SBA October Eagle's Eye

The E agle’s E ye Volume 10 Issue 2

St. Benedict at Auburndale High School, Cordova, TN

October 31, 2013

New admissions team feels at home at SBA Jack Borg

Culture Editor

Mrs. Terri Heath, the SBA Director of Admissions, joins the staff for the first time this year. Originally from Ocean Springs, Mississippi, she came to the Memphis area 15 years ago and has many years of experience in the field. Her son, Alex, is a sophomore at SBA. Mrs. Heath was introduced to the admissions business while she was working at a computer software company and was able to recruit at the college she attended. “It was kind of a bug that bit me,” she said.

Her current job consists of helping recruit students, planning visit days and open houses, delivering the occasional batch of donuts to feeder schools, and helping students get registered.

“There’s never down time in admissions,” said Mrs. Heath.

Mrs. Heath’s hobbies include playing the piano, reading, scrapbooking, cooking for her family, and taking care of her three black mixed labs.

Mrs. Heath enjoys working with new technology and describes herself as somewhat of a computer wiz. “I may have blocked it from my mind, but I can take a computer apart and

ghost a hard-drive.”

Mrs. Heath said that SBA is “a very well rounded school … it feels like a family.”

Reflecting on her high school years on the Mississippi coast, she suggests that students “don’t rush it.” She said, “These are some of the best years of your life. Have fun, be safe and enjoy your time here, but work hard.”

Mrs. Christine Armour is also a new addition to the admissions staff this year.

Originally from Southwestern Louisiana, she grew up in a small town but enjoys working at a large school like SBA. “It’s a large school, but has that small town atmosphere,” said Mrs. Armour.

She attended Notre Dame High School in Louisiana where she made a “foundation of friends that are always there for you even when you grow up.”

Unlike Mrs. Heath, Mrs. Armour is rather new to the admissions business, but she hit the ground running.

“Admissions is kind of like dating. The students are deciding if they like us and, while we certainly want all the students, we also want to make sure we get the right fit.”

In her extra time, she also

photo by Jack Borg

Mrs. Armour (left) and Mrs. Heath handle the admissions process at SBA. Senior ambassadors Grace Hill and Jacob Lawrence (below) lead a group of St. Francis students on a tour of the school on October 22 during an Eighth Grade Visit Day.

photo by Sharon Masterson

enjoys gardening, cooking, painting, decorating cakes, playing with her Welsh terrier, and participating in an

“excessive amount of volunteer work.”

Mrs. Armour and her daughter, Anna, a freshman, really

enjoy being a part of the SBA family and look forward to being here for years to come.

“Random acts of kindness” movement hits Memphis

Bailey Coppedge News Editor

A “random acts of kindness” movement has started in Memphis called Operation Tucci, a group dedicated to honoring the memory of their friend who was shot and killed blocks away from Beale Street.

His name was David Santucci, a recent graduate of the University of Memphis nursing program.

Fellow graduate Brette Phil-

lips said, “He was really funny and had a great heart. I don’t think there was a mean bone in his body.”

After Mr. Santucci’s tragedy, his friends Drew Fryman and Justin Hurley began a “random acts of kindness” movement in his honor, duly named Operation Tucci.

“They’ll leave a hundred dollar tip on a twenty-five dollar tab, with a note about David and how they are keeping his memory alive,” says Mrs. Phillips.

Although Operation Tucci originated in Memphis, people from all parts of the U.S. and even Europe have posted photos of their acts of kindness on the Operation Tucci Facebook page. The acts include leaving a large gratuity on a small bill, paying for someone else’s gas or coffee, and leaving bags of quarters on washing and vending machines.

The following note often accompanies the kind deeds: “David Santucci was a nurse who devoted his life to help-

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ing others. He was genuine, smart, funny, and a dear friend of ours. These acts of kindness are done in his memory. Please take the time to check out his website.”

The movement has been successful so far, and Mr. Hurley said, “If I see one person randomly pay it forward I think my day will be made. Just to spread the word about helping others and making somebody’s day is the kind of act that he would want.”

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This $100 tip was left for a surprised waiter at Genghis Grill.

eration Tucci, and to get ideas about how to “pay it forward,” visit www.facebook.com/operationtucci or follow @OperationTucci on twitter.

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Editorial Board Co-Editors Rachel Hofer Amanda Slade Copy Editor Kayla Williamson

Challenge your fears Amanda Slade

My Opinion

Culture Editor Jack Borg

Co-Editor

Features Editor Alanna Oliphant News Editor Bailey Coppedge Sports Editor Savannah Boettcher Reporters Lauren James Andrew Wadovick Destinee Williams Adviser Dianna Cervetti

Awards 2013 THSPA Awards (THSPA-TN H.S. Press Assoc.)

Second Place Best Overall Newspaper in TN First Place Best Illustration Honorable Mention Awards Best Inside Page Design

2012 ASPA Awards

(ASPA-American Scholastic Press Assoc.)

First Place Overall Newspaper First Place Outstanding Service to the Community The Eagle’s Eye is published monthly during the school year, by the newspaper staff at St. Benedict at Auburndale, 8250 Varnavas Drive, Cordova, TN 38016.

Telephone:901-260-2840.

The Eagle’s Eye is distributed free to all members of the student body. Commentaries and opinion columns are the expressed opinion of the author and not of The Eagle’s Eye and its Editorial Board, or its adviser. These opinions do not reflect the views of the Catholic Diocese of Memphis. Letter to the Editor Policy: Letters must include the writer’s name, signature and class or position. Typed, doublespaced letters are preferred, but legible, hand-written submissions are acceptable. Letters can be mailed, hand-delivered or e-mailed to the adviser. The Eagle’s Eye will not print anything deemed libelous, obscene or in poor taste, in accordance with the Supreme Court’s justified standards. The meaning of any submission will not be altered, but we reserve the right to correct spelling, grammar and punctuation when necessary.

Additionally, The Eagle’s Eye refuses to print criticism which is not constructive and supported by facts.

The Eye on Editorials

I hate heights.

Let me rephrase that—I despise heights. When I look out the window of an airplane while it ascends, I practically have a meltdown. Flying to Washington D.C. for my eighth grade class trip was a rather embarrassing ordeal.

Elevators are slightly better for me, but not much. Depending on how many floors I have to pass, I still end up cowering in the corner of the elevator with my hands bracing myself on both sides, sprinting into sweet freedom as soon as the doors open.

People often think that to overcome a fear they must remove any trace of ever having it, creating a new identity

or personality trait in the process. They believe they need to pummel their fear into nothing every time they face it, coming out on top every time.

While people shouldn’t let fears control their lives, they shouldn’t let vehement attempts to destroy them control their lives either. Fears are some of the small building blocks that make up your personality; they are a part of you.

I don’t mean your childhood nightmares about monsters under your bed or your inability to handle confined spaces necessarily define you today, but they are a part of you, whether you’ve grown out of

Each year, students’ successes in the athletic world are recognized on many fronts. Some student athletes are given the opportunity to sign to play sports at the college level.

