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Volume xliv Issue X
November 28th, 2012
TWO REGULAR GUYS
GUY WHO TAKES THE REXB EVERY MONDAY TALKING TO OTHER GUY WHO WAS ALWAYS IN THE PASTA LINE DURING SPRING 2011 BY KCIG MANAGING EDITOR
NEW BRUNSWICK--The guy who generally sits in the front section of the REXB on Mondays and Wednesdays from the ARC to Jameson at 8:50 AM was witnessed talking to that other guy who always was in the Pasta Line in the Busch Dining Hall a few years back. The pair were spotted in the Rutgers Student Center Computer Lab on Tuesday afternoon, and were allegedly chatting about a class in which they are both enrolled, though seemed to have known each other previously, due to them both mentioning many mutually shared friends with no introduction or use of full names. Experts are saying this could mean that they could have perhaps gone to high school together, though it remains possible that the pair could have met at Rutgers. After exhaustive searching in the online schedule of classes, the class they were discussing
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Instructor of Online Class Under the Impression Someone Gives a Shit A new study has found that Dan Copper, the instructor of the digital class ‘Leadership in Business Contexts,’ is reportedly under the false impression that someone might actually give a shit about his class. “The blog posts that the students type up every week are always so insightful!” said Copper, a graduate of the University of Phoenix online. “It really amazes me how eager these students are to learn.”
Romney Family Sits in Uncomfortable Silence as Mitt Cries Into Gravy Boat was later determined to meet at 9:15 in Hickman 138 on Mondays and Wednesdays, which contributes to a fuller picture of both of their weekly schedules. The guy from the pasta line must therefore live on College Ave, Livingston, or Douglass, which raises further questions as to why he was always eating on Busch during the
Spring 2011 semester. Though many new facts were gleaned about the two parties during this chance encounter, neither of them mentioned the others name, which stifles hopes for the opportunity of new, anonymous, online research.
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couldn’t have asked for a better response.” But when McGrath came home WESTFIELD-- Dan McGrath, a for the holiday again during his senior in the school of Arts and sophomore year, he found himSciences is proud to have come self having to start the process out to his family early on in his all over again. college career. Among those who McGrath “I come from a kind of re- came out to in his freshman year pressed town,” said McGrath. was his grandfather Robert, a ‘But in my first couple of months World War Two veteran who, at Rutgers, I knew that I had as of August 2009, began going found a place where I could be through the early stages of secomfortable with myself, and so nile dementia. when I came home for Thanks“My grandson’s a poof?” said giving, I told my family. They McGrath’s grandfather when accepted me for who I am and I Dan outed himself again in his
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