8 • LEGACY
BY LOGAN ENOH FAMUTIMI
“M
on fils… avec une fille?? Est-ce que je t’ai bien entendu?” Pierre asked his wife. “Oui, mon chère, Lucas is coming back with a girl! Can you believe it??” Chloë responded from the master bedroom restroom as she was putting on her makeup. “With a girl?” Juliette asked from down the hall. “I always thought he was a PD.” “Juliette, ferme ta bouche!” yelled Pierre as he walked past Juliette’s room. “Yes, honey,” Chloë affirmed as she entered Juliette’s room. “We don’t use the ‘F-word’ anymore.
Remember, we français are a new and modernized people who respect people’s differences no matter what. Unlike those… américains. The proper way to refer to those kind of people is ‘homosexual.’” Chloë Château, a young, proud, wealthy French woman, was delighted by France’s newfound openness to different cultures and languages. She had made it her duty to ensure her family was also with the times, making bilingualism a must in the household. She was also so thrilled when Lucas went on a missionary