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APRIL 13, 2014 Soldotna-Kenai, Alaska

Vol. 44, Issue 165

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Pool to stay open District to reinstate funding for Skyview facility

By RASHAH McCHESNEY Peninsula Clarion

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After months of debate, public comment and one municipality pledging funds to keep it open, the Kenai Peninsula Borough School District on Friday announced it would restore funding to operate the Skyview High School pool.

Citing the changing fiscal climate at the state and local levels, district spokesperson Pegge Erkeneff wrote in an email that district administration would recommend funding for the facility be reinstated in the district’s 2014-15 fiscal year budget.

The district’s Board of Education is scheduled to take up the budget during its Monday meeting.

Saved for the bells

See POOL, page A-2

Senate OKs state capital budget

Grant to help with repair of Russian Orthodox Church bell tower

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ven a 120-year old building needs a bit of sprucing up once in awhile.

Alaska’s Historical Commission has announced a $12,000 grant that will essentially put a new hat on an old church-going lady with the renovation of the bell tower at the Holy Assumption of the Virgin Mary Russian Orthodox Church in Kenai.

The blue paint is peeling, cracks in the floor of the tower sometimes cause leaks in the foyer of the church and the louvers, or wooden window slats, have got to go, said Father Thomas Andrew, rector of the church.

See GRANT, page A-2

By BECKY BOHRER Associated Press

Top: Father Thomas Andrew points to the louvers that are installed in the Holy Assumption of the Virgin Mary Russian Orthodox Church’s bell tower Friday in Kenai.

The tower will be refurbished as part of a $12,000 grant the church received from the Alaska Historical Commission.

Above: Paint on the building’s cupolas is peeling, and cracks in the floor of the bell tower sometimes leak.

Story and photos by Rashah McChesney/Peninsula Clarion

JUNEAU — The state Senate passed a $2.2 billion state capital budget Friday, along with a bill to raise the borrowing limit of the Alaska Municipal Bond Bank Authority as part of an overall package to help build a new heat and power plant at the University of Alaska Fairbanks.

See BUDGET, page A-2

A taste of college life

Petie, Tatianna and Doug Clary talk to Bettina Kipp Lavea during the Advice and a Slice event, Friday, April 11, at Kenai Peninsula College.

Event introduces prospective students to KPC

By KELLY SULLIVAN Peninsula Clarion

“I love to dance,” Iris Snow Mustang said. “They must have known I was coming!”

Across the room a resident flashes his phone through a soda bottle making an impromptu strobe light, and heavy bass echoes off the walls.

A glimpse through the gaping glass windows of the multipurpose room in the Kenai Peninsula College Residence Hall Friday night left a few scratching their heads. Mustang was one of a handful of dancers padding around the room in a knee-length cotton nightshirt and pajama pants.

“It’s not normally this loud,” said Leslie Byrd, laughing. The Residence Life Coordinator was wran-

gling her fellow employees, residents and a handful of High School and GED graduates giving college life a 24-hour trial run. Byrd had her hands full, but a didn’t bat an eye at the shoe-less partiers.

This year the second annual Advice and a Slice fair at the Kenai Peninsula College offered prospective students the chance for

Photo by Kelly Sullivan/ Peninsula Clarion

See TASTE, page A-2

Tourism expected to hold the line

By ELWOOD BREHMER Morris News Service-Alaska Alaska Journal of Commerce

It’s almost time for the rush of family and friends from the Lower 48, and Alaska’s tourism industry leaders are expecting a good, but not great, 2014 visitor season.

John Binkley, president of Cruise Lines International Association Alaska, formerly the Alaska Cruise Association,

said he is expecting 972,000 cruise visitors to the state this year, a slight decrease from the 999,600 cruisers to Alaska in 2013.

While the final 2013 tally did not quite reach the 1 million cruisers, it was the first year since 2009 that the benchmark was even approached after the global recession and a sincerepealed cruise passenger state tax increase hit the industry hard. Less than 900,000 pas-

sengers toured Alaska by cruise ship in 2010 and 2011.

Binkley said this year’s projection is based on less available cruise openings caused by some of the lines adjusting their schedules from last year because of Environmental Protection Agency regulations.

“When (the cruise companies) were making their decisions for 2014 we still had the cloud of ECA, the Emission Control Area, hanging over

us that the EPA had mandated with the expensive fuel, so that affected the deployment decisions as to where they were moving their ships,” Binkley said.

Passed in 2010, Emission Control Area standards required ships operating within 200 miles of U.S. or Canadian coasts to burn fuel containing less than 0.1 percent sulfur by 2015.

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Alaska Anniversaries Grant Awards n Rasmuson Library, University of Alaska Fairbanks, Cold War oral history project. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $11,992 n St. George Episcopal Church, Red Dragon Reading Room historic building assessment. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $12,000 n Port Chilkoot, Fort Seward interpretive signs . . . . . $5,628 n Russian Orthodox Sacred Sites in Alaska, St. Nicholas Church in Juneau dome rehabilitation. . . . . . . . . . . . . . $12,000 n Holy Assumption Church in Kenai bell tower. . . . . $12,000 n Gastineau Channel Historical Society, rehabilitation work at Jualpa Mine Camp. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $10,185 n Alaska Association for Historic Preservation, Nike Site Point interpretive signs. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $7,000 n Talkeetna Historical Society, community centennial planning. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $8,000 n Kodiak Historical Society, Exxon Valdez oil spill remembered student film project . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $6,142 n Sitka Historical Society & Sitka National Historical Park, Russian America conference proceedings publication . . $5,000 n Alaska Historical Society, historic cannery preservation initiative planning. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $3,561

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The building, registered as a National Historic Landmark, is one of the oldest Russian Orthodox Churches in Alaska.

It was one of 11 projects around the state chosen to receive nearly $100,000 in grant funding through the commission.

Other projects included Fort Seward barracks signs in Port Chilkoot, a Cold War oral history project at the University of Alaska Fairbanks and a student film project on the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Kodiak.

Each project will have until September 2015 to spend the funds. The state’s grant will have to be matched by the recipient, said Joan Antonson, state historian.

This year marks the first year in nearly a decade that this type of grant has been available, Antonson said.

“We found that we had some state funds in our budget that we could put towards a grant program to get money to do history projects,” she said.

Typically, the History and Archaeology department administers federal grant money which can have more restrictions on what people can apply for, she said.

“This made it possible for church projects to get funding,”

she said. “Under federal guidelines, churches can get money for planning but they can’t get it for actually doing the work that’s proposed on this bell tower.”

The Russian Orthodox churches in the state may not be as wealthy as other denominations, she said.

“But they have been determined to be so incredibly significant for their architecture and their ties to telling Alaska’s Russian heritage,” she said.

“They perhaps got some special consideration because this is a way to get them some money for what we call ‘hammer and nail’ projects, because it’s state

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spending while also addressing critical needs in the state.

He said the budget was in line with certain goals, like finishing projects the state has started — such as the state library, archives and museum in Juneau and the engineering building at the University of Alaska Anchorage — and maintaining state assets with $90 million for deferred maintenance. The budget also included funding for things such as energy projects, roads, school construction and improvements or repairs for shelters for victims of domestic violence.

The budget total was slightly higher than what was reported when the bill left the Senate Finance Committee. Materials provided with the bill at that time weren’t completely reflec-

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Reconsideration was served on the budget, meaning it could be voted on again before going to the House. Friday’s vote was 191, with Sen. Bill Wielechowski, D-Anchorage, voting against.

Wielechowski said he didn’t think the budget had sufficient regional balance and that the amount for Anchorage should have been higher. Other lawmakers defended the budget as fair and reasonable, given the state’s budget situation.

Senate Finance Committee co-chair Kevin Meyer said he thought members had done a good job of trying to limit

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funds.”

Antonson said the commission and staff who would be administering the funds were “delighted” to be helping with the project in Kenai.

“Apparently there are three bells that date back to the Russian period and one that actually came from Russian,” she said. “The community of Kenai has a really important history in this state and we just want to sort of have a presence or help them make their history better known.”

Home Show cookin’

Marlin, Dale and Rita Eicher have two barbecues making steaming chicken to fend off the cold at the Kenai Peninsula Home Show, Saturday at the Soldotna Sports Center. The Home Show continues today from 11 a.m.-5 p.m.

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District administration ofReach Rashah McChesney ficials had estimated about at rashah.mcchesney@penin- $180,000 in annual savings sulaclarion.com. with the closure of the pool.

When district administration first floated the idea of closing tive of updated totals the pool, its financial outlook Capital funding in the pack- was bleak as a projected $4.5 age crafted by the Senate is about million shortfall had board of $110 million less overall than education members and school that approved by lawmakers last district staff looking for ways session, according to informa- to trim the budget. tion provided by the Legislative However, as the state LegFinance Division. islature has worked through Lois Epstein, Arctic program the 2014 session, the proposed director for The Wilderness Soci- base student allocation — or ety, said in a statement that it was amount of money per student now up to the House to “show the district receives from the real fiscal restraint” and elimi- state — was increased in Gov. nate continued funding toward Sean Parnell’s budget proposal what she called low-priority and again in the House, which mega-projects, like the Knik Arm raised it by $185 for the upbridge, Ambler mining access coming fiscal year. road and Juneau access road.

Additionally, the state has The budget reflected a $245 appropriated $55 million in million financing package for one-time funding, though the the heat and power plant at the University of Alaska Fairbanks. That amount includes state funds, including funds that otherwise could have gone toward finishing an engineering Continued from page A-1 building on that campus, and $157.5 million in anticipated an overnight stay in the brand bond revenue. Meyer has said new residence hall, organized he was persuaded by university by Tammie D. Willis, Associate officials and co-chair Pete Kel- Director of Residence Life.

Byrd lives full time in the ly, R-Fairbanks, that a greater need for UAF at this point was building she also manages, and the plant. Money was included she too is often shuffling around in the budget to enclose the en- the building in socks. Once the gineering building, allowing it group managed to quell some to be set aside until the power nerves and send off their parplant was finished, Meyer said. ents, Byrd walked them through As currently envisioned, some typical pastimes for KPC part of the bonding for the residents.

The tables were full of new power plant would come through the municipal bond chips, soda and pizza, and if they wanted some variety the bank authority.

The budget includes intent upstairs vending machine had language that the University some microwave dinners. The of Alaska implement a utility machines are stocked regularly, surcharge or raise tuition in an but easily run out, Byrd said.

Complete with questionamount not to exceed annual revenue of $2 million. Accord- able diet and dance party, the ing to the intent language, that high school students got to funding and the fuel savings spend time lounging in front resulting from construction of of a screening of “Harry Pota new plant would be used to ter,” and shoot some pool. Byrd offset university revenue bond spent her time getting to know everyone and making sure they debt service for the plant.

Minority Democrats pro- were comfortable.

Bryd said she wanted the posed removing that language, raising concerns about the ef- group to experience KPC as a fect being felt by students on safe, educational campus. Stuother UA campuses. Sen. Johnny Ellis, D-Anchorage, said he had heard from students asking him to prevent unreasonable tuition increases. Meyer, RAnchorage, said the decision on how to move forward would be left to the board of regents.

He said if students have to pay something, they might think twice about leaving a door or window open. Meyer said fuel surcharges are not unusual.

The amendment was defeated.

In debate on the bond bank bill, Meyer said while the project isn’t cheap, the cost won’t get any cheaper if the project is put off. The bill carried a fiscal note of $7 million a year for debt service, but Meyer said that amount could be lower and revenue from a tuition increase or surcharge also would be used to offset that.

The plant, which provides electricity and steam heat to 3.1 million square feet of public facilities on campus, came online in 1964. The university has warned that if all or parts of the plant were to fail, the consequences would be “financially devastating.”

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final numbers could change before the legislative session concludes.

The current preliminary budget document set to be discussed and voted upon by board of education members will cover the district’s shortfall with several million pulled from the district’s health care fund balance and unassigned general fund balance, a type of district savings.

In a letter to fellow board members and school district administration Dan Castimore, a board member representing District 1, wrote that the district needed to make some changes in pool operations.

The nearly $200,000 price tag on operating a pool is equivalent to three full-time teachers, Castimore wrote.

“In an era of ever tightening budgets this is not a sustainable cost for the District to carry,” he wrote in the email. “If we are to maintain these swimming pools as recreation facilities for the public, some changes are

needed.”

Castimore also suggested making the school district’s pools more accessible to the public and raising the fees to rent them.

During its Wednesday meeting, the Soldotna City Council voted to allocate $50,000 toward keeping the pool open after the KPBSD administration asked the city to help support the facility.

More than 200 community members signed a petition to keep the facility open at Sweeney’s Clothing in Soldotna. Those signatures were given to the board of education during its March 3 meeting.

The pool and several other budgetary issues will be taken up during the board’s work sessions and regularly scheduled meeting at 7 p.m. in the borough building in Soldotna.

dents living there have their own space and independence, and her staff aims to make it more than just a place to sleep.

“I don’t want them to think the only place to learn is the classroom,” Byrd said. “So much of life is experiential.”

Byrd and the residence assistants are on call 24 hours a day, and the building stays locked at all hours, she said. Members of the KPC community are very invested in campus activities, she said.

Hours earlier, the fair portion looked something like a fun house closet. In front of the lab-coat-clad Toby Long, Assistant Professor of Chemistry, a clear tube spewed wispy fog, and Paul Perry, EMS/Paramedic Coordinator, stood beside a stretcher supporting a life-size manikin.

Kenai Central senior Jacy Marston said all day staff and faculty had been extremely eager and open to her inquiries.

She said she would definitely be attending KPC next fall.

“Its fun to learn with people who are engaged with what their teaching,” Marston said.

Marston’s friend Crystal Dauwe said she wished she had brought more friends to stay

over night in the residence hall with her.

“I don’t question if I will make friends, and if I’ll be happy here,” Dauwe said. Dauwe won a three-credit voucher during the Advice and a Slice Scavenger hunt.

Chris Stuive, Assistant Professor of Counseling, came up with the scavenger hunt after some tables experienced low traffic at last year’s pilot event.

Stuive organized Advice and a Slice as a way to engage future students in the college’s resources. She said she tried to pull staff from every discipline and area of study taught at KPC. One professor even called in on Skype for the event, she said.

With such an involved community everyone got really creative this year, and even a little competitive. She pulled out and started reading from a copy of the scavenger hunt.

“So gold, Ag, walks into KPC and sees his friend Silver and says what?” Stuive said.

“Ay You! (Au)”

Reach Rashah McChesney at rashah.mcchesney@peninsulaclarion.com.

Kelly Sullivan can be reached at Kelly.Sullivan@ peninsulaclarion.com.

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Peninsula Clarion, Sunday, April 13, 2014

Obituaries Richard Kent Gunter Richard Kent Gunter, 67, of Nikiski, passed away peacefully at the Central Peninsula Hospital, with his family by his side on Thursday, April 10, 2014.

Richard was born the son of Will Fate and Almadine (Adams) Gunter on Thursday, Jan. 9, 1947 in El Dorado, Ark. He attended schools in Smackover, Ark., and Farmerville, La. Richard and his wife, Donna were transferred to Nikiski in 1976 where Richard worked for Tri-State Oil Tools and they opened G&G Machine Shop, Inc. in 1986. His expertise, craftsmanship and quality of work will be missed by his friends in the oil field, heavy equipment and fishing industries.

He will always be remembered as a loving husband and father and for his sharing of fine barbecue with his family and many friends.

He is survived by his loving wife, Donna and son, Andrew both of Nikiski; brothers, David Gunter of Sterling, W.D. Gunter and wife, Kim of Calhoun, La., and many nieces and nephews in Alaska, Louisiana and New York.

Richard was preceded in death by his parents, Will and Almadine.

A funeral service will be held 2:30 p.m. Monday, April 14, 2014 at the Mount Redoubt Baptist Church (46380 S. Lovers Loop in Nikiski) officiated by Pastor Roy Moore, Bob Thraves and Larry Harvey with a potluck immediately following the service. A private graveside service will follow.

In lieu of flowers, memorial donations may be given to the charity of your choice.

Iva Faye (Gardner) Phillips Iva Phillips of Soldotna, 79, passed away in Buckeye, Ariz., surrounded by loving family on Friday, March 21, 2014, after a short illness.

Services will be held in July on the Kenai River.

Iva was born in Emmett, Idaho on Sept.

5, 1934 to George and Mildred Gardner. Iva grew up in and graduated high school in 1951 from Emmett, Idaho. Iva married Leo Phillips on August 14, 1951 in Lovelock, Nev., and had four children.

After getting married Leo and Iva decided to move to Alaska in 1960 where they lived in Soldotna. Over the years Iva and Leo purchased property on the Kenai River and developed that property into what is called Poachers Cove today. After selling Poachers Cove and the retirement of Leo they purchased land again on the Kenai River and settled there during the summer while traveling to the Lower 48 in the winters.

Iva enjoyed reading, traveling, picnics on the Kenai and spending time with all of her family.

Iva was preceded in death by her parents, her husband and

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infant son Byron.

She is survived by three children, Chris Phillips of Buckeye, Ariz., and Peggy Johnson and Mary Lou Willis, both of Soldotna; other family members, Wayne Johnson and Randy Willis, both of Soldotna; grandchildren, Jalanie (Brandon) Miller, Chris (Shay) Johnson, Liz (Frank) Giver, Jessica (Cole) Young, Mary (Mike) Hamby and Brian (Rachel) Willis, all living on the Kenai Peninsula, and CJ Frady of Washington; six greatgrandchildren, Felicity, William, Patrick, Evey, Brock, and Carter; siblings Tom (Yoshiko) Gardner of Council, Idaho, Susie (Dick) Burns of Meridian, Idaho, and Butch (Joyce) Gardner of New Meadows, Idaho.

Tony Swan Tony Swan, 68, of Sweet Home, Ore., passed away Wednesday, April 9, 2014.

He was born Aug. 20, 1945 in Seattle Robert I. and Lawanna E. Swan.

Tony served in the United States Air Force for four years at Edwards Air Force Base right after high school.

He was raised in Pleasant Hill, Ore., through High School. He married his one and only true love Barbara. They celebrated 46 years of marriage in December.

They lived in Soldotna, Kenai and Anchorage Alaska from 1971-1996, then moved to Payette, Idaho for five years. They moved to Sweet Home in 2004.

Tony had worked as a radio DJ and an oil field superintendent in drilling and production. He was active in the church choir and loved whistling.

He was a Captain with a Masters License for 50-ton vessels.

He loved anything to do with being on or around the water, fishing, boating, the sound of rivers and oceans. He enjoyed rock hunting, trailer camping, sitting around the fire visiting with everyone. He was an avid outdoorsman, traveler and Ham Radio Operator.

He was a 3-year survivor with a Left Ventrical Assist Device (LVAD).

Tony was outgoing and known to never have met a stranger.

We are blessed with close family and very special friends.

Tony is survived by his wife Barbara S. Swan; sons, John A. and his wife Jennifer Swan, Edward L. and his wife Deanna Swan; mother Lawanna E. Swan; six grandchildren, Tyler, Nicole, Deven, Dylen, Calvin and Gannon; sister Nancy and her husband RC Smith; and many out laws of the Barry family.

He was preceded in death by his father Robert I. Swan.

Recitation of the rosary will be 6:30 p.m. Tuesday, April 15 at St. Helen Catholic Church in Sweet Home. Memorial Mass will be 11 a.m. Wednesday, April 16 at St. Helen Catholic Church.

In lieu of flowers memorial contributions can be made in his name to Oregon Health and Science University in Portland, Oregon. Sweet Home Funeral Chapel is handling the arrangements, www.sweethomefuneral.com.

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Around the Peninsula Gather to watch the eclipse The sun, Earth and moon will be perfectly aligned, making a total lunar eclipse visible in Alaska on Monday. Weather permitting, KPC professor Andy Veh will be at Soldotna Creek Park with telescopes on hand from about 9 p.m. (the start of penumbral eclipse) until about 1 a.m. (end of totality).

Meeting aims to ‘Humor Your Stress’ A Caregiver Support Meeting from 1-3 p.m. Tuesday at the Kenai Senior Center will look at the video “Humor Your Stress,” with Loretta LaRoche. All caregivers are encouraged to participate for a good laugh. Take a respite break!

Need respite help? Call Judy at 907-262-1280.

Take a break for fashion show Peninsula Take-A-Break is planning a Second Chance Fashion Show from 6:30-8:30 p.m. Tuesday, April 22 at the Solid Rock Conference Center, Mile 90.5 Sterling Highway.

Cindy Ingraham will model repurposed designs for secondhand fashions. Dianne Cronin will speak to “A Journey With a Destination.” Dinner is $12. For reservations, call Susan at 335-6789.

Pop Warner Football signups under way Signups have begun for the 2014 Kenai Peninsula Pop Warner football season. Go to www.eteamz.com/kenaipeninsulapopwarner/ to signup. An early bird discount is going on until April 15. Sibling discounts also are available. For more information, email kppopwarner@gmail.com.

Community Calendar Today 8 a.m.

• Alcoholics Anonymous As Bill Sees It Group, 11312 Kenai Spur Highway Unit 71 (Old Carrs Mall). Call 398-9440.

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• Narcotics Anonymous support group “Twisted Sisters” (women’s meeting) at URS Club, 11312 Kenai Spur Highway, Unit 71, Kenai.

7 p.m.

• Alcoholics Anonymous Freedom Group meets at the Soldotna United Methodist Church, 158 S. Binkley, Soldotna.

8 p.m.

• Narcotics Anonymous support group “This One” (men’s meeting) at URS Club, 11312 Kenai Spur Highway, Unit 71, Kenai.

To have your event listed, email organization name, day or days of meeting, time of meeting, place, and a contact phone number to news@peninsulaclarion.com.

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WASHINGTON — Struggling to figure out your federal tax return? You’re not alone, but you’re in the minority.

With the tax filing deadline looming next week, a majority of Americans say completing a federal tax return is easy, according to a new Associated Press-GfK poll.

The findings defy conventional wisdom in Washington, where politicians have made careers out of promising a simpler tax system. In another blow to advocates of tax reform, almost no one is willing to pay higher taxes in exchange for a simpler code.

While officials at the local, state “If you’ve got the equivalent of a high and federal levels continue to debate the state of the school degree and you know how to do math, health care system — and just what should or should not it’s very simple,” said Sara Thornton, a small business owner from East Granby, Conn. be done about it — the fact remains that the rising cost Only 7 percent of those surveyed say they of health care is one of the biggest issues we all face. would be willing to pay more in federal taxes Whether you’re a member of the public seeking insur- if the process of filling out a tax return were ance coverage and health care access for yourself and easier. Some 90 percent say “no, thanks.”

“No, because I don’t know that it is that your family, a private- or public-sector employer atdifficult,” said Alicia Brown of suburban tempting to rein in rising expenses while also providing Des Moines, Iowa. “We already pay outbenefits for employees, or part of a government agency landish taxes because we live in Iowa. We or elected body looking for solutions, health care imhave very high real estate taxes.” pacts every significant financial situation you make.

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Health care offerings need to evolve with market

In recent months, the Kenai Peninsula Borough School District has started a discussion about how it provides health care coverage for school district employees. The district is the largest employer on the Kenai Peninsula, and benefits — including health care coverage — are a large part of the district’s budget. What’s more, big increases in the district’s contributions to the state’s retirement systems have been driven largely by the increase in health care costs over the past several years. In fact, proposals to address the unfunded liability in the pension systems have been debated in Juneau over the past week. And health care benefits were one of the biggest sticking points in the district’s most recent contract negotiations.

Under the current collective bargaining agreements, any staff employed at least half-time with the district is eligible for benefits — but also required to participate in the district’s self-funded health plan. That has led to two different situations for employees. In one, a district employee may have access to health coverage elsewhere, but is still required to contribute to the district’s plan.

The other is what the district refers to as “double covered” employees. An example of this is when spouses both work for the district and both contribute to the district’s plan independently. By contrast, if just one spouse works for the district, the other may be added to the plan without paying a second employee contribution.

That might not have been a big deal a decade or two ago, but health care costs are taking bigger and bigger portions of employees’ paychecks and employers’ budgets.

District administration, employee representatives and the school board have started the discussion on changes to the district’s health care coverage with an eye toward managing costs — for employees, who are looking to keep as much money in their paycheck as they can while equitably contributing to the program, and the district, which must continue to manage expenses, even as the number of people covered and the number of people contributing would change.

It’s a discussion that doesn’t have an easy solution.

Because it’s part of a negotiated agreement, significant change will require give and take on the part of the unions and the district administration.

But it’s a discussion worth pursuing, not just for the school district, but for everyone who is trying to get a handle on health care costs. In the new era of mandated health care coverage, the health care market is going to continue to evolve, and the way in which coverage is offered to health care consumers will need to evolve with it.

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have spent the past several years trying to build momentum for the herculean task of simplifying the tax code. One reason it’s so difficult is there are bound to be winners and losers. Sweeping changes to precious tax breaks will undoubtedly leave some people paying more, while others pay less.

One selling point for tax reform has been a simpler tax form. Ever hear a politician say you should be able to fill out your taxes on the back of a postcard? You’ll probably hear it again during this fall’s elections.

The National Taxpayer Advocate says filers spend a total of 6.1 billion hours a year preparing tax returns, at a cost of $168 billion. According to the IRS, 90 percent of filers either pay a tax preparer or use computer software to help them fill out their returns.

But 58 percent in the AP-GfK poll say completing a federal tax return is easy.

Thirty-eight percent call it hard.

Fully 86 percent who have completed their tax forms say they are extremely confident or very confident that they filled them out correctly.

Not surprisingly, higher income taxpayers are more likely to say that filling out tax forms is difficult. Wealthy people tend to have more complicated taxes because they often have multiple sources of income and they are more likely to itemize their deductions, making them eligible for more tax breaks. Forty-five percent of those with incomes above $100,000 said it is hard, compared with 33 percent among those making less than $50,000.

Time to focus on what works

The Fiscal Times reported last week that the State Department has missing files or incomplete files for more than $6 billion in State Department contracts. Steve Linick, State’s inspector general, issued a “management alert” warning that “significant financial risk and a lack of internal control at the department has led to billions of unaccounted for dollars over the last six years.”

“For instance,” writes the FT, “a recent investigation of the closeout process for contracts supporting the mission in Iraq, showed that auditors couldn’t find 33 of the 115 contract files totaling about $2.1 billion. Of the remaining 82 files, auditors said 48 contained insufficient documents required by federal law.”

State Department spokeswoman Marie Harf says the $6 billion isn’t missing, but that State is merely experiencing “bureaucratic issues,” which it’s addressing.

The lack of internal control is an apt description for what is wrong with the federal government, which seems incapable of controlling its spending.

Oh, how far we’ve come from the days of our grandparents, who lived through the Great Depression and World War II. Then, slogans like “waste not, want not” and “use it up, wear it out, make it do or do without” were necessities not just for winning a war, but surviving as a family.

Then, children were told to clean their plates because somewhere in the world people were starving. The Puritan ethic reminded people to always live within their means. Envy, greed and entitlement were regarded as “sins.”

I recall an address given by the late Catholic Bishop Fulton J. Sheen. He

asked, “How do you define a football field?” His answer?

“By its boundaries.”

Sheen’s point was that when boundaries are crossed, trouble ensues.

The Founders gave us a Constitu- Cal Thomas tion with boundaries that restrict the power and reach of government. We have exceeded those boundaries, which is why government no longer works and we have massive debt.

The duplicative nature of many government programs and the “eternal life” most seem to have without ever having to prove their effectiveness, has contributed not only to the debt, but to the deepening cynicism felt by many Americans. According to a recent Reason-Rupe poll, Americans were asked to guess between zero to 100 what percentage of their elected officials used their political power to help their friends and hurt their enemies. On average, the poll found that Americans think 70 percent of their elected officials do so. In addition, those surveyed were asked to guess between zero to 100 what percentage of their elected officials are corrupted by special interests. They responded that 75 percent were probably corrupted by special interests. Also according to the poll, Congress has an “approval rating” of just 17 percent and President Obama’s approval numbers continue to decline (43 percent) with 51 percent disapproving of his performance.

To return government to its constitutional

boundaries we need a new Grace Commission. Established in 1982 by President Reagan and headed by businessman J. Peter Grace, the Grace Commission conducted an audit of the federal government with the goal of eliminating waste, fraud and abuse. Its voluminous report was presented to Congress, which promptly shelved it. In Washington, if you haven’t noticed, money is power.

What’s needed now is a new version of the Grace Commission that resembles the Base Realignment and Closure Commission (BRAC), tasked with closing outmoded military bases. Congress gave BRAC the power to close the bases and BRAC gave Congress cover so if anyone complained about lost jobs or negative economic effects in their districts, the commission could be blamed.

Most businesses conduct audits or internal reviews to make sure they are operating efficiently. Not the federal government.

Republicans, who have occasionally proposed fiscal restraint, should promise an audit of the federal government if voters return them to a Senate majority in November and the White House in 2016. It will be difficult, but it must be done or the future of increasing debt and lack of personal responsibility will cripple the country, perhaps beyond healing.

