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Brigadier Mike Elviss Commander | 20th Armoured Infantry Brigade I trust that you have been able to enjoy a well-earned summer break with family and friends, returned to work feeling refreshed and are now back into the pace of the Autumn term. It is quite amazing that we have been the United Kingdom’s Vanguard Armoured Infantry Brigade and NATO’s spearhead land force for 9 months now. You have worked incredibly hard thus far and it is as important now as it ever has been to keep our focus on readiness. The world continues to be an unstable and unpredictable place and events constantly remind us that we must expect the unexpected.

My main effort remains our collective readiness. For our soldiers that involves remaining healthy and fit, staying on top of training demands and keeping our vehicle fleet ready to go; tasks that require constant effort.

The soldiers of 20th Armoured Infantry Brigade and its affiliated units have not only been ready but many have been deployed abroad over the summer period. 4th Battalion, Royal Regiment of Scotland has recently returned from counterDaesh operations in Iraq. A battle group commanded by 5th Battalion, The Rifles and containing many troops from Germany-based units is six months into an eight month tour in Estonia as part of NATO’s Enhanced Forward Presence.

The men and women of the battle group play a key part in deterring Russian aggression.

Our local units have been exercising in Hungary, France, Spain and the UK, honing their readiness for war.

It has also been busy throughout our community with many diverse events from the excellent Paderborn Station

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Party in the Park, SSAFA charity tennis competition at Athlone Barracks and the Big Brew at Normandy Barracks among others. I would encourage you to take advantage of some excellent activities taking place over the October half-term, details of which are in this publication These events all take time and effort so thank you to all the volunteers and organisations for the hard work involved.

Finally, I thank you all again for your continued support to our national security. I am confident that our soldiers are ready for whatever challenge appears, so for those of you who support our soldiers thank you for your sacrifices and efforts over the last nine months and please remain ready for the call when it comes.

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In this edition

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party in the park The BFG Community celebrate in Sennelager.

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REME FUN RUN Soldiers of REME on Barker Barracks do something a little bit different for SSAFA.

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sparrenburg BFG Commander Reception in Bielefeld.

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Features

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MODnet is coming to BFG soon.

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Autumn in germany

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legacy project Send us your stories to celebrate 75 years of British Forces being in Germany.

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ask the commander A year in review.

In every issue

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Library Welfare Details Useful Contact Numbers Puzzle Page

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exam success King’s School celebrate.

Tell us your story Are you organising an event? We love hearing your stories and sharing them with the Punchlines readers. For images and stories with impact, consider some of these simple tips.

The next deadline is 10 November. Email punchlines.magazine@ gmail.com

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Try to include a quotation from the event organiser.

Try to keep the article between 150-200 words.

In the first paragraph set the scene using the 5 W’S - Where, When, Why, Who and What.

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On 23 September, Kent County Cricket Ground in Canterbury hosted a special and unique ceremony to mark the 25th anniversary of the formation of the Princess of Wales’s Royal Regiment (PWRR) during which new colours were presented to three of the Regiment’s battalions.

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“I always love these kind of events – my husband is away at the moment so it’s nice to get out of the house to an event that my little girl and I can both enjoy. I am glad to see the weather didn’t stop people from coming.”

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DON’T THROW IT, SHOW IT!

ct is e j ro cy P a ea g b e n L a G c The BF - and you . beginning part of it By the time the last British Army units leave in 2019, British Forces will have been stationed in Germany for nearly 75 years. To mark this lengthy period of overseas deployment, HQ British Forces Germany (BFG) is producing a book: British Forces in Germany – The Lived Experience.

This is a call for you to share your lived experiences with us. More information on how you can submit your story can be found at https://bfgnet.de/legacyproject.html. We are also particularly interested in receiving any good quality photographs and memorabilia you may have.

It is estimated that over this significant period in our military history hundreds of thouands of military personnel, civilians and their families have served and lived in Germany. Every one of these people will have tales to tell or a special memory of their time serving in the British Army on the Rhine, United Kingdom Support Command (Germany) or BFG and we would like to hear them.

While we would prefer submissions to be made electronically we are very happy to receive stories, photographs or memorabilia by post if this is more convenient: Legacy and Projects Officer, HQ BFG, Catterick Barracks, BFPO 140

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26 REGIMENT RA FAMILY DAY

The sun shone on Mansergh Barracks allowing all those agencies that support the GĂźtersloh Community to work together and lay on a real community event. The main aim for the day was to raise awareness of Home-Start, allowing people to make enquires about either being a volunteer or gaining support.

Community support along with Home-Start GĂźtersloh, 26 Regiment RA Welfare, AWS, Royal British Legion, 17 & 159 Bty RA worked vigorously throughout the day to ensure the day was smooth and seamless for those that attended. The event had the support of The band of the Royal Corp of Signals who laid on a very personal and family engaging display allowing the children to march with the band and later

play a vital part in their musical performances for all those families from the community who came along. Huge thanks must go out to the Band Master and Band Sergeant Major along with their team of musicians who between performances had the opportunity to mingle with the community enjoying a BBQ and free ice cream. Their performance at this event was outstanding and just what the community needed.

Some children brought their own instruments; some made their own shakers with Mum and Dad. The team from both Btys were on hand to answer questions about both the AS90 and the Warrior for the children and understand what jobs their parents do and take the opportunity to safely climb inside and sit in the seats. We even had a

special dignitary at the event with Jack Taylor who had the chance to bring along the special FS2 bear he was caring for over the weekend from Bielefeld Primary School. The bear experienced life in a Warrior armoured vehicle with Jack!

Families took a bit of time out during the day to sit and enjoy the BBQ manned by NAAFI and background music from the RBL who kept the families and children up to date on different activities taking place. Activities included football coaching, the egg and spoon race, the sack race and the obstacle course. All of the activities had children, mums and dads take part, some of the mums showed their determination to win and the dads followed suit.

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On Saturday 22 July 2017, 35 Engineer Regiment personnel and families gathered together on Barker Barracks cricket pitches for their annual summer families’ day.

The “party in the park” inspired event kicked off at 2pm in spectacular style with BFG dance academy wowing the crowd with their daring dance moves.

“The regiment is so busy soit’s lovely for everyone to get together and have some downtine. We’re so pleased that the weather has stayed nice.”

The centre of the area was set up with an arena with challenging events, including a kids obstacle course, strong man competition and tug of war.

Dotted around the centre were various activities and stands, many of which were set-up by individual squadrons. Visitors were able to make their own wooden birdhouse, get a ‘glitter tattoo’ and enjoy a drink from the Wives club Pimms stand.

Pony rides, a bouncy castle and zorb balls ensured that the kids had plenty to keep them occupied.

The day was intended to bring everyone together from across the regiment in a fun and relaxed environment. One event goer said: “The regiment is so busy, it’s lovely for everyone to get together and have some downtime. We’re so pleased that the weather has stayed nice.”

Thanks to the NAAFI’s catering support; the BBQ was a huge success and provided much welcome tasty food. Also on standby was the ice cream van ready to provide cooling refreshments in the warm weather.

Overall the event, which ran late into the evening with a live band, was a roaring success. Everyone had a fabulous time and the hard work of the organisers paid off. Therefore, a huge thank you must be extended to various personnel for their support in organising the day, including the soldiers, wives and dependants that gave their time to running various stands and most importantly to WO2 Mark Martin (QMSI Signals) for organising the event.

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n 13 September 2017 personnel of 3 Armd CS Bn REME did something a little bit different to their normal army day.

