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Street paintings by 300 local artists and children will transform the Old Mission plaza. Street painting—using chalk on pavement—is an Italian tradition since the 16th century. The international competition is held each year in Grazie di Curtatone, Italy. Join our celebration and enjoy live music, an Italian market of fine foods, and Mission tours. I Madonnari benefits the Children's Creative Project, a nonprofit arts education program of the County Education Office, William J. Cirone, superintendent. The Project provides resident artist workshops and performances for 50,000 children in 92 schools.

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On 5/18, Judge Michael Carrozzo sentenced a 35-year-old man who had raped and impregnated his 13-year-old stepdaughter in 2012 to life in prison without the possibility of parole, marking the first time a child molester received a life sentence in the county. Santos Guevara-Oliva of Carpinteria was found guilty in March of forcible rape and aggravated sexual assault of a child under age 14.

In a courtroom packed with family members, Jose Gutierrez, 19, of Goleta and James Taylor, 22, of Lompoc pleaded not guilty to charges in a shooting incident in Isla Vista on 5/11. Accused of attempted murder, attempted robbery, first-degree burglary, assault with the use of a deadly weapon, and gang association, the two were involved in a drug-related fight that resulted in gunshot wounds to two 22-yearold Gauchos. Taylor and Gutierrez return to court June 1. pau l wellm an

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IN THE THICK OF IT: Gaviota resident Josh fills bucket after bucket with oil. He and others said they’ve found pockets of crude east of the spill as the wind and the waves push the slick further down the coast. “We need to hold the line,” he said. Citing health concerns, officials are asking would-be volunteers to steer clear of the beaches and to call (877) 823-6926 if they spot any oiled animals.

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and state Fish and Wildlife personnel tally the “But to see this level of spill into such a t around 11:30 a.m. Tuesday, Santa Barbara County firefight- true damage. sensitive and treasured environment is ers were dispatched just west of “Plains deeply regrets this release has devastating.” The Gaviota Coast is one of Refugio State Beach to investi- occurred and is making every effort to limit its the most important ecosystems in all of gate a strong, gassy smell waft- environmental impact,” the company said in a California, Bailey went on, and environing through the area. They soon discovered a statement. The spill is the largest in Santa Bar- mentalists have fought tirelessly to protect river of oil spewing down a storm drain and bara since a 1997 equipment failure at Platform it since the massive 1969 spill nearby. “I straight into the ocean that quickly covered Irene off North County polluted Surf Beach. am deeply saddened by the images coming nine miles of pristine Gaviota coastline in Six cleanup boats were deploying booms and from the scene at Refugio,” Representative Lois thick crude. The slick is expected to travel far- skimming the ocean Tuesday while land teams Capps said Wednesday morning. “This incither east before it’s stopped and cleaned in the began the arduous task of stripping crude dent is yet another stark reminder of the serious risks to our environment coming days.

Health officials ordered and economy that come from Refugio State Beach closed drilling for oil.” and its campers relocated The broken Plains pipeline just as oil-covered birds and funnels 45,000-50,000 barrels other distressed wildlife began of produced oil a day between washing ashore. Fishing and ExxonMobil’s Las Flores shellfish harvesting has been Canyon Processing Facility shut down on both sides of near Refugio to the Plainsthe beach, and news helicopowned Gaviota pumping ters showed migrating whales station. From there, it travels skirting the sheen. A family livto refineries in Kern County. ing near Orella Ranch evacuThe 10-mile pipeline was ated their home because the installed in the early 1990s. fumes were so overwhelming.

Notably, it’s the only piece of energy infrastructure on The accident has been classified by federal responders Santa Barbara County land as a “medium-sized” spill and that’s not under the county’s was traced to an underground GHOST TOWN: El Refugio State Beach has been closed to campers and day watch. When the pipe was pipeline a few hundred yards visitors, and it may stay that way for Memorial Day weekend. put in, Plains successfully inland above Highway 101. sued to place it under the The 24-inch pipe is owned supervision of the state fire and operated by Houston-based Plains All from rock and sand. “Any oil spill is devastat- marshal, arguing state management preAmerican Pipeline, which stopped the leak ing to the environment, but it’s nothing that empted local oversight. at approximately 3 p.m. It’s unclear how long we can’t recover from,” said Captain Jennifer The pipeline hasn’t experienced any other major issues, said Kevin Drude, head the pipe was leaking, what caused it to break, Williams of the U.S. Coast Guard. or exactly how much crude escaped. Plains “Unfortunately, with accidents and oil of the county’s Energy Division. The life initially reported that 21,000 gallons of oil development, it is not a question of if but of expectancy of such pipes can reach 100 made its way into the ocean, but that number when,” said Owen Bailey, executive direc- years, he explained, assuming a close eye is is expected to rise after county, Coast Guard, tor of the Environmental Defense Center. kept on corrosion concont’d page 12  8

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Duanying Chen (pictured), 20, pleaded guilty on 5/19 to felony animal cruelty and domestic battery. Last year, authorities said Chen tortured his miniature pinscher so badly it had to be euthanized and that he also had strangled his girlfriend. He faces a maximum of six years and six months in prison and returns to court for sentencing on 6/30. In a letter to Judge Brian Hill and during a press conference in Los Angeles on 5/15, Hongling Hu, Chen’s mother, said his misdeeds can be blamed on his overly sheltered upbringing, poor social skills, and ignorance of U.S. law.

The death of Javier Limon, whose body was found near Guadalupe Dunes in August 2014, has been traced back to Joseph Morales, 27, an inmate in Los Angeles County. A Sheriff’s Office investigation found Morales had coordinated Limon’s murder from his prison housing unit using a cell phone. Gregorio Agustine, Arturo Granados, and Yesenia Granados of Santa Maria were arrested in September 2014 in connection with the murder. Morales is currently incarcerated for a 2006 attempted murder in Santa Maria.

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cITy Alternative transportation junkies have long salivated at the prospect of building a separate pathway for cyclists, pedestrians, and runners along stretches of Las Positas and Modoc roads. This Tuesday, the City Council authorized spending up to $1 million for design, planning, and environmental review of such a project encompassing 2.6 miles of roadway. The project would better link Hendry’s Beach, Elings Park, and the Douglas Family Preserve, proponents say.

The Santa Barbara City Council agreed to renew the Westside United Boys & Girls Club’s lease for its digs by Bohnett Park. The new lease will run three years; the previous lease ran for 50 and expired last summer.

City officials have been concerned about financial and leadership issues that have dogged United Boys & Girls Club since the Great Recession and insisted on a short lease to ensure that such concerns get addressed.

With the hiring of Michael Baker as the new CEO four months ago, some of that concern has been addressed.

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The agonizingly long and convoluted battle to develop 72 lots along the Gaviota Coast is about to get even more agonizing and convoluted as developer Matt Osgood submitted papers this week asking the county supervisors to approve the $44.5 million transfer of ownership of the 1,000 acres in question.

Osgood owned the land and had secured county Matt Osgood approvals but was foreclosed in 2010 after failing to make payments to his lender, First National Bank. Earlier this year, First National sold to David Liu, a Chinese-American real estate mogul from Arcadia, and his firm Standard Portfolios Asset Management. Liu has retained Osgood in some capacity to bring the project to fruition.

Earlier this year, County Planning and Development czar Glenn Russell rejected Osgood’s request that the transfer of ownership be accepted. Russell explained at the time that the request contained absolutely no information as to the new owner’s financial ability — or reputation — to make good certain obligations Osgood had made in exchange for approval by the county. With the delivery of a 50-page document — complete with breathtaking color photos of blue-eyed dogs, horses in meadows, fish, kids jumping, and orange sherbet sunsets — Osgood is appealing Russell’s denial to the county supervisors. Whether the new documents answer Russell’s questions, Russell’s not sure yet. He indicated that Osgood and Liu probably met the requirements if the agreement was looked at narrowly.

But whether the new information satisfied the broader question of whether Osgood and Liu could bring the development to completion, Russell still has questions. Osgood, he noted, lost the property once already. Attorney Marc Chytilo, who’s been battling Osgood for the past decade on behalf of environmental activists intent on saving Naples from development, expressed hope the supervisors would take a “bold and protective” stance when evaluating the transfer of ownership. In that context, Chytilo suggested Osgood’s reputation might become a relevant consideration. The supervisors will probably decide the matter later — Nick Welsh this summer.

question on 5/13: The rock wall is the best way to protect Goleta Beach Park in the years to come. In its ruling, spearheaded by Commissioner Jana Zimmer (pictured),the agency awarded a 20-year permit to the 1,200 feet of rocks installed on the western end of the beach. Regular monitoring will track any possible effects of the revetment on the beach, and any changes are to be analyzed after the first 10 years. Most speakers voiced their desire to see the rocks remain at Goleta Beach, which attracts 1.5 million visitors a year.

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by N i c k W e l s H n an effort to address the perils of climate change, the county supervisors voted 3-2 to adopt the most stringent greenhouse-gas-emission restrictions of any county in California, requiring all industrial facilities to limit their emissions to 1,000 metric tons a year or to offset any releases above that. The new rules will affect 50 industrial producers, all but one of which is an oil operation located in northern Santa Barbara County. Advocates for the oil industry had lobbied loud and hard for thresholds of 10,000 metric tons a year, arguing that new restrictions would damage the one North County industry to provide decent-paying jobs.

Just 18 months ago, the same oil-industry advocates had lambasted the supervisors for imposing that 10,000-metric-ton threshold on Santa Maria Energy, a fact that the three South County supervisors noted with varying degrees of theatricality. First District Supervisor Salud Carbajal noted archly he was “perplexed,” while Supervisor Janet Wolf said she felt she was “in another world,” having been told so recently how “the sky would fall.” Santa Maria Supervisor Steve Lavagnino sought to explain the oil industry’s change of heart, saying it had been “tortured.” Supervisor Peter Adam mocked “the dire doom-andgloom” prognostications made over the years by environmentalists — the Arctic ice had not melted, he noted, as Al Gore predicted it would in 2007 — and suggested the planet would correct itself if, in fact, global warming was taking place, “as it’s done in the past.”

According to county energy staff, the new regulations will capture 99.2 percent of the greenhouse gases released in the county by stationary sources. Under the 10,000 metric ton threshold, the capture rate would have been 90.4 percent. These numbers, however, are somewhat distant if not hypothetical. The companies involved will continue producing and generating pollution, but they will have to purchase pollution offsets and credits. Since none of these offsets currently exist in Santa Barbara County, the affected oil companies will purchase credits available in states like Alabama and Texas. While environmentalists concede Santa Barbara should have its own offsets, they also argue that because climate change is a global problem, anything that reduces greenhouse-gas emissions anywhere is a good thing everywhere. Santa Barbara, they argued, had an obligation to do its part to solve the problem, no matter how small its contribution might be.“Sometimes incentives are not enough to get us where we need to go in the time we need to get there,” said Supervisor Doreen Farr.

At the meeting, oil-industry representatives had an air of resignation, and while some environmentalists argued in favor of a “net-zero” threshold, none pushed that hard.

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climate-change bill signed into law by Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger in 2006. That bill required California to reduce greenhousegas emissions to 1990 levels by the year 2020.

While that goal appears to be well within reach, Schwarzenegger also required that the state reduce such emissions to 80 percent below 1990 levels by the year 2050. That goal is not so easily attained, and to meet it, local agencies will have to dramatically increase their rate of decrease.

Adding urgency, Governor Jerry Brown just issued a new interim edict two weeks ago, requiring the state to reduce emissions to 40 percent of 1990 levels by the year 2030. With these new goals in mind, the supervisorial majority questioned whether the “business as usual” approach favored by the oil industry and a plurality of the Air Pollution Control District board — dominated by North County representatives — could achieve such reductions.

Supervisor Lavagnino objected the county government exempted itself from the new standards and noted unhappily that surrounding counties had all embraced the 10,000-metric-ton threshold. Joe Armendariz, speaking for the Santa Barbara County Taxpayers Association, decried the new threshold as “environmental vanity,” and Andy Caldwell of the Coalition of Labor, Agriculture, and Business contended China’s insatiable appetite for coal power — one new coal plant is built every 11 days, he said — will more than offset any reductions achieved in Santa Barbara. “Their metric for emissions is 10 billion a year; ours is one million,” he said.

“We’re insignificant.”

Katie Davis of the Santa Barbara Sierra Club said that fully 77 percent of the population agreed greenhouse-gas emissions needed to be cut back, and she noted that the 10,000-metric-ton threshold was the equivalent of 2,000 new cars on the county roads. If all car owners are expected to be smogged, she argued, why should the oil company be given n a pass for 2,000 cars’ worth? may 21, 2015

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The Enduring Power of Art As you walk through the Santa Barbara Museum of Art, don’t be surprised if you see the Museum’s Robert and Mercedes Eichholz Director and CEO Larry J. Feinberg in the galleries. For Feinberg, one of the joys of his job is seeing how the diverse people who come to the Museum are engaged by art.

“Art allows you to explore, not only other people and cultures, but all sorts of ideas.

Art can be a gateway—to distant periods and cultures, from 17th-century Spain or to modern China,” Feinberg says. “I believe in the power of art to educate and inspire and offer people a richer life.”

“When I walk through the Museum and look at great art from a new exhibition, inevitably I will see something new, something extraordinary, that I haven’t seen before.”

Experience some of the world’s great paintings, sculptures and photographs in an intimate setting. Envision a museum that is a gathering place for the entire Santa Barbara community.

Imagine more…

Giovanni Paolo Panini, Interior of a Picture Gallery with the Collection of Cardinal Silvio Valenti Gonzaga (detail), 1749. Oil on canvas. Wadsworth Atheneum Museum of Art, The Ella Gallup Sumner and Mary Catlin Sumner Collection Fund, 1948.478 on view during Renaissance to Rococo: Masterpieces from the Collection of the Wadsworth Atheneum Museum of Art (2006)

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ollowing the suit of Alameda County and San Francisco, Santa Barbara supervisors took a step this week toward implementing an ordinance that could put drug companies on the hook for a prescription drug take-back program.

Currently, the Sheriff’s department oversees eight drug take-back bins scattered from Carpinteria to Lompoc through a roughly $172,000 program known as Operation Medicine Cabinet. Bins located at the Sheriff’s headquarters in Santa Barbara and Santa Maria fill up as often as every day, according to Sheriff’s spokesperson Kelly Hoover, and the others start to overflow weekly.

Sheriff’s personnel frequently book the collected material as evidence and drive four times a year to the Los Angeles area to dispose of the meds properly. The department does not inspect the contents of the drop boxes, said Lieutenant Brad McVay, adding, “There are unused prescription medications for every ailment imaginable.”

Shortly after Operation Medicine Cabinet launched in 2010, Sheriff’s officials transported about 1,000 pounds of pills (usually in containers) down south each trip. In recent years, that figure has doubled. In fact, 32,400 pounds have been collected in nearly five years, according to county staff, which is a higher rate of poundage per population compared to other counties.

This increase coupled with changes in DEA (Drug Enforcement Agency) laws prompted 3rd District Supervisor Doreen Farr to suggest drug companies come to the table in a manner similar to statewide laws that require producers of mattresses and paint, among other products, to pay for waste management. DEA regulations released in 2014 allow entities such as hospitals and pharmacies to create collection programs; in the past, just law-enforcement agencies had such authority.

The concept is not brand new. Last year, State Senator Hannah-Beth Jackson introduced a bill that required drug manufacturers to set up a statewide system for properly getting rid of unwanted prescription drugs that tend to pile up in the bathrooms of older folks’ homes and could be easily obtained

by kids or teenagers. The average senior is prescribed 27 new drugs per year, according to IMS Institute for Healthcare Informatics.

Proponents call such programs very cheap compared to industry’s coffers, but the bill faced severe opposition from Big Pharma and stalled in committee.

Jackson’s bill was modeled after an Alameda County ordinance that passed in 2012.

It came under fire from the pharmaceutical industry, which filed a suit last year that lost in a federal appeals court. On Thursday, the U.S. Supreme Court will receive that decision. Farr said Tuesday that ordinance is just one example her office is considering. “It’s clear that people use [the bins] if they know about them,” the 3rd District supervisor said.

“As a nation, we have overflowing medicine cabinets everywhere.”

Attention to the issue comes at a time when experts say the use of opiates such as OxyContin—incredibly addictive, with withdrawals more painful than cocaine—is disconcerting. Since 2012, roughly 300-350 cases of prescription overdose were reported each year in emergency rooms at Santa Barbara County hospitals. That’s as many as five times the number of ER visits for cocaine, heroin, meth, or other nonprescription drug overdoses. And last year, the Coroner’s Office reported 59 overdose deaths, 10 more than were reported the previous year. In the past two years, the county’s Alcohol and Drug Program Services increased the funding for methadone, a synthetic opioid used to reduce withdrawal symptoms, from $1.6 million to $3 million.

On Tuesday, the consensus among supervisors and about 10 public speakers was in favor of proper disposal, and many were enthused by the idea of giving the bill to the pharmaceutical industry. Supervisor Peter Adam warned that the industry would shove any costs back into the drug prices. “There’s no free lunch here,” he said.

Others cited environmental concerns as another reason to look into establishing an ordinance as some people flush their leftover meds, polluting the water stream. The board voted unanimously to direct Farr’s office to work with Public Works staff to conduct outreach and to return to the board in October n with proposed program expansion.

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trol. Drude said he was curious why the leak did not trigger an automatic shutoff, as the pipe is equipped with a sensor system that can detect even the slightest change in pressure. “It’s able to pick up pinhole leaks,” he said. Tuesday night, Drude was gearing up for a site inspection at first light Wednesday morning.

He said Plains had not yet provided his office with the data that will allow him to calculate exactly how much oil spilled.

Founded in 1998, Plains All American Pipeline is in the business of transporting and storing crude oil and natural gas all over the continent. According to the SEC, the company’s net revenue last year was $1.39 billion. Tuesday’s spill was the latest in a number of similar accidents in recent years.

department date back to 2008, but within the last two weeks, the agency was apprised that an audit could result in a disallowance of up to $1.8 million from the state. ADMHS spokesperson Suzanne Grimmesey said the department will likely learn many more details in coming weeks.

County Fire’s hand crew, a 29-person team with deep roots in the department’s history, trained on a recent Wednesday afternoon near Cold Spring Bridge. Begun more than 40 years ago, the department’s hotshot crew has had an on-again, off-again lifespan through budgetary ups and downs. With high fire season beginning, the new crew has been busy clearing brush and building fuel breaks. Last week, Carpinteria-Summerland Fire District held a wildland training with firefighters from the tri counties and the Forest Service.

The supervisors voted 3-2 to support Assemblymember Das Williams’s bill to create a vehicle for self-governance in Isla Vista.

Unlike most legislation, AB 3 started as a shell of a proposal, which has been slowly filled during 42 weekly meetings held in I.V. The bill must now clear the Appropriations Committee, the Assembly and Senate floors, and the governor’s desk before it can get to the ballot in 2016, whereupon Isla Vista voters must approve creation of a community

The EPA has recorded at least 10 serious incidents in Texas, Louisiana, Oklahoma, and Kansas; between June 2004 and September 2007, more than 273,000 gallons of crude was leaked, and in a 2010 settlement with the EPA, the company agreed to spend $41 million to upgrade 10,400 miles of pipeline and pay $3.25 million in civil penalties. In 2011, Plains’ Canadian division was responsible for three major accidents in Alberta.

Last May, a 130-mile Plains pipeline that runs through Los Angeles County ruptured and sent 19,000 gallons of crude through the streets of Atwater Village. The leak lasted around 45 minutes, covered a half-mile area in oil, and caused the evacuation of nearby buildings. According to news reports, Plains was not aware of the spill until residents called the city fire department, which then n had to notify the company. services district (CSD), and a second ballot measure must achieve two-thirds voter approval to fund the CSD within 10 years’ time.

EDucATIOn It’s no surprise Brandon Sportel is the 2016 Santa Barbara County Teacher of the Year.

A special-education teacher who oversees a classroom of 11 K-5 students with mild to moderate disabilities at Canalino Elementary School, Sportel won the prestigious statewide Milken Educator Award last month and the Carpinteria School District’s teacher of the year distinction before that. Lauded for his innovation and energy, Sportel is perhaps best at connecting with his students. “I love my job because every morning, [my students] are bound to keep me smiling,” Sportel said at the award ceremony.

Seeking to advance sexual assault reform at UCSB, dozens of students camped out in Chancellor Henry Yang’s office into the early morning hours of 5/14. Just before the sitin began on 5/13, the group, led by Melissa Vasquez, Alejandra Melgoza, and Alexa Weyrick, rallied a growing crowd with personal stories of assault, charging that Judicial Affairs has no teeth in pursuing cases and that ineffective bureaucracy prolonged their struggle. Yang, who was out of town all day, arrived around 10 p.m. and promised to enact their demands. n

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his Tuesday, the Board of Directors of Carpinteria-Summerland Fire Protection District voted quickly and quietly to part ways with Chief Michael Mingee. His last day will be July 31, a year and five months before his employment contract is scheduled to end.

The vote, all but preordained, was to formally accept Mingee’s request for early retirement, and it came just a few days after a lawsuit against him was settled out of court. The exact terms of the settlement are not clear, but what HOT SEAT: Though Chief Michael Mingee is being is clear is the chief will leave his made to step down, a few firefighters and city post as a direct result of that litiga- employees spoke in support of him Tuesday. tion. Mingee, 59, has headed the has been discussing his retirement with the department since 2007.

The back-channel legal drama unfolded board since September 2014 and that he just as Carpinteria-Summerland voters wanted to see how Measure Z panned out rejected an ill-fated $10.65 million bond before making his official announcement. measure for the district. Measure Z would He said his wife has secured a new job in have funded the construction of a new Sum- Riverside County and that they sold their merland fire station and major renovations house last year in preparation for the move. of the existing Carpinteria station. Critics “They’re fishing in the wrong pond,” Mingee said the measure was too costly and poorly said of reporters asking about the lawsuit and contrived. The district serves 23,000 South its connection to his upcoming departure.

Coast residents in a 40-square-mile area. It “This is no scandalous issue. has an annual operating budget of $8 million.

“As in any business,” Mingee went on, In November 2013, three Carpinteria- “there may come a time when the CEO has Summerland firefighters, including a bat- fulfilled his goals and the agency may need to talion chief, filed a lawsuit against Mingee change direction.” He said he’s happy to leave and the district. The group, all members of the district with a vetted master plan, healthy the department’s Health and Safety Com- finances, and a strong management team to mittee, alleged they were harassed or fired, handle the transition. Looking forward, he or both, after they voiced a litany of concerns declared,“If we maintain a positive employee to department brass. They claimed fellow culture and values of service before self, the firefighters weren’t being provided proper fire district will prosper and only continue to training or equipment, necessary fitness improve over time.” programs and tests were routinely ignored, Mingee began his firefighting career in and responders weren’t allowed to submit 1976 and worked at a number of fire departdocumentation when they were exposed to ments throughout Southern California’s Inland Empire. Before he took the helm at hazardous materials.

Just days after those grievances and others Carpinteria-Summerland, he served four were aired, the lawsuit claims, Mingee started years as chief of East Jefferson Fire Rescue retaliating against the whistle-blowers. He in Port Townsend, Washington. reportedly manipulated the test scores of one In 2013, the most recent figures available, so he wouldn’t be promoted, and then fired Mingee earned approximately $200,000 in another after he cried foul. Mingee referred base pay and benefits as Carpinteria-Sumto the three men as “the cancer,” and when he merland’s chief. According to a generous brought in an “outside investigator” to con- “termination for convenience” clause within duct an “internal investigation,” that inves- his employment agreement, Mingee will tigator openly called the whistle-blowers receive 12 months’ worth of salary and ben“turds” who needed to be “managed out of efits as severance pay. the department,” the complaint reads.

As Mingee slowly heads toward the exit, At the time, Mingee denied the allega- others have raised questions about the distions. “I don’t want people to think that the trict’s response time to a fatal house fire last fire department is not doing its job,” he said. month in neighboring Montecito. According “The district has nothing to hide. It’s all pub- to reports, it took an engine crew based at the lic record.” He has declined to comment on Summerland fire station eight minutes to the case since. In addition to forcing his early reach the burning home 1.1 miles away. The retirement, the lawsuit’s settlement agree- response time should have been closer to ment grants one of the firefighters a high six- four minutes, sources within the department figure payout for his unlawful termination. claim. The body of an 88-year-old woman Before this Tuesday’s vote, Mingee read was found inside the residence near its front aloud a prepared statement. He claimed he door. n

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Dr. Robert E. Steele 10-26-47 – 04-27-15

Bob Steele was exceptional. Born in Berkeley, California, to Margaret and Elbert Steele, he lost his father to cancer when he was just ten years old. Rock solid, Peg raised Bob, younger sister Barbara, and little brother Jeff with just the right mix of freedom and iron. Bob was an engineer from the start, with an inquisitive mind and natural curiosity.

