Judgement Daze
Despite over two thousand years of Christian literature there is no book that simultaneously mocks Hollywood, Jesus Christ and Walt Disney. Judgement Daze, is a hilarious, horrific ride through the intersection of moviemaking, religious worship and theme park management.Judgement Daze is a satirical, fictional novel whose story begins on the set of a blockbuster Hollywood feature filming at the Christian theme park, L’ilBethlehem, and ends revealing the hideous truths living in the park’smysterious catacombs.Judgement Daze echoes the irreverent tone of Christopher Moore and Carl Hiassen, but digs deeper into the sarcasm, dry wit and biting off-hand jokes. It takes aim at not only narcissistic filmmakers and greedy Christians, but also at myopic atheists, whose intolerance is often equally annoying. Simply put, Judgement Daze is a caustic joy for everyone.Judgement Daze includes scenes of:- A celebrity preacher and former beauty queen massacring the products of her genetic tinkering gone horribly wrong.- A 13-year-old