As part of the SSAFA Big Brew Up, a fancy dress fun run took place on Barker Barracks. The fancy dress ranged from a banana to a baby - everyone was definitely in high spirits.

Congratulations to Sgt Jackson who won the prize for best

fancy dress and also for finishing 2nd place in the fun run.

The run around camp led the way to an impressive spread of cakes and of course a nice brew. It was fabulous to see such a large turnout in the Bull Pen and so many people getting involved.

Turn to page 32 to read more about the SSAFA Big Brew Events that have happened across BFG.

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BFG BONFIRE NIGHT from 1545 hrs to 1900 hrs. Organised by Paderborn Station

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Best Guy Competition 1615 hrs Lighting of Bonfire 1700 hrs Firework Display 1745 hrs Food stalls and family attractions

Picture by Leandra Evans, Year 1 Free transportation to and from the venue is available. For further information please contact your UWO.

AND THE WINNERS ARE...

Once again Paderborn Station ran their BFG Bonfire Night poster competition, which was open to all BFG MOD school students.

Competitors had the chance to win a €20 gift voucher from Toys R Us, which was donated by the NAAFI. The overall winner would also have their poster used to advertise the upcoming Bonfire Night on 4th November. As the schools were closing for summer a deadline for 26th June was set.

Budding artists submitted their wonderful posters showcasing their creativity. After much consideration three posters were chosen.

As all the winners were from Attenborough School a prize giving celebration was arranged there. WO2 Pete Wyatt presented the prizes to each of the students on behalf of the Paderborn Station Commander.

In third place was Halle Manvell, from

BFG Commander Charity Golf Event took place 14th September 2017 in the British Army Golf Club in Sennelager.

BFG Charity Golf

The event, organised by Eddie Yule, was held to raise funds in aid of the Army Benevolent Fund and the Gilead Hospital Children’s Centre.

There was a great turnout as 71 players registered for the event. At 10am the game started at the first tee by the BFG Commander, Brig. Ian Bell, hitting the ball.

After a rainy day on the course, a meal in the clubhouse was served.

There were a lot of items donated by different sponsors which were later entered into a draw and auction,

Year 1, who used a lovely range of bold and contrasting colours. Faron Thomas, Year 4 was awarded second place with her bright poster. In first place was Leandra Evans, Year 1, with her colourful family inspired bonfire night poster.

All posters received were fantastic! The children put in a great effort. A special thank you must also be extended to Attenborough School.

Before the prize giving the BFG Commander thanked the organisers and the donors and said: “Last year we raised a whole raft of money and this year I am absolutely convinced we raised more. The weather is nowhere nearly as good but actually from my perspective it is a much better day. So all on you - thank you very much!”

The prizes from the different categories were given, including the worst, youngest and oldest players, but being a charity event it was not about being the best but about taking part.

After a whole day of excitement and laughs, Eddie Yule announced the total amount raised was over €4000; 50% each to the ABF and Gilead Hospital.

Presentations from BFG Commander Congratulations to all the staff from across BFG who received presentations from Commander BFG at the Quarterly Address. The commander was in an great position to be able to give out 14 awards including; four Commander BFG Commendations, nine Years of Service certificates and one BFG Sports Colours.

A special congratulation to Mr Stephen Graham who received his certificate for 35 years working for British Forces in Germany on the same day that

he received a BFG Commanders Commendation. Mr Graham first started working in Germany in 1982 and yesterday he received his commendation for achievements in support of Bielefeld Station.

BFG Commander’s Commendations were also awarded to Mrs Anette Atkey, Mrs Helen Gelson and Herr Dirk Shumacher for their outstanding achievements and contributions to BFG.

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- SPECIAL EDITION -

HECTORS ANGELS

THE ANGELS ARE BACK!

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nown as ‘Hectors Angels’, 14 wives from 35 Engt Regt took up the challenge of a weekend in the field. Here is a first hand account from Vikki Adams:

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On arrival at the exercise location, the 14 ‘Angels’ were split into two sections, 1 Section and 2 Section.

We would continue to compete against each other throughout the exercise. We were briefed on our objective: 1 PWRR had planned an attack on our bridges. Immediately we set off to start our training.

Day one was a fun-filled day and consisted of learning how to cam and conceal, erect ponchos, cook rations, drill, physical training, bridge-building and mine searching (the mines were surprisingly enjoyable and consisted of wine, biscuits and sweets).

We were also set command tasks, which offered the reward of earning wine on completion. As you can imagine we worked very hard in our sections to complete the three tasks!

Before the night ended we also had a navigation task.

Using a compass we had to navigate to certain points to find a magic word.

After a hard day of training we set up our ponchos in the harbour area and set about working together to cook our meals and enjoy our prizes.

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Cammed up and Concealed.

Can they rise up to the challenge though?

- - - - STAG ON - - - -

Running to our next station as a team we crawled under the cam net and used the bayonet on two dummies.

That night we were given instructions that we were to ‘stag on’ in case of an attack and a member from each section was allocated time from 2200-0500.

Next we sprinted to our command tasks and then onto mine searching, Finally, the last task was in sight and as a team we ran to the cannon which we had to carry a 100m distance over the finish line and then rebuild.

The morning of day two started at 0500 when we were all put in jail and had to peel potatoes with plastic spoons! The reason: somehow during the night, mine tape managed to make it’s way around one of the staff’s vehicles - a mystery that is still unsolved.

We were overwhelmed with pride! After we cheered the other section over the finish line, we headed off to get ready for our final parade led by Cpl Anderson.

The day continued with bayonet training, where some some amazing war faces could be seen. After working up an appetite we went for breakfast and sorted our admin ready for our next part of training - a trip to the ranges where we used the simulated rifles. It was an amazing experience.

Upon returning back to area we were told to prepare for our final run in. In our sections we were to embark on a course that the staff had set for us.

The staff briefed us and then we took to our final challenge. It started with a short sprint to the bridge where we assembled an infantry bridge from scratch, got our team over it and ran to the next station where we assembled two general purpose machine guns (gpmgs).

We all proudly marched onto the parade square and individuals were presented with prizes for best PT (Spr Marnell), best drill (Spr Adams), best shot (Spr Tippett) and best recruit (Spr Brotherton). The winning section was 2 section and they received the COS coin.

After the parade we all headed to the BBQ that had been laid on.

I know I speak for everyone when I say it was an amazing experience and we’ve made incredible bonds and the staff from 35 were outstanding. Kirsty Cluff summed up the stronger bonds and said “Exercise for two days, a Section for life”

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Thank you to everyone in 35 Engr Regt who made this possible and a massive well done to everyone who completed the exercise.

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Event Timings: 9:00-11:00 Registration 11:00-11:30 Coffee and Mince Pies 11:45 Welcome Brief 12:00 Judging Commences 14:30 Prize Giving

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MINDEN DAY PARADE On 1 August 2017 in incredibly inclement weather, soldiers from 1st Battalion Princess of Wales’s Royal Regiment paraded in Barker Barracks, Germany for Minden Day a regimental anniversary to commemorate their forerunners participation in the Battle of Minden on this day in 1759.

The day provided an opportunity for 1 PWRR - The Tigers to celebrate the success of its forebear Regiments the 37th Foot (Royal Hampshires) in the battle and the decisive engagement in the Seven Year’s War that saw an Anglo-German army defeat a larger French Army.

