Any
computer knows
half-smart
about anything, I'm
Just
told.
They know all about: The sun and the moon, How much and how soon, The stars in the sky, The answers to wherefore and why, How many warts are on a toad.
And why
"They said we could never be happy together, That we were birds of a different feather.
With
And
excuse they jerked
my
exiled
plug.
me
to this dark corner
away from my
a chicken crosses the road.
computers even know about computers!
this
out
love."
,
With
this
last
lament,
Flashing lights
These brain 'chines also know about the birds and bees. And this was a problem lately bothering me. So with this thought in mind, Some answers set out to find.
showed
his
malcontent. His whirring heart sadly slowed
The emotional load caused three fuses to blow!
I
With
A computer
found crying
I
in
a
corner
He should have been
With all the appearances of a bereaved mourner. These machines aren't supposed to feel,
Was
this,
mutation
me
I
me
at
computer,
A
strange
I
day.
blinked
For there
twice, then thrice:
When
no difference between
there exists between
them
true love.
woe, Simply because machines are supposed to be emotionless and is
is
hawk and dove
me you
sure are nice. tale
completely indisputable.
fact
knew that he would find a way To unite with his love again some
questions aside. asked him to confide.
mister, to listen to
"My
able to
had caught?
His photo-electric ceil
"
left
For he was an intelligent
my
Putting In
I
some
I
solve them.
thought.
I
then,
problems
his
all
him;
a tale of
Not long after this encounter, saw again the mechanical counter
cold.
I
we do
But
And
possess emotion.
mine create commotion! boy, did
"You
And anyone could
a
see, fell in love with the office dictating machine.
And
easily see.
That he looked happy as could be.
I
was branded a fiend. wooden nickle compared to
for this
Like a
Obviously he had found a way. But exactly
how he would
not say.
I
Jefferson penny.
They said our differences were too many.
a
To
retain or divulge his secret
was
And
all
his choice.
he would say was, "This
is
a recording," in a feminine voice.