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‘Knocking at our back door’

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Above: Several dozen smaller fires flared up along the north shore of Tustumena Lake Friday as fire crews worked to contain the nearly 70,000 acre Funny River Horse Trail wildfire on the Kenai National Wildlife Refuge.

Right: A tanker planeplane drops fire retardent along a fire break near Royce Road Saturday in Funny River.

Below right: Erik Huebsch, homeowner in the remote Bear Creek subdivision, is bathed in an eerie orange glow as smoke from the nearly 70,000 acre Funny River Wildfire obscures the sun over Tustumena Lake Friday in the Kenai National Wildlife Refuge. The fire has burned within a mile of the cabins, though Huebsch said he is hopeful as the wind has changed directions.

$11.1 million to be split between commercial, sport, research

By MOLLY DISCHNER Morris News Service-Alaska Alaska Journal of Commerce

The National Marine Fisheries Service and other entities have reached a decision on a regional split of the $20.8 million in federal aid for fisheries disasters, but how to spend that money is still being decided.

Cook Inlet fishers, businesses and other organizations will receive $11.1 million in federal fisheries disaster aid for the poor salmon runs in 2012, according to NMFS spokeswoman Julie Speegle. Those in the Yukon-Kuskokwim region will receive $9.6 million, she wrote in a May 23 email.

Congress appropriated the funds earlier this year in response to the disaster declaration made for poor king runs on the Yukon River in 2010, 2011 and 2012, the Kuskokwim River in 2011 and 2012 and for Cook Inlet’s 2012 salmon fisheries.

Now, NMFS is working with 11 representative organizations to develop the spending plans, although they won’t be made public immediately, Speegle wrote.

“Because the draft spending plans are pre-decisional, they are not available to the public,” Speegle wrote.

In March, NMFS proposed 10 representative groups help develop the spending plans, and then a different group — the Pacific States Marine Fisheries Commission — help execute them.

The agency took public comment on that structure, and decided to add an additional group to the mix.

Speegle wrote that NMFS developed and finalized the list of representative groups in consultation with the State of Alaska and the state’s congressional delegation. The 11th group, the Kenai Watershed Forum, was added after the public comment

Photos by Rashah McChesney/ Peninsula Clarion

Fire keeps crews busy, area residents on alert

By RASHAH McCHESNEY Peninsula Clarion

Fishery funds headed for Cook Inlet

n The Funny River Horse Trail fire now covers 106,871 acres and is 20 percent contained, primarily along the northwest and west flank of the fire. The fire information number is 907714-2484.

It’s dry in Funny River.

The dust from the traffic — gawkers and homeowners alike — flies up and mixes with the smoke and ash from the Funny River Horse Trail wildfire casting a eerie, pallid glow over the normally serene out-of-the more than 1,000 homes were issued way community.

The activity hub lies at the north an evacuation advisory Saturday end of a 96,000-acre wildfire where See FIRE, page A-2

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Nikiski graduates Kenai Central grads overcome adversity ready to go explore

By RASHAH McCHESNEY Peninsula Clarion

There was perhaps no better visual metaphor of Nikiski High School’s 37 graduates than the cluster of toy soldiers marching up Cory Carr’s graduation cap.

As Carr moved around the room laughing, stooping to hug friends and smiling for selfies — the soldiers defied the inexorable pull of gravity and clung bravely to his head — much like the students at Nikiski have done after recent events.

“You know, it has been a rough time and it’s just a testament to the community that they can come together like this,” said Nikiski Middle-High School Principal Daniel Carstens during the school’s Tuesday graduation ceremony.

This year’s graduation was especially impactful for Carstens whose oldest son, Seth Carstens received his diploma.

The elder Carstens said he held

himself together well until the school played its traditional senior photo slideshow during the ceremony.

“The thing that really snuck up on me ... was when they showed the baby pictures. I had to catch my breath,” Daniel Carstens said.

One of the highlights of his year, Daniel Carstens said, was sitting down with his 18-year-old son and having a long talk.

“I was able to sit down about a week and a half ago and we talked about a lot of things,” he said.

Portions of the ceremony were punctuated with laughter — especially as class president Richard Vollertson tried to balance out what he termed as valedictorian Michael Hollinger and class speaker Carla Jenness’ serious messages.

Vollertson imitated late-night TV host Jimmy Fallon’s piano skit during his speech.

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By KELLY SULLIVAN Peninsula Clarion

For graduating Kenai Central High School seniors, it is finally time to release the expeditionary within themselves.

Shannon Evans said she is looking forward to dedicating time to travelling. Her trek will start with the University of Alaska Anchorage as home base, where she plans to study videography, which she hopes will be the foundation of a long running career.

Eventually her mileage will span the state of Alaska, Evans said. She said she will notice the absence of her KCHS friends, however. In just two years at KCHS she has made some of the most solid friendships of her life.

Olen Danielson said he would remedy his hankering for home by staying in touch with friends and family.

Danielson will be moving more than 4,000 miles away to settle down on the LeTourneau University campus, in

Longview Texas, where he will study engineering. He said it is time to leave Kenai, but he said he certainly plans to return.

“I don’t even know, wow, it’s already here,” Austin Frederic said, trying to put words to graduating from KCHS that evening. His transition into adulthood will start a little closer to home.

Frederic will be attending Kenai Peninsula College in the fall for process technology. He said with friends moving away, it will be a rough transition into not seeing them daily.

Friends Whitni Stockton, Makayla George and Falon McGahan waited together after the ceremony in the flowing crowd outside the Renee C. Henerson auditorium.

They stood side-by-side scanning the friends and families watching the emerging red-gowned students looking for their own.

Each of the three seniors will be in different places next year.

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“It’s my hobby. I come up here and work on it,” Huebsch said. “It’s 20 years ago this month since we bought it.”

Huebsch showed off a portion of the 20 years of antiques and knick-knacks he and his wife have accumulated.

At night, if he takes his boat a little way from shore, he can easily see the flames on the ridges above his cabin burning 150 feet in the air.

But, he is undaunted.

“I’ll stay here until I see it,” Huebsch said, gesturing to the 80-foot trees standing in his yard. “Until it’s in these trees right here, I’ll stay here. These sprinklers are the best defense, really, if I can keep these running, we’ll be fine.

As Huebsch spoke late Friday, the wind shifted from blowing southeast to northwest.

A boon for him, Huebsch said, but a move that pushed the flames closer to Funny River Road and Kasilof residents.

As the winds picked up, a burn ban was issued on the Kenai Peninsula that covers all state, federal, private and municipal lands.

All cooking, warming, signaling and any other type of fire covered under burn permit regulations have been prohibited indefinitely.

But, even as officials moved to keep people from inadvertently causing the fire from spreading, the blaze advanced toward Kasilof and by 5 p.m. on Friday a line nearly five miles long burned actively and close

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afternoon — a notice that residents should be ready to leave at any time.

It is an environment the community shares with the Bear Creek subdivision — a group of cabins on the shores of the massive Tustumena Lake near the southern end of the wildfire.

Many of the 10 remote access cabins had pumps and hundreds of feet of hose dipped into the lake Friday as owners worked alongside firefighters and hotshot crews to keep the flames at bay.

Erik Huebsch, of Kasilof, stood in the calm, soot-streaked waters of the lake Friday surrounded by a thick white fog of smoke from the wildfire which burned on a ridge less than a mile away.

The clank of his shovel against the rocky shoreline carried several hundred yards down the shoreline as he worked to keep his pump free of debris; pushing water into the 15 sprinklers wetting the historic hunting lodge he and his wife, Catherine Cassidy, turned into a private hideaway.

The history is palpable — from the 80-year-old photos of the lodge hanging in the main cabin, to the painstakingly restored wooden frames and antiques hanging in the doorway — it is clear that a lot of work went into the property.

2 rescued from slingshot-type ride ANCHORAGE — Police in Anchorage say two men had to be rescued when a slingshot-type carnival ride known as the “Ejection Seat” apparently malfunctioned Friday night.

Police say they were the only people on the ride at the time. One hit the structure, suffering facial injuries. The second occupant was trapped about 50 feet off the ground for some 45 minutes until rescued by Anchorage firefighters.

Both were taken to local hospitals for treatment and evaluation. Police say the injuries don’t appear to be lifethreatening.

Police say the ride, set up in the parking lot of the Crazy Horse Saloon, was operated by a business under the license “Thrills Unlimited.”

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‘I know there are lots of firefighters out here now, so we’re in good hands.’

— Scott Peters

Photo by Rashah McChesney/Peninsula Clarion

A team of firefighters musters on the north shore of Tustumena Lake near the Bear Creek remote access subdivision Friday in the Kenai National Wildlife Refuge. Crews said the Funny River Horse Trail wildfire was burning within a mile of the cabins and several homeowners were on hand to pump water onto their properties.

where the deck of a cabin at the end of the road served as fire lookout Saturday evening.

Helicopters dipped water out of the lake, dropping it onto the nearby wall of burning trees as crews watched from the deck, waiting for the blaze to calm enough for them to go in and put out the edge of the fire.

A handful of residents gathered along the shores of Browns Lake, nearly a mile away, watching the activity.

Scott Peters and his son, Emmet Roetman, 4, stood at the shores of the lake.

“I came to check out all the action,” Peters said. “I live right down the street.”

Peters, whose Led Zeppelin shirt glowed in the sepia-tinted light of the setting sun, watched as his son played in the mud along the shoreline. He said he was nervous.

“I know there are lots of firefighters out here now, so we’re in good hands,” he said. “But it’s knocking at our back door.”

to neighborhood along the Sterling Highway.

Concerned residents of the Cardwell Road neighborhood called Central Emergency Services to report a wall of flames near their homes.

The Sterling Highway became a hub of activity at midnight Saturday as cars streamed north toward Soldotna after Central Emergency Services Fire Chief Chris Mokracek issued an evacuation order for

Miles 103-105 of the road.

“The fire was actually on a ridge, approximately a mile away from the Cardwell neighborhood … it was on that ridge, approaching and there were very large flames, there was a pretty significant look to that fire,” said Scott Walden, emergency manager for the Kenai Peninsula Borough.

But, as quickly as it flared up, within a few hours, the fire hit a marshy area and calmed

just as the evacuation order was issued.

So, the evacuation was rescinded just shy of two hours after it had been issued.

As firefighters worked to control keep the flames from reaching residents, the wind picked up and fanned the flames — pushing them toward neighborhoods near the Browns Lake area in Funny River.

Rashah McChesney can be Clouds of ash and acrid reached at rashah.mcchesney@ smoke blanketed Royce Street peninsulaclarion.com.

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tor, $4.6 million for the recreational sector and about $2 million for research.

In comments submitted to NMFS in April and acquired by the Peninsula Clarion via a Freedom of Information Act request, setnetters and guides generally supported spending most, or all, of the funds on direct aid.

The split between commercial and recreational came from NMFS, the State of Alaska and the congressional delegation, not the representative groups, Gease said.

Now, the representative groups for each sector are working on the spending plan for that sector, Gease said.

“People are just going through, reviewing drafts,” Gease said.

On the recreational side, Gease said the plan is to make the direct-aid as widely-available as possible, with sport fishing guides, sport fishing guide businesses, accommodations, and other related businesses where a significant percent of the business is related to recreational fishing, all eligible to apply for the direct payments.

If that goes through as planned, Pacific States would be the entity to review the applications, determine eligibility, and make the payments, Gease said. Most likely, the ap-

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period ended, she wrote.

For Cook Inlet, the Kenai Peninsula and MatanuskaSusitna boroughs, Northern District Setnetters Association, Kenai Peninsula Fishermen’s Association, Kenai River Sportfishing Association and Kenai River Professional Guide Association are working on a spending plan.

For the Yukon-Kuskokwim area, the Association of Village Council Presidents, Tanana Chiefs Conference, Yukon Delta Fisheries Development Association and Bering Sea Fishermen’s Association are helping with the plan.

Pacific States, which is based in Portland, Ore., was responsible for distributing the $5 million appropriation for the 2009 Yukon disaster, and it appears the commission will do so again this go-around.

Speegle wrote that the commission is expected to formulate a grant application by June 1, which will then be sent to NOAA Grants for funding approval. The approval is expected to come in July. Then the Office of Management and Budge must approve the plan, she wrote.

Once the grant is approved, the spending plans will be released to the public, Speegle wrote.

Then the first priority will be getting direct-aid money distributed to affected fishers and businesses, and then determining how to use the research money, Speegle wrote in an earlier email.

The spending plans are expected to include a mix of direct aid and other fisheries disaster related expenditures, including research, according to Speegle, although the plans will not identify specific research projects.

“It will include research priorities and a description of the competitive process to review and award research projects addressing those priorities,” Speegle wrote.

Representative groups discuss spending Speegle said that NMFS has held conference calls with the representative groups from each region to work on the spending plans.

Kenai River Sportfishing Association’s Ricky Gease said the Cook Inlet groups have been working together on their plans.

“I think so far all the groups are working together to come up with good solid plans, and trying to give the best available information to Pacific States Marine Fisheries Commission,” Gease said May 22.

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plicants would need to show a loss or reduction of 35 percent or more in 2012 compared to prior years, he said.

Gease said he thought setnetters were looking at a similar plan, but didn’t know if processors would be included.

For the Kuskokwim region, AVCP’s Myron Naneng said that the groups are still working on a joint proposal. AVCP sent a draft to the other groups on May 22, and was waiting to hear back before they released it, he said.

Molly Dischner can be reached at molly.dischner@ alaskajournal.com.

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Peninsula Clarion, Sunday, May 25, 2014

Obituaries Larry Jeffery Kiser Kenai resident Larry Jeffery Kiser, also known as Kirkpatrick Wheeler, 54, died Sunday, May 4, 2014 at his home in Kenai.

Memorial services will be held 5:30 p.m. Wednesday, May 28, 2014 at Peninsula Memorial Chapel & Crematory, 5839 Kenai Spur Highway.

Mr. Kiser was born September 16, 1959 in Salem, New Jersey. He was a member of the Soldotna Brethren Assembly of God Church.

He loved sitting around the fire pit with his brother Shawn and playing with his nieces and nephews in the backyard. He loved going to the state fair, riding motorcycles, family camping trips and he loved any sort of party celebration.

His family wrote, “Kirkpatrick was a kind and gentle soul. Anyone who met him couldn’t help but smile at his antics and crazy ideas; he had the biggest heart and was always there to offer assistance to anyone. He cared deeply for his ‘Adopted Alaskan Family’ and held an irreplaceable place in our hearts. His pride was his dog Pebbles. He loved her like a daughter and took her everywhere as a companion. We rejoice in the fact that Kirkpatrick had come to know the Lord Jesus, and find comfort in knowing he is reunited with his brother Shawn in God’s Heavenly home.”

He was preceded in death by his parents; two children; and brother and best friend Shawn.

He is survived by his daughter, Sarah Baxter of New Jersey, sons, L.J. and Jeffery Kiser of New Jersey and Justin Kiser of Carlsead, New Mexico; granddaughters, Icis, Alexias, and Harlie Kiser all of Carlsead, New Mexico; close friends, Serena, Sonya, Alana, Kristen, and Michael Houser all of Soldotna, Mark and Nora Bell of Soldotna and Neil and Cindy Houser of Kasilof; his dog and best friend, Pebbles and many other friends and family members.

Arrangements made by Peninsula Memorial Chapel & Crematory. Please sign his online guestbook at AlaskanFuneral.com.

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Calvin A. Miller Ninilchik resident Calvin A. Miller, 67, died Saturday, May 17, 2014 at Central Peninsula Hospital in Soldotna.

Funeral Services will be held at the Emmanuel Lutheran Church in Gackle, North Dakota.

Mr. Miller was born September 21, 1946 to Emil and Mathilda (Gienger) Miller in Jamestown, North Dakota. He was raised on the family farm 7 miles southwest of Gackle, where he was baptized at the Neudorf Lutheran Church. He was confirmed at the Emmanuel Lutheran Church in Gackle. He received his elementary education in the local Neudorf township county school later graduating from Gackle High School in 1964. He loved to play basketball, football and was the first FFA president.

He received his bachelor’s degree from NDSU in 1968 and enlisted in the Army National Guard as a chaplain in 1969. He started working for the Department of Natural Resources in 1971. In 1980 he moved to Eagle River where he still worked for the Soil Conservation Service/NRCS and joined the Alaska Air National Guard working in disaster preparedness. He received his master’s degree from Alaska Pacific University in Anchorage. He was a member of Our Redeemer Lutheran Church in Chugiak, where he served as secretary and president. He enjoyed camping, fishing, hunting, gardening and working on various cabins. He retired from the Guard in 1992, completing 23 years of military service. After 33 years of working for the NRCS, he retired in 2004 and moved to Ninilchik.

He was preceded in death by his parents.

He is survived by his wife, Patricia Miller of Ninilchik; son, Randy (Hannah) Miller; brothers, Norbert (Eileen) Miller and Norman (Karen) Miller; grandchildren, Megan Frenzel and Andrew Miller; step-children Rodney Morford and Leeann Ediger; four step-grandchildren and two step-greatgrandchildren.

Arrangements made by Peninsula Memorial Chapel & Crematory. Please sign Calvin’s online guestbook at AlaskanFuneral.com.

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Around the Peninsula Community Memorial Day Celebration planned A free Memorial Day community potluck picnic and music fest is planned for Monday at 1 p.m. on the Kenai Beach at the end of Spruce Street. Everyone is welcome. Bring any ‘potluck’ type foods to share, your chairs and blankets, Frisbees, beach balls, bubbles for kids, your family and friends and your smiles. If you play an instrument, please bring it. Can you sing? Join some of your neighbors with their instrument. A sign-up sheet and allow you to ‘show your talent,’ sometime after 3 p.m. when the music teams from Nikiski, Homer and in-between are done. This event is sponsored by local businesses, non-profit organizations, volunteers and churches in the community who are working together to let you know that you are worth it. For more information or donations, call or text volunteer and coordinator Melinda Briggs at 907394-8768, food service donations and cleanup volunteer Jake Gibbs at 907-398-1337, or volunteer coordinator Richard Hamilton, 907-398-1320.

Run for the River registration open

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Rhonda McCormick at 260-5449 for a registration form or download at www.kenaiwatershed.org or register online at active.com.

Class reunions — The 50th reunion of the Kenai High School Class of 1964 will be celebrated on June 20, 21, and 22. All classmates, friends, family, teachers, and students who attended the old Kenai High School are welcome. The class of 1964 was the last class to graduate from the old high school. Planned activities include a dance and program June 21 and a picnic June 22. For information call Mary Grainge Bodnar at 262-0995.

— It’s not too early to get started on planning for 2015. Kenai Central High School classes of 1970 through 1979 are having a reunion Aug. 1-2, 2015. Please contact Anna Carlson at 907-469-0409 or email annasherpa@gmail.com.

— Kenai Central High School Class of 1984 will be holding their 30 year reunion July 11-13, 2014. There will be a meet and greet 6-9 p.m. at the Upper Deck Lounge in Kenai Airport on July 12 with a no host bar, Prime rib dinner 7-9 p.m. at Main Street, music and dancing to follow. On July 13 from 1-3 p.m. there will be a picnic gathering at the green strip in Kenai weather permitting. Contact Mike Lott at 907-690-2032. Donations welcome.

— The reunion for Anchorage’s Robert Service High School class of 1974 will be July 25-26. If you are a graduate or know someone who is, please contact Sharon Hall Minsch at 399-4266, sminsch@alaska.net or Marie Mayo Allen at 907-350-4176.

Registration is open for the Kenai Watershed Forum’s Run for the River 5K and 10 Mile run/walk. Held June 7 in conjunction with the 2014 Kenai River Festival, this event supports watershed education on the Kenai Peninsula. Early registration is $25. Prizes will be awarded in several categories. Runners Submit announcements to news@peninsugift is included with registration fee. Contact laclarion.com.

Community Calendar Today 8 a.m.

• Alcoholics Anonymous As Bill Sees It Group, 11312 Kenai Spur Highway Unit 71 (Old Carrs Mall). Call 398-9440.

Noon • Alcoholics Anonymous recovery group, 11312 Kenai Spur Highway, Suite 71 in the old Carrs Mall in Kenai.

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• Narcotics Anonymous

support group “Twisted Sisters” (women’s meeting) at URS Club, 11312 Kenai Spur Highway, Unit 71, Kenai.

7 p.m.

• Alcoholics Anonymous Freedom Group meets at the Soldotna United Methodist Church, 158 S. Binkley, Soldotna.

8 p.m.

• Narcotics Anonymous support group “This One” (men’s meeting) at URS Club, 11312 Kenai Spur Highway, Unit 71, Kenai.

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Yards and roads: Time to keep them both clear Much like seeing a train wreck, a

10-car pile-up or your favorite football team lose by 50 points — watching the nearly 100,000 acre Funny River Road Horse Trail wildfire is both terrifying and magnetic.

Perhaps it’s a reminder of our own mortality or the insignificance of man’s place in the world or, more likely, it’s that we can’t wait to get our phones out and broadcast a photo of life, the universe and everything to everyone who follows us on Instagram.

Regardless of the reasoning, there are several things that residents and visitors can do to make life easier for the 400 or so firefighting personnel on the ground and keeping us safe.

Do you live here? Are you in the fire’s path?

It’s time to fire-wise your home if you haven’t already. Thin the vegetation around your home and get rid of all of the extra burnable piles laying around your yard. The further you are from vegetation, the less likely it is to catch fire and ignite your home. Remove all combustible material including firewood, gas grills and flammable debris from the vicinity of your house and make sure firefighters have a clear path to get where they need to be to save your home if it comes to that — though we hope it doesn’t.

There’s a burn ban in effect for the Kenai Peninsula — follow it. No bonfire with friends or nagging slash pile is worth the spread of another wildfire.

Stay out of the road. We know that the panorama at Mile 106 of the Sterling Highway looks good.

We’ve been there too. Your family and friends will be suitably impressed with the view of that 10,000foot plume of smoke and the colors at sunset are excellent. But, if you have to step into the highway to get a shot, you’re doing it wrong.

If you see an emergency vehicle, get out of the way. If someone from one of the many agencies responding to the fire asks you to move, shut off your camera and get out of the way. At no point does your photograph or view of the event trump the actual event — don’t be that person.

If you can, stay off of the Sterling Highway between Kasilof and Soldotna — take Kalifornsky Beach Road instead. If you don’t live on Funny River Road, stay away from it.

Be mindful of the people around you and cognizant of the high amount of stress we’re all operating under. Let’s hope Memorial Day is as safe and as happy as is possible.

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Each party certain other is wrong

By CHARLES BABINGTON Associated Press

WASHINGTON — In gridlocked Washington, what’s increasingly striking is that both parties are nearly unanimous in their positions. Each seems certain it’s totally right and the other totally wrong.

That would seem to defy common sense.

After all, most people want a higher minimum wage or they don’t. They want to extend unemployment benefits and repeal the health law, or they don’t.

So isn’t one party in danger of falling out of step? For instance, is Republicans’ near-solid opposition to increasing the federal minimum wage risky, given that threefourths of Americans say they support it?

No, say lawmakers and congressional scholars.

Elected Republicans and Democrats speak to constituencies separated by geography and partisan convictions. This selfsegregation into conservative and liberal enclaves is shrinking the political middle that once made compromise more attainable and the parties more ideologically diverse.

The results play out almost every week in Congress. Republicans repeatedly vote to repeal the health law. Democrats push to raise the minimum wage even when they know Senate Republicans will block it.

The great majority of Republicans today are elected from solidly conservative districts and states. The great majority of Democrats are elected from reliably liberal districts and states.

If Democrats and Republicans seem to speak different languages, it’s because they speak the political languages of their electoral homes. Simply put, “they represent their constituents,” said Gary Jacobson, a political scientist at the University of California, San Diego.

Democratic President Barack Obama twice won national majorities, Jacobson

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In 1980 exit polls, 72 percent of selfdescribed liberals said they voted for a Democratic House candidate. By 2012, the proportion was 86 percent. Conversely, two-thirds of self-described conservatives voted Republican in their 1980 House races. In 2012, 82 percent did so.

In firmly liberal or conservative House districts, the elections that really matter are the party primaries, where strongly ideological voters play outsized roles. This encourages Republican lawmakers to veer hard right, and Democrats to veer hard left, to discourage challenges from their political flanks.

Perhaps, then, it’s not surprising that Congress now struggles to do once-routine tasks, such as passing a budget and paying the nation’s bills by raising the debt ceiling.

Congress has raised the minimum wage seven times since 1988, to $7.25 an hour.

Now, a Democratic bid to raise it to $10.10 faces nearly unanimous Republican opposition. Democrats cite national polls showing widespread support and predict Republicans will pay in midterm elections.

“This issue really resonates with the American people,” said Sen. Tom Harkin, D-Iowa. Former GOP presidential nominee Mitt Romney endorses a higher minimum wage. But most Republican lawmakers shrug it off, saying there’s little enthusiasm among their supporters.

Polls show that national support for a higher minimum wage is broad but not intense. In an Associated Press-NORC Center poll that asked people to list the top 10 issues they’d like government to address, 52 percent mentioned the health care overhaul. Only 7 percent named the minimum wage or other wage issues.

said, but Republicans control the House because their voters “are distributed more efficiently across districts.”

Of course, congressional Democrats and Republicans have clashed over policy for decades. But in the not-so-distant past they had sizable numbers of moderates to challenge party leaders and pull the parties closer to each other.

The current Congress is the most polarized since at least 1982, when National Journal began analyzing lawmakers’ votes, the publication says. The most liberal Republican senator is to the right of the most conservative Democratic senator.

In the 435-member House, National Journal reported, only two Democrats were more conservative than a Republican. Only two Republicans were more liberal than a Democrat.

By contrast 20 years ago, 34 senators and 252 House members had voting records that put them between the most liberal Republican and the most conservative Democrat.

Those days are essentially gone.

Congress’ increasingly clear-cut partisan divisions reflect a mobile society in which liberals tend to congregate in cities and on the coasts, and conservatives dominate vast swaths elsewhere. The widespread gerrymandering of House districts amplifies the political trend.

People are becoming more consistently partisan in their voting. There are fewer ticket-splitters who, for example, will vote Democratic for president and Republican for Senate, or vice versa.

Jacobson, who tracks the issue, says state-level straight-ticket voting for president and for senator is now the highest Charles Babington covers Congress since the 1950s. and politics for The Associated Press. AP The two major parties also are more Director of Polling Jennifer Agiesta conclearly liberal and conservative, respec- tributed to this report.

The VA, the NHS and choice PORTSTEWART, Northern Ireland — President Obama Wednesday replayed a familiar scenario when dealing with scandal, in this case delays for treatment, deaths, alleged cover-ups and other acts of malfeasance reported at Veterans Administration hospitals in the United States: first express outrage, next announce an investigation and then say he won’t comment on the scandal until the results of the investigation are in, promising people will be held “accountable,” if they violated the law. Good luck with that.

Meanwhile, critics are using the VA scandal to indict Obamacare. They believe what is occurring at VA hospitals is a preview of coming destruction should the U.S. government move beyond meddling in health insurance into a full-scale takeover of the entire health care system.

These critics need only look across the Atlantic at the United Kingdom’s crumbling National Health Service (NHS) as a glaring example of the dysfunction that results when government runs health care.

For years, as is the case with VA hospitals, NHS horror stories have abounded, reported dutifully by the British press. These include neglect of elderly patients, long waiting times (like the VA) to see a doctor and longer waits for necessary surgery, which the government in some cases denies based on cost, age of patient and unusually high numbers of deaths at some hospitals.

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Hinchingbrooke had a deficit of $16.8 million a year; it ranked 102nd in the country in admission waiting time; charged $67 to park, with fines for overstaying, and in what sounds like the punch line to a joke, Cal Thomas took one week to change a light bulb.

Today, the hospital is due to break even.

A surplus is expected next year. Hinchingbrooke has zoomed up in ranking to number 20 in the country in waiting time. Parking now costs $4.21 with fines scrapped.

Minor maintenance problems are dealt with in one day.

How was Hinchingbrooke, an NHS hospital, miraculously transformed? It was turned over to a private firm. Once described as a “basket case,” the hospital is now ranked number one in patient satisfaction.