Focusing on “what works,” and getting rid of what doesn’t is the way back from the fiscal brink. We had better start soon, though, because spending like there’s no tomorrow will ensure there isn’t one for the country bequeathed to us.

Readers may email Cal Thomas at tcaeditors@tribune.com.

Plumbing the depths of hypocrisy Doctors have their Hippocratic tradition.

Meanwhile, I’d like to suggest that those in and around politics consider taking a Hypocritic oath. They don’t, of course, but if there was one, it would begin like this: “First, don’t get caught” doing whatever it is about which you are holier-than-thou.

A recent Quinnipiac poll bears this out.

While getting nailed as an officeholder for a bribery scandal or adultery is awful enough, “Voters have less tolerance ... for hypocrisy,” says Quinnipiac. If the crusader who got elected as a governmentreform type is shown to have his hands in the till, he probably can start looking for other employment opportunities. As for the one who presents himself as a stalwart protector of morality and who is then found with his pants down, usually he’s a goner — not always, but he’s certainly in deep doo-doo.

It’s too early to tell whether Louisiana Republican Congressman Vance McAllister can survive after a local newspaper got hold of video that showed him playing serious kissy-face with a staffer in his district office. What makes this so huge is that McAllister loudly advertised himself as the defender of “family values,” as seen through the eyes of his fellow social conservatives. He’s apologized to everyone, including his wife and kids. What else could he do? Oh yeah, he fired the staffer.

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fice. Laissez les bon temps rouler and all that stuff.

Hypocrisy about letting the good times roll is not the only sin.

Many corporations whose executives have fought against Obamacare have Bob Franken been plenty willing to accept subsidies in the Affordable Care Act to insure their early retirees. That would include Koch Industries, headed by (you’ve got it) the notorious Koch brothers, who are spending millions upon millions of dollars trying to elect candidates who will repeal (again, you’ve got it) the Affordable Care Act and do their bidding whenever and however they want.

And to be bipartisan about this, the Democrats are trying really hard to hammer Republicans on women’s issues. While the GOP does a good job of hammering itself, what with candidates who sometimes say things that make misogynists look enlightened, their opponents are trying very hard to press their advantage.

Hence the ceremony in the White House with a very visible President Barack Obama making a big show of taking executive actions aimed at improving the disparity in wages between genders. The figure we usually see is that female employees make only 77 percent of that paid to their male counterparts. That percentage is debatable,

but whatever the disparity, it is unconscionable.

Here’s the problem, though. The gap exists inside that very same White House.

According to the conservative think tank the American Enterprise Institute, the average salary for men on the president’s staff last year was $73,729; women, $65,000. A variety of reasons was given, but they’re all the same ones we hear from businesses who oppose legislation that would address the issue.

Democrats were out get to exploit some campaign gain. Republicans in the Senate, every one of them, played right into their hands by blocking a bill that would further the cause of pay equality. So the Democrats didn’t get what they said they wanted, but they got what they wanted.

Before we get too sanctimonious about that game playing, let’s look at ourselves.

How many of us go “NIMBY” even as we bemoan the plight of our least fortunate?

When someone wants to put a facility for them in our neighborhood, we scream “Not In My Backyard!” How many of us demand that some pay higher taxes ... someone else.

As for the public officials, we won’t be seeing them take any Hypocritic oath, publicly pledging not to commit the very sins they condemn. But even if they did, they’d break their promise. They are politicians, after all.

Bob Franken is a longtime broadcast journalist, including 20 years at CNN.

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Alaska Gov’s pension plan gets support

By BECKY BOHRER Associated Press

JUNEAU — Municipal leaders on Saturday expressed support for Gov. Sean Parnell’s approach to addressing the state’s pension obligation.

They also supported keeping the municipal contribution to the public employees’ retirement system at its current level. Municipal leaders have been worried that lawmakers would propose raising the local contribution as part of a plan to address the unfunded pension liability, though no such proposal has been made.

During a House Finance Committee hearing Saturday afternoon, mayors, assembly members and borough finance directors praised Parnell’s plan to move $3 billion from the constitutional budget reserve fund toward addressing the public employees’ and teachers’ retirement systems. At least 19 local governments have passed resolutions supporting the approach.

Under the plan, about $1.9 billion would go to the public employees’ system and the rest to the teachers’ retirement system. After the infusion, the plan calls for flat annual pay-

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In September, Carnival Corp., the world’s largest cruise company announced it had reached an agreement with the EPA to add less expensive “sulfur scrubbers” to the ships’ exhaust systems to comply with the regulation as opposed to burning fuel that Binkley has said would’ve added an expense to cruise operators of $150 per passenger.

He said several of the other major cruise lines operating in Alaska have since reached similar compromises with the EPA. “At least they allow for the technology solution rather than mandating the expensive fuel,” he said.

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ments of $500 million overall over 20 years, with a $131 million payment in 2036, according to information from Parnell’s budget office. The teachers’ retirement share of the $500 million would be about $340 million. Trust-fund earnings would eventually be used to pay benefits.

Committee co-chair Rep. Alan Austerman, R-Kodiak, said if the municipal share went up, that would help with upfront payments toward the liability. But he said municipalities weren’t stepping forward and offering to do so. He said this is not just the state’s liability.

While lawmakers stress the state will continue to honor its commitments to retirees, they are grappling with how best to address the obligation with the session scheduled to end next weekend. The state is currently on a plan that calls for escalating pension payments over the next 15 years, on pace to top $1 billion a year before declining. Parnell on the city four times from May to August. The Amsterdam will also stop in Homer on its way to Anchorage.

Despite having no ships in port last year, Binkley said the state’s largest city still felt the economic impact of Whittier and Seward being “turnports” for cruise ships. Being the airport and railroad hub for Southcentral draws cruisers beginning or ending their ocean voyages in the smaller communities to Anchorage often for several days as opposed to those visiting it just for a day as a “port of call,” he said.

Visit Anchorage President and CEO Julie Saupe said her organization considers the other region ports a part of Anchorage.

“If you’re a hotel in Anchorage you like Seward and Whittier as a stop more so than Anchorage as a port of call,” Saupe said. “Now if you’re a museum or a lunch spot downtown you

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has said his plan is aimed at easing pressure on the budget but some question just how affordable it might be in light of the state’s other obligations in the next few years.

Legislative Finance Division Director David Teal said Saturday that regardless of whether the state adopts Parnell’s approach or sticks to its current plan, budget reserves could be depleted by 2024.

While some lawmakers support Parnell’s approach, others say they’d be open to larger cash infusions or putting greater focus on and a greater share of money toward the teachers’ retirement system. Some like the idea of lower payments spread out over a longer period.

Parnell said earlier this week that his plan is responsible and he hoped lawmakers would pass it or adapt portions of it in an actuarially sound manner.

“Failing that, yes, I would suggest that legislators continue to make those annual payments as we have been,” he said.

Austerman has said staying on the current payment plan and coming back and trying to address the situation next year the “worst case scenario.”

Parnell first made his proposal in December but introduced

it in bill form in the House on Thursday, after House Finance Committee members said they would feel more comfortable seeing it as such, rather than as just a budget item. The Senate bill was introduced Friday, and also heard for the first time Saturday by the Senate Finance Committee.

Revenue Commissioner Angela Rodell said the pension issue is the “number one” credit concern raised by ratings agencies.

House Finance, as part of Parnell’s education bill, put forth a plan of its own outlined by Teal for addressing the teachers’ retirement system. The “pay-as-you-go” plan called for $1.4 billion toward the teachers’ system and $100 million toward a reserve fund. It would have started with smaller annual payments and payments stretched over a much longer period. It also could have exhausted the trust fund over a period of decades and would have relied on contributions to pay future benefits.

The plan was stripped from the education bill on the House floor, with lawmakers — at Parnell’s urging — opting to take up the issues separately.

really appreciate the Amsterdam coming right in.”

She said she is optimistic about the summer of 2014 because of increased airline exposure to Alaska and how the cruise prices are holding up.

“Things seem to be selling without extra effort, without having to throw in additional values or 10 percent off and that’s something we always watch for,” she said. “We know the cruise lines work hard to fill those ships; the question is how hard to they have to work to fill those ships?”

Icelandair is continuing seasonal service to Anchorage from Reykjavik that started in 2013 and Yakutia Airlines is doing the same with flights from Eastern Russia. Delta has

More than half of the sumalso increased its flights from the West Coast to Anchorage mer visitors to Fairbanks are tied to cruise-tour packages, this year.

Hickok said, and because of that she expects similar visitor Interior numbers to last year.

Fairbanks is coming off a Delta is offering nonstop ser“robust” winter tourism season, vice from Seattle to Fairbanks Explore Fairbanks President and United Airlines will again and CEO Deb Hickok said, be flying direct between Fairand she hopes that will carry to banks and Chicago and Densummer. ver this summer, routes it first The winter Aurora viewing flew in 2013. Frontier Airlines season in Fairbanks is popular will also be flying between with Japanese and Korean tour- Fairbanks and Denver, Hickok ists as well as domestic travel- said, providing more options ers. for travelers and hopefully drivBed tax revenue in the City ing down airfares to the Golden of Fairbanks was up 19 per- Heart City. cent in January over 2013 and “Competition is a good Hickok said she is anticipat- thing,” she said. ing strong numbers for the first Interior businesses tied to quarter overall.

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Kelly withdraws proposed shift on Judicial Council JUNEAU — The Senate sponsor of a proposed constitutional amendment to change the makeup of the Alaska Judicial Council has withdrawn the measure.

Sen. Pete Kelly, in a floor speech Saturday, said he probably did not have the 14 votes needed for SJR21 to pass. But he still laid out his arguments for why he felt the proposal was important, including the need for more regional representation on the panel.

Senate Minority Leader Hollis French said the court system works well. He said supporters of SJR21 had a hard time showing that change was needed.

SJR21 would have raised from three to six the number of non-attorney members on the council, leaving at three the number of attorney members. It also would have made attorney members subject to legislative confirmation.

Lawmakers pass bill to honor late Walter Soboleff JUNEAU — The Alaska Legislature has passed a bill that would set aside Nov. 14 of each year to honor the late Walter Soboleff. Soboleff, a Tlingit elder, died in 2011 at age 102.

Sen. Fred Dyson remembered Soboleff as a man who lived with dignity and had a tremendous impact on others.

Ground was broken last year by the Sealaska Heritage Institute on the Walter Soboleff Center in downtown Juneau.

The center is to be dedicated, in part, to furthering public understanding of Alaska Native cultures.

HB217, establishing Dr. Walter Soboleff Day, passed the Senate unanimously on Saturday. Members of Soboleff’s family watched on in the gallery and gave the thumbs-up upon passage.

The bill earlier passed the House.

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winter tourism are reporting more and more international visitors from nontraditional markets like Taiwan, Australia and China, Hickok said — a trend she hopes to see grow.

“We’re seeing a good mix of international visitors that I think is going to carry over into summer,” she said.

Hickok and Saupe spoke to the Journal from Chicago, while attending the U.S. Travel Association’s 2014 IPW (International Pow Wow) meant to bring North American travel industry marketers together with worldwide vacation planners.

Elwood Brehmer can be reached at elwood.brehmer@ alaskajournal.com.

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Semi didn’t brake before crash

By FENIT NIRAPPIL Associated Press

ORLAND, Calif. — A couple said a FedEx tractor-trailer was already on fire when it careened across a median, sideswiped their car and slammed into a bus carrying high school students, adding a new twist to the investigation of a crash that killed 10 people.

Initial reports by police indicated the truck swerved to avoid a sedan that was traveling in the same direction in this town about 100 miles north of Sacramento, then went across the median. There was no mention of the truck being on fire.

But Joe and Bonnie Duran, the Seattle-area couple who were in the car, said, like the bus, they were northbound on Interstate 5 on Thursday afternoon. Bonnie Duran, who was driving, told KNBC-TV in Los Angeles that flames were coming from the lower rear of the truck cab.

“I just looked to the left, and there it was coming through right at me at an angle. I can tell I wasn’t going to outrun him, so I just kind of turned to the right and he hit me,” she said. “It was in flames as it came through the median. ... It wasn’t like the whole thing was engulfed.

It was coming up wrapping around him.”

The couple was not seriously injured. KNBC-TV reported that the Durans would be formally interviewed Saturday by the California Highway Patrol before flying home.

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By MARTIN GRIFFITH Associated Press

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A California Highway Patrol officer walks past the charred remains of a tour bus at a CalTrans maintenance station in Willows, Friday, April 11. At least ten people were killed and dozens injured in the fiery crash on Thursday, April 10, between a FedEx truck and a bus carrying high school students on a visit to a Northern California college

said the agency is investigating the condition of the truck before the collision, including if it was on fire. FedEx spokeswoman Bonnie Harrison wouldn’t comment on the reports the truck was on fire.

When the tractor-trailer collided with the charter bus carrying high school students to a college campus tour in California’s redwood county, the vehicles exploded into towering flames and billowing black smoke. Bodies recovered from the bus were charred beyond recognition.

Five students from the Los Angeles area, three chaperones and the truck and bus drivers

died in the crash. Dozens were injured, and several remained hospitalized Saturday, including at least one in critical condition.

As part of what’s expected to be a lengthy and broad investigation, federal transportation authorities are examining whether fire safety measures they previously recommended for motor coaches could have allowed more of the 48 bus occupants to escape unharmed.

In a briefing at the start of the investigation, the NTSB’s Mark Rosekind said his agency will not only look into the cause of the crash, but what regulators can do to stop any

similar ones from happening in the future. Fire safety is one of six areas the NTSB plans to investigate, partly because it has been longstanding concern of the agency.

After a 2005 bus fire killed 23 nursing home residents escaping Hurricane Rita in Texas, the NTSB called for safety standards that could make buses less vulnerable to fire, including improved protection of fuel tanks. More recently, the NTSB says buses must have sophisticated suppression systems to control fires, much as high-rise buildings have sprinkler systems.

Fees hurt 401(k) retirement plans

By JOSH BOAK AP Economics Writers

WASHINGTON — It’s the silent enemy in our retirement accounts: High fees.

And now a new study finds that the typical 401(k) fees — adding up to a modest-sounding 1 percent a year — would erase $70,000 from an average worker’s account over a four-decade career compared with lowercost options. To compensate for the higher fees, someone would have to work an extra three years before retiring.

The study comes from the Center for American Progress, a liberal think tank. Its analysis, backed by industry and government data, suggests that U.S. workers, already struggling to save enough for retirement, are being further held back by fund costs.

“The corrosive effect of high fees in many of these retirement accounts forces many Americans to work years longer than necessary or than planned,” the report, being released Friday, concludes.

Most savers have only a vague idea how much they’re paying in 401(k) fees or what alternatives exist, though the information is provided in often dense and complex fund statements. High fees seldom lead to high returns. And critics say they hurt ordinary investors — much more so than, say, Wall Street’s high-speed trading systems, which benefit pros and have increasingly drawn the eye of regulators.

Consider what would happen to a 25-year-old worker, earning the U.S. median income of $30,500, who puts 5 percent of his or her pay in a 401(k) account and whose employer chips in another 5 percent: — If the plan charged 0.25 percent in annual fees, a widely available low-cost option, and the investment return averaged 6.8 percent a year, the account would equal $476,745 when the worker turned 67 (the age he or she could retire with full Social Security benefits).

— If the plan charged the typical 1 percent, the account would reach only $405,454 —

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a $71,000 shortfall.

— If the plan charged 1.3 percent — common for 401 (k) plans at small companies — the account would reach $380,649, a $96,000 shortfall. The worker would have to work four more years to make up the gap. (The analysis assumes the worker’s pay rises 3.6 percent a year.)

The higher fees often accompany funds that try to beat market indexes by actively buy-

ing and selling securities. Index funds, which track benchmarks such as the Standard & Poor’s 500, don’t require active management and typically charge lower fees.

With stocks having hit record highs before being clobbered in recent days, many investors have been on edge over the market’s ups and downs.

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contrast, investors can increase their returns by limiting their funds’ fees.

Most stock funds will match the performance of the entire market over time, so those with the lowest management costs will generate better returns, said Russel Kinnel, director of research for Morningstar.

“Fees are a crucial determinant of how well you do,” Kinnel said.

Federal land managers confirmed they released all 400 or so head of cattle rounded up on public land in southern Nevada from a rancher who has refused to recognize their authority.

The Bureau of Land Management took the action Saturday afternoon after hundreds of states’ rights protesters, including militia and tea party members, showed up at corrals outside Mesquite to demand the animals’ return to rancher Cliven Bundy.

The bureau issued a brief statement saying the cattle were released “due to escalating tensions.” Some protesters were armed with handguns and rifles at the corrals and at an earlier nearby rally.

Las Vegas Police Lt. Dan Zehnder said the show-

down was resolved with no injuries and no violence.

Clark County Sheriff Doug Gillespie was able to negotiate a resolution after talking with Bundy, he said.

The release came only hours after Bureau of Land Management chief Neil Kornze announced an abrupt halt to the weeklong roundup because of safety concerns.

The fight between Bundy and the Bureau of Land Management widened into a debate about states’ rights and federal land-use policy.

The bureau revoked Bundy’s grazing rights after he stopped paying grazing fees and disregarded federal court orders to remove his animals.

The dispute that ultimately triggered the roundup dates to 1993, when the bureau cited concern for the federally protected tortoise in the region.

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Tech stocks sink drastically

By BERNARD CONDON AP Business Writer

NEW YORK — Technology stocks are dropping for a second day in a row as investors flee highflying Internet and biotechnology companies.

Weaker earnings at JPMorgan Chase are dragging bank stocks lower in late afternoon trading, helping to push all three major indexes lower.

KEEPING SCORE: The Nasdaq composite index dropped 44 points, or 1.1 percent, to 4,010 as of 3:23 p.m.

Eastern time. The Standard & Poor’s 500 fell 11 points, or 0.6 percent, to 1,821. The Dow Jones industrial average fell 96 points, or 0.6 percent, to 16,076.

TECH TURMOIL: Information technology stocks in the S&P 500 fell 1 percent, the second worst drop among the 10 industry groups that make up the index. The worst was consumer discretionary stocks,

down 1.2 percent.

Earlier in the day, some stocks that had been crushed when Nasdaq’s plunged on Thursday staged a comeback.

But they reversed course later in the day. Facebook, after rising earlier in the day, fell $1, or 1.7 percent, to $58.16.

The Nasdaq dropped 3.1 percent on Thursday, the biggest fall since 2011. It is heading for its third straight weekly loss and is down 8 percent from the recent peak it reached five weeks ago.

BANK EARNINGS: JPMorgan Chase fell $1.87, or 3 percent, to $55.53 after the bank missed analysts’ earnings estimates. The nation’s biggest bank by assets said its earnings fell 20 percent in the first quarter as revenue from bond trading and mortgage lending fell.

“They’re just struggling to grow, and then they didn’t have the strength out of the investment bank to help offset that,” said Shannon Stemm, financial

services analyst for Edward Jones. “All around, it’s just a lackluster quarter for them.”

Wells Fargo rose 67 cents, or 1.4 percent, to $48.38 after it beat earnings estimates.

RETAILER ROUT: Gap fell 98 cents, or 2.5 percent, to $38.31. The San Franciscobased company, which owns the Gap, Banana Republic and Old Navy brands, said revenue for stores open at least a year fell 6 percent.

EARNINGS FEARS: Adding to jitters over tech, investors have grown skeptical that corporate earnings across industries will rise enough to drive stocks higher after the S&P 500 gained nearly 30 percent last year. Financial analysts expect first-quarter earnings S&P 500 companies to drop 1.6 percent from a year earlier, according to a report released Friday from FactSet, a financial data provider. At the start of the year, they expected a jump of 4.3 percent.

If profits do fall, it would be

only the second quarterly drop in three years.

THE QUOTE: “Earnings are going to come in on the sloppy side, but I don’t see a correction beyond eight percent,” says Peter Cardillo, chief market economist at Rockwell Global Capital.

IPO STAR: Zoe’s Kitchen, a restaurant chain, soared 67 percent in its trading debut. The stock gained $10.10 to $25.10.

SKIDDING: General Motors dropped $1.18, or 3.5 percent, to $32.12 after saying it must fix a second ignition part in compact cars it is recalling for switch problems. It said the additional fix will raise its first-quarter recall costs above $1 billion.

BONDS: Treasury prices rose. The yield on the benchmark 10-year Treasury note fell to 2.62 percent from 2.65 percent late Thursday.

AP Market Writer Steve Rothwell contributed to this report.

‘Obamacare’ under attack as conservatives eye 2016 spot STEVE PEOPLES Associated Press

MANCHESTER, N.H. — Republicans eyeing 2016 White House race battered President Barack Obama’s health care law and nicked each other Saturday, auditioning before a high-profile gathering of conservatives that some political veterans said marked the campaign’s unofficial start.

A speaking program packed with potential presidential candidates weighed in on the House Republican’s controversial budget, the party’s struggle with Hispanics, the GOP’s future and the upcoming midterm elections while taking turns on a conference room stage facing hundreds of conservative activists gathered in New Hampshire’s largest city.

But the Republican Party’s near-universal opposition to the president’s health care law dominated the conversation just days after Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius resigned after leading the rocky rollout of the program derided as “Obamacare.”

Texas Sen. Ted Cruz declared that one resignation is not enough. “We are going to repeal every single word of Obamacare,” said the first-term senator and tea party favorite.

Another tea party favorite, Kentucky Sen. Rand Paul, insisted that the GOP must broaden its appeal in order to grow.

The Republican Party, he said, cannot be a party of “fat cats, rich people and Wall Street.”

Neither Paul nor Cruz defended the sweeping budget plan authored by another potential presidential contender, Rep. Paul Ryan, R-Wis. The budget, approved by the Republican-led House in recent days, transforms entitlement programs such as Medicare and Medicaid to help reduce federal spending.

Another high-profile Republican, real estate mogul Donald Trump, was more willing to criticize Ryan’s plan.

“His whole stance is to knock the hell out of Medicare, Medicaid and Social Security,” Trump said of Ryan. “I would leave it alone. I don’t want to hurt people.”

The summit comes as prospective presidential candidates begin to step up appearances in key states ahead of the 2016 presidential contest, even though New Hampshire’s firstin-the-nation presidential primary isn’t planned for another two years.

“It’s the unofficial kickoff of the 2016 process,” said Republican operative Mike Biundo, who managed Rick Santorum’s last presidential campaign.

As potential presidential candidates jockey for position, the stakes are high for the November’s midterm elections, where Republicans are fighting to claim the Senate majority.

The president’s health care law could figure prominently in November House and Senate contests across the country.

The industrialist Koch brothers-affiliated Americans for Prosperity, which co-hosted Saturday’s summit, has already spent millions of dollars on health care-related attack ads aimed at vulnerable Democratic senators in New Hampshire, North Carolina, Alaska, Colorado, Iowa and elsewhere.

Sebelius resigned on Friday, days after the Obama administration announced that enrollment in the Affordable Care Act had grown to 7.5 million, a figure that exceeded expectations and gave Democrats a

surprise success after a disastrous rollout. It was welcome news for Democrats who’ve been forced to defend their support for the unpopular law.

In a conference call, Rep. Chris Van Hollen, D-Md., insisted that “Democrats are not

running away from the Affordable Care Act.” Democratic National Committee spokesman Mike Czin noted that Republican opposition to the health care law was the foundation of the GOP’s unsuccessful political strategy in 2012.

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Around the Nation Boston announces marathon public safety measures BOSTON — Boston officials have announced improved public safety measures for the final two miles of the Boston Marathon on April 21, a year after two explosions near the finish line killed three people and wounded more than 260 others.

Mayor Martin Walsh and Police Commissioner William Evans on Saturday said more uniform and undercover officers will be deployed along the marathon’s Boston route.

Authorities also have installed more than 100 cameras along the Boston portion, together with 50 observation points that will help monitor the crowd.

Thirteen ambulances will be deployed, together with 140 emergency medical service workers on foot patrol, bicycles, utility vehicles and in medical tents.

Ohio judge orders man to hold ‘I AM A BULLY!’ sign SOUTH EUCLID, Ohio — An Ohio judge has ordered a man convicted of harassing a neighbor and her disabled children to stand on a street corner with a sign that says “I AM A BULLY!” The municipal court judge says 62-year-old Edmond Aviv of South Euclid (YOO’-klehd) must hold the sign for five hours Sunday.

Court records say Aviv has feuded with his neighbor for 15 years. He recently pleaded no contest to a misdemeanor charge of disorderly conduct.

Man observing alligator in Florida bitten by snake A man who stepped out of his car in Alligator Alley to view one of the deadly reptiles was bitten by a poisonous snake.

Broward Sheriff Fire Rescue spokesman Mike Jachles said the 29-year-old man from Boynton Beach was bitten on the foot by a water moccasin Saturday evening after he and his girlfriend made a stop to check out an alligator at mile marker 49 on I-75 eastbound. The highway is also known as Alligator Alley.

— The Associated Press

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Healing continues a year after marathon bombing

By DENISE LAVOIE Associated Press

BOSTON — Every time Roseann Sdoia comes home, she must climb 18 steps — six stairs into the building, 12 more to her apartment. It is an old building in Boston’s North End, with doors that are big and heavy, not an easy place for an amputee to live.

When she left the hospital, a month after the Boston marathon bombing, she had a choice: She could find another place to live, one more suitable for someone who wears a prosthetic that replaces most of her right leg. Or, she could stay.

“Early on when all this happened, so many people were telling me to move out of the city and move out of my apartment because of the stairs and I don’t have an elevator and parking is not very convenient,” she recalls. “But I have been able to get past all of that.”

In that, she mirrors Boston itself.

“I have to tell you, honestly, Boston is a better city now than it was before,” says Thomas Menino, Boston’s former mayor. “People learned how to deal with each other, they had to deal with a tragedy.”

Not that it’s been easy. Three people were killed at last year’s Boston Marathon, and more than 260 were injured, and the legacy of trauma and lost limbs remains — as does the shock of having endured a terrorist attack on Marathon Monday. Nor can Bostonians forget the fear that gripped a city locked down in the midst of a manhunt.

But Boston has been able to get past all of that. Copley Square is no longer littered with impromptu tributes to the dead and injured; they’re now on display in an exhibit at the Boston Public Library, where Robert White of Lynn saw meaning in every teddy bear and pair of sneakers: “Every last one of the items says ‘Boston Strong’ or ‘I will return next year.’”

Roseann Sdoia is 46 years old, a

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In this March 11 photo, Boston Marathon bombing survivor Roseann Sdoia works out on a rowing machine at the Spaulding Rehabilitation Hospital in Boston. Sdoia goes to Spaulding twice a week for hour-long workouts with a physical therapist, and then she usually hops on the rowing machine to build her endurance after her therapy session. She aims to run again, a hobby she loved doing before her injury.

vice president of property management for a Boston development company. She is a cheerful woman; she smiles broadly when she arrives at the Spaulding Rehabilitation Hospital in Charlestown for physical therapy.

“It’s just my nature,” she says. “I’m not a negative person. I’m not a Debbie Downer.”

Still, she says, she cries every day.

“What is sinking in is that life has changed,” she says, her face awash with tears.

Sdoia is a runner, but she did not take part in the marathon. She was at the finish line on April 15, rooting for friends in the race, when the second bomb went off. Aside from her leg injury, she suffered hearing loss.

“Other than losing the bottom of my right leg, I’m still me,” she says.

“I haven’t changed, I am still the same person I was before.”

And yet, so much has changed.

She had to take more leave from the job she loved. Winter, and snow, were tough to handle. She’s had to tackle daily tasks — showering, vacuuming — differently.

Marc Fucarile, a 35-year-old roofer from Stoneham, also lost his right leg from above the knee; he has shrapnel in his heart, and still could lose his left leg.

“Everything has changed,” he says.

“How I use the bathroom, how I shower, how I brush my teeth, how I get in and out of bed.”

His 6-year-old son, Gavin, does not always understand. “Gavin is like, ‘Hey, you want to go out and play?’ and I’m like, ‘There’s a foot of snow.

I can’t do snow. We’re not going out

at Boston Medical Center, says the emphasis on “Boston Strong” had had some unhappy consequences.

“A lot of it is portraying that people are so resilient and so strong. While that is absolutely true, we are neglecting that people still have hard days,” she said.

In the aftermath of the bombings, more than 600 people took advantage of the medical center’s mental health services. And while most needed no help after the first few months, she has seen an increase in demand in recent weeks, as the anniversary approached.

Still, she says a “vast majority” of those who came through the hospital’s programs intend to attend this year’s marathon, either as bystanders or runners.

Nicole Lynch will be there. Her brother, Sean Collier, was the MIT officer who was shot to death, allegedly by the two suspects in the bombings.

She will be at the race with Team Collier Strong — a group of 25 friends and family members, including two of her siblings, who will run to raise money for a scholarship fund to put one person a year through law enforcement training.

William Evans will be there, but he has little choice. He has run the marathon 18 times — including last year — but this time he will be there as police commissioner, supervising beefed-up security including more than 3,500 police officers (more than twice last year’s force), more security cameras, more bomb-sniffing dogs, and restrictions on the kinds of bags runners and spectators can bring.

