Gull Lake Guide 2016 • Page 9
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RIMBEY (Beside the Bargain Shop)
RESTAURANTS cont. Piccolo Pizza & Pasta 23 Sherry’s Restaurant 23 The Wooden Shoe 22 ROCKS & GEMS Silver Cove 28 RV CUSTOM WORK Gord Schmidt RV 2 Techno Solve Inc. 41 RV SALES/SERVICE Gull Lake Storage 2 Fraserway RV - Back Cover Trailblazer RV 63 Uncle Ben’s RV 1 & 57 SEPTIC SUPPLY LB Septic 43 SilverStar Septic 33 SEW & QUILT Craft ‘N Chat 27 SPORTS SUPPLY Nowco Home Hardware47 Rimbey Coop 7 Rimbey Home Hardware 46 The Sportsmen’s Den 40 The King’s Coat 41 STORAGE Gull Lake Storage 2 TOWING Popow and Sons 9 TREE FARM Fir Ever Green 44 UPHOLSTERING Larry’s Upholstery 46 VITAMINS & HERBS Body Connections 31 WATER DRILLING Tall Pine Drilling 30
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Beach Euphoria By Erin Prehn
Delivery Service
One day an officer was pulling off an expressway near Red Deer. When he turned onto the street at the end of the ramp, he noticed someone at a chicken place getting into his car. The driver placed the bucket of chicken on top of his car, got in and drove off with the bucket still on top of his car. The trooper pursued him, pulled him over and walking up to the car he pulled the bucket off the roof and offered it to the driver. The driver looked at
the trooper and said, "No thanks, I just bought some."
Shortcut
This particular man was taking a shortcut through the graveyard one dark night. That was a mistake, because the gravediggers had just opened a new site, in preparations for a funeral early the next morning. The unfortunate man took a headlong plunge into the deep pit. It began to rain, and the sides became slippery, besides being deep. Try as he may (and he did again
and again) he could not climb out. Finally he resigned himself to wait for the caretakers the next morning, and he settled into a corner. Just before dawn another man, who had been "out on the town" all night and who was definitely inebriated, stumbled into the same grave. He yelped and started trying his best to get back topside.
After a few attempts, a deep voice from the corner said, "It's no use. You can't get out!" But he did!