A key to its healing, reports The Daily Mail, was “loosening the grip of managers and accountants.” A majority of board members, once bean counters and bureaucrats, are now clinicians. “Doctors, nurses and admin(istrative) staff have also been put into small groups which have representatives who meet senior managers twice a month” to discuss problems. Patients are promised any complaints will be resolved within three weeks.

The Hinchingbrooke example should teach the VA something about privatiza-

tion and what can happen when government tries to run a nation’s entire health care system. Veterans who face long waits, or suffer from life-threatening conditions, should receive vouchers so they can be treated at private hospitals. Since, according to the White House, President Obama only “learned about” the VA scandal from TV news reports (though he spoke about them during the 2008 presidential campaign and was critical of President Bush for not fixing them), Congress must take the lead in offering treatment alternatives to veterans. Again, lack of money isn’t the problem. Bureaucracy and incompetence are the problems.

Reforming VA hospitals should be a 2016 campaign theme all presidential candidates must address and they must then offer specific solutions. A quasi-governmentprivate approach might work. It couldn’t be worse than the current system.

The phrase uttered by President Abraham Lincoln, which is the motto of the Veterans Administration, must always be uppermost in our minds: “To care for him who shall have borne the battle and for his widow, and his orphan.”

Sadly, that goal is not being met. It must be. We owe veterans (and those we memorialize next Monday) our freedom. Perhaps what happened at Hinchingbrooke Hospital can guide the VA and veterans to a better future.

Readers may email Cal Thomas at tcaeditors@tribune.com.

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laugh,” Vollertson said.

As the graduate stood in the cafeteria of Nikiski High School, wearing a necklace with several bowties folded from $1 and $5 bills and another made with his favorite sour candies — he said he had been looking forward to his speech all year.

“I knew I wasn’t going to get valedictorian and I like to be in front of people, so I went for class president,” he said with a laugh.

The day took on a surreal quality for Vollertson.

“I’m off on my own, I have to go to college and get a job, provide for a family,” he said, shaking his head.

He plans to attend Kenai Peninsula College and get his degree in business before transferring to a college in California to get an advanced degree.

“I like talking to people, I like directing people,” he said.

“Maybe I’ll do some acting on the side.”

As Vollertson attempted to discern what his future held, others exhorted students to try something different.

Hollinger urged his fellow students to ignore the fog of the future and focus on the present.

“Who we are is not so much defined by what we do or what we will do but, instead, how and why we live our lives,” he said.

“Yes, we must know our direc-

Nikiski Middle/High School Class of 2014 Valedictorian – Michael Hollinger Salutatorian – Jodi Cook Tristin Ryan Gordon Andeway Gage Edmond Carmody Cory Wayne Carr Seth Jacob Carstens Abbie Rae Cason

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Arrest made in 1978 pipeline bombing

Above: The crowd cheers wildly for the newly graduated class of 2014 Nikiski Middle-High School students Tuesday in Nikiski.

Left: Catherine Carmody adjusts a graduation gown on her son Gavin Carmody who took it from his graduating senior brother Gage Carmoday Tuesday during the Nikiski Middle-High School graduation.

tion, yes we must have goals, but we do not need to know exactly how we get there.”

Hollinger said his generation is consistently being told that it’s their responsibility to change the future.

“How can we change 15 or 30 years from now? Honestly, I don’t think we can because we’re not there yet,” he said.

“We don’t know what tomorrow will look like, we don’t even know if we have another day. But what we do have is right here and right now. Yes, we must halt these approaching quandaries, but we cannot do that by solving tomorrow’s problems. We must accomplish it by improving today.”

Photos by Rashah McChesney/ Peninsula Clarion

Rashah McChesney can be reached at rashah.mcchesney@ peninsulaclarion.com.

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ANCHORAGE (AP) — Federal prosecutors on Friday announced the arrest of a man suspected of bombing the trans-Alaska pipeline in 1978, less than a year after it began moving crude oil 800 miles from the Prudhoe Bay to Valdez.

Phillip Martin Olson, 61, of Fairbanks was indicted on charges of making false statements to the FBI regarding the bombing. He was arrested Friday morning in Fairbanks and held pending a detention hearing Thursday.

Olson acknowledged carrying out the bombing and falsely implicated another person by saying the other person assisted him, U.S. Attorney Karen Loeffler said in the announcement.

Olson was jailed at Fairbanks Correctional Center. Directory assistance did not list a telephone number for him.

Olson cannot be charged with the actual bombing, said Assistant U.S. Attorney Joe Bottini, because the statute of limitations has run out more than 35 years after the incident north of Fairbanks.

“The statute of limitations has expired on any statutes that were in effect or have been enacted since then,” he said.

The case that has long been a mystery to Alaskans. No one previously had been charged in the incident.

A pilot flying over the pipeline on Feb. 15, 1978, spotted crude oil spurting from pipeline.

By the time the workers had shut down the flow, about 12,000 to 14,000 barrels, or up 588,000 gallons of crude, had hit the ground.

Investigators determined that the breach was caused by a bomb placed on the 48-inch pipe.

According to the indictment, the FBI in November was informed that Olson had made statements admitting he carried out the bombing.

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Connections grads thankful for experience

By KELLY SULLIVAN Peninsula Clarion

For many Connections Homeschool Program students, their graduation ceremony is the first time they’re in the same room as their classmates.

However, each student gets the chance to learn about his or her fellow graduates.

Principal Lee Young dedicates time at every ceremony for announcing the achievements of each graduate, before they walked across the illuminated staged to take their diplomas from the hands of their family.

Ethan Veldstra’s was a long list that included his favorite pastimes, welding and flying.

He said without his education he would not have been able to pursue both, which were done through college programs approved by Connections.

Alex Knudtson tailored his education to fit his current, and fluctuating location. As an international tour guide, his mother tends to be on the move.

With a flexible schedule Knudtson was able to join her much of the time, but self-motivation was essential. Over the years he visited Africa, Asia, Central America and Europea.

While traveling through Egypt, Greece and Italy, Knudtson’s teachers created a curriculum focusing on ancient civilizations, allowing him to physically witness the places he was reading about.

However, learning wasn’t always easy for Knudtson.

“I would be very much up the creek without a paddle if I hadn’t been homeschooled,” Knudtson said.

Kenai Central High School Class of 2014 Valedictorians Brad Hamilton Kathryn Knackstedt Caitlin Steinbeck Courtney Stroh John Rafael Aguilar Merick Daniel Ahlberg Chance Andrew Allen Troy Evan Anderson-Summers Justin Tyler Angeles-Ward William Richard Ashwell Annie Rose Azzara Carissa Sue Bible David Wilson Bourdon-Paule Gabriel Craig Boyle Robert Tyler Brown Justin Andrew Burdick Shawn Douglas Burdick Caleb Zane Caldwell Lucas Aaron Casebeer Dain Michael Chivers Kendra Lynn Cissell

Knudtson still plans to travel, but for now it will be by boat. He is in the process of obtaining his captain’s license, so he can work internationally on fishing or charter boats.

Donna Smith also took advantage of the flexible schedule for traveling. For her, time away meant the chance to perfect her Spanish.

Smith’s mother has been teaching her the language since she was little.

In high school the skill propelled her into the role of translator for Glacierview Baptist Church in Homer, on trips to South America. Locals would believe it was her first language.

For some students, the flexibility meant customizing their curriculum.

Cassandra Burkhardt said she has fears she would never graduate. After having a son three years ago, she started homeschooling, which allowed her to create a schedule that worked for both her and her child.

From here, Burkhardt said she will either start medical school or business education at a community college or University of Anchorage Alaska, but she is still figuring a few things out.

David Coe said the nontraditional approach to academics allowed him to process learning materials at his own pace. If he needed to spend more time on a subject he was able to, or speed up when his comprehension called for it.

Coe said he is studying art in the fall at UAA. He is still unsure about where it will take him. Painting, graphic art and Bryan J. Clifford Cody Leland Conaway Jason Russell Daniels Olen James Danielson Crystal Lynn Dauwe Kirsten Lorraine Duran Zoya Maxine Elder Shannon Dell Engebretson Justice Ann English Emily Sue Evans Shannon Michelle Evans Dustin Bennett Everitt Brittany Lynn Fabunan Ian Michael Ferguson Shane Diamond Carlson Fortune Shawn Bradley Carlson Fortune Austin Richard Frederic Ariana Terrya Lea Gabriel Makayla May George Christina Lynn Glenzel Vladislav Vladimirovich Glushkov Austin Jay Goffena Matthew Ryan Goffena Joseph Micheal Grossl Bradley John Hamilton Matthew Zhongshuai Hinkle Hanah Lou Hoff

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Amber Self broke out crying while taking photographs after Connections Homeschool Program’s graduation ceremony May 21, at Soldotna High School.

teaching are all possibilities.

Victoria McCormick said her education allowed her the time to discover her passion. At KPC next fall she plans to study childhood development, which she would not have figured out it if not for homeschooling.

Jessie Alward said she felt very accomplished with her studies, which have led to attendance at Shasta Bible College in Redding, California next fall.

Even with a revised education, Alward said she could not have finished school without her parents by her side.

Kelly Sullivan can be reached at kelly.sullivan@pen- Donna Smith laughs with friends and family after Connections Homeschool Program’s graduation ceremony. insulaclarion.com.

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Scholarships boost future plans of Ninilchik grads

By McKIBBEN JACKINSKY Morris News Service-Alaska Homer News

When a high school graduating class has a total of three students, an impressive ranking is guaranteed. That was a point Ninilchik teacher Bryan Hickey made for Ninilchik graduates Robert Delgado, Jessica Rogers and Matthew Thorne during Hickey’s May 21 commencement address.

“Coming from a small school, college years can be daunting, but I expect you will stay in the top third of your class wherever you go,” said Hickey, drawing a laugh from the graduates and the gathering of family, friends and community members in the

school gym.

Delgado has plans to attend AVTEC, Alaska’s Institute of Technology, in Seward in the fall; Rogers and Thorne each plan on attending Kenai Peninsula College. The years ahead will be less daunting thanks to scholarship awards made at the commencement ceremony.

After awarding the scholarships and before awarding diplomas, Principal Jeff Ambrosier said with a smile, “It is a good day to be a (Ninilchik) Wolverine.”

A slide presentation included plenty of images of each of the graduates. It documented the students’ high school years, but also included photos of younger versions of the three that sparked oohs and ahs, as

well as embarrassing giggles.

With Imagine Dragons’ version of “On Top of the World” playing over the sound system, Delgado, Rogers and Thorne used the ceremony as an opportunity to present roses to each of the individuals in the crowd who had helped them reach this pinnacle in their lives.

The graduates also had opportunities to direct comments to each other, beginning with Thorne, who moved to Ninilchik five years ago.

“We’ve made lifelong friends and had a lot of fun on this rollercoaster they call high school,” said Thorne. “But don’t dwell on the past. We all have a future to look forward to. It doesn’t matter if your dreams come

true if you spend your whole life dreaming.”

Delgado, the class salutatorian, noted the long hours of study and encouragement from others it took for each of them “to be the best we can be.”

“They say it takes a village to raise a child. I don’t think we’ll find a case where that’s truer than here,” he said.

In her valedictorian address, Rogers focused on the future for herself and her classmates.

“You can’t climb the ladder of success with your hands in Photo by McKibben Jackinsky, Homer News your pockets,” she said. “See Robert Delgado, Jessica Rogers and Matthew Thorne leave you at the top.” commencement ceremonies, applauded by Ladawn Druce, McKibben Jackinsky can be school counselor; Jim White, director of the KPBSD informareached at mckibben.jackin- tion services department; Joe Arness, KPBSD School Board president; and Jeff Ambrosier, principal of NInilchik School. sky@homernews.com.

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Far left: Graduating KCHS seniors pose with family and friends after their ceremony, Wednesday, May 21, at Kenai Central High School.

Left: Zoya Elder Hanson hugs her friend after the graduation ceremony, Wednesday, May 21, at Kenai Central High School.

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George laughed and said she was still asking herself what exactly she will be doing after she relocates to Knoxville, to attend the University of Tennessee. Of the trio, she will be moving the farthest away.

Stockton will be moving to Anchorage to attend cosmetology school, and McGahan will stay at home in Kenai to work as a hairdresser.

Each said they were ecstatic to be done with high school but terrified moving on to the next step.

To help with the transition, as a joke to staying afloat, the family of Mason Lloyd brought him a yellow, inflatable swim ring, which he wore around his neck. His tall frame rose above the crowd, a cluster of balloons tied to his wrist making him easy to find.

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dents wandered up to exam- memento. ine Lloyd’s decorations and he handed them a thick black Kelly Sullivan can be permanent marker, which they reached at kelly.sullivan@penused to sign the swim ring, final insulaclarion.com.

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Principal rewards students, dives into Jell-0 pool FAIRBANKS (AP) — He came. He saw. He plunged into a pool of blue Jell-O. The principal of an Alaska elementary school Thursday kept a promise to students who met a reading goal by diving into a kiddie pool holding 140 gallons of gelatin, the Fairbanks Daily News-Miner reported.

North Pole Elementary School principal Mark Winford, wearing a pink unicorn onesie, bellyflopped into the blue morass, made an encore dive, and exited along a trail of construction paper laid down to protect the floor.

“Anything short of breaking the law, we try to get them to read,” Winford said Friday.

The school participates in a national reading program called Accelerated Reader. Students choose books, read them and acquire points gauged by the books’ length and difficulty.

Students read 35,080 books. When the goal was met this week, the school scrambled to find gelatin.

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Obama to unveil new foreign policy

By JULIE PACE AP White House Correspondent

WASHINGTON — Confronting critics of his foreign policy, President Barack Obama will soon outline a strategy for his final years in office that aims to avoid overreach as the second of the two wars he inherited comes to a close.

The president will make the case for that seemingly more limited approach during a commencement address Wednesday at the U.S. Military Academy at West Point. The speech will come amid growing frustration in the White House with Republicans and other critics who contend that Obama has weakened America’s standing around the world and faltered on problems across the Middle East and in Russia, China and elsewhere.

That criticism has only mounted over the past year following Obama’s decision to pull back a military strike in

By MATTHEW DALY Associated Press

AP Photo/J. Scott Applewhite

President Barack Obama outlined a foreign policy vision using diplomacy and a strong military together, May 22, 2010 in West Point, N.Y. Obama will soon outline a strategy for his final years in office that aims to avoid overreach as the second of the two wars he inherited comes to a close.

Syria and his inability to stop Russia from annexing territory from Ukraine. A White House official said Obama would specifically address both situations, as well as the status of ongoing nuclear negotiations with Iran.

The president is also expected to discuss how he views shifts in the counterterrorism threat from al-Qaida and other groups, according to the official, who insisted on anonymity to preview the president’s

speech.

Obama came into office vowing to end the lengthy American-led wars in Iraq and Afghanistan and seeking to keep a war-weary nation out of unnecessary conflicts.

Arizona fire no longer threatening Flagstaff community FLAGSTAFF, Ariz. (AP) — Authorities say they expect to lift a pre-evacuation warning for residents of two communities threatened by a wildfire that’s burning in rugged terrain in a northern Arizona canyon.

The Coconino County Sher-

Efforts under way to improve veterans care

iff’s Office says in a statement Saturday they expect to lift the warning on Monday for people living in the Kachina Village and Forest Highlands subdivisions.

The warning was issued on Wednesday. Firefighters have

since made progress on burnout State Park to Sterling Springs operations on the northern flank Hatchery. of the fire and are encouraged by the weather forecast for the next few days.

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WASHINGTON — More veterans are being allowed to obtain health care at private hospitals and clinics in an effort to improve their treatment following allegations of falsified records and delays in treatment.

In a statement issued Saturday, Veterans Affairs Secretary Eric Shinseki also said VA facilities are enhancing capacity of their clinics so veterans can get care sooner.

In cases where officials cannot expand capacity at VA centers, the Department of Veterans Affairs is “increasing the care we acquire in the community through non-VA care,” Shinseki said.

Lawmakers from both parties have pressed for this policy change as the VA confronts allegations about treatment delays and falsified records at VA centers nationwide.

The department’s inspector general says 26 VA facilities

are under investigation, including the Phoenix VA hospital, where a former clinic director says as many as 40 veterans may have died will awaiting treatment.

Officials also are investigating claims that VA employees have falsified appointment records to cover up delays in care. An initial review of 17 people who died while awaiting appointments in Phoenix found that none of their deaths appeared to have been caused by delays in treatment.

The allegations have raised fresh concerns about the administration’s management of a department that has been struggling to keep up with the influx of veterans returning home from the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, and Vietnam veterans needing more care as they age.

The directive announced Saturday should make it easier for veterans to get medical care at non-VA facilities, according to an agency spokeswoman.

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Peninsula Clarion, Sunday, May 25, 2014

Gates backed gay adults in Boy Scouts

Around the Nation Shooter posted ‘rambling’ manifesto Cali.-The student who killed six people near the University of California, Santa Barbara, detailed in a manifesto how deputies almost thwarted his killing plan.

Elliot Rodger wrote in the 141-page rambling document how he narrowly missed being found out when deputies knocked on his door last month.

Santa Barbara County Sheriff Bill Brown says deputies checked on Rodger after being called by a concerned family member. The officers left after determining he didn’t need to be locked up for mental-health reasons.

Rodger expressed relief that his apartment wasn’t searched because deputies would have found his weapons and his writings and would have foiled his plan.

Hurricane off Mexico, strengthens rapidly MIAMI — The first hurricane of the eastern Pacific season formed hundreds of miles off Mexico’s coast Saturday and could become a major storm by Sunday though it poses no immediate threat to land, forecasters in Miami said.

A Category 1 hurricane, Amanda was about 660 miles (1,060 kilometers) southwest of Manzanillo, Mexico, and had sustained winds of 80 mph (130 kph). The National Hurricane Center in Miami said Amanda was moving westnorthwest Saturday at about 5 mph (7 kph) while rapidly intensifying.

Senior Hurricane Specialist Stacy Stewart told The Associated Press that Amanda does not appear to pose any threat to mainland Mexico at least over the next five days. He said it could become a major hurricane sometime Sunday, still far out in the Pacific.

No coastal watches or warnings were in effect Saturday.

Governor asked to issue an apology for homophobic comment by organization SALT LAKE CITY — A gay rights organization is calling on Utah Gov. Gary Herbert to apologize for suggesting homosexuality is a choice and for calling decisions by other state leaders to not defend same-sex marriage bans the “next step to anarchy.”

John Netto, head of the Utah Pride Center’s board, said the governor’s comments during his monthly televised news conference Thursday were hurtful.

“To suggest that allowing gay marriage is the foundation of anarchy, to us, is hate speech,” Netto told The Salt Lake Tribune, “We think he is uneducated ... on current scientific positions in regard to human sexuality.”

Herbert’s office didn’t immediately respond to requests for comment.

Tribal officer in metro Phoenix fatally shot

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PHOENIX — A police officer for an American Indian community in eastern metropolitan Phoenix was fatally shot early Saturday during a traffic stop.

FBI spokesman Perryn Collier says the officer for the Salt River Pima-Maricopa Indian Community was shot after he made contact with people in the vehicle.

Salt River police spokesman Vicente Cendejas says the death marks the first time that an officer in the community’s police department was killed in the line of duty.

Two suspects are in custody, and investigators are looking for a third person who is considered a witness in the case.

It’s unknown whether the officer returned fire or the reason why the officer pulled over the vehicle.

The officer was taken to a hospital, where he was pronounced dead.

The officer has not been identified.

— Associated Press

By NOMAAN MERCHANT Associated Press

DALLAS — Robert Gates, the new president of the Boy Scouts of America, said Friday that he would have moved last year to allow openly gay adults in the organization but said he opposes any further attempts to address the policy now.

Gates took over an organization this week that serves about 2.5 million youth but faces continued membership declines and fights over its inclusion of openly gay boys, but not adults. Gates, the former secretary of defense who oversaw the end of the military’s “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell”

policy, addressed those issues Friday, a day after Scouting’s national leadership elected him president.

“I was prepared to go further than the decision that was made,” Gates told The Associated Press in an interview in advance of a speech before the group’s national leaders at its annual meeting in Nashville, Tennessee. “I would have supported having gay Scoutmasters, but at the same time, I fully accept the decision that was democratically arrived at by 1,500 volunteers from across the entire country.”

The BSA’s National Council voted at last year’s annual meeting to accept openly gay

youth, after a monthslong process with protests on both sides.

Gates planned to tell Scouting’s leaders Friday that a continued fight over the issue threatens BSA’s future.

“Given the strong feelings — the passion — involved on both sides of this matter, I believe strongly that to re-open the membership issue or try to take last year’s decision to the next step would irreparably fracture and perhaps even provoke a formal, permanent split in this movement — with the high likelihood neither side would subsequently survive on its own,” Gates said in prepared remarks.

Gates, 70, who also served

as director of the CIA, is a visible advocate for Scouting as it faces a storm of bad publicity.

The Scouts reached out to Gates as he was retiring from the Defense Department and asked him to join their leadership, said Wayne Perry, the departing BSA president. AT&T CEO Randall Stephenson, who was expected to become president this year, agreed to wait another two years to allow Gates to serve now, Perry said.

“We need America to know what the Boy Scouts can do for the youth of America,” Perry said, adding that Gates “immediately can reach an audience that we wouldn’t otherwise reach.”

Victim’s father pleads for stricter gun control

By FRANK BAKER Associated Press

GOLETA, Calif. — A man whose son was among the victims killed in a shooting rampage near a California university quaked with grief and rage Saturday as he described his “lost and broken” family and the proliferation of guns he believes led to his son’s death.

“Our son Christopher and six others are dead,” Richard Martinez told reporters gath-

ered outside a sheriff’s station for a news conference the day after the shootings near the University of California, Santa Barbara, where the 20-year-old son was a sophomore. “You don’t think it’ll happen to your child until it does.”

Martinez choked back tears as he spoke, then grew angrier as he talked about gun laws and lobbyists.

“The talk about gun rights.

What about Chris’ right to live?” Martinez said. “When

will enough people say: ‘Stop this madness! We don’t have to live like this! Too many people have died!”

He then punctuated his words as he said, “We should say to ourselves: ‘Not! One! More!’” before dissolving into tears and falling to his knees as he stepped from the podium.

Martinez said he talked to his son just 45 minutes before he was shot and killed inside the IV Deli Mart, where bullet holes and blood could still be

seen Saturday.

His roommate tried to revive him, but he died at the scene, Richard Martinez said.

Christopher Martinez was an English major who planned to go to London next year and to law school after graduation, his father said.

He pulled out a photo of his son as a small child in Chicago Cubs baseball uniform and said they used to call him “miniSammy Sosa,” referring to the former Cubs star.

Consistent weekend gas prices indicate stability

By JONATHAN FAHEY Associated Press

NEW YORK — The price of gasoline looks familiar this Memorial Day. For the third year in a row, the national average will be within a penny or two of $3.64 per gallon.

Stability wasn’t always the norm. Between 2003 and 2008 average retail gasoline prices more than doubled, reaching an all-time high of $4.11 per gallon in 2008. Prices then collapsed as the U.S. plunged into recession. But after a twoyear run-up between 2009 and 2011, the price of gasoline has remained in a range of roughly $3.25 to $3.75 per gallon.

Drivers can handle that, according to AAA, and are ready to head out for Memorial Day driving trips in the highest numbers since 2005. “It is unlikely that gas prices will have a significant effect on travel plans compared to a year ago,” AAA

wrote in its annual Memorial Day forecast.

Steady gasoline prices are largely the result of relatively steady crude oil prices, even though there has been a long list of global supply disruptions and political turmoil that that typically would push the price of oil higher.

Sanctions have sharply cut output from Iran, once the world’s third largest oil exporter. Libya went through civil war, and labor and political disruptions continue to limit its exports. Venezuela’s oil output has been steadily declining for a decade. Most recently, the conflict between Russia and Ukraine is raising concerns that sanctions will impact production or exports from Russia, the world’s second largest exporter after Saudi Arabia.

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the declining supply elsewhere, helping to keep prices steady.

Approaching this Memorial Day, the national average is $3.65 per gallon, according to AAA, OPIS and Wright Express. Last year on the holiday it was $3.63 per gallon. In 2012 it was $3.64.

The story is similar with

other fuels. Through the first quarter of this year airlines are paying $3.03 per gallon for jet fuel — exactly the same they paid on average for all of last year, according to the Bureau of Transportation Statistics. The average price of diesel, $3.93 per gallon, is a nickel higher than last year.

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Explosions rock Nigeria AHMED SAKA Associated Press

JOS, Nigeria — An explosion ripped through an outdoor venue crowded with soccer fans watching a European final Saturday night and many are feared dead in the Nigerian city of Jos, officials said, four days after twin car bombs blamed on Islamic extremists killed at least 130 people in the central city.

Police Superintendent Felicia Anslem confirmed the blast Saturday night which went off not far from the bustling marketplace that was targeted in Tuesday’s bomb attack. A National Emergency Management Agency official, Eugene Nyelong, said it appeared to be another car bomb and many are feared dead because the outdoor theater was packed to capacity.

There were no immediate claims of responsibility for the attack.

The Islamic extremist group Boko Haram, which has been threatening to sell nearly 300 abducted schoolgirls into slavery recently, has been waging a two-pronged campaign of urban bombings and rural attacks on northeast-

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Security members walk past the remains of the car used by a suicide bomber in Kano, Nigeria, Monday. Five people were wounded. It was unclear if the bomber was among them.

ern villages.

Separate attacks in April killed about 100 people in Abuja, Nigeria’s central capital, and a car bomb that exploded prematurely killed at least 24 people in Kano, the country’s second most populous city on Monday.

The daily attacks appear to be in defiance of an international campaign to rescue the girls and a commitment made at a summit of Nigeria, its neighbors and Western leaders in Paris a week ago to unite to wage total war on the Boko Haram movement.

Thousands have been killed in the 5-year-old Islamic uprising to turn Nigeria into an Islamic state though the country’s population is almost equally divided between a mainly Muslim north and predominantly Christian south.

Putin says West ignores Russia’s interests in Ukraine JOHN DANISZEWSKI Associated Press

ST. PETERSBURG, Russia — President Vladimir Putin said Saturday that he does not believe there will be a new Cold War with the United States, and Russia does not want it.

But he warned that Russia’s interests must be taken seriously and accused the West of having ignored Russia’s concerns over Ukraine. He also criticized Britain’s Prince Charles’ re-

Court convicts student supporters of Morsi

ported recent remarks comparing him to Hitler as “unacceptable” and “not royal behavior.”

“I wouldn’t like to think that this is the start of a new Cold War — we’re not interested in that and I don’t believe it will happen,” Putin said when asked about the future of U.S.Russian relations, which are at their lowest point in the two decades since the end of the Soviet Union because of the crisis in Ukraine.

He said there have been

many points of contact and cooperation between the U.S. and Russia in recent years, but “these instruments are only good when they are really used, if they are really platforms for bilateral work. These platforms are not there for us to drink tea or coffee. These are platforms for searching for compromise.”

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of major news agencies, including The Associated Press, on the margins of a major economic forum in this former imperial capital, Putin accused Western politicians of interfering in Ukraine without taking into account how important Russia sees its neighbor to its own security and economic in-

CAIRO — An Egyptian court convicted 20 students from an Islamist university in Cairo on charges of rioting during a protest last year in support of ousted President Mohammed Morsi, and sentenced most of them to five years in prison on Saturday, a judicial official said.

The verdicts came two days ahead of Egypt’s presidential election, which former army chief Abdel-Fattah el-Sissi is widely expected to win. El-Sissi led the military when it ousted Morsi last July, after days of mass street protests against his rule.

Egypt’s military-backed authorities have cracked down heavily on Morsi’s supporters. The campaign has seen more than 16,000 people jailed and facing trial, including the former president and leading members of his Muslim Brotherhood group.

Hundreds have been killed during violent dispersals of pro-Brotherhood protests while militant groups have stepped up attacks across Egypt against the police and military. Authorities have defended the crackdown, accusing the Brotherhood of advocating violence and seeking to destabilize the country, a charge the group denies.

On Friday, three Islamist protesters were killed in clashes with armed local residents during pro-Morsi rallies in Cairo and the oasis town of Fayoum, southwest of the Egyptian capital.