“It weighs heavy on my mind, that I want this to go off well,” he says. “I don’t want anyone hurt. I don’t ever want a repeat of the tragedy we saw that day.”

and playing right now, sorry buddy.’ It breaks my heart.”

In the first three months after the explosions, the One Fund collected nearly $61 million in donations. In the next five months, another $12 million in contributions came in.

This big-heartedness was mirrored by a sort of proud defiance, exemplified by “Boston Strong.” The amount of merchandise bearing the slogan was astonishing.

“In the immediate aftermath of the bombings, it became a peaceful mantra that people could repeat and believe in. And if they said it enough, tweeted it enough, hash-tagged it enough, it would actually be true,” says Dan SoReporters Steve LeBlanc, Philip leau, a brand development manager Marcelo and Bob Salsberg contribfor Marathon Sports.

Jennifer Lawrence, a social worker uted to this story.

Four remain hospitalized after Pennsylvania school stabbing rampage MURRYSVILLE, Pa. (AP) — A high school student who was among the most critically injured in a stabbing rampage outside Pittsburgh has undergone multiple surgeries and will have another one this weekend, but he is improving and has been able to communicate with his family,

hospital officials said Saturday.

Jared Boger, 17, was stabbed in the chest, the blade plunging nearly to his spine and missing his heart by fractions of an inch. He remained in critical condition Saturday at UPMC Presbyterian Hospital.

“He is writing and is able to

nod and answer questions,” said UPMC spokeswoman Cyndy McGrath, who did not mention Boger by name.

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olds were listed in critical condition in the intensive care unit of Forbes Regional Hospital on Saturday. A 14-year-old student was discharged from Children’s Hospital of Pittsburgh of UPMC on Saturday afternoon.

Alex Hribal, 16, faces four counts of attempted homicide

and 21 counts of aggravated assault in the rampage that injured 21 students and a security guard.

Police and Hribal’s lawyer have said they don’t yet have a motive.

Boger’s brother, Carter Boger, told WPXI-TV via Twitter: “Right when Jared woke up, he wrote, ‘It’s going to b OK, mom.

I love u’ and got teary eyed.”

Dr. Louis Alarcon, medical director of trauma surgery at UPMC Presbyterian, said Friday the teenager’s prognosis is “very good ... but there are a lot of hurdles before he comes off the ventilator, comes out of the ICU and leaves the hospital.”

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Donetsk police HQ occupied

By PETER LEONARD Associated Press

DONETSK, Ukraine — Men in the uniforms of Ukraine’s now-defunct riot police on Saturday occupied police headquarters in Donetsk, the eastern city that is one of the flashpoints of a wave of pro-Russia protests, hours after armed men seized local police headquarters and a local branch of the Security Service in a nearby city.

Interior Minister Arsen Avakov described the unrest as “Russian aggression” and said Ukraine’s security officials would be gathering for an extraordinary meeting late Saturday evening.

The unrest in Donetsk and the city of Slovyansk, about 90 kilometers (55 miles) to the north, were the latest shows of spiraling anger in eastern Ukraine, which has a large Russian-speaking population and was also the support base for Viktor Yanukovych, the Ukrainian president who was ousted in February after months of protests in the capital, Kiev. Ethnic Russians in Ukraine’s east widely fear that the authorities who took over after Yanukovych’s fall will suppress them.

In Slovyansk, the mayor said the men who seized the police station were demanding a referendum on autonomy and possible annexation by Russia.

Protesters in other eastern cities have made similar demands after a referendum in Crimea last month in which voters opted to split off from Ukraine, leading to annexation by Russia.

Optimism dims in search for plane

By MARGIE MASON Associated Press

AP Photo/Efrem Lukatsky

Pro-Russian activists occupy the regional police office in Donetsk, Ukraine, Saturday. Pro-Moscow protesters have seized a number of government buildings in the east over the past week, undermining the authority of the interim government in the capital, Kiev.

Witnesses said the men who entered the police building in Donetsk were wearing the uniforms of the Berkut, the feared riot police squad that was disbanded in February after Yanukovych’s ouster. Berkut officers’ violent dispersal of a demonstration in Kiev in November set off vast protests in the capital that culminated in bloodshed in February when more than 100 people died in sniper fire; the acting government says the snipers were police.

It was not immediately clear if the men who occupied the Donetsk police building had made any demands, but the

Donetsk police chief said on national television that he was forced to offer his resignation.

Interfax Ukraine reported that pro-Russian protesters had invited the former police chief to resume his duties.

In Slovyansk, about 20 men in balaclavas and armed with automatic rifles and pistols were guarding the entrance to the police station in the city of about 120,000 people, and another 20 were believed to be inside. They wore St. George’s ribbons, which have become a symbol of pro-Russian protesters in eastern Ukraine. The ribbons were originally associated

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with the Soviet Union’s victory in World War II. A masked guard in Slovyansk, who gave his name only as Sergei, told The Associated Press they have “only one demand: a referendum and joining Russia.”

The man said they seized the building because they wanted to protect it from radical nationalists from western Ukraine and “the junta who seized power in Kiev.”

“We don’t want to be slaves of America and the West,” he said, speaking at the seized police station. “We want to live with Russia.”

PERTH, Australia — A day after expressing optimism about the hunt for the missing Malaysian jet, Australia’s leader warned Saturday that the massive search would likely continue “for a long time.”

“No one should underestimate the difficulties of the task still ahead of us,” Prime Minister Tony Abbott said in Beijing, on the last day of his China trip.

Abbott appeared to couch his comments from a day earlier, when he met in Beijing with Chinese President Xi Jinping to brief him on the search for Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370, which was carrying 239 people — most of them Chinese — when it disappeared March 8 en route from Kuala Lumpur to Beijing.

After analyzing satellite data, officials believe the plane flew off course for an unknown reason and went down in the southern Indian Ocean off Australia’s west coast.

Abbott said Friday that he was “very confident” signals heard by an Australian ship towing a U.S. Navy device that detects flight recorder pings were coming from the missing Boeing 777’s black boxes.

He continued to express this belief Saturday, but with no new underwater signals detected in the past few days

and electronic transmissions from the black boxes fading fast, Abbott said the job of finding the plane remained arduous. Recovering the plane’s flight data and cockpit voice recorders is essential for investigators to try to piece together what happened to Flight MH370.

We have “very considerably narrowed down the search area, but trying to locate anything 4.5 kilometers (2.8 miles) beneath the surface of the ocean about 1,000 kilometers (620 miles) from land is a massive, massive task, and it is likely to continue for a long time to come,” Abbott said.

“There’s still a lot more work to be done and I don’t want anyone to think that we are certain of success, or that success, should it come, is going to happen in the next week or even month. There’s a lot of difficulty and a lot of uncertainty left in this,” he said.

In Malaysia, Defense Minister Hishammuddin Hussein on Saturday refuted a frontpage report in a local newspaper, the New Strait Times, that a signal from the mobile phone of co-pilot Fariq Abdul Hamid was picked up by a telecommunications tower near the Malaysian city of Penang shortly before the plane disappeared from radar.

The newspaper report said the signal ended abruptly before contact was established.

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Climate report balances science, politics

By KARL RITTER Associated Press

BERLIN — After racing against the clock in an all-night session, the U.N.’s expert panel on climate change was putting the final touches Saturday on a scientific guide to help governments, industries and regular people take action to stop global warming from reaching dangerous levels.

As always when the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change adopts one of its highprofile reports, the weeklong talks in Berlin were slowed by wrangling between scientists and governments over which words, charts and tables to use in the roughly 30-page summary of a much bigger scientific report.

The painstaking process is meant to clarify the complex world of climate science to nonscientists but it also reflects the brinksmanship that characterizes international talks on climate action — so far unsuccessful in their goal to stop the rise of man-made carbon emissions blamed for global warming.

“Sometimes it’s framed as if what the IPCC does is ‘just the facts, ma’am,’ and that of course is not accurate,” said Steve Rayner, an Oxford scientist who has taken part in three of the IPCC’s previous assessments, but not this one.

“It’s not pure science and it’s not just politics,” but a blend of both, Rayner said.

In Berlin, the politics showed through in a dispute over how to categorize countries in graphs showing the world’s carbon emissions, which are currently growing the fastest in China and other developing countries.

Like many scientific studies, the IPCC draft used a breakdown of emissions from low, lowermiddle, upper-middle and high income countries.

Some developing countries objected and wanted the graphs to follow the example of U.N.

AP Photo/Michael Sohn

In this Monday file photo Ottmar Edenhofer, Co-Chairman of the IPCC Working Group III, Jochen Flasbarth, State Secretary of the German Enviroment Ministry, Rejendra K. Pachauri, Chairman of the IPCC, and Jochen Schuette, State Secretary of the German Science Ministry, from left, pose for the media prior to a meeting of the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change, IPCC, in Berlin, Germany.

climate talks and use just two categories — developed and developing — according to three participants who spoke to The Associated Press on condition of anonymity because the IPCC session was closed to the public.

In earlier submitted comments obtained by AP, the U.S. suggested footnotes indicating where readers could “view specific countries listed in each category in addition to the income brackets.”

That reflects a nagging dispute in the U.N. talks, which are supposed to produce a global climate agreement next year. The U.S. and other industrialized nations want to scrap the binary rich-poor division, saying large emerging economies such as China, Brazil and India must adopt more stringent emissions cuts than poorer countries. The developing countries are worried it’s a way for rich countries to shirk their own responsibilities to cut emissions.

The deadlock over the graphs appeared to have ended early Saturday after 20 hours of

backroom negotiations led by IPCC vice chairman Jean-Pascal van Ypersele, a Belgian.

“I offered some Belgian Easter chocolate eggs to the participants of the Contact group at midnight: they helped!” van Ypersele wrote on Twitter early Saturday.

Another snag: oil-rich Saudi Arabia objected to text saying emissions need to go down by 40 percent to 70 percent by 2050 for the world to stay below 2 degrees C (3.6 F) of warming, participants told AP. One participant said the Saudis were concerned that putting down such a range was “policyprescriptive,” even though it reflects what the science says.

The final document, to be released Sunday, is expected to say that a global shift to renewable energy from fossil fuels like oil and coal are required to avoid potentially devastating sea level rise, flooding, droughts and other impacts of warming.

The report on mitigating climate change was the third of the IPCC’s four-part assessment on climate change, its first

since 2007.

Swedish environmental economist Thomas Sterner, a lead author of one of the chapters in the report, said the IPCC process can be frustrating to scientists.

“There’s a fight over every comma sign,” he told AP. In a blog post from Berlin he said scientists addressing the meeting were told to “Keep our statements short and concise, avoid jargon, do not lecture the delegates, do not become emotional.”

Chris Field, who co-chaired another IPCC session in Japan last month and sits on the panel’s executive committee but did not have a direct role in the Berlin session, said one way to think about the process is that scientists have control of a two-way valve and can move findings into or out of the summary for policy-makers. The governments have a one-way valve and can only move things out of the document.

“The role of this one-way valve is important in thinking about why the findings of the IPCC always feel so measured and carefully couched,” he said.

Many of the government interventions are “incredibly helpful” in making the text clearer, he added. “It is a pretty amazing process. But some of the interventions are not quite as time efficient.”

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TEHRAN, Iran (AP) — An Iranian appeals court has overturned a death sentence of a former U.S. Marine convicted of working for the CIA, instead sentencing him to 10 years in prison, his lawyer said Saturday.

Amir Hekmati, a dual U.S.Iranian citizen born in Arizona, was arrested in August 2011, then tried, convicted and sentenced to death for spying.

Iranian prosecutors said Hekmati received special training and served at U.S. military bases in Iraq and Afghanistan before heading to Iran as a spy.

Hekmati’s family and the U.S. government repeatedly has denied the 31 year old is a spy, instead saying he traveled to Iran to visit his grandmother.

Iran’s Supreme Court annulled the death sentence after Hekmati appealed, ordering a retrial in 2012. The country’s Revolutionary Court then overturned his conviction for espionage, his lawyer Mahmoud Alizadeh Tabatabaei told The Associated Press.

Instead, it charged him with “cooperating with hostile governments” and sentenced him to 10 years in prison, Tabatabaei said.

Tabatabaei said he is seeking Hekmati’s conditional freedom from Evin prison, north of the capital, Tehran. Hekmati has been behind bars since his arrest.

“According to law, if someone serves one-third of his conviction period and within that time, shows an acceptable behavior in jail, he can be entitled to conditional freedom,” Tabatabaei said. “One-third of his imprisonment will end around September and October.”

Conditional freedom could allow Hekmati to leave the country.

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Around the World Hundreds mourn photographer HOEXTER, Germany — Hundreds of mourners packed a church in central Germany on Saturday to remember Associated Press photographer Anja Niedringhaus, who was killed on assignment in Afghanistan last week after a life spent between the chaos of war and the serenity of her rural birthplace.

Friends, family and colleagues of Niedringhaus packed Corvey Abbey in a medieval monastery in Hoexter. She was remembered for her ability to find humanity amid terrible events.

Niedringhaus was killed when an Afghan police unit commander walked up to the car where she was sitting in the back seat and opened fire after yelling “Allahu Akbar,” or “God is Great.” She and Gannon were traveling in a convoy of election workers delivering ballots in the eastern city of Khost, under the protection of security forces, when the shooting happened.

The unit commander, identified as Naqibullah, surrendered and government authorities are now investigating why he opened fire.

Syrian village attacked with gas BEIRUT — Both sides in Syria’s bloody civil war said Saturday that a rural village fell victim to a poison gas attack, an assault that reportedly injured scores of people amid an ongoing international effort to rid the country of chemical weapons.

What exactly happened Friday in Kfar Zeita, a rebel-held village in Hama province some 200 kilometers (125 miles) north of Damascus, remains unclear and likely won’t be known for some time.

But online videos posted by rebel activists from Kfar Zeita echoed earlier images that sparked a world outcry, showing pale-faced men, women and children gasping for breath at a field hospital. They suggest an affliction by some kind of poison — and yet another clouded incident where both sides blame each other in a conflict that activists say has killed more than 150,000 people with no end in sight.

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n On March 22 at 12:17 p.m., Alaska State Troopers received the report of a burglary and theft near Mile 48 of the Seward Highway. Investigations are ongoing. Anyone with information is asked to contact the Alaska State Troopers in Cooper Landing. n On March 22 at 4:42 p.m., troopers received the report of a Motor Vehicle Collision at Mile 45 of the Sterling Highway. Investigations revealed that Theodoros Kouris, 71, of Anchorage, was traveling southbound in his white 2014 Chevy Silverado, when an older model dark-colored pickup crossed the centerline and struck Kouris’ vehicle. The pickup then continued northbound on the Sterling Highway. Attempts to locate the unknown vehicle were unsuccessful. Investigations are ongoing. Anyone with information is asked to contact the Alaska State Troopers in Cooper Landing. n On March 24 at about 8:50 p.m., Alaska State Troopers received a report of a counterfeit $20 bill at the Girdwood Tesoro. Investigation revealed that a male tried to pay for merchandise at the gas station with the money. The clerk at the store identified the money as coun-

Police reports terfeit. The male then provided more money, which was tested and found to be real. The $20 bill was seized, and investigation is ongoing. n On March 29 at about 7:40 p.m., Alaska State Troopers Dispatch received a report of a domestic violence assault.

Investigation revealed Thomas Shanrock, Jr., 45, of Kenai, had assaulted a minor child. Shanrock, Jr. was arrested and taken to Wildwood Pretrial Facility on the charge of fourth-degree assault (domestic violence). n On March 28 at 7:26 p.m., troopers conducted a traffic stop for a moving violation near Mile 44 of the Sterling Highway in Cooper Landing. Investigation revealed that a passenger in the vehicle, John Amend, 41, of Kenai, had provided a false name and date of birth to troopers and had a warrant for his arrest. Amend was arrested for the warrant and for providing false information. Amend, who was wanted for absconding from his felony probation term, was taken to the Seward Jail without bail. n On March 30 at 6:22 p.m., Alaska State Troopers contact-

ed Tiffani Couch, 20, of Anchor Point, during a traffic stop near Mile 152 of the Sterling Highway. Investigation revealed that Couch was operating a vehicle without a valid operator’s license. She was arrested and taken to the Homer Jail. n On March 23 at 6:56 p.m., troopers contacted Quintin Hartwig, 19, of Anchor Point, during a traffic stop at Mile 144 of the Sterling Highway.

Hartwig was arrested for driving while license revoked and was taken to the Homer Jail. n On March 30, Alaska Wildlife Troopers, Soldotna Post, cited the following people for sport digging for clams in the area on the Ninilchik Beach when it was closed by Emergency Order 02-RCL-7-09-14: Jocelyn Huselstein, 22, of Anchorage; Leanna Price, 24, of Anchorage; Kristin Debbin, 45, of Eagle River and April Kubitz, 50, of Anchorage. Bail was set at $110 for each in Kenai District Court. n On April 1 at 12:47 a.m., Soldotna police were conducting a security check at the Maverick Saloon and contacted Scott Grooves, 48, of Anchorage, who was smoking marijuana.

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substance and released. n On April 1 at 4:38 p.m., Soldotna police responded to Safeway for the report of a shoplifter who had fled the scene. Sidney E. Morris, 49, of Kenai, was located nearby and was arrested for third-degree theft and taken to Wildwood Pretrial Facility on $500 bail. n On March 31 at 6:47 p.m., Soldotna police responded to the area of McDonald’s for a trespassing complaint. Investigation resulted in Michael Parker, 23, of Soldotna, being issued a criminal citation for second-degree criminal trespass and released. n On March 31 at 9:59 p.m., Soldotna police stopped a vehicle on the Sterling Highway at Mackey Lake Road. Brooke Griffiths, 33, of Soldotna, was issued criminal citations for not having motor vehicle liability insurance and driving in violation of a license limitation and released. The vehicle was impounded. n On March 29 at about 4:10 a.m., Soldotna police responded to the Caribou Family Restaurant for a disturbance. Iazell Thornton, 30, of Anchorage, was issued criminal citations for disorderly conduct and fifth-degree criminal mischief and released.

n On March 29 at 6:09 a.m., Soldotna police responded to a residence on Hillcrest Avenue, after receiving a complaint from a homeowner about two males sleeping in his truck. Dylan Bergman, 26, of Soldotna, and Alexander Batson, 22, of Soldotna, were each issued criminal citations for seconddegree criminal trespass and released. n On April 3 at 1:32 p.m., Alaska State Troopers conducted a traffic stop on a green Ford Taurus for failing to stop for a stop sign. Investigation revealed that James Beers, 26, of Soldotna, was driving with a suspended license. He was arrested and taken to the Seward Jail. n On April 3 at about 6:50 p.m., the Alaska State Troopers Bureau of Highway Patrol, Kenai Peninsula Team, stopped a Ford pickup for speeding at Mile 133 of the Sterling Highway, near Ninilchik. Investigation revealed that Dennis Hart, 41, of Ninilchik, was driving with a revoked license. Hart was issued a misdemeanor citation and released to a licensed driver on scene. n On April 3 at 5:28 p.m., Alaska State Troopers with the Girdwood Bureau of Highway Patrol conducted a traffic stop

on a 2002 green Ford sedan for an equipment violation near Mile 97 of the Seward Highway. Investigation revealed that Teri Sweigart, 29, of Kenai, was driving with a suspended license. Sweigart was issued a misdemeanor citation for driving while license suspended and a minor offense citation for the equipment violation. Sweigart was released at the scene. The vehicle was released to a licensed driver from Anchorage. n On April 2 at 4:34 p.m., Kenai police arrested Jacob J. Garcia, 22, of Soldotna, on an Alaska State Troopers warrant for failure to appear for arraignment on original charges of theft and criminal mischief.

He was taken to Wildwood Pretrial Facility. n On April 1 at about 3:10 p.m., Kenai police arrested Kerry L. Agliettie, 43, of Homer, on a troopers warrant for failure to comply with conditions of probation on original charges of petition to revoke probation. She was taken to Wildwood Pretrial. n On March 31 at 12:57 p.m., Kenai police responded to a report of a student with drugs at Kenai Central High School. As a result, a 16-year-old male juvenile, of Kenai, was arrested See POLICE, page A-13

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for third-degree and fourthdegree misconduct involving controlled substances. n On March 30 at 11:03 p.m., Kenai police conducted a routine traffic stop on the Kenai Spur Highway. Therin L. Crauthers, 26, of Sterling, was arrested for driving under the influence and taken to Wildwood Pretrial. n On March 29 at 12:47 a.m., Kenai police made a traffic stop on Lawton Drive and Rogers Road. Joseph S. Mesa, 22, of Kenai, was arrested for driving under the influence and driving while license revoked and was taken to Wildwood Pretrial. n On March 29 at about 8:00 p.m., Kenai police received a report that Glenn L. Thompson, 24, of Sterling, had not returned a vehicle.

Thompson was arrested for false information, a felony $6,000 Soldotna Alaska State Troopers warrant for failure to appear on the original charges of two counts of second-degree theft, violating conditions of release and fraudulent use of an access device, a $500 troopers warrant for failure to comply on the original charge of violating conditions of release, a $1,000 troopers misdemeanor warrant for failure to appear for pretrial on the original charge of driving while license revoked and a $1,000 troopers misdemeanor warrant for failure to appear for pretrial on the original charge of driving while license revoked. John W. Preston, 66, of Sterling, was arrested for tampering with physical evidence. Both Thompson and Preston were taken to Wildwood Pretrial. n On March 29 at 7:44 a.m.,

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Police reports Soldotna police responded to the Aspen Hotel for a disturbance. Isaac Lobendahl, 30, of Anchorage, was arrested for disorderly conduct and taken to Wildwood Pretrial on $250 bail. Iazell Thornton, 30, of Anchorage, was issued a criminal citation for disorderly conduct and released. n On March 29 at 9:07 a.m., Soldotna police responded to a residence on Linda Lane for an alarm. Investigation led to the arrest of John N. Olson, 48, of Soldotna, for first-degree burglary, first-degree criminal trespass and fourth-degree criminal mischief. He was taken to Wildwood Pretrial without bail. n On March 28 at 7:13 a.m., Soldotna police contacted Robin M. Porter, 31, of Anchorage, at a residence in Soldotna. Investigation revealed that Porter was not in compliance with the sex offender registry. He was arrested for failure to register as a sex offender in the second degree and taken to Wildwood Pretrial on $500 bail. n On March 27 at 9:36 p.m., Soldotna police contacted Jonathan Dalebout, 30, of Soldotna, and arrested him on an outstanding warrant. He was taken to Wildwood Pretrial without bail. n On March 26 at 7:38 p.m., Soldotna police responded to Fred Meyer for a shoplifter. Joseph M. Cooper, 47, of Soldotna, had removed $69.99 worth of merchandise from the store without payment. Because he had five previous misdemeanor theft convictions within the last five years, Cooper was charged with second-degree theft and taken to Wildwood Pretrial without bail. n On March 24 at 6:27 p.m., Soldotna police stopped a vehicle on Kobuk Street at Redwood Court. Clifford E. Albrecht, 37,

of Anchor Point, was arrested on an outstanding failure to appear warrant on the original charge of driving while license suspended and was also driving with a suspended driver’s license. He was taken to Wildwood Pretrial on $1,000 bail. n On March 23 at 6:48 p.m., Soldotna police responded to a residence on Tyee Street for a disturbance. Derek B. Burns, 27, of Soldotna, was arrested for fourth-degree assault (domestic violence) and interfering with the report of domestic violence and taken to Wildwood Pretrial without bail. n On April 1 at about 8:50 p.m. the Alaska State Troopers Bureau of Highway Patrol, Kenai Peninsula Team, stopped a Ford Expedition for speeding at Mile 68 of the Sterling Highway, near Sterling. Investigation revealed that Richard Poulin, 36, of Anchorage, was driving with a revoked license.

Poulin was issued a misdemeanor citation for driving while license revoked and citations for speeding and no insur-

ance. The vehicle was released to a licensed driver on scene. n On March 28 at 5:41 p.m., troopers’ dispatch received a report of a domestic violence assault after-the-fact. Investigation revealed that a 38-year-old male, of Nikiski, had assaulted a 30-year-old adult female earlier that day. An arrest warrant has been requested against the male, as troopers were not able to locate him. A charge of fourth-degree assault (domestic violence) has been filed with the Kenai Courthouse. n On April 1, Alaska Wildlife Troopers, Soldotna Post, cited Chisato Johnson, 49, of Kasilof, for going over her daily bag limit on razor clams.

Bail was set at $110 in Kenai District Court. n On April 1, Alaska Wildlife Troopers, Soldotna Post, cited Andrew Vandiver, 34, of Kenai, for making a false statement on his 2014 resident sport fishing license. Bail was set at $310 in Kenai District Court. n On March 31 at 1:02 p.m., the Alaska State Troopers Bu-

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reau of Highway Patrol, Girdwood Team, stopped a 2001 Pontiac Sunfire near Mile 94 of the Seward Highway for a moving violation. The driver, Kenneth William Maal, 44, of Sterling, was found to be driving with a suspended license.

The passenger, Christopher Todd Allen, 49 of Sterling, was found to have an outstanding $1,000 arrest warrant for failure to appear on charges of two counts of fourth-degree assault.

Allen was arrested and taken to the Anchorage Jail. Maal was issued a misdemeanor citation for driving while license suspended and released on scene. n On March 31 at 3:42 a.m. troopers received the first of three 911 calls from a residence. Troopers responded to a residence on Echo Lake Road, where a 71-year-old male stated he had been placed in fear by the actions of Marshall Mills, 26, of Soldotna. Mills reportedly woke up the man and began arguing with him over various subjects and refused to leave the man’s bedroom. Mills was

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arrested and taken to Wildwood Pretrial Facility. n On March 30 at about 12:10 a.m., troopers responded to the Duck Inn reference a report from staff that there was an underage female at the bar using a fake identification card to purchase alcohol. Investigation revealed that Vanessa Sullens, 19, of Kenai, had entered the bar, showed false ID to a server, purchased and consumed alcohol. Sullens was arrested and taken to Wildwood Pretrial for being underage on licensed premise, using false ID to purchase alcohol, and she was issued a citation for minor consuming alcohol. n On April 1 at 7:01 p.m., Alaska State Troopers contacted Kristopher D. Corbin, 38, of Homer, during a traffic stop near Mile 45 of the Sterling Highway. Investigation revealed that Corbin had a revoked operator’s license. He was arrested for driving while license revoked and taken to the Seward Jail on $500 bail.

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The following dismissals were recently handed down in District Court in Kenai: n A charge of third-degree theft against Natasha M. Miller, 30, of Kenai, was dismissed.

Date of the charge was June 5. n A charge of driving without a valid license against Dominic S. Ronellenfitch, 18, of Kenai, was dismissed. Date of the charge was Dec. 21. n A charge of driving while license cancelled, suspended, revoked or limited against Lyn Prieto Shila, 25, of Clam Gulch, was dismissed. Date of the charge was Feb. 26. n A charge of driving without a valid license against Briana K. Shropshire, 25, of Soldotna, was dismissed. Date of the charge was Feb. 16. n A charge of driving while license cancelled suspended, revoked or limited against Keith A. Valine, 41, of Kenai, was dismissed. Date of the charge was Nov. 20. n A charge of no motor vehicle liability insurance against Jesse R. Wilson, 41, address unknown, was dismissed. Date of the charge was Dec. 4.

The following judgments were recently handed down in District Court in Kenai: n Janice Beth Gottschalk, 32, of Kenai, pleaded guilty to driving while license cancelled, suspended, revoked or limited, committed March 12.

She was sentenced to 90 days in jail with 80 days suspended, may perform 80 hours of community work service in lieu of

Court reports jail time, was fined a $50 court surcharge, had her license revoked for 90 days and placed on probation for one year. All other charges in this case were dismissed. n Direll Anthony Harris, 26, of Eagle River, pleaded guilty to driving while license cancelled, suspended, revoked or limited, committed Jan. 20. He was sentenced to 20 days in jail with 10 days suspended, may perform 80 hours of community work service in lieu of jail time, was fined a $50 court surcharge and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, had his license revoked for 90 days and placed on probation for one year. n Direll Anthony Harris, 26, of Eagle River, pleaded guilty to false information or report, committed March 22. He was fined a $50 court surcharge and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended and placed on probation for one year. n Lisa Kristina Hileman, 19, of Soldotna, pleaded guilty to second-degree trespass, committed March 22. She was sentenced to time served and fined a $50 court surcharge and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended. n George Norman Hunter, Jr., 55, of Kenai, pleaded no contest to violating custodian duty regarding a felony, committed March 12. He was sentenced to 90 days in jail with 80 days suspended, may perform 80 hours of community work service in lieu of jail time, was fined $1,000 with $500 sus-

pended, a $50 court surcharge and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, ordered no to act as a court appointed third party custodian and placed on probation for one year. n Diana L. Hurn, 41, of Sterling, pleaded guilty to driving while license revoked, committed Dec. 12. She was sentenced to 40 days in jail with 30 days suspended, fined a $50 court surcharge and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, had her license revoked for 90 days and placed on probation for one year. All other charges in this case were dismissed. n Jesse C. Martin, 30, of Kenai, pleaded guilty to driving while license cancelled, suspended, revoked or limited, committed Feb. 16. Martin was sentenced to 20 days in jail with 10 days suspended, may perform 80 hours of community work service in lieu of jail time, was fined a $50 court surcharge and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, had license revoked for 90 days and placed on probation for one year. n Natasha M. Miller, 30, of Kenai, pleaded guilty to violating condition of release for a felony, committed Jan. 2. She was sentenced to 90 days in jail with 80 days suspended, fined a $50 court surcharge and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended and placed on probation for two years.