Following the reading of the Minden address all soldiers on parade were presented with a rose to wear in their headdress by wives of the soldiers and officers of the Battalion to celebrate the day. The custom of wearing a rose goes back to the day of the battle when as the British soldiers first advanced to engage with the enemy they picked wild roses that were growing in the hedgerows and on the battlefield and placed them in their caps.

The first to receive his rose from the wife of Lieutenant Colonel Cornwell, Commanding Officer of the Battalion, was The Chief of the General Staff (CGS), General Sir Nicholas Carter KCB CBE DSO ADC who was visiting the Battalion.

As the rain continued to fall CGS congratulated the Battalion and informed them that their forefathers would have been proud of them. He concluded his visit by awarding a number of promotions to soldiers on parade.

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MORTOR PLATOON 1PWRR's Mortar Platoon, the Mortar specialists of the NATO High Readiness Joint Task Force, conducted essential training on Sennelager Ranges over July 2017. The aim was to maintain current skill levels and also to provide live fire training to the more Junior members of the Platoon, many of whom had not fired live rounds before.

The Platoon practised Light-Role Mortar line drills throughout the training package, firing high-explosive 81mm ammunition and conducting an extensive Illumination shoot, a capability which is extremely important for the Battlegroup, lighting up vast areas of the Battlefield during night operations.

The Platoon also conducted various Live GPMG shoots from the Platoon's Bulldog fleet.

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SASRA

“On the weekend of 22nd

September 2017, 54 members of the BFG community met at Church House for the SASRA Fellowship Weekend. We had teaching from author and Evangelist Roger Carswell on ‘Unusual Stories From The Old Testament’. The teaching was challenging and inspiring, even challenging me the Army Scripture Reader for BFG to re-read the book of 1st Kings in the Bible, so unusual where the stories that I have forgotten them.

Weekend

The kids work, run by Padre Richard, Anna and Ollie Iwlew, was fantastic looking at the life of Martin Luther, Martin had an interesting life. He was a monk, disguised himself as a Knight and called himself Sir George. He later rescued some nuns by hiding them in barrels and lived in a castle. Martin saw somethings that where wrong in the Church so he posted 95 things on the Church door in Wittenberg in Germany.

Roger Carswell had promised to bring a small book stall, and broke that

promise by bringing a wide selection of Christian books which were sold at discount prices. Books to encourage and equip people in their faith.

Four soldiers gave their testimonies telling about the impact of knowing Jesus as their Lord on their lives, and how the Bible helps them in daily living.

The wonderful Church House Warden and Staff where so helpful and worked so hard to provide a great atmosphere.”

ASR Gavin Dickson The next SASRA Weekend at Church House will be held 25th-27th May 2018 where Rev. John Brand pastor of Grace Community Church and principle of Edinburgh Bible College will be the main speaker and as always a full kids programme will be ran. The cost of the weekend is €60 Please contact ASR Gavin Dickson after the 1st of March 2018 to book.

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British Army Reserve Unit in Germany Celebrates 20th Anniversary

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ou would not readily associate a small compound on the banks of the fastflowing River Weser near Minden with the British Army. Yet it is here that you can find a very specialist niche of the Army and the only Reserve unit stationed permanently in Germany.

412 Amphibious Engineering Troop was formed 20 years ago and has always been associated with the River Weser, initially part of 28 Amph Engr Regt and based for many years in Hameln until the closure of the station. Other Reserve units, 410 Plant Tp RE in Osnabrück, 408 Sqn in Berlin had previously been disbanded under Options for Change in the mid-1990s. The troop rebased to Minden to be co-located with 23 Amphibious Engineer Troop and the German 130 Pionierbattalion, operating the M3 bridging amphibious vehicles. Both British troops are now part of 75 Engr Regt based in UK. Sgt Michael Taylor has served with 412 Tp since its formation. He took a short break after serving as a regular soldier and, like most of his colleagues, lives and works in Germany. Michael witnessed the transition to the M3 Rigs which can either be used as single ferries or joined together to bridge a wide

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The expertise of the Amphibious Engineers has been recognised at the highest level

water gap. “After M3 training, the first big thing we done was to take part in the Ulan Eagle series of exercise held in Poland,” said Sgt Taylor.

“Since then we have done lots of major exercises and the troop was mobilized in 2003 for Op TELIC in Iraq. We had a couple of guys go out with the Squadron on Op HERRICK and have done a few MACC tasks (Military Aid to the Civilian Community) as well.

We remain exceptionally busy and the amphibious capability is completely booked out.”

Their expertise is very much in demand and together with their British and German colleagues supported Ex ANACONDA in Poland last year. This year they have been heavily involved in supporting NATO’s Enhanced Forward Presence in the Baltic States.

The expertise of the Amphibious Engineers has been recognised at the highest level as Commander Field Army, Lt General Patrick Sanders and his German counterpart, Lt Gen Carsten Jacobsen both visited Minden earlier in the week and was visibly impressed with the joint capability.

“The M3 capability really underline the cooperation and

the importance of staying close together,” said General Sanders.

“The M3 Rigs are awesome and to see the skills those soldiers have is incredible. To think they do that at night, and to do it in a way that is safe to get tanks and armoured vehicles across is a pretty amazing skill and an amazing piece of kit.”

The Bundeswehr has also been using the M3 bridging capability for some time and has no regrets about the joint working relationship and interoperability.

“The Engineer Batallion 130 is a single asset that we have in NATO forces. It combines the M3 capabilities of Great Britain and Germany and we are using this Garrison to train them, prepare them to deploy all over Europe on a huge number of exercises.

To bring General Sanders here to Minden and to show him the joint capabilities is an important message for both armies.”

This is replicated at the working level. “We have close cooperation and have operated mixed crews,” says Sgt Taylor who believes that both M3 usage and experience will continue to develop further. “There are no language barriers, they are professional, we are professional and we get on like a house on fire.”

Are you interested in joining the 412 Amphibious Engineer Troop of the RE Reserves? Please email recruiting75engr412tp@gmail.com for further information.

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What’s new with the QRH?

In August the DofE Squadron deployed on to the local training to test their readiness as part of VJTF(L) 2017.

The exercise included readiness checks of the vehicles and personnel and also included a visit from CGS. It concluded with a night move and a squadron obstacle crossing followed by a dawn attack.

3rd Troop D Sqn, The Black Pig, have been deployed as part of NATO’s enhanced Forward Presence (eFP) in Estonia since August. 3rd Tp, D Sqn met the Foreign

Secretary, Boris Johnson MP and were fortunate enough to give him a ride in one of their Challenger 2 MBTs, currently deployed on Op CABRIT.

EX SUKEN HASSAR QRH UNDER THE SEA

Members of DofE Squadron deployed on Ex Sunken Hussar an adventurous Scuba diving expedition to Malta.

Malta (situated south of Italy) is a set of Islands with historic connections to Britian.

Famous for it’s unquie military history, architecture and stunning coastlines. It is also renowned for it’s fanstatic diving sites. With spectualar reefs and wrecks to explore it is considered by many to host some of the best diving spots in Europe.

- Throughout the week the group have dived across eight dive sites,

hours underwater and reached depths of up to 30 metres.

Every member of the expedition was physically and mentally challenged with everyone thriving under the pressure.

All are grateful for the opportunity this has provided them and look forward to further expeditions in the future.

- Passed seven individual diving qualifications.

- Spent a total time of 66

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COLOURS OF AUTUMN

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As summer ends, the days start getting shorter and trees prepare for winter, we get to see one of nature’s most stunning spectacles: Autumn.