When they do, it’s always fun to have family, friends, and cake. SBA follows the NCAA National of Letter of

Intent (NLI) Signing Dates Calendar to recognize these athletes.

The signing dates for this year are November 13, February 5, and April 16. The signing “parties” are held immediately after school on those dates in the front foyer outside the main office. Students and/

them or not.

Overcoming your fears doesn’t mean changing yourself beyond recognition. If you’re afraid of public speaking, maybe try and reach a stage where you’re comfortable expressing yourself and talking to others.

You don’t need to morph into the school’s top actor or actress—but maybe you’ll eventually find you like public speaking more than you thought.

Whether your fears are of heights, darkness, public speaking, spiders, or something else, start with small steps to work on defeating them.

For public speaking, you could take the lead in a project presentation, answer questions in a class you normally stay silent in, or talk to someone in one of your classes you’ve never talked to before.

Don’t be afraid to challenge your fears because you See FEARS on page 11

Signing dates announced

or parents should contact their coach and Sports Information Director Sharon Masterson at mastersons@sbaeagles.org or 901-260-2871 to set up a signing party.

As indicated, the first signing date is Nov. 13. It’s imperative that you contact Mrs. Masterson to reserve a table!

Mrs. Morris

Reflections Interim Principal

Thank you I would like to take this opportunity to say “thank you” to all for a great start of the school year. I know there were a few changes many were not happy with, but it is my hope that the disappointment has vanished. We are currently working on an outdoor picnic area that will be safer than the one on Varnavas (thanks to the generosity of Mark Hartmann).

SGA did a great job with Homecoming. I’ve never experienced a pep rally like the one this year. Although the score of the game wasn’t in our favor, it was a week to remember.

My prayer for each of you is that your high school years are made of memories, and I mean good memories. The four years you are at SBA will go by quickly--take advantage of each and every day and make each one count for something.

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Get fit at Lifetime Fitness Center Amanda Slade

Co-Editor

Want to get fit but don’t know where to start? Feel bored with plain old sit-ups and push-ups? Look no further than the Lifetime Fitness Center in Collierville.

Currently the only of its kind in Tennessee, Lifetime Fitness Center features 500 workout machines, a basketball court, a rock-climbing wall, three heated pools, two hot tubs, two outdoor slides, a sauna and eucalyptus steam room in both men’s and women’s locker rooms, a spa, and a salon. Its two cafes only sell foods and drinks free of artificial preservatives and recommended by health professionals.

In addition to 38 yoga classes, the fitness center also offers pilates, indoor cycling, running, dance jam, zumba, step, and kickboxing-inspired classes, among others.

Personal trainers of various levels are available at an extra cost, as well as three dieti-

cians, who are willing to even go to the grocery store with members.

“Everyone here is certified in their field. We aim to have the best place, best people, and best programs,” says Member Engagement Advisor Tristan Ramsey. “We cater to everyone. People come here for all types of reasons—for rehab problems, weight loss, stress relief, and even just because the kids want a pool.”

Each new member receives a voucher good for $200 worth of time with a personal trainer.

The trainers discuss their goals and, if the member opts to do so, helps them with workouts.

The trainers of this “sciencebased, results-driven facility” go even further—they perform stress tests, metabolic tests, Lifetime’s “myHealthScore” test, and an in-body test.

The “myHealthScore” test measures the “six key indicators of health:” total cholesterol, blood pressure, triglycerides, glucose, nicotine, and body fat percentage.

photo by Amanda Slade

The Lifetime Fitness Center in Collierville is a state-of-the-art fitness center complete with workout machines, pools, locker rooms, and other facilities that inspire members to exercise and get healthy.

The in-body test measures body density, lean mass, percent body fat, and intracellular and extracellular water, which can help determine if you are dehydrated or overexerting yourself. Test machines record your results and allow you to see your progress over time.

Memberships at Lifetime Fitness Center do not require

a contract; they are renewed each month. Single memberships are $66 per month. Couples are $116 per month, and families are generally $156 per month.

While the prices seem high, the employees at the center believe the benefits of a membership far outweigh the costs.

Whether you come to simply

tone your abs or for a more serious reason, it’s worth it. “[In some cases] it might be cheaper to get a membership at Lifetime than pay for medicine [for certain problems and ailments],” said Mr. Ramsey.

For more information, call 901-853-9393 or visit www. lifetimefitness.com.

Dr. Fischer embraces role College Corner UT Knoxville Vanderbilt University as Assistant Principal Destinee Williams

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Dr. Elizabeth “Beth” Fischer has been part of the SBA family for four years as the Academic Dean and she now has an additional role as Assistant Principal. This may be her first year in this position, but the challenge is nothing new to her, given her past experience in positions at other schools.

Dr. Fischer said that being Assistant Principal differs from the Academic Dean position in many ways. As Assistant Principal, she often sees many students who have amazing potential that they don’t fully utilize. This can make her job challenging, but she tries to push them to achieve their full worth the best she can. She knows the spirit of the school will eventually drive these students to succeed.

Dr. Fisher’s new position has given her a greater amount of responsibility in school affairs. The fact that SBA is one of the largest private schools in the state, with a multitude of clubs and activities to keep up with, was one of the reasons she enjoys the job.

She greeted the challenge of keeping together “all that

Education Private University 14.2% acceptance rate Avg. ACT 30-34 Avg. GPA 3.77 (UW) 4.16 (W) Costs Per Year Tuition, Fees, Room and Board $61,502

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Dr. Beth Fischer is enjoying her new position as Assistant Principal at SBA. She strives to help students in any way she can, whether it be academics or extra-curricular activities.

is SBA” with a smile. In fact, the innumerable opportunities SBA offers led Dr. Fischer to choose SBA as the school for her son, senior Jack Brock.

“It is very important for my children to have great academics, and our school, in my opinion, is the best place for that,” Dr. Fischer said.

Before she came to SBA, Dr. Fischer attended Mississippi

State University for her bachelor’s degree and the University of Memphis for her masters and doctorate degrees in 1994.

She married Robert Fischer over a year ago and loves to spend time with her family.

When she isn’t helping out with her family or the school, she loves to relax by watching movies and listening to music.

Education Public College 67.3% acceptance rate Avg. ACT 27 Average first-time freshman high school GPA: 3.86 Costs Per Year Tuition, Room, Board and Fees $25,672 (in state) $43,862 (out of state)

Financial Aid Financial Aid Average financial aid package Average financial aid package $12,866 $43,163 Scholarships 60% of first-year applicants receive some type of financial aid Interesting Facts Only private institution in the SEC Mascot Mr. Commodore Notable Alumni Dierks Bentley

Scholarships 96% of students receive some type of financial aid Interesting Facts 1:1 Female to male ratio Mascot Smokey, a Bluetick Coonhound Notable Alumni NFL quarterback Peyton Manning

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CDC prepares for Zombie Apocalypse Rachel Hofer

Co-Editor

You’re sitting in your living room watching your favorite show when suddenly a news warning flashes across the screen. Your show is replaced with a local reporter. He warns of a new virus in your area that is spreading fast, causing symptoms of slow movement, slurred speech, and violent tendencies.

