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It was a “well-planned, very intentional plot” involving many people.

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QUOTE OF THE DAY “If Diana was here she would be really proud of her family.”

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ON THIS DAY... ...in 1951, Britain’s first ever supermarket opened, the Premier in London’s Earls Court.

Everything was on rations and you had to grown your own veg.

More UK troops in IS battle EXTRA British troops are being sent to Iraq as part of a final push to wipe out Islamic State there.

More than 40 Royal Engineers are going to Al Asad airbase in Anbar province, said Defence Secretary Sir Michael Fallon.

It takes the number of British personnel at the camp to more than 300 and the total in Iraq to around 600.

He said the extra troops would help “bring the defeat of Daesh (Isis) a step closer”.

Job ad wages 3yr low SALARIES in job adverts are at their lowest for over three years as the number of vacancies rises, research shows.

The average advertised wage is £32,100, after a fall of 1.5% in the past year.

Average advertised salaries have fallen by 3.3% in South-East England, but have increased by 2.3% in Northern Ireland, jobs site Adzuna found.

Graduate salaries are up by 3.6% at an average of £24,500.

BREXIT HITS THE BUFFERS EU chief slams ‘nostalgic’ UK DOING BUSINESS: Mrs May with Japanese prime minister Shinzo Abe in Tokyo

BRITAIN suffered a Brexit blow last night as the EU’s chief negotiator said the latest talks had made “no decisive progress”.

Dugdale ‘outed’ by mag FORMER Scottish Labour leader Kezia Dugdale has claimed she was outed by a magazine.

Ms Dugdale, who quit as the leader of Scottish Labour this week, said she asked for her quotes on her sexuality not to be included in an interview with the Fabian Review in 2016, a claim disputed by the writer.

The politician regretted not having “complete control” over the process.

Michel Barnier savaged the UK’s approach to the divorce bill and access to the single market after three days of negotiations in Brussels.

He said: “How can we build trust and start discussing the future relationship?

“We have to address these things together seriously.”

He also accused Britain of “nostalgia” for membership of the single market, suggesting it regretted the decision to leave the EU. But Brexit Secretary David Davis hit back, insisting there

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SHIPSHAPE: PM meets divers from Royal Navy and Japan maritime forces.

Above, at state banquet

Jailbirds’ cell telly moans PRISONERS made official complaints last year about the TVs in their cells.

They moaned they could not get all the channels and the signal was poor.

And one prisoner said the picture was so limited that the signers for deaf people were not visible.

In total, eight complaints were made.

But the only one upheld was where a lag had been billed for a TV service which had a poor signal.

® by ALEXANDER BROWN had been “concrete progress” in the talks. He added: “I wouldn’t confuse a belief in the free market for nostalgia.”

Meanwhile, Japan backed Theresa May’s plan for a “smooth exit” from the EU. Japanese PM Shinzo Abe said he was convinced Britain would continue to be a “compelling” place for companies to invest in.

Fears were raised over Japanese businesses post-Brexit.

But Mr Abe promised he had “trust in the UK economy after Brexit”. He said: “Even after Brexit the UK, for business people, it will continue to be a compelling place. Many Japanese companies – even after the Brexit vote – they have decided on new investments into the United Kingdom.”

Mrs May, who is on a three-day visit to Japan, welcomed the vote of confidence.

She said: “This is a good moment for like-minded partners such as Britain and Japan to be doing more together.”

More than 1,000 Japanese companies currently operate in the UK, employing 140,000 people.

Firms including Nissan, Honda and Toyota have £40billion invested in the UK. Mr Abe also called for more transparency from Britain over EU negotiations “to minimise any damage” from Brexit on global business. alex.brown@dailystar.co.uk

NHS £4BN DEFICIT NHS hospitals overspent by close to £4billion last year, it has been revealed.

Research uncovered a £3.7bn overspend for the year, compared with the reported £791million.

A study of accounts by a health charity said the bank balances had been “flattered” by one-off savings and short-term funding.

Sally Gunsbury, senior policy

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agency analyst at the Nuffield Trust said: “The official figures on NHS deficits don’t reflect how severe things are for hospitals.

“Only by looking at the deficit after these have been stripped out can we see the scale of the financial challenge facing the NHS. It is eye watering.”

LABOUR spent ® £15million more than the Conservatives last year.

Accounts for Jeremy Corbyn’s party show it spent more than £43million.

The Conservatives coughed up nearly £28m in 2016, according to figures from the Electoral Commission.

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girl with drive – but not when it comes to motors.

Sadly, the 21-year old blonde babe from Doncaster has just failed her driving test.

So she is steering clear of cars for a while and is gearing up for a game of pool at her local boozer instead.

‘VULNERABLE’: Paltrow

Gwyn is just Pitts at loving GWYNETH Paltrow says she has “f***** up” many of her romances.

The actress, 44, said she was to blame for her doomed relationships to Brad Pitt and Ben Affleck, and her failed marriage to ex-husband Chris Martin.

She added: “I’m actually a pretty good friend, and a good sister and daughter and mother, but I’m at my potentially most vulnerable and f***** up in the romantic slice of the pie.

“It’s taken me a lot of work to get to the place where I have a good romantic relationship.”

She is now dating film producer Brad Falchuk.

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KYLE’S SLANG GUIDE ENGLAND footballer Kyle Walker has given his team-mates a guide to Yorkshire slang – so they can understand his sayings.

TELLY LEGEND: Forsyth

FANS are calling for the Strictly Come Dancing glitterball to be named after Sir Bruce Forsyth.

Sir Bruce, who died last month aged 89, presented the flagship BBC show for several years until 2013.

Yesterday, fans called on producers to commemorate the legendary showman – famous for catchphrases such as “Good game, good game” and “Nice to see you, to see you... nice”.

Others suggested erecting a bronze statue of the presenter outside the London Palladium – where he used to perform.

The Sheffield-born star loves to trot out Tyke jargon from the white rose county.

MacFarlane praised Alf Clausen, whose tunes required a 35-piece orchestra, for reinventing “the sound of prime-time animation”.

Clausen, who racked up seven

awards for his work on the hit US comedy show, and wrote for more than 30 films and TV programmes, was told bosses were looking for a “different kind of music”.

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Lord is a Lady

SIMPSONS SACKING SHOCK THE firing of the man who wrote music for The Simpsons for 27 years has been mourned – by a rival show’s chief.

Family Guy’s creator Seth

“Stop being a mardy a***. Oh, mardy a***, can’t say that can I? S***,” he adds.

Walker tells his pals ‘breadcake’ is a roll, I do believe down in the south, chuff’.

He goes on: “A chuff is like a stupid person or an idiot.”

And when he uses the phrase ‘lug oil’ he is talking about someone’s ears.

The footballer says ‘nesh’ means ‘very cold or it’s nesh outside’.

Asked which player feels the cold, Kyle said: “Danny Rose without a shadow of a doubt. He gets very cold, Danny Rose.”

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But it leaves Three Lions and Manchester City pals, including Sergio Agüero, puzzled.

Now he has taken to Instagram to give a tutorial on the dialect.

The 27-year-old exSpurs defender gives a run-down on the peculiar terms from where he was born.

In it he says the phrase mardy bum translates as grumpy.

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COMPOSER: Alf

A FILM of Lord Of The Flies has turned the stranded boys into girls. But the Warner Bros movie has angered fans of William Golding’s classic 1954 novel. @erinxharrison wrote: “Have they read Lord Of The Flies? Do they not know it’s all male on purpose?” @EdgeOTI added: “Something a bit creepy about this no??”

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118 sex raps for doctor A FAMILY doctor has appeared in court charged with 118 sexual offences, including sexually assaulting a girl under 13.

Dr Manish Shah, 47, is accused of assaulting 54 different victims.

The offences are said to have taken place at his surgery in Romford, Essex between June 2004 and July 2013, when he was first arrested.

An investigation was launched after several people went to police in July and August 2013.

He faces 65 counts of assault by penetration, 52 counts of sexual assault and one count of sexual assault of a girl under 13.

Shah appeared at Barkingside Magistrates’ Court where it was indicated that he denied all charges against him.

Judge Richard Hawgood granted him bail ahead of his plea and case management hearing which is due to take place at Snaresbrook Crown Court on September 27.

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IN COURT: Manish Shah

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BLITZ: Two nuclearready US planes, top, join a mock bombing raid close to the North Korea border yesterday

Trump’s fire & fury ® by CHRIS CAULFIELD

DONALD Trump sent nuke-ready jets to blitz North Korea’s border yesterday.

STAR ONE in five UK mobile users have cracked the screen of their phone by dropping it in the last three years, said a survey by manufacturer Bullitt Group.

The US leader dropped bombs near the border, days after Kim Jong-un had launched a missile over Japan.

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WARNING: South Korean jets drop bombs

Four US F-35B fighter jets joined two nuclearready US B-1B bombers and four South Korean F-15 fighter jets in the simulated bombing mission over the troubled Korean Peninsula.

The mock operation was

U.S. FIGHTERS HIT KOREAN BORDER designed to “strongly counter” the North Korean tyrant’s repeated ballistic missile tests.

America has recently tested laser-guided nuclear bombs, accurate to within feet, as President Trump continued to take on Kim head to head.

The US air force said bombers flew from the

Andersen Air Force Base in Guam with four stealth fighter jets setting off from a US Marine Corps base in Japan.

The bombing run, over the Pilsung Range in the province of Gangwon, simulated a surgical strike of key enemy targets.

Last night Kim blasted “wild military acts of

enemies” and ordered troops to be ready for “imminent war”.

His rogue state described the high-profile military manoeuvres as the “rash act” of a desperate nation.

On Monday, North Korea fired a missile over the Japanese island of Hokkaido.

With each test the fear grows the dictator will become capable of launching long-range nuclear attacks on US soil.

The bombing drill came after Mr Trump tweeted that words would not resolve the Korean conflict. news@dailystar.co.uk

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IT’S PIECE OF CAKE FOR TV HUNK

GUSHING: The couple

Liam: I’ve got a super woman

ACE BAKER STEVE’S ONE IN A MINION! ® by PETER DYKE

GREAT British Bake Off favourite Steven Carter-Bailey has a secret – he is already the king of cakes.

LIAM Payne has dubbed Cheryl his “superwoman”, he revealed last night.

She is a brilliant mum and has worked hard to regain her superfit figure since giving birth.

But sometimes she tells him off for revealing too much about their private family life.

Liam, 24, said of Cheryl, 34: “She’ll rib me asking: ‘What did you say that for?’

“But I can’t help it, I’m just really happy at the moment,” he said at a mobile phone launch in London.

Gushing about their son Bear, five months, he added: “He’s like a tiny little Michelin man!

“Today he had some Air Max on and he was trying to walk in the kitchen.

Every day there’s something new and he gets more and more fun.”

And the tot will clearly make a singer one day.

Liam revealed: “He’s got some lungs on him.

“He is growing into a humongous child, he’s half the size of his nan now, which is hilarious.”

Steven has posted photos of his eye-catching creations such as a Minion, SpongeBob Squarepants, a plant pot and flowers, a Chanel handbag, a Marvel-themed bake and purple monster.

The marketing boss wowed TV judges this week with his amazing illusion cake – making a loaf and a BLT sandwich.

His showstopper was so impressive Prue Leith and Paul Hollywood named him star baker in the opening episode of the Channel 4 show.

But it seems the hunk is already a seasoned baker, after making illusion cakes over the years for friends and family.

They are so good, they look like they come from a professional cake store.

Pals have heaped praise on his sensational bakes.

One commented about the

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handbag: “This looks more like Chanel, than my Chanel looks like Chanel!”

Steven, from Watford, only learned to bake by watching his mum and made his first cake when he was nine.

Steven explained: “My mum, Judi, has been such a massive influence on me. When she had children, she wanted to provide a warm environment where the oven was always on. Toad in the hole, pies, cakes, she always had something on the go.”

Steven applied to Bake Off to show off his amateur talents.

He claims hosts Sandi Toksvig and Noel Fielding soon calmed him down with jokes and encouraging comments.

He said: “They really are beautiful human beings.”

And the highlight of the show was when he was able to call his mum and tell her the big secret – that he was actually baking in the Bake Off tent.

He added: “She could hear how happy I was.”

Steven claims if he wins Bake Off he will give up marketing and turn to cooking full-time.

He said: “It’s a cliché but you have to love your job. I’d love to swap my career one day.” l Bake Off continues on Channel 4 on Tuesday at 8pm.

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Emoji sir is caged A CHEMISTRY teacher who sent a schoolgirl photographs of himself with his private parts covered by emojis has been jailed for 15 months.

Christopher Wood, who taught at a school in Solihull, West Mids, sent the youngster images of himself being given oral sex and having sex with a previous partner.

The 33-year-old, formerly of Dorridge, Warks, was convicted at Birmingham Crown Court of inciting a child to engage in sexual activity.

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RISING TO THE CHALLENGE: Steve with Minion, plant pot, SpongeBob, handbag and purple monster

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Guest quizzed on lost girl, 9 FRENCH police hunting a schoolgirl who vanished Madeleine McCann-style from a family wedding yesterday arrested one of the guests.

A 34-year-old man was detained after reportedly giving an inconsistent account of where he was on the night Maelys de Araujo, nine, disappeared.

He was being quizzed about his movements at the family event at a village hall in Le Pont-de-Beauvoisin, near Chambery in the French Alps on Saturday.

Maelys is from the Jura district of the country.

Sniffer dogs tracking her scent from her cuddly toy lost the trail at the same spot in the car park, suggesting she may have been put into a vehicle.

Around 250 wedding guests have been interviewed by detectives.

Despite a search of the surrounding forest involving dog handlers and a force helicopter, no trace of the missing youngster has been found.

CAT KILLER HUNT

A £10,000 reward is being offered in the hunt for a man “with a scarred face” who has killed hundreds of cats throughout the UK.

DIANA: MY DEATH France ® snubs memory ®

THE French have snubbed Princess Diana on the 20th anniversary of her death.

A £1million memorial garden in Paris has been abandoned and no longer even carries her name on display.

The plot was officially opened in February 2001 – but now there are no flowers or tributes in her

memory. And its name has been changed – it is now called the Clos des Blancs-Manteaux, or The Walled Garden of the White Coats.

Parisians and tourists wanting to pay their respects are leaving mementos on a monument, pictured above, near the Alma tunnel where Diana was killed on that fateful night.

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IN CONTACT: Identical, Terry and Linda Jamison

WAS NO ACCIDENT

Princess told of car plot in message from beyond

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DEDICATED: Superfan Terry Hutt outside Kensington Palace

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PRINCESS Diana has revealed that her car crash was not an accident, according to The Psychic Twins.

Terry and Linda Jamison claim she also wishes Camilla well and visits Kate and Wills in their dreams.

The pair claim to have contacted Diana as thousands flocked to Kensington Palace yesterday to mark the 20th anniversary of her death.

They claim she said: “It was a well-planned, very intentional plot. Well-executed. Many people were involved.

“I had a karmic contract to pass at age 36 in a dramatic way, to focus attention on various issues.

“In truth, it was a very involved conspiracy behind my death. I hesitate to name names.”

Discussing Camilla Parker Bowles and her affair with Prince Charles, they claim the princess revealed she wishes her happiness.

The twins, who claim they predicted the 9/11 attacks, claim Diana said: “I really do feel that Charles and Camilla were fated to be together, as much as it pains me to accept that.”

Proud The twins have revealed the princess “never wanted to become Queen”.

She said: “I tried to be courageous and stalwart at times, but in actual fact I think I was weak, and ill-equipped.

“I am most proud of my children and grandchildren. They are beautiful.

“William may one day be King. I am so happy he found true love with Catherine. He is an angelic soul as is she.

“Their babies George and Charlotte are precious and I visit them often, and I can tell that Will and Kate and the babies sense my energy when I am around. I visit them in their dreams as well.”

Sir Elton John led tributes to Diana yesterday.

And thousands flocked to the gates of Kensington Palace to lay flowers.

Elton, who famously performed a version of Candle In The Wind at Diana’s funeral, posted a picture of the pair on his Instagram account.

Under the photo, he wrote: “20 years ago today, the world lost an angel. RIP.” Among those paying their respects was superfan Terry Hutt, who has been camped outside Kensington Palace since Wednesday.

He said: “Diana was someone special – she modernised the Royal Family.

“She did a lot of good.” news@dailystar.co.uk

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KATE CAN’T SELL HER TICKETS AT ANY PRICE Fresh blow as only 20% of tour’s flogged

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Many of Kate’s tour tickets are still up for grabs

KATE Price fled Twitter after being ridiculed over her tour as it was revealed ticket sales have flopped.

The glamour model looks set to be greeted by rows of empty seats at some venues for An Audience With Katie Price.

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She wrote hopefully: “Hi guys. What question do you want to know on my upcoming tour?’’

One writer asked: “Why don’t you keep your private life private and try and concentrate on making your marriages work?’’

Another wrote spitefully: “Why are you doing a tour?? What’s your talent?? #justsaying.’’

A third asked: “Why do people pay to listen to s**t about your life?”

Kate, 39, who was yesterday promoting teeth whitening powder on Facebook, did not tweet again.

Her tour woes round off a miserable few days for the mother-of-five.

Fans slammed her after she shared a video of daughter Princess in which the 10-year-old was wearing long fake purple nails.

She then announced she was divorcing third husband Kieran Hayler, 30. jerry.lawton@dailystar.co.uk

Pain in the ask HERE are some of the Twitter responses Kate received after asking fans: “Hi guys.

What question do you want to know on my upcoming tour?”

1 – Anthony Sheeran: “Will husband No four be picked from the tour?”

2 – Jodie Jones: “Is it true ticket sales were poor that’s why you invented this affair.”

3 – Splashyellow: “Why do you have your eyebrows drawn by on by somebody with no fingers?”

4 – NotGotTheMonk: “Is it true you are the same height laid down as you are stood up?”

5 – Park Fiction: “Have you ever replaced

the clutch on a 1994 VW Polo? If so, can you help me with mine on Saturday?’’

6 – Andrew Barron: “What do you think about the pedestrianisation of Norwich City Centre?”

7 – Tim Sellick: “Do dogs get schizophrenia?

And if so, do they hear barks or voices?”

8 – Draconacticus: “When does the DFS sale end?”

9 – Chris Heels: “How much custard powder

would it take to turn the world’s oceans into custard?”

10 – Michael: “Best cure for gonorrhoea?

Asking for a mate.”

11 – Stuart: “Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?”

Even pub landlord comic Al Murray got in the gags, asking: “Who was responsible for Op Market Garden not achieving its objectives?”

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Alf actor Warren left £44k ALF Garnett star Warren Mitchell left just over £44,000 in his will.

The much-loved actor died almost two years ago.

His estate was left in a trust to his wife Constance and children Rebecca, Daniel and Anna.

Warren shot to fame for his portrayal of the Tory-loving Alf in TV hit Till Death Us Do Part.

He said: “The script had been turned down by four actors and I leaped at the chance of playing such an awful man.”

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Fewer than 200 tickets had last night been sold for a show at the Theatre Royal in her home city of Brighton.

The venue can hold an audience of nearly 1,000. Other shows in Stoke, Liverpool, Manchester, Wimbledon, Birmingham and Folkestone had similar poor sales.

In a desperate bid to stimulate interest, Kate tried to launch a Q&A session on Twitter. But she gave up after being met with a barrage of abuse.

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HEAVEN SCENT BRIGHT IDEA: Kate and whitener

JUST one whiff of another person’s body odour could be enough to fall in love, say researchers at the University of California.

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Monkey is saved AN escaped monkey which became trapped in a drain was rescued by firefighters.

The young pet had broken out of an enclosure at its owners’ home.

A fire service spokesman said: “Crews got the monkey out quickly.”

It was returned to its owner in Blackpool.

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STAR ROLE: Singer Rita packs relief boxes for storm survivors.

Inset below, Miley on TV

WADE TO GO: Elderly women is helped from house

It’s Rita to the rescue

SINGER’S STORM AID RITA Ora has flown out to Houston to help survivors of Hurricane Harvey.

The singer packed boxes with food and clothes donated to people left homeless by the killer floods.

The Your Song star, 26, had taken to Twitter asking how she could help.

Hours later, she was pictured at an emergency relief centre sorting supplies into boxes.

The packages are set to be shipped to the disaster zone.

Thousands of people fled their

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Officials in Texas said 48,000 homes suffered flood damage, with 32,000 people forced into shelters.

Other celebrities also offered their support to victims.

US star Miley Cyrus broke down in tears on the Ellen TV show before announcing she was giving almost £400,000 to an appeal fund.

She said: “You know, my grandma’s sitting here, my mum’s here, and I go home to my seven dogs – if I didn’t have that anymore, it’d just be really hard.”

Actors Leonardo DiCaprio, Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson, Kevin Hart and Sandra Bullock also gave cash.

Two explosions hit a flooded chemical plant near Houston yesterday.

Bosses said more storage tanks may explode.

SAFE: Flood survivor is dragged to dry land

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Toe-tally clear A MAN accused of sexually assaulting a woman by licking her toes has been cleared.

Shaun Smith was alleged to have left his saliva on the woman after he knelt to kiss her bare feet. But he claimed his DNA was on her foot because he was sneezing.

Smith, of Sheerness, Kent, denied sexual assault in September 2015 and was found not guilty by a jury at Maidstone Crown Court.

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ACCUSED: Hashem

Brother of gig bomber for trial THE younger brother of the Manchester bomber will stand trial in Libya over his alleged role in the attack that killed 22.

Hashem Abedi, 20, was arrested in Tripoli.

Libyan investigator Asadiq al-Sour said Hashem was suspected of helping his brother and collecting materials for the rucksack device which was packed with metal nuts.

Hashem also lived in Manchester and left the UK for Libya on the same day as Salman, 22, a month before the attack.

Salman returned to blow himself up at the end of a concert by US singer Ariana Grande at Manchester Arena.

The youngest victim was an eight-year-old girl.

Libyan officials previously said Hashem told them he and his brother started supporting Islamic State in 2015.

He is expected to appear in court within the next two months.

Another relative, Mohamed Younis Abedi, is in custody in eastern Libya after his credit card was allegedly used to buy bomb components.

Libyan authorities say they have passed on a list of people living in the UK who should be questioned.

GRIN AND BEER IT AN advert offering low pay and “horrendous hours” led to a flurry of job applicants at Five & Lime bar in Guildford, Surrey.

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REDDY FOR ACTION: Alex poses in Liverpool kit after shock move. Inset, with girlfriend Perrie

Perrie Kops troll abuse over fella’s transfer

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LITTLE Mix babe Perrie Edwards has been branded a “snake” over boyfriend Alex OxladeChamberlain’s move to Liverpool.

Furious Arsenal fans attacked the blonde babe, 24, after the England ace swapped the Gunners for Anfield on transfer deadline day.

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Trolls swamped the singer with snake emojis and slurs, blaming her for the England star’s £40million switch. One said: “Manipulative witch making ox move to liverpool so she can get a new house.”

Another added: “She deserves all the nasty comments and hate we have for her.” But other supporters hit back. One said: “I’m an Arsenal fan and yeah @alexoxchamberlain is a snake but it’s not @perrie edwards fault is it?!

“She’s got nothing to do with it.” The Ox’s switch was one of several bigmoney moves yesterday before the transfer window shut.

POLICE poked fun at Arsenal’s faltering start to the season in a road safety warning. Thames Valley and Dorset officers tweeted: “Using your mobile for #Deadline Day updates? You’ll have twice as many points as Arsenal if we catch you doing it at the wheel. #DontRiskIt.”

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LISTEN UP

SPICEY, NOT HOT MEL B’s daughters think their mum is anything but cool.

Her kids are less than impressed with the Spice Girls’ hits.

Mel confessed: “One of them calls it old people’s music.

“I’m like: ‘What are you talking about? It’s ’90s pop. It’s the best music ever.’”

So they don’t Wannabe just like their mum then?

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THE SCRIPT / Freedom Child BACK after three years, the biggest Irish band this side of U2 stick to their Script.

It’s still earnest anthems, huge ballads and tasteful guitars. Who cares when the songs are as powerful and memorable as Arms Open or Rock The World?

Poised and polished, you won’t be able to stop singing along for years to come.

RELATIVE VALUES: Mel and daughter Phoenix Chi Gulzar

LCD SOUNDSYSTEM / American Dream MAINMAN James Murphy ended his band five years ago, but thankfully the split didn’t last long.

No one does hypnotic funk with this much power, and James’s tribute to pal David Bowie on Black Screen is wonderful.

Both smart and danceable, hopefully James will keep the system operating for years.

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‘DANGER ON WAY’ QUEENS Of The Stone Age are urging fans to “embrace chaos and danger”.

The band’s new Mark Ronson produced album Villains is set for No1 today – and it’s built for letting off steam on their UK tour.

Guitarist Troy De Van Leeuwen told me: “We embrace chaos and danger, so should the fans.

“Every night we get on stage we give everything and things could break, the wheels could fall off.

“That’s the way life is, we are always looking to f*** things up.”

Singer Josh Homme agreed, saying: “At our concerts there are no rules, all you have to do is be yourself.”

Villains features a picture of Josh being accosted by the devil and Troy explained: “People want someone to blame their terrible decisions on, and that’s usually the devil.

Josh added: “I prefer to take responsibility for my nonsense.”

Queens members always have loads

Fit to busk

LIAM Gallagher is taking his debut solo record As You Were on tour.

The Wall of Glass singer has announced UK and Ireland arena dates to coincide with the album’s release in October.

On December 9 he will busk in Edinburgh for the Sleep in the Park event to help tackle homelessness in Scotland with Deacon Blue and Amy Macdonald.

of other projects on the go, including an album with Iggy Pop last year and Troy, Dean and Michael Jay Shuman (aka Mikey Shoes) do a spot of moonlighting as DJs too.

Bassist Mikey said: “The mothership is Queens, and that guides us but DJing is a way to, like, connect with fans on a different level in smaller clubs.”

Troy added: “We have that in common with Mark Ronson too.

In order to be a good DJ you have to read the room.

“We play James Brown, INXS, The Cramps, we even played Britney Spears’ Toxic.”

Mikey laughed: “You were drunk to be fair, but the place went off though.”

Josh is also the drummer with Eagles Of Death Metal, who are plotting new music too.

He confirmed “Eagles is great. We are going to do a soundtrack to a film.

“I’ve been bouncing ideas with Jesse (Hughes).” ¬ÊQOTSA tour the UK in November.

EMELI Sandé will play an intimate gig in Sam Branson’s hom after signing up for e Amnesty Internationa l and Sofar Sounds’ Give a Home festival on September 20. Sam gushed: “It’s going to be very special.”

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RISE festival is back with a huge line-up.

Craig David presents TS5 sees Ray BLK, Philip George and Wilkinson all play at Les Deux Alpes, France, between December 16 and December 23.

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A RI-RIPRISE FOR DRAKE RIHANNA and Drake should change their relationship status to ‘It’s complicated’ on Facebook.

Fans believe they are giving it another go as they were both spotted partying in London.

But it’s highly unlikely as Ri is currently dating Saudi Toyota dealership heir Hassan Jameel!

KENDALL Jenner won’t be dressed as an Angel

this Christmas.

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The model turned down the opportunity to walk the 2017 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show to become the new face of La Perla.

According to sources, Kendall has signed a multi-million pound exclusive deal with the lingerie brand.

It comes after she was crowned the Fashion Icon of the Decade during New York Fashion Week.

Dan’s gator aid DANIEL Craig will do battle with an alligator in the new James Bond film – a Dartz Prombron Black Alligator bulletproof car.

The armoured SUV comes with 1,001 black diamonds melted into the bodywork.

But it also boasts a $30,000 alligator skin steering wheel and 18 Mississippi alligator hides were used making the interior cabin trim!

CHEESY DOES IT FOR ELL A POP princess Ella Eyre

is embracing cheesy pop on her forthcoming album.

Ella’s giving the charts a fresh injection of pop and has dug out old faves S Club 7 for writing inspiration.

She told me: “It took me a long time to figure out what I wanted to do. But I just feel like saying: ‘F*** it’ – I used

to listen to S Club 7 and Blue growing up, so I’m doing straight-down-the-line commercial pop.”

I’ve had a sneak peak at the music video for Ego, and it’s given me all kind of 1990s flashbacks (in the best way).

Watch Ella perform her new pop bangers this weekend at Fusion Festival.

KANYE West fans are planning

on ruining Taylor Swift’s album launch with a mass Hey Mama protest.

The rapper’s followers are convinced Tay pre-planned dropping her LP on the anniversary of his mum’s death – although her team have denied the correlation – and are out for revenge.