He loved to know how things worked, taking them apart and putting them back together. He rewired their house at the age of 15 and rebuilt the engine of Peg’s car while in high school, and there’s something about making cherry brandy and the preacher, but that’s a story for another day.

Bob earned his BS in physics/math from Sonoma State University, and his MS and Ph.D. in physics from UCSB. His professional career spanned nearly 40 years. He worked for LASP in Colorado on NASA-funded projects, at General Research in Santa Barbara on projects ranging from robotic wafer handling systems to linear accelerator controls, and he subsequently consulted for various semiconductor processing equipment and telecommunications companies, where he developed a passion for motion control technology. It was during this time that he designed and produced the motion control board that would become the foundation for Motion Engineering, Inc., a company he founded in 1987.

Bob served as Chief Technical Officer at MEI (now part of Kollmorgen) from its inception until his death.

A stellar engineer and problemsolver with infectious energy, he purchased a pair of retired auto assembly robots (on eBay of course) and transformed his garage into a “robotics theater.” He programmed them to dance in sync to Creedence’s Suzie Q, adorned with Santa hats or baseball caps and shades, and he loved to show their snazzy moves to students, friends, and colleagues.

Bob had a way of getting under your skin, and his friends were lifelong. He had a tremendous sense of humor, was generous, witty, and always saw the very best in everyone. He had a special, almost electrical charge about him, a brilliant mind, and a kind of endearing social awkwardness.

He had a booming voice, ate too fast, and had a way of always working his napkin into shreds. He was constantly losing his wallet, phone, or passport.

He loved Creedence Clearwater and Jimmy Buffett and red Toyota trucks.

He was a do-it-your-selfer with a minor in plumbing, and he always had a project brewing.

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across one he didn’t know, he would simply make it up, with a grin and a chuckle to let you know you’d been had. He loved his old hiking boots and trod the trails of the Grand Canyon and “Shit-For-Brains Canyon” in the Mojave, and oh how he loved the desert. Several times a year, he and buddies Lyman and PJ would pack up that red Toyota with rockets, spud guns, quadricopter, telescope, and toolboxes and hit the road. Steak, baked potatoes, and artichokes, astronomy lessons with a laser pointer to the stars, sitting in the camp chairs at dusk being “masters of all we survey,” and life was good.

Bob loved three women in his life and married two of them, first Kelly Steele (Sheridan) and then Nancy Haydt, and he kept them close throughout his life. Jennifer Lundmark became his third and final love, and with Jen came the horses. Bob, ever the trooper, overcame his fears, donned a cowboy hat and boots, and on his trusty palomino steed, Monte, became an endurance rider, even earning the title of “Endurance Rider of the Year.” He had no children of his own but was Uncle Bob to Anna and Jessica Grubaugh, Adam Steele, Jennifer Haydt and the Packard girls, and great uncle to Ella and Jack Reid.

When cancer struck two years ago, Bob battled it with courage and conviction and never lost hope for a cure.

He fought hard and endured so much throughout those two years, but when asked by a friend at Thanksgiving a year ago what he would want to do if he knew his life was coming to an end, Bob thought for a while and said simply,“I wouldn’t change a thing.”

Fortunate to call him brother, fortunate to call him friend.

A LIVE EACH DAY memorial celebration for Bob will be held at 3:30pm on Saturday, June 20, at Kollmorgen, 33 S. La Patera Lane, in Santa Barbara.

In lieu of flowers, memorial donations may be made to Direct Relief International or Santa Barbara Wildlife Care Network, and Bob’s kitties, Emma and Loki, are awaiting adoption at A.S.A.P.

Mary Rita (Bret) Niediek 05/20/44 – 04/13/15

Born on May 20, 1944, in Los Angeles, CA, Mary was the first child and only daughter of Leonard and Frieda Bret.

She died peacefully April 13, 2015, in Tucson, AZ. Mary was preceded in death by her parents. Mary enjoyed her 30-plus year career with Raytheon Company. Mary’s love of the people she worked with and dedication to her job showed in her commitment to her work. She has many friends & coworkers who loved and appreciated her and she cared greatly for them as her 2nd family. Mary is deeply missed by her children Kevin Niediek, Riverside, CA; Diane Niediek, Los Angeles, CA; Irene

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Owens (David) Santa Barbara, CA; and granddaughters Madeline and Sarah Owens. Also survived by her brothers Jim (Jeanne) Flagstaff, AZ; Tom (Susan) San Ramon, CA; and Ken(Nancy) Rancho San Diego, CA. A Memorial Vigil will be held May 22, 2015, in Tucson, AZ. A celebration of life will be held June 5, 2015, in Santa Barbara at a private residence. For information contact Irene @ iowenssb@gmail.com or David @ 805-896-2091. Mary was a proud Graduate of Bishop Diego High School in Santa Barbara, CA. Memorial donations may be made to Bishop Diego High Alumni in her name: visit www. bishopdiego.org.

Robert William “Bob” Dodson 05/13/42 – 04/29/15

Bob Dodson, a long-time resident of Santa Barbara, passed away peacefully Wednesday, April 29, at Cottage Hospital with his loving wife Elaine by his side and, at death as in life, surrounded by friends and loved ones for a last goodbye. Bob lost a fierce 5+ year battle with pancreatic cancer that began in 2009. Bob will always be remembered for his kindness, laughter and joy. He left his friends and loved ones reluctantly.

Born in New York on May 13, 1942, he grew up in the Bronx, and at age 10 his family moved to Port Washington on Long Island where he enjoyed the freedom of the suburbs. Always the sweet social middle child, Bob easily made many friends that he kept for life.

Known as “Gills” at Boy Scout Camp, he held a record for holding his breath under water the longest. At Paul D. Schreiber High School he dabbled in politics (running for class president) and theater (The Iceman Cometh), and was a big asset to his football team (tackle). After high school graduation in 1960, he joined the navy and spent an eventful four years on the Submarine Tender, the U.S.S. Gilmore stationed in Charleston, SC. Bob was very proud of his time in the navy, where he also earned the friendship of many of his shipmates. His family was so pleased when he was awarded a “Man of the Month” plaque. His ship was sent to Cuba during the Bay of Pigs military blockade. He entertained us with many interesting stories about his antics in high school and 4 years in the U.S. Navy. Bob remained a patriotic citizen all his life.

Service completed — he returned to Port Washington and reunited with his High School sweetheart Elaine Small, who had also returned after completing her education in Physical Therapy. They were married in 1967 and headed west. Utilizing the G.I. Bill, Bob started college in northern California, transferring to UC Berkeley to complete his undergraduate degree.

During his stay in northern California, Bob became a loyal fan of the SF 49ers and enjoyed watching all football.

Throughout his life, his friends were always welcome to stop by when a game was on for an impromptu gathering and friendly bet. Bob and Elaine relocated to Los Angeles as Bob was accepted to the Physical Therapy program at Children’s Hospital, graduating as a Physical Therapist in November 1972. In 1973, they set off to travel Europe for many months in a new VW van before returning to California and a job for Bob at Cottage Hospital’s Physical Therapy Department in January 1974. At Cottage Hospital Bob made many life-long friends, some of whom were at his side to say goodbye.

He helped coach the “Cottage Cuties” softball team and threw fabulous parties at his house for staff and friends.

When he left Cottage Hospital, he and Elaine established their own business “Dodson’s Therapy” in Goleta and also had a mobile van for treating patients in their homes.

After many hard-working years of serving the Santa Barbara Community’s rehabilitation needs, Bob and Elaine retired in 1984. Traveling, camping, entertaining friends and spending time at their lovely home in Lake Tahoe occupied a great deal of their time until Elaine’s death in 2005.

In 2008, Bob was fortunate to meet the second love of his life, Elaine Daugherty. Their relationship grew, and they were married in a beautiful ceremony at Ashland OR in May 2012, when a new chapter of life began for both.

Bob did not have children of his own, but he totally welcomed Elaine’s three adult children and six grandchildren. During Bob and Elaine’s time together, they honeymooned along the coast of California, visiting Bob’s earlier life at Cal Berkeley and the commune on Cannery Row in Monterey. Together, they remodeled their home, went to New York to see the fall colors and attend Bob’s 50th high school reunion, and enjoyed a friend’s ranch in Northern CA surveying their tree farm plus a little fishing. Most important of all, Bob and Elaine spent five glorious summers in Tahoe, full of family, friends and laughter.

Bob enjoyed the Symphony, Opera, the Cal Lottery, stock market, barbecuing, Wednesday nights with his fellow harbor guys, and preparing a “Bob’s Fog” for his friends.

Embracing the good side of everything was natural for Bob, and we will miss him every day. What an amazing man!

Pending services will be private, but look up and send a toast to Bob in every magnificent sunset. He would like that.

Bob is preceded in death by his first wife Elaine, parents Horace and Eileen Dodson, and beloved cousin James R. Gaffney.

Bob is survived by his devoted and loving wife Elaine and her three children Kasey, Megan and Kevin; brother James Dodson (Nory) and nephew Mark of Madrid, Spain; sister Ellen Clemons (Bob) of Santa Barbara; sister-in-law Genora (Small) Germek of Magalia and niece Colleen McDonnell (Rob) of Washington State; and many loving friends and extended family.

“We Had Joy We Had Fun We Had Seasons In The Sun”

Ashok Lindberg

Charles Ashok Lindberg died in the city of Los Angeles on May 6, 2015, at the morning following his 33rd birthday, of sarcoma cancer. He was born in Cottage Hospital, Santa Barbara, to Brian Lindberg and Mary Lindquist-Lindberg, who survive him, and passed the golden years of his childhood in the company of many friends in Santa Barbara. He moved to his mother’s family home in Creston when he was nine, attended Creston School and Atascadero High, then graduated from UC Santa Cruz.

He was proud to have attained AllAmerican recognition as a competitive swimmer. He was an outstanding nature photographer and supporter of public lands; his love of Yosemite was unbounded. He had an abiding concern for the welfare of his fellow man, and he was generous in his judgment of them.

Shortly before dying, he kindly admonished us,“don’t feel bad...everyone dies.” It is in that spirit that there will be a gathering of his friends, from throughout his life, at the old Lindquist family ranch, 7440 O’donovan Rd., in Creston, CA, on June 6, from 12-4, lunch served from 1-3pm (805-458-9440). It will be a reunion celebrating our shared and abiding commitment to the family of man.

Kathryn Faye Blaine 01/31/52 – 05/14/15

Kathryn Faye Blaine, 63, of Santa Barbara, CA, passed away May 14, 2015, at Serenity House Hospice.

Kathryn was born January 31, 1952, in Clarion, Iowa, to Harold and Pauline.

Kathryn is survived by sisters Caryl Allen of Oregon, Pearl Caraway of Florida, and brother Kenneth of California.

She is also survived by her son, Jason Michael Blaine and wife Danielle, son John Cody Blaine, and daughter Tracie Renee Blaine. Grandchildren, Jacob, Cassidy, John Caden, Kaitlyn, Landon, Katelyn, Connor, and Nora.

She attended high school in San Jose, CA. After raising her children, she continued her education, receiving an associate’s degree at SBCC. She then went on to receive her bachelor’s degree in geography/cartography at UCSB. Kathryn has been an employee of

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Amid U.S. Senate Scrap, Santa Barbara Pols Jockey at State Convention

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n Saturday night, hundreds of California Democrats and reporters in various stages of drunkenness packed the atrium lobby bar of the Anaheim Hilton, generating a collective clamor of conversation.

From time to time, the shrill cry of a war whoop — “woowoowoowoo!” — pierced the din, inevitably followed by cackles of laughter.

It signaled that someone else had just viewed a brief and murky iPhone video of the U.S. Senate wannabe and Orange County Representative Loretta Sanchez committing an OMG gaffe during an earlier appearance before the party’s Indian-American ethnic caucus.

Sanchez is a 10-term veteran of the House whose, um, energetic campaign style is the political equivalent of a classic, manic Robin Williams performance; over the weekend, it led her to recount to the Asian-Indian-American delegates a story of how she’d headed to a meeting with one of their colleagues in the belief that he was a Native American. Ha, ha.

Instead of saying “Native American,” unfortunately, she inexplicably put her hand over her mouth and voiced the noise those of a certain age make in the game called “Cowboys and Indians.”

Ouch.

Given contemporary sensibilities and the influence of social media (not to mention the superficialities of political writers), the offensive Sanchez blunder buzzed through the 3,000 delegates, gathered a mile from Disneyland, and became the convention’s dominant story.

Although she apologized in her convention speech the next day, it did not change the impression that her free-spirit style is ill-suited for a statewide race; neither did it improve her odds against perceived Democratic front-runner and attorney general Kamala Harris, whose mother—wait for it —migrated from India.

Still, there is something refreshing about a candidate willing to be spontaneous, in contrast to Harris and other politicians of the cautious, well-packaged ilk. The incident went viral, but its impact in the long campaign march to the 2016 election is unclear; what is clear is that the race promises blockbuster political entertainment. tHe GANG’s ALL Here: One local Democrat who won’t back Sanchez is county supervisor and 24th Congressional District contender Salud Carbajal.

I caught up with him in the bar, where he stood chatting with a political mentor, L.A.

Representative Xavier Becerra, who is the fourth-ranking House Democrat and also weighing a possible Senate bid. Salud, asked about the Sanchez video, made a face and shook his head, saying he would not support her, regardless of what Becerra decides.

Both he and Mayor Helene Schneider spent much of the weekend working the convention.

Schneider hosted a coffee-and-cookies reception for about 40 delegates and partners Friday afternoon, saying she had come to “listen and learn” and to “meet as many people as I can.”

“A lot of today was, ‘Who are you?’” she said, adding that she’d invited many folks from San Luis Obispo County,“an area I know of, but I’m not from.”

Salud tossed his own fête in the hotel’s Mix Lounge Saturday night, and the contrast between the two events demonstrated his early lead in campaign organization. With free beer, wine, and appetizers, it drew a crowd of more than 100 people and spotlighted the chairs of the Santa Barbara, S.L.O., and Ventura county Democratic committees, all of whom individually already have endorsed Carbajal.

“He’s worked to help build the party, instead of dumping all over it, like she has,”

said Daraka Larimore-Hall, S.B.’s Democratic chair, detailing past conflicts with the mayor over her refusals to support party-endorsed local candidates, or her moves to back allies against them.

Larimore-Hall, who also is secretary of the state Democratic Party, one of five top officers, said the key reason for candidates to attend the convention is to begin to build support in hopes of receiving its formal, statewide endorsement next year.

Despite recent declines in registration for both major parties, their endorsements remain extremely important signifiers at election time for what political junkies call “low-information voters,” i.e., people with actual lives.

Besides Daraka, Helene, and Salud, Santa Barbara school boardmember Monique Limón had a high profile at the convention. A hopeful for the 37th State Assembly seat now held by Das Williams, who is termed out, Limón appeared to be the hardest-working woman in show business, dashing to receptions, caucuses, and meetings with elected officials, potential donors, and volunteers.

“She’s a terrific candidate,” said Larimore-Hall.“She’s going to be a star.” n

Sweet Water-Wise Walking Tours May 30th & June 6th

Join Sweetwater Collaborative in two neighborhood walking tours highlighting water wise projects at a variety of residential sites.

Westside Neighborhood Tour Samarkand Neighborhood Tour Saturday, May 30th 3:00-6:00pm

Saturday, June 6th 3:00-6:00pm

Water wise features highlighted will include rain gardens, rain tanks, laundry-to-landscape graywater systems, sheet mulching, native gardens, lawn alternatives and more.

For more information and to purchase tickets in advance, please visit www.SweetwaterCollaborative.org

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There will be a Celebration of Life service on Saturday May 30, 2015, 2:00pm, at Goleta Beach, section A, to honor the life of this wonderful mother and friend. We invite all who have been lucky enough to have known her to attend. At her request, cheerful stories are encouraged to be shared.

In lieu of flowers, the family requests that donations be made to Hearts Therapeutic Equestrian Center or Serenity House Hospice.

Above all, she loved to talk with A people in all walks of life. On so many occasions one could have seen her get into a conversation with someone in line near her at a grocery store, and after a couple of hours the other person would exclaim “Why have I been telling you all this?” But the reason was obvious: she was a superb listener!

Mary Harris

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Barbara Ann Ostrowsky 02/16/40 – 04/20/15

Bar Barbara Ann Ostrowsky, 75, died peacefully in her sleep at home on April 20, 2015, after a valiant 7-year battle with congestive heart failure. She will be lovingly remembered by her husband of 43 years, Howard, and her daughters, Susan (Mark), Wendy (John), and Abbi (Dorin), and her son Nathan (Melanie), as well as her four grandchildren (Dominique, Michael, Erin, and Wesley).

Born February 16, 1940, in New York to Fred Welsh and Elizabeth R. Ehnes, her father entered the U.S. Air Corps shortly thereafter, rising to the rank of Lt. Colonel before the end of the war.

Shortly thereafter, she moved with her father to live in California.

After getting a nursing degree from Rio Hondo College, she moved to Goleta in 1968 to begin a love affair with that community which lasted all her remaining years. With a degree as a Licensed Vocational Nurse, she worked at Cottage Hospital, Goleta Valley Community Hospital, and various other institutions around the community. Outraged by seeing the suffering inflicted by drunk drivers on many of her patients, she formed and headed the local Santa Barbara chapter of MADD (Mothers Against Drunk Drivers). She devoted many of her waking hours to accompanying the victims to Court, guiding them through the legal procedures, and trying to obtain for them some measure of justice.

For many years thereafter, she was a gadfly on Goleta body politics. She helped in the struggle to incorporate the City of Goleta. She attended countless meetings of all kinds, with an especial love for the Goleta Water Board, where her voice could always be heard speaking out on many issues. Having grown up in Northern California, she was well aware that when there was a water shortage in the South, the North would have no water to give. She tried to make the people see that the State Water Project was an exercise in futility, but the citizens voted for it. Only during the last half dozen years has the prescience of her viewpoint been recognized.

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May 26, 1933 in Mary Louise Gladden was born to Elliott and Janie Gladden in Buffalo, N.Y. She left us on March 6, 2015. Raised in a loving God-filled home, she met and married Joseph Harris in 1950. Bell Aircraft transferred them to Denver, CO, in 1957. A 1960 transfer to VAFB followed, and made Guadalupe their home. With 6 children they taught by example and began support of education as PTA members. Following J.C.’s death in 1968, Mary continued. Graduating from Hancock College summa cum laude, and bilingual, she worked as a teacher’s aide for Guadalupe, Santa Maria, and Lompoc and was a member and president of the Guadalupe Joint Union School District for over 30 years.

Mary was involved with Guadalupe Friends of the Library, Guadalupe Historical Society and Museum, and American Legion and Red Hat Society, to name a few. In 2009, the Guadalupe Senior Advisory Committee formed, and Mary served as chair from its inception until her death. Recognized for service, Mary served 25 years in the Santa Barbara County Education Office, over 300+ hours to the Retired and Senior Volunteer Program of the State of California, and gave many hours of service to the Homeowners & Renters Assistance program in 2007, outstanding service of 358 hours to the Retired & Senior Volunteer Program of the Central Coast, her generous support of the NEA’s Read Across America, dedicated to children’s literacy. She was passionate about community education. Mary served as Grand Marshal of the Guadalupe Mexican Independence Day Parade. She volunteered services for tax assistance, many fundraising events, and was a generous donor to the CAC and Guadalupe Senior Center. Mary always rose to the occasion when things were needed and loved spending time with family and friends. Her home of faith is Compassionate Christian Center of Santa Maria.

Preceded in death by her parents and 3 siblings, she leaves children Mary Alyce Harris, Wanda Michelle Smith, Joseph Clarence Harris Jr, Theresa Louise Harris, Beverly Yvonne Harris, Shevonne Cecile Harris; 14 grandchildren; 17 great-grandchildren; and 2 great-greatgrandchildren, other relatives, and many friends and neighbors. The family expresses our thanks and appreciation for your prayers, gifts, and flowers. The Mary Harris Memorial Fund is set up at Rabobank for any desired donations.

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Outliving HIV Lorelei Davis, honored as a Local Hero for her work in AIDS education in 1991, wrote to The Santa Barbara Independent recently from Arizona. osh, I miss home so much. To give you an update on me and my health, I am now considered a VIP, having never taken any of the meds but am now completely virus free. There’s no sign of any viral load, nor did I ever convert from HIV to AIDS. Only thing wrong with me is I’m getting old. It’s a strange feeling when at one time I was considered not only an outcast somewhat, but I was also thinking I was going to die tomorrow. Instead I have seven wonderful grandchildren and two crazy dogs, and my life is full.

I still at times speak on AIDS because there are still some very ignorant people, and some very intelligent ones, who still don’t get it and put themselves at risk. To those infected or affected, never forget and never give up. Only you can protect yourself, not your spouse or partner. Just because there are meds out there doesn’t always mean they will work for you or be affordable. So continue to live, love, and laugh, but safely.

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n May 3, we witnessed two attackers shoot an unarmed security guard in Garland, Texas, at a Muhammad Art Exhibit. One was a former terror suspect, and both are pro-ISIS individuals according to an ISIS fighter on Twitter. Thank god the police were prepared.

According to the event organizer, we are at “war,” and there is an enemy within us who wants to crush our emotions and basic freedoms, especially the First Amendment. It is time for America to understand, acknowledge, and stand up to this threat. That includes our president.

— Diana Thorn, Carpinteria

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s an American Muslim, I fully condemn the actions of the extremists who opened fire at the “Draw Muhammad” cartoon event hosted by an anti-

Muslim hate group. Although Prophet Muhammad holds a special place in the hearts of all Muslims, it goes against the core of his teachings to respond with violence.

When Prophet Muhammad himself was humiliated, he never responded with violence. Rather, he taught all Muslims to have patience. In his farewell sermon, Prophet Muhammad said, “Even as the fingers of the two hands are equal, so are human beings equal to one another. No one has any right, any claim to superiority over one another. You are as brothers.”

— Osaama Saifi, Santa Maria Osaama Saifi writes the column Jihad of the Pen for The Independent

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t is common knowledge among scientists and those who care that honeybees and butterflies need our protection. Bee populations are declining, thanks in large part to the use of pesticides. However, a swarm that could have been removed with ease from Home Depot’s garden department was killed, a decision based on corporate policy. No call was made to any local bee rescue group.

Clearly we need to have restrictions in place, throughout our county, so that honeybee swarms are safely removed wherever and whenever possible.

— Lisa Ann Kelly, S.B.

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¶ A caption in last week’s YStrive cover story should have spelled Bobby Jacobs’s name with an s. ¶ The “Walk a Mile in Her Shoes” news brief on 4/30 [independent.com/heels] misstated the name of the sponsoring fraternity; it was Sigma Pi. ¶ Our news brief last week on the opening of Santa Ynez Valley Cottage Hospital should have added “Valley” to the name of the hospital, which is in Solvang.

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‘sometimes you Hear the Bullet’ In the ER the Night of the Isla Vista Shooting

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ometimes You Hear the Bullet” is the title of my

favorite show from the first season of M*A*S*H. In this episode, Captain Hawkeye Pierce realizes that war is not something distant or abstract but something close enough to make a whizzing sound as it touches those we love. Sometimes, unfortunately, we hear the bullet.

I am an emergency physician with Cottage Hospital and a professor at UCSB. I had the burden and the privilege of working in the emergency room the evening of May 23, 2014.

It was a terrible night. The emergency department was busy before the first shot was fired. The crisis of emergency department “overcrowding” is not a word to those in emergency health care and response; it’s a daily reality. The waiting room was full. Our doctors, nurses, and technicians were scurrying to keep up with the overwhelming pace. We never turn any patients away. Throughout the country, emergency rooms are a safety net for the most ill, the most critically injured, the mentally sick, and those with nowhere else to go. As our health-care crisis escalates, more and more people are without options and come to the emergency department suffering and in need of care.

In that moment when a gunman attacked our community, our emergency room was already busy: Every room held critically ill patients, patients on gurneys were parked in the hallways, the waiting room was packed with coughing, aching, and hurting people counting the minutes to be seen.

A phone call came in from EMS (emergency medical services). It was a heads-up. There was an active shooter in Isla Vista, unknown how many injured. We looked at each other in a brief moment of silence. It was an MCI or “mass casualty incident.” We knew what to do. We needed to clear rooms and get ready for incoming wounded. We called in help. We quickly sent patients to other departments in the hospital or sent them home — anything to open up a room in the ER for incoming injured. Our minutes were precious, and we used them sparingly in preparation for what was to come.

