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• Cenosillicaphobia is the fear of an empty beer glass.
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• Beer cans debuted back in 1933 when the Krueger brewery in New Jersey teamed up with a canning company to package Krueger Special Beer.
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• In France kids fool their friends by taping a paper fish to their backs. When the victim discovers the fish, they yell “Poisson d’Avril!” (April Fish!) • The record for the first April Fool’s day was found to be in 1392 as cited in Chaucer’s “The Canterbury Tales.” • In Scotland, people celebrate for two days. They stick papers on people’s backs that say “Kick me”. • Some newspapers, magazines, and other published media report fake stories, which are usually explained the next day.
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