Their idea is to repeatedly stream the Late Registration track to prevent Reputation from going to No1.

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Invasion of the walking dead

‘Hippy crack’ dealers warned DEALERS selling “hippy crack” will still face court despite the collapse of two cases involving the drug.

The Home Office said it would continue to prosecute people who sell nitrous oxide.

The warning came despite a government expert telling a court the drug was exempt from a crackdown.

Nitrous oxide was apparently outlawed last year under a ban on so-called legal highs.

But the drug, also called laughing gas, was deemed an exception because it can be used as a medicinal product.

Lawyers for both defendants successfully argued it was therefore legal under the current legislation.

But the Home Office vowed to press ahead with prosecutions.

A spokesman said: “Nitrous oxide is covered by the Psychoactive Substances Act and is illegal to supply for its psychoactive effect.”

city hit by spice user ‘zombies’ Britain’s Spice epidemic has spread to another city.

Addicts have turned Linflat out: Spice user collapsed on grass coln centre into a scene from a zombie movie. n by oliver pritchard out of the door often

NO REPLY: Drug zombie in a phone box

Shock footage shows users of the former legal high lying on shop floors, slouched in phone boxes and collapsed in parks.

One local business owner said: “They are like zombies – it is like watching The Walking Dead.”

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limbs. The drug’s cheap price has seen it sweep through Manchester, Nottingham and Hull.

James Wadsworth, an assistant manager of The Still pub in Lincoln, said: “We have a problem every single day. It is mostly them going in the telephone box and doing whatever they do. They come

smacked off their face.”

Francesca Bell of Lincoln Council said: “We are aware there appears to have been an increase in anti-social behaviour in recent weeks.

“In response, we have stepped up our enforcement of the Public Space Protection Order we introduced in 2015.” oliver.pritchard@dailystar.co.uk

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TOP TOPPINGS: Doughnuts

AUSTRALIA’S favourite doughnuts are coming to the UK. Doughnut Time will be serving up fresh, handcreated doughnuts with inventive toppings from its first store outside Oz. The firm only launched in 2015, becoming Down Under’s favourite sweet treat in two years.

Bosses put its meteoric rise in popularity down to tongue-in-cheek creations such as the Mint Eastwood, the Donutella Versace and the Flakey AF. The UK store will open in October in Shaftesbury Avenue, London.

DIY-ING HABITS

YOUNG adults spend twice as much money on DIY goods than on cigs, a study of 18-34 year olds by VoucherCodes found.

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HORRIFIC: Jimmy is covered with blood after the vicious attack

A MAN fears he may be left blind after his face was gouged in a horrific bottle attack at a music festival.

Jimmy Leggett, 21, suffered a broken nose, lost two teeth, and had his eyelid “cut in half”.

He has no memory of the random attack at last weekend’s Creamfields dance festival.

■ by ALEXANDER BROWN The avid festival-goer is recovering back home but to next year’s festivals said: “I’ve been told I have a already.

50-50 chance of going blind “I know I’m going to have in my left eye. some brutal scars, but life “But when I realised what moves forward,” added Jimhad happened I just felt it my, of Colchester, Essex. could have been worse.”

Shocked mum Jimmy shocked Marie said: “Whoother revellers ever has done this by wandering is an animal.” about covered Police are invesin blood. tigating the inciHe said: “I can dent at the festival presume I was in Daresbury, very, very Cheshire. Officers drunk.” are appealing for Despite his information. ordeal, Jimmy alex.brown@ claims he is dailystar.co.uk planning trips

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NHS paid killer £60k NHS bosses paid a murderer up to £60,000 while he was suspended from his hospital job for sexually assaulting patients.

Kris Wade, 37, murdered his wealthy neighbour Christine James, 65, at her flat in Cardiff Bay and was jailed for 21 years.

An inquiry has now been called over the handling of complaints against Wade.

PIERS AS A NEWT Morgan 3am bender with co-star Susanna

It’s boom and busk

PIERS Morgan took Good Morning Britain co-host Susanna Reid boozing until 3am – despite nursing three broken ribs.

A homeless man finally has a roof over his head – after busking his way to a deposit on a flat.

Ex-drug addict Gary Nash, 46, lived rough for seven years but turned his life around last year.

He saved £2,000 in four months to pay his rent in Plymouth, saying: “Music has saved my life.”

The broadcaster admitted he was running on a cocktail of “paracetamol, Nurofen and whiskey” as the pair went on an all-night bender.

He posted a photo of them with

Door girls lead way Women make up more than one in 10 door security staff because they provide a more welcoming sight than male bouncers.

A poll of 1,300 women, found 48% felt safer at a venue when at least one of the security team was female, industry training body Get Licensed reported.

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MORNING ALL: Piers with Susanna and Richard. Inset, breakfast show pair

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n by JERRY LAWTON fellow presenter Richard Bacon out on the town in London. The caption read: “2.43am. A gay bar in Soho. Good Morning Britain!”

Susanna, 46, tweeted a smiling picture of her and Piers at 3.04am.

She wrote: “Reunited for our yearly big night out. Still going.”

One fan messaged: “You look like you've had a good time.” Another wrote: “Susanna looks great at that time of the morning.”

Yesterday ITV said Susanna and Piers will return to the show on Monday after being “on leave over the summer holidays”.

Susanna had enjoyed a “calm and peaceful break” and was “gearing up for being back in the hot seat next to the only man in Britain who could start an argument in an empty room”.

Piers, 52, added: “Bad news, Britain, I’m back on Monday morning and raring to go like a ravenous leopard. Albeit one with three broken ribs.” jerry.lawton@dailystar.co.uk

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Shame of theft mum A MUM took her daughter aged nine on a shoplifting spree and later left the child home alone when she went to court for sentencing.

Zdenka Lane, 47, of Bristol, was given a community order at the city’s crown court.

Vape boost on quitting VAPING boosts the chances of successfully quitting smoking by 10%.

A study by Georgetown Lombardi Comprehensive Cancer Center in the US found e-cigs help smokers stop, after they looked at the habits of 24,500 current or recent former smokers.

It’s Cher glam for fan Kim OBSESSED Cher fan Kim ★ Kardashian dresses as her idol for Harper’s Bazaar.

The 36-year-old reality star wore a plunging dress and striking eye make-up for the photoshoot with Mariano Vivanco.

She said: “Cher always had the sickest style, I’m obsessed with her.

To think that she was wearing these sheer dresses in the 70s.” ● The September issue of Harper’s Bazaar Arabia is on sale now.

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RAPISTS FREED TO ROAM UK

FIVE foreign criminals are being freed on to Britain’s streets every day – including sex attackers, killers and drug dealers.

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offenders freed between April and June, only two were deported.

Liberal Democrat MP Alistair Carmichael said: “These figures show Nearly 1,900 foreign lags were the Home Office is a shambles.” released from jails in the year David Spencer, from the Centre up to June instead of being for Crime Prevention, said kicked out of the UK. there was no excuse. He has The number of offenders not called on crooks to be locked up deported after their sentences in prison or an immigration has been called “shambolic” by centre.

MPs and crime experts.

A Home Office spokesman Home Office figures show 5,728 said: “We expect people to leave foreign-born crooks are waiting the country voluntarily but to be deported but nearly a third where they do not, we will have been on the loose for more seek to enforce it.” news@dailystar.co.uk than five years. Of the 484 SHAMBLES: Carmichael

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Stick your big fat title!

MISS UK’S ANGER AT FLAB JIBE

ACCUSED: Brocklebank

A ‘gay link-up’ at spa

FURY: Zoiey has handed back her Miss UK crown over alleged weight loss call

■ by OLIVER PRITCHARD

A BEAUTY queen has given her crown back after being ordered to lose “as much weight as possible”.

A HEALTH spa boss accused of groping a male client claimed he had been in a gay relationship with a masseur, a court heard.

Kerry Brocklebank told police she may have interrupted an “inappropriate relationship” when she walked in on her alleged victim.

Jurors heard that the man was lying on a massage table at the Huntingdon Spa, Cambs, in a “provocative manner”.

Brocklebank, 43, denies sexual assault at Cambridge Crown Court.

The trial continues.

Zoiey Smale, 28, who is a size 10, was due to represent the UK at the Miss United Continents 2017 competition in Ecuador next month.

COUCH POTATOES

THE average Brit spends 48 days a year sitting on the sofa – watching TV, reading or eating, a survey for furniture firm ScS found.

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SHOCK: Zoiey was told to slim

The mother-of-one beat 11 other finalists to win the Miss UK title in June.

But weeks before the Miss United Continents contest, a leading official allegedly phoned Zoiey to inform her that the Ecuadorian directors wanted her to lose weight.

Zoiey said: “She tried to put it tactfully but I knew exactly what she was getting at.

“She said to me: ‘They want you to go on a diet plan and they want you to lose as much weight as possible for the finals’.

“I was like, ‘pardon?’ It was

one of those things, in the 21st Century you don’t actually expect people to be that blunt.”

Zoiey, from Nottingham, said the call made her feel “fat” despite only being a size 10.

She has now pledged to use her experience to help combat body shaming.

The beauty said: “I think it is important to empower women and know that it is OK

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to be healthy, educated and a good role model.

“I am not big at all, I’m just bang on average.

“I just think to be told to lose as much weight as possible for a competition, why would people say that?

“It’s horrible and it made me feel so rubbish about myself for a long, long time.” oliver.pritchard@dailystar.co.uk

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WHITE van men are the safest drivers on Britain’s roads, researchers found.

They have nearly four times fewer accidents than car drivers.

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And experts are now urging younger drivers to copy their habits to help reduce crashes.

Their figures reveal the rate of accidents is 3.8 times higher for cars than light commercial vehicles.

The results from a study carried out by vehicle tracking firm Quartix suggest this is because van drivers are more

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Jamie Grainger, 27, was dared by a pal to sit on the hive on a farm in Matamata, New Zealand.

The potty beekeeper lasted only 19 seconds – and his face suggests he received at least one sting in the tail.

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careful on dangerous rural roads, driving at 26% under the speed limit.

Quartix boss Andy Walters said: “This research explodes the myth that white van men are terrible drivers.

“Those behind the wheels of light commercial vehicles have far fewer serious crashes than normal motorists.

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TV model Talulah-Eve Brown wants to make history – as the first transgender woman to have a womb transplant.

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Talulah-Eve – who was the show’s first transgender contestant when she appeared on it last year – says: “I have reached out to doctors already.

“I have my heart set on it 100%. I know it will be difficult but I am going to make it work.

“The opportunity to carry my own child, have it grow inside me and have that emotional connection for nine months is the biggest dream ever.”

The procedure has been tested in trials involving women without wombs in Sweden, where at least five babies have been born since 2014 after the participants received donor wombs.

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The womb transplant op takes about six hours, with the organ coming from a donor who has died but whose heart has been kept beating so that the womb is healthy.

Implanted Then an embryo can be implanted into the womb using IVF. Medics believe it is also possible to successfully transplant a womb into a person born with male organs.

Ghent University Hospital’s Professor Steven Weyers – who is starting a womb transplant programme involving 20 women later this year – said he believed that transplants for people who were born male would happen in “maybe a decade”.

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surgery last year, Talulah-Eve froze her sperm so she could still become a biological parent to a child.

She says: “I always knew I wanted kids, so before transitioning I had my sperm frozen.

“The original plan was to have a surrogate mum and use my sperm with another woman’s eggs.

“But now I have discovered it is possible to have a womb transplant – that is what I want to do.”

Talulah-Eve realises it is a controversial topic – but believes she has the same rights as anyone else to fulfil her dream.

She says: “It’s the same as any other transplant, a heart transplant, a lung transplant – it’s just a womb.

“It’s not my fault I was born into the wrong body. I’ve got the same right to happiness as any other woman.

“I would be happy to receive a donor womb from a dead or alive person – if someone has died, you are surely carrying on a part of her?”

Talulah-Eve is also keen to give any

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children the stable upbringing she lacked.

“I want my own family because I’ve never really had that,” she explains. “I came from a broken background.

“My dad’s always been in and out of prison, my mum has always been in and out of relationships with men, so I’ve never had that stable family bond. That stability is what I want to give a child.”

Dumped But before she can have a family, Talulah-Eve wants to find a father for her children – one who is not put off that she is transgender.

“This summer, I met somene out in Ibiza, thought he was the love of my life, and I was going to move to Germany to be with him,” she says.

“But he found out I was trans and dumped me.

“I don’t let the whole trans thing define me anymore so I’ll meet guys, go on dates with them and not tell them.

“It’s my news to tell and I will tell them in my own time. Then they find out who

I am and go cold on me. It’s not always because they want to, but because they are worried what their friends and family will think. But I have hope I will find someone who can deal with it.”

Career-wise, Talulah-Eve has plenty of exciting projects coming up – and is also enjoying being a role model to younger transgender people.

She says: “I’ve been having meetings about having my own TV shows.

“I’ll be back on screens soon and there’s lots of exciting things coming up.

“There’s a documentary in the pipeline and a bit of presenting.

“I’ve had so much support and love. A lot of people in the trans community see me as a role model now, I get a lot of young ones coming up and asking for photos.

“The UK is embracing and celebrating the people we are, rather than just ignoring or tolerating us.

“I didn’t have a role model growing up so that’s why it’s important I keep my voice heard – so I can help inspire others struggling with their gender identity.”

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JUST when you think you have had enough of Victorian serial killers, Bill Nighy pops up in another ripping yarn.

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Nighy had never played a detective before and took the part after his friend Alan Rickman was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

Yet his world-weary schtick feels tailormade for careworn sleuth John Kildare.

The case of The Golem, who named himself after a monster from Jewish folklore, has been a tough nut to crack and Scotland Yard needs someone to blame.

Outsider Kildare, who is “not the marrying kind”, is an obvious scapegoat.

But there’s a flipside to this set-up – he has nothing to lose. To his bosses’ dismay, Kildare starts meddling in a closed case.

The husband of music hall star “Little

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it’ll be too soon, but there’s no denying that the late Whitney Houston was blessed with a remarkable talent.

This documentary, from top director Nick Broomfield (also being shown on BBC2 tomorrow night at 9pm), draws on live performances and rare footage to remind us, and yet doesn’t shy away from the terrible truth – that for all her talent and the unprecedented success it brought her, Whitney was a deeply troubled soul.

THE GHOUL (15) (Download now, DVD and Blu-ray from Monday) ★★★ SET in London, this is one of those psychological thrillers where you’re never quite sure you’ve got the key characters figured out.

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Now Cooper put in the worst performance in my favourite bad-action film of the decade – the awful Need For Speed.

The prospect of seeing him play a grizzled, special forces hard-nut in a troubled Simon West spy thriller was almost too much to bear.

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Lizzie” (Olivia Cooke) has been poisoned and the police have her down as the killer.

With her show trial just days away, Kildare begins to suspect she is also the victim of a set-up. Evidence suggests her husband was The Golem.

As Kildare interviews Lizzie in her cell, another tale begins to crash in. Before she became Little Lizzie, she was slum girl Elizabeth who forced her way into the theatrical life after befriending comic/singer/drag act Dan Leno (Douglas Booth).

Cooke soon begins to eclipse Nighy as the film’s lead.

But this is a lot of plot to cram into a 105-minute film and at times you wonder if Ackroyd’s novel would have made a better TV mini-series.

There’s a TV feel to the production design too. The music hall scenes were shot in a studio, with cobbled streets in West Yorkshire doubling for the Victorian East End. You expect to see more of London for the price of a cinema ticket.

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STRATTON (15) ★★ I’M a big fan of cheesy action flicks and Stratton looked like it could be the full Camembert.

It first caught my attention when Superman star Henry Cavill pulled out just five days before the start of shooting over “creative differences”. This was a promising sign.

Even better was the news it was going to be directed by Simon West, the man who brought

MINDHORN (15) (Download now, DVD and Blu-ray from Monday) ★★★★ THIS hilarious British comedy stars Julian Barratt as an ageing, podgy, washed-up actor who’s suddenly called upon to revive his most famous character.

Mindhorn was a cheesy 80s TV cop who fought crime on, erm, the Isle of Man, but it’s the real-life local police who need him now, to deal with some nut who refuses to negotiate with anyone but his crime-busting detective hero – and who can’t quite grasp the fact that the guy isn’t real.

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Sadly, Stratton isn’t bad, it’s just a bit dull. West crafts two passable but forgettable action scenes and serves up a familiar plot involving a Russian terrorist and an MI6 mole.

As Cooper is disappointingly competent, the only highlight is Connie Nielsen’s plummy English accent.

The Dane may have gone for Helen Mirren but she ended up with a half-cut Loyd Grossman.

EAT LOCALS (15) ★★ HORROR comedies are very difficult to pull off, so fair play to Lock, Stock actor Jason Flemyng for attempting to mix laughs and gore in his first film as a director.

Sadly, my goodwill could not sustain me through this clunky lowbudget vampire flick.

The story follows Cockney wideboy Sebastian (Billy Cook) as he heads for a night of passion with sultry Vanessa (Eve Myles).

But after she whisks him to a remote farmhouse, he finds himself at the centre of a coven of bickering vampires,

played by Freema Agyeman, below, Annette Crosbie, Vincent Regan, Charlie Cox and Tony Curran.

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Sebastian is a very passive lead and too much of the dialogue – including a pointless discussion about Brexit – lacks also much bite.

It’s a lot better than Strippers vs Werewolves but it’s no American Werewolf in London.

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But the line between reality and fantasy then starts to get disturbingly (and, to be honest, confusingly) blurred.

NARCOS: SEASON TWO (15) (DVD and Blu-ray from Monday) ★★★★ SCARY Colombian drugs baron Pablo Escobar (Wagner Moura) sets out to rebuild his empire in the second season of this gritty crime drama. Season three is available from today on Netflix.

VOICE FROM THE STONE (15) (Download and DVD) ★★★ SET in a spooky castle in 1950s Tuscany, this eerie tale stars Emilia Clarke as a nurse hired to look after a traumatised kid who’s not uttered a single word since the death of his mother.

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DAILY STAR, Friday, September 1, 2017 EX-MP Michael Portillo gets banged up for Channel 5’s Hidden History later this month. He visits HMP Shepton Mallet where The Krays were jailed as young tearways in the 1960s.

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GAME Of Thrones fans are heading to Ireland where the cult fantasy is filmed and asking for directions to fictional places such as King’s Landing and Winterfell, according to Premier Inn.

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Cowell also reckons it’s high time the show found a success story as the last ‘big star’ they uncovered was James Arthur back in 2012.

She said: “Yes it would be great to have somebody come this year that becomes a huge worldwide star but true stars are hard to find.

“But, you know what, the track record is so great you can’t deny it.

“James Arthur just broke in America.

“He is brand new in America and Canada because they have just discovered him and he is huge.”

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She says all “gimmicks” have been axed and joke acts such as Honey G and Jedward are banned.

Asked what she planned to bluntly: “Talent.”

And when quizzed over whether she would throw water over judges Louis Walsh or Simon Cowell this time round, she added: “I won’t. All that is pantomime and is gone.”

She claims the new series, which starts tomorrow, will feature budding artists and singer-songwriters.

Sharon explained: “We have definitely cut the bulls**t this year.

“You can’t keep doing the same thing for 14 years. It is not a gameshow. It has got to evolve and move on with the times.”

X Factor will once again go up against Strictly on a Saturday night this autumn and in recent years the BBC dance show has beaten it in the ratings. But Sharon is hopeful they will be back on top again.

She added: “Strictly is one of my favourite shows.

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9.15 Countryfile: Summer Diaries How a secret wartime mission brought garlic to the Isle of Wight. Last in the series. (W) (S) 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer Properties about to be auctioned in Staffordshire and South London. (R) 11.00 Britain’s Home Truths Nicki Chapman looks at new towns across the UK. Last in the series. (R) 11.45 Close Calls: On Camera A building site worker digs up a World War Two bomb. (AD) (R) 12.15 Bargain Hunt (AD) (R) (W) (S) 1.00 BBC News At One, Weather 1.30 Local News, Weather (S) 1.45 Red Rock Michael’s criminal endeavour seems doomed and lashing out lands Conor in trouble.

2.30 Impossible Gameshow in which 30 recurring players compete for the chance to win £10,000. (R) (W) 3.15 Escape To The Continent Anita Rani offers advice on buying property in Sweden as she helps a couple from London find a dream family home in the country’s capital of Stockholm. (AD) (R) (W) (S) 4.15 Flog It! Two antiques experts hunt for antiques in the Bowes Museum at Barnard Castle in Co Durham. Paul Martin presents. (R) 5.15 Pointless Quiz show, presented

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6.00 Flog It! Trade Secrets (R) (S) 6.30 Countryfile: Summer Diaries Margherita Taylor heads to St Michael’s Mount. (R) (SL) (W) (S) 7.15 Britain’s Home Truths Gloria Hunniford explores housing in Northern Ireland. (AD) (R) (W) (S) 8.00 Sign Zone: Gardeners’ World Advice on how to keep crops coming up to the end of autumn. (R) 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire (W) (S) 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live (W) (S) 1.00 Perfection Nick Knowles hosts the general knowledge quiz. (R) (W) 1.45 FILM: The Sorcerer’s Apprentice 2010 (PG) A wizard in modern-day New York recruits an ordinary teenager to help protect the city from a mystical enemy. Fantasy adventure, with Nicolas Cage, Jay Baruchel and Alfred Molina. (AD) (W) 3.25 Coast Australia Tim Flannery reveals his role in discovering Australia’s polar dinosaurs. (AD) (R) 4.15 Planet Earth (AD) (R) (W) (S) 5.15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is Antiques experts James Braxton and Kate Bliss invest a lot of money in their final lots. (R) (W) (S) 6.00 Eggheads Jeremy Vine hosts the quiz in which the winners of famous gameshows work as a team to tackle a new set of challengers. (R) 6.30 Royal Recipes Anna Haugh cooks up a mille feuilles dessert from the recipe book of a Buckingham palace kitchen maid. (W) (S)

Only connect: Victoria Coren Mitchell presents the quiz show, 8.30pm

7.00 The One Show Alex Jones 7.00 Celebrity Antiques hosts the final edition of the week, Road Trip Former Blue Peter featuring the usual mix of celebrity presenters Sarah Greene and guests and stories. (W) (S) Peter Duncan are joined by 7.30 A Question Of Sport experts Natasha Raskin and Guests include Stuart Pearce, Catherine Southon as they hunt Joanna Rowsell-Shand, Max for antiques in the cross-country, Chilton and Ross Taylor. (R) (W) treasure-hunting challenge. (R)

ITV

6.00 Good Morning Britain A lively mix of news and current affairs, plus health, entertainment and lifestyle features. (W) (S) 8.30 GMB Today Hosted by Ben Shephard and Ranvir Singh. (W) (S) 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show Guests air their differences. (R) (W) 10.30 This Morning Celebrity chat and lifestyle features. (W) (S) 12.30 Loose Women With TOWIE star Megan McKenna. (W) (S) 1.30 ITV News, Weather (W) (S) 1.55 Local News, Weather 2.00 Judge Rinder Cameras follow criminal barrister Robert Rinder as he takes on real-life cases. (W) (S) 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal David Dickinson and the team head to Derbyshire, where a mystery box has Stewart Hofgartner stumped and Jan Keyne falls for the charms of a 19th-century French clock. (R) (W) (S) 3.59 ITV Local Weather (W) (S) 4.00 Tipping Point Ben Shephard hosts the arcade-themed gameshow, in which contestants drop tokens down a choice of four chutes in the hope of winning a £10,000 jackpot.

Last in the series. (R) (W) (S) 5.00 Cash Trapped Quiz show. (W) 6.00 Local News, Weather 6.15 ITV News, Weather (W) (S) 6.45 Emmerdale Kerry tries to keep Daz’s return a secret as she helps him prepare for a job interview – but Dan stumbles on the truth. (AD) (W) (S)

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Channel 4

6.00 Countdown Word game. (R,S) 6.45 Will & Grace Comedy. (R,S) 7.10 The King Of Queens (R,S) 7.35 The King Of Queens (R,S) 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond Marie and Frank accidentally crash their car into Ray’s house. (AD) (R,S) 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond US comedy with Ray Romano. (R,S) 9.00 Frasier Classic comedy. (R,S) 9.30 Frasier Classic comedy. (R,S) 10.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S) 10.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S) 11.00 The Simpsons (AD) (R,S) 11.30 The Simpsons (AD) (R,S) 12.00 Channel 4 News Headlines.

12.05 Couples Come Dine With Me Well-to-do country types Des and Jo kick off the competition. (R,S) 1.05 French Collection Three Brits scour France’s largest flea market. (S) 2.10 Countdown With sports presenter Mark Pougatch. (S) 3.00 Cheap Cheap Cheap Noel’s Store goes Gallic when Barry has a French promotion in-store. (S) 4.00 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun Ben Hillman tries to find a home in Almeria, Spain for £120,000. (R,S) 5.00 Come Dine With Me (S) 5.30 Streetmate Scarlett Moffatt helps 24-year-old Brad find romance.

6.00 The Simpsons Selma flies to China to adopt a baby. (AD) (R,S) 6.30 Hollyoaks Harry puts on a positive front as he and Tony bond over fond memories of Ste. (AD) (S)

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6.00 Milkshake! Children’s shows.

9.15 The Wright Stuff Matthew Wright and the panel debate the day’s issues before opening the discussion to the studio audience and inviting viewers to offer their opinions.

11.15 The Yorkshire Vet Julian Norton is called out to a poorly three-day-old calf who has collapsed.

He suspects a bacterial infection and thinks it could be contagious. (R,S) 12.10 5 News Lunchtime (S) 12.15 The Hotel Inspector Alex Polizzi tackles the Grant Arms Hotel in Ramsbottom, Manchester. (R) 1.15 Home And Away (AD) (S) 1.45 Neighbours Aussie soap. (AD) 2.20 NCIS The team tries to trace the history of a gun believed to have been used in a murder at a naval base and the relatives of the child who found the weapon come under suspicion. (R,S) 3.15 FILM: Jesse Stone: No Remorse 2010 (12) The chief of police has been suspended from the force and finds it harder than ever to control his drinking problem as a result. Detective thriller, starring Tom Selleck and Kathy Baker. (W) (S) 5.00 5 News At 5 Headlines. (S) 5.30 Neighbours With Jack’s encouragement, Steph makes some life-changing decisions. (AD) (R,S) 6.00 Home And Away Wally admits to an affair with Charlotte. (AD) (R,S) 6.30 5 News Tonight A round-up of the evening’s headlines. (S)

Neighbours: Piper makes a grand gesture to Xanthe, 5.30pm

7.00 Secrets Of The National Trust With Alan Titchmarsh The presenter, with help from Joan Bakewell, reveals treasures of the National Trust, starting with Knole in Kent, once one of the most sought after palaces. (R,S) Followed by 5 News Update. (S)

8.00 EastEnders 8.00 Mastermind This week’s Jane waits for Steven to get subjects include the FIFA World answers and Mick worries about Cup, the Battle of Agincourt and Fi’s odd behaviour. (AD) (W) (S) Alexander the Great. (W) (S) 8.30 Celebrity MasterChef 8.30 Only Connect Quiz show The contenders are tasked to based on lateral thinking, as a cook a duck breast with Swiss team of boardgamers takes on chard and a caper butter sauce in three lovers of Latin cuisine. just 12 minutes. Split into teams they then make lunch for over 120 9.00 Gardeners’ World As the plants in the jewel garden reach members of staff and players at the peak of their late summer the Oval Cricket Ground, home of glory, Monty Don starts planning Surrey County Cricket Club. Back for the spring by planting ferns at HQ, the battle for a semi-final and offering advice on the care place reaches its climax as the and maintenance of wildlife four celebrities cook a faultless ponds. Including Weather. (S) two-course meal. (AD) (W) (S)

7.00 Channel 4 News Including sport and weather. (S) 7.15 World Cup Live Malta v England (Kick-off 7.45pm). Mark Pougatch presents coverage of the Group F qualifier from Ta’ Qali National Stadium in Attard. Malta have lost every group match so far, but produced a spirited display in last October’s reverse fixture 8.00 The Crystal Maze at Wembley. First-half strikes by A team of air cadets travel Daniel Sturridge and Dele Alli through the Aztec, Medieval, gave England a 2-0 win on that Industrial and Future zones of the occasion, but they will be looking Maze, tackling a range of skill and to reward the travelling fans with mental challenges. This is a unit a more enterprising performance whose members are certainly this time around. With analysis by not short of confidence. (AD) (S) Ian Wright, Ryan Giggs and Paul Ince, plus commentary from Clive 9.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Tyldesley and Glenn Hoddle. (W) Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts the words-and-numbers quiz, with captain Jon Richardson and Jason Manford taking on guest captain Alan Carr and Katherine Ryan. DJ Ivan Brackenbury – aka Tom Binns – joins Susie Dent. (S)

10.00 BBC News At Ten (W) (S)

10.00 QI Guests Colin Lane, Sarah Millican and Noel Fielding join regular panellist Alan Davies and host Sandi Toksvig. (R) (W) (S) 10.30 Newsnight Analysis of the day’s events, presented by Evan Davis. (W) (S) Followed

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10.00 Naked Attraction Sussex hairdresser Mark has appeared on the show before – but was rejected as a body in the face round. Now he’s back and determined to find a date, but will he make the right choice now the roles are reversed? (AD) (S)

10.00 Judy Garland: In Life And Death Pathologist Dr Jason Payne-James examines the actress’ sudden death, which occurred in June 1969 not long after her wedding to fifth husband Mickey Deans, with her body found in her bathroom. (S)

11.05 Dragons’ Den Deborah Meaden, Peter Jones, Touker Suleyman, Tej Lalvani and Jenny Campbell consider the profit-making potential of furniture made from old aeroplane parts, a range of organic dog treats and healthy snacks. (AD) (R) (W) (S)

11.05 Married To A Celebrity: The Survival Guide Joan Collins, Freddie Flintoff, Jon Richardson and their other halves write a list of things their partners do that drive them crazy, before meeting up on screen to air their 11.45 Tipping Point Gameshow, grievances for the first time. (R,S) hosted by Ben Shephard, in which contestants answer questions to win turns on an arcade-style 12.10 The Great British Bake machine. (R) (W) (S)

11.00 Inside Balmoral Exploring the history of Balmoral, a 50,000-acre estate, twice the size of the city of Manchester, which stretches across the Scottish Highlands. Cameras explore the impact that events behind its walls have had. (R,S)

10.25 Local News, Weather 10.35 Comedy Playhouse: Tim Vine Travels In Time New series, with Ore Oduba. (W) 11.05 Room 101 The panel show returns as three celebrities argue the case for having their pet hates banished for ever. (R) 11.40 The NFL Show Mark Chapman presents a preview of the new season. (W)

12.10 FILM: The Box 2009 (12) A couple are given a mysterious box with a button on it and told that if they press it, they will be given a midnight million dollars but that someone will die. Sci-fi thriller, with Cameron Diaz and James Marsden. (AD) (W) (S) 2.00-6.00 BBC News (W) (S)

12.05 Sign Zone: Dangerous Borders: A Journey Across India & Pakistan Seventy years after Partition, journalists Adnan Sarwar and Babita Sharma travel along the border of Pakistan and India. (R) (SL) (W) (S) 1.05 Sign Zone: Normal For Norfolk (AD) (R) 1.35-6.45 This Is BBC Two (W) (S)

10.30 Local News, Weather 10.40 World Cup Qualifier Highlights Malta v England.

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12.35 Jackpot247 Viewers are offered the chance to participate in live interactive gaming from the comfort of their sofas. 3.00 Storage Hoarders (R) 3.50 ITV Nightscreen

Off: An Extra Slice (R) 12.55 FILM: Endless Love 2014 (12) Romantic drama. 2.40 The State (R) 3.40 Location, Location, Location (R) 4.35 Double Your House For Half The Money (R) 5.30 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems (R) 5.45 Too Many Cooks (R)

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Lesley Joseph, Don Warrington, Melvyn Hayes, Nick Heyward and Cleo Rocos experience life in campsites and the freedom of the open road. (S) Followed by 5 News Update. Latest headlines.

9.00 Cruising With Jane McDonald New series.

Traversing the Baltic on board the Viking Sky, the presenter takes full advantage of the ship’s amenities. Her first stop is Tallinn in Estonia, a medieval town with much ancient architecture. (S)

12.00 SuperCasino Viewers get the chance to take part in live interactive gaming, with an entertaining mix of roulette-wheel spins and lively chat from the presenting team. (S) 3.10 Eve Of Destruction (S) 4.40 House Doctor. With Ann Maurice. (R) (SL) (S) 5.05 House Busters (R) (SL) (S) 5.35-6.00 Wildlife SOS (R) (SL) (S)

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TV GUIDE 5STAR 6.00 Teleshopping Home shopping.

8.00 8 Simple Rules US sitcom. (S) 8.20 Baby Ballroom Reality series.

9.10 Access Latest showbiz gossip.

9.15 Milkshake! Fun for youngsters.

11.00 My Wife And Kids Michael gives Vanessa’s father a job. (S) 11.30 My Wife And Kids Michael plans a romantic evening with Jay. (S) 12.00 8 Simple Rules US sitcom. (S) 12.30 8 Simple Rules Hit comedy. (S) 1.00 Dance Moms Part one of two.

2.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away Agents try to evict a woman who owes £6,000 in unpaid rent. (S) 3.00 Neighbours Australian soap. (S) 3.30 Home And Away (AD) (S) 4.00 Dance Moms Abby and her dance company are on edge as they prepare to go head-to-head with rivals the Candy Apples. (S) 5.00 My Wife And Kids Part two of two. Michael and Jay reminisce about the good times they have shared. (S) 5.30 My Wife And Kids Vanessa’s father moves in after his wife kicks him out of their home. (S) 6.00 Neighbours With Jack’s encouragement, Steph makes some life-changing decisions. (AD) (R,S) 6.30 Home And Away Tori doubts Brody’s story and suggests he continue his search for a rehab clinic.

7.00 FILM: Made Of Honor 2008 (12) A single man realises he is in love with his best friend, but has never done anything about it out of a fear of commitment. Romantic comedy, starring Patrick Dempsey, Michelle Monaghan and Kevin McKidd. (S) 9.00 FILM: Green Lantern 2011 (12) A cocky test pilot is given a mysterious ring by a dying alien and transported to another world, where he learns he has been recruited into a galactic peacekeeping organisation.

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9.10 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation New recruit Langston investigates a murder on his first day with the team. George Eads stars.

10.00 Law & Order A death row prisoner’s guilt is questioned. (S) 11.00 Law & Order Briscoe and Green grow frustrated with a murder case. Crime drama, with Jerry Orbach.

12.00 CSI: Miami A wealthy businessman is killed. (AD) (S) 1.00 Access Latest showbiz gossip.

1.10 FILM: Trust No One 2016 (PG) Thriller, starring Nicole de Boer.

3.00 NCIS McGee is sent to a women’s prison to interview a murder suspect, but ends up being captured and held hostage by the inmates. (S) 4.00 Law & Order The murder of a white teenager in Harlem seems like an open-and-shut case – until two patrol officers are implicated in the crime. Steven Hill stars. (S) 5.00 Law & Order The team investigates the bombing of a helicopter. Michael McKean stars. (S) 6.00 CSI: Miami A suspected carjacker is murdered. (AD) (S) 7.00 NCIS Vance insists on taking charge of an investigation into the fatal shooting of a boxer. (AD) (S) 8.00 NCIS The team tries to trace the history of a gun believed to have been used in a murder at a naval base. (AD) 9.00 Law & Order: Los Angeles A workplace shooting spree leads to unexpected accusations that the team is allowing racial factors to influence its investigation. Corey Stoll stars. (S) 10.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit The team investigates the abduction and killing of a woman in a building owned by powerful investment banker Richard Morgan.

11.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit A witness in a rape case is reluctant to testify. (S) 11.55 NCIS As Christmas approaches, the team works overtime to solve a robbery. Peter Coyote guest stars. (S) 12.55 CSI: Miami (AD) (S) 1.50 CSI: Miami (S) 2.50 CSI: Miami (AD) (S) 3.50 Access 4.00-6.00 Teleshopping

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COMEDY PLAYHOUSE: TIM VINE TRAVELS IN TIME: BBC1, 10.35pm

I DO love a comedy pilot. By which I mean a trial episode of a potential new sitcom, not a clown who tries to blag a job with easyJet. On BBC1 tonight we have a new series of COMEDY PLAYHOUSE (10.35pm), the show where these wannabe sitcoms get their first airing. Their first and possibly their last, of course, if they turn out to be rubbish.

Kicking us off is TIM VINE TRAVELS IN TIME, where the pun-loving stand-up plays himself as the owner of an antiques store, looking for a celeb for its grand opening. It’s a set-up that sees

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Strictly champ Ore Oduba happen to walk through Tim’s door just moments later – and Tim then, erm, heading back to the days of Robin Hood. Trust me, it’ll make more sense if you watch it. Although not much more.

Oh, and Tim’s puns are relentless, by the way. Want an example? Well, tough, you’re getting one.

“Over here on the wall, look!” he cries. “An unusual timepiece, shaped like a footballer.

“It’s Theo Wall-Clock!”

So yeah, you get the general idea.

BEFORE all that, while the various World Cup qualifiers

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are on (Malta v England on ITV from 7.15pm; Lithuania v Scotland on Sky Sports Football from 7pm; San Marino v Northern Ireland on Sky Sports Mix from 7.30pm), you could actually test your FIFA World Cup knowledge by switching briefly to MASTERMIND (8pm, BBC2), where some bloke’s bravely picked that vast topic as his specialist subject. Someone else, mind you, is doing the films of Rupert Everett, which of course is even braver, as it means they’ve had to sit through them all.

★ Don’t miss Mike’s exclusive column at www.dailystar.co.uk/columnists.

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BBC2 Variations Wales: 7.00 Mastermind 7.30 Scrum V Live. Cardiff Blues v Edinburgh (Kick-off 7.35pm). Coverage of this evening’s PRO14 fixture at the Arms Park, as the sides begin their league campaigns. Both outfits will have been disappointed with their results last season, finishing in seventh and ninth places respectively, well adrift of the top four. The Blues welcomed Edinburgh on the opening day of that campaign as well, running out 34-16 victors, before completing a league double over the Scots with an 18-17 win at Myreside in February. Presented by Ross Harries, with analysis by Jonathan Davies and Martyn Williams. 9.30 Only Connect. Victoria Coren Mitchell hosts as a team of boardgamers, led by University Challenge alum Gail Trimble, takes on three lovers of Latin cuisine in the quiz testing general knowledge and lateral thinking. The players must make connections between four things that may at first not appear to be linked, with one set of clues consisting of Tom Finney, Joe Wurzelbacher, Thomas Crapper and Mario.

10.00-10.30 Rhod Gilbert’s Work Experience. The comedian becomes a florist in Porthcawl. Cutting his teeth during the crazy Valentine’s rush, Rhod has days to master this skill, before the business competes at the Chelsea Flower Show.

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7.40 Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them: Special A behind-thescenes look at the latest trip into JK Rowling’s wizarding world. 8.10 Blinky Bill (2015) (PG) Animated adventure.

9.40 Trolls (2016) (U) Animation.

11.25 Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them (2016) (12) Harry Potter prequel. 1.50pm Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them: Special A behind-the-scenes look at the latest trip into JK Rowling’s wizarding world. 2.20 Allied (2016) (15) Wartime thriller, starring Brad Pitt. 4.35 Blinky Bill (2015) (PG) With the voice of Billy Birmingham. 6.15 Trolls (2016) (U) With the voices of Anna Kendrick and Justin Timberlake. 8.00 Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them (2016) (12) Starring Eddie Redmayne.

10.20 Allied (2016) (15) Wartime thriller, starring Brad Pitt. 12.35am Ouija: Origin Of Evil (2016) (15) Supernatural horror prequel. 2.30 Daylight’s End (2016) (15) Horror.

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Chronicles Of Riddick (2004) (15) With Vin Diesel. 11.35 The Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers (2002) (12) With Elijah Wood. 2.35pm Braveheart (1995) (15) With Mel Gibson. 5.35 The 5th Wave (2016) (15) With Chloe Grace Moretz. 7.30 Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen (2009) (12) With Shia LaBeouf. 10.00 Universal Soldier (1992) (18) With Jean-Claude Van Damme. 11.50 Universal Soldier: The Return (1999) (18) With Jean-Claude Van Damme. 1.20am Cyborg (1989) (18) With Jean-Claude Van Damme.

2.50 Death Warrant (1990) (18) Starring Jean-Claude Van Damme.

6.00am 1941 (1979) (PG) With Dan Aykroyd. 8.05 Spider-Man: Homecoming – Special The making of the new superhero movie. 8.35 Who’s Harry Crumb? (1989) (PG) With John Candy. 10.15 Just Married (2003) (12) With Ashton Kutcher. Noon Sausage Party (2016) (18) With Seth Rogen.

1.40 The Top Ten Show 2017 The biggest box office hits in the UK and US. 2.00 Bridesmaids (2011) (15) With Kristen Wiig. 4.10 The House Bunny (2008) (12) With Anna Faris. 5.55 The Intern (2015) (12) With Robert De Niro.

8.00 Sausage Party (2016) (18) With Seth Rogen. 9.35 Bridesmaids (2011) (15) With Kristen Wiig. 11.45 The Blues Brothers (1980) (15) With John Belushi.

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7.50 The Angry Birds Movie (2016) (U) Animation. 9.35 Ice Age: Collision Course (2016) (U) Animated sequel.

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I’M furious because my best friend recently got married in secret.

She and her bloke decided to tie the knot “on a whim”.

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MY new husband is turning out to be a complete pain.

We’ve only been married for a few months, but I already realise what a big mistake I’ve made.

We were on our honeymoon when I realised how boring and unimaginative he is.

He didn’t want to sightsee, sit on the beach or even have sex. All he was interested in doing was propping up the bar all day in a dingy dive.

He was mean, too, not wanting to spend money on decent meals.

Now we’re back home and he is distant and disinterested in my family.

He has no time for my sick parents, no sympathy for my unemployed brother and no time for my (admittedly) bossy granny.

Sex is mundane and unimaginative. The other day he looked at me and said I was looking fat.

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JANE SAYS: The reality is that your friend can have any kind of wedding she likes.

You cannot take this “snub” personally – not everyone needs the big dress and reception.

The honest truth is you’re not her sister, you’re a friend.

If they only wanted a certain kind of wedding you have to accept that.

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I’m sure you’ll instinctively know when you’ve had enough. There’s no getting away from the fact some people are more sensitive and emotional than others.

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JANE SAYS: Sadly, your marriage isn’t working.

If you can’t respect – and don’t even like – the man you share a bed with, you need to admit your mistake and move on.

You have been together for less than a year, and yet you don’t have a good word to say about him.

This should still be your honeymoon period but the more you get to know him, the less you approve of. It’s vital that you talk to him about your feelings, because I can’t imagine he is happy either.

Drinking throughout your honeymoon sounds desperate and sad.

See if you can go back to square one, learn from your mistakes and start again.

If that’s not an option, be big enough to realise that you probably should never have got together in the first place.

Can’t admit to dating ex I’M so ashamed of my ex-partner. When we broke up we vowed to remain friends. But since then I’ve started going out with a really gorgeous girl. A few times I’ve seen my ex in town and deliberately ignored her.

Now she’s started putting stuff on social media about me being a pig. My current girl would hate me if she knew I used to sleep with her. How do I get my ex to stop?

JANE SAYS: Ashamed of your ex-partner? I think you should be ashamed of yourself!

No-one says you have to be best buddies with your ex, but basic politeness and respect are a given.

Apologise to your ex for being such a loser and start behaving like a grown-up. If your new partner is so shallow and judgmental that you’re afraid to be yourself, then I predict some tricky times ahead. Times you may well deserve.

DAILY STAR, Friday, September 1, 2017

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AM I BAD FOR BEING TEMPTED? DAY 5 1

Tash and Alex come up for air

DON’T MISS RUSSELL EVERY DAY IN THE ARIES

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TAURUS

April 21 to May 21

REALISING a career goal fills you with pride.

You’re capable of tremendous hard work. This sets you apart from the crowd. If you’re unemployed, you’ll get an opportunity to apply for a prominent position. References from renowned business will make you a contender.

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May 22 to June 22

CANCER

June 23 to July 23

AN insurance refund or legal settlement will greatly improve your financial situation. Use this windfall to enhance your career prospects. Taking an advanced training course, buying an interview suit or upgrading your computer are ways to attract jobs.

LET your romantic or business partner assume some of your responsibilities while you take a break. You don’t like making trouble for anyone, but this situation is different. In recent weeks, you’ve gone above and beyond the call of duty.

0905 789 3803**

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LEO

Oh Alex, we shouldn’t have done that

July 24 to August 23

VIRGO

August 24 to September 23

YOUR workload has become challenging. Instead of trying to handle additional responsibilities by yourself, ask for help. If you continue with no complaint, your employer will assume you don’t have enough on. Nothing could be further from the truth.

COLLABORATING with your romantic partner will be enjoyable. You’ll be delighted by the depth of their creativity. In return, your ability to prioritise tasks and achieve perfection will win their admiration. If you’re single, you won’t be for long.

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Yes, we should. You don’t deserve to be so unhappy

You’re being so kind to me, Alex

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If only…

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Quick, get off! Louis is coming back

LIBRA

September 24 to October 23

WORKING from home will be a welcome relief. You’ve grown weary of lengthy commutes and office politics. If this isn’t a permanent arrangement, talk to your boss. It may be possible you can stay home at least a few days each week.

0905 789 3807**

SAGITTARIUS

CONCLUDES TOMORROW FRI

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SCORPIO

October 24 to November 22

SOMEONE will confess a crush on you. Their admiration is flattering. There’s a good chance you are equally attracted to your admirer. If you’re single, there’s no reason not to embark on a romance. Don’t worry what others will say about this relationship.

0905 789 3808**

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December 22 to January 20

YOUR hard work will result in a big pay cheque.

New appliances will enhance the value of your investment. If you don’t own your own place, you’ll be able to buy one. Choose a neighbourhood that gives you lots of privacy.

YOU’VE been undergoing a major transformation. This has required hard work and sacrifice. At times, you wondered if the journey is worthwhile. Now you’re seeing the fruits of your labour.

Keeping a diary will be a valuable exercise.

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AQUARIUS

I mean it, Tash, I want you. I’ll take care of you

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IF you want to go back to college, buy a home or access a health service, approach a government agency for assistance. Keep a copy of every record you send. Having a paper trail makes all the difference when talking to officials.

FRIENDS in high places will assist you. You’re always so helpful with your favourite people.

Now it’s time to receive some of the generosity you’ve given to others. If you’ve been longing to change your appearance, get the ball rolling now.

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Difficulty: 7/10 Target Time: 24 minutes Clue: It’s borrowed, reportedly, solo.

Extra letter clues:

0905 817 2648 Hear up to 6 Extra Letters. Deduct 2 minutes from today’s Target Time for each clue letter heard.

Or for 6 extra clues to your mobile, text DSALPHA to 88010.

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full solution: 0907 181 2594

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WELCOME to the ULTRA Alphapuzzle™ – Friday’s special ‘extra-tough’ version of Britain’s favourite wordpower challenge. Each number in the grid represents a different letter of the alphabet. All 26 letters are used.

TARGET TIME: 30 minutes.

Solution next Friday.

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YESTERday’s solution: Across: Cope, Jailbird, Abusive, Miser, Inset, Cancel, Samosa, Wisdom, Arable, Feast, Laird, Equerry, Doggerel, Went.

Down: Craziest, Fled, Pours, Morning, Vistas, Budge (clue), Agency, Renege, Lemon, Influx, Instead, Agree, Dark, Amethyst.

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CRYPTIC CLUES Across 1 Because of the lock, it’s a battle to force entry here (8) 5 Keep going to the back of the queue (4) 8 Crash slap into the mountains!

(4) 9 Usually profitable bus line to the loch (8) 10 Sleeping aids not well received by prisoners of war (7) 12 The morning service will not be a bore (5) 13 Being very noisy in real distress is a chancy thing! (6) 15 Plaything one observes with some awe! (6) 17 Uprisings due to being too hot-blooded? (5) 18 Held the wheel in a way drivers dislike (7)

22 Corner very badly but without committing offence (8) 23 Bound to upset us again (4) 24 Is there nothing possibly to say about such flour? (4) 25 Dastard with a political place in Scotland (8) DOWN 1 Old-fashioned bird seemingly flighty! (7) 2 Be repulsive, quietly, during the dance (5) 3 Broken below the joint (5) 4 Thus twice the average? (2-2) 6 Roads, as surrounding a meeting-place (7) 7 Try turning east at the road junction (5)

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Down: Ivory, Earmark, Eunuch, Context, Truss, 14 Sergeant, Champion, Award, Pretzel, Junior, Trawler, Rebel.

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WORDSEARCH

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Extra clues: 0901 322 5606 *Calls cost 75p plus your telephone company’s network access charge.

Today’s Solution: 0907 181 2616 *Calls cost 80p per minute plus your telephone company’s network access charge.

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Answers in tomorrow’s

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11 Go up to a boy with sexy looks (5) 12 A near wreck in the stadium (5) 14 Where to drive a reasonable distance on course (7) 16 It can duck into the water, or possibly go in dew (7) 17 Charges for hardware (5) 19 Ever reliable form of alloy (5) 20 Mickey Mouse’s pet planet (5) 21 Speed to where there’s parking for 151 (4) QUICK CLUES ACROSS 1 Stronghold (8) 5 Final (4) 8 European mountains (4) 9 Commerce (8) 10 Head rests (7)

YESTERDAY’S SOLUTION: Across: 1 Hamper, 4 Nowell, 7 List, 8 Balloons, 9 Leaning, 12 Set, 14 Outfit, 15 Saloon, 16 Dee, 18 Sparrow, 22 Crackers, 23 Kiwi, 24 Blithe, 25 Allege.

DOWN: 1 Hollywood, 2 Mistletoe, 3 Robin, 4 Nylon, 5 Wood, 6 Lance, 10 Aries, 11 Glair, 12 Snow White, 13 Tangerine, 17 Enrol, 19 Piece, 20 Rasta, 21 Scut.

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a MPG: Urban: 45.6; extrd: urban: 70.6; combine 58.9. pa road CO2: 112g/km. £140 tax. First year £160.

INS GROUP: 10.

STILL GOOD, BUT YARIS LOSES SPARKLE WHY can’t car makers stop fiddling around?

They make a great car, then change it so much that it’s totally unrecognisable from the original.

I am, of course, talking about Audi.

And don’t tell me you thought I meant Toyota.

Just because the massive great picture above you is of a Toyota Yaris it doesn’t mean I’m forced to tell you about it. Not immediately anyway.

Now, I know what you’re thinking.

How the hell does a pensioner’s car make stupid George think about Audi?

Well, bear with me on this one.

Let me explain. There I was, driving around in a perfectly acceptable and incredibly docile little Yaris when I remembered the original 1.0-litre car that came to the UK in April, 1999.

Just seven months later it was crowned European Car of the Year and that wasn’t a surprise because it was different and it was brilliant. I espe-

cially liked its weird “floating” speedo which was like looking into a tunnel.

Add clever touches like the two-section glove box, lots of storage compartments, space, reliability and, of course, price and the Yaris had the lot.

That got me thinking about the original Audi TT, which came along at almost the same time as the Yaris. It was an absolute beauty, a work of art that added reliability and efficiency to its truly great looks.

Brilliance What’s happened to it now? Gone are the fantastic Allen Key designs that featured in almost every part of the car, along with its futuristic looks.

Instead it’s been replaced by a supercar that may be fast but is horribly dull looking. The money men had their say.

Profit matters more than brilliance.

So what of the new Yaris? It’s a far better story than the Audi TT because it’s actually a better-looking car than

the weird one with the Star Wars front end that it replaces. Instead it’s got new front and rear designs that give it what Toyota call a more “dynamic” look. That’s right, Toyota has stolen Audi’s favourite word.

The interior is brighter, fresher and far more modern, but the biggest change is kept out of sight, under the bonnet, where its 1.3-litre motor has been replaced by a new 1.5-litre unit that, despite being bigger, is 12% more fuel efficient and faster too.

Mind you, using the word “fast” in connection with a Yaris is like saying a child’s first bike is faster than the toy scooter it replaces. The Yaris’s 50-75mph time now plummets from 18.8s to 17.6s. A Skoda Octavia diesel will do that in about six seconds.

Still, that won’t matter to the Yaris driver who, rather than being the young mum attracted to the original car, is now far more likely to be an

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MASSIVE trucks like this have never been so popular.

That’s why car companies now include VAT in their prices, because they’re no longer being bought by the farmers, builders and landscape gardeners that they’re made for.

This one’s name is almost as big a mouthful as the giant truck itself. It’s the, wait for it, Isuzu D-Max Arctic Trucks AT35 and it goes on sale on October 1 for an outrageous £37,995.

So if you want to make a state-

ment on the High Street this is the perfect vehicle to do it in.

At 17ft 5in long and weighing a colossal 2110kg the four-wheeldrive AT35 has enough off-road ability to haul a fully grown Rhino up a mountain.

Its 1.9-litre diesel turbo punches out 164hp and 300Nm (222lb) of torque, giving it a 3.5 tonne towing capacity, but I suspect owners will be more impressed by its luxury double cab interior that’s more like a limo than a workman’s truck. It

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includes tinted windows, a softclose tailgate, Arctic Trucks embroidered headrests, carpet mats, door sill covers and badges on the instrument panel.

Add to that sat-nav, keyless entry, push button start, 7-inch multifunction colour touchscreen, DAB radio, Apple CarPlay & Android Audio and a shark fin antenna and you can see where it’s going.

That’s right. With its off road strengths you’ll find it parked on the pavement outside a gym.

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angry old man more impressed that the new car will actually match its overall fuel consumption figure of 59mpg provided it’s driven as if the pensioner in question has had his right leg shortened by an inch.

The new engine is also quieter, so much so, in fact, that you can’t help but be impressed by its silence, even at the “you maniac” speed of 80mph.

Smarter Smooth, silent and slow, Yaris buyers can choose from six different specs ranging from “Active” to “Excel”.

Toyota loaned me a next-to-top-spec model called “Bi-tone” which, surprise, surprise, came with two-tone paintwork and an interior which made it look far smarter than the current image projected by its elderly clientele.

It’s nowhere near being as chic and trendy as the original but it’s a doddering step in the right direction.

GIVE US A STEER Q

I WANT an open top sports car, but I only have £5,000. I don’t want a diesel, what can I get?

The iconic Mazda MX-5 is within your budget.

By far the lightest of our three choices, the 126hp 1.8i will take you from 0-62mph in 9.6 seconds, and 122mph.

The one we’ve found is a good deal too. A 2006 model with only 42,000 miles on the clock, you could pick it up for £4,995. Throw in a set of alloy wheels and you’re a real head turner.

If that’s not quick enough try a Porsche Boxster Roadster. We’ve unearthed a 2.5-litre 2000 model with 110,000 miles on the clock and full service-history. Not bad for just £4,190.

The Boxster will go from 0-62 in 6.7 seconds and on to 149mph. Owning a Porsche has never been so easy.

Our final option is an Audi TT Roadster. The most luxurious of our trio, this 75,000-mile 2004 model comes with climate control, cruise control and leather upholstery.

The 1.8-litre has an extra 80hp over the MX-5 to cancel out the additional weight. It will get you from 0-62 in 8.6 seconds and push on to 134mph.

As it’s an Audi, expect superior build quality and performance, even if it doesn’t have quite the flair of the Mazda or the Porsche.

Yours for £4,500.

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PAGES OF FANTASTIC NEW QUARTERS

WHO’S HOT WHO’S NOT TERRIFIC TRAINERS: (Most wins last 14 days) R Hannon 18; D O’Meara 14; Sir M Stoute 12; W Haggas 12; J Gosden 9; R Varian 8; R Fahey 8; P Midgley 8; K Ryan 8; D McCain 7; M Bell 6; A Balding 6; T Easterby 6; K Burke 6; J J Quinn 6; D Skelton 6.

SUFFERING STABLES: (Runners since last win) Ronald Thompson 58; M W Easterby 41; J Eustace 34; T Vaughan 33; G Fierro 28; P D’Arcy 26; Stuart Edmunds 26; Jonjo O’Neill 25; M Usher 21; Miss G Kelleway 21; M Madgwick 20; Miss L Hurley 20; D Elsworth 19; A Balding 19; P McEntee 18; Dr J Scargill 18; Mrs L Williamson 16; Mrs A Perrett 16; C Cox 16.

HOT JOCKS: (Most wins last 14 days) J Crowley 14; S De Sousa 13; D Tudhope 12; David Egan 11; R L Moore 10; Oisin Murphy 9; Franny Norton 9; M Harley 9; James Doyle 8; J P Spencer 8; Josephine Gordon 7; David Probert 7; T Marquand 7; P Mulrennan 7; L Morris 7; Hollie Doyle 7; N Fehily 6; R Johnson 6; H Skelton 6.

RIDE OUT OF LUCK: (Rides since last win) P Aspell 68; Fran Berry 60; J J Burke 46; K O’Neill 42; B J Powell 40; L Morris 38; R T Dunne 34; Adam J McNamara 33; B McHugh 33; N Scholfield 33; D Brock 32; R Tate 32; Derek Fox 32; R Richardson 26; D Costello 26; A Johns 26; K Moore 26.

BEST EACH WAY

In an extremely open affair MISS OGIER (4.25, Sandown) finished fifth of 12 last time at Salisbury and has a top jockey on board. A slight improvement would be enough.

ONE TO FOLLOW

GOOD WAY OFF showed plenty of promise to win handily on her British racecourse debut for Luca Cumani and can step up to the next grade.

HORSES having their first runs for new trainers.

BANGOR: 4.50 St Peter’s Square (Eoin Doyle to A Dunn).

SANDOWN: 2.10 Merdon Castle (Mrs R Carr to J Chapple-Hyam), 2.10 Red Alert (J Tuite to W Muir).

THIRSK: 5.10 Lady Volante (Lucinda Egerton to Rebecca Menzies).

BIGGEST EARNERS BANGOR 3.45 SANDOWN 2.10 THIRSK 4.05

Minella Forfitness £76,447 Secret Asset £198,464 Lexington Times £100,357

LONGEST TRAVELLERS

Ballycool (3.45 BAN) 281miles Noble Behest (3.30 THR) 270miles Vincenzo Coccotti (4.40 THR) 251miles Trumps Up (1.50 THR) 218miles Ann Without An E (2.20 THR) 218miles Stringybark Creek (2.55 THR) 218miles Braes Of Lochalsh (3.30 THR) 196miles Ritasun (4.50 BAN) 193miles Blacklooks (2.45 SAN) 187miles Gembari (3.20 SAN) 187miles

MAGIC COMBINATIONS SANDOWN: J P Spencer rides 3.20 La La Land for J Osborne, previous combinations 3 wins from 4 mounts 75% strike rate at course.

THIRSK: Paula Muir rides 4.05 The Armed Man for C Fairhurst, previous combinations 3 wins from 3 mounts 100% strike rate at course.

HANDICAP BLOT Top weight CLASSIC SENIORITY (4.05, Thirsk) is only on a 3lb higher mark since winning at a higher grade than this and jockey Daniel Tudhope gets on very well with him, with three successes.

ONE TO SWERVE ICESPIRE (3.55, Sandown) won on her debut but is headstrong and blew out last time at Goodwood in a Listed fillies event. Best to avoid until she has learnt to reserve her energy.

START WITH HORSE RACING

SANDOWN PATRICK WEAVER

Firenze Rosa Our Lord Sam Gold Bathsheba Bay (nap) Robin Weathers Emily Goldfinch (nb) Golden Wolf

MAIDEN STAKES (DIV 1) 2.45 EBF Class 5 2YO 7f (16 runners)

STAR TIP 1.40 2.10 2.45 3.20 3.55 4.25 5.00

Zalshah Red Alert Emaraaty Bathsheba Bay (nb) Icespire Helfire Keeper’s Choice

STARFORM 2.10 Our Lord (treble), 3.45 (Bangor) Raleagh Mountain (nap), 3.55 Elucidation (nb) CLOCKFORM 3.55 Madeleine Bond 5pts win

GOING: GOOD TO SOFT-GOOD IN PLACES JACKPOT AND PLACEPOT FIRST SIX RACES

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RACING UK ON SKY 432 NURSERY Class 5

2YO 5f (11 runners)

£4,528

SPOOF (8)(D,S)(H) C Hills 9 8(6ex) .............C Shepherd (3) ★99 FIRENZE ROSA (19)(D,S) J Bridger 9 7 .Josephine Gordon 78 BIG TIME MAYBE (17)(T*,V) T Dascombe 9 6 .. R Kingscote 87 ZALSHAH (17)(BF) R Hannon 9 6.....................T Marquand 81 THE GOLDEN CUE (30)(CD,S) Steph Hollinshead 9 4 A Beschizza 77 6 (5) 214L AQUADABRA (28)(D,F) M Channon 9 3............S De Sousa 89 7 (4) 320L ONEFOOTINPARADISE (27) P McBride 9 2 ....... D Probert 83 8 (11) 6204 KODIAC EXPRESS (17) Mike Murphy 9 1................A Fresu 72 9 (7) 0125 DREAMBOAT ANNIE (18)(D,F) M Usher 9 1 ..... S Drowne 75 10 (9) L03L IVY LEAGUER (17) B Meehan 9 0 ........................ J Fortune 79 11(10) L46 COMSELLE (13) W Kittow 8 10 ....................... Oisin Murphy 79 Star Betting: — 4 The Golden Cue, 11-2 Big Time Maybe, 6 Spoof, 7 Zalshah, 8 Aquadabra, 10 Firenze Rosa, Kodiac Express, 12 others.

2016: No corresponding race.

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GOLDEN CUE 9-2 (8-10) Quickly away, STARFORM THE made all on rail, driven clear final furlong, kept on strongly, unchallenged, won at Sandown 5f 2yo hcp 0-75 (5) sft in Aug beating Gold Filigree (9-7) by 5l, 6 ran.

Firenze Rosa 4-1 (8-10) With leader, led narrowly over 2f out, ridden and headed approaching final furlong, weakened inside final furlong, 4th of 5, 7l behind Boreagh Lass (8-8) at Windsor 6f Fillies Novice Auction Stakes (2yo) (5) gd in Aug. Big Time Maybe 10-1 (9-7) Led, edged right under pressure inside final furlong, headed closing stages, no extra, 3rd of 8, ¾l behind Milton Road (9-2) at Chelmsford City 5f 2yo hco 0-75 (5) pol in Aug. Spoof 25-1 (8-13) Keen, chased leaders, switched right over 1f out, soon 2nd, edged left and ran on inside final furlong, edged right towards finish, led post, won at Chepstow 5f 2yo nov stk (5) gs in Aug beating Time For Wine (8-11) by shd, 7 ran.

Zalshah 10-3fav (9-6) Behind, soon outpaced, headway over 1f out, never nearer, 6th of 8, 3l behind Milton Road (9-2) at Chelmsford City 5f 2yo hco 0-75 (5) pol in Aug. STARFORM: THE GOLDEN CUE DANGER: Firenze Rosa

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5f (10 runners)

£3,881

1 (4) 0331 BABYFACT (37)(CD,D,F,G,S) M Saunders 6 9 12 Georgia Cox (5) 97 2 (9) 110L MADAME BOUNTY (14)(D,G) Ed Walker 3 9 11 DOUBTFUL 89 3 (8) 0034 VERY HONEST (29)(A,G) B Johnson 4 9 9 .........J Mitchell 85 4 (2) 2111 OUR LORD (9)(D2,G,S) M Attwater 5 9 8 ......... Rob Hornby 97 5 (1) 15D6 RED ALERT (67)(A) W Muir 3 9 7 ......................S De Sousa ★99 6 (6) 13U1 GNAAD (7)(D3,A,S) A Bailey 3 9 6(6ex)..Joshua Bryan (5) 90 7 (3) 0005 MERDON CASTLE (16)(D2,A,G) J Chapple-Hyam 5 9 5 ..Martin Harley 89 8 (5) LL00 DR DORO (55)(D) I Williams 4 8 8 ........ Josephine Gordon 88 9 (10) 6L33 JOHN JOINER (25)(D2,G,S) P Hedger 5 8 5 ........F Norton 87 10 (7) 0000 SECRET ASSET (17)(CD,D7,A,G,S)(P) Mrs L Williamson 12 8 5 K O’Neill 83 LONG HANDICAP: Secret Asset 7-11.

Star Betting: — 5-2 Our Lord, 9-2 Babyfact, 5 John Joiner, 13-2 Gnaad, 7 Madame Bounty, 10 Very Honest, Red Alert, 14 others.

2016: Pensax Lad 5 9 6, R Winston 7-1 (R Harris), drawn (10), 10 ran.

LORD 2-1fav (9-10) Made all, ridden and STARFORM OUR edged right briefly over 1f out, ran on well, won at Bath 6f app hcp 0-75 (5) gd in Aug beating Field of Vision (9-12) by 3½l, 8 ran.

Red Alert 9-2 (9-5) Always towards rear, 6th of 7, 6l behind Super Julius (9-9) at Wolverhampton 5f 3yo hcp 0-75 (5) in Jun. Babyfact 9-2 (9-12) Made all, clear over 2f out, ridden over 1f out, held on well towards finish, won at Bath 6f hcp 0-70 (5) gd in Jul beating Seamster (9-7) by 2¾l, 12 ran.

John Joiner 7-2 (8-10) Chased leaders on outside, ridden and every chance throughout final furlong, just lost on the nod, 3rd of 7, hd behind Hollander (9-7) at Windsor 5f hcp 0-70 (5) gs in Aug. STARFORM: OUR LORD DANGER: Red Alert

£3,881

1 (4) BEACHWALK Sir M Stoute 9 5 .............................. R L Moore 92 2 (11) 6 BLACKLOOKS (19) I Furtado 9 5 ............................F Norton 92 3 (2) 02 DARK SPEC (19) Mrs P Sly 9 5 ......................... Rob Hornby ★99 4 (3) DELSHEER H Palmer 9 5 ..................................James Doyle 96 5 (15) EMARAATY J Gosden 9 5 ...................................... J Crowley 97 6 (10) 0 ENZEMBLE (21) D Elsworth 9 5..........................S De Sousa 92 7 (14) HISTORY WRITER D Menuisier 9 5 .................R Kingscote 79 8 (12) 0 MASKED DEFENDER (99) Mrs A Perrett 9 5.......J Mitchell 77 9 (1) NIGHT SPARK R Beckett 9 5 ....................................P Dobbs 82 10 (6) 04 RUM RUNNER (14) R Hannon 9 5 ............................S Levey 95 11(13) SAM GOLD R Varian 9 5.............................................A Atzeni 91 12 (8) 04 TAUREAN DANCER (23) M Bell 9 5 ............... J P Spencer 92 13 (5) 6 TECHNOLOGICAL (50) G Margarson 9 5 ............ T Queally 83 14(16) WESTBROOK BERTIE M Channon 9 5 ..................C Bishop 75 15 (7) 6 BECKY SHARP (27) J Boyle 9 0 ........................P Cosgrave 87 16 (9) L LADY JAYNE (79) I Williams 9 0 .........................G Downing 62 Star Betting: — 4 Emaraaty, 5 Beachwalk, 11-2 Dark Spec, 6 Rum Runner, 7 Delsheer, 10 Sam Gold, 12 Night Spark, 16 others.

2016: Deningy 9 5, James Doyle 7-4 Fav (C Appleby), drawn (11), 14 ran.

Dubawi colt out of Zee Zee Top. STARFORM EMARAATY Dark Spec 20-1 (9-2) Led, pushed along 2f out, ridden and headed inside final furlong, ran on, 2nd of 7, ¾l behind Algam (9-2) at Leicester 7f 2yo nov stk (4) gs in Aug. Beachwalk Showcasing colt out of Esplanade.

Rum Runner 40-1 (9-5) Led after 1f, headed over 1f out, no extra closing stages, 4th of 12, 1¼l behind Qaroun (9-5) at Newbury 7f 2yo mdn (4) gd in Aug. Enzemble 12-1 (9-5) Unruly stalls, dwelt, keen in rear, never near leaders, 7th of 12, 13l behind Vintager (9-5) at Newmarket 7f 2yo mdn (4) sft in Aug. STARFORM: EMARAATY DANGER: Dark Spec

MAIDEN STAKES (DIV 2) 3.20 EBF Class 5 2YO 7f (15 runners)

£3,881

1 (4) 522 BATHSHEBA BAY (27)(BF) R Hannon 9 5 ........ R L Moore ★99 2 (8) 0 BREATH CAUGHT (59)(BF) R Beckett 9 5 ............P Dobbs 87 3 (14) L CAVIAR ROYALE (16) B Meehan 9 5 .................. J Fortune 72 4 (9) DIRILIS ERTUGRUL I Mohammed 9 5...............S De Sousa 74 5 (7) ECHO COVE J Chapple-Hyam 9 5 .................. Martin Harley 69 6 (6) 0 EXPROMPT (35) H Palmer 9 5.............. Josephine Gordon 90 7 (2) 6 GEMBARI (15) I Furtado 9 5 .....................................F Norton 93 8 (1) GRAFFITI MASTER J Gosden 9 5...................James Doyle 96 9 (11) ISLE OF MAN C Cox 9 5......................................S Hitchcott 79 10(15) 3 LA LA LAND (30) J Osborne 9 5 ...................... J P Spencer 95 11(12) L OCEAN SIDE (57) R Hannon 9 5 ...............................S Levey 66 12 (3) POMPEY CHIMES G L Moore 9 5.................... H Crouch (3) 73 13(13) PORT OF CALL Mrs A Perrett 9 5 ..........................J Mitchell 68 14 (5) ZAAJER Owen Burrows 9 5 .................................... J Crowley 89 15(10) L QUICK RECOVERY (50) J Boyle 9 0 ................P Cosgrave 80 Star Betting: — 5-2 Bathsheba Bay, 4 Graffiti Master, 8 Zaajer, La La Land, 12 Isle Of Man, Breath Caught, Exprompt, 14 others.

2016: No corresponding race.

BAY 5-2fav (9-0) Chased leaders, STARFORM BATHSHEBA went 2nd 2f out, ridden to challenge over 1f out, stayed on same pace inside final furlong, no chance with winner, 2nd of 11, 2¼l behind Dee Ex Bee (9-0) at Goodwood 7f 2yo mdn (2) sft in Aug. Zaajer Shamardal colt out of Zahoo.

Graffiti Master Dubawi colt out of Independence.

La La Land 14-1 (9-2) Held up in last pair, reminder 3f out, headway between horses and ran green over 1f out, ridden and kept on inside final furlong, went 3rd towards finish, 3rd of 8, 8l behind Connect (9-2) at Sandown 7f 2yo nov stk (5) gs in Aug. Breath Caught 11-4fav (9-2) Chased leaders, weakened over 1f out, 8th of 12, 6l behind Fortune’s Pearl (9-2) at Chepstow 7f nov med aut stk (6) gd in Jul. Exprompt 14-1 (9-2) Towards rear, never on terms, 8th of 12, 8l behind Nobleman’s Nest (9-2) at Newmarket 6f nov med aut stk (4) gs in Jul. Isle Of Man Exceed And Excel colt out of One So Marvellous.

Gembari 100-1 (8-9) Dwelt, behind, headway towards far side over 2f out, soon ridden, kept on same pace final furlong, no impression with leaders, 6th of 14, 7l behind Il Primo Sole (9-2) at Yarmouth 7f 2yo nov stk (4) gf in Aug. STARFORM: BATHSHEBA BAY DANGER: Zaajer

NEW FIESTA AT TRUST FORD HCAP 3.55 ALL Class 3 3YO 1m (8 runners) £8,092 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8

(7) 1210 ARCHETYPE (29)(C,D,A,G) S Crisford 9 9... Oisin Murphy 97 (6) 2121 PILLAR OF SOCIETY (34)(D2,S) R Hannon 9 7 ....S Levey 95 (4) 1-05 ELUCIDATION (114)(BF,S) Sir M Stoute 9 5 ..... R L Moore 90 (2) 3334 HIGH ACCLAIM (61)(A,S)(P) R Teal 9 5 .........S De Sousa 86 (5) 1-2L ICESPIRE (99)(S)(H) J Gosden 9 3..........................A Atzeni 93 (3) 1 ROBIN WEATHERS (48)(G) W Haggas 9 2 .....P Cosgrave 95 (1) 5111 MADELEINE BOND (28)(D,G,S) H Candy 9 1... Georgia Cox (5) ★99 (8) 3-23 HARVEST WIND (23) C Cox 8 11......................S Hitchcott 83 Star Betting: — 7-2 Madeleine Bond, 9-2 Robin Weathers, 5 Elucidation, 11-2 Pillar Of Society, 6 Icespire, 7 Others.

2016: No corresponding race.

11-8fav (9-0) Led, headed over STARFORM ELUCIDATION 7f out, tracked leader, weakened inside final furlong, 5th of 9, 8l behind Drochaid (8-6) at Chelmsford City 1m 2f 3yo hcp 0-100 (2) pol in May. Madeleine Bond 2-1fav (8-13) Tracked leader, ridden over 1f out, led inside final furlong, kept on well, won at Bath 1m flls hcp 0-80 (4) gs in Aug beating Stosur (9-3) by 1 3/4l, 8 ran.

Robin Weathers 9-2 (9-5) Took keen hold, prominent early, tracked leaders, switched left over 2f out, closed over 1f out, led inside final furlong, edged right, headed narrowly towards finish, just prevailed on the bob post, won at Salisbury 7f mdn stks (5) gf in Jul beating Killay (9-0) by ns, 8 ran.

Pillar Of Society 7-2 (9-3) Made all, soon 8 lengths clear, ridden over 1f out, just held on, won at Newmarket 1m hcp 0-90 (3) gs in Jul beating Don’t Give Up (9-6) by 1/2l, 6 ran.

Icespire 2-1 (9-0) Took keen hold, tracked leaders, ridden over 2f out, weakened quickly over 1f out, last of 7, 10l behind Mori (9-0) at Goodwood 1m 2f 3yo lst fll (1) gd in May. Harvest Wind 9-2 (9-5) Held up mid-division, pushed along over 2f out, ridden over 1f out, no extra towards finish, 3rd of 12, 1 3/4l behind Jus Pires (9-5) at Kempton 1m mdn stks (4) pol in Aug. STARFORM: ELUCIDATION DANGER: Icespire

LETTINGS FILLIES’ HANDICAP 4.25 AMETHYST Class 5 7f (10 runners) £3,881 1 (9) 2133 HELFIRE (23)(BF,D2,A,G) H Morrison 4 9 12 ... C Bennett (3) 95 2 (10) 3043 SARANGOO (43)(D6,A,F,G,S) M Saunders 9 9 10 Georgia Cox (5) 94 3 (2) 2012 HERE’S TWO (8)(D2,A,G,S) R Hodges 4 9 7 ........K O’Neill ★99 4 (1) 4434 ANASTAZIA (36)(D,A,G) P D’Arcy 5 9 5...............J Haynes 90 5 (4) 1-00 MISSISSIPPI MISS (17)(G) Dr J Scargill 3 9 3 R Kingscote 92 6 (8) 30-0 POYLE EMILY (25) M Madgwick 4 8 13.............. Fran Berry 85 7 (7) 024 VIOLET’S LADS (34) B Johnson 3 8 12................J Mitchell 89 8 (5) 2142 EMILY GOLDFINCH (42)(D,G) P McEntee 4 8 11 Danny Brock 95 9 (6) L1L5 MISS OSIER (15)(G)(P) R Guest 3 8 11 ............S De Sousa 94 10 (3) 0024 TWILIGHT SPIRIT (22) A Carroll 3 8 6 ..................F Norton 92 Star Betting: — 7-2 Here’s Two, 5 Helfire, 6 Sarangoo, Twilight Spirit, Emily Goldfinch, 8 Anastazia, 10 Violet’s Lads, 12 Miss Osier, 16 others.

2016: No corresponding race.

OSIER 5-1 (9-6) Prominent, ridden and STARFORM MISS headway over 1f out, kept on, 5th of 12, 5l behind Masarzain (9-9) at Salisbury 1m hcp 0-65 (6) gd in Aug. Helfire 9-2fav (9-7) Held up in mid-division, headway on inside chasing leaders over 2f out, 3rd and one pace inside final furlong, 3rd of 12, 2¼l behind Lord Clenaghcastle (9-5) at Brighton 1m hcp 0-80 (4) gf in Aug. Here’s Two 9-2 (9-7) Keen, chased leader, ridden to lead over 1f out, headed and kept on same pace inside final furlong, 2nd of 8, 3/4l behind Pattie (9-7) at Chepstow 1m flls hcp 0-75 (5) gs in Aug. Emily Goldfinch 8-1 (8-4) Overall leader towards stand side, ridden over 2f out, edged left over 2f out, headed near finish, 2nd of 10, shd behind Whispered Kiss (8-13) at Newmarket 7f hcp 0-75 (5) gd in Jul. STARFORM: MISS OSIER DANGER: Helfire

PAY HANDICAP 5.00 BISHOPSGATE Cl 4 3YO 1m 2f (10 runners)

£5,822

1 (9) 5-02 RISING (14) B Meehan 9 7 ...............................James Doyle 93 2 (8) 4221 GOLDEN WOLF (20)(D,S) R Hughes 9 6 ............. S W Kelly 98 3 (4) 6100 MISTER BLUE SKY (20)(D,G,S) S Kirk 9 6 M Godwin (5) 92 4 (10) 3222 KNOW YOUR LIMIT (16)(BF) Ed Walker 9 5 J P Spencer 97 5 (5) 4L51 VIKING HOARD (16)(D,G,S)(B) H Dunlop 9 4 .. J Crowley 98 6 (7) 521 KEEPER’S CHOICE (25)(G) D Coakley 9 1 ......... T Queally 91 7 (3) -040 SEE THE CITY (79)(G) J Eustace 9 0 ........................R Tate 87 8 (6) 3561 EOLIAN (29)(D,S)(P) A Balding 8 13.............. Oisin Murphy ★99 9 (2) 1-20 PEACE AND PLENTY (142)(D,A) W Muir 8 11 ....M Dwyer 91 10 (1) -032 PRECIOUS ANGEL (16) R Hannon 8 10 ..................S Levey 98 Star Betting: — 9-2 Know Your Limit, 5 Golden Wolf, Eolian, 6 Rising, Precious Angel, 7 Viking Hoard, 8 Keeper’s Choice, 14 Peace And Plenty, Mister Blue Sky, 20 See The City.

2016: No corresponding race.

CHOICE 20-1 (9-0) Close up, led STARFORM KEEPER’S over 2f out, ridden over 1f out, just held on post, won at Salisbury 1m fll mdn stks (5) gd in Aug beating Ambrosia (9-0) by shd, 13 ran.

Know Your Limit 5-2fav (9-8) Tracked leaders, 2nd going well 3f out, ridden and every chance inside final furlong, not pace of winner final 100 yards, went 2nd close home, 2nd of 8, ¾l behind Viking Hoard (9-4) at Salisbury 1m 2f hcp 0-75 (5) gf in Aug. Eolian 11-4fav (9-7) Chased leader, led over 1f out, clear inside final furlong, stayed on well, comfortably, won at Ffos Las 1m 2f 3yo hcp 0-65 (6) hvy in Aug beating It’s How We Roll (9-1) by 5l, 7 ran.

Golden Wolf 11-10fav (9-6) Took keen hold, held up in touch, travelling well over 2f out, effort on bit inside final furlong, produced to lead final 75 yards, cleverly, won at Lingfield 1m 2f mdn auc stks (6) gs in Aug beating Rainbow Rising (9-1) by ¾l, 8 ran.

STARFORM: KEEPER’S CHOICE DANGER: Golden Wolf

YESTERDAY’S RESULTS AND PRICES BATH

1.40: 1, ZAIN SMARTS (David Egan 6-1); 2, Following Breeze (16-1); 3, Jonnysimpson (14-1). 9-2 fav Just For The Craic. 21/4l, nk. 12 ran. P Evans. Tote: £6.30; pl £1.50, £4.70, £4.20. Exacta: £120.20. Tricast: £1296.66. Trifecta: £2744.00. CSF: £94.35. NR: Cove Beach.

2.10: 1, MONSIEUR GLORY (P Cosgrave 11-4); 2, Pastoral Music (7-2); 3, Tobouggaloo (7-2). 2-1 fav Hepplewhite. 11/2l, 41/2l. 6 ran. Tom Clover. Tote: £3.00; pl £1.60, £1.70.

Exacta: £12.90. Trifecta: £44.00. CSF: £12.97.

2.40: 1, HIGH WELLS (R Winston 7-1); 2, Snowy Winter (4-1); 3, Affair (6-1). 4l, 11/4l. 8 ran. S Durack. Tote: £5.60; pl £1.60, £1.90, £1.20. Exacta: £21.20. Tricast: £54.23. Trifecta: £95.10.

CSF: £17.09. NR: Casemates Square.

Casemates Square| Rule 4 applies to All Bets, deduct 30p in the pound.

3.10: 1, CORONATION COTTAGE (C Bennett 6-1); 2, Dandilion (9-4 fav); 3, Swendab (9-1). 13/4l, 13/4l. 8 ran. M Saunders. Tote: £6.80; pl £2.20, £1.10, £3.10. Exacta: £23.80. Tricast: £120.74.

Trifecta: £121.30. CSF: £19.61.

3.40: 1, PAINT (Hollie Doyle 5-2 fav); 2, Dark Blue (16-1); 3, Far Dawn (14-1). 3/4l, shd. 9 ran. R Hannon. Tote: £3.30; pl £1.60, £4.50, £3.50. Exacta: £47.60. Tricast: £474.52. Trifecta: £421.50. CSF: £46.32. NR: Golden Footsteps.

4.10: 1, GOOD WAY OFF (J Fortune 11-4); 2, Chalky (5-2); 3, Holiday Girl (7-1). 15-8 fav Awfaa. 13/4l, 3/4l. 6 ran.

L Cumani. Tote: £3.50; pl £1.80, £1.30.

Exacta: £9.70. Trifecta: £40.30. CSF: £9.95.

4.40: 1, OEIL DE TIGRE (Sophie Ralston 13-2); 2, Showmethewayavrilo (11-4 fav); 3, Burauq (8-1). hd, 3/4l. 9 ran. A Carroll. Tote: £8.10; pl £2.20, £2.40, £2.30. Exacta: £31.40. Tricast: £135.84. Trifecta: £299.60. CSF: £25.04.

QUADPOT: £7.50 PLACEPOT: £105.80

CHELMSFORD CITY

1.20: 1, CHILEAN (Oisin Murphy

11-4); 2, Kind Act (5-2 jtfav); 3, Rua Augusta (5-2 jtfav). 11/4l, 11/4l. 6 ran.

M Meade. Tote: £3.50; pl £1.70, £1.40.

Exacta: £11.50. Trifecta: £24.40. CSF: £9.96.

1.50: 1, ALMOREB (J Crowley 7-2); 1, GOLDEN GOAL (P Bradley 10-3); 3, Omeros (2-1 fav). dht, 21/4l. 10 ran.

R Hannon, S bin Suroor. Tote: Almoreb £2.20, Golden Goal £2.10; pl Almoreb £1.30, Golden Goal £1.80, Omeros £1.30. Exacta: Almoreb, Golden Goal £8.20, Golden Goal, Almoreb £7.50.

Tricast: Almoreb, Golden Goal, Omeros £14.28, Golden Goal, Almoreb, Omeros £14.14. Trifecta: Almoreb, Golden Goal, Omeros £24.30, Golden Goal, Almoreb, Omeros £24.00. CSF: Almoreb, Golden Goal £7.87, Golden Goal, Almoreb £7.79.

2.20: 1, MISTER BOB (T Durcan 16-1); 2, Piedita (11-10 fav); 3, Taper Tantrum (3-1). nk, 5l. 6 ran. J Bethell.

Tote: £11.70; pl £1.20, £3.60. Exacta: £46.70. Tricast: £71.87. Trifecta: £111.00. CSF: £35.38. NR: Argante, Jack Bear.

2.50: 1, ALJULJALAH (A Atzeni 10-3); 2, Bumptious (25-1); 3, Zest (8-1). 10-11 fav Raven’s Lady. 3/4l, 11/4l.

7 ran. R Varian. Tote: £4.10; pl £1.80, £6.90. Exacta: £50.20. Trifecta: £224.90.

CSF: £74.50. NR: Flourishing.

3.20: 1, SIEGE OF BOSTON (J F Egan 9-2); 2, Cainhoe Star (9-2); 3, Murdanova (33-1). 4-1 fav Medicean El Diablo. ns, hd. 14 ran. J Butler.

Tote: £5.30; pl £1.90, £2.20, £5.90.

Exacta: £30.10. Tricast: £621.08.

Trifecta: £564.30. CSF: £24.88. NR: The Happy Hammer.

3.50: 1, THE JUGGLER (Martin Lane 7-4 fav); 2, Just Fab (6-1); 3, Master Of Heaven (8-1). 7l, 1l. 12 ran.

W Knight. Tote: £2.50; pl £1.10, £2.50, £3.20. Exacta: £14.30. Tricast: £74.11.

