the high jump. As the Olympic Trials approach and Eaton prepares for one of the biggest events in his life, I got the privilege to sit down with this world-class athlete and talk to him personally. Talisman-How events affect

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Eaton- So on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays we work on running and jumping events. That includes sprints and working on our starts. Then on Tuesdays and Thursdays we (Ashton and his fiancée Brianne Thiesan) lift weights and work on throwing events. We workout in two hour segments,

we do a thing where we do two hours of working out and then take two hours off, and then do another two hours. Talisman- Did you know that you would be doing the decathlon when you came to the University of Oregon? Eaton- Kinda, but not really. I was recruited as a long jumper, but like your friend [Jackson Darland] I was pretty good at most all the events so they told me early on that they wanted me working out for the decathlon. Talisman-

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Eaton- Probably the 800m at the 08 trials. I was warming up under the east grandstands for my 1500m while the 800m was going on. My teammate Andy (Andrew Wheating) was running. It got so loud I thought the grandstands where going to fall on me. After Andy qualified for the Olympics I left pumped up and ready for my race. Ashton Eaton is an amazing, world-class athlete who was nice enough to let me barge into his house and hit him with a bunch of high school caliber questions. Look for Ashton this summer as he tries to defend his title as America’s best athlete.

Talisman- If you were not running right now what would you be doing? Eaton- I don’t really know. Two years out of college… I would probably be doing an internship right now like most people my age. Talisman- Who is your biggest inspiration? Eaton- I don’t really have a specific runner inspiration. But there was this one event that was just super cool and got me all pumped up to run. I was at Hayward when I was getting ready for long jump and there was a blind 100m. And it was so intense. Each runner had a running partner with them and they were welling at their blind partner the whole time encouraging them and pumping them up. It was extremely cool. Talismanmemory

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favorite Kelsey Sherman photo field? Ashton Eaton and Sam Seno after Talisman interview.

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Talisman says goodbye to loyal seniors As every year comes to a close, there are those who leave Talisman to embark on their journies to college or careers. As per tradition, these seniors write reflections on their time in high school and Talisman.

Drew Haugen in Talisman for three years

Over the course of my four years here at Sheldon High School, I have had many exciting and unforgettable experiences. From Friday nights at Denis Ludwig Stadium with my teammates as a member of the Irish the football program, to the hours spent rehearsing and fundraising as a part the twentieth annual Mr. Irish Pageant, I have made friends and memories that will last with me forever. One of the experiences that shaped my goals for the future has been writing for the Talisman. Being a part of the newspaper for the past three years has helped me hone my writing skills and increased my passion for journalism. My first semester in the class, I typed up one article each issue as a staff writer, covering a variety of topics from sports to student features. This small responsibility taught me the basics of news writing and made me want to get even more involved with the production of the paper. The following year, I applied for the sports editor position, which combined my two passions, athletics and journalism. Along with my monthly story, I was in charge of taking pictures, writing headlines, and laying out the sports page. Tackling that challenge truly showed me the amazing opportunities journalism has to offer. This year as a senior, I have enjoyed taking on new responsibilities and building new friendships with the great students and the staff of Sheldon. Next fall, I will be attending the University of Portland, where I will be studying communications and English. There, I hope to build on the foundation of knowledge of my many amazing experiences here. I am so grateful for the opportunities I have been given as a student at Sheldon High School and plan to carry my Irish pride into college and beyond. Seniors (left to right): copy editor Tim Alley, co-editors-in-chief Drew Haugen and Chasity Barnes.

Tim Alley

in Talisman for one year

“Kyle [Radley]. Kyle. Hey, Kyle. Kyle. Kyle, hey.” “God in Heaven, Tim! Shut up!” This is what I live for and what I’ve lived off of for the past four years I’ve attended high school here at Sheldon. As a little brother to someone from the Sheldon class of ’06, I’m annoying by nature and I thrive off of harassing my friends and being ‘that guy’ who people loathe to be around but can’t get enough of.

Chasity Barnes in Talisman for three years Four years have come and gone in these hallways and with these people. Four years of my life devoted to being a fighting Irish. Four years have gone by so fast. The people and the memories I made here are ones that I will never forget. Walking through the front doors freshman year was very scary for me. I hardly knew anyone. The kids in my grade still made it feel like middle school and caused lots of drama that I was over and wanted no part of. Luckily, I had two junior friends, Tyler Kennedy and

I’ve gotten to know so many great people at Sheldon in my four years that I am honestly not sure what I’ll do without them after senior year ends. Whether or not they’ll feel the same way about me I highly question. The greater ring of friends I posess have all been absolutely amazing and I couldn’t have asked for a better set of guys and girls to go to high school with. The teachers and staff have all been absolutely astounding, too. From Yoshiko-sensei leading the Japanese program single-handedly to now-retired Stan Washburn teaching American history with a flare of his signature vigor to the soon-to-be Missus Tierney teaching writing 121 and 122, I’m so grateful that I’ve been able to have been taught by so many amazing teachers I don’t think are able to be matched by other schools.

