Wednesday, February 28th, 2001 TO DAVIDSON D: Why do you skank ass hoes want everyone to know that you suck shriveled little frat boy cock? I guess during the snowball fight you little asslickin' cuntrags were too busy sluttin up for FRAT ROW (OOOOHHHWE'RE BADASSES NOW) when we fucked your dorm up. Hurrah for davidson d, helping Rutgers achieve national status in the STD hall of fuckin fame. It's soooooo cool to spread your ass cheeks and get fist fucked every Thursday, Friday and Saturday (I MEAN THE WHOLE DORM). I think we speak for everyone when I say SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! Sincerely, Davidson B(99/00) (If they are only getting laid Thursday-Saturday then they have a lot of catching up to do to reach my level of slut-hood) To that fucking dipshit with the dirtbag beard in my MTh3 Great Ideas class: You think you are so smart but your response to the question about science and religion was not only filled with inaccuracies and generalizations but it didn't even answer the question! And you think you're funny when you tell off that other kid, but we all like him and we think you are a fucking idiot. Also, will the kid with the laptop in the front row please put it away? You are not cool for having it there and if you already have a notebook out why do you need a laptop? And will our TA please cut his trashy rat tail? (I think it’s rather apparent to the rest of us why he has a laptop - he’s looking up the pictures your mom posted on the web of her fucking your dog) To the BITCH or the loser, who lives in campbell, stop hatin' on Noemi. Just because she looks ten times better than you, don't get bitter. She stole your man without even knowing him, you ugly dyke. The only person Dawson fucked in the ass is his fuckin' roommate, that fuckin' faggot. If I find out who really wrote all this bullshit, i'll fuckin' sneak his ass, and if it's a bitch who looks like a man, she could get snuck too, dirty, dick suckin', ass lickin', carpet munchin', train runnin' BIZNITCH. Mad love NOEMI. MATTIA represents. Eligio what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nothing turns me on more than a mouse wearing an eyepatch.
To Rutgers Parking and Transportation: you cocksucking analraping sons of bitches, stop giving my boyfriend tickets! We need that money to buy weed and extasy, so stop fucking with my expensive yet vital drug habits, you worthess pieces of shit. I hate your fat asses, bitches from hell. (Can’t spell?? Can’t drive?? Then try ‘extasy’ the new drug of choice for complete idiots) this goes to that dickhead brower employee. you know who you are, you rude-ass piece of shit. you think you're cool? newsflash: you're a brower employee! and that makes you like the lowest form of scum still allowed to breathe the same air as humans. but pretty soon you and your kind will be quarenteened by a secret goverment agency and forced to eat entire trays of flank steak and catfish, in case i hope you get worms. die.... slowly. to that hot girl in communications mw4. my name is grant. i think you know who i am because i've seen you staring at me. i just wanted to tell you taht i think you're hot too. so if you want to get together sometime and have sex, just come talk to me in class. i would go up to you, but i'm mute (so i cant talk). sorry. everything else works just fine though, so we can still have sex. to my psych professor, we may die eventually, but not before your old wrinkly ass. And wehn you're gone, i think i'll have some fun with your daughter. I thought you were teaching psychology, not a fucking bio class. And of course you lost your election for Piscataway Board of ed, if you can't keep your class awake, what kind of fucking person would vote for you? Just fucking retire already.
To my LYING, CHEATING, BACKSTABBING, WOMANIZING, FUCK FACE, boyfriend at metzger..you lied to me and you cheated on me!! I've been with you for over a year and I still have to fake my orgasms. Burn in hell with you crusty lipped :hot blonds"...
cook reslife fuckin sux dick!!! them motherfuckers charge us fo opening our door..well i say fuck that!!! the can lick my wet cunt they all suck and the fat ass bastard too...get some real jobs assholes...cept for that cute boi fro perry....ill pay him a lot more than 2 dalla to open maah doors
To that sexy guy at TKE.. Thanks for picking me up when it snowed. My PENCIL DICK boyfriend never came close to what you did. That was the greatest 3 hours of moaning and groaning, slipping and slidding and multiple orgasms of my life!! You can give me a ride anytime baby....
(If he has half a brain he’ll stay far away from your disease ridden back door)
(While we in no way endorse having sex with any member of TKE, there is no pleasure greater than some good payback sex) why do i always read about tke here. i've been there a few times, but they must have the worst parties ever. the brothers are a complete bunch of tools who think they are cool. and what's with all the asians they have. anyone who lets asains into their fraternity are gay. (Nice try “Pencil Dick”, but your girlfriend’s personal was better) To the morons in Silvers who always blast their music: I hate how you morons are always blasting your music in Silvers. I came to Rutgers for miseducation, not The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill. I like how you stick that coin in the machine, wanna stick something in me?
Response to: to that fucking loser in mattia bitch. To the trick ass bitch who wanted to talk shit on MATTIA. We already turned you down. But, if you wanna get butt naked and wrestle, come on over. We'll run train, give you a jelly donut, donkey punch you, skull fuck you, and kick your skanky slutty bitch ass out. Or we'll buy you a dildo to go fuck yourself with. Stop mumbling BULLSHIT . NO ONE wants to Fuck you. To the most Sexually Satisfying man in Rutgers, When I felt your tounge touch me there, I truly thought I was going to fly. Baby, you know what my way is. You have the most talented body in all of Rutgers, your penis is mightier than any sword, and your fingers are more prolific than any pen I have ever written with. Your sexual inspiration is only matched by the kindness in your heart, and I will Zelle in your eyes anytime. Baby Oh Baby, Both Hands, Now Use Both Hands, No No, Don't Close Your Eyes, Your lil tigazelle (It’s all poetry until she discovers that the rash won’t go away)
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To the rag-top loser who writes the incomprehensible babble in the Targum: you are a fool and an idiot. Your childish efforts to change the world through your radical "activism" (if bothering people at Brower by giving them handouts they don't want and won't read can be considered revolutionary) are for naught. After graduation, when most of your peers will have well-paid jobs at evil corporations, you continue to be a pot-smoking, good-for-nothing smelly hippie bum. I sincerely hope your skull is split open by riot police at the next anti-trade demonstration that you attend. To Kim on Barr 1. We want to fuck your little sister. Damn, she's hot. We bet she has a nice hairless beav too. Lord knows all the deap throating she could handle with her three dick mouth. I imagine it'd hurt when i thrust my huge moose cock into her, but I wouldn't stop fucking her till my cock touched the back of her teeth. After that I'd turn her around, grease myself up real nice, and pump that bitch in the ass ten times over till she called me Donny. Damn she's hot.....for a 13 year old. (Yeah he needs to go for the 13 year olds cause he’s built like a 10 year old if you know what I mean) who are those girls that i always see at brower? i see them at alot of frat parties too, but they are ALWAYS at brower! i think they're at brower even more than that tall guy that used to have hair like the guy on dawson's creek. you know who i'm talking about, right?
Does this picture remind you of your family reunions? Then come to a Medium meeting Wednesday at the LSC room 113 at 9:30.
(Hey students need that nap-time during class to rest up for their late night extra credit ‘sextions’ with their professors)
For those people who despise LOUDMOUTH LARRY, this is a song about him. LOUDMOUTH LARRY has: NO BRAIN...NO COCK...NO BALLS...NO FRIENDS...NO HOPE...NO SOAP...NO S H A M P O O . . . N O RAZOR...NO GIRL...NO (If Hooked on Ebonics worked SEX...NO HUMOR..........NO for him, it will for you too) LIFE!!!
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