Green leaves transform into beautiful russet reds, ambers and warm golds before they fall to the ground. Bright orange pumpkins, a symbol used at Halloween to represent the autumn harvest, are galore. Birds and animals collect food for the cold approaching winter.

Turn over to read about the best places in Germany to visit this autumn...

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SEVEN PLACES TO CATCH THE BURSTS OF COLOUR (and some spooky events) IN GERMANY 1. ROTHERNBURG OB DER TAUBER Rothernburg ob der Tauber is one of the oldest and best-preserved medieval walled cities in the whole of Germany. Picturesque half-timbered houses line the little lanes. Walking around it’s like stepping back into the pages of your favourite fairy tale. Woodland, valleys and vineyards surround this charming city. There are plenty of designated cycling and hiking routes that you can enjoy. 7th Oct 2017 to 15th Oct is Rothenburg’s Autumn Hiking Week. There are guided walks and lots of other activities. All walks cover different topics.

There is no charge for participating in the walks.

For more information visit: https:// tourismus. rothenburg. de/index. php?id=680

2. SLEEPING BEAUTY’S CASTLE Step through the enchanting woodland of Urwald Sababurg, an ancient forest and nature reserve that forms part of Reinhardward forest. This magical landscape will put a spell on you with it’s warming colours of autumn. Visit the nearby Sababurg Castle that inspired the Brothers Grim tale of the Sleeping Beauty.

Look here to plan your fairytale escape: http://www.deutschemaerchenstrasse.com/en/

3. PUMPKIN FESTIVAL Dotted around Germany are various pumpkin festivals. Ludwigsburg Pumpkin Festival is one of the biggest with over 4000 pumpkins.

This year’s theme is Rome.

There are a number of events and activities for all the family. Dates run from 1st September to 5th November 2017.

For more information visit: http:// www.kuerbisausstellungludwigsburg.de/en

4. Palatinate Forest Germany is known for it’s magnificent forests; the Palatinate Forest is one of the largest. It has plenty of hiking and cycling trails for all abilities. A designated UNESCO site, this bewitching forest will transform into a blaze of colour.

The nearby charismatic city of Kaiserslautern is situated right on the edge of the forest.

Visit: https://www.kaiserslautern. de/tourismus_freizeit_kultur/ tourismus/gruen_und_aktiv/ wandern/pfaelzer_waldpfad/index. html.en to find out more about this glorious landscape

5. HORROR FEST Located north of Essen, The Movie Park Horror Festival is held between 7th October and 4th November.

Action packed Rides, Halloween

shows, a horror Labyrinth, zombies, monsters and much more.

There is a monster-free zone with fun-packed activities like pumpkin carving and face-painting.

To experience the ghouling festivities visiwt: http:// movieparkgermany.de/events/ halloween-horror-fest

6. FRANKENSTEIN’S CASTLE Let your footsteps echo through the night as you roam the ruins of Burg Frankenstein castle. Beware however of the ghosts, ghouls and monsters hiding in the shadows.

Thought to be inspiration for Mary Shelley’s novel Frankenstein, Burg Frankenstein castle holds Germany’s oldest and most chilling Halloween event. Every weekend from 20th October to 5th November.

For more information: http:// frankenstein-halloween.de/

7. HALLOWEEN AT LEGOLAND Join the ghosts, witches and other monsters at Legoland as it turns into a world of magic to celebrate Halloween. Fun-packed scary events will take place across the 14th to 31st October.

Visit: https://www.legoland.de/ en/explore/events-shows/events/ halloween/

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PERFECT Pumpkin soup (Makes 12 serves) Ingredients: + 2 tablespoons olive oil + 1 onion, diced + 4 medium sized potatoes, peeled and chopped + 2kg pumpkin, peeled and chopped + 2 litres vegetable stock (salt reduced) + 1 cup water

Method: + Heat the oil in a large soup saucepan on a medium heat. + Add onion and cook until soft. + Add the potatoes, pumpkin, stock and water and bring to the boil. + Reduce to medium heat and cook for 30 minutes (or until pumpkin and potatoes are soft), stir occasionally. + Take off heat. + Use a stick blender and blend until smooth. + Add pepper and/or nutmeg to taste and serve.

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1 PWRR - OBUA Training

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head of a joint training activity with the French Armed Forces later this year soldiers from the 1st Battalion The Princess of Wales’s Royal Regiment (1PWRR) recently conducted refresher training in house clearance and contact drills for when dealing with a confrontational crowd.

The training held in the Urban Defence Training Area in Sennelager began with the soldiers practising basic techniques of house clearance at section level before gradually building up to company sized manoeuvres to clear the enemy from their positions in the village.

Having met their training objectives 1PWRR will deploy to France fully prepared and ready to further enhance the interoperability between the two nations.

Words and photographs by Army Press Office (Germany)

COMMANDER BFG RECEPTION

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n 6 September 2017, Sparrenburg Castle came alive to the wonderful sounds of the Band of the Royal Corps of Signals as they entertained both guests and a large crowd during the British Forces Germany annual reception.

Against the stunning backdrop in the grounds of the historic castle the reception, hosted by Brigadier Ian Bell, Commander British Forces Germany, provided the perfect location to engage with the wider German community who have

and continue to support British Forces personnel to live, work and train in Germany. The guests included representatives from the Lord Mayor’s Office.

The crowds were impressed with the performance. In fact immediately after many members of the public approached band members to express their gratitude for the magnificent performance.

Brigadier Ian Bell said: “I wanted to say thanks to all those who support the British Forces live, work and train

“Members of the public approached band members to express their gratitude for the magnificent performance.” in Germany – central to that are public officials and local businesses, but also critically the public who have welcomed us into their communities.

Doing so in such an iconic location made it particularly special. I am immensely pleased that the Band’s performance was enjoyed by so many.”

All of the guests were then invited for drinks and canapés. A wonderful end to a wonderful evening.

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Lifelong support to our Forces and their families

SSAFA >> Big Brew Up >> Tennis Tournament

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hursday 14th September was an incredible marathon for the SSAFA ladies who assisted with the three different events. First thing in the morning, at 1000 hours, everything was ready in front of 20th Armoured Infantry Brigade Headquarters. A big SSAFA teapot was guarded by the tanks while everybody enjoyed their cakes and brews. Just after that Sarah Elviss, Chair of SSAFA Paderborn, rushed to be on time for her next appointment at Normandy Welfare where a ‘Mad Hatters’ tea party took place to raise funds for the Armed Forces charity.

At the end of the day you could find the SSAFA Paderborn Chair once again with her apron on, this time at Paderborn United Club House, at Bad Lippspringe Sport Pitches. All the teams had a special break from training to go and visit the SSAFA stall and taste the amazing cakes donated by parents of the players.

A massive thanks to everyone who got involved either by donating or organising events.

Look out for follow up in the next edition!

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IMBLEDON came to Athlone Barracks when the Queen’s Royal Hussars kindly hosted the SSAFA Tennis Tournament. There was plenty of competitive spirit for the first inter-unit competition supported by SSAFA and organised by the QRH’s RAPTCI SSgt Rush. In a close battle that saw some superb tennis the winner was Lt Johnny Sleeman, QRH, and the runner up was Maj Robbie Thorne, QRH. After the inter-unit competition it was the families’ turn. There was again some excellent tennis matches and it was great to see so many people getting involved in the sport.

The families’ day kicked off in the afternoon and the SSAFA team’s prayers for good weather were answered. The bouncy castles, glitter tattoos and the QRH drum horse, Charlie, were a massive hit with the kids. The QRH chefs prepared an absolute feast for the event and of course no Tennis Tournament would be complete without strawberries and cream and Pimms which proved popular choices on the day. There was an amazing performance by the BFG Dance Academy and we are very grateful to them.

This event was a fantastic opportunity for the SSAFA Paderborn team to say a huge thank to the community for their support. SSAFA is a charity dedicated to helping service personnel and their families; some recent examples of this are helping BFG families with childcare costs and specialist teaching training. Your donations are really important as all the money raised in Paderborn stays in Paderborn.

Paderborn Ladies Rugby LRFCPU... ....have played their first official competition on 23rd of September at a regional tournament in Hannover.

The commitment of Sgt Myra MacDonald is the main reason the team exists. She got together with coach, Marc Rees, to see who in the BFG community would be interested in being part of a Ladies Rugby Team.

After lots of support from BFBS and BFGnet, the word soon got out to the

community and the team has gone from strength to strength.

The team look nothing but professional as their new strips arrived with thanks to the support of John Pluckwell and the Army Welfare Service. The team are also thankful for the sponsorship from Senne Hussars and Grant and Green.

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Rugby Football Club Paderbor

Played their first tournament!

After...

...eight months of training in the rain and recovering from all the bumps and bruises, Paderborn Ladies Rugby were ready for their first tournament in Hannover.

The coach, Marc Rees, had selected 12 players from a mixed experienced team squad of 19. As the sun rose on Saturday 23rd September, the full squad of 19 headed off to Germania RFC for their first test. This was a true reflection of the team ethos that had been installed from the start as all 19 wanted to travel and support their team.

The first game went well against Bielefeld/Osnabruck combined team but Paderborn Ladies went down 3 tries to 0 in first half despite gallant defensive on their line for much of the half. After words of encouragement from the senior experienced members of the team the second half display was of the top drawer.

This included offloads and inter passing of the highest quality – a performance the ladies should be proud of. Paderborn scored their first try which was cheered on by the rest of the squad. Despite the excellent half, the Bielefeld/Osnabruck side won the game.

The second game was against a strong St Pauli team. The game

ended with a 54-0 victory St Pauli.

After the pool games were completed, Paderborn drew against Kiel in the one off bottom of pool clash. The sheer experience of Kiel shone through and they came out winners of the game.

Paderborn Ladies Rugby gained valuable playing experience for future tournaments, where they will now build on key points and work hard in training and strive for that elusive first win which would boost the squad’s confidence tenfold.

Congratulations to everyone who took part!

Interested in training with them?

rn United

Open to all serving ladies, dependents and German nationals.

Team usually trains Mon and Wed at 7pm on Barker Bks rugby pitch.

Contact them to get the most updated information.

Facebook: @paderbornladiesrugby Email: paderbornladiesrugby@gmail.com

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my time at the hive Jordon has now finished his work placement with the HIVE and looks back on his time working in Sennelager.

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n 2016 I started a work placement with the HIVE in Sennelager.

The placement was organised through Kings Vocational Hub to help me learn business skills to supplement my course in Business Administration. The HIVE is an important provider of information to all BFG service personnel, their families, veterans based here in Germany and those that support our community. I was able to work two mornings a week while continuing my formal studies at Kings Sixth Form and the Vocational Hub. I was allocated both a mentor from the hub as well as a supervisor in the HIVE who worked together to ensure I was getting the experience relevant to my course.

The experience and skills I have

gained have really benefitted me.

In the past I found dealing with telephone calls from customers particularly challenging and am now confident to answer customer queries whether faceto-face or on the telephone. I have gained invaluable insight into how offices work and learnt many practical skills such as booklet making, poster design and presentation of noticeboards.

I have also had a chance to use my technical IT skills for the benefit of the HIVE and make some processes more efficient. I have drafted the Young Persons Guide which brings together all the information appropriate for young people in BFG such as youth clubs, organisation, sports and support. You can find a copy in your local HIVE! At the beginning of 2017 I gave an interview to Forces TV about my time in the HIVE which can be found at the following link: http://forces.tv/66990239 it was nerve-racking, but I enjoyed the whole experience in the end!

Unexpectedly, through it, I have made contact with a long lost relative who saw me on the TV and got in touch; an extra bonus!

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“I would like to thank the whole HIVE Team for giving me this opportunity and supporting me.”

My work placement journey has now come to an end. I would like to thank the whole HIVE Team for giving me this opportunity and supporting me. I promise to make the best use of my new found skills in the future!

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DEMPSEY BARRACKS Location: Building 9 next to the NAAFI Bar Civ: 05254 982 4240 Mil: 94879 4240 Email: Dempsey@wrvs.org.uk

hazel needham Athlone Barracks

CATTERICK BARRACKS Location: Bielefeld Welfare Lounge (evenings) and the Ridge Bar Civ: 05219 254 3167 Mil: 94881 3167 Email: Bielefeld@wrvs.org.uk MANSERGH BARRACKS Location: Building 64 above the NAAFI shop Civ: 05241 842329 Mil: 94873 2329 Email: Mansergh@wrvs.org.uk

Mindy Wood Normandy Barracks

duncan munro Dempsey Barracks

BARKER BARRACKS Location: Building 16 above Monty’s Bar Civ: 05251 101 229 Mil: 94879 3229 Email: Barker@wrvs.org.uk NORMANDY BARRACKS Location: Building 40 above the NAAFI shop Civ: 05254 982 2617 Mil: 94879 2617 Email: Normandy@wrvs.org.uk

Tim weir Normandy Barracks

KIm scott Mansergh Barracks

amanda lamb Barker Barracks

jill smith Catterick Barracks

ATHLONE BARRACKS Location: Building next to the Welfare Office Civ: 05254 9820 4602 Mil: 94879 4602 Email: Athlone@wrvs.org.uk

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Spotlight

on our Community

Meet Ffion Batty. She is nine years old.

Read on to find out what she has been up to.

Interview You are obviously a very brave girl, how did your mum feel about you doing the cut?

I have wanted to raise money for charity for about a year but wasn’t sure which one to go for.

My mum has been really supportive, she double checked a few times with me before she set up my just giving page as she wanted to be sure that I knew what I was doing.

I was considering the national autistic society as my sister is autistic and there needs to be more awareness. However my grandad was really poorly and my mum just kept saying he’s not well.

She was nervous for me as she was worried I might cry when my hair got cut.

She eventually told me and my sister that grandad had terminal cancerhe didn’t want us to know straight away as we would be so upset but there came a point when he got worse that she told us. My mum explained that he wouldn’t last the year and she then explained what the Macmillan nurses do. That was it, I knew that was what I would raise money for.

I decided to cut my hair off as I had been growing it for years and everyone knew I loved my long hair. There was also the fact that I could donate my hair to the little princess trust. They make hair into wigs for children with cancer undergoing treatment.

My mum had also told me about this charity and knowing my hair will help another child is great.

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My dad was great too and I told him and mum that when I had done the cut I wanted blue hair.

Dad said I could go blue but mum said the school would not allow that. So we came to a compromise and chose a black blue. I love it!

Ffion Batty

“Both mummy

and daddy keep telling me how proud they are of me and that what I’ve done is amazing and selfless.

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Tell us in your own words why you decided to cut your hair for charity.

Both mummy and daddy keep telling me how proud they are of me and that what I’ve done is amazing and selfless.