Authorities are expected to

deploy an estimated 400,000 policemen and soldiers during the voting Monday and Tuesday to prevent outbreaks of violence.

Islamist students have been at the forefront of near-daily rallies denouncing Morsi’s ouster. The AlAzhar University campus in Cairo has seen some of the worst violence when rallies descended into clashes with police. Several students were killed, many were suspended for taking part in the protests and exams were interrupted several times.

In Saturday’s ruling, 19 Al-Azhar students were sentenced to five years in prison each. One defendant got three years while another was acquitted, a judicial official said. The 19 were also fined $2,860 each for property damages, said the official, speaking on condition of anonymity because he wasn’t authorized to talk to media.

The crackdown has recently expanded to include non-Islamist government critics, who were among the most prominent icons of the country’s 2011 uprising against longtime autocrat Hosni Mubarak, and who also opposed Morsi.

The government has used a protest law passed last year that bans rallies without prior police permission, imposing heavy sentences and fine on violators.

On Saturday, hundreds marched through downtown Cairo chanting against elSissi and the military, and demanding the protest law be scrapped.

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Around the World Thai coup leaders order academics, journalists to report to authorities BANGKOK — In a chilling move apparently aimed at neutralizing critics and potential opposition, Thailand’s new army junta ordered dozens of outspoken activists, academics and journalists to surrender themselves to military authorities.

The junta, which is already holding most of the government it ousted in a coup Thursday in secret locations against their will, said it would keep former Prime Minister Yingluck Shinawatra and others in custody for up to a week to give them “time to think” and keep the country calm. Two days after the army seized power in the nation’s first coup in eight years, it also faced scattered protests that came amid growing concern over the junta’s intentions. Also Saturday, the military dissolved the Senate — the last functioning democratic institution left, and absorbed its legislative powers.

“Military rule has thrown Thailand’s rights situation into a free fall,” said Brad Adams, Asia director at Human Rights Watch.

Militants attack Somali parliament building MOGADISHU, Somalia — Militants in Mogadishu on Saturday carried out a multi-pronged, complex attack against the country’s parliament building involving a car bomb, suicide bomber and gunmen on foot, police said.

Frightened members of parliament blamed the military for failing to prevent the attack, but other politicians praised the army for limiting the attack’s damages.

At least seven people were killed, including six attackers and one soldier who tried to stopped a suicide bomber from entering the building, said police Capt. Mohamed Hussein.

Other officials later indicated that more people died in the assault but gave no figures. Many members of parliament were inside the building as the attack unfolded, and they made a mad scramble to flee. Two were wounded by gunfire, said legislator Mohamed Ali.

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AMMAN, Jordan — Pope Francis denounced arms dealers and appealed Saturday for an urgent end to the Syrian civil war as he began his three-day trip to the Middle East with an emotional meeting with refugees from Syria and Iraq who have fled to Jordan.

Francis deviated from his prepared remarks to make a strong plea for peace during his first day in Jordan, praying for God to “convert those who seek war, those who make and sell weapons!”

“We all want peace, but looking at the tragedy of war, looking at the wounded, seeing so many people who left their homeland who were forced to go away, I ask, ‘Who sells weapons to these people to make war?’” he asked.

“This is the root of evil, the hatred, the love of money.”

His tough words echoed the diatribe he delivered a few weeks ago against mobsters in Italy, denouncing their activities and praying that they turn away from evil to embrace a more dignified life. The appeal during a meeting with war refugees came just moments after the pontiff bent down at the Jordan River, where some believe was the site of Jesus’ baptism, and touched the waters.

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US expresses fears of Thai coup WASHINGTON — The Pentagon has canceled ongoing military exercises with Thailand and an upcoming visit by a top Navy official as a result of the military coup in the Southeast Asian country.

“While we have enjoyed a long and productive militaryto-military relationship with Thailand, our own democratic principles and U.S. law require us to reconsider U.S. military assistance and engagements,” Pentagon press secretary Rear Adm. John Kirby said Saturday.

About 700 U.S. troops were participating in the annual naval exercises, which include sailors, marines, ships and aircraft.

Kirby said the Pentagon was canceling the June visit of U.S. Pacific Fleet Commander Admiral Harry Harris to Thailand and is withdrawing the invitation to the commander general of the Royal Thai Armed Forces to visit U.S. Pacific Command in June.

The U.S. urged Thailand’s armed forces “to act in the best interests of their fellow citizens by ending this coup and re-

storing the rule of law and the freedoms assured those citizens through democratic principles,” Kirby said.

The State Department said it scrubbed a U.S.-sponsored firearms training program in Thailand for the Royal Thai Police that was to begin Monday. Also canceled was a U.S.-sponsored study trip to the United States, scheduled for June, for some Royal Thai Police officers. The agenda included visits to FBI facilities and meetings with U.S. law enforcement officials.

On Saturday, a State Depart-

ment official said the U.S. was increasingly concerned about actions of the Thailand military in the days since the coup.

“It has dissolved the Senate, detained a number of people, called in some academics and journalists, and continued to restrict the press,” deputy spokeswoman Marie Harf said in a statement. “We again call on the military to release those detained for political reasons, end restrictions on the media, and move to restore civilian rule and democracy through elections.”

— Associated Press

Three killed in Brussels shooting lying at the entrance of the museum, located in the swanky Sablon neighborhood.

Reynders added that “you cannot help to think that when we see a Jewish museum, you think of an anti-Semitic act. But the investigation will have to show the causes.”

Interior Minister Joelle Milquet told reporters that the shooter apparently parked a car outside before entering the Jewish Museum. She added the gunman “apparently fired rather quickly, went outside and left.”

The three dead were two women and a man, and they were hit by bullets in the throat and face, said Ine Van Wymersch, spokeswoman for

the prosecutor’s office. No further details were given.

Van Wymersch said one suspect was detained after he drove away from the museum around the time of the attack. A second person suspected of being implicated apparently walked away from the scene.

Milquet said anti-terror measures were immediately heightened. “We decided to apply to a maximum level of protection to Jewish sites,” she said.

Prime Minister Elio Di Rupo expressed support for the Jewish community.

“All Belgians are united,” he said.

European Jewish Congress President Moshe Kantor said

that, even though it has yet to be established whether the attack was anti-Semitic, “we are acutely aware of the permanent threat to Jewish targets in Belgium and across the whole of Europe.”

“European government must send out a clear message of zero tolerance toward any manifestation of anti-Semitism,” Kantor said in a statement.

The mid-afternoon attack occurred in the fashionable Sablon area, which was hosting a threeday jazz festival and is usually clogged with tourists and shoppers on weekends. It consists of some cobblestoned streets with numerous antique shops, trendy cafes and museums, including the Jewish Museum.

morrow end up in NATO?” Putin said. “We hear only one answer, as if on a record: Every Continued from page A-10 nation has a right to determine on its own the security system in which it wants to live, and terests.

Russia fears the new West- that doesn’t concern you,” he ern-leaning government in said.

Kiev would try to take Ukraine, a former Soviet republic, into the U.S.-dominated Atlantic Alliance. When Russia annexed Crimea in March, Putin said the decision was driven in part by the need to prevent NATO ships from ever being based on the Black Sea peninsula.

“Where is the guarantee that, after the forceful change of power, Ukraine will not to-

“If the main bonus (of relations) Russia gets is to sit in the room and listen to what other people are saying, then that is not a role Russia can agree to,” Putin said. “We always take into account the interests of our partners ... but there are some

lines that cannot be crossed, and Ukraine and Crimea was that line.”

As an indication of how badly Putin’s relations with the West have fallen in some quarters, he was asked about Prince Charles’ reported comment in

JOHN-THOR DAHLBURG Associated Press

BRUSSELS (AP) — Three people were killed and one seriously injured in a spree of gunfire at the Jewish Museum in Brussels on Saturday, officials said. Police detained one suspect who was at the scene and are looking for a second.

The attack, which came on the eve of national and European Parliament elections, led officials to immediately raise anti-terror measures.

Belgian Foreign Minister Didier Reynders, who was in the vicinity, said the scene “was terrible and left me shocked” as he saw two of the three dead

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The following dismissals were recently handed down in District Court in Kenai: n Charges of one count of violating condition of release and one count of false information or report against Rene L. Baker, 25, of Sterling, were dismissed.

Date of the charges was March 12. n A charge of driving while license cancelled, suspended, revoked or limited against Jesus Carrasco, 22, of Soldotna, was dismissed. Date of the charge was April 10. n A charge against Jacob M. Cole, 27, address unknown, of fourth-degree assault was dismissed. Date of the charge was Oct. 27. n A charge of violating a protective order against Dennis P. Niblack, 58, of Kenai, was dismissed. Date of the charge was Aug. 10. n Charges of two counts of fifth-degree misconduct involving weapons against Lauren Alana Snelling, 27, of Anchorage, were dismissed. Date of the charges was March 16. n A charge of violating a protective order against Ezekiel J. Daman, 23, of Kasilof, was dismissed. Date of the charge was Oct. 28. n A charge of no motor vehicle liability insurance against Heather S. Farrell, 23, of Kenai, was dismissed. Date of the

Court reports charge was March. 27. n A charge against John Daniel Love, 26, of Kenai, of fourth-degree assault – reckless injury, was dismissed. Date of the charge was Feb. 3. n A charge of no motor vehicle liability insurance against Jeffery D. Melvin, 21, of Soldotna, was dismissed. Date of the charge was March 3. n A charge of sixth-degree misconduct involving a controlled substance against Shaun R. Nichols, 46, of Soldotna, was dismissed. Date of the charge was March 1.

The following judgments were recently handed down in District Court in Kenai: n Rene L. Baker, 25, of Sterling, pleaded guilty to third-degree theft, committed July 26.

She was sentenced to 90 days in jail with 80 days suspended, fined a $50 court surcharge and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, ordered to pay restitution, ordered to have no contact with Fred Meyer store, forfeited items seized and placed on probation for three years.

All other charges in this case were dismissed. n Matthew D. Bourque, 32, of Anchorage, pleaded guilty to driving under the influence,

committed July 26. He was sentenced to 200 days in jail with 180 days suspended, fined $4,000 with $1,000 suspended, a $75 court surcharge, $1,467 cost of imprisonment and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, ordered to complete Alcohol Safety Action Program treatment, had his license revoked for one year, ordered ignition interlock for 12 months and placed on probation for three years. All other charges in this case were dismissed. n Jesus Joe Carrasco, 22, of Soldotna, pleaded guilty to driving under the influence, committed Nov. 12. He was sentenced to 90 days in jail with 87 days suspended, fined $3,000 with $1,500 suspended, a $75 court surcharge, $330 cost of imprisonment and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, ordered to complete Alcohol Safety Action Program treatment, had his license revoked for 90 days, ordered ignition interlock for six months and placed on probation for one year. n In a corrected judgment, Tanner Scott Comoza, 26, of Sterling, who pleaded no contest to driving while license revoked, was sentenced to 90 days in jail with 80 days suspended, may perform 80 hours of community work service in lieu of jail time, was fined a $50 court surcharge and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 sus-

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pended, had his license revoked for 90 days and was placed on probation for one year. All other charges in this case were dismissed. n Krystopher G. Dalton, 21, of Sterling, pleaded guilty to no motor vehicle liability insurance, committed March 21. He was fined $500 and a $50 court surcharge and placed on probation for one year. All other charges in this case were dismissed. n Laurie Ann Ely, 52, of Soldotna, pleaded guilty to driving under the influence, committed April 19. She was sentenced to 180 days in jail with 177 days suspended, fined $2,000 with $500 suspended, a $75 court surcharge, $330 cost of imprisonment and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, ordered to complete Alcohol Safety Action Program treatment, had her license revoked for 90 days, ordered ignition interlock for six months and placed on probation for two years. All other charges in this case were dismissed. n Catherine Marie Falk, 28, of Kenai, pleaded guilty to licensee furnishing/delivering alcohol to a minor, committed March 22.

She was sentenced to five days in jail, may perform 40 hours of community work service in lieu of jail time, was fined $500 with $250 suspended and a $50 court surcharge and placed on probation for one year.

n Joyce Marie Flotre, 68, of Sterling, pleaded guilty to licensee furnishing/delivering alcohol to a minor, committed March 22. She was sentenced to 60 days in jail with 55 days suspended, may perform 40 hours of community work service in lieu of jail time, was fined $500 with $250 suspended and a $50 court surcharge and placed on probation for one year. n Steven Michael Grundberg, 27, of Kenai, pleaded guilty to one count of driving under the influence and one count of driving while license cancelled, suspended, revoked or limited, committed April 6. On count one, he was sentenced to 160 days in jail with 140 days suspended, fined $4,000 with $1,000 suspended, a $75 court surcharge, $1,467 cost of imprisonment and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, ordered to complete Alcohol Safety Action Program treatment, had his license revoked for one year, ordered ignition interlock for 12 months and placed on probation for three years. On count two, he was sentenced to 20 days in jail with 10 days suspended, may perform 80 hours of community work service in lieu of jail time, was fined a $50 court surcharge, had his license revoked for 90 days and placed on probation for three years. All other charges in this case were dismissed. n Mark N. Hanes, 46, of Ster-

ling, pleaded guilty to driving while license cancelled, suspended or revoked, committed Nov. 23. He was sentenced to 90 days in jail with 80 days suspended, fined a $50 court surcharge and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, had his license revoked for 90 days and placed on probation for three years. n A jury found Brian Lee Hiler, 31, of Sterling, guilty of violating a protective order, committed Aug. 8. He was sentenced to 60 days in jail with 55 days suspended, may perform 40 hours of community work service in lieu of jail time, was fined a $50 court surcharge, ordered to follow all provisions of any protective order and was placed on probation for one year. n William Matthew Karron, 30, of Kenai, pleaded guilty to driving under the influence, committed April 18. He was sentenced to 180 days in jail with 160 days suspended, fined $4,000 with $1,000 suspended, a $75 court surcharge, $1,467 cost of imprisonment and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, ordered to complete Alcohol Safety Action Program treatment, had his license revoked for one year, ordered ignition interlock for 12 months, ordered not to possess or consume alcohol for three years and placed on probation for three years.

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n Matthew M. Knight, 25, of Kenai, pleaded guilty to driving under the influence, committed Jan. 5. He was sentenced to 90 days in jail with 87 days suspended, fined $3,000 with $1,500 suspended, a $75 court surcharge, $330 cost of imprisonment and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, ordered to complete Alcohol Safety Action Program treatment, had his license revoked for 90 days, ordered ignition interlock for six months and placed on probation for one year. n Pamela E. Lowry, 54, of Sterling, pleaded guilty to an amended charge of third-degree theft, committed Dec. 20. She was sentenced to 180 days in jail with 150 days suspended, fined a $50 court surcharge and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, ordered to pay restitution, ordered not to return to Fred Meyer store and placed on probation for three years. n Patrick Wayne McNamara, 39, of Kenai, pleaded guilty to one count of an amended charge of fourth-degree criminal mischief and one count of fourth-degree assault, committed Dec. 20. On count one, he was sentenced to 180 days in jail with 150 days suspended

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(time served), fined a $50 court surcharge and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, ordered to complete Alcohol Safety Action Program treatment, forfeited items seized, ordered pay restitution, ordered to continue in relationship counseling, ordered not to consume alcohol and placed on probation for three years. On count two, he was sentenced to 180 days in jail with 120 days suspended (time served), fined a $50 court surcharge, forfeited items seized, ordered not to consume alcohol and placed on probation for three years. All other charges in this case were dismissed. n Nicholis Clark Sloan, 28, of Soldotna, pleaded guilty to driving while license cancelled, suspended, revoked or limited, committed April 19. He was sentenced to 90 days in jail with 80 days suspended, fined a $50 court surcharge and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, had his license revoked for 90 days and placed on probation for two years. All other charges in this case were dismissed. nAnamilokAurora Spickard, 28, of Nikiski, pleaded guilty to licensee selling alcohol to a minor, committed March 21. She was fined $500 and a $50 court surcharge. n Julia Dawn Strouf, 22, of Kenai, pleaded guilty to driv-

ing while license cancelled, suspended, revoked or limited, committed April 17. She was sentenced to 20 days in jail with 10 days suspended, fined a $50 court surcharge and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, had her license revoked for 90 days and placed on probation for two years. n Colleen G. Stuller, 55, address unknown, pleaded guilty to driving while license revoked, committed Oct. 21, 2012. She was sentenced to 20 days in jail with 10 days suspended, may perform 80 hours of community work service in lieu of jail time, was fined a $50 court surcharge and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, had her license revoked for 90 days and was placed on probation for one year. n Dylan C. Watkins, 19, of Soldotna, pleaded guilty to a reduced charge of first-degree criminal trespass, committed Feb. 26. He was sentenced to 200 days in jail with 190 days suspended, fined a $50 court surcharge and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, ordered to pay restitution, ordered to stay off the premises of a Soldotna address, ordered to have no contact with two specifically named individuals and placed on probation for two years. All other charges in this case were dismissed. n Melissa R. Montague, 32,

of Soldotna, pleaded guilty to one count of an amended charge of fourth-degree misconduct involving a controlled substance and one count of third-degree theft, committed Oct. 17. On the count of fourth-degree misconduct involving a controlled substance, she was sentenced to 180 days in jail with 170 days suspended, fined a $50 court surcharge and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, ordered to complete Alcohol Safety Action Program treatment, ordered to possess no controlled substances without a valid prescription and in original container, forfeited items seized and placed on probation for three years. On the count of third-degree theft, she was sentenced to 60 day in jail with 55 days suspended, may perform 40 hours of community work service in lieu of jail time, was fined a $50 court surcharge, ordered to pay restitution, ordered to have no contact with Fred Meyer store and placed on probation for three years. All other charges in this case were dismissed. n Sidney E. Morris, 49, of Kenai, pleaded guilty to thirddegree theft, committed April 1. He was sentenced to 60 days in jail with 55 days suspended, fined a $50 court surcharge and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, ordered to have no contact with Soldotna Safeway,

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ordered to pay restitution and placed on probation for two years. n Jeffrey L. Newell, 47, of Kenai, pleaded guilty to second-degree unlawful contact, committed Jan. 16. He was sentenced to 90 days in jail with 30 days suspended, fined a $50 court surcharge and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, ordered to have no contact with victim, may have a one-time civil assist to retrieve undisputed personal items and was placed on probation for one year. All other charges in this case were dismissed. n Kenneth L. Opel, 56, of Sterling, pleaded guilty to fourth-degree misconduct involving a controlled substance and one count of driving under the influence, committed Sept.

7. On count one, he was sentenced to 320 days in jail with 310 days suspended, fined a $50 court surcharge, ordered to complete Alcohol Safety Action program treatment, forfeited items seized and placed on probation for three years. On count two, he was sentenced to 90 days in jail with 87 days suspended, fined $2,000 with $500 suspended, a $75 court surcharge, $330 cost of imprisonment and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, ordered to complete Alcohol Safety Action Program treatment, had his license revoked for 90 days and

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placed on probation for three years. n Johnathon J. Pelletier, 20, of Kasilof, pleaded guilty to fourth-degree criminal mischief, a domestic violence offense, committed April 9. He was sentenced do 90 days in jail with 85 days suspended, fined a $50 court surcharge and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, ordered to complete Alcohol Safety Action Program treatment, ordered to pay restitution, ordered to obtain a mental health evaluation and follow recommended treatment, ordered not to reside at a specific residence and was placed on probation for two years. All other charges in this case were dismissed. n John H. Kelgard, 43, of Soldotna, pleaded guilty to failure to register as a second-degree sex offender, committed Jan. 5. He was sentenced to 90 days in jail with 55 days suspended, fined a $50 court surcharge and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended and placed on probation for one year. n Sheila Ann Kilgore, 58, of Soldotna, pleaded guilty to licensee furnishing/delivering alcohol to a minor, committed March 22. Imposition of sentence was suspended and she was placed on probation for one year, fined a $50 court surcharge and ordered to perform 40 hours of community work service.

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Stars regain crown Kenai girls, Homer boys also earn state berths

By JEREMIAH BARTZ Frontiersman.com

Photo by Jeremiah Bartz/Frontiersman

Kenai sophomore Kylie Morse heads the ball as she collides with Soldotna sophomore Alyssa Wolfe during the Northern Lights Conference girls title game Saturday at Wasilla High School. Soldotna won the match 5-0.

WASILLA — When the Soldotna Stars capped the regular season with a match against chief rival Kenai Central, the Stars left the field with a tough 1-0 win over the Kardinals.

Saturday, as Soldotna entered another match with Kenai, this time in the conference title bout, the Stars knew things needed to go a little differently.

Sparked by an early score, Soldotna posted a 5-0 win over Kenai in the Northern Lights Conference girls championship game at Wasilla High School’s Veterans Memorial Field.

“It was huge,” Soldotna head coach Jimmy Love said of the early score.

“That’s what we told them. I think if we get a couple of quick goals, I think it’s going to set the tone from that point. And we did. We got a couple of quick goals, possessed and just played kind of our style.”

Alyssa Wolfe scored twice, and Kylee Wolfe, Reagan Schoessler and Delaney Love also found the back of the net to help Soldotna to win its

fourth NLC title in five years.

More than individual play, Love said, it was Soldotna’s ability to perform as a squad that allowed the Stars to have success.

“As the weekend progressed, we came together as a unit, as a team,” Love said. “Back to front, front to back, they all did their job.”

That unit allowed Soldotna to cruise through the three-day tournament, beating three opponents by a combined score of 16-0. SoHi opened with a 3-0 win over Palmer and bested Homer 8-0, before capping the weekend with the five-goal win over Kenai.

Alyssa Wolfe gave Soldotna its first lead during the fifth minute. Set up by a Kylee Wolfe corner kick from the left side, Alyssa Wolfe found a loose ball in front of the net, and knocked it in for a score.

During the 18th minute, Kylee Wolfe scored a highlight reel worthy goal to push Soldotna’s lead to a pair. Kelci Benson sent a cross from the right side. Kyle Wolfe came flying into the box, and one-timed the ball while still in the air, and sent a laser

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Five minutes later, Kylee and Alyssa Wolfe combined for another goal to give Soldotna the 3-0 lead. Kylee Wolfe centered a pass from the left side, and Alyssa Wolfe chipped in the ball for her second goal of the game.

Late in the first half, Schoessler got the best of a scramble in front of the Kenai net, and proved Soldotna’s fourth goal of the half.

During the 69th minute, Delaney Love launched a ball from outside the right end of the box, and tucked it into the far corner, right underneath the crossbar.

Wasilla girls 5, Homer 2 WASILLA — Last season the Wasilla Warriors managed only a pair of wins. This year, Wasilla’s headed to the state tournament.

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Ostrander sets records in 1,600, 3,200

By JOEY KLECKA Peninsula Clarion

The 3,200-meter race that Kenai Central’s Allie Ostrander ran on Friday at Dimond High was not unusual for the 5-foot1 junior. In fact, it didn’t even break her personal best.

But one thing it did count for, finally, was a new Alaska state record for high school girls.

With a time of 10 minutes, 13.87 seconds, Ostrander broke a 28-year-old mark that everyone could see coming from two miles away (pun intended).

M “To me it seems like any K other race,” Ostrander said. “I guess it hasn’t really sunk in. I think it’ll hit me when I see it on paper.”

Ostrander’s 3,200 performance wasn’t the only feat she accomplished on the weekend.

On Saturday, she also set a new state best in the 1,600 meters, shattering that mark with a time of 4:49.47, bettering the 2003 record of 4:55.89 by West’s Kris Smith.

When it was all said and done, the Kenai Central junior had swept all three distance races en route to being named the Outstanding Athlete of the Meet award for 4A girls.

Once she crossed the finish line in Friday’s 3,200, Ostrander erased a mark that had stood since before she was born. It was 1986 when Kodiak’s Kristi Klinnert set the standard that has held up under the Randall, Goldstein and Francis regimes.

Ostrander has never met Klinnert (now Klinnert-Waythomas), and she does not know a lot about her besides her longstanding record.

“I just know she had the re-

cord,” Ostrander said. “She was from Kodiak, so it’s not surprising she had that.”

Ostrander’s distance coach, Levi Sutton, and parents, Teri and Paul, were yelling her splits as she zoomed by each lap, and Ostrander credited Sutton for planning the right workouts and tapering days that set up a fast run Friday.

“Afterwards he’ll be like, that was a workout that Stanford (University) runs, and we’re like, oh yeah we did that,” Ostrander said.

Sutton said he was pleased with the consistency of Ostrander’s lap times, although the second and third laps could have been even quicker.

“She just told me now that she is kind of beating herself up because she knows her second and third laps could’ve been quicker,” Sutton said. “But overall, she ran smooth and smart, and I’m just proud she came in first and broke the record.

“All her teammates are supporting her and it’s really cool.”

Ostrander finished her opening lap at 1:16, then followed that up with laps of 1:16, 1:16, 1:18, 1:17, 1:18, 1:16 and finished with a bell lap of 1:14.

Ostrander passed the halfway marker at 5:08 for one mile completed.

“That was just bad pacing on my part, I settled in a little too much,” she said. “It’s something to work on for next time.”

Ostrander had to deal with Eagle River senior Kaitlyn Maker for the first two laps.

Maker hung right on Ostrander’s right shoulder at the start, but after 800 meters, Ostrander dropped Maker and pulled away

Photo by Joey Klecka/Peninsula Clarion

Kenai Central’s Allie Ostrander crosses the finish line to win the 4A girls 3,200 meters at the Alaska state track and field championships at Dimond High in Anchorage on Friday. Her father, Paul Ostrander (in orange shirt), was on the sideline giving split times.

to a comfortable lead. Maker ultimately wound up third, behind runner-up Maddie Hall from Thunder Mountain.

“It was really nice to have

her there, someone pushing me a little bit for the first two laps,” Ostrander said.

On Thursday evening, Ostrander said her team was cre-

ating decorative shirts with going for a record. humorous nicknames for the “It helped take my mind boys team, and the chilled at- off tomorrow,” she said. “This mosphere helped ease her mind morning was just a lot of getand forget about the pressure of See TRACK, page B-4

Becher pitchers Soldotna baseball past Palmer

By JEFF HELMINIAK Peninsula Clarion

Soldotna sophomore Joey Becher threw strikes — well, for the most part — and let his defense take care of the rest.

Becher pitched the Stars to a 4-1 win over Palmer on Friday in Northern Lights Conference play at the Soldotna Little League fields.

The Stars improved to 2-7 overall and in the league with the victory, while Palmer dropped to 2-8 and 1-8.

Becher gave up just two hits and an unearned run while striking out eight and walking four.

It was a big improvement over his other start of the season.

“I didn’t throw very well at all,” he said of the contest against Kodiak. “I couldn’t find the strike zone. I think I lasted three innings.”

Becher started the game with two strikeouts, but then walked the bases loaded before punching out Daniel Jackson to get out of a jam.

SoHi then gave Becher a cushion in the first. Kenny Griffin reached on an error, then Justice Miller doubled and

Max Conradi singled to score Griffin and Miller. Conradi scored when Klayton Justice reached on an error, then Calvin Hills singled in Justice.

Just one run in the inning was earned.

“That’s been our mantra for the season. We like to give up runs,” said Palmer coach Dave Combs, adding his team averages giving up more than 10 runs a game.

But after the first inning, Palmer starter Elias Stratton gave up just two hits and no runs the rest of the way. He gave up just five hits total, striking out eight and walking two.

“He made the adjustment to the umpire’s strike zone,” Combs said. “He can sometimes be stubborn about that.”

SoHi coach George Stein wasn’t happy with the offense after the first inning.

“I almost felt like the kids let down a little bit once they got the lead,” he said. “I think they lost focus at the plate.”

That left it to Becher and the defense to hold the lead. After Stratton scored an ugly unearned run in the third, SoHi proved up to the task.

In the fifth, second baseman Hills turned a double play. In the sixth inning, shortstop Terrance Slats got Adam Christiansen with a nice, diving play.

“The defense was great back there,” Becher said. “I think this was the best game of the year.”

In the seventh, Austin Reeder and Keegan Larson reached base to start the inning, but Cody Grogan flew to left and Reeder was doubled off of second. When the Moose would later load the bases and fail to score, that play would prove pivotal.

“We just have a young team,” Combs said. “We only have one senior.”