Being a part of Talisman has been a great experience too. Bugging Kyle Radley became a daily routine off the bat as I juggle between goofing around online and doing my duties as copy editor. Spending evenings in the portable for print nights to finish our publication has always been full of hoots and guffaws and I wouldn’t have wanted to spend those evenings any other way. After Kyle, the rest of the news editing team has been great, too. Our inside jokes run amok during class (‘Ey, you like them cheeseboiges?) and it’s always a blast to hang out with these people. As I head off to the U of O, I’ll keep in mind everyone I’ve gotten to know here and all the great experiences I’ve been lucky enough to have while at Henry D. Sheldon High School. It’s been a long haul, but it’s one part of my life I’m not going to forget anytime soon.

Brandon Shaw. They welcomed me into their group and introduced me to many people. They are the ones I spent most of my time with. That same year I got involved in the theatre department. I fell in love with the theatre, the people, and the shows. The people in theatre were so close, yet so open to me. Sheldon theatre has been the first place since I was in the third grade that I felt like I actually belonged, and that the people actually liked me. Over the next three years I continued to do theatre. I soon got involved in working at KVRM and being coeditor-in-chief of the school newspaper, The Talisman, alongside the wonderful and too-nice-for-his-owngood Drew “Mr. Irish” Haugen. Sophomore and junior year seemed to be one big blur. I realized that I want to become a kindergarten teacher, I learned how to

do color guard for the schools marching band, and I continued to make more and more friends every year. Senior year is when things got real. I started thinking about colleges, money, my future, my life, who I am, all the while being in theatre, editor-in-chief of The Talisman, doing color guard is SMB, and being a coordinator in this year’s Mr. Irish pageant where we raised over $52,000 for Children’s Miracle Network and the NICU. This year has been so crazy for me and I have no idea how I’ve done it. Tomorrow night I will be up on the Hult Center stage walking to get my high school diploma and then I am done. I am so excited but so nervous to start my adult life. But I believe that everyone in my graduating class, as well as me, will go far in life and make our wildest dreams come true. GO IRISH!

As the end of the school year starts, so do the parties What are the best kinds of parties at the end of the year? - graduation parties!

Jenny Forrest staff writer Graduation season is a time of celebration: a time to look back on the things that have gotten all the graduates to where they are today, but also a time to look forward into the future at what the world might hold. Graduation parties are a perfect way to do both of these things. With everyone’s family and friends in one place, usually out in that summer sunshine, you can’t help but celebrate. For upperclassmen and underclassmen alike, the weekends before and after graduation can be the most anticipated, yet busiest, of the year. With everyone trying to fit their parties within these two short weekends, it can sometimes seem overwhelming. But, with the usual format of an open house, the hosts make it easy for everyone to

attend. Most parties will last anywhere from two to four hours, but of course the guests are not expected to stay this entire time, as most have made commitments to more than one event. That’s what makes this so fun though, the idea of “party hopping,” going from one grad party to the next and getting to say as many “congrats” as possible. Junior Kaitlyn Penrod said, “Oh, I’m definitely looking forward to going to as many as I can! I’m excited for the food, people, and saying goodbye to all our seniors.” It’s not just fun for the attendees, but also for the graduates and their families hosting it. Although sometimes hosting gatherings can prove to be stressful, hopefully the laid back style of these parties takes some of that stress away. Usually grad parties are hosted somewhere convenient, such as a house or park; the food is light and the timing is all dependent upon what works best for the hosts. It really is just the perfect opportunity to have all the people who have had an impact on the graduate in some way, whether that be family or friends, in one place. Senior Natalie

Kruska said, “I’m excited to have all my family and friends together one last time before I leave for college!” One way to take some of the load off of all the planning, and just add another fun element to the get together, is hosting a party with someone. Senior Zoe Duvall said, “Throwing a combined party with Caitlin Castillo makes the experience even better because we can help each other plan things like food and decorations, so it’s less stressful and more fun!” Many people agree with this idea that a joint party is more fun and choose to do the same thing, but other graduates choose to host one on their own. Either way the whole experience proves to be fun, even the planning! These parties are meant to be fun and a time of celebration for the graduates, their families, and all those close to them. To the graduates this is a time for them to have all their favorite people in one place, and for the guests this is a time to share their support for their favorite graduating seniors. Most importantly, every one of these parties should be a time of celebration for everyone there!