Everyone came into school in their own clothes instead of uniform and donated money. The school raised 157.21 euros.

What was it like doing the cut live in the BFBS studios?

You have raised an amazing amount so far. If people want to donate more, where can they go?

When my mum asked BFBS to put the link on the page to try and get some more donations they said they wanted me to do it live in their studios.

I was really excited but so nervous too.

I was filmed and me and my mum chatted to the the DJ live on the radio. They were really nice and we had a fun afternoon.

The DJ, Chris Pearson even asked me what my favorite artists were and played some of my favorite songs while Laura the hairdresser cut my hair. Laura cut off my long plait on a live feed. Laura even gave me a beautiful posy of flowers for being so brave.

She was lovely and thanks to her the cut was done. Everyone at BFBS were great and have said me and my sister can pop in and say hi whenever we are in the area.

Yes, I wanted to raise 200 euros which I thought was a lot and all our friends and family donated straight away and we hit the target really quickly so we raised it to 500 euros.

I was amazed when someone donated 2.500, my mum thought someone made a mistake but it turns out it was an online gaming company that my dad, grandad and gran used. My grandad had said goodbye to them all before he died and left the link on the site explaining what I was doing and the boss of the company donated!

I still can’t believe it. That donation made me 7th for donations collected in a day on the Macmillan website.

I’ve now raised over 4.000!!!

I’m not sure how long we will keep this going for but if people want to donate I’d be so happy.

This is the link https://www. justgiving.com/fundraising/karenbatty1?newPage=True When you are not being a hero, what do you like to do in your spare time?

Haha, I don’t think I’m a hero! I just wanted to do something good.

In my spare time I love to bake with my mummy, we make some yummy treats.

I love to go ice skating or swimming, I go to brownies every week and I enjoy playing outside with my friends on my bike or scooter or playing in the park.

I like playing with dolls with my sister too.

Did all your classmates support you?

My classmates have been great.

They thought it was fantastic and couldn’t wait to see my hair. They said I was really brave.

My mum asked the school if there was any way they could help with donations so they held a mufti day.

I also love to make things. I am very crafty, My mum thinks I’m really clever at making things Have you got anymore plans to raise more money?

I’m not sure yet, we are not sure when we will close this one and then I will just be me for a while.

In the BFBS Studio

What is MODNET? MODNET is the new Defence IT system which will completely replace DIIF. DIIF users across BFG are due to migrate to MODNET in 2018. MODNET has the potential to transform the way IT is used across the services. It includes new and exciting software packages that will assist communication, analysis and collaborative working.

Attention all DII users!

MODnet IS COMING TO BFG SOON.

In the coming months you will be given details to help you prepare for the migration to MODNET, but for now we focus on what MODNET will deliver to you.

MODNET will provide: >> A new, Single mailbox, with a MODNET email address

>> New Team Sites using Sharepoint Online

>> A new personal (not role) storage area called OneDrive for Business

>> You can access corporate and any business applications from MODNET

>> New, up to date versions of Microsoft Office applications (Word, Powerpoint, Excel)

>> Microsoft Access, Visio and Project will be available to those users who had access in DIIF

>> A new tool called OneNote: an electronic notebook where users can simultaneously add content

>> New Tablet devices and Smartphones will be made available on the Catalogue for Business Units to buy

>> A new search tool for content stored in OneDrive, new Team Sites and new Defence Intranet

>> There will be new tools for iHubs (new version of QARS) and for ADs/ATOs users (new catalogue)

>> A new tool called DELVE which pushes content to you that you may be interested in and have permission to see

>> In the future you will also be able to access MODNET from a mobile device

>> A new tool for instant messaging, group chat and desktop sharing, which also enables you to make audio calls, and for those with a camera, at-desk video call >> A Portal where you can track your incidents and catalogue requests and view system information >> Access to a new Virtual Agent (called Sally) who will help resolve your queries >> A new Defence Intranet >> A Learning Hub comprising education and learning materials >> A new Enterprise Directory >> Self-service password reset 40

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King’s School: Another successful year

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nce again, the students at King’s School, Gutersloh, are celebrating fantastic results in both GCSEs and A levels this year. The results, which show how well students have responded to the very tough new exams, are just reward for the huge amount of hard work from the young people and the support they received from parents and teachers.

For GCSEs, students were the first to sit the new revised GCSEs in English and Maths with their new 1-9 grading system and it is worth remembering that the changes mean that it is impossible to compare last year’s results with this year. As the chief of OFQUAL, the exam’s regulator, has warned, there will be much volatility this year and we are especially proud of how students, staff and parents at King’s School have responded to these changes.

We are particularly pleased that one student was awarded the prestigious, top grade 9 in English and 5 students were awarded the 9 in Maths.

The excellent results overall include some outstanding individual achievements. Most notable were Eddie Lawrence who achieved 6 A* and 4 A grades including a grade 9 in Maths and Meghan Udale who achieved 4 A*, 1 A and 2 Bs including a grade 9 in English; Josh Trevis and Leilah Vakacegu who both exceeded expectations in gaining on average 2 grades higher per subject since their

reports in February. In total, 20% of all grades were higher than expected which is testament to students’ resilience and perseverance.

At Key Stage 5, we had even more reason to celebrate as 80% of results were a grade C+ or equivalent and 46% were a Grade A/A* - both of which are above the UK national average. In total, 59% of all grades were higher than expected which is a tremendous result.

Again, these phenomenal results include outstanding achievements such as Florence Amabile who achieved 2 Distinction stars and 1 grade A and Elena Downton who achieved 2 grade As and 1 Distinction star.

Headteacher Emma Bryson commented: “We are all delighted with the results and what they will mean for our young people as they move forwards on their journeys. They fully embraced the school’s ethos of working together for success and their positive attitudes and commitment have paid off.

I am very lucky to have such a talented group of teachers who have worked tirelessly to support our students and we are thrilled to see how successful the students have been”.

Our GCSE headlines are as follows:

GCSE Qualification and standard attained King’s School UK all entries* English Language grade 4 or higher (standard pass) 77% 65% English Literature grade 4 or higher (standard pass) 73% 72% Maths grade 4 or higher (standard pass) 73% 69% English Language grade 9 (top grade) 1.8% 2.6% Maths Grade 9 (top grade) 8.9% 3.5% Science grade C or higher 58% 48% All other GCSEs combined at a grade C or higher 74% 67% *JCQ Provisional GCSE results 2017

Ask The Commander A Year in Review

After over a year since it was introduced, a total of 148 questions or suggestions have been raised, and this vital means of community feedback has enabled Comd BFG to…

...make changes and improvements to life in BFG:

AWS Summer Activities 2017 provision doubled to meet demand

Return of Bikeability training throughout MOD Schools

Extended nursery opening hours at Acreswood Nursery, Paderborn

Trial of Saturday opening of Forces Post Offices

Investigating ‘fairness’ of pricing for Married Quarter Cleaning Services

Awareness of Dog Registration and German Law

Introduction of a Corporals’ Club for Bielefeld stationed soldiers

Arrangements for garden waste disposal during peak periods

Guided tour of PRB Gutersloh before handback

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Should you have any question for the Commander or feedback to improve live across BFG then submit your Ask the Commander Questions at: https://bfgnet.de/ie8/ask-the-commander.html

…works with partners…. >> NAAFI – improve inconsistencies in JBs Restaurant pricing >> DCYP – clarify Continued Professional Development for Dependent employees at MOD schools >> DIO – clarify bulk rubbish collection policy >> ISS – escalate DII performance issues

…respond to individual personal concerns: >> Dependent Employee Pension Schemes >> German vehicle insurance no-claims discount >> Policy for driving non-BFG registered vehicles >> Babcock appointments for Bad Lippspringe >> Initial registration fee after being in post for more than 6 months >> Cycle to work scheme

…hear suggestions from his community: >> Leave active telephone landlines in SFA >> Recycling schemes for the workplace >> The final BFG farewell celebration – Rhine Army Summer Show Reloaded! >> Charity event ideas >> Paying UK vehicle tax by direct debit before returning to the UK

…on some occasion, despite our best efforts, we just can’t quite make it happen: >> Chip and PIN payments for Dental Treatment >> Access to Ramstein US Air Base shopping facilities

Your questions have helped Commander BFG to make changes to life in BFG and this can only continue with your questions and suggestions.