The medic radio rang. The first patient. The second patient.

The third. The fourth. The fith. They kept coming. Our trauma surgeons were already in the ER, and the operating-room staff was ready by the time the first ambulance arrived. The hospital rallied around us. Physicians came in on their night off. Oncall doctors came in before we called. One colleague sent a text message: “Do you have anything for me?” I replied, “Not yet. But they are coming.” And he said, “I am on my way in to help.” And that was the most common reply of the evening …

I am on my way to help. A testament to the commitment of our local medical community.

At one moment, I was taken by the calmness of it all — our doctors, nurses, techs, paramedics working in synchronized poetry. There was a grace about it that words cannot capture.

Each person doing his or her part with professionalism, compassion, competence, and solidarity alongside the colleagues next to them. No pee breaks. No coffee breaks. No sitting down. A dissonance of noise in the background — ringing phones, radios, whistling alarms, familiar voices asking to hang blood or give medications. The enormity of the tasks in front of us. That night we took care of our community. We did what we were trained to do as a team. We did it well.

A special recognition needs to be made of the brave men and women who work on ambulances. As the situation evolved, our dispatchers struggled to get law enforcement, fire, and EMS where they needed to be. Unlike other activeshooter incidents, our situation involved a shooter in a car. He always seemed to be one step ahead of where our dispatchers were sending help. Paramedics and EMTs confronted some of the toughest circumstances people in our line of work can face.

I will always remember one of our EMTs who had a horrified look on her face ater dropping off a patient. She said,

“I hope they don’t send me back there.” And then her radio chimed. Like all our paramedics and EMTs who took exemplary care of patients and remained calm in the shadow of immense adversity, she went where she was dispatched, back into the chaos. If Hemingway was right, and courage is grace under pressure, then I can think of no better symbols of courage than the women and men of EMS who went into harm’s way to care for patients, delivered them to the safety of the hospital, and then went back in to do it again.

There is a vague concept of time in emergency. A meditative clarity of having a great challenge in front of you that must be met as the surrounding world shrinks into insignificance.

What were hours felt like minutes. We got the word from the incident commander on scene. There would be no more injured coming from Isla Vista. As quickly as it started … it ended. Without missing a beat, we turned our attention to the waiting room, which had grown in population over the last two hours — the patients who had no connection to Isla Vista but were in the waiting room. Back to a routine Friday night in the ER. Some of us have experience working in busy trauma centers. In Atlanta, Georgia, where I did some of my training, six patients with gunshot wounds over the span of an hour was nothing unusual. The reality of that dark truth is subject for a different dialogue. In my career, I have made too many haunting phone calls to worried parents in the middle of the

and a colleague texted, ‘I am on my way in to help.’ that was the most common reply of the evening … I am on my way to help. night, but this time I had to remind parents not to listen to the radio as they drove to Santa Barbara. Isla Vista had made the world news. At about 3 a.m., one of our techs asked, “I live in Isla Vista. Is it safe for me to go home?” Some of our hospital ER staff and EMS personnel live in Isla Vista. Some coworkers are UCSB students. Some are alumni of the UCSB sorority that was attacked. This night was different. We heard the bullet.

About 5 a.m., sitting on my porch ater a tough night at work, the immensity hit me. I teach a seminar at UCSB with 200 enrolled students. Were any of the deceased my students?

I help run a nonprofit that provides medical care to the homeless with 150 student volunteers, most living in Isla Vista. Were any of the deceased one of our volunteers? As an educator, had I given a lecture to an audience that included the perpetrator?

I had spent my career working in inner-city trauma centers and war zones. I had taken care of people shot in gang violence, shot in ethnic cleansing, shot in war; the victims seemed from a different world. But this time, our community had been attacked. Our students were the victims. This was not supposed to happen in our Santa Barbara. This is not supposed to happen anywhere.

In emergency care, we have hard nights. That is part of the job we all sign up for. We shake it off and return to work. The

ER that next evening was the same ER that I have grown to love. But something had changed. We felt a stronger connection. We told awful jokes. We shared junk food. We supported one another. Cottage Hospital had coordinated an incident stress debrief, which many of us participated in. We continued to take excellent care of our Santa Barbara because healing others is otentimes the best way to heal ourselves. Whether or not we admit it, that night affected all of us. Rule #1, take care of the patient. Rule #2, take care of each other. Always do both.

Over the next few weeks, I was let with haunting questions.

Questions that remain unanswered.  Why is it so much easier and so much less expensive to

acquire a firearm and large quantities of ammunition than it is to get an appointment with a mental-health professional within three months? Why is the wait longer to see a psychiatrist than to acquire a gun?  Why are there so many more discount gun stores than psychiatric hospitals and mental-health clinics in our country?  Would a well-armed Isla Vista, armed teachers, armed students, or armed fire fighters and EMTs make the body count higher or lower?  Why do we invest so little in mental-health surveillance and mental-health interventions in our schools? Why do so many of the perpetrators slip under the radar? Why are we so oten caught off guard?  For all my friends who are responsible gun owners, how do we keep guns and ammunition out of the wrong hands? Would a tax on ammunition to fund mental-health resources be reasonable? What if it were necessary to have certification of having met with a mental-health professional prior to obtaining a permit to purchase a gun?  Why is there so much hate and anger in our society that drives young men mad with feelings of isolation, hopelessness, and rage? What can we do as a community to limit people acting out this anger with violence?

Six months ago, I was in the Democratic Republic of Congo; I was part of a team collecting data predicting whether the rebels were rearming to prepare for another wave of ethnic violence. We interviewed nurses in rural clinics who described how armed groups inflicted machete wounds, gender-based violence, and gunshot wounds to the villagers to inspire terror.

One of the nurses asked, “Dr. Jason, do you know what it is like to have an armed man come into your village and kill the women?” Yes, I do. It is unacceptable.

My final question, one year ater this event: Why did we stop talking about it? Sometimes it takes hearing the bullet to remind us that events such as this should never happen. And yet they do happen … over and over again. We must do what we can to prevent these acts of violence from ever happening again. This incident affected us all. Please continue to talk about it. And maybe the dialogue will progress to action and then to change. Not one more.

A special thank you to our brave men and women in EMS, fire, law enforcement, 9-1-1 dispatch, and emergency health care who stand ready, capable, and willing to care for our community during its darkest hour. It is an honor to serve our Santa Barbara alongside you. Thank you. What you do matters.

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he 2015 Independent The- night, as thousands of students filed ater Awards found its theme across campus in front of the theater in a this year through overcom- silent vigil, the audience and the cast stood ing adversity in ways both big and watched before going in to put on the and small. The small adver- show. It was an unforgettable experience, with life sity came when it was discovered that the two and art combining to create an extraordinary sense from left: winners of last week’s High School Musical The- of the preciousness of every person and every moment.

La La La Strada’s Dana atre Awards would be unable to play their back- The show went on, and it was the right decision because, as Fox Ortner, Christina McCarthy, Jim Connoll ing CDs through the Narrative Loft’s Sonos music Appel put it, “this is what we do.”

Federico Fellini (pupp y, system. After a relatively short moment of consternaUCSB professor Tom Whitaker, who was honored for et), Jeff Mills, and tion, both Blake Brundy, of Lompoc, and Kat Monzon, from directing Middletown, advanced the story a little further Erica Flor Ventura, offered to do their numbers a cappella. In front of a in his remarks when he disclosed the negotiation process packed house full of professional theater people of all stripes that led to obtaining the rights to produce the —ranging from actors and musicians to artistic directors, show. “Will Eno’s play is about community,” said Whitaker,“and about the little moments casting agents, and professors — the two young performBy that bring people together. When we first ers succeeded in turning what had been a crisis into a ChARLES DOnELAn triumph, with Brundy offering a swinging rendition applied for the rights, we were denied t of “You Made Me Love You” and Monzon bringing them, but I wrote an email to the playt a M eb PhOTOS By li wright explaining what had happened down the house with her award-winning account of Gott PAUL WELLMAn here, and how much the students and the “On My Own” from Les Misérables. These high school musical stars became, in front of our eyes, a cappella school needed the play to aid in the process heroes. They will both be going on to represent the region at of healing from the Isla Vista tragedy. He said the Jerry Herman Awards on June 1 at the Pantages Theatre in he would talk to his agent, and the next day, we Hollywood, and they demonstrated the kind of courage that keeps had the rights.” Middletown also won an award for Greg the familiar axiom “the show must go on” from ever growing old. Mitchell’s fascinating set.

The other, bigger occasion of adversity that percolated There were plenty of fun acceptance speeches, as well, through several of the evening’s beautiful acceptance speeches like the one staged by Jeff Mills and his Proboscis company was the ongoing impact of the tragic shootings in Isla Vista to celebrate Mills’s award for La La La Strada. that took place almost exactly one year ago. UCSB professor Equipped with the marionette of Federico Irwin Appel, who was honored for his direction of A Midsummer Night’s Dream and Equivocation, was the first to touch on this subject, as he recalled the night of the tragedy, which also happened to be the opening night of Equivocation. When the play was over on that fateful Friday, the house lights did not come up as usual. Instead, the show’s stage manager informed the cast that there had been an incident in I.V., and that as a result, they would be staying on campus at least until it was safe for them to go home. The next Katherine Tom Whitaker

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Fellini that Christina McCarthy created for the show and aided by several of his cast members, Mills thanked everyone involved in both Fellini’s voice and his own while engaging in some classic ventriloquist bickering with the dummy.

Diane Louise Salinger capped a moving tribute to, among others, Olivia Harris, the casting director who chose her to play Tallulah Bankhead in Ensemble Theatre Company’s production of Looped, with the following words:“This role changed my life; I hope I’m wilder, more outrageous, and sexier because of her.”

David and Susie Couch received a standing ovation when they went up to accept their career achievement award for running Circle Bar B Dinner Theatre, the long-lived little theater in Gaviota that closed in the fall of 2014. Susie Couch, visibly moved by the tribute, praised all of the many collaborators who “no matter what we asked of them, always said ‘yes.’” Here’s hoping that the duo’s promised second act comes together soon.

Boxtales received the evening’s other career achievement award in recognition of its 20th season. Michael Loring Andrews anchored the group acceptance celebration in an outrageous polka-dot suit.

Other compaKat nies that were hononzon M ored at the ceremony included the Rubicon for Kacey Link Last Train to Nibroc; PCPA for two excellent premieres, The San Patricios and 36 Views; the Theatre Group at Santa Barbara City College for Leslie Gangl Howe’s performance in The Heiress; Elements Theatre Collective for its pop-up show Nixon’s Nixon; and Out of the Box Theatre Company for Bare and The Wild Party.

The evening concluded on a suitably triumphant note with Stanley Hoffman of Lit Moon accepting his award for performing in The Cherry Orchard. Hoffman humbly explained that he has been acting in Santa Barbara now for 50 years, and then proceeded to acknowledge his delight at the promising new crop of theater groups JR Bruce like Elements and Out of the Box that look forward to another half century of excitement and wonder through the magic of drama. ✯

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5/21: Community Forum: World Business Academy Learn about the SBR3 Santa Barbara: Reliable, Resilient, Renewable Project. This is the creation for a scalable, efficient, and resilient energy system using local renewable energy resources for communities in the county.

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5-7pm. Faulkner Gallery, S.B. Central Library, 40 E. Anapamu St. Free. Visit sbplibrary.org.

Friday 5/22 5/21-5/23: The Talented Ones By mixing realism with memory and dance, this black comedy about the American Dream by Yussef El Guindi examines the thwarted dreams of an immigrant couple eager to make it in their adopted country with notions of success and failure that become challenging and lethal to their marriage. This play contains strong language and is for mature audiences only. The show runs through May 30. 8pm. Hatlen Theater, UCSB. $13-$17. Call 893-2064 or visit www.theaterdance.ucsb.edu. Read more on p. 43.

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5/21: Sage Francis Dubbed as the “forefather of indie-hop,” Sage Francis has a unique brand courtesy

5/21-5/23: In the Forest of Detroit Come see S.B. playwright Ellen K. Anderson’s love letter to the Motor City in a story about three generations of women who revel in the power of redemption, art, and laughter that rises from the rubble surrounding them. 8pm. Center Stage Theater, 751 Paseo Nuevo. $18-$23. Call 963-0408 or visit centerstagetheater.org.

of music and is considered one of our generation’s greatest lyricists and spoken-word artists as he caters to poetic leanings and scathing sociopolitical commentary. 8pm. Velvet Jones, 423 State St. $16-$18. Ages 21+. Call 965-8676 or visit velvet-jones.com.

5/21: Star Wars Fused Bead Craft Continue celebrating Star Wars Month by creating a Star Wars–themed keychain or coaster out of fused beads. Yoda says, “Be afraid to have fun, do not. Hmmmmmm.” Preregistration is required. 6-7pm. Goleta Library, 500 N. Fairview Ave., Goleta. Free. Ages 13+. Call 964-7878 or visit sbplibrary.org.

5/21: Ventucky String Band This skilled multi-instrumental quartet blends three-part harmonies into a sound that goes back to the age of country music and the western roots of the ’30s, ’40s, and ’50s. The members have been playing professionally for more than 30 years and have appeared with legends such as Merle Haggard, Dwight Yoakam, and more. 7pm. The Brewhouse, 229 W. Montecito St. Free. Call 884-4664.

5/21: Tragedy at Honda In 1923, seven U.S. Navy destroyers shipwrecked at Honda Point, just northwest of Point Conception. Come learn more about a day that is considered the largest naval disaster in U.S. history during peacetime with Greg Gorga, executive director of the S.B. Maritime Museum. RSVP in advance. Members reception: 6:15pm; lecture: 7pm. S.B. Maritime Museum, 113 Harbor Wy. Free-$10. Call 962-8404 or visit sbmm.org.

5/21: Don’t Think I’ve Forgotten: Cambodia’s Lost Rock and Roll This film tracks all the twists and turns of Cambodian music as it evolves into rock and roll and is then nearly destroyed along with the rest of the country. 7-10pm. Pollock Theater, UCSB. $5-$10. Call 893-4637 or visit carseywolf.ucsb.edu.

5/22-5/24: Gem Faire Come walk around or shop at this gem, jewelry, and bead show where you will discover quality minerals, beads, crystals, gems, and other earth treasures, as well as costume jewelry, tools, supplies, and more. Fri.: noon-6pm; Sat.: 10am-6pm; Sun.: 10am-5pm. Earl Warren Showgrounds, 3400 Calle Real. Free-$7. Call (503) 252-8300 or visit gemfaire.com.

5/22: Everybody Dance Now! May Gala EDN! is a youth-run nonprofit organization dedicated to inspiring students through positive outlets that promote healthy and active lives and empower future leaders of social change by offering free, weekly dance to young people. Join EDN! for drinks, hors d’oeuvres, music, and the spring recital that will follow the gala. 5:45pm. Carrillo Recreation Ctr., 100 E. Carrillo St. $25. Call (949) 838-6554 or visit tinyurl.com/ednmaygala.

5/22: UCSB’s 24th Annual Reel Loud Film Festival Reel Loud provides a showcase for filmmakers, artists, musicians, and performers to display their work in front of a huge audience on a big screen. There will be silent short films with live musical accompaniment, an art exhibit, musical guests, and a variety of dance, stand-up comedy, and a cappella performances. Art show: 6:30pm;

show: 8pm. Campbell Hall, UCSB. $10-$12. Visit reel-loud.com.

5/22: Soul Majestic, Private Conspiracy, DJ Selecta Shaggy Soul Majestic stays true to the foundation of roots reggae and its own sound and pushes the boundaries of contemporary reggae with pop, R&B, folk, and psychedelic rock. Also performing will be Private Conspiracy and groovin’ DJ Selecta Shaggy. 9pm. SOhO Restaurant & Music Club, 1221 State St. $12-$15.

Ages 21+. Call 962-7776 or visit sohosb.com.

5/22: Oak Grove High School Showcase This semiannual event will feature music performances, student paintings, photographs, installations, videos, and ceramics. Families, friends, and those interested in the school should be a part of this showcase celebration. 7pm.

Pavilion Stage and Art Bldg., Oak Grove School, 220 W. Lomita Ave., Ojai. Free. Call 646-8236 or visit tinyurl.com/oakgrove2015.

5/22: Turkish By Matisse and Other Delights Music director Eric Valinsky will lead you through an enticing evening of four ballets featuring exceptional dances, live music, and captivating choreography to the music of Beethoven, Stravinsky, and Mauro Giuliani. Fri.: 2 and 8pm; Sat.: 8pm. The New Vic, 33 W. Victoria St. $15-$38. Call 965-5400 or visit adam-bsb.org.

5/22: Gabriella Klein Join poet Gabriella Klein as she signs her book Land Sparing, which is a series of poems on the times of ecological disaster and personal and political upheaval. Have a glass of wine, and listen to poems that are quiet but savage.

5pm. S.B. Winery, 202 Anacapa St. Free. Call 682-6787 or visit chaucersbooks.com.

5/22: European Artistic Revolution: 70 Amazing Years, 1867-1937 Get a crash course

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She will discuss realism, impressionism, fauvism, cubism, surrealism, expressionism, abstract expressionism, and primitivism.

11-11:50am. Solvang Library, 1745 Mission Dr., Solvang. Free. Call 688-4214 or visit sbplibrary.org.

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5/23-5/25: SCAPE: Art Along the Creek: Restoring Lands, Restoring Lives Members of the Southern California Artists Painting for the Environment (SCAPE) will showcase 200 works in a wide range of styles from landscapes to figurative that will be on exhibit and for sale. The art will be complemented by live music from many small bands. Sat.: 2-6pm; Sun.-Mon.: 11am-6pm. Mission Creek, 37 Mountain Dr. Free.

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5/22: Mystical Absolutes Opening Reception Access the peripheral vision with a sense of clarity at this exhibit by the 2015 MFA students of UCSB that proves that spatial and conceptual definition is in a constant state of flux through sculptures, performance projects, and other works. 5:30-7:30pm. Art, Design & Architecture Museum, UCSB. Free. Call 893-2951 or visit www.museum.ucsb.edu.

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5/23: Divergence: canTEEN! Art, Music, and Mocktails Hey, teens, this night is just for you. Come listen to music, and sip on a signature mocktail while checking out the new exhibit Teen Paranormal Romance. Also, check out the interactive teen bedroom installation, where you can share secrets, dress up for a #paranormalselfie, and watch a short movie by the teen insiders. Bring a school ID for a chance to win door prizes.

5:30-7:30pm. Museum of Contemporary Art S.B., 653 Paseo Nuevo. Free. Call 966-5373 or visit mcasantabarbara.org.

5/23: John Moreland + Brian Whelan John Moreland will make a fan out of you as he plays his guitar and sings songs in his rusty, raspy way from his newly released album, High on Tulsa Heat. Also performing will be Brian Whelan, who toured with Dwight Yoakam for four years and is now on his own. 8pm. Lobero Theatre,

5/23: An Evening with Ayaan Hirsi Ali Her story is one of experiencing the horrors of female genital mutilation as a young Muslim girl in Somalia to witnessing weekly ISIS-like beheadings and stonings to finally fleeing to the Netherlands. She is now an outspoken advocate for human rights and is an author to several books.

This is an opportunity for all to learn. 7pm. Granada Theatre, 1214 State St. $28-$128. Call 899-2222 or visit granadasb.org.

5/23: Deli Man Deli Man tells the story of the once-vibrant culture of the Jewish delicatessen through archival photos, profiles, and interviews, including those with celebrity custom-

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5/23, 5/27: Teen Summer Reading Volunteer Orientation The library’s 2015 program Every Hero Has a Story needs energetic volunteers. If you are interested in welcoming families, explaining the program, enrolling participants, discussing books with children, awarding prizes, and assisting with weekly family events, come to one of these training sessions. Sat.: 11am-12:30pm; Wed.: 5-6:30pm.

S.B. Central Library, 40 E. Anapamu St. Sat.: 3:30-4:30pm.

Goleta Library, 500 N. Fairview Ave., Goleta. Free. Visit sbplibrary.org.

5/23-5/25: I Madonnari Italian Street Painting Festival This romantic festival brought from Grazie di Curtatone, Italy, presents the art of street painting. Streets will be covered in 150 squares drawn with chalk pastels and transformed into art canvases.

There will be live music, an Italian market, an area for children to create art, and more. See the progression of featured artist Blair Looker, who will create a 12-by-16-foot painting. Funds raised will go to Children’s Creative Project, a nonprofit arts education program of the S.B. County Education Office. 10am-6pm. Old Mission S.B., 2201 Laguna St. Free. Visit imadonnarifestival.com.

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sunday 5/24 5/24: Painting in the Vineyard Start the morning with a private tasting of Sunstone Winery’s delicious white wines, and then walk to the gorgeous and exclusive Villa grounds for a painting session, receiving step-by-step instructions from an artist. Following the painting session will be a private red wine tasting at the Lavender

Courtyard. All supplies will be provided. 10am-1pm. Sunstone Winery, 125 Refugio Rd., Santa Ynez. $75. Call 990-2105 or visit gypsystudiosart.com.

5/24: Polka Dot Alley: A Flamenco Dance Trilogy This documentary film shares three stories of five young dancers driven by zealous parents, famed instructors, and the Old Spanish Days Fiesta schedule of auditions, rehearsals, and performances. Each part of the trilogy is unique and can be viewed separately. Look into the lives of the dancers who make the weeklong Fiesta celebration come alive. 3, 5:30, and 8pm. The New Vic, 33 W. Victoria St. $10-$12. Call 965-5400 or visit etcsb.org/rental-shows/index.

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5/23: I.V. Chalk Memorial/ART4PEACE 8am. Pardall Rd., Isla Vista. Free. Visit tinyurl.com/islavistacometogether.

5/23: Storke Plaza/People’s Park Candle Light Vigil and March 7pm. Storke Plaza, UCSB; People’s Park, Embarcadero del Norte and Seville Rd., Isla Vista. Free. Visit tinyurl.com/islavista cometogether.

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5/25: Pierre Claeyssens Veterans Foundation Presents Memorial Day Ceremony This patriotic event will include bagpipers, a bugler, the USMC Color Guard, the Pledge of Allegiance and Invocation, a keynote speaker, the S.B. Choral Society, a flyover of vintage warbirds, and more, all to honor veterans. Please wear sunscreen, hats, and comfortable shoes.

10-11am. S.B. Cemetery, 901 Channel Dr. Free. Call 259-4394 or visit pierreclaeyssensveteransfoundation.com.

5/24: Pope Challenge Tournament Final It’s time for polo! Beckman Vineyards will be serving wine tastings during this event. Because it is an Armed Services & Veterans Appreciation Day, all active duty and veteran service members and their families get in free. 1pm. Polo Fields, 3375 Foothill Rd. #1200, Carpinteria. $10-$150. Visit tinyurl.com/popechallenge tournament.

5/24: A Celebration of Joni Mitchell featuring Kimberly Ford Kimberly Ford is a jazz vocalist with a stylistic range that effortlessly flows from ballads to free jazz. She will celebrate Joni Mitchell, who has crafted a huge body of work for more than 40 years with hits like “Big Yellow Taxi,” “Free Man in Paris,” and “Both Sides, Now.” 7pm. SOhO Restaurant & Music Club, 1221 State St. $12. Call 962-7776 or visit sohosb.com.

5/24: Memorial Day Block Party Wine Collection will host its second annual El Paseo block party. Taste wines from the six premium wineries of the Wine Collection of El Paseo, enjoy food by C’est Cheese, receive a complimentary commemorative wine glass, and more. Noon-3pm.

El Paseo, 812 State St. $40. Visit tinyurl.com/memorialday blockparty.

Monday 5/25 5/25: Ladies Rock Camp Showcase This will be a preview for a jam-packed weekend for women ages 19 and over to learn an instrument, start a band, write a song, and rock out. It is a benefit for organization Girls Rock S.B.’s summer youth program. It’s all about being inspired, collaborating, creating music, and having fun.

7pm. SOhO Restaurant & Music Club, 1221 State St. $15-$25. Call 962-7776 or visit sohosb.com.

5/25: Bach by Candlelight The West Coast Chamber Orchestra, conducted by Christopher Story VI & Dr. Michael Shasberger, will feature J.S. Bach’s Comic Opera The Coffee Cantata (1735) with baritone, soprano, flute, and tenor soloists. 8pm. First United Methodist Church, 305 E. Anapamu St. $10-$25. Call 963-4408 or visit cieloperformingarts.org.

Tuesday 5/26 5/26: Alice in Wonderland The S.B. Festival Ballet will have an abridged performance of Alice in Wonderland. Bring your friends, see all the wonderful costumes, and enjoy a well-loved story.