He advises those who have not been infected to quarantine themselves to avoid contact with the deadly disease. Just before you make your way to your basement, you look outside and see your whole street infested with zombies.

How long could you survive in the Zombie Apocalypse?

Do you have all the necessary supplies to keep you and your

family alive and well?

The Center for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) uses the Zombie Apocalypse to raise awareness about disaster preparedness. They ask those very questions to assess how prepared people are for any disaster, and help them know how to ready themselves if they aren’t already doing enough.

The use of the Zombie Apocalypse to inform the masses about all-hazards preparedness originally began as a “tongue in cheek campaign,” according to the CDC website. However, they quickly realized the campaign was immensely successful. It allowed the CDC to engage more people who would otherwise be put off by what is often considered a boring topic.

The CDC uses Zombie

Pandemic posters and a short comic to detail how to best prepare for the Zombie Apocalypse. The campaign particularly focuses on having a fully stocked disaster kit, providing a basic checklist of items all emergency kits should contain.

However, the Zombie Preparedness campaign does not cover all aspects of general disaster preparedness. The CDC website, www.cdc.gov/phpr, carefully details every aspect of preparing for an emergency, whether it be the Zombie Apocalypse or an earthquake.

The CDC director, Dr. Ali Khan said, “If you are generally well equipped to deal with a zombie apocalypse, you will be prepared for a hurricane, pandemic, earthquake, or terrorist attack.”

Chick-fil-A’s fried chicken sets the restaurant apart from the rest.

“The way they cook the chicken makes it delicious,” said senior Amanda Melvin.

The chicken sandwich has been heralded as the healthy alternative to Big Macs and Whoppers. Supporters praise Chick-fil-A’s sweet tea and healthier food options.

But exactly how much healthier is Chick-fil-A compared to places like McDonald’s?

According to published nutritional information, a typical

McDonald’s meal, consisting of a Big Mac, medium fries, and a medium Coke, adds up to 920 calories and 40g of fat.

Many people may not realize that a typical Chick-fil-A meal consisting of their signature chicken sandwich, medium waffle fries, and medium sweet tea, adds up to roughly the same, 970 calories and 39g of fat. That leads to the conclusion that it is the taste, not the nutritional value, that sets Chick-fil-A apart from the rest.

However, SBA students seem to like the restaurant for

more than its food and many praise the restaurant for its atmosphere. “The service tends to be nicer. I guess it’s simply a better environment,” said senior Rachel Paduck.

Chick-fil-A also has a reputation of being a kid-friendly environment and employees must adhere to a strict dress code. The management also strives to create and maintain an atmosphere of safety.

In particular, Chick-fil-A’s popularity has grown so large that most locations are built to accommodate two rows of cars

New Jersey, Woodruff’s family lived in the house for 12 years.

During the time the Woodruffs lived in the house, Memphis was struck by the yellow fever epidemic. This took a toll on Woodruff’s business, and in 1883 he sold the house to Noland Fontaine, a local cotton merchant.

The Fontaine family lived in the house for 46 years until it was sold to Rosa Lee, who intended to use the house for her Free Art School. The art school has since moved, and the Woodruff-Fontaine House became a landmark of an era long passed.

There is more to the house than just pretty architecture and a history of wealthy owners, though. It is said the house is haunted by one of its previous occupants.

Mollie Woodruff, Amos Woodruff’s daughter, lost two children and her first husband in the Rose Room on the second floor. She herself did not die in the house, but it is said that she returned to the house after her death to mourn the loss of her children and husband.

Mollie isn’t necessarily a “scary” ghost. She often sits in the Rose Room, leaving an otherwise unexplained imprint on the bed. Cold spots can be felt throughout the room, and the stairs squeak when no one is standing on them. One visitor to the house even reported seeing an apparition going through a door that leads nowhere.

Docent Kathryn Handwerker said, “We guess she likes what we’re doing because she just kind of hangs out.”

The Woodruff-Fontaine house provides history and haunts for all.

photo by Center for Disease Control

The Center for Disease Control sparks interest in disaster readiness by using the fictitious Zombie Apocalypse as its focus.

Experience the Chick-fil-A frenzy Andrew Wadovick

Reporter

With the renovation of the Chick-fil-A on Germantown Parkway, the popularity of the fast-food restaurant has exploded once again, calling attentio to the origins of its popularity, and the possible future of the immensely successful franchise.

One of the many reasons Chick-fil-A has been so successful over the years is its food. In the world of greasy burgers and golden stick fries,

for the drive-through. During the lunch hour, one can drive by and see the long line of cars that winds around the building and often remains past 4:00 P.M. No matter why Chick-filA has become so popular, the results are apparent. The restaurant has become a staple of what it means to be a good business.

Senior Kevin Rotzoll put it best when he said, “I cannot name something on their menu that is bad.”

Ghost tales surround Memphis home Rachel Hofer

Co-Editor Nestled behind a tall tree off Adams Avenue is an exquisite Second Empire French Victorian house. While the architecture of the house is stunning, the real intrigue of the house lies in its history.

After the house was built in 1870 by Amos Woodruff, a successful businessman from

photo by Rachel Hofer

photo by Rachel Hofer

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Is the hot spot haunted?

Kayla Williamson Copy Editor

The hallway that connects the Distance Learning Center to the gym is known for being deserted. Desolate. Lonely.

Cold.

When walking down that hallway to get to PE class or rehearsal on time, girls tend to draw their cardigans about their shoulders. Boys unroll their sleeves, the thick hairs on their forearms standing up from the hallway’s icy chill.

The corridor threatens to evoke hypothermia on students--until they come to The Spot.

You’ll know The Spot when you reach it. A blast of warm air suddenly surrounds your persona; even overstuffed backpacks suddenly feel lighter and warmer. Worries and stress immediately escape from the mind, and the overwhelming feeling of true warmth engulfs everything.

But, within a second, the warmth leaves; the arctic climate of the hallway returns.

The first time people experience the magic of The Spot, they may blink rapidly, abruptly stop, or backpedal and try to relive the glory of the moment.

But if one tries to voluntarily find The Spot, he or she will never find it. The Spot is elusive and grants its gifts only to those it deems worthy.

Does The Spot’s temperature and selectivity result from merely a malfunction in SBA’s

Reporter

Recently, there has been a breakdown of a government facility in Texas, which has released a strain of bacteria that has infected thousands.

The bacteria disable parts of the brain that allow for cognitive reasoning and moral judgment. The masses of infected humans are steadily moving eastward, and are currently closing in on parts of Cordova, including St. Benedict at Auburndale.

On September 20, a secret government research facility studying a peculiar strand of bacteria, known as Sapiunt manducans, or S. mandu for short, had a breach in containment procedure. The pathogen escaped from the building and began to spread around the small town of Sierra Blanca,

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Juniors Amanda Kassela and Maria Marconi participate in the Day of Silence in protest of abortion. photo by Jack Denman Borg

The Spot, located outside the band room/theater, surrounds people with warmth, in the middle of an icy hallway, for a brief moment.

air conditioning units, or is there something else controlling it? Rumors have been spreading concerning the real source of the warmest place in the school.

