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ZOZOBRA DECADES PROJECT HITS THE 1980S Feels like a missed opportunity to make him look like Ronald Regan, but whatevs.
SEC. DEB HAALAND MARRIES LONGTIME PARTNER We don’t even care what he does or who he is so long as Haaland is happy, damnit!
MIKE RICHARDS OUT AS JEOPARDY! HOST AND EXECUTIVE PRODUCER We’ll take “You probably shouldn’t say a bunch of racist and misogynist shit then act like it never happened” for $500, Alex. #LeVarBurton4Ever
STATE RESTAURANT INDUSTRY KICKS OFF RECRUITMENT CAMPAIGN It’s not about having any old job, employers—it’s about having a job that’s worth it.
LAST TROOPS LEAVE AFGHANISTAN On to the next forever war.
MORE SANTA FE VENUES, BUSINESSES REQUIRING PROOF OF VACCINATION And remember, kids—you can’t boycott a place that doesn’t actually want your business!
WHISPERS OF FALL CAME BLOWING IN ON THE BREEZE And y’know what? It’s time. We’re sick of being hot all the time.
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READ IT ON SFREPORTER.COM CRISIS CARE State health officials say hospitals might have to ration care if COVID-19 cases continue on the current trajectory.
W E A R E WAY M O R E TH A N W E D N E S DAY H E R E A R E A CO UP LE O F O N LI N E E XC LUS I V E S :
HELPING AFGHANISTAN Santa Fe women with ties to Afghanistan are working to help refugees, women, artists and others still there.
