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SO HAZY YOU CAN’T EVEN SEE THE MOUNTAINS Thanks bunches for the smoke, nearby states—first your entire effing population moves here and screws up our housing and now this.
FORMER SUPREME COURT JUSTICE BARBARA VIGIL IS THE NEW CABINET SECRETARY FOR CYFD That was maybe the shortest retirement ever.
SANTA FE OLYMPIAN DROPS OUT OF MARATHON DUE TO HIP PAIN And before you start talking shit, people who’ve never been in the Olympics, remember that you’ve never been in the Olympics.
NEW YORK GOV. ANDREW CUOMO SAYS HE’LL RESIGN “Heeeeeeey! I’m resigning here!” Cuomo said.
JACKASS... PLEA DEAL AFOOT FOR CUOY GRIFFIN FOR ROLE IN JAN. 6 ATTACK Cowboys will be cowboys.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THAT GUY FROM ESPAÑOLA WHO HELPED NASA SEND CHILE TO SPACE Sincerely, though, this is one of the coolest things ever! #SpaceChile
READ IT ON SFREPORTER.COM WE ASSUME #SPACECHILE HASHTAG IS TAKING THE WORLD BY STORM BY NOW Did we do an internet?
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MEOW WOLF GOES MILE HIGH After who even knows how long anymore, Santa Fe arts corporation Meow Wolf prepares to open its Denver installation.
W E A R E WAY M O R E TH A N W E D N E S DAY H E R E A R E A CO UP LE O F O N LI N E E XC LUS I V E S :
THIRST TRAP Two new plans related to security and conservation of Santa Fe’s drinking water supply are underway.