But Combs sees potential in that youth. Freshman Cody Grogan had a double for Palmer’s lone extra base hit, and Combs said Grogan had the best approach at the plate for his team.

Stein also sees a lot of potential in Becher.

“He grew like 3 or 4 inches since last year,” Stein said. “When he learns how to use his whole body, he’s really going to be able to bring the heat.”

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Saturday’s game between Soldotna and Houston was canceled due to the smoke.

Houston 13, Kenai 5 A slow start cost the host Kardinals on Friday at senior night in Northern Lights Conference play.

Kenai fell into a 7-2 hole after the first two innings. Coach John Kennedy said all of the runner that scored reached on walks or because they were hit by pitches.

Tim Zoda pitched the first third of an inning, giving up three runs, while Sam Combs pitched an inning and gave up four runs.

Miles Jones then came in and settled things down a bit, going 2 2-3 innings while giving up two unearned runs on two hits.

Kennedy said things started to turn around when he went to the mound in the third.

“It was senior night and I don’t know if that contributed to the lack-

luster play in the beginning,” he said.

“I called them all to the mound and chewed on them a little bit.

“I told them, ‘This is kind of ridiculous. We’re not communicating and doing what we need to do to make things happen out here.”

After Jones, Zack Selinger pitched two innings and gave up four runs on five hits, while Nate O’Lena pitched a final scoreless inning.

On offense, Paul Steffensen was 1 for 3 with a run, Dallas Pierren was 2 for 3 with two runs and a double, Jones was 1 for 3 with a run, Connor Jones was 2 for 4 with three RBIs, Nate O’Lena was 1 for 4 with a run, Ellery Steffensen had a triple and Gabe Boyle was 1 for 2.

Kennedy said he was happy he was able to get all the seniors into the game. The seniors are Isaac Mese, Justin Burdick, Pierren, Miles Jones, Cory Stewart, Boyle, Brad Hamilton and Dustin Everitt.

The Saturday game against Palmer was canceled due to smoke and will not be made up.

The Kardinals host Homer on Monday at 3 p.m.

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Heat take down Pacers TIM REYNOLDS AP Basketball Writer

MIAMI — Down by 15 early, the Miami Heat could have hit the panic button.

Instead, they found a way to move within two wins of another trip to the NBA Finals.

LeBron James scored 26 points, Dwyane Wade added 23 and the Heat shook off a horrid start to beat the Indiana Pacers 99-87 on Saturday night in Game 3 of the Eastern Conference finals, taking a 2-1 lead and breaking a back-and-forth trend in the rivalry. The teams had alternated wins and losses in 13 straight meetings — until now.

Miami trailed 37-22 before outscoring Indiana 77-50 the rest of the way.

“A lot of our situations that we’ve been through where we’ve struggled have been against this team,” Heat coach Erik Spoelstra said. “That’s what they do to you. They’re very good. It’s a function of their defense.

“But we had no choice but

try to re-gather.”

That they did.

And then some.

Ray Allen added all 16 points in the second half to lead a late-game charge for the Heat, who will host Game 4 on Monday night. And it was the second time this season the Heat rallied from 15 points down to beat the Pacers in Miami — it also happened on Dec. 18.

“Tough loss for our guys,” Pacers coach Frank Vogel said.

“Thought we competed pretty well, came out of the gates really strong, got off to a good start and then didn’t manage our foul trouble well and didn’t manage picking up their defensive intensity well.”

It’s the third straight series where the Pacers have faced a deficit.

“A ton,” Vogel said when asked how much resiliency the Pacers have left. “It’s very early in the series.”

Paul George scored 17 points for Indiana, shooting 5 for 13 in his return after being concussed late in Game 2. Roy Hibbert had 16 points and David West

added 13 for the Pacers, who never trailed until early in the third quarter.

Miami started the game 2 for 10 from the floor. The Heat then made 21 of their next 31 shots, including eight straight in the third that gave the two-time defending NBA champions their first lead.

James’ dunk with 7:36 remaining in the third put Miami up 52-51. That was the first of nine lead changes in the quarter, before the Heat did what Spoelstra implored his team to do in a pregame locker room address.

“Impose our identity,” Spoelstra said.

Eventually, the message reached the Heat, and their two best players led the way.

James’ 3-pointer with 1:21 left in the third put Miami up 67-63, then its biggest lead of the night. Wade subbed in for James with 5.7 seconds left because the four-time MVP was dealing with what appeared to be a hamstring cramp and connected on a 3-pointer with 1.4 ticks remaining for a 74-67 lead going into the fourth.

Kings take 2-1 lead on Blackhawks GREG BEACHAM AP Sports Writer

LOS ANGELES — Tyler Toffoli and Tanner Pearson are among the few Los Angeles Kings who don’t have a Stanley Cup ring from two years ago.

Jeff Carter is grateful the youngsters are carrying him along on their own Cup chase after their line came up with another monster game against the Chicago Blackhawks.

Carter had a goal and two assists, Toffoli scored the tiebreaking goal late in the second period, and the Kings beat Chicago 4-3 on Saturday night to take a 2-1 lead in the Western Conference finals.

Drew Doughty had a third-period goal and an assist, and Jonathan Quick made 24 saves as the Kings returned to Staples Center with an impressive two-way effort against the defending Stanley Cup champions.

“I’m having so much fun with these guys,” said Toffoli, who has scored a goal in every game of the conference finals. “Getting to play with a guy like Carter is a great opportunity, and (Pearson) and me are trying to live up to him.”

Game 4 is Monday night at Staples Center.

Three days after Carter had four points in the third period of Game 2, Los Angeles got another

dominant effort from the line centered by the veteran goal-scorer.

In a 6:11 span of the second period of Game 3, Carter scored the tying goal off Pearson’s pass before setting up the go-ahead score by Toffoli, who has a goal in every game of the conference finals.

“They have a lot of chemistry from playing together” in the minors, Carter said. “They use their speed and their skill to create opportunities, and they kind of drag me along with them, so it’s fun.”

Toffoli and Pearson still hadn’t cracked Los Angeles’ lineup in 2012 when the eighth-seeded Kings won the title. Toffoli became a regular for last season’s run to the conference finals, while Pearson made his NHL debut in a playoff game last spring.

They’ve both become key components of the Kings’ four-line offensive attack. Slava Voynov also scored an early power-play goal as the Kings moved halfway to their second Stanley Cup final in three years.

Captain Jonathan Toews scored twice in the first period for the Blackhawks, but they didn’t score again until Patrick Sharp’s goal with 5 seconds left.

Corey Crawford stopped 28 shots for the Blackhawks, who have lost the first road game in 10 consecutive playoff series since 2010.

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Palmer softball holds off Soldotna Staff report

The Palmer softball team pushed a run across in the top of the seventh inning to top host Soldotna in nonconference action Friday.

The Stars led 2-1 after the first inning, but the Moose grabbed a 6-2 lead after two innings.

“It was just a couple of mistakes we made in the field, and they were hitting the ball where we weren’t,” SoHi head coach Kelli Knoebel said after falling to 5-6 overall.

SoHi came back to tie the game at 6 in the fourth inning.

“Honestly, it was a pitchers’ duel in the fifth, sixth and seventh,” Knoebel said.

“They were just able to get one run across in the seventh, and we didn’t.”

The coach said Serena Prior was once again excellent on the mound, with five strikeouts.

“She is pitching outstanding,” Knoebel said.

Amber McDonald was 3 for 4, while Prior was 2 for 4 and Allison Nelson had a

triple.

The Stars jump back into conference play Wednesday against Skyview at 4 p.m. at Guy and Judy Hayes Field.

Palmer vs. Kenai canceled The Palmer-Kenai softball game, which was scheduled for Saturday, was canceled due to smoky conditions.

Homer loses three of four in Kodiak The Homer softball team lost three of four in a trip to Kodiak on Friday and Saturday.

The Mariners were able to go 1-1 in Northern Lights Conference play, winning the first game 6-2 on Friday before dropping the first game Saturday, 13-9. Homer lost the nonconference game 12-8 on Friday and 9-8 on Saturday.

Kodiak is now 6-2 in the league and wraps up the top spot in the standings and a state berth.

The second state berth is still up for grabs. Homer is 4-2 in the league, while Sol-

dotna is 2-2 and Skyview is 2-3.

In the Friday conference game, McKi Needham finished 3 for 4 with two RBIs and also pitched a complete game, giving up five hits and an earned run. Maggie LaRue also was 2 for 4 with two runs and two RBIs. In the late Friday game, Larsen Fellows was 2 for 4 with three RBIs, while Riley Walls had two hits and two RBIs, and LaRue had three hits. But Kodiak was able to get to Pam Jantzi for 10 runs, just three earned, in 4 2-3 innings.

In the Saturday conference game, Homer led 9-3 after three innings, but Kodiak came back for the win.

LaRue, Fellows and Kayla Stafford had two hits. Needham took the loss on the mound, giving up 15 hits and 13 runs, 10 earned.

In the late Saturday game, Homer pounded out 11 hits but still lost 9-8. Stafford and Lauren Kuhns each had two hits, while Jantzi took the loss, giving up 11 hits and eight runs, six earned.

Skyview grad O’Guinn ends career in style Staff report

Ivy O’Guinn, a graduate of Skyview High School, finished third in the 1,500 meters Saturday at the 2014 NCAA Division II Outdoor Track and Field Championships in Allendale, Mich.

In her final meet, University of Alaska Anchorage’s O’Guinn posted her best finish at an

NCAA meet and also earned All-America status for the second time in the 1,500, the first time coming in 2012 after finishing seventh.

O’Guinn ran 4 minutes, 26.70 seconds, while Courtney Anderson of Cal State Stanislaus won at 4:23.33.

O’Guinn was one of five Seawolves to earn All-America honors at the meet.

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Kenai, Soldotna girls move to final

Kenai, Homer boys ushered into 3rd-place game by finalists Colony, Wasilla

By JEREMIAH BARTZ Frontiersman.com

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WASILLA — After playing in a tight match against Wasilla, a 1-0 win over the Warriors, late in the regular season, Kenai Central expected Friday’s rematch to come down to bounces.

And that’s exactly what happened.

Kenai capitalized on a pair of Wasilla turnovers and earned a 2-1 win over the Warriors during the Northern Lights Conference semifinals at Wasilla High’s Veterans Memorial Field.

“Wasilla’s a great squad with incredible talent. It was going to be one of those games where something had to happen. And it did,” longtime Kenai head coach Dan Verkuilen said after the match.

Abi Tuttle scored during the 12th minute and Cori Holmes found the back of the net during the 65th minute to help the Kardinals win the match, move into the NLC championship game and earn their first trip to the state tournament since 2012.

Verkuilen said overall team play is what stood out the most.

“I’m really proud of them for sticking together, and be willing to do whatever was needed whenever,” Verkuilen said. “A lot of kids played some unique positions. The sun was obviously a drainer. We knew if we trusted each other, kept fresh legs, we knew as a team, we could get those opportunities, those chances to do what we did.”

Wasilla head coach Patrick O’Neill said he also expected a close, tough contest.

“We made two mistakes, and they capitalized on both of them,” O’Neill said.

Alexa Starr scored Wasilla’s lone goal of the contest, ripping a shot high into the net during the 38th minute.

O’Neill said, considering the contrasting styles of play between the two teams, he’s proud of the way the Warriors continued to try to work within their system.

“We stuck to our guns. I’d rather lose playing the style we do, making an effort, attacking and playing as a team,” O’Neill said.

Soldotna girls 8, Homer 0 WASILLA — Kylee Wolfe scored four goals to lead Soldotna to an 8-0 rout of Homer on Friday afternoon during the NLC semifinals at Wasilla High.

With the win, Soldotna will face rival Kenai in the NLC title game and go to state for the sixth time in seven years.

Colony boys 3, Kenai 2 The Colony Knights have their sights set on winning the team’s 11th region title in program history. But Friday, the Kenai Kardinals were on the verge of knocking the Knights out of contention.

Colony needed a Kyle Bolam strike in extra time to slip past the upset-minded Kardinals 3-2 during the semifinal round.

“They came out ready to play,” Colony senior captain Ben Atkinson said of the Kardinals. “They definitely wanted it.”

Colony led 2-0 at halftime, but the Kardinals used a pair of TJ Wagoner goals to tie the game in the game in the second half. The Kardinals kept the game tied with the stellar play of goalkeeper Wren Norwood, and the defenders in front of him.

“They did a good job of capitalizing on chances when they had them, did a really good job of defending and they have a really quality keeper; probably one of the best in the state,” Atkinson said of the Kardinals.

Wagoner scored the first of his two goals in the 45th minute to cut Colony’s lead in half.

Evan Atchley recorded an assist on the play.

In the 70th minute, Wagoner scored again to tie the game.

Following a flurry of action in front of the Kenai net, the ball was pushed the other direction.

Wagoner broke loose and lifted a shot high into the net.

Longtime Colony head coach Jeremy Johnson said the Kards came out in the second half ready to stun is squad.

“They knocked us down.

They knocked us on our butt.

We made a defensive mistake.

They scored the goal, and they fed off that,” Johnson said.

Kenai head coach John Morton said Wagoner is the type of player capable of those matchchanging plays.

“TJ, he’s just so quick,” Morton said. “He can read the ball so well.”

While Wagoner capitalized on his opportunities, Norwood and the Kardinals defense prevented the Knights from capitalizing on anything in the second half of regulation.

“You can’t take anything away from their goalkeeper.

They blocked a lot of shots.

I’ll give their defense credit for that. But there were three or four great saves by their goalkeeper,” Johnson said.

Johnson noted specifically a Norwood save on a shot by Colony’s Ben Sande late in the first half. Johnson said he felt if Sande is able to score that goal and push the Knights’ lead to three, things could have been different.

But Norwood made the saves, and the effort continued in the second half.

In the final minutes of regulation, shortly after Kenai knotted the game at 2, at least five different Colony Knights had legitimate scoring chances. Harrison Menard ripped a shot on net, and Norwood tipped it over the crossbar. Sande cracked a shot, but it was blocked by a defender. Atkinson had a header off a corner kick that went right over the crossbar.

“We were definitely frustrated. We had a lot of chances we didn’t capitalize on,” Atkinson said.

The senior captain said the Knights tried to be fueled by that frustration.

“We were getting angry at ourselves,” Atkinson said. “We were getting fired up, getting hungry for goals after having so many chances on net.”

Colony finally found its goahead score in the 91st minute. Chaz Stephens set up the play with a long throw-in that went into the box. After a quick scramble, Bolam bounced the ball into the net with a header.

Photo by Jeremiah Bartz/Frontiersman

Kenai’s Chris Hamilton and Colony’s Ben Sande battle for possession during the second half of Colony’s 3-2 overtime win over the Kardinals in the Northern Lights Conference tournament May 23 at Wasilla High School.

Atkinson said he felt it was a good time to face some adversity.

“It’s really nice, especially with state coming up,” Atkinson said. “It lets the guys know what’s coming ahead.”

Johnson said he hopes this is the team’s wakeup call.

“This is their last chance to make a mistake. Every one from here on out is a big one.

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. . . Kick Continued from page B-1

Freshman Ally Hull netted a hat trick and junior Alexa Starr scored a pair of goals to lead Wasilla to a 5-2 win over Homer in the third-place match of the Northern Lights Conference Championships at Wasilla High School Saturday morning.

With the win, Wasilla claimed the NLC’s final berth to the state tournament, which starts Thursday in Anchorage.

The Warriors qualified for state for the first time since 2011, and found a way to erase their tough 2013 campaign in the process.

“It’s amazing,” Wasilla head coach Patrick O’Neill said of the program’s turnaround from 2013 to 2014. “That core group stuck with it. They took their lumps last year, but they came back.”

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ting mentally focused. It was all I was thinking about since I woke up.”

In Saturday’s 1,600, Ostrander started with a lap of 1:10, followed by two laps of 1:14, and ended with a bell lap of 1:11.

“I was feeling kind of energized from the PR,” Ostrander said after winning the 1,600. “It felt awesome, getting a PR and running a fast last lap and the crowd was really powering me through that last lap.”

After the race, Ostrander made her way down the front straightaway with an Alaska state flag, as the winner of every event did, and was greeted

by UAA distance ace Marko Cheseto. The two runners embraced in the moment and Ostrander then whisked away to prepare for her next event.

“That was awesome,” Ostrander said. “He almost said, let’s race down to the other end with the flag, but he was kidding.

“I was ready, I was good to go.”

Once the weekend is over, Ostrander will continue her track training, since she is preparing for the New Balance Outdoor Nationals in Chapel Hill, North Carolina, on June 15, where she is hoping to run a personal best in the 3,200.

“Her times keep us from being lazy,” joked Jonah Theisen, Allie’s distance running teammate.

Ostrander’s performance Friday was followed up by second- and third-place finishes from the brother duo of Jordan and Jonah Theisen in the 4A boys 3,200.

Jordan claimed second place with a time of 9:37.52, and Jonah nabbed third at 9:38.00.

Both of them smashed their personal records, as well as the previous Kenai boys school record (9:45 by Trevor Baldwin).

“I felt like we paced that just perfect,” Jordan said. “The first mile wasn’t too fast, so that the second mile we could have a little speed left.”

Both Theisens ran nearly identical races, as they jockeyed for second place with a host of competitors. Ahead of them, Kodiak junior Levi Thomet set sail from the opening gun and won handily with a time of 9:31.59.

Thomet distanced himself by nearly a full 100 meters in the second half of the race, but by the time he was coming down the final stretch, the Theisens had gobbled up about half that distance. “(Jonah) tried passing me,” quipped Jordan about what caused them to close in on Thomet. “I passed him, and he was trying to match it and it kept getting faster and faster.”

Saturday, the Theisens took second and third once again behind Thomet in the boys 1,600.

Jordan nipped his brother again with a time of 4:29.08, marginally quicker than the 4:29.39 that Jonah ran. Thomet won in 4:23.15.

Kenai was not the only Peninsula school to claim victories Friday. Nikiski senior Seth Carstens took gold in the Class 123A boys high jump, picking up three inches on his old personal best along the way.

Carstens won with a leap of 6 feet, 3 inches, which easily crushed the competition.

Carstens’ leap topped second place by a full seven inches.

‘As the weekend progressed, we came together as a unit, as a team. Back to front, front to back, they all did their job.’

— Jimmy Love, Soldotna soccer coach The Warriors program has been aided by an influx of young talent in each of the last two years. But O’Neill said attitude and embracing the team concept has been vital to the rebirth of the program.

“These girls have taken everything that (assistant coach Daisy Lofland) and I have asked them to do without a single complaint, without any argument whatsoever,” O’Neill said. “Now they’re seeing the fruits of their labor.”

O’Neill also praised his squad for rebounding from a tough 2-1 loss to Kenai in the

semifinals.

“It’s tough to ask the group to come back at 10 in the morning after such a disappointing loss,” O’Neill said. “We talked to them before the game. There are only a couple of teams that get to finish regions with a win.

We might as well be one of them.”

Hull struck first for Wasilla, knocking a ball in the net from about 18 yards out to give the Warriors the early 1-0 lead. After Homer tied the score at 1 with a penalty kick, Hull struck again.

The freshman powered her

“It was just focus, getting my head ready and not defeating myself,” Carstens said. “I told myself, it’s your senior year, sell out, so that’s what I did.”

Carstens said he was confident enough that he could jump to such a height, but getting through his mental block was the biggest challenge.

“It’s the greatest feeling ever,” Carstens said. “Knowing that I did as well as I could, and everything I did was for myself and my community.”

After being celebrated on the podium, Carstens ran across the infield into the waiting embrace of family and friends.

“I could hear every single one of them cheering,” he said.

“It made it all the more special.”

of the day — the 1,600-meter relay — the Homer girls pulled off the victory in a time of 4:15.04.

More amazing than that was the fact that the Mariners were able to slash over four seconds off the team best of the year.

“I don’t think it could’ve gone any better,” exclaimed senior Tayla Cabana.

The team of Ziza ShemetPitcher, Cabana, Crystal Crane and Aurora Waclawski held steady in third and fourth place for most of the race, but once Waclawski was handed the baton while running third, her trademark kick was the difference in winning and losing.

“We were all just super excited for it, and we had energy,” Shemet-Pitcher said. “It was just a good way to finish the season.”

Homer also finished second in the girls 800-meter relay and 3,200-meter relay, but the final relay win was the icing on the cake.

Waclawski managed to pull even with the Glennallen team on the backstretch of the final lap, then sprinted past with 150 meters to go to win.

Just earlier in the day, Waclawski had pulled off a surprise win for herself, going from fourth to the lead in the final lap of the 1-2-3A girls 800 to capture the win in 2:22.45 seconds, chopping nearly 2-1/2 seconds off her personal best.

“I have a strategy where I stay behind the entire race, and then just sprint the last 100 meters,” Waclawski said. “It seems to work pretty well.”

Finally, for the Skyview track and field team, an era came to an end Saturday. Rob Sparks has finally coached his last meet, and he said he felt content with it.

The final victory for the Panthers came in the boys 1-2-3A 800 meters, as senior Micah Hilbish fought to claim the win in 2:03.35.

On Friday, Hilbish was a part of the Skyview boys 3,200-meter relay that won in a time of 8:37.06.

Seward’s Tannen Berry swept the gold in the 1-2-3A boys hurdles, winning the 110-meter race with a time of 17.76 seconds, and going on to win the 300-meter event in 42.86.

Berry’s teammate, Laura Kromrey, won the girls 1-2-3A discus throw with a toss of 99 feet, 9 inches, just one inch off her record.

SATURDAY The first event on Saturday was the girls 3,200-meter relay, and the Soldotna girls nearly pulled off a record.

The 2004 standard of 9:35.21 set by West Valley came within feet of dropping to second in the books, but the squad that nearly pulled it off will be back next year to take vengeance.

“We got next year,” said sophomore Olivia Hutchings. “We’ll still be here.”

Hutchings was joined by sophomore Daisy Nelson and juniors Sadie Fox and Dani McCormick, who teamed up to claim the victory in 9:35.86, just .65 seconds off the decade-old mark.

“I just feel like if I had more people to push me, if the teams were closer, it would be better,” Fox said. “I felt like I ran a good leg, I felt fresh.”

Hutchings led off with a fast lap of 1:06 and closed her leg out in 1:14 before handing the baton off to Nelson. Nelson managed laps of 1:08 and 1:19, and Fox ran next with laps of 1:11 and 1:18.

“The first 200, it was all adrenaline, and over there (on the opposite side of the track) my coach was yelling, ‘More arms!’” Nelson said. “So I was just crazy with the arms, but I think I may have PR’ed with my split time, so it was all good.”

With the return of the smoke in the Anchorage bowl from the Funny River wildfire, it remains to be seen — and perhaps never will — as to whether the air quality kept SoHi from running a couple tenths of a second faster that would have sufficed for the state record.

“On the second lap I started to feel it,” McCormick said. “But I had a lot of adrenaline going through me.

“The record was going through my mind the entire time.”

McCormick took off for a blazing first lap of 1:04, and finished with 1:15, ending in an all-out sprint with all the effort she could muster. Since there was no outdoor timing clock for the audience to see, it was unclear whether or not the team had the record, but ultimately the news was revealed.

On the eastern end of the field, there was another Soldotna athlete trying for a championship. Senior Makayla Wong, who had led the state in the girls shot put for much of the season, ended up third in the event with a throw of 34 feet, 3-1/2 inches.

In the discus, however, she came up well short of her season best, but at least she had an excuse.

“Well I was dumb and I went wakeboarding on Wednesday, so my arms were sore,” Wong said.

“My form was way off.”

The silver lining was that Wong made up for Friday’s result with a bronze on Saturday.

“I wanted to come back and I wanted to at least medal, and I did,” Wong said.

Kenai freshman Abby Beck, on the other hand, did have a wonderful day in the 4A girls discus throw, claiming a second-place result with a personal-best toss of 110 feet, 11 inches.

In the final 1-2-3A girls event

ASAA state track and field meet Dimond High Friday’s finals Class 1-2-3A GIRLS 3,200 — 1. Briahna Gerlach, Glennallen, 11:14.02; 2. Taylee Nyquist, Thorne Bay, 11:25.93; 3. Molly Mitchell, Homer, 11:42.26; 4. Elizabeth Balsan, ACS, 12:11.82; 5.

Grace Walker, Petersburg, 12:28.64; 6.

Joshephine Braun, Seward, 12:58.98; 7.

Audrey Rosencrans, Homer, 13:02.98; 8.

Victoria Joslin, Delta, 13:08.81.

Discus — 1. Laura Kromrey, Seward, 99-09; 2. Amir Williams, ACS, 94-02; 3. Ashley Logan, Grace, 91-07; 4. Isa Ramil, Sitka, 8807; 5. Beth Hanson, Delta, 86-09; 6. Pekia Hueton, Su Valley, 84-07; 7. Hailey Olson, ACS, 78-03; 8. Madison Ealum, ACS, 7510.

High jump — 1. Lina Heinrichs, Hutchison, 4-10; 2. (tie) Dallas Dickerson, ACS, Ayla Lopez, Su Valley, 4-08; 4. Andi Clark, Monroe, 4-08; 5. Mesa Rohrer, Valdez, 4-06; 6.

Bernadette Hartley, Su Valley, 4-04; 7. Gabriella Cagle, Sitka, 4-04.

3,200 relay — 1. Glennallen 9:53.11; 2.

Homer 10:10.23; 3. Petersburg 10:59.43; 4.

Su Valley 11:13.14; 5. Seward 11:23.99; 6.

Delta 11:31.31; 7. Houston 11:37.11; 8. Skagway 11:42.61.

Triple jump — 1. Izabelle Ith, Petersburg, 34-02.5; 2. Kayla Rowe, Grace, 34-00; 3.

Annie VanderWeide, Grace, 32-08.5; 4.

Madison Orth, CIA, 32-06; 5. Sarah Lucas, Holy Rosary Academy, 31-07.5; 6. Kasia Adams, Yakutat, 31-05.75; 7. Hayley Ramsell, Skyview, 31-02.25; 8. Beth Hanson, Delta, 30-10.

BOYS 3,200 — 1. Kaleb Korta, Glennallen, 9:44.58; 2. Daniel Serventi, Grace, 9:59.07; 3. Zach Young, Grace, 10:10.07; 4. Keaton Evans, ACS, 10:11.72; 5. Pedro Ochoa, Homer, 10:24.67; 6. Ethan Goebel, Skagway, 10:37.02; 7. Austin Monzon, ACS, 10:40.06; 8. Daniel Tatarenko, Delta, 10:50.95.

Shot put — 1. Liam Juhl, Tri-Valley, 46-04; 2. Zach Taplin, CIA, 43-07.5; 3. Howie Hubbard, Seward, 43-06; 4. Luke Johnson, Nikiski, 40-10; 5. Brian Peters, ACS, 38-04; 6. Asa Quimby, Nikiski, 38-03.5; 7. Conor O’Kelley, Monroe, 36-08; 8. Adam O’Guinn, Soldotna, 36-06.

3200 relay — 1. Skyview 8:37.06; 2. Grace 8:39.43; 3. ACS 8:44.03; 4. Seward 9:05.71; 5. Sitka 9:18.40; 6. Monroe 9:28.87; 7. Skagway 9:40.14.

High jump — 1. Seth Carstens, Nikiski, 6-03; 2. (tie) Patrick Stanton, Valdez, Lucas Button, Monroe, 5-08; 4. Devin Light, Haines, 5-06; 5. Austin Monzon, ACS, 5-06; 6. Billy Ware, Petersburg, 5-04; 7. Kyle

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Late in the first half, Starr ripped a shot with her left foot from about 25 yards out, and tucked it underneath the crossbar to push Wasilla’s lead to 3-1.

Starr and Hull each added goals in the second half.

Wasilla boys 2, Colony 1 The Warriors knocked off the Knights for the conference title.

Homer boys 3, Kenai 0 The Mariners defeated the Kardinals in the third-place game to earn their first trip Photo by Jeremiah Bartz/Frontiersman to the state tournament since Soldotna’s Reagan Schoessler tries to move the ball around 2012, when Homer finished Kenai’s Sarah Every (24) and Caitlin Steinbeck (22) during a fourth.

5-0 win over the Kards on Saturday at Wasilla High School.

White, Eielson, 5-04; 8. Dustin Drover, Su Valley, 5-04.

Triple jump — 1. Nate Simmers, ACS, 4100.5; 2. Matt Barron, Houston, 40-01.25; 3. Zach Martin, Seward, 40-00.75; 4. Uri Simmers, ACS, 38-10.25; 5. Thomas Zweifel, Seward, 37-01; 6. Zach Wassman, Skagway, 36-11.5; 7. Calem Collier, Susan B English, 36-02; 8. Kyle White, Eielson, 35-07.75.

Class 4A GIRLS 1. Thunder Mountain 18; 1. Kenai 18; 3.

Chugiak 17; 4. Colony 11; 4. Wasilla 11; 6.

Lathrop 10; 7. Bartlett 7; 8. Ketchikan 6; 8.

Eagle River 6; 10. West Valley 5; 11. Kodiak 4; 11. Soldotna 4; 13. East 3; 13. Dimond 3; 15. South 1.

3,200 — 1. Allie Ostrander, Kenai, 10:13.87; 2. Maddie Hall, Thunder Mountain, 11:11.89; 3. Kate Maker, Eagle River, 11:21.37; 4.

Olivia Hutchings, Soldotna, 11:24.25; 5.

Jenna Difolco, West Valley, 11:27.21; 6.

Alex Mathis, Wasilla, 11:30.38; 7. Hannah Brown, South, 11:30.82; 8. Cathelyne Lowers, Colony, 11:49.90.

Discus — 1. To’a Levi, Lathrop, 123-01; 2.

Abby Beck, Kenai, 110-11; 3. Shawna Nelson, Ketchikan, 105-01; 4. Richelle Walker, Kodiak, 104-09; 5. Dakayla Walters, Dimond, 103-04; 6. Megan Burbank, South, 100-10; 7. Jenna Luhrs, Thunder Mountain, 100-06; 8. Kate Benfield, Service, 99-09.

High jump — 1. Ceil Dunleavy, Wasilla, 5-02; 2. Samantha Cooper, Chugiak, 4-10; 3. Taylir Kueter, Bartlett, 4-10; 4. Jacklyn Jaranik, Colony, 4-10; 5. Allison Gonzales, East, 4-10; 6. Breanna Slater, West Valley, 4-08; 7. (tie) Lindsey Wong, Soldotna, Madeline Ko, West Valley, 4-08.

Triple jump — 1. Noami Welling, Thunder Mountain, 37-00; 2. Chase Stephens, Colony, 35-08.75; 3. Paige Nelson, Chugiak, 3400; 4. Kassidy Murfin, Chugiak, 32-08.5; 5.

Madeline Ko, West Valley, 32-09.75; 6. Sylvia Evern, Dimond, 32-03; 7. Kayla Clark, South, 31-11.75; 8. Alicia Reitz, Chugiak, 31-11.75.

BOYS 3,200 — 1. Levi Thomet, Kodiak, 9:31.59; 2. Jordan Theisen, Kenai, 9:37.52; 3. Jonah Theisen, Kenai, 9:38.00; 4. Christopher Lokanin, Dimond, 9:42.22; 5. Erich Hoefler, West Valley, 9:52.48; 6. Derek Steele, South, 9:56.49; 7. Riley Moser, Juneau, 10:06.42; 8. Spencer Milton, South, 10:07.27.

High jump — 1. Jared Welch, Lathrop, 6-06; 2. Bryce Hellman, Bartlett, 6-04; 3. Leroy Elliott, West, 6-02; 4. Cameron Bryant, Lathrop, 5-10; 5. CJ Parker, Dimond, 5-10; 6. Shane Hursh, North Pole, 5-10; 7. Brandon Nicholson, Colony, 5-08; 8. Michael Davis, East, 5-06.

Triple jump — 1. Leroy Elliott, West, 42-10; 2. Kade Bullard, Dimond, 42-06.25; 3. David Schaffer, Dimond, 42-05.75; 4. Jared Welch, Lathrop, 42-00.25; 5. Michael Davis, East, 41-11.75; 6. Lucas Jones, Colony, 41-06.5; 7. Devin Millington, Lathrop, 40-09; 8. Preston Weeks, Soldotna, 40-03.75.

Shot put — 1. Ed Hall, ER, 51-4; 2. Damian Coger, Lat, 50-7.75; 3. Leo Sega, Kod, 477.25; 4. Kordell Pillans, Kod, 47-1; 5. Fischer Summers, Col, 46-6; 6. Tarini Tosi, Eas, 4411.25; 7. Joe Dickinson, Lat, 44-7; 8. Morgan Nichols, Th, 43-3.

Saturday’s finals Class 1-2-3A BOYS 100 – 1. Anthony Griffith, Eielson, 11.24; 2.

Devin Light, Haines, 11.57; 3. Eric Johnson, Grace, 11.594; 4. Jordan Sondergaard, Glennallen, 11.702; 5. Keefe McIntosh, Valdez, 11.928; 6. Nick Brazier, Eielson, 12.108; 7. John James Ganitano, Sitka, 12.328; 8. Jaren Sumauang, Sitka, 12.376.

1600 – 1. Kaleb Korta, Galena, 4:30.305; 2.

Daniel Serventi, Grace, 4:34.239; 3. Austin Monzon, ACS, 4:37.885; 4. Keaton Evans, ACS, 4:41.979; 5. Ethan Goebel, Skagway, 4:48.135; 6. Michael Marshall, Seward, 4:50.311; 7. Pedro Ochoa, Homer, 4:54.009; 8. John Warren, Delta, 4:59.215.

110 hurdles – 1. Tannen Berry, Seward, 17.762; 2. John Minder, Monroe, 18.244; 3. Miles Chadwick, Sitka, 18.436; 4. Ben Zarlengo, Petersburg, 18.778; 5. Jonathan Railing, ACS, 18.992; 6. Souleymane Sidibe, Susan B English, 20.926.

3200 relay – 1. Skyview 8:37.063; 2.

ACS 8:39.435; 3. ACS 8:44.031; 4.

Seward 9:05.713; 5. Sitka 9:18.403; 6.

Monroe 9:28.879; 7. Skagway 9:40.141.

Discus – 1. Zach Taplin, CIA, 131-00; 2.

Nate Simmers, ACS, 129-00; 3. Ben Zarlengo, Petersburg, 128-05; 4. Alan Jensen, Petersburg, 125-01; 5. Asa Quimby, Nikiski, 120-00; 6. Luke Johnson, Nikiski, 119-01; 7. Daniel Reynolds, ACS, 107-07; 8. John Crabtree, Delta, 98-08.

Long jump – 1. Nate Simmers, ACS, 2103.25; 2. Anthony Griffith, Eielson, 20-11.5; 3. Matt Barron, Houston, 19-08.5; 4. Seth Carstens, Nikiski, 19-06; 5. Brandon Tulcey, Sitka, 19-01.75; 6. Immanuel Lopez, ACS, 19-01.25; 7. Zack Wassman, Skagway, 1801.75; 8. Jake Palmberg, Wasilla Lake, 1709.5.

200 – 1. Anthony Griffith, Eielson, 22.622; 2.

Jordan Sondergaard, Glennallen, 23.196; 3. Devin Light, Haines, 23.442; 4. Eric Johnson, Grace, 23.504; 5. Nick Brazier, Eielson, 23.61; 6. Keefe McIntosh, Valdez, 23.756; 7. Samson Stengl, Sitka, 24.188; 8.

Brandon Tulcey, Sitka, 24.202.

400 – 1. Nate Simmers, ACS, 51.539; 2.

Aaron Miller, Glennallen, 53.045; 3. Micah Hilbish, Skyview, 53.263; 4. Kalib Dunlap, Eielson, 54.431; 5. Zach Martin, Seward, 54.537; 6. Alec Duncan, Sitka, 54.647; 7.

Daniel VanderWeide, Grace, 55.039; 8.

Aaron Williams, Delta, 57.127.

800 – 1. Micah Hilbish, Skyview, 2:03.359; 2. Kaleb Korta, Galena, 2:04.143; 3. Pedro Ochoa, Homer, 2:04.159; 4. Michael Marshall, Seward, 2:05.469; 5. Keaton Evans, ACS, 2:06.399; 6. Graysen Sorensen, Grace, 2:07.655; 7. Daniel Tatarenko, Delta, 2:07.701; 8. Ethan Goebel, Skagway, 2:16.187.

300 hurdles – 1. Tannen Berry, Seward, 42.862; 2. Connor Seay, Homer, 43.46; 3. Andrew Walter, Monroe, 45.43; 4. Jake Palmberg, Wasilla Lake, 46.124; 5. Jona-

than Railing, ACS, 46.25; 6. Ben Zarlengo, Petersburg, 46.256; 7. William Railing, ACS, 46.778.

400 relay – Eielson 45.882; 2. Sitka 46.406; 3. Grace 46.838; 4. Homer 46.972; 5. Monroe 47.808; 6. CIA 48.45; 7. Seward 49.382; 8. ACS 50.152.

800 relay – 1. ACS 1:35.998; 2. Sitka 1:36.742; 3. Eielson 1:37.342; 4. Grace 1:39.824; 5. Skyview 1:41.412; 6. Valdez 1:50.420.

1600 relay – 1. Glennallen 3:37.463; 2.

Seward 3:39.919; 3. ACS 3:40.875; 4.

Skyview 3:44.621; 5. Grace 3:46.491; 6.

Monroe 3:50.207; 7. Petersburg 3:51.793; 8.

Sitka 3:52.911.

Shot put – 1. Liam Juhl, Tri-Valley, 46-04; 2. Zach Taplin, CIA, 43-07.5; 3. Howie Hubbard, Seward, 43-06; 4. Luke Johnson, Nikiski, 40-10; 5. Brian Peters, ACS, 38-04; 6. Asa Quimby, Nikiski 38-03.5; 7. Conor O’Kelley, Monroe, 36-08; 8. Adam O’Guinn, Skyview, 36-06.

GIRLS 100 – 1. Tanner Ealum, ACS, 12.748; 2.

Izabelle Ith, Petersburg, 13.176; 3. Evonne Johnson, Eielson, 13.2; 4. Tia Goward, Birchwood, 13.44; 5. Haille Landess, Skyview, 13.646; 6. Kerry Ross, Nikiski, 13.744; 7. Tayjha Tripple, Thorne Bay, 13.86; 8. Gabriella Cagle, Sitka, 13.912.

1600 – 1. Briahna Gerlach, Glennallen, 5:10.458; 2. Taylee Nyquest, Thorne Bay, 5:15.694; 3. Molly Mitchell, Homer, 5:19.196; 4. Kendall Maslen, Glennallen, 5:35.164; 5.

Grace Weller, Petersburg, 5:38.19; 6. Cheyenne Applegate, Grace, 5:38.242; 7. MacKenzie Cyr, Glennallen, 5:41.714; 8. Tavifa Timoshenko, Delta, 6:06.026.

100 hurdles – 1. Izabelle Ith, Petersburg, 16.229; 2. Kayla Rowe, Grace, 16.673; 3.

Tayla Cabana, Homer, 17.113; 4. Madison Orth, CIA, 17.227; 5. Jodi Davis, Grace, 17.237; 6. Lauren Evarts, Homer, 17.845; 7.

Kasia Adams, Yakutat, 18.125; 8. Brittany Vivens, Eielson, 18.873.

3200 relay – 1. Glennallen 9:53.116; 2. Homer 10:10.234; 3. Petersburg 10:59.43; 4. Su Valley 11:13.146; 5. Seward 11:23.994; 6.

Delta 11:31.318; 7. Houston 11:37.112; 8.

Skyview 11:42.61.

Shot put – 1. Ashley Logan, Grace, 3503.25; 2. Jennifer Voss, ACS, 34-00.5; 3.

Hannah Edmonds, ACS, 32-04.5; 4. Rekia Hueton, Su Valley, 29-02; 5. Tayjha Tripple, Thorne Bay, 29-01.25; 6. Mariyah Harrell, Sitka, 28-07.75; 7. Isa Ramil, Sitka, 28-05; 8. Beth Hanson, Delta, 26-11.

Long jump – 1. Kayla Rowe, Grace, 1603.75; 2. Izabelle Ith, Petersburg, 16-02.5; 3. Veronica Yanish, Hutchison, 15-07.5; 4.

Arianne Parrish, Nikiski, 15-04.75; 5. Sarah Lucas, Holy Rosary Academy, 15-01.5; 6. Madison Orth, CIA, 15-01.5; 7. Chanel May-Thomas, Houston, 14-07.5; 8. Kasia Adams, Yakutat, 14-05.5.

200 – 1. Tanner Ealum, ACS, 25.363; 2.

Evonne Johnson, Eielson, 26.943; 3. Tia Goward, Birchwood, 26.977; 4. Jodi Davis, Grace, 27.355; 5. Veronica Yanish, Hutchison, 28.527; 6. Tayjha Tripple, Thorne Bay, 28.839; 7. Sarah Newton, Grace, 28.943; 8.

Gabriella Cagle, Sitka, 29.111.

400 – 1. Tanner Ealum, ACS, 58.502; 2.

Aurora Waclawski, Homer, 1:02.416; 3.

Ayla Loper, Su Valley, 1:03.66; 4. Taylee Nyquest, Thorne Bay, 1:04.224; 5. Ziza Shemet-Pitcher, Homer, 1:06.074; 6. Abby Cook, Skyview, 1:07.868.

800 – 1. Aurora Waclawski, Homer, 2:22.458; 2. Hannah Heinbaugh, Glennallen, 2:23.696; 3. Taylee Nyquest, Thorne Bay, 2:25.272; 4. Molly Mitchell, Homer, 2:25.41; 5. Elizabeth Balsan, ACS, 2:26.07; 6. Cheyenne Applegate, Grace, 2:26.096; 7. Kendall Maslen, Glennallen, 2:30.34; 8.

Zoya Timoshenko, Delta, 2:37.736.

300 hurdles – 1. Jodi Davis, Grace, 47.924; 2. Kayla Rowe, Grace, 48.176; 3. Tayla Cabana, Homer, 51.258; 4. Annie VanderWeide, Grace, 51.828; 5. Madison Orth, CIA, 51.876; 6. Kasia Adams, Yakutat, 53.788; 7. Beth Hanson, Delta, 54.966.

400 relay – 1. ACS 52.565; 2. Skyview 53.519; 3. Grace 53.537; 4. Eielson 53.977; 5. Hutchison 54.723; 6. Homer 55.209; 7.

Su Valley 59.373.

800 relay – 1. Grace 1:51.486; 2. Homer 1:53.994; 3. Skyview 1:54.186; 4. ACS 1:57.846; 5. Hutchison 2:00.148; 6. Petersbrug 2:01.61.

1600 relay – 1. Homer 4:15.040; 2. Glennallen 4:16.418; 3. Skyview 4:25.096; 4. Valdez 4:27.448; 5. Grace 4:31.562; 6. Seward 4:33.608; 7. Petersburg 4:42.106; 8. Monroe 5:14.608.

Class 4A BOYS 100 – 1. Charles Sudduth, West Valley, 11.217; 2. C.J. Parker, Dimond, 11.307; 3.

Antonio Brown, East, 11.321; 4. Dillon Pratt, Chugiak, 11.437; 5. Travis Phillips, Lathrop, 11.449; 6. Jordan Tufaga, Dimond, 11.545; 7.

Lucas Jones, Colony, 11.609; 8. Eric Jones, Service, 11.813.

1600 – 1. Levi Thomet, Kodiak, 4:23.157; 2. Jordan Theisen, Kenai, 4:29.087; 3. Jonah Theisen, Kenai, 4:29.395; 4. Ty Jordan, Chugiak, 4:29.727; 5. Chandler Lokanin, Dimond, 4:30.255; 6. Derek Steele, South, 4:31.491; 7. Sam King, Lathrop, 4:35.529; 8.

Spencer Mitton, South, 4:36.701.

110 hurdles – 1. Leroy Elliott, West, 14.935; 2. Kade Bullard, Dimond, 16.209; 3. Cameron Bryant, Lathrop, 16.325; 4. Anthony Sierra, East, 16.625; 5. Devin Millington, Lathrop, 16.693; 6. Alex Grullon, Bartlett, 16.717; 7. Douglas Cook, Ketchikan, 17.419.

3200 relay – 1. Kodiak 8:10.551; 2. Chugiak 8:12.967; 3. Kenai 8:14.195; 4. Bartlett 8:25.737; 5. West 8:26.399; 6. Colony 8:41.195; 7. West Valley 8:42.856; 8. Dimond 8:47.151.

Discus – 1. Ed Hall, Eagle River, 166-02; 2. Joe Paden, Thunder Mountain, 150-09; 3. Jake Brownlee, Chugiak, 142-03; 4. Joe Dickinson, Lathrop, 138-05; 5. Tarini Tosi, East, 138-04; 6. Fischer Summers, Colony, 128-10; 7. JJ Tito, Bartlett, 124-07; 8. Presley Piliati, East, 123-07.

Long jump – 1. Tyreke Jennis, Lathrop, 20-09; 2. Kade Bullard, Dimond, 20-08; 3.

David Schaffer, Dimond, 19-10.25; 4. Lucas Jones, Colony, 19-07; 5. Michael Davis, East, 19-04.75; 6. Devin Alexander, Lathrop, 19-02.5; 7. Brandon Nicholson, Colony,

18-10.25; 8. Alex Pearce, Service, 18-08.

200 – 1. C.J. Parker, Dimond, 22.502; 2.

Eric Jones, Service, 22.596; 3. Dillon Pratt, Chugiak, 22.752; 4. Antonio Brown, East, 22.87; 5. Brett Morman, South, 22.984; 6. Lucas Jones, Colony, 23.104; 7. Daniel Remington, West Valley, 23.162; 8. Jordan Tufaga, Dimond, 23.238.

400 – 1. C.J. Parker, Dimond, 50.15; 2. Daniel Remington, West Valley, 50.522; 3. Jack Martensen, Service, 51.28; 4. Konnor Peterson, West, 52.236; 5. Julien Kimball, Dimond, 52.806; 6. Joceice Cannon, Lathrop, 52.838; 7. Le Schneider, Lathrop, 53.296; 8.

Brandon Schafer, Colony, 53.832.

800 – 1. Levi Thomet, Kodiak, 1:58.834; 2. Levi Fried, Kodiak, 1:59.548; 3. Chandler Lokanin, Dimond, 2:00.624; 4. Jonah Theisen, Kenai, 2:00.644; 5. Sam King, Lathrop, 2:01.346; 6. Jordan Theisen, Kenai, 2:01.992; 7. Gilly Szweda-Mittelstadt, Service, 2:03.838; 8. Miguel Obregon, Bartlett, 2:07.29.

300 hurdles – 1. Leroy Elliott, West, 40.288; 2. Kade Bullard, Dimond, 40.93; 3. Matt Thomas, Wasilla, 41.418; 4. Cameron Bryant, Lathrop, 42.166; 5. Devin Millington, Lathrop, 42.462; 6. Michael Williams, Chugiak, 43.222; 7. Kenny Fox, Thunder Mountain, 43.352; 8. Anthony Sierra, East, 43.736.

400 relay – 1. West Valley 44.454; 2. Lathrop 44.762; 3. Service 45.136; 4. Bartlett 45.148; 5. Eagle River 45.732; 6. Kodiak 45.864; 7. North Pole 46.676; 8. Juneau 47.012.

800 relay – 1. West Valley 1:32.284; 2. Dimond 1:33.292; 3. Eagle River 1:34.420; 4. Service 1:35.296; 5. Kodiak 1:35.776; 6.

Thunder Mountain 1:37.306.

1600 relay – 1. Lathrop 3:31.705; 2. Dimond 3:32.919; 3. Kodiak 3:37.381; 4. Bartlett 3:39.071; 5. South 3:40.101; 6. Thunder Mountain 3:42.417; 7. Wasilla 3:46.369; 8. Palmer 3:47.867.

GIRLS 100 – 1. Peggy Mathis, Colony, 12.709; 2.

Haley Hakal, South, 12.771; 3. Catherine McKoy, Bartlett, 12.875; 4. Mekayla Winchester, West, 13.105; 5. Jazlan Davis, Lathrop, 13.213; 6. Paige Nelson, Chugiak, 13.241; 7. D-Rhema Alston, Dimond, C 13.403; 8. Bernadette Franulovich, KetchiY kan, 13.497.

1600 – 1. Allie Ostrander, Kenai, 4:49.471; 2. Mariah Burroughs, Wasilla, 5:08.471; 3.

Maddie Hall, Thunder Mountain, 5:15.499; 4. Kate Maker, Eagle River, 5:18.665; 5.

Maddy Boutet, West, 5:23.663; 6. Alex Mathis, Wasilla, 5:24.183; 7. Brooke Gottmeier, West Valley, 5:26.645; 8. Kayle Blackmore, West, 5:28.589.

100 hurdles – 1. Naomi Welling, Thunder Mountain, 15.474; 2. Mekayla Winchester, West, 15.572; 3. Elissa Esplin, South, 16.688; 4. Gretta Pickett, West, 16.754; 5.

Celine Abello, Dimond, 17.416; 6. Hannah Babin, Chugiak, 17.654; 7. Tatiyanna Venable, Service, 17.99; 8. Taylor Sims, Dimond, 18.490.

800 relay – 1. Dimond 1:46.569; 2. Chugiak 1:48.623; 3. South 1:51.819; 4. Bartlett 1:52.735; 5. West 1:53.823; 6. Soldotna 1:54.553; 7. Lathrop 1:56.003; 8. Juneau 2:00.787.

3200 relay – 1. Soldotna 9:35.867; 2. Eagle River 9:43.739; 3. West 9:44.243; 4. Lathrop 10:03.315; 5. Bartlett 10:14.667; 6.

Colony 10:14.871; 7. Palmer 10:31.655; 8.

Juneau 11:34.005.

Shot put – 1. To’a Levi, Lathrop, 37-08; 2.

Patty Boonprasert, Lathrop, 34-07; 3. Makayla Wong, Soldotna, 34-03.5; 4. Cassidy Edwards, Wasilla, 33-06.25; 5. Sylvia Tuisaul, Wasilla, 33-04.5; 6. Kiana Hendricks, Soldotna, 31-11; 7. Cheyenne Ekis, Thunder Mountain, 31-07; 8. Richelle Walker, Kodiak, 31-04.75.

200 – 1. Peggy Mathis, Colony, 25.366; 2.

Katherine Hines, South, 25.384; 3. Mekayla Winchester, West, 26.016; 4. Haley Hakal, South, 26.482; 5. Catherine McKoy, Bartlett, 26.646; 6. Vanessa Aniteye, Chugiak, 26.776; 7. Kyla Whannell, Kenai, 27.038; 8.

Lindsey Wong, Soldotna, 27.438.

400 – 1. Peggy Mathis, Colony, 58.562; 2.

Nikki Boggs, Eagle River, 59.822; 3. Vanessa Aniteye, Chugiak, 1:00.146; 4. Katherine Hines, South, 1:00.34; 5. Daisy Nelson, Soldotna, 1:02.332; 6. Kaitlyn Bailly, South, 1:04.088; 7. Fiona Pedrick, Bartlett, 1:04.300; 8. Natalie Musil, Chugiak, 1:04.308.

800 – 1. Allie Ostrander, Kenai, 2:15.296; 2. Olivia Hutchings, Soldotna, 2:18.082; 3.

Dani McCormick, Soldotna, 2:19.736; 4. Allison Hebard, Lathrop, 2:21.072; 5. Maddy Boutet, West, 2:21.26; 6. Mariah Burroughs, Wasilla, 2:22.646; 7. Jordyn Bruce, Eagle River, 2:25.108; 8. Nikki Boggs, Eagle River, 2:29.136.

300 hurdles – 1. Naomi Welling, Thunder Mountain, 45.137; 2. Mekayla Winchester, West, 46.595; 3. Jordyn Bruce, Eagle River, 46.751; 4. Taylor Sims, Dimond, 48.043; 5. Natalie Lautrup, Colony, 48.901; 6. Kelly McBryde, Chugiak, 49.727; 7. Hannah Babin, Chugiak, 49.859; 8. Tatiyanna Venable, Service, 53.151.

400 relay – 1. Dimond 50.584; 2. Chugiak 50.864; 3. South 50.974; 4. Kenai 52.694; 5. West Valley 53.172; 6. Service 53.498; 7. Lathrop 54.258; 8. Thunder Mountain 55.364.

1600 relay – 1. Eagle River 4:06.609; 2.

Soldotna 4:07.047; 3. Dimond 4:16.271; 4. Thunder Mountain 4:17.027; 5. Lathrop 4:21.391; 6. Bartlett 4:22.163; 7. West Valley 4:24.721.

Long jump –1. Peggy Mathis, Colony, 1702.5; 2. Paige Nelson, Chugiak, 16-06; 3.

Chase Stephens, Colony, 15-11.75; 4. Krysten Mossburg, Thunder Mountain, 15-06.5; 5. Anna Condio, Colony, 15-04.5; 6. Cerina Bush, Chugia, 15-04.5; 7. Dreanna Owens, Eagle River, 15-01.75; 8. Madeline Ko, West Valley, 14-07.5.

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here are two types of people in this world.

There are those who, when a door, drawer or cabinet won’t close, open it back up and carefully look for the cause. We may empty and entire drawer just to find that one object that’s sticking up way in the back, or clean out the entire closet so that sleeve from that one jacket won’t keep getting caught in the door crack.

Then there are those who, when a door, drawer or cabinet won’t close, simply push harder, sometimes repeatedly. And if that doesn’t work, they put a shoulder or hip into it.

I tend to resemble the former, but I have a feeling that most of the people around me fall into the latter category.

Give me a square peg and a round hole, and I’ll go find a block plane and some sandpaper for the peg, or maybe a chisel for the hole.

Present the same quandary to many other people I know, and they’ll go find a hammer — that is, if there isn’t some other hard object closer at hand that they can’t try first.

I’ve come to the conclusion that the rest of the members of my household fall into the brute force category. I’m making this judgement based on hard evidence, to wit, the number of doors, drawers, cabinets and their associated openings that need some sort of repair around my house.

In fact, I recently had institute a new rule: the penalty for touching the dishwasher with any part of your body other than your hands will earn you 50 push-ups. This rule was established on Easter morning after my daughter, who was trying to find half of a plastic egg she had launched across the room, used a karate kick to try to close the dishwasher door — which happened to have a partially loaded bottom rack resting on it. Let’s just say the racket got my attention. And they wonder why the dishwasher racks are always coming off the tracks?

And there’s the occasional frost build-up and thawing of things in our freezer when something that doesn’t fit on a shelf is placed on the shelf anyway, and pushes back against the “use more force” method of closing the door, usually spotted by the puddle on the floor where water from melting ice has pooled.

Then there’s our chronically loose door knobs on our front door, which I’ll admit, aren’t from family members trying to jam the door shut. No, the reason the knobs keep coming loose is because my kids routinely use them as hand holds for balance while they try to jam their feet into their shoes on their way out the door, instead of sitting on the nice benches I built and taking their time to untie their shoes.

My kids will never be able to sneak out of the house; any time they leave, it’s preceded by a minute of loud stomping.

More recently, we’ve been using a baby gate to keep our dog from going down the stairs while he recovers from surgery on his leg. I now have to add fixing the marks and gouges in the wall and trim to my list of things to do because instead of carefully moving the baby gate to get by, the kids try to step over it, and frequently knock it down.

Of course, depending on who you ask, my tendencies may not be any better. If you look in my bedroom, you can immediately pick out my dresser — it’s the one with all the stuff stacked on top because I can’t fit it neatly in the drawer and don’t want to just try to shove it in.

And I’ll admit, when we’re trying to tidy up quickly and I start pulling everything out of a cabinet, it might be a little annoying to some, and I’ve sometimes been concerned that someone is going to use a hammer on me. It would be pretty easy for them to do, too, because my hammers are neatly put away in one of my tool chest drawers.

Of course, it might take a little effort for them to get to my tool chest past the giant pile of stuff in the middle of the garage. You see, I started cleaning the garage last week, and things weren’t fitting quite right, so I took everything out ...

Reach Clarion editor Will Morrow at will.morrow@peninsulaclarion.com.