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Reiling Alexandria athletics Bethany Alsin oustanding visual art student of merit Nikolas Ruiz-Anderson athletics Peter Anderson athletics Hunter Anderson outstanding student of Japanese Dale Baker athletics Chasity Barnes Talisman student of the year Mercy Barnes outstanding yearbook photographer Sean Bellotti athletics Caitlin Castillo athletics Marlee Chamberlain activities Anissa Chin athletics outstanding Spanish student Delaney Clevenger athletics Jasmine Creighton-Manis athletics Taylor Dodrill athletics Madison Dunne athletics Alex Dunphy physical education leardership Meaghan Ellis athletics activities Hailey Fogelstrom activities Jennifer Forrest athletics Kathrine Fortuna athletics Payton French athletics Victoria Gariapy French student of the year Megan Haith dance student of the year Drew Haugen athletics Talisman student of the year Spencer Haugen athletics Alexa Hoselton outstanding yearbook design student

Awards Eric Huynh turnaround student award Polly Irungu business internship Ayantu Israel-Megerssa activities Kelsey Jost athletics Rachel Kirkelie activities Rick Kitzel business internship Kelsi Klolter athletics Natalie Kruska athletics Ryan Land athletics physical education student of the year Danielle Langston athletics Gwyn LeCavalier dance student of the year Jee Hyun Lee activities Samantha Little activities Erika Lopez activities Sam McCaskill athletics Grace Melhaff athletics English student of the year excellence in Language Arts award physical education student of the year oustanding Spanish student Rachel Milstein activities Alexandra Nelson SHAC most improved student Christian Nilsen athletics Elin Odegard world language student of the year French student of the year Allison Oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;Hanlon athletics Tyler Osborne athletics Samuel Peterson athletics Erika Phillipo outstanding yearbook design student

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Alexandra Reiling activities Stephanie Rice athletics Nicole Ringsdorf activities Dongmin Roh French student of the year Megan Smith excellence in health education award activities Marisa Specht athletics Mikayla Steele athletics activities Sally Stender athletics Kaleb Stubbs athletics English student of the year excellence in Language Arts award Alexis Taisey business internship Ben Taube activities Camelia Taylor SHAC most improved sudent Hannah Theophil activities Zach Trahan athletics Kathryn Trahan athletics excellence in health education award Paula Uibel athletics Read Wagar athletics Christina Walter athletics Fen Wang athletics activities Jamie Whisler athletics Alexis Wick athletics activities Amerissa Wick athletics Angela Witty athletics activities outstanding Spanish student French student of the year

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Alpacas versus llamas: clash of the camelids Can the always-lovable llamas win this one or will alpacas make a comeback?

Jada Allender staff writer It’s the battle of the century: llamas versus alpacas. Which one will win? Students all over Sheldon decided to take part in this debate. Llamas and alpacas may be cute, but they both spit. So which one is worth the hassle? I couldn’t decide which one was worse, because they seem equal to me, so let’s ﬁnd out what others think. The ﬁrst person I found in favor of alpacas was Marist senior Macaela Crowley. Crowley stated, “I prefer alpacas because their fur stuffs is worth more. All the money is in alpacas.” Many people prefer alpacas

because they are smaller which gives the illusion of cuteness in many peoples’ eyes. Usually when an animal is smaller, people think it’s cuter. Junior Andy Conrad agrees with this and said, “I prefer alpacas way more due to the fact that they’re smaller and you can still milk them.” I found that some people prefer llamas because of their appearance of superiority. Llama bodies are way bigger and their bodies appear more normal-looking to some, like freshman Sophia Warner who said, “I like llamas better because they’re more normal and way cooler, and an alpaca spat at me once.” Like me, many people don’t have a preference between llamas and alpacas. For instance, senior Kristina Krenz said, “I don’t like either because they’re smelly and they

spit at you.” Freshman Nick Ramage agreed with Krenz when he said, “Aren’t they basically the same animal? I don’t really see a difference.” Overall, I think the people who see a difference are leaning toward alpacas more than llamas, because they seem to be more useful and cuter to many. Also, many people don’t care or see a difference because they aren’t educated on either, so here are some fun facts: Llamas are part of the camel family, are easy to train, stick their tongues out when they’re mad, give birth standing up, live to about 20 and prefer living in herds. Alpacas are easy to train, domesticated, produce about 5-8 lbs of ﬂeece per year, are part of the camel family (making them the cousin of the llama), have no top front teeth, and their poop is used for fuel in South America.