4-4:35pm. Faulkner Gallery, S.B. Central Library, 40 E. Anapamu St. Free. Call 564-5603 or visit sbplibrary.org.

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Solvang will play host town for the Special Olympics before its World Games, and proceeds from this event will raise funds for the 65 athletes and coaches who will stay in Solvang July 21-24. 5-8pm. Wandering Dog Wine Bar, 1539-C Mission Dr., Solvang. $30-$40. Ages 21+. Call 686-9126 or visit wanderingdog winebar.com.

Wednesday 5/27 5/27: Growing Circles Benefit Concert 2015 Come learn about the work of the Amala Foundation, and enjoy live music, food, and a silent auction. All proceeds will go toward sending youths from around the world to this year’s Global Youth Peace Summit in Foresthill, California. 7-9:30pm.

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State-of-the-Art Equipment and Facility for the Very Best in Diagnosis and Treatment Serving Santa Barbara for Over 29 Years All PPO Insurance Accepted Joseph C. Weber, DDS • David G. Becker, DDS 5/27: A Photographic Tour of Amazonia Peru Aaron Budgor will be sharing stories and presenting photographs of birds from his recent visit to Peru that include the Andean cock-ofthe-rock (regarded as the national bird of Peru, pictured), the great Inca-finch, and the Inca tern. Come learn about the avian diversity of the Andes Mountain Range and the Amazon Rainforest. 7:30-9pm. Farrand Hall, S.B. Museum of Natural History, 2559 Puesta del Sol. Free. Call 964-1468 or visit santabarbara audubon.org. new work that will make for an exciting evening of movement and grace. This show, directed by Delila Moseley, is the company’s crescendo before they graduate and leap into careers in dance.

There is also a show on Thursday, May 28. 8pm. Center Stage Theater, 751 Paseo Nuevo. $18-$23.

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5/27: Inside Perspectives: Neo-Noir and the Contemporary City of Blade Runner Starring Harrison Ford as an android hunter named Deckard, the movie Blade Runner adopts the noir style and evokes the not-so-distant futurescape of L.A. There will be a Q&A with award-winning documentarian courtesy

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Sunday 5/26: Rich Girls, The Mozzies, Bedbugs The Rich Girls (pictured) are an American garage rock band whose genre has been called doom pop by fans and music types, combining the polish of British rock with the primitive energy of American garage and Goth. Joining them will be Orange County–based garage rock band The Mozzies and L.A.-based garage rock/pop band the Bedbugs. 8pm. Biko Garage, 6612 Sueno Rd., Isla Vista.

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Text and photos by Caitlin Fitch Panoramic views of Santa Barbara and dramatic rock formations make Lizard’s Mouth a favorite for both hard-core rock climbers and anyone who loves the great outdoors. With plenty of caves and hideaways, it’s easy to spend a day discovering new places in the seemingly endless fields of rocks. Mike Johnson (right) has spent a lot of time in the area since learning to climb almost three years ago. “I used to be a pro mountain biker and do motocross, but I decided to switch to something a little safer, where I didn’t break as many bones,” he said while waiting for a friend with his dog, Sam. Although the trail is beautiful, beware of broken glass.

“This place is great, but it needs a lot of cleanup,” he said. “I always pick up some trash when I’m out here.”

With Old Spanish Days spirit in the air thanks to Saturday’s unveiling of this year’s Fiesta poster, this weekend is a good and last chance to see Polka Dot Alley, a trilogy of dance documentaries focused on Santa Barbara’s vibrant and often cutthroat youth flamenco scene. Filmed over four years and involving 100-plus dancers, the three feature-length films focus on five primary young ladies, their choreographers, and their families, delving into occasionally controversial, always colorful territory. The Polka Dot Alley trilogy screens this Sunday, May 24, at 3, 5:30, and 8 p.m. at the New Vic Theatre. See polkadotalley.com.

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n 1929, 20 pilots took to the skies for the first-ever Women’s Air Derby, an all-female, cross-country air race. On June 15, three Santa Barbara women — Jessie Davidson, Topaz Grabman, and Aravni Khachikians — will fly cross-country to compete in the 2015 version of what’s now known as the Air Race Classic, held June 22-25.

But first place isn’t the only destination on their radar.

Calling themselves the Above All Fly Girls, the trio will travel from Santa Barbara to the starting line in Fredericksburg, Virginia, to its finish in Fairhope, Alabama, and back, stopping en route at multiple Girls Inc. clubs to educate young girls about careers in flying. In a field where less than 7 percent of pilots are female, the Above All girls hope their journey— part roadless road trip, part race, part educational journey tour— will inspire women nationwide to achieve their own tour lofty dreams.

The three were first inspired to fly the race in December of last year, when Shawn Sullivan, owner of Above All Aviation, recommended they join. As passionate recreational flyers with professional ambitions, the three seized the chance to compete in the race, which would test their skills with long distances, fuel limitations, and foreign weather systems. “I’ve dealt with a marine layer before, but never a thunderstorm,” Davidson said, who, like her fellow Fly Girls, welcomes the thrill of the unseen and unknown.

Yet when they first enlisted, the biggest unknown of all— all how to cover the $11,000 costs of racing fees, fuel, and accommodations — loomed large on the horizon. The trio staged

a fundraiser on April 11, and the community matched their enthusiasm, covering all costs within a single day. Their flight school provided an essential lift, donating a Cessna 182, equipped with a Garmin 696 GPS system donated

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“It has brought our community together, and we really are thankful,” Grabman said.

FRIENDLY SKIES: Santa Barbara pilots (from left) Topaz Grabman, Jessie Davidson, On April 29, the three visited and Aravni Khachikians will leave town on June 15 to enter the all-female, crosscountry Air Race Classic on June 22. They’ll stop at Girls Inc. chapters along the way the Girls Inc. in Goleta, where to stoke dreams of young aspiring pilots. they allowed young girls to test cockpit instruments, try out a flight simulator, and race paper airplanes. They’ll do simi- becomes part of the machine; there aren’t three of us, there lar stops along their route, encouraging young minds to are four,” says Khachikians.

In the focused peace of airspace, the three women have all pursue their ambitions. “There’s strength in being visible as women in aviation,” said Davidson, who also directed found both personal solace and a larger purpose. Davidson her own documentary, Our Piece of the Sky, about female sees their participation in the race as a unique “part of the pilots. “It’s becoming more real to us that we can have an human experience,” both as women and as pilots of machines impact.” Added Grabman, “We’ve accomplished our dreams only a hundred years in human hands. Khachikians agreed. in aviation, and we want other women to accomplish their “You’re in history without even realizing it; carrying that torch is humbling,” she said. dreams, too.”

When they take off from Santa Barbara on June 15 to comUntil they leave in a few weeks, the three are training by trading roles between pilot, copilot, and navigator in anticipa- pete for their own piece of the sky, they may very well light tion of spending two full weeks in their plane, N411BP, which more torches along the way.

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She’ll be serving a family-style, traditional Nepalese meal on long communal tables, featuring a Nepalese curry, fry cakes, and chai tea, among other dishes, all to be eaten with your hands. “We felt we should really submerge our guests in the feeling of Nepal,” said Craig — except, perhaps, for the fine wine and beer, provided by Larner, Kunin, Kaena, Valley Brewers, and a dozen more producers.

Tickets are $100, but there will be farm-to-bar cocktails and an estate tour for $250 VIPs (including those who spend $1,000 for a table of eight). The money, including from the live and silent auctions, goes straight to the Manakamana Foundation, which was recently founded to help with quake relief. A representative from the organization will speak, and a Skype call will be made to a correspondent in Nepal. “We’ll be able to see where the money is going, which I think is very special,” said Craig.

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It’s the Dad Bod. You heard me. What’s got girls giddy is the plain, pasty, paunchy physique of a man who’s more likely to be dining on leftover chicken fingers and mac ’n’ cheese than he is to be hoisting kettle bells. (Is that what one does with kettle bells? Does one hoist? Endowed with a Mom Bod, I wouldn’t know.)

Since January, the Instagram feed CollegeDadBods has amassed more than 22,000 followers and 70 images of young men with guts that range from mildly untoned to Jason Segel-esque to full-on basketball rotund.

In a recent article on the college news site the Odyssey, South Carolina coed Mackenzie Pearson explained “Why Girls Love the Dad Bod.� Pearson, who’s penned such other must-reads as “Ring by Spring or Fling?� and “What Waxing Half My Eyebrow Off Taught Me About Life� (I know, said the columnist who once wrote about vajazzling: no judgment), contends there are five reasons for this sudden jones for jiggly joes — two of which are that girls look better standing beside a squishy guy. Other reasons are cuddliness, a willingness to indulge in delicious things, and the comfort of already knowing what he’s going to look like when he’s hauling a diaper bag in 15 years.

Makes sense to me. In a culture where self-involvement is at an alltime high, a pronounced disinterest in one’s own body fat percentage is a precious truffle of normalness to be sought after and savored. And if you want to do more than look at a man’s rocking body and ‌

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I feel this way, too, about men who are exceedingly well dressed.

They’re nice to look at, but ultimately their efforts feel a little too fussy to be truly attractive. I always wonder what important aspects of his personality, career, or relationships a guy is not working on during the time he spends shopping for exactly that right pair of jeans and matching that tie to those socks.

The pendulum swings all over the place for women’s physiques, from zaftig Bettie Page to spindly Twiggy, and from athletic Elle Macpherson back to buxom Sofía Vergara. Why shouldn’t men’s frames follow suit?

Perhaps the Dad Bod phenomenon is further evidence (like we needed any) that what turns a woman on is not appearance so much as the competence that the appearance implies. And if rippling biceps and washboard abs once alerted us to a man’s highly coveted ability to hunt for and protect the clan, then do fatherly flab and patchy back hair point to a man’s commitment to focusing on the other people in his life? An absence of vanity that serves his woman and children well?

As I write this, my better half and his fit-but-far-from-burly Dad Bod are limping and nursing a gooey elbow abrasion from injuries he sustained while sprinting across an intersection to buy PeptoBismol for our suddenly nauseated son during the intermission of a school play. Rather than spend the 15 minutes of intermission standing in line for a brownie at the bake sale to indulge his sweet tooth — or even doing push-ups in the quad to indulge his machismo — he spent them in service, and then in pain.

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No. 8 Gauchos Finish Season Strong; Plus SBCC Vaqueros, UCSB Women’s Basketball, and Student-Athletes

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inadequacies, was a rocking place to watch college baseball this season. The Gauchos, playing in one of the toughest conferences in the country, gave one gritty performance after another. They wrapped up their home schedule last weekend against UC Irvine by sweeping the Anteaters with a rare blowout victory (10-5) and two nail-biters (3-2 and 6-5). The Gauchos have played in 20 one-run games, winning 15 of them.

Perhaps the most dramatic occurred earlier in the week, a nonconference road game at Cal State Bakersfield. Trailing 7-6 with nobody on and two outs in the top of the ninth, UCSB got life when Cameron Newell was hit by a pitch. Up stepped Austin Bush, a strapping freshman who spends most games on the bench. Down to his last strike, he smashed a two-run home run, giving the Gauchos an 8-7 lead and, a half inning later, another one-run win. Senior catcher Campbell Wear called the hero “Awesome Bush.”

The Irvine series finale on Sunday was designated Senior Day in homage to UCSB’s six graduating players: Wear; infielders Peter Maris and Woody Woodward; and outfielders Newell, Luke Swenson, and Scott Quinlan.

They’ve been solid all season. Newell’s batting average (.383) tops the Big West. Wear keeps the pitchers on target. Maris mans the hot corner (third base) and delivered a two-run jack that sparked the Gauchos in the Irvine opener.

Two other Gauchos most likely played their final home games last weekend: junior pitchers Dillon Tate and Justin Jacome, hot prospects for the upcoming major-league draft.

Coach Andrew Checketts extolled the performances of Gaucho freshmen: Bush for his inspirational blast at Bakersfield, Chris Clements and Kyle Nelson for their clutch pitching in relief, and shortstop Clay Fisher, who was recruited for his glove and has come through several times with his bat.

Fisher was the hero in Saturday’s victory, which took 11 innings to accomplish. After Swenson’s RBI tied the score in the eighth, and Clements extinguished UCI rallies in the ninth, 10th and 11th, Fisher came up with one out, runners on first and second, and the Anteaters hoping for a double-play ball. What they got was Fisher’s hard smash down the left-field line, sending J.J. Muno home with the winning run.

Another freshman, designated hitter Kyle Plantier, got into the act Sunday with a two-run double that gave the Gauchos a 6-3 lead. They needed all of it, as UCI swung the bat aggressively against Shane Bieber, UCSB’s third standout starting pitcher. The Anteaters chipped away until Nelson got the last two outs with a pair of runners on base in the ninth.

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UCSB Baseball Enters Home Stretch Robby Nesovic, a junior first baseman who can also be called on to pitch, dug out several throws for putouts and maintained his batting average at .349. Center fielder Andrew Calica, who runs down fly balls like American Pharoah heading toward the wire, had such a fine series against Irvine (.546 on-base percentage) that the Big West named him field player of the week.

With three regular-season games to play—this weekend at last-place UC Riverside — the Gauchos are 39-13-1 overall and 15-6 in the Big West, a game behind Cal State Fullerton (16-5) and two ahead of UC Irvine and Cal Poly (13-8). The conference could send three teams into the NCAA tournament. UCI finished third last year and advanced all the way to the College World Series.

The Gauchos, ranked as high as No. 8 in the national polls, have the best shot at being named host of a subregional round when the NCAA announces its 64-team bracket on Monday. But they can’t play on their home diamond for several reasons, including no lights.UCSB has arranged to rent the 6,600-seat ballpark of the minorleague Lake Elsinsore Storm. It is within driving distance of the Inland Empire, Orange County, and San Diego, where many of their players came from.

SBCC CLOSED OUT: Santa Barbara City College could taste its first appear-

ance in the State Final Four after defeating Orange Coast, the defending state chamMOUND MASTERS: Just one of the Gauchos’ powerful pitchers, UCSB pion, 3-1 in the opener of their best-offreshman reliever Chris Clements shut down UC Irvine in the nineth, 10th, three series at Pershing Park last Friday. and 11th innings last Saturday. They play UC Riverside in the last regularBut just ask the L.A. Clippers — those season series this weekend and then pursue postseason dreams. close-out games are tough. The Vaqueros did not blow a lead, though; they just had bad baseball luck in a 5-2 defeat Saturday, and coaching experience at Stanford and San Jose State. If she the visitors coasted to a 10-2 clincher on Sunday. SBCC can help Henrickson find more Mia Fishers in California finished its best season in history with a 33-11 record. prep ranks, UCSB’s program may be able to climb closer to its once accustomed stature.

HEARTY HIRE: New UCSB women’s head basketball coach Bonnie Henrickson stoked good feelings in long- THE WHOLENESS OF A STUDENT-ATHLETE: As much time fans by adding former Gaucho standout Mia Fisher as the NCAA would like them to be called student-athletes, to her coaching staff. Fisher was a sure-shooting guard for collegians who play sports are customarily called just aththe Gauchos during the time they reached the Sweet Sixteen letes, and to some of them, the term student hardly applies. of the NCAA women’s tournament in 2004. She picked up UCSB’s Golden Eagle Awards Banquet, supported for 28 years by Peter Jordano, salutes the student-athlete ideal.

It honored 16 Gauchos for high achievement in academics last week.

One of them is Matt Hamilton, a junior water polo player majoring in mechanical engineering. Hamilton suf suffered a concussion last fall, and it was so serious that it ended 5/22: High School Baseball: Villa Park at Dos Pueblos Although its record is barely above .500 his playing career. “Being a student-athlete here is such a (15-14), Dos Pueblos is riding some momentum into Friday’s CIF Division 2 play-off opener. The privilege, and it can be so quickly lost,” Hamilton said. He Chargers have won three straight games and seven of their last 10 while emerging as Channel felt a sense of disappearance at being a student without the League champions for the fourth consecutive year. They got the job done with clutch pitching athlete part of his identity. “I thought Matt was no longer and defense. Villa Park (19-8) is a tough opponent. The Panthers were runners-up in the North there,” he said. Ryan McMillen, an assistant coach, told Hills League behind Foothill, the No. 3–ranked team in the division. 3:15pm. Scott O’Leary BaseHamilton that he still had teammates who would always be ball Diamond, Dos Pueblos High, 7266 Alameda Ave., Goleta. Free. Call 968-2541. there for him. When he took those words to heart, Hamilton said, “I became Matt again.” A Gaucho forever. n

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The Coachella Collection: “I was in awe of every “Instead of having a row of 20 pastry case,” she said of her year macarons, we put them in a box studying abroad in Paris, where she and call it a collection,” she said. took a class to learn the art of making This box includes flavors like macarons in the trendy Le Marais Watermelon Oasis, which comes neighborhood. The UCSB student, as a red macaron with a waterwho graduates next month, turned melon painted on it. that knowledge into The Kabakery and is now seeking investors to Mochi Balls: “I was in an grow the business, which fills French Asian market, and I thought, ‘I cookie orders out of a commercial want that!’” said Kabaker, who’s cooking space inside the Goodland designing playful packaging to tell a story about each collection.

Kitchen in Old Town Goleta. d “I didn’t know my talent before “It’s really a good canvas for me to sharing it with other people,” have fun and mess around with flavors.” explained Kabaker, who launched

by Carolina Starin the label by passing out cookies in front of trendy cafés and hotels The Lunch Box: Strawberry and then interviewing the passersby for feedback. Convinced lemonade and strawberry yogurt. “I would call it Strawberry she was onto a good thing, Kabaker enrolled in UCSB’s Tech- Go-Gurt, just to kind of throw it back a little,” she said. This nology Management Program and entered the New Venture box also includes the popular peanut-butter-and-jelly macaron.

Competition.

“Men love that one,” she said. “It’s really funny.”

“They called me the curveball,” she said. “I couldn’t just be a bakery in a tech competition. I had to be a multifaceted concept.” Drake-n-Bake Collection: “I want to be fashion-forward,” So she and her team started building an e-commerce website and said Kabaker, who takes global food and pop-culture trends and expanding The Kabakery’s social-media reach. Today, although builds them into her business model.“Our flavors are inspired by she didn’t make the New Venture Competition finals (which are things that are big.” This collection includes Rosé, which comes on May 21 in Corwin Pavilion), Kabaker sells cookies to private with a little gold leaf. events from Santa Barbara to Los Angeles.

Follow @thekabakery on Instagram or send order inquiries “I don’t just want to be a baker,” she said. “I need to be in a n to thekabakery@gmail.com. dynamic job situation, and being an entrepreneur is part of it.”

or Maureen Foley, life is all about reinvention. The chef/owner of Red Hen Cannery has been a number of things in her life—novelist, artist, teacher, Indy staffer —and never planned to make marmalades professionally, until life called for a shift in gears.

Ever adaptable, Foley fell back on her Carpinteria farm-girl roots and writerly instincts, using her grandmother’s recipes as inspiration for a sophisticated line of preserves. In flavors like her roasted peach brown sugar, Santa Rosa plum and chai spice, and three citrus and bourbon marmalade, Foley starts with simple seasonal fruit flavors pulled from her family’s ranch and adds a poetic flavor twist. For the few fruits she can’t find at home, she sources from other nearby farms.

Her efforts are paying off. In addition to having a strong Farmers Market following, Red Hen jams and marmalades are on the shelves of Flagstone Pantry, Book Ends Café, Porch, and Beach Bowl and also at retailers in Costa Mesa and Calabasas. Recently, Foley’s creations garnered international acclaim at this year’s 10th Annual Dalemain Marmalade Festival in England, with her Tangelo-Kumquat Marmalade earning a gold and her Spicy Orange Marmalade earning a silver for their international marmalade categories. We checked out three of her best marmalades just before the summer fruit season begins.

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angelically sweet confiture perfectly balances sharp cheddar and works as the base for a light marinade. This won the gold, but be warned: Tangelo season is over, making this a very limited-edition batch.

Spicy Orange Marmalade: This spread is rich with cin-

namon and sumptuous autumnal spice, with just a slight bit of lingering heat. Calling it “a Californian version of Thanksgiving cranberry sauce,” Foley suggests pairing with pumpkin bread or spreading it on a turkey sandwich.

Irish Whiskey Marmalade: This best seller is inspired by her husband’s Irish roots. The fruit-forward spread is all orange at the onset, with an Irish creamy undercurrent revealing itself at the back of the palate. It would be marvelous woven into a citrus-chocolate soufflé.

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HOG WILD: Jake O. Francis feeds his bacon-to-be on a ranch in Los Olivos.

Perfecting PorK at

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round 8 months old, Kevin Bacon is approaching 300 pounds, which means the Berkshire cross pig’s time enjoying acorns, oak tree shade, and the leisurely life alongside a creek in the Los Alamos Valley will soon come to a close. In the next few weeks, he’ll be butchered (likely in front of a class), and his body will either be roasted for a special event, sold to a handful of restaurants, or distributed directly to individual customers who subscribe to regular pork packages.

That’s the basic protocol for the Valley Piggery, a boutique, sustainably minded, and educationfocused company run by Jake O. Francis. Looking more movie star (think Jared Leto crossed with Johnny Depp) than pig farmer, Francis hails from outside of Seattle but spent time at restaurants in Brooklyn and Manhattan before falling for pigs at a farm and restaurant in Athens, Georgia. “I realized that I wanted a more persistent and consistent connection to my food,” said Francis, who then started his own boutique pig company called Pork Chop Hill.

When his girlfriend, Amy Gard’ner, was offered a horticultural job in Lompoc, Francis came along, working for Dey Dey’s before launching Valley Piggery in July 2013. “I team with ranchers to use underutilized portions of their land,” said Francis, who currently works with one ranch in Los Alamos and one in Los Olivos, with about 15 total pigs at any one time. Unlike traditional pig farmers, whose skill sets and interests typically just involve raising animals, Francis fills a unique niche, willing to teach others, cater events big and small, work with other chefs, and run a community-supported agriculture, or CSA, program. “It’s kind of A to Z,” he explained.

Interest steadily grows, with 240 subscribers to the CSA (though only the first dozen or so orders can be fulfilled by the two pigs he harvests every month) and regular deliveries going to Industrial Eats in Buellton, Bacon & Brine in Solvang, SY Kitchen in Santa Ynez, and the Patagonia commissary in Ventura. He’ll also roast a whole pig for about $1,700 or cater a full menu for roughly $55 to $65 per person, depending on where and how many people. The next opportunity to see Francis in action is this Friday, May 22, 5-8 p.m., at Industrial Eats (181 Industrial Wy., Buellton), where he’ll host a pig butchery workshop alongside Jeff Olsson of Industrial Eats and New West Catering.

See valleypiggery.com for more info and dates.

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in garages, performing in churches. There is no performance venue in Lompoc.”

Once reopened, the theater will be used for multiple purposes — from plays to

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AND ACTION! Originally built in the 1920s, the historic Lompoc Theatre — pictured above in an architectural rendering — is getting a face-lift before reopening.

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Doors open at 7 p.m.; Emily Wryn plays at 7:30 p.m. For more information, see lompoctheatre.org.

films to dance performances to rehearsal space. One particular series the Theatre Project hopes to offer is acoustic solo shows by well-known musicians. “The acoustics of the theater are legendary,” said Herrier.

In fact, the initial show of the series takes place Saturday, May 23, at Stone Pine Hall, which will stand in for the yet-to-be-opened Lompoc Theatre.

“This is the first of what we will call the Stone Pine Sessions,” said Herrier. The evening is a fundraiser for the Theatre Project and features Santa Barbara favorite Glen Phillips and opener Lompoc native Emily Wryn. “This is for us to show what’s possible,” added Herrier.

— Michelle Drown

The UndergroUnd YoUTh Beautiful and damned ep Beautiful and Damned is the latest EP by Manchester band The Underground Youth, which has been realizing its neo-psychedelic/post-punk music since 2008, after artist Craig Dyer decided (like a latter-day Ian Curtis) to put his poetry to music. Upon recruiting his Siberian wife, Olya Dyer, to play The Jesus and Mary Chain–esque percussion, the duo was signed to alternative label Fuzz Club Records. Guitarist Thomas Joseph was added to the lineup in 2011, and a subtle shift in direction resulted.

Thus far the band has put out six self-produced albums and two EPs. Whereas earlier efforts such as 2010’s outstanding Mademoiselle had much more of a

Spacemen 3/Velvet Underground/Anton Newcombe ambiance, Beautiful and Damned treads convincingly toward dark-wave territory. There are four songs on the EP: “Behind,” “Damned,” “Naked,” and “Shadow.”

The atmospheric “Behind” is a lover’s entreaty.