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Births Wilsons welcome son Russell and Crystal Wilson of Kenai announce the birth of their son, James Russell (Ighsakuun) Wilson, at 10:30 a.m. on April 22, 2014. He weighed 10 pounds, 3 ounces and measured 20 inches. He joins a brother, Jake. His grandparents are Russell Wilson Sr., the late Constance Wilson, Patty Olender, Mike Olender, and Jeff Dent.

News and Notes Peninsula students earn dean’s list recognition at George Fox University The Kenai Peninsula students earned a GPA of 3.5 or higher to earn dean’s list honors at George Fox University in Newburg, Oregon, during the 2014 spring semester. They inlcude: n Brandi Wagoner of Kenai, who is academically considered a sophomore based on credits earned; n Megan Arnoldy of Moose Pass, who is academically considered a senior based on credits earned; n Delissa Severson of Soldotna, who is academically considered a senior based on credits earned.

Isaak, Scott earn degrees from Northwestern State Kristi Isaak of Soldotna has earned her Bachelor of Arts and Jennifer Scott of Soldotna was awarded her Master of Arts from Northwestern State University of Louisiana in Natchitoches, Louisiana at its Spring Commencement Exercises Friday, May 9 in Prather Coliseum.

Dutcher named to Spring Dean’s List at Southwestern Kati Dutcher of Soldotna has been named to the Dean’s List at Southwestern University in Georgetown, Texas, for the spring 2014 semester. To be selected, students must have at least a 3.6 grade point average on a 4.0 scale with at least 12 graded hours and be in good standing with the university.

Five Kenai Peninsula graduates earn BP Scholarships Five Kenai Peninsula Borough School District high school seniors were awarded $36,000 worth of scholarships from BP Alaska. Three KPBS students were awarded $4,000 scholarships each and were among 25 Alaska winners of the BP Principals and Commissioner Scholarship program state wide. In addition, two seniors were each awarded a $12,000 BP scholarship to pursue degrees in process technology through the University of Alaska.

Since 1985, BP has awarded nearly $3.5 million to more than 750 Alaska students who have excelled in academics and community service.

2014 BP Principals and Commissioner scholarship winners: n Caleb Lyons, Cook Inlet Academy; n Tiffany Allen, Skyview High School; n Mary Valenzuela, Soldotna High School 2014 BP Alaska Process Technology scholarship winners: n Hanah Hoff, Kenai High School; n Lisha Oftedal; Skyview High School.

Peninsula students among ConocoPhillips scholarship recipients Two central Kenai Peninsula students are among 20 Alaska high school seniors have been awarded ConocoPhillips scholarships.

Each student will receive $5,000. The scholarships were awarded in consideration of a variety of factors including service to their community, the applicant’s desire to make a future contribution to Alaska, school activities, achievements and academics. Some 160 graduating seniors across Alaska applied for the scholarships. The winners include: n Seth Carstens, Nikiski Middle High School; and n Kathryn Knackstedt, Kenai Central High School.

Share community information here Has a new addition to your family just arrived? Where in the world is your military person and what are they up to? Got a new graduate, dean’s list student or an award-receiving youth?

Do you have a news event, activity or fundraiser you need to let the community know about? Send it to us!

Email your community events to news@peninsulaclarion.com, fax it to 283-3299, drop it off at the Clarion office in Kenai at 150 Trading Bay Drive (Monday through Friday from 8 a.m. to 5 p.m.) or mail your information to us at P.O. Box 3009, Kenai AK 99611.

Events, wedding, engagement and birth submissions may not be older than six months. Wedding anniversary announcements are printed in fiveyear increments beginning with the 20th.

The Community page is a way to highlight activities and events that happen with a photo. If your group or organization has a photo of an event to share, submit the photo and the following information for print: Who took the photo, who’s in it, when and where it was taken, a brief description of what’s happening, and a name and phone number in case we have questions.

Submissions are printed as space is available. For more information, call 335-1251.

National Guard photo by Capt. John Callahan

H.E. HOLT NAVAL COMMUNICATION STATION, Australia – Kenai resident Senior Master Sgt. Anthony Liberty (left), structures superintendent for the Alaska Air National Guard’s 176th Civil Engineer Squadron, smooths freshly poured concrete for an oil-containment wall here May 20. Thirty-four Alaska Air Guard members, most from the 176th CES, deployed for two weeks to this tiny outpost at the western tip of Australia to help build a space radar facility to be jointly operated by Australia and the United States.

Health tip of the week Eat fruit daily Fruit offers a great source of antioxidants, which may help prevent cancer, cardiovascular disease, Alzheimer’s disease and macular degeneration. The berry family — blueberries, blackberries, raspberries, strawberries and cranberries — are good sources of antioxidants.

Cherries, oranges, and prunes are also good sources.

This health tip brought to you by Kenai Public Health Center, open Monday-Friday, 8:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m. For more information call 3353400.

Learning for Life Pressure canner dial gauge testing If you preserve food at home and use a pressure canner with a dial gauge, it is important to have the gauge tested annually for accuracy before you use it. An accurate gauge helps assure a safely canned product. If a gauge is inaccurate, all of the bacterial spores that emit toxins may not be destroyed during processing.

The Alaska Cooperative Extension Service offers free pressure canner dial gauge testing every weekday from 9 a.m.-4 p.m. at our office at 43961 Kalifornsky Beach Road, Soldotna. The gauge can be left on the canner lid for the testing. The actual test takes about two minutes. That’s only two minutes of your time for peace of mind that your gauge is accurate. Weighted gauges do not need to be tested.

While you are having your pressure canner dial gauge tested, check out our wide array of food preservation publications. The publications can also be downloaded from our website at www.uaf.edu/ces/pubs.

Submitted by Linda Tannehill, UAF Cooperative Extension Service, Health, Home and Family Development, Kenai Peninsula District.

Poll: more stress in caring for spouse than parent

By LAURAN NEERGAARD and JENNIFER AGIESTA Associated Press

WASHINGTON More Americans may wind up helping Mom as she gets older, but a new poll shows the most stressful kind of caregiving is for a frail spouse.

The population is rapidly aging, but people aren’t doing much to get ready even though government figures show nearly 7 in 10 Americans will need long-term care at some point after they reach age 65.

In fact, people 40 and over are more likely to discuss their funeral plans than their preferences for assistance with day-to-day living as they get older, according to the poll by the AP-NORC Center for Public Affairs Research. Five findings from the poll:

Effect on families Half of people 40 and older already have been caregivers to relatives or friends. Six in 10 have provided care to a parent, mostly a mother, while 14 percent have cared for a spouse or partner.

Overwhelmingly, caregivers called it a positive experience. But it’s also incredibly difficult, especially for

spouses. While 7 in 10 who cared for a spouse said their relationship grew stronger as a result, nearly two-thirds said it caused stress in their family compared with about half among those who cared for a parent.

It’s not just an emotional challenge but a physical one: The average age of spouse caregivers was 67, compared to 58 for people who’ve cared for a parent.

Virginia Brumley, 79, said caring for her husband Jim for nearly five years as he suffered from dementia strengthened their bond. But eventually he needed a nursing home because “he was too big for me. He was as helpless as a baby,” she said.

Long-term planning A third of Americans in this age group are deeply concerned that they won’t plan enough for the care they’ll need in their senior years, and that they’ll burden their families.

Yet two-thirds say they’ve done little or no planning. About 32 percent say they’ve set aside money to pay for ongoing living assistance; 28 percent have modified their home to make it easier to live in when they’re older.

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Contrary to popular belief, Medicare doesn’t pay for the most common long-term care and last year, a bipartisan commission appointed by Congress couldn’t agree on how to finance those services, either. But nearly 6 in 10 Americans 40 and older support some type of government-administered long-term care Becoming a caregiver insurance program, a 7 point increase Three in 10 Americans 40 and from last year’s AP survey. older think it’s very likely that an older relative or friend will need care What else might help? within the next five years.

More than three-fourths of this Just 30 percent who expect to provide that care feel very prepared for age group favor tax breaks to encourthe job, while half say they’re some- age saving for long-term care or for what prepared. But only 40 percent purchasing long-term care insurance. have discussed their loved one’s pref- Only a third favor a requirement to erences for that assistance or where purchase such coverage.

Some 8 in 10 want more access to they want to live. Women are more likely than men to have had those community services that help the elderly live independently. tough conversations.

More than 70 percent support respite care programs for family careWhat does it cost? givers and letting people take time Some 53 percent of people under- off work or adjust their schedules to estimate the monthly cost of a nurs- accommodate caregiving. closed their funeral plans.

Anthony Malen, 86, of Gilroy, California said he and his wife Eva Mae, who has a variety of health problems, never discussed a plan for caregiving as they got older.

“She doesn’t want anyone in the house. She doesn’t want any help.

She fusses about it so much, I just give up on it. But if it gets any worse, we’re going to have to have it,” Malen said. “I’m getting older too.”

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How embarrassing is your driving?

ave you ever forgotten where you parked your car? Last week I almost did as I walked through a packed hospital parking lot in the rain, looking all around for it after having searched long for a spot.

Days earlier, I had received a news release at work from Insurance.com, titled “Biggest driving embarrassments.”

Drivers responding to a survey reported that forgetting where they had parked was their most common driving embarrassment – 52 percent of respondents admitted to that gaffe.

I wasn’t too embarrassed about losing my car in a sea of other vehicles; just wet.

I have had a few embarrassing episodes with my car over the years, though, so I’ll give you the other results: • Driving over a curb in a parking lot: I have

done that only once, but I really did a bang-up job, ripping a tire open and requiring a new one. Now, anytime I criticize my wife’s driving, she brings that up.

• Locked the key in my car: I’ve done that only once, at work. I had ribbed my wife for doing it several times, so when it happened to me, I underplayed it: “Hello, Honey, my car won’t start. Can you come down here and jump-start my car. Oh, by the way, would you bring your extra key to my car. Thanks.” Click.

• Gone the wrong way down a one-way street: Not me; I can read arrows.

• Driven away with something on the roof, such as coffee or a purse: Thirty-one percent of the survey’s drivers have pulled that bonehead maneuver, but I don’t have a purse.

• Tried to open a car door and realized it wasn’t my car: Nope.

• Couldn’t back out of a parking spot because other cars or objects were too close: Again, nope.

• Dropped my money or food at a drive-through window: See previous answer.

• Accidentally started Glynn Moore the car alarm and couldn’t turn it off quickly: Sure, but through no fault of my own. I think it’s because of solar flares or UFOs. • Lost a toll ticket at the payment booth: What’s a toll booth?

• Couldn’t get out of a roundabout and kept driving in circles: What’s a roundabout?

• Gotten pulled over and didn’t have license, registration or insurance: What’s a driver’s license?

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DEAR ABBY: I work in a small bakery.

We have a very nice baker here who is an older gentleman. When he gets frustrated, he will shout out, “Son-of-a-rabbit-chaser!” We all laugh and have asked him what that saying actually means. He told us his father used to say it.

Now the entire bakery is trying to guess what this saying’s true meaning and origin is.

Can you help us out?

My boss seems to think a “rabbit chaser” is referring to a greyhound dog because they chase rabbits. I don’t think that makes sense.

I’m wondering if maybe it refers to a dirty old man chasing a younger woman, but that doesn’t really make sense either. If you can shed any light on this, we would all appreciate it.

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— DYING TO KNOW IN MILWAUKEE DEAR DYING TO KNOW: According to my dictionary of American slang, when someone starts an exclamation with “son-of-a,” it is usually to express “anger, annoyance, Abigail Van Buren amazement or disappointment.”

The animals that usually chase rabbits are dogs. Your baker may have grown up hearing his father use the expression because back then gentlemen weren’t supposed to say “SOB” in front of ladies or impressionable children because it was considered too crude for tender ears. Ahh, those were the good old days.

DEAR ABBY: I am struggling with my friend. We’re both on the cross-country team, but I can run farther than she can. When she stops to walk, I continue to run, but when I do, it makes her very upset. She says I should stop running and walk with her. But if I do that, I will lose valuable mileage.

I don’t know what to do. Should I wait for her?

— SWIFTY IN NEVADA DEAR SWIFTY: No, you shouldn’t.

Each of you should proceed according to your ability. Please discuss this with your coach. I know she (or he) will back me up on this.

Dear Abby is written by Abigail Van Buren, also known as Jeanne Phillips, and was founded by her mother, Pauline Phillips.

Contact Dear Abby at www.DearAbby.com or P.O. Box 69440, Los Angeles, CA 90069.

To order “How to Write Letters for All Occasions,” send your name and mailing address, plus check or money order for $7 (U.S. funds) to: Dear Abby — Letter Booklet, P.O. Box 447, Mount Morris, IL 610540447. Shipping and handling are included in the price.

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Loss for words of sympathy is embarrassing for woman DEAR ABBY: I have a very hard time expressing my condolences. I panic and avoid sadness at all costs. I’ll give you two examples: My boss’s husband died. (I worked for him, too.) Because I couldn’t talk to her, I avoided her like she had the plague.

Another time, a close friend’s son tried to commit suicide and severely injured himself.

Instead of hugging my friend’s wife and asking how she was, I waved and went on like I was late for something.

I’m ashamed of my behavior. How can I stop myself from acting like this?

— EMBARRASSED IN CALIFORNIA DEAR EMBARRASSED: One way would be to ask yourself WHY you’re afraid of confronting someone’s sadness. Is it fear that doing so will bring you to tears, and you want to avoid the emotion? Because you are feeling shame, I don’t think it is lack of empathy.

Being prepared in advance may help you reach out when a condolence is needed.

All you have to say is, “I’m sorry for your loss,” or, “I’m sorry about what you’re going through.” In some cases, the person may want to exchange a few words about it, but in others they won’t.

Please stop beating yourself up about this. Many people don’t know what to say, or blurt out something inappropriate because they’re uncomfortable with their own feelings.

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• Driven away from a gas pump with the nozzle still in my tank: I’m crazy, not stupid.

• Not able to work the key remote to get into my car: I found out it’s easy if you just push the button.

• Almost hit a person: Almost? I mean, of course not.

• Forgot a passenger and had to go back: I don’t live in a sitcom, although some days are close.

• Gotten into my car and realized it wasn’t mine: No, but my wife did. Identical car, and the door key worked. Only when she noticed the spotless interior did she realize it was not her car.

Now, how would you fare in this survey?

84 “I’ll be right with you” 85 Some distance races 91 Marks (out) 92 Depressed-looking 95 Cover with new shingles 96 She married Bobby on “The Sopranos” C 97 Social welfare org.

Y 98 Eastern wrap: Var. 100 Bonito relatives 102 Possible water contaminator 103 Tailored 104 Barbra’s “Funny Girl” co-star 105 ___ noir 106 “The Hunter (Catalan Landscape)” painter 107 Fertilizer ingredient 108 Bit of stagnant-water growth 109 Lucrative Internet biz 111 War on Poverty prez 112 What can open files?

Jaqueline Bigar’s Stars A baby born today has a Sun in Gemini and a Moon in Aries if born before 5:28 p.m. (PDT). Afterward, the Moon will be in Taurus.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY for Sunday, May 25, 2014: This year you’ll feel empowered and much more content by the end of summer. You will feel as if you can pull white rabbits out of black hats. Be careful what you wish for. If you are single, your social schedule could become overwhelming starting this summer, yet it is through such activity that you are likely to meet your sweetie. If you are attached, you will be very active and busy in the next 12 months.

Make sure to include your significant other in your plans.

Remember, a relationship takes time and caring. TAURUS understands you well.

The Stars Show the Kind of Day You’ll Have: 5-Dynamic; 4-Positive; 3-Average; 2-So-so; 1-Difficult ARIES (March 21-April 19) HHH Make an effort to communicate what you feel. Reach out to someone you care about and share Sunday greetings. You even might decide to treat this person to dinner or invite him or her to a get-together at your place. Tonight: Celebrate the first unofficial weekend of summer.

This Week: Make an adjustment to your budget.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20) HHHH Take today for you, whether it is napping under a tree or visiting with a friend. Play it low-key, as you are about to hit a very heavy pace. Check out a purchase with care.

Tonight: Your friends rally around you.

This Week: No matter where you are, you are on cruise control.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20) HHH You are more upbeat than you have been in a while, especially as you join friends for one of your favorite pastimes. Whether you’re playing softball, cooking at a barbecue or simply visiting in a nice setting, you’ll soak up the moment. Tonight: Call it an early night.

This Week: Keep a personal matter hush-hush.

CANCER (June 21-July 22) HHHH Understand what is happening with an older relative.

What feels out of whack will change radically, given some time. This person just needs to air out some of his or her concerns. Join friends at a picnic in the afternoon. Tonight: Catch up with a friend.

This Week: Others seem to give you what you ask for through Wednesday.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) HHHH You might want to rethink a decision that involves someone else’s participation. Be smart, pick up the phone and discuss what you perceive to be happening with this person. Tonight: A force to be dealt with.

This Week: You have an admirer, though this person might prefer to remain unknown.

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VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) HHHH Check with a partner first; this person might not be in the same mood as you, and he or she could want to do something different. Make that OK, especially if the relationship is important to you. Tonight: Drop in on some friends. They will be happy to see you.

This Week: You might not land until Thursday.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) HHHHH You might be unusually kind when dealing with others. You’ll seem more in the mood to deal with the little complications of life. Maintain a sense of humor, and let go of recent hassles and stresses. Tonight: Chat on a oneon-one level with a dear friend.

This Week: You finally relax some and enjoy loved ones again.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) HHHH You might be more inclined to be upbeat and carefree if you could get certain personal matters completed.

Remove a burden or two, and not only will you feel relaxed, but you also will be more in the mood to enjoy others. Tonight: Off to a barbecue.

This Week: Defer to others.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) HHHH You could be ready for a fun few days. Seize the moment, and do what comes naturally. Be yourself and share more of your humor and sense of fun. You might want to change your plans today. Tonight: Allow events to unfold as they may.

This Week: Others are full of themselves; let them find out on their own.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) HHHH Catch up on news with a parent or older relative. In fact, go out to brunch or invite this person over. You might want to join a friend in the later afternoon, if possible. Go with the flow. The fewer plans you have, the more fluid and happier you will be. Tonight: Now the fun begins.

This Week: Extend your weekend.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) HHHH Allow greater give-and-take than you have in the recent past. You will be relaxed and more receptive to a loved one’s overtures. You have a unique way of changing the course of events. You might not even be aware of how you do it. Tonight: Happily at home.

This Week: You might opt to play it low-key after Monday.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) HHHH Know your limits and honor them.You will find yourself in a less difficult position in your daily life. A partner or loved one might appreciate the effort. Realize that, when everything is said and done, you’ll gain more freedom with self-discipline. Tonight: Off to a barbecue.

This Week: Touch base with certain people and catch up on their news.

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Resume Tips - Whip Your Resume Into Shape Expert advice on how to do a resume correctly.

By Kristina Cowan So you’ve discovered the perfect gig with a higher salary, and you’re bent on shuffling your credentials to the hiring manager immediately, if not sooner. You’ve got the experience, education and skills that make you a star candidate.

One hurdle remains: how to do a resume appropriately.

Don’t fret-you can soon be on your way to crafting a stellar resume; just use the following key resume tips from career experts Brian Drum and Heather Heath.

Drum is president and CEO of New York City-based Drum Associates, Inc., a global executive search firm, and Heath, based in Minneapolis, is practice leader of sales and marketing for Hudson, a recruitment and talent management firm.

Expert Resume Tips on How to do a Resume 1. Be accurate and truthful. “A resume should not be embellished or exaggerated-it’s not an exercise in writing a novel. If there’s anything that is not correct or is misstated, it could be a reason for not hiring you,” Drum said.

2. Take two pages for your resume if necessary. Drum said once you have four or five years of experience, it often becomes very difficult to squeeze your career path all onto one page. Heath said she sees two-page resumes “all the time.” Most applicants should avoid three page resumes.

Resume Tip for Recent College Graduates: Stick to one page.

3. Use bullets with concise descriptions. Most resumes that use paragraphs aren’t looked at, Drum explained, so it’s best to use bullets, and keep them to a maximum of two lines a piece.

4. In most cases, list experience before education. If you’re a seasoned executive, it’s best to list your work experience first.

Resume Tip for Recent College Graduates: Put education up top.

5. Mind your keywords! Both Drum and Heath underscored the importance of including terms to help get your resume picked up through online searches. “We’re seeing more and more systems ranking people’s resumes based on how many keywords are being matched. ...

More people are putting more words on their resumes because they understand that tracking systems are keyword-driven,” Heath said.

6. List your contact information, particularly your cell phone number and e-mail address. Heath advises against listing your current work phone number. “I don’t think a potential employer would be impressed that you’re using company resources to find a job,” she said.

7. Use consistent formatting. Use the same size and type of font throughout your resume, such as 12-point Times New Roman. Offsetting your name in a slightly larger font is acceptable. If you cut and paste from various versions of your resume, be sure to align the text and eliminate formatting glitches.

8. Remember to double check your spelling. Heath suggests printing your resume, reading it and proofreading it to catch spelling and grammatical problems. It’s fine to use an automated spell-check, she said, but be wary of such systems introducing errors.

9. Bling on resumes is bad. Steer clear of using lots of large fonts in different colors, and of underscoring and bolding text for extra emphasis. Excessive use of bells and whistles distracts the reader and makes your resume look unprofessional.

10. No headshots, please. Pictures and resumes are like oil and water. If you have the urge, don’t give in.

At the end of the day, Heath said, “People need to remember when they’re sending their resume out they’re sending a version of themselves. ...

Make it a statement-a strong one.”

Kristina Cowan is the senior writer for PayScale.com. She has over 10 years of journalism experience, specializing in education and workforce issues.

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Dogs Two story home has 2,576sqft. living area, 728sqft. garage; 4-bedrooms, 5-bathrooms, vaulted ceilings, radiant floor heat (both floors) & a two story fireplace/woodstove area that is the centerpiece of living/dining room. Large living room windows, southern exposure, high efficiency gas furnace keeps the heating bills down. Five star energy rating. Underground utilities, well with excellent water quality & flow.

Finishing touches to be selected are flooring, cabinets, appliances, countertops, stairway hardwoods & bathroom tile/sinks/baths/toilets.

Can be sold As Is, or can be finished to owners specifications for additional costs. Six miles from Soldotna, towards Sterling, on Forest Lane.

Quiet subdivision with covenants. $126 per sqft. for living area, $76 per sqft. for garage. AS IS price $380,000. (907)262-1609

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Bids Invitation to Bid HC 14 The Ninilchik Traditional Council is seeking a General Contractor w/residential endorsement to construct a single level handicapped accessible ranch style home in Ninilchik. Indian Preference applies. Contractor must pay Tribal Wage Rate, must obtain proposal packet, do an on-site visit, and attend the Mandatory Pre-Bid Conference. Bid opens May 22, 2014 @ 9am and closes June 20, 2014 @ 5pm. Please contact Diane Reynolds, Procurement Officer for a bid packet @ (907) 567-3313.

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Bids Invitation to Bid HC 15 The Ninilchik Traditional Council is seeking a General Contractor w/residential endorsement to construct a single level handicapped accessible ranch style home in Anchor Point. Indian Preference applies. Contractor must pay Tribal Wage Rate, must obtain proposal packet, do an on-site visit, and attend the Mandatory Pre-Bid Conference. Bid opens May 22, 2014 @ 9am and closes June 20, 2014 @ 5pm. Please contact Diane Reynolds, Procurement Officer for a bid packet @ (907) 567-3313 PUBLISH: 5/22, 23, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 2014

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IN THE SUPERIOR COURT FOR THE STATE OF ALASKA THIRD JUDICIAL DISTRICT AT KENAI In the Matter of a Change of Name for:

IN THE SUPERIOR COURT FOR THE STATE OF ALASKA THIRD JUDICIAL DISTRICT AT KENAI

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ROBERT EDWARD BLACK Current Name of Adult Case No: 3KN-14-00411CI

FISHHAWK FISHERIES OF ALASKA, INC. an Alaska corporation,

) ) ) ) Plaintiff, ) ) vs. ) ) C. Dean Yeasel (deceased), the Unknown ) Heirs of C. Dean Yeasel and also all other ) persons or parties unknown claiming a ) right, title, estate, lien or interest in the real ) estate described in the complaint in this ) action. ) ) Defendants. ) _______________________________________) Case No. 3KN-14-246 CI

Notice of Petition to Change Name A petition has been filed in the Superior Court (Case # 3KN-14-00411CI) requesting a name change from (current name) ROBERT EDWARD BLACK to ROBERT EDWARD COUTURE. A hearing on this request will be held on June 25, 2014 at 4:00 p.m. at Courtroom 6, Kenai Courthouse, 125 Trading Bay Drive, Suite 100 Kenai, AK.

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THE UNKNOWN HEIRS OF C. DEAN YEASEL AND ALSO ALL OTHER PERSONS OR PARTIES UNKNOWN You are hereby summoned and required to file with the court an answer to the complaint filed in this case. Your answer must be filed with the court at 125 Trading Bay Road, Kenai, Alaska 99611 within 30 days after the last date of publication of this notice. In addition, a copy of your answer must be sent to the Plaintiff's attorney, Gregory D. Stein, whose address is Baldwin & Butler, LLC, 125 N. Willow St., Kenai, AK 99611.

If you fail to file an answer within the required time, a default judgment may be entered against you for the relief demanded in the complaint.

This is an action for quiet title regarding the following real property located at : 1) Lot Three-A (3-A), Block One (1), according to the Plat of WATERER SUBDIVISION, filed under Plat No. 74-78, Kenai Recording District, Third Judicial District, State of Alaska located at 43465 Jasper Lane, Kenai, AK 99611; and 2) Lot Four (4), Block One (1), according to the Plat of WATERER SUBDIVISION, filed under Plat No. 72-45, Kenai Recording District, Third Judicial District, State of Alaska, located at 43465 Jasper Lane, Kenai, AK 99611; and 3) Lot One (1), Block Four (4), according to the Plat of INLET GLEN SUBDIVISION, filed under Plat No. 85-97, Kenai Recording District, Third Judicial District, State of Alaska located at 53683 Rons Court, Kenai, AK 99611; and 4) Lot Eight (8), Block Two (2), according to the Plat of INLET GLEN SUBDIVISION, filed under Plat No. 85-97, Kenai Recording District, Third Judicial District, State of Alaska located at 53683 Rons Court, Kenai, AK 99611.

The relief demanded is a judgment granting Plaintiff title to the Real Property, free from any claims of Defendants plus all allowable and reasonable attorney fees and costs.

You have been made a party to this action because you may have an interest in the real property.

Dated at Kenai, Alaska this 30th day of April, 2014.

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Lemurs Find a Home

Distant relatives Lemurs were one of the first primates (PRY-mates), the family that includes humans, monkeys and apes. Primates have digits, or fingers and toes, that can grasp things. Most have fingernails instead of claws.

Primates have big brains for their body size. The lemur brain size is smaller than those of later, similarsized primates such as monkeys.

Meet Patricia Wright photo by Drew Fellman, © IMAX® film “Island of Lemurs: Madagascar”

Dr. Patricia Wright is one of the main advisers for the new IMAX 3D documentary movie “Island of Lemurs: Madagascar.”

Patricia studied biology and anthropology in college and now teaches anthropology. She spent years studying lemurs in the wild. She convinced Madagascar officials to set aside a national park for the lemurs and other animals.

She guided the “Island of Lemurs” moviemakers as they filmed in rugged conditions in Madagascar. There are few roads or hotels, so if it rained, it meant they might not be able to film for a week. Travel was often difficult. In one area, it took them 10 hours to go only 60 miles because they had to keep digging the car out of the mud.

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Lemurs are the main animals spreading pollen in the Madagascar rain forest. It is unusual for nonflying animals to be pollinators in rain forests. Usually, birds or bats fill that niche. However, in Madagascar, most birds and bats eat only insects.

They don’t dine on nectar.

But lemurs do eat flower nectar.

When they lick up the nectar, they get pollen on their faces. As they travel from flower to flower, they spread the pollen, which allows the plants to reproduce.

Most lemurs are arboreal (ar-BORE-eeuhl), or animals that live in trees. Species such as the ring-tailed lemur travel easily through the forest. The ring-tailed lemur also is at home on the ground, which is not true for all lemurs.

All the following jokes have something in common. Can you guess the common theme or category?