Trifecta: £82.40. CSF: £12.75. NR: Lifeboat Lad, Midnight Mood.

4.20: 1, CHILLI JAM (L Keniry 4-1); 2, Tommy’s Secret (7-2 fav); 3, Avocet (33-1). 23/4l, 1/2l. 13 ran. E De Giles. Tote: £4.80; pl £1.80, £1.80, £5.80. Exacta: £17.40. Tricast: £414.53.

Trifecta: £521.60. CSF: £17.69. NR: Conistone.

4.50: 1, MOBBHIJ (Oisin Murphy 11-8 fav); 2, Sileel (9-2); 3, Stanley (7-2). 1/2l, 21/4l. 8 ran. S bin Suroor.

Tote: £2.00; pl £1.10, £1.40, £1.80.

Exacta: £8.00. Trifecta: £23.00. CSF: £7.94.

JACKPOT: Not won, pool of £7,791.37 carried over.

QUADPOT: £18.80 PLACEPOT: £64.40

MUSSELBURGH

1.30: 1, DEBAWTRY (P Makin 4-7 fav); 2, Brandy Station (5-2); 3, Pavarella Shoes (50-1). nk, 23/4l. 4 ran.

D O’Meara. Tote: £1.30; Exacta: £2.00.

Trifecta: £7.80. CSF: £2.28. NR: Funkadelic, Me Before You. 2.00: 1, PLACEBO EFFECT (A Mullen 4-1 jtfav); 2, Ray Purchase (7-1); 3, Burnieboozle (4-1 jtfav).

11/4l, 11/4l. 10 ran. O Pears. Tote: £3.60; pl £1.30, £2.50, £1.70. Exacta: £25.30. Tricast: £118.44. Trifecta: £104.30.

CSF: £30.59.

NR: Bibbidibobbidiboo.

2.30: 1, KIKINI BAMALAAM (C Beasley 10-3 fav); 2, Ventura Gold (101); 3, Here In The Dark (15-2). 3/4l, 2l.

9 ran. K Dalgleish. Tote: £3.50; pl £1.50, £2.90, £2.30. Exacta: £42.10.

Tricast: £228.66. Trifecta: £510.00.

CSF: £35.25. NR: Kylie Rules.

3.00: 1, RASELASAD (R Ffrench 6-4 fav); 2, Our Charlie Brown (7-4); 3, Inglorious (13-2). 13/4l, 23/4l. 4 ran.

Miss T Waggott. Tote: £2.50; Exacta: £4.40. Trifecta: £7.80. CSF: £4.41. NR: Trooper’s Gold.

3.30: 1, BONNIE ARLENE (J Fanning 2-1); 2, Wor Lass (12-1); 3, Gold Chain (14-1). evens fav Erinyes.

3/4l, 31/2l. 5 ran. M Johnston. Tote: £3.60; pl £2.30, £3.80. Exacta: £18.70.

Trifecta: £73.90. CSF: £21.92. NR: Fire Leopard.

4.00: 1, TIRANIA (P Mulrennan 15-8); 2, Peach Melba (13-8 fav); 3, Rajar (15-2). 3/4l, shd. 5 ran. W Haggas.

Tote: £3.60; pl £1.10, £1.60. Exacta: £5.10. Trifecta: £16.30. CSF: £5.25.

NR: Maureb.

4.35: 1, MY GIRL MAISIE (C Beasley 5-2 fav); 2, Tagur (7-1); 3, Jack Blane (3-1). 13/4l, 2l. 7 ran. R C Guest.

Tote: £2.80; pl £1.50, £3.00. Exacta: £18.70. Tricast: £50.54. Trifecta: £55.70. CSF: £19.12. NR: Hot Gossip.

5.10: 1, SEE VERMONT (D Fentiman 14-1); 2, Hadley (2-1 fav); 3, Red Forever (12-1). ns, shd. 10 ran.

Rebecca Bastiman. Tote: £15.90; pl £4.10, £1.40, £3.50. Exacta: £51.20.

Tricast: £321.26. Trifecta: £688.30.

CSF: £42.15.

QUADPOT: £19.00 PLACEPOT: £55.70

SEDGEFIELD

4.30: 1, IRISH HAWKE (Will Kennedy 4-1); 2, Mathayus (8-1); 3, Ange Des Malberaux (7-2 fav). 11/4l, 3/4l. 12 ran. D McCain. Tote: £4.20; pl £2.20, £2.90, £2.00. Exacta: £41.10.

Tricast: £121.91. Trifecta: £128.20.

CSF: £33.44.

5.00: 1, GIBSON PARK (H Skelton 13-8); 2, Man Look (11-10 fav); 3, Strummer (10-1). 13l, 16l. 7 ran. D Skelton. Tote: £2.30; pl £1.10, £1.10.

Exacta: £3.90. Trifecta: £11.70. CSF: £3.49.

5.30: 1, ASHOKA (H Skelton 7-1); 2, Pemba (3-1); 3, Capsy De Mee (9-4 fav). shd, 9l. 5 ran. D Skelton. Tote: £7.50; pl £3.40, £1.50. Exacta: £23.30.

Trifecta: £85.50. CSF: £27.24.

6.00: 1, DANCEINTOTHELIGHT (Mr T Gillard 16-1); 2, Cape Of Glory (4-1); 3, Craig Star (10-3 fav). 3l, 23/4l.

8 ran. D McCain. Tote: £12.50; pl £3.90, £1.50, £1.40. Exacta: £83.50.

Tricast: £256.21. Trifecta: £381.80.

CSF: £74.58.

6.30: 1, HIGHBURY HIGH (N Fehily 11-8 fav); 2, Brother Scott (10-1); 3, Muwalla (4-1). 2l, 3/4l. 8 ran. N Mulholland. Tote: £2.00; pl £1.10, £2.60, £1.40. Exacta: £16.40.

Tricast: £42.15. Trifecta: £51.00. CSF: £14.63.

7.00: 1, NEMEAN LION (A Nicol 9-2); 2, Bal De Rio (2-1); 3, Bafana Blue (40-1). 4-6 fav Shining Romeo. nk, 11l. 8 ran. P Kirby. Tote: £7.70; pl £1.60, £1.10, £10.20. Exacta: £24.10.

Trifecta: £359.50. CSF: £15.78.

7.30: 1, SHRUBLAND (H Skelton 9-4 fav); 2, Bohernagore (18-1); 3, Baraboy (6-1). nk, 7l. 14 ran. D

Skelton. Tote: £3.00; pl £1.40, £5.10, £2.10. Exacta: £47.80. Tricast: £222.73.

Trifecta: £311.00. CSF: £39.13.

QUADPOT: £39.40 PLACEPOT: £88.60

WOLVERHAMPTON

5.40: 1, WOLFCATCHERJACK (Miss S Brotherton 0-0 fav); 2, Best Example (5-1); 3, Gabrial The Terror (11-1). 13/4l, 8l. 7 ran. Sir M Prescott.

Tote: £1.10; pl £1.02, £2.20. Exacta: £2.50. Trifecta: £5.40. CSF: £1.88.

6.10: 1, POWER SURGE (P Dobbs 12-1); 2, Mesbaar (9-4); 3, Military Parade (8-13 fav). 23/4l, 1/2l. 10 ran. R Beckett. Tote: £15.90; pl £3.90, £1.10, £1.02. Exacta: £57.90. Trifecta: £88.10.

CSF: £41.02. NR: Hyperloop.

6.40: 1, JUST FOR FUN (T Hamilton 9-1); 2, Laura Knight (3-1 fav); 3, Hope And Glory (14-1). 1/2l, 1l.

13 ran. R Fahey. Tote: £9.60; pl £2.70, £1.60, £5.00. Exacta: £32.80. Tricast: £398.73. Trifecta: £916.10. CSF: £34.24.

7.10: 1, HURRICANE ROCK (H Bentley 8-1); 2, Newstead Abbey (9-2 jtfav); 3, Top of The Bank (9-2 jtfav). ns, 21/4l. 12 ran. S Dow. Tote: £8.70; pl £2.30, £1.90, £2.10. Exacta: £53.00.

Tricast: £185.92. Trifecta: £221.70.

CSF: £42.19. NR: Canadian Royal.

7.40: 1, EESHA BEAUTY (H Bentley 11-2); 2, Merkava (8-1); 3, Star Of Zaam (6-1). 7-2 fav Another Day Of Sun. 11/4l, nk. 11 ran. M Botti. Tote: £5.70; pl £1.70, £2.70, £2.10. Exacta: £58.10. Trifecta: £375.80. CSF: £47.23.

NR: Seaborough.

8.10: 1, ROUGE NUAGE (J Quinn 12-1); 2, Energia Flavio (9-1); 3, Florencio (9-1). 7-4 fav Envisaging. shd, shd. 12 ran. C Allen. Tote: £14.60; pl £3.30, £2.70, £2.90. Exacta: £131.80.

Tricast: £1045.43. CSF: £108.90.

8.40: 1, IFTITAH (H Bentley 7-1); 2, Robbie Roo Roo (7-1); 3, Bell Heather (15-2). 7-2 fav Flower Cup. 13/4l, nk. 11 ran. G Peckham. Tote: £7.50; pl £2.30, £2.10, £2.70. Exacta: £56.60. Tricast: £390.15. Trifecta: £493.80. CSF: £55.59. NR: Tafteesh.

QUADPOT: £70.90 PLACEPOT: £71.00

DAILY STAR, Friday, September 1, 2017

BANGOR

PATRICK WEAVER Ambre Des Marais Saint Contest What Happens Now Raleagh Mountain Ckalco Des Loges Gold Class

HANDICAP CHASE 3.10 GENESIS Class 4 (18 fences) 3m (6 run)

STAR TIP 2.00 2.35 3.10 3.45 4.15 4.50

Ambre Des Marais Land League Dr Robin Raleagh Mountain Psychedelic Rock Prince Khurram

GOING: GOOD PLACEPOT FIRST SIX RACES

LTD HANDICAP HURDLE 2.00 SClG5ESTATES (11 flights) 2m 4f (9 run) £2,599 1 04F0 FLEETWOOD JACK (22)(P) Miss Brown 6 11 12 ....R Johnson 85 2 05U0 SAHALIN (31) J Flint 4 11 9.......................................T J O’Brien 88 3 U0/1 AMBRE DES MARAIS (10)(S) J Farrelly 7 11 8(7ex) .. N Fehily ★99 4 03L6 GREENWORLDSOLUTION (16)(T) Jennie Candlish 5 11 4 Sean Quinlan 88 5 3543 ANTON DOLIN (16)(D,G) M Mullineaux 9 11 4 ....Mr L Stones (7) 87 6 60L6 ANOTHER JOURNEY (16)(C,G)(P) S-J Davies 8 11 3 ...B Hughes 90 7 5-04 TAROUM (8)(D2,G,S)(B,T) J Flint 10 10 13 ...... M Bastyan (7) 94 8 P-L0 COME ON LOUIS (36)(B,T) Oliver Greenall 9 10 8 ... I Popham 81 9 4FP5 GWILI SPAR (44)(G)(T) Miss L Hurley 9 10 0 .........J M Davies 84 LONG HANDICAP: Gwili Spar 9-12.

Star Betting: — 13-8 Ambre Des Marais, 6 Fleetwood Jack, Anton Dolin, 7 Sahalin, 8 Another Journey, Greenworldsolution, 12 Others.

2016: No corresponding race.

DES MARAIS 5-1 (11-3) Held up in rear, STARFORM AMBRE smooth headway after 3 out, led next, clear before last, pushed out, comfortably, won at Newton Abbot 2m 1f hcp hdl 0-100 (5) gs in Aug beating Innocent Girl (11-9) by 7l, 8 ran.

Anton Dolin 8-1 (10-10) Tracked leaders, ridden and outpaced by front pair after 2 out, kept on, no impression, 3rd of 15, 11l behind Prince Khurram (11-5) at Bangor 2m 4f hcp hdl 0-100 (5) gd in Aug. Fleetwood Jack 20-1 (10-11) Mid-division, reminder 5th, no impression from 3 out, never a factor, 7th of 9, 26l behind Market’s Field (10-6) at Sligo 3m hcp hdl 80-109 gd in Aug. STARFORM: AMBRE DES MARAIS DANGER: Anton Dolin

MAIDEN HURDLE 2.35 MEMORIAL Class 5 (9 flights) 2m 1f (7 run)

£2,599

1 2

F2-5 CHOZEN (111)(H*) T Vaughan 5 11 0 ...........................A Johns 95 DRAGON DU CLOS N Twiston-Davies 4 11 0 S Twiston-Davies 89 355- FLASHING GLANCE (132)(H*) Tom Lacey 4 11 0 .R Johnson ★99 3LF- LAND LEAGUE (133) Stuart Edmunds 6 11 0 ..........B J Powell 95 ROYAL MARSKELL (F62) Miss G Kelleway 8 11 0 ...J Quinlan 89 33- SAINT CONTEST (F61) A King 4 11 0 .............. W Hutchinson 94 4P-6 LITTLE DOTTY (26)(G) G Fierro 8 10 7 .........Kevin Jones (5) 94 Star Betting: — 5-2 Land League, 7-2 Saint Contest, 9-2 Flashing Glance, 5 Dragon Du Clos, Royal Marskell, 10 Chozen, 25 Little Dotty.

2016: Moonday Sun 7 11 0, R Hatch(3) 10-3 (N Twiston-Davies), 7 ran.

STARFORM: SAINT CONTEST DANGER: Dragon Du Clos 3 4 5 6 7

4.15

£5,198

1 3111 WHAT HAPPENS NOW (11)(G,S) D McCain 8 12 0 Will Kennedy 96 2 P-41 DR ROBIN (58)(G,S)(B,T*) P Bowen 7 12 0 ........ Sean Bowen 96 3 2331 VALLEYOFMILAN (13)(CD,C,D2,G,S)(P) D McCain 10 11 13 L Murtagh (5) ★99 4 -3UL CERNUNNOS (47)(G,S)(B*,T) T R George 7 11 7.. P Brennan 88 5 4551 SEBASTIAN BEACH (35)(D,S) Jonjo O’Neill 6 11 7 A Coleman 90 6 P2LL CLUBS ARE TRUMPS (15)(D4,G,S)(P) Jonjo O’Neill 8 11 2 K Moore (3) 85 Star Betting: — 5-2 What Happens Now, 3 Dr Robin, 4 Valleyofmilan, 9-2 Sebastian Beach, 7 Cernunnos, 10 Clubs Are Trumps.

2016: For ‘n’ Against 7 11 9, T Scudamore 7-2 (D Pipe), 6 ran.

HAPPENS NOW 4-6fav (11-7) Made STARFORM WHAT virtually all, drew clear from last bend, not fluent last, ridden out, won at Hexham 2m 7f nh nov hdl (4) gd in Aug beating Luso Benny (11-0) by 9l, 9 ran.

Sebastian Beach 5-1 (11-5) Pressed leader, not fluent 8th, led 4 out, hit 2 out, driven and good jump last, stayed on well, comfortably, won at Uttoxeter 3m nov hcp chs 0-120 (4) gs in Jul beating Wade Harper (11-3) by 2¼l, 5 ran.

Dr Robin 5-2fav (11-9) Chased leaders, mistake 9th, badly outpaced after 12th, rallied 2 out, driven before last, ridden to lead and quickened clear run-in, won at Worcester 2m 7f hcp chs 0-120 (4) gd in Jul beating Midnight Monty (11-8) by 3l, 7 ran.

Valleyofmilan 9-1 (11-8) Made all, stayed on well, won at Perth 3m hcp chs 0-120 (4) sft in Aug beating Quick Brew (10-6) by 2¼l, 6 ran.

STARFORM: WHAT HAPPENS NOW DGR: Sebastian Beach

LAGER HANDICAP CHASE 3.45 WREXHAM Cl 4 (15 fences) 2m 4f (7 run) £5,198

1 1225 HEPIJEU (36)(D,G,S)(P,T) C Longsdon 6 12 0 .........J J Burke 90 2 1233 DEADLY MOVE (16)(BF)(H,T) P Bowen 8 12 0 James Bowen (7) ★99 3 5-LL MASTER BONES (86) A Wintle 8 12 0 ......................R Johnson 86 4 123L MINELLA FORFITNESS (12)(CD,G,S) C Pogson 10 11 12 A Pogson 96 5 P-42 RALEAGH MOUNTAIN (16)(BF)(T) D Skelton 6 11 10 H Skelton 98 6 21LP WHOS DE BABY (13)(CD,G)(B) S-J Davies 9 11 4 R T Dunne 90 7 -465 BALLYCOOL (47)(CD,G,S)(T) Miss L Russell 10 10 13 . Derek Fox 94 Star Betting: — 7-4 Raleagh Mountain, 5-2 Deadly Move, 6 Hepijeu, 8 Minella Forfitness, 10 Whos De Baby, 12 Master Bones, Ballycool.

2016: Ballycool 9 11 8, Derek Fox 17-2 (Miss L Russell), 7 ran.

RALEAGH MOUNTAIN 9-4fav (11-7) MidSTARFORM division, headway before 2 out, ridden to chase winner between last 2, kept on, always held, 2nd of 11, 1¼l behind Sage Monkey (10-0) at Bangor 2m 1f nov hcp chs 0-105 (4) gd in Aug. Deadly Move 10-3fav (11-8) Mid-division, tracked leaders, 4 out, went 3rd after next, ridden and kept on under pressure flat, not reach front pair, 3rd of 10, 2½l behind Packettotherafters (9-9) at Bangor 3m hcp chs 0-110 (4) gd in Aug. Hepijeu 5-1 (11-13) Mid-division, headway before 10 to chase leaders, pushed along 12th, ridden before 3 out, kept on same pace, 5th of 13, 12l behind Court Dismissed (11-12) at Worcester 2m 7f hcp chs 0-105 (4) gd in Jul. STARFORM: RALEAGH MOUNTAIN DANGER: Deadly Move

DEVA SYNDICATES NOVICES’ HURDLE Cl 4 (11 flights) 2m 4f (4 run)

£3,249

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214- CKALCO DES LOGES (151)(S)(T) D Skelton 5 11 5 Bridget Andrews (3) ★99 2 -012 PSYCHEDELIC ROCK (15)(BF,G) I Williams 6 11 5 T J O’Brien 98 3 -250 WHISKEY BARON (61) A Wintle 5 10 12 ................B Poste (3) 79 4 EQUUS MILLAR N Twiston-Davies 4 10 11 . S Twiston-Davies 63 Star Betting: — 11-10 Ckalco Des Loges, 6-4 Psychedelic Rock, 9-2 Equus Millar, 33 Whiskey Baron.

2016: Move To The Groove 6 11 12, W Kennedy 15-8 (D McCain), 3 ran.

MILLAR Masterofthehorse gelding out STARFORM EQUUS of Lets Get Busy.

Breathable Exhort Dapper Man Noble Behest Lexington Times Fieldsman Sussex Girl

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HANDICAP 2.55 SELLING Class 6 5f (8 runners)

French Flyer Ann Without An E (nap) Stringybark Creek On Fire Related Favourite Treat Golden Guest

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STARFORM: EQUUS MILLAR DANGER: Psychedlic Rock

CHANNEL HANDICAP HURDLE 4.50 CLEAR Class 4 (9 flights) 2m 1f (9 run) £3,899

1 3211 PRINCE KHURRAM (8)(C,D,G)(P,T) D McCain 7 12 5(7ex) L Murtagh (5) ★99 2 6L00 DOLLAR AND A DREAM (16)(S)(T) M Mullineaux 8 12 0 Mr L Stones (7) 80 3 353 RITASUN (F5)(H*) H Whittington 4 11 13............... H Bannister 93 4 -044 DESHAN (16)(T) T Vaughan 6 11 12 ..............................A Johns 84 5 00-1 GOLD CLASS (F21)(D,G)(B,T) Olly Murphy 6 11 10 R Johnson 98 6 -035 KHISMET (16)(D,G) J Flint 4 11 9 ...................... M Bastyan (7) 87 7 344- MR LANDO (F51)(D,G,S)(B*) J Farrelly 8 11 9 ... Sean Bowen 93 8 -5P0 ST PETER’S SQUARE (56)(G)(T) A Dunn 6 11 8 N Scholfield 83 9 64-4 THE OTMOOR POET (40)(P) A Hales 4 11 5 ......... G Sheehan 88 Star Betting: — 5-2 Prince Khurram, 3 Gold Class, 6 Ritasun, 8 Khismet, Deshan, 10 Mr Lando, 12 St Peter’s Square, 14 Others.

2016: No corresponding race.

KHURRAM 11-8fav (11-12) Prominent, STARFORM PRINCE joined leader after 3 out, led approaching next, ridden after last, kept on under pressure flat, won at Fontwell 2m 3f hcp hdl 0-100 (5) gf in Aug beating Silent Account (11-4) by 2l, 6 ran.

Gold Class 16-1 (11-9) Mid-division, headway chasing leaders before 3 out, 3rd travelling well after 3 out, led before 2 out, pressed last, pushed along and kept on well run-in, won at Market Rasen 2m 1f Ladies Handicap Hurdle (0-100) (3yo+) (5) gd in Jul beating Banff (11-10) by 6l, 13 ran.

Ritasun 4-1 (10-11) Took keen hold, mid-division, headway approaching 2 out, 2nd briefly after last, no impression on winner, no extra final 75 yards, 3rd of 9, 11l behind Mcgroarty (10-12) at Market Rasen 2m 1f mdn hdl (5) gd in Aug. Deshan 12-1 (10-12) Tracked leaders, not fluent 5th, ridden and one pace after 2 out, no impression before last, 4th of 9, 7l behind Aldrin (10-11) at Bangor 2m 1f mdn hdl (5) gd in Aug. STARFORM: PRINCE KHURRAM DANGER: Gold Class

AUCTION STAKES 1.50 NOVICE Class 6 2YO 1m (10 runners)

£2,588

1 (1) 134 FRENCH FLYER (20)(G) M Dods 9 9 ..............P Mulrennan 95 2 (5) 1 TRUMPS UP (24)(S) M Channon 9 9 ......................J F Egan 94 3 (6) LL AIRPLANE (13) T Easterby 9 2 ..... Rachel Richardson (3) 86 4 (3) L3 BREATHABLE (13) T Easterby 9 2 ............................D Allan 89 5 (9) GABRIEL’S OBOE M Walford 9 2 .........................D Costello 74 6 (4) 3 MOXY MARES (27) D Loughnane 9 2 ......................L Morris ★99 7 (10) SINCERELY RESDEV D O’Meara 9 2 .................D Tudhope 83 8 (2) THE KNOT IS TIED T Easterby 9 2 ..................J P Sullivan 71 9 (8) WEINBERG D McCain 9 2 ...............................................G Lee 74 10 (7) GOLDEN GUIDE K Burke 8 11 ....................... P J McDonald 88 Star Betting: — 3 Moxy Mares, 7-2 French Flyer, 5 Trumps Up, 6 Breathable, 8 Golden Guide, 10 Sincerely Resdev, 14 others.

2016: No corresponding race.

STARFORM: TRUMPS UP DANGER: Breathable

FOR AGENCY HANDICAP 3.30 AClass 4 2m (5 runners)

£4,852

1 (5) 5423 ON FIRE (18)(A,G) J Bethell 4 10 0 .....................D Tudhope 94 2 (2) 2261 STORMIN TOM (18)(D,G,S) T Easterby 5 9 12 Rachel Richardson (3) 95 3 (4) 013/ AVIATOR (J568)(G) J Eustace 9 9 11 ..........................G Lee 85 4 (1) 2525 BRAES OF LOCHALSH (32)(G,S) J Goldie 6 9 8 . P J McDonald 90 5 (3) -001 NOBLE BEHEST (17)(D,A)(P) M Tregoning 3 8 6 .. G Wood (3) ★99 Star Betting: — 2 Noble Behest, 11-4 Stormin Tom, 7-2 On Fire, 5 Braes Of Lochalsh, 8 Aviator.

2016: Rock On Bollinski 6 9 7, B Curtis 5-2 (B Ellison), drawn (4), 5 ran.

STARFORM: STORMIN TOM DANGER: Noble Behest

LIGHTFOOT HANDICAP 4.05 THEAKSTON Class 3 6f (12 runners) £7,439

21 EXHORT (21)(S) R Fahey 9 6 ..............................P Hanagan 88 35 ANN WITHOUT AN E (13) M Channon 9 0 ...........J F Egan ★99 BOLLIN JOAN T Easterby 9 0 .....................................D Allan 69 L ENDLESS TANGENT (18) T Dascombe 9 0 P J McDonald 85 5 (6) 30 FROLIC (18)(BF) Sir M Prescott 9 0 ................... DOUBTFUL 90 6 (1) 50 GAMESTERS ICON (35) B Smart 9 0 ..........................G Lee 84 7 (7) SEMPRE PRESTO R Fahey 9 0 .......................... T Hamilton 78 8 (2) 05 VENTURA ROYAL (18) D O’Meara 9 0 ..............D Tudhope 86 Star Betting: — 6-5 Exhort, 3 Ann Without An E, 7 Ventura Royal, 8 Sempre Presto, 12 Endless Tangent, 14 Gamesters Icon, 16 Others.

2016: No corresponding race.

CLASSIC SENIORITY (13)(D6,A,F,G,S)(P) Mrs M Fife 5 9 10 ..D Tudhope 94 RED PIKE (13)(CD,D4,G,S) B Smart 6 9 10....Adam J McNamara (3) 91 MUNTADAB (13)(C,D,A,G,S) Roger Fell 5 9 9 T Hamilton 93 CAPTAIN DION (25)(D4,A,S)(P) K Ryan 4 9 6 .......K Stott 93 MUJASSAM (349)(D,G,S) D O’Meara 5 9 6 ........... P Makin 91 EL HOMBRE (50)(D3,A,G) K Dalgleish 3 9 5.....R Scott (5) 95 RELATED (13)(D3,A,G)(B) P Midgley 7 9 3.....Martin Lane 91 LEXINGTON TIMES (13)(D,A,S)(P) Mrs R Carr 5 9 2 ..J P Sullivan 95 HART STOPPER (14)(D3,G) M Bell 3 8 13 ........L Steward ★99 ART COLLECTION (25)(D,A,G) Mrs R Carr 4 8 12J Garritty 86 FULL INTENTION (25)(A)(P) T Dascombe 3 8 10 ..P J McDonald 92 THE ARMED MAN (13)(CD3,D,A,G) C Fairhurst 4 8 9 Paula Muir (7) 95 Star Betting: — 11-2 Red Pike, 6 El Hombre, 7 The Armed Man, Hart Stopper, Classic Seniority, 8 Full Intention, 10 others.

2016: Ocean Sheridan 4 8 11, P Mulrennan 15-2 (M Dods), drawn (1), 16 ran.

soon ridden, no chance with leaders, 5th of 6, 5l behind Hey Gaman (9-1) at Newbury 7f 2yo lst stk (1) sft in Aug. Exhort 4-9fav (8-11) Tracked leader, shaken up over 2f out, driven to lead 1f out, stayed on well, won at Haydock 7f 2yo nov stk (4) gs in Aug beating Kraka (9-2) by 3/4l, 6 ran.

Ventura Royal 25-1 (9-0) Steadied start, pulled hard in rear, headway on inside over 2f out, chased leaders over 1f out, never able to challenge, 5th of 10, 4l behind Affina (9-6) at Ayr 7f 2yo fl nov stks (4) gd in Aug.

furlong, 11th of 19, 6l behind Mattmu (9-1) at Ripon 6f hcp (2) gd in Aug. Red Pike 11-1 (9-2) Raced stands side, mid-division, headway over 2f out, chased winner throughout final furlong, kept on well, 2nd of 20, nk behind Teruntum Star (9-9) at Ripon 6f hcp (2) gd in Aug. El Hombre 6-4fav (9-4) In touch, pushed along over 2f out, ridden over 1f out, led inside final furlong, held on near finish, won at Carlisle 5f hcp 0-85 (4) gf in Jul beating Aprovado (9-9) by nk, 6 ran.

FILLIES’ NOVICE STAKES (PLUS 10) 2.20 EBF Class 4 2YO 1m (8 runners) £4,270

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WITHOUT AN E 20-1 (8-10) Slowly into STARFORM ANN stride, held up in last pair, outpaced over 2f out,

STARFORM: ANN WITHOUT AN E DANGER: Exhort

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SENIORITY 25-1 (8-10) Raced far STARFORM CLASSIC side, in touch, ridden over 2f out, faded final

STARFORM: CLASSIC SENIORITY DANGER: Red Pike

SPORTWORD ACROSS 1.

Tomas ......, 2010-11 WBC Super Flyweight champion (5) 4. Carlos ....., 1984 Olympic marathon gold medallist (5) 7 and 13 Down. Sport ruled by the IIHF (3,6) 8. Antonio ....., Chelsea FC manager (5) 9 and 4 Down. Gabon midfielder signed by Southampton from Juventus (5,6) 10. 2013-14 Eredivisie champions (4) 11. See 19 Down.

14. Brian ......, FA Cup Final winner with Ipswich in 1978 and Arsenal in 1979 (6) 15. Jacky ...., Belgian F1 driver; Austrian, Canadian and Mexican GP winner in 1970 (4) 18. Nigel ....., Aston Villa 1982 European Cup Final-winning goalkeeper (5) 20. Jessica ....., 2012 Olympic heptathlon gold medallist (5) 21. ... Park, 1896-1998 Reading FC home (3) 22. Jason ....., 1996-99 Ipswich defender (5) 23 and 12 Down. 2011-13 Swindon Town manager (5,2,5)

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Ricardo ....., 2007-09 Tottenham Hotspur defender whose former clubs included Benfica and Braga (5) 2. Bath Rugby flanker; 1984 England Test debutant against Scotland at Murrayfield (3,4) 3. Marcel ...., 2013 Trophee Hassan II and 2014 BMW Masters-winning golfer (4) 4. See 9 Across.

5. Estimated standard golf score (3) 6. In golf, an old name for a No. 3 wood (5) 12. See 23 Across.

13. See 7 Across.

14. Zoran ....., Serbia and CSKA Moscow winger at Manchester United from 2009-10 (5) 16. Former Spain U-21 and Newcastle striker now at CA Osasuna (5) 17. Troy ...., 1995 World Championships high jump gold medallist (4) 19 and 11 Across. 1998-2000 Doncaster Rovers player-manager (3,6)

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£2,727

(3) 1022 MR STRUTTER (53)(C,D,G)(H) J J Quinn 3 9 6 ........J Hart ★99 (2) 015L BE BOLD (12)(D,S)(V) Rebecca Bastiman 5 9 6 ....D Tudhope 85 (1) 03LL TWENTYSVNTHLANCERS (50)(D3,G,S)(B*) P Midgley 4 9 3......G Lee 90 (7) 4006 DAPPER MAN (5)(D,G) Roger Fell 3 9 2 ........... T Hamilton 90 (4) 6204 STRINGYBARK CREEK (13)(D,A) M Channon 3 8 11 ... David Egan (3) 91 (6) 04L0 SPIKE (14)(D,G)(B,T*) D McCain 4 8 7Connor Murtagh (7) 93 (5) 0-L0 PRECIOUS SKYE (108) Ronald Thompson 3 8 6 ...P Aspell 79 (8) 0-L0 EQUIPE (5)(H*) R M Whitaker 3 8 6 ........................C Hardie 80 LONG HANDICAP: Spike 8-2, Precious Skye 8-2, Equipe 8-1.

Star Betting: — 13-8 Mr Strutter, 4 Stringybark Creek, 9-2 Be Bold, 6 Dapper Man, 8 Twentysvnthlancers, 12 Spike, 25 Others.

STARFORM: SPIKE DANGER: Stringybark Creek

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NICK QUINN 50 NOT OUT HANDICAP Class 4

CHUTNEY 2-1fav (9-3) In touch, ridden STARFORM MANGO to chase winner final furlong, no impression, 2nd of 9, 7l behind Tadaawol (9-0) at Catterick 7f hcp 0-75 (5) sft in Aug. Benjamin Thomas 7-4fav (9-1) Dwelt, mid-division, headway over 2f out, chased leaders over 1f out, never a threat, 5th of 9, 4l behind Alfie’s Angel (9-4) at Ayr 6f hcp 0-75 (5) gs in Aug. Fieldsman 5-2 (9-11) Dwelt, close up, ridden and headway to lead over 1f out, headed inside final furlong, 2nd of 7, ¾l behind Warsaw Road (8-13) at Yarmouth 7f hcp 0-80 (4) gf in Aug. My Dad Syd 11-4fav (9-0) Close up, ridden over 2f out, weakened over 1f out, 11th of 12, 22l behind Mountain Rescue (9-6) at Newmarket 7f hcp 0-85 (4) gd in Aug. STARFORM: MANGO CHUTNEY DGR: Benjamin Thomas

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For which three clubs has Brighton & Hove Albion defender Liam Rosenior already played in the Premier League?

Which Spanish cyclist won the 2017 Vuelta a Burgos?

Who did Roger Federer beat in straight sets in his first Wimbledon singles tennis championship final in 2003?

Which amateur golfer won the Silver Medal at The Open in 2017?

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1 (7) L156 DREAMING TIME (14)(D,A) J Tate 9 13 ......P Hainey (10) 98 2 (10) 11L2 GOLDEN GUEST (5)(G) G Margarson 9 11 ..Jane Elliott (6) 93 3 (5) 0615 STUBYTUESDAY (18)(G,S) M W Easterby 9 11 .. Harrison Shaw (10) 89 4 (3) 2443 HALINKA (23) R Varian 9 10........................ David Egan (3) ★99 5 (1) 45L6 DREAM TEAM (16)(D2,A)(P) M Dods 9 9 C Rodriguez (6) 97 6 (4) -036 OUR GRETA (35)(C,S) M Appleby 9 7...... A Rawlinson (3) 90 7 (9) 0L04 ARMAGNAC (15) M Bell 9 6....................Tristan Price (10) 90 8 (2) -440 SUSSEX GIRL (23) J Berry 9 4 ................Nicola Currie (7) 92 9 (8) 2-00 BUSKIN RIVER (14) J Eustace 9 4.....Adam J McNamara 85 10(11) 3304 KILBAHA LADY (27)(S)(T) N Tinkler 9 3 ..........R Scott (3) 83 11 (6) 0533 LADY VOLANTE (120) Rebecca Menzies 9 2. Hollie Doyle 97 Star Betting: — 4 Armagnac, 5 Stubytuesday, 11-2 Dreaming Time, 6 Golden Guest, 7 Kilbaha Lady, 8 Halinka, 10 Dream Team, 12, others.

2016: Hijran 9 8, T Clark 3-1 Fav (M Appleby), drawn (8), 9 ran.

STARFORM: KILBAHA LADY DANGER: Dreaming Time

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INEXES (8)(G,S)(P) Mrs M Fife 5 9 12 .................B McHugh 88 ZYLAN (32)(D,A,G) Roger Fell 5 9 12 ................ T Hamilton 85 FIELDSMAN (10)(D3,G) D O’Meara 5 9 11 ........D Tudhope ★99 GOD WILLING (27)(D,G)(B) D Carroll 6 9 8 ...Ger O’Neill (7) 88 MY DAD SYD (28)(BF,D,G,S)(V) I Williams 5 9 7 M Fernandes (7) 90 6 (10) 3112 MANGO CHUTNEY (24)(BF,CD2,D2,G)(P) J J Davies 4 9 3 P Makin 98 7 (8) 1025 BENJAMIN THOMAS (18)(BF,S)(V) J J Quinn 3 9 3 .. J Hart 95 8 (6) 1535 FAVOURITE TREAT (5)(C,D3,A,G,S)(E) Mrs R Carr 7 9 2 J Garritty 88 9 (5) 0503 CHAPLIN BAY (20)(D2,A,G)(P) Mrs R Carr 5 9 1 J P Sullivan 95 10 (3) 213L ROUND THE ISLAND (55)(A,G) R M Whitaker 4 9 0 L Edmunds (3) 96 11 (9) 6633 VINCENZO COCCOTTI (13)(D2,A,G) K C-Brown 5 8 12 Hollie Doyle (3) 93 12(12) 2246 KIRKHAM (20)(P) Julie Camacho 4 8 12 ..............Joe Doyle 90 Star Betting: — 4 Fieldsman, 6 Mango Chutney, 7 Benjamin Thomas, Vincenzo Coccotti, My Dad Syd, 10 Chaplin Bay, Kirkham, 12 others.

2016: Whozthecat 9 8 10, G Gibbons 5-1 (D Carroll), drawn (10), 10 ran.

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Psychedelic Rock 1-2fav (11-4) Chased winner, pushed along after 3 out, ridden before last, kept on well run in, just failed, 2nd of 8, ns behind Balancing Time (10-11) at Fontwell 2m 2f nh nov hdl (4) gf in Aug. Ckalco Des Loges 11-2 (11-7) Held up in touch, under pressure 3 out, no impression, 4th of 7, 21l behind Tintern Theatre (11-7) at Ludlow 2m 5f nh nov hdl (4) gs in Apr. Whiskey Baron 50-1 (10-11) Mid-division, weakened after 4 out, tailed off, 7th of 12, 49l behind Burrows Lane (11-0) at Uttoxeter 2m 4f mdn hdl (4) gd in Jul.

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ABC B - Bangor S - Sandown T - Thirsk Airplane ......................T Ambre Des Marais .....B Anastazia ....................S Ann Without An E ......T Another Journey........B Anton Dolin ................B Aquadabra ..................S Archetype ...................S Armagnac ...................T Art Collection .............T Aviator ........................T Babyfact .....................S Ballycool.....................B Bathsheba Bay ..........S Be Bold .......................T Beachwalk ..................S Becky Sharp...............S Benjamin Thomas......T Big Time Maybe .........S Blacklooks..................S Bollin Joan .................T Braes Of Lochalsh.....T Breath Caught............S Breathable ..................T Buskin River ..............T Captain Dion ..............T Caviar Royale.............S Cernunnos..................B Chaplin Bay................T Chozen........................B Ckalco Des Loges .....B Classic Seniority .......T Clubs Are Trumps .....B Come On Louis ..........B Comselle.....................S Dapper Man ................T Dark Spec ...................S Deadly Move ..............B Delsheer .....................S Deshan........................B Dirilis Ertugrul ...........S Dollar And A Dream ..B Dr Doro .......................S Dr Robin .....................B Dragon Du Clos .........B Dream Team ...............T Dreamboat Annie.......S Dreaming Time ..........T Echo Cove ..................S El Hombre ..................T Elucidation .................S Emaraaty ....................S Emily Goldfinch .........S Endless Tangent........T Enzemble ....................S Eolian ..........................S Equipe.........................T Equus Millar ...............B Exhort .........................T Exprompt ....................S Favourite Treat ..........T Fieldsman ...................T Firenze Rosa ..............S Flashing Glance.........B Fleetwood Jack..........B French Flyer ...............T Frolic ...........................T Full Intention ..............T Gabriel’s Oboe ...........T Gamesters Icon .........T Gembari ......................S Gnaad .........................S God Willing ................T Gold Class..................B Golden Guest .............T Golden Guide .............T Golden Wolf ...............S Graffiti Master ............S Greenworldsolution...B Gwili Spar ...................B Halinka ........................T Hart Stopper...............T Harvest Wind .............S Helfire .........................S Hepijeu........................B Here’s Two .................S High Acclaim..............S History Writer.............S Icespire .......................S Inexes .........................T Isle Of Man .................S Ivy Leaguer ................S John Joiner ................S Keeper’s Choice ........S

1.50 2.00 4.25 2.20 2.00 2.00 1.40 3.55 5.10 4.05 3.30 2.10 3.45 3.20 2.55 2.45 2.45 4.40 1.40 2.45 2.20 3.30 3.20 1.50 5.10 4.05 3.20 3.10 4.40 2.35 4.15 4.05 3.10 2.00 1.40 2.55 2.45 3.45 2.45 4.50 3.20 4.50 2.10 3.10 2.35 5.10 1.40 5.10 3.20 4.05 3.55 2.45 4.25 2.20 2.45 5.00 2.55 4.15 2.20 3.20 4.40 4.40 1.40 2.35 2.00 1.50 2.20 4.05 1.50 2.20 3.20 2.10 4.40 4.50 5.10 1.50 5.00 3.20 2.00 2.00 5.10 4.05 3.55 4.25 3.45 4.25 3.55 2.45 3.55 4.40 3.20 1.40 2.10 5.00

Khismet ......................B Kilbaha Lady ..............T Kirkham ......................T Know Your Limit ........S Kodiac Express .........S La La Land .................S Lady Jayne .................S Lady Volante ..............T Land League ..............B Lexington Times ........T Little Dotty..................B Madame Bounty.........S Madeleine Bond .........S Mango Chutney..........T Masked Defender.......S Master Bones .............B Merdon Castle............S Minella Forfitness ......B Miss Osier ..................S Mississippi Miss ........S Mister Blue Sky..........S Moxy Mares ................T Mr Lando ....................B Mr Strutter ..................T Mujassam ...................T Muntadab....................T My Dad Syd ................T Night Spark ................S Noble Behest .............T Ocean Side .................S On Fire ........................T Onefootinparadise .....S Our Greta....................T Our Lord .....................S Peace And Plenty ......S Pillar Of Society .........S Pompey Chimes ........S Port Of Call.................S Poyle Emily ................S Precious Angel ..........S Precious Skye ............T Prince Khurram .........B Psychedelic Rock ......B Quick Recovery .........S Raleagh Mountain......B Red Alert ....................S Red Pike .....................T Related........................T Rising..........................S Ritasun .......................B Robin Weathers .........S Round The Island ......T Royal Marskell ...........B Rum Runner ...............S Sahalin ........................B Saint Contest .............B Sam Gold....................S Sarangoo ....................S Sebastian Beach........B Secret Asset...............S See The City ...............S Sempre Presto ...........T Sincerely Resdev.......T Spike ...........................T Spoof ..........................S St Peter’s Square.......B Stormin Tom ..............T Stringybark Creek .....T Stubytuesday .............T Sussex Girl.................T Taroum .......................B Taurean Dancer .........S Technological ............S The Armed Man .........T The Golden Cue .........S The Knot Is Tied ........T The Otmoor Poet .......B Trumps Up .................T Twentysvnthlancers ..T Twilight Spirit.............S Valleyofmilan .............B Ventura Royal ............T Very Honest ...............S Viking Hoard ..............S Vincenzo Coccotti .....T Violet’s Lads ..............S Weinberg ....................T Westbrook Bertie.......S What Happens Now ...B Whiskey Baron ..........B Whos De Baby ...........B Zaajer ..........................S Zalshah .......................S Zylan ...........................T

4.50 5.10 4.40 5.00 1.40 3.20 2.45 5.10 2.35 4.05 2.35 2.10 3.55 4.40 2.45 3.45 2.10 3.45 4.25 4.25 5.00 1.50 4.50 2.55 4.05 4.05 4.40 2.45 3.30 3.20 3.30 1.40 5.10 2.10 5.00 3.55 3.20 3.20 4.25 5.00 2.55 4.50 4.15 3.20 3.45 2.10 4.05 4.05 5.00 4.50 3.55 4.40 2.35 2.45 2.00 2.35 2.45 4.25 3.10 2.10 5.00 2.20 1.50 2.55 1.40 4.50 3.30 2.55 5.10 5.10 2.00 2.45 2.45 4.05 1.40 1.50 4.50 1.50 2.55 4.25 3.10 2.20 2.10 5.00 4.40 4.25 1.50 2.45 3.10 4.15 3.45 3.20 1.40 4.40

ALL options remain open for Cracksman following his brilliant Great Voltiguer victory last week, with the Prix Niel a possible target.

The improving colt put in one of the performances of the season by a middle-distance three-year-old when spreadeagling the field in the mile and a half Group Two on the Knavesmire last Wednesday.

And while trainer John Gosden and owner Anthony Oppenheimer had originally intended to put the colt away until next season, the Arc trial at Chantilly on September 10, for which there is a second entry stage today, is still on the agenda.

Cracksman holds entries in both the Irish and English Champion Stakes, as well as the Prix de l’Arc de Triomphe, for which his stablemate Enable is hot favourite.

Oppenheimer said: “I think Mr Gosden is just keeping an eye on the horse and trying to work things out.

“The horse is entered for the Arc, the Irish Champion Stakes, the English Champion Stakes and for the Prix Niel.”

However, if Enable stays on course to run in the Arc, it looks unlikely Gosden will opt for Cracksman to accompany his stablemate to Chantilly.

“If Enable is going to run in the Arc I don’t think he will want to take her on,” said Oppenheimer.

“I could be wrong, but it’s the

GREYHOUNDS SWINDON

KINSLEY 10.31 GRAY WIZARD (2) .............. Slatta Blue (5) 10.46 SKEOUGH BADGER (1)Slaneyside Tejay (2) 11.00 NIPPY BOLT (5) ..............Footfield Thor (3) 11.16 NIGHT TIME QUEEN (nap) (1) ... Slaneyside Adele (3) 11.31 STEEPLE RD NIDGE (2) .. Monbeg Alison (3) 11.44 DROOPYS ARK (1) ............. Swift Rage (4) 11.58 HOWLIKNOWYA (3)........ Droopys Asia (2) 12.17 MAINTENANCE MAN (4) ......Bisto Diva (2) 12.33 BOWERY PANTHER (nb) (5) ..Ballybough Conor (2) 12.47 LISSANE VIEW (6) .......Ballingarry Blue (4) 1.04 DERRYHOGAN LEO (3) . Griffin Passion (1) 1.19 ALMORADI MAI (6) ..... Slaneyside Biddy (5) 1.33 ARKSEY VIC (6) ............Old Fort Yankee (5) 1.49 KNOCKNABOUL TOM (4) . Scarthy Lass (3)

MOMORE

HOVE 2.08 2.27 2.47 3.07 3.28 3.48 4.08 4.27 4.47 5.07 5.22 5.38 5.56 6.11

KILLEACLE SIMBA (5) ..... Nods Chance (4) WHO NEEDS SPIRIT (nb) (1) .. Quaver Ava (3) MALLOGS SUAREZ (2) ..... Aegean Razl (3) FERRYFORTH DORA (nap) (1) ... Flackwell Spirit (4) DROOPYS TEQUILA (1) .Lightfoot Costa (4) DROOPYS ZIZZLES (1) ............ Echo Liz (2) DOWER BRAE (6) ..........Forelacka Send (3) WHERES JASPER (2) .........Newinn Hulk (3) WESTMEAD JOEY (1) ............Oneco Go (3) ABBODABBO DARLIN (1) Droopys Balistic (4) TIMETOGOHOME (2) ...... Romeo District (6) DIANES SMILER (1) ..........Maireads Mist (3) MINEOLA DUKE (6) ...............Mallogs Ali (5) BEANOS GINGER (2) ...............Sky Dive (3)

CRAYFORD 6.33 STOPHERS EDEN (3) .....Skiproe Delight 6.49 CUSHIE KERENA (5) ... Fawkham Ferrari 7.06 FUNNY PLEASURE (6) . Crossfield Janet 7.22 REALLY O RILEY (2) ........... Souley Blue 7.37 THATS WHY (6) ................. Jacobs Miller 7.53 SCAMPIE GIRL (5) ........ Poormans Pride 8.09 TIPP ON HOME (3)................... Some Jet 8.24 ASTRA BENEFIT (4) .... Romantic Amber 8.41 WHISTLING MALL (nb) (3) Droopys Nilla 8.57 MYSTICAL SYD (nap) (5)...Athing Called 9.12 BALLYMAC MAGDA (4) ... Droopys Jude 9.28 LEMMING BEN (6) .............Deputy Hawk 9.44 BRONCO BILLY (5) ......... Timeonhisside 10.00 WHITE FLY (6) .............. Weather Storm

10.38 CARA BLACKLEGS (2) Fealesuir Fungi (6) 10.53 KNOCKMANT VIC (nap) (2) ... Ballymac Bauble (1) 11.07 COZ IM HAPPY (3) .........Saucy Rumble (4) 11.23 AFAN STAR (4) ............Sporting Falcao (3) 11.37 KILLAHAS DAISY (3) .........Emmas Doll (2) 11.51 CHARLEYS LADY (1) ...... Rastafari Girl (2) 12.08 SUIRVIEW NAP (4) .........Rustys Peggy (2) 12.24 SOUTHROP PIP (2) .......Suirview Grady (3) 12.39 CU SITH FLY (3)................. Ventry Jack (6) 12.57 KNOCKGLASS TOM (2) .. Easy Badger (4) 1.11 CAULRY TINA (6) .......O Leary Diamond (5) 1.27 QUIVERS MAX (nb) (1) .....Make One Up (5) 1.44 HEDSOR CLOUDY (1) ......... Hedsor Baz (4) 1.58 ISABELLAS CHARM (4) .....Polly Doodle (5)

2.18 2.37 2.57 3.17 3.38 3.58 4.18 4.37 4.57 5.17 5.33 5.47 6.04 6.18

COOLOGUE CAT (nap) (4) .Poppadom Pedro (2) RATTLING HAWK (4) ..........Jimbokimbo (2) WESTMEAD HUNTER (6) Moss Lane Greg (1) PROUD MEL (4) ................Skyfall Buster (3) WEATHER BALLOON (4) ....Ryders Ellie (6) ROMEO ACCLAIM (nb) (2) ..... Miss Holz (5) ARDERA AINE (4) .............. Folleys Dotty (2) FABULOUS STATUS (5) ...... Swift Glory (6) FERNLEIGH LADY (4) ..........Bellside Liz (5) BRODSY (5).....................Didyouhearthat (6) SUPREME PRAGUE (5) ...... Manic Joker (2) PAWSFORBAKER (5) ............ Well Worn (4) SUPREME LONDON (2) Moyar Princess (5) CUPCAKE LANE (1) .. Fozzie Fruppence (2)

SUNDERLAND RPTV (4) (4) (1) (1) (1) (4) (5) (6) (5) (6) (6) (4) (3) (3)

7.25 SHELBY BOBIDEN (3) .. Elusive Russian (5) 7.39 DEVON DION (6) ...........Kellymount Cian (5) 7.54 SANS TREVE (6) ..................... Keel Gold (5) 8.11 STARSHINETEXAS (nap) (3)Topstar Fox (4) 8.27 CLAMPETT FOAN (6) .........Cu Sith Uine (5) 8.44 JOGON MARK (1) ............ Nut Hill Martin (2) 9.00 LOOKS LIKE EGYPT (1) ... Ballyshannon One (6) 9.16 ROSSMORE LIL (5) ...... Havana Tip Top (3) 9.33 SILVERHILL PARK (2) .... Millwood Susie (3) 9.49 GROUP FLYER (5) ............Ardrahan Arlo (2) 10.05 ALLPOINTS FLYER (nb) (4) .. Walk Tall (6) 10.20 FORTISSAT PUMA (3) ....... Geneva Lily (2) 10.35 SUNCROFT SUZIE (1) .. Lumina Taipan (5)

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SOLID FORM: Haggas

Robin can bat off rivals ■ by PATRICK WEAVER ROBIN WEATHERS showed such a good attitude to racing on his debut at Salisbury that he can maintain an unbeaten record on his first start in a handicap at Sandown.

Showing no signs of inexperience, ROBIN WEATHERS (3.55) won in a head-bobbing finish by a nose from Killay.

The runner-up has since gone back to Salisbury to win a maiden comfortably so the form looks solid and Pat Cosgrave, William Haggas’ principal jockey, rides the horse in public for the first time.

Best bet of the day at the Esher track, however, is Bathsheba Boy, who represents the powerful Ryan Moore – Richard Hannon combination.

BATHSHEBA BOY (3.20, nap) has improved with each run and he was beaten only by Mark Johnston’s Dee Ex Bee in a hot maiden worth £19,000 to the winner at Goodwood.

EMILY GOLDFINCH (4.25, nb) could prove the value option in the seven-furlong fillies’ handicap.

Her last two turf starts have produced a Lingfield win and a short head second to Whispered Kiss at Newmarket,

■ by NEIL RANDON

same jockey (Frankie Dettori) so I don’t think we’d want to change if we can help it.

“He may decide, depending on ground conditions and everything else, not to run the horse this year.

“What we don’t want is for the horse to have a hard race going into the winter. He had a very nice race at York and he knew it, too.

“We’ll just have to wait and see as the trainer is keeping all his options open.”

Currently Enable, who won the Yorkshire Oaks by five lengths at York, is even-money favourite to become the first British-trained filly to win the Arc, while Cracksman is 8-1.

Emphatic Connections of Eminent have also yet to decide whether to aim for the Qipco Irish Champion Stakes or the Prix de l’Arc de Triomphe.

Martyn Meade’s stable star returned to the winners’ circle with an emphatic display of frontrunning to win the Prix Guillaume d’Ornano at Deauville last month.

Freddie Meade, assistant to his father, said: “He’s in very good order and it’s just which of the options we go for.

“There’s the Irish Champion or the Arc. I think the Champion Stakes at Ascot will be too late in the year. We don’t want to run him on bad ground.”

■

CRACKERJACK: Cracksman was impressive at York

BAGS WINNERS AND PRICES CRAYFORD

2.18: Newlawn Jimbob (5) 5-1, Out of Florida (6) 2-1 fav, bf: £20.99, tri: (5-6-3) £63.39.

2.37: Snowdon Amy (1) 3-1, Lord Kilgraney (4) 5-1, bf: £21.95, tri: (1-4-6) £63.69. 2.57: American Beauty (1) 3-1, Geanie Boy (2) 6-1, bf: £20.74, tri: (1-23) £44.84. 3.17: Stopthislad (2) 7-2, Turbine Thallo (1) 7-1, bf: £27.87, tri: (2-1-4) £85.55. 3.38: O Leary Tune (4) 3-1, Knockglass Rose (1) 6-1, bf: £25.17, tri: (4-15) £99.15. 3.58: Canvas Bounce (5) 5-2 fav, Movilla Mel (6) 4-1, bf: £14.56, tri: (5-6-1) £37.86.

4.18: Fridays Rachael (2) 3-1, Kisses For You (6) 5-2 fav, bf: £14.64, tri: (2-6-1) £41.59. 4.37: Dani With Aneye (5) 4-1, Newlawn Sandra (2) 4-1, bf: £28.91, tri: (5-2-3) £90.86. 4.57: Lets Go Again (3) 4-1, Hollyhillcronody (1) 8-1, bf: £37.68, tri: (3-1-2) £90.75. 5.17: Razmataz Dazl (3) 4-1, Treatmethesame (1) 6-1, bf: £29.76, tri: (3-1-2) £117.55. 5.33: Ballydaniel Boss (6) 7-2, Sharons Bling (1) 3-1 fav, bf: £16.30, tri: (6-1-3) £45.05. 5.47: Cronody Susie (1) 9-4 fav, Jimmys Greaves (4) 7-2, bf: £12.18, tri: (1-4-2) £37.56. 6.04: Seavale Dream (5) 4-1, Coley Wobbler (2) 3-1 jt-fav, bf: £22.39, tri: (5-2-1) £62.93. 6.18: Eytukan (5) 3-1 jtfav, Ferryforth Style (1) 5-1, bf: £22.71, tri: (5-1-6) £61.68. Placer (£1 stake) (Races 1-6) £530.00, (Races 9-14) £645.00.

ROMFORD

2.08: Empty Vessels (3) 11-4, Black Sniper (2) 6-1, bf: £19.89, tri: (3-2-6) £56.06. 2.27: Bonville Hermes (1) 7-2, Sparta Turbo (2) 3-1, bf: £14.91, tri: (1-2-5) £33.11.

2.47: Whizzy Rascal (5) 2-1 fav, Armchair Clarky (4) 6-1, bf: £17.37, tri: (5-4-1) £38.24. 3.07:

ROMFORD RPTV

Heavenly Carolyn (2) 3-1, Flemish Status (3) 4-1, bf: £18.65, tri: (2-3-4) £60.71. 3.28: Gable Echo (1) 5-2, Ballydorgan Lily (3) 5-1, bf: £15.26, tri: (1-36) £42.84. 3.48: Ardrahan Zorro (6) 3-1, To Tone Steve (5) 5-1, bf: £19.00, tri: (6-5-1) £46.43. 4.08: Webbys Tinkle (5) 3-1, Usain Im Cool (1) 2-1 fav, bf: £13.48, tri: (5-1-4) £33.01. 4.27: Surfing Joe (1) 5-2 fav, Hulla Pedro (4) 4-1, bf: £15.10, tri: (1-4-2) £45.21.

4.47: Cassies Girl (5) 4-1, Alfjack (1) 7-2, bf: £24.13, tri: (5-1-4) £58.57. 5.07: Devon Call (2) 8-1, Chopchop Colin (3) 6-4 fav, bf: £30.00, tri: (2-3-6) £90.90. 5.22: Chilli Squid (3) 5-1, Swift Magnum (2) 5-1, bf: £34.15, tri: (3-2-4) £104.88. 5.38: Catunda Roma (1) 7-2, Young Swallow (2) 9-2, bf: £19.87, tri: (1-2-3) £53.70.