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n Ralph Moore II, 62, of Kenai, pleaded guilty to violating a stalking or sexual assault protective order, committed Jan. 22. He was sentenced to four months in jail and fined a $50 court surcharge and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended.

All other charges in this case were dismissed. n Zachary S.G. Reinhardt, 27, address unknown, pleaded guilty to driving under the influence, committed May 20, 2012. He was sentenced to 45 days in jail with 42 days suspended, fined $2,000 with $500 suspended, a $75 court surcharge, $330 cost of imprisonment and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, ordered to complete Alcohol Safety Action Program treatment, had his license revoked for 90 days, ordered ignition interlock for six months (not to take effect until status hearing on May 6 regarding appeal), and was placed on probation for one year. n Corey Lynn Robinson, 24, of Kenai, pleaded guilty to violating condition of release, committed Jan. 24, 3013. She was sentenced to 90 days in jail with 85 days suspended, fined a $50 court surcharge and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, ordered to complete Alcohol Safety Action Program treatment, forfeited all items seized and placed on probation for three years. All other charg-

es in this case were dismissed. n Jozef Sabo, 42, of Yardley, Pennsylvania, pleaded guilty to driving under the influence, committed Aug. 9. He was sentenced to 90 days in jail with 87 days suspended, fined $3,000 with $1,500 suspended, a $75 court surcharge, $330 cost of imprisonment and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, ordered to complete Alcohol Safety Action Program, had his license revoked for 90 days, ordered ignition interlock for six months and placed on probation for one year. n Trena Marie Scott, 25, address unknown, pleaded no contest to third-degree theft, committed Sept. 15, 2010. Imposition of sentence was suspended and she was placed on probation for one year, fined a $50 court surcharge and ordered to perform 40 hours of community work service. n Arnold F. Sipes, 23, of Soldotna, pleaded guilty to driving under the influence, committed Dec. 19. He was sentenced to 90 days in jail with 87 days suspended, fined $3,000 with $1,500 suspended, a $75 court surcharge, $330 cost of imprisonment and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, ordered to complete Alcohol Safety Action Program treatment, had his license revoked for 90 days, ordered ignition interlock for six months, for-

feited items seized and placed on probation for one year. All other charges in this case were dismissed. n Johnny Roy Sisneros, 27, of Soldotna, pleaded guilty to second-degree trespass, committed Jan. 27. He was fined a $50 court surcharge, ordered not to return to Kenai Safeway and placed on probation for one year. All other charges in this case were dismissed. n Terrance S. Stewart, 23, of Nikiski, pleaded guilty to fifthdegree criminal mischief – tampering with property, committed Feb. 14. He was sentenced to five days in jail and fined a $50 court surcharge and a $50 jail surcharge. n Jalissa M. Stonecipher, 25, address unknown, pleaded guilty to failure to insure vehicle, reduced from a misdemeanor charge to a violation, committed Aug. 19. She was fined $500 and a $10 court surcharge. n Jeff M. Waldroupe, 51, of Nikiski, pleaded guilty to driving without a valid license, committed Dec. 22. He was fined $500 and a $50 court surcharge. n Michael C. Wallace, 21, of Kenai, pleaded guilty to sixthdegree misconduct involving a controlled substance, committed March 12. He was fined $500 and a $50 court surcharge and forfeited items seized.

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n Timothy W. Yamaoka, 23, address unknown, pleaded no contest to fourth-degree assault, committed Sept. 27. He was sentenced to 330 days in jai with 240 days suspended, fined a $50 court surcharge and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, ordered to complete a batterer’s intervention program, ordered to have no contact with victim without written permission filed with the court, ordered to possess no controlled substances without valid prescription and placed on probation for three years.

The following judgments were recently handed down in Superior Court in Kenai: n Jackie Lynn Bitterich, 43, of Kenai, pleaded guilty to felony driving under the influence, committed March 25, 2012. She was sentenced to 24 months in prison with 16 months suspended, fined $10,000, a $100 court surcharge and a $200 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, had her license revoked for life, forfeited interest in the vehicle, ordered, among other conditions of probation, not to use or possess any alcoholic beverages or illegal controlled substances, including marijuana or synthetic drugs, not to reside where alcoholic beverages are present, not to enter any business establishment whose primary business is

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Court reports the sale of alcohol, to complete a substance abuse evaluation and comply with treatment recommendations and was placed on probation for three years after serving any term of incarceration imposed. All other charges in this case were dismissed. n Jeffrey Reed Green, 56, of Anchorage, pleaded guilty to one count of fourth-degree misconduct involving a controlled substance and one misdemeanor count of violating condition of release for a felony, committed May 28, 2012. He was sentenced to 24 months in prison with 18 months suspended on the count of fourth-degree misconduct involving a controlled substance and to one month on the count of violating condition of release, fined court surcharges of $100 and $50 and a $200 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, forfeited items seized, ordered, among other conditions of probation, not to consume alcohol to excess, not to use or possess any illegal controlled substances, including marijuana or synthetic drugs, not to reside where illegal controlled substances are present, not to possess, apply for or obtain a medical marijuana card or act as a caregiver while under supervision, to complete a substance abuse evaluation and comply with treatment recommendations, to submit to search directed by a probation officer, with or without probable cause, for the presence of controlled substances, drug

paraphernalia, evidence of controlled substance transactions and weapons, and was placed on probation for three years after serving any term of incarceration imposed. All other charges in this case were dismissed. n Steven C. Mapes, 24, address unknown, pleaded guilty to fourth-degree misconduct involving a controlled substance, committed Dec. 23. He was sentenced to 24 months in prison with 21 months suspended, fined a $100 court surcharge and a $200 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, ordered, among other conditions of probation, not to use or possess any alcoholic beverages or illegal controlled substances, including marijuana or synthetic drugs, not to reside where illegal controlled substances are present, not to possess, apply for or obtain a medical marijuana card or act as a caregiver while under supervision, to complete a substance abuse evaluation and comply with treatment recommendations, to submit to search directed by a probation officer, with or without probable cause, for the presence of controlled substances, drug paraphernalia, evidence of controlled substance transactions and weapons, and was placed on probation for two years after serving any term of incarceration imposed. All other charges in this case were dismissed. n Jordan Andrew Newton, 31, address unknown, pleaded guilty to fourth-degree misconduct involving a controlled substance, committed Dec. 30. He

was sentenced to 24 months in prison with 22 and a half months suspended, fined a $100 court surcharge and a $200 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, forfeited items seized, ordered, among other conditions of probation, not to consume alcohol to excess, not to use or possess any illegal controlled substances, including marijuana or synthetic drugs, not to reside where alcoholic beverages are present, not to possess, apply for or obtain a medical marijuana card or act as a caregiver while under supervision, to complete a substance abuse evaluation and comply with treatment recommendations, to submit to search directed by a probation officer, with or without probable cause, for the presence of controlled substances, drug paraphernalia, evidence of controlled substance transactions and weapons, and was placed on probation for three years after serving any term of incarceration imposed. n Ivory J. Trenton, 23, of Nikiski, pleaded guilty to one count of third-degree assault and one misdemeanor count of driving under the influence, committed July 29. On the count of third-degree assault, she was sentenced to 24 months in prison with 20 months suspended, fined a $100 court surcharge and a $200 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, forfeited items seized, ordered, among other conditions of probation, not to use or possess any alcoholic beverages or illegal controlled substances, including synthetic drugs and marijuana,

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not to reside where alcoholic beverages are present, not to enter any business establishment whose primary business is the sale of alcohol, to complete a substance abuse evaluation and comply with treatment recommendations, to have no contact with victims in this case, to have no contact with another specifically named individual until treatment is successfully completed, to submit to search directed by a probation officer, with or without probable cause, for the presence of controlled substances, drug paraphernalia, evidence of controlled substance transactions and weapons, and was placed on probation for three years after serving any term of incarceration imposed.

On the misdemeanor count of driving under the influence, she was sentenced to 270 days in jail with 250 days suspended, fined $5,000 with $2,000 suspended, a $75 court surcharge and $1,467 cost of imprisonment, ordered to complete Alcohol Safety Action Program treatment, had her license revoked for one year, ordered ignition interlock for one year and placed on probation for three years. All other charges in this case were dismissed. n Nathan Ronald Wearly, 27, of Soldotna, pleaded guilty to one amended charge of a misdemeanor count of fourth-degree

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assault and one felony count of third-degree assault, committed Aug. 6. On the felony count of third-degree assault, he was sentenced to 14 months in prison with all but 59 days suspended, fined $1,000, a $100 court surcharge and a $200 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, ordered to pay restitution, forfeited items seized, ordered, among other conditions of probation, not to use or possess any alcoholic beverages or illegal controlled substances, including synthetic drugs and marijuana, not to reside where alcoholic beverages are present, not to enter any business establishment whose primary business is the sale of alcohol, to complete a substance abuse evaluation and comply with treatment recommendations, to successfully complete a batterer’s intervention program and was placed on probation for three years after serving any term of incarceration imposed. On the misdemeanor count of fourth-degree assault, he was sentenced to 12 months in jail with 10 months suspended, fined a $50 court surcharge and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, ordered to comply with alcohol treatment consistent with felony probation and was placed on probation for three years. All other charges in this case were dismissed.

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AccuWeather 5-day forecast for Kenai-Soldotna

Barrow 20/12

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Today

Monday

Tuesday

Wednesday

Thursday

Tides Today Prudhoe Bay 24/2

High(ft.)

Low(ft.)

3:59 a.m. (19.5) 4:22 p.m. (19.4)

11:12 a.m. (0.2) 11:20 p.m. (0.5)

2:46 a.m. (18.8) 3:09 p.m. (18.7)

9:21 a.m. (0.3) 9:29 p.m. (0.6)

First Second

2:05 a.m. (17.6) 2:28 p.m. (17.5)

8:17 a.m. (0.3) 8:25 p.m. (0.6)

First Second

12:45 a.m. (10.0) 1:08 p.m. (9.6)

7:04 a.m. (0.5) 7:10 p.m. (0.7)

First Second

6:58 a.m. (29.7) 7:23 p.m. (29.1)

1:07 a.m. (2.8) 1:35 p.m. (1.0)

Kenai City Dock

First Second Deep Creek

Mostly cloudy, a shower in the p.m.

Mostly cloudy

Hi: 46 Lo: 30

Hi: 46 Lo: 27

Sun and some clouds

Chance of a little afternoon rain

Cloudy

Hi: 48 Lo: 30

Hi: 47 Lo: 28

Hi: 48 Lo: 31

The patented AccuWeather.com RealFeel Temperature® is an exclusive index of the effects of temperature, wind, Sunrise humidity, sunshine intensity, cloudiness, precipitation, Sunset pressure and elevation on the human body.

10 a.m.

Noon 2 p.m.

4 p.m.

37 41 44 47

Full Apr 14

Today 6:53 a.m.

9:19 p.m.

Last Apr 21

Daylight

Length of Day - 14 hrs., 26 min., 23 sec. Moonrise Moonset Daylight gained - 5 min., 34 sec.

Alaska Cities Yesterday Hi/Lo/W

Adak* Anchorage Barrow Bethel Cold Bay Cordova Delta Junction Denali N. P. Dillingham Dutch Harbor Fairbanks Fort Yukon Glennallen* Gulkana Haines Homer Juneau Ketchikan Kiana King Salmon Klawock Kodiak

Seldovia

Tomorrow 6:50 a.m.

9:21 p.m.

New Apr 28

Today 7:53 p.m.

6:22 a.m.

Readings through 4 p.m. yesterday

Nome 39/28

Temperature

Unalakleet McGrath 39/27 45/25

First May 6 Tomorrow 9:12 p.m.

6:38 a.m.

Yesterday Hi/Lo/W

City

Kotzebue 26/8/pc 43/34/c 43/36/r McGrath 37/19/c 37/30/pc 46/32/r Metlakatla 51/36/s 1/-21/s 20/12/s Nome 31/19/sf 44/34/sn 40/28/c North Pole 42/1/pc 50/39/c 44/34/r Northway 39/5/pc 42/26/c 44/32/sh Palmer 41/30/c 41/5/c 45/28/pc Petersburg 48/28/s 36/19/s 45/21/s Prudhoe Bay* 9/-19/s 36/34/sn 42/30/c Saint Paul 38/32/sn 44/39/sn 42/39/r Seward 43/34/c 43/9/pc 44/24/pc Sitka 46/30/s 27/-4/s 35/15/s Skagway 44/25/s 34/-1/pc 41/20/c Talkeetna 37/22/c 35/4/pc 46/21/r Tanana 31/8/c 45/25/pc 55/29/pc Tok* 44/11/pc 46/36/sh 46/34/sh Unalakleet 34/23/c 47/24/pc 54/32/pc Valdez 41/25/c 51/34/s 57/38/pc Wasilla 37/30/pc 23/-11/pc 34/21/c Whittier 41/32/c 43/38/sh 47/29/r Willow* 41/28/pc 54/26/s 56/37/pc Yakutat 42/21/pc 41/39/r 41/37/c Weather(W): s-sunny, pc-partly cloudy, c-cloudy, sh-showers, t-thunderstorms, r-rain, sf-snow flurries, sn-snow, i-ice.

33/23/c 45/25/c 54/40/pc 39/28/sn 44/21/pc 43/19/pc 46/28/pc 57/33/pc 24/2/s 37/32/c 43/31/sn 49/38/c 57/29/pc 51/24/r 39/20/pc 42/22/pc 39/27/sn 42/31/c 45/29/pc 41/33/c 45/29/pc 50/26/sn

City Albany, NY Albuquerque Amarillo Asheville Atlanta Atlantic City Austin Baltimore Billings Birmingham Bismarck Boise Boston Buffalo, NY Casper Charleston, SC Charleston, WV Charlotte, NC Chicago Cheyenne Cincinnati

69/31/pc 74/50/pc 89/48/s 76/43/r 80/52/pc 69/50/s 86/65/pc 73/49/pc 50/45/sf 82/52/pc 60/30/pc 63/41/s 69/49/pc 66/38/pc 56/36/sh 82/57/pc 82/46/pc 81/48/s 80/44/c 67/40/pc 78/48/pc

77/56/c 75/38/pc 68/29/sh 77/52/s 80/59/s 73/55/pc 80/64/t 80/57/s 39/26/sn 82/63/s 38/19/pc 62/41/pc 70/52/pc 75/54/sh 32/16/sn 80/60/s 85/59/s 80/57/s 64/38/r 29/16/sn 78/58/c

High ............................................... 35 Low ................................................ 29 Normal high .................................. 44 Normal low .................................... 26 Record high ........................ 55 (1953) Record low ....................... -15 (1985)

Kenai/ Soldotna 46/30 Seward 43/31 Homer 46/34

Precipitation

From the Peninsula Clarion in Kenai

24 hours through 4 p.m. yest. . 0.11" Month to date ........................... 0.19" Normal month to date ............. 0.21" Year to date .............................. 2.82" Normal year to date ................. 2.69" Record today ................. 0.39" (1999) Record for April ............ 2.21" (1955) Record for year ............ 27.09" (1963)

Anchorage 46/32

Bethel 40/28

Valdez Kenai/ 42/31 Soldotna Homer

Dillingham 42/30

Juneau 54/32

National Extremes

Kodiak 41/37

Sitka 49/38

(For the 48 contiguous states)

High yesterday Low yesterday

102 at Death Valley, Calif.

18 at Crane Lake,

State Extremes High yesterday Low yesterday

Cold Bay 44/34

Ketchikan 57/38

55 at Hydaburg -21 at Barrow

Today’s Forecast

(Shown are noon positions of weather systems and precipitation)

While the East warms up today, severe thunderstorms will threaten the southern Plains as rain soaks the central Plains and Upper Midwest. Snow will invade more of the Front Range of the Rockies.

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National Cities Yesterday Today Hi/Lo/W Hi/Lo/W

From Kenai Municipal Airport

Fairbanks 44/24

Talkeetna 51/24 Glennallen 41/20

Today Hi/Lo/W

Unalaska 43/38

Anchorage

Almanac

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Seward

Anaktuvuk Pass 33/15

Kotzebue 33/23

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Yesterday Today Hi/Lo/W Hi/Lo/W 74/47/pc 84/53/pc 78/42/pc 68/33/pc 84/66/pc 77/45/pc 72/47/pc 86/58/pc 72/40/pc 37/32/sn 84/61/c 59/39/pc 62/28/s 71/39/sh 38/26/sf 71/41/pc 40/38/sn 81/68/pc 83/67/c 78/44/pc 83/59/pc

74/56/c 84/58/s 81/59/pc 72/49/pc 80/50/t 76/56/c 35/20/r 57/29/r 73/57/c 40/20/c 80/57/pc 38/19/pc 62/34/pc 68/42/r 41/25/c 72/52/pc 48/27/c 83/72/pc 81/67/t 76/50/c 80/65/pc

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Dogs eliminate Bears in OT thriller Staff report

The Fairbanks Ice Dogs defeated the Kenai River Brown Bears 3-2 on Saturday at the Big Dipper Ice Arena to advance to the Midwest Division finals with a 3-2 series victory.

Kyle Lee, who had missed Games 2 through 4 with an injury, had the game-winner 4:44 into the overtime period to send the sellout crowd of 2,242 into a frenzy.

The loss means Kenai Peninsula junior hockey fans are once again left cursing the Ice Dogs.

Through three seasons of Junior B hockey, then seven seasons of Brown Bears hockey, Fairbanks has always had the better record and advanced further in the playoffs than the team based on the Peninsula.

The Brown Bears are getting tantalizingly close to changing all that.

“I’m just extremely proud of the way

we competed the entire series,” said Bears coach Geoff Beauparlant, a former Fairbanks assistant. “It’s unfortunate we had to lose tonight, but I thought everyone put their best foot forward and gave everything they had.”

Kenai River is now 0-5 in playoff series against the Dogs, and 0-6 in all series as a franchise, but before last season the Bears had never won a playoff game.

Last season, they lost 3-2 in Game 5 to Fairbanks, with the game-winner scored with 1:02 left in the third period.

This season, the Bears pushed the Dogs even further, nearly getting three wins in five playoff games after getting three wins against the Dogs in 16 regular-season games.

“It’s unfortunate that these two clubs had to battle 21 times this year, and we came out on the losing end,” Beauparlant said. “But tonight was an

entire team effort, I can’t single anyone out.”

Fairbanks, the North American Hockey League regular season champion which will have home ice throughout the playoffs, advances to play the Wenatchee (Wash.) Wild, which defeated the Minnesota Wilderness in Game 5 on Saturday. Fairbanks last won the Robertson Cup in 2011.

Kenai River scored first in the game, normally a good sign. Coming into the game, the Bears were 5-1-1 against the Dogs this season when scoring first.

Frankie Spellman struck first just 1:26 into the game on assists by RJ Salvato and Jacob Davidson.

But Fairbanks closed the first on goals by Wyatt Ege and Hans Gorowsky for a 2-1 advantage. Ege’s goal was a power-play tally, with Fairbanks finishing 1 or 5 with the extra man, and Kenai River 0 for 3.

The team with the most power-play goals won every game of the series.

Kenai River drew even in the second period on another goal by Spellman, this time assisted by Alec Butcher and Gustav Berglund.

“Both of his goals were nice plays,” Beauparlant said. “The first one was a 2-on-1 opportunity, and the second was a 3-on-2 that had good execution.”

Beauparlant said the game-winner

by Lee in overtime was a shot that was redirected originally but the Bears missed a shooter in front of the net. “(Lee) was there and caught the rebound,” Beauparlant said.

The Bears won the second period despite getting outshot 14-2. Kenai River goalie Zach Quinn had 43 saves for the game, while Kevin Aldridge had 18 saves.

The Bears fell to 2-9 in the playoffs

in Fairbanks.

“The bottom line is we had the opportunity to win in the playoffs,” Beauparlant added. “I just want to thank all the fans that came up here and supported us.”

Saturday Ice Dogs 3, Brown Bears 2 Kenai River 1 Fairbanks 2 0

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First period — 1. Kenai River, Spellman (Salvato, Davidson), 1:26; 2. Fairbanks, Ege (Lagrone, Gervais), pp, 8:17; 3. Fairbanks, Gorowsky (Lee, Lagrone), 15:14. Penalties — Kenai River 2 for 4:00; Fairbanks 1 for 2:00.

Second period — 4. Kenai River, Spellman (Butcher, Berglund), 3:48. Penalties — Kenai River 2 for 4:00.

Third period — none. Penalties — Kenai River 1 for 2:00; Fairbanks 2 for 4:00.

Overtime — 5. Fairbanks, Lee (Clary), 4:44. Penalties — none.

Shots on goal — Kenai River 7-2-10-1—20; Fairbanks 13-14-15-4—46.

Goalies — Kenai River, Quinn (46 shots, 43 saves); Fairbanks, Aldridge (20 shots, 18 saves).

Power plays — Kenai River 0 for 3; Fairbanks 1 for 5.

Soccer teams ready to roll

By JOEY KLECKA Peninsula Clarion

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Football season is just around the corner for those that are aching to see some action on the turf.

Of course, since it is the spring season, the type of football anyone will be seeing is the kind that involves the feet, not the hands.

High school football squads — or should we say, futbol? — are chomping at the bit to get the season underway, which should be much sooner than last year’s cold and wet season, one in which many games had to be rescheduled or canceled due to weather.

Being cooped up in a gym for most of the early part of the season isn’t doing them any favors, either. Most Anchorage and Valley teams have already been competing for real in recent weeks.

Those teams are looking at about 20 games on the calendar this year.

Prep teams on the Kenai Peninsula, on the other hand, will only get about 10 games this year. Kenai girls coach Dan Verkuilen said his team might have only eight regular season games this year.

“Last year, we were just lucky to have an open field for our first home game,” Verkuilen said. “This has been nice, this is probably the farthest we’ve been along with weather.”

Clarion file photo As much good as the recent In this May 2012 photo Soldotna’s Miranda Wolfe loses control of the ball under Kenai’s Caitie Steinbeck as Kenai’s Cassie sun has done for the fields, a Ross moves into position. few pesky snowfalls in the

Former Soldotna High track coach dies at 69 Devenney earned fierce loyalty from those on Peninsula who knew him best

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Nobody ever won the Kentucky Derby riding a mule.”

As the state championships piled up for Soldotna High School in cross-country and track, I would ask head coach Mark Devenney, who died April 4 in Nebraska at the age of 69, why he won so much in post-meet interviews.

He would immediately deflect credit from himself, Kentucky Derby quip at the ready.

And by the time Devenney retired from Soldotna in 2005 after 14 years as teacher, track and field coach and cross-country coach, the Derby line had become a ritual joke between us because of SoHi’s repeated success.

Devenney’s teams won 12 region titles and three state titles in track, as well as three state titles in crosscountry.

Those titles have considerably more glow because Devenney won them in sports where the numbers in the student body matter, and the majority of the big schools in the state have at least twice as many students as SoHi. No other Peninsula coach has been able to win a big-schools state title in cross-country or track.

Journalism school teaches to be wary of superlatives, so I won’t say Devenney is the best coach I have come across in covering over 20 years of prep sports.

Division I players on the floor right now.” Devenney replied, “I assume the two referees played Division I. Who is ports iews the third?”

Clever stories aside, I came to respect Devenney because he passed J eff H elminiak what I call the Steve Gillespie test, after a favored litmus of the former Instead, I’ll go with what former Nikiski coach who is also on the roll.

Packers general manager Ron Wolf Was Devenney good for kids? always said when asked if Brett Favre The answer is a resounding yes. is the greatest quarterback ever: If Devenney isn’t the best prep coach I’ve Not only did the athletes I interviewed seen, it wouldn’t take them long to call while they were in high school rave about his influence on their lives, but the roll.

As humble as Devenney could be to the raving kept right on going as those those who knew him, he had a person- athletes grew into adulthood.

“He had athletes he coached from ality dashed with East Coast brashness decades ago come and visit him at the that was off-putting to many. hospital,” said Stu Goldstein, one of He loved to tell the story of when Devenney’s best friends from the Penhe went to a meeting of Alaska track insula. “He was getting emails from all coaches and asked why the state did not have the pole vault. When the reply over the country.”

A good deal of the devotion Devencame that the schools did not have ney engendered came from the time incoaches to teach the event correctly, vested in his athletes. He had no family Devenney said, “You don’t have the coaches to teach other events correctly, in Soldotna, so if an athlete wanted to lift weights or do a workout, Devenney but you still have those.” was there. Without exception.

He also liked to put people in their Brandon Newbould, from the 1999 place when they forgot there is a very large world outside of Soldotna loaded state champion cross-country team, with athletes that will leave virtually no put it best when he said that everything Devenney did was about serving kids.

NCAA Division I scholarships for the Soldotna head football coach Galen Peninsula.

Brantley Jr. was Devenney’s first state Another favorite story of his: A fan champion at Soldotna, winning the shot came up to him during a SoHi basketput in 1992 and again as a senior in ball game and said, “There are three

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1993. He has gone on to become a stellar coach in his own right, winning five state titles at SoHi. His thoughts in Devenney’s 2005 retirement story sum up the lasting influence of the track coach: “Here I am a 30-year-old man, and there probably isn’t anything I wouldn’t do for him if asked. There’s a lot of people like me who owe a lot of success to him.”

Devenney sparked passion in kids, but that is only half of the equation in coaching. A coach must also master the minute details of a sport and, just as importantly, be able to break down that immense knowledge into the appropriate one or two chunks the athlete needs at that precise moment to improve.

The minute details were no problem for Devenney. He coached at the University of Nebraska, an elite program, before coming to Soldotna and rejoined the Cornhuskers when he left.

“The guy coached Olympians and national champions,” Goldstein said.

When he rejoined Nebraska in 2005, then-assistant Jay Dirksen had this to say about Devenney: “His competence as a coach is beyond question.”

Just as a great tennis coach can call a double fault before a serve leaves the racket, Ari Goldstein, who won track and cross-country state titles for Devenney, used to talk about how Devenney could predict winners of races See COACH, page B-3

past week have continued to erase much of the progress.

“Everything was going great until I woke up this morning,” quipped Soldotna girls coach Jimmy Love.

Soldotna boys coach Jeff Siemers added, “We’ve been able to get about two weeks outside, so it’s been cold, but we’re outside.”

Homer girls coach Mickey Todd was happy to relay that his group has been able to get outside on the Mariners’ new turf for a week now. Perhaps the early start can pay dividends for the Homer teams further down the road.

“That’s sounds OK!” Todd said about the headstart his team has enjoyed. “I think this is the first time we’ve been outside the gym before our first game.”

One of the key differences in prep soccer that you won’t see in other sports — some teams don’t even make it to the conference tourney. In Region III play, four teams from the Southern Division get a spot in the Northern Lights Conference tournament.

In such a short season, every game is crucial to win, and schools cannot afford to get off to a slow start.

The following is a closer look at the Peninsula teams: SOLDOTNA STARS Last year’s third-place finish at state was the best that the SoHi girls have earned at the state tournament since the competition was organized See KICK, page B-4

Ostrander dazzles in California

By JOEY KLECKA Peninsula Clarion

For those distance running enthusiasts out there, you better sit down before reading this.

Kenai Central junior Allie Ostrander finished second among 33 runners in the women’s 3,200-meter track race at the Arcadia Invitational Saturday night in Los Angeles, blazing to a time of 10 minutes, 3.66 seconds.

Ostrander’s time continued her fantastic progression of running faster than the Alaska high school state record in the girls 3,200, which she originally breezed past last May. The official Alaska state record was a 10:37 ran by Kodiak’s Kristi Klinnert in 1986.