Female lemurs are dominant, or the most powerful animals in a group. This is opposite of how it usually is in primate groups.

Different types of lemurs get together, or socialize, in different ways. Many groups stay together for years. Nocturnal lemurs, or those that are active at night, often seek food alone, but nest together during the day. Many females, and sometimes a male, may share a nest.

Lemurs keep track of other lemurs by calls and smells. They have different calls for greeting or alarms.

Lemurs may rush to help lemurs of a different species or even to help birds that aren’t lemur enemies.

Some have different calls for different types of predators. For example, the alarm call for a snake is different than the alarm call for a predatory bird, such as a hawk.

Family life In a group of black and white ruffed lemurs, all the females have their babies at the same time. They reproduce only when there is enough food to support lots of babies. They may go years without having any at all. When there is enough food, they may each have two to five babies in a litter.

In order to care for all these babies at once, the mothers form a type of kindergarten. They put six to eight young together in a nest. While the mothers seek food, older daughters, female cousins, fathers or brothers care for the babies.

Lone fathers and groups of lemurs may attack a predator.

A baby lemur can’t cling to its mother. She carries it in her mouth like a cat carries her kittens. If she is moving to a new nest, she carries one baby at a time to the new home.

The Mini Page thanks primatologist Dr. Patricia C. Wright, founder of a lemur refuge in Madagascar; and the Warner Bros. Pictures and IMAX Entertainment movie “Island of Lemurs: Madagascar,” for help with this issue.

Indri lemurs sing loud songs, bark when threatened and make kissing sounds to show affection.

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Lemurs occupy niches all over the forest. Different species can survive because they each fill a separate niche.

For example, three types of lemurs eat bamboo, but they don’t compete with one another for food. The largest one, about the size of a large cat, has teeth sharp enough to chew bamboo trunks.

The medium-sized bamboo-eater eats shoots, or young branches.

These shoots are filled with cyanide, which is poisonous to most animals.

These lemurs can change the poisons in their bodies so it doesn’t hurt them.

The littlest types eat the smallest bamboo leaves. The big leaves and stems are too tough. But they can eat the littlest leaves, which most animals don’t like because they are full of silica, a substance like sand.

Ring-tailed lemurs stay together for extra protection during the day.

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When people first landed on Madagascar about 2,000 years ago, they began burning the lemurs’ forest home. Now, more than 90 percent of the forests there have been destroyed.

All the large species of lemurs are extinct. More than 75 percent of the remaining lemurs are endangered.

Most of the people in Madagascar are poor. They may kill lemurs for food. Sometimes they are scared of the strange-looking animals. Lemurs have wide stares, and some kinds move around at night, so many native people believed they were spirits.

“Lemur” means “ghost” in Latin.

People are destroying the forests for money or to create new land for growing crops. But people are also making progress in saving the lemurs’ habitat. Parks have been set aside as refuges. People are realizing they can make a living by working with tourists who want to see the many special animals in Madagascar.

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The eastern grey bamboo lemur is the smallest bamboo lemur, at about 5 pounds.

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Though only 20 years old, Spieth was the top U.S. amateur golfer in 2009 and 2011. He helped the University of Texas win an NCAA championship in 2012 as an AllAmerican and was named last season’s PGA Tour Rookie of the Year.

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Because it is isolated in the sea, the island of Madagascar is filled with unusual wildlife.

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The mouse lemur is the smallest primate in the world, weighing about 1 1/2 to 2 ounces.

It easily fits in the palm of a person’s hand.

Millions of years ago, a storm swept a group of small mammals, the early lemurs, out to sea. They floated from Africa on a natural raft of plants until they reached an island about the size of Texas.

This island, Madagascar, was so isolated from other land that there were no other mammals or birds present. There were few predators, or enemies, of the lemurs. Snakes and crocodiles lived on the island, but no other predators arrived for about 40 million years.

Lemurs spread out throughout the island. They developed into hundreds of different species, ranging from those as big as a gorilla to those as tiny as a mouse. They filled every niche (nitch), or position in the environment.

photo by Drew Fellman, © IMAX® film “Island of Lemurs: Madagascar”

Before settling into the holes of trees to hibernate, fat-tailed dwarf lemurs put on about one-third of their weight. They need these extra fat stores because they hibernate from four to six months a year.

Lemur paradise

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About 60 million years ago, our distant cousins, the lemurs (LEEmers), were castaways on Madagascar, an island off the coast of Africa. For millions of years, this island was a wonderful home for the lemurs — until humans arrived.

Today, lemurs are critically endangered, and many species are extinct. Experts say they are the most endangered mammals in the world.

Lemurs are found nowhere on Earth except Madagascar.

To learn more about this entrancing animal, The Mini Page talked with a biologist who helped found a lemur refuge. She is an adviser for a new movie, “Island of Lemurs: Madagascar.”

Lisa: Why does the lemur go crazy?

Larry: Because he is bananas!

Lena: Where do lemurs go when they lose their tails?

Lilly: To the retail store!

Lonny: What do you call a lemur with a banana in each ear?

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About a Boy ››› (2002, ComedyDrama) Hugh Grant, Toni Collette. An irresponsible playboy becomes emotionally attached to a woman’s 12year-old son. ‘PG-13’ (1:40) ! HBO Wed. 4 p.m.

Air Force One ››› (1997, Suspense) Harrison Ford, Gary Oldman. Demanding the release of a political prisoner, a terrorist and his gang hijack the U.S. president’s plane. ‘R’ (2:04) (38) SPIKE Fri. 11:05 p.m.

American Beauty ›››› (1999, Comedy-Drama) Kevin Spacey, Annette Bening. An unhappy husband rebels against his stifling existence. ‘R’ (2:02) ^ HBO2 Wed. 5 p.m.

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Batman Begins ››› (2005, Action) Christian Bale, Michael Caine. Following the death of his parents, young heir Bruce Wayne becomes a masked avenger who fights the forces of evil in Gotham City. ‘PG-13’ (2:20) + MAX Sun. 11:40 p.m.; Wed. 6:40 p.m.; Sat. 4:50 p.m.

The Best Man ››› (1999, ComedyDrama) Taye Diggs, Nia Long. A writer heads to New York to be best man at a friend’s wedding, where he meets up with an old flame. ‘R’ (2:00) 8 TMC Fri. 9 p.m.

Beverly Hills Cop ››› (1984, Comedy) Eddie Murphy, Judge Reinhold. A hip Detroit detective drives out to Los Angeles and shows local police how to catch a killer. ‘R’ (1:45) (38) SPIKE Tue. 5 p.m.

The Brothers Bloom ›› (2008, Comedy-Drama) Rachel Weisz, Adrien Brody. ‘PG-13’ (1:49) 8 TMC Tue. 5 p.m.

Byzantium ››› (2012, Horror) Gemma Arterton, Saoirse Ronan. Mayhem follows when two female vampires, on the run from a kindred group, take

refuge at a seaside British community.

‘R’ (1:58) 8 TMC Fri. 5 p.m.

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Coach Carter ››› (2005, Drama) Samuel L. Jackson, Robert Ri’chard.

A high-school basketball coach turns a losing team around, then faces criticism for pushing the athletes to put grades first. ‘PG-13’ (2:16) 8 TMC Thu. 6:30 p.m.

Cocaine Cowboys II: Hustlin’ With the Godmother ››› (2008, Documentary) Filmmaker Billy Corben examines the relationship between drug lords Charles Cosby and Griselda Blanco.

‘NR’ (1:41) (65) CNBC Mon. 7 p.m.

Coming to America ››› (1988, Comedy) Eddie Murphy, Arsenio Hall.

Pampered Prince Akeem of Zamunda comes to New York with his royal sidekick to find a true-love bride. ‘R’ (1:56) (38) SPIKE Tue. 7:30 p.m.

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The Dark Knight ›››› (2008, Action) Christian Bale, Heath Ledger. Batman battles a vicious criminal known as the Joker. ‘PG-13’ (2:32) (43) AMC Sat. 6:30 p.m.

Die Hard 2 ››› (1990, Action) Bruce Willis, Bonnie Bedelia. The sequel’s police hero spots military terrorists while waiting for his wife at a Washington, D.C., airport. ‘R’ (2:04) (43) AMC Wed. 4:30 p.m.

Die Hard With a Vengeance ››› (1995, Action) Bruce Willis, Jeremy Irons.

Suspended from the police force, John McClane enlists a Harlem shopkeeper to help stop a terrorist bomber. ‘R’ (2:08) (43) AMC Wed. 7 p.m.; Thu. 4 p.m.

Django Unchained ››› (2012, Western) Jamie Foxx, Christoph Waltz. A former slave joins forces with the German bounty hunter who freed him and helps hunt down the South’s mostwanted criminals, all in the hope of finding his long-lost wife. ‘R’ (2:45) 5 SHOW Tue. 6:15 p.m.

Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story ››› (2004, Comedy) Vince Vaughn, Chris-

tine Taylor. The owner of a gym and an overbearing entrepreneur form dodgeball teams to compete for $50,000 in Las Vegas. ‘PG-13’ (1:32) ^ HBO2 Fri. 5:50 p.m.

Dolphin Tale ››› (2011, Docudrama) Harry Connick Jr., Ashley Judd. A marine biologist, a prosthetics designer and a boy band together to save the life of a dolphin whose tail was severely damaged in a trap. ‘PG’ (1:53) (51) FAM Sat. 10:30 p.m.

astated Thailand. ‘PG-13’ (1:43) 8 TMC Mon. 8 p.m.; Thu. 11:05 p.m.

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Jaws ›››› (1975, Horror) Roy Scheider, Robert Shaw. A man-eating shark terrorizes a New England resort town. ‘PG’ (2:04) (43) AMC Sat. 11 p.m.

Juno ››› (2007, Comedy-Drama) Ellen Page, Michael Cera. Unforeseen complications arise when a precocious teenager chooses an upscale couple to adopt her unborn baby. ‘PG-13’ (1:36) (28) USA Fri. 11:01 p.m.

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Fast & Furious 6 ›› (2013, Action) Vin Diesel, Paul Walker. ‘PG-13’ (2:10) ^ HBO2 Fri. 8 p.m.

Fast Five ›› (2011, Action) Vin Diesel, Paul Walker. ‘PG-13’ (2:10) (28) USA Sat. 4 p.m.

Fight Club ››› (1999, Suspense) Brad Pitt, Edward Norton. Two young professionals create an underground club where men can compete in handto-hand combat. ‘R’ (2:19) ^ HBO2 Wed. 11:15 p.m.

Fish Tank ››› (2009, Drama) Michael Fassbender, Katie Jarvis. Life changes for 15-year-old Mia when her mother brings home a new boyfriend.

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Flags of Our Fathers ››› (2006, War) Ryan Phillippe, Jesse Bradford. Some of the soldiers who raised the U.S. flag on Mount Suribachi during the Battle of Iwo Jima at the end of World War II live to hear of their status as heroes. ‘R’ (2:12) + MAX Mon. 6:45 p.m.

Forrest Gump ›››› (1994, ComedyDrama) Tom Hanks, Robin Wright. An innocent man enters history from the ’50s to the ’90s. ‘PG-13’ (2:22) (51) FAM Mon. 7 p.m.; Tue. 5 p.m.

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The Green Mile ››› (1999, Drama) Tom Hanks, David Morse. In 1935 a head prison guard realizes a man on death row may be innocent and have a supernatural ability to heal others. ‘R’ (3:07) (43) AMC Thu. 7 p.m.

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The Impossible ››› (2012, Drama) Naomi Watts, Ewan McGregor. A couple and their three sons encounter terror, courage and compassion following the December 2004 tsunami that dev-

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The Lincoln Lawyer ››› (2011, Suspense) Matthew McConaughey, Marisa Tomei. A lawyer who operates out of the back of his Lincoln Continental lands the case of a lifetime when he defends a Beverly Hills playboy accused of attempted murder. ‘R’ (1:59) (31) TNT Fri. 7 p.m.

The Little Mermaid ›››› (1989, Fantasy) Voices of Jodi Benson, Pat Carroll. Animated. Disney’s Oscar-winning version of the fairy tale. ‘G’ (1:22) (51) FAM Sat. 8:45 p.m.

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Magic Mike ››› (2012, ComedyDrama) Channing Tatum, Alex Pettyfer. A male stripper takes a newcomer under his wing and instructs him in the fine arts of partying, picking up women, and making plenty of money.

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The Matrix Reloaded ››› (2003, Science Fiction) Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne. Freedom fighters use extraordinary skills and weaponry to revolt against machines. ‘R’ (2:18) (43) AMC Fri. 9:01 p.m.

Men in Black ››› (1997, Action) Tommy Lee Jones, Will Smith. A veteran agent and a rookie protect mankind from dangerous extraterrestrials roaming the Earth. ‘PG-13’ (1:38) (50) NICK Mon. 7 p.m.

Mulan ››› (1998, Musical) Voices of Ming-Na Wen, Lea Salonga. Animated.

A Chinese maiden disguises herself as a man to take her father’s place in battle against invading Huns. ‘G’ (1:28) (51) FAM Sat. 6:45 p.m.

The Muppets ››› (2011, Comedy) Jason Segel, Amy Adams. Kermit, Miss Piggy and the other Muppets join forces with their fans to raise $10 million to save Muppet Studios from a greedy Texan who wants to raze the building and drill for oil. ‘PG’ (1:38) (49) DISN Fri. 7 p.m.

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The Next Three Days ›› (2010, Suspense) Russell Crowe, Elizabeth Banks. ‘PG-13’ (2:13) (31) TNT Sat. 8 p.m.

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Oblivion ›› (2013, Science Fiction) Tom Cruise, Morgan Freeman. ‘PG-13’ (2:05) + MAX Wed. 9 p.m.

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Pacific Rim ››› (2013, Science Fiction) Charlie Hunnam, Diego Klattenhoff. A washed-up ex-pilot and an untested trainee must drive an old, obsolete robot in a last-ditch effort

Space Cowboys ››› (2000, Adventure) Clint Eastwood, Tommy Lee Jones. Four aging astronauts who never made it into space agree to go up and repair a 1950s satellite. ‘PG-13’ (2:09) (43) AMC Thu. 11:01 p.m.

The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie ››› (2004, Comedy) Voices of Tom Kenny, Bill Fagerbakke. Animated.

SpongeBob and Patrick head for Shell City to retrieve King Neptune’s stolen crown and save the life of Mr. Krabs.

‘PG’ (1:27) (50) NICK Sun. 5 p.m.

Step Up Revolution ›› (2012, Drama) Ryan Guzman, Kathryn McCormick.

‘PG-13’ (1:38) 5 SHOW Wed. 5:20 p.m.

to repel a lethal force of monstrous invaders. ‘PG-13’ (2:11) ^ HBO2 Sat. 8 p.m.

Pearl Harbor ›› (2001, War) Ben Affleck, Josh Hartnett. ‘PG-13’ (3:03) (43) AMC Mon. 6 p.m., 9 p.m.

Pocahontas ›› (1995, Adventure) Voices of Irene Bedard, Judy Kuhn. ‘G’ (1:27) (51) FAM Sat. 5 p.m.

Prisoners ››› (2013, Suspense) Hugh Jackman, Jake Gyllenhaal.

When police have to release their only suspect, a desperate man takes the law into his own hands after his young daughter and her friend disappear. ‘R’ (2:33) ! HBO Mon. 11:15 p.m. ^ HBO2 Sun. 8 p.m.

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Quartet ››› (2012, Comedy-Drama) Maggie Smith, Tom Courtenay. A longsmoldering flame is rekindled when a once-popular opera star reunites with her ex-husband and fellow performers at a retirement home for musicians.

‘PG-13’ (1:39) 8 TMC Tue. 9 p.m.

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Red 2 ›› (2013, Action) Bruce Willis, John Malkovich. ‘PG-13’ (1:56) !

HBO Sun. 6 p.m.; Wed. 8 p.m. ^ HBO2 Thu. 8 p.m.

Requiem for a Dream ››› (2000, Drama) Ellen Burstyn, Jared Leto. A middle-aged woman gets an invitation to be on her favorite game show, as her son starts selling cocaine and becomes an addict. ‘NR’ (1:42) 8 TMC Wed. 10:40 p.m.

Resident Evil: Extinction ›› (2007, Horror) Milla Jovovich, Oded Fehr. ‘R’ (1:34) (82) SYFY Sat. 6 p.m.

The Rundown ››› (2003, Adventure) The Rock, Seann William Scott. Before his retirement, a bounty hunter must locate his boss’ son, who is searching for a priceless artifact in the Amazon.

‘PG-13’ (1:44) (38) SPIKE Sat. 10:30 p.m.

Stick It ›› (2006, Comedy-Drama) Jeff Bridges, Missy Peregrym. ‘PG-13’ (1:45) (51) FAM Thu. 6 p.m.

Storage 24 ›› (2012, Horror) Noel Clarke, Colin O’Donoghue. ‘R’ (1:27) 8 TMC Sat. 8 p.m., 11 p.m.

Sunlight Jr. ››› (2013, Drama) Naomi Watts, Matt Dillon. Financial strain, an unplanned pregnancy and an abusive ex threaten the stability of a poor couple’s relationship. ‘NR’ (1:30) 8 TMC Mon. 10 p.m.

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Taken 2 ›› (2012, Action) Liam Neeson, Maggie Grace. ‘NR’ (1:39) + MAX Sat. 7:15 p.m.

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Scary Movie ››› (2000, Comedy) Shawn Wayans, Marlon Wayans.

Keenen Ivory Wayans directed this sendup of slasher films in which a vengeful killer stalks a group of nubile teens. ‘R’ (1:28) ^ HBO2 Tue. 4:15 p.m.

The Score ››› (2001, Crime Drama) Robert De Niro, Edward Norton. A master thief agrees to work with a volatile partner for one last heist before he retires. ‘R’ (2:03) (31) TNT Fri. 9:30 p.m.

Shrek 2 ››› (2004, Comedy) Voices of Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy. Animated. A green ogre, his new wife and a donkey find adventure while visiting his in-laws. ‘PG’ (1:32) (30) TBS Sun. 7 p.m., 9 p.m.

Sleepy Hollow ››› (1999, Horror) Johnny Depp, Christina Ricci. A Colonial-era constable probes a series of grisly decapitations in an upstate New York hamlet. ‘R’ (1:45) 5 SHOW Sat. 5 p.m.

Snitch ›› (2013, Crime Drama) Dwayne Johnson, Barry Pepper. ‘PG13’ (1:52) + MAX Fri. 7 p.m.

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Videos San Diego. (N) (Live) ning (N) Videos Eleven” In the Kitchen With David Tools and techniques to create delicious dishes; host David Ven- Canon Cameras Cameras Summertime ‘G’ Vionic With Orthaheel ‘G’ Canon Cameras Cameras Destination Gold May is gold (20) QVC 137 317 able. ‘G’ (20) and accessories. ‘G’ and accessories. ‘G’ month. ‘G’ Joel Osteen New Sheer “Because I Said So” (2007, Romance-Comedy) Diane “My Sister’s Keeper” (2009, Drama) Cameron Diaz, Abigail “A Walk to Remember” (2002, Romance) Shane West, “You Again” (2010, RoCover Studio Keaton, Mandy Moore. A meddlesome woman tries to find the Breslin, Alec Baldwin. A girl sues for emancipation from her Mandy Moore, Peter Coyote. A high-school delinquent courts mance-Comedy) Kristen Bell, (23) (23) LIFE 108 252 ‘PG’ makeup perfect man for her daughter. parents. a minister’s daughter.

Jamie Lee Curtis.

NCIS A new special agent NCIS Gibbs interrogates an NCIS “Two-Faced” ‘PG’ NCIS Gibbs and Fornell’s ex NCIS The team investigates a NCIS Searching for a missing NCIS Investigating a Navy NCIS A dead captain in an (28) USA 105 242 arrives. ‘PG’ (28) accused murderer. ‘PG’ asks for help. ‘PG’ plane crash. ‘PG’ Marine. ‘14’ commander’s murder. ‘14’ unusual costume. ‘14’ Friends ‘PG’ Friends ‘PG’ “Race to Witch Mountain” (2009, Adventure) Dwayne “Sky High” (2005, Comedy) Michael Angarano, Kurt Russell, “Home Alone” (1990, Comedy) Macaulay Culkin, Joe Pesci, “Diary of a Wimpy Kid” Johnson, AnnaSophia Robb, Alexander Ludwig. A Las Vegas Kelly Preston. Two superheroes send their reluctant son to a Daniel Stern. A left-behind boy battles two burglars in the (2010, Comedy) Zachary (30) TBS 139 247 (30) cabbie must protect two paranormal youths. training school. house.

Gordon, Robert Capron.

Law & Order “Suicide Box” Law & Order “Genius” ‘14’ “Red Dawn” (1984, Action) Patrick Swayze. High-school “10,000 B.C.” (2008, Adventure) Steven Strait. A prehistoric “The Forbidden Kingdom” (2008) Jackie Chan. An Ameri (31) TNT 138 245 ‘14’ (31) guerrillas take on invading Soviet troops. man must save his beloved from evil warlords. can teen journeys back in time to ancient China.

College Softball NCAA Tournament, Super Regional: Teams SportsCenter (N) (Live) College Softball NCAA Tournament, Super Regional: Teams College Softball NCAA Tournament, Super Regional: Teams Baseball Tonight: Sunday (34) ESPN 140 206 TBA. (N) (Live) (34) TBA. (If necessary). (N) (Live) TBA. (N) (Live) Night Countdown (N) SportsCenter (N) College Baseball ACC Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. From Greensboro, N.C. (N) (Live) NCAA Studio College Baseball SEC Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. From Hoover, Ala. (N) (Live) NCAA Studio (35) ESPN2 144 209 (35) Update Update Hawg Quest Paid Program Back Pain The Power to Paid Program Paid Program Mariners All Mariners MLB Baseball Houston Astros at Seattle Mariners. From Safeco Field in Seattle. (N Subject Mariners MLS Soccer (36) ROOT 426 687 (N) (36) Relief Clean ‘G’ Access Pregame to Blackout) (Live) Postgame Off Road Engine Power Truck Tech Detroit Bar Rescue ‘PG’ Bar Rescue ‘PG’ Bar Rescue “Scary Mary’s” Bar Rescue “Brawlin’ Babes” Bar Rescue “Characters As- Bar Rescue “A Bar Full of (38) SPIKE 241 241 (38) Muscle ‘PG’ ‘PG’ sassination” ‘PG’ Bull” ‘PG’ (7:02) “Heartbreak Ridge” (1986, War) Clint Eastwood, Mar- “Glory” (1989) Matthew Broderick, Denzel Washington. Col. Robert G.Shaw TURN “Pilot” A Long Island farmer is recruited. TURN A Royal Officer is mur- TURN Ben is betrayed by his (43) AMC 131 254 sha Mason, Everett McGill.

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‘14’ dered. ‘14’ own militia. ‘14’ Regular Show Regular Show Adventure Adventure Adventure Adventure “The Smurfs” (2011, Comedy) Hank Azaria, Neil Patrick “Dr. Seuss’ The Cat in the Hat” (2003) Mike Myers. A mis- Clarence ‘PG’ Clarence ‘PG’ (46) TOON 176 296 ‘PG’ (46) ‘PG’ Time ‘PG’ Time ‘PG’ Time ‘PG’ Time ‘PG’ Harris, Jayma Mays. chievous feline invades the home of two children.

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Ricci, Bill Pullman.

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“Turbulence” (1997) Ray Liotta. ‘R’ “Madagascar 3: Wanted” (:10) “Oblivion” (2013) Tom Cruise. ‘PG-13’ (:15) “Falling Down” (1993) Michael Douglas. ‘R’ (:10) “Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous” “Incredible Burt” Before (:35) “Dark Shadows” (2012) Johnny Depp.

“The World’s End” (2013) Simon Pegg. ‘R’ (:20) “Cruel Intentions” (1999) ‘R’ “The Internship” (2013) Vince Vaughn. ‘PG-13’ Best Man (:35) “My Super Ex-Girlfriend” (:15) “Now You See Me” (2013) ‘PG-13’ (:15) “Road Trip” (2000) Seann William Scott.

(1:50) “Rebound” (2005) ‘PG’ (:20) Mama Perks (:45) “Notting Hill” (1999) Julia Roberts, Hugh Grant. ‘PG-13’ “Judge Dredd” (1995, Action) ‘R’ (:45) “Rescue Dawn” (2006, War) Christian Bale. ‘PG-13’ “Lincoln” (2012) (7:45) “Far and Away” (1992) Tom Cruise. (:05) “The Truman Show” (1998) Jim Carrey.

“Slither” (2006) Nathan Fillion. (:45) “Boat Trip” (2003) Cuba Gooding Jr. ‘R’ Sleepy As Cool as I (:45) “Dead Poets Society” (1989) Robin Williams. ‘PG’ “Sylvia” (2003, Biography) Gwyneth Paltrow. ‘R’ “Stage Beauty” (2004) Billy Crudup. ‘R’ “When a Man” Inside Out (:35) “All In: The Poker Movie” “Quality Balls: Steinberg” (:15) “Ruthless People” (1986) Danny DeVito.

“The Joy Luck Club” (1993, Drama) Rosalind Chao. ‘R’ Valhalla Rolling Stones: Sweet Summer Sun Hyde Park 2013 “Broadway Idiot: Green Day” “The Three Musketeers” (1993) (:15) “The Chaperone” (2011) Ariel Winter ‘PG-13’ “W.” (2008) ‘PG-13’ (7:30) “The Three Musketeers” “Bad News Bears” (2005) Billy Bob Thornton.

“The Impossible” (2012) Naomi Watts.

“Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights” “Material Girls” (2006) (7:45) “Foolproof” (2003) ‘R’ “The Understudy” (2008) ‘NR’ (:15) “Jack the Reaper” (2012) ‘R’ (:45) “Quartet” (2012) Maggie Smith. ‘PG-13’ “Melancholia” (2011, Drama) ‘R’ (7:55) “The Woman in the Fifth” (:20) “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1” (:20) “Hide and Seek” (2000) ‘R’ “The Reluctant Fundamentalist” (2012) ‘R’ (:10) “The Ramen Girl” (7:45) “Blackthorn” (2011) ‘R’ “The Impossible” (2012) Naomi Watts.

“Billy Bathgate” (1991) Dustin Hoffman. ‘R’ (:20) “Roadie” (2011) Ron Eldard.

“The Woman in Black” (:05) “Diary of a Mad Black Woman” (2005) (:05) “Lionheart” (1990, Action) ‘R’ “Street Fighter” (1994) ‘PG-13’ (:40) “Derailed” (2002, Action) ‘R’ (:10) “Complicit” (2013)

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Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby ›› (2006, Comedy) Will Ferrell, John C. Reilly. ‘NR’ (2:02) (38) SPIKE Wed. 5:30 p.m.

There’s Something About Mary ›› (1998, Romance-Comedy) Cameron Diaz, Matt Dillon. ‘R’ (1:58) ! HBO Tue. 11:30 p.m.

Trouble With the Curve ›› (2012, Drama) Clint Eastwood, Amy Adams. ‘PG13’ (1:51) ^ HBO2 Sun. 11:05 p.m.

27 Dresses ›› (2008, RomanceComedy) Katherine Heigl, James

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Marsden. ‘PG-13’ (1:47) (23) LIFE Sun. 7 p.m., 10:02 p.m.; Mon. 4 p.m.

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 ›› (2011, Romance) Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson. ‘PG-13’ (1:57) 8 TMC Wed. 7 p.m.; Sat. 4 p.m.

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 ›› (2012, Romance) Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson. ‘PG-13’ (1:55) 8 TMC Sun. 7 p.m.; Sat. 6 p.m.

Two for the Money ›› (2005, Drama) Al Pacino, Matthew McConaughey. ‘R’ (2:02) + MAX Thu. 9 p.m.

2 Guns ›› (2013, Action) Denzel Washington, Mark Wahlberg. ‘R’ (1:49) + MAX Tue. 9 p.m.

U Uncle Buck ›› (1989, Comedy) John Candy, Amy Madigan. ‘PG’ (1:40) (51) FAM Tue. 8 p.m.

W Walking Tall ›› (2004, Action) The Rock, Johnny Knoxville. ‘PG-13’ (1:26) (38) SPIKE Fri. 6:30 p.m.

Warm Bodies ›› (2013, RomanceComedy) Nicholas Hoult, Teresa Palmer. ‘PG-13’ (1:38) ! HBO Fri. 7 p.m.

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The Way, Way Back ››› (2013, Comedy-Drama) Steve Carell, Toni Collette.

After his mother’s lover belittles him, a boy befriends a water-park employee who helps give him the confidence to come out of his shell. ‘PG-13’ (1:43) ^ HBO2 Wed. 9:30 p.m.

Wedding Crashers ››› (2005, Comedy) Owen Wilson, Vince Vaughn. Two divorce mediators spend a wild weekend partying with a politician and his eccentric family. ‘R’ (1:59) (30) TBS Fri. 7 p.m., 9:30 p.m.

Welcome to the Punch ›› (2013, Action) James McAvoy, Mark Strong. ‘R’ (1:39) 8 TMC Wed. 9 p.m.

The Words ›› (2012, Drama) Bradley Cooper, Jeremy Irons. ‘PG-13’ (1:36) 8 TMC Mon. 4:40 p.m.

The World’s End ››› (2013, Comedy) Simon Pegg, Nick Frost. An immature 40-year-old convinces his childhood pals to join him in an epic pub-crawl, but as they make their way toward their final destination, a battle for mankind emerges. ‘R’ (1:49) + MAX Sun. 7 p.m.

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Yes Man ›› (2008, Comedy) Jim Carrey, Zooey Deschanel. ‘PG-13’ (1:44) (81) COM Sat. 5:26 p.m. © Tribune Media Services

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Wednesday

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2:30 p.m. (36) ROOT MLB Baseball 5:30 p.m. (36) ROOT Mariners Pregame (Live) 6:00 p.m. (36) ROOT MLB Baseball (Live)

Saturday 12:30 p.m. (34) ESPN NHRA Drag Racing From Englishtown, N.J. (Same-day Tape) (CC)

BASEBALL Sunday 12:00 p.m. (8) WGN-A (36) ROOT MLB Baseball (Live) 12:30 p.m. (35) ESPN2 College Baseball (Live) 2:45 p.m. (8) WGN-A 10th Inning (Live) (CC) 3:00 p.m. (34) ESPN Baseball Tonight: Sunday Night Countdown (Live) 4:00 p.m. (34) ESPN MLB Baseball (Live)

Monday 12:00 p.m. (8) WGN-A (34) ESPN (36) ROOT MLB Baseball (Live) 3:00 p.m. (36) ROOT Mariners Postgame (Live) (36) ROOT MLB Baseball 8:00 p.m. (35) ESPN2 Baseball Tonight (Live) (CC)

Thursday 5:30 p.m. (36) ROOT Mariners Pregame (Live) 6:00 p.m. (34) ESPN Baseball Tonight (Live) (CC) (36) ROOT MLB Baseball (Live)

Monday

Thursday

4:30 p.m. (34) ESPN NBA Basketball (Live) (CC)

1:00 p.m. (35) ESPN2 College Football Live (Live) (CC)

3:00 p.m. (35) ESPN2 College Soft- ball (Live) (CC)

Tuesday

Friday

5:30 p.m. (35) ESPN2 College Softball (Live) (CC)

5:00 p.m. (31) TNT NBA Basketball (Live) (CC)

12:00 p.m. (34) ESPN NFL Live (Live) (CC)

Wednesday 4:30 p.m. (34) ESPN NBA Basketball (Live) (CC)

Thursday 5:00 p.m. (31) TNT NBA Basketball (Live) (CC)

Friday

2:30 p.m. (36) ROOT MLB Baseball 4:00 p.m. (8) WGN-A MLB Baseball (Live) 6:00 p.m. (36) ROOT MLB Baseball (Live)

4:30 p.m. (34) ESPN NBA Basketball (Live) (CC)

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BASKETBALL

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Sunday

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4:30 p.m. (31) TNT NBA Basketball (Live) (CC)

SOCCER Sunday

Saturday 4:30 p.m. (31) TNT NBA Basketball (Live) (CC)

BOXING Saturday

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5:30 p.m. (35) ESPN2 College Soft (10) ball (Live) (CC)

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Saturday

3:30 p.m. (36) ROOT MLS Soccer

C 3:00 p.m. (34) ESPN College Soft (8) ball (Live) (CC)

4:00 p.m. (35) ESPN2 MLS Soccer (Live)

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Wednesday 5:25 p.m. (35) ESPN2 Soccer (Live)

Thursday 3:00 p.m. (36) ROOT MLS Soccer

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12:00 p.m. (10) NBC 2014 French (31) Open Tennis From Roland Garros Stadium in Paris. (Same-day Tape) (34) (CC)

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3:00 p.m. ! HBO Boxing Carl Froch takes on George Groves in a 12-round bout, from London, England. (Same-day Tape) (CC)

12:30 p.m. (36) ROOT UEFA Champions League Soccer (Taped) 3:30 p.m. (36) ROOT MLS Soccer (Same-day Tape)

FOOTBALL

SOFTBALL

Tuesday

Sunday

12:00 p.m. (34) ESPN NFL Live (Live) (CC) 1:00 p.m. (35) ESPN2 College Football Live (Live) (CC)

1:00 p.m. (34) ESPN College Softball (Live) (CC) 4:00 p.m. (35) ESPN2 College Softball (Live) (CC)

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2:30 p.m. (36) ROOT Tennis Connors, McEnroe, Lendl and Cash.

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TRACK AND FIELD Saturday 12:30 p.m. (10) NBC Track and Field From Eugene, Ore. (Live) (CC)

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Fox’s amateur cooking competition “MasterChef” returns for a new season on Monday, featuring judges Graham Elliot, Gordon Ramsay and Joe Bastianich.

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Starting Sunday and airing on Tennis Channel, ESPN2 and NBC, the 2014 French Open offers highstakes action from Paris. Meet the competitors at www.rolandgarros. com/en_FR/

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Sunday on PBS, the National Memorial Day Concert, with Gary Sinise and Joe Mantegna as hosts, honors those who have made the ultimate sacrifice. Click on www. pbs.org/memorialdayconcert/

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Monday, “American Ninja Warrior” returns to NBC, pitting competitors against obstacle courses in hopes of making the finals in Las Vegas.

Go to www.nbc.com/americanninja-warrior Tuesday, “The Night Shift” premieres on NBC, following former combat medical experts working in a San Antonio hospital. Get the

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College Softball NCAA Studio College Softball NCAA World Series, Game 6: Teams TBA. Olbermann (N) Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) NBA Tonight Olbermann SportsCenter (N) Update From Oklahoma City. (N) (Live) (N) (2:30) MLB Baseball Los Angeles Angels of Mariners MLB Baseball Detroit Tigers at Seattle Mariners. From Safeco Field in Seattle. (N Subject to Mariners MLB Baseball Detroit Tigers at Seattle Mariners. From Safeco Field in SeAnaheim at Seattle Mariners.

Pregame Blackout) (Live) Postgame attle. (Subject to Blackout) Cops ‘PG’ Jail ‘PG’ Cops ‘14’ Cops ‘PG’ Cops ‘14’ “Walking Tall” (2004) The Rock, Johnny Knoxville. A sheriff (:35) “Law Abiding Citizen” (2009) Jamie Foxx, Gerard Butler. A prosecutor (:05) “Air Force One” (1997) and a deputy try to rid their town of thugs. gets caught up in a vengeful prisoner’s twisted scheme.

Harrison Ford.

(2:00) “The Green Mile” (1999) Tom Hanks. A guard thinks “The Matrix” (1999, Science Fiction) Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne, Carrie-Anne Moss. (:01) “The Matrix Reloaded” (2003, Science Fiction) Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne, an inmate has a supernatural power to heal.

A computer hacker learns his world is a computer simulation.

Carrie-Anne Moss. Freedom fighters revolt against machines.

King of the King of the The Cleve- The Cleve- American American Family Guy Family Guy Robot Aqua Teen Squidbillies American American Family Guy Family Guy Robot Hill ‘PG’ Hill ‘PG’ land Show land Show Dad ‘14’ Dad ‘14’ ‘14’ ‘14’ Chicken Hunger ‘MA’ Dad ‘14’ Dad ‘14’ ‘14’ ‘14’ Chicken Treehouse Masters “Wild But- Treehouse Masters “Temple Treehouse Masters ‘PG’ No Limits (N) No Limits (N) Treehouse Masters: Out on Treehouse Masters “MileTreehouse Masters: Out on Treehouse Masters “Mileterfly Escape” ‘PG’ of Adventure” ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ a Limb (N) ‘PG’ High Mancave” (N) ‘PG’ a Limb ‘PG’ High Mancave” ‘PG’ (3:55) Dog (:20) Dog With (:10) Jes(:35) JesDog With a Austin & “The Muppets” (2011) Jason Segel, Amy Adams. A greedy Austin & Jessie ‘G’ Dog With a Good Luck Jessie ‘G’ Austin & With a Blog a Blog sie ‘G’ sie ‘G’ Blog ‘G’ Ally ‘G’ oilman wants to raze Muppet Studios.

Ally ‘G’ Blog ‘G’ Charlie ‘G’ Ally ‘G’ SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob Sam & Cat ‘G’ Sam & Cat ‘G’ Sam & Cat ‘Y’ Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Friends ‘14’ (:36) Friends (:12) Friends ‘PG’ ‘PG’ (3:00) “Stick It” (2006) Jeff “The Last Song” (2010, Drama) Miley Cyrus, Greg Kinnear, Liam Hems“The Prince & Me” (2004, Romance-Comedy) Julia Stiles, Luke Mably, Ben The 700 Club ‘G’ Fresh Prince Fresh Prince Bridges. worth. A man tries to reconnect with his estranged daughter.

Miller. A collegian and a Danish prince fall in love.

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“The Muppets” (2011) Jason Segel, Amy Adams. A greedy Dog With a Liv & Mad- Dog With a Dog With a Dog With a Liv & Mad- Liv & Mad- Good Luck Good Luck Good Luck I Didn’t Do I Didn’t Do oilman wants to raze Muppet Studios.

Blog ‘G’ die ‘G’ Blog ‘G’ Blog ‘G’ Blog ‘G’ die ‘G’ die ‘G’ Charlie ‘G’ Charlie ‘G’ Charlie ‘G’ It ‘G’ It ‘G’ SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob Sanjay and Breadwinners SpongeBob Power Rang- SpongeBob Breadwinners Sanjay and The Fairly The Fairly The Fairly The Fairly SpongeBob SpongeBob Craig ‘Y7’ (N) ‘Y7’ ers ‘Y7’ Craig ‘Y7’ OddParents OddParents OddParents OddParents “Ever-Cinder- “Sydney White” (2007) Amanda Bynes, Sara Paxton. A col- “Charlie St. Cloud” (2010, Drama) Zac Efron. A tragedy “Tuck Everlasting” (2002) Alexis Bledel, William Hurt. A teen “The Prince & Me” (2004, Romance-Comella” lege coed finds a home with seven outcasts. shatters the dreams of a college-bound youth. meets a family who can stay young forever. edy) Julia Stiles, Luke Mably.

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Journal Edi- America’s News Headquarters (N) torial Rpt. (9:47) “Idiocracy” (2006, Comedy) Luke Wilson, Maya Rudolph. A soldier awakens 500 years in the future.

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Are We There The King of The King of “Journey to the Center of the Earth” (2008, Adventure) “Spider-Man” (2002, Action) Tobey Maguire, Willem Dafoe, Kirsten Dunst. A Friends ‘14’ Friends ‘14’ Friends ‘14’ Friends ‘PG’ Queens ‘PG’ Queens ‘PG’ Brendan Fraser, Josh Hutcherson. A professor and his bite from a mutant spider gives a teen unusual powers.

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Bet on Your Baby A 3-year- Sing Your Face Off Adam Levine; Lionel Richie; Elton John. To Be Announced old must pick up a phone.

(N) ‘PG’ (N) ‘PG’ Bloopers ‘PG’ Bloopers ‘PG’ How I Met 30 Rock “The The Insider Inside Edition Leverage “The Big Bang Job” Your Mother Baby Show” (N) Weekend (N) The team infiltrates a research “Glitter” ‘14’ ‘14’ ‘PG’ lab. ‘PG’ Recipe Rehab 15 Minute KTVA 5 p.m. CBS Evening Private Practice “Losing Mike & Molly Friends-Lives ‘G’ Meals First Take News Battles” ‘14’ ‘14’ (3:00) MLB Baseball Regional Coverage. Pittsburgh Pirates Paid Program Paid Program Entertainment Tonight (N) at Los Angeles Dodgers or Tampa Bay Rays at Boston Red Sox. (N) (Live) (3:00) “Unstoppable” (2010, News NBC Nightly Glee Marley, Jake, Kitty and Dateline NBC ‘PG’ Action) Denzel Washington, News (N) ‘G’ Ryder audition. ‘14’ Chris Pine.

Inside Foyle’s War Interviews with the cast Alaska 50s & 60s Party Songs (My Music) Pop songs and dance and crew. ‘G’ Weather ‘G’ hits. ‘G’

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Burn Notice “Unpaid Debts” The wrong side of Jamaican smugglers. ‘PG’ The Mentalist “Golden Hammer” ‘14’ The Middle The Middle Sue wins a “Royal Wedtrophy. ‘PG’ ding” ‘PG’

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White Collar “Veiled Threat” CSI: Miami “Raging Cannibal” The Office ‘14’ It’s Always Neal and Peter go undercover. Murder in the Everglades. ‘14’ Sunny in ‘PG’ Philadelphia 48 Hours (N) ‘PG’ KTVA Night- Castle A murder is traced to The Closer cast an Irish gang. ‘PG’ ‘14’ Paid Program The Big Bang The Big Bang Two and a Animation Domination HighTheory ‘PG’ Theory ‘14’ Half Men ‘14’ Def ‘14’ The Blacklist ‘14’

30 Days to a Younger Heart With Dr. Steven Growing Up Masley, MD Reversing onset of aging and Green ‘G’ disease. ‘G’

Channel 2 (:29) Saturday Night Live ‘14’ News: Late Edition (N) Austin City Limits Country Nature “American Eagle” Bald singer Miranda Lambert. ‘PG’ eagle. ‘PG’

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America’s Funniest Home (8) WGN-A 239 307 Videos ‘PG’ Sleep Number Beds ‘G’ (20) QVC 137 317

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Rules of En- Rules of En- Rules of En- Rules of En- 30 Rock ‘14’ 30 Rock ‘14’ It’s Always It’s Always gagement gagement gagement gagement Sunny Sunny Dell Computers “Dell Days” La-Z-Boy Comfortable reclin- Denim & Co. ‘G’ Breezies Intimates Collec- Around the House “La-Z‘G’ ers. ‘G’ tion ‘G’ Boy” ‘G’ (3:00) Movie ‘PG’ “Secret Sex Life of a Single Mom” (2014, Docudrama) “The Good Mistress” (2014, Suspense) Annie Heise, Kendra (:02) “Secret Sex Life of a Ashley Jones, Alex Carter. A divorcee finds sexual liberation Anderson, Antonio Cupo. A woman has a one-night stand with Single Mom” (2014) Ashley through online dating. her friend’s husband. ‘14’ Jones, Alex Carter.

“Fast Five” (2011, Action) Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Jordana Brewster. Dom Toretto and com- Modern Fam- Modern Fam- Modern Fam- Modern Fam- Modern Fam- Modern Fam- “The Mechanic” (2011) Jason Statham. An elite hit-man pany ramp up the action in Brazil. ily ‘PG’ ily ‘PG’ ily ‘PG’ ily ‘PG’ ily ‘PG’ ily ‘PG’ teaches his deadly trade to an apprentice.

The King of The King of Everybody Everybody Everybody Everybody The Big Bang The Big Bang The Big Bang The Big Bang The Big Bang The Big Bang Deal With “Journey to the Center of the Earth” (2008, Queens ‘PG’ Queens ‘PG’ Loves Ray- Loves Ray- Loves Ray- Loves Ray- Theory ‘PG’ Theory ‘14’ Theory ‘PG’ Theory ‘PG’ Theory ‘PG’ Theory ‘PG’ It ‘14’ Adventure) Brendan Fraser, Josh Hutcherson, mond ‘PG’ mond ‘PG’ mond ‘PG’ mond ‘PG’ Anita Briem.

NBA Tip-Off NBA Basketball San Antonio Spurs at Oklahoma City Thunder. Western Inside the NBA (N) (Live) “The Next Three Days” (2010, Suspense) Russell Crowe, Elizabeth Banks, Law & Order Famous fugitive Law & Order (N) (Live) Conference Final, game 6. (If necessary). (N) (Live) Brian Dennehy. A man plans to break his wife out of prison. eludes capture. ‘14’ ‘14’ College Softball NCAA Studio College Softball NCAA World Series, Game 10: Teams TBA. SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter Update From Oklahoma City. (N) (Live) College Baseball NCAA Tournament, Regional: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) SportsCenter ESPN Bases Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) Inside: U.S. Soccer’s March March to March to NASCAR Racing Nationwide (N) Loaded (N) to Brazil Brazil Brazil Series.

(3:30) MLS Soccer Real Salt Lake at Seattle Mariners MLB Baseball Detroit Tigers at Seattle Mariners. From Safeco Field in Seattle. (N Subject to Mariners MLB Baseball Detroit Tigers at Seattle Mariners. From Safeco Field in SeSounders FC. (N Same-day Tape) Pregame Blackout) (Live) Postgame attle. (Subject to Blackout) Cops ‘14’ Cops ‘14’ Cops ‘PG’ Cops ‘PG’ Cops ‘PG’ Cops ‘14’ Cops ‘PG’ Cops ‘PG’ “Law Abiding Citizen” (2009) Jamie Foxx, Gerard Butler. A prosecutor gets “The Rundown” (2003, Adventure) The Rock, caught up in a vengeful prisoner’s twisted scheme.

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(3:30) “The Matrix” (1999) Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne. A computer “The Dark Knight” (2008, Action) Christian Bale, Heath Ledger, Aaron Eckhart. Batman battles a vicious TURN “Challenge” Anna “Jaws” (1975) Roy Scheider, hacker learns his world is a computer simulation. criminal known as the Joker. searches for intelligence.

Robert Shaw.

King of the King of the American Family Guy Black Dyna- The BoonThe BoonAttack on Bleach (N) ‘14’ Space Dandy Naruto: Ship- One Piece Blue Exorcist Black Lagoon Beware the Naruto ‘PG’ Hill ‘PG’ Hill ‘PG’ Dad ‘14’ ‘14’ mite ‘14’ docks ‘MA’ docks ‘MA’ Titan ‘14’ ‘14’ puden (N) ‘Y7’ (N) ‘14’ ‘MA’ Batman ‘PG’ To Be Announced My Cat From Hell: Scratch My Cat From Hell “Einstein My Tiny Terror “Mini Cujo” Bad Dog! A cat chases away My Cat From Hell “Einstein My Tiny Terror “Mini Cujo” Tracks (N) ‘PG’ Hates Izzy” (N) ‘PG’ (N) ‘PG’ alligators. ‘PG’ Hates Izzy” ‘PG’ ‘PG’ Jessie ‘G’ Jessie ‘G’ Austin & Austin & Dog With a Dog With a Jessie ‘G’ Austin & I Didn’t Do Dog With a Lab Rats ‘Y7’ Kickin’ It ‘Y7’ Good Luck Dog With a Good Luck Jessie ‘G’ Ally ‘G’ Ally ‘G’ Blog ‘G’ Blog ‘G’ Ally ‘G’ It ‘G’ Blog ‘G’ Charlie ‘G’ Blog ‘G’ Charlie ‘G’ SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob Sam & Cat ‘Y’ Sam & Cat ‘G’ Sam & Cat ‘G’ The Thunder- Hathaways Sam & Cat ‘G’ AwesomeFull House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Friends ‘PG’ (:36) Friends (:12) Friends Pete enters mans ‘G’ nessTV ‘PG’ ‘PG’ fighting contest. ‘PG’ (2:30) “The Prince & Me” “Pocahontas” (1995, Adventure) Voices of (:45) “Mulan” (1998) Voices of Ming-Na Wen. Animated. A (:45) “The Little Mermaid” (1989, Fantasy) Voices of Jodi “Dolphin Tale” (2011, Docudrama) Harry (2004) Julia Stiles.

Irene Bedard, Judy Kuhn.

Chinese maiden disguises herself as a man.

Benson, Pat Carroll, Christopher Daniel Barnes.

Connick Jr., Ashley Judd.

OMG! EMT! “Wrong Place, OMG! EMT! Hiding a sorority OMG! EMT! A backyard wres- Sex Sent Me to the E.R. Sex Sent Me to the E.R. (N) We Should Have Eloped! (N) Sex Sent Me to the E.R. We Should Have Eloped!

Right Time” ‘14’ sister’s secret. ‘14’ tling mishap. ‘14’ “Game Over” ‘14’ Naked and Afraid ‘14’ Naked and Afraid ‘14’ Alaska: The Last Frontier Alaska: The Last Frontier Mini Monsters Very small and unique creatures. (N) ‘PG’ Alaska: The Last Frontier Mini Monsters Very small and ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ unique creatures. ‘PG’ Food Paradise “Sandwich Food Paradise “Pizza Para- Food Paradise American’s Ghost Adventures “Black Ghost Adventures (N) ‘PG’ The Dead Files A portal to The Dead Files ‘PG’ Ghost Adventures ‘PG’ Paradise” ‘PG’ dise 2” ‘PG’ love deep-fried food. ‘G’ Swan Inn” ‘PG’ evil spirits. ‘PG’ Mountain Men “Winter The World Wars A global war is ignited. ‘PG’ The World Wars Tension simmers throughout the world. ‘PG’ The World Wars War breaks out again under new leaders. (:01) The World Wars ‘PG’ Strikes” ‘PG’ ‘PG’ Criminal Minds “P911” A Criminal Minds “A Rite of Criminal Minds The team Criminal Minds “Profiling 101” Criminal Minds “Hit” The Criminal Minds “Run” The (:02) Criminal Minds “The (:01) Criminal Minds “Profilpornographer tries to auction Passage” A killer targets illegal must profile a serial killer. ‘14’ The team talks to a college team negotiates a hostage team negotiates a hostage Silencer” The BAU tracks an ing 101” The team talks to a a child. ‘14’ immigrants. ‘14’ class. ‘14’ situation. ‘14’ situation. ‘14’ escaped prisoner. ‘14’ college class. ‘14’ Property Property House Hunt- Hunters Int’l House Hunt- Hunters Int’l Property Brothers “Kristi & Property Brothers “Wyatt & House Hunters Renovation House Hunt- Hunters Int’l Property Brothers “Wyatt & Virgins ‘G’ Virgins ‘G’ ers ‘G’ ers ‘G’ Jay” ‘G’ Whitney” ‘G’ (N) ‘G’ ers ‘G’ Whitney” ‘G’ Iron Chef America ‘G’ Chopped “Grill Masters: Part Chopped Hatch chile taffy; Chopped “Grill Masters: Part Chopped Speculoos in the Chopped “Grill Masters: Restaurant: Impossible “In Chopped Speculoos in the One” ‘G’ Hawaiian blue prawns. ‘G’ Three” ‘G’ first basket. ‘G’ Finale” ‘G’ the Pits” ‘G’ first basket. ‘G’ The Suze Orman Show A The Suze Orman Show American Greed A Chicago- American Greed “Young Lust The Suze Orman Show ‘G’ American Greed A man Paid Program Paid Program American Greed A man very expensive Birkin bag.

(N) ‘G’ area rapper’s scam.

Goes Bust” threatens investment pros. threatens investment pros.

Huckabee (N) Justice With Judge Jeanine Geraldo at Large (N) ‘PG’ Red Eye Justice With Judge Jeanine Geraldo at Large ‘PG’ Red Eye Huckabee (N) (3:24) “Austin Powers in Goldmember” (:26) “Yes Man” (2008, Comedy) Jim Carrey, Zooey Deschanel. A man tries (7:58) “Jackass 3D” (2010) Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera. Aziz Ansari: Dangerously Daniel Tosh: Happy (2002) Mike Myers, Beyoncé Knowles. to change his life by saying yes to everything.

More outrageous pranks and stunts.

Delicious ‘MA’ Thoughts ‘MA’ “Resident Evil” (2002) Milla Jovovich, Michelle Rodriguez. A “Resident Evil: Extinction” (2007) Milla Jovovich. Alice and “The Crazies” (2010, Horror) Timothy Olyphant. A strange “Zombie Apocalypse” (2011, Horror) Ving Rhames. Survideadly virus turns the living into zombies. her cohorts seek to eliminate an undead virus. toxin turns humans into dangerous lunatics. vors seek an island refuge from zombies. ‘14’

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America’s Funniest Home Bones ‘14’ Videos ‘PG’ A Host of Beauty Favorites with Lisa “Emjoi” Featuring Emjoi. (N) ‘G’ Movie ‘PG’

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orge (3:00) Boxing Carl Froch vs. George Groves. 24/7 Cotto/ 2 Days: Ser- Last Week To- 2014 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony Inductees include Cat Stevens and (:15) 24/7 Cot- (:45) 2 Days: “The Normal Heart” (2014, ) ! HBO 303 504 (N Same-day Tape) Martinez (N) gio Martinez night-John KISS. (N) ‘14’ to/Martinez Sergio Marti- Drama) Mark Ruffalo, Matt ‘PG’ ‘PG’ nez ‘PG’ Bomer.

(2:45) “The Normal Heart” “We’re the Millers” (2013, Comedy) Jennifer Aniston, Jason VICE ‘MA’ Face Off With “Pacific Rim” (2013, Science Fiction) Charlie Hunnam, (:15) The Mak- Last Week To- Boxing Javier Fortuna vs.

Max Keller- Diego Klattenhoff, Idris Elba. Humans pilot giant robots to fight ing Of: Red night-John Juan Antonio Rodriguez. (N ^ HBO2 304 505 (2014, Drama) Mark Ruffalo, Sudeikis, Will Poulter. A dealer goes to Mexico with a fake Matt Bomer. family to score drugs. ‘R’ man monstrous creatures. ‘PG-13’ 2 ‘PG’ Same-day Tape) ks” (2:50) “Chasing Mavericks” (4:50) “Batman Begins” (2005, Action) Christian Bale, (:15) “Taken 2” (2012, Action) Liam Neeson, Maggie Grace, “Enemy of the State” (1998, Suspense) Will Smith, Gene (:15) Topless (:45) Co-Ed er. + MAX 311 516 (2012, Drama) Gerard Butler. Michael Caine, Liam Neeson. Bruce Wayne becomes Gotham Famke Janssen. A vengeful father abducts Bryan Mills and Hackman, Jon Voight. Rogue agents hunt a lawyer who has Prophet Confidential ‘PG’ City’s Dark Knight. ‘PG-13’ his wife. ‘NR’ an incriminating tape. ‘R’ ‘MA’ Years of Living Dangerously “Sleepy Hollow” (1999, Horror) Johnny Depp, Christina Penny Dreadful “Seance” Penny Dreadful “Resurrec“Alex Cross” (2012, Action) Tyler Perry, Mat- (:45) Penny Dreadful “Resur- (:45) Nurse thew Fox. A serial killer pushes Cross to the rection” ‘MA’ Jackie ‘MA’ 5 SHOW 319 546 “Revolt, Rebuild, Renew” ‘PG’ Ricci, Miranda Richardson. Colonial villagers lose their heads Vanessa and Malcom search tion” ‘MA’ to a phantom horseman. ‘R’ for answers. ‘MA’ edge. ‘PG-13’ “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1” (2011, Ro“The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2” (2012, Ro“Storage 24” (2012, Horror) Noel Clarke, “See No Evil” (2006, Horror) Kane. A ma“Storage 24” (2012, Horan 8 TMC 329 554 mance) Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner. mance) Kristen Stewart. The Cullens gather other vampire Colin O’Donoghue. A terrifying creature stalks niac terrorizes a group of delinquents cleaning ror) Noel Clarke, Colin Bella and Edward marry. ‘PG-13’ clans to protect Renesmee. ‘PG-13’ a group of friends. ‘R’ a hotel. ‘R’ O’Donoghue. ‘R’

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