American-made because the parts come from different countries.” Junior Thomas Powers said, “It’s good; it helps our economy a lot but due to it a lot of products are overpriced now.” Powers is in economics now. Powers later said, “Our economy is affected positively by overseas trading [now], but in the past, it didn’t.” Powers buys more imported items because they’re more readily available. Powers then added, “[Oil importing] is a necessity because we need the oil but it is also the biggest part of our debt.” Power’s thinks America should do trades with more small countries to boost their economies. Power’s later said, “I think we should do more exports, because it would help boost up our economy.” Junior Matt Lyons said, “We have the potential to make the stuff we buy from other countries ourselves.” Lyons believes we should put more to export than import. Lyons added, “If we could make a smart bomb, I think we would be able to make a yo-yo.” Lyons later said, “If we started exporting more, we could get out of our debt in about twelve years.” Our lives are hugely impacted by imports and exports. Everything in your life probably is connected to imports in one way or another. But if it wasn’t for overseas trading, we wouldn’t have most of our technology, buildings and we would even have less food!

Who will win in this battle of the leagues?

America relies on Asian exports NFL versus NBA What are the beneﬁts and drawbacks of American involvement in foreign trade?

Nick Dunphy staff writer Every day, there are freighter ships full of cars, oil drums, toys, and electronics sailing over the ocean going between China and the United States. China is both America’s leading importer and exporter. Overseas trading has beneﬁtted many countries with exquisite foreign treasures, but these things come at a price. International trade decreases work for local businesses because bigger companies, such as Wal-Mart, can purchase goods for less from companies that use cheaper overseas labor to manufacture products. But now, local businesses are getting a break. More and more of American made products are getting sold in China, making a lot more jobs here. Economics and social studies teacher Bill Temple said, “I like American-made products.” Temple added, “I think we should do all we can towards exports so we can sell more products.” Temple also said, “Bottom line, the consumer wants the lowest price. If I had a choice, I would buy American-made products.” Temple later added, “[Overseas trading] affected the economy hugely; every product that is made is connected to exports in some way, and even American-made cars aren’t fully

Jim Cahill backpage co-editor The two major sporting leagues of America, the NFL and NBA, have always been under debate. These two historic leagues have been entertaining fans for years. Both football and basketball have had a great history and will continue to thrive. I believe the better sport in this debate is the NBA. Junior Jake Patterson said, “The better of the two is deﬁnitely the NBA; it is much more enjoyable to watch.” I went on to ask him ask him which play-off system is better. He replied, “Deﬁnitely the NBA; it has seven enjoyable games to watch. I actually truly get into the games.” Junior Keegan Taylor said, “NFL football is my favorite sport.” He went on to compare the two playoff systems. “The NFL playoffs are 10 times more enjoying than NBA playoffs. The Superbowl is absolutely entertaining!” Most students said that NBA playoffs are more entertaining than NFL playoffs. Junior Tyler Williams agreed, “NBA, because of the seven game series and the games are overall more entertaining.” I completely agree with this because watching seven games is much more interesting to watch than one game as with the NFL. In conclusion, the NBA is a solid choice for the best sporting league of America. The NBA has a great play-off system as well as great superstars who make the game so entertaining to watch. Even though the NFL has a great regular season system, the NBA has superstars which truly impress me. Finally, the students of Sheldon High School seem to agree with me.

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Drops in digital age downloading Is music streaming on sites like Spotify gaining popularity over digital downloads from sites like iTunes? Roman Hernandez staff writer Music is a very big industry, and the new controversy in music is how people are getting it. The CD age is dying and Mp3 ﬁles are taking over. The biggest way people have been getting their music lately is on sites like iTunes, purchasing albums and individual songs. Now there are new sites like Spotify that allow the user to listen to an unlimited amount of music for a small monthly fee. Both have their pros and cons. Currently, the biggest way of listening to music is purchasing albums and singles individually on sites like iTunes and Google Play. Sophomore Jordan Duntemen said, “I don’t really use ITunes or Google Play.” Beneﬁts of purchasing music individually is that you pay how much you want. Jordan also said, “Purchasing music would be more expensive for me because of the amount of music I listen to. You also only get what you choose to purchase. Both ITunes and Google Play allow you to sample a song for 0:30 to 1:30. There is currently no way on either of those sites to listen to the entire song before purchasing. The average song is $1.29 and an album can

be from $7.99 to $16.99 depending on the number of songs. A very fresh and growing way for people to get the music they want is music streaming. There are many popular sites that stream music. Sites like Pandora, Spotify and even YouTube could be considered music streaming websites. Most music streaming sites allow the user to listen to an unlimited amount of any music they want for a monthly fee or even for free. Sophomore Corbin Almeda said, “I prefer Spotify because it’s cheaper and has better music.” It is true that if you listen to a lot of music that sites like Spotiﬂy and Groove Shark are probably your best choices. So, the big question: Which is better? There is not a distinct winner between music streaming and purchasing music individually. There are beneﬁts to each. When sophomore Boran Megerssa was asked which he preferred, he said, “I use both and think they are both great.” Music streaming is perfect for a user who wants to listen to a very wide unlimited supply of music on a device that has internet. On the other hand, downloading music individually allows the user to keep that mp3 for as long as he or she wants with no monthly cost and is a lot easier to put on mobile devices. Later Boran went on to say that “I would like a combination of them both in the future.” That seems very likely since each has advantages over the other.

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Sheldon football prepares for new season Irish show dedication in off-season behind strong senior leadership and work towards successful 2012 team Chrissy Walter staff writer

For the past decade Sheldon football has dominated the Southwest conference. With three state championships and nine league titles, Sheldon’s football team has been a powerhouse, and the Irish hope to continue their reign in the 2012 season. Although, from their 2011 season they lost many valuable players including starting senior quarterback Dillon Miller, they do not expect the losses to affect their success. They hope to add yet another state title to their collection this season after the devastating loss against Lake Oswego in the state ﬁnal last year. The football team may be lacking returning starters and leaders, but they have an abundance of talent and dedication. Behind an experienced coaching staff, led by head coach Lane Johnson, the team anticipates another impressive season. Junior Connor Strahm said, “I’m

excited to see how our team of mostly inexperienced players can exceed people’s expectations for the year.” He later added, “The biggest competition for our team will be ourselves because if we play like we can then we won’t need to worry about anyone else.” On August 31, the boys will put their hard work and skill to the test when they take on Southridge High School in the season opener. Until then, the team will continue to prepare throughout the summer for the much-anticipated game right here on our very own Marty Johnson Field. Eager to ﬁll the shoes of senior quarterback Dillon Miller, junior Taylor Alie will be the new starting quarterback for the 2012 season. With high hopes for the season, Alie said, “I think that we will make it pretty far into the playoffs, if not all the way, but only hard work can get us there.” Backed by a team full of talent, Alie later said that he was most excited to play with his teammates on Friday nights, in Ludwig Stadium on Marty Johnson Field. Not only is the anticipation and excitement radiating through the team itself, but also through the fans who ﬁll the stands every Friday night. The team fortunately has multiple returning starters, however, they are also excited to welcome 6’4” junior

Mike Ralston to the team. Although Ralston transferred from Jesuit High School, a rivalry school of Sheldon, he said, “My overall experience here at Sheldon so far has been great. All of the guys have been really accepting even though I transferred from a rival school. We are a big family.” He later added, “I’m most excited to play Jesuit because they are going to be big and tough and a good team in general. Nothing can beat playing your rival on a Friday night.” In addition to Ralston, the team was overjoyed with junior newbie James Banks, and they anticipate the arrival of more transfers within the next months. With the combination of these new players and the talent that the team already possesses, the 2012 football season is bound to be an unforgettable one. The players and coaches of the football team are ready to welcome another trophy to the case. As the season approaches, the excitement will only escalate as the players prepare mentally and physically. With spring sports coming to a close, the football players and fans are getting anxious at the thought of football being right around the corner. There is no better way to wrap up a fun-ﬁlled summer than to end it with the ﬁrst football game, and on August 31, that is exactly what will happen.

Prefontaine Classic honors Track Town legend Fans pack historic Hayward Field to witness the world’s best compete Danielle Clark staff writer On June 2, track and ﬁeld athletes from around the world will compete together at Hayward Field for the 38th annual Prefontaine Classic. The event celebrates America’s best distance runner in history, Steve Prefontaine, who ran for the University of Oregon before his death in 1975. This major stop on the road to the 2012 London Olympics will feature some of the biggest competition in the world. Oregon is known for holding the largest meets, with crowds up to twelve thousand and standing room only. This year is no exception and tickets are expected to sell out.

Sheldon students and teachers alike are excited for this event. Health teacher Mrs. McChesney said, “Traditionally this is a big meet and I think this will be a good year because it is an Olympic year!” She also added that Bill McChesney, her late husband, ran faster than Steve Prefontaine himself. Some of the biggest names in track will be attending this meet. These include: Kenenisa Bekele from Ethiopia; Kenyans Silas Kiplagat and Asbel Kiprop; and competitors from the USA, Matthew Centrowitz, Jesse Williams and Nick Symmonds (who runs for the University of Oregon). Another exciting aspect of the 2012 Prefontaine Classic is that the Kenyan Olympic trials will be held before the meet. The Kenyan 10k will be held on June 1, as part of a special “Hollister Night at Hayward” in honor of the late Nike executive Geoff Hollister. This will give the crowd a taste of what is to come when the rest of the athletes come back to Eugene to compete for a spot on the Olympic team

on June 21. Sophomore Ben Harter expressed what he is excited for when he attends the Prefontaine Classic: “I heard Andrew Wheating might be running the mile and I’m really excited to watch him. I also like how they hype up the mile run and make it really exciting to honor Prefontaine.” Even though some people might not be attending this meet or might not be extremely interested in track, most people know the legend of Steve Prefontaine. Junior Hunter Turner said, “I think that it is great that they do this track meet in honor of Prefontaine because he was one of the greatest runners in history.” By the time he was 24 years old, Pre held the American record in all eight track events between 2,000 and 10,000 meters making him the biggest track star in the country. Prefontaine’s legacy has inspired the running community in a huge way. Today, the Prefontaine classic is only one of the ways that we still honor him for his achievements.

Top track and ﬁeld teams square off for NCAA title

Oregon takes on the country’s elite while striving for seventh outdoor title Joel Montoya staff writer

If you thought the Pac-12 Championship was exciting, then just wait until you see the NCAA Outdoor Track and Field Championship in Des Moines, Iowa. They will be held at Drake Stadium from June 6-9. Historic Drake Stadium is much more than just one of the premier track and ﬁeld facilities in the country, it has played host to some of the greatest track and ﬁeld performances of all time. Athletes such as Bruce Jenner, Michael Johnson, Carl Lewis, and Jesse Owens have all competed there. The championships this year will feature competition from the West coast to the East coast, whether it be the mighty Oregon Ducks trying to top their Pac-12 performance at the NCAA’s, or the Florida Gators attempting to win

another championship after winning the Indoor NCAA title earlier this year. Both teams will have to eventually outdo and out compete the three-time defending national champions, the Texas A&M Aggies. This may be tough, but both teams have enough potential and talent to do so. Before athletes are able to compete at the championships, they’ll have to compete at a regional meet. Mainly because the NCAA spreads its track and field events over two weekends, the regional meet is viewed as preliminary rounds for the final, and took place on May 24 through the 26. A notable athlete to watch for is Sheldon’s very own J.J. Juilfs. A graduate of Sheldon’s class of 2011, J.J. now attends the University of Washington on a track and field scholarship. His Pac-12 performance was enough to win him the Pac-12 pole vault title as a true freshman and a shot to compete for the NCAA title. After being asked what Oregon Duck athlete he’s interested in, sophomore Mitch Horning said, “Mike Berry, he’s only a sophomore and placed last year as a freshman. He has a lot of potential and I think he’s going to show that at the NCAAs.” Horning also said, “It’s still early in

the season for her but I think that redshirt senior Brianne Theisen can repeat the success she had in the heptathlon at the Pac-12 Championships. After placing first in 2009 and 2010 and not in 2011, she’ll definitely strive for that 2012 title.” After being asked if English Gardner has a chance at winning both the 100m and 200m Horning said, “In the 100m, yes. She ran 11 seconds flat at the Pac-12’s and it looked effortless. In the 200m, I don’t think so. I think Kimberlyn Duncan from LSU has that locked up.” Sophomore Henry Fowler said, “I think the Oregon Ducks will have a pretty good result after the meet. They have great athletes and it always seems like they do a really great job after each meet.” Fowler also said, “I’m really looking forward to watching the 1500m and 5000m. Primarily, because I’m also a long distance runner as well.” Once being asked if formal Sheldon studentathlete J.J. Juilfs had a chance at placing in the top three in his pole vault event, Fowler said, “Yes, because his jumps have been good enough to give him a chance and of course, he’s a former Sheldon student-athlete, so it’s only obvious that the luck of the Irish will be with him.”

Oregon baseball looks towards World Series appearance Following impressive Pac-12 season, Ducks hope to make ﬁrst appearance on college baseball’s biggest stage A.J. Smith co-backpage editor The Oregon Ducks baseball team has had a phenomenal 2012 season and is looking to make a deep run in the NCAA tournament. The Ducks have made a steady climb up the national rankings with many sweeps and clutch wins, providing they can compete in only their third season as a team. With a solid lineup of pitchers and competent position players, Oregon has had a national ranking of up to number six. A great coach and a will to win will help the Ducks make a run to bring

the first baseball national championship to Eugene. The sudden success of the program can be attributed to coach George Horton. He came in during the first year back, following a dormant period for the team, and has recruited well over the past few years. Junior Nick Ault said, “George Horton has done wonders for the team. His leadership and determination has led the team to be a contender to do well in the playoffs.” The team still has done superbly well in the regular season and Horton has been a major part of it. P.K. Park is home to the Ducks, and the team uses homefield advantage to win games. The Ducks have a record of 24 wins and 6 loses at their own turf. More fans have attended the games this year, including Michael Chavez. Chavez said, “I love going to the games. Winning is always nice and seeing the team do so well is awesome. The home-field advantage really seems to help.” The Ducks have had some of their more intense games at P.K. Park, as well as some of their most memorable games too.

