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SOME TYPES OF NUCLEAR WASTE FROM LANL REPORTEDLY TOO DANGEROUS TO MOVE It’s like y’all are trying to prove hippies right up there!
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WE SMELLED CHILE ROASTING LAST WEEK IN SANTA FE Shortest summer ever.
WE ALSO REALIZED ZOZOBRA IS IN A MONTH Clearly we’re trapped in some kind of time vortex wherein nothing makes sense anymore and we’re either too hot or too cold.
LOOKS LIKE IT’S BACK TO SCHOOL THIS WEEK FOR SANTA FE KIDS... Good?
...AND THERE’S A MASK MANDATE FOR ALL There. Pandemic fixed.
UNM TO REQUIRE VACCINATIONS, TOO Just remember you’re not nearly interesting enough for anyone to implant a tracker on your person.
BEST OF SANTA FE BANNERS APPEARING ALL OVER TOWN Sorry we couldn’t throw a party this year. Only 51 weeks until next year’s.
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READ IT ON SFREPORTER.COM IN THE ZONE Santa Fe Board of County Commissioners unanimously passes ordinance detailing zoning regulations for cannabis producers, retailers and consumers.
W E A R E WAY M O R E TH A N W E D N E S DAY H E R E A R E A CO UP LE O F O N LI N E E XC LUS I V E S :
MOVIES REDUX After more than a year dormant, the Center for Contemporary Arts is showing movies again. Huzzah!