2017 MOD People Survey The MOD People Survey (formerly known as Your Say – changed to be in line with other Government Departments) will be live between 02 October and 31 October 2017.

Earlier dates apply for paper surveys (please contact your engagement lead below to find out the date).

Please make sure you have your say!

We really want to hear your views, as without your views we won’t know what to make better for you.

We hope that you will find 15-20 minutes to fill in the survey!

Please see below contact details of your People Survey Engagement Leads: • BFG - Simon Fuller – BFG-HQ-BusSp-SO2@mod.uk • Army – Lynn Cortvriend – ArmyCWA-Engagement-Deputy@ mod.uk If you have any general questions regarding the MOD People Survey please email: People-CivHRLeadership@mod.gov.uk

New Books We have plenty of new titles to choose from to keep you busy as the nights draw in:

Our stock is constantly being updated but if you can’t find what you are looking for, please ask a member of staff and we’ll do our best to source it for you!

Army Library & Information Services Summer Reading Challenge 2017!

This summer we saw lots of children across BFG take part in the Reading Agency’s Animal Agents Summer Reading Challenge at their local library.

This year’s task was to read six library books and take part in the library ‘secret missions’, to receive a certificate and medal and gain learning credits for their Children’s University passport. If you haven’t already, please bring these in to be stamped as soon as possible. There were plenty of competitions and arts and crafts to keep the children busy; spy maskmaking and code cracking to name a few.

Well done to everyone that took part, we’re already looking forward to next year’s challenge!

Book Review by Sarah Edwards

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eet Ginny. She’s fourteen, autistic, and has a heart-breaking secret. Ginny Moon is trying to make sense of a world that just doesn’t seem to add up…. After years in foster care, Ginny is in her fourth forever family, finally with parents who will love her. Everyone tells her that she should feel happy…but she has never stopped crafting her Big Secret Plan of Escape.

Because something happened, a long time ago – something that only Ginny knows – and nothing will stop her going back to put it right...

While reading, I forgot at times that this is indeed a work of fiction. The voice of Ginny throughout is so honest and unique; it’s hard to believe she isn’t a real person. I was captivated by Ginny and her perception of the world, how she viewed it and how

Sennelager Library NAAFI Family Store, BFPO 16 Civilian: 05254 6620630 sennlib@alibs.detsa.co.uk Mon-Tue Wed-Fri

09:00-16:30 09:00-14:00

Bielefeld Library Block 8, Catterick Barracks Mil: 97881 3123 Civilian: 0521 925 43 123 biellib@alibs.detsa.co.uk Mon, Tue & Thu 08:30-16:30 Wed 08:30-13:00

Barker Library Barker Bks, Paderborn, BFPO22 Mil: 948 79 3128 Civilian: 0049 (0) 5251 101128 padelib@alibs.detsa.co.uk Monday to Friday 0830 – 1630

others viewed her. I like that it examined the struggles of adoption, the reality of parenting and an insight into living with a disability. This is definitely a MUST READ and I’d go as far to say the best book I’ve ever read. Quirky fiction at its finest, we all need to meet a hero like Ginny Moon..

Gütersloh Library Mansergh Barracks, BFPO113 Civilian: 0049 (0) 5241 842336 Military: 94873 2336 manslib@alibs.detsa.co.uk Mon—Thurs 09:00 to 16:30 Friday 09:00 to 13:00

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Welfare Details 20X

Opening hours Monday-Thursday: 0900 - 1600hrs Friday: 0900 - 1230hrs

Contact details Office: 05254 982 4953 Duty Mobile: 01732 098 662

1PWRR

Opening hours Monday-Thursday: 0900 - 1500hrs Friday: 0900 - 1300hrs

Contact details Office: 05251 101 321 Out of Hours: 05251 101 243

QRH

Opening hours Monday-Thursday: 0830 - 1700hrs Friday: 0830 - 1300hrs

Contact details Office: 05254 982 2344 or 2425 Out of Hours: 05254 982 2428

1AMR

Opening hours Monday-Thursday: 0900 - 1230hrs & 1330 - 1530hrs Friday: 0900 - 1230hrs

Contact details Office: 05254 982 2417 Out of Hours: 05254 982 4126

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Opening hours Monday-Thursday: 0900 - 1430hrs Friday: 0900 - 1200hrs

Contact details Office: 05251 101 213 Out of Hours: 05251 101 243

Opening hours Monday-Thursday: 0800 - 1600hrs Friday: 0800 - 1300hrs

Contact details Office: 05219254 3208 Out of Hours: 05219254 3252

Opening hours Mon, Tues,Thurs: 0800 - 1700hrs Wed: 0800 - 1330hrs Friday: 0800 - 1200hrs

Contact details Office: 05251 101 844 Out of Hours: 05251 101 243

Opening hours Monday, Tuesday, Thursday: 0830 1230hrs & 1330 - 1530hrs Wednesday, Friday: 0830 - 1230hrs

Contact details Office: 05241 84 2228 Duty Mobile: 01722 175483

Opening hours Monday-Thursday: 0900 - 1600hrs (closed between 1230 - 1330) Friday: 0900 - 1230hrs

Contact details Office: 05254 982 2437 Out of Hours: 05254 982 2232

Bielefeld Station

3 REME 26 RA Paderborn Station

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Chaplains

Father Ian evans CF Dep Assis Chaplain General Office: 05219 254 2491 Mobile: 0173 511 2080

Revd Heather Rendell CF BFG Forward Chaplain Office: 05254 982 2033 Mobile: 01722 086 384

Revd Richard Downes CF Church House Warden Office: 05741 203 89 Mobile: 01722 595 317

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Bitesize Reformation Come along for wine and nibbles at St Peter’s Church in Paderborn on Monday, 30 November.