5.56: Reel Tricky (2) 5-1, Any Gargle (1) 7-2, bf: £24.79, tri: (2-1-6) £87.00. 6.11: Gable Rocky (6) 9-2, Harley Dee (4) 5-2 fav, bf: £21.06, tri: (6-4-5) £62.37.

Placer (£1 stake) (Races 1-6) £201.00, (Races 9-14) £695.00.

SHEFFIELD

11.11: Boomtown Brave (4) 3-1, Grove Field (1) 9-4, bf: £14.95, tri: (4-1-5) £57.41. 11.28: Class Action (1) 11-4, Whinmoor Inky (3) 6-1, bf: £20.05, tri: (1-36) £42.69. 11.42: Allen Wizard (3) 8-1, Her In Doors (6) 7-2, bf: £48.55, tri: (3-6-2) £114.55.

11.57: Slaneyside Kiwi (3) 6-4 fav, Monamintra Jodie (2) 3-1, bf: £7.09, tri: (3-2-6) £20.63.

12.12: Return The Call (5) 7-2, Blackrose Camino (1) 4-1, bf: £25.32, tri: (5-1-4) £65.69. 12.27: Isnt That Nice (1) 6-1, Marinas Flyer (2) 6-1, bf: £38.03, tri: (1-24) £130.48. 12.42: Amazing Charm (5) 9-2, Roger Variance (4) 3-1, bf: £25.99, tri: (5-4-3) £80.68. 12.58: Swift Rocco (2) 7-2, Russanda Gara (3) 11-8 fav,

bf: £12.12, tri: (2-3-1) £26.07.

1.12: Mustang Lucky (3) 5-2, Twiglet (2) 4-1, bf: £15.56, tri: (3-2-1) £64.85. 1.27: Arkley Gate (2) 4-1, Bodell Katie (3) 7-4 fav, bf: £15.77, tri: (2-3-6) £48.86.

1.44: Sullane Jet (4) 11-8 fav, Your Shout (2) 6-1 and Jaydee (6) 4-1 (dd-ht 2nd), bf: (4-6) 3.82, (4-2) 5.42, tri: (4-6-2) £11.48, (4-2-6) £13.82. 1.58: Cons Rocket (5) 3-1, Bodell Kitty (2) 5-1, bf: £26.12, tri: (5-2-6) £55.22. Placer (£1 stake) (Races 1-6) £1383.00, (Races 7-12) £77.90.

SUNDERLAND

11.03: Ardrahan Alley (4) 6-4 fav, Fairholme Blend (3) 3-1, bf: £7.01, tri: (4-3-6) £15.15. 11.19: Linton Littlemix (4) 4-1, Reagrove Marj (2) 6-1, bf: £35.14, tri: (4-2-1) £106.56. 11.34: Lisquinlan Steel (1) 7-2, Itsnotaring (2) 4-1, NR: Ryecroft Harley (res), bf: £18.50, tri: (1-25) £0.00. 11.48: Highclere Bolt (1) 6-1, Fearsome Lunar (6) 7-4 fav, bf: £20.13, tri: (1-6-4) £80.62.

12.04: Suirview Farah (1) 4-5 fav, Rathcoole Blue (2) 6-1, bf: £6.96, tri: (1-2-6) £16.02. 12.18: Headford Brandy (2) 7-2, Upintheditch (1) 8-1, bf: £28.82, tri: (2-1-6) £69.21. 12.32: Leeholme Pixie (5) 5-2 jt-fav, Daring Maestro (2) 5-1, bf: £19.04, tri: (5-2-4) £44.04. 12.47: Triptych (1) 6-4 jt-fav, Autumn Marina (3) 6-1, bf: £11.76, tri: (1-3-6) £18.01. 1.04: Erins Minder (5) 4-1, Amys Friend (2) 5-2, bf: £19.99, tri: (5-2-6) £69.53.

1.19: Zari Fudge (5) 6-1, Linton Toptotti (1) 5-2 jt-fav, bf: £27.53, tri: (5-1-6) £80.87. 1.33: Stretch Limmo (6) 5-2, Drive To Doon (4) 7-4 fav, bf: £8.67, tri: (6-4-1) £37.47. 1.51: Tracys Champ (6) 6-1, Straight Flush (3) 5-1, bf: £47.98, tri: (6-3-2) £97.39. Placer (£1 stake) (Races 1-6) £204.00, (Races 7-12) £165.00.

6.36

(A1)

400m

8.37

(Open)

400m

6.55

(S1)

575m

8.53

(Open)

225m

7.12

(Open)

400m

9.09

(Open)

400m

9.26

(Open)

400m

9.44

(Open)

575m

10.01

(Open)

575m

10.23

(Open)

575m

1 2 3 4 5 6

5634 Billhilly Fizz (rl ep) ..................... 24.29 3655 Act Cool (rl ep) ......................... 24.39 4454 SOOTY BABY (md ro) .............. 24.16 4132 Dinner Ashmole (md ep) ........... 24.46 2513 Chopchop Bloomer (md ro) ....... 24.23 4635 Lismadine Dream (wd ro) .......... 24.35 Star betting: 7-4 Sooty Baby, 3 Dinner Ashmole, 7-2 Act Cool, 4 Lismadine Dream.

1 2 3 4 5 6

3136 Dudleys Meilleur (sa fw) .......... 35.64 2554 Mustang Journey (md ep) ......... 35.71 2615 Mill Wheel (md ro) ..................... 35.68 5133 DADS GIFT (md ep).................. 35.66 3353 Swabys Norah (wd ep) .............. 35.63 6634 Pro Danger (wd ep) ................... 36.11 Star betting: 3 Dads Gift, Swabys Norah.

1 Jillypops () ................................. 00.00 2 33 Honest Robber (md ep) ........... 00.00 3 1131 IN THE MORNING (sa ro) ......... 24.44 4 536 Newinn Power (md ep) .............. 24.60 5 6236 Blue Haste (wd ro)..................... 00.00 6 2225 Hatfield Garry (md ep) ............... 00.00 Star betting: 7-4 In The Morning, 7-2 Honest Robber, 4 Newinn Power, Hatfield Garry.

7.29 1 2 3 4 5 6

(Open)

400m

5225 Newlawn Victor (rl ro) ................ 24.18 1156 Jaytee Babylon (rl ro) ................ 23.99 4122 Eaton Fields (ep ro) ................... 24.20 2516 BLACKSTONE LEVI (wd ro) .... 00.00 6224 Wildfire Angel (md ep) ............. 24.09 6132 Moyola Cruach (wd ep) ............. 00.00 Star betting: 5-2 Blackstone Levi, 3 Newlawn Victor, 7-2 Wildfire Angel.

7.46 1 2 3 4 5 6

(Open)

400m

4541 Ashakiran (wd ep)...................... 24.31 2425 Plan Ahead (md fw) .................. 24.80 544 BUBBLY PANTHER (sa ro)...... 00.00 3 Lukewarm ()............................... 24.38 4353 Rushbrook Rocco (sa ro) .......... 24.57 6246 Wildfire Glow (md ep) ................ 24.17 Star betting: 7-4 Bubbly Panther, 4 Plan Ahead, Ashakiran, Rushbrook Rocco.

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1 1554 Butdarewastwo (rl ep)................ 24.25 2 Castlehill Wally () ....................... 00.00 3 Saleen Story ()........................... 00.00 4 651 DROOPYS WISPA (wd ep)....... 24.16 5 2432 Dunquin Vic (wd ep) ................ 24.03 6 6214 Bali Boy (wd ro) ......................... 24.42 Star betting: 7-4 Droopys Wispa, 7-2 Dunquin Vic, 4 Bali Boy, 5 Saleen Story.

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2151 SNEEZYS FLO (ep ro) .............. 24.17 5651 Roxholme Chloe (md ro) ........... 00.00 3 Bonville Kerr (rl fw) .................... 24.58 5424 Gemini King (md ep) ................. 24.85 2233 Ballymac Ovanny (sa ro) ......... 24.10 1632 Night Bomber (wd ep) ............... 24.12 Star betting: 5-2 Sneezys Flo, 7-2 Ballymac Ovanny, Night Bomber.

1 2 3 4 5 6

6446 Courts Ad Jake (md ro) ............. 24.00 3515 Droopys Novak (rl ro) ................ 24.19 5111 KILARA RAZZ (NAP) (rl ro)...... 00.00 5325 Pro Power (md ro) ..................... 24.09 6245 Sneezys Thunder (sa ro) ........... 24.40 6554 Chancer Mac (wd ep) ............... 24.14 Star betting: 5-2 Kilara Razz, 3 Chancer Mac, 4 Pro Power, Sneezys Thunder.

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1413 Fortunate Star (rl ro) .................. 00.00 1445 Canvas Costa (ep md) .............. 13.60 1311 Rahyvira Castle (md ep) .......... 00.00 1243 WALK THE TALK (md ro) ........ 13.51 2332 Tread Lightly (wd sa) ................. 13.84 6422 Profound (ep ro) ........................ 13.63 Star betting: 5-2 Walk The Talk, 3 Rahyvira Castle, 4 Fortunate Star.

1 2 3 4 5 6

3112 Chosenonawhim (rl ep) ............. 24.25 2642 Pukka Tyler (ep ro) .................... 24.27 2152 Droopys Kitkat (rl ro) ................. 24.50 141 Move Over Eliza (wd ep) ........... 24.03 4311 TANGLED UPINBLUE (nb) (wd ep) 24.22 1421 Bossy Wade (sa ro).................. 23.94 Star betting: 2 Tangled Upinblue, 5-2 Move Over Eliza, Bossy Wade, 5 Droopys Kitkat.

1 2 3 4 5 6

3615 Newlawn Peter (sa fw) .............. 23.98 3315 Droopys Calm (sa ro) ................ 24.42 1153 CLONDOTY ALEX (rl fw).......... 23.94 3636 Piemans Flash (md ep) ............. 23.95 2655 Pass To Go (wd ep).................. 23.95 3225 Ginas Blue (wd fw) .................... 00.00 Star betting: 2 Clondoty Alex, 5-2 Pass To Go, 4 Newlawn Peter, Ginas Blue.

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5215 Droopys Zigzag (rl ep) ............. 00.00 4464 Piemans Bullet (sa fw)............... 35.68 Baran Lukaku () ......................... 00.00 1343 PARKWEST PANTHER (rl ro) .. 35.59 4425 Clairkeith Chloe (md ro) ............ 00.00 3223 Springwell Sip (sa fw) ................ 00.00 Star betting: 5-2 Parkwest Panther, 4 Piemans Bullet, Baran Lukaku.

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2115 Roxholme Dan (md ep) ............. 36.41 5134 Ninja Storm (md ro) ................... 00.00 1533 Young Columbus (ep ro) ......... 35.87 THOR TAGG (wd ep) ................ 00.00 6442 Bevs Bandit (wd ro) ................... 35.72 2131 Capusotto (md ro)...................... 00.00 Star betting: 5-2 Thor Tagg, 4 Ninja Storm, Young Columbus, Roxholme Dan. 1 2 3 4 5 6

6333 RUBYS RAZZLE (rl ro) ............. 35.32 1423 Master Jim (rl ro) ....................... 00.00 3422 Clodagh Warrior (md ep) ........... 35.37 3241 Halfway To Ricky (md ep) ....... 35.46 6551 Camps Wonder (md ro) ............. 35.40 5115 Rushwee Return (md ep) .......... 00.00 Star betting: 2 Rubys Razzle, 4 Master Jim, Clodagh Warrior, Halfway To Ricky.

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ROB BURROW made his comeback in style last night as Leeds saw off Challenge Cup winners Hull.

The veteran star hadn’t played for three months after shoulder surgery and wasn’t due to start this game.

He was named on the bench but got a late call into the halves when Joel Moon was crocked in the warm-up.

And Burrow took his chance with a bang, being awarded a try after only four minutes despite Tom Briscoe looking to have knocked on.

He also set up a try for centre Liam Sutcliffe as the home side took control of the first half.

In the second half he got lucky when he avoided a red card, even though he seemed to head-butt Jake Connor.

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LEADING MAN: Liam Sutcliffe goes over for the third Rhinos try last night

The win all but sealed a home tie in the play-offs for Leeds, but third-placed Hull are looking over their shoulders.

The Cup winners had just five days to recover from their Wembley heroics and they put up a terrific fight.

But this defeat leaves them five points adrift of second-placed Leeds.

Tries by Steve Michaels – one of four changes from the final – and Scott Taylor kept them in the scrap.

But Leeds led 24-14 at half-time after further tries from Brad Singleton and Mitch Garbutt, plus Kallum Watkins’ four goals.

Hull, who had skipper Gareth Ellis sin-binned in the first half, cut the gap to one point behind four points fourth-placed Wakefield, through Danny who travel to Salford Washbrook’s tonight. try, but Adam Red Devils half-back Cuthbertson Michael Dobson, who is replied with a out with a thumb injury, try for Leeds. is quitting to return to Hull struck Australia. again through Huddersfield, who play Josh Bowden Castleford at home but Matt tonight, have extended Parcell crushed Jordan Rankin’s their hopes on short-term deal to a 79 minutes. three-year contract.

Derby shoot-out thrills Wilkin JON WILKIN believes tonight’s derby with Wigan will be one of the clashes of the Super League season.

St Helens are only fifth, while Wigan are one place behind them.

But with one of them still able to reach the Grand Final, Saints skipper Wilkin (left) says the cut-throat

■ by JULIE STOTT game will be relished by supporters.

He said: “We are both scrapping for our play-off lives and both teams’ season is in the balance.

“It makes it very difficult for whoever loses to make the top four, so a derby in which we’re both fighting for our lives is exciting stuff.”

The two bitter rivals sit

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LEWIS HAMILTON said yesterday he will sign a new deal with Mercedes later this year, ending speculation he could retire.

The 32-year-old triple world champion’s current deal runs out at the end of 2018.

“I plan to extend but there is no rush,” said the Brit.

MARK CAVENDISH will race in the Tour of Britain, starting in Edinburgh on Sunday, after recovering from breaking a shoulder blade in the Tour de France.

Chris Froome survived a breakdown and two crashes to hold on to a 59-second lead after stage 12 of the Tour of Spain.

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WORLD CUP QUALIFIER: MALTA v ENGLAND

ROAD TO RUSSIA The nine group winners qualify, while the eight best runners-up – ranked according to all results bar those against the team finishing bottom of their group – will play-off for the four remaining spots.

Russia seeded as hosts.

Group A Yesterday Bulgaria (2) ................3 Sweden (2) ..............2 Manolev 12 Kostadinov 33 Chochev 79

Lustig 29 Berg 44 Att: 9,500

France (1) ..................4 Holland (0) ...............0 Griezmann 14 Lemar 73, 88 Mbappe 90

Sent off: Strootman 62

Luxembourg (0) ........1 Belarus (0) ...............0 Da Mota Alves 60

P France ..................7 Sweden ................7 Bulgaria ...............7 Holland ................7 Belarus ................7 Luxembourg ........7

Att: 2,752

W 5 4 4 3 1 1

D 1 1 0 1 2 1

L 1 2 3 3 4 5

F 15 14 12 13 4 7

A 5 7 14 10 12 17

Pts 16 13 12 10 5 4

Results: Belarus 0 France 0, Bulgaria 4 Luxembourg 3, Sweden 1 Holland, France 4 Bulgaria 1, Holland 4 Belarus 1, Luxembourg 0 Sweden 1, Belarus 1 Luxembourg 1, Holland 0 France 1, Sweden 3 Bulgaria 0, France 2 Sweden 1, Bulgaria 1 Belarus 0, Luxembourg 1 Holland 3, Bulgaria 2 Holland 0, Luxembourg 1 France 3, Sweden 4 Belarus 0, Belarus 2 Bulgaria 1, Holland 5 Luxembourg 0, Sweden 2 France 1. Next fixtures – Sunday: Belarus v Sweden, Holland v Bulgaria, France v Luxembourg.

Group B Yesterday

Hungary (2)................3 Latvia (1)..................1 Kadar 6 Szalai 27 Solovjovs 68og

Freimanis 40 Att: 20,000

Portugal (2)................5 Faroe Islands (1) .....1 Ronaldo 3, 29pen, 64 Baldvinsson 38 Carvalho 58 Att: 25,087 Oliveira 84

Switzerland (1) ..........3 Andorra (0) ..............0 Seferovic 42, 63 Lichtsteiner 67

P Switzerland..........7 Portugal ...............7 Hungary ...............7 Faroe Islands ......7 Andorra................7 Latvia ...................7

W 7 6 3 1 1 1

D 0 0 1 2 1 0

L 0 1 3 4 5 6

F 15 27 11 3 2 3

A 3 4 8 15 16 15

Pts 21 18 10 5 4 3

Results: Andorra 0 Latvia 1, Faroe Islands 0 Hungary 0, Switzerland 2 Portugal 0, Hungary 2 Switzerland 3, Latvia 0 Faroe Islands 2, Portugal 6 Andorra 0, Andorra 1 Switzerland 2, Faroe Islands 0 Portugal 6, Latvia 0 Hungary 2, Hungary 4 Andorra 0, Portugal 4 Latvia 1, Switzerland 2 Faroe Islands 0, Andorra 0 Faroe Islands 0, Portugal 3 Hungary 0, Switzerland 1 Latvia 0, Andorra 1 Hungary 0, Faroe Islands 0 Switzerland 2, Latvia 0 Portugal 3. Next fixtures – Sunday: Faroe Islands v Andorra, Hungary v Portugal,

Latvia v Switzerland.

Group C Today

Czech Republic v Germany (7.45pm) ...............

Norway v Azerbaijan (7.45pm)...........................

San Marino v Northern Ireland (7.45pm) ..........

P Germany ..............6 N IRELAND ..........6 Czech Republic ...6 Azerbaijan ...........6 Norway.................6 San Marino ..........6

W 6 4 2 2 1 0

D 0 1 3 1 1 0

L 0 1 1 3 4 6

F 27 11 9 3 6 1

A Pts 1 18 2 13 5 9 9 7 10 4 30 0

Results: Czech Rep 0 Northern Ireland 0, Norway 0 Germany 3, San Marino 0 Azerbaijan 1, Azerbaijan 1 Norway 0, Germany 3 Czech Rep 0, Northern Ireland 4 San Marino 0, Czech Republic 0 Azerbaijan 0, Germany 2 Northern Ireland 0, Norway 4 San Marino 1, Czech Rep 2 Norway 1, Northern Ireland 4 Azerbaijan 0, San Marino 0 Germany 8, Azerbaijan 1 Germany 4, Northern Ireland 2 Norway 0, San Marino 0 Czech Republic 6, Azerbaijan 0 Northern Ireland 1, Germany 7 San Marino 0, Norway 1 Czech Rep 1.

Fixtures – Monday: Azerbaijan v San Marino, Germany v Norway, Northern Ireland v Czech Rep. Oct 5: Azerbaijan v Czech Rep, Northern Ireland v Germany, San Marino v Norway. Oct 8: Czech Rep v San Marino, Germany v Azerbaijan, Norway v Northern Ireland.

Group D

Tomorrow

Georgia v Rep of Ireland (5pm) .........................

Serbia v Moldova (5pm) .....................................

Wales v Austria (7.45pm, Cardiff City)..............

P Serbia...................6 REP IRELAND .....6 WALES.................6 Austria .................6 Georgia ................6 Moldova ...............6

W 3 3 1 2 0 0

D 3 3 5 2 3 2

L 0 0 0 2 3 4

F 13 8 9 9 6 4

A Pts 7 12 4 12 5 8 8 8 10 3 15 2

Results: Georgia 1 Austria 2, Serbia 2 Rep of Ireland 2, Wales 4 Moldova 0, Austria 2 Wales 2, Moldova 0 Serbia 3, Rep of Ireland 1 Georgia 0, Moldova 1 Rep of Ireland 3, Serbia 3 Austria 2, Wales 1 Georgia 1, Austria 0 Rep of Ireland 1, Georgia 1 Moldova 1, Wales 1 Serbia 1, Austria 2 Moldova 0, Georgia 1 Serbia 3, Rep of Ireland 0 Wales 0, Moldova 2 Georgia 2, Rep of Ireland 1 Austria 1, Serbia 1 Wales 1.

Fixtures – Tuesday: Austria v Georgia, Moldova v Wales, Rep of Ireland v Serbia. Oct 6: Georgia v Wales, Austria v Serbia, Rep of Ireland v Moldova. Oct 9: Moldova v Austria, Serbia v Georgia, Wales v Rep of Ireland.

Group E Today

Denmark v Poland (7.45pm) ..............................

Kazakhstan v Montenegro (5pm) ......................

Romania v Armenia (7.45pm) ............................

P Poland..................6 Montenegro .........6 Denmark ..............6 Romania ..............6 Armenia ...............6 Kazakhstan..........6

W 5 3 3 1 2 0

D 1 1 1 3 0 2

L 0 2 2 2 4 4

F 15 14 10 7 7 4

A 7 7 6 7 14 16

Pts 16 10 10 6 6 2

Results: Denmark 1 Armenia 0, Kazakhstan 2 Poland 2, Romania 1 Montenegro 1, Armenia 0 Romania 5, Montenegro 5 Kazakhstan 0, Poland 3 Denmark 2, Denmark 0 Montenegro 1, Kazakhstan 0 Romania 0, Poland 2 Armenia 1, Armenia 3 Montenegro 2, Denmark 4 Kazakhstan 1, Romania 0 Poland 3, Armenia 2 Kazakhstan 0, Montenegro 1 Poland 2, Romania 0 Denmark 0, Kazakhstan 1 Denmark 3, Montenegro 4 Armenia 1, Poland 3 Romania 1. Next fixtures – Monday: Armenia v Denmark, Montenegro v Romania, Poland v Kazakhstan.

Group F Today

Lithuania v Scotland (7.45pm)...........................

Malta v England (7.45pm) ..................................

Slovakia v Slovenia (7.45pm) ............................

P ENGLAND ............6 Slovakia ...............6 Slovenia ...............6 SCOTLAND..........6 Lithuania..............6 Malta ....................6

W 4 4 3 2 1 0

D 2 0 2 2 2 0

L 0 2 1 2 3 6

F 10 12 6 9 6 2

A 2 4 3 10 11 15

Pts 14 12 11 8 5 0

Results: Lithuania 2 Slovenia 2, Malta 1 Scotland 5, Slovakia 0 England 1, England 2 Malta 0, Scotland 1 Lithuania 1, Slovenia 1 Slovakia 0, Lithuania 2 Malta 0, Slovakia 3 Scotland 0, Slovenia 0 England 0, England 3 Scotland 0, Malta 0 Slovenia 1, Slovakia 4 Lithuania 0, England 2 Lithuania 0, Malta 1 Slovakia 3, Scotland 1 Slovenia 0, Scotland 2 England 2, Slovenia 2 Malta 0, Lithuania 1 Slovakia 2.

Fixtures – Monday: England v Slovakia, Scotland v Malta, Slovenia v Lithuania. Oct 5: England v Slovenia, Malta v Lithuania, Scotland v Slovakia. Oct 8: Lithuania v England, Slovakia v Malta, Slovenia v Scotland.

Group G Tomorrow

Albania v Liechtenstein (5pm)...........................

Israel v Macedonia (7.45pm) ..............................

Spain v Italy (7.45pm) .........................................

P Spain ....................6 Italy ......................6 Albania.................6 Israel ....................6 Macedonia ...........6 Liechtenstein ......6

W 5 5 3 3 1 0

D 1 1 0 0 0 0

L 0 0 3 3 5 6

F 21 18 7 9 8 1

A Pts 3 16 4 16 8 9 12 9 13 3 24 0

Results: Albania 2 Macedonia 1, Israel 1 Italy 3, Spain 8 Liechtenstein 0, Italy 1 Spain 1, Liechtenstein 0 Albania 2, Macedonia 1 Israel 2, Albania 0 Spain 2, Israel 2 Liechtenstein 1, Macedonia 2 Italy 3, Albania 0 Israel 3, Liechtenstein 0 Italy 4, Spain 4 Macedonia 0, Italy 2 Albania 0, Liechtenstein 0 Macedonia 3, Spain 4 Israel 1, Israel 0 Albania 3, Italy 5 Liechtenstein 0, Macedonia 1 Spain 2. Next fixtures – Tuesday: Italy v Israel, Liechtenstein v Spain, Macedonia v Albania.

Group H Yesterday

Belgium (6) ................9 Gibraltar (0) .............0 Mertens 15 Meunier 18, 60, 67 Lukaku 21, 38, 84pen Witsel 27 Hazard 45 Sent off: Witsel 40

Sent off: Barnett 82 Att: 37,000

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Cyprus (0) ..................3 Bosnia-Herz (2) .......2 Christofi 65 Laban 67 Sunjic 33 Visca 44 Sotiriou 76 Att: 6,000

Greece (0) ..................0 Estonia (0) ...............0 P Belgium ...............7 Greece .................7 Bosnia-Herz.........7 Cyprus .................7 Estonia.................7 Gibraltar...............7

Att: 12,379

W 6 3 3 3 1 0

D 1 1 2 1 2 0

L 0 0 2 3 4 7

F 33 10 15 8 5 3

A 2 3 8 11 17 33

Pts 19 13 11 10 5 0

Results: Bosnia-Herz 5 Estonia 0, Cyprus 0 Belgium 3, Gibraltar 1 Greece 4, Belgium 4 Bosnia-Herz 0, Estonia 4 Gibraltar 0, Greece 2 Cyprus 0, Bosnia-Herz 2 Cyprus 0, Estonia 0 Greece 2, Gibraltar 0 Belgium 6, Belgium 8 Estonia 1, Cyprus 3 Gibraltar 1, Greece 1 Bosnia-Herz 1, Belgium 1 Greece 1, BosniaHerz 5 Gibraltar 0, Cyprus 0 Estonia 0, Bosnia-Herz 0 Greece 0, Estonia 0 Belgium 2, Gibraltar 1 Cyprus 2. Next fixtures – Sunday: Estonia v Cyprus, Greece v Belgium, Gibraltar v Bosnia-Herz.

Group I

Tomorrow

Croatia v Kosovo (7.45pm) ................................

Finland v Iceland (5pm)......................................

Ukraine v Turkey (7.45pm) .................................

P Croatia .................6 Iceland .................6 Turkey ..................6 Ukraine ................6 Finland .................6 Kosovo ................6

W 4 4 3 3 0 0

D 1 1 2 2 1 1

L 1 1 1 1 5 5

F 11 9 11 9 4 3

A 2 6 6 5 10 18

Pts 13 13 11 11 1 1

Results: Croatia 1 Turkey 1, Finland 1 Kosovo 1, Ukraine 1 Iceland 1, Iceland 3 Finland 2, Kosovo 0 Croatia 6, Turkey 2 Ukraine 2, Finland 0 Croatia 1, Iceland 2 Turkey 0, Ukraine 3 Kosovo 0, Croatia 2 Iceland 0, Turkey 2 Kosovo 0, Ukraine 1 Finland 0, Croatia 1 Ukraine 0, Kosovo 1 Iceland 2, Turkey 2 Finland 0, Finland 1 Ukraine 2, Iceland 1 Croatia 0, Kosovo 1 Turkey 4. Next fixtures – Tues: Iceland v Ukraine, Kosovo v Finland, Turkey v Croatia.

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PHIL THE FORCE: Jones and Jamie Vardy train with England yesterday

Harry has already bin in trouble ENGLAND new boy Harry Maguire admits he’s already bagged a yellow card from his mum.

Leicester’s new £17m defender turned up for England duty carrying all his kit in black bin bags. And it didn’t escape notice at home.

Maguire said: “I’ve seen the picture on Twitter with the bags. It was just full of boots and shin pads and dirty stuff which I’ll give the kit man.

“I’ll try and get some better luggage in future. My mum mentioned it. She sent me a text later on saying, ‘What’s with the bags?’” The

■ by DAVE ARMITAGE 24-year-old might ditch the bin man look next time but is not getting too carried away with his rapid rise.

“I try my best to keep my feet on the floor and stay humble, and let my ability do the talking,” said the former Hull defender.

“Obviously when you come to England it’s all a bit surreal for the first time. But I see myself as quite a laid back, composed character.”

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Three Lions at Euro 2016. He said: “It’s quite strange to think I was sat watching them in the stand in France against Slovakia – now I’m in the squad.

“I know how England fans feel. They are great and I’m sure wherever we play they will follow in numbers.”

As for the prospect of winning his first cap against Malta tonight, he admits it’s the stuff of dreams.