State records can only be set at the state meet, and Ostrander has yet to run in a state meet because See RUN, page B-3

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Scoreboard Golf Masters

Saturday At Augusta National Golf Club Augusta, Ga. Yardage: 7,435; Par: 72 Third Round a-amateur Jordan Spieth 71-70-70—211 Bubba Watson 69-68-74—211 Jonas Blixt 70-71-71—212 Matt Kuchar 73-71-68—212 M.Angel Jimenez 71-76-66—213 Rickie Fowler 71-75-67—213 Thomas Bjorn 73-68-73—214 Jim Furyk 74-68-72—214 Lee Westwood 73-71-70—214 Fred Couples 71-71-73—215 Justin Rose 76-70-69—215 John Senden 72-68-75—215 Kevin Stadler 70-73-72—215 Ian Poulter 76-70-70—216 Gary Woodland 70-77-69—216 Adam Scott 69-72-76—217 Kevin Streelman 72-71-74—217 Jason Day 75-73-70—218 G. Frnndz-Cstano 75-69-74—218 Russell Henley 73-70-75—218 Chris Kirk 75-72-71—218 Steve Stricker 72-73-73—218 Jimmy Walker 70-72-76—218 Jamie Donaldson 73-70-76—219 Bernhard Langer 72-74-73—219 Rory McIlroy 71-77-71—219 Louis Oosthuizen 69-75-75—219 Henrik Stenson 73-72-74—219 Steven Bowditch 74-72-74—220 Martin Kaymer 75-72-73—220 Hunter Mahan 74-72-74—220 Bill Haas 68-78-74—220 Vijay Singh 75-71-74—220 Stewart Cink 73-72-76—221 Lucas Glover 75-69-77—221 J. Maria Olazabal 74-74-73—221 Darren Clarke 74-74-73—221 Brendon de Jonge 74-72-76—222 Billy Horschel 75-72-75—222 Thongchai Jaidee 73-74-75—222 Thorbjorn Olesen 74-72-76—222 K.J. Choi 70-75-78—223 a-Oliver Goss 76-71-76—223 F. Molinari 71-76-76—223 Nick Watney 72-75-76—223 Sandy Lyle 76-72-76—224 Brandt Snedeker 70-74-80—224 Mike Weir 73-72-79—224 Stephen Gallacher 71-72-81—224 Joost Luiten 75-73-77—225 Larry Mize 74-72-79—225

Racing Bojangles’ Southern 500

Saturday At Darlington Raceway Darlington, S.C. Lap length: 1.366 miles (Start position in parentheses) 1. (1) Kevin Harvick, Chevrolet, 374 laps, 148.9 rating, 48 points, $328,708.

2. (15) Dale Earnhardt Jr., Chevrolet, 374, 120, 43, $205,690.

3. (26) Jimmie Johnson, Chevrolet, 374, 101.2, 42, $215,101.

4. (25) Matt Kenseth, Toyota, 374, 114.2, 41, $183,401.

5. (19) Greg Biffle, Ford, 374, 90, 40, $165,040.

6. (8) Kyle Busch, Toyota, 374, 104.9, 38, $157,156.

7. (9) Jeff Gordon, Chevrolet, 374, 120.2, 38, $155,576.

8. (17) Kyle Larson, Chevrolet, 374, 81.7, 36, $133,510.

9. (23) Tony Stewart, Chevrolet, 374, 74.8, 35, $136,873.

10. (7) Ryan Newman, Chevrolet, 374, 95.7, 34, $109,665.

11. (20) Austin Dillon, Chevrolet, 374, 77.6, 33, $144,441.

12. (16) Clint Bowyer, Toyota, 374, 85.2, 32, $134,271.

13. (21) Carl Edwards, Ford, 374, 69.2, 31, $113,905.

14. (4) Marcos Ambrose, Ford, 374, 71, 30, $124,125.

15. (18) A J Allmendinger, Chevrolet, 374, 72, 29, $116,438.

16. (6) Jamie McMurray, Chevrolet, 374, 82.4, 28, $134,694.

17. (5) Brad Keselowski, Ford, 374, 100.6, 28, $137,288.

18. (31) Casey Mears, Chevrolet, 374, 63.1, 26, $118,888.

19. (10) Denny Hamlin, Toyota, 374, 92.4, 26, $101,905.

20. (28) Ricky Stenhouse Jr., Ford, 374, 56.4, 24, $130,280.

21. (29) Josh Wise, Chevrolet, 374, 56.3, 23, $89,005.

22. (33) Danica Patrick, Chevrolet, 374, 54.5, 22, $100,055.

23. (24) Justin Allgaier, Chevrolet, 372, 61, 21, $113,563.

24. (3) Aric Almirola, Ford, 372, 67.9, 20, $127,641.

25. (35) Landon Cassill, Chevrolet, 372, 46.2, 0, $87,305.

26. (14) Brian Vickers, Toyota, 371, 80.6, 19, $121,480.

27. (12) Martin Truex Jr., Chevrolet, 371, 70.9, 17, $116,613.

28. (27) David Gilliland, Ford, 370, 43.9, 16, $107,663.

29. (34) Alex Bowman, Toyota, 369, 39.6, 15, $97,252.

30. (38) Parker Kligerman, Toyota, 369, 40.7, 14, $89,005.

31. (13) Kurt Busch, Chevrolet, accident, 368, 75, 13, $84,305.

32. (32) David Ragan, Ford, 367, 44.5, 13, $94,605.

33. (41) Travis Kvapil, Ford, 367, 32.9, 11, $83,905.

34. (43) Joe Nemechek, Toyota, 366, 29.8, 0, $91,705.

35. (2) Joey Logano, Ford, front

Sports Briefs hub, 359, 84.5, 10, $123,471.

36. (37) David Stremme, Chevrolet, brakes, 326, 34.1, 8, $83,305.

37. (22) Kasey Kahne, Chevrolet, accident, 323, 87, 8, $102,480.

38. (42) Cole Whitt, Toyota, 301, 31.5, 6, $78,285.

39. (40) Reed Sorenson, Chevrolet, overheating, 289, 42.3, 5, $74,285.

40. (39) Ryan Truex, Toyota, 274, 25, 4, $70,285.

41. (11) Paul Menard, Chevrolet, 270, 60.8, 3, $93,499.

42. (30) Michael Annett, Chevrolet, accident, 101, 44.6, 2, $62,285.

43. (36) Dave Blaney, Ford, brakes, 65, 28, 1, $58,785.

Basketball NBA Standings EASTERN CONFERENCE Atlantic Division

W L y-Toronto 46 33 x-Brooklyn 43 36 New York 34 45 Boston 25 55 Philadelphia 17 63 Southeast Division y-Miami 54 26 x-Washington 42 38 x-Charlotte 41 39 x-Atlanta 37 43 Orlando 23 56 Central Division y-Indiana 54 26 x-Chicago 47 32 Cleveland 32 49 Detroit 29 51 Milwaukee 15 65

Pct GB .582 — .544 3 .430 12 .313 21½ .213 29½ .675 — .525 12 .513 13 .463 17 .291 30½ .675 — .595 6½ .395 22½ .363 25 .188 39

WESTERN CONFERENCE Southwest Division z-San Antonio 62 18 .775 x-Houston 53 27 .663 x-Dallas 49 32 .605 Memphis 47 32 .595 New Orleans 32 48 .400 Northwest Division y-Oklahoma City 58 2 1 .734 — x-Portland 52 28 .650 Minnesota 40 39 .506 Denver 36 44 .450 Utah 24 56 .300 Pacific Division y-L.A. Clippers 56 24 .700 x-Golden State 49 30 .620 Phoenix 47 33 .588 Sacramento 27 53 .338 L.A. Lakers 25 54 .316 x-clinched playoff spot y-clinched division z-clinched conference

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Friday’s Games Washington 96, Orlando 86 New York 108, Toronto 100 Atlanta 93, Brooklyn 88 Boston 106, Charlotte 103 Miami 98, Indiana 86 Chicago 106, Detroit 98 Minnesota 112, Houston 110 Oklahoma City 116, New Orleans 94 Memphis 117, Philadelphia 95 Milwaukee 119, Cleveland 116 San Antonio 112, Phoenix 104 Portland 111, Utah 99 Golden State 112, L.A. Lakers 95 Saturday’s Games L.A. Clippers 117, Sacramento 101 Washington 104, Milwaukee 91 Charlotte 111, Philadelphia 105 Boston 111, Cleveland 99 Atlanta 98, Miami 85 Houston 111, New Orleans 104 Dallas 101, Phoenix 98 Denver 101, Utah 94 Sunday’s Games Oklahoma City at Indiana, 9 a.m.

Toronto at Detroit, 11:30 a.m.

Orlando at Brooklyn, 2 p.m.

Chicago at New York, 3:30 p.m.

Golden State at Portland, 5 p.m.

Minnesota at Sacramento, 5 p.m.

Memphis at L.A. Lakers, 5:30 p.m.

All Times ADT

Hockey NCAA FROZEN FOUR At Wells Fargo Center Philadelphia Semifinals Thursday, April 10 Union (N.Y.) 5, Boston College 4 Minnesota 2, North Dakota 1 Championship Saturday, April 12 Union (N.Y.) 7, Minnesota 4

NHL Standings EASTERN CONFERENCE Atlantic Division

GP W L z-Boston 81 54 18 x-Montreal 82 46 28 x-Tampa Bay 81 45 27 x-Detroit 81 38 28 Ottawa 81 36 31 Toronto 82 38 36 Florida 82 29 45 Buffalo 81 21 51 Metropolitan Division y-Pittsburgh 81 51 24 x-N.Y. Rangers 82 45 31 x-Philadelphia 81 42 30 x-Columbus 82 43 32 Washington 81 38 30 New Jersey 81 34 29 Carolina 81 35 35

OT Pts GF GA 9 117 259 174 8 100 215 204 9 99 239 215 15 91 219 230 14 86 233 263 8 84 231 256 8 66 196 268 9 51 154 244 6 108 247 204 6 96 218 193 9 93 231 229 7 93 231 216 13 89 235 239 18 86 194 206 11 81 201 225

N.Y. Islanders 81 33 37 11 77 221 264

WESTERN CONFERENCE Central Division x-Colorado 81 52 22 7 111 248 217 x-St. Louis 81 52 22 7 111 248 188 x-Chicago 82 46 21 15 107 267 220 x-Minnesota 81 43 26 12 98 204 199 x-Dallas 81 40 30 11 91 234 226 Nashville 81 37 32 12 86 209 239 Winnipeg 82 37 35 10 84 227 237 Pacific Division y-Anaheim 81 53 20 8 114 263 207 x-San Jose 82 51 22 9 111 249 200 x-Los Angeles 82 46 28 8 100 206 174 Phoenix 81 36 30 15 87 214 230 Vancouver 81 35 35 11 81 191 222 Calgary 81 35 39 7 77 208 236 Edmonton 82 29 44 9 67 203 270 NOTE: Two points for a win, one point for overtime loss. x-clinched playoff spot y-clinched division z-clinched conference Friday’s Games N.Y. Islanders 3, New Jersey 2, SO Washington 4, Chicago 0 Carolina 2, Detroit 1 Tampa Bay 3, Columbus 2 Dallas 3, St. Louis 0 Winnipeg 5, Calgary 3 San Jose 5, Colorado 1 Saturday’s Games Anaheim 4, Los Angeles 3, SO Boston 4, Buffalo 1 Philadelphia 4, Pittsburgh 3, OT Montreal 1, N.Y. Rangers 0, OT Ottawa 1, Toronto 0 Columbus 3, Florida 2 Nashville 7, Chicago 5 San Jose 3, Phoenix 2 Edmonton 5, Vancouver 2 Sunday’s Games Detroit at St. Louis, 8:30 a.m.

Boston at New Jersey, 11 a.m.

Carolina at Philadelphia, 11 a.m.

Tampa Bay at Washington, 11 a.m.

N.Y. Islanders at Buffalo, 1 p.m.

Ottawa at Pittsburgh, 3:30 p.m.

Nashville at Minnesota, 4 p.m.

Colorado at Anaheim, 4 p.m.

Calgary at Vancouver, 5 p.m.

Dallas at Phoenix, 5 p.m.

All Times ADT

Baseball AL Standings

East Division W Tampa Bay 7 New York 6 Toronto 6 Baltimore 5 Boston 5 Central Division Detroit 6 Chicago 6 Cleveland 6 Minnesota 5 Kansas City 4 West Division Oakland 7 Seattle 6 Los Angeles 5 Texas 5 Houston 5

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Friday’s Games Boston 4, N.Y. Yankees 2 Toronto 2, Baltimore 0 Tampa Bay 2, Cincinnati 1 Texas 1, Houston 0, 12 innings Chicago White Sox 9, Cleveland 6 Minnesota 10, Kansas City 1 L.A. Angels 5, N.Y. Mets 4, 11 innings San Diego 6, Detroit 0 Seattle 6, Oakland 4 Saturday’s Games N.Y. Yankees 7, Boston 4 Tampa Bay 1, Cincinnati 0 Cleveland 12, Chicago White Sox 6 Minnesota 7, Kansas City 1 Baltimore 2, Toronto 1, 12 innings Houston 6, Texas 5, 10 innings Detroit 6, San Diego 2 N.Y. Mets 7, L.A. Angels 6, 13 innings Oakland 3, Seattle 1 Sunday’s Games Tampa Bay (C.Ramos 0-0) at Cincinnati (Cingrani 0-1), 9:10 a.m.

Toronto (Buehrle 2-0) at Baltimore (Jimenez 0-2), 9:35 a.m.

Cleveland (Kluber 1-1) at Chicago White Sox (Quintana 1-0), 10:10 a.m.

Kansas City (Vargas 1-0) at Minnesota (Correia 0-1), 10:10 a.m.

Houston (Oberholtzer 0-2) at Texas (M.Perez 1-0), 11:05 a.m.

N.Y. Mets (Colon 1-1) at L.A. Angels (C.Wilson 1-1), 11:35 a.m.

Detroit (Scherzer 0-0) at San Diego (T.Ross 0-2), 12:10 p.m.

Oakland (Kazmir 2-0) at Seattle (C.Young 0-0), 12:10 p.m.

Boston (Doubront 1-1) at N.Y. Yankees (Nova 1-1), 4:05 p.m.

All Times ADT

NL Standings

East Division W Atlanta 7 Washington 7 New York 5 Philadelphia 5 Miami 5 Central Division Milwaukee 9 Pittsburgh 6 St. Louis 6 Chicago 4 Cincinnati 3 West Division Los Angeles 8 San Francisco 7

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Friday’s Games Philadelphia 6, Miami 3 Tampa Bay 2, Cincinnati 1 Atlanta 7, Washington 6, 10 innings Milwaukee 4, Pittsburgh 2 Chicago Cubs 6, St. Louis 3, 11 innings L.A. Dodgers 6, Arizona 0 L.A. Angels 5, N.Y. Mets 4, 11 innings San Diego 6, Detroit 0 San Francisco 6, Colorado 5 Saturday’s Games Tampa Bay 1, Cincinnati 0 St. Louis 10, Chicago Cubs 4 Colorado 1, San Francisco 0 Philadelphia 5, Miami 4, 10 innings Milwaukee 3, Pittsburgh 2 Atlanta 6, Washington 3 L.A. Dodgers 8, Arizona 5 Detroit 6, San Diego 2 N.Y. Mets 7, L.A. Angels 6, 13 innings Sunday’s Games Tampa Bay (C.Ramos 0-0) at Cincinnati (Cingrani 0-1), 9:10 a.m.

Miami (H.Alvarez 0-2) at Philadelphia (K.Kendrick 0-1), 9:35 a.m.

Washington (G.Gonzalez 2-0) at Atlanta (Harang 1-1), 9:35 a.m.

Pittsburgh (Morton 0-0) at Milwaukee (Lohse 1-1), 10:10 a.m.

Chicago Cubs (E.Jackson 0-0) at St. Louis (Wacha 1-0), 10:15 a.m.

N.Y. Mets (Colon 1-1) at L.A. Angels (C.Wilson 1-1), 11:35 a.m.

Colorado (Chatwood 0-0) at San Francisco (Hudson 2-0), 12:05 p.m.

Detroit (Scherzer 0-0) at San Diego (T.Ross 0-2), 12:10 p.m.

L.A. Dodgers (Haren 1-0) at Arizona (Cahill 0-3), 12:10 p.m.

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Transactions BASEBALL American League CLEVELAND INDIANS — Sent DH Jason Giambi to Akron (EL) for a rehab assignment.

HOUSTON ASTROS — Placed RHP Scott Feldman on the bereavement list. Recalled RHP Paul Clemens from Oklahoma City (PCL). Optioned RHP Josh Zeid to Oklahoma City.

KANSAS CITY ROYALS — Recalled LHP Danny Duffy from Omaha (PCL). Optioned 2B Johnny Giavotella to Omaha.

MINNESOTA TWINS — Placed OF Josh Willingham on the 15-day DL, retroactive to April 7. Recalled RHP Michael Tonkin from Rochester (IL).

OAKLAND ATHLETICS — Designated OF Sam Fuld for assignment.

Reinstated OF Craig Gentry from the 15-day DL. SEATTLE MARINERS — Traded RHP Hector Noesi to Texas for a player to be named or cash considerations.

TAMPA BAY RAYS — Recalled OF Kevin Kiermaier from Durham (IL).

TEXAS RANGERS — Transferred INF Jurickson Profar to the 60-day DL. National League ATLANTA BRAVES — Sent LHP Mike Minor to Rome (SAL) for a rehab assignment.

CHICAGO CUBS — Optioned RHP Brian Schlitter to Iowa (PCL).

Recalled LHP Chris Rusin from Iowa.

PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES — Sent RHP Mike Adams to Lehigh Valley (IL) for a rehab assignment.

Carstens, Dorvall play in All Star game Seth Carstens of Nikiski and Nianiella Dorvall of Nikolaevsk represented the Peninsula in the 2014 AABC Senior All Star Games, held Friday at Anchorage Christian Schools.

Carstens played for the Gold Bears and helped the squad to a 102-95 victory over the Blue Wolves.

Carstens finished with nine points on 4-of-10 shooting from the floor. He added seven rebounds.

Dorvall also was victorious, as her Blue Wolves took down the Gold Bears 86-84.

Dorvall finished with four points on 2-of-5 shooting. She pulled down five rebounds.

— Staff report

Harvick takes Darlington PETE IACOBELLI AP Sports Writer

DARLINGTON, S.C. — Kevin Harvick used one of the few weekend missteps to pull out his first Darlington victory.

Harvick was among several veteran drivers fighting for the Nationwide Series win Friday night when rookie Chase Elliott used fresher tires and a strong machine to move from the back of the pack to first place over the final two laps.

Lesson learned.

On Saturday night in the Sprint Cup race, Harvick took advantage of four new tires to pass Dale Earnhardt Jr. two laps from the end to win the longest race in the track’s 65-year NASCAR history. The grippier rubber let Harvick race the high line while others slipped or spun tires trying to get going.

“I kind of learned that last night as we were in the Nationwide race,” Harvick said.

“It was a good tool in your bag to have there at the end.”

Harvick earned his first pole here Friday night and had the most dominant car. But he had to make it through a restart with 10 laps left and two tries at a green-white-checkered finish — NASCAR’s version of extra innings.

“It was a good night and a really great weekend,” he said.

Earnhardt finished second, his best showing at the track where his late father won nine times. Jimmie Johnson was third, 2013 winner Matt

Kenseth fourth and Greg Biffle fifth.

“It hurts a little bit to come this close,” Earnhardt said.

“Running second’s great, but nobody’s really going to remember that.”

Harvick led 239 of the 374 laps, seven more than planned, and became the first two-time winner in the first eight races of the season. It also gave a bit of relief to those winners under the new 16-team Chase for the Sprint Cup championship that they wouldn’t have to jostle with 26 winners — there are 26 races before the final 10 playoff events — to try and make it in.

“It feels great,” Harvick said. “It’s allowed us with the way the points system is to go for wins and not have to worry about the bad weeks too much.”

Harvick had just three topfives and six top-10 finishes in 17 career Darlington races before this. He hadn’t finished better than fifth in his last 10 tries, but clearly had the strongest machine this time out.

He was cruising along with 10 laps left when Joey Logano’s car leaked fluids on the track. Johnson and Earnhardt took just two tires in the pits and snuck out ahead of Harvick, who had taken four tires and restarted fifth.

Earnhardt quickly moved past Johnson for the lead until Denny Hamlin hit the wall for the 10th caution to set up the overtime finish.

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she has played soccer instead.

This year she has committed to running at the state meet.

Ostrander ran a personal best 10:17.10 just a week ago at the Big “C” Relays in Anchorage, but the mild conditions and strong competition in Saturday’s race pushed her to new heights.

“It was really awesome to see some really talented runners, and it was cool to be with such an elite bunch,” Ostrander

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he had never seen midway through the event.

But none of that matters if a coach can’t teach. Back in the days before high school softball, baseball and soccer hit the Peninsula, I actually had time to go to track practices to report for stories.

It was in watching Devenney at practice that I first fully understand that good coaching is nothing more than good teaching.

Good coaching also is focusing on the process and letting

said by phone Saturday night.

“My strategy was to hang with the lead pack and try to hold on until the end.”

The Arcadia Invite, billed as the “Home of National Records,” certainly lived up to the hype. Washington’s Alexa Efraimson won the women’s 3,200 with a time of 9:55.92.

Ostrander said Efraimson immediately jumped out to the lead and never relinquished it, while the others were left to battle for second place.

“I was running in fourth place almost the entire race,” Ostrander said. “But I managed

to outsprint two other girls.”

Both Bethan Knights and Anna Maxwell finished within 1.15 seconds of Ostrander at the finish.

Ostrander said she was not concerned with her split times, but did receive quite a shock when she completed the first mile (four laps) in 5:01.96.

“It was like, wow we’re moving along at a good pace here,” she described.

Allie’s parents, Teri and Paul, were in the stands, and Teri said it became obvious others realized that Allie was from Alaska when they began

pulling for her.

“I think she surprised a lot of people,” Teri said. “I hope going forward that this gives Alaskan athletes a bit of street cred, and they give us a little more respect.

“Hopefully it translates to more interest in Alaskan athletes.”

Allie said in order to break the 10-minute mark, she would have to run with another fast pack like she contended with Saturday night. Currently, no other high school girl in Alaska has run under 11 minutes this season.

the results take care of themselves. Devenney, whose distaste for ends was so acute that he skipped his own retirement party, would often point out the relativity of state cross-country championships by saying a Kenyan foreign exchange student could have just as easily relegated the champ to second place.

What mattered was the work put into getting to the starting line, not whatever opponents happened to be toeing that line.

Part of getting that work out of his athletes was playing the passive jockey fully reliable on his steed. If Devenney would have crowed that he was necessary for the success of an

athlete, what incentive does the athlete have to show up in the middle of summer to lift weights?

Devenney kept a lot of personal information from many people he knew, including the fact that he earned a bronze star in Vietnam as a Marine.

But everybody has a desire to be understood, to be recognized for what kind of person they are and what they do for others.

That was the origin of Devenney’s brashness. If he thought someone ill-informed and close-minded, he wanted to leave no doubt who really knew what they were talking about.

That desire to be understood also explains 2005, the final time I would interview Devenney at a state track meet.

He finished talking about Goldstein’s triumphs in the 1,600- and 3,200-meter runs with his usual, “Nobody ever won the Kentucky Derby riding a mule.”

I pivoted to walk down the track, took a few steps, and heard, “And nobody has won it with a gorilla for a jockey.”

I turned back. A glint in his eye, he broke into a wide smile.

I understood.

Jeff Helminiak is the Clarion sports editor.

Spieth, Watson tied for lead at Masters PAUL NEWBERRY AP National Writer

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Twenty-year-old Jordan Spieth is making quite a bid to become golf’s youngest major champion in more than 80 years with three straight sub-par rounds in his Augusta National debut.

He’ll have to fend off 50-yearold Miguel Angel Jimenez and 54-year-old Fred Couples, both hoping to become the sport’s oldest major champion.

And let’s not forget Bubba Watson, who stumbled a bit on moving day but will go for his second green jacket in three years from the final group.

Spieth, who last year became the youngest PGA tour winner since the Depression at age 19, shot a 2-under 70 on Saturday to share the lead with Watson.

“This is the place I’ve always dreamt about,” said Spieth, who was 5 under for the tournament.

“I thought it was a good fit for my game. So far, so good.”

He has a shot at becoming the youngest major winner since Tom Creavey, just a few months younger when he won the PGA Championship in 1931.

Watson had four bogeys on the front side Saturday — twice as many as he had in the first two rounds combined — and slid back to an emboldened group of challengers with a 74.

He’ll go out in the last group with Spieth on Sunday.

“We’re pretty good friends,” Watson said. “It’s going to be fun.

It will be interesting, but be fun.

Hopefully one of us wins, if not me hopefully him.”

Matt Kuchar (68) and Jonax Blixt (71) were one shot back at 212. Jimenez (66) and Ricky Fowler (67) were another shot behind.

Watson, the 2012 Masters champion, posted two rounds in the 60s to start the tournament, giving him a three-stroke lead and the largest 36-hole edge since Chad Campbell in 2006.

By the time he made the turn in front of the historic clubhouse and that big oak tree, the edge was gone. He got it back with a birdie at the 10th, but a three-putt par at the par-5 13th kept things close, another par at the par-5 15th was a disappointment, and a bogey at

the 16th left him staggering to the finish.

It shaped up to be a wide-open Sunday with Woods on the sideline for the first time in his career, recovering from back surgery.

Lee Westwood (70), Jim Furyk (72) and Thomas Bjorn (73) were all in the mix. And Couples did enough to hang around, managing a 73 that kept him within five strokes of the lead.

Watson bogeyed the first hole, then struck a brilliant approach shot that rolled up about 5 feet from the flag to set up an eagle 3 at the second. That would be one of his few highlights.

Jimenez posted the best round of the tournament thus far and matched the lowest score ever for a senior golfer at Augusta National.

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Union triumphs MIKE WISNIEWSKI Associated Press

PHILADELPHIA — Tiny Union College skated off with the biggest trophy in college hockey.

And the Dutchmen did it at the expense of two of the sport’s giants, toppling Minnesota for its first NCAA title after beating Boston College in the semifinals.

Union scored three times in a 1:54 span in the first period in a 7-4 victory Saturday, two nights after Daniel Ciampini scored three goals in a 5-4 win over Boston College.

“I don’t think anyone will call us Cinderella anymore,” said Shayne Gostisbehere, who had a goal and two assists against the Gophers.

Union (32-6-4) won its final 12 games and went 16-0-1 in its last 17. The 2,200-student liberal arts college in Schenectady, N.Y., competes in Division III in all other sports.

“They came as advertised,” Minnesota coach Don Lucia said. “We knew it going in.”

After Minnesota took a 2-1 lead, Mike Vecchione tied it with 4:01 left in the first, Eli Lichtenwald gave Union the lead 57 seconds later, and Ciampini capped the spree with 2:57 to go.

“The staple of our team all year — we come in waves,” Union captain Mat Bodie said.

“All three of those goals were pack-of-wolf goals where we were just throwing the puck on net.”

Bodie, Max Novak and Kevin Sullivan also scored and Colin Stevens made 36 saves.

“A little bit speechless right now,” third-year coach Rick Bennett said. “Just happy for our school, for this program and the past players. It’s an unbelievable experience.”

Justin Kloos, Sam Warning, Taylor Cammarata and Hudson Fasching scored for Minnesota (28-7-6). Adam Wilcox stopped 41 shots for the five-time champion Gophers.

“Both teams are better defensively than a 7-4 score shows,” Bodie said. “It’s just

one of those games where crazy bounces happen. We just wanted to stick with our process. We thought we were playing pretty well and great things happened.”

Cammarata pulled Minnesota within one with the lone goal in the second period, but Novak restored the two-goal cushion on a deflection at 5:31 of the third.

Fasching cut it to 5-4 with a power-play goal with 3:40 left.

Sullivan put it away with 1:22 to go, and Bodie scored into an empty net with 44.2 seconds remaining.

“Just one shift at a time,” Bodie said. “This is the biggest game of our lives, hands down, but you’ve got to treat it like any other game. It was tough, I had people texting me, people calling me and stuff, and, you know, it was real tough to keep that mindset, but with our sport psychologist we were able to get that done.”

Kloos opened the scoring on a rebound 2:37 into the first period. Gostisbehere responded by weaving through three opponents and beating Wilcox with a wrist shot to glove side at 9:26.

“He controlled the game,” Lucia said about Gostisbehere.

“From my vantage point, he was the best player on the ice tonight.”

Less than a minute after Gostisbehere’s goal, Warning squeaked a bad-angle shot between Stevens and the pipe to put Minnesota up 2-1.

The Dutchmen took over from there.

Minnesota lost for the seventh time in the title game. The Gophers were making their first appearance in the championship game since winning its second straight title in 2003.

NOTES: The Dutchmen have competed in Division I since 1991-92. ... Philadelphia Flyers general manager Paul Holmgren dropped the ceremonial first puck. Holmgren played for the 1974-75 Minnesota team that lost to Michigan Tech in the national title game. ... The 2015 Frozen Four will be played at TD Garden in Boston.

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statewide in 2000.

The Stars finished 10-0-1 overall in the regular season and 5-0 in the Southern Division, earning them the top seed in the Northern Lights Conference tournament.

However, SoHi was upset by Colony 2-1 in the championship game, breaking a string of three consecutive NLC crowns, but finished the year on a high note by defeating the Knights 3-2 in the state third-place game.

“My goal is to get to the championship game,” said coach Jimmy Love. “When we first started this journey about five or six years ago, we had a pattern of getting to regions and doing well, and we wanted to get to state.

“Now we no longer want just to get there, now the goal is to finish state.”