“Damned” seems descended from The Sisters of Mercy’s “Temple of Love”— albeit with a sloweddown tempo. The opening riff on “Naked” recalls The Cure’s “Seventeen Seconds,” although Dyer’s lyrics are arguably stronger than Robert Smith’s. And at seven minutes, final track “Shadow” is a slow-burning horror show, with its chill factor that’s Edgar Allan Poe by way of Joy Division.

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ompoc is blooming again. Once known for its vast flower fields, the city has been getting recognition in the past five years from its proximity to the Sta. Rita Hills appellation, which is making some of the world’s finest pinot noir. Subsequently, a portion of the downtown has been revitalized thanks to myriad wine tasting rooms that have opened there.

But wine rooms alone do not a city’s cultural center make. Enter the Lompoc Theatre Project, a group of volunteers who have been working since 2012 to breathe life back into the historic walls of Lompoc’s original arts venue. Standing tall, if neglected, the nearly 90-year-old building, which served as the town’s “primary venue for entertainment, culture, and civic events” from 1927 until the 1970s, is poised once again to reign.

“The Wine Ghetto changed everything,” said Mark Herrier, president of the Theatre Project. “There are cultural organizations, the [Lompoc] Civic Theatre, the Lompoc Chorale, the Lompoc Pops — these are good, nice entities, but they are rehearsing

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— Sean Mageean

For 20 years, Santa Barbara’s theater community has supported the education and transformation of young people through writing for the stage. The Young Playwrights’ Festival, which celebrates this momentous anniversary at the Elings Performing Arts Center at Dos Pueblos High School on Saturday, May 23, at 2 and 7 p.m., offers high school students the opportunity not only to study the art of playwriting but also to see their work come alive through staged readings featuring professional actors. Rich Hoag, Jeff Meek, Shannon Saleh, and Samantha Eve are the talented adults who will join Dos Pueblos theater program acting students to deliver the lines and create the characters that seven of the school’s novice playwrights have imagined.

The program is the brainchild of theater teacher/producer Clark Sayre and will be directed by Gioia Marchese. When I met with the students onstage at the Elings Center last week, the excitement was palpable. Asked what they love about this program, the students offered a wide range of answers, from “When I started writing plays, I didn’t know anyone, but now I do, much more so than in any of my other classes” to “There’s nothing like seeing the smiles — or the shock — on people’s faces when they hear and see what you have written performed.”

The range of styles and subjects explored by these young writers is remarkable, as well. In Trial by Fury, AJ Nisich portrays what he describes as “a courtroom drama meets the Roman coliseum in the future.”

Gordon Dawson’s medieval coming-of-age story, Eternal Night, was heavily influenced by The Lord of the Rings, while Aivy Nguyen’s Struck … Literally takes its inspiration from the ultra-contemporary world of teen celebrities as seen on such programs and websites as TMZ. Other student writers who will have plays performed include Cayla Henry, Santi Melendez, Justin Ealand, and Natalie Nelson. If you are a fan of contemporary drama, or if you are interested in how good schools are encouraging students to enjoy learning more, then you’ll want to check out the Young Playwrights’ Festival.

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his excellent group show demonstrates the ongoing commitment of Sullivan Goss, An American Gallery, to researching and rewriting the history of American art. Although by now many women artists have cracked the boys’ club of art history, there’s a tendency for their efforts to appear as isolated exceptions to the dominant male narrative, as with Georgia O’Keeffe, or as pendants to the life stories of their more famous spouses, as in the case of Lee Krasner Pollock.

For this exhibition, curator Jeremy Tessmer has focused on the art of strong women modernists active between 1915 and today as a way of both proclaiming the high quality of their work and of indicating the all-important social context that made the creation of modern art so appealing and important to progressive women beginning in the second part of the 19th century. At a time when women were still denied the vote and had to live within constraints on their public behavior that today seem profoundly sexist, the study and practice of fine art offered an opportunity to evade the claims of a society that preferred women to take a secondary role in virtually all activities outside the home.

WEIRD ROAD: Betty Lane’s “Route 7 Towards Alexandria” hints at surrealism.

by a thriving art scene populated by sympathetic souls of both genders.

Restricted from conventional life drawing classes due to the simultaneous presence of men and nude figure models, these women were forced to realize their ambitions in seemingly less-provocative genres such as still life. Looking at Vollmer’s “Tulips and Watercan,” which was painted in 1942, or any of the other paintings she did of flowers while working in her De la Guerra Street studio, it’s easy to see that the absence of naked human flesh did nothing to stop her from apprehending and expressing the angular edginess that was one of the aesthetic signatures of the modernist movement.

Vollmer imbues her subjects with the painterly vitality and gestural daring associated with her mentor Hans Hofmann, but she typically does so under the guise of “minor” genres, such as the still life.

In fact, the sense that it is possible to embrace progressive aesthetic tendencies under cover of traditional subject matter can be felt in many of the images in this show, including those by contemporary artists and those by artists from elsewhere in the United States.

Betty Lane is primarily associated with New England, where she painted and taught art. Her “Portrait of Holly” is a colorful composition that represents a dark-haired woman in white shorts and a tank top reclining on a chaise longue at the beach. The bright, relatively unblended colors and the picture’s simple yet powerful geometric composition recall Matisse, but there’s an undertone of women’s liberation in the unmistakable exaltation in her independent pose.

STILL-LIFE EXPRESSIONISM: The brushstrokes in “Tulips and Watercan” Perhaps the most exciting entry in

by Grace Libby Vollmer reveal an appreciation of contemporary abstracthis consistently satisfying collection tion. of images is a large portrait of Martha Mitchell by the well-known painter In the early 20th century, Santa Barbara proved a Alice Neel. With her blonde hair piled loosely on her hospitable place for independent women to pursue head to reveal a familiar pair of pearl earrings, Mitchell their interest in art without having to leave the United confronts the viewer with her direct gaze and jaunty States. For Lyla Harcoff (1883-1956) and Grace Libby half smile. As an anchoring presence in this collection Vollmer (1884-1977), for example, downtown Santa of “Declarations,” the famously talkative Watergate Barbara was, from the 1920s through the 1950s and whistleblower stands for all the ways in which women beyond, an ideal location for a painter’s studio, with its have found themselves able to resist the ongoing culn comfortable climate and abundant light supplemented tural demands for self-censorship.

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wo internationally renowned classical musicians shared the Lobero stage with the Berlin and New York Philharmonic last Monday. Both German-born violinist Christian Tetzlaff and pianist Lars Vogt have an exquisite German-in-the-pocket pure tone—always bull’s-eye pitch with rich and delicate overtones. Tetzlaff mostly played with his eyes closed and gently bended his knees as he swayed to the music; Vogt, intense but always relaxed, had a plum cherry sound with light tannins. They presented a well-balanced program, displaying their remarkable technical skill and stylistic understanding of 200 years of European art music tradition including Mozart, Bartók, Webern, and Brahms.

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Wolfgang Mozart: Sonata for Piano and Violin in B-flat Major, K.454.

Mozart, of course, is the undisputed wunderkind definition of genius: pure musical beauty and perfection in every balanced note he wrote. The violin’s melodic lines were the gentle breeze caressing, the arpeggiated piano lines a comfortable hammock. The duo had a majestic and moving crescendo: I could feel nostalgia trying to break through my tear ducts.

Béla Bartók: Sonata for Violin and Piano No. 1, Sz. 75. Bartók is considered the unofficial gateway drug to the modern period. He is the innovator of quartal harmony (chords based on fourths instead of thirds), abstract tritonal relationships, and percussive piano techniques. Not only did he steer the course of Western music, but most great jazz pianist have studied his piano concertos with a microscope. This sonata was intense and dreamy —a hazy mist of Humphrey Bogart looking for bad guys—featuring frenzied up-and-down arpeggiated violin with punchy piano stabs: thunder and brimstone but never losing its eerie sul ponticello (scary-sounding effect played near the violin bridge) charm. They were dripping with sweat at the end of that Bartók piece. Super intense.

Anton Webern: Four Pieces for Violin and Piano, Op. 7. Webern was a scholar of early music, a prized pupil of Schönberg, and, unbeknownst to him, a cult leader of the school of Webern. Every composer after him has been making the academic rite of passage to decipher his music, which is a particular approach of melding relationships between different intervals in different instrumental lines within a Renaissance architecture. Four Pieces was a sci-fi silhouette that featured 10,000 spiders sprinting toward the ceilings: silence, stillness, and then unrelenting violin vibrato.

Johannes Brahms: Sonata for Violin and Piano No. 3 in D minor, Op. 108. Brahms, a brilliant star in the shadow of Beethoven, was in the boxing ring with Wagner for most of his career, fighting for the future of Germanic music. The Brahms sonata ventures into Beethoven land and has a sweet ballad in the second movement.You can hear a lot of Bach sensibility in the latter part of the piece, as Brahms was also a master scholar of counterpoint.

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hroughout the most recent spasm of versation on the UCSB campus. “You give up political rhetoric over immigration, everything that you know for this dream of one assumption has remained virtually America,” and then you discover that it means unremarked: the idea that U.S. citizenship is you will be judged strictly according to your always and for everyone an unequivocal good. individual material success. “These rote quesFor Egyptian-American playwright Yussef tions so common here, such as ‘what do you El Guindi, the answer is do?’ They are not even real easy. Having obtained questions in the country of American citizenship in origin, where people would Seattle, where he coninstead want to know tinues to live, he asserts ‘who is your family?’ and that for him, there is “no ‘where do you belong?’” question, I am satisfied The passion with which with it.” In fact, he values the playwright announces his citizenship so much his themes conveys his that he says, “I vote all the empathy effectively. Even if time, even in primaries or he is not personally disapon propositions — if the pointed with the American polls are open, I show up.” dream, he appears to know But in his new play, intimately how that must The Talented Ones, which feel. will preview this weekWith another of his end as part of UCSB recent plays, Threesome, already booked in Seattle Theater’s Launch Pad program, suffrage and New York City, does not suffice, at El Guindi is one of least not for one of the country’s hotthe characters. The test playwrights. He play, which comes accepted the inviby Charles Donelan billed as “A Black tation to work in Comedy about the UCSB’s Launch Pad American Dream,” begins twice — once at a program with Professor Risa Brainin because citizenship ceremony and then again eight it is, in his estimation, unique in the way that years later. This gap in time allows the drama it supports the development of new plays. to explore what happens when an immigrant With Launch Pad, a new play receives much couple, Omar from the Middle East and more than a staged reading, even though Cindy from Southeast Asia, obtain their citi- the result is not considered a premiere but zenship at the same time and, after marrying, rather a “preview production.” This approach discover that their relative satisfaction with allows the playwright to keep reworking the American life differs. Cindy earns a lot of script even while collaborating not only with money and enjoys what she does, while Omar actors but also with professional set designers struggles and wonders what went wrong. This and costumers. When I visited rehearsal last dilemma, while not uncommon, barely regis- week, there were effects already in place on ters with the American public as a significant the Hatlen Theater stage that easily rank with aspect of the immigration debate. Few of us the top work being done in any professional stop to consider what happens when the vol- theater on the West Coast.

The show’s title, The Talented Ones, refers to untary acceptance of our values as American citizens comes up hard against the practical the dauntless immigrants at its core, but talkrealities of a society defined by competitive ing with El Guindi and witnessing the work individualism. going on at UCSB for this project, it’s only For El Guindi, it is the space between natural to feel that the reference spills over to mindsets that puts the drama in motion. the talented team that’s come together to put “Imagine it,” he said to me in a recent con- on this show.

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June 19 • 20 • 21 — Father’s Day Weekend Live THE ROOT OF THINGS: Former lead singer of Blazing Haley, Matt Armor has gone solo, and his flowing tones bring back pure country sounds without any of what he calls “the big truck-driving country” tonalities.

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he four o’clock sun shone golden in stuff; I like Americana and country swing, the sky, warming the streets to a serene that old ’40s and ’50s stuff. I love that stuff. I temperature and casting a glowing hue touched on those styles, and the other stuff is on Tuesday’s bustling State Street farmers’ just the sweet, flowing moody stuff.” market. Around the corner, the colors of Songs such as “Sing Out Loud,” “Don’t Matt Armor’s tattoos seemed to pop off his Change,” and “Shut Down” feature those skin with exceptional brightness as he swiftly moody tones that Armor referenced. And moved, cell phone his warm voice sets a foundation for the pressed to ear, out the open door of the mellow vibes of the Press Room, a small Hawaiian lap-steel pub off Ortega. The guitar and the performer lead singer of cussive groove of the

by Ryan Mandell the successful psyupright bass guitar, chobilly band Blazing creating listenable Haley caught my attention, waved me over, and soulful music. “I wanted to write an honand gave a slightly bashful smile indicating est record,” Armor said. “It took me a couple the importance of the phone call. years, and there was just a lot going on at the A moment later, Armor rushed back into time: It’s about relationships, my dog passed the pub with wide blue eyes that matched his away, alcohol and drug use, not heavy, but baseball cap and a grin on his face: “Hey, man, you know.” nice to meet you. Can I buy you a beer?” he Armor chuckled and leaned back in his said as he personally introduced me to the chair to take a breath. “You know, it’s all in bartender. Armor is just that kind of guy; he there. ‘Red Cloud,’ is more of an environmenseemed to know almost everyone that strolled tal song about planet Earth and all the living through the Press Room, and like a true Santa creatures. I’m a surfer, and I love the ocean, Barbara local, he gave each friend an honest so I wrote ‘Sacred Ground,’ which is about how I think we need to respect the history and humble salutation.

Recently, Armor has gone solo in his musi- of the land more; that one is just a general cal career. He and his band put out a self-titled statement.”

12-song album, and he plans to release a Armor’s band consists of Barney Tower mini-LP by this October. Armor’s watery and on lead guitar, Jeff Reffredo on upright bass, flowing tones bring his audience back to the and Steve Hoke on drums. All area musicians, pure unadulterated lyrics and songwriting they are absolutely top-notch, and their styles style of country and rockabilly without any of and skill have been honed by years of hustling what he calls “the big truck-driving country” in the Santa Barbara music scene. Armor’s tonalities. “I like certain [genres of] country, music invites a lot of swing dancing, a perfect and somebody wasn’t hitting where I wanted complement to a moonlit spring night on to hit,” Armor elaborated. “I like the old rootsy the town.

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seem so thoroughly rehashed and beaten that they could fill a whole cemetery with dead horses, along comes an exciting new act to remind you why acts from Brooklyn continue to draw so much buzz.

Ava Luna brought its weirdo New York R&B-funk-wop to the FUNZONE on Sunday, May 17, evoking forefathers like The Velvet Underground and Talking Heads in their bassy punctuations and lovely harmonies, but a bit more Poetry Club. Not a head stopped bobbing during their entire set.

Highlights included Felicia Douglass’s heavenly vocals on “Coat of Shellac” and Becca Kauffman’s theatric stares on the spoken-word number “Roses and Cherries.” I went from unfamiliar to instant fan.

Joining the bill was Chicago-bred Young Jesus, powerful indie rockers, perhaps a bit too earnest but still strong; FUNZONE mainstays the Sun Daes, their relaxed vibes even more so sans drummer; and bright young area duo Honey Maid, which nearly stole the show with its opening post-poppunk set that featured rocking sad-happy songs like “Sadness Mattress” and “Microwave.” Though the touring acts may have had a tad more polish to them, none were as fun.

Speaking of fun, a shout-out to the FUNZONE for providing an allages venue with such a warm and DIY spirit. For those who haven’t been, go — not just for the music but also for the meditative batting cages.

HIP-HOP HOORAY: Ventura rapper-singer KYLE’s ever-rising tide of success continues to swell into a bigger and bigger wave, with the Ventura High grad’s King Wavy Tour cresting at a headlining spot last week at the Majestic Theater on Thursday, May 14. For those who are just now catching the wave yourselves, check out KYLE’s poignant new video, “Wait On Me,” dedicated to his late grandfather. He also just released “It’s Lit!” featuring another up-and-comer, Iamsu!, and it’s catching fire all across the Internet.

(Iamsu!, by the way, also recently collaborated with Casey Veggies, who was here in April.) A huge congrats to our 805 hero for making it this far, and hoping him a swell remainder of the tour.

In other hip-hop news, Velvet Jones delivered a one-two punch this past weekend with a Friday-night appearance from Sacramento’s C-BO and a Saturday-night visit from L.A.’s Abstract Rude, two legends of the genre at different ends of the spectrum. Like the rain that welcomed the weekend, so much veteran hip-hop talent packed into two days is a rare thing in town.

C-BO, a gangsta rapper so real he scared the authorities into jailing him for his lyrics alone, is famed for classics like Tales from the Crypt and his work with Tupac Shakur. The thoughtful and prolific artist recently spoke to The Indy (see independent.com/cbo) and seems to be moving with life’s changes very well — he has a new album slated for this year. Abstract Rude followed up the next night and put the venue in a much different headspace with his chilled-out West Coast sound. Beaming in from the Golden Era of hip-hop, he’s a man of sage wisdoms and simple truths.

Did somebody say Sage? Velvet Jones continues its roll this Thursday, May 21, with Sage Francis. For those of you who may not remember when hip-hop got very literary around the early 2000s, Sage Francis was one of the most respected and acclaimed to rise among his fellow wordsmiths, with some saying he is among his generation’s best lyricists. He released Copper Gone in 2014 after a four-year hiatus, so now would be a great time n to see him, fresh and back in action. Doors open at 8 p.m.

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IN SEASON: “A Time for Every Season” by Allen Koehn is on view at Gallery Los olivos.

art exhibits MUSEUMS Art, Design & Architecture Museum – 2015 UCSB Department of Art, MFA Thesis Exhibition, through May 31. UCSB, 893-2951.

Karpeles Manuscript Library and Museum – Brian Shapiro: Midrash & Miscellany: Contemporary Paintings from Biblical Texts and Julie B. Montgomery: Veiled Terrain, through Aug. 29. 21 W. Anapamu St., 962-5322.

Museum of Contemporary Art S.B. – Teen Paranormal Romance, through July 12.

653 Paseo Nuevo, 966-5373.

Rancho La Patera & Stow House – Multiple permanent exhibits hosted by the Goleta Valley Historical Society. 304 N. Los Carneros Rd., Goleta, 681-7216.

S.B. Historical Museum – Earthquake, through July 5; Under the Umbrella: Lutah Maria Riggs, through spring; The Story of Santa Barbara, permanent exhibition. Free admission. 136 E. De la Guerra St., 966-1601.

S.B. Maritime Museum – Doug Klug: Underwater Forests of Anacapa Island Island, through May. 113 Harbor Wy., 962-8404.

S.B. Museum of Art – Ray Strong: Beyond Santa Barbara, May 23-June 21; Degas to Chagall: Important Loans from the Armand Hammer Foundation, Visions of Modernity: 20th-Century Japanese Woodblock Prints, ongoing exhibitions. 1130 State St., 963-4364.

S.B. Museum of Natural History Sea Ctr. – Multiple permanent installations. 211 Stearns Wharf, 962-2526.

Wildling Museum – Wild Spirit: Horses in Art Art, through June 1. 1511-B Mission Dr., Solvang, 688-1082.

gaLLErIES Allan Hancock College Library – Children’s book illustrations, ongoing.

800 S. College Dr., Santa Maria, 922-6966.

Architectural Foundation Gallery – Judy and Warner Nienow: Wet World: How Rain Affects Architectural Impressions, through May 29. 229 E. Victoria St., 965-6307.

Arts Fund Gallery – Impart: An Exhibition for the 2015 Teen Arts Mentorship Master Artists, through June 20. 205-C Santa Barbara St, 965-7321.

Artamo Gallery–Spring Spring Art Art, through May 31.

11 W. Anapamu St., 568-1400.

Bella Rosa Galleries – André Monlleo: Houses on Bath, through May 31.

1103 State St., 966-1707.

The C Gallery – Gwen Cates and Heidi Petersen: Cosmic Monologues, through June 24. 466 Bell St., Los Alamos, 344-3807.

Cabrillo Pavilion Arts Ctr. – S.B. Arts and Crafts Show Exhibition, through May 25. 1118 E. Cabrillo Blvd., 897-1982.

Cancer Ctr. of S.B. – Art Heals, a permanent exhibit. 540 Pueblo St., 898-2204.

Carivintâs Winery – Michelle Ellis: Nature’s Kaleidoscope, through June 30.

476 First St., Solvang, 693-4331.

Carpinteria Arts Ctr. – Student Show, through May 25. 855 Linden Ave., Carpinteria, 684-7789.

Casa Dolores – Bandera Ware, throughAug. 1. 1023 Bath St., 963-1032.

Channing Peake Gallery – Under the Influence: Responses to Place, through June 18. S.B. County Administration Bldg., 105 E. Anapamu St., 568-3994.

Churchill Jewelers – Irena Kovalik and Thomas Van Stein, through June. 1015 State St., 962-5815.

Eastside Library – Photo Essay of Asian Pacific Americans on the Central Coast, through May 31. 1102 E. Montecito St., 963-3727.

Flying Goat Cellars – Betsee Talavera, through mid-July. 1520-A E. Chestnut Ct., Lompoc, 436-9032. galerie102 – Ellwood Risk, Sabine Pearlman: No Risk, No Reward Reward, through May 24. 102 W. Matilija St., Ojai, 640-0151.

Gallery 113 – Beth Schmohr, through May 30. La Arcada, 1114 State St., 965-6611.

Gallery Los Olivos – Erin Williams: Flights of Fancy Fancy, through May 30; Chris Hansen and Allen Koehn, through June 3.

2920 Grand Ave., Los Olivos, 688-7517.

The Good Life – Carol Wood: Scenic Wonders, through June 30. 1672 Mission Dr., Solvang, 688-7111.

Harris and Fredda Meisel Gallery – F7 Photographics: Embrace the Wonder Wonder, through Aug. 28. 2415 De la Vina St., 687-7444.

Hospice of S.B. – James Petrucci: weightless, through July 31. 2050 Alameda Padre Serra, 563-8820.

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May 21-28 Jewish Community Ctr. – S.B. Printmakers, through June 2. 524 Chapala St., 957-1115.

The Lark – Kevin Eddy, ongoing. 131 Anacapa St., 284-0370.

Los Olivos Café – John Card: Art Potpourri, through July 2. 2870 Grand Ave., Potpourri Los Olivos, 688-7265.

Lucky Penny – Campbell Baker, ongoing.

127 Anacapa St., 284-0358.

Marcia Burtt Studio – Forest for the Trees, through June 14. 517 Laguna St., 962-5588.

MCASB Satellite – Magic Mountain, through Jan. 1, 2016. Hotel Indigo, 121 State St., 966-5373.

MichaelKate Interiors & Art Gallery – Deep Disguise, through June 21. 132 Santa Barbara St., 963-1411.

Montecito Aesthetic Institute – Eye, through Sept. 10. 1150 Coast Village Rd., Ste. H, Montecito, 565-5700.

MultiCultural Ctr. – John CrespoEstrella: Art of the Rhythm, through June 5.

UCSB, 893-8411.

Ojai Café Emporium –Tom Hardcastle and Gretchen Greenberg, ongoing.

108 S. Montgomery St., Ojai., 646-2723.

Oliver & Espig Gallery of Fine Arts– Tielle Monette and Sergey Fedotov, ongoing. 1108 State St., 962-8111.

Pacific Western Bank – Celebrating 28 Years of I Madonnari Posters, ongoing. 30 E. Figueroa St., 883-5100.

Pacifica Graduate Institute – Mythic Threads: Art, Healing and Magic in Bali Bali, ongoing. 801 Ladera Ln., 879-7103.

Porch – Group show, through July 2. 3823 Santa Claus Ln., Carpinteria, 684-0300.

Porch Gallery Ojai –Water Water Works IIII, through June 8. 310 E. Matilija St., Ojai, 620-7589.

El Presidio de Santa Bárbara State Historic Park – Nihonmachi Revisited: Santa Barbara’s Japanese American Community in Transition, 1900-1940 and Memorias y Facturas, ongoing. 123 E. Canon Perdido St., 965-0093.

Roy Restaurant– David Strand: Reduced & Rearranged Rearranged, through May 31. 7 W. Carrillo St., 966-5636.

S.B. Artwalk – Arts & Craft Show, ongoing Sundays. Cabrillo Blvd. at State St. S.B. City Hall Gallery – Ray Strong: Shared Vision/Common Ground Ground, through Feb. 18, 2016. De la Guerra Plaza, 568-3994.

S.B. Tennis Club –Jeanne Dentzel: May Flowers: Scene and Unseen, through June 5.

2375 Foothill Rd., 682-4722.

S.B. Zoo – Animals ... Inside Out Out, through June 26. 500 Niños Dr., 962-5339.