After a solid season of individual play last year, 8 Duck players were drafted in the 2011 MLB Draft. The solid play continues into this year, and there are many great players who are helping the team to their record national rank of 5. Junior Ryan Fisher said, “The players that Horton is recruiting are really helping the team do well. It goes to show that since these players are so good that they are getting drafted by professional teams.” Hopefully the Ducks are talented enough to make it to the College World Series in Omaha, Nebraska. Not only has the program resurrected from nothing, but it has come up to become a top ﬁve national team. The Ducks have had a few good years of recruiting and those talented players are now in the MLB playing professional baseball. George Horton has done amazing things for the program and has helped the team to unreached heights. We can only wonder what good can come in the playoffs and in the coming years.

“For when the One Great Scorer comes to mark against your name, he writes not that you won or lost, but HOW YOU PLAYED THE GAME.”

CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL THE SENIOR ATHLETES, CLASS OF 2012

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Faceoff: Will Ferrell vs. Jim Carrey Ryan Land staff writer

Which famous movie star is the better comedian and actor?

Dylan Lewis staff writer

Here it is: the final argument between me “I swear I’m so mad at my mom, and Dylan. This time, we pit the hilarious as soon as she’s of age I’m putting Jim Carrey vs. the spontaneous Will Ferrell. her in a home.” Without a doubt Will Bridges could be burned over this quarrel. Ferrell is one of the greatest comedy Let’s just hope Dylan and I will be on speakactors of all time. The question is, is ing terms after this article. Will Ferrell is an he better than Jim Carrey? Of coarse extremely hilarious fellow, but Jim Carrey he is because I chose him. I don’t takes the cake. Carrey is not only funny, but want to see Ryan leave his senior he is dramatic, too. His slapstick humor is year and his last article like this, so unparalleled when compared to other actors. I’ll try and go easy on him. When It’s hard to root against a guy like Jim Caryou star in movies like Step Brothrey. He is a self-built comedian who started ers, Elf, Talladega Nights, Anchorout doing stand-up until he finally got his man, Kicking and Screaming, Land break on the show In Living Color. From of the Lost, Old School, and Semi then on he has starred in numerous blockPro, its hard not to be called one of buster hits including The Trumann Show, the best. The Mask, Yes Man, Fun with Dick and Ferrell started off as one of the Jane, Liar Liar, The Grinch, Bruce Almighty, funniest Saturday Night Live actors Ace Ventura, and Dumb and Dumber (as of all time, second only to Chris mentioned in my previous debate victory Farley, in my own opinion. His days over Dylan). Senior Sam Hannah said, “Jim at SNL are littered with hilarious Carrey is a better actor than Will Ferrell. skits. Junior Gaje McDaniel said, He can appeal to people on a personal level “My favorite is the ‘Harry Carrey’ through his humor as well as on a dramatic skits; those are hilarious.” Which I level.” Ferrell definitely appeals to people might add are absolutely hilarious. If on a humorous level, but Carrey is able to you’re going to say anybody is fungo that extra mile and connect with people nier than Will Ferrell you’re crazy… on a personable level, too. sort of like Ryan. Jim Carrey is a very talented human “Blue, you’re my boy! You’re my being. He is a great singer and musician, boy, Blue!” That’s just one of sevbetter than Ferrell, in my opinion. How can eral great Will Ferrell quotes. Junior anyone forget his acoustic performance in Ivan Faulhaber explained why FerYes Man to save the man from committing rell is better, “Will Ferrell has had suicide? Senior Cameron Herr said, “I think a lot more funny movies than Jim Jim Carrey is overall more talented and Carrey and Will is just hilarious. I better looking than Will Ferrell. Carrey can don’t know; Will Ferrell is just a lot Drew Haugen photo pull off numerous hair styles while Will Fer- Senior Ryan Land (left) and junior Dylan Lewis (right) debate the best actor. funnier.” It’s hard to argue with the rell has that lame afro.” Cameron couldn’t have said it better. Jim Carrey has a wider range of talents bright and knowledgeable Ivan. when compared to Ferrell, that’s for sure. Even Sheldon’s golden man, senior Dillon Miller is a big Ferrell fan, When it comes to appearing on talk shows, no one can compete with Jim Carrey. I strongly urge “He just has a certain way about him, you know? You can’t look at Will you all to YouTube him on any late night talk show and observe how he takes over the show with his Ferrell and not laugh.” I completely agree with him. When any man can comedic genius. He shows that he can be serious and funny at the same time, as impossible as that say he was drag racing in a Prius and be completely serious, that’s comsounds. Yet, Carrey has a certain demeanor about him that allows him to pull it off. Senior Bryon edy. Alger said, “Carrey’s interview with David Letterman is monumental because you see him shift It has been a pleasure for me to be facing off against Ryan. I don’t think quickly from his serious side to his party side.” That quality is what truly makes Jim Carrey an elite he would say the same because he’s competitive and doesn’t really like comedian. losing. Unfortunately for him, he just did.