Here you’ll learn about the reformation in a relaxed environment

Church Services

St Peter’s Church Barker Barracks, Paderborn Protestant service every Sunday 1100hrs Including Junior Church

St Maximillian Kolbe Church Catterick Barracks, Bielefeld Protestant service every Sunday 0900hrs Roman Catholic service every Sunday 1700hrs

St Barbara’s Church Mansergh Barracks, Gütersloh Roman Catholic every service Sunday 0900hrs Protestant service every Sunday 1100hrs

Our Lady of Lourdes Church Normandy Barracks, Sennelager Roman Catholic service every Sunday 1100hrs Including Children’s Liturgy

1 PWRR Chaplain / Office: 05251 101 274 / Mobile: 01722 086 347 email: 1PWRR-HQ-PADRE@mod.uk

Revd Graeme McConville CF 26 Royal Artillery Office: 05251 101 559 Mobile: 01722 578 097 26RA-PADRE@mod.uk

Revd Daniel Critchlow CF 35 Engr & 3CS Bn REME Office: 05251 101 932 Mobile: 01735 205 861

35ENGR-RHQ-PADRE@MOD. UK

Revd Justin Bradbury CF QRH & 1AMR Office: 05254 982 2966 Mobile: 01722 086 315

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Contact Numbers

PADERBORN

MEDICAL AND DENTAL

Barker Bks Medical Centre 05251 101 256 Barker Bks Pharmacy 05251 101 026 Barker Bks Health Visitor 05251 101 142 MRS Sennelager 05254 982 2414 MRS Sennelager Pharmacy 05254 982 4985 MRS Sennelager Health Visitor 05254 982 4807 Barker Bks Dental Centre 05251 101 290 Normandy Bks Dental Centre 05254 982 2482 TAS 24 Hour Call Centre 0521 305 3961 Patient Support/Hospital Hotline 0800 888 4242

GUARDROOMS

Athlone Bks 05254 982 2428 Barker Bks 05251 101 243 Dempsey Bks 05254 982 2328 Normandy Bks 05254 982 2232

STATION AMENITIES

Army Families Federation 01520 744 9741 Army Welfare Service 05254 982 4340 Community Link Officer 0173 517 3603 BFG Information Officer 05254 982 2105 PRI 05254 6621394 Service Liaison Officer 05254 982 3329 41 AEC 05254 982 4019

WRVS Barker Barracks 05251 101 229 Normandy Barracks 05254 982 2617 Dempsey Barracks 05254 982 4240

HOUSING (HSO)

Office Supervisor 05254 982 2411 General Enquires 05254 982 4435

SCHOOLS & NURSERIES

Sennelager 05254 9304723 Paderborn 05251 528609

SCE IT Helpline 0521 9254 3547 Bishopspark, Paderborn 05251 543 9548 Bishopspark FS1 05251 296 603 John Buchan, Sennelager 05254 982 5411 Attenborough, Sennelager 05254 982 2698 Acreswood Nursery, Paderborn 05251 878 1648 Happy Days Nursery Sennelager 05254 930 5160 Happy Hippos Sennelager 05254 930 5170 Teddy Bears FS1 05254 932 443 Childminding Co-ordinator 01722 115393

LABOUR SUPPORT UNIT (LSU)

TRANSPORT

CENTRAL BANK

Sennelager 05254 982 4193 Paderborn 05251 101 102 Central Bank HQ 05254 982 2948

HIVES

Sennelager 05254 982 2771 Paderborn 05251 57191

HOME-START

Customer Services 05254 982 5487 Recruiter 05254 982 2541 SCE Recruter 05254 982 2661 Registration Clerk 05254 982 5488 Vetting Clerk 05254 982 2389

POST OFFICES

Sennelager Sorting Office 05254 982 2572 Paderborn (Barker Bks) 05251 101 778

VEHICLE LICENSING OFFICE

05254 982 2638

Paderborn Bus Escort Supervisor 05254 982 2003 Admin Transport Service 05254 982 2842 Youth Club Transport 05254 982 4340

NAAFI STORES

Sennelager Families Store 05254 2602 Paderborn Families Store 05251 59200 Athlone Express Store 05254 6622144 Barker Express Store 05251 8729456 Dempsey Express Store 05254 940418 Normandy Express Store 05254 939126

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German Civil Police 110 German Civil Ambulance (Medical Emergencies) 112 German Civil Fire 112 RMP (Emergencies Only) 05254 982 2222 Telephone Assessment Service (TAS) 0521 305 3961 British Forces Social Work Service 0800 724 3176 RMP (Routine Calls) 05254 982 2223 Babcock 0800 888 4242

gUTERSLOH MEDICAL & DENTAL Medical Centre 05241 84 2272 Mansergh Dental Centre 05241 84 2208 TAS Service 24hr Call Centre 0521 305 3961 Patient Support/ Hospital Hotline 0800 588 9936

GUARDROOMS 05241 84 2203 GYM

05241 84 2299 NAAFI 05241 235 410

GUARDROOMS Catterick Barracks 0521 9254 3252 Rochdale Barracks 0521 9254 3413 GYM 0521 9254 3249 HOUSING 0521 9254 3108

Vehicle Inspections 05241 84 2281 WRVS 05241 84 2329 41 AEC 05254 982 4019

STATION AMENITIES Army Families Federation 01762 548 5762 Army Welfare Service 0521 9254 3200 Community Support Office 0521 9254 3217 BFG Information Officer 05254 982 2105 Hive 0521 9254 3122 Home-Start 0521 9254 3121 Army Legal Assistance 0521 9254 3196 Labour Support Unit (LSU) 0521 9254 3111 Library 0521 9254 3123 Vehicle Registration, Fuel & Mehrwertsteuer Office 0521 9254 2397 Post Office 0521 9254 3202

Vehicle Licensing Office 0521 9254 3729 Vehicle Inspections 0521 9254 3415 WRVS 0521 9254 3167 Bielefeld PRI Shop 05254 6621394 41 AEC 05254 982 4019

HOUSING 05241 84 3949 SCHOOLS & NURSERIES SCE Helpline 0521 9254 3547 Haig Primary School 05241 84 3840 King's School 05241 84 2210 Little Chicks Day Nursery 05241 21 0868

SCHOOLS SCE Helpline 0521 9254 3547 Bielefeld Primary School 0521 9254 3840 King's School 05241 84 2210 Butterflies Nursery 0521 201 7252

BIELEFELD

MEDICAL & DENTAL Medical Centre 0521 9254 3131 Routine Dental 0521 9254 3161 TAS 24 Hour Call Centre 0521 305 3961 Patient Support Officer/ Hospital Hotline 0800 588 9936

STATION AMENITIES Army Families Federation 01762 548 5762 Army Welfare Service 05241 84 3959 BFG Information Officer 05254 982 2105 Hive 05241 84 2220 Home-Start 05241 84 3957 Labour Support Unit (LSU) 05241 84 2361 Library 05241 84 2336 Post Office 05241 84 2280 Vehicle Licensing Office 05241 84 2882

NAAFI 0521 201 7235

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Logic Problem

Danielle

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Dr Oetker

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Sudoku

Sparrenburg

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Rathaus

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Kunsthalle

5

Tierpark

4

Ben

3

Neil

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Ina

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Alexander

1

7:00am 8:00am 9:00am 10:00am 11:00am Tierpark Kunsthalle Rathaus Sparrenburg Dr Oetker

Paul has a small Bielefeld based company offering tours around the city. Help him sort out today’s schedule by matching each of his tour guides with the start time and location.

Clues 1. Neil’s trip will start at the Tierpark.

2. Alexander’s outing is either the 7:00am tour or the 10:00am trip.

3. Neil’s outing will begin some time before the trip starting at the Kunsthalle.

4. Alexander’s tour will be at 7:00am.

Scrabble Dabble

T 1 E 1 A1 L 2 D2 E 1 R 1 How many words of 3 letters or more can you make using the Scrabble letters above. There is at least one seven letter word. Target: Fair 5, Good 10, Excellent 15 words.

5. Of Danielle’s tour and the tour starting at The Kunsthalle one will be at 10:00am and the other will be at 9:00am.

6. Ina’s trip will begin 2hrs after the trip starting at Dr Oetker.

7. Ben’s trip won’t start at the Sparrenburg.

Answers available via email: punchlines.magazine@gmail.com

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