W.V. Republicans End Grooming by Removing Marriage Age Restrictions

BY JAMES TERI STAFF WRITER

West Virginia senator

Dick Justice introduced a bill to completely remove age requirements for any individuals seeking marriage in response to a similar bipartisan bill aimed to stop child marriages drafted around the end of last year.

The bill (which Justice called the Please Elope Directly Order) has seen some pushback from voters, but Justice has defended the proposal on several occasions on the grounds that such an act is necessary to defend the norms of “ good ol’ fashioned, minority hatin’, beer drinkin’, boob lovin’, dick slappin’, West Virginia-ass culture”.

“The DemoCUCKS wanna groom our kids by pushing the gay agenda on them.” Justice said in a press conference

Image: An image of a regular old bill, no relation to the PEDO Bill last Thursday, “They’re tryna change our sacred way of life. It is my godgiven right to marry and impregnate as many young girls the day they turn 18 as I want.”

In addition to its universal support from the state’s GOP, PEDO has enjoyed endorsements from some members of West Virginia’s Democratic Party and was name-dropped by former president and self-proclaimed soon-to-be convict Donald Trump during his