Pick-Up Lines: Do they work on you?

Ancient aliens!

whether it’s dating someone or becoming friends.” New show on History Channel 2 is Most guys don’t start things off with a pick-up line because they’re nervous about meeting someone mentally invigorating for the first time. Carman explained by saying, “I Katie Brelsford Solan Megerssa don’t use pick-up lines often, but when I do I choose staff writer co-news editor the funny lines.” Some pick-up lines are simply If you just so happen to fl ip to History Channel 2 on Friday offensive and many girls end up disgusted by them. How much does a polar bear weigh? As weird as that at 11 o’clock, then you are among the select few in America To be successful with pick-up lines you have to question is, it starts a conversation. These short comments who have the opportunity to receive the enlightening truth be spontaneous and spunky and freshman Austin are known as ‘Pick-up lines.’ Everyone has used them at presented during that hour. The show you will be watching is Tharp is just that. Tharp may be young, but he some point; some people tend to use them more often Ancient Aliens, the most insightful, provocative, and scientifically has used his fair share of pick-up lines. He has than others. Pick-up lines help guys and girls get to based show on television. The main premise of Ancient Aliens is a multitude to choose from, but he said, “My know new people. They are an array of funny questions that the Earth has been visited by aliens; ancient aliens. These aliens absolute favorite pick-up line is: ‘Don’t be or statements which can lead to a first date or a slap have done marvelous things, such as building the Pyramids at Giza, scared if a big fat man in a red suit comes and in the face. Common places for pick-up lines to occur are often at schools, grocery stores, or sporting events. snatches you up, because I asked for you for wiping out the dinosaurs to pave the way for mankind, and genetically The key to pick-up lines is confidence. Senior Kate Christmas’ then wink.” Tharp added, “The modifying ancient man to create modern humans. Truly fascinating Trahan has a lot of confidence and is no stranger to lucky part is that it worked, too! We walked stuff. The ancient alien theory has a lot of scientific evidence backing its pick-up lines. She said, “I use pick-up lines all the time, to Dutch Bros and had a good time!” claims. For instance, religious texts often speak of chariots of fire, and A pick-up line can determine whether unfortunately they work better on girls when guys say gods descending from the sky. These are not merely myths and legends. or not you get a fi rst date or get a them [than on guys when girls say them].” Various people They represent alien visitations in the past. Also, structures such as the Great whopping slap in the face. It can have a favorite pick-up line. Trahan’s favorite was used Pyramid could not have been made by mere humans, so the logical conclubreak the ice or by Dylan Campbell: “Dylan told me sion is that humans were helped by aliens who wished to use the pyramids as make her think my eyes were bluer than the water power stations for the world wide electric field they were creating to power their twice. People in his toilet, which is kind of ironic ships. This is all, of course, proven by archaeological fact, and in no way can be just need to because I have brown eyes.” Although disputed. When confronted with the overwhelming evidence, sophomore Henry think through it would seem that most of the time Fowler gave into the ancient alien theory, stating, “Aliens have visited the Earth in when and pick-up lines work, Trahan claims, the past.” where they “About 50% of the time pick-up lines There are many, however, who disregard this scientific evidence, and instead believe choose to work and it definitely depends on the the pseudoscience promoted by mainstream, liberal media and scientists. Sophomore use pickperson.” Pick-up lines can sometimes Jordan Dunteman is among these doubters. When asked if he thinks aliens are visiting up lines. be very damaging; they have to the Earth, he answered with a stark “No,” indicating the brainwashing he has suffered be at the right place and right time. at the hands of the mainstream media. He does admit though, that if aliens were discovSenior Mitch Carman hears a lot of ered, his “curiosity would be quenched.” When asked the same question, sophomore Boran pick-up lines while hanging out with Megerssa said that he would “run around naked with a sign that says ‘I told you so!’” While his friends. His best and favorite is, I don’t condone such behavior, I could see why a passionate person would do so. “Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?” The need to fi nd someone to relate to is a primal drive in humans. Whether that be through Believe it or not these ‘one-liners’ Katie Brelsford photo walking over a hill to see what lies beyond, or peering out towards the stars, humans will always work. Carman claimed, “My pick- Senior Laken Johnson (left) and try to satisfy their curiosity, and try to answer the question, “Am I alone?” Maybe, instead of up lines always lead to great things, freshman Trevor Vill; rejected. looking out towards the stars, we should look back at our past.

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