Some say it’s just a break in the heating or air conditioning system and that no one’s bothered to fix it, since students admire it so much. No one wants to cease the observable moments of admiration when someone first experiences that “hot spot” in the hallway.

However, others say it’s something else, something supernatural, even. An age-old story has been floating around about the “ghost of the theatre.” The ghost of the theatre is not a traditional ghost. He’s more like Casper, the friendly ghost, in that he wishes to help rather than hinder students.

He wants to give sad, dejected

high schoolers some hope. So he decided to station himself above the theatre hallway and give sporadic, warm hugs to students who look like they need them.

Still others report that they cannot even find The Spot and say it does not exist. They’ve traversed the entire length of the theatre and band hallway several times, but their efforts have been fruitless. Downcast, these people feel The Spot is a cruel joke made up by students who wanted to make up a rumor. Then again, maybe the magic of The Spot simply hasn’t reached them yet.

Whether The Spot is caused by the ghost of theatre productions past or a thermal glitch, it is a small yet much-loved aspect of SBA, enjoyed by all those fortunate enough to experience it.

S. mandu invades nation Andrew Wadovick

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Texas. According to one of the scientists who works there, Dr. Ryan McDonald, the pathogen likely escaped “through the air vents that encircle the building. No one is quite sure how it managed to get through the vents on its own, but this is being studied as we speak.”

Regardless of how it got out, the result is quite clear. Within three or four days, S. mandu had managed to infect the entire city’s population. The infection then quickly spread eastward towards Alpine and even Brownwood counties.

Within a week of the outbreak, the majority of Texas had fallen, most of its residents becoming what has been labeled as zombies.

The medical community, however, has refused to classify S. mandu’s victims as zombies. “The term ‘zombie’ is used to refer to mindless

drones that have no control over their bodies whatsoever.

What we are seeing here, with S. mandu, is limited awareness, not destroyed awareness,” said Dr. McDonald.

He was infected shortly afterwards, and was unavailable for further questioning.

Satellite images report that the masses of infected have made their way to the Mississippi River. A few days ago they managed to cross the waters, and they are now sweeping through downtown Memphis.

“Judging from their rate of movement, they can be expected to arrive on Germantown Parkway via I-40 within the next few days,” said Brian Mitchell, head of the Zombie Tracker Association (ZTA).

Students are urged to head north towards Canada, where See ZOMBIES on page 11

photos by Sharon Masterson

Teens for Life places small crosses in the “Cemetary for the Unborn.” The crosses represent those children who were never given a chance at life because of abortion.

Mock Trial attends RED Mass

photo by Sharon Masterson

Mock Trial attends the RED Mass, sponsored by the St. Thomas More Catholic Lawyers’ Guild at St. Peter Catholic Church. The Mass, celebrated by Bishop Stieb, is held to invoke divine guidance and blessings on those involved in the legal profession. Each of the area’s Catholic high schools were invited to send students to the Mass and a presentation on financial literacy and the rule of law by Judge John T. Fowlkes Jr. of the U.S. District Court for the Western District of Tennessee.

SBA helps hungry

photo by Sharon Masterson

During a recent All-School Mass, Father Hirtz encourages students to fill the pantry shelves with food for the poor.

The Benedicteens Club answers the challenge and presents Father Hirtz with a generous donation of canned goods.

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New librarian finds niche at SBA Andrew Wadovick

Reporter

As the school years come and go, SBA typically experiences a few changes in the faculty and staff each year. Each one surprises the students as styles and policies change with new leadership. In particular, the position of librarian has been vacated once again from the 2012-2013 school year, and this year, Lisa Dufur holds the title.

Mrs. Dufur comes to SBA after working in the Memphis City/Shelby County school districts, where she worked as a biology teacher and a curriculum technology trainer.

She uses her love of technology to help other students and teachers.

As to why she chose to come to SBA after working in public schools, she said, “With things changing in the county, I wanted to work where it was a good

environment and a positive environment, and where I could be beneficial to both students and teachers, and use my technology and library skills.”

Mrs. Dufur says the most important aspect of her job as a librarian is “keeping track of the number of students and their needs, and all the different application programs, the technology we’re using.”

She also enjoys learning new things everyday and working with the kids.

One of the recent ideas that was implemented was a card reader system. Students check into the library using their student ID cards as they walk in.

This makes checking in easier in comparison to last year’s sign in sheet.

Most students will easily recognize when Mrs. Dufur is on campus, thanks to her “plum, crazy purple” 1970 Dodge Challenger DSE which she

photo by Andrew Wadovick

Mrs. Dufur, SBA’s new librarian, enjoys using her love of technology to help students and teachers.

got in high school. “I take it to shows sometimes,” she said.

Mrs. Dufur is married and has a 27-year-old daughter,

who recently became engaged.

As for outside activities, Mrs. Dufur likes gardening, hiking, and reading professional jour-

nals. “I like to know what’s going on,” she said, eager to keep informed on the happenings of the world around her.

Mystery surrounds well-known river Alanna Oliphant Features Editor Flowing from Benton County, MS to the heart of Memphis, TN, the Wolf River provides a natural habitat for wildlife. The bald eagle and 25 different species of freshwater mussels thrive there. Paddlers and canoers can enjoy the natural swamplands unobstructed by pollution and infrastructure in the “ghost section” of the river.

Throughout the centuries, the Wolf River has been christened many names. Early mapmakers used a variety of names including the Chichica (or Chickasaw), the Margot (French for “Blackbird”) and the Nashoba (Chickasaw for “Wolf”).

When Europeans later dominated the region, they adopted the Chickasaw translation for the river’s permanent name, hence the Wolf River.

However, there are rumors

the river received its name in a different fashion, some more gruesome than others.

One legend says the river was named by French explorers in honor of a Chickasaw guide named “Loup.” Senior Gabbie Green further elaborated on this belief, “The original Loup was rumored to be a Indian guide who disappeared along the river while guiding the French, and the French called it ‘loupe’ which means wolf.”

It is possible mapmakers

Additionally, sleep deprivation can cause weight gain because the body secretes hormones causing hunger when the person would normally be sleeping. The immune system is weaker with less sleep, resulting in irritability and impatience.

Signs of sleep deprivation include relying on an alarm clock to wake up, feeling groggy and not refreshed in the morning, and feeling sluggish in the afternoon, especially after a full lunch.

Most doctors suggest about eight to ten hours of sleep for growing teenagers. For those who cannot find the time to get a “full night’s rest,” taking 10 to 30 minute naps in the afternoon can boost energy levels and increase wakefulness.

However, if the nap lasts longer than 30 minutes, a person may start to enter the deeper stages of sleep and will feel groggier and less refreshed.

It is a myth that sleeping on the weekends will make up for lost sleep. People who do not get the minimum amount of sleep required during the week rack up “sleep debt.” Although some of it can be recovered over the weekend, not all of the lost sleep will be regained.

