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MARCH 30, 2014 Soldotna-Kenai, Alaska

Vol. 44, Issue 154

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Top: Mercedes Norris and Connor Aaronson perform the Gundam Style dance together to a cheering crowd at the Spring Fling, Friday, the Soldotna Regional Sports Complex. Photo by Kelly Sullivan/ Peninsula Clarion

Joe Lunn said earlier a balloon had exploded while he was blowing it up as he helped decorate for the Spring Fling on Friday at the Soldotna Regional Sports Complex. By KELLY SULLIVAN Peninsula Clarion

Sydney Adams is no longer a resident of Alaska, but still her roots on the Kenai Peninsula continue to deepen every spring. This year, she received a message alerting her it happened to be the day before the massive community celebration she started five years ago. Adams still receives pictures and phone calls every year documenting how much bigger the Spring Fling has grown since its beginnings. The event draws hundreds of community members, who pack the conference rooms at the Soldotna Sports Center. It only

continues to increase, she said. “I am proud of where is started and where it’s going,” Adams said. “I never thought it would be this big, or more than a one time thing.” When Adams was in high school and worked at Hope Community Resources. She became close with a deaf client. Adams recalled the woman, who had already graduated, telling her she had never been able to attend a prom. This reality struck her so hard Adams decided to recreate prom that would also include community members with disabilities, she said. “I wanted to make it everything, and

Middle: Tina Svec decorates the center pieces for the Spring Fling.

more than any prom I’d ever been to,” Adams said. With no funds available but a big green light from Hope, she went around to the local businesses in the Kenai Peninsula Borough asking for donations. Soldotna High School gave decorations, and a local seamstress offered some of the girls free dresses and tailoring, said Adams. Despite the overwhelming support, as the event neared, they still could not afford a venue, Adams said. The owner of Soldotna-based Ellis Automotive asked how much was needed and wrote her a check right on the spot, Adams said. The community

pulled everything off, she said. Nicole Egholm heads up the Spring Fling production. The community provides monetary support and the City of Soldotna City Council makes an annual donation. Such assistance is what makes it possible for everyone to get in free, because a lot of the attendees have limited income, Adams said. Everything else is volunteer-driven. The DJ and the Photographer don’t charge for their services, and food is brought in potluck-style, Egholm said. A Hope employee, Shady DeMoss, offers help doing hair and make-up the day of, Egholm said. See FLING, page A-2

BECKY BOHRER Associated Press

JUNEAU, Alaska — Oil and gas company executives said they’re prepared to move into the next phase of pursuing a major liquefied natural gas project under terms of a bill that recently passed the Alaska Senate. The House Resources Committee is hearing SB138, which would set state participation in the project at about 25 percent and move the project — currently estimated to cost between $45 billion and more than $65 billion — into a phase of preliminary engineering and design and cost refinement. David Van Tuyl, a regional manager for BP Alaska, told the committee Friday it’s important to take the time needed to get a mega-project right and not rush. But he said his company believes the project, as things stand today, can compete in the Asian markets and to the extent the gas resource can be monetized, he said it behooves everyone involved to move forward expeditiously. The state has signed an agreement with the North Slope’s major players — BP, ConocoPhillips and ExxonMobil Corp. — TransCanada Corp. and the Alaska Gasline Development Corp., setting out broad terms for moving ahead. The state also signed a separate agreement with TransCanada to hold its interest in a pipeline and gas treatment plant, with the state having an option to buy back some of the equity. Both agreements are contingent upon passage of enabling legislation deemed acceptable by all the parties. The process envisioned for pursuing the project would happen in stages, with opportunities for the state or another party to get out if they don’t want to continue. It’s not known whethSee LNG, page A-2

‘Fish Week’ ends in Senate resources committee RASHAH MCCHESNEY Peninsula Clarion

A final day of testimony for Upper Cook Inlet Salmon Dialogue in the Senate Resources committee wrapped up as members heard from Alaska Department of Fish and Game staff on a myriad of issues in the Cook

Inlet marine and freshwater fisheries. After nearly an hour of testimony from ADFG sportfish division director Charlie Swanton and central region supervisor Tracy Lingnau on salmon stocks, management plans and ongoing fisheries research senators quizzed staff on testimony

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they’d heard during what chairwoman Sen. Cathy Giessel, RAnchorage, called “fish week.” As testimony ended, Sen. Peter Micciche, R-Soldotna, led the way with questions touching on habitat, flexibility in management of the area’s commercial fisheries and the ailing early run of Kenai River king salmon. Micciche asked if ADFG had done any broad habitat studies on the Kenai River in recent years. “We’re more focused on those areas that appear to be impacted by recreational anglers,” Swanton said. “I think the (Board of Fisheries) actually instructed a couple areas additional to close to recreational anglers along the bank, but we haven’t done any intensive work in that regard.” Giessel asked if ADFG staff worked closely with the state’s Board of Fisheries to generate

management plans and provisions within those plans. “Are your recommendations typically taken by the board? Does the board have its ideas most of the time,” Giessel said. Swanton said responsiveness between the board and ADFG “depends on the board” and both sides generated ideas for management plans. Several questions centered around northern pike, an invasive species widely considered to be decimating salmon populations in the Mat-Su Valley. Sen. Anna Fairclough, REagle River, said she had been in Alaska for 50 years and had yet to catch a king salmon, but spent time fishing in the MatSu area. Fairclough asked for a breakdown of the pike problem in the area, the migration habits of the fish and how ADFG managers typically eradicated the fish. Swanton said ADFG used, C

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among other methods, a chemical called rotenone — a biological agent that affects the cellular respiration of fish, essentially causing them to stop breathing —to control pike populations on the Kenai Peninsula. “It doesn’t sound, I would think it sounds good to most Alaskans to put poison in the water. Period,” Fairclough said. “But people do want salmon runs to continue and pike, at least certainly were alluded to earlier this week as part of the problem.” Fairclough asked if ADFG managers had considering applying the chemical— which Swanton said was usually applied in the fall—in the winter when the water was frozen

so the chemical might affect a smaller area. “I was just wondering if, in an effort to protect our water and our salmon, if there was a way to go after those pesky pike in the winter,” she said. Giessel said the questions from Fairclough and other resources committee members who were not familiar with fisheries issues were the focus of the three-days of meetings. The Senate Resources committee has jurisdiction over the Department of Natural Resources, Department of Environmental Conservation and the Alaska Department of Fish and Game and Giessel said the committee doesn’t often hear from the latter. “If there’s a bill coming through, you know you hear people’s opinions on each side of the bill, but never just kind of a big overview and hearing See FISH, page A-2

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Education funding bumped up in Senate finance BECKY BOHRER Associated Press

JUNEAU, Alaska — The Senate Finance Committee on Friday included an additional $75 million for school districts in its version of the state operating budget for next year. That would be on top of the $25 million in additional school aid already proposed in the budget bill. That extra money in the past has been provided to help districts address needs such as energy costs. A total of $100 million would be included for the following fiscal year, distributed according to the average daily membership for each district.

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from all of the different user groups,” Giessel said. “So that was my goal, to inform the committee.” Overall, ten user groups were represented and then the Cook Inlet Aquaculture Association and Kenai Watershed Forum gave presentations on the last day of public testimony. “We kind of hear the aspects from the different user groups that have a stake in this whole thing and then these other two aquaculture and watershed forum who could give us more of the biology and science,” Giessel said. “It was just very informative and all my committee members enjoyed it. I don’t know if it was just a break from hearing bills, but they said they learned a lot and enjoyed it.” As she had during the second day of testimony, Giessel said again that she had no particular plan for what to do with

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Committee co-chair Sen. Pete Kelly, R-Fairbanks, said the members wanted to make sure there was a placeholder in the budget for education “because we said we’re going to take care of education this year as best we can.” It also would serve as something of a bridge, giving lawmakers more time to evaluate the state’s overall approach to education. The committee advanced the spending package Friday. The funding issue is far from the Cook Inlet-centric fisheries information. “It’s not like this will inform a piece of legislation or anything, I just felt that it was going to be helpful going forward,” Giessel said. “We appoint Board of Fisheries members and we confirm them, we interview them, this might help us in asking more pertinent questions because we’ve got a bit larger of a picture now of the Mat-Su and Kenai area and just — in the future — when we do have fisheries-type bills coming to us now, we’ve got a bit more background.” Giessel said the committee would ideally be able to hear from fisheries in other parts of the state in future legislative sessions. “You just get so inundated with oil and gas that it just monopolizes our time,” she said. “So this was an opportunity to branch out a little bit. Rashah McChesney can be reached at rashah.mcchesney@ peninsulaclarion.com

settled with about three weeks remaining before the scheduled end of the legislative session. The House version of the budget passed earlier this month had $25 million for additional school aid. But the House Finance Committee also has before it a broad-ranging education bill from Gov. Sean Parnell that proposed an increase in funding through a formula known as the base student allocation. While minority House Democrats unsuccessfully proposed that $101 million be added to the operating budget on the House side outside the base student allocation for district aid, they say they would prefer seeing money added to the base student allocation, the level of which currently stands at $5,680. While they welcome additional money to help districts avoid cuts, they would rather see a statutory increase rather than one-time appropriations. Rep. David Guttenberg, DFairbanks, said funding through the base student allocation allows districts to plan better. Rep. Les Gara, D-Anchorage,

said he would like to see more funding. He called the Senate proposal a “great first move, but we’ve been pushing all year, and we’re going to keep pushing until we get to a point where we can avoid layoffs and start hiring teachers back.” Parnell proposed an increase in the base student allocation of about $200 over three years, at a total cost of about $50 million, according to the bill’s fiscal note. Democrats have called for an increase of about $400 for next year, with subsequent adjustments for inflation. Supporters say a $400-per-student increase would cost about $100 million. During the Senate Finance Committee hearing, Kelly said increasing one-time appropriations was how the committee chose to begin the educationfunding process. He noted that the Senate was waiting for Parnell’s bill to come over from the House and that a lot was still left to be determined before the end of the session. The regular session is scheduled to end April 20, but because that’s Easter, legislative leaders have said they would like to wrap up their work sooner.

high-need areas of the state. A Senate subcommittee had cut $1.2 million from the program, known as SHARP, but the committee previously added back $615,500. Sen. Donny Olson, D-Golovin, said the subcommittee hadn’t fully understood the strength of the SHARP program. Kelly said he’s glad the committee was able to respond to public testimony in support of the program. Lawmakers have yet to decide how to address the state’s unfunded pension liability. The state has been on a payment schedule that calls for escalating payments expected to top $1 billion a year before declining. Parnell has proposed shifting $3 billion from a state savings account toward addressing the obligation for the public employees’ and teachers’ retirement systems, which he said will result in annual payments of $500 million and ease pressure on the state budget. Kelly said it is possible the teachers’ retirement portion of the obligation could be addressed as part of the education bill. He said he wasn’t sure about how to fessionals or provides incen- address the public employees’ tive payments if they serve in obligation

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TransCanada for years pursued a project with ExxonMobil but which Parnell has said no longer fits with the current situation. Legislative consultant Roger Marks told the committee Thursday that the plan appeared to be crafted at least partially to avoid potential fallout under the inducement act. He suggested the state take time to consider financing and other options, including whether it could pursue an agreement with the oil and gas companies to buy-in to the project once it’s sanctioned. He said it’s possible the state could spend hundreds of millions of dollars without a project ever materializing. Bill McMahon Jr., involved with Alaska gas development for ExxonMobil Production, said while he couldn’t speak for the administration, being involved in the process early is important. It is in the next phase that parties will be looking at off-takes for in-state gas deliveries, he said.

Deputy Revenue Commissioner Mike Pawlowski, in an interview, said the administration looked at different types of financing. But he said issues like the size of pipe, off-takes and location of compressors for efficient expansion “are not bank terms. Those are (for) a pipeline company looking out for the future of their interest to move gas off the North Slope.” “If you’re just going to go to a bank to borrow, you’re not going to get that expertise. That’s what I mean by, it’s not just a financial arrangement. It’s a power arrangement that gives the state the expertise” to move forward, he said. Rep. Mike Hawker, R-Anchorage, sought clarity on certain terms in the TransCanada agreement, including a provision that would give TransCanada right of first refusal for five years if the state terminated the relationship. Tony Palmer, vice president of major projects development for TransCanada, said that obligation would not

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er a project in fact will be built but the executives said they were prepared to take the next step in examining the project’s viability. Company officials on Friday expressed support for the bill, as it stands. The bill, however, is likely to change before the end of session, and questions continue about the role of TransCanada. Officials with Gov. Sean Parnell’s administration say the proposed arrangement with TransCanada is a way for the state to not have to bear as much in upfront costs as it would without the pipeline company involved. They say the company brings with it valuable expertise. Administration officials also say the arrangement serves as an amicable transition from terms of the Alaska Gasline Inducement Act, under which

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Wife and husband, Samantha Romig and Joe Romig, slow dance at the fifth annual Spring Fling.

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Marcano said it is wonderful seeing the merging of people from many different walks of life. It’s also nice to see faces from other agencies, she said. “They look forward to it from the time it’s over, until the next one,” Marcano said. Attendee Drew Shassetz said he loves the opportunity for people with different disabilities to come together and treat each other as one for a night. That evening he decided to sport a spider-man tie he was given from his mother. “It puts everyone else’s tie to shame,” Shassetz said. Joe Romig asked his wife Samantha Romig to be his date. The couple attends the Fling for the chance to see some new faces. While a fast-paced Top 40 hit shook the speakers, the couple enjoyed some personal time on the dance floor holding hands, gently rocking from side to side in graceful circles, which Romig said is the only way he likes to dance.

Decorating usually takes most of the day, she said. Volunteers from the Spring Flings other sponsors’, including Frontier Community Services and Birchwood Adult Behavioral Health Center, and some local community member’s show up to help out, Egholm said. “Everyone does their part,” Egholm said. “Somehow it always gets done.” Egholm, now in her fourth year of working with the event, said seeing the community excited about socializing is always heartwarming, she said. “People prepare for weeks in advance,” said Michelle Norman, a Hope employee. “They have to pick the perfect dress.” Everyone gets excited for it, she said. “People have busy lives and as you get older it gets harder to find ways to meet new people,” she said. Kelly Sullivan can be reached “It’s just a blast to dress up,” said Frontier employee Nikki at Kelly.Sullivan@peninsulaMarcano, “We have some rock- clarion.com ers in there.”

The Senate Finance Committee-sponsored education-funding amendment includes language indicating that the intent of the appropriation is to allow public schools to maintain operations at a level “sufficient to educate children” while providing time for affected parties to work with the Legislature to identify “innovative approaches and possible consolidation of services that will, over time, lower costs while maintaining a quality education system.” “It is also the intent of the legislature that this increased funding will serve as a bridge to develop a plan and identify solutions to implement these changes in an effort to recalibrate individual district budget spending levels to the 2014 fiscal year spending level,” the amendment reads. Other changes to the bill included a $3.4 million reduction in state agency travel; adjustments for tentatively agreed-upon bargaining contracts for several different unions; and the restoration of an additional $370,000 for a program that helps pay the student loans of health care pro-

apply if the state exercised its right to termination before approval of a firm transportation services agreement. Such an agreement would be subject to legislative approval. However, in that type of event, the state would still owe TransCanada for development costs plus 7.1 percent. Hawker also asked if the project could continue to advance without the state and TransCanada being partners, as contemplated under the agreement. Van Tuyl said, theoretically, it was possible but he believed the best way forward was laid out in the agreement that all the parties signed. Pat Flood, with Alaska gas development for ConocoPhillips Alaska, said state participation is a bedrock of the proposal, and how the state decides to move forward with its share was up to the state. He said depending on how that might work out, ConocoPhillips would do its best to continue moving forward.

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LIO Schedule Monday 8 a.m. The Senate Education Committee will sponsor a public hearing to discuss HB 162 Teacher Tenure. Testimony will be taken. Monday 3:15 p.m. The House Labor & Commerce3 Committee will sponsor a public hearing to discuss HB 308 Alaska Securities Act Exemptions, HB 372 Extend Emerging Energy Technology Fund and HB 149 Workers’ Comp for State Firefighters. Testimony will be taken.

Monday 6 p.m. The House Resources Committee will sponsor a public hearing to discuss SB 138 Gas Pipeline; AGDC; Oil & Gas Production Tax. Testimony will be taken. Tuesday 8 a.m. The House Community & Regional Affairs Committee will sponsor a public hearing to discuss HB 379 Oil & Gas Property Tax. Testimony will be taken. Tuesday 8 a.m. The House State Affairs Committee will sponsor a

Obituary Gene Ann Frostad

Gene Ann Frostad, 72, of Mukilteo, Wash., and Kenai passed away unexpectedly on Tuesday, March 25, 2014, surrounded by her family. Gene Ann was born Dec. 14, 1941, in Centralia, Wash. to LeRoy and Nora Teasdale. She graduated from Centralia High School in 1960 and Shoreline College in 1973. In her early adult life Gene Ann worked in the dental hygiene field in California and Washington. However, most of her life she chose to be a dedicated wife and mother. Commercial fishing was a large part of her life for the past four decades, where she served as mother hen for the family’s set-net operation on Salamatof Beach in Kenai. Gene Ann was a championship-level softball player as a young woman, and as an adult she enjoyed watching Mariners Baseball, both in Peoria, Arizona and at Safeco Field. She enjoyed puzzles, decorating her home in great detail for each holiday, and spending time with family. As a wife, mother, and grandmother, she was full of love that extended beyond her immediate family, enthusiastically supporting and encouraging her children and grandchildren in everything they did. She was preceded in death by, her son, Carl Frostad, her father and mother, LeRoy and Nora Teasdale, her twin brother, David Teasdale, her sister, Sharla Robinson, and brother, LeRoy Teasdale. Gene Ann is survived by her husband, Lars Frostad; children Marcia Stewart, Lisa Davis, Kathy and Louie Egashira, and Sarah and Jason Hudkins; and grandchildren Jamie Stewart, Josh Heying, and Shayla, Trenton, and Gavin Hudkins, as well as an extended family and a friendship circle of lives that she touched deeply. This courageous, strong, and optimistic woman will be greatly missed by the many people whose lives she was a part of. Remembrances can be made in Gene Ann’s name to: Kenai Peninsula Fishermen’s Association, 43961 Kalifornsky Beach Road, Suite F, Soldotna, AK 99669, www.kpfaalaska. org; or Seattle Children’s Hospital Foundation M/S S-200, PO Box 5371 Seattle, WA 98145, https://giveto.seattlechildrens.org/ A Celebration of Gene Ann’s life will be held at the Mukilteo Presbyterian Church in Mukilteo, Wash. on Saturday, April 5 at 11 a.m. Family and Friends are welcome.

public hearing to discuss SB 127 Vehicle Transaction Agents, HJR 32 Protection of Christian Syrians and HB 216 Official Languages of The State. Testimony will be taken. Tuesday 9 a.m. The Senate State Affairs Committee will sponsor a public hearing to discuss SB 30 Teachers & Public Employee Retirement Plans. Testimony will be taken. Tuesday 10 a.m. The House Special Committee on Fisheries will sponsor a public hearing to discuss Confirmation Hearings: Board of Fisheries and Fisherman’s Fund Advisory and Appeals Council. Testimony will be taken. Tuesday 3:30 p.m. The Senate Labor & Commerce Committee will sponsor a public hearing to discuss SB 214 Insurance Adjuster Licensing, HB 204 Salmon & Herring Product Development Tax Credit and HB 141 Workers’ Compen-

sation Medical Fees. Testimony will be taken. Wednesday 3:15 p.m. The House Labor & Commerce Committee will sponsor a public hearing to discuss HB 309 Craft Distillery License, HB 152 PERS Termination Costs and HB 160 Licensing of Athletic Trainers. Testimony will be taken. Wednesday 3:30 p.m. The Senate Resources Committee will sponsor a public hearing to discuss HB 161 Auctions for Big Game Harvest Permits, HJR 30 Izembek Land Exchange and HB 268 Big Bull Moose Derbies. Testimony will be taken. Thursday 8:30 a.m. The House Finance Committee will sponsor a public hearing to discuss HB 328 Board/Licensing of Massage Therapists, HB 293 Bear License Plates and HB 324 Controlled Substance Prescription Database. Testimony will be taken.

Thursday 9 a.m. The Senate State Affairs Committee will sponsor a public hearing to discuss HJR 25 Vietnam Vets: Service-Related Diseases, SB 209 Regulation of Smoking and HB 366 Involuntary Commitment. Testimony will be taken. Thursday 4 p.m. The Senate Finance Committee will sponsor a public hearing to discuss SB 119 Budget: Capital. 2 minute testimony limit. Friday 8:30 a.m. The House Finance Committee will sponsor a public hearing to discuss HB 89 Aquatic Invasive Species and HB 361 Licensing of Behavior Analysts. 2 minute testimony limit. Friday 3:15 p.m. The House Labor & Commerce Committee will sponsor a public hearing to discuss Confirmation Hearings: Alaska State Board of Public Accountancy; Alcoholic Beverage Control

Board; State Board of Registration for Architects, Engineers, and Land Surveyors; State Assessment Review Board; Board of Barbers and Hairdressers; Board of Chiropractic Examiners; Board of Dental Examiners; Alaska Gasline Development Corporation Board of Directors; Alaska Labor Relations Agency;Board of Marine Pilots; Board of Marital & Family Therapy; Board of Certified DirectEntry Midwives; Board of Nursing; Board of Examiners in Optometry; Board of Pharmacy; State Physical Therapy & Occupational Therapy Board;Board of Certified Real Estate Appraisers; Real Estate Commission; Regulatory Commission of Alaska; Board of Social Work Examiners; Board of Veterinary Examiners; Workers’ Compensation Appeals Commission; Alaska Workers’ Compensation Board. Testimony will be taken.

Around the Peninsula Free swim session The Central Peninsula Change Club is inviting the public to a free open swim sponsored by Sweeney’s Clothing, Monday, March 31, 3-6 p.m. at Skyview High School. There will be an open area for play swimmers and dedicated lanes for lap swimmers. Children younger than 5 years are required to be accompanied by a swimming adult. For more information call the Cooperative Extension Service at 262-5824.

Insurance sign-up help Need insurance? The time to enroll is now; we have staff in the office and in the field that can help you navigate this law and how it affects you. The law goes by many names: The Affordable Care Act, Marketplace, the Exchange or even the infamous Obamacare, but regardless of what we call it, it is a reality and all Americans have until March 31 to get insurance if they do not have it already. Let us help you get through the process in as simple and easy a way as we can. Please call (907) 260-3691 or (907) 260-7364 and ask for our trained staff Tina Wegener and Kelly Whitmore.

Society (CIHS) is starting a new program to encourage research and writing about the Cook Inlet area and Alaska. The two new grants were created to honor the memory of Brian Davies and John Reeder, two long-time board members of the Society who passed away in 2012 and 2013. The Brian Davies Memorial Grant for Alaska History supports creative projects and indepth research that make a significant contribution to the study of Alaska history. Recipients of the John Reeder Memorial Travel Grant must be conducting research in a library or archives in Alaska. Each grant is in the range of $400-$1,000. These grants can be used for classroom-based projects and other research. The Society hopes that the grants will broaden current knowledge of Cook Inlet history and cultures. The grants can also be used to develop classroom-based projects to explore Cook Inlet history and engage both the Anchorage academic community and interested public.

Those interested in applying for the grants must complete an application by April 1, 2014. CIHS will select the grant recipients by mid-May. For application information, go to the Cook Inlet Historical Society’s website. For questions or further information, contact Ayse Historical society inGilbert at vonkotzebue@gci. vites grant apps. net. The Cook Inlet Historical The Cook Inlet Historical Society is a private, non-profit

on North Cohoe Loop in Kasilof will host the Kasilof Pinochle Club. The group plays Saturdays at 12:30 p.m. Entry fee is $2 per week, with awards paid out at the end of the seaNikiski Senior food son. Come for a winter of fun. pantry open For more information, call Jay The Nikiski Senior Food at 252-6397. Pantry is accepting participant applications, available Monday Build skills at KPC through Friday, 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. Free basic skill building help They may be done at the Nikiin math, writing and reading is ski Senior In-Home facility at available in the Learning Cen50810 Island LakeRoad. The ter at Kenai Peninsula College Nikiski Senior Food Pantry is open on Mondays, 9 a.m. to 3 in Room 153. For more inforp.m., or by appointment. Non- mation, call the Learning Cenperishable items or monetary ter at 262-0327. donations are being accepted, and can be picked up. Call the Aqua Zumba offered in Nikiski In-Home services at Nikiski 776-7586. Aqua Zumba will be offered at the Nikiski Pool at 9:30 a.m. Pinochle club under on Tuesdays and Thursdays. way For more information, call the The Eagles Aerie No. 4317 pool at 907-776-8800. historical society focused on the Anchorage area. It is a support organization of the Anchorage Museum at Rasmuson Center.