Sullivan Goss, An American Gallery – The Declarations of Independents and Meredith Brooks Abbott: Days That Count Count, through June 28; Lockwood de Forest Brass Cutouts, through Dec. 31. 7 E. Anapamu St., 730-1460.

Tamsen Gallery – R.W. Firestone, ongoing. 3888 State St., 687-2200.

UCSB Library – Girls-in-Justice, through May 29. UCSB, 893-2478. wall space gallery – Space Oddity, through June 28. 116 E. Yanonali St., 637-3898.

Youth Interactive Creative Studio Gallery – Bloom, through June 1. 209 Anacapa St., 453-4123.

Zookers Restaurant – Karen Scott Browdy, Brooke Baxter, Carol North Dixon, through June 13. 5404 Carpinteria Ave., Carpinteria, 684-8893.

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BIG NAMES. SMALL ROOM.

Mad Max: Fury Road. Tom Hardy, Charlize Theron, and Nicholas Hoult star in a film written by George Miller, Brendan McCarthy, and Nick Lathouris and directed by Miller.

Reviewed by D.J. Palladino

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eorge Miller’s fourth Mad Max film is a masterpiece, even in an era of dystopian films. Like Dutch painter Hieronymus Bosch, specifically referenced at one point, Fury Road blends the truly hideous with the spectacularly beautiful. The movie is an escapist odyssey that nonetheless passes hard judgments on humanity, a detailed descent into hell made with sure rhythms by a director who understands when to apply full throttle and when to ease up so we can think over all we have seen.

Nobody does action scenes better. “My world is fire and blood,” says Max (Tom Hardy stepping into Mel Gibson’s sandy boots) at the outset before munching a two-headed lizard. Then the most artfully choreographed opening chase scene since Indiana Jones follows. If The Road Warrior was a freak show war movie, and Beyond Thunderdome science-fiction fable-making, Fury Road is a western where hope and faith are ridiculed and then bought with a lot of blood.

(The movie, though violent, shows little actual carnage.)

Hardy plays a laconic drifter drawn into saving what passes for a town in the post-apocalyptic outback.

There’s even a captivity narrative concerning badass Imperator Furiosa (Charlize Theron), stolen herself

IT’S A MAD, MAD, MAD, MAD WORLD: Tom Hardy (right) steps into Mel Gibson’s sandy boots for the fourth installment of George Miller’s Mad Max series.

and who then steals the private harem of an evil warlord who looks like a troll doll on bad steroids. She runs for a paradise she remembers. Maybe they don’t ride horses — nature is eradicated, remember — but they do head the bad guys off at a pass twice with exploding spears, wacky hybrid vehicles, chainsaws, and the occasional flamethrower. Falls, flips, and slow-motion explosions abound.

It isn’t a pretty place. Tumors, goiters, and deformities also abound. But the film keeps turning corners into visions of beauty—the escaped women, a night beneath the unspoiled stars when a satellite goes overhead, and a strong take on women as warriors. Miller doesn’t stop to explain anything, but it’s a mistake to think his motives are unclear. “Who killed the world?” is the film’s mantra question. People running around in gashog vehicles after the fall is the shameful answer.

People are still killing the world. n

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LuminOus timEs Far from the Madding Crowd. Carey Mulligan, Michael Sheen, and Tom Sturridge star in a film written by David Nicholls, based on the novel by Thomas Hardy, and directed

by Thomas Vinterberg.

Reviewed by Richie DeMaria

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n Far from the Madding Crowd, an adaptation of Thomas Hardy’s serial novel, a fiercely independent woman named Bathsheba Everdene (Carey Mulligan) must choose between three stubborn male suitors: Gabriel Oak (Matthias Schoenaerts), an angelic and sturdy bough of a man; William Boldwood (Michael Sheen), a brooding wolf-man of great wealth; and Sergeant Frank Troy (Tom Sturridge), a dashing and ribald tin soldier. Each one proposes marriage to her more or less immediately, and the indecisive but self-confident heroine, in her shifting desires, strings them along as far as she can. Things get complicated.

Director Thomas Vinterberg faithfully tells this 2015 rendition of the oft-retold classic, maintaining the pastoral gentility of the period-piece genre without drowning it in sappy sentiment. Hardy wrote of a tragic universe stitched with sad happenstance, and Vinterberg does well to maintain both the more shadowy elements of Hardy’s style as well as his lyrical sweetness. Charlotte Bruus Christensen deserves special mention for her cinematography. Each scene is bathed in beautiful countryside light, making this more of a moving landscape painting than a film; a scene of beached livestock, dead underneath the rising sun, is a memorable masterwork.

PERIOD-PIECE PERFECTION: Carey Mulligan stars in this beautifully realized adaptation of Thomas Hardy’s Far from the Madding Crowd.

Even those who tend to shy away from the stiff, stodgy style of period pieces will likely find much to enjoy in this sumptuous film. Hardy was and still is a great storyteller, and his adapters here have done an excellent job upholding his habit of deferring and derailing the outcome so that not one seems especially obvious. The ending feels a little rushed, given all the twists and turns it took to get there, but better to have more buildup and less sweet hereafter.

It’s a well-timed classic in our online-dating era, with options and indecisions galore. Though our suitors and wooers these days may no longer offer us a baby lamb or piano on first visit, the story’s questions of commitment to self and others are still compelling. Follow to the end of this twisting tale, and see why Hardy’s story has lasted so; the best tales, like the best loves, are the ones that endure. n independent.com

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Edited by Michelle Drown The following films are playing in Santa Barbara FRIDAY, MAY 22, through THURSDAY, MAY 28. Descriptions followed by initials — DJP (D.J. Palladino) and KS (Kit Steinkellner) — have been taken from our critics’ reviews, which can be read in full at independent.com. The symbol O indicates the film is recommended.

Saint Laurent (150 mins.; R: graphic

FIRST LOOKS O Far from the Madding Crowd (119 mins.; PG-13: some sexuality and violence) Reviewed on page 53.

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O Mad Max: Fury Road

(120 mins.; R: intense sequences of violence throughout and disturbing images) Reviewed on page 53. Camino Real (2D)/ Fiesta 5 (2D and 3D)

Pitch Perfect 2 (115 mins.; PG-13: innuendo and language)

Pitch Perfect 2 is the all-too-rare big, fat feminist hit: written and directed by women (Elizabeth Banks in her directing debut and 30 Rock scribe Kay Cannon) and features an ensemble of young women as its stars, who are neither objectified nor dependent on the men in their life. This is a story about women relying on each other and working together to win big.

Unfortunately, the movie isn’t interested in its central conceit. There are a lot of side plots floating around, and though everything moves forward, very little connects. The plot problems could be forgiven if it weren’t for the movie’s other flaws: None of the leads seem comfortable in their roles, the musical numbers never reach the heights of the original, and the movie’s jokes often rely on casual racism, homophobia, and transphobia. It’s a watchable and often enjoyable movie, but there’s too much going against this film to give it a free pass. (KS) Camino Real/Paseo Nuevo

PREMIERES The 100-Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out the Window and Disappeared (114 mins.; R: language and some violence)

Based on the best-selling novel by Jonas Jonasson, this film tells the story of centarian Allan Karlsson, who escapes from a senior home and has one last adventure.

Plaza de Oro

nudity/strong sexual situations, substance abuse throughout and some language)

This biopic chronicles designer Yves Saint Laurent’s (Gaspard Ulliel) life during the height of his career from 19671976.

Plaza de Oro Tomorrowland (130 mins.; PG: sci-fi action violence and peril, thematic elements, and language)

A curious teen (Britt Robertson) embarks on a dangerous mission with a jaded inventor (George Clooney) to uncover a place they both remember called Tomorrowland.

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ScREEnIngS Black Souls (103 mins.; NR) Originally titled Anime Nere, this ItalianFrench film follows the dynamics of a family divided by desires to be part of and stay out of the Mafia.

Wed., May 27, 5 and 7:30pm, Plaza de Oro

Margarita, with a Straw (100 mins.; NR) A wheelchair-bound young woman moves from Delhi to attend university in New York, where she explores her sexuality.

Wed., May 27, 6pm, Polka Dot Alley (NR) This film is a trilogy of dance documentaries focused on Santa Barbara’s vibrant and often cutthroat youth flamenco scene. Filmed over four years and involving 100-plus dancers, the three feature-length films focus on five primary young ladies, their choreographers, and their families, delving into occasionally controversial, always colorful territory.

Sun., May 24, 3, 5:30, and 8pm, New Vic Theatre

nOW SHOWIng O The Age of Adaline (112 mins.; PG-13: a suggestive comment)

Cameron Crowe wrote and directs this romantic comedy about a military contractor (Bradley Cooper) who reconnects with an old flame (Rachel McAdams) while also falling for an Air Force watchdog (Emma Stone).

Poltergeist (93 mins.; PG-13: intense

Avengers: Age of Ultron (141 mins.;

frightening sequences, brief suggestive material, and some language)

PG-13: intense sequences of sci-fi action, violence, and destruction and some suggestive comments)

including suggestive comments)

Fairview/Paseo Nuevo (Opens Thu., May 28)

Gil Kenan directs this remake of the 1982 horror film about a family who moves to the suburbs and is subsequently tormented by angry spirits in their new home.

Camino Real(2D and 3D)/

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San Andreas (114 mins.; PG-13: intense disaster action and mayhem throughout, and brief strong language)

Dwayne Johnson stars in this action adventure about a rescue-chopper pilot who takes a perilous trek to save his daughter in the aftermath of a crippling earthquake.

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O Ex Machina

(108 mins.; R: graphic nudity, language, sexual references, and some violence)

Moviegoers who like science fiction for explosive spectacle value might get antsy during the first two thirds of the movie. Slow, weird, and beautiful, this is a movie about god, humanity, and machinery that makes you fearfully aware that erasing the line that separates all three might be less than a logarithm away. (DJP) Fairview/Fiesta 5

OFurious 7 (137 mins.; PG-13: prolonged frenetic sequences of violence, action, and mayhem, suggestive content, and brief strong language) The Fast and the Furious gang reunites to stop Deckard Shaw (Jason Statham), who is hunting them down to avenge the death of his brother. Every aspect of the franchise’s past is effectively recycled, but somehow Furious 7, with all of its preposterous stunts, mock epic chase scenes, clunky dialogue, and sadistic bloodless fight scenes, is redeemed in a finale that manages to make the whole series seem goopy and romantic. (DJP)

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who becomes the object of affection for the kingdom’s prince. The remake comes nowhere near the domesticated grandeur of the 1950 cartoon, though it has its own moments, both new and wonderfully familiar. (DJP) Fairview

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What’s left is the feeling that he lost his own interests in the bargain. (DJP)

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(DJP) Fiesta 5 Hot Pursuit (87 mins.; PG-13: sexual content, violence, language, and some drug material) It’s hard to make a great movie from derivative beginnings, and this oddcouple female buddy crime comedy has “The Heat Copycat” written all over it. This is a shame, because the mismatched duo in question is Reese Witherspoon and Sofia Vergara, an Academy Award winner and a television comedy juggernaut, respectively. They deserve better than a cheap imitation. There is a good film inside this second-rate movie.

It’s just too bad that, this time, mediocrity won out. (KS) Fairview/Fiesta 5 The Salt of the Earth (110 mins.; PG-13: thematic material involving disturbing images of violence and human suffering, and nudity) This documentary follows the career of photographer Sebastião Salgado, who captured humanity and some of the most important world events in recent history. Now his lens is aimed at unmarred landscapes and wild plants and animals.

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(Mar. 21-Apr. 19): James McNeill Whistler was an influential painter in the latter half of the 19th century.

He advocated the “art for art’s sake” credo, insisting that the best art doesn’t need to teach or moralize. As far as he was concerned, its most important purpose was to bring forth “glorious harmony” from chaos.

But the immediate reason I’m nominating him to be your patron saint for the coming weeks is the stylized signature he created: an elegant butterfly with a long tail that was actually a stinger. I think you’ll thrive by embodying that dual spirit: being graceful, sensitive, and harmonious and yet also feisty, piquant, and provocative. Can you manage that much paradox? I think you can.

(June 21-July 22): Do you chronically indulge in feelings of guilt? Do you berate yourself for the wrong turns and sad mistakes you made in the past? These behaviors may be sneaky ways of avoiding change.

How can you summon enough energy to transform your life if you’re wallowing in worries and regrets?

In presenting the possibility that you might be caught in this trap, I want you to know that I’m not sitting in judgment of you. Not at all. Like you, I’m a Cancerian, and I have periodically gotten bogged down in the very morass I’m warning you against. The bad news is that right now you are especially susceptible to falling under this spell. The good news is that right now you have extra power to break this spell.

(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): “Glory” is the theme song of the film Selma. It’s an anthem about the ongoing struggle for equal rights by African Americans. I want to borrow one of its lines for your use in the coming weeks: “Freedom is like a religion to us.” I think those will be good words for you to live by. Are you part of a group that suffers oppression and injustice? Are you mixed up in a situation that squashes your self-expression?

Are you being squelched by the conditioned habits of your own unconscious mind? It’s high time to rebel.

The quest for liberation should be your spiritual calling.

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LEO

(Apr. 20-May 20): Renowned author George Bernard Shaw was secure in his feeling that he did good work.

He didn’t need the recognition of others to validate his self-worth. The British Prime Minister offered him a knighthood, but he refused it. When he found out he had been awarded a Nobel Prize for Literature, he wanted to turn it down, but his wife convinced him to accept it. The English government also sought to give him the prestigious Order of Merit, but he rejected it, saying, “I have already conferred this order upon myself.” He’s your role model for right now, Taurus.

Congratulate yourself for your successes, whether or not anyone else does.

(July 23-Aug. 22): In the TV comedy-drama Jane the Virgin, the fictional character known as Rogelio de la Vega is a vain but lovable actor who performs in telenovelas. “I’m very easy to dress,” he tells the wardrobe supervisor of a new show he’ll be working on.

“Everything looks good on me. Except for peach. I don’t pop in peach.” What he means is that his charisma doesn’t radiate vividly when he’s wearing peachcolored clothes. Now I want to ask you, Leo: What don’t you pop in? I’m not simply talking about the color of clothes that enable you to shine but everything else, too. In the coming weeks, it’s crucial that you surround yourself with influences that make you pop.

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(May 21-June 20): “Aha!” is your mantra for the coming weeks, Gemini. Keep it on the tip of your tongue, ready to unleash. This always-ready-to-be-surprisedby-inspiration attitude will train you to expect the arrival of wonders and marvels. And that will be an effective way to actually attract wonders and marvels!

With “Aha!” as your talisman, all of your wake-up calls will be benevolent, and all of the chaos you encounter — or at least most of it — will be fertile.

(Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Are you willing to entertain an outlandish possibility? Here’s my vision: You will soon be offered unexpected assistance, either through the machinations of a “guardian angel” or the messy blessings of a shape-shifting spirit. This divine intervention will make it possible for you to demolish a big, bad obstacle you’ve been trying to find a way around. Even if you have trouble believing in the literal factuality of my prophecy, here’s what I suspect: It will at least come true in a metaphorical sense — which is the truest kind of truth of all.

Homework: Choose one area of your life where you will exceed your personal best in the coming week. Testify at FreeWillAstrology.com.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): If you’re planning on breaking a taboo, sneaking into a forbidden zone, or getting intimate with an edge-dweller, don’t tell boastful stories about what you’re doing. For now, secrecy is not only sexy; it’s a smart way to keep you safe and effective.

Usually I’m fond of you telling the whole truth. I like it when you reveal the nuanced depths of your feelings.

But right now I favor a more cautious approach to communication. Until your explorations have progressed further, I suggest that you only discuss them sparingly. As you put your experiments in motion, share the details on a need-to-know basis.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): There are many possible ways to create and manage a close relationship. Here’s one of my favorite models: when two independent, selfresponsible souls pledge to help each other activate the best versions of themselves. If you don’t have a partnership like this, the near future will be a favorable time to find one. And if you already do have an intimate alliance in which the two of you synergize each other’s quest for individuation, the coming weeks could bring you breathtaking breakthroughs.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): It’s a challenge to drive a car through Canada’s far north. For example, if you want to get

from Dawson in the Yukon Territory to Inuvik in the Northwest Territory, you take Dempster Highway.

It’s gravel road for the entire 417-mile trip, so the ride is rough. Bring a spare tire and extra gasoline, since there’s just one service station along the way. On the plus side, the scenery is thrilling. The permafrost in the soil makes the trees grow in odd shapes, almost like they’re drunk. You can see caribou, wolverines, lynx, bears, and countless birds. Right now, the sun is up 20 hours every day. And the tundra? You’ve never seen anything like it. Even if you don’t make a trip like this, Capricorn, I’m guessing you will soon embark on a metaphorically similar version. With the right attitude and preparation, you will have fun and grow more courageous.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Aquarian author James Joyce wrote Ulysses, one of the most celebrated and influential novels of the 20th century. The narrative is both experimental and tightly structured. Its chaotic streamof-consciousness passages are painstakingly crafted.

(Anyone who wonders how the astrological sign of Aquarius can be jointly ruled by the rebellious planet Uranus and the disciplinarian planet Saturn need only examine this book for evidence.) Joyce claimed he labored over Ulysses for 20,000 hours. That’s the equivalent of devoting eight hours a day, 350 days a year, for over seven years. Will you ever work that hard and long on a project, Aquarius? If so, now would be an auspicious time to start.

PISCES (Feb. 19-Mar. 20): The English writer and caricaturist Max Beerbohm moved away from his native land when he was 37 years old. He settled in Rapallo, Italy, where he lived for much of the rest of his life. Here’s the twist: When he died at age 83, he had still not learned to speak Italian. For 40 years, he used his native tongue in his foreign home. This is a failing you can’t afford to have in the coming months, Pisces. The old proverb “When in Rome, do as the Romans” has never been so important for you to observe.

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TO GO IN ’CITO: Here’s a look at the dessert table at Merci To Go near Vons in Montecito.

new eatery named Merci To Go opened in April in the Montecito Country Mart at 1024 Coast Village Road. Merci To Go offers sandwiches, salads, dinners, and desserts, Tuesday-Saturday, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. There’s Vietnamese chicken salad, organic beets, quiche lorraine, quinoa tabbouleh salad, Moroccan carrot salad, Mary’s organic chicken paillard with Meyer lemon salsa, grilled asparagus, heirloom white beans, and mac ’n’ cheese. Dessert offerings include Valrhona triple chocolate brownies, peanut butter chocolate chip cookies, organic lemon poppy-seed bundt cake, butterscotch pudding, and homemade granola. Call (310) 270-5272 or visit mercitogo.com.

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THE FOOD LIAISON: Reader Jenny tells me that a

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Thursday, May 21, Wine + Beer and the Santa Barbara Public Market at 38 West Victoria Street invite food and wine enthusiasts to a Margerum Winemaker Dinner in The Kitchen at the Public Market. Julian Martinez, head chef at Barbareño Restaurant (205 W. Canon Perdido St.), and his team will partner with Doug Margerum, winemaker and owner of Margerum Wine Company, to offer a pairing menu that’s reflective of the California Central Coast.

Guests will be welcomed with a glass of Margerum Riviera Rosé of Grenache 2014 and a selection of hors d’oeuvres, including Santa Maria tartare, ranchero Scotch eggs, and Santa Barbara sea urchin.

Then the stone fruit salad with Drake goat cheese, fennel vinaigrette, and mahlab will be paired with the Margerum Sybarite Saubignon Blanc 2013. The spring rack of lamb, with dukkah spice, beets, sundried black olives, and lime-rose gastrique comes with the Margerum “M5” Blend 2013. The dinner ends with olive-oil brioche beignets with pistachio marzipan, cherry, and amaro, paired with the Happy Canyon Vineyards Piocho Red Blend 2011. The dinner is $95 per person. Call 770-7702 to make a reservation.

this paper in February, the new barware and cocktail accessories store named Still is now open downtown at 37 East Ortega Street. Its website, elevateyourethanol .com, offers the following description: “Still is a retail space devoted to the art of cocktail craftsmanship.

For the amateur home mixer to the professional mixologist, we carry a wide variety of barware, bar tools, glasses, quality vintage pieces, and the finest modern cocktail accessories. We also feature natural, local, and artisanal mixers, sodas, syrups, and shrubs.

Our bitters tasting bar allows customers to sample Santa Barbara’s largest selection of cocktail bitters.”

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at 955 Embarcadero del Mar in Isla Vista is available for fundraisers. They cut a check at the end of the evening for 15 percent of total sales. No questions asked. Contact info@sweetalley.com.

reader Richard, owner of Santa Barbara TamalesTo-Go (sbtamalestogo.com): “We just received some good tamale news. Our application was accepted.

Beginning in 2016, March 23 will be listed as National Tamale day in Chase’s National Calendar of Events!”

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midday rolls around, consider having lunch and giving back to the community at the same time.

Throughout May, the Wine Cask at 813 Anacapa Street is partnering with Storyteller Children’s Center, Santa Barbara’s nonprofit organization that provides tuition-free early childhood education for homeless and at-risk children in Santa Barbara County.

Through their Charity Lunch Promotion, Wine Cask will donate 10 percent of all guest lunch checks when they mention this organization.

YOUR BENEFIT AT SWEET ALLEY: Sweet Alley

REUNION VENUE NEEDED: The Restaurant Guy is a member of his Santa Barbara High School classreunion committee and is charged with finding a venue for a July 2016 gathering. We are looking for a location that can handle 150-200 people. Preferably this would be a place that can serve dinner and have a no-host bar. If you have any suggestions, please email info@santabarbara.com. Thank you!

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THE PETITION requests the dece‑ dent’s will and codicils, if any, be admitted to probate. The will and any codicils are available for examination in the file kept by the court.

THE PETITION requests author‑ ity to administer the estate under the Independent Administration of Estates Act. (This authority will allow the personal representative to take many actions without obtaining court approval. Before taking certain very important actions, however, the per‑ sonal representative will be required to give notice to interested persons unless they have waived notice or con‑ sented to the proposed action.) The Independent administration authority will be granted unless an interested person files an objection to the peti‑ tion and shows good cause why the court should not grant the authority.

A HEARING on the petition will be held in this court as follows: on 6/04/2015 AT 9:00 a.m. Dept: Five SUPERIOR COURT OF CALIFORNIA COUNTY OF SANTA BARBARA, locat‑ ed at 1100 Anacapa Street, Santa Barbara, CA 93101. Anacapa Division.

IF YOU OBJECT to the granting of the petition, you should appear at the hearing and state your objections or file written objections with the court before the hearing. Your appearance may be in person or by your attorney.

IF YOU ARE A CREDITOR or a contin‑ gent creditor of the decedent, you must file your claim with the court and mail a copy to the personal represen‑ tative appointed by the court within the later of either (1) four months from the date of first issuance of letters to a general personal represen‑ tative, as defined in section 58 (b) of the California Probate Code, or (2) 60 days from the date of mailing or per‑ sonal delivery to you of a notice under section 9052 of the California Probate Code. Other California statutes and legal authority may affect your rights as a creditor. You may want to consult with an attorney knowledgeable in California law.

YOU MAY EXAMINE the file kept by the court. If you are a person interested in the estate, you may file with the court a Request for Special Notice (form DE‑154) of the filing of an inventory and appraisal of estate assets or of any petition or account as provided in Probate Code Section 1250. A Request for Special form is available from the court clerk.

Attorney for Petitioner: BARNES & BARNES 1900 State Street, Suite M Santa Barbara, CA 93101; (805) 805‑687‑6660.

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93110; Alison Zuber 687 Grove Lane May 7, 14, 21 2015.

Santa Barbara, CA 93105; Andrew FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME Cohen (same address). This state‑ STATEMENT The following person(s) ment was filed with the County Clerk is/are doing business as: Gandolfo of Santa Barbara County on Mar Brewing Company, The Lot 4 2015. I hereby certify that this is at 1601 W Central Ave, Unit D a correct copy of the original state‑ 1/2 Lompoc, CA 93436; Gandolfo ment on file in my office, Joseph E. Brewing LLC (same address).

Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Adela This business is conducted by an Bustos. for Published. May 7, 14, Limited Liability Company Signed: 21, 28 2015.

Greg Gandolfo This statement STATEMENT OF ABANDONMENT OF USE OF FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME The following Fictitious Business Name is being abandoned: Easy Bear at 2877 Exeter Pl Santa Barbara, CA 93105. The original state‑ ment for use of this Fictitious Business Name was filed 1/17/2014 in the County of Santa Barbara. Original file no. 2014‑0000136. The person (s) or entities abandoning use of this name are as follows: Noah E. Donnelley 14817 Sylvan St Apt 2 Van Nys, CA 91411; Matthew Lopez 2877 Exeter Pl Santa Barbara, CA 93105; Joey A. Enthoven 290 Dos Caminos Ave Ventura, CA 93003 This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Apr 28 2015. I hereby certify that this is a correct copy of the original statement on file in my office, Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Jan Morales. for Published.