The best way to “pay off” sleep debt is to go to bed at the exact same time every night for two weeks and let your body wake up naturally without an alarm clock. This will restore the natural sleep cycle, called a circadian rhythm, ideal for each person.

named the river after wolves because red wolves were abundant in the area when European explorers arrived.

Senior AJ Sturdivant gave his opinion on the naming of the Wolf River, “There was a man and he was going down a river and saw a wolf.”

Others believe the river was named because wolf bodies lay in its depths, but no one can know for certain what lays beneath the river’s murky surface.

Senior Mary Hannah Giddens elaborated on this concept, “Hunters killed wolves and threw their magical bodies into the river. Now the wolves prowl the depths in search of love and happiness.”

Whether the Wolf River received its name from nostalgic French explorers or wolf carcasses, it is still a place where Memphians can enjoy the water and the wildlife can live in peace.

Benefits come from a good night’s rest Alanna Oliphant Features Editor Many students wake up in the morning pawing at the snooze button as they stumble out of bed. Between schoolwork, sports, extra-curriculars, and clubs, it seems there is never enough time for sleep. Sleeping often feels trivial compared to writing a four page essay or studying for a big science test.

However, sleep is just as important as schoolwork. Without enough sleep, thinking is impaired, reaction times are slower, and people cannot perform at their best.

According to Harvard Health Publications, skimping on sleep causes loss of memory, reduces learning abilities, and weakens memory.

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Freshman Emily Sosnowski dozes off during lunch, showing signs of sleep deprivation such as feeling sluggish after a full meal.

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The Eye on Features Satirical play brings Russian flair Lauren James

Reporter

The Government Inspector, a hilarious story about a case of mistaken identity in a small town in Russia, hit the SBA stage last week.

Director Ryan Kathman described it as being “a very fast, very funny satire with zany, physical humor that reminds you of a Looney Tunes cartoon at times.”

This satirical play follows Ivan Aleksandrovich Khlestakov, an irresponsible bachelor who visits a backwater town in Russia.

The residents of this town believe him to be a government inspector from St. Petersburg, when in reality he is a simple civil servant.

The play follows the Mayor and the rest of the town as they try to bribe Khlestakov into giving their town a good review to the Tsar.

Junior Kyle Van Frank led the show as Ivan Aleksandrovich Khlestakov. His comedic performance, especially his use of an overexaggerated English accent, kept the audience in stitch-

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Thomas Trouy (left) and Kyle Van Frank (right) portray Osip and Khelstakov, respectively, in The Government Inspector.

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sophomore Adam Schween “What I like most about and junior Adam Johnson. my character is the chal- They were adored for their lenge of playing a role with hilarious commentary and so many sides and dimen- padded bodysuits. Anothsions to it,” Kyle said. “It’s er standout character was a very fun show with lots of Khlestakov’s servant, Osip, antics and satire to it.” played by junior Thomas Kyle added, “Even though Trouy, loved for his characthe show seemed a little ter’s dry sense of humor and rocky at first, everything sarcasm. came together at the end.”

The show was directed Some standout characters by the theater teacher, Mr. were Pyotr Ivanovich Dob- Kathman, and assistant dichinsky and Pyotr Ivanov- rected by Class of 2013 ich Bobchinsky, played by alumnus, Tristan Garner.

Benjamin Murphy, 9th Firefighter

Emily Cross, 12th Jack-o-lantern

Kirkland Schuler, 11th Princess ballerina

Mark Hartman, 12th Robin Hood

Brad Reber, 11th Barney

Michelle Murphy, 12th Kitty

Natalie Sowell, 12th Tiger

Matt Peeney, 11th Garbage truck

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Arielle Labilles, Hannah Jones, Grayson Golightly, Gabby Velasquez, Luigi Siligato, Kayla Williamson, and Teresa Ferrante portray the merchants and townswomen in The Government Inspector.

New artists begin to rise Destinee Williams

Reporter

Ben Haggerty, commonly known as Macklemore, has been challenging himself since 2000 to be where he is today. His new album, The Heist, reached #1 on iTunes and #2 on the Billboard 200 charts. Macklemore collaborated with popular producer Ryan Lewis on this album, giving the record an extra boost in the competitive pop genre.

“Our music is more than

Several new artists are poised to take the music world by storm with their different take on music and unique vocals. Some of these rising stars include Macklemore (with Ryan Lewis), Twenty One Pilots, and Becky G. They may not be world-famous acts yet, but these artists have the same goal: success in the See ARTISTS on page 11 music industry.

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Rising artist Becky G, a 16 yearold from Inglewood, Cailfornia, expresses herself though her powerful lyrics, as heard in her single “Play It Again.”

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Madden Curse strikes cover athletes Savannah Boettcher Sports Editor

Avid professional football fans may or may not be aware of The Madden Curse. Suspicions have been gathered as to whether it is true or not.

Originally released as John Madden Football in 1988, then later changed to Madden NFL in 1993, it has become a popular video game among all ages.

Up until 1999, John Madden was featured on the cover of the video game itself. Many believe that the curse did not start until John Madden was removed from the cover.

The curse is if an NFL superstar is displayed on the cover of Madden NFL, they are bound to be hurt in the coming season.

But is the curse really true?

In 1999, San Francisco 49ers running back Garrison Hearst was put on the cover after having a Hall of Fame caliber

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season. After the video game was released, Hearst broke his ankle in the playoffs. The break was so detrimental that he missed two whole seasons and was never the same.

And so the curse began.

Seasons passed, and many cover athletes including Eddie George of the Titans and Marshall Faulk of the Rams, suffered injuries that altered the outcome of the remainder of their careers.

In 2004 the makers of Madden NFL needed a new cover athlete. Michael Vick of the Atlanta Falcons had a phenomenal prior season with 2,936 passing yards and 777 rushing yards. It was then decided Michael Vick would be on the cover of the 2004 edition of Madden NFL. The day after the video game was released, Vick broke his fibula causing him to miss 11 games that season. After a few altercations with the law

ometown eroes

and taking a few seasons off, magic in sly ways.

Michael Vick bounced back The following edition, Madand proved that the Madden den NFL ’09, Brett Favre was Curse doesn’t always com- featured on the cover. After pletely demolish careers. Vick Favre’s indecisive phase of now plays for the Philadelphia his career, he decided to stay Eagles as the franchise quar- in the NFL and ended up movterback under a six-year, $100 ing from the Packers to the million contract.

Jets and finally to the Vikings.

In 2008, Madden NFL was Favre injured his bicep down released with Vince Young the road, losing four of his last of the Tennessee Titans on five games. the cover. In Some say Fathe following vre was put on years, Young inthe cover just so The Madden jured his quad, the curse would Curse works thus hindering injure him and its magic in his scrambling his prolonged sly ways. ability. He then career would be proceeded to over. lose all hope Hoping to and quit on his teammates, confuse the curse in 2010, both causing them to lose respect Troy Polamalu of the Steelers for him. and Larry Fitzgerald of the Since then, Vince Young has Cardinals were placed on the been on the Eagles, Bills, and cover. Polamalu played only Packers for brief periods of five games that season due to time. various injuries. Fitzgerald The Madden Curse works its also suffered a rib injury that

prohibited him from playing in the postseason.

After analyzing the statistics before and after each player was placed on the cover, the results show that performance has decreased while the amount of injuries has increased.

However, the real cause of the descrease in production may be the cover athletes’ egos taking over. The injuries could actually be due to a lack of training or arrogant carelessness.

“Yeah, I believe it,” said sophomore Joey Micheletti, “until [the curse] is proved otherwise.” Many sports fans do, in fact, believe that the Madden Curse is real, thus making them nervous when voting for their team’s star player to be on the cover.

Real or not, the Madden Curse is just one of the many superstitions of NFL fans.

-Sports ClipsSeniors celebrate

Former Yankees pitcher offers advice Bailey Coppedge News Editor Andy Cook is a local competitive baseball coach and former New York Yankees pitcher.

For most of his life, Mr. Cook has been involved with baseball. He stared with tee-ball at seven years old, went through high school, college, and professional levels, and is now coaching travel ball for the Memphis Tigers competitive team.

Mr. Cook grew up around Memphis. He attended Christian Brothers High School and graduated from Memphis State (University of Memphis).

Drafted in 1988 by the New York Yankees, Mr. Cook played in the minor league until 1993. He pitched for the Yankees in the big leagues for

one year, then finished another two years playing AAA baseball.

“I climbed the ladder real quick and got my chance, and then I didn’t get another,” says Mr. Cook about his pro career.

As an experienced athlete, Mr. Cook advises young athletes to always work hard. “Work ethic is the driving factor. Once you are given the opportunity, work ethic is what separates those who aren’t as talented from those who are talented.”

“The landscape is littered with people who have a lot more talent than I did; I just had a lot more work ethic. Talent alone won’t get it done.

You’d better be disciplined and committed if you want to succeed.”

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Senior Katherine Camilleri is joined by her mom, Jennifer, as they accept a rose from Sondra Morris, principal, and Greg Stiel, A.D., to recognize contributions to the SBA Dance Team.

Fans cheer team to victory

photo by Sharon Masterson

Loyal and spirited SBA Eagles bowling fans enjoy cheering their classmates to victory against Division II West rival Christian Brothers Purple Wave at the Cordova Bowling Center.

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Fall sports come to a close Savannah Boettcher Sports Editor

Girls Soccer

The girls soccer team ended their season with two tough losses against rivals Briarcrest and Hutchison.

On October 17, the Lady Eagles’ match against the Briarcrest Lady Saints ended with a tragic 3-0 loss, thus finishing third in the region.

A few days later, the team suffered a 1-0 loss to the Hutchison Sting in the substate game. Due to this loss, the girls did not advance to the State Quarterfinals.

Throughout the season, seniors Theresa Stoddard, Erika Gavrock, and junior Ciscily Crislip were key offensive players for the Lady Eagles.

On defense, junior Mallory Barbier, sophomore Holland Heinz, and senior Katelyn Shaner were standouts.

“Due to the loss of many seniors, several players including Ciscily, Cara Carpenter, Mallory, and Holland will have an opportunity to step up next year,” said Coach Nick Dressman.

The Lady Eagles soccer team finished the year with a 5-10-2 record.

Cross Country

While other seasons have already drawn to a close, the varsity cross country team prepares for their state competition.

Mayson Morrissett, a standout senior on the girls team, finished third in the county meet, which consisted of both DII and DI schools, with a time of 19:17.5. Freshman Catherine May also finished in the top 10 at county with a time of 20:18.5.

Sophomores on the team include Harley Chapman, Madeleine Stanfield, Kate Dudek, and Shannon Dunn who all finished in the top 52 at county with times ranging from 21:52.7-23:13.5.

As a team, the varsity girls finished fourth out of 14 teams with an average time of 21:27.45.

Junior JD Dudek finished 31st at county with a time of 17:52, the fastest time of the SBA boys. Other SBA runners included upperclassmen Jason Cooper and Joseph Pearlman, finishing with times of 18:21 and 18:36 respectively. The boys finished 10th overall with an average time of 18:29.

Sophomores Dale Pitawanakwat (18:46) and Will Dear-

man (18:51) ran great times at JV county to earn spots on the State team.

“Both teams are looking very strong as we head to the State meet on November 2.

I’m looking forward to seeing some standout performances from many of our runners. We have six total seniors going to the state meet, so I expect that experience will help us to surprise some teams with a successful finish,” said Coach Lynn Park.

Bowling

“Our toughest opponents are ourselves,” said Coach Eric Wells as he reflected on the strengths and weaknesses of this year’s bowling teams.

Both the boys and girls teams are looking well equipped with deep rosters. On the boy’s side, seniors Josh Mothersell, Mac Schaaf, Will Smith, and junior Jason Cooper are key members.

On the girl’s side, returning seniors Monica Fillion, Morgan Bryant, Jessica Wathen, and junior Nicole Harty are leading the team.

Freshmen Veronica Fillion and Conner Nichols are also making progress and are expected to be significant con-

photo by Billie Coppedge

The SBA girls soccer team gets a kick out of an eagle soaring over the soccer field during the playing of the National Anthem at their substate home game against the Hutchison Sting.

photo by Sharon Masterson

The SBA boys bowling team and loyal Eagles fans celebrate after winning their match against Division II West rival, CBHS.

tributors in the future.

The goal of each individual bowler is to reach Top 10 in the region. As a team, they hope to continue the SBA tradition of bringing home a state championship (or two).

“I know we can win at State,” said Coach Eric Wells.

Football

Eagles football is fighting through a tough schedule. A few unforeseen events, including injuries, have caused them to regroup as they come to the end of the regular season.

“We are very proud of our

team this year,” said Coach Mike David.

Junior Mark Kovacs, the quarterback, is currently one of the leading passers in Shelby County.

The offensive line is held up

by Nestos Rivas, Dalton Lowrie, Ethan York, Ben O’Bryan, and Zach Lindsey.

On the defensive side, standout players include Jacob Lawrence, Ladarius Jordan, DJ Caldwell and several more.

They play Christian Brothers in the last regular season game Friday, November 1, then will meet them again in the first playoff game on November 8.

Volleyball

photo by Sharon Masterson

Lady Eagles volleyball celebrates after their substate victory against Father Ryan which secured their Final Four trip to State.

Trap and skeet team starts in spring Jack Borg

Culture Editor

SBA will have its first-ever trap and skeet team this spring.

Current SBA bowling coach, Eric Wells, will be the head coach of the shotgun-wielding team.

“I anticipate it’s going to be something with lots of faculty, parent, and alumni support,” said Coach Wells. The team will consist of 12 girls and 12 boys, separated into two squads of five, with two alternates.

Although tryouts will be held in early March, all potential team members must complete

a 12-hour hunter safety course approved by the Tennessee Wildlife Resource Agency.

“For your convenience, Officer Park of the TWRA has volunteered to teach the 12 hour course here at SBA, at a time to be determined before the season,” said Coach Wells in a letter to students and parents.