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State needs plan when developing industrial projects Last week, Gov. Sean Parnell created a municipal advisory board to weigh in on issues surrounding a natural gas pipeline project that could eventually tie communities together from Prudhoe Bay to Nikiski. While it’s laudable that the governor chose to allow several of those communities to weigh in — representatives from North Slope, Fairbanks North Star, Denali, Matanuska-Susitna, and the Kenai Peninsula Borough will be able to weigh in — we find other parts of the pipeline development process to be troubling. The Municipal Advisory Gas Project Review Board is meant to “develop a framework for assessing the impact and benefits, especially on communities, of a future Alaska natural gas line,” according to the executive order. The state has agreements with the Alaska Gasline Development Corporation, TransCanada Corporation, BP, ConocoPhillips and ExxonMobile — but has given no consistent assurance to the municipalities and boroughs that could be affected by the project. Further, the advisory board is subject to the open-meetings laws and will therefore be unable to see confidential portions of the agreements and negotiations — further limiting its utility. Several issues, including how land development could affect property tax revenue for the boroughs, payments in lieu of those taxes and how existing oil and gas properties will be affected needed to be addressed and while the state was busily negotiating an agreement with the producers to build the pipeline — communities were left largely voiceless in the process. Preliminary negotiations on the pipeline included provisions that could take away a municipalities’ ability to levy property taxes on the pipeline and we’re left to wonder why the state would consider those kinds of concessions and include them in negotiations with commercial interests before developing an advisory board of those affected communities. The “after-the-fact” inclusion does not foster trust between the various players in the process and a house divided against itself cannot stand. A state as resource-rich and dependent as Alaska ought to have a more consistent and thorough policy on responsible oil and gas development — one that includes all of the affected stakeholders and provides clear guidance on the roles of individual communities when multi-billion dollar projects come knocking. The lack of organization statewide plays out on the local level when Kenai and Soldotna are negotiating with the same state agencies and companies that the borough deals with for unincorporated areas like Nikiski — yet there is no strategic plan, board or community liaison between the cities and the borough; one that presents a united front and vision to the companies seeking to develop the area. The residents of the Kenai Peninsula borough deserve to know where we will be next year, in five years, 10 years and 20 years down the road rather than the haphazard string of leases and varying terms available now. The Kenai Peninsula Borough and each municipality contained within needs an organized policy of industrial land development; but cannot be expected to develop one when the state seems to lag so far behind in its own strategies and policies forcing private and public interests to work together in the best interests of the people whose resources are being exploited.

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God and Caesar (yet again) “Well, then,” Jesus said, “give to Caesar what belongs to Caesar, and give to God what belongs to God.” (Mark 12:17 Living Paraphrase) When considering what belongs to Caesar and what belongs to God, what happens when the federal government seeks to replace God by defining “church” and when life begins to have value, the latter having been done in Roe vs. Wade and subsequent court rulings? While there are other issues in the Hobby Lobby case argued before the Supreme Court on Tuesday, these are the major ones. To review quickly for those who haven’t been paying attention, the owners of Hobby Lobby, a crafts supply chain based in Oklahoma City, are conservative Christians. They believe their faith prohibits them from offering a health insurance policy for their female employees that covers birth control, including all forms of intrauterine devices and emergency contraception. The government says the religious exception they are seeking under the Affordable Care Act applies only to churches and religiously affiliated nonprofits, such as schools and hospitals, and that for-profit companies, like Hobby Lobby, are required under the ACA to cover all aspects of women’s preventative care, or face a hefty fine. Let’s consider the arguments before the Court and the response of some of the justices. “At oral arguments on Tuesday,” writes the Huffington Post, “the women justices were the most aggressive in their ques-

tioning of Hobby Lobby’s lawyer, former Solicitor General Paul D. Clement. Justices Sonia Sotomayor and Elena Kagan asked whether other companies should be allowed to refuse to cover other pro- Cal Thomas cedures, like blood transfusions and vaccines, if employers had a religious objection to such medical treatments.” I put that question to Professor Joshua D. Hawley of the University of Missouri School of Law. Hawley is also counsel to the Becket Fund for Religious Liberty. In an email, Hawley wrote: “...the Religious Freedom Restoration Act (which states that government shall not substantially burden a person’s exercise of religion) does not give religious objectors a blank check. The statute requires objectors to show that they have a sincere religious belief that is substantially burdened. And it permits the government to impose the regulation anyway if the government can show that its interest is truly compelling and that it has no other viable means available for achieving it.” Specifically addressing the comment by Justices Kagan and Sotomayor, Hawley says the compelling interest standard “would likely work to defeat many other religious objections,” including for blood transfusions and vaccines, because “the government could almost certainly show

that it had a compelling interest in requiring businesses to pay for life-saving procedures and treatments, including antibiotics.” Hawley notes the RFRA, signed by President Bill Clinton, has been on the books since 1993 and there has not been a flood of civil exemptions. Justice Anthony Kennedy may have come up with the best compromise. He asked Clement why Hobby Lobby could not drop health insurance altogether, pay the fine and increase salaries of their employees so each could buy health insurance that fits their needs. Come to think of it, that approach makes sense for everyone. Unfortunately, it is not the one-size-fits-all approach of the Obama administration, its Affordable Care Act and its apparent march toward a single-payer health plan, which is and always has been the liberal left’s goal. Caesar needs to get back on his side of the church-state line, which the left freely invokes when it claims the church is trespassing on the state’s territory. Secular progressives seem less concerned when the state crosses the line in the other direction and seeks to impose its will on people of faith. It’s going to take a Republican Congress and a Republican president with courage and a new health insurance plan to repeal Obamacare and start over with real reforms that protect religious believers and enhance health care. Readers may e-mail Cal Thomas at tcaeditors@tribune.com.

Hail to the Washington Oafs It’s hard to tell if Washington NFL team owner Dan Snyder has publicly embraced the desperate plight of Native Americans because he’s genuinely moved, or whether it’s a cynical crisis-management stunt by a man whose franchise is under siege because its name is a slur, the hateful R-word. If it is the latter, then Snyder might want to find new PR people. He and/or they have announced that economic assistance will be funneled through their Original American Foundation. That’s right: OAF. Critics are having a field day with that, suggesting that Snyder’s open letter about providing coats, 3,000 so far, and athletic shoes and other largesse to reservations after he and his staff had visited several of them was nothing more than an oafishly cynical effort to take the heat off and try to slow momentum of a campaign to get rid of the team’s hateful brand. Snyder says he will never do that, because it represents a grand history of professional football in D.C. Never mind that the tradition includes an owner, George Marshall, who was a rabid racist, who only allowed black players on his roster after heavy financial pressure. And, of course, never mind that the desperate straits Native Americans struggle with today have grown out of the brutal treatment afforded previous generations. The R-word is a symbol of that oppression, an inflammatory slur. You’ve heard this all before. The deC

bate has been laid out many times. President Barack Obama has weighed in carefully in favor of a new name. Even NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has hinted that maybe the time has come. But per- Bob Franken haps those who live outside the Beltway, those who cheer for other teams, are wondering why they should even care about this issue, particularly when polls show that a majority of the fans don’t want a change. First of all, let’s face it: Otherwise sensitive and socially conscious people turn into fanatics when it comes to their spectator sports. They’re crazed. I know, because I’m one of them. Still, we should be aware that a pejorative name for one of the teams demeans the entire league. Actually, there is a case pending before the federal Trademark Trial and Appeal Board, which has the power to rip away the legal protections for use of the R-word. If that would go against Snyder, it would hit him right in his heart — his wallet. But it could be years before that case is decided, so, in the meantime it’s going to take increased pressure from people of good will to make him start worrying about a financial hit. Snyder is well aware that a growing

number of fair-minded fans are realizing that they are, in fact, deeply offended, now that the issue has been forced into their minds, and are beginning to question whether their cheers should include an outand-out slur. He’s clearly getting nervous. Why else would he suddenly be moved to show his concern: “The more I heard, the more I’ve learned, and the more I saw, the more resolved I became about helping to address the challenges that plague the Native American community,” he wrote, “In speaking face-to-face with Native American leaders and community members, it’s plain to see they need action, not words.” Obviously, it’s great that he has suddenly discovered the wretched conditions that plague the reservations, and plans to address them (he didn’t say how much he’d contribute). But, until he realizes that the nickname that identifies his business is a fundamental part of the problem, this is just a token effort. A lot of us have had fun suggesting alternative names for the Washington Slurs: the Politicians, the Lobbyists, the Special Interests, all using a pig as a mascot. But here’s another idea: Let’s call them the OAFS. The symbol? A decal of Dan Snyder. Bob Franken is a longtime broadcast journalist, including 20 years at CNN.

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Oldest lawmaker in Juneau talks about a lifetime of public service MIKE COPPOCK Associated Press

JUNEAU, Alaska (AP) — Bob Lynn is spry for a man of 81. He easily — and daily during the session — scales the five flights of steps at the state Capitol. “I don’t feel old,” said Lynn, a former U.S. Air Force fighter pilot in the 1950s who also served in the Vietnam War at a radar installation. “I don’t know what happened.” The Republican legislator from Anchorage’s lower Hillside is the oldest legislator in Alaska statehood history, according to Legislative Research. Lynn is running for reelection at an age when most people have retired. So far he is running unopposed. “I enjoy public service,” Lynn said. State Sen. Fred Dyson, REagle River, who at 75 is Alaska’s oldest current state senator, said he and Lynn are “are charter members of the old geezer caucus.” Dyson is not seeking re-election this year, though. Lynn has “done a lot of things in his life that brings a rounded background here,” said House Speaker Mike Chenault, R-Nikiski. “A lot of people when they come here have only experienced one thing all their lives — like politics.” Since he’s been in office for 12 years, many might think of Lynn as a longtime resident of Alaska. But the California native has only lived in Alaska since 1995, and he calls his relocation north as a milestone in his life. “It was the single smartest thing I ever did,” Lynn said. “This is a land of opportunity.” Disgusted with California congestion and smog, Lynn and his wife decided to move to Alaska after spending several vacations in the Last Frontier. He was able to enter the very

same professions he enjoyed in California: as a special education teacher and working in real estate. Graduating from high school on Los Angeles’ east side, he elbowed his way onto film sets as an extra in three movies and beat Debbie Reynolds in a baton-twirling contest. He enlisted in the U.S. Air Force in 1951 during the Korean War, earning his pilot wings at age 20. For three years, he flew F94C Starfire fighter-interceptors on peace time missions. Joining the Air Force Reserve in 1956, he was a Tucson. Ariz., policeman, a mortician’s assistant and an ambulance driver while working on his elementary teaching degree from the University of Arizona. He was teaching elementary school in California when the Air Force recalled him in 1962. He worked as an Air Force air traffic controller during the Cuban Missile Crisis. His first taste of Alaska came when the Air Force sent him to Kotzebue Air Force Station’s radar site in 1964, 10 days after the Good Friday Earthquake. He found himself commanding a radar site in Vietnam when the cease fire was declared in 1973. After the Vietnam War, the Air Force sent him to Thailand and Germany before he retired as a major in 1976. Settling down in California, he served on Moreno Valley’s first city council. He was selected as the town’s mayor pro-tem. He also found a love — being a member of a German oompah band. Married close to 61 years, Lynn and his wife, Marlene, have six children, 20 grandchildren and two great-grandchildren. Comparing the Legislature today with when he first arrived, he sees a definite difference. “I believe there is currently more camaraderie here than

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Bacon Fest

Amy George models the bacon burlesque outfit created by Lauralye Miko for Baconfest 2014 on Saturday, March 15, 2014 at Juneau, Alaska’s Centennial Hall.

when I first arrived,” Lynn said. But he believes the Legislature is still falling into the same trap he saw when he first arrived over a decade ago. “I think sometimes we are in an aquarium down here,” warns Lynn. “We are too isolated. We need to remember we are working for the people, and we try to, but the isolation here causes us only to interact with each other at times.” House Majority Leader Lance Pruitt of Anchorage says it is Lynn’s life experiences and sharp wit that has made him valuable to the Legislature. Minority Leader Chris Tuck of Anchorage agreed. “Bob is the grandpa of the legislature and with that he has a unique angle on resolutions,” Tuck said. But more to the point, says Chenault: “He’s a straight shooter.

Fairbanks assembly votes on authority to ban fireworks FAIRBANKS, Alaska (AP) — The mayor of Fairbanks North Star Borough asked for and received the authority to ban fireworks when fire danger is extreme. Mayor Luke Hopkins says he’ll ban fireworks if wildfires threaten the health and safety of residents. The Fairbanks Daily News-Miner reports the assembly voted 7-1 in favor of granting Hopkins that power. Assemblyman Lance Roberts voted no. He says the measure does not adequately define “extreme fire danger,” and that could lead to problems.

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Nation

Farmers see ‘big data’ revolution

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Nick Guetterman looks over the data shared by the crop sprayer he is seated in and cell phone while on his farm near Bucyrus, Kan., Feb. 19, 2014. Farmers from across the nation gathered in Washington this month for their annual trek to seek action on the most important matters in American agriculture. By ROXANA HEGEMAN Associated Press

WICHITA, Kan. — Farmers from across the nation gathered in Washington this month for what has become an annual trek to seek action on the most important matters in American agriculture, such as immigration reform and water regulations. But this time, a new, more shadowy issue also emerged: growing unease about how the largest seed companies are gathering vast amount of data from sensors on tractors, combines and other farm equipment. The increasingly common sensors measure soil conditions, seeding rates, crop yields and many other variables, allowing companies to provide farmers with customized guidance on how to get the most out of their fields. The involvement of the American Farm Bureau, the nation’s largest and most prominent farming organization, illustrates how agriculture is cautiously entering a new era in which raw planting data holds both the promise of high-

er yields and the peril that the information could be hacked or exploited by corporations or government agencies. Seed companies want to harness the data to help farmers grow more food with the same amount of land, and the industry’s biggest brands have offered assurances that all information will be closely guarded. But farmers are serving notice in Washington that the federal government might need to become involved in yet another debate over electronic security and privacy. Some members of Congress from rural states such as Kansas were already aware of the concerns, although the issue is new to many urban lawmakers. Rep. Lynn Jenkins, a Kansas Republican who grew up on a dairy farm, said agriculture must achieve technological advances to keep up with population growth, which is expected to require 60 percent more food by 2050. But she has heard farmers’ concerns about data collection. “Information and data utilization is the way of the future,” Jenkins said in an emailed statement. “And just as our

federal government struggles with privacy concerns through records at the NSA and various health records, so too must we maintain appropriate privacy protection of individuals from corporate entitles.” Farmers worry that a hedge fund or large company with access to “real-time” yield data from hundreds of combines at harvest time might be able to use that information to speculate in commodities markets long before the government issues crop-production estimates. Others are concerned that GPS-linked farm data could be obtained by the Environmental Protection Agency, antagonistic environmental groups or, in the Farm Bureau’s words, “an overall-clad Edward Snowden,” a reference to the former National Security Agency analyst who disclosed intelligencegathering operations. “It is not like we don’t all trust them,” Mark Nelson, director of commodities for the Kansas Farm Bureau, said of agribusiness companies. The new data-collection systems deliver “a lot of good things” to producers. “But as an organization we are looking at, ‘What is

the big picture?’” The Farm Bureau Federation put together a “privacy expectation guide” to educate its members and recently drafted a policy asserting that data should remain the farmer’s property. The bureau also opposes allowing any federal agency to serve as a clearinghouse for proprietary or aggregated data collected by private companies. Agribusiness giant Monsanto and other corporations have tried to allay fears by reassuring farmers their data is secure and will not be used beyond providing services farmers request. This season, growers in Illinois, Indiana, Iowa and Minnesota can even buy for the first time a Monsanto “prescription” that offers a precise seeding recipe tailored to their soil type, disease history and pests. The St. Louis-based company, which has dominated the bioengineered seed business for more than a decade, expects to expand its prescription services to other states. It calls the advancements the “Green Data Revolution” — a play off the so-called Green Revolution of the 20th century in which mechanical, chemical and biological advancements drove unprecedented increases in food production. Monsanto expects the use of ag data to offer comparable improvements in the next few years. It bought Precision Planting, a high-tech farm equipment maker, in 2012, followed last October by the purchase of the Climate Corporation, a data-analytics firm that provides weather-related farm services and crop insurance and is handling Monsanto’s fledgling data-related services. The Green Data Revolution will help farmers make more profit per acre, said Dave Friedberg, chief executive officer of The Climate Corporation. The average farmer, he says, won’t have to be “tech savvy.” “Tech will just become integral to the work that they do ... in the same way that more than 100 years ago, we adopted machinebased farming equipment as the standard in the industry,” Friedberg said.

Around the Nation Thousands attend Utah Holi color festival SPANISH FORK, Utah (AP) Tens of thousands of people gathered Saturday at a Sri Sri Radha Krishna Temple in Spanish Fork for the start of an annual two-day festival of colors. Revelers danced to music, practiced yoga and threw colored corn starch in the air once every hour during the all-day Holi Festival of Colors. The large majority of participants are not Hindus, but Mormons, The Salt Lake Tribune reported (http://bit. ly/1inARs3 ). Thousands of students from nearby Brigham Young University take part in the festival, which is expected to draw 70,000 people. The event stems from a Hindu tradition celebrating the end of winter and the triumph of good over evil.

Quake evacuations in Southern California LOS ANGELES (AP) — A moderate earthquake that rattled a swath of Southern California forced several dozen people in one community out of their homes after firefighters discovered foundation problems that made the buildings unsafe to enter, authorities said Saturday. Fire crews red-tagged 20 apartment units in a building in the Orange County city of Fullerton after finding a major foundation crack. Structural woes, including broken chimneys and leaning, were uncovered in half a dozen single-family houses, which were also deemed unsafe to occupy until building inspectors clear the structures. The damage displaced 83 residents.

Utah boy finds American Indian remains in backyard SALT LAKE CITY (AP) — A 14-year-old boy digging a trout pond in the backyard of his father’s Salt Lake City home stumbled across a surprise: the remains of an American Indian who lived about 1,000 years ago. Experts from the Utah Department of Heritage and Arts spent Friday removing the remains, which were confirmed by medical examiners as those of a person from a millennium ago, and investigating the site for archaeological clues after ninth-grader Ali Erturk’s discovery earlier in the week. “Humans have occupied this valley for up to 10,000 years,” department spokesman Geoffrey Fattah told The Salt Lake Tribune. “We do run into situations where progress runs into the ancient past.”

Off-duty pilot convicted of groping girl on flight SALT LAKE CITY (AP) — An airline pilot was convicted this week of two counts of abusive sexual contact for groping a 14-year-old girl while he was a passenger on a flight from Detroit to Salt Lake City last year. Michael Pascal, who has homes in Park City, Utah, and Texas, was found guilty Thursday by a jury after a threeday trial in U.S. District Court in Salt Lake City. The girl told investigators that she woke up from a nap on an Oct. 26 Delta Airlines flight and found Pascal’s hand under her, gripping her buttocks. She was sitting next to a window, and Pascal was in the middle seat.

Peninsula Clarion, Sunday, March 30, 2014

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Rescuers slowly finding victims from mudslide JONATHAN J. COOPER Associated Press

DARRINGTON, Wash. (AP) — The search by heavy equipment, dogs and bare hands for victims from the deadly Washington mudslide was going “all the way to the dirt” as crews looked for anything to provide answers for family and friends a week after a small mountainside community was destroyed. All work on the debris field halted briefly Saturday for a moment of silence to honor those lost. Gov. Jay Inslee had asked people across Washington to pause at 10:37 a.m., the time the huge slide struck on March 22, destroying a neighborhood in the community of Oso north of Seattle. Authorities say they have found at least 25 bodies and 90 remain missing. “People all over stopped work — all searchers — in honor of that moment, so people we are searching for know we are serious,” Snohomish County Fire District 1 battalion chief Steve Mason said. An American flag had been run up a tree and then down to half-staff at the debris site, he said. Dan Rankin, mayor of the nearby logging town of Darrington, said the community had been “changed forevermore.” “It’s going to take a long time to heal, and the likelihood is we will probably never be whole,” he said.

Among the dozens of missing are a man in his early 20s, Adam Farnes, and his mother, Julie. “He was a giant man with a giant laugh,” Kellie Howe said of Farnes. Howe became friends with him when he moved to the area from Alaska. She said Adam Farnes was the kind of guy who would come into your house and help you do the dishes. Adam Farnes also played the banjo, drums and bass guitar, she said, and had worked as a telephone lineman and a 911 dispatcher. “He loved his music loud,” she said. “They still have not found him or his mom. They’re going through a hard time right now.” Finding and identifying all the victims could stretch on for a very long time, and authorities have warned that not everyone may ultimately be accounted for after one of the deadliest landslides in U.S. history. Rescuers have given a cursory look at the entire debris field 55 miles northeast of Seattle, said Steve Harris, division supervisor for the eastern incident management team. They are now sifting through the rest of the fragments, looking for places where dogs should give extra attention. Only “a very small percentage” has received the more thorough examination, he said. Dogs working four-hour shifts have been the most useful tool, Harris said, but they’re get-

ting hypothermic in the rain and muck. “This is western Washington, folks,” Harris said. “These people are used to rain.” Commanders are making sure people have the right gear to stay safe in the rain and potentially hazardous materials, and they’re keeping a close eye on the level of the North Fork of the Stillaguamish River to be sure nobody is trapped by rising water. At the debris site Saturday, Mason, the battalion chief, said teams first do a hasty search of any wreckage of homes they find. If nothing is immediately discovered, they do a more detailed, forensic search. “We go all the way to the dirt,” he said. Crews are also collecting bags of personal belongings that would later be cleaned, sorted and hopefully returned to families. “What we found out here is everything from pictures to gun safes,” Mason said. “Anything you would have at your house.” The huge wall of earth that crashed into the collection of homes followed weeks of heavy rain. Previous slides triggered by storms included one that killed 150 people in Virginia in the wake of Hurricane Camille in 1969 and another that killed 129 when rain from Tropical Storm Isabel loosened tons of mud that buried the Puerto Rican com-

munity of Mameyes in 1985. A dam in San Francisquito Canyon, Calif., collapsed in 1928, causing an abutment to give way and killing 500 people, according to data from the U.S. Geological Survey. Crews pleaded with the public not to show up and try to help. Only local volunteers are being allowed to help rescuers. Joe Wright of Darrington set up his tool-sharpening operation

near the firehouse. He’s been busy. In a little more than a day, he estimated he had sharpened more than 150 chainsaw chains dulled by rocks and dirt. “There were people using their own saws,” Wright said. “They’re just trying to get down there to get the job done.” Rankin, the Darrington mayor, said whenever the highway eventually reopens through the slide area, even if it follows a dif-

ferent path, the missing hillside will be a permanent reminder of what the community lost. “That scar on the mountain will never heal,” Rankin said, “and neither will the scar on our hearts.” Baumann reported from Seattle. Associated Press photographer Elaine Thompson in Oso, writer Phuong Le in Seattle and researchers Judith Ausuebel, Jennifer Farrar and

Worries linger after spill SARAH PLUMMER Associated Press

CHARLESTON, W.Va. — Ever since chemicals spilled into the drinking water of 300,000 West Virginia residents in January, Charleston resident Scott McMillion and his family have used their public supply for just one task: flushing their toilet. Distrustful and angry, he’s now teaching locals how to trap and purify rainwater as a drinking source. He’s among many in this corner of West Virginia who have taken matters into their own hands and changed water consumption habits, possibly for good. Many don’t trust official declarations that the water is again safe to drink, nearly three months after the chemical smelling of licorice ran into the Elk River last Jan. 9, throwing lives into disarray. “When tests from my home come back clear, then I will use the water,” said McMillion, founder of Charleston Rain Catchers, a group that teaches people to collect rainfall in containers and filter it. “My family’s concern

is that there doesn’t seem to be hard science to tell us what long-term effects there are to this chemical exposure.” He’s not alone in his fears. Grassroots groups are providing fearful residents thousands of gallons of clean drinking water from independent sources, some brought in from other states. Others are surviving on expensive bottled water for cooking or drinking, or taking steps like McMillion to find other alternative sources. Distrust runs deep in West Virginia, a coal-mining state with a legacy of environmental contamination. Paul Sheridan, an attorney who lives in Charleston with his wife, has changed his approach to dining. When eating out, he always checks what water was used in preparing food or beverages. “It is never far from anyone’s mind. You go out to eat and have to ask if they are still cooking with bottled water. If you work in an office where people make coffee, you have to ask,” said Sheridan, whose family doesn’t drink their tap water.

A-8 Peninsula Clarion, Sunday, March 30, 2014

World

Kerry seeks Ukraine deal

Obama offers U.S. allies public assurances

MATTHEW LEE AP Diplomatic Writer

PARIS — After a week of travel in the Mideast, U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry changed course and arrived in Paris on Saturday for talks with his Russian counterpart on the Ukraine crisis. Halfway home from Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, Kerry landed in Shannon, Ireland, for a refueling stop, when he decided to turn his plane around and headed to Paris. Kerry is to meet with Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov on Sunday evening at the Russian ambassador’s residence. Kerry spoke to Lavrov on the flight to Shannon after President Barack Obama and Russian President Vladimir Putin agreed in a call on Friday to have their foreign ministers meet to discuss a possible diplomatic resolution to the Ukraine situation. While in Paris, Kerry may also meet separately with the French foreign minister Laurent Fabius. State Department spokeswoman Jennifer Psaki on Saturday confirmed the day and general time of the Kerry-Lavrov meeting. During Friday’s hourlong call Obama urged Putin to withdraw his troops from the border with Ukraine. The Russian leader, who initiated the call, asserted that Ukraine’s government is allowing extremists to intimidate civilians with impunity — something Ukraine insists has not happened. The White House and the Kremlin offered starkly different summaries of the call, which occurred while Obama was traveling in Saudi Arabia. The contrasting inter-

RIYADH, Saudi Arabia — From the heart of Europe to the expanse of Saudi Arabia’s desert, President Barack Obama’s weeklong overseas trip amounted to a reassurance tour for stalwart, but sometimes skeptical, American allies. At a time when Obama is grappling with crises and conflict in both Europe and the Middle East, the four-country swing also served as a reminder that even those longtime partners still need some personal attention from the president. Obama departed for Washington Saturday with much left unresolved in the West’s dispute with Russia and Saudi Arabia’s concerns with U.S. positioning in the Mideast. Still, officials said the president had made progress during his pilgrimage to Saudi King Abdullah’s desert oasis, as well as in his hours of conversations with European leaders.

