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Vol. 51 No.9
Athletes of the Issue Stories and Photos By MEGAN DEBRUYN & PAIGE RESIMAN
Li leads tennis through busy junior year Junior Monica Li was full of enthusiasm when asked about this year’s tennis season. She rocks the court all by herself in singles’ tennis, saying that “she doesn’t really know how to play doubles.” Monica got 4th in state last year, and is currently playing at #2. Sometimes she may look crazy, as she talks to herself from time to time in her solitude on the court, but it’s her strong mental focus that forces her domination over her competition. She loves her teammates, who are her friends outside of practice, and the team manager, Ryan Patterson, who gives her candy from time to time. Outside of tennis and a clerical job at the ranch country club, Monica admits to not really having a life, as she is an IB student who spends her weekends doing SAT prep. However, she manages to find time to eat Ripple Frozen Yogurt.
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The Room: A cult classic comes to Boulder day, generating revenue from screenings in small theaters around the world every year. Many movies today are bad. Filmmakers I was lucky enough to attend one of these continue to churn out insipid, shallow work screenings on April Fools’ day at CU Boulin favor of creating something mentally stimder’s Muenzinger Auditorium. Having seen ulating and actually worthwhile. It’s easy to numerous clips of the film before, most notasense a lot of uninspired story lines, bland bly the famous clip of the story’s protagonist acting, and a general lack of respect for an Johnny wailing, “YOU’RE TEARING ME audience’s intelAPART, LISA!!!” I lect polluting the had a pretty good film industry. But, idea of just how although staggerhysterically awingly rare, certain ful the movie is. films are so hilariWhen fellow Banously, ridiculously nerite Eli Booninhorrible that a parVail informed me adoxical euphoric that the “Citizen sensation arises Kane” of bad movfrom the experiies was going to be ence of watching coming as a part them. of the University’s “The Room,” excellent Internasaid by many to The Room features pillow fights, scotchkas, football, and many tional Film Series, I other non-sequitors. (THEROOMUK.WORDPRESS.COM) be the single worst could not conceivfilm ever made, is a ably pass up the opportunity. perfect example of this bizarreness. The film It turned out to be one of the greatest movgained a cult following soon after its release ie going experiences I’ve ever had in my life, in 2003 as word quickly spread that poorly like nothing I’d ever seen. I had a feeling that executed drama can have incredible comedic a second Mardi Gras had come over us. Cult value. The following remains steadfast to this movie goers wore attire Continued on page 9 By SAM ROCK
Donor Dudes strives to help spread awareness By LEO LEONG
Stoorman excited for prom, baseball Fairview is suiting up for baseball season! The boys have high hopes this year, especially with Will Stoorman in the center field as well as pitching on occasion. This junior jock has been playing for Fairview’s baseball team since his freshman year. Aside from baseball practice, Will works at an assisted living center for the elderly. Although he plans to go to prom with his girlfriend, his close second choice would have to be Sandra Bullock. Will enjoys everything about baseball with the exception of the tightness of the pants that the players are required to wear. He gets pumped up for each game by listening to Young Jeezy. It seems as if Rebecca Black’s, “Friday”, has not quite made his playlist.
According to national donation statistics, educate the public about organ donation. 108,169 people are waiting for organ transMany Fairview students and their families plant nationally. At the support CKF. “My son, same time, 18 people die Chris waited almost 4 each day due to the lack months before a donor of available organs for was found,” said Pam transplant. Chris Klug’s Bond Simmons, former Foundation (CKF) Fairview Language Arts strives to raise awareteacher. “My son wantness. ed to support Klug and CKF is a non profit his foundation to help organization located in bring awareness of the Aspen, Colorado that need for donors.” publicises the imporIn addition to CKF, tance of organ transKlug also created Doplant and the need for nor Dude. donors. Chris Klug, an “Donor Dude is a Olympic Medalist snowgrass roots educational Chris Klug, the founder of Donor Dude boarder, founded CKF in program for youth to raise (WIKIMEDIA COMMONS) 2004. awareness about the great Klug was diagnosed with a degenerative bile need for organ donation.” said Virgina Gebduct condition and received a liver transplant hart, parent of former Fairview graduate. in 2000. To thank the donor family for giving The group consists of high school and colhis life a second chance, he created CFK to lege students who Continued on page 3