SBA is one of the few schools in Shelby County that does not have a trap and skeet team.

The announcement of this sport has left the students of SBA buzzing with excitement and anticipation. “Every day I have offers from somebody that wants to help or participate,” says Coach Wells.

Practices will be held at Shelby Farms or at Memphis Sport Shooting Association in Lakeland. Coach Wells also stated in an information letter, “Of course, anyone with some land and an interest in helping the team with an adphoto by Sharon Masterson ditional practice Students, faculty, and parents meet in the distance learning center to discuss location should not the specifics of the new trap and skeet team that begins in the spring. be shy about letting college scholarships are fairly ply their own shotgun. us know.”

In addition to learning a new prominent for girls due to Title The current cost for the sport is estimated at around $700, skill, girls may even gain more IX, the law that prohibits sex and competitors must also sup- benefits since trap and skeet discrimination in education.

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Doctor Who celebrates 50th anniversary Kayla Williamson Copy Editor

On November 23, 1963, the Doctor was in.

On that day, 50 years ago, the British sci-fi television series Doctor Who premiered for the first time. The first Doctor, portrayed by William Hartnell, captured the hearts of millions and set the stage for the show’s 50-year-long-run. The show claims the title of longest-running science fiction television series.

Doctor Who originally ran from 1963 until 1989 when, after 26 seasons and eight Doctors, the show took a break. In March 2005, the show was reared back to life with the Ninth Doctor, played

by Christopher Eccleston.

This doctor is not an ordinary physician, though. The Doctor is a 1000-year-old time-traveling alien called a timelord.

The Doctor “regenerates” from time to time, meaning he transforms himself into a different physical form every few years—hence the 11 different Doctors to date. He travels through time and space in his time machine, the TARDIS (Time and Relevant Dimension in Space). Along the way, he picks up companions like Rose Tyler and Clara Oswald, creates deep bonds with said companions, and saves the galaxy time and time again.

After 50 years of saving the world, Doctor Who’s protagonist certainly deserved some commemorating. The idea of a 50th anniversary special was tossed around until finally head writer Steven Moffat sat down and wrote the episode, now entitled “The Day of the

Doctor.”

The plot is being mostly withheld from the public; the only concrete facts known are that ex-companion Rose Tyler, who was last seen at the end of Season Two, and the Tenth Doctor, last seen at the end of Season Four, are both returning to be united with the current Eleventh Doctor and his companion, Clara Oswin Oswald.

The concept of two regenerations of the Doctor being together in one episode is unheard of, which is part of the reason why this 50th Anniversary Special is so very special.

Many die-hard Doctor Who fans are ecstatic for the return of the Tenth Doctor, played

by David Tennant, who was a fan favorite in seasons two through four.

There has been much speculation and media hype around the upcoming special episode, slotted for a 75-minute run instead of the show’s typical 45-minute timeslot. Fans, critics, and people everywhere are talking about what the episode will bring to the show’s plot and if it will deliver up to the hype. British network BBC and the Doctor Who producers have been very careful to prohibit plot leaks and keep sci-fi fans on their toes.

In fact, for this episode, the BBC will attempt to “simulcast” the show at the same time worldwide in 75 different countries to avoid spoilers being posted online. This makes it the world’s largest drama simulcast to date.

In the United States, “The Day of the Doctor” will be broadcast on the BBC America channel on November 23.

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Jack Borg Culture Editor It’s that time of year again-the time when the horror movies fill our TV screens with thrills, screams, and blood. All types of horror movies are a joy to watch, but one genre rises from the

grave above the rest: zombie movies. These classic monsters have been providing entertainment for thrill-seekers and scary movie enthusiasts for years on the big screen.

The following list does not necessarily contain the best zombie movies ever made,

considering some movies are better than others, but it does have some of the most entertaining movies in the genre.

So, without further ado, I present reviews of seven zombie filled movies that are must sees.

Abraham Lincoln vs Zombies

Abraham Lincoln, 16th president of the United States, leads an elite group of secret service agents to cleanse Fort Pulaski of Confederate soldiers-turned-zombies. The historical references, bad acting, and laughable storyline make this “horror” movie so bad it’s good. 2.7 out of 5 stars

State of Emergency An explosion at a chemical factory near a small town infects people with a disease that causes zombie-like symptoms. Recovering from the recent loss of his fiancé, protagonist Jim teams up with three other survivors to barricade a warehouse and stay alive until help arrives.

Unlike most zombie movies, this movie focuses more on the characteristics and personalities of the survivors instead of intense zombie violence. 3.0 out of 5 stars

I Am Legend

Dr. Robert Neville, the last human survivor in post-apocalyptic New York, struggles to find a cure for the disease that has turned almost every person in the world into zombie-like creatures easily injured by light. Will Smith’s heart-wrenching acting and adrenaline-filled close calls will leave every thrill seeker and drama lover satisfied when the credits roll. 4.0 out of 5 stars

Zombieland

Columbus, a timid student who writes the rule book of zombie survival, and Tallahassee, a rough riding, shotgun toting macho man who’s one wish is to find the last Twinkie on earth, ban together to survive in zombie-filled America. Along the way they run into two sisters, Witchita and Little Rock, who are traveling to a theme park to rediscover what’s left of their previous lives. With a great cast, the threat of zombies, touching moments, and occasional comedic relief, Zombieland is perfect for comedy and horror movie lovers.4.1 out of 5 stars

World War Z

Gerry Lane, a family man who used to work for the UN, must go on a mission across the globe to save the world from a disease that turns people into unconventional, superhero-esque zombies. In this action packed thriller, the zombies are fast as cheetahs, form vast mobs like salmon, and charge head first like rhinos. This adventure story is served high, hot, and fast, with a side of what life is truly about: family and comrades.

4.2 out of 5 stars

Shaun of the Dead Shaun Riley, a slacker in his twenties, must make amends with and save his family, friends, and ex-girlfriend during a zombie outbreak in Britain by “waiting for the whole thing to blow over.” Filled with laughter, failed romances, friendship and, of course, zombies, this movie is brilliant and loved by Simon Pegg fans and comedy/horror movie lovers alike. 4.3 out of 5 stars

The Walking Dead

photo from bcb.co.uk Doctor Who, a British science fiction show, celebrates its 50th anniversary this year. The eleven reincarnations of the Doctor (above) are the main characters of the show from over the years. The twelfth reincarnation will be revealed in the 50th anniversary special which premieres this Novemeber on BBC America.

Rick Grims, a sheriff’s deputy, leads a group of survivors through post-zombie-apocalyptic Georgia as the group tries to hold onto their families and humanity. This drama TV show is based on a comic book under the same name. Zombie fanatics, drama lovers, adventure seekers, and scary movie enthusiasts will absolutely love this instant classic TV show. Honestly, it’s one of the best shows I’ve ever seen. 4.8 out of 5 stars

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Experience the wide world of food Amanda Slade

Co-Editor

Have you ever found yourself eating your 20th burger of the month and wished you had a little more variety in your diet? If you plan your next year’s vacation during fall break, you can “taste your way around the world” at the annual International Food and Wine Festival at Epcot theme park. This year’s festival began September 27 and will last until November 11.

Even though Epcot has 11 permanent cultural exhibits, the International Food and Wine Festival gives people an opportunity to learn more about culturally diverse foods that are not part of the “normal days” at Epcot.

“If you want to experience Brazilian foods, all you have to do is go to the permanent Brazilian exhibit. While the festival does have kiosks focusing

on countries with permanent exhibits, [Disney intends] for it to focus more on countries that don’t,” said “cast member” Joshua Harris.

The festival began in 1996 and 12 countries were represented: Brazil, Argentina, Canada, France, Germany, China, Mexico, Greece, Italy, Japan, Morocco, and Poland.

The festival now features sample-sized foods from 20 different countries, ranging from the conventional Japanese sushi and French crème brulee to the less-expected South Korean Kimchi dog and vegetarian haggis from newlyadded Scotland.

The International Food and Wine Festival also contains separate kiosks dedicated to cheese, coffee, vegetarian foods, desserts, local Florida, Hawaii, and more. Passports containing blank squares next to the name of each country or kiosk, as well as checkboxes

Book Review

next to lists of foods offered at each, are given to festival participants to be checked and stamped as they journey from country to country.

“Having different foods from all around the world in one spot was cool,” says SBA senior Emily Cross, who attended the festival. “I loved the Hawaiian pork sliders and also the Australian garlic shrimp you could smell from halfway across the park.”

As well as food samplings, the festival includes daily cooking demonstrations, seminars, cookbook signings, and the “Eat to the Beat” evening concert series.

Interested parties unable to make their way to Orlando before November 11 can appease their appetites with the International Flower and Garden Festival from March 5 to May 18. While more focused on horticulture, the festival will also offer “specially cre-

Follow zombie guide for a fulfilling life Lauren James

Reporter

The Zen of Zombie: Better Living Through the Undead

by Scott Kenemore is a selfhelp book with an undead twist.

Published in 2007, this guide to life gives you tips based on how zombies live.

According to the author, zombies can teach us a lot about enjoying life. They know how to live life to the fullest, seeing as they have rather extended lifetimes.

Being patient, focusing on a task without distractions, choosing your own path in life, accepting who you are, and treating other people equally are just some of the ways in which the undead show their natural efficiency in dealing with the modern world.

The Zen of Zombie will also show you how to slow down and move at your own pace (zombies are rather good at this), how to become your own boss (because who

would argue with a zombie?), and how to just “devour those irritating people who get in your way” (that one being pretty self-explanatory).

The book provides a 90day stepby-step program to help you achieve full zombie-ness without having to be a true zombie.

For example, Week One tells you to keep a list of the things that scare you.

True zombies fear nothing, and by changing things from “this scares me,” to “this is scared of me,” you can start on the path of becoming more zombie-like.

photo by Amanda Slade

The Epcot Food and Wine Festival is an annual event that allows guests to “taste their way around the world.” Disney employees, known as cast members, hand out tasty treats at the Brazil kiosk.

ated food and beverage items inspired by the gardens around the World Showcase.”

Epcot’s Holidays Around the World, held from November

29 to December 30, features seasonal foods. For more information, visit www.epcotfoodfestival.com.

FEARS

to chip away at some spooky fears, like fears of ghosts, goblins, ghouls, and more?

Maybe I’ll try to ride an elevator to the thirteenth floor without hyperventilating.

continued from page 2 think you have to abandon your personality. In fact, take advantage of this freaky and fright-“full” month of October

ZOMBIES

continued from page 5 the colder climate prohibits the spread of S. mandu. However, the World Health Organization is also hiring a volunteer force of those who are willing to assist. “Those wishing to

ARTISTS

continued from page 7

Throughout the novel, the author adds humorous sidebar comments such as, “When life gives you lemons...use them to lay some kind of trap for a guy who likes lemons. Then you can eat his brain.”

We can all learn by studying zombies and their ways and trying to emulate them.

Well, except for the whole “eating brains” part.

just songs to dance to, it’s songs that motivate people and get them to listen to what is really going on in our world,” Macklemore said in a recent interview with MTV. With their new, unique style of music, the group Twenty One Pilots is ready to introduce a fresh sound into the music scene. They explore hip-hop, piano-rock, and unbridled pop in their songs.

The group likes to consider themselves “music risk takers.” Lead singer Tyler Joseph said, “Proving ourselves to our fans and people that don’t even know who we are is one of our biggest tasks ...

join are required to have read or watched World War Z in an effort to recruit only the best of the best,” says Mitchell.

For those who are willing to help fend off the zombie invaders, please call 1-555-4ASSIST. *Halloween fiction

there are so many artists, but I don’t think I’ve come across an artist with a style like ours.”

Becky G, a 16-year-old urban pop artist, is making sure her name is known not only in her hometown of Inglewood, CA, but also all around the world.

Becky G is known for her strong, influential lyrics. She said, “If people pay attention to the lyrics, they will know who I am, which I think is really important. You want people to have a feel for what you’re about.”

“Also, when I write, I like to tell a story, because what draws me in as a listener is wanting to know what’s going to happen or how the story ends.”

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Would You Rather...

The Eagle’s Challenge

...swim in a pool of roaches or eat slugs?

Ramana Sharif and Nayla Bandealy, 11th

Jack Brock and Daniel Smith, 12th

Zoe Woods, 10th

Slugs

Roaches

Slugs

Zaryrion Harris and Griffin Washburn, 11th

Malachi Marrero, 11th

Nick Stark, 12th

Fill in the boxes so that each row, column, and square has ONE of each number 1 through 9.

Roaches

Slugs

Roaches

Elizabeth Beard, 10th

Braxton Powers and Alyssa Van Brott, 10th

Courtney Parker, 10th

Slugs

Roaches

Slugs

Build the Nest!

Seymourisms I feel like a pig, eating so much candy. Oink, oink!

Each player connects two of the dots, creating a line (no diagonals!). When someone ompletes a box, that person marks it as his or hers, and then earns a second turn. Play continues until all the dots are connected, and whoever has the most completed boxes wins the game!

Joke of the Month

Mr. Seymour is an Honors Pre-Calculus and AP Calculus teacher at SBA. The many things he randomly utters in his classroom led The Eagle’s Eye staff to highlight a particularly funny saying of his in each issue.

During exams at England’s Cambridge University, a bright young student asks the proctor to bring him cakes and ale.

“Sorry, no,” says the proctor.

“Sir, I really must insist,” says the student, taking out a copy of the 400 year old Laws of Cambridge, written in Latin and still nominally in effect. He points to a section which reads (roughly translated): “Gentlemen sitting examinations may request and require cakes and ale.”

The proctor gives in, but since cakes and ale aren’t readily available, he and the student agree that hamburgers and beer can be substituted, and the student sits there, writing his examination and happily slurping away.

Three weeks later, the same student is fined five pounds for not wearing a sword to the examination.