THIS MODERN WORLD

SO HAZY YOU CAN’T EVEN SEE THE MOUNTAINS

Thanks bunches for the smoke, nearby states—first your entire effing population moves here and screws up our housing and now this.

FORMER SUPREME COURT JUSTICE BARBARA VIGIL IS THE NEW CABINET SECRETARY FOR CYFD

That was maybe the shortest retirement ever.

SANTA FE OLYMPIAN DROPS OUT OF MARATHON DUE TO HIP PAIN

And before you start talking shit, people who’ve never been in the Olympics, remember that you’ve never been in the Olympics.

NEW YORK GOV. ANDREW CUOMO SAYS HE’LL RESIGN

“Heeeeeeey! I’m resigning here!” Cuomo said.

JACKASS...

PLEA DEAL AFOOT FOR CUOY GRIFFIN FOR ROLE IN JAN. 6 ATTACK

Cowboys will be cowboys.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THAT GUY FROM ESPAÑOLA WHO HELPED NASA SEND CHILE TO SPACE

Sincerely, though, this is one of the coolest things ever! #SpaceChile

WE ASSUME #SPACECHILE HASHTAG IS TAKING THE WORLD BY STORM BY NOW

Did we do an internet?

READ IT ON SFREPORTER.COM

WE ARE WAY MORE THAN WEDNESDAY HERE ARE A COUPLE OF ONLINE EXCLUSIVES:

MEOW WOLF GOES MILE HIGH

After who even knows how long anymore, Santa Fe arts corporation Meow Wolf prepares to open its Denver installation.

THIRST TRAP

Two new plans related to security and conservation of Santa Fe’s drinking water supply are underway.