THIS MODERN WORLD

SOME TYPES OF NUCLEAR WASTE FROM LANL REPORTEDLY TOO DANGEROUS TO MOVE

It’s like y’all are trying to prove hippies right up there! NOPE.

WE SMELLED CHILE ROASTING LAST WEEK IN SANTA FE

Shortest summer ever.

WE ALSO REALIZED ZOZOBRA IS IN A MONTH

Clearly we’re trapped in some kind of time vortex wherein nothing makes sense anymore and we’re either too hot or too cold.

LOOKS LIKE IT’S BACK TO SCHOOL THIS WEEK FOR SANTA FE KIDS...

Good?

...AND THERE’S A MASK MANDATE FOR ALL

There. Pandemic fixed.

UNM TO REQUIRE VACCINATIONS, TOO

Just remember you’re not nearly interesting enough for anyone to implant a tracker on your person.

BEST OF SANTA FE BANNERS APPEARING ALL OVER TOWN

Sorry we couldn’t throw a party this year. Only 51 weeks until next year’s.

READ IT ON SFREPORTER.COM

WE ARE WAY MORE THAN WEDNESDAY HERE ARE A COUPLE OF ONLINE EXCLUSIVES:

IN THE ZONE

Santa Fe Board of County Commissioners unanimously passes ordinance detailing zoning regulations for cannabis producers, retailers and consumers.

MOVIES REDUX

After more than a year dormant, the Center for Contemporary Arts is showing movies again. Huzzah!