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StarGayzer by Madam Lichtenstein Start your engines, compadres. Mars speeds into emotional Cancer and life rockets upward and outward. We can succeed at anything and everything — at least we believe that we can. Repeat the mantra and lock and load, comrade. Do I hear a sizzle and a pop?
ARIES (Mar 21 to Apr 20) Apparently, there are a few things x that you would like to get off your chest. Now that Mars moves into Cancer you cannot contain yourself any longer. Proud rams make any excuse to get the family together and will mend or bend a few fences in the process. You will have your say no matter what the outcome. Spruce up your surroundings to get ready for the hordes.
TAURUS (Apr 21 to May 21) Gay bulls are full of themselves when
c Mars enters Cancer. You think that you are quite the intellectual and manage to mouth off your opinions at every opportunity. A
mighty wind blows, a dust storm ensues. What you may find once the air has cleared is that it didn’t matter whether you were right or wrong. What really matters is that you said it loud, proud and queer.
GEMINI (May 22 to Jun 21) Keep a watchful eye on your bottom v line, pink twin. Mars dips into Cancer and your need exceeds your capacity. There are so many alluring goodies that catch your eye that you are tempted to spend fast, fecklessly and furiously. But before you whip out the wallet be sure that the object of your desire can deliver on its purported promise. Will you wind up with trash? Will you care?
CANCER (Jun 22 to Jul 23) Mars edges into your own sign and
b prods you into taking a more active role in implementing your long dormant plans. There are no more “what ifs” and “oh wells,” queer crab. Those stale excuses will no longer do. There is a short window of opportunity so get going. You sparkle and shine around others and can start a few social fires. Is it hot in here or is it you? Nice ash.
LEO (Jul 24 to Aug 23) There is a great deal of secretive activity ngoing on behind the scenes. Much of it has to do with unresolved issues that you preferred to push under the rug. Keep an ear to the ground, proud lion. One of two scenarios appears to be in the cards: Either your hidden enemies are finally vanquished by Mars in Cancer or they rise up for one last attempted coup. Prepare the guillotine, DeFarge. (Aug 24 to Sep 23) What is it about Mars in Cancer that mVIRGO accelerates all queer virgins into overdrive? Your social swirl whips up into a lather and your dance card fills to overflowing. Friends come to you from all corners, from every nook and cranny, from under every rock — or so it seems. Can you dance at two parties with only one tush? Lather up, cousin. You will certainly try.
LIBRA (Sep 24 to Oct 23) Gay Libras find themselves imbued
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with ambition and zest when Mars enters Cancer. This is the time to put your best professional foot forward and see how well you can impress those in charge. Confidence and calculated risks make the difference between sitting among the upper class and sulking in steerage. Have a great idea? Float it and see who gets carried away.
CMars tickles Cancer. Proud Scorps feel confined by the usual
SCORPIO (Oct 24 to Nov 22) Itchy feet must be scratched while
and staid. They must break out and escape, damn the cost. Choose some unusual destinations now and see if there are some interesting distractions afoot. If money is tight, expand your international reach with a combination of food, wine and exotic company — virtual or otherwise.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov 23 to Dec 22) Your sexual appetite is piqued V while Mars pokes Cancer. The most uninspired gay archer now gets an urge to merge. You have great stamina and are primed for a marathon rather than a short sprint. But try to be a bit discriminating. There is the off chance that the short term jolly can evolve into something much more serious. Or are you just into getting your jollies? Ho ho ho.
CAPRICORN (Dec 23 to Jan 20) There is something going on B in your relationships when Mars enters Cancer. Do you feel more of an emotional connection or are you finding that the ties now bind? Pink Caps wander into a crossroad of their own making and feel that changes need to be made immediately. There may be something that you say that brings understanding to a new level. Will that be higher or lower?
AQUARIUS (Jan 21 to Feb 19) Are you taking vitamins? Are you
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exercising? It may seem that way even to lazy bones. Slothful Aqueerians feel robust and primed for action when Mars advances into Cancer. Use this burst of energy to get a number of long-standing tasks out of the way and prepare for new ones. At least if you are going to be a rat on a treadmill you might as well use it as aerobic fitness.
PISCES (Feb 20 to Mar 20) Your bosom swells with pride, and M good thing too! Find numerous ways to have fun and let your emotions run wild while Mars sits in Cancer. Guppies are giddy and fun loving and now your giddiness and sense of fun knows no bounds (unless, of course, you are into it!) There is the chance that you will overdo, but do you really care? Recuperate next month. Cruise TheStarryEye.com for prescient horoscopes and insightful articles. Madam Lichtenstein is the author of the highly acclaimed “HerScopes: a Guide to Astrology for Lesbians” from Simon & Schuster. This book would have won the Pulitzer had the voting not been rigged.
Roommates U OF U AREA home to share. Looking for laid-back, responsible third in this 100 yr. old home. Huge Bedroom w/ walk-in closet. $375.00/mo. includes all utilities. Call (801)359-4967
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CLUB 161: WHERE THE MEN ARE 161 So. Pueblo St. (1440 West) Open Tue.Sun. 7pm-2am. SEE AD INSIDE. Look for drink specials thru the week open party on Fri. & Sat. 801-363-8161
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SELLER FINANCING, 4771 S State Street. 2700 sq. ft. building Remodeled. Off street parking lot. Udot count over 40,000 cars per day. $474,000. Dawn Colbert, Signature Group 979-3558. 9.93 PRIVATE, wooded, serene acres in Summitt CountyViews and quiet. Utilities available. Minutes from Park City. $275,000. Can build res. or duplex only. Dawn Colbert, Signature Group 979-3558.
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