The Stars proved their strength in the semifinals at state when they held the powerhouse Dimond Lynx scoreless in the first half, before losing 2-0. Dimond went on to win the championship on the backs of sisters Aaliyah and Ariela Lewis.

“When you can go against Dimond and the Lewis twins, and nearly shut them down, I think we realized that we can hold our own,” Love said.

“That was a coaching philosophy there.”

With many of Soldotna’s leading stars returning for their senior and junior years, Love believes a run at the state championship is possible.

“You have to be realistic, but I really think we have the numbers, players, and the skill,” he said. “I never want to predict what regions is going to be, but it’s a goal for the next three or four years to advance to state.”

The Stars return two 2013 All-Tournament team members — Alex Ashe and Taryn McCubbins, both juniors who are formidable midfielders — and senior Katelynn Kerkvliet, who has proven herself to be a dynamic goaltender.

The midfield will also be chock full of experienced upperclassmen such as Kylee Wolfe, Julie Litchfield and Kelci Benson, while the defensive line will feature a rotation of Delaney Love, Skylar Shawe, Olivia Conradi and freshman Bailey Rosin.

“I’ll leave the front line open, because we’re still not sure what it’ll look like,” Love said. “We’re still filling in those spots.”

Love mentioned a few starters from last year are dealing with injuries that could linger the entire season, but the current crop of seniors hold more than enough leadership and depth to push the team through to another successful year.

“We don’t have that big senior class that has left just yet like (other schools),” he said.

“This is going to be their year.”

The Stars are scheduled to open their season with a match against Colony on the road, April 25, followed by a date with Palmer the next day.

Soldotna’s first home game is against Wasilla the following weekend.

The Soldotna boys were the top seed at last year’s NLC tournament with a 4-5-1 season record — 3-1 in the south — and earned their first state tournament bid since 2009. At state, the boys ultimately finishing tied for seventh place with two straight losses, including an agonizing shootout loss to Wasilla that ended their season.

“That seems to be the usual goal, to make it to state and do well,” said coach Jeff Siemers. “It was too bad we played to a shootout against Wasilla, but anytime you get that extra week, it’s good to extend the season.

“The majority of these guys tasted that and they know what it’s like.”

Manning the helm of the Soldotna boys team for a 13th straight year, Siemers will be tasked with bringing his squad another state run without the talent of Cameron Grothe and Cory Carver, two integral parts of last year’s machine.

“We have eight seniors on the roster and some good juniors that saw time on varsity,” Siemers said. “So we have a solid core of players, and each player has a different dynamic.

I think our guys are up to it.”

Luckily, Kayne North will be back for his senior year in

goal. North proved to be the difference in last May’s NLC tournament third-place game, stopping 18 shots en route to the shutout against Homer, which was the difference between a trip to state and the end of the season.

Joining North on the defensive line is senior Keely Abendroth and junior Ricky Nelson.

In the midfield are juniors Asimakopoulos Charalambos, Dylan Ackerman and Ty Fenton.

Fenton is back after battling injuries a year ago.

Like the girls team, the first game for the Soldotna boys lands on the last weekend of April against the preseason favorite Colony Knights.

“Last year Colony made it to the state finals, and they’re bringing a lot of guys back,” Siemers said. “I think it’s going to carry over to this year.”

KENAI KARDINALS The Kenai girls have had a long offseason to think about getting another chance to go to state.

After going into last year’s NLC tournament as a hot shot to make it to state for the second year in a row, the Kards were ousted by Grace Christian in a tightly contested 1-0 semifinal match. The team entered the NLC tourney with a 4-1 conference record (5-2-1 overall).

“We had the strength to make it to state last year,” said coach Dan Verkuilen, who is returning for his 16th year on the job. “I love these years as a coach. We have a good core, leaders are strong, but it’s one of those things, we have good energy but young energy.

Kenai lost a large core of seniors from a year ago, including midfield threats such as Jenna Calhoun, Ericka Reynolds and Chelsea Springer, defenders like Cassie Ross and Sarah Rawson, and most notably, goalie Sydney Taylor.

“This year we have no burdens as far as college searches,” Verkuilen joked. “But we have a good group, and they’re willing to learn. It’ll definitely be one of those years of us trying to put things together.”

The lone senior on the squad this year is Caitie Steinbeck, a defensive stalwart who will be backed by sophomores Kylie Morse and Cori Holmes.

Verkuilen said he is thinking of putting freshman Laura Creighton as goaltender, but that position could rotate between her and sophomore Ali Steinbeck, who served as a backup goalie in 2013.

The midfield attacking unit will feature juniors Allie Ostrander, Heidi Perkins and Jamie Bagley.

Of the 30 or so players that have showed up to compete for Kenai, Verkuilen said 27 of them are freshman and sophomores.

The Kenai girls will be seeing their first action of the season on the final weekend of April against Palmer and Colony, followed by their first home game against Soldotna on April 29.

The Kenai boys have waited much longer than the girls to gain a state berth. It’s been six years since the Kardinal boys have made the trip.

Last season, the Kenai boys finished at 2-1-1 in the division and 4-3-2 overall, and were the third seed from the southern division at the NLC tourney.

“Every year we start by setting goals, and of course we want to go to regions,” said Kenai coach John Morton. “This year we’re thinking a little differently about it. It’s about what’s next.

“Right now we want to just come away with two wins in our first weekend, or at least a win and a tie.”

Morton believes Colony to be one of the top boys team in the state, saying that the Knights not only bring a ton of talent to the forefront, but are boosted by a very deep roster.

“Last year, we never quite had the defensive strength we needed to keep up,” Morton said. “We’re trying to sort them out this year.”

Morton, who is coaching Kenai for the third consecutive year, said if his defensive group can develop more, his squad could be tough to beat.

Heading that defense is goalie Wren Norwood, a junior who consistently held up well a year ago, and is expected to produce more brilliant work in the net this year.

Up front, T.J. Wagoner, Nathan Narlock, Nolan Scarlett

and Trevor Shirnberg headline an experienced attacking line.

Freshman Max Dye could also turn heads, according to Morton.

“Most of these guys on varsity have been playing together since little kids,” Morton said.

“We’re a pretty experienced team,” Morton said. “We have about enough seniors to field our own team.”

Like the Kenai girls, the boys will face Palmer and Colony on April 25 and 26. Before that, however, the Kenai teams are hopeful of a scrimmage against Nikiski next Tuesday.

SKYVIEW PANTHERS The final season kicks off for the soccer teams at Skyview, before the school closes its doors for good, and what better time to take on a new coach than the final year?

Actually, the coaching will be a combined effort. Father and son tandem Ben and Jake Eveland will share duties, with the elder Eveland, Ben, sorting out schedules, budgets and discipline, while the younger Eveland, Jake, focuses on team development.

“We both love the sport,” said Ben. “(Jake) really relates to the school and the kids a lot.”

Jake is a 2005 Skyview graduate and played the sport in high school and at the University of South Dakota, and has spent the last two years as an assistant at Nikiski.

“The big thing is I wanted to come in, especially since it’s the last year, and represent them well,” Jake said.

2005 — Jake’s senior year — was the most recent trip to the state tournament the Skyview boys have taken, so taking one last trip to state would certainly be a good way to bow out.

“We wanna make it to the region tournament first,” Jake said. “It’s been awhile.”

Ben brings a lot of leadership experience, having coached track and football teams for many years on the Peninsula.

He was also the athletic director at Skyview for one year in 2001, and was a coach at Kenai Central as far back as 1980.

“These kids have just been great,” Ben said. “It’s one of the best teams I’ve ever coached in any sport. You tell them to run, they just run.”

Jake said nearly 20 students currently make up the Skyview boys roster. Leading the charge are the three returning captains; senior goalie Bailey Jones, senior Khelbie Miller and junior Austin Craig.

With Jones holding steadfast in net and Miller and Craig spreading out the front of the field, Eveland believes his team can contend for multiple wins.

“It’s their leadership,” Eveland said. “A lot of these kids know this is the last year, they want to be represented well.

They know their positions, and a lot of them know the sport.”

After opening its season at home April 24 against Wasilla, Skyview will take a trip to Kodiak for games on the final weekend of the month.

Skyview girls coach David Carpenter enters his 18th year coaching the Panthers, and said he is ready to go out with an athletic group of girls.

“I gotta say, I give a ton of credit to the SST (Speed, Strength and Training) program,” Carpenter said. “It’s had an impact on us, both for the boys and girls.”

With Carpenter at the helm, the Skyview girls have missed the Region III tournament only twice, including last year. The longtime coach said that bothered him.

“I told the girls that back in the day, we would play the Valley schools and beat them, and I mean really beat them,” Carpenter said. “These girls can play a physical match, so I hope it means we can stay in games.”

Carpenter also mentioned that weeks of practice in the gym may have finally forced him and the team to a boiling point, and he let them know it during practice one day last week.

“I threw a temper tantrum and took some time off and told them to come back with better attitudes,” Carpenter said.

“They came back ready to play, and now they’re going at it.

They’re a feisty bunch of kids.”

Two impact players on this year’s squad are returning as juniors. Cierra Mahan, who Carpenter said was an All-Region player as a freshman, returns after taking 2013 off to throw the shot put for the Skyview track team, and Taylor Wilson.

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In this May 2012 photo, Kenai’s TJ Wagoner boots the ball in front of Colony’s Dale Asher in the second half of their game.

Both girls came up through the developmental comp program.

“I think (Mahan) is one of the top scorers in our region, I mean she’s got a tremendous leg,” Carpenter said. “Both those girls are going to do a lot this year.”

Carpenter mentioned that Mahan will likely be getting time as a goaltender as well.

“We’re probably going to be mimicking Nikiski and put Cierra in goal when we need her there,” Carpenter said, referring to Nikiski’s Rachel Thompson.

“She’s going to take that role, because we can use her as a goalie and a midfielder.”

NIKISKI BULLDOGS Both the boys and girls teams from the North Road lost a core of seniors that were detrimental to last year, but both coaches are confident that the athleticism of the current crop of Nikiski footballers will help to carry the teams.

Last year, the Nikiski girls made the NLC tournament as the fourth seed with a 2-2 conference record (4-4 overall).

“We have some pretty solid returners,” said girls coach Mandy Adair. “We’re going to have to rely on the strength and knowledge of our juniors.”

Two key losses to graduation are Taylor Calderwood and Bailey Buchholz, a pair of midfielders that consistently were able to find the back of the net. The Bulldogs are returning four starters and sport nine juniors but only one senior; Emily Lynch.

“She’s definitely a strong player for us,” Adair said. “She’s been in the program for four years, and has had some time to learn the way we run.”

Junior Rachel Thompson will again double as goalie and midfielder, but Adair said she is still looking for a backup goalie for the times Thompson is out in the middle.

“She’s a ball hawk, and I think she’s the goalie in our region,” Adair said. “We’re going to need some young players to step up in center mid. They need to learn on the fly.”

Junior Laura Hufford and sophomore Hannah Love return to reinforce the defense, and up front, junior Nataliyah Davis will provide some extra flair for the attacking unit.

Going into her eighth year as coach, Adair said her goal is to get her team further into the region tournament and onto the state stage.

“I’ve never done that,” Adair said. “We’re going to have to

put in a lot of extra work and it’s about how bad we want it.”

The Nikiski boys are sporting an even younger look, as a few crucial seniors graduated from last year’s squad.

The boys made it to the region tournament last season as the fourth seed from the southern division, but were overmatched against the top seeded Colony boys.

“Most of these kids are multiple-sport athletes, and some are four-sport athletes,” said coach Jim Coburn. “But we’re a lot younger than we have been the last couple years.”

Leading the charge for the boys are seniors Jesse Eide, Michael Stangel and Garrett Feller, and junior Christian Riddall. All four players were a part of Nikiski’s small-school championship winning football team in the fall.

“You can’t ask for a better group of kids,” Coburn said.

“Other than that, let’s hope we get better towards the end of the year.”

Coburn is faced with the task of finding a replacement for Lincoln Johnson, last year’s dynamic senior goalie who provided much of the leadership in 2013.

“Lincoln was a pretty special athlete, so those are big shoes to fill,” Coburn said. “He was probably one of the best leaders I’ve coached.”

Coburn said at this point, it looks like Sullivan Jackson will be starting in goal.

Juniors Nico Castro and Brady Malston, and sophomores Nathan Carstens, Hunter Holloway, Sam Tauriainen and Javon Pamplin add depth to the midfield.

The Bulldogs open their season with an April 18 match at Houston, followed by a road trip to Seward on April 25.

HOMER MARINERS Warren Waldorf returns to coach the Homer boys team that have been contenders for two years running. In 2012, the Mariners finished second at the NLC tournament and competed well at the state tournament to grab a fourth-place finish.

Last year, the boys missed out on a state berth with a 1-0 loss to Soldotna in the NLC tournament third-place game.

“We always try to seed ourselves into regions, and try to be competitive,” Waldorf said. “We try to go .500 (this season), and aim to be there in the last five minutes of the region tournament game.

Waldorf, who is not one to mince words, said he is still drawing up the roster and posi-

tions that his players will be in.

“I’m not imaginative,” he said.

The seventh-year head coach did say that much of his team this year is composed of Homer’s basketball squad that was able to be competitive with the larger schools. Players like juniors Drew Brown, Kenneth Schneider and senior Quinn Daugharty will add athleticism and depth. Waldorf said Brown and Schneider can conceivably play every position on the field.

John Walsworth and Filip Reutov will also return from the 2012 state team, and in place of graduated goalie Grant Arseneau will be Brian Rowe.

“I think we’re a pretty good team,” Waldorf said. “We’ll give everyone a run for their money.”

Unlike the Homer girls team, Waldorf said he’s been keeping his squad in the gym due to the colder weather.

“It’s too cold for me,” he said.

“Both our fields are mostly bare, but the upper field is too soft to play on.”

The Homer girls will be coached by Mickey Todd for another year, and Todd said his team has drawn 39 girls out to play this season, which is an improvement.

“Our goal is to be really competitive, and on any given day to beat anyone,” Todd said. “We want to be competitive day in and day out, and not get blown out one day and blow out the next.”

The five seniors that will all get varsity minutes this year include Mady Gerard, Zoia Basargin, Maggie Koplin, Rachel Doan and Hannah Baird.

Doan will start the year in goal, according to Todd.

Todd said a trip to Juneau was originally on the schedule to start the year, but it has since been cancelled, which leaves Homer with four straight home games to begin with.

“I’d just like to play anyone,” he said. “The games with Soldotna are going to stick out for us, we’d like to beat them, and Kenai always plays us tough too, so it’ll be interesting.”

2008 was the last time the Homer girls qualified for state, so naturally that is one of the goals of the team.

“We’re only as strong as our weakest player,” Todd said.

“With injuries, grades, illness, it always seems health issues are a problem in a short season, so our strength is in numbers, and we’re just trying to make sure everyone understands what we’re doing.”

The Mariners begin their season April 25 with a home game against Wasilla.

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ormally it’s tough to settle on subjects for this monthly column.

It was easy this time around.

There is a deepening political overcast covering the nation. The growing intrigues and accusation hurling has made HBO’s Game of Thrones resemble a weekly newscast only with cooler costumes, plot lines and excellent actors.

Nowadays if brain eating zombies flooded into the hallowed halls of the legislative, executive and judicial branches of the government, they would end up on a starvation diet and probably turn into dust molecules within a week.

As for Alaska, it already has some interesting battles brewing and the “My competition hates puppies and advocates drone strikes on polar bears” ads are slinking into the forefront threatening the bazillion furniture store “one time only specials” (this month) domination of the airwaves.

I don’t know which are worse but at least the political ads stop when somebody wins and rushes off to “fight” for us as soon as they have to start running for election again.

The victor must always step lightly of course lest they say something on a Sunday morning talk show that offends someone somewhere and launches some heretofore unknown advocacy group that changes it name as fast as its bank accounts to campaign for his or her recall. (Try saying that three times in a row without hyperventilating.)

I always look forward to November because it’s the start of the holidays but this year it will be extra special. The elections will over early in the month. That means that not only will the blitzkrieg campaigning cease but there will enough time to get the bad taste out of my mouth when Thanksgiving rolls around.

OK, on to other things.

We have now lived up here long enough that all of our relatives who had always wanted to visit Alaska have passed through our cabin’s front portal, some more than once, and we have enjoyed every minute of their stopovers.

Now, out of nowhere, it seems that a new generation has possibly arisen via the procreation process of our clans and they are hinting that they would like to offer us the opportunity to partially host their visit to the Greatland.

I’m talking about distant tribal members who are eighteenth cousins removed and their “significant others” sporting matching tattoos of the Fighting Demented Armadillos of Upchuck, Texas.

Where they got my private email address will be resolved shortly and a clan member may go suddenly missing during my next sojourn to the Lower 48.

For your sanity, I’m going to significantly paraphrase the correspondence I received last Monday but I think you’ll get the drift.

Dearest Relative/Present Occupant I’ll bet you don’t remember me ‘cause we’ve never met, but I’ve heard about you two from Edna-the-mildly-disturbed, who’s never met you either but overheard at our third cousin’s by marriage reunion that we had some kind of kin livin’ up Alaska way.

When would be the best time to drop in? From what I hear you’re pretty much snow free in July and we’d only want to set up out in your yard for a couple of weeks. Ya got an operational two-holer? Otherwise there’s going to be one hell of a line in your cabin come morning, There are nine of us and we’ll be tarp camping out of a Nash Rambler station wagon that Edna’s boyfriend, Bong Boy, put together from leftover stuff in the barn.

We’re pulling a trailer with parts for it so we shouldn’t have any problems reaching your place.

Oh yeah, we might have to give ya a call if we have a problem at the border with our firearms, OK? Well I better cut this short. We have a bunch of seriously sneaky planning to do because we are hearing rumors that the Canadians might give us some grief over our two Pot Belly pigs and pet gecko. Plus I think this computer might be hot.

Get back to us and lets us know when we can squat for a spell.

Sincerely, J.W. “Leech” Hammeredman Septic Trails, Mississippi p.s. Is there a water park up there where the kids can swim with penguins?

I read and reread the original message (I had never encountered a memo that had a pronounced accent before), then made a few phone calls.

Everyone claimed innocence but did casually note that we used to have family in Mississippi until some of them were released on parole and disappeared.

That was sweet to hear.

Since my bride had taken on a “thousand yard stare” after reading his communiqué, I knew I had better act fast or she would have us on vacation riding disgruntled yaks somewhere in the high Himalayas during the July salmon runs.

My reply…

Yo, J.W., I think you might want to do a bit more research before heading our way.

There are, of course, some concerns with your timing since July is earthquake season up here and the penguins don’t arrive in heavy numbers until late September when the ice sheets roll in over the bay.

But you have bigger problems to consider because I think the Canadians will frown on a group trying to come over the border with tactical weapons and a Nash Rambler that could suddenly turn into weapon of mass destruction if it blows a tire.

I’m also not sure if they allow tourists through who are wearing monitoring devices on their ankles, so maybe you had better chill and go all Disney this year.

Nick Note: I still think someone’s pulling my leg. If so, there will be retribution but with my gene pool I can never be sure.

Nick can be reached at ncvaney@gmail.com if he isn’t searching the net for a reasonable Renta-Yak.

Births Lindows welcome daughter Augie and Sandi Lindow of Soldotna announce the birth of their daughter, Gemma Brielle Lindow, at 4:20 p.m. Gemma Brielle on March 14, Lindow 2014.

She weighed 5 pounds, 15 ounces and measured 19 inches. Her grandparents are Joe and Kara Steele, and Erik and Rita Lindow.

Pucketts welcome daughter Jeremy and Melody Puckett of Kasilof announce the birth of their daughter, Neva Dawn Neva Dawn Puckett at Puckett 8:19 p.m. on March 11, 2014. She weighed 8 pounds, 10 ounces. Her grandparents are Janis and Demie Byram of Soldotna, and Sandra and Rusty Puckett of Sterling. Her great-grandparents are Mary and Bill Lewis of Soldotna, Sonia Byram of Prescott, Ariz., and Catherine Puckett of Jasper, Ga.

Ratliff family grows Derek and Jenna Ratliff of Soldotna announce the birth of their daughter, Adalyn Faith Ratliff, at 8:15 a.m. Oct. 2, Adalyn Faith 2013.

She Ratliff weighed 7 pounds, 5.8 ounces and measured 21 inches. She joins siblings Lily and Jaxon. Her grandparents are Charles and Kristy Standridge of Kasilof, and Dale and Renee Ratliff of Havre, Mont.

News and Notes Cobb completes basic training Army Pvt. Jesse W. Cobb has graduated from Basic Combat Training at Fort Leonard Wood, Waynesville, Mo. During the nine weeks of training, the soldier received instruction in drill and ceremony, weapons, rifle marksmanship qualification, bayonet combat, chemical warfare, field training and tactical exercises, marches, military courtesy, military justice, physical fitness, first aid, and Army history, traditions, and core values.

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John and Doreen Bittle, of Kenai. He is a 2013 graduate of Nikiski High School.

Penning completes Army Basic Training Pvt. Jared M. Penning of Kasilof graduated with honors from U.S. Army Basic Combat Training at Fort Leonard Pvt. Jared M. Wood., Mo., Penning on Feb. 20, 2014.

Penning is now in California working on his college degree and will continue to pursue his career in the Army National Guard as an Army linguist.

Penning is the son of Beth Selby of Kasilof and Bill Penning of Kenai.

Food For Fines Week at Soldotna library Bring undamaged, unexpired canned or boxed nonperishable food items to the Soldotna Public Library Monday through Saturday and receive a $1 per item credit toward the reduction of your existing fines.

All proceeds benefit the Kenai Peninsula Food Bank, Inc.

Share community information here Has a new addition to your family just arrived? Where in the world is your military person and what are they up to?

Got a new graduate, dean’s list student or an award-receiving youth?

Do you have a news event, activity or fundraiser you need to let the community know about?

Send it to us!

Email your community events to news@peninsulaclarion.com, fax it to 283-3299, drop it off at the Clarion office in Kenai at 150 Trading Bay Drive (Monday through Friday from 8 a.m. to 5 p.m.) or mail your information to us at P.O. Box 3009, Kenai AK 99611.

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Submissions are printed as space is available. For more information, call 907-3351251.

Larned, Buchheit marry in Hawaii Allyson Larned and Raymond Buchheit were married in a sunset Hawaiian-style wedding on March 12, 2014 at Maluaka Beach, Maui, Hawaii.

The bride is the daughter of Bill and Susan Larned of Soldotna. She is a 2000 graduate of Soldotna High School and earned a BS in Wildlife Management from Humboldt State University in California in 2007. She works as a seasonal wildlife technician in several remote locations in Alaska, New Zealand, and Antarctica. She has also worked for an advenRaymond and Allyson ture tour company in Buchheit Thailand. She is currently enrolled in a Registered Nurse program at Montana State University in Bozeman, Mont.

The groom is the son of Larry and Carol Buchheit of Fort Peck, Mont. He graduated from Fort Peck High School. He earned a BS in Political Science, History, and Biology from Jamestown College, in Jamestown, N.D., in 2004. He has worked in seasonal wildlife technician positions in Alaska, New Zealand, and Antarctica. The couple fell in love during their time in Antarctica.

Ray is pursuing his MS in Wildlife Biology at Montana State University, with field work during summers in western Alaska.

The Maluaka Beach ceremony was followed by a wedding dinner at 5 Palms Resort, and a champagne and cake reception at Sugar Beach Resort, both in Kihei, Maui.

Honored guests included the couple’s parents; Allyson’s sister Archer Larned, of Baltimore, Md., and her friend Christopher Bason, of Delaware; Allyson’s aunt Gretchen Augustyn, of Claremont, Calif.; Ray’s brother Michael Buchheit, of Bozeman and his fiancee Melinda Estus, of Los Angeles; Ray’s uncle and aunt Roger and Debra Ingersoll of Houston, Texas; and friends Jason and Summer Kottsick, of Eagle River, Darren Perleberg of Jamestown, Megan Abubo, of Lahaina, Hawaii, and Lauren Abubo, of Honolulu.

The couple will be living in Bozeman while they complete their courses at Montana State.

Learning for Life Plan now for successful tree planting season As winter recedes into spring it is a great time to look at our yards and plan for the future. The badly damaged trees that need to be replaced, the pruning that needs to be done, the perfect spot for the new shrubs, can all be planned for now.

The Cooperative Extension Service has free publications available on “Tree and Shrub Varieties, Tree Planting, Pruning, Mulching” and much more.

Plant for the future, plan for it now.

Your local Cooperative Extension Service is your year round resource for a variety of topics, visit us today at: http:// www.uaf.edu/ces/districts/kenai/ to find these publications and more or stop by and see us in the Doors and Windows Building on K-Beach Road between 8 a.m. and 5 p.m. We are “Learning for Life.”

Submitted by Janice Chumley, UAF Cooperative Extension Service, Research Technician, Integrated Pest Management Technician, Kenai Peninsula District.

Carter, Dole wives aid troop effort

By DARLENE SUPERVILLE Associated Press

WASHINGTON — Showing that some issues can bridge the political divide, Michelle Obama and Jill Biden, joined by former first lady Rosalynn Carter and former Sen. Elizabeth Dole, offered new sources of much-needed support Friday for millions of people who care for wounded service members and veterans, oftentimes at great emotional, physical and financial cost.

There are more than 5.5 million military caregivers in the U.S., including 1.1 million caring for the newest generation of veterans, those who served after 9/11, according to a RAND Corp. study released last week and commissioned by Dole’s foundation.

Many of these caregivers suffer health problems of their own because they put so much time and attention into caring for others. Income often is lost as a result, financial problems arise and relationships at work and at home become strained.

Mrs. Obama said military caregivers show what bravery, courage and sacrifice really mean.

“The burden that these men and women bear for our country is real and they shouldn’t have to bear that alone,” she said at an event in the White House East Room in honor of caregivers. She noted that Republicans and Democrats, business and la-

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In this May 10, 2012, file photo, first lady Michelle Obama, accompanied by Jill Biden speaks at a Joining Forces event in the East Room of the White House in Washington.

bor leaders, two groups that often do not see eye to eye — were in the audience to show their support.

To that end, three groups — the Military Officers Association of America, USAA Bank and the American Bar Association — are working on creating a website to provide caregivers with legal and financial assistance. Easter Seals is expanding its caregiver training. The U.S. Chamber of Commerce will help caregivers get more flexibility in the workplace so they can better balance the demands of work and home.

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Dole’s foundation, the Tragedy Assistance Program for Survivors and other organizations are promising to train 10,000 caregivers to work with their peers. And the Defense Department is creating in-person caregiver forums at every U.S. military installation around the world that serves wounded service members and their caregivers, along with online tools for those who cannot attend the sessions. Mrs. Obama said the round tables are a byproduct of a similar forum she attended at Fort Belvoir in Virginia on last year’s 9/11 anniversary.

“All of these new commitments are a big deal, but they’re really just the tip of the iceberg,” Mrs. Obama said.

Friday’s announcement kicked off a month of events to mark the third anniversary of Joining Forces, the nationwide initiative that Mrs. Obama and Vice President Joe Biden’s wife, Jill, created in 2011 to boost public support for active-duty service members, military families and veterans in the areas of employment, education and wellness.

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My father was born 100 years ago this week. He had the stamina of a farmer, so it took cancer to stop him at 78. I fear then when all his family and friends disappear, he will, too. Maybe I can head that off now.

Wallace E. Moore was born April 11, 1914, into a large family on a north Georgia mountain. He had to drop out of school in the second grade to help farm, so he never learned to read or write and could only sign his name.

It is the great regret of my life that I could not teach him to read. When I tried, my

out of the field ahead of the rain. mother set me straight: He was too That was just a fraction of his proud to try to learn at his age, and job, and it took seven long days I was to drop the matter. each week to do it. A newborn calf I kept forgetting he was illiterate, doesn’t observe Sundays, nor does anyway. He could drive a load of a crop understand sick days. Vacagrain into a city and find an unfations didn’t exist. miliar destination without followLife was tough, but there was ing signs. He could read the sky, comfort in knowing that whatever the winds and the moon to tell what Glynn Moore we did, Daddy did much more. His lay ahead. worked through his pain. And he did Mere Renaissance men paled by comparison. He could run all sorts of machin- try to lighten our load.

On weekends, he would crowd us into the ery, repair it when it broke, find lost calves, family sedan to go see family. On a summer treat weak piglets on a cold night, out-stubSunday afternoon, we would cram inner tubes born a cantankerous mule pulling the plow, concoct feeds, medications and pesticides, cut into the trunk and drive a few miles to float down trees and cut it to lengths for firewood, down a muddy creek. That might be followed operate a sawmill, add rooms to the house or by a trip to town for an ice cream cone. Once, erect barns, and supervise a field full of hired after Daddy cut down a tree in our yard, he turned it into a flying jenny – a long board hands – including his children – to get hay

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DEAR ABBY: This “issue” with my wife may seem trivial, but it’s making me crazy. I like to cook; she doesn’t. When I cook it’s an expression of love, and our family sits down together to enjoy the meal. We don’t watch TV and we don’t answer the phone. Sounds ideal, wouldn’t you say?

The problem is, after I put the food on the table, my wife gets up and starts pulling other food from the fridge to microwave. Or she’ll start making a salad.

These last-minute additions make me furious. She knows it, but won’t stop. Either she “doesn’t want the leftover to go bad” or she thinks something is “missing” from the table.

I say she should prepare these additions while I’m making dinner so everything will be on the table at the same time, or else forget it.

What do you think?

— STEAMING IN THE KITCHEN IN TEXAS DEAR STEAMING: Is the layout of your kitchen conducive to tandem cooking?

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Boyfriend heading west may cause girlfriend to move on DEAR ABBY: I’m in a tricky situation.

My boyfriend of four years, “Ian,” and I took a break from our relationship for two months because he was scared he’d miss out on the single life. We started hanging out again soon after, and everything fell into place.

We were talking recently, and he mentioned that he’s planning to move across the country to San Francisco to be near his family.

He made it plain he wants to live on the West Coast “forever.” I am close to my family — closer than Ian is to his.

We’re both 24, and while we’re not going to get engaged anytime soon, I’m not sure what to do. We love each other, but the geography is causing so many issues. Please advise.

— NEW YORK GIRL DEAR N.Y. GIRL: It’s good that you and Ian aren’t planning on becoming engaged anytime soon, because you have some serious thinking to do. If you plan on having a family and want your parents to be close to their grandchildren, it would be better for you to find another boyfriend. I’m advising you and Ian to take another break — this time for YOUR benefit — to see which is more important to you: the man or the location.

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you tell your wife what you will be preparing for dinner and ask if there is anything else she wants included?

That may prompt her to think ahead so she wouldn’t have to get up and leave the table.

If the answer to Abigail Van Buren my questions is yes, then there may be something going on in your relationship for which she’s trying to punish you.

DEAR ABBY: My daughter goes to a preschool in a church where we are not members.

Pastor “Joe” is very involved with the classes, often chatting with the parents and calling them by their first names.

I have seen him around town various times, but I’m never sure how to address him. I feel strange calling him “Pastor” since he isn’t my minister. On the other hand, calling him “Joe” doesn’t quite seem right either.

How should a man of the cloth be greeted on the street?

— FEELING AWKWARD IN JAMESTOWN, N.Y. DEAR FEELING AWKWARD: I think you’re asking the wrong person. Why not ask HIM how he’d like to be addressed? I remember a delightful priest in Chicago, who when meeting people would immediately say, “Call me John.” I used to refer to him as Father Call-Me-John.

Dear Abby is written by Abigail Van Buren, also known as Jeanne Phillips, and was founded by her mother, Pauline Phillips.

Write Dear Abby at www.DearAbby.com or P.O. Box 69440, Los Angeles, CA 90069.

Abby shares more than 100 of her favorite recipes in two booklets: “Abby’s Favorite Recipes” and “More Favorite Recipes by Dear Abby.” Send your name and mailing address, plus check or money order for $14 (U.S. funds) to: Dear Abby, Cookbooklet Set, P.O. Box 447, Mount Morris, IL 610540447. (Shipping and handling are included in the price.)

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Songwriter Steve Good­man wrote of his dad: “And now the old man’s gone, and I’d give all I own, to hear what he said when I wasn’t listening, to my old man.”

If I had learned more of my father’s teachings, people would see, through me, what a great man he was.

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Jaqueline Bigar’s Stars A baby born today has a Sun in Aries and a Moon in Virgo if born before 4:32 a.m. (PDT). Afterward, the Moon will be in Libra.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY for Sunday, April 13, 2014: This year you have wonderful ideas — only, before you can share them, others seem to move on. You might want to allow others to give you feedback sooner. How you handle a personal matter could change as a result. If you are single, this summer could prove to be very exciting, as you are in a period when you are likely to meet someone important to your life history. Fall and winter will carry the same theme. If you are attached, the two of you act like newfound lovers this summer. LIBRA looks at life very differently from how you do.

The Stars Show the Kind of Day You’ll Have: 5-Dynamic; 4-Positive; 3-Average; 2-So-so; 1-Difficult ARIES (March 21-April 19) HHHH Let a loved one take the lead.You might have a sense that a choice seems to be off, but let it be. The other party needs to see what will happen. You are likely to be in the mood to snooze and overindulge a little. Tonight: A close friend has a great idea.

This Week: There is change in the air.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20) HHHH You could be so easygoing that you might miss a scheduled get-together. A friend could be quite disconcerted when you don’t show up. Make a phone call quickly, and adjust your plans. Consider making a caring gesture toward this person. Tonight: Go for lazy.

This Week: Be more adaptable to change.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20) HHHH Your playful spirit might emerge, which will allow for great fun and interpersonal relating. You actually could become childlike and expressive. You have the ability to pull the wool over a parent’s or older relative’s eyes. Be careful. Tonight: Act as if there were no tomorrow.

This Week: A romance could heat up.

CANCER (June 21-July 22) HHH Invite several friends over for an early dinner. You could be taken aback by someone’s response. Let it go, as nearly everyone has been under unusual pressure lately.

Be careful when dealing with a loved one at a distance.

Tonight: Play it low-key, but enjoy those around you.

This Week: Your willingness to adapt could define your happiness.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) HHHH Don’t worry about making the first move — just do it. Someone you care about can be quite slack when it comes to money. Be careful to keep your funds separate if you decide to let this relationship evolve into something more. Tonight: Invite friends to join you.

This Week: Choose your words with care.

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VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) HHH Be more aware of someone else’s spending needs as well his or her tendency to take risks. In any case, make today your treat, and invite several friends to brunch or a movie. You will note a difference in how you feel when you are with your pals. Tonight: Pay bills.

This Week: Take a stand against frivolous spending.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) HHHH You could be a lot more content than you have been in a while. Try to better understand a friend and figure out what is getting to him or her. Your sensitivity will help this person understand his or her limits within a relationship.

Tonight: Find a reason to celebrate.

This Week: Relationships are pivotal to your success.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) HHH Slow down. You often jump to conclusions based on what you would do in the same situation. Remain sensitive to a loved one who adores you. Explain that you need some time to yourself. Tonight: Get a good night’s sleep.

This Week: Be sure to get enough sleep, and remember to eat well.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) HHH Play it low-key with a personal matter. Go off and enjoy your friends, wherever they might be. You could end up at several different events as a result. You could make a big difference and help someone feel comfortable with him- or herself. Tonight: Do what you want.

This Week: You could feel like you’re between a rock and a hard spot.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) HHHH A must-show event or family happening could define your day. Remain sensitive to a sibling or close person in your life. Make time for this person, and you might gain a greater sense of levity around him or her. Tonight: Out till the wee hours.

This Week: Be aware of your image, yet remain authentic.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) HHHH Make a call to a friend at a distance that you have been putting off. Understand what is going on with this person before you decide to visit. You could be surprised by what you hear. Decide whether it is wise to get together right now. Tonight: Go hear some live music.

This Week: Break past rigidity.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) HHHH Make today about you and a loved one. This type of togetherness will fuel your bond. Make plans at some point to join a dear friend for munchies. Know that you do not need to make this a big deal. Tonight: You are especially alluring.

This Week: Finances become more involved with a relationship.

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Resume Tips - Whip Your Resume Into Shape Expert advice on how to do a resume correctly.

By Kristina Cowan So you’ve discovered the perfect gig with a higher salary, and you’re bent on shuffling your credentials to the hiring manager immediately, if not sooner. You’ve got the experience, education and skills that make you a star candidate.

One hurdle remains: how to do a resume appropriately.

Don’t fret-you can soon be on your way to crafting a stellar resume; just use the following key resume tips from career experts Brian Drum and Heather Heath.

Drum is president and CEO of New York City-based Drum Associates, Inc., a global executive search firm, and Heath, based in Minneapolis, is practice leader of sales and marketing for Hudson, a recruitment and talent management firm.

Expert Resume Tips on How to do a Resume 1. Be accurate and truthful. “A resume should not be embellished or exaggerated-it’s not an exercise in writing a novel. If there’s anything that is not correct or is misstated, it could be a reason for not hiring you,” Drum said.

2. Take two pages for your resume if necessary. Drum said once you have four or five years of experience, it often becomes very difficult to squeeze your career path all onto one page. Heath said she sees two-page resumes “all the time.” Most applicants should avoid three page resumes.

Resume Tip for Recent College Graduates: Stick to one page.

3. Use bullets with concise descriptions. Most resumes that use paragraphs aren’t looked at, Drum explained, so it’s best to use bullets, and keep them to a maximum of two lines a piece.

4. In most cases, list experience before education. If you’re a seasoned executive, it’s best to list your work experience first.

Resume Tip for Recent College Graduates: Put education up top.

5. Mind your keywords! Both Drum and Heath underscored the importance of including terms to help get your resume picked up through online searches. “We’re seeing more and more systems ranking people’s resumes based on how many keywords are being matched. ...

More people are putting more words on their resumes because they understand that tracking systems are keyword-driven,” Heath said.

6. List your contact information, particularly your cell phone number and e-mail address. Heath advises against listing your current work phone number. “I don’t think a potential employer would be impressed that you’re using company resources to find a job,” she said.

7. Use consistent formatting. Use the same size and type of font throughout your resume, such as 12-point Times New Roman. Offsetting your name in a slightly larger font is acceptable. If you cut and paste from various versions of your resume, be sure to align the text and eliminate formatting glitches.

8. Remember to double check your spelling. Heath suggests printing your resume, reading it and proofreading it to catch spelling and grammatical problems. It’s fine to use an automated spell-check, she said, but be wary of such systems introducing errors.

9. Bling on resumes is bad. Steer clear of using lots of large fonts in different colors, and of underscoring and bolding text for extra emphasis. Excessive use of bells and whistles distracts the reader and makes your resume look unprofessional.

10. No headshots, please. Pictures and resumes are like oil and water. If you have the urge, don’t give in.

At the end of the day, Heath said, “People need to remember when they’re sending their resume out they’re sending a version of themselves. ...

Make it a statement-a strong one.”

Kristina Cowan is the senior writer for PayScale.com. She has over 10 years of journalism experience, specializing in education and workforce issues.

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Drivers/Transportation

DRIVERS

With Class A CDL with hazmat, Doubles, and tankers endorsements.

Kenai based operation Seasonal position.

Please include previous 10yr driving record.

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With DOT Certification.

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General Employment

Construction & Trades EXPERIENCED PAINTER & DRYWALL FINISHER

Full time Kenai Peninsula.

(907)398-7201

General Employment BARTENDER WANTED TAPS card, part-time could be full-time.

Apply in person, call 776-5833.

Homes

Real Estate For Sale Commercial Property Condominiums/Town Homes Farms/Ranches Homes Income Property Land Manufactured Mobile Homes Multiple Dwelling Out of Area for Sale Steel Building Vacation Property Wanted To Buy Waterfront Property

Manufactured Mobile Homes WINTER IN MESA ARIZONA. Why pay rent when you can own a 3-bedroom home in a 5 star gated retirement park.

Priced to sell at $27,000.

Includes major appliances, air conditioning & much more. For more information please call (505)321-3250

Rentals Apartments, Unfurnished Apartments, Furnished Cabins Condominiums Town Homes Duplex Homes Lots For Rent Manufactured/Mobile Homes Misc. Rentals Office Space Out of Area Rentals Rental Wanted Retail/Commercial Space Roommate Wanted Rooms For Rent Storage Rentals Vacation Rentals

Apartments, Unfurnished 2-BEDROOM 6 miles north of Kenai. $850. per month plus electric & deposit.

No pets.

Coin operated laundry on site.

(907)262-7248.

329 SOHI LANE 2-bedroom, carport, storage, heat, cable, tax included, $875.

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General Employment Alaska State Parks in Kenai District Seeking Volunteer Campground Hosts for Summer 2014.

Seeking host for new Eagle Rock boat launch & Issac Walton State Rec site.

For further info please contact AK StateParks (907)262-5581

General Employment CITY OF SOLDOTNA EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITY POLICE OFFICER Wage Range 15 Starting Wage $25.84hr-$30.56hr D.O.E. The City of Soldotna has an opening for a grant funded Police Officer. This position serves the City of Soldotna as a Peace Officer in the administration of laws and ordinances. Becoming a member of the Public Safety Employees Association is a requirement of the position. A complete job description and application packet is available on the City's website http://www.ci.soldotna.ak.us/jobs.html Please submit a City application, F-3, Cover Letter and Resume to Human Resources at 177 N. Birch Street, Soldotna, by fax 1-866-596-2994, or email tcollier@ci.soldotna.ak.us by 5 p.m., April 18, 2014. The City of Soldotna is an EEO employer.

General Employment

Emerald Alaska Inc

has immediate openings Tank Cleaner/Laborer, Vac Truck Operator/Driver.

Need 40 hours HAZWOPER, Lifetime driving record.

Apply: www.emeraldnw.com careers@emeraldnw.com questions- (206)832-3012

Any Business Any Service Any Time

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Apartments, Unfurnished ALL TYPES OF RENTALS

Property Management Division 170 N. Birch Suite 101, Soldotna (907)262-2522 Mary.Parske@century21.com www.Century21FreedomRealty.com

Homes FSBO -

THREE-Bedroom, 2-bath, 2 large walk-inclosets, 1352 inside living space, crawl space, 1.5 car garage, fenced back yard, front and back decks.

Asphalt DW & neighborhood roads. Large space next to garage for boat or RV. Back yard fully sunned, perfect for greenhouse. Just shy of 1/2 acre. Excellent water. 2 blocks down from K-Beach. New in 2010 natural gas furnace, all new in 2010 appliances included (DW, oven, microwave, frig, washer & dryer). Master bath renovated w/walk-in tile shower; beautiful easy to maintain high-end vinyl flooring throughout.

Custom vertical blinds in living room and kitchen, and window coverings. Also included is 55-inch Samsung Plasma TV and 3-speaker Bose surround system; 8 camera security system; outside shed w/Honda lawn mower & weed trimmer. $1500 paint and wallpaper credit provided. Broker courtesy 2.5%. TWO ways to buy - Straight purchase $207K or ASSUME low balance with $880 monthly payments for $70,000 up front cash. (No realtor or credit check is required for the assumption) MLS 14-560 and Zillow.com.

Please call 398-8161; 24 hr notice requested for viewing.

Owner financing not available.

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3-Bedroom 2-bath 2-car garage. Beautiful cedar sided home in very quite paved neighborhood on a corner lot with 1.37 acres. All one floor with no steps! All doors are extra wide. Paved driveway and parking area. Excellently maintained. Ideal open floor plan with open kitchen. In floor heat throughout. Vaulted ceilings and a gas fireplace. Large master bedroom with walk in closet and sliding glass door leading to the back deck with lots of privacy (perfect for a hot tub). Each room has its own thermostat and this house is very energy efficient. Well maintained large front and back lawn with lilac trees and rose bushes. Top of the line water filtration system that has eliminated all iron! Garage is 601Sq.Ft. Asking $269,000. (907)283-5747

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REDOUBT VIEW Soldotna’s best value!

Quiet, freshly painted, close to schools.

1-Bedroom from $625.

2-Bedroom from $725.

3-Bedroom, 2-bath, from $825.

No pets.

(907)262-4359.

Apartments, Furnished DOWNTOWN Soldotna on the river.

2-bedroom, 1-bath, Seasonal/ Permanent, furnished/ unfurnished, NO pets/ NO smoking.

Credit/ background checks. $795., (907)252-7110 EXCELLENT OCEAN VIEW! Bay Arm Apartments, Kenai.

Accepting applications for 1 & 2 bedroom apartments, utilities included. $25. nonrefundable application fee.

No pets.

(907)283-4405.

KENAI Large 1-bedroom furnished, $600., plus utilities.

No animals/ smoking.

(907)398-1303

Cabins SOLDOTNA 1-bedroom, Satellite, washer/dryer.

No smoking/ pets.

Lease. $725.

(907)262-4047, (907)394-2774.

Homes 3-BEDROOM HOUSE Furnished, Seasonal 4370 Eagle Rock Drive Kenai Spur (907)469-0665 HOME Soldotna, 3-bedroom, 2-bath, washer/dryer, dishwasher, $1,200. plus security deposit, utilities.

No pets/ smoking.

(907)242-9551 (907)277-4017.

KENAI 3-Bedroom, 3-bath, appliances. washer/dryer.

No pets/ smoking. $1,400. plus utilities.

(907)398-1303 WHY RENT ?????

Why rent when you can own, many low down & zero down payment programs available.

Let me help you achieve the dream of home ownership. Call Now !!!

Ken Scott, #AK203469.

(907)395-4527 or cellular, (907)690-0220.

Alaska USA Mortgage Company, #AK157293.

Financial BRAND NEW HOME Nikiski 3-bedroom, 2-bath, 2-car garage.

Refrigerator, dishwasher, & range Wooded lot. $1,500/ month plus utilities.

(907)776-5276

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Auctions Business for Sale Financial Opportunities Mortgages/Loans

Business for Sale COFFEE SHOP FOR SALE

Self-Sustaining business in an area where industry is growing, North Kenai.

Contact Brad (907)690-7737.

Merchandise For Sale

NIKISKI 1-Bedroom, 1-Bath home with 24x24 two story unfinished addition.

MLS#14-877 $159,000 Jeannie Smith Kenai Real Property Services (907)398-3729 Ofc: (907)283-7755

Retail/Commercial Space PRIME KENAI RETAIL/ OFFICE SPACE 1,832SqFt to 20,000SqFt. Rates start @ $.50SqFt. Call Carr Gottstein Properties, (907)564-2424 or visit www.carrgottstein.com

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Transportation Autos Classic/Custom Financing Motorcycles Parts & Accessories Rentals Repair & Services Sport Utilities, 4x4 Suburbans/Vans/ Buses Trucks Trucks: Commercial Trucks: Heavy Duty Trailers Vehicles Wanted

Parts & Accessories TOYO A/T TIRES. P245 70R16 065 1yr old, plus they are on rims, I have Ford hub caps (4).

Came off ‘02 Explorer.

ALL just $450.

(907)260-5943

Trucks: Heavy Duty MAKE AN OFFER 2010 dually long bed, F-350, 4wheel drive, 6.4 diesel truck, 24k miles, Auto Tran. Hide away goose neck Tow & Trailer brake packages.

Spray bed liner. Back up camera. Heated/power mirrors, warranty, Power chip Keyless entry, Power windows/seats Asking $36,400 OBO. KBB at $37k (907)953-4696

Autos

50th Year F150 Anniversary truck Clean white F150 long bed, with bed liner.

Automatic with power. 20mpg to Anchorage.

4 x 4 works great. Showing light wear, tires fair.

About 204,000 on synthetic oil, no oil burning.

Tow hooks, block heater. Starts and runs good in cold weather. New aluminum tool box, tow hitch. Small powerful 4.6 Triton V-8.

Call Rick, 907-394-8858. $6,000. Will consider small part trade?

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Commercial Fishing

Announcements Card of Thanks Freebies Lost/Found Personals/Notices Misc. Notices/ Announcements Worship Listings

EXPERIENCED CREW MEMBER Available for Upper cook Inlet Herring fishery 2014 Please call (907)654-7914

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Adoptions Articles of Incorporation Bids Foreclosures Government Misc. Notices Notice to Creditors Public Notices Regulations

PENINSULA THAI MASSAGE Thompsons’s/ Soldotna, next to Liberty Tax. (907)252-8053, (907)398-2073

Auctions

AUCTION

of complete turnkey Welding Shop: Quality Marine, Kodiak, Alaska .

Entire Business Liquidation to be sold as one lot Monday, April 28 @ 10am at Alaska Auction Co. 1227 E. 75th Ave., Anchorage, Alaska.

Preview in Kodiak by appointment only.

(907)349-7078. AlaskaAuction.com

Health ASIAN MASSAGE

Pets & Livestock Birds Cats Dogs Horses Livestock Livestock Supplies Pet Services Pet Supplies

Please make the phone ring! Call anytime!

(907)741-1644, (907)398-8896.

Health

Cats **ASIAN MASSAGE** FREE TO A GOOD HOME Older female cat, spayed, very loving, will go outside. Grandkids are allergic so she must find a new home.

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Wonderful, Relaxing.

Happy Spring!

Anytime!

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Thanks!

Home Health Care PERSONAL CARE ASSISTANT

For elderly, respite, family support.

Experienced.

(907)252-5375

KENAI KENNEL CLUB

Pawsitive training for all dogs & puppies.

Agility, Conformation, Obedience, Privates & Rally. www.kenaikennelclub.com (907)335-2552

There is a

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TEACH ALL DOGS Everything with brains, not pain.

Obedience, Puppy, Nose work, Rally, Agility, Privates.

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REAL ESTATE RENTALS Apartments, Unfurnished Apartments, Furnished Cabins Condominiums/ Town Homes Duplex Homes Lots For Rent Manufactured/Mobile Homes Misc. Rentals Office Space Out of Area Rentals Rental Wanted Retail/Commercial Space Roommate Wanted Rooms For Rent Storage Rentals Vacation Rentals

FINANCIAL Auctions Business for Sale Financial Opportunities Mortgage/Loans

MERCHANDISE FOR SALE Antiques/Collectibles Appliances Audio/Video Building Supplies Computers Crafts/Holiday Items Electronics Exercise Equipment Firewood Food Furniture Garage Sales Heavy Equipment/ Farm Machinery Lawn & Garden Liquidation Machinery & Tools Miscellaneous Music Musical Instructions Office/Business Equipment Vacations/Tickets Wanted To Buy

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Request for Proposals By the City of Homer, Alaska For a Parks, Art, Recreation and Culture Needs Assessment The City of Homer, Alaska is requesting proposals from qualified firms to conduct a park, art, recreation and culture needs assessment. Proposals will be received at the Office of the City Clerk, City Hall, City of Homer, 491 East Pioneer Avenue, Homer, Alaska until 4:30 P.M., Thursday, May 8, 2014. The time of receipt will be determined by the City Clerk's time stamp. Bidders are required to be on the Plan Holder's List to have their proposals evaluated by the selection committee.

The purpose of the project is to determine the resources and prioritize the needs for the community concerning parks, arts, recreation and culture facilities and programs, with a ten to fifteen year outlook. The project consists of furnishing all labor, materials, equipment, tools, supervision, and other facilities necessary to perform the desired services. The City reserves the right to negotiate the scope of work with the selected firm to meet project objectives and budgetary goals. In the event that a negotiation is unsuccessful, the City may enter into negotiations with next highest rated firm. The City reserves the right to accept or reject any or all proposals, to waive irregularities or informalities in the proposals, and to award the contract to the respondent that best meets the City's needs.

Plan holder registration forms, and Plans and Specifications are available on line at http://www.cityofhomer-ak.gov/rfps . All proposers must submit a City of Homer Plan Holders Registration form to be on the Plan Holders List and to be considered responsive. Sealed proposals shall be received at the Office of the City Clerk no later than 4:30 pm, Thursday, May 8, 2014. Please direct proposal submission questions to Jo Johnson, City Clerk, at (907) 235-3130. Please direct technical questions regarding this proposal to the City Planning Office in writing at jengebretsen@ci.homer.ak.us, or to 491 E Pioneer Avenue, Homer, AK 99603.

Dated this 28th day of March, 2014.

CITY OF HOMER _____________________ Walt Wrede, City Manager PUBLISHED: 4/13, 2014

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PUBLIC NOTICE Jennifer Lee, d.b.a New Peking Chinese Restaurant located at 145 S. Willow Kenai is applying for transfer of a Restaurant / Eating Place AS 04. 11. 100 liquor license to L & K Enterprise, LLC d/b/a New Peking and Sushi.

Interested persons should submit written comment to their local governing body, the applicant and to the Alcoholic Beverage Control Board at 2400 Viking Dr., Anchorage, AK 99501.

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Mini Spy and her friends love to visit the library!

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2014 Newbery and Caldecott Winners

Meet Illustrator Brian Floca

National Library Week is April 13-19. This year’s theme is “Lives change @ your library.”

Investigating his ideas

Brian Floca, 45, lives in the Brooklyn area of New York City.

His work

Author award

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Easter Egg Coconut Cake

You’ll need:

• 1 (18.25-ounce) package white cake mix, plus ingredients to make • 1 (14-ounce) can fat-free sweetened condensed milk • 1 (15-ounce) can cream of coconut (not coconut milk)

What to do:

1. Prepare and bake white cake mix in a greased 9-by-13-inch pan. Use whole eggs.

2. When cake is done but still hot, prick the cake with a fork, making many small holes.

3. Combine condensed milk and cream of coconut. Pour mixture over cake to soak in. Let cool for 45 minutes.

4. Spread whipped topping over cooled cake.

5. Mix green food dye in flaked coconut until desired color of green.

6. Sprinkle green flakes on top of cake and arrange jelly beans to look like hidden eggs.

7. Keep refrigerated until serving. Serves 16.

You will need an adult’s help with this recipe. from The Mini Page © 2014 Universal Uclick

Author Honor Books

Walter Dean Myers has written more than 50 books, including two Newbery Honor Book award-winners.

“Darius & Twig” is about two best friends growing up in Harlem.

Darius is a writer and Twig is a runner. They each must learn how to realize their dreams.

In “Flora & Ulysses: The Illuminated Adventures,” when a squirrel is sucked into a vacuum cleaner, he comes out with superpowers and a desire to write poetry. He is befriended by Flora, who loves superhero comics.

Kate DiCamillo, 50, lives in Minneapolis.

She and a friend share a dog.

Becoming a writer

Some favorites Color: green Favorite children’s books: “Charlotte’s Web” by E.B. White and “Wonder” by R.J. Palacio

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Lisa: What are marshmallows filed under in a library?

Larry: The Dewey Gooey Decimal System!

Lester: Why was the clock banned from the library?

Lynn: It tocked too much!

Lonnie: What do librarians use for bait when they are fishing?

Lilly: Bookworms!

Kate considered becoming a writer when she was in college, but she did not start writing until 10 years later. Advice for kids “Read a lot and keep everything In the meantime, she did odd jobs, such as selling tickets at amusement open, your heart and your eyes and your ears and your brain.” parks and working in a greenhouse and at a campground.

In “The Miraculous Journey of Edward When she was about 30, she Tulane,” a girl drops realized: “I could go for the rest of her china rabbit into my life saying, ‘I think I could do the sea. The rabbit this thing or want to do this thing,’ goes from owner to owner, learning and not do it. something new with “The fear of not being able to do each one. something or making a fool out of Look through your newspaper for stories myself — that fear was lesser than the fear that I could spend my whole that would make good books. life thinking this is what I should do Next week, The Mini Page celebrates the and not doing it.”

450th birthday of William Shakespeare.

The Mini Page Staff

Betty Debnam - Founding Editor and Editor at Large

Lisa Tarry - Managing Editor

Lucy Lien - Associate Editor

Wendy Daley - Artist

The Mini Page®

“Nelson Mandela” tells of the boyhood of Nelson Mandela, who fought against racism in South Africa. He later became president of that country.

All the following jokes have something in common. Can you guess the common theme or category?

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Childhood

Kadir Nelson creates art for many types of media, including kids’ books.

Funny’s

When Kate began writing, she was working in a book warehouse in Minneapolis. She set her alarm for 4:30 every morning so she could write for a couple of hours before going to work.

Now that she is a full-time writer, she writes two pages a day, five days each week, unless she is traveling.

In “Mercy Watson to the Rescue,” a sweet pig crawls into bed with her adopted humans. When the bed breaks under the extra weight, Mercy runs for toast — and help.

In “Knock Knock: My Dad’s Dream for Me” by Daniel Beaty, a boy’s dad wakes him each morning with a loving game. But one day, his dad is gone.

Illustrator Honor Book

“March” is the first in a trilogy of graphic novels about the life of Rep. Lewis and the civil rights movement.

Her writing

Kate DiCamillo won the 2014 Newbery Medal for “Flora & Ulysses: The Illuminated Adventures.” She has written several books, including the 2004 Newbery Medal winner, “The Tale of Despereaux.” Her first novel, “Because of Winn-Dixie,” won a 2001 Newbery Honor Book award.

Both were made into movies.

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“Words With Wings” is a novel written in poetry. A young girl has always daydreamed, but now her dreams are an escape from trouble. Is she daydreaming too much?

John Lewis is a civil rights leader and congressman. Andrew Aydin is an aide to Rep. Lewis.

Meet Author Kate DiCamillo The John Newbery Medal is awarded each year to the author of the most outstanding children’s book.

Bryan Collier won the King Illustrator Award for “Knock Knock: My Dad’s Dream for Me.” Bryan has illustrated many Bryan Collier kids’ books.

He directed a project in Harlem to help beginning artists.

Nikki Grimes is a poet, singer, dancer, photographer and textile, or fabric, artist.

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“P.S. Be Eleven” is the sequel to “One Crazy Summer.” Delphine has to try to care for her sisters in spite of family and society turmoil.

Illustrator award

Coretta Scott King Awards are given each year to an outstanding black author and illustrator.

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“As a kid, I lived to read,” Kate said. “As an adult, I live to read. But I never thought of being a writer (when I was a kid).

“I loved books so much, it never even occurred to me that writing was something a human being did.”

When she was in elementary school, kids did not learn how to write creatively. They wrote only essays, or papers about facts.

“Things have changed,” she said.

• 1 (8-ounce) container light whipped topping • 1 cup flaked coconut • 5 to 7 drops green food dye • 15 to 20 large jelly beans (can vary)

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Rita WilliamsGarcia won this year’s Coretta Scott King Author Award for “P.S. Be Eleven.”

She has written several books for kids, including the 2011 Newbery Honor Book “One Crazy Summer.”

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Derek Jeter

Derek Jeter has had many special seasons in 19 Gus Goodsport’s years as the New York Yankees shortstop. He wants to Supersport have one more.

That would be a fitting finish for the retiring 39-yearold captain of baseball’s most famous franchise.

Jeter’s contributions have been immense on and off the field. He’s a 13-time All-Star with five World Series rings, five Gold Gloves for defensive excellence and a .312 lifetime batting average. Day after day for nearly two decades, he has been a Yankees star, admired and respected.

Height: 6-3 He also has received awards such as “Good Guy” and Weight: 195 “Most Caring Athlete” for multiple charitable acts. His Birthdate: Turn 2 Foundation has helped countless youths.

6-26-1974 Now Jeter is ready to give all he’s got for one last Hometown: Pequannock, N.J. season. For the Yankees, saying “goodbye” will be hard.

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“Lightship” tells about the ships that worked as lighthouses where no buildings could be built. Sailors faced many dangers on these lightships at sea.

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Andres Salguero is a musician and composer of Latin American-style music, or music from South and Central America. His first CD for kids and families is “Uno, Dos, Tres con Andres!” The words are sung in both Spanish and English.

Andres is from Colombia. His father is a guitar player and his mom is a singer. When Andres was 6, he joined a Colombian folk music and dance group. That group made a record when he was 8.

His dad taught Andres to play the guitar.

When he was in college in Colombia, he learned to play the clarinet and started playing classical music. He went to the United States to earn advanced degrees in music.

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“Draw what you enjoy, and keep drawing, and don’t stop,” Brian said.

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Meet Andres Salguero

Advice to kids

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Brian said he has always loved to draw. Parents and teachers gave him a lot of encouragement in elementary school.

He studied history and art in college. He met many artists from a nearby college and got a job illustrating a graphic novel by Avi.

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The fun of drawing

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Brian shares studio space with four other artists. He goes to the studio every day. Having friends there, he said, “makes it more fun and less lonely. It can be isolating to sit and write all day.” The artists often take breaks and eat lunch together.

Brian said he loves his job. “I like to sketch. My work is my hobby; my hobby is my work.”

“Moonshot: The Flight of Apollo 11” is the story of the machines and astronauts in the first trip moon landing in 1969.

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by WordSong

jacket art © 2013 by Brian Floca, published by Atheneum/ Simon & Schuster

In “Locomotive,” two kids and their mom take one of the first train trips from Omaha, Neb., to Sacramento, Calif., in 1869.

The railroad changed history.

photo courtesy Simon & Schuster

Brian Floca won the 2014 Caldecott Medal for “Locomotive.” He has written and illustrated several books.

He has also illustrated many books by other children’s book authors, including the Poppy books by Avi.

jacket art © 2009 by Brian Floca, published

by Atheneum/Simon & Schuster

The Caldecott Medal is presented each year to the illustrator of the most distinguished picture book for children.

Brian researches for his books in many ways. For example, for “Moonshot,” he read books and visited the Johnson Space Center in Houston and the Smithsonian’s Air and Space Museum in Washington, D.C. He said: “‘Locomotive’ started with a simple idea, steam locomotion. I didn’t know about that period, so I started researching, reading books. I went to the B&O Railroad Museum in Baltimore and got interested in the transcontinental railroad.” He drove the route from Omaha to Sacramento to get a feel for the journey.

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The Mini Page provides ideas for websites, books or other resources that will help you learn more about this week’s topics.

On the Web: • brianfloca.com • katedicamillo.com • ritawg.com • bryancollier.com At the library • “Secrets of the Book” by Erin Fry • “Escape From Mr. Lemoncello’s Library” by Chris Grabenstein

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“Billy Crystal 700 Sundays” airs Saturday on HBO.

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The Abyss ››› (1989, Science Fiction) Ed Harris, Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio. Oil-platform workers, including an estranged couple, and a Navy SEAL make a startling deep-sea discovery. ‘PG-13’ (2:26) + MAX Sat. 6:30 p.m.

Another Happy Day ››› (2011, Comedy-Drama) Ellen Barkin, Kate Bosworth. A woman attends her son’s wedding at the estate of her ex-husband. ‘R’ (1:55) 5 SHOW Mon. 11 p.m.

Argo ››› (2012, Historical Drama) Ben Affleck, Bryan Cranston. During the Iran hostage crisis, an extraction specialist in the CIA poses as a Hollywood film producer to rescue six Americans who eluded Iranian militants and found refuge with the Canadian ambassador. ‘R’ (2:00) + MAX Fri. 7 p.m.

Assault on Precinct 13 ››› (2005, Action) Ethan Hawke, Laurence Fishburne. A cop must arm prisoners to help fend off an attack by gunmen who want to kill a gangster locked away in the crumbling station. ‘R’ (1:49) + MAX Tue. 9 p.m.

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Battleship ›› (2012, Science Fiction) Taylor Kitsch, Alexander Skarsgerd.

‘PG-13’ (2:11) ! HBO Tue. 5:45 p.m.

Big Ass Spider! ›› (2013, Science Fiction) Greg Grunberg, Ray Wise.

‘PG-13’ (1:20) (82) SYFY Sat. 8 p.m.

The Brood ›› (1979, Horror) Oliver Reed, Samantha Eggar. ‘R’ (1:32) 8 TMC Sat. 8 p.m., 11:30 p.m.

A Bug’s Life ››› (1998, Fantasy) Voices of Dave Foley, Kevin Spacey.

Animated. An inventor ant teams up with other insects to keep a gang of grasshoppers from terrorizing his colony. ‘G’ (1:36) (51) FAM Sun. 9 p.m.; Mon. 8 p.m.

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Coach Carter ››› (2005, Drama) Samuel L. Jackson, Robert Ri’chard.

A high-school basketball coach turns a losing team around, then faces criticism for pushing the athletes to put grades first. ‘PG-13’ (2:16) 5 SHOW Wed. 5:30 p.m.

The Conjuring ››› (2013, Horror) Vera Farmiga, Patrick Wilson. Paranormal investigators Lorraine and Ed Warren confront a powerful demonic entity when they try to help parents and children being terrorized in their secluded farmhouse. ‘R’ (1:51) + MAX Mon. 7 p.m.; Sat. 11:45 p.m.

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The Dark Knight Rises ››› (2012, Action) Christian Bale, Anne Hathaway.

Eight years after he took the blame for Harvey Dent’s death and vanished into the night, Batman is forced out of his self-imposed exile by a cunning cat burglar and a merciless terrorist called Bane. ‘PG-13’ (2:45) ^ HBO2 Wed. 8:45 p.m.

The Day After Tomorrow ›› (2004, Action) Dennis Quaid, Jake Gyllenhaal.

‘PG-13’ (2:03) (82) SYFY Wed. 8 p.m.; Thu. 5:30 p.m.

The Departed ››› (2006, Crime Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio, Matt Damon.

In Boston an undercover cop gains a gangland chief’s trust, while a career criminal infiltrates the police force for the mob. ‘R’ (2:32) (38) SPIKE Fri. 11:30 p.m.

Despicable Me ››› (2010, Comedy) Voices of Steve Carell, Jason Segel.

Animated. As he tries to execute a fiendish plot to steal the moon, a supervillain meets his match in three little orphan girls who want to make

him their dad. ‘PG’ (1:35) (51) FAM Sun. 4:58 p.m.

Django Unchained ››› (2012, Western) Jamie Foxx, Christoph Waltz. A former slave joins forces with the German bounty hunter who freed him and helps hunt down the South’s mostwanted criminals, all in the hope of finding his long-lost wife. ‘R’ (2:45) 5 SHOW Fri. 7 p.m.

Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story ››› (2004, Comedy) Vince Vaughn, Christine Taylor. The owner of a gym and an overbearing entrepreneur form dodgeball teams to compete for $50,000 in Las Vegas. ‘PG-13’ (1:32) ! HBO Wed. 4:45 p.m.

Dreamgirls ››› (2006, Musical) Jamie Foxx, Beyoncé Knowles. After an ambitious manager gives them a shot at stardom, three singers learn that fame can carry a high personal cost.

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50/50 ››› (2011, Comedy-Drama) Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Seth Rogen.

After learning that he has malignant tumors along his spine, a young man vows to beat his illness. ‘R’ (1:39) 5 SHOW Tue. 4:15 p.m., 10:45 p.m.

Forrest Gump ›››› (1994, ComedyDrama) Tom Hanks, Robin Wright. An innocent man enters history from the ’50s to the ’90s. ‘PG-13’ (2:22) (43) AMC Mon. 6 p.m., 9:01 p.m.; Tue. 6 p.m., 11 p.m.; Wed. 6 p.m., 9 p.m.; Thu. 6 p.m., 9:01 p.m.; Fri. 6 p.m., 9 p.m.; Sat. 4 p.m., 7 p.m., 10 p.m.

The 40-Year-Old Virgin ››› (2005, Romance-Comedy) Steve Carell, Catherine Keener. Three dysfunctional co-workers embark on a mission to help their newfound friend lose his sexual innocence. ‘R’ (1:56) + MAX Wed. 7 p.m.

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The Help ››› (2011, Drama) Viola Davis, Emma Stone. Determined to become a writer, a 1960s Mississippi society girl turns her small town on its ear by interviewing black women who work for prominent white families.

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The Godfather ›››› (1972, Crime Drama) Marlon Brando, Al Pacino.

A mafia patriarch tries to hold his empire together. ‘R’ (2:57) + MAX Mon. 4 p.m.

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Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire ››› (2005, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint. Signs of Voldemort’s return emerge as Harry’s friends help him prepare for a tournament with Europe’s best student wizards. ‘PG-13’ (2:37) (51) FAM Tue. 6:30 p.m.

The Heat ›› (2013, Comedy) Sandra Bullock, Melissa McCarthy. ‘R’ (1:57) ^ HBO2 Sun. 8 p.m.; Sat. 5 p.m.

Heat ››› (1995, Crime Drama) Al Pacino, Robert De Niro. A wily bank robber planning retirement leaves scant clues for a Los Angeles detec-

The Impossible ››› (2012, Drama) Naomi Watts, Ewan McGregor. A couple and their three sons encounter terror, courage and compassion following the December 2004 tsunami that devastated Thailand. ‘PG-13’ (1:43) 5 SHOW Sat. 5 p.m.

In Good Company ››› (2004, Comedy-Drama) Dennis Quaid, Topher Grace. Demoted from his corporate job, a man learns his new, younger replacement is also dating his daughter. ‘PG-13’ (1:50) + MAX Thu. 4:50 p.m.

The Incredible Hulk ››› (2008, Action) Edward Norton, Liv Tyler. As Bruce Banner seeks to rid himself of The Hulk forever, a powerful enemy known as The Abomination arises to wreak havoc on the human race. ‘PG13’ (1:52) (31) TNT Fri. 7 p.m.

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom ››› (1984, Adventure) Harrison Ford, Kate Capshaw. In 1935 archaeologist Jones, a lounge singer and a Chinese orphan search for mystical stones stolen from an Indian tribe. ‘PG’ (1:58) (82) SYFY Sun. 8 p.m.; Mon. 4:30 p.m.

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Jack and Diane ›› (2012, Drama) Juno Temple, Riley Keough. ‘R’ (1:33) 8 TMC Tue. 10:05 p.m.

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Lincoln ››› (2012, Historical Drama) Daniel Day-Lewis, Sally Field.

During his final months in office, President Abraham Lincoln moves forward to end the Civil War, unite the country and abolish slavery forever. ‘PG-13’ (2:29) 8 TMC Thu. 9:10 p.m.

The Little Mermaid ›››› (1989, Fantasy) Voices of Jodi Benson, Pat Carroll. Animated. Disney’s Oscar-winning version of the fairy tale. ‘G’ (1:22) (51) FAM Sat. 5:15 p.m.

Love Actually ››› (2003, RomanceComedy) Hugh Grant, Laura Linney. A prime minister, an office worker, a pop star, a jilted writer, married couples and various others deal with relationships in London. ‘R’ (2:15) 5 SHOW Thu. 7 p.m.

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The Machinist ››› (2004, Suspense) Christian Bale, Jennifer Jason Leigh.

Cryptic notes and encounters with a mysterious stranger torment a drillpress operator who has not slept in a year. ‘R’ (1:41) 8 TMC Fri. 11:10 p.m.

Magic Mike ››› (2012, Comedy-Drama) Channing Tatum, Alex Pettyfer. A male stripper takes a newcomer under his wing and instructs him in the fine arts of partying, picking up women, and making plenty of money. ‘R’ (1:50) ^ HBO2 Mon. 10 p.m.; Fri. 7:30 p.m.

The Master ››› (2012, Drama) Joaquin Phoenix, Philip Seymour Hoffman.

Role Models ››› (2008, Comedy) Seann William Scott, Paul Rudd.

Forced to join a mentorship program, two irresponsible men must help a pair of impressionable boys navigate the troubled waters of youth. ‘NR’ (1:41) (81) COM Sat. 7 p.m.

The Rundown ››› (2003, Adventure) The Rock, Seann William Scott. Before his retirement, a bounty hunter must locate his boss’ son, who is searching for a priceless artifact in the Amazon.

‘PG-13’ (1:44) (38) SPIKE Wed. 7 p.m.

Troubled and uncertain of his future, a World War II veteran falls under the spell of a religious movement and its charismatic leader. ‘R’ (2:16) 8 TMC Fri. 7 p.m.

Moonrise Kingdom ››› (2012 , Comedy-Drama) Bruce Willis, Edward Norton. In 1965 New England, a peaceful island community descends into turmoil when two love-struck 12-year-olds run away together just before the approach of a violent storm. ‘PG-13’ (1:34) ^ HBO2 Wed. 5:20 p.m.

My Week With Marilyn ››› (2011, Drama) Michelle Williams, Eddie Redmayne. A production assistant introduces Marilyn Monroe to the pleasures of the British countryside during the filming of “The Prince and the Showgirl.”

‘R’ (1:41) 8 TMC Tue. 6:20 p.m.

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The Negotiator ››› (1998, Suspense) Samuel L. Jackson, Kevin Spacey. A framed police negotiator takes hostages and demands to speak with a counterpart from another precinct. ‘R’ (2:18) + MAX Fri. 4:40 p.m.

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Oblivion ›› (2013, Science Fiction) Tom Cruise, Morgan Freeman. ‘PG-13’ (2:05) + MAX Thu. 6:50 p.m.

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Pacific Rim ››› (2013, Science Fiction) Charlie Hunnam, Diego Klattenhoff. A washed-up ex-pilot and an untested trainee must drive an old, obsolete robot in a last-ditch effort to repel a lethal force of monstrous invaders. ‘PG-13’ (2:11) ! HBO Sun. 5:45 p.m.; Wed. 8 p.m. ^ HBO2 Tue. 7 p.m.; Fri. 9:30 p.m.

Pitch Perfect ››› (2012, Musical Comedy) Anna Kendrick, Skylar Astin.

When a new student joins her college’s female a cappella group, she takes the women out of their comfort zone of traditional pieces and introduces them

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Silver Linings Playbook ››› (2012, Comedy-Drama) Bradley Cooper, Jennifer Lawrence. An unexpected bond begins to form between a man trying to rebuild his life and a young woman promising to help him reunite with his estranged wife. ‘R’ (2:02) 8 TMC Fri. 4:55 p.m.

Spider-Man ››› (2002, Action) Tobey Maguire, Willem Dafoe. Peter Parker uses his superhuman powers to battle his archenemy, the Green Goblin. ‘PG-13’ (2:01) (31) TNT Fri. 9:32 p.m.

The Rundown to innovative arrangements. ‘PG-13’ (1:52) ! HBO Mon. 5 p.m.

The Place Beyond the Pines ››› (2012, Crime Drama) Ryan Gosling, Bradley Cooper. In upstate New York, two men, and later, their sons must deal with the unforeseen consequences of their actions. ‘R’ (2:20) + MAX Fri. 11:55 p.m.

Prometheus ››› (2012, Science Fiction) Noomi Rapace, Michael Fassbender. A clue to mankind’s origins leads a team of explorers to deep space, where they must fight a terrifying battle to save the future of the human race. ‘R’ (2:03) + MAX Thu. 9 p.m.

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Raiders of the Lost Ark ›››› (1981, Adventure) Harrison Ford, Karen Allen. An archaeologist races Nazis to find a powerful relic. ‘PG’ (1:55) (82) SYFY Sun. 5:30 p.m.

Rescue Dawn ››› (2006, War) Christian Bale, Steve Zahn. During the Vietnam War, Dieter Dengler, a U.S. fighter pilot, is shot down over Laos and taken captive by enemy soldiers. ‘PG-13’ (2:05) 8 TMC Thu. 11:40 p.m.

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“Hot Shots! Part Deux” State of Play ‘PG’ “Man of Steel” (2013, Action) Henry Cavill. ‘PG-13’ “She’s the Man” (2006) ‘PG-13’ (:15) “The Dark Knight Rises” (2012) ‘PG-13’ (7:00) “Battleship” High Hopes (:45) “Beautiful Creatures” (2013) Alden Ehrenreich. ‘PG-13’ “Big Daddy” (1999) Adam Sandler.

“The Great Gatsby” (2013) Leonardo DiCaprio. ‘PG-13’ The Sentinel “The Wedding Date” (2005) “The Lucky One” (2012) ‘PG-13’ (:45) “Pacific Rim” (2013) Charlie Hunnam. ‘PG-13’ “Trouble With the Curve” (2012, Drama) ‘PG-13’ (:15) “Man of Steel” (2013, Action) Henry Cavill. ‘PG-13’ (:45) “Muhammad Ali’s Greatest Fight” (2013) “The Dark Knight Rises” (2012) Christian Bale. ‘PG-13’ (:15) “The Lovely Bones” Big Daddy (:45) “A Night at the Roxbury” University Sing Prison Trml 24/7 (:15) “K-PAX” (2001) Kevin Spacey. ‘PG-13’ (:15) “Battleship” (2012) Taylor Kitsch. ‘PG-13’ Citizen “Roll Bounce” (2005) Bow Wow. ‘PG-13’ Witness ‘MA’ “Deep Impact” (1998) Robert Duvall. ‘PG-13’ (:35) “Fantastic Four” (2005) Ioan Gruffudd.

Red Eye Undercovr “Pacific Rim” (2013) Charlie Hunnam. ‘PG-13’ Kings Point (:15) “War of the Worlds” (2005) Tom Cruise. (:15) Broad Street Bullies ‘PG’ (:20) “Cloud Atlas” (2012) ‘R’ (7:30) “Ruby Sparks” ‘R’ (:15) “The Dark Knight Rises” (2012, Action) Christian Bale. ‘PG-13’ “Falling Down” (1993) Michael Douglas. ‘R’ “Mama” (2013) Jessica Chastain.

Madagascr Outbreak (:45) “First Cousin Once Removed” (:05) “The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey” (2012) Ian McKellen. ‘PG-13’ “Phil Spector” (2013) Al Pacino.

“Miss Congeniality 2” (7:20) “Election” (:05) “Jawbreaker” (1999) ‘R’ (:35) “Pacific Rim” (2013) Charlie Hunnam. ‘PG-13’ (12:50) “Deep Impact” (1998) Robert Duvall.

“Taken 2” (2012) (7:00) “Cinderella Man” (2005) (:25) “The Conjuring” (2013) Vera Farmiga. ‘R’ (:20) “In Good Company” (2004) (:15) “Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets” (2002) Daniel Radcliffe.

(7:50) “Jack the Giant Slayer” (:45) “The Negotiator” (1998) Samuel L. Jackson. ‘R’ (:10) “Rushmore” (1998) ‘R’ (:45) “Parental Guidance” (2012) Billy Crystal.

Godfather II (7:50) “The 40-Year-Old Virgin” (2005) ‘R’ (9:50) “The Man in the Iron Mask” (1998) (:10) “Juwanna Mann” (2002) (:45) “Warm Bodies” (2013) Nicholas Hoult.

Showtime (7:10) “The Campaign” (8:50) “Hell Baby” (2013) ‘R’ “Oblivion” (2013) Tom Cruise. ‘PG-13’ (:40) “Admission” (2013) Tina Fey. ‘PG-13’ “This Is 40” (2012) Paul Rudd. ‘R’ “Rushmore” (1998, Comedy) ‘R’ “National Lampoon’s Dorm Daze 2” ‘R’ (:15) “The Godfather” (1972, Crime Drama) Marlon Brando. ‘R’ (:15) “The Place Beyond the Pines” (2012) (7:30) “Happy Accidents” (2000) “Salmon Fishing in the Yemen” (2011) ‘PG-13’ “The Yards” (2000) Mark Wahlberg. ‘R’ “Roman Polanski: Odd Man Out” ‘NR’ “The Ghost Writer” (2010) “The Third Wheel” (2002) ‘PG-13’ “Career Opportunities” (1991) “Meek’s Cutoff” (2010) ‘PG’ (:45) “Cocktail” (1988) Tom Cruise. ‘R’ “Java Heat” (2013) Kellan Lutz. ‘R’ “The Way Back” (2010) Jim Sturgess. ‘PG-13’ (:15) “The Secret of My Success” (1987) (:15) “The Other F Word” (2011, Documentary) ‘NR’ “Gucci: The Director” (2013) Three Musk.

(7:45) “Turner & Hooch” (1989) “Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights” “Children of the Corn V” (:25) “Sexting” (2011) Jason Lewis.

“Foolproof” (2003, Suspense) ‘R’ Dark Skies (6:45) “White Squall” “Salmon Fishing in the Yemen” (2011) ‘PG-13’ “Five Fingers” (2006) ‘R’ “Derailed” (2002, Action) ‘R’ “The Yards” (2000) Mark Wahlberg. ‘R’ “Far and Away” (1992, Drama) Tom Cruise. ‘PG-13’ “Alive” (1993, Docudrama) Ethan Hawke. ‘R’ (:40) “Save the Date” (2012) Lizzy Caplan. ‘R’ “Daylight” (1996, Action) ‘PG-13’ That Guy... (:25) “My Left Foot” (1989) ‘R’ (:10) “Notting Hill” (1999) Julia Roberts. ‘PG-13’ (:15) “Sling Blade” (1996, Drama) Billy Bob Thornton. ‘R’ “Mumford” (1999) Loren Dean. ‘R’ Hello Again (:40) “Letters to God” (2010) Robyn Lively. ‘PG’ (:35) “Holy Man” (1998) Eddie Murphy. ‘PG’ “Dare” (2009) Emmy Rossum. ‘R’ (:05) “As Cool as I Am” (2013) ‘R’ Alex Cross Agent 2 (:40) “W.” (2008, Docudrama) Josh Brolin. ‘PG-13’ “Lincoln” (2012) Daniel Day-Lewis, Sally Field. ‘PG-13’ “Rescue Dawn” (2006) Christian Bale. ‘PG-13’ (:35) Nixon (7:00) Rize “Nobody Walks” (2012) Olivia Thirlby.

“Winter Solstice” (2004) ‘R’ “Between Us” (2012) Julia Stiles. ‘R’ (:05) “The Double” (2011) ‘PG-13’ (:45) “Hollywoodland” (2006) ‘R’

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Key & Peele Key & Peele Key & Peele Daily Show Colbert Rep Comedy Community Sunny South Park (10:54) “Semi-Pro” (2008, Comedy) Will Ferrell.

Tosh.0 ‘14’ (:24) Tosh.0 Tosh.0 ‘14’ (:25) Tosh.0 Tosh.0 ‘14’ (:27) Tosh.0 Daily Show Colbert Rep Half Hour Community Sunny South Park Workaholics Workaholics Workaholics Workaholics South Park South Park South Park South Park South Park South Park Daily Show Colbert Rep Half Hour Community Sunny South Park (10:54) “Arthur” (2011) Russell Brand, Helen Mirren.

Amy Sch. Sunny Sunny Sunny Futurama Daily Show Colbert Rep Chappelle’s Community Sunny South Park “Beavis and Butt-head Do America” (1996) Workaholics Workaholics Sunny Sunny Sunny Futurama Warehouse Warehouse 13 ‘14’ Warehouse 13 ‘14’ Warehouse 13 ‘14’ “Pandorum” (2009) Dennis Quaid, Ben Foster, Cam Gigandet.

“Raiders of the Lost Ark” (1981) Jim Henson’s Jim Henson’s Jim Henson’s Face Off ‘14’ Face Off ‘14’ Face Off ‘14’ Face Off ‘14’ Face Off ‘14’ Metal Metal Haunted Highway ‘PG’ Haunted Highway ‘14’ Haunted Highway ‘14’ Haunted Highway ‘14’ Haunted Highway ‘PG’ Haunted Highway ‘PG’ Haunted Highway ‘PG’ Killer Con Killer Contact ‘PG’ Killer Contact ‘PG’ Killer Contact ‘PG’ Jim Henson’s Jim Henson’s Jim Henson’s Jim Henson’s Ice Quake Twi. Zone “Open Graves” (2009, Horror) Eliza Dushku.

“Wrong Turn 3: Left for Dead” (2009, Horror) “Wrong Turn 5: Bloodlines” (2012) Roxanne McKee “Night of the Demons” (2009)

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The Ten Commandments ››› (1956, Historical Drama) Charlton Heston, Yul Brynner. Raised as an Egyptian prince, Moses discovers his Hebrew heritage, hears God’s call, and engages in a bitter battle with the Pharaoh Ramses to free the Jews from slavery, leading them to the Promised Land. ‘G’ (3:40) (3) ABC Sat. 6 p.m.

Toy Story 3 ››› (2010, Comedy) Voices of Tom Hanks, Tim Allen. Animated. Woody, Buzz and the rest of the toys find themselves dumped in a

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The Way, Way Back ››› (2013, Comedy-Drama) Steve Carell, Toni Collette.

After his mother’s lover belittles him, a boy befriends a water-park employee who helps give him the confidence to come out of his shell. ‘PG-13’ (1:43) ! HBO Sat. 6:15 p.m.

Wedding Crashers ››› (2005, Comedy) Owen Wilson, Vince Vaughn. Two divorce mediators spend a wild weekend partying with a politician and his eccentric family. ‘R’ (1:59) (30) TBS Sun. 7 p.m.

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After a mutant-hating militarist named Stryker invades their school, the XMen must join forces with Magneto to rescue Professor Xavier and neutralize the threat posed by Stryker. ‘PG-13’ (2:14) (31) TNT Sat. 4 p.m., 9:32 p.m. © Tribune Media Services

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Wednesday 3:00 p.m. (34) ESPN NBA Countdown (Live) 4:00 p.m. (34) ESPN NBA Basketball (Live) (35) ESPN2 NBA Coast to Coast Live look-ins to games across the league, plus highlights, analysis and NBA news and information.

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8:30 p.m. 5 SHOW Boxing Hopkins vs. Shumenov, IBF/WBA light heavyweight unification. Also: Peter Quillin vs. Lukas Konecny. (Live)

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On Sunday, the 2014 MTV Movie Awards honor those categories (such as “best shirtless”) that Oscar won’t even touch. Go to www.mtv. com/ontv/movieawards/ Showtime’s favorite dysfunctional novelist (David Duchovny) is back in a new season of “Californication,” starting Sunday. Take notes at www.sho.com/sho/californication/home Sunday, National Geographic Channel offers “Inside the Hunt for the Boston Bombers.” Go to channel.nationalgeographic.com/ channel/inside-the-hunt-for-theboston-bombers/

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12:00 p.m. (10) NBC Figure Skating From Saitama, Japan. (Taped) (CC) (30)

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Thursday 12:00 p.m. (34) ESPN NFL Live (Live) (CC) 1:00 p.m. (35) ESPN2 College Football Live (Live) (CC)

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“The War Wagon” (1967, Western) John Wayne, Kirk Douglas. Two gunmen “Memphis Belle” (1990, War) Matthew Modine, Eric Stoltz, Tate Donovan. “Forrest Gump” (1994, Comedy-Drama) Tom Hanks, Robin Wright, Gary Sinise. An innocent (43) join forces to rob a gold-filled armored wagon.

B-17 bomber’s crew faces its last World War II mission. man enters history from the ’50s to the ’90s.

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(7:00) “Prom” (2011) Aimee “The Last Song” (2010, Drama) Miley Cyrus, Greg Kinnear, Liam Hems“A Cinderella Story: Once Upon a Song” (2011, Romance- “Another Cinderella Story” (2008, Romance-Comedy) “Cinderella” (51) Teegarden. worth. A man tries to reconnect with his estranged daughter.

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