“It will be a proud moment. It’s something I’ve been thinking and dreaming of since I was a young kid.

I’m very passionate.”

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Chester in tester ■ by RALPH ELLIS JAMES CHESTER says it’s now or never for Wales.

Chris Coleman’s men go into tomorrow’s World Cup qualifier against Austria unbeaten in Group D. But five draws in six games means nothing but victory will be good enough to make it to the finals in Russia for the Euro 2016 semi-finalists.

“We are at the business end of the group now,” said Aston Villa defender Chester.

“Since I’ve played for Wales we’ve always talked about performances because then results follow.

But it is slightly different going into these next four games. We need to win.

“Having experienced what we did in France last year, we all want it again.

“You don’t get long in this career and the thought of watching the World Cup on TV is not a good one.”

Gordon so cool

■ from JEREMY CROSS in Valletta

■ by TOM BAXTER

PHIL JONES is out to have the last laugh on those who branded him a injury-prone flop.

SCOTLAND boss Gordon Strachan is refusing to panic as his side face a crunch World Cup qualifier against Lithuania in Vilnius tonight.

The Scots are six points behind leaders England and realistically need to win their last four matches to qualify for Russia 2018.

He will also have to do without Stoke midfielder Darren Fletcher, who has a knee injury.

But he said: “I don’t worry.

There is plenty of time to worry after the occasion.

“I am aware of what’s going on. I understand the importance but you relish it.

“It is a challenge. It is a different type of challenge but it is a challenge.

“I think we are good enough to win every game but we also have frailties that could make us lose every game.”

Jones appeared to have the world at his feet when he joined Manchester United from Blackburn for £18m in 2011.

He made his England debut that year and there seemed to be no stopping him.

Sir Alex Ferguson even made the startling claim Jones could go on to become “United’s greatest ever footballer”.

Usurping the likes of George Best, Eric Cantona and Cristiano Ronaldo was never going to happen, especially for a defender.

But fulfilling his potential has proven far more difficult than expected due to constant injury problems, loss of form and several changes in manager at United.

Crack His England career suffered as a result and Jones disappeared from the international scene for two years.

Now he is back, having returned to the fold earlier this year, to take another crack at proving he can be the defensive rock we all thought he could be.

Jones has earned rich praise from Jose Mourinho following an impressive start to the season at club level.

He is now looking to carry on that form with England, when Gareth Southgate’s men face Malta tonight in a World Cup qualifier.

“I don’t see why I can’t establish myself now,” he said.

“I need to keep playing well for United

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SMILES BETTER NOW: Jones jokes during a press conference this week and (above) in the wars for United

first, stay strong and then hopefully who knows. It’s down to the manager, but hopefully I can give him that thought that maybe I can.”

Barring more bad luck, 21-cap Jones will be on the plane to Russia next summer for the World Cup. He reckons there is no reason why England can’t make a good impression for a change.

“If you look in the changing room there are some talented, talented footballers in there,” said the 25-year-old.

“There are some experienced players and inexperienced ones but together I think we have a really good group.

“On paper you’d look at the team and think we have one of the best teams in the world. It’s just about pulling all that

together and making sure we can deliver on the pitch in the crucial moments.”

About the only thing that has gone wrong for Jones recently was the two-match ban he was handed by UEFA for swearing at an anti-doping official, following United’s Europa League final win over Ajax in May.

Fined He was also fined £4,450 and will miss United’s opening Champions League group game against Basel, having already sat out last month’s Super Cup defeat by Real Madrid.

Jones still believes he was hard done by, saying: “I fully complied with rules and did my urine sample, did my blood sample and ended up with a two-game ban. It’s

not as if we had just won the Mickey Mouse league, we had won the Europa League.

“I’m sure anyone can understand you work so hard all year round to win a prestige competition like that, then someone says you can’t celebrate with your team.

“We had planned to do the banner for the Manchester attacks but it wasn’t to be. I couldn’t believe it. It’s harsh.

“You see players go in for leg-breaking challenges and they get a one-game ban or a two-game ban. I could understand it if I didn’t comply with the rules, but I did.

“Maybe there was language that was inappropriate, but it definitely wasn’t directed at the official himself.

“I definitely didn’t look at him in his eye and say that he was this and that.

“Looking back on it now, did I deserve a fine? Possibly, but a two-game ban is a bit out of the ordinary.

“I am sure they have seen far worse in their time. “ I have moved on from that. It’s done now. I have got the one game left and I will serve it and look forward to the Champions League.”

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“That’s the key area we’re building on,” he added. “From our body language, to our response to mistakes, to how we carry ourselves on and off the pitch.

“We’re representing our country so should never look like a team who look like we’re beaten. We have to fight for the badge.”

Southgate will keep faith with Joe Hart tonight despite the keeper conceding 22 goals in his last seven

DOMINIC CALVERT-LEWIN reckons Wayne Rooney can help make him a star.

The 20-year-old Everton striker is now a Premier League starter just a year after clinching his dream move from Sheffield United.

And he reckons ex-England captain Rooney is the perfect mentor.

“I have picked his brains and he has been great to work with, just giving me little pointers on where I can make the game easier for myself,” said Calvert-Lewin, who

games – three with new club West Ham, three at Torino and a couple of Leigh Griffiths free-kicks in the 2-2 World Cup qualifier in Scotland.

“He’s been excellent for me,” said Southgate. “As a manager, we’ve only conceded the two goals in Scotland in this group so I think he’s rewarded me with the performances I wanted.

“I don’t think anyone else has had an opportunity yet to stake a strong enough claim to take over.”

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■ by STEVE MADELEY is set to face Holland this evening for England’s Under-21s.

“It is brilliant to have a player like that around. I grew up watching Wayne Rooney.

“You know the things he tells you are coming from experience.”

Calvert-Lewin scored the winner as England beat Venezuela in the final of the Under-20s World Cup this summer.

“It has been an unbelievable year,” he added.

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JONNY EVANS trained as normal with Northern Ireland yesterday.

But boss Michael O’Neill was just hoping the transfer talk around the 29-year-old West Brom skipper would not affect him in tonight’s World Cup qualifier in San Marino.

Evans, a target for Manchester City, Arsenal and Leicester, flew to Rimini with the squad.

O’Neill said: “It’s something I really haven’t given much thought to.

“Jonny was on the plane and whatever happens is certainly not in my hands.

“It doesn’t affect us really.

I just hope when he goes on the pitch tomorrow night he’s in a good place.

“Once he was on the plane, I suppose my concern was not as great as we knew it would happen with minimal disruption to us.”

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DAVID WOODS IN THE KNOW, INSIDE THE GAME

Time to make 3 Lions roar With money being splashed around in the transfer market on fees and wages at a mind-boggling and frankly depressing rate, football looks in danger of eating itself.

You have to ask yourself what does it actually mean to players on wages of £200,000 a week to play for the country now?

Behind the scenes, the FA and boss Gareth Southgate have finally realised ‘thumping the Three Lions on the shirt’ and doing it for Queen and country does not mean a thing to many.

Reporters who cover England were meant to see a seven-minute video recently, which Southgate shows to new recruits, aimed at inspiring those selected to represent the nation.

Impact Sadly, the FA changed their minds about letting us see the film, claiming it would diminish the impact it would then have when shown to the players.

But fair play to Southgate. He is doing everything he can to convince his men to raise their game when playing for England.

That includes taking his squad to a Royal Marines boot camp prior to the World Cup qualifier with Scotland in June.

It made good copy and great pictures, but did it bring about any improvement in the performance? The 2-2 draw, thanks to Harry Kane’s injury-time leveller, suggests not. The worry is that after the disgusting

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CONTE’S WILL POWER seasons ago, having been voted club player of the year when they won the title.

The 29-year-old looks even more comfortable on the ball, is producing extra tricks and was rightly compared to his team-mate Eden Hazard by Martin Keown on Match of the Day at the weekend.

The bookies rate him a 66-1 shot, which looks tempting if you can wait for the payout.

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A 1 eyed wombat came first & pipped us 2 da post. Like mufc do. muscles lfc king gooner I think it ridiculous what Zyou call yourself after only 100 games call yourself that when you get another 0 on the end has for the 3 tattoos when you get bored of them just wash them of with warm soppy water m8 baggies. true baggie don’t know what CFC1 has against Newcastle United. their fans are most loyal in all four divisions. treated shambolically by successive owners/ chairmen....won nothing since 1969 but fill St.James’ Park every other week.....sell more shirts than anyone.... geordies are salt of the earth people....proud of their heritage....proud of their team....I’ve been Chels since early 60s but have lived in North East for over 40 years....I know....you don’t.... don’t slag people off without thinking about what you are saying. gts 2 cfc1 do u send in txts everyday. y not wait till u have something 2 say instead of constant sniping at bob. take month off and leave txting 2 wigs, stamford or carefree, who have something relevant 2 say. gillschris To whu blob 90s whu 26k capacity had a bigger wage bill than spurs and CFC. Man utd bought Ferdinand for 31 million before Roman was at CFC. Spent millions on other players. So when Roman came in the new CFC players werent going to play for peanuts they got paid the going rate at the time. But you never mention the CFC success of the 90s only Roman. CFC1 cfc1 talking rubbish again if we all ignore is text he’ll have no one to talk to perhaps then we can all have s bit of peace from pathetic texts getting really boring now. superspursfan forest fans fight over a pie, you couldn’t make it up. Hardcore fans ha.

Pathetic. leicester blue fox Harry there’s a great central midfielder that would be great in Blues midfield. He’s called David Davis and he plays for US! ZULU BLUES To the idiot that is kopite carpark jeff. U cant marry me im way outta ya league. Bit like mufc are outta lfcs league. U nugget. sir paul cook esq To west ham bob + blue owl. Yes I have been to over 100 Arsenal games, and I am only 33 so I have got plenty more time yet to build on that. I even managed to get to Wembley for the cup final against chelsea. What a day that was!! And in reply to tets, you may have a tattoo with your captain holding the European cup, but in the near future I’m sure I wil be getting another tattoo of Arsenal winning Champions league. We will be back.

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exit to Iceland at Euro 2016, apathy has started to set in when it comes to the national team.

Speaking to pals, many find the World Cup qualifier against Malta tonight and visit of Slovakia to Wembley on Monday an irrelevance, getting in the way of the exciting stuff in the Premier League and the transfer market.

It was telling that Wayne Rooney, England’s record goal scorer, got precious little flak last week. But he basically said he couldn’t be bothered, at the age of 31, to play for his country any more because Everton is more important to him.

There’s probably a handful of players in the squad – and one out of it, in Jack Wilshere – who are lifted when the national anthem is played.

You sense quite a few would rather hear something from Stormzy.

England beat Malta 2-0 at home and won 1-0 in Slovakia, after a dismal 0-0 with them at the Euros. There can’t be too many fans with exciting memories of those matches.

Hopefully, Southgate’s studied approach to finding the psychological key to make the Three Lions roar will pay off.

Wouldn’t it be marvellous to see England maul Malta with some energetic, brave, skilful and fast-paced football, the likes of which we often see in the Premier League?

If he can manage to get them to do it, Southgate deserves to be knighted.

THE season is in its infancy, but a very early shout for Player of the Year must be Chelsea’s Willian.

The Brazilian (left) seems to have gone up a gear this campaign with boss Antonio Conte at last appearing to recognise what an amazing talent he inherited when he took over last summer.

Willian was just about the only player to perform for Chelsea as Jose Mourinho lost the plot two

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WINNER: Sanches

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■ by ALEX BYWATER RENATO SANCHES has been backed to take the Premier League by storm.

The Bayern Munich starlet has joined Swansea on a seasonlong loan, while former striker Wilfried Bony has returned to the club from Manchester City for £12m.

But it’s the signing of Portuguese midfield star Sanches, 20, who will have fans on their feet, according to Swans boss Paul Clement.

“I’m delighted to secure Renato’s services,” said Clement.

“He is a player I know well having worked with him for six months at Bayern.

“He is one of Europe’s elite young talents who has already achieved a lot for his age, including winning Euro 2016 with Portugal.

“Having moved from Benfica to Bayern, he has not played as much as he would have liked.

But this move to Swansea and the Premier League will provide him with a positive development experience.

“He is a dynamic, powerful central midfielder who I believe has all the attributes to suit the Premier League.”

Swansea beat off competition from Manchester United, Chelsea, Liverpool and Monaco to sign Sanches thanks to Clement’s friendship with Bayern boss Carlo Ancelotti.

Bony has long been unwanted at City and had a medical at Swansea last night.

SPURS last night swooped to clinch two deadline-day signings.

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FIVE-YEAR DEAL: Serge Aurier has joined from Paris St-Germain

VIRGIL VAN DIJK will push to leave Southampton when the transfer window reopens in January.

The Dutch defender saw his dream of a deadline day move to Liverpool shattered when Saints stuck to their guns by refusing all bids for their skipper.

Frustrated Van Dijk spent yesterday training with the Under-18s again.

Liverpool and Chelsea were both waiting to pounce if Saints softened their stance for the £70m-rated star, who handed in a transfer request at the start of August.

But Saints boss Mauricio

IT’S NO GO: Diafra Sakho

DIAFRA SAKHO’s bid to quit West Ham ended in farce with the player stuck in a car park at Chelmsford Races.

The Hammers striker flew back to Britain hoping to seal a £9m transfer to Rennes after passing a medical in France.

But instead of taking him for talks with West Ham, his advisers took him to the races.

They had a horse called Siege of Boston running in the 3.20.

While they were inside, Sakho was in the car park making frantic calls to West Ham bosses – but they refused to meet him.

Co-owner David Sullivan, in charge of transfers at the club, is

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European Under-21 Championship Qualifying – Group One: Moldova 0 Croatia 3. Group Two: Northern Ireland 1 Albania 0. Group Three: Faroe Islands 0 Denmark 3. Group Five: Israel 3 Azerbaijan 1. Group Seven: Russia 0 Armenia 0.

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4th ODI – Colombo: India 375-5 (Kohli 131, Sharma 104, Pandey 50no) v Sri Lanka 207 (Mathews 70). India won by 168 runs and lead five match series 4-0.

Specsavers County Championship Division One (day 4 of 4) – Chelmsford: Essex 159 (Van Meekeren 4-60, Overton 4-40) & 293 (Wheater 88, Browne 83, ten Doeschate 67) v Somerset 164 (Hildreth 51, Porter 5-40) & 109 (Porter 7-55). Essex (19pts) bt Somerset (3pts) by 179 runs.

Old Trafford: Warks 200 (Jarvis 6-67, McLaren 4-45) & 344 (Ambrose 104, Sibley 57) v Lancs 504-8dec (Livingstone 224, Chanderpaul 95) & 42-2. Lancs (24pts) bt Warks (2pts) by eight wkts.

The Oval: Middlesex 247 (Robson 57) & 214-7 (Simpson 88no) v Surrey 280 (Roy 79, Foakes 73, Roland-Jones 4-66). Surrey (10pts) drew with Middlesex (9pts).

Division Two (day 4 of 4) – Chesterle-Street: Durham 480-9dec (Collingwood 177, Steel 72, Coughlin 68, Potts 53no, Viljoen 5-130) & 39-1 v Derbys 164 & 305-6 (Reece 106, Slater 57). Durham (24pts) bt Derbys (2pts) by nine wkts.

Canterbury: Leics 350 (Hill 85no, Parkinson 75, Stevens 8-75) & 135-6 v Kent 313-9 (Northeast 97, Dexter 5-76).

Kent (11pts) drew with Leics (12pts).

Trent Bridge: Notts 213 (Wessels 69, Mullaney 58, Azharullah 5-63) & 3449dec (Wessels 116, Patel 64) v Northants 141 & 253-9 (Newton 53). Notts (20pts) bt Northants (3pts) by 163 runs.

New Road: Worcs 363 (D’Oliveira 93) & 295-8dec (Mitchell 130, D’Oliveira 55) v Gloucs 258 (Taylor 101no) & 211 (Ashwin 5-68). Worcs (23pts) bt Gloucs (5pts) by 189 runs.

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TWEET FOR SPURS FANS: Llorente in club shirt on Twitter make the move after being convicted of assaulting a policeman last year.

But the 24-year-old, who was also suspended by PSG last season for a homophobic slur aimed at his manager in a video, insisted he wants to make a fresh start in England.

Aurier said: “This is a huge and exciting opportunity at a massive football club and I am determined to prove myself as a professional both on and off the pitch.

Change “This is a fresh start for me and I will do everything to make the Spurs fanbase, which is huge and diverse, proud of me.

“The fans are the most important people at any club.”

Aurier’s arrival initially met with opposition from the LGBT Association of Tottenham Hotspur, representing the club’s lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender supporters.

They said in a statement they were “initially unhappy” but “would like to use this as an opportunity to build bridges and make lasting change”.

Co-chair Chris Paouros now want Aurier to meet some of their members to explain his views.

He said: “We would like to see Serge engaging with the LGBT fans at Spurs.” FOOTBALL

Sakho’s race is run

■ by ALEX CROOK Pellegrino must now work out a way to reintegrate Van Dijk into his squad.

The centre-back has not played since suffering an ankle injury in January.

Saints left-back Matt Targett is also staying put after Newcastle failed to agree terms over a loan deal.

It meant Toon boss Rafa Benitez, who wanted to sign up to four players, failed to land anybody and will not have a left-back available until late October, with Wales star Paul Dummett out injured.

They initially confirmed the £23m capture of Paris StGermain full-back Serge Aurier on a five-year contract.

Then they stole a march on Chelsea by agreeing a £12m fee with Swansea for Fernando Llorente, who quickly agreed a two-year deal.

The Spanish striker had been one of Blues boss Antonio Conte’s top targets for months and his side were still trying to hijack the deal as Llorente had his medical.

But he finally signed after talks with Mauricio Pochettino.

The deals provided a welcome boost for the Spurs boss, who had endured a tough summer with Kyle Walker quitting to join Manchester City and Danny Rose speaking out about the club’s lack of signings.

But having already brought in Davinson Sanchez, Juan Foyth and Paulo Gazzaniga, it was a successful end to the transfer window.

Aurier’s move was not without controversy as he needed special permission from the Home Office to

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■ by PAUL BROWN on holiday and made it clear the 27-year-old would not be sold.

The Hammers insist Sakho did not have permission to go to France and he will be fined two weeks’ wages, around £54,000, for missing training yesterday.

West Ham decided the deal had come too late in the window for them to find a replacement.

The Hammers had a disappointing end to the window after failing with loan moves for Everton’s Kevin Mirallas and Barcelona’s Andre Gomes.

The only good news is Siege of Boston won at 9-2.

Leeds – T: Burrow, Singleton, Sutcliffe, Garbutt, Cuthbertson, Parcell. G: Watkins 7. Hull – T: Michaels, Taylor, Washbrook, Bowden. G: Sneyd 5. HT 24-14.

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Travel Plus National League: Isle of Wight 39 Eastbourne 51.

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US Open (Flushing Meadows, New York) – Men’s Doubles 1st rd: L Kubot (Pol) & M Melo (Bra) bt G Duran (Arg) & N Skupski (Gbr) 6-3 3-6 6-3.

Women’s Doubles 1st rd: M Barthel (Ger) & C Witthoeft (Ger) bt N Broady (Gbr) & D Jurak (Cro) 7-6 6-2.

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FIFA World Cup European Qualifying Group C

Czech Republic v Germany ...............................

Norway v Azerbaijan ..........................................

San Marino v Northern Ireland ..........................

Group E

Denmark v Poland ..............................................

Kazakhstan v Montenegro (5pm) ......................

Romania v Armenia ............................................

Group F

Lithuania v Scotland ..........................................

Malta v England ..................................................

Slovakia v Slovenia ............................................

FIFA World Cup Oceania Qualifying Final, 1st leg: New Zealand v Solomon Islands (8.35am).

European Under-21 Championship Qualifying – Group One: Belarus v Greece (5pm). Group Two: Estonia v Slovakia (3.45pm). Group Three: Georgia v Poland (5pm). Group Four: Holland v England (Doetinchem, 5pm), Latvia v Ukraine (3.30pm). Group Five: Kosovo v Norway (6pm). Group Six: Cyprus v Malta (5pm). Group Seven: Serbia v Gibraltar (5pm). Group Eight: Bosnia & Herzegovina v Romania (4pm), Switzerland v Wales (6pm). Group Nine: Kazakhstan v Montenegro (2pm), Slovenia v Luxembourg (3.30pm).

Irn-Bru Cup 2nd rd: Stranraer v Partick U20.

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Betfred Super League 8s

Huddersfield v Castleford (8pm) .......................

Salford v Wakefield (8pm)..................................

St Helens v Wigan (8pm)....................................

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Aviva Premiership: Gloucester v Exeter, Newcastle v Worcester (both 7.45pm). Guinness Pro14 (all 7.35pm): Cardiff Blues v Edinburgh, Munster v Benetton Treviso, Ulster v Cheetahs.

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(7.30pm unless stated) SGB Premiership: Belle Vue v King’s Lynn, Leicester v Wolverhampton, Rye House v Swindon, Somerset v Poole.

Travel Plus National League: Plymouth v Lakeside (7.15pm).

Caledonian Riders’ Championship: Edinburgh.

YESTERDAY’S SPORTWORD ACROSS: 1 Wijnhard; 7 Luger; 8 Price; 9 Netzer; 10 Bedi; 12 Mark; 14 Holmes; 17 Nimni; 18 Bakke; 19 Huckerby.

DOWN: 1 Wight; 2 Jurgen; 3 Hape; 4 Riise; 5 Klinsmann; 6 Le Tissier; 11 Rodber; 13 Romeu; 15 McKoy; 16 Nick.

FIVE FOR FUN ANSWERS 1 Chris Robshaw, 2 Fulham, Hull and Reading, 3 Mikel Landa, 4 Mark Philippoussis, 5 Alfie Plant.

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ARSENAL’S Aaron Ramsey last night slammed the club’s decision to sell Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain.

The Wales midfielder posted a message on Instagram, including the hashtag ‘Shambles’ which referred to the club’s failure to tie down the England ace on a new deal.

Ramsey said: “Another of our British boys heading on to new things. Not only have we lost a great player we’ve lost a great guy in the changing room.

“It is sad to see you go mate. Had some great memories over the years playing along side you and I wish you all the best with this new chapter.”

The Liverpool boss has been keeping tabs on the England man since 2014.

But he had to wait until yesterday to finally get his man, as the Anfield club wrapped up a £35m deal for the midfielder on a five-year contract worth £120,000 a week.

OxladeChamberlain first caught Klopp’s eye three years ago when the German was in charge of Borussia Dortmund The then 21-yearold came off the bench during Dortmund’s 2-0 win over Arsenal in a Champions League group stage game.

“He came on as a sub that day and made a big impact,” said Klopp.

“He stood out immediately because of his pace and skills and his attitude in such a big game for a young player.

“I remember him chasing back to make a

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Jurgen joy after 3-year wait brilliant challenge on Henrikh Mkhitaryan in the box to save a certain goal.

“We won that game but lost the return match at Arsenal when he started and played well, I think he hit the post.

“Since then I have followed him and when I heard it may be possible to sign him I didn’t need to think twice.”

Liverpool have monitored Oxlade-Chamberlain’s position all summer but it was only on Wednesday they finally made their move for the player who had one year left on his Arsenal contract.

Chelsea had already agreed a £35m deal with Arsenal but he rejected the switch to Stamford Bridge, allowing Liverpool to pounce.

Ambition Oxlade-Chamberlain, who will wear No.21, feared Chelsea would use him in a wing-back role, a position he became frustrated with under Arsene Wenger.

He believes he can cement a central midfield role at Anfield.

After helping Arsenal win the FA Cup in May, he was asked about his wing-back role at Wembley. He said: “The centre-mid role ... I’ve always wanted to be Steven Gerrard.

I’ve still got a hope.”

They are high hopes, of course, but serious ambition that will have endeared him to Klopp after the player felt his career had stalled under Wenger.

Arsenal and Chelsea both offered him more money. But after turning down Liverpool in 2011 in favour of the Gunners,

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In a message to Gunners fans, Oxlade-Chamberlain said: “I know my choice might come as a surprise to many, and the decision to leave was tough after being a part of the club for so many years, but I feel that this move is right for the next stage in my ongoing development.

“I want to publicly thank Arsene, the coaching and club staff and my amazing teammates for all of the incredible opportunities I have been given.

“Thank you so much to you, the fans, who have always had my back – I honestly couldn’t be more grateful. The club, and my time here, will always mean a massive amount to me.”

Klopp added: “I hear a lot of talk about positions but let’s talk about the player; he is someone with really good abilities who always gives everything for his team.

“A player that is positive and willing to take risks to try and make positive things happen.

“Already he is a very, very good player and I think he has the mentality and desire to get even better – and that excites me.

“He didn’t make an easy decision but I think he made a great one to go on this journey with this squad of talented boys and our great supporters.”

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Real farce at Arsenal From Back Page sold Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain to Liverpool and were forced to pull the plug on Sanchez’s move, laving both themselves and City with egg on their faces.

Etihad chairman Khaldoon Al Mubarak refused to make an improved bid or include a player in the deal.

It means Pep Guardiola has missed out on one of his main summer targets while Sanchez will have to get used to the fact he is still in Arsene Wenger’s troubled side.

City will be regretting leaving it so late to try to complete what would have been one of the biggest deals of the summer.

Guardiola identified Sanchez months ago and despite the Gunners insisting he wasn’t for sale, City knew they could make a bid their Premier League rivals would find impossible to turn down.

Sanchez, 28, made it clear he wanted to leave the Emirates and turned down a club record deal of almost £300,000 a week.

The Chilean missed the start of the season with a stomach problem before making his first appearance in last weekend’s 4-0 hammering at Liverpool.

He is in the final 12 months of his deal and can leave for nothing next summer.

Although Lemar stayed put, his Monaco team-mate Kylian Mbappe sealed his loan move to PSG with a view to a permanent switch next summer.

The fee is likely to be around £160m, but cannot go through yet as PSG would face possible financial fair play sanctions following the £198m arrival of Neymar.

Blues enjoy a late Drink ■ by DAVID WOODS DANNY DRINKWATER last night signed for Chelsea after Ross Barkley had handed the champions a massive snub.

The 27-year-old midfielder signed from Leicester for £35m after a medical at the Blues’ Cobham training ground.

But they had to pay £10m more than their original valuation.

Chelsea also wrapped up a £23m deal for Torino and Italy full-back Davide Zappacosta.

The 25-year-old is highly rated by Blues boss Antonio Conte, who gave him his Italy debut in November 2016.

Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain was Conte’s No.1 target but he went to Liverpool for £35m because he didn’t want to play as a wing-back.

Zappacosta is largely unknown outside Italy but was rated as one of the best defenders in Serie A last season.

But England star Barkley shocked Chelsea by deciding not to join them from Everton after also passing a medical and the clubs agreeing a £30m fee.

Barkley, 23, decided to stay at Everton for the final year of his contract despite Toffees boss Ronald Koeman telling him he has no future at the club.

Drinkwater hopes the move will revive his England career. But his signing was a positive end to a difficult transfer window which saw Chelsea lose out on some top targets, in particular Everton’s Romelu Lukaku, who went to Manchester United.

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MANCHESTER CITY and Arsenal were left red-faced last night after Alexis Sanchez’s £60m move to the Etihad collapsed.

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The clubs had agreed a fee of £55m rising to £60m with the Chilean striker ready to seal his dream move to Pep Guardiola’s side.

Sanchez had been poised to have a medical in Santiago where he was due to play for Chile last night.

But the deal fell through at the 11thhour when the Gunners refused to sell him after failing to land Thomas Lemar from Monaco as his replacement.

They were willing to spend up to £90m on Lemar in a bid to soothe the pain of losing Sanchez and appease fuming fans.

But the 21-year-old French international snubbed the chance of joining the Gunners to remain with Monaco instead. Arsenal Turn to Page 47

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GARETH SOUTHGATE has urged shot-shy England to go for the kill against Malta tonight.

The Three Lions boss admitted his side have not been carving out enough chances as they bid to qualify for next summer’s World Cup in Russia.

And Southgate is demanding his players do not let their heads drop as they infamously did when they were humiliated by Iceland at Euro 2016.

“We’d like to create more clear-cut chances,” said Southgate.

“We had more possession against France, more than against Germany, so that’s a good thing.

“But you’ve got to create chances and score goals.

We’ve talked about that, the structure of the team, being a bit more positionally disciplined in possession.

“We want the players to feel comfortable where they are performing.

“But we also want to attack teams and excite the supporters. Add in winning matches and there’s a lot to go at.”

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