Skeletons show secrets of the Black Death

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People react during former Ukrainian Prime Minister Yulia Tymoshenko’s speech at the Batkivshchina (Fatherland) party congress in Kiev, Ukraine, Saturday.

pretations underscored the chasm between how Moscow and Washington perceive the escalating international standoff sparked by Russia’s annexation of Crimea away from Ukraine. White House officials described the call as “frank and direct” and said Obama had urged Putin to offer a written response to a diplomatic resolution to the Ukraine crisis that the U.S. has presented. He urged Moscow to scale back its troop build-up on the border with Ukraine, which has prompted concerns in Kiev and Washington about a possible Russian invasion in eastern Ukraine. The Kremlin, on the other

hand, said Putin had drawn Obama’s attention to a “rampage of extremists” in Ukraine and suggested “possible steps by the international community to help stabilize the situation” in Ukraine. Kerry had already been due to return to Europe on Tuesday for a NATO foreign ministers meeting and had been considering returning to the Middle East to continue a press to salvage foundering Israeli-Palestinian peace talks. Kerry aides said the option of going to Israel, the Palestinian territories or Jordan remained a possibility. Psaki said Saturday Kerry would remain in close touch with Martin Indyk, the U.S.

U.N. panel lists climate concerns KAORI HITOMI Associated Press

YOKOHAMA, Japan — If you have already read “12 Pieces of Practical Advice from Housecats,” now you can move on to “8 Reasons to Worry about Global Warming.” A United Nations panel of scientists is joining the list craze with what they call eight “key risks” that are part of broader “reasons for concern” about climate change. It’s part of a massive report on how global warming is affecting humans and the planet and how the future will be worse unless something is done about it. The report is being finalized at a meeting this weekend by the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change. They assembled the list to “make it understandable and to illustrate the issues that have the greatest potential to cause real harm,” the report’s chief author, Chris Field of the Carnegie Institution of Science in California, said in an interview. But a draft of the list — called by the acronym RFCs — includes science-heavy language, caveats and uses lowercase Roman numerals, for example using iv instead of 4. A boiled-down version of what the scientists say the warmed-up future holds for Earth if climate change continues: 1. Coastal flooding will kill people and cause destruction. 2. Some people will go hungry because of warming, drought and severe downpours. 3. Big cites will be damaged by inland flooding. 4. Water shortages will make the poor even poorer in rural areas. 5. Crazy weather, like storms, can make life miserable, damaging some of the things we take for granted, like electricity, running water and emergency services.

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6. Some fish and other marine animals could be in trouble, which will probably hurt fishing communities. 7. Some land animals won’t do much better and that’s not good for people who depend on them. 8. Heat waves, especially in cities, will kill the elderly and very young.

ambassador to Israel, and the negotiating team in Jerusalem and Ramallah, West Bank, in the event Kerry needs to return to the region from Paris in advance of NATO. Kerry had been in Riyadh, as well as Rome and The Hague, with President Barack Obama this week but is traveling on his own plane. He had made a side trip to Amman, Jordan, on Wednesday to meet with Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas while Obama visited Brussels. Kerry has also had several conversations with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu since he left Washington last Monday.

LONDON — You can learn a lot from a tooth. Molars taken from skeletons unearthed by work on a new London railway line are revealing secrets of the medieval Black Death — and of its victims. This week, Don Walker, an osteologist with the Museum of London, outlined the biography of one man whose ancient bones were found by construction workers under London’s Charterhouse Square: He was breast-fed as a baby, moved to London from another part of England, had bad tooth decay in childhood, grew up to work as a laborer, and died in early adulthood from the bubonic plague that ravaged Europe in the 14th century. The poor man’s life was nasty, brutish and short, but his afterlife is long and illuminating. “It’s fantastic we can look in such detail at an individual who died 600 years ago,” Walker said. “It’s incredible, really.”

Report: 2 Spanish journalists freed in Syria BEIRUT — Two Spanish journalists were freed after behind held captive for six months in Syria by a rogue al-Qaida group, the newspaper for which one of the men worked said Sunday. With the release of reporter Javier Espinosa and photographer Ricardo Garcia Vilanova, there are at least another nine foreign correspondents missing in Syria, and 10 Syrian reporters. — The Associated Press

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Warship set to join search for missing jet GILLIAN WONG Associated Press

PERTH, Australia — A warship with an aircraft black box detector was set to depart Australia on Sunday to join the search for the missing Malaysian jetliner, a day after ships plucked objects from the Indian Ocean to determine whether they were related to the missing plane. None were confirmed to be from the plane, leaving searchers with no sign of the jet more than three weeks after it disappeared. Twenty-nine Chinese family members, seeking answers from Malaysia’s government as to what happened to their loved ones, arrived in Kuala Lumpur on Sunday, said Malaysia Airlines commercial director Hugh Dunleavy. Two-thirds of the 227 passengers aboard Flight 370 were Chinese, and their relatives have expressed deep frustration with Malaysian authorities since the plane went missing. It will still take three-tofour days for the Australian navy ship, the Ocean Shield, to reach the search zone — an area roughly the size of Poland about 1,850 kilometers (1,150

miles) to the west of Australia. The Australian Maritime Safety Authority, which oversees the search, said the ship will be equipped with a black box detector — the U.S. Navy’s Towed Pinger Locator — and an unmanned underwater vehicle, as well as other acoustic detection equipment. Ships from China and Australia on Saturday scooped up items described only as “objects from the ocean,” but none were “confirmed to be related” to Flight 370, AMSA said. In Sydney, Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott described the latest search as positive because objects are now being examined. “We haven’t yet been able to ascertain what those objects are, but nevertheless, for the first time yesterday objects have been recovered from the ocean,” he said. A Chinese Ilyushin IL-76 plane spotted three floating objects, including two bearing colors of the missing jet, China’s official Xinhua News Agency said, a day after several planes and ships combing the newly targeted area, which is closer to Australia than a previous search zone, saw several

other objects. The three objects spotted by the Chinese plane were white, red and orange, the Xinhua report said. The missing Boeing 777’s exterior was red, white, blue and gray. Investigators have been puzzled over what happened to Flight 370, which disappeared March 8 en route from Kuala Lumpur to Beijing, with speculation ranging from equipment failure and a botched hijacking to terrorism or an act by one of the pilots. The latter was fueled by reports that the pilot’s home flight simulator had files deleted from it, but Malaysian Defense Minister Hishammuddin Hussein said checks, including one by the FBI, had turned up no new information. “What I know is that there is nothing sinister from the simulators, but of course that will have to be confirmed by the chief of police,” Hussein said. Abbott also announced that former Australian defense chief, Air Chief Marshal Angus Houston, will lead a new center in Perth to coordinate the international search effort. The Joint Agency Coordi-

AP Photo/Jason Reed, Pool

Crewmember Sean Donaldson launches a GPS marker buoy out of a Royal New Zealand Air Force P-3K2 Orion aircraft searching for the missing Malaysian Airlines flight 370 over the southern Indian Ocean, March 29.

nation Center will work with key Australian government, state and international members, and provide a single contact point for families, including travel assistance and visa services, accommoda-

tion, interpreter services and counselling. Newly analyzed satellite data shifted the search zone on Friday, raising expectations that searchers may be closer to getting physical evidence that the

plane crashed into the Indian Ocean. That would narrow the hunt for the wreckage and the plane’s black boxes, which should contain clues to what caused the plane to be so far off-course.

Phillipine ship slips past Chinese to boost territorial claims JIM GOMEZ Associated Press

SECOND THOMAS SHOAL, South China Sea — A Philippine government ship slipped past a Chinese coast guard vessel and brought food and fresh troops to a marooned navy ship used as a base by Filipino troops to bolster the country’s territorial claims in the dis-

puted South China Sea. Saturday’s incident was witnessed by journalists who were invited by the Philippines military to accompany the resupply mission. It was a rare close-up look at the tensions in the waters and the determination of all sides to press their claims. China’s growing assertiveness is alarming smaller nations that have

competing territorial claims and worrying the United States, which is neutral in the disputes but jockeying for influence with Beijing in the region.

About one hour away from Second Thomas Shoal, where the detachment is based, a Chinese coast guard ship marked “1141” twice crossed the bow

of the smaller Philippine vessel in an attempt to stop it from proceeding. Another tailed the Filipino boat. The Chinese radioed the

Filipinos, telling them to stop. “You will take full responsibility for the consequences of your action,” the voice said in English.

A-10 Peninsula Clarion, Sunday, March 30, 2014

Court reports The following dismissals were recently handed down in District Court in Kenai: n A charge of violating a domestic violence protective order against Brian Lee Hiler, 31, of Soldotna, was dismissed. Date of the charge was March 25. n A charge of driving while license cancelled, suspended, revoked or limited against Austin H. Smith, 24, of Wasilla, was dismissed. Date of the charge was Dec. 6.

Police reports n On March 26 at 1:57 a.m., Soldotna Alaska State Troopers responded to multiple 911 calls from a 50-year old female of Nikiski. Investigation revealed that Kenneth Wise, 66, of Nikiski, had physically assaulted her after an argument started between them. Wise was arrested for fourth-degree assault (domestic violence) and taken to Wildwood Pretrial Facility without bail. n On March 25 at 9:39 p.m., troopers responded to a two-vehicle collision on Kalifornsky Beach Road at College Road in Soldotna. Investigation revealed that Maryan Showalter, 20, of Soldotna, was driving a Ford Taurus northbound on K-Beach Road, when she became distracted and drove into the southbound lane and struck a Ford van, driven by William Hawbold, 32, of Soldotna. Hawbold and a minor passenger sustained non-life-threatening injuries and were taken to Central Peninsula Hospital for treatment. Both vehicles sustained minor damage and were removed from the scene. All occupants reported wearing seat belts. Showalter was issued a citation for negligent driving. n On March 24 at 12:46 a.m. Soldotna troopers were patrolling the Sterling area and came into contact with a parked vehicle at the end of a cul-desac, containing four people. Investigation revealed that the driver, Anthony J. Watson, 50, of Soldotna, to be driving while license suspended, driving in

violation of a license limitation, possession of marijuana (sixthdegree misconduct involving a controlled substance) and improper use of vehicle license plates. Watson was arrested on the above charges and taken to Wildwood Pretrial on $1,750 bail. n On March 24 at 3:25 a.m. Soldotna troopers contacted Fred Fischer, 55, of Big Lake, parked on the beach at the end of Kasilof Beach Road. Fischer was in possession of a tan Chevy Silverado truck carrying a camper. Investigation revealed that the vehicle was stolen and that Fischer had two outstanding arrest warrants. Fischer was arrested and taken to Wildwood Pretrial Facility on the charge of first-degree vehicle theft. n On March 22 at 5:09 p.m., troopers responded to a residence in Soldotna for a report of a domestic disturbance. Investigation revealed that Jeffry Baker, 38, of Soldotna, had assaulted a family member. Baker was arrested for fourth-degree assault (domestic violence) and taken to Wildwood Pretrial with no set bail. n On March 26 at 5:06 p.m. the Alaska State Troopers Bureau of Highway Patrol, Kenai Peninsula Team, stopped a 1990 GMC minivan for speeding at Mile 104 of the Sterling Highway, near Kasilof. Investigation revealed that Maranda Moore, 31, of Ninilchik, was driving with a suspended license. Moore was arrested and taken to Wildwood Pretrial Facility on $500 bail. The vehicle was released to a licensed driver on scene. Moore was also issue citations for speeding and no proof of insurance. n On March 24, Michael Hill, 35, of Soldotna, was given a citation for failing to return his drawing hunt permit report into the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, as required by the permit conditions. Bail was set at $110 in Kenai District Court. n On March 22, Alaska Wildlife Troopers, Anchor Point Post, cited Jacob Wise, 33, of Homer, for failure to have a Type IV personal flotation device. Bail was set $110. n On March 26 at 8:49 p.m., Alaska State Troopers contacted Jared Ehmen, 32, of Anchor

Point, during a traffic stop in Anchor Point. Investigation revealed that Ehmen was driving a motor vehicle while his privilege to drive was canceled. He was issued a misdemeanor citation for driving while license cancelled. n On March 26 at 10:45 p.m. the Alaska State Troopers Bureau of Highway Patrol, Kenai Peninsula Team, stopped a Chevrolet pickup for speeding on Island Lake Road in Nikiski. Investigation revealed that that Brent Eckert, 48, of Nikiski, had a warrant for his arrest for failure to appear at arraignment on the original charge of driving while license revoked, bail amount of $500. Eckert was arrested and taken to Wildwood Pretrial Facility. n On March 25 at 12:08 p.m., Alaska State Troopers Dispatch received a REDDI (Report Every Dangerous Driver Immediately) report of a 2004 Ford Taurus that was being driven by a person with a revoked driver’s license. Troopers contacted the vehicle at Mile 82 of the Sterling Highway and identified the driver as Theodore Cummings, 50, of Sterling, and investigation revealed that his license was revoked. He was arrested for driving while license revoked and taken to Wildwood Pretrial. n On March 27, Alaska State Troopers were dispatched to a Nikiski residence for a report of threat of domestic violence. After investigation, Lisa Kuhr, 41, of Nikiski, was arrested for false report and taken to Wildwood Pretrial Facility on $500 bail. n On March 26 at 7:18 p.m., Alaska State Troopers with the Girdwood Bureau of Highway Patrol conducted a traffic stop on a 2001 white Ford truck for a moving violation near Mile 107 of the Seward Highway. Investigation revealed that Logan Chumley, 21, of Kenai, was driving with a revoked license and in violation of a limited license. Chumley was issued two misdemeanor citations, one for driving while license revoked and one for driving in violation of limited license, and a minor offense citation for the moving violation. Chumley was released at the scene. The vehicle was released to a licensed driver from Anchorage.

Jury indicts Idaho company ANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP) — An Anchorage grand jury has indicted an Idaho company accused of falsifying records related to the cleanup of a contaminated pad on Alaska’s North Slope. The Alaska attorney general’s office said Friday that DMC Technologies Inc., of Rexburg was indicted Tuesday, along with CEO Daniel McNair and McNair’s son, Daniel Ross McNair. Each faces 14 felony counts. In a statement, the elder McNair’s lawyer says his client and DMC “emphatically deny engaging in any criminal conduct whatson On March 26 at 9:36 p.m., troopers contacted John Spiers, 28, of Seward, during a traffic stop in Seward. Investigation revealed that Spiers was operating a motor vehicle while impaired by alcohol. Spiers was arrested for driving under the influence, driving while license revoked and violation of license limitations and was taken to the Seward Jail without bail. n On March 25 at about 10:30 p.m., troopers contacted Richalene Carl, 33, of Seward, during a traffic stop in Seward. Investigation revealed that Carl was operating a motor vehicle while impaired by alcohol. Carl was arrested for arrested for driving under the influence and taken to the Seward Jail on $500 bail. n On March 27 at 4:38 p.m., Kenai police conducted a traffic stop on Kenai Spur Highway and Main Street Loop. Heather S. Farrell, 23, of Kenai, was issued a summons for failure to insure vehicle. n On March 27, at 10:56 p.m., Kenai police conducted a traffic stop by Kenai Spur Highway and North Spruce Street. Rhiannon L. Maudal-Fiscus, 28, of Kenai, was issued a summons for failure to insure vehicle. Phillip D. Newsome, 25, of Soldotna, was arrested for

ever.” Lawyer Robert Herz says McNair will fight the charges and “looks forward to vindicating himself in court.” Prosecutors claim the parties submitted falsified lab data to the state and to Little Red Services, which hired DMC Technologies to clean up the pad. The state says the company submitted reports showing the pad was cleaned, but an investigation revealed the pad remained contaminated and that further cleanup is required. The state says that cost Little Red Services $900,000.

fourth-degree misconduct involving controlled substances, first-degree promoting contraband and violating probation. Newsome was taken to Wildwood Pretrial Facility. n On March 26 at 11:57 p.m., Kenai police arrested Brian M. James, 24, of Kenai, for violating conditions of release. He was taken to Wildwood Pretrial. n On March 26 at 3:53 p.m., Kenai police responded to a report of an alarm on Lilac Lane. As a result, Walter G.W. Mitchell, 43, of Nikiski, was issued a summons for driving while license suspended. n On March 25 at 10:59 a.m., Kenai police contacted Brian M. James, 25, of Kenai, at Peninsula Avenue and Broad Street. He was arrested for failure to register as a sex offender and an Anchorage Alaska State Troopers $250 warrant for failure to register as a sex offender and was taken to Wildwood Pretrial. n On March 25 at 12:16 p.m., Kenai police responded to a report of a domestic dispute on VIP Drive. Kyle H. Howell, 41, of Soldotna, was arrested for fourth-degree assault (domestic violence) and fifth-degree criminal mischief and was taken to Wildwood Pretrial.

n On March 25 at 8:44 p.m., Kenai police responded to a report of a suspicious female attempting to enter vehicles at Holiday Gas Station. As a result Keelan M. Lacross, 31, of Soldotna, was arrested for two charges of second-degree criminal trespass and violating conditions of release and was taken to Wildwood Pretrial. n On March 22 at 12:17 p.m., Alaska State Troopers received the report of a burglary and theft near Mile 48 of the Seward Highway. Investigations are ongoing. Anyone with information is asked to contact the Alaska State Troopers in Cooper Landing. n On March 22 at 4:42 p.m., troopers received the report of a Motor Vehicle Collision at Mile 45 of the Sterling Highway. Investigations revealed that Theodoros Kouris, 71, of Anchorage, was traveling southbound in his white 2014 Chevy Silverado, when an older model dark-colored pickup crossed the centerline and struck Kouris’ vehicle. The pickup then continued northbound on the Sterling Highway. Attempts to locate the unknown vehicle were unsuccessful. Investigations are ongoing. Anyone with information is asked to contact the Alaska State Troopers in Cooper Landing.

Peninsula Clarion, Sunday, March 30, 2014

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Central Oregon man warned for farm weddings SISTERS, Ore. (AP) — A Central Oregon man who has run afoul of the local government because he holds commercial weddings on land zoned for farm use has now been warned about church services on the property. John Shepherd, a 56-yearold pastor, said he hosts small, nondenominational services out of his home on the Sisters-area property, with about 12 regular attendees.

A recent letter from Deschutes County’s Community Development Department informed him of “an alleged violation of the County Code associated with your property; specifically, that a church has located at the property without required land use approval.” Shepherd said the notice is probably a violation of his First Amendment rights, and he has emailed a Christian civil liberties group for guidance.

“This is one new piece in a series of harassment from the county,” Shepherd told The Bend Bulletin newspaper. The Community Development Department said the county is just trying to follow state safety guidelines. Nick Lelack, the department director, said the county wouldn’t move forward with a violation until planners inspect the property. The county didn’t know about the church until

Shepherd informed them about it, Lelack said. “We’re not pursuing any other code enforcement at this point in this case,” he said. The county’s legal counsel is researching issues raised by Shepherd, Lelack said. Shepherd, meanwhile, has had a multiyear dispute with the county because he holds commercial weddings on the property. Deschutes County Commis-

sioners voted to hold off on any fines against Shepherd last summer, when he hosted a full slate of weddings. Shepherd declined to say how many have been scheduled for 2014. “I haven’t had a single complaint from neighbors,” Shepherd said. “This doesn’t hurt anyone.” Lelack said commercial weddings would violate county code, but it’s ultimately up to

county commissioners whether to take action. At least one commissioner, Tony DeBone, said he wants to the visit the property. DeBone said the church issue is about building safety, not religious freedom, and he hops the sides can reach an agreement on the church and wedding issues. “I support private property rights and a citizen utilizing those rights,” he said.

Walmart shooter gets nine years Woman asks for ANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP) — A double amputee who shot a Walmart manager after he was asked to put his service dog on a leash has been sentenced to nine years in prison. Daniel Pirtle declined to speak at Friday’s sentencing, The Anchorage Daily News reported. Back in November, he pleaded guilty to first-degree assault after prosecutors dropped an attempted murder charge. Pirtle, 46, was on a motorized shopping cart and legally armed with a .45-caliber pistol when he shot assistant manager Jason Mahi in the stomach. The March 2013 incident started when a customer complained to managers about Pirtle’s unleashed dog.

Mahi spent three months in a hospital and accumulated more than $1 million in medical bills. The 34-year-old suffered injuries to his hip, intestines, kidney and bladder, and he now walks with a cane. “It’s been a rough road,” he told the court. Pirtle was angry because Mahi asked him to put his 5-month-old dog, Wookie, on a leash or leave the store that was full of Saturday shoppers. Testifying at the sentencing hearing, Michael Harrison said he was working behind the store’s gun counter when Pirtle told him he was probably getting kicked out because of the dog. “I said we sold leashes in the store,” Harrison said. “He said

all the kids in the store needed to be on ... leashes.” Pamela Nunooruk, another employee, said she was with Mahi when he spoke with Pirtle. It was a polite conversation, she said. Surveillance footage played in court Friday showed Pirtle firing a single shot that sent Mahi to the floor. Pirtle motored away “like nothing ever happened,” Harrison said. Arguing for a seven-year sentence, the lowest in the range included the plea agreement, court-appointed defense lawyer Dan Lowery said his client was delusional at the time of the shooting. Pirtle had undergone emo-

tional trauma with the loss of both legs to diabetes, Lowery said. He had been on medication for post-traumatic stress disorder, anxiety and depression up until two weeks before the shooting, Lowery said. “That doesn’t mean that’s an excuse to go shoot somebody, but it certainly does give us some insight into why a man might be troubled,” Lowery said. Judge Michael Spaan told Pirtle he was lucky he didn’t get shot in the chaos he created. “You had people reaching for shotguns. You had police officers asking for guns,” Spaan said. “This was horrible, but it could have been a lot worse. It was a very crowded store, a very public place.”

help, shoots self SEATTLE (AP) — A Snohomish County Sheriff’s spokeswoman says a 24-year-old woman asked people at a Home Depot parking lot to help her unjam a gun. When deputies arrived, she shot herself in the head. Spokeswoman Shari Ireton says the woman was transported to Harborview Medical Center. Her condition was not immediately known Saturday. Ireton says that after the woman asked strangers to help her unjam the weapon, a 911 call was placed. Deputies found her parked in a loading zone. When she saw the deputy, she put the gun to the side of her head and fired.

A-12 Peninsula Clarion, Sunday, March 30, 2014

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Kenai/ Soldotna 38/12 Seward 42/24 Homer 38/22

Precipitation

From the Peninsula Clarion in Kenai

24 hours through 4 p.m. yest. 0.00" Month to date ........................... 0.28" Normal month to date ............. 0.61" Year to date .............................. 2.63" Normal year to date ................. 2.45" Record today ................. 0.37" (2001) Record for March .......... 3.18" (1963) Record for year ............ 27.09" (1963) Snowfall 24 hours through 4 p.m. yest. .. 0.0" Month to date ............................. 0.9" Season to date ......................... 42.2"

Anchorage 39/20

Bethel 27/7

Valdez Kenai/ 40/19 Soldotna Homer

Dillingham 30/16

Juneau 46/21

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Kodiak 40/26

Sitka 45/32

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Cold Bay 39/31

Ketchikan 51/33

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Rain will wet the mid-Atlantic and New England today with snow and ice threatening travel across northern New England. Warmer air will extend from the southern Plains to the Midwest, while the Rockies are stormy.

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Brown Bears get swept in Fairbanks Kenai River needs a regulation loss by Coulee Region today in order to make playoffs By JEFF HELMINIAK Peninsula Clarion

After missing out on two chances to clinch a playoff berth with losses in Fairbanks on Friday and Saturday, the Kenai River Brown Bears are now left to hope the Minnesota Magicians can clinch them a spot in the postseason. The Bears finish their regular season with a record of 28-24-8, currently good for fourth place in the North American Hockey League West Division. But the Coulee Region (Wis.) Chill are just one point behind the Bears and own the tiebreaker. The Chill conclude their regular

season by hosting the Minnesota Magicians at 2 p.m. ADT today. A win or an overtime loss for the Chill ends Kenai River’s season. Coulee Region has lost six straight games, but is at home and is 7-4 this season against the Magicians. “We don’t have any control over it,” Kenai River head coach Geoff Beauparlant said. “If we’re fortunate enough to make the playoffs tomorrow evening we’ll get back on our horse and we’ll be fortunate to get a second breath of air.” If there is one team that will be responsible for the nail-biting going on Sunday, it is the Ice Dogs. With the 5-1 loss Friday and the 7-3 loss Satur-

day, the Bears ended the season with just three wins in 16 tries against Fairbanks. If Kenai River does make the playoffs, the first-round opponent will be the Ice Dogs. The Bears had 10 points in seven games coming into the weekend series, but Fairbanks, which has clinched the league’s best record, responded before a pair of sellout crowds of 2,242 after yielding three points in two games to the Bears last weekend. Saturday, Fairbanks jumped to a 3-0 lead with goals by Lonnie Clary and Ethan Somoza in the first period and a goal by Clary in the second period.

“We came out flat,” Beauparlant said. “The first couple of shifts were good, but that was it.” With 16:54 left in the second period, Conor Deal made it 4-1 on assists from Zack Zulkanycz and Jacob Wolter, but just 21 seconds later Kyle Lee scored on a wraparound to chase goalie Kris Oldham, who had nine saves on 13 shots. “It didn’t seem like Kris was fully focused, and he should have stopped the wraparound, especially after we score and made it 3-1 and had some momentum,” Beauparlant said. “At the same time, it was partly because we weren’t grasping that we have to play with more intensity.

“There’s five players in front of him, as well.” The move sparked goals by Deal, assisted by Ben Campbell and Zulkanycz, and Davidson, assisted by Jack Gessert and RJ Salvato, to make it 4-3 with 5:48 left in the second. Then Fairbanks got a power play on a call Beauparlant said he disagreed with. The Kenai River coach then said he felt the Bears should have gotten a power play on a play that resulted in a Duggie Lagrone goal with 58 seconds left in the second period. “I thought all the momentum we felt we had was taken away by some questionable decisions,” Beauparlant See BEARS, page B-3

Photo by Rashah McChesney/Peninsula Clarion

Chase Logan squats 385 pounds during a Speed, Strength and Training competition Thursday at Nikiski High School in Nikiski.