May 14, 21, 28.

Jun 4 2015.

STATEMENT OF ABANDONMENT OF USE OF FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME The following Fictitious Business Name is being abandoned: Association United For A Better Community at 502 N. Milpas St. Santa Barbara, CA 93103. The original statement for use of this Fictitious Business Name was filed 2/13/2015 in the County of Santa Barbara.

Original file no. 2015‑0000522. The person (s) or entities abandoning use of this name are as follows: Rosemary Munoz 5077 Santa Susana Ave Santa Barbara, CA 93111; Dante Omar Morales 66 Oceanview Ave Apt 36 Santa Barbara, CA 93103 This state‑ ment was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 08 2015. I hereby certify that this is a correct copy of the original statement on file in my office, Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Miriam Leon. for Published. May 21, 28. Jun 4, 11 2015.

Fictitious Business Name Statement FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/ are doing business as: Santa Barbara Gym & Fitness at 127 West Canon Perdido Street, Santa Barbara, CA 93101; Proform Fitness and Training Inc, 319 Oliver Road, Santa Barbara, CA 93109. This business is conducted by an Corporation Signed: Joe Lyons. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on April 16, 2015. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Jan Morales. FBN Number: 2015‑0001239.

Published: Apr 23, 30. May 7, 14 2015.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/ are doing business as: Punch Vintage at 1223 State Street, Santa Barbara, CA 93101; Lynn Morrison, 1215 Olive Street, Santa Barbara, CA 93101. This business is conducted by an Individual Signed: This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Mar 27, 2015. This state‑ ment expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Jan Morales. FBN Number: 2015‑0001028. Published: Apr 23, 30.

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Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Jan Morales. FBN Number: 2015‑0001213. Published: Apr 30.

May 7, 14, 21 2015.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Hearts Bloom, Santa Barbara Couture Flowers, Santa Barbara Style Events, Peony, Santa Barbara Events, Santa Barbara Couture Events, Santa Barabra Style at 137 W. Mission Street Santa Barbara, CA 93101; Joni L. Papay 363 Valley Vista Drive Camarillo, CA 93010 This business is conducted by an Individual Company Signed: Joni Papay This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Apr 22, 2015. This state‑ ment expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Jessica Sheeff. FBN Number: 2015‑0001326.

Published: Apr 30. May 7, 14, 21 2015.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Precision Dermatopathology at 504 W. Pueblo St Suite 202 Santa Barbara, CA 93105; Luminous Dermatology (same address). This business is con‑ ducted by an Corporation Signed: Bryan Gammon, President This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Apr 23, 2015. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk.

Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Andrea Luparello. FBN Number: 2015‑0001333. Published: Apr 30. May 7, 14, 21 2015.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: 805 road‑ side Towing at 418 N. Milpas Street Santa Barbara, CA 93103; Aaron Boucher 1811 Bath Street #B Santa Barbara, CA 93101 This business is conducted by an Individual Signed: Aaron Boucher This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Apr 22, 2015.

This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL)

by Jessica Sheeff. FBN Number: 2015‑0001330. Published: Apr 30.

May 7, 14, 21 2015.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: La Colmena Restaurant at 217 N Milpas St Santa Barbara, CA 93103; Jesus Gonzalez 619 Kentia Ave Apt 4 Santa Barbara, CA 93101 This business is conduct‑ ed by an Individual Signed: Jesus Gonzalez This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Apr 02, 2015.

This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL)

by Christine Potter. FBN Number: 2015‑0001097. Published: Apr 30.

May 7, 14, 21 2015.

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FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/ are doing business as: Very Important Rejects at 3963 Lobo Lane Orcutt, CA 93455; Kyle Christian Rlder (same address) Hector Garcia 595 Foxen Lane Los Alamos, CA 93440 This business is conducted by an General Partnership Signed: Kyle Elder This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Apr 23, 2015. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Noe Solis. FBN Number: 2015‑0001348. Published: Apr 30.

May 7, 14, 21 2015.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Bloom Baby Care at 10 San Marcos Trout Club Santa Barbara, CA 93105; Kiana Reeves (santa barbara) This business is conducted by an Individual Signed: Kiana Reeves This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Apr 24, 2015. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Andrea Luparello. FBN Number: 2015‑0001354.

Published: Apr 30. May 7, 14, 21 2015.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Hireout at 800 E Micheltorena Santa Barbara, CA 93103; Skye Sander (same address) This business is conducted by an Individual Signed: This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Apr 03, 2015. This state‑ ment expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Tara Jayasinghe. FBN Number: 2015‑0001107. Published: Apr 30.

May 7, 14, 21 2015.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Lucky Dragon at 6831 Hollister Avenue Suite B Goleta, CA 93117; Chenshuo Qian 712 Bolton Walk Apt 101 Goleta, CA 93117. This business is conducted by an Individual Signed: Chenshuo Qian This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Apr 17, 2015. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Adela Bustos. FBN Number: 2015‑0001257. Published: Apr 30. May 7, 14, 21 2015.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/ are doing business as: Santa Barbara Housekeeping at 112 South Canada Street Santa Barbara, CA 93103; Towers Cleaning LLC (same address). This busi‑ ness is conducted by an Limited Liability Company Signed: Jose J. Martinez This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Apr 22, 2015. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Jan Morales. FBN Number: 2015‑0001321.

Published: Apr 30. May 7, 14, 21 2015.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Tere Jurado Jewelry Designer at 429 N. Milpas St. Santa Barbara, CA 93103; Teresa Jurado 532 N. Alisos St. Santa Barbara, CA 93103 This business is conducted by an Individual Signed: Teresa Jurado This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Apr 27, 2015. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Andrea Luparello. FBN Number: 2015‑0001364.

Published: Apr 30. May 7, 14, 21 2015.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Cinnabar Winery, Montesquieu Winery, Toccata Winery at 132 Easy St Buellton, CA 93427; Lucas & Lewellen Vineyards, Inc 95 Los Padres way Buellton, CA 93427 This business is conducted by an Corporation Signed: Royce Lewellen‑President This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Apr 01, 2015.

This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Jan Morales.

FBN Number: 2015‑0001075.

Published: Apr 30. May 7, 14, 21 2015.

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Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Noe Solis. FBN Number: 2015‑0001296. Published: Apr 30. May 7, 14, 21 2015.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Olivia Grace at 130 W. Figueroa St Santa Barbara, CA 93101; Kristy Merino (same address). This busi‑ ness is conducted by an Individual Signed: Kristy Merino This state‑ ment was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Apr 20, 2015. This state‑ ment expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Andrea Luparello. FBN Number: 2015‑0001278. Published: Apr 30. May 7, 14, 21 2015.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Ariele Elizabeth Andrakin, LE at 328 East Carrillo Suite C Santa Barbara, CA 93101; Ariele Andrakin (same address). This business is conducted by an Individual Signed: Ariele Andrakin This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Apr 20, 2015. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Christine Potter.

FBN Number: 2015‑0001282.

Published: Apr 30. May 7, 14, 21 2015.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Campion Beaurain‑Massage at 4449 Vieja Dr Santa Barbara, CA 93110; Richard Bourain (same address). This business is conducted by an Individual Signed: Richard Bourain This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Apr 22, 2015.

This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL)

by Jan Morales. FBN Number: 2015‑0001315. Published: Apr 30. May 7, 14, 21 2015.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Santa Barbara Employees Association, Seiu Local 620, Service Employees International Union, Local 620 at 114 N Vine St Santa Barbara, CA 93454; Santa Barbara County Employees Association (same address) This business is conducted by an Unincorporated Association Signed: Bruce Corsaw This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Apr 29, 2015.

This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Deborah Sanchez. FBN Number: 2015‑0001389. Published: May 7, 14, 21, 28 2015.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Pictureperfectsantabarbara, Pictureperfectsb at 1418 Garden Street #2 Santa Barbara, CA 93101; Jose L Esquivel (same address) This business is conducted by an General Partnership Signed: Jose L. Esquivel This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Apr 28, 2015.

This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL)

by Miriam Leon. FBN Number: 2015‑0001376. Published: May 7, 14, 21, 28 2015.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/ are doing business as: Santa Barbara Nutritional Therapy at 3888 State Street, Suite 203 Santa Barbara, CA 93105; Vibeke Staal Weiland 1310 Kenwood Road Santa Barbara, CA 93109 This business is conducted by an Individual Signed: Vibeke Staal Weiland This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 01, 2015. This state‑ ment expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Jan Morales. FBN Number: 2015‑0001419. Published: May 7, 14, 21, 28 2015.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Garcia Excavating at 1745 Hillside Rd. Santa Barbara, CA 93101; James C. Garcia (same address) This business is con‑ ducted by an Individual Signed: James Garcia This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 4, 2015. This state‑ ment expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Miriam Leon. FBN Number: 2015‑0001437. Published: May 7, 14, 21, 28 2015.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Zimrat Yah at 3869 State Street Santa Barabra, CA 93105; Rabbi Elihu Gevritz (same address) This business is conducted by an Individual Signed: R. Elihu Gevritz This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 4, 2015. This state‑ ment expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Adela Bustos. FBN Number: 2015‑0001435. Published: May 7, 14, 21, 28 2015.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Garcia Electric at 21 South Alisos Street #3 Santa Barbara, CA 93103; Thomas Joseph Garcia (same address) This business is conducted by an Rebecca Traver Signed: This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Apr 22, 2015. This state‑ ment expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Adela Bustos. FBN Number: 2015‑0001329. Published: May 7, 14, 21, 28 2015.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Reicker, Pfau, Pyle & McRoy, LLP at 1421 State Street Suite B Santa Barbara, CA 93101; Alan Blakbord 3524 Montebello Santa Ynez, CA 93460; Diana Jessup Lee 1141 Arbolado Road Santa Barbara, CA 93103; Michael E. Pfau 2430 Santa Barbara, CA 93105; Timothy J Trager 237 Sylvan Drive Goleta, CA 93117; Robert B Forouzandeh 43 Greenwell Drive Santa Barbara, CA 93105; Bruce W McRoy 316 Northridge Santa Barbara, CA 93105; Daniel A Reicker 2787 Ben Lomond Drive Santa Barbara, CA 93105; Fernando Velez Jr. 3786 Pescadero Drive Santa Barbara, CA 93105; Gary Hill 121 Camino Alto Santa Barbara, CA 93103; Peter A. Muzinich 5226 Calle Cristobal Santa Barbara, CA 93111; Andrew D Simons 1220 Camino Manadero Santa Barbara, CA 93111 This business is conducted by a Limited Liability Partnership Signed: This state‑ ment was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 4, 2015.

This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Adela Bustos. FBN Number: 2015‑0001443. Published: May 14, 21, 28 . June 4 2015.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/ are doing business as: Gillio Firearms at 8 West Figueroa Street Santa Barbara, CA 93101; Ronald J. Gillio, Inc (same address) This business is conducted by a Corporation Signed: Ronald J. Gillio This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 05, 2015. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Adela Bustos. FBN Number: 2015‑0001465.

Published: May 14, 21, 28 . June 4 2015.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Certified Consulting at 434 Vereda Del Ciervo Goleta, CA 93117; Brian Joseph Godlis (same address) This business is conduct‑ ed by a Individual Signed: This state‑ ment was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Apr 23 2015. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Jan Morales. FBN Number: 2015‑0001334. Published: May 14, 21, 28 . June 4 2015.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/ are doing business as: Rebecca Traver at 222 West Sola Street #4 Santa Barbrara, CA 93101; Rebecca Ruth Traver (same address) This business is conducted by an Rebecca Traver Signed: Rebecca Traver This state‑ ment was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 01, 2015. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Adela Bustos. FBN Number: 2015‑0001424.

Published: May 7, 14, 21, 28 2015.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Art Nails at 1047 Casitas Pass Road Carpinteria, CA 93013; Thuytrang Dang 5155 Tabano Way Santa Barbara, CA 93111; Andy Tran 200 N Nicholson Ave Montary Park, CA 91755 This business is conducted by a General Partnership Signed: Andy Tran This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Apr 21, 2015. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Noe Solis. FBN Number: 2015‑0001294.

Published: May 14, 21, 28 . June 4 2015.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Native Son 805 at 228 E Figueroa St Santa Barbara, CA 93101; John Martin De La Torre (same address) Mabel De La Torre (same address) This business is conducted by a Married Couple Signed: John De La Torre This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 4, 2015. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by jan Morales. FBN Number: 2015‑0001441.

Published: May 14, 21, 28 . June 4 2015.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Thinkoutsideimages at 365 Arboleda Road Santa Barbara, CA 93110; Robert Ortega (same address) This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: Robert A. Ortega This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Apr 28, 2015.

This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Miriam Leon. FBN Number: 2015‑0001377.

Published: May 14, 21, 28 . June 4 2015.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: My Care Manager Is Toni at 5700 Via Real Unit 48 Carpinteria, CA 93013; Toni Liquornik (same address) This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: Toni Liquornik This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Apr 24, 2015. This state‑ ment expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Jan Morales. FBN Number: 2015‑0001352. Published: May 14, 21, 28 . June 4 2015.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Earthbound Gardening at 2558 Borton Drive Santa Barbara, CA 93109; Joshua Rem (same address) This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: Joshua Rem This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Apr 30, 2015. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Jan Morales. FBN Number: 2015‑0001403.

Published: May 14, 21, 28 . June 4 2015.

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FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Miradero Media at 3940 Via Lucero #8 Santa Barbara, CA 93110; Michael Winger (same address) This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: Michael Winger This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 04, 2015. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Jan Morales. FBN Number: 2015‑0001440. Published: May 14, 21, 28 . June 4 2015.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Yoga 105 SB at 3891 State Street Suite 209 Santa Barbara, CA 93105; Half Moon Yoga Corp. (same address) This business is conducted by a Corporation Signed: Francesca Baldi, CEO This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 07, 2015. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Noe Solis. FBN Number: 2015‑0001480. Published: May 14, 21, 28 . June 4 2015.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Tattoo Swimwear at 315 Meigs Rd Suite A368 Santa Barbara, CA 93109; Lucinda Aragon 4080 Sonriente Rd Santa Barbara, CA 93110 This busi‑ ness is conducted by a Individual Signed: This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Apr 30, 2015. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Christine Potter.

FBN Number: 2015‑0001411. Published: May 14, 21, 28 . June 4 2015.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Healthy On The Way, Just Flafel, Jerusalem Pita, Meals On Wings, Jerusalem Pita & Grill, The Kosher‑Halal‑Organic at 3909 Calle Cita Santa Barbara, CA 93110; Rachael Award (same address) This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 07, 2015.

This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Christine Potter.

FBN Number: 2015‑0001486. Published: May 14, 21, 28 . June 4 2015.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Westcoast Automotive at 747 S Kellogg Ave Goleta, CA 93117; David Mata 6806 Phelps Rd #113 Goleta, CA 93117 This business is con‑ ducted by a Individual Signed: David Mata This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 06, 2015. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Christine Potter.

FBN Number: 2015‑0001467. Published: May 14, 21, 28 . June 4 2015.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/ are doing business as: WCA, West Coast Vending, West Coast Amusement, West Coast Entertainment at 1818 Clearview Rd Santa Barbara, CA 93101; Jean Yee Dill (same address) Scott David Dill (same address) This business is conducted by a Married Couple Signed: Scott Dill This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 01, 2015. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Jan Morales. FBN Number: 2015‑0001417. Published: May 14, 21, 28 . June 4 2015.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/ are doing business as: Cathedral Peak Services at 525 Dolores Dr Santa Barbara, CA 93109; Wayne Lenhard (same address) This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: Wayne Lenhard This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 07, 2015. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk.

Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Noe Solis. FBN Number: 2015‑0001492.

Published: May 14, 21, 28 . June 4 2015.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Santa Barbara Web, Santa Barbara Webmaster at 3905 State Street #7338 Santa Barbara, CA 93105; Robert Scott Madill 2965 Stagecoach Road Santa Barbara, CA 93105 This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: Scott Madill This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 01, 2015. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk.

Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Miriam Leon. FBN Number: 2015‑0001430. Published: May 14, 21, 28 . June 4 2015.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Home Plate at 7398 Calle Real, Ste C Goleta, CA 93117; Amanda Gail Johnston 660 San Marino Drive Santa Barbara, CA 93111‑2620; Russell L. Johnston Jr. (same address) This business is con‑ ducted by a Married Couple Signed: Amanda G. Johnston This state‑ ment was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Apr 30, 2015. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Noe Solis. FBN Number: 2015‑0001404.

Published: May 14, 21, 28 . June 4 2015.

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of social media platforms and services.

Spanish and/or Portuguese language skills. Notes: Fingerprinting required.

Part‑time position, 20 hours per week. Located off‑campus at the UCEAP System‑wide Office in Goleta, CA (near UCSB). $20.19 ‑ 20.67/ hr. The University of California is an Equal Opportunity/Affirmative Action Employer. The University of California is an Equal Opportunity/Affirmative Action Employer, and all qualified applicants will receive consideration for employment without regard to race, color, religion, sex, sexual orientation, gender identity, national origin, disability status, protected veteran status or any other characteristic protected by law. Apply by 6/1/15. Apply online at https:// jobs.­ucsb.edu Job #20150249

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COUNSELING, CLINICAL & SCHOOL PSYCHOLOGY (CCSP)

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Aize Media at 730 Ayala Lane Santa Barbara, CA 93108; Surfing The Casbah, LLC (same address) This business is con‑ ducted by a Limited Liability Company Signed: Jesse Aizenstat This state‑ ment was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 11, 2015. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL)

by Christine Potter. FBN Number: 2015‑0001512. Published: May 14, 21, 28 . June 4 2015.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Chateau Cholo, Open House SB, Cuisine Cholo, Open House Santa Barbara at 35 Broadmoor Plz #5 Santa Barbara, CA 93105; Gustavo Adolfo Uribe (same address) This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: Gustavo Uribe This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 08, 2015.

This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Christine Potter. FBN Number: 2015‑0001506.

Published: May 14, 21, 28 . June 4 2015.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Earth Logic at 3812 Pueblo Avenue Santa Barbara, CA 93110; Omar Turkell 315 Lloyd Avenue Santa Barbara, CA 93110 This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: Omar Turkell This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 01, 2015. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk.

Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Adela Bustos. FBN Number: 2015‑0001432. Published: May 14, 21, 28 . June 4 2015.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Truly Solar at 315 Meigs Road #A‑130 Santa Barbara, 93109; Colleen M Dennis (same address) Nicole S. Koger (same address) This business is conducted by a Copartners Signed: Colleen M. Dennis This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 08, 2015. This state‑ ment expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Miriam Leon. FBN Number: 2015‑0001503. Published: May 14, 21, 28 . June 4 2015.

Provides support to CCSP chair, faculty, Director of Training, and Hosford Clinic Director for instruction, research and community service efforts. Responsible for the smooth operation of the day to day activities related to the academic program, including recruitment, application processing and review, program and course planning, dissemination of information to prospective applicants as well as enrolled students. Position includes data gathering and database report generation regarding student & program issues.

Reqs: Must possess excellent communication and organizational skills. Must have good attention to detail, be accurate, professional and service‑oriented.

Must be able to work with a variety of customers in a fast paced environment with frequent interruptions. Able to interpret policies and procedures and accurately communicate them to others as needed. Note: Fingerprinting required. $20.19 to $21.15/hour. The University of California is an Equal Opportunity/Affirmative Action Employer, and all qualified applicants

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/ are doing business as: Sarah Crandell Designs at 1566 North Jameson Lane Montecito, CA 93108; Sarah Luomo (same address) This business is con‑ ducted by a Individual Signed: Sarah Luomo This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 5, 2015. This state‑ ment expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Adela Bustos. FBN Number: 2015‑0001458. Published: May 14, 21, 28 . June 4 2015.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Black Oak Ranch at 9955 Alisos Canyon Rd Los Alamos, CA 93440; Black Oak Vineyard & Ranch, LLC (same address) This business is conducted by a Limited Liability Company Signed: This state‑ ment was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Apr 29, 2015. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Jan Morales. FBN Number: 2015‑0001385.

Published: May 21, 28. Jun 4, 11 2015.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Center For Corrective Jaw Surgery, Santa Barbara Center For Oral Maxillofacial Surgery at 9 E Pedregosa St Santa Barbara, CA 93101; Marc H Bienstock 530 Via Sinuosa Santa Barbara, CA 93110; David C Hall 4682 Via Vistosa Santa Barbara, CA 93110 This business is conducted by a General Partnership Signed: Anya Naftaly This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 18, 2015. This state‑ ment expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Jan Morales. FBN Number: 2015‑0001588. Published: May 21, 28. Jun 4, 11 2015.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: TEC Mentor at 5075 San Vicente Drive Santa Barbara, CA 93111; Joseph Peter Lacorte Jr (same address) This business is con‑ ducted by a Individual Signed: Joseph LaCorte This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 11, 2015. This state‑ ment expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Christine Potter. FBN Number: 2015‑0001515. Published: May 21, 28. Jun 4, 11 2015.

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FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Overlandsprinters at 725 E Micheltorena St. Santa Barbara, CA 93103; Simhavaktra Dakini Holdings, LLC (same address) This business is conducted by a Limited Liability Company Signed: Eric Wilmanns This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 14, 2015.

This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Noe Solis. FBN Number: 2015‑0001554.

Published: May 21, 28. Jun 4, 11 2015.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Channel View Events at 815 W. Pedregosa St. Santa Barbara, CA 93101; Christopher Frank Gusman (same address) John Thaddeus Stephens (same address) This business is con‑ ducted by a Married Couple Signed: John Thaddeus Stephens This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 18, 2015. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Miriam Leon. FBN Number: 2015‑0001601. Published: May 21, 28. Jun 4, 11 2015.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Off The Vine Wine Tours at 609 De La Vina St #30 Santa Barbara, CA 93101; Ann Margaret Carter (same address) Barry Peter Carter (same address) This business is con‑ ducted by a Married Couple Signed: Ann Carter This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Apr 29, 2015. This state‑ ment expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Christine Potter. FBN Number: 2015‑0001384. Published: May 21, 28.

Jun 4, 11 2015.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/ are doing business as: CFDETAILING at 4537 Hollister Avenue Santa Barbara, CA 93110; Collin F Daniels (same address) This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: Collin F. Daniels This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 07, 2015. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Christine Potter. FBN Number: 2015‑0001481. Published: May 21, 28.

Jun 4, 11 2015.

Computer/Tech Senior Software Test Engineer at Citrix Systems, Inc. in Goleta, CA. Build, implement, & maintain automated test tools & frameworks for testing SaaS components across multiple platforms, devices, and program languages. Req Bachelor’s or foreign equiv in Comp Sci, Comp Eng, or related tech field & 5 yrs of progressive, post baccalaureate exp carrying out software release cycle.

Must pass co tech review. Mail resume to Citrix c/o A. Gonzalez, Job Ref #930, 851 W Cypress Creek Rd, Ft Lauderdale, FL 33309.

Education

The Santa Barbara Unified School District is seeking a licensed Physical Therapist to provide services to K‑12 age students, three‑to‑five hours per week. Hours may vary depending

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing busi‑ ness as: Fine Line Custom Cabinets at 90 Santa Felicia Dr. Goleta, CA 93117; Jacqueline Nieuwenhuizen 4074 Via Zorro Unit B Santa Barbara, CA 93110; Petrus Maria Nieuwenhuizen (same address) This business is conducted by a Married Couple Signed: Petrus Maria Nieuwenhuizen This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 12, 2015. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Noe Solis. FBN Number: 2015‑0001524. Published: May 21, 28. Jun 4, 11 2015.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Omar Grooming at 225 S Milpas Street Santa Barbara, CA 93103; Omar Osvaldo Castellanos Mendez 1223 Liberty St Santa Barbra, CA 93103 This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 12, 2015. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL)

by Noe Solis. FBN Number: 2015‑0001530.

Published: May 21, 28. Jun 4, 11 2015.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Family Tree & Garden at 2655 Dorking Place Santa Barbara, CA 93105; Bonnie Barabas Figlo (same address) Daniel Figlo (same address) This business is conducted by a Married Couple Signed: Daniel Figlo This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 13, 2015. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Christine Porter. FBN Number: 2015‑0001536. Published: May 21, 28. Jun 4, 11 2015.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Michelle’s Pet Sitting Service at 664 Carlo Drive Goleta, CA 93117; Michelle Tibbitts (same address) This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: Michelle Tibbitts This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 12, 2015. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Andrea Luparello. FBN Number: 2015‑0001532.

Published: May 21, 28. Jun 4, 11 2015.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Frank’s Legal Services at 327 Rancheria Street Santa Barbara CA 93101; Frank’s Legal Services, LLC (same address) This business is conducted by a Limited Liability Company Signed: Frank Eggers This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 15, 2015. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Adela Bustos. FBN Number: 2015‑0001574. Published: May 21, 28. Jun 4, 11 2015.

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on case load. Hourly rate of pay is $51.68. The ideal candidate will have the ability to assess the basic gross motor function, range of motion, balance and equilibrium of students, and contribute to the development of Individualized Education Plans.

Interested licensed therapists should contact Kirsten Escobedo, Director of Special Education, at 805‑963‑4338, Ext. 6332 for more information.

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FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: The Waldorf School of Santa Barbara, WSSB at 401 N. Fairview Ave Goleta, CA 93117; Santa Barbara Waldorf Association (same address) This busi‑ ness is conducted by a Corporation Signed: The Waldorf School of Santa Barbara This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on May 14, 2015.

This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Christine Potter. FBN Number: 2015‑0001567.

Published: May 21, 28. Jun 4, 11 2015.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Pretty Please Beauty at 4974 Trocha Way, Santa Barbara, CA 93111; Rebecca Dipierri, (same address). This business is conducted by an Individual. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on April 9, 2015. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk.

Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Noe Solis. FBN Number: 2015‑0001159. Published: Apr 23, 30. May 7, 14 2015.

Public Notices Cellco Partnership and its controlled affiliates doing business as Verizon Wireless (Verizon Wireless) proposes to build a 55‑foot Stealth Structure/Pine Tree Communications Tower. Anticipated lighting applica‑ tion is medium intensity dual red/white strobes. The Site location is 2660 Santa Maria Way, Santa Maria, Santa Barbara County, CA 93455 (34 54 40.97N / 120 26 0.4W). The Federal Communications Commission (FCC) Antenna Structure Registration (ASR, Form 854) filing number is A0948193. ENVIRONMENTAL EFFECTS: Interested persons may review the applica‑ tion (www.fcc.gov/asr/applications) by entering the filing number. Environmental concerns may be raised by filing a Request for Environmental Review (www. fcc.­gov/asr/environmentalrequest) and online filings are strongly encouraged. The mailing address to file a paper copy is: FCC Requests for Environmental Review, Attn: Ramon Williams, 445 12th Street SW, Washington, DC 20554. HISTORIC PROPERTIES EFFECTS: Public com‑ ments regarding potential effects on historic properties may be submitted within 30 days from the date of this publication to: 6115002251‑JC, c/o EBI Consulting, 11445 East Via Linda, Suite 2 #472 Scottsdale, AZ 85259, jcastells@ebiconsulting.com, or 619.548.3798.

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Medical/Healthcare

MEDICAL ASSIS­TANT

Jobs Wanted National Outside Sales Broker CNPA Advertising Services is seeking an Independent Sales Broker for a

STUDENT HEALTH SERVICE Provides medical and administrative support to the physicians, physician assistants, and nurse practitioners, Assists in exams and procedures.

SATISFACTION FROM MAKING A DIFFERENCE. Come experience it here.

Having a positive impact on others, and feeling fulfillment in return, is a cornerstone of the Cottage Health System culture. As a community-based, not-for-profit provider of leadingedge healthcare for the Greater Santa Barbara region, Cottage emphasizes the difference each team member can make. It’s a difference you’ll want to experience throughout your entire career. Join us in one of the openings below.

Clinical

Santa Barbara Cottage Hospital

Nursing

Non-Clinical

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Access Case Manager Birth Center Cardiac Services Coordinator Cath Lab Clinical Manager – ER GVCH Clinical Manager – Ortho/Oncology Clinical Manager – Patient Care Services Clinical Nurse Specialist Clinical Quality Consultant Electrophysiology Emergency Lactation Educator Med/Surg – Float Pool MICU Mother Infant Neurology NICU Nurse Practitioner – Neuro PACU PICU Pulmonary Renal SICU Surgery Surgical Trauma SWOT Triad Coordinator – Surgery RN

Allied Health • • • • • • • •

Cottage Rehabilitation Hospital

• Patient Care Techs

Case Manager – SLO Clinic Echocardiographer – Per Diem Medical Social Worker Pharmacist Physical Therapist – Per Diem Respiratory Care Practitioner – NeoPeds Speech Language Pathologist II – Per Diem Surgical Techs

Benefactor Liaison Cache Database Administrator (EPIC) Catering Set-up Chaplain – On Call Client Systems Administrator (EPIC) Coffee Cart Barista Cooks – Part-Time Environmental Services Rep Food Service Rep HIM Manager Housekeeping Supervisor Infection Preventionist Data Support (RN) Integration Analyst – HIE Interface Analyst (EPIC) Interpreter – Per Diem IT Project Manager IT Project Manager, Sr. Lean/Process Improvement Consultant Manager, ISD Customer Service Room Service Server Security Officers Study Coordinator Systems Support Analyst – Supply Chain • Teacher – Substitute • Utilization Review Denials & Appeals Process Coordinator

Cottage Business Services

• Physical Therapists • Psychotherapist • Recreation Therapist

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Santa Ynez Valley Cottage Hospital • • • • • • •

CLS – Day Manager – Radiology Medical Social Worker Patient Care Tech – Per Diem Patient Financial Counselor RN – ED RN – Med/Surg

Pacific Diagnostic Laboratories • • • • • • • • •

Certified Phlebotomy Techs Client Field Services Rep Clinical Lab Scientists Courier Cytotechnologist Histotechnician Lab Assistants Lab Supervisor Sales Rep

• RENTAL & RELOCATION ASSISTANCE AVAILABLE FOR SELECT FULL-TIME POSITIONS • CERTIFICATION REIMBURSEMENT

Cottage Health System, Human Resources, P.O. Box 689, Pueblo at Bath Street, Santa Barbara, CA 93102-0689. Please apply online at www.cottagehealthsystem.org.

Excellence, Integrity, Compassion

Please reference “SBI” when applying. EOE

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NURSE PRACTI­TIONER

STUDENT HEALTH SERVICE Works under UCSB Standardized Procedures in a collaborative and collegial relationship with physicians, Nurse Practitioners, Physician Assistants and other clinical staff at UCSB Student Health. Responsibilities include evaluation, diagnosis and treatment of acute illnesses and injuries, common chronic health conditions; assessment, management and/or referral of primary mental health conditions, routine gynecologic care, physical examinations, prescribing medications under the legal scope of practice

and arranging follow up care and referrals as indicated. Reqs: Must have at least 2 years of experience as a Nurse Practitioner in a primary care setting. Desired: Experience with a college age population. Notes: Student Health requires that clinical staff must successfully complete and pass the background check and credentialing process before employment start date. All Nurse Practitioners must have current a CA Nursing and Nurse Practitioner license, CA Furnishing license (DEA registration schedules 2‑5 desired) at all times during employment in order to practice and function in their clinical role. Any HIPAA or FERPA violation is subject to disciplinary action. This is a 10 month per year, career position. Furlough taken during quarter breaks and summer months. Works hours as assigned, which may include occasional evening hours. Student Health is closed between the Christmas and New Year’s Day holidays. Mandated reporting requirements of child abuse. Salary is commensurate with experience. The University of California is an Equal Opportunity/ Affirmative Action Employer, and all qualified applicants will receive consideration for employment without regard to race, color, religion, sex, sexual orientation, gender identity, national origin, disability status, protected veteran status, or any other characteristic protected by law. For primary consideration apply 5/26/15, thereafter open until filled.

Apply online at https://jobs.ucsb.edu Job #20150232 Personal Attendants Wanted Provide in‑home support to adults with Developmental Disabilities FT and PT available call 692‑5290

SOCIAL WORK SER­VICES MANAGER

Do you want to make a difference in the lives of others?

Employment at Devereux may be the answer for you.

Devereux is currently hiring for Personal Attendants/Direct Support Professionals Part time and full time positions Starting at $10.00/ hour APPLY ONLINE: http://jobs.devereux.org HS Diploma/GED, CA Driver’s License Required. • Must be 18 or older to be considered for this position. • Drug Free Workplace - EEO

Part time jobs that

make a difference!

Work with like-minded people on the most important political and social issues of the day. Flexible hours that fit your schedule.

Earn up to $16+/hour Convenient Downtown SB, Near Bus

For more information on how you can advance your future with these opportunities, or to submit a resume, please contact:

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Fills out necessary paperwork, takes phone messages, and schedules appointments. Reqs: Training or experience as a Medical Assistant. HS Diploma and 1 year of experience as a medical assistant or an equivalent combination of education and experience. Notes: This is a partial year career, 11 month position.

Variable schedules are between 7am ‑ 6pm and may include Thursday evenings until 7pm. Furlough must be taken during quarter breaks and summer months. Student Health is closed between the Christmas and New Year’s Day holidays. Any HIPAA or FERPA violation is subject to disciplinary action. Mandated reporting requirements of child abuse. $19.32/hr. The University of California is an Equal Opportunity/ Affirmative Action Employer, and all qualified applicants will receive consideration for employment without regard to race, color, religion, sex, sexual orientation, gender identity, national origin, disability status, protected veteran status, or any other characteristic protected by law. For primary consideration apply by 05/28/15, thereafter open until filled. Apply online at https://jobs. ucsb.edu Job #20150245

Patient Financial Counselor – Per Diem RN – Emergency RN – ICU – Per Diem Security Officer – Per Diem

We offer an excellent compensation package that includes above-market salaries, premium medical benefits, pension plans, tax savings accounts, rental and mortgage assistance, and relocation packages. What’s holding you back?

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STUDENT HEALTH SERVICE Provides the full range of social worker services, with emphasis on identifying treatment resources and providing psychosocial interventions (individual, group, crisis) not offered by other campus resources, to assure that students receive optimal benefit from medical and/or psychiatric care.

Reqs: Master’s Degree in Social Work and a Social Worker license within the State of California. Five years or more of experience providing a range of social work services including: mental health and medical case management, clinical experience including crisis intervention, individual and group therapy.

Training and experience in providing psychotherapeutic services to clients with acute and chronic mental illness.

Able to clearly document social work services including interventions provided to achieve treatment goals. Experience working in health systems, and an ability to effectively work independently and as part of a multi‑disciplinary team. Knowledge and experience in working with diverse populations. Notes: Clinical staff must successfully complete and pass the background check and credentialing process before the start date. Mandated reporting requirements of child abuse. Any HIPAA or FERPA violation is subject to disciplinary action. Student Health is closed between the Christmas and New Year’s Day holidays. Scheduling varies during quarter breaks. Evening and weekend hours may occasionally be required. Salary is commensurate with experience. The University of California is an Equal Opportunity/ Affirmative Action Employer, and all qualified applicants will receive consideration for employment without regard to race, color, religion, sex, sexual orientation, gender identity, national origin, disability status, protected veteran status, or any other characteristic protected by law. For primary consideration apply by 5/26/15, thereafter open until filed.

Apply online at https://jobs.ucsb.edu Job #20150233

Nonprofit

Goleta Valley Cottage Hospital

• Please apply to: www.pdllabs.com

• Children’s Miracle Network Officer • HIM Coder III • Patient Financial Counselors – Admitting & Credit Collections • Supervisor – Patient Business Services

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F/T Marine Conser­vation Program Di­rector

The Environmental Defense Center (EDC), a nonprofit, public interest environmental law firm headquartered in Santa Barbara, California, is seeking applicants to fill a full time mid‑to‑senior level Marine Conservation Program Director position.

The Director will be individually responsible for managing the strategic direction for all aspects of the Marine Conservation Program. Undergraduate degree in biology, conservation biology, marine biology, marine ecology, environmental science, environmental policy, planning or other related field required. Graduate degree in environmental science, policy, and/ or management strongly preferred.

The position is available June 1, 2015. More information at www.

EnvironmentalDefenseCenter.­org.

Professional

COMMUNITY EVENTS COORDINA­TOR

ALUMNI AFFAIRS OFFICE Provides event coordination and production management for Alumni Affairs and Alumni Association community events in the Santa Barbara area. Provides analytical and administrative support and event production assistance to the Assistant Vice Chancellor to coordinate events and meetings related to Isla Vista, All Gaucho Reunion, and Zero‑Year Reunion. Covers other staff assignments related to events as needed to back‑fill for employees

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Reqs: BA/BS and two years of experience planning and coordinating community large events, or AA and four years of experience planning and coordinating large community events, or equivalent combination of years of experience.

Must be able to coordinate and attend events throughout the community. Notes: . Fingerprinting required. Maintain a valid CA driver’s license, a clean DMV record and enrollment in the DMV Employee Pull‑Notice Program.

This is a 50% time, career position.

Must be able to work some evening and weekends. $21.43 ‑ $25.71/ hr. The University of California is an Equal Opportunity/Affirmative Action Employer, and all qualified applicants will receive consideration for employment without regard to race, color, religion, sex, sexual orientation, gender identity, national origin, disability status, protected veteran status, or any other characteristic protected by law. For primary consideration apply by 6/1/15, thereafter open until filled. Apply online at https://jobs.ucsb.edu Job #20150250

COMMUNITY RELATIONS MANAGER FOR PERFORMING ARTS

DEPARTMENT OF THEATER AND DANCE Seeking proactive Community Relations Manager with exceptional organizational skills, responsible for creative and progressive marketing, communications and public relations for main stage productions and major initiatives, furthering the mission and public profile of department. Responsible for management of front‑of‑house operations, coordination of ticket sales, and season ticket campaigns.

Responsible for managing additional administrative matters for productions, such as contracts/royalties for licensed materials, establishment of promotional/operational budgets, and oversight of related purchasing. Reqs: Bachelor’s degree in a related field, or equivalent combination of education and experience.

Demonstrated experience in marketing and public relations. Familiarity with elements of producing theater/dance events, including audience development.

Experience in performing arts operations. Demonstrated competency of computing applications related to promotion. Notes: Fingerprinting required. Maintain valid CA driver’s license, clean DMV record and enrollment in the DMV Employee Pull‑Notice Program. Work schedule frequently includes nights, weekends and holidays. Salary commensurate with experience. The University of California is an Equal Opportunity/ Affirmative Action Employer, and all qualified applicants will receive consideration for employment without regard to race, color, religion, sex, sexual orientation, gender identity, national origin, disability status, protected veteran status, or any other characteristic protected by law.

For primary consideration apply by 6/7/15, thereafter open until filled.

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BOOKSTORE Determines through market analysis and product research, the appropriate computer hardware, software, and accessories to be offered for sale in the Bookstore. Oversees institution purchases and provides technology to campus research and academic programs. Manages the computer repair and over‑the‑counter technical support operations of the UCSB Bookstore. Yearly sales and service projections for the area will exceed

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$2,000,000. Responsible for the maintenance of the computer department MBS client, FileMaker Pro invoice databases, Bookstore ecommerce website content, SciQuest Supplier Portal client, and the Gateway Procurement System operations for the Bookstore. Reqs: Some management experience in a retail environment. Demonstrated budget planning and inventory management skills preferably in a technology‑based environment.

Ability to communicate effectively regarding product consultation, sales and service. Must be able to build and nurture professional relationships with business partners and vendors.

The proper handling of computers and computer components. Experience with diagnosing technical computer issues. Notes: Fingerprinting required.

Must be able to work some evenings and weekends. $19.48 ‑ $22.00/ hr. The University of California is an Equal Opportunity/Affirmative Action Employer, and all qualified applicants will receive consideration for employment without regard to race, color, religion, sex, sexual orientation, gender identity, national origin, disability status, protected veteran status, or any other characteristic protected by law.

For primary consideration apply by 5/26/15, thereafter open until filled.

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DEVELOPMENT ANALYST

ARTS & LECTURES Conducts analysis of donors and prospects and assists with implementation of strategies for securing support from private donors. Functions as A&L’s annual gifts membership coordinator. Is responsible for the coordination of donor and cultivation events. Utilizes databases to manage financial data and donor records. Is responsible for oversight of Tessitura database as it relates to donor and gifts processing functions. Reqs: Good analytical and communication skills. Able to work independently and act with sound judgment and confidentiality. Able to work under pressure of multiple deadlines and shifting priorities. Effective written, grammar, and editing skills. Attention to detail and accuracy. Ability to learn software and database programs.

Proficient in Word, Excel, PowerPoint, Internet, and e‑mail applications.

Notes: Fingerprinting required.

Some evenings and weekends at programmatic and special events required. $19.48/hr. The University of California is an Equal Opportunity/ Affirmative Action Employer, and all qualified applicants will receive consideration for employment without regard to race, color, religion, sex, sexual orientation, gender identity, national origin, disability status, protected veteran status, or any other characteristic protected by law. For primary consideration apply by 5/17/15, thereafter open until filled. Apply online at https://jobs. ucsb.edu Job #20150222

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MULTICULTURAL CENTER (MCC) Works with faculty, staff, students, other campus departments, and community members/agencies.

Assumes primary responsibility for researching, developing, planning, and implementing programs and events such as lectures, films, discussions, musical performances, spoken word events, film discussions, workshops representing a wide range of perspectives based upon race, class, national origin, sexual orientation, ethnicity and other issues pertaining to marginalized communities. Designs and implements programs to convey the MCC’s philosophy and mission

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to the University community and surrounding communities in a timely manner and advises and works with student groups affiliated with the MCC in planning and implementing programs and events that create a safe space through creating a platform/ community space. Reqs: Bachelor’s degree or equivalent combination of years of experience. Demonstrated experience in programming events for diverse populations and in a university setting. Strong interpersonal, written and verbal communication skills. Experience with social media, experience and knowledge of Adobe Creative Suite, Photoshop, and Word. Notes: Fingerprinting required. Occasional evening and week‑end work required. Maintain a valid CA driver’s license, a clean DMV record and enrollment in the DMV Employee Pull‑Notice Program. $4,099 ‑ $4,500/mo. The University of California is an Equal Opportunity/ Affirmative Action Employer, and all qualified applicants will receive consideration for employment without regard to race, color, religion, sex, sexual orientation, gender identity, national origin, disability status, protected veteran status, or any other characteristic protected by law. For primary consideration apply by 5/31/15, thereafter open until filled. Apply online at https://jobs. ucsb.edu Job #20150243

the Christmas and New Year’s Day holidays. $15.52/hr. The University of California is an Equal Opportunity/ Affirmative Action Employer, and all qualified applicants will receive consideration for employment without regard to race, color, religion, sex, sexual orientation, gender identity, national origin, disability status, protected veteran status, or any other characteristic protected by law. For primary consideration apply by 5/28/15, thereafter open until filled. Apply online at https://jobs. ucsb.edu Job #20150244

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and the Santa Barbara Joint Apprenticeship Committee Announces the acceptance of applications for the apprenticeship program at: 93 Thomas Road, Buellton, CA. 93427 (805) 688‑1470 Applicants must apply in person by June 26th, 2015 and must be at least 18 years of age, provide High School Diploma or G.E.D., Original Birth Certificate, Driver’s License and Social Security Card. Qualified applicants will be tested on Saturday, July 11th and interviewed on Saturday, July 18th.

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Set among beautiful oak trees across the street from Oak Park. NP. $1080.

Call Cristina 687‑0915

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FEATURED PROPERTY 1630 MIRA VISTA

FEATURED PROPERTY 415 ALAMEDA PADRE SERRA

National Reach, Local Experts, Outstanding Results NEWING T LIS

OLESYA THYNE REALTOR®

• Multilingual and Master’s Degree • National Certified Green Specialist • Prompt and professional service • Honest, effective representation • Attention to detail • Expert negotiator • Will find you the right property for your needs J. THYNE III • Exceptional selling andJOHN marketing skills Olesya Thyne: (805) 708-1917 • OlesyaThyne@GTprop.com 1119 ALSTON ROAD

532 STATE STREET

2446 GARDEN STREET

SANTA BARBARA Riviera

SANTA BARBARA Lower Riviera

5BD/3BA home with incredible, wire-free views of the ocean and city, this awesome single level home has a pool in the front yard and a generous back yard!

Tuscan Villa duplex on a R2 lot.

6BD/4BA lovely estate surrounded by custom landscaping, a stone fountain & several view decks.

Ocean/city/riviera views.

$2,325,000 www.GTprop.com/1630MiraVista

$1,645,000 www.GTprop.com/415APS

595 FREEHAVEN DRIVE

1320 PLAZA PACIFICA

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MONTECITO Gated 7BD/5.5BA home w/ 3+ lush acres, 3 fireplaces & 2 separate guest quarters.

MONTECITO Stunning 2BD/2.5BA

$3,450,000 GTprop.com/595Freehaven

$3,149,000 GTprop.com/1320PlazaPacifica

6909 SOLANO VERDE DR.

365 TRAVIS DRIVE

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ground floor, single level Bonnymede flat w/ ocean views – luxury at its very best!

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MONTECITO 1+ Acre Montecito Union lot! Build this fully approved luxurious 5BD/6BA + 2BD/2BA ocean view

SANTA BARBARA DT SB restaurant w/ a Title 47 ABC license (2am) Awesome building in SB’s entertainment district!

SANTA BARBARA 3+BD/3.5BA estates w/ front yard privacy wall, gourmet kitchen, 2 car garage, .5+ acre on Upper East.

SOMIS, CA 5BD/6BA, 7,180 sq. ft.

LOS OSOS Prestigious Cabrillo Estates, near Montaña De Oro & the Sea Pines Golf Course. Great views.

$2,295,000 GTProp.com/2446Garden

gated estate w/ avocado, orange groves, private trails 35 acres & a heli-pad approval. $2,195,000 GTprop.com/6906SolanVerde

$2,450,000 GTprop.com/1119Alston

$2,400,000 GTprop.com/532State

$1,999,000 GTprop.com/

615 SUNRISE VISTA WAY

211 BOESEKE PARKWAY

2915 GLEN ALBYN DR

803 FAWN PLACE

1502 DE LA VINA ST

N 4 OPE AY 1D N U S NEWING T LIS

NEWICE PR SANTA BARBARA 3600 sq. ft. 4BD/3.5BA on the Mesa. Panoramic ocean & island views completely remodeled in 2008.

MONTECITO Located in prestigious “Ennisbrook,” this 1.55 acre buildable parcel overlooks a private 2-acre grass park

$1,798,000 GTprop.com/615SunriseVista

$1,575,000 GTprop.com/211Boeseke

1043 N PATTERSON AVE

N OPE DAY 1 R U T SA

226 CALLE MANZANITA

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SANTA BARBARA Custom home w/4BD/2BA, gourmet kitchen,backyard w/ fruit trees, & gated drive. $1,430,000 GTprop.com/2915GlenAlbyn

SANTA BARBARA 4BD/3.5BA San

234 VALHALLA DRIVE

3051 MARILYN WAY

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Roque home updated. Near Monte Vista School, dual living potential, & more!

SANTA BARBARA Downtown home/duplex. Each unit 2BD/1BA w/ hardwood flr, updated kitchens.

$1,349,000 GTprop.com

$1,350,000 GTprop.com/

724 N VOLUNTARIO ST

2-3

NEWING T LIS SANTA BARBARA Mountain View school district. Space throughout incl. separate BD. Backyard w/ BBQ & Spa.

NEWING T LIS SANTA BARBARA 3BD/2BA San Roque home w/ hardwood flrs, fireplace, 1-car garage w/office & pool.

$1,325,000 GTprop.com/

$1,200,000 GTprop.com/226CalleManzanita

2641 STATE ST. W3

133 POR LA MAR CIRCLE

NEWICE PR

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SOLVANG Charming home on .37 acre perimeter lot. Turnkey 3,000 sq. ft. 3BD/2.5BA

SANTA BARBARA 3BD/2BA well

SANTA BARBARA 3BD/2.5BA, 1544

maintained & updated San Roque Ranch Style. Lots of space for storage & more.

sq ft home w/ open kitchen, tile counter tops, spacious living room w/ fireplace.

$1,029,000 GTprop.com/234ValhallaDr

$999,000 GTprop.com/3051Marilyn

$775,000 GTprop.com/

2920 JUNIPER AVENUE

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SANTA BARBARA Lg 3BD/2BA upper

SANTA BARBARA Peaceful 2nd

MORRO BAY Panoramic views. Comes w/

unit. Excellent house alternative. Garage, pool, downtown location. Move in ready.

floor unit w/ mountain views. Close to tennis courts & picnic area.

approved architectural plans for a 3600+ sq ft 4BD/4BA home + 3 car garage.

$685,000 GTprop.com/2641State

$549,000 GTprop.com/133PorLaMar

$375,000 GTprop.com/

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