The strong survive SST showcases improvement of local athletes

K By JOEY KLECKA Peninsula Clarion

The Speed, Strength and Training competition held on a biannual basis is not for the faint of heart. Even the energy and exuberance of a high school athlete can be broken by the struggle to reach or break an observed record with a packed gym of onlookers. On Thursday night at Nikiski High School, Skyview coach Eric Pomerleau summed up the final event — the “Fight Gone Bad” competition — perfectly when addressing the 23 entrants before the start. “Who here has never done this before?” Pomerleau asked, to which a few hands went up. “Good luck!” Four schools compete for

‘When I start, I can’t be jacked up like everybody else. I have to be focused, because it’s a fight against yourself, not anybody else.’ — Justice English, talking about Fight Gone Bad the title of SST champion, with the winners getting bragging rights and the privilege of taking home the traveling trophy. Kenai Central retained its title after winning it back in October. The Kards amassed 221 points, 85 more than runner-up Skyview. Host Nikiski finished third with 112 points and Homer — a new entrant — took fourth with 18. Nine of 16 event records

were either broken or tied Thursday, pointing to the success of the SST curriculum. However, no new high marks were set in the most anticipated event, the Fight Gone Bad. “It’s all mental,” said Kenai senior Justice English. English defended her FGB crown from last year, in which Photo by Rashah McChesney/Peninsula Clarion she totaled a record 525 total Katie Costello, senior, attemps to squat 300 pounds Thursday during Speed, Strength and repetitions. See STRONG, page B-4 Training compeition at Nikiski High School. Costello said her max weight was 335.

Alaska rules ulu count at Games

Gators, Badgers reach Final Four By The Associated Press

MEMPHIS, Tenn. — First yet again this season, the Florida Gators want more. Much more. Try a national championship. Scottie Wilbekin scored 23 points and Florida became the first team to advance to the Final Four with a 62-52 win Saturday night over the 11th-seeded Dayton Flyers in the South Region final. The Gators reached their fifth Final Four after losing at this point in each of the past three NCAA tournaments. This time, they came in as the country’s top-ranked team and the overall No. 1 seed. Florida won its 30th straight game and improved to 36-2, topping the 35 wins by the 2007 national championship squad. “I couldn’t be prouder and happier,” Florida coach Billy Donovan said after being drenched with water in the Gators’ locker room. “In a lot of ways, outside the Michigan game, we were close to being in three out of four Final Fours right now, and that says a lot about these guys.

But I think those experiences maybe helped us be a better team this year than maybe we would have if we’d have gotten to a couple of ones earlier.” Patric Young scored 12 points, and Michael Frazier II added 10 for Florida. The Gators will play either UConn or Michigan State in Arlington, Texas, in the national semifinal. The celebration was a bit muted because a regional title isn’t the Gators’ end goal. “There’s more hunger within us, within this whole team to keep going,” Young said. Dyshawn Pierre led the Flyers with 18 points, including the final 11 for Dayton (26-11). Devin Oliver added 12 points. Dayton came in trying to become only the fourth 11 seed to advance to the Final Four. The Flyers had upset Ohio State and Syracuse in reaching their first regional final since 1984. They missed their second Final Four and first since 1967 as Florida held them to their lowest scorAP Photo/John Bazemore ing game this season. Florida center Patric Young (4) watches his shot as Dayton forCoach Archie Miller compli- ward Dyshawn Pierre (21) falls to the floor during the second mented the Gators, saying that half in a regional final game at the NCAA college basketball See FOUR, Page B-3 tournament Saturday in Memphis, Tenn. C

Kenai Peninsula athletes play major role in hockey sweep By JEFF HELMINIAK Peninsula Clarion

Team Alaska, made up of over 400 athletes, coaches and volunteers, won the most ulus at the Arctic Winter Games held from March 15 to 22 in Fairbanks. Alaska hauled in 190 ulus, including 67 gold. Yamal was next with 134 ulus. And the 28 coaches and volunteers from the Kenai Peninsula were in the midst of that effort, including taking center stage in Alaska sweeping the three gold ulus in hockey for the first time. The Alaska bantam boys and junior girls already had wrapped up gold ulus when the midget boys went for gold on March 22. The game turned out to be a storybook ending for assistant coach Terry Eubank of Kenai and Kenai Central junior Jake Eubank and senior Trevor Wagoner.

It didn’t look that way heading into the third period, when Northwest Territories had a 4-1 lead. Alaska cut the gap to 4-3, then with about a minute and a half left, Eubank threw the puck to the front of the net and it went in. But the puck went in off teammate Stoshie Skorulski’s skate, so it was waived off. Eubank said having the tying goal waived off so late in the game didn’t cause his confidence to waiver. “I was too worried, because that was about 20 seconds after (Camron) Walker scored to make it 4-3,” Eubank said. “I knew we’d get more chances, but I didn’t know if we’d score.” With 38.7 seconds left, Eubank threw a puck at the net after Tanner Schachle had dug it out of the corner. It went through the goalie’s legs to tie the game. Alaska then took a penalty See GAMES, page B-4

B-2 Peninsula Clarion, Sunday, March 30, 2014

Sixers top Pistons to finally snap skid By The Associated Press

PHILADELPHIA — The Philadelphia 76ers snapped their NBA record-tying, 26-game losing streak, routing the Detroit Pistons 123-98 on Saturday night to avoid establishing the longest skid in U.S. major pro sports history. Michael Carter-Williams and Thaddeus Young each scored 21 points for the 76ers, who won for the first time in exactly two months and did it with surprising ease, leading by as much as 32 points. They also ended an 18game home losing streak, which was one shy of another NBA record. Beaten badly a number of times during their skid, the 76ers got to experience life on the other side, ringing up a season-high 70 points in the first half. Their 26 straight losses equaled the 2010-11 Cleveland Cavaliers and also the NFL’s Tampa Bay Buccaneers, who dropped 26 straight from Sept. 12, 1976-Dec. 4, 1977. Henry Sims added 16 points for the Sixers, who hadn’t won before their

home crowd since beating Charlotte on Jan. 15. Fans were into it from the start and grew louder throughout, standing and cheering for the final 45 seconds. Greg Monroe had 20 points and 10 rebounds for the Pistons, who lost for the 11th time in 13 games. CLIPPERS 118, ROCKETS 107 HOUSTON — Chris Paul had 30 points and 12 assists, Jamal Crawford added 22 points and Los Angeles clinched its franchise-record third straight playoff appearance by stopping Houston’s five game winning streak. Houston was without injured starters Dwight Howard and Pat Beverley. It wasn’t all good for Los Angeles. Blake Griffin left in the first quarter with back spasms and didn’t return, and Glen Davis missed the second half for disciplinary reasons after throwing a temper tantrum in the second quarter. James Harden led the Rockets with 32 points, and Chandler Parsons had 28. DeAndre Jordan added 20 points with 12 rebounds for the Clippers, who are third in

the Western Conference.

SPURS 96, PELICANS 80 SAN ANTONIO — Marco Belinelli scored 18 points and San Antonio never trailed after its opening possession to extend its winning streak to 17 games with the win over New Orleans. Kawhi Leonard and Manu Ginobili scored 15 points each, Patty Mills added 13 and Tim Duncan had 12 points and eight rebounds. San Antonio (57-16) extended its lead to 3½ games over Oklahoma City (53-19) for the league’s best record. Reserve guard Brian Roberts had 18 points to lead New Orleans (32-41), which had its five-game winning streak snapped. Austin Rivers added 16 points, Tyreke Evans had 11 points and Al-Farouq Aminu had eight points and 10 rebounds. New Orleans was without Anthony Davis, its leading scorer and rebounder. Davis is day to day after injuring his left ankle 4 minutes into the Pelicans’ victory over Utah on Friday night.

25 points, Drew Gooden had 16, and Washington inched closer to its first playoff spot since 2008 with a win over freefalling Atlanta. Washington entered the game needing a win and a loss by the New York Knicks on Sunday to make the playoffs. Wall scored 13 points in the last 7:16 of the third quarter and the Wizards finally escaped the pesky Hawks, who have lost six straight and 20 of 26. Jeff Teague scored 19 points and Paul Millsap 17 for Atlanta. Washington followed up a 13-point win over Eastern Conference leader Indiana on Friday with a win over the Hawks, who lead the Knicks by 1½ games for the final playoff berth in the East.

MAVERICKS 103, KINGS 100

DALLAS — Dirk Nowitzki scored 19 points and Dallas avoided a potentially serious blow to its playoff hopes by rallying in the fourth quarter to beat Sacramento. The Mavericks blew a 17-point lead and trailed by five in the fourth quarter before recovering for their 20th straight regular-season win at home against SacraWIZARDS 101, HAWKS 97 mento, the longest against any opponent in WASHINGTON — John Wall scored franchise history.

Bruins clinch division crown the playoffs, beating Winnipeg for its sixth straight victory. Trevor Lewis and Tyler Toffoli also scored for the Kings, who haven’t lost since March 17. Marian Gaborik and Willie Mitchell had two assists apiece as Los AnWILD 3, COYOTES 1 geles took a 3-0 lead in the first GLENDALE, Ariz. — Zach period and cruised to its 14th win Parise scored two of Minnesota’s in 17 games. three third-period goals and the Wild rallied to beat Phoenix in a BLUE JACKETS 3, game with playoff implications. HURRICANES 2, OT Phoenix nursed a 1-0 through RALEIGH, N.C. — Ryan Jotwo periods on Mikkel Boedker’s early power-play goal, but the Coy- hansen scored a power-play goal at 2:40 of overtime and Columbus otes went 24:28 without a shot. Parise tied it from the top of the beat Carolina to earn two points circle off a face off 8:03 into the in its push for the second playoff final period, then Jared Spurgeon berth in club history and first since scored on a slap shot from the top 2009. Artem Anisimov had a goal AVALANCHE 3, SHARKS 2 of the right circle with 7:03 to play and Parise added an empty-net and an assist and Matt Calvert also DENVER — Semyon Varlam- goal in the final minute. scored for the Blue Jackets ov had a season-high 47 saves and Colorado clinched its first playoff RED WINGS 4, STARS 4, BLUES 2 berth in four years by beating San MAPLE LEAFS 2 Jose. ST. LOUIS — Colton Sceviour TORONTO — Darren Helm Center John Mitchell had a goal and an assist for the Avalanche, had a hat trick and Detroit sent got the first two goals for Dallas who moved past Chicago into sec- Toronto to its eighth consecutive and Antoine Roussel scored on a ond place in the Central Division regulation loss, the Maple Leafs’ breakaway in the third period to secure the victory over St. Louis. with 100 points in what might have first such streak since 1985. Cody Eakin had a goal and asThe Maple Leafs have 80 points been a costly victory. sist and Kari Lehtonen was strong Center Matt Duchene injured with just six games remaining and his knee injury on the opening might have to run the table to give in net for the Stars, who have won shift Saturday when he collided themselves a legitimate shot at a four of five in pursuit of a Western with teammate Jamie McGinn near second straight playoff appear- Conference playoff spot. the Sharks’ blue line. He fell to the ance. They have two fewer games left ice and then gingerly skated to the ISLANDERS 2, than the Red Wings (82 points), the bench. DEVILS 1, SO Columbus Blue Jackets (82 points) UNIONDALE, N.Y. — Frans and the Washington Capitals (80 DUCKS 5, CANUCKS 1 points) in the Eastern Conference. Nielsen scored in the second period and then added a goal in the VANCOUVER, British Columbia — Corey Perry and Saku KINGS 4, JETS 2 Koivu each had a goal and an asLOS ANGELES — Anze Kopisist and Frederik Andersen made 31 saves to help Anaheim defeat tar scored two goals in the first period, Jonathan Quick made 24 saves, Vancouver. Luca Sbisa, Matt Beleskey and and Los Angeles kept rolling toward

By The Associated Press

WASHINGTON — Carl Soderberg and Jarome Iginla scored 41 seconds apart in the second period to break open a close game, and the Boston Bruins clinched the Atlantic Division title Saturday with a 4-2 win over the Washington Capitals. Iginla scored twice to reach the 30-goal mark, and Patrice Bergeron added a goal as the Bruins won for the 14th time in 15 games. Chad Johnson made 31 saves, and he and Tuukka Rask have combined to allow only 13 goals over 11 games.

Mathieu Perreault also scored for Anaheim, while Andrew Cogliano and Daniel Winnik added two assists as the Ducks moved into first place in the Pacific Division.

shootout to lift New York over playoff-hopeful New Jersey. Nielsen scored in the first round, and Brock Nelson added a goal in the second against New Jersey’s Cory Schneider to hand the Devils their 14th straight shootout loss — 0-10 this season. Anders Nilsson turned aside Adam Henrique, who scored in regulation, and Patrik Elias to win it.

CANADIENS 4, PANTHERS 1 SUNRISE, Fla. — Max Pacioretty had two goals and an assist to help Montreal extend its winning streak to five games with the win over Florida. Thomas Vanek added a goal and an assist for Montreal and Carey Price made 36 saves. David Desharnais had an empty-net goal. Pacioretty’s second goal put the Canadiens ahead 3-0 in the second period. Pacioretty camped at edge of the crease and tipped in a pass from Desharnais at 14:00 for his 35th of the season, a career high. Pacioretty has 11 points in his past 10 games.

LIGHTNING 4, SABRES 3, OT BUFFALO, N.Y. — Steven Stamkos scored two goals, including the winner in overtime, and Tampa Bay beat Buffalo to remain two points behind Montreal for second place in the Atlantic Division.

Dallas (44-30) is in a virtual tie with Memphis (43-29) for eighth place in the Western Conference, a half-game behind Phoenix. The Mavericks have eight games left and finish the regular season at the Grizzlies. Rudy Gay scored 30 for the Kings. Monta Ellis had 17 points and six assists, and Sam Dalembert added 15 as Dallas avoided a second loss to a West also-ran on a franchise-record eightgame home stand that ends Tuesday night against Golden State.

HEAT 88, BUCKS 67 MILWAUKEE — Chris Bosh scored 14 points, LeBron James had 13, and short-handed Miami wrapped up its threegame trip through the Midwest with a victory over Milwaukee. James Jones added 10 for Miami in place of star guard Dwyane Wade, sidelined a second straight game with a sore hamstring. The Heat also played without Ray Allen and Mario Chalmers. It didn’t matter against the team with the NBA’s worst record. The Heat led 46-29 at halftime and held the Bucks to a season low for points in a half and in a game.

Angels’ Trout cashes in GREG BEACHAM AP Sports Writer

ANAHEIM, Calif. — Mike Trout gave a big wave when he bounded onto the stage at the Los Angeles Angels’ fan fiesta Saturday, a plaid dress shirt tucked underneath his red No. 27 jersey. The crowd responded with wild cheers and “M-VP!” chants for the best young player in baseball. Trout is beloved at the Big A, and now he can stay under that comfortable halo for at least another seven years. The 22-year-old center fielder formalized his new six-year, $144.5 million deal shortly before the Angels’ final exhibition game, committing to the club through 2020. “I love it here,” said Trout, who makes $1 million this season. “I think it’s the best opportunity for me to be here, and over the next seven years, it’s going to be a big jump in my life.”

Trout had no problem giving up a few years of freeagent freedom in exchange for lifelong financial security and a chance to keep playing in sunny Orange County for a wealthy franchise capable of winning World Series. He praised Angels owner Arte Moreno for giving the club every chance to succeed despite its current four-year absence from the postseason. Trout gets $2 million of his $5 million signing bonus within 30 days of the contract’s approval, and the rest by Oct. 15. His salaries are $5.25 million in 2015, $15.25 million in 2016, $19.25 million in 2017 and $33.25 million in each of the final three seasons. “When the owner comes out and puts up these big numbers, like $33 million, it’s hard to turn down,” Trout said. “For security as well, obviously, you never know what could happen. You could get hurt during the season. You never know.”

Peninsula Clarion, Sunday, March 30, 2014

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said. In the third, Fairbanks goalie Patrick Munson blanked the Bears and Jacob Hetz and Ross Olsson polished off the victory with late goals. “In the third, we had our opportunities, we just didn’t capitalize,” Beauparlant said. But the coach said the loss wasn’t as much about missed opportunities in the third or calls in the second as it was about the slow start. “I’m proud of the last 40 minutes,” the coach said. “When you spot a team like Fairbanks two goals of three goals, especially on the road, it’s not easy to overcome.” Before the game, Alec Butcher clinched the NAHL scoring title. He finished with 66 points on 24 goals and 42 assists, while Jay Dickman of the Austin (Minn.) Bruins had 64. “He’d be the first to trade that for a playoff spot tomorrow,” Beauparlant said. “It’s a huge accomplishment for Alec, the organization and the 23 guys that helped him get there. “I don’t think too many people said a Brown Bears player would win the scoring title with so many good players in the league this year. Kudos to Alec and the club for helping him reach that goal.” Friday, Beauparlant said the Bears had the better of the chances early in the game, and not capitalizing came back to haunt them. “We had chances,” Beauparlant said. “We had two power plays, two breakaways and a couple two-on-ones. “If we capitalize on those, it’s a completely different story.” Beauparlant said the momentum turned on a powerplay goal by Brett Gervais with 9 minutes, 47 seconds, left in the first period. The Kenai River coach said Fairbanks had the better of the chances from that point forward. Tayler Munson had the lone goal of the second period to put the Dogs up 2-0. Beauparlant said Fairbanks goalie Kevin Aldridge had two big saves in a 3-on-2 rush late in the second period. “That really could have changed the momentum go-

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just being on the floor with Florida gave Dayton a “bigtime feeling.” “It’s always hard to lose the last game of the season, but in the back of my mind, I’m not sure a team in the nation captured more people’s hearts than these guys did, and they did it the right way,” Miller said. The Flyers hit one more field goal than Florida (19-18), but the Gators outrebounded them 37-26. They also had a massive edge at the free throw line (21 of 28) to (6 of 8). Florida finished the first half on a 15-1 run to take the lead for good, going up 38-24. The Flyers opened the second half with two quick 3s to pull within eight, only to watch the Gators push their lead to 17 with 11:35 left on a layup by Young. The Flyers kept coming but couldn’t get closer than eight in the second half, the last at 5850. The Gators went cold down the stretch, once missing five shots on one possession with five offensive rebounds. Dayton missed chances to cut the lead as Oliver missed a 3-pointer with 2:07 left, then Scoochie Smith threw it away trying to pass out to Matt Kavanaugh. Miller said Pierre was completely exhausted late. “You can’t go to a guy eight times in a row and expect him to score every time, but he gave us a fighting chance,” Miller said. Then Wilbekin ended the Gators’ scoring drought at 4:39 with a pair of free throws, and he hit four of six at the line to finish the game. Dayton took over the FedExForum so thoroughly that the Gators were booed when they came out for warm-ups and pre-game introductions. Miller tried to use his deep bench, using 11 Flyers at least 5 minutes trying to wear out the Gators with sheer numbers. Donovan nearly matched Dayton by go-

ing into the third,” Beauparlant said. The Ice Dogs kept rolling with goals by Clary and Johnny Mueller in the first 1:15 of the third. “That was the backbreaker,” Beauparlant said. “I give the guys credit. They didn’t fold like they did a month and a half ago.” Nathan Colwell, on assists from Zulkanycz and Christian Luiten, scored with 15:47 left, but the second power-play goal of the game by Gervais sewed things up with 4:49 to play. Beauparlant said Colwell came back with a good game after sitting last weekend. “The consistency wasn’t there in the execution, the physical play and the compete level,” Beauparlant said, adding it was nice to see 15 to 20 people make the trip north to support the Bears. “When you don’t have that, a team like Fairbanks is going to capitalize when you give them the opportunities we gave them.” Zach Quinn had 23 saves for the Bears, while Kevin Aldridge had 27 saves for Fairbanks. Friday Ice Dogs 5, Brown Bears 1 Kenai River Fairbanks

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First period — 1. Fairbanks, Gervais (Clary, Lagrone), pp, 10:13. Penalties — Kenai River 1 for 2:00; Fairbanks 2 for 4:00. Second period — 2. Fairbanks, Munson (Burgess), 17:21. Penalties — Kenai River 1 for 2:00. Third period — 3. Fairbanks, Clary (Vedel, Gervais), 1:06; 4. Fairbanks, Mueller (Olsson), 1:15; 5. Kenai River, Colwell (Zulkanycz, Luiten), 4:13; 6. Fairbanks, Gervais (Vedel, Bushey), 15:11. Penalties — Kenai River 2 for 7:00; Fairbanks 2 for 7:00. Shots on goal — Kenai River 7-12-9—28; Fairbanks 7-13-8—28. Goalies — Kenai River, Quinn (28 shots, 23 saves); Fairbanks, Aldridge (28 shots, 27 saves). Power plays — Kenai River 0 for 3; Fairbanks 2 for 3. Saturday Ice Dogs 7, Brown Bears 3 Kenai River Fairbanks

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First period — 1. Fairbanks, Clary (Gervais, Vedel), 5:03; 2. Fairbanks, Somoza (Wolter), 16:02. Penalties — Fairbanks 1 for 2:00. Second period — 3. Fairbanks, Clary (Olsson, Rose), 2:02; 4. Kenai River, Deal (Zulkanycz, Wolter), 3:06; 5. Fairbanks, Lee (Somoza, Wolter), 3:27; 6. Kenai River, Deal (Campbell, Zulkanycz), 8:44; 7. Kenai River, Davidson (Gessert, Salvato), 14:12; 8. Fairbanks, Lagrone (Wolter, Gorowsky), 19:02. Penalties — Kenai River 3 for 6:00; Fairbanks 1 for 2:00. Third period — 9. Fairbanks, Hetz (Olsson), 17:28; 10. Fairbanks, Olsson (Vedel, Hetz), en, 19:55. Shots on goal — Kenai River 4-13-16—33; Fairbanks 11-13-8—32. Goalies — Kenai River, Oldham (13 shots, 9 saves); Quinn (18 shots, 16 saves); Fairbanks, Munson (33 shots, 30 saves). Power plays — Kenai River 0 for 3; Fairbanks 0 for 4.

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Scoreboard Hockey NHL Standings EASTERN CONFERENCE Atlantic Division GP W L y-Boston 74 51 17 Montreal 76 43 26 Tampa Bay 74 41 24 Detroit 74 34 26 Toronto 76 36 32 Ottawa 73 30 29 Florida 75 27 40 Buffalo 74 20 45 Metropolitan Division x-Pittsburgh 74 47 22 N.Y. Rangers 75 41 30 Philadelphia 73 39 27 Columbus 74 38 30 Washington 74 34 28 New Jersey 74 31 28 Carolina 74 32 32 N.Y. Islanders 74 29 35

OT Pts GF GA 6 108 237 155 7 93 199 189 9 91 221 198 14 82 199 211 8 80 220 239 14 74 210 246 8 62 179 244 9 49 142 222 5 99 228 184 4 86 200 183 7 85 210 206 6 82 208 200 12 80 214 222 15 77 178 192 10 74 186 208 10 68 206 247

WESTERN CONFERENCE Central Division x-St. Louis 74 50 17 7 107 240 168 x-Colorado 74 47 21 6 100 227 202 x-Chicago 75 42 18 15 99 247 196 Minnesota 75 38 26 11 87 186 189 Dallas 74 36 27 11 83 214 212 Nashville 75 32 32 11 75 186 226 Winnipeg 75 33 33 9 75 208 220 Pacific Division x-Anaheim 74 48 18 8 104 239 187 x-San Jose 76 47 20 9 103 232 184 Los Angeles 75 44 25 6 94 189 159 Phoenix 75 36 27 12 84 206 212 Vancouver 76 34 31 11 79 184 206 Calgary 74 31 36 7 69 189 217 Edmonton 74 26 39 9 61 184 244 NOTE: Two points for a win, one point for overtime loss. x-clinched playoff spot y-clinched division Friday’s Games Philadelphia 4, Toronto 2 Pittsburgh 2, Columbus 1 Ottawa 5, Chicago 3 Dallas 7, Nashville 3 Calgary 4, N.Y. Rangers 3 Edmonton 4, Anaheim 3, OT Saturday’s Games N.Y. Islanders 2, New Jersey 1, SO Boston 4, Washington 2 Colorado 3, San Jose 2 Tampa Bay 4, Buffalo 3, OT Detroit 4, Toronto 2 Montreal 4, Florida 1 Columbus 3, Carolina 2, OT Dallas 4, St. Louis 2 Minnesota 3, Phoenix 1 Anaheim 5, Vancouver 1 Los Angeles 4, Winnipeg 2 Sunday’s Games Boston at Philadelphia, 8:30 a.m. Calgary at Ottawa, 1 p.m. Tampa Bay at Detroit, 1 p.m. Chicago at Pittsburgh, 3:30 p.m. Washington at Nashville, 4 p.m. N.Y. Rangers at Edmonton, 4 p.m. All Times ADT

NCAA Tourney NORTHEAST REGIONAL First Round Saturday, March 29 Boston College 6, Denver 2 UMass-Lowell 2, Minnesota State-Mankato 1 Championship Sunday, March 30 Boston College (27-7-4) vs. UMass-Lowell (26-10-4), 1 p.m. EAST REGIONAL First Round Friday, March 28 Union (N.Y.) 5, Vermont 2 Providence 4, Quinnipiac 0 Championship Saturday, March 29 Union (N.Y.) 3, Providence 1

MIDWEST REGIONAL First Round Friday, March 28 Ferris State 1, Colgate 0 North Dakota 5, Wisconsin 2 Championship Saturday, March 29 North Dakota 2, Ferris State 1, 2OT WEST REGIONAL First Round Saturday, March 29 Minnesota 7, Robert Morris 3 St. Cloud State 4, Notre Dame 3, OT Championship Sunday, March 30 Minnesota (26-6-6) vs. St. Cloud State (22-10-5), 3:30 p.m. FROZEN FOUR Semifinals Thursday, April 10 Northeast champion vs. Union (N.Y.) (30-6-4) North Dakota (25-13-3) vs. West champion All Times ADT

Basketball NCAA Tournament EAST REGIONAL Regional Semifinals At Madison Square Garden New York Friday, March 28 UConn 81, Iowa State 76 Michigan State 61, Virginia 59 Regional Championship Sunday, March 30 UConn (29-8) vs. Michigan State (29-8), 10:20 a.m. SOUTH REGIONAL Regional Semifinals At FedExForum Memphis, Tenn. Thursday, March 27 Dayton 82, Stanford 72 Florida 79, UCLA 68 Regional Championship Saturday, March 29 Florida 62, Dayton 52 MIDWEST REGIONAL Regional Semifinals At Lucas Oil Stadium Indianapolis Friday, March 28 Michigan 73, Tennessee 71 Kentucky 74, Louisville 69 Regional Championship Sunday, March 30 Michigan (28-8) vs. Kentucky (2710), 1:05 p.m. WEST REGIONAL Regional Semifinals At The Honda Center Anaheim, Calif. Thursday, March 27 Wisconsin 69, Baylor 52 Arizona 70, San Diego State 64 Regional Championship Saturday, March 29 Wisconsin 64, Arizona 63, OT FINAL FOUR At AT&T Stadium Arlington, Texas National Semifinals Saturday, April 5 East champion vs. Florida (36-2), TBA Midwest champion vs. Wisconsin (30-7), TBA All Times ADT

Women’s Tournament LINCOLN REGIONAL Regional Semifinals At Lincoln, Neb. Saturday, March 29

ing 10 deep himself. The Gators went cold for nearly 6 minutes between a dunk by Casey Prather with 11:55 left in the half and a baseline drive by Frazier with 6:00 to go. The Flyers scored eight straight when Smith’s 3 gave them their first lead of the game at 21-19 with 6:58 remaining. Kendall Pollard’s layup tied up Florida for the last time at 23, then Dorian Finney-Smith hit a free throw with 4:22 left putting the Gators ahead to stay. As Florida went on its run, Dayton missed its final five shots. Finney-Smith grabbed a rebound of a missed 3 by Frazier and threw the ball back out for the final shot of the half. Wilbekin then beat the buzzer with a 3-pointer that helped quiet the Flyers’ faithful for the first time all day. Wisconsin 64, Arizona 63, OT ANAHEIM, Calif. — Every big shot Wisconsin needed, Frank Kaminsky hit. The 7-footer carried Wisconsin to the Final Four with 28 points, including six in overtime, as the Badgers defeated Arizona in a physical West Region final Saturday night. Kaminsky had 11 rebounds and scored from inside and outside, including three 3-pointers, for the No. 2 seed Badgers (30-7). It’s Wisconsin’s first Final Four appearance since 2000, and first for 69-year-old coach Bo Ryan, who earned his 704th career victory. “We want a national championship now,” Kaminsky said. “We have made it to the opportunity to get there, so why not go get it?” Ryan had a long tradition of attending the Final Four as a spectator with his father, who died in August. “Today would have been my dad’s 90th birthday,” he said. “I just thought I’d throw that in.” Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers joined the locker room celebration, telling the Badgers he’d been following them all season. Kaminsky proved the only reliable scorer on a night when the rest of the Badgers disappeared offensively. Sam Dekker was 2 for 5, Ben Brust went 2 for 7, Traevon Jackson was 4 of 14 and Nigel Hayes was 2 of 8. C

UConn 70, BYU 51 Texas A&M 84, DePaul 65 Monday, March 31 Regional Championship UConn (37-0) vs. Texas A&M (278), 5:30 p.m. STANFORD REGIONAL Regional Semifinals At Stanford, Calif. Sunday, March 30 Stanford (31-3) vs. Penn State (24-7), 12:30 p.m. South Carolina (29-4) vs. North Carolina (26-9), 3 p.m. Regional Championship Tuesday, April 1 Semifinal winners, 5 p.m. NOTRE DAME REGIONAL Regional Semifinals At Notre Dame, Ind. Saturday, March 29 Baylor 90, Kentucky 72 Notre Dame 89, Oklahoma State 72 Regional Championship Monday, March 31 Baylor (32-4) vs. Notre Dame (350), 3:30 p.m. LOUISVILLE REGIONAL Regional Semifinals At Louisville, Ky. Sunday, March 30 Tennessee (29-5) vs. Maryland (26-6), 8 a.m. Louisville (32-4) vs. LSU (21-12), 10:30 a.m. Regional Championship Tuesday, April 1 Semifinal winners, 3 p.m. All Times ADT

Pct GB .569 — .535 2½ .411 11½ .319 18 .219 25½ .694 — .521 12½ .479 15½ .431 19 .288 29½ .712 — .556 11½ .392 23½ .356 26 .192 38

WESTERN CONFERENCE Southwest Division x-San Antonio 57 16 .781 Houston 49 23 .681 Memphis 43 29 .597 Dallas 44 30 .595 New Orleans 32 41 .438 Northwest Division x-Oklahoma City 53 19 .736 — Portland 47 27 .635 Minnesota 36 35 .507 Denver 32 41 .438 Utah 23 50 .315 Pacific Division L.A. Clippers 52 22 .703 Golden State 45 27 .625 Phoenix 44 29 .603 Sacramento 25 48 .342 L.A. Lakers 24 48 .333 x-clinched playoff spot y-clinched division

Soccer MLS Results Saturday’s Games Philadelphia 1, Montreal 1, tie D.C. United 2, Chicago 2, tie Sporting Kansas City 3, Colorado 2 Vancouver 2, Houston 1 FC Dallas 2, Portland 1 Real Salt Lake 3, Toronto FC 0 Columbus 2, Seattle FC 1 New England 2, San Jose 1 Sunday’s Games Chivas USA at New York, 11 a.m. All Times ADT

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NBA Standings EASTERN CONFERENCE Atlantic Division W L x-Toronto 41 31 Brooklyn 38 33 New York 30 43 Boston 23 49 Philadelphia 16 57 Southeast Division y-Miami 50 22 Washington 38 35 Charlotte 35 38 Atlanta 31 41 Orlando 21 52 Central Division y-Indiana 52 21 x-Chicago 40 32 Cleveland 29 45 Detroit 26 47 Milwaukee 14 59

Minnesota 143, L.A. Lakers 107 Oklahoma City 94, Sacramento 81 New Orleans 102, Utah 95 San Antonio 133, Denver 102 Phoenix 112, New York 88 Golden State 100, Memphis 93 Saturday’s Games Philadelphia 123, Detroit 98 L.A. Clippers 118, Houston 107 Washington 101, Atlanta 97 Dallas 103, Sacramento 100 Miami 88, Milwaukee 67 San Antonio 96, New Orleans 80 Sunday’s Games Utah at Oklahoma City, 11 a.m. Indiana at Cleveland, 11 a.m. Toronto at Orlando, 2 p.m. Minnesota at Brooklyn, 2 p.m. Chicago at Boston, 3 p.m. New York at Golden State, 5 p.m. Memphis at Portland, 5 p.m. Phoenix at L.A. Lakers, 5:30 p.m. All Times ADT

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Friday’s Games Orlando 110, Charlotte 105, OT Washington 91, Indiana 78 Toronto 105, Boston 103 Brooklyn 108, Cleveland 97 Miami 110, Detroit 78 Portland 91, Chicago 74

BASEBALL Major League Baseball MLB — Suspended Chicago White Sox minor league LHP Feny Arias (DSL-White Sox), Arizona minor league RHP Geremia Espinosa (DSL-Diamondbacks), and free agent minor league RHP Elou Jean 50 games apiece following their violations of the Minor League Drug Prevention and Treatment Program. American League BALTIMORE ORIOLES — Optioned RHP Kevin Gausman, LHP TJ McFarland and INF Jemile Weeks to Norfolk (IL). BOSTON RED SOX — Reassigned LHP Tommy Layne, RHP Brayan Villarreal, OF Corey Brown, and INF Mike McCoy to their minor league camp. Released RHP Francisco Cordero. MINNESOTA TWINS — Selected the contracts of INF/OF Jason Bartlett and OF Jason Kubel. Reassigned C Dan Rohlfing to their minor league camp. NEW YORK YANKKES — Optioned INF Eduardo Nunez, LHP Cesar Cabral and RHP Shane Greene to Scranton/Wilkes-Barre (IL). Reassigned INF Zelous Wheeler, OF Antoan Richardson, OF Adonis Garcia, RHP Matt Daley and C Jose Gil to their minor league camp. OAKLAND ATHLETICS — Optioned LHP Joe Savery, C Stephen Vogt, 3B Hiro Nakajima and INF Jake Elmore to Sacramento (PCL). Selected the contract of OF Sam Fuld from Sacramento. Designated OF Michael Taylor for assignment. Placed RHP Ryan Cook, RHP A.J. Griffin, RHP Fernando Rodriguez and OF Craig Gentry on the 15-day DL, retroactive to March 21. Reassigned OF Billy Burns to their minor league camp.

SEATTLE MARINERS — Placed RHP Hisashi Iwakuma, RHP Taijuan Walker and RHP Stephen Pryor on the 15-day DL, retroactive to March 21. TEXAS RANGERS — Assigned LHP Ryan Feierabend, RHP Justin Germano, RHP Colby Lewis, RHP Daniel McCutchen, C Chris Snyder, INF Kevin Kouzmanoff and INF Kensuke Tanaka to Round Rock (PCL), and RHP Nick Martinez to Frisco (Texas). National League ATLANTA BRAVES — Purchased the contracts of RHP Gus Schlosser and LHP Ian Thomas from Gwinett (IL). Recalled LHP Ryan Buchter from Gwinnett. Optioned RHP Ervin Santana to Gwinnett. Placed RHP Cory Gearrin on the 15-day DL, retroactive to March 26th. Transferred RHP Brandon Beachy and LHP Jonny Venters to the 60-day DL. CHICAGO CUBS — Designated RHP Alberto Cabrera for assignment. COLORADO ROCKIES — Placed RHP Jhoulys Chacin and LHP Boone Logan on the 15-day DL. LOS ANGELES DODGERS — Placed LHP Clayton Kershaw on the 15-day DL. PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES — Selected the contracts of OF Tony Gwynn Jr., LHP Mario Hollands and RHP Jeff Manship. Transferred RHP Miguel Alfredo Gonzalez from the 15- to the 60-day DL. Reassigned INF Reid Brignac and RHP Shawn Camp to Lehigh Valley (IL). PITTSBURGH PIRATES — Placed C Chris Stewart and LHP Jeff Locke on 15-day DL, retroactive to March 21. Selected the contract of INF Travis Ishikawa from Indianapolis (IL). Assigned LHP Andy Oliver outright to Indianapolis. Designated RHP Vin Mazzaro for assignment. SAN DIEGO PADRES — Selected the contract of INF-OF Xavier Nady. Placed OF Carlos Quentin, RHP Josh Johnson, RHP Casey Kelly, OF Cameron Maybin and RHP Joe Wieland on the 15-day DL. Optioned INF-OF Kyle Blanks to El Paso (PCL). SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS — Purchased the contract of RHP Juan Gutierrez and INF Brandon Hicks from Fresno (PCL). Reassigned OF Tyler Colvin to Fresno and RHP Derek Law to Richmond (SL). Placed LHP Jeremy Affeldt on the 15-day DL, retroactive to March 23 and INF Marco Scutaro to the 15-day DL, retroactive to March 21. Designated OF Roger Kieschnick for assignment. WASHINGTON NATIONALS — Placed RHP Doug Fister on the 15-day DL, retroactive to March 23. HOCKEY National Hockey League DALLAS STARS — Recalled and reassigned F Chris Mueller from/ to Texas (AHL). FLORIDA PANTHERS — Recalled G Scott Clemmensen from San Antonio (AHL). COLLEGE LOUISVILLE — Announced junior men’s basketball G Kevin Ware is transferring. NC STATE — Announced men’s sophomore basketball G Tyler Lewis is transferring. OHIO STATE — Announced senior men’s basketball F Anthony Lee is transferring to the school from Temple.

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Steffensen collects more hardware Kenai freshman gets AKMat’s Wrestler of the Year after posting undefeated season By JOEY KLECKA Peninsula Clarion

As if winning a state wrestling championship and state MVP wasn’t enough, Kenai Central’s Paul Steffensen has now added one more accolade — AKMat’s Wrestler of the Year. The 5-foot-5 freshman was presented with the honor during Kenai’s recent year-end awards banquet, becoming the first Kenai wrestler to take home the golden pan trophy that has been given out for over 10 years now. “It’s really cool,” Steffensen said by phone.

‘The thing I really liked about it was I think our Kenai kids realized how much they contributed. They made it to the next level. It’s not their thing, it’s a team thing.’ — Stan Steffensen, Kenai Central wrestling coach Steffensen, who displays a very humble personality, said he does not like to rank awards. But he did mention it’s among some of his top accomplishments.

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“When I start, I can’t be jacked up like everybody else,” English said. “I have to be focused, because it’s a fight against yourself, not anybody else.” The FGB consists of five separated stations spread across the length of the gym floor. They include box jumps, kettlebell swings, push press (lifting a 45-pound bar), ball slams, and wall balls (thrusting a heavy ball onto the wall). Each athlete must spend a minute at each station, and must make three laps of the gym. It adds up to 15 hard minutes of work. English didn’t come close to her 2013 record Thursday, only managing 475 reps, but it was good enough to beat Kenai teammate Beverley Schindler, who had 420. English admitted that she had not put in much recent training, which is easy to accept since she was vacationing in Hawaii. “But if I can see the person ahead of me or feel the person behind me, I don’t put it down first,” she said. English’s strategy was to stop about 10 seconds early on the kettlebells station, in order to rest up for her best station, the push press. “Push press is the one that you’re going to get the most reps with,” English said. “I wait until (the others) put it down first, take a couple more reps, then pick it up at the same time as they do, so I know I’m ahead.” Senior Travis Cooper, also from Kenai, won the boys junior-senior FGB, but it was awfully close. Cooper edged Skyview’s Bailey Blumentritt by a single rep — 567 to 566. Neither boy came close to the 616 reps that Nikiski’s Jesse Ross cranked out last year. “It’s pretty competitive, and I’m a pretty competitive person,” Cooper said. “Anytime I can beat someone, even just barely, it’s fun.” Cooper is an expert cross-country skier for the Kardinals, and said ski training has served him well for the FGB. “It’s a different kind of pain,” he said. “Skiing is more about your legs, and this involves your legs, arms, core, it’s everything.” Among the records that fell were Skyview’s Adam O’Guinn, whose squat performance of 445 pounds in the boys junior-senior division

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late in regulation, and Eubank and Wagoner helped kill the penalty off, with Wagoner nearly scoring shorthanded. The next shift, Eubank and Wagoner went out with Gabe Rankin. Rankin won a battle for the puck deep in the zone and slid it in front to Wagoner, who ended the game with a backhand with 6:41 left in overtime. “I thought it was a pretty fitting ending to all of the hockey stuff me and Trevor have been through,” Eubank said. “We’ve played together 13 years, and we’ve never won a state comp tournament. “We always lost, and exactly what happened with us winning happened to us three or four times when we lost. It was nice to have something fall the right way for us.” And even nicer that Terry Eubank, on the bench for so many of those tough losses, was there to see his son and Wagoner go out in style. “Jake and Trevor have played together since they were 4, and I coached them for many, many years,” Terry said. “It was bittersweet because it’s the last time I’m coaching to coach my kid, but I couldn’t write a better way to go out. “I’ll remember it forever.” The Eubanks are veterans of the games. Terry has been involved in the last five games as a parent, with Jake playing the last three and his oldest son, Dominick, playing the two before that. This is the second games at which Terry has coached, and he served as the finance chair for the host society when the games were held on the Kenai Peninsula in 2006. Terry said Fairbanks did a great job as host. “I personally think Fairbanks is the best sports town in Alaska,” Eubank said. “There’s just tremendous com-

“It’s up there, and it’s cool to be the first Kenai kid to get it,” he said. “It’s definitely a little tougher when you’re younger, but I don’t think age matters a whole lot (in the sport).”

The award is decided by local coaches and wrestling experts from around the state, and given to the top high school grappler. Paul’s father and coach Stan Steffensen said he and Paul were presented with the award just days before the Kenai banquet, but only had time to take a quick photo that was posted on the AKMat website. Once Paul was acknowledged as the wrestler of the year at the banquet, however, it made the moment all the more special. “It’s quite an honor,” Stan said. “The thing I really liked about it was

I think our Kenai kids realized how much they contributed. They made it to the next level. It’s not their thing, it’s a team thing.” Steffensen put together an unbeaten 36-0 season as a freshman and capped it off with a state championship at the 126-pound level — all with pins. “Coaches and wrestling people, they said Paul was the man,” Stan said. Even though the high school wrestling season is finished, Paul is still going strong, as he is competing at the USA freestyle tournament this weekend at Nikiski High School. Over 500 competitors are expected to wrestle.

‘It’s a different kind of pain. Skiing is more about your legs, and this involves your legs, arms, core, it’s everything.’ — Travis Cooper, talking about Fight Gone Bad

bettered the weight of 425 pounds that Nikiski’s Lincoln Johnson pulled from a year ago. Nikiski’s Katie Costello squatted 270 pounds in the girls junior-senior division, breaking the 245 she put up a year ago. Cipirana Castellano of Kenai shattered her own girls freshman-sophomore squat record from 2013, going from 225 pounds to 285. Castellano also broke the record in the girls clean event with a 170-pound effort, up from 125. In the girls clean, Skyview’s Cat Schoessler broke a tie she held with Nikiski’s Taylor Calderwood, upping the junior-senior girls record from 145 pounds to 165. In the boys junior-senior snatch event, Kenai’s Jace Baker tied Gabe Holley’s (Skyview) 2013 mark of 195 pounds. In the girls snatch event, Schoessler pulled 115 pounds to break the junior-senior mark. In the boys freshman-sophomore snatch event, Nikiski’s Luke Johnson tied his own record from a year ago with 165 pounds. In the girls freshman-sophomore snatch event, Kenai had two athletes break the old record — Lara Creighton and Alexis Baker with 105-pound efforts. Here are the winners from each event: Squat — 11-12 boys — Adam O’Guinn, Sky, 445 pounds (new record); 11-12 girls — Katie Costello, Nik, 270 pounds (new record); 9-10 boys — Michael Tilly, Ken, 350; 9-10 girls — Cipirana Castellano, Ken, 285 pounds (new record). Clean — 11-12 boys — Marcos Calix, Ken, 245 pounds; 11-12 girls — Cat Schoessler, Sky, 165 pounds (new record); 9-10 boys — Michael Tilly, Ken, 245 pounds; 9-10 girls — Cipirano Castellano, Ken, 170 pounds (new record). Snatch — 11-12 boys — Jace Baker, Ken, 195 pounds (tied record); 11-12 girls — Cat Schoessler, Sky, 115 pounds (new record); 9-10 boys — Luke Johnson, Nik, 165 pounds (tied record); 9-10 girls — Lara Creighton, Ken/Alexis Baker, Ken, 105 pounds (new record). FGB — 11-12 boys — Travis Cooper, Ken, 567 reps; 11-12 girls — Justice English, Ken, 475 reps; 9-10 boys — Dylan Broussard, Nik, 558 reps; 9-10 girls — Julieann Wilson, Ken, 363 reps.

munity support up there.” Most of the hockey was held at the Big Dipper Ice Arena, home ice of the Fairbanks Ice Dogs. Terry estimated that 700 people showed up for the gold ulu game. “I think it is the best rink in Alaska,” Eubank said. “It has what they call stadium seating, so the crowd is right down on the glass. “If you get 500 people in the Dipper, it’s a ton of energy. It’s just an old rink with a lot of character. It’s a great barn.” Jake, who got an ulu for the first time in three games, agrees. “When I scored to tie it, I’ve never been in such a loud place,” he said. “Then when Trevor scored, it was even louder.” Eubank finished the tournament with three goals and an assist, while Wagoner had a goal and two assists. Kenai Central teammates Dalton Dosko and Ross Hanson also were on the team, with Hanson notching four goals during the tournament. Homer’s Antony Kuzmin also had a goal and two assists. “Anton was easily the funniest kid on the trip,” Jake Eubank said. The midget squad was just 1-1-1 in the round robin, but in the last roundrobin game against Yukon, Alaska came back from a 5-1 deficit in the third period to forge a tie. Terry Eubank said coach Adam Powell challenged the team before that period, and the squad responded. “They stepped up and we scored five goals to actually take the lead at that point,” Terry Eubank said. “That’s when the kids came together and started playing.” Terry said he hopes the Eubanks aren’t done at the games yet, thanks to his daughter, Brenna. “My daughter plays hockey,” he said. “Hopefully she’ll be a junior female in a couple of years.” There also were Peninsula connections on the bantam squad that defeated Alberta North 5-1 for the gold ulu. The group was coached by Rick

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Raquelle Reynolds, senior at Kenai Central High School, lifts 200 pounds during a Speed, Strength and Training competition Thursday at Nikiski High School in Nikiski.

Pitta of Homer, with Jakeb O’Brien of Kenai and Robert Larson of Homer on the team. Pitta said he has coached at the Junior A and college levels, but this is the first time he coached at the games. “I played my college hockey at the University of Alaska Fairbanks,” Pitta said. “It sounded fun.” And it was fun. “Fairbanks did a phenomenal job,” Pitta said. “The whole city was on lockdown catering to the Arctic Winter Games.” As memorable as the times on the ice was hanging out at the elementary school where the team was staying. “There were probably 12 other teams there from all types of sports,” Pitta said. “Everyone walked around trading pins and talked sports despite any language barriers.” Pitta said he coached Larson in Homer this year and that the forward represented Homer well. He said he just met O’Brien, but that he made him one of the captains because he is a good player and a nice kid. Dene Games The Peninsula also played a major role in the seven golds, three silvers and five bronzes that Alaska received in Dene Games. Seward’s James Wardlow was a Dene Games coach, while Randy Standifer Jr. of Tyonek won gold in the junior male stick pull and bronze in the junior male finger pull and junior male pole push; Soldotna’s Christina Glenzel won gold in the junior female pole push and bronze in the junior female stick pull; Kenai’s Julianne Wilson won gold in the juvenile female pole push and silver in the juvenile female stick pull; and Ryan Glenzel won bronze in the junior male pole push. Christina Glenzel, a senior at Kenai Central, has now earned 12 medals in four games. “I just thought it was weird being in Alaska because I’m so used to it being in Canada,” Glenzel said. “I saw a lot C

of old friends and made a lot of new ones.” Glenzel said the gold medal in the pole push was gratifying. Teams of four use a 20-foot-long, 7-inch-round pole to try and push the other team out of a circle. The pole is not made of dried wood. The wood is freshly cut, and heavy. “It’s really heavy,” Glenzel said. “You have to rely on other people. You can’t get it off the ground yourself. “They save it for the last one because with injuries, you are wiped out after it.” Making matters worse, the push takes place in the snow, so footing is precarious. “I still have huge bruises up and down my arms,” Glenzel said. But it is events like pole push that may give Glenzel an opening to keep competing in the games. She is aging out of the junior category, but there is talk of eliminating the juvenile category in favor of an open category on the women’s side. It’s already been done on the men’s side. Amber Glenzel, Christina’s mom, said some events are dangerous for 12- to 15-year-old girls. “There were a couple of broken ribs in the pole push,” she said. Amber said her son, Ryan Glenzel, who won a couple fair play pins, will probably compete in the games in 2016 in Greenland, which warmed up for hosting by taking the coveted Hodgson Trophy for best overall sportsmanship at this games. Christina also may go as a coach. “They’re talking about making an open women’s division,” Amber Glenzel said. “If that’s the case, maybe her and I will compete in open women’s.”

ton. • Soldotna’s John Smithwick competed in junior male basketball and won a silver medal. The squad finished 4-0 in round robin and defeated Nunavut 79-78 to make the gold medal game, but then lost 88-77 to Northwest Territories. Smithwick had 21 points for the tournament. • Nikiski High School graduate Zach Hall served as coach for biathlon. The team got a gold, eight silvers and five bronzes. • Soldotna’s Andrea Krol won a bronze medal in juvenile female indoor soccer. Alaska lost to Alberta North 4-1 in the semifinals after going 2-2-1 in the round robin. Alaska then beat Yukon 2-1 for the bronze. Krol had one goal in the tourney. • Ninilchik’s Kelli Boonstra served as a snowshoeing coach, with her team getting four golds, four silvers and three bronzes. Her daughter, Riana, got two of those golds. She won the 2.5- and 5-kilometer juvenile female cross country events. • Jie Gao of Homer coached table tennis, with the team winning five bronzes. James Gao of Homer won bronze in juvenile male singles and bronze in juvenile male doubles. • Kenai’s Jason Diorec coached volleyball. Bailey Jones of Soldotna and Maxwell Dye of Kenai were on the junior male team. That squad finished 4-6 in the round robin, lost 3-0 in the semis to Alberta North and lost 3-2 in the bronze ulu game to Nunavut. Alaska volleyball did notch an ulu in junior female play, with Soldotna’s Cheyanne Laber helping the cause. The squad was 6-4 in the round robin, lost 3-0 to Alberta North in the semis, then beat Northwest Territories 3-0 in Peninsula athletes, coaches and the bronze ulu game. medalists • Seward’s David Lorring was a • Kenai’s Mekhai Rich competed in wrestling coach for the always domijunior male Arctic Sports. nant Alaska team. This games, the • Sterling’s Matthew Daugherty wrestlers came away with 20 golds competed in juvenile male badmin- and three silvers.

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f we didn’t know it before, the credit card bill from our spring break trip to Hawaii confirmed it: my family is a bunch of foodies. Indeed, while vacation planning for most people involves booking activities and scheduling day trips, my wife, kids and I spend the weeks leading up to a big trip poring over restaurant guides, picking out delectable-looking places to eat. The problem with delectable is that is frequently comes with a less-than-appealing price tag. That’s not always the case as every now and then you can find a holein-the-wall hidden gem, but most of the time, you pay a bit extra for a fancy meal. And the fact that my kids, who apparently have developed sophisticated palates, have graduated from the kids’ menu. Paying full fare for their table fare still gives me sticker shock. We weren’t always foodies. I still appreciate a good hot dog (and yes, I say that even knowing how they’re made). We have at least one box of mac and cheese in the pantry at any given time. My wife is perfectly content with brand-name coffee out of a can from the supermarket, and in our household, we drink wine out of a box, frequently in coffee mugs. I think our first steps down the gourmet path came during our first winter in Alaska, 15 years ago. We invited some friends over to watch the Super Bowl. Thinking football party-type food, I mixed up some canned chili and melted Velveeta cheese, with a bag of nacho chips for dipping. Stadium food at its finest, right? Our friends, however, had a different take on the whole meat and melted cheese thing, and showed up with baked Brie and pâté. While I may have snickered at their choice of football food, I had to admit that it was pretty good. Ever since then, our Super Bowl gatherings have taken on a gourmet flair. We make baked Brie almost every year, both as an homage and an inside joke. We’ve tried all kinds of other dishes as well. In fact, my kids say the food is the best part of football — they couldn’t care less about the game itself. We now cook some kind of outof-the-ordinary meal almost every week. Some of the dishes we’ve tried have become favorites and are cooked up on a regular basis; others have fallen into that “no one likes that except you” category to be saved for when “except you” is home by himself. And whenever we travel, culinary excursions are part of the itinerary. For our recent vacation, we kept it simple for breakfast and lunch — scrambled eggs at the rented condo for breakfast, peanut butter and jam for lunch (albeit strawberry-guava or pineapple jam). We definitely splurged on dinner though — fresh fish with exotic names, dishes created with flavor combinations you just won’t find at your local diner. Forget the beaches, clear blue water and gorgeous scenery — the food is what makes it paradise for us. But now that we’re home again, and the credit card bill has arrived, I’m starting to wonder if maybe we shouldn’t rethink this whole foodie thing. I think we’ll be paying off the bill for this trip right up until we head out for our next trip. They make gourmet canned chili and processed cheese products, don’t they? Reach Clarion editor Will Morrow at will.morrow@peninsulaclarion.com.

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Births Josh and Brooke Mastre of Soldotna announce the birth of their daughter, Danica Brynn Mastre, born Tuesday, March 18, at 10:19 p.m. at Central Peninsula Hospital. She weighed 6 pounds, 13.9 ounces and measured 19.75 inches. Her grandparents are Vern and Carol Koehn of Texhoma, Okla., and Jeff and Julie Mastre of Soldotna.

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Kenai Senior Center What’s happening at the Kenai Senior Center for the month of April 2014 (all activities are held at the Kenai Senior Center unless otherwise stated):

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Saner completes Army basic training

Private Trenton A. Saner

Soldotna Teen Center Donation On behalf of the Soldotna Elks Lodge, Exalted Ruler Larry Lawrence and Youth Activities committee member Bob Joy were pleased to present a check for $7,100 to the Soldotna Teen Center. Accepting the check is Heather Schloeman, Boys and Girls Club Executive Director. The local teens and staff members featured in this photo were thrilled to receive our donation as it will go towards equipment and supplies for the facility.

Share community information here Has a new addition to your family just arrived? Where in the world is your military person and what are they up to? Got a new graduate, dean’s list student or an award-receiving youth? Do you have a news event, activity or fundraiser you need to let the community know about? Send it to us! Email your community events to news@peninsulaclarion.com, fax it to 283-3299, drop it off at the Clarion office in Kenai at 150 Trading Bay Drive (Monday through Friday from 8 a.m. to 5 p.m.) or mail your information to us at P.O. Box 3009, Kenai AK 99611. Events, wedding, engagement and birth submissions may not be older than six months. Wedding anniversary announcements are printed in five-year increments beginning with the 20th. The Community page is a way to highlight activities and events that happen with a photo. If your group or organization has a photo of an event to share, submit the photo and the following information for print: Who took the photo, who’s in it, when and where it was taken, a brief description of what’s happening, and a name and phone number in case we have questions. Submissions are printed as space is available. For more information, call 335-1251.

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Private Trenton A. Saner, 18, of Kenai, graduated from the United States Army Basic Combat Training at Fort Leonard Wood, Mo., on November 22, 2013, completing ten weeks of training. Saner was then transferred to Fort Lee, Va., where he participated in fifteen weeks of Advanced Individual Training, graduating on March 12, 2014. He received his certification as a Type I and II Maintenance Technician and is qualified for recovery/recycling of refrigerant. Upon returning to Alaska he was assigned to 91 C. Equipment Repair for the Alaska Army National Guard. Saner is the son of Teresa Saner of Washington and Stan Saner and Shellie Saner of Kenai.

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Photo courtesy River City Cheer and Gymnastics

River City Cheer and Gymnastics of Soldotna won the Level 2 state title last weekend at the USA Gymnastics Alaska State Meet. Pictured are, back row, coaches Shannon Evarts and Cari Winger, and front row, gymnasts Katelynn Yoder, Karen Evarts, Katelyn Morrison, Kalee Vanderwall, and Milena Doyle.

Backyard Birch Tapping Ever wonder how to make Birch Syrup from our native birch trees? Cooperative Extension Service has a new publication out “Backyard Birch Tapping Basics” that is available for free on our website or by visiting our office. This new publication will answer the how, when, why and how much questions you might have as to how to make this sweet northern delight. Your local Cooperative Extension Service is your year round resource for a variety of topics, visit us today at: http://www.uaf.edu/ces/districts/kenai/ to find this publication and more or stop by and see us in the Doors and Windows Building on Kalifornsky Beach Road between 8:00 a.m. and 5:00 p.m. We are “Learning for Life”. Information submitted by Janice Chumley, UAF Cooperative Extension Service, Research Technician, Integrated Pest Management Technician, Kenai Peninsula District.

Scholarship fundraising dinner planned The Thelma McConnell Scholarship fundraising dinner will take place April 26. This is the 19th year the seniors in Nikiski have raised money for scholarships for Nikiski graduating senior high school students. Home-school students living in the Nikiski area are also able to apply for this award. Thelma McConnell was a Nikiski community member who cared about our students and helped many on their success in life. Her children dedicated her Homer Electric interests to begin this scholarship and the Seniors Citizens have held this event to support the kids of Nikiski since 1975. Tickets are $25 each or people may buy a table for all their fiends to enjoy this event together ($125 for a table of six, $175 for a table of eight). For more information, call 776-7654 C

• Tuesday, April 1 ~ April Fool’s Day Lunch @ noon This will be a regular lunch with no games or activities. • Each Wednesday through May 7~ Living Well Alaska Workshop from 1-3:30p call Center to register • Each Friday at 11a ~ Sing-along Time before lunch • Friday, April 4 ~ Breakup Hoedown Dance @ 6:30p Bring $5 & a finger food to share. Live music by Bull Don & the Moose Nuggets • Monday, April 7 ~ Carmel Corn Day @ 11:30a • Tuesday, April 8 ~ North Point Christian High School Choir from Grand Rapids MI @ Noon • Thursday, April 10 ~ National Golfer’s Day @ Noon- Come test your putting skills and try to win a prize. • Each Thursday, April 11-25 ~ Bluegrass Nights from 6:30-10p • Tuesday, April 15 ~ Town Hall Meeting with US Senator Mark Begich from 9:30a-10:30a • Tuesday, April 15 ~ Cookie Decorating Party @ 1p Come help Jessica with her senior civics project. • Wednesday, April 16 ~ Birthday Lunch • Friday, April 25 ~ Center WILL BE CLOSED! We will be preparing for out 5th Annual Meals on Wheels Pie Auction & Dinner beginning at 6p

serve service. A signup sheet will be available when you arrive at the KSC. No appointments and no age limits] • Council on Aging ~ Thursday, April 10 @ 4:30p • Kenai Senior Connection Board Meeting ~ Friday, April 18 @ 9:30a Community Meals are served Monday – Friday from 11:30 – 1p unless otherwise noted. Our mission at the Kenai Senior Center is to serve as a community focal point for senior services where adults 60+ come together to engage in opportunities for dignity and personal growth. Please call (907-283-4156) or stop by our facility (361 Senior Court, Kenai AK 99611) anytime during regular operating hours (8a4p) – Monday – Friday.

Soldotna Senior Center 197 W. Park Ave, phone: 2622322 Weekly Activities: Mondays: Art class 10-3, line dancing 10:30-11:30, clogging 11:30-noon, music at noon Tuesdays: Zumba dance 11:00, board games 1pm Wednesdays: Music at noon, craft shop 1pm Thursdays: Art class 10-3, blood pressures 11-12, shopping at Safeway 1pm Fridays: Music at noon

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MMA brain injury risk higher than boxing By MICHAEL VIRTANEN Associated Press

ALBANY, N.Y. — About onethird of professional mixed martial arts matches end in knockout or technical knockout, indicating a higher incidence of brain trauma than boxing or other martial arts, according to a new study in the American Journal of Sports Medicine. University of Toronto researchers examined records and videos from 844 Ultimate Fighting Championship bouts from 2006 to 2012 for the study published this month. They found that 108 matches or nearly 13 percent ended in knockouts. Another 179 matches, or 21 percent, ended in technical knockouts, usually after a combatant was hit in the head five to 10 times in the last 10 seconds before the fight was stopped. “We’re taking the premise with this that what you see on TV is one thing, but to kind of add scientific rigor to document it objectively,” said Michael Hutchison, co-author and director of the concussion program at the university’s MacIntosh Sports Medicine Clinic. With the technical knockouts, or TKOs, they reviewed videos and found “an increasing number of repetitive strikes to the head” dur-

ing the last 30 seconds of a match, he said. Professional mixed martial arts includes elements of wrestling, judo, boxing and kickboxing inside an enclosure with fighters wearing small, fingerless gloves and no headgear. Officials from UFC, the sport’s major brand, seeking approval to stage bouts in New York have argued that mixed martial arts has evolved over 20 years with many safety regulations to protect fighters, including mandatory suspensions after concussions. They say it’s safer than boxing, where fighters tend to take repeated blows from padded gloves, with no history of deaths or traumatic brain injuries sustained in the ring. Lawrence Epstein, chief operating officer of UFC, called the Toronto study “somewhat flawed” and said a forthcoming study by researchers who have enrolled nearly 400 active and retired fighters will provide better insight. “By partnering with the Cleveland Clinic, one of the world’s leading medical research institutions, on advanced studies aimed at not only preventing long-term brain injuries, but also identifying those predisposed to them, the UFC demonstrates true commitment to the safety of all professional athletes,” Epstein said.

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arch Madness is taking its toll on me. Aside from the pollen that comes each spring, though, another form of March Madness has all my co-workers picking colleges they think will survive the winnowing that is the NCAA basketball bracket. Everybody has a guess, except me. I don’t care. First of all, I’m a lousy gambler, so I don’t try. The rules of gambling keep me from engaging in that weird form of poker you see on TV tournaments, horse and dog racing, and anything involving dice. I was born without the gambling gene and know better than to try. It’s not just the gambling, but the actual picking. That would be a waste of time because I am not a fan of basketball. Wait, I wasn’t emphatic enough. What I meant to say was, I can’t stand basketball. Not

since my mother-in-law was alive and too teenage-awkward for basketball. If we would watch her vaunted Larry a soccer team had existed – well, no, Bird lead the Celtics have I actually even I had limits. watched a game. And so I gave up a game that, at the I lost interest in the sport in high time, had a frenetic beauty to it: action school about, oh, two weeks after I both horizontal and vertical. Intricate went out for the team. That was the plays shared with a team or else perday I found myself lying on my back, formed solo as you flew heavenward glued to the court by my own sweat, to make a basket. Discipline and strattrying to catch my breath. I had gotten egy and rules. there by tripping over my own feet as Glynn Moore Ahh, rules. Those were the days. I raced – “race” is such a relative term Even the big boys on the professional – down the court. teams weren’t allowed to run with the ball, to The coach was leaning over me. travel, to double dribble. “Boy, I think you need to find yourself a It was not a contact sport, and a player’s teeth whole ’nother sport,” he said in a voice that only were fairly safe from his opponent’s elbow. The a Southern high school coach is born with. referees were in charge of the game, not some He had a point. At that tender age, I was too overpaid entertainer wanting to showboat for a skinny for football, too slow for track and, now, vast TV audience.

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Jaqueline Bigar’s Stars A baby born today has a Sun and Moon in Aries. HAPPY BIRTHDAY for Sunday, March 30, 2014: This year you won’t tolerate obstacles for long. You naturally will veer away from problems and opt for new beginnings where your creativity, intellect and energy meet. If you are single, you might want let people find you instead of seeking them out. Your magnetism peaks this year. Come summer 2014, a potential life mate could appear. If you are attached, guard against being too me-oriented. A lot might be happening around you, but remember that a partnership is based on two people. You need to make time for your sweetie! A fellow ARIES can be demanding and challenging. The Stars Show the Kind of Day You’ll Have: 5-Dynamic; 4-Positive; 3-Average; 2-So-so; 1-Difficult ARIES (March 21-April 19) HHHHHThe New Moon in your sign marks a new beginning. You could find that you have so many options that you might not know which way to turn, much less which path to follow. Consider the spontaneous choice first. Tonight: Ease up when dealing with a difficult person. This Week: Use Monday to the max — it’s all downhill afterward. TAURUS (April 20-May 20) HHH You have a way of saying things that affects others. Listen to yourself, and see how you can frame your edgier thoughts in a different way. You want others to get the message and not react harshly. A partner might become controlling. Tonight: Get some extra R and R. This Week: Go for what you want. GEMINI (May 21-June 20) HHHHH Your friends surround you.Though you might think you know the potential for fun interactions with this set of people, you have a surprise ahead. As the bonds grow, so does the level of interaction and trust. Be spontaneous! Tonight: Don’t cut a good time short. This Week: Manage your schedule carefully. CANCER (June 21-July 22) HHH You could feel as if a partner is a bit narcissistic, as this person seems to want to control your bond. He or she might believe that it is possible to have a new beginning. Be honest about what you feel, but curb a need to display your anger. Tonight: A must appearance. This Week: Try a different approach. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) HHHHH News heads your way that will make you want to smile. Share what is happening with others. A trip seems as if it is a strong possibility. Getting away from the daily grind is likely to enhance your perspective. Tonight: Listen to a recurring dream or desire. This Week: Reach out to someone you care about Monday. C

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Guidelines make visits fun for stressed-out new parents DEAR ABBY: We’re proud parents of a new baby girl. She’s adorable, and we feel lucky and blessed. Although having a new baby is an exciting, magical time, it is also very stressful. Sleep deprivation, difficulty with breastfeeding, plus endless visits and phone calls can wear any new parent thin. Also, if Mom had an episiotomy or C-section, she may be in pain. In addition — or perhaps because of these things — some women also struggle with postpartum depression. Friends and family don’t always realize everything new parents must cope with. I compared notes with other parents and came up with a short list of guidelines for friends and family of new parents: 1. Unless you are immediate family or very close friends, wait until the third week or so to call. Keep in mind the first two weeks are often the toughest. If you would like the new parents to know you’re thinking of them, send a card. 2. Limit visits to 20 or 30 minutes. Unless you are staying to help with the housework, or know your presence is wanted longer than this, keep your visit short. 3. If you visit, bring food! A simple casserole or some takeout will be gratefully accepted by the exhausted parents. 4. Wash your hands immediately before touching the baby. While it’s unlikely that you would unwittingly pass a cold or sore throat to the baby, seeing you wash your hands will make concerned new parents feel better. 5. Leave your small children at home. Even if you keep a close eye on your children, their high energy level can be too much for already stressed-out new parents. 6. Be sensitive about mom’s need to breast-feed. If Mom had a surgical birth, moving around can be an effort for her. If she needs to nurse, offer to leave the room. — NEW MOM IN SAN DIEGO DEAR NEW MOM: Congratulations on your new arrival. Your guidelines make sense, and I’m pleased to share them. However, as sensible as they may be, do

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And I wanted to be a part of all that. If only I had had the size and strength and stamina. Oh, and talent. That was not in my stars, though, and so I stepped back over the invisible line that separated athletes from the hoi polloi. It had been hubris to cross it in the first place, and the sports gods had put me in my place. I concentrated on my classes, and not once did geometry leave me supine on the floor, being told by Mrs. Mavity that perhaps math was not my game. The lesson stayed with me, and so today, while everyone around me is filling out brackets, I will inhale the bitter pollen and thank Mrs. Mavity and Pythagoras for teaching me a rule that hasn’t changed: a²+b²=c². Reach Glynn Moore at glynn.moore@augustachronicle.com.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) HHHH You will be concerned about what is happening with a friend. You suddenly might see an increase in this person’s resilience. You know that this person ultimately will make the right decision. Plans seem to take on a lighter tone. Tonight: Be with a loved one. This Week: Let your mind wander Tuesday on. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) HHHH You seem to be more volatile than usual. You might decide to hold up the white flag and go for a peace treaty. If you have been internalizing your feelings, you could discover the way to express your discontent without causing an uproar. Tonight: Let others decide. This Week: Others are not trying to challenge you — they are just being themselves. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) HHHHH You might want to discuss a situation more openly than you have in the past. Also make time to get physical and release more stress. If you decide to start a diet or get into a new exercise program, it has an excellent chance of sticking. Tonight: Get a head start on tomorrow. This Week: Reach out to a loved one who might feel challenged. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) HHHHH Share what you might judge as being an offbeat idea. What you are likely to find is that others are not as critical as you are. In fact, you might want to use this realization in the near future. Spend time with a loved one; he or she can’t get enough of you. Tonight: Very playful. This Week: Defer to others, and make a change in your schedule. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) HHHH You might want to realize that others want a lot more from you than you might be able to give them. Spend time with a family member. You could be discussing a positive change involving an investment. Tonight: Stay in and relax. This Week: Your thoughts might be anywhere but on work. Make it OK! AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) HHHHH Reach out to someone whom you rarely have time to visit. If this person lives far away, you might decide to meet him or her halfway. Others just don’t understand how important your friendships are to you. Tonight: Met a pal for munchies; the rest will happen naturally. This Week: Open up to positive changes at home. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) HHH You tend to lose your self-discipline easily. You could find yourself on a dangerous shopping spree. Put a hold on this pastime for now. Go off and indulge a loved one with some attention. You will have a better time, and it will cost less. Tonight: Rethink purchases. This Week: Be more direct Tuesday and Wednesday.

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CITY OF SOLDOTNA 177 NORTH BIRCH STREET SOLDOTNA, ALASKA 99669 Phone 907 •262•9107 The City of Soldotna hereby invites qualified firms to submit a firm price for acceptance by the City for the Binkley Street Road Rehabilitation Construction. The project includes the following: Remove and reconstruct all of the existing paving, curb, gutter and sidewalks along approximately 4,616 lf of Binkley Street. Project will include subgrade modification to raise and lower grades and increase sidewalk widths. Three mini-roundabouts with associated concrete, pedestrian crossings and landscaping features will be installed as a part of this project. Project will also include construction of an 8' diameter lift station, storm drain modifications, remediation of sink hole and drainage issues along East Redoubt Avenue, landscaping, insulation of existing water and sewer services and other utility modifications. Project will include all traffic management, weekly schedule updates and required work on weekends and nights. A non- mandatory pre-bid conference will be held at the City Hall, Soldotna, AK on April 3rd 2014 at 10:00a.m. Attendance at the pre-bid is not required. This contract is subject to the provision of State of Alaska, Title 36, Minimum Wage Rates. The subsequent contract will require certificates of insurance and may require performance and payment bonds. One (1) complete set of the bid package is to be submitted to the City of Soldotna at 177 North Birch Street, Soldotna, Alaska 99669. These forms must be enclosed in a sealed envelope with the bidder's name on the outside and clearly marked: BID: Binkley Street Road Rehabilitation Construction SOLB 14-07 DUE DATE: April 15th 2014 at 3:00p.m The project documents may be obtained from the City of Soldotna beginning March 25th for a non-refundable fee of $40.00 (without tax). An additional non-refundable fee of $5.00 will be required if mailing is requested. Project documents may be downloaded from the City of Soldotna web site at www.ci.soldotna.ak.us site. It is not required to be on the planholders list to bid on City of Soldotna projects. To receive project addendums, you must be on the planholders list. To be placed on the planholders list, please contact Suzanne Lagasse either by phone (714-1241) or email publicworks@ci.soldotna.ak.us. Downloading projects from the City web site does not automatically put you on the planholders list. 1642/319

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Making Beautiful Music

These instruments are made from wood, with four strings of sheep gut, nylon or wire. They are tuned by turning pegs at the top and stroked by bows made of wood and strung with horsehair.

Violin Smallest of the strings … higher pitch than other strings … has a warm, singing sound … held under the chin.

Viola Slightly larger than violin … has thicker strings and a lower, deeper pitch … held under the chin.

Christoph Eschenbach is the conductor and music director of the National Symphony Orchestra. With hand and arm movements, the conductor keeps the musicians together and signals when different musicians should play or change their volume.

Has rich, mellow tones that are thought to be closest to the sound of the human voice … so large that the player sits with the instrument tucked between his or her knees.

Double bass Has deep and powerful tones … pronounced base … the player must stand or sit on a stool to play this tall instrument … also called the contrabass.

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Ana Gerhard is a concert pianist who has written books about classical music for kids. Each book includes a CD of classical music. The first in the series is “Listen to the Birds: An Introduction to Classical Music.” It includes examples of classical music, each with songs about birds. It has recently been turned into an educational music show in Mexico with actors, puppets and musicians. Ana’s most recent book and CD, “Simply Fantastic,” introduces kids to classical music through magical beings featured in music. Ana grew up in Mexico and studied piano there. She teaches piano and hosts radio and TV programs to teach kids about classical music. She has produced puppet shows of classical operas and ballets. from The Mini Page © 2014 Universal Uclick

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Trumpet Has a bold, high-pitched tone … three valves can be pushed to change the length of the tube and give a wider range of sounds. Has powerful, deep sounds that can be funny or scary … the largest of the brasses, it has the lowest tone … 18 to 35 feet of tubing ends in a flaring bell.

Trombone Has a grand and lovely tone that can be soft or loud … is the loudest instrument in the orchestra … has no valves but a slide that is moved back and forth to give different pitches.

French horn A 12- to 17-foot tube wound around and around … ends in a big bell … pressing valves changes pitch.

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Made of metal tubing curled in different shapes and lengths … the longer the tube, the lower the tone.

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An orchestra is a group of musicians who play together. There are about 100 musicians in a symphony orchestra. A symphony orchestra usually plays pieces of classical music. The instruments in an orchestra can be divided into four “families”: . strings . brass . woodwinds . percussion The Mini Page spoke with experts at the National Symphony Orchestra in Washington, D.C., to find out more about these instruments.

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The string family

There are many outstanding guards in women’s college basketball, but Notre Dame coach Muffet McGraw believes she has the best one. Meet All-American Kayla McBride, who has helped keep the Fighting Irish among the nation’s elite teams again this year. She scores from short and long range, rebounds, dishes out assists and guards hard. Little wonder that McGraw says “she’s the best guard in the country,” one who can outperform her opponents. Elsewhere, McBride, a marketing major, serves as vice president of the Student Advisory Council and participates in the school’s leadership program. Now, at tournament time, how far can she help lead this strong Irish team? Stay tuned.

The Woodwind Family Woodwinds are hollow tubes played by blowing into them. The tone is changed by pressing keys over holes in the instrument. Originally made of wood, today woodwinds can be made of wood or metal.

Flute Two feet long … bright, birdlike tones … player blows across the tube, just like blowing over the top of a bottle.

Oboe

Bass clarinet

Two-footlong wooden tube that widens into a bell … has a mouthpiece made of two pieces of cane fastened together (called a double reed) … has a smooth and beautiful tone.

Twice as long as the clarinet … plays lower tones … has a curved neck and a bell-shaped end … has a sad sound.

A longer, lowerkeyed oboe with a pear-shaped end … has a soft, dreamy, sad sound.

Eight-footlong tube that doubles back on itself … has a double reed attached to a long pipe … can make lyrical or comical sounds.

Clarinet

Contrabassoon

Same length as the flute … has a single reed attached to a mouthpiece.

About twice as long as a bassoon, with the tube being folded over four to six times … plays the lowest note in the orchestra.

English horn

Piccolo Half the length of a flute … sounds the highest note in the orchestra … brilliant, piercing tone.

The Percussion Family Percussion instruments are made from several materials. They are played by tapping, striking, shaking or beating to keep rhythm and add tone color.

Bass drum Like a huge toy drum … has calfskin stretched over both ends … makes a deep, booming sound.

Snare drum

Timpani Also called a kettledrum .… big copper bowl with calfskin stretched across the top … foot pedals adjust the skin to make different pitches.

Harp A stringed instrument that is plucked with the fingers … has 47 strings, from 5 inches to more than 5 feet long … can sound delicate and angelic … takes strong hands to play it. Has 88 keys that are connected to tiny felt hammers that strike metal strings … both a percussion and a string instrument. Made of steel … struck with a small steel rod to make a tinkling sound.

Cymbals Made of brass … crashed together.

Set of 12 to 18 metal pipes hung in a metal frame … pipes sound like church bells when struck with a hammer.

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Matt: What has lots of keys, a trunk and four legs? Mickey: A piano up a tree!

Words that remind us of orchestra instruments are hidden in the block below. Some words are hidden backward or diagonally, and some letters are used twice. See if you can find: BRASS, CALFSKIN, CONCERT, CONDUCTOR, HAMMERS, HORSEHAIR, INSTRUMENT, MALLET, METAL, MUSIC, MUSICIAN, ORCHESTRA, PERCUSSION, PIPES, REED, STRINGS, SYMPHONY, WOOD, WOODWINDS.

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Made of brass … struck with a large, soft mallet.

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Ain’t Them Bodies Saints ››› (2013, Drama) Rooney Mara, Casey Affleck. A man takes the fall for his lover’s crime, then four years later breaks out of prison to find her and their young daughter, who was born during his incarceration. ‘R’ (1:45) 8 TMC Mon. 11:10 p.m.; Sat. 4:30 p.m. Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy ›› (2004, Comedy) Will Ferrell, Christina Applegate. ‘PG-13’ (1:35) (30) TBS Sun. 5 p.m., 10 p.m. Argo ››› (2012, Historical Drama) Ben Affleck, Bryan Cranston. During the Iran hostage crisis, an extraction specialist in the CIA poses as a Hollywood film producer to rescue six Americans who eluded Iranian militants and found refuge with the Canadian ambassador. ‘R’ (2:00) + MAX Sat. 5:05 p.m.

Beasts of the Southern Wild ››› (2012, Drama) Quvenzhané Wallis, Dwight Henry. The father of an intrepid youngster prepares her for the end of the world, when melting ice caps release fearsome beasts, called aurochs, and rising flood waters threaten to engulf their Delta home. ‘PG-13’ (1:33) ! HBO Thu. 4:45 p.m. Beauty Shop ›› (2005, Comedy) Queen Latifah, Alicia Silverstone. ‘PG13’ (1:45) 8 TMC Fri. 7 p.m. The Best Man ››› (1999, ComedyDrama) Taye Diggs, Nia Long. A writer heads to New York to be best man at a friend’s wedding, where he meets up with an old flame. ‘R’ (2:00) 5 SHOW Wed. 11 p.m. Blitz ›› (2011, Suspense) Jason Statham, Paddy Considine. ‘R’ (1:33) 8 TMC Thu. 8:40 p.m. The Bourne Legacy ››› (2012, Action) Jeremy Renner, Rachel Weisz. The actions of Jason Bourne spell the possible end of secret intelligence

programs, so a specially enhanced operative goes on the run with a research scientist when it appears that their lives will become forfeit. ‘PG-13’ (2:15) + MAX Tue. 9 p.m.

Cinderella ›››› (1950, Fantasy) Voices of Ilene Woods, Eleanor Audley. Animated. Fairy godmother leads maid to Prince Charming. ‘G’ (1:14) (49) DISN Wed. 7 p.m. Coach Carter ››› (2005, Drama) Samuel L. Jackson, Robert Ri’chard. A high-school basketball coach turns a losing team around, then faces criticism for pushing the athletes to put grades first. ‘PG-13’ (2:16) 8 TMC Mon. 7 p.m. Cocaine Cowboys ››› (2006, Documentary) Filmmaker Billy Corben recalls the Miami drug wars of the 1970s and ’80s with those who survived the era, including smugglers, dealers and hit men. ‘R’ (1:56) (65) CNBC Fri. 6 p.m. The Conjuring ››› (2013, Horror) Vera Farmiga, Patrick Wilson. Paranormal investigators Lorraine and Ed Warren confront a powerful demonic entity when they try to help parents and children being terrorized in their secluded farmhouse. ‘R’ (1:51) + MAX Thu. 9 p.m. Contagion ››› (2011, Suspense) Marion Cotillard, Matt Damon. The world panics as doctors race to find a cure for a rapidly spreading virus that kills those contaminated within days. ‘PG-13’ (1:46) (31) TNT Fri. 7 p.m., 9:17 p.m.

The Dark Knight Rises ››› (2012, Action) Christian Bale, Anne Hathaway. Eight years after he took the blame for Harvey Dent’s death and vanished into the night, Batman is forced out of his self-imposed exile by a cunning cat burglar and a merciless terrorist called Bane. ‘PG-13’ (2:45) ! HBO Wed. 4 p.m.; Sat. 5:10 p.m. + MAX Sun. 9 p.m.

Dawn of the Dead ››› (2004, Horror) Sarah Polley, Ving Rhames. A nurse, a policeman and other residents of Milwaukee fight flesh-eating zombies while trapped in a mall. ‘NR’ (1:50) (38) SPIKE Wed. 11:30 p.m. Dazed and Confused ››› (1993, Drama) Jason London, Wiley Wiggins. Assorted teens waste another day of school before getting down to wasting summer in 1976 Austin, Texas. ‘R’ (1:43) 5 SHOW Thu. 8:15 p.m. The Debt ››› (2010, Drama) Helen Mirren, Sam Worthington. Past events haunt a former Mossad agent when she returns to Eastern Europe to investigate the apparent reappearance of a Nazi war criminal that she thought was long dead. ‘R’ (1:52) ^ HBO2 Mon. 5 p.m. Despicable Me ››› (2010, Comedy) Voices of Steve Carell, Jason Segel. Animated. As he tries to execute a fiendish plot to steal the moon, a supervillain meets his match in three little orphan girls who want to make him their dad. ‘PG’ (1:35) (49) DISN Sun. 7 p.m. District 9 ››› (2009, Science Fiction) Sharlto Copley, Jason Cope. A field operative for a company that oversees extraterrestrial refugees contracts a mysterious virus that begins to change his DNA. ‘R’ (1:51) (82) SYFY Sat. 8 p.m. Dumb & Dumber ››› (1994, Comedy) Jim Carrey, Jeff Daniels. An inept dog groomer and a limousine driver chase the latter’s dream girl cross country. ‘PG-13’ (1:46) (81) COM Sun. 6:30 p.m.

Face/Off ››› (1997, Action) John Travolta, Nicolas Cage. An FBI agent and his nemesis trade physical identities. ‘R’ (2:18) (43) AMC Wed. 7 p.m.; Thu. 4 p.m. A Few Good Men ››› (1992, Drama) Tom Cruise, Jack Nicholson. Navy lawyers defend two Marines accused of killing a private at the naval station at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. ‘R’ (2:18) (8) WGN-A Sun. 6 p.m.

‘PG-13’ (2:22) ! HBO Tue. 8 p.m. ^ HBO2 Sun. 7 p.m.; Thu. 9 p.m.

Geek Charming 50/50 ››› (2011, Comedy-Drama) Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Seth Rogen. After learning that he has malignant tumors along his spine, a young man vows to beat his illness. ‘R’ (1:39) 8 TMC Mon. 5:20 p.m. The 40-Year-Old Virgin ››› (2005, Romance-Comedy) Steve Carell, Catherine Keener. Three dysfunctional co-workers embark on a mission to help their newfound friend lose his sexual innocence. ‘R’ (1:56) + MAX Fri. 9 p.m.

Geek Charming ››› (2011, Comedy) Sarah Hyland, Matt Prokop. A teen films a documentary about the most popular student at his high school. ‘NR’ (1:30) (49) DISN Mon. 7 p.m. The Ghost Writer ››› (2010, Drama) Pierce Brosnan, Ewan McGregor. A newly hired ghostwriter exposes evidence that suggests his late predecessor knew a dark secret about their subject, the former prime minister of Britain. ‘PG-13’ (2:09) 5 SHOW Thu. 4 p.m. The Great Gatsby ›› (2013, Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio, Tobey Maguire.

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The Hangover Part III ›› (2013, Comedy) Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms. ‘R’ (1:40) ! HBO Sun. 10 p.m.; Thu. 8 p.m. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 ››› (2010, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint. Harry, Ron and Hermione leave Hogwarts behind on a mission to destroy the Horcruxes, the secrets to Voldemort’s power and immortality. ‘PG-13’ (2:26) (51) FAM Sun. 4:30 p.m. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 ››› (2011, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint. As his showdown with Lord Voldemort nears, Harry may have to make the ultimate sacrifice. ‘PG-13’ (2:11) (51) FAM Sun. 8 p.m.; Mon. 7 p.m. The Heat ›› (2013, Comedy) Sandra Bullock, Melissa McCarthy. ‘R’ (1:57) ! HBO Sun. 7:30 p.m.; Fri. 6:30 p.m. ^ HBO2 Tue. 7 p.m.

Ice Age ››› (2002, Comedy) Voices of Ray Romano, John Leguizamo. Animated. A woolly mammoth, a sabertoothed tiger and a sloth find a human baby and try to reunite him with his tribe. ‘PG’ (1:21) (49) DISN Fri. 6 p.m. The Illusionist ››› (2006, Mystery) Edward Norton, Paul Giamatti. Master magician Eisenheim vies with the heir to the Austro-Hungarian Empire to win back the woman he loved as a child, as she is about to become betrothed to the prince. ‘PG-13’ (1:50) 8 TMC Thu. 5 p.m. The Impossible ››› (2012, Drama) Naomi Watts, Ewan McGregor. A couple and their three sons encounter terror, courage and compassion following the December 2004 tsunami that devastated Thailand. ‘PG-13’ (1:43) 5 SHOW Sun. 4:30 p.m.; Thu. 6:15 p.m.

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Jarhead ››› (2005, War) Jake Gyllenhaal, Peter Sarsgaard. A Marine and his comrades form brotherly bonds while patrolling the Iraqi desert during the Gulf War. ‘R’ (2:03) 8 TMC Sun. 10:05 p.m. Journey 2: The Mysterious Island ›› (2012, Adventure) Dwayne Johnson, Michael Caine. ‘PG’ (1:34) + MAX Mon. 7:15 p.m.

Kick-Ass ››› (2010, Action) Aaron Johnson, Christopher Mintz-Plasse. Despite a complete lack of extraordinary powers, a teenager reinvents himself as a superhero and, together with a father/daughter team of vigilantes, takes on a mob boss. ‘R’ (1:57) (38) SPIKE Wed. 4 p.m. Killing Them Softly ››› (2012, Crime Drama) Brad Pitt, Scoot McNairy. After a rival crook hires a pair of bumbling thieves to rob their card game, mobsters hire a reluctant hit man to settle the score. ‘R’ (1:37) 8 TMC Mon. 9:30 p.m.

L Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events ››› (2004, Comedy) Jim Carrey, Liam Aiken. A dastardly count plots to steal an inheritance from three young orphans placed in his care. ‘PG’ (1:47) 8 TMC Fri. 5 p.m. Let Me In ››› (2010, Horror) Kodi SmitMcPhee, Chloe Grace Moretz. A misfit boy suspects that his only friend, an eerie child who only appears at night, is hiding a terrible secret. ‘R’ (1:55) (82) SYFY Sun. 8 p.m.; Mon. 4:30 p.m.

Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome ››› (1985, Science Fiction) Mel Gibson,

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Tina Turner. Aunty Entity will return Mad Max’s camels if he will fight the giant Blaster in a barbaric caged arena. ‘PG-13’ (1:46) (8) WGN-A Sun. 4 p.m. Man of Steel ›› (2013, Action) Henry Cavill, Amy Adams. ‘PG-13’ (2:23) ! HBO Sat. 8 p.m. The Master ››› (2012, Drama) Joaquin Phoenix, Philip Seymour Hoffman. Troubled and uncertain of his future, a World War II veteran falls under the spell of a religious movement and its charismatic leader. ‘R’ (2:16) 8 TMC Wed. 10 p.m. The Mummy ››› (1999, Adventure) Brendan Fraser, Rachel Weisz. A young man opens a tomb unleashing a mummy seeking revenge for a curse laid upon him 3,000 years earlier. ‘PG13’ (2:04) (43) AMC Thu. 10:01 p.m.; Fri. 4:15 p.m. My Week With Marilyn ››› (2011, Drama) Michelle Williams, Eddie Redmayne. A production assistant introduces Marilyn Monroe to the pleasures of the British countryside during the filming of “The Prince and the Showgirl.” ‘R’ (1:41) 8 TMC Wed. 5:20 p.m.

National Treasure: Book of Secrets ›› (2007, Action) Nicolas Cage, Jon Voight. ‘PG’ (2:10) (31) TNT Sun. 7 p.m., 9:32 p.m.

Outlander ›› (2008, Action) James Caviezel, Ron Perlman. ‘R’ (1:55) (82) SYFY Sat. 10:30 p.m.

The Patriot ››› (2000, War) Mel Gibson, Heath Ledger. A pacifist farmer of South Carolina reluctantly joins the Revolutionary War and fights alongside his son. ‘R’ (2:44) (43) AMC Sat. 5:30 p.m. Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl ››› (2003, Action) Johnny Depp, Geoffrey Rush. A swashbuckler must rescue a gov-

Seven Psychopaths ››› (2012, Comedy) Colin Farrell, Christopher Walken. A struggling screenwriter finds himself inadvertently entangled in the criminal underworld when his knucklehead friends abduct a mobster’s beloved Shih Tzu. ‘R’ (1:51) 5 SHOW Thu. 10:30 p.m. Silver Linings Playbook ››› (2012, Comedy-Drama) Bradley Cooper, Jennifer Lawrence. An unexpected bond begins to form between a man trying to rebuild his life and a young woman promising to help him reunite with his estranged wife. ‘R’ (2:02) 8 TMC Sun. 8 p.m.

Step Up 2 the Streets ›› (2008, Drama) Briana Evigan, Robert Hoffman. ‘PG-13’ (1:37) (51) FAM Sat. 9 p.m. The Stepfather ›› (2009, Suspense) Dylan Walsh, Sela Ward. ‘PG-13’ (1:41) (23) LIFE Sat. 9 p.m.

Taken 2 ›› (2012, Action) Liam Neeson, Maggie Grace. ‘PG-13’ (1:32) ! HBO Mon. 6:25 p.m. ^ HBO2 Wed. 9 p.m. Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby ›› (2006, Comedy) Will Ferrell, John C. Reilly. ‘NR’ (2:02) (81) COM Sat. 10 p.m.

Let Me In ernor’s daughter from a pirate and his mates, who turn into skeletons by moonlight. ‘PG-13’ (2:23) (31) TNT Sun. 4 p.m. The Place Beyond the Pines ››› (2012, Crime Drama) Ryan Gosling, Bradley Cooper. In upstate New York, two men, and later, their sons must deal with the unforeseen consequences of their actions. ‘R’ (2:20) + MAX Wed. 9 p.m. Prometheus ››› (2012, Science Fiction) Noomi Rapace, Michael Fassbender. A clue to mankind’s origins leads a team of explorers to deep space, where they must fight a terrifying battle to save the future of the human race. ‘R’ (2:03) ^ HBO2 Sun. 9:30 p.m. Pulp Fiction ›››› (1994, Crime Drama) John Travolta, Samuel L. Jackson. Criminals cross paths in three interlocked tales of mayhem. ‘R’ (2:33) (43) AMC Tue. 11 p.m.; Wed. 4 p.m.

Red ›› (2010, Action) Bruce Willis, Morgan Freeman. ‘PG-13’ (1:50) (30) TBS Fri. 7 p.m.; Sat. 9:30 p.m.

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SpongeBob Nickelodeon’s 27th Annual Kids’ Choice Sam & Cat ‘G’ SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob (50) Awards ‘Y’ (6:30) “Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire” (2005, Fantasy) “Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix” (2007, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert “Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince” (2009, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, (51) Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson. Grint, Emma Watson. Harry prepares a group of students to fight Voldemort. Emma Watson. New dangers lurk for Harry, Dumbledore and their friends. Say Yes to the Say Yes to the Say Yes to the Say Yes to the Say Yes to the Say Yes to the Say Yes to the Say Yes to the The Little Couple “Our First My Big Fat American Gypsy My Big Fat American Gypsy My Big Fat American Gypsy (55) Dress Dress Dress Dress Dress Dress Dress Dress Christmas” ‘G’ Wedding ‘14’ Wedding ‘PG’ Wedding ‘14’ United States of Bacon ‘PG’ United-Bacon United-Bacon Deep Fried Masters “Texas Buying Buying Buying Buying Redwood Kings ‘PG’ Fast N’ Loud Work starts on Fast N’ Loud “Stung by a ‘67 (56) Fair” ‘G’ Alaska ‘G’ Alaska ‘G’ Alaska ‘G’ Alaska ‘G’ local charity cars. ‘14’ Corvette Stingray” ‘14’ Mysteries at the Museum America Declassified ‘PG’ Church Secrets & Legends Bizarre Foods “Tribal Tastes” Bizarre Foods America “New Bizarre Foods With Andrew Bizarre Foods America ‘PG’ Man v. 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Caleb’s presence worries Nor- ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ (59) Appalachian Trail. ‘14’ trafficking ring. ‘14’ team. ‘14’ ‘14’ man. ‘14’ Property Property Property Property Property Brothers “Kate & Love It or List It “Ramos” ‘G’ Beachfront Beachfront Beachfront Beachfront Beachfront Beachfront Beachfront Beachfront (60) Virgins ‘G’ Virgins ‘G’ Virgins ‘G’ Virgins ‘G’ Dave” ‘G’ Bargain Bargain Bargain Bargain Bargain Bargain Bargain Bargain

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Southern at Giada at Sandwich Guy’s Big The Kitchen Special guest Trisha’s The Pioneer Buy This Diners, Drive Save My Bakery “Phatso’s Mystery Din- Mystery Din (61) Heart (N) ‘G’ Home ‘G’ King (N) ‘G’ Bite ‘G’ Martha Stewart visits. ‘G’ Southern Woman ‘G’ Restaurant Bakery” ‘G’ ers ‘G’ ers ‘G’ Cancer: Win- Sexiest Bod- Shark Clean! Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Shaun T’s WEN Hair Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Til Debt Do On the Money (65) ning ies Focus T25 Care Us Part (N) ‘PG’ America’s News Headquar- America’s News Headquar- FOX News Sunday With Journal Edi- America’s Healthy You Housecall MediaBuzz FOX News Sunday With FOX Report (N) (67) FNC 205 360 ters (N) (67) ters (N) Chris Wallace (N) ‘PG’ torial Rpt. News HQ Chris Wallace ‘PG’ (7:30) “Trading Places” (1983, Comedy) Dan Aykroyd, Eddie “Austin Powers in Goldmember” (2002) Mike Myers. Austin Futurama ‘PG’ Futurama ‘PG’ Futurama ‘PG’ Futurama ‘PG’ Futurama ‘14’ “National Lampoon’s Van Wilder” (2002) (81) COM 107 249 Murphy, Ralph Bellamy. (81) goes back to 1975 to rescue his captive father. Ryan Reynolds, Tara Reid. The Twilight Jim Henson’s Creature Shop “Wolvesbayne” (2009) Jeremy London, Mark Dacascos. A “Red: Werewolf Hunter” (2010) Felicia Day. A descendant of “Underworld: Evolution” (2006) Kate Beckinsale. Vampire “Underworld” (82) SYFY 122 244 Zone ‘PG’ (82) Challenge ‘14’ real-estate developer is bitten by a werewolf. Little Red Riding Hood hunts werewolves. ‘14’ warrior Selene seeks revenge for her betrayal.

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(7:00) Game of Boxing Cedric Agnew vs. Sergey Kovalev. Sergey Kovalev 24/7 Pac(:45) “The Three Stooges” (2012, Comedy) Sean Hayes, Real Time With Bill Maher “Rebound” (2005, Comedy) Martin Law“Mama” Thrones: Ice takes on Cedric Agnew in the 12-round main event, from quiao/Brad- Will Sasso, Chris Diamantopoulos. The Stooges set out to ‘MA’ rence. A college basketball coach leads a ! (2013) and Fire Atlantic City, N.J. ley 2 save their childhood home. ‘PG’ team of middle schoolers. ‘PG’ (:05) “The Great Gatsby” (2013, Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio, Tobey Magu- “Parental Guidance” (2012, Comedy) Billy Crystal, Bette (:20) “Prometheus” (2012, Science Fiction) Noomi Rapace, Doll & Em ‘14’ Game of Boxing ire, Carey Mulligan. A would-be writer lives next to a mysterious millionaire. Midler, Marisa Tomei. A man uses old-school methods to take Michael Fassbender. Explorers wage a terrifying battle to save Thrones: The ^ ‘PG-13’ care of his grandkids. ‘PG’ mankind’s future. ‘R’ Politics (7:05) “New Year’s Eve” (:10) “Pitch Perfect” (2012, Musical Comedy) Anna Kend- (:05) “True Lies” (1994, Action) Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jamie Lee Curtis, “Broken City” (2013, Crime Drama) Mark Wahlberg, Russell “There’s (2011) Halle Berry, Jessica rick, Skylar Astin, Rebel Wilson. College students enter an a Tom Arnold. A man lives the double life of a spy and a family man. ‘R’ Crowe, Catherine Zeta-Jones. An ex-cop goes to war against Something” + Biel. ‘PG-13’ cappella competition. ‘PG-13’ New York’s corrupt mayor. ‘R’ (7:00) “Notting Hill” (1999, (:05) “People Like Us” (2012, Drama) Chris Pine, Elizabeth “Byzantium” (2012, Horror) Gemma Arterton, Saoirse “Quartet” (2012) Maggie Smith, Tom Cour- (:45) “Alex Cross” (2012, Action) Tyler Perry, Romance-Comedy) Julia Rob- Banks, Olivia Wilde. A young man suddenly discovers the Ronan, Jonny Lee Miller. Fugitive female vampires take refuge tenay. A diva intrudes on a trio of retired opera Matthew Fox. A serial killer pushes Cross to 5 erts. ‘PG-13’ existence of a sister. ‘PG-13’ at a seaside British community. ‘R’ singers. ‘PG-13’ the edge. ‘PG-13’ “The Ghost Writer” (2010, Drama) Pierce Brosnan, Ewan (:10) “Silver Linings Playbook” (2012, Comedy-Drama) (:15) “The Perks of Being a Wallflower” (2012) Logan Ler- (:10) “The Ghost Writer” (2010, Drama) Pierce Brosnan, McGregor, Kim Cattrall. A ghostwriter’s latest project lands Bradley Cooper. A man intends to rebuild his life and reunite man. Friends try to help an introverted teenager become more Ewan McGregor, Kim Cattrall. A ghostwriter’s latest project 8 him in jeopardy. ‘PG-13’ with his estranged wife. ‘R’ sociable. ‘PG-13’ lands him in jeopardy. ‘PG-13’

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“Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome” (1985) Mel Gibson. “A Few Good Men” (1992, Drama) Tom Cruise, Jack Nicholson, Demi Moore. A Navy lawyer Salem: 30 Rock ‘14’ It’s Always Dharma & “Under the Tuscan Sun” (8) WGN-A 239 307 Wasteland drifter Mad Max must fight a giant. defends two Marines in a comrade’s death. Witches Sunny Greg ‘PG’ (2003) Diane Lane. KitchenAid Cookware. ‘G’ Temp-tations Presentable Enjoyable Entertaining Fea- VitaMix: More Than a Isaac Mizrahi Live ‘G’ Joan Rivers Classics Col- Designer Fashion ClearIsaac Mizrahi Live ‘G’ (20) QVC 137 317 Kitchen ‘G’ turing KitchenAid. ‘G’ Blender ‘G’ lection ‘G’ ance ‘G’ en “Zoe Gone” (2014, Suspense) Jean Louisa Kelly, Andrea “The Ugly Truth” (2009, Romance-Comedy) Katherine Heigl, Drop Dead Diva “First Date” (:01) Drop Dead Diva Stacy (:02) “The Ugly Truth” (2009, Romance-Comedy) Katherine Heigl, Gerard Butler, Eric Winter. A romantically challenged (23) LIFE 108 252 Bowen, Alexandra Holden. A detective tries to help a teen find Gerard Butler, Eric Winter. A romantically challenged woman Stacy helps Jane prepare for helps Jane prepare for her her kidnapped baby. ‘14’ faces outrageous tests. her date. ‘PG’ date. ‘PG’ woman faces outrageous tests. sa NCIS Searching for a Marine NCIS “Rekindled” ‘14’ NCIS Investigating a fire on a NCIS “Detour” Jimmy and NCIS A Marine skilled in bomb NCIS Tony’s father visits for Suits “Heartburn” ‘14’ (:01) NCIS “A Desperate (28) USA 105 242 in Colombia. ‘PG’ Navy vessel. ‘PG’ Ducky go missing. ‘14’ detection dies. ‘14’ Christmas. ‘PG’ Man” ‘PG’ (3:00) “Blades of Glory” “Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy” (2004, Com- The Big Bang The Big Bang The Big Bang The Big Bang The Big Bang The Big Bang “Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy” (2004, Comters (30) TBS 139 247 (2007, Comedy) Will Ferrell, edy) Will Ferrell, Christina Applegate. A 1970s newsman feels Theory ‘14’ Theory ‘PG’ Theory ‘14’ Theory ‘14’ Theory ‘PG’ Theory ‘14’ edy) Will Ferrell, Christina Applegate. A 1970s newsman feels Jon Heder. threatened by a female employee. threatened by a female employee. “Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl” (2003, Action) Johnny Depp, “National Treasure: Book of Secrets” (2007) Nicolas Cage, Jon Voight. Ben (:32) “National Treasure: Book of Secrets” (2007, Action) Nicolas Cage. (31) TNT 138 245 Geoffrey Rush. A blacksmith and a pirate must rescue a kidnapped damsel. Gates sets out to establish an ancestor’s innocence. Ben Gates sets out to establish an ancestor’s innocence. own MLB Baseball Los Angeles Dodgers at San Diego Padres. From PETCO Park in San Diego. SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter SportsCenter SportsCenter (34) ESPN 140 206 (N) (Live) ball Women’s College Basketball College GameDay (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) NHRA Drag Racing SummitRacing.com Nationals. From Las Vegas. (N College GameDay (N) (Live) ESPN FC (N) MLB Baseball (35) ESPN2 144 209 Same-day Tape) es: Tennis PowerShares Series: MLS Soccer Portland Timbers at FC Dallas. From Toyota MLS Soccer Columbus Crew at Seattle Sounders FC. From Mariners All MLB Preseason Baseball Seattle Mariners at Colorado Rockies. From Salt (36) ROOT 426 651 Oklahoma City. Stadium in Dallas. CenturyLink Field in Seattle. Access River Fields in Scottsdale, Ariz. (Subject to Blackout) es” Bar Rescue “Corking the Bar Rescue Getting no laughs Bar Rescue “Attack of the Bar Rescue “Punch-Drunk & Bar Rescue “Scoreboard to Catch a Con- Catch a Con- Bar Rescue “A Bar Full of Bar Rescue “Scoreboard to (38) SPIKE 168 325 Hole” ‘PG’ at a comedy club. Yummy Mommies” ‘PG’ Trailer-Trashed” ‘PG’ Death” (N) ‘PG’ tractor tractor Bull” ‘PG’ Death” ‘PG’ ed” The Walking Dead An enlight- The Walking Dead One group The Walking Dead “The The Walking Dead “Us” ‘MA’ The Walking Dead “A” Many (:02) Talking Dead Guests The Walking Dead “A” Many Comic Book Game of (43) AMC 130 254 ening mission. ‘MA’ finds a shelter. ‘MA’ Grove” ‘MA’ paths collide. ‘MA’ discuss “A.” ‘14’ paths collide. ‘MA’ Men ‘PG’ Arms eSteven Uni- Teen Titans King of the King of the Bob’s Burg- Bob’s Burg- Family Guy Family Guy Rick and China, IL ‘PG’ Superjail Little Bob’s Burg- Bob’s Burg- Family Guy Family Guy Rick and (46) TOON 176 296 verse ‘PG’ Go! ‘PG’ Hill ‘PG’ Hill ‘PG’ ers ‘14’ ers ‘PG’ ‘14’ ‘14’ Morty ‘14’ girl. ‘MA’ ers ‘14’ ers ‘PG’ ‘14’ ‘14’ Morty ‘14’ Gator Boys “Passing the Gator Boys “Lost in the Megalodon: The Monster Shark Lives Trying to identify a (:05) River Monsters: Unhooked “Legend of Loch Ness” In (:05) River Monsters: Unhooked “Legend of Loch Ness” In (47) ANPL 184 282 Torch” ‘PG’ Glades” (N) ‘PG’ predator. ‘PG’ search of the Loch Ness monster. ‘PG’ search of the Loch Ness monster. ‘PG’ o Austin & Austin & Austin & Austin & Jessie ‘G’ I Didn’t Do “Despicable Me” (2010, Comedy) Voices of Phineas and Jessie ‘G’ Win, Lose or A.N.T. Farm Good Luck Good Luck Good Luck (49) DISN 173 291 Ally ‘G’ Ally ‘G’ Ally ‘G’ Ally ‘G’ It ‘G’ Steve Carell, Jason Segel. Ferb ‘G’ Draw ‘G’ ‘G’ Charlie ‘G’ Charlie Charlie ‘G’ ob SpongeBob SquarePants Sam & Cat ‘G’ Sam & Cat ‘G’ Sam & Cat ‘G’ SpongeBob Instant Mom See Dad Run Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Friends ‘PG’ (:36) Friends (:12) Friends Phobic Ross (50) NICK 171 300 “Truth or Square” ‘Y7’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘14’ tends infant son. ‘PG’ , “Harry Potter- “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1” (2010, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Wat- “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2” (2011, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Joel Osteen Joyce Meyer (51) FAM 180 311 Prince” son. Harry sets out to destroy the secrets to Voldemort’s power. Grint, Emma Watson. Harry may have to make the ultimate sacrifice. ‘PG’ psy My Big Fat American Gypsy My Big Fat American Gypsy My Five Wives ‘PG’ Long Island Long Island Long Island Long Island My Five Wives (N) ‘PG’ Long Island Long Island My Five Wives ‘PG’ (55) TLC 183 280 Wedding ‘14’ Wedding ‘PG’ Medium Medium Medium (N) Medium (N) Medium Medium 67 Fast N’ Loud “Mustang Lords of the Car Hoards Naked and Afraid “Man vs. Naked and Afraid: Uncen- Naked and Afraid “Paradise Lost” Surviving (:17) Naked (:01) Naked and Afraid “Para- (:01) Naked After Dark “After (56) DISC 182 278 Mania” ‘14’ “Pickups and Slams” ‘14’ Amazon” ‘14’ sored (N) ‘14’ on a deserted Fijian island. ‘14’ After Dark dise Lost” ‘14’ Paradise” ‘14’ hAlaska Spring Break (N) ‘PG’ Hotel Impossible “Glacier Hotel Impossible “Alaskan Mysteries at the Museum Mysteries at the Museum Church Secrets & Legends Mysteries at the Museum Mysteries at the Museum (57) TRAV 196 277 Bear Lodge” ‘PG’ Heavyweights” ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ (N) ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ American Pickers “Train American Pickers “California American Pickers A 1944 Ax Men Shelby gets in hot Ax Men “Trucked Up” (N) ‘PG’ No Man’s Land “My Desert (:02) Cryptid: The Swamp (:01) Ax Men “Battle Ax” ‘PG’ (58) HIST 120 269 Wreck” ‘PG’ Gold Mine” ‘PG’ Knucklehead Harley. ‘PG’ water with the law. ‘PG’ Gold” (N) ‘PG’ Beast ‘PG’ ars Storage Wars Storage Wars Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty “Stand by Mia” Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty (:01) Duck (:31) Duck (:01) Duck (:31) Duck ‘PG’ ‘PG’ “Life of Si” ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ A family reunion before Mia’s ‘PG’ “G.I. SI” ‘PG’ Dynasty ‘PG’ Dynasty ‘PG’ Dynasty ‘PG’ Dynasty ‘PG’ (59) A&E 118 265 ‘PG’ ‘PG’ surgery. ‘PG’ t Beachfront Beachfront House Hunt- Hunters Int’l House Hunt- Hunters Int’l Caribbean Caribbean Beachfront Beachfront Living Alaska Living Alaska House Hunt- Hunters Int’l Beachfront Beachfront (60) HGTV 112 229 Bargain Bargain ers ‘G’ ers ‘G’ Life (N) Life (N) Bargain Bargain ‘G’ ‘G’ ers ‘G’ Bargain Bargain inDiners, Drive-Ins and Dives Worst Cooks in America Chopped Four comics com- Food Court Wars “Gaufre Chopped First round has a Cutthroat Kitchen “Hawaii Restaurant: Impossible Chopped First round has a (61) FOOD 110 231 “Wildest Joints” ‘G’ “Eat, Pray, Love” ‘G’ pete. ‘G’ Gourmet vs. Pressed” ‘G’ tricky ingredient. (N) ‘G’ 5-Oh No!” (N) ‘G’ “Pizza: Impossible” ‘G’ tricky ingredient. ‘G’ ney 60 Minutes on CNBC “Big American Greed “Young Lust American Greed “Murder in The Profit Two brothers can’t Money Talks Steve’s client Crime Inc. Multibillion-dollar Paid Program Paid Program Money Talks Steve tries to (65) CNBC 208 355 Money, Big Deals” Goes Bust” Memphis” turn a profit. Joel comes to town. business. motivate his team. Huckabee FOX News Special Stossel Huckabee FOX News Special Stossel FOX News Sunday With Huckabee (67) FNC 205 360 Chris Wallace ‘PG’ “National-Van “Liar Liar” (1997, Comedy) Jim Carrey, Maura Tierney. A “Dumb & Dumber” (1994, Comedy) Jim Carrey, Jeff Daniels, Lauren Holly. Amy Schumer: Mostly Sex South Park South Park South Park South Park (81) COM 107 249 Wilder” fast-talking lawyer cannot tell a lie. Two witless wonders take a cash-laden briefcase to Aspen. Stuff ‘14’ ‘MA’ ‘MA’ ‘MA’ ‘MA’ rld” (3:30) “Underworld: Rise of the Lycans” “30 Days of Night” (2007, Horror) Josh Hartnett, Melissa George, Danny “Let Me In” (2010, Horror) Kodi Smit-McPhee, Chloe Grace Moretz. A misfit “Blade II” (2002, Horror) Wesley Snipes, Kris (82) SYFY 122 244 (2009) Michael Sheen, Bill Nighy. Huston. Hungry vampires descend on an Alaskan town. boy befriends the strange new girl who lives next door. Kristofferson, Ron Perlman.

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“Wrath of the Titans” (2012) Sam Worthing ! HBO 303 504 ton. Perseus must rescue Zeus from the underworld. ‘PG-13’ (3:45) Boxing Cedric Agnew vs. Sergey ^ HBO2 304 505 Kovalev. (Taped)

(:45) “Mama” (2013, Horror) Jessica Chastain, Nikolaj “The Heat” (2013, Comedy) Sandra Bullock, Melissa McVICE ‘MA’ “The Hangover Part III” (2013, Comedy) (:45) VICE Coster-Waldau. A ghostly entity follows two feral girls to their Carthy, Demián Bichir. A federal agent and a Boston cop go Bradley Cooper. All bets are off when the ‘MA’ new home. ‘PG-13’ after a drug lord. ‘R’ Wolfpack hits the road. ‘R’ The Making Real Time With Bill Maher “The Great Gatsby” (2013, Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio, Tobey Maguire, Car- “Prometheus” (2012, Science Fiction) Noomi Rapace, (:35) 24/7 Of: Now You ‘MA’ ey Mulligan. A would-be writer lives next to a mysterious millionaire. ‘PG-13’ Michael Fassbender. Explorers wage a terrifying battle to save Pacquiao/ See Me ‘PG’ mankind’s future. ‘R’ Bradley 2 (3:20) “There’s Something About Mary” (:20) “Jack the Giant Slayer” (2013, (:15) “Big Momma’s House 2” (2006, Comedy) Martin Law- “The Dark Knight Rises” (2012, Action) Christian Bale, Anne Hathaway, Zane’s Sex g” + MAX 311 514 (1998, Romance-Comedy) Cameron Diaz, Fantasy) Nicholas Hoult, Eleanor Tomlinson, rence, Nia Long. An FBI agent reprises his disguise, posing Tom Hardy. Batman faces a masked villain named Bane. ‘PG-13’ Chronicles Matt Dillon, Ben Stiller. ‘R’ Ewan McGregor. ‘PG-13’ as a heavy nanny. ‘PG-13’ Feature 5 erry, (2:45) “Alex “The Impossible” (2012, Drama) Naomi Watts, Ewan House of Lies Shameless The family Shameless “Emily” Fiona House of Lies House of Lies Shameless “Emily” Fiona Shameless “Emily” Fiona o 5 SHOW 319 540 Cross” McGregor, Tom Holland. A vacationing family is caught in the ‘MA’ searches for Fiona. ‘MA’ goes to a correctional facility. “Together” “Together” goes to a correctional facilgoes to a correctional facil2004 Thailand tsunami. ‘PG-13’ (N) ‘MA’ ‘MA’ ‘MA’ ity. ‘MA’ ity. ‘MA’ (2:10) “The (:20) “Deliver Us From Eva” (2003) LL Cool (:10) “The Words” (2012, Drama) Bradley Cooper, Jeremy “Silver Linings Playbook” (2012, Comedy-Drama) Bradley (:05) “Jarhead” (2005, War) Jake Gyllenhaal, Peter Sars 8 TMC 329 545 Ghost Writer” J. A legendary Lothario is hired to romance a Irons, Dennis Quaid. A wannabe writer claims another man’s Cooper. A man intends to rebuild his life and reunite with his gaard, Jamie Foxx. Marines band together during the Gulf meddling woman. work as his own. ‘PG-13’ estranged wife. ‘R’ War. ‘R’

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(:15) “Pride and Glory” (2008, Crime Drama) Edward Norton, Colin Farrell. (:15) “Alien vs. Predator” (2004) Sanaa Lathan. (:15) “U.S. Marshals” (1998, Action) Tommy Lee Jones, Wesley Snipes. Tom & Jerry ‘G’ Tom & Jerry Tom & Jerry Johnny Test Johnny Test Gumball Gumball Adventure Adventure Regular Regular Adventure Regular Steven Univ. Uncle Gra. Tom & Jerry ‘G’ Tom & Jerry Tom & Jerry Johnny Test Johnny Test Gumball Gumball Adventure Adventure Regular Regular Uncle Gra. Uncle Gra. Uncle Gra. Uncle Gra. Tom & Jerry ‘G’ Tom & Jerry Tom & Jerry Johnny Test Johnny Test Gumball Gumball Adventure Adventure Regular Regular Johnny Test Teen Titans Steven Univ. Regular Tom & Jerry ‘G’ Tom & Jerry Tom & Jerry Johnny Test Johnny Test Gumball Gumball Adventure Adventure Regular Regular Gumball Uncle Gra. Teen Titans Johnny Test Tom & Jerry ‘G’ Tom & Jerry Tom & Jerry Johnny Test Johnny Test Steven Univ. Uncle Gra. “Ben 10: Destroy All Aliens” (2012) ‘Y7’ Steven Univ. 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(7:00) “Apollo 13” (1995) ‘PG’ 24/7 “Taken 2” (2012) Liam Neeson. “Fantastic Four” (2005) Ioan Gruffudd. ‘PG-13’ “U-571” (2000) Matthew McConaughey. ‘PG-13’ Game “Trouble With the Curve” “Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story” “The Great Gatsby” (2013) Leonardo DiCaprio. ‘PG-13’ “Just My Luck” (2006) ‘PG-13’ (:45) “Big Daddy” (1999) ‘PG-13’ (6:45) “The Dark Knight Rises” “Bowfinger” (1999) ‘PG-13’ University Sing “Bee Season” (2005) ‘PG-13’ Game “The Transporter 2” (2005) 24/7 “Pitch Perfect” (2012) Anna Kendrick. ‘PG-13’ Prison Trml (:45) “She’s the Man” (2006) Amanda Bynes. REAL Sports Gumbel “Ace Ventura: Pet Detective” “Musical Chairs” (7:00) “In Her Shoes” (:15) “Trouble With the Curve” (2012) ‘PG-13’ (:15) “Fever Pitch” (2005) Drew Barrymore. Doll & Em Doll & Em “The Wedding Date” (2005) State-Play (:05) “Hitchcock” (2012) ‘PG-13’ (:45) “Epic” (2013) Voices of Colin Farrell. ‘PG’ “Vehicle 19” (2013) Paul Walker. ‘R’ Paycheck to Paycheck REAL Sports Gumbel (:15) “Chernobyl Diaries” (:15) “The Heat” (2013) Sandra Bullock. ‘R’ Game Face Off (10:55) “Deep Impact” (1998) Robert Duvall. “Dark Shadows” (2012) Johnny Depp. ‘PG-13’ (:15) “Mama” (2013) (7:00) “The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey” (9:55) “Taken 2” (2012) ‘PG-13’ (:35) “Cloud Atlas” (2012, Drama) Tom Hanks, Halle Berry. ‘R’ “Madagascar 3: Wanted” (7:45) “Fantastic Four” (2005) (:35) “The Great Gatsby” (2013) Leonardo DiCaprio. ‘PG-13’ “Undercover Brother” (2002) “Six by Sondheim” (2013) ‘NR’ “The Watch” (2012) Game of Thrones ‘MA’ Game of Thrones ‘MA’ Game of Thrones ‘MA’ Game of Thrones ‘MA’ Game of Thrones ‘MA’ Game of Thrones ‘MA’ Game of Thrones ‘MA’ Game of Thrones ‘MA’ “The Godfather” (1972, Crime Drama) Marlon Brando, Al Pacino. ‘R’ “The Godfather, Part II” (1974, Crime Drama) Al Pacino, Robert Duvall. ‘R’ “The Godfather, Part III” (1990) (:15) “Parental Guidance” (2012) Billy Crystal. “The Shining” (1980, Horror) Jack Nicholson. ‘R’ “Syriana” (2005, Drama) George Clooney. ‘R’ (:40) “Prometheus” (2012) ‘R’ “Me, Myself & Irene” (2000) Jim Carrey. ‘R’ “Showtime” (2002) Robert De Niro. (:40) “Argo” (2012) Ben Affleck. ‘R’ (:45) “The Long Kiss Goodnight” (1996) Geena Davis. ‘R’ (7:40) “The East” (2013) ‘PG-13’ (:40) “Assault on Precinct 13” (2005) ‘R’ “The Conjuring” (2013) Vera Farmiga. ‘R’ “Stoker” (2013, Horror) Mia Wasikowska. ‘R’ Negotiator “There’s Something About Mary” (1998) ‘R’ (:05) “This Is 40” (2012, Romance-Comedy) Paul Rudd. ‘R’ (:20) “The Man in the Iron Mask” (1998) ‘PG-13’ (:35) “Tombstone” (1993) ‘R’ Quality Balls (:20) “Kindergarten Cop” (1990) (:15) “Shakespeare High” (2011) (:45) “The Producers” (2005) Nathan Lane. ‘PG-13’ “The Cold Light of Day” (2012) (:45) Nixon “Family Band” (:10) “The Big Kahuna” (1999) ‘R’ (:40) “Sexting” (2011) Jason Lewis. (:15) “Detention of the Dead” (2012) (:45) “Gone” (2012) Amanda Seyfried. ‘PG-13’ Daughter (6:40) “Lorenzo’s Oil” “Wicker Park” (2004) Josh Hartnett. ‘PG-13’ “The Brothers Bloom” (2008) Rachel Weisz. “Stir of Echoes: The Homecoming” ‘R’ “Five Fingers” (2006) ‘R’ “Detective Dee” “The Impossible” (2012) Naomi Watts. “Your Sister’s Sister” (2011) ‘R’ (:45) “Mafia!” (1998) Jay Mohr. (:15) “Fearless” (2006, Action) Jet Li. ‘PG-13’ (7:30) “Foolproof” (:05) “Gucci: The Director” ‘NR’ “Quartet” (2012) Maggie Smith. (:15) “Carlito’s Way” (1993, Crime Drama) Al Pacino. ‘R’ (:40) “Coach Carter” (2005) (7:35) “That’s What I Am” (:20) “Bending the Rules” (:45) “Gone” (2012) Amanda Seyfried. ‘PG-13’ (:20) “Man on a Ledge” (2012) (:05) “54” (1998) Ryan Phillippe. StreetDance “No Look Pass” (2011) ‘NR’ “Nobody Walks” (2012) Olivia Thirlby. “Scenes From a Mall” (1990) ‘R’ “A Dark Truth” (2012, Suspense) Andy Garcia. ‘R’ “The Inheritance” (2010) Keith David. (7:05) Rize (:35) “For Ellen” (2012) Paul Dano. (:10) “Return to Paradise” (1998) Vince Vaughn. (:05) “Houseguest” (1995, Comedy) Sinbad. ‘PG’ (1:55) “Deep Rising” (1998) ‘R’ For Ellen (7:30) “Medicine Man” (1992) “The Illusionist” (2006) Edward Norton. “My Left Foot” (1989) ‘R’ (:15) “Once in the Life” (2000, Crime Drama) ‘R’ (:05) “Another Stakeout” (7:10) “The Reunion” “Agent Cody Banks 2” (:40) “Junior” (1994) Arnold Schwarzenegger. “Kindergarten Cop” (1990, Comedy) ‘PG-13’ “Havana” (1990) Robert Redford.

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Almost, Away Disappeared ‘PG’ Wicked Attraction ‘14’ Sins & Secrets ‘14’ Fast N’ Loud ‘G’ Fast N’ Loud ‘G’ Fast N’ Loud ‘G’ Fast N’ Loud ‘G’ Almost, Away Disappeared ‘PG’ Wicked Attraction ‘14’ Sins & Secrets ‘14’ Texas Drug Wars ‘14’ Weed Country ‘14’ Weed Country ‘14’ Amish Mafia ‘14’ Almost, Away Disappeared ‘PG’ Wicked Attraction ‘14’ Sins & Secrets ‘14’ Amish Mafia ‘14’ Sons of Guns ‘14’ Sons of Guns ‘14’ Dual Survival ‘G’ Almost, Away Disappeared ‘PG’ Wicked Attraction ‘14’ Sins & Secrets ‘14’ Pot Cops ‘14’ Pot Cops ‘14’ Deadly Seas ‘PG’ Deadly Seas ‘PG’ Almost, Away Disappeared ‘PG’ Wicked Attraction ‘14’ Sins & Secrets ‘14’ Fast N’ Loud ‘G’ Fast N’ Loud ‘G’ Sons of Guns ‘14’ Sons of Guns ‘14’ Mysteries at the Museum No Reservation Armed Armed Food Wars Food Wars Food Wars Food Wars Food Wars Food Wars Food Paradise ‘G’ Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Mysteries at the Museum No Reservation Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Food Paradise ‘PG’ Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Mysteries at the Museum No Reservation Extreme Bathrooms ‘G’ Million Dollar Boats ‘PG’ Extreme Boats ‘PG’ Extreme Mega Factories Food Paradise ‘PG’ Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Mysteries at the Museum No Reservation Mysteries at the Museum Mysteries at the Museum Mysteries at the Museum Mysteries at the Museum Food Paradise ‘G’ Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Mysteries at the Museum No Reservation Vacation Vacation Vacation Vacation Mansions Mansions Mansions Mansions Food Paradise ‘G’ Bizarre Foods/Zimmern (7:00) First Apocalypse After Armageddon ‘PG’ Nostradamus: 500 Years Later ‘PG’ Cryptid: Beast Cryptid: Beast Cryptid: Beast (7:00) Black Blizzard ‘PG’ Mega Disasters ‘PG’ Mega Disasters ‘PG’ Mega Disasters “San Francisco Earthquake” ‘PG’ Mega Disasters ‘PG’ Mega Disasters ‘PG’ Mega Disasters ‘PG’ Jobsite ‘PG’ American Pickers ‘PG’ American Pickers ‘PG’ American Pickers ‘PG’ American Pickers ‘PG’ American Pickers ‘PG’ American Pickers ‘PG’ American Pickers ‘PG’ Slave Catchers, Resisters Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars (7:00) The Plague ‘PG’ Ancient Discoveries ‘PG’ Ancient Discoveries ‘PG’ Ancient Discoveries ‘PG’ Ancient Discoveries ‘PG’ Ancient Discoveries ‘PG’ Ancient Discoveries ‘PG’ Ancient Discoveries ‘PG’ Criminal Minds ‘14’ Criminal Minds ‘14’ CSI: Miami ‘14’ Bates Motel ‘14’ Criminal Minds ‘14’ Criminal Minds ‘14’ The First 48 ‘14’ The First 48 ‘14’ Criminal Minds ‘14’ Criminal Minds ‘14’ CSI: Miami ‘14’ CSI: Miami ‘14’ Criminal Minds ‘14’ Criminal Minds ‘14’ The First 48 ‘14’ The First 48 ‘14’ Criminal Minds ‘14’ Criminal Minds ‘14’ CSI: Miami ‘14’ CSI: Miami “Ambush” ‘14’ Criminal Minds ‘14’ Criminal Minds ‘14’ The First 48 ‘14’ The First 48 ‘14’ Criminal Minds ‘14’ Criminal Minds ‘14’ CSI: Miami “All In” ‘14’ CSI: Miami ‘14’ Criminal Minds ‘14’ Criminal Minds ‘14’ The First 48 ‘14’ The First 48 ‘14’ Criminal Minds ‘14’ Criminal Minds ‘14’ Criminal Minds ‘14’ Criminal Minds ‘14’ The First 48 ‘14’ The First 48 ‘14’ The First 48 ‘14’ The First 48 ‘14’ Varied Programs Hunters Hunters Int’l Varied Programs Paid Prog. Barbecue Tyler’s Ult. Day Off Good Eats Unwrapped Pioneer Wo. Contessa Money Dinners Secrets 30-Minute Kelsey’s Giada-Home The Kitchen ‘G’ Paid Prog. Grill It! Home Made Down Home Cupcake Wars ‘G’ Pioneer Wo. Contessa Money Dinners Secrets 30-Minute Kelsey’s Giada-Home Contessa Contessa Paid Prog. Bobby Flay Ingred. Fix Hungry Girl Cupcake Wars ‘G’ Pioneer Wo. Contessa Sandra Lee Dinners Secrets 30-Minute Kelsey’s Giada-Home Contessa Contessa Paid Prog. Dinner Challenge ‘G’ Cupcake Wars ‘G’ Pioneer Wo. Contessa Sandra Lee Dinners Secrets 30-Minute Kelsey’s Giada-Home Contessa Contessa Paid Prog. Big Daddy’s The Kitchen ‘G’ Cupcake Wars ‘G’ Trisha’s Contessa Sandra’s Mexican Best- Made Best- Made Best- Made Best- Made Best Thing Best Thing Fast Money Halftime Power Lunch Street Signs Closing Bell Fast Money Varied Mad Money American Greed (7:00) Happening Now America’s News HQ The Real Story Shepard Smith Reporting Your World W/ Cavuto The Five Special Report Greta Van Susteren Daily Show Colbert Rep Comedy Sunny South Park (:24) “The Slammin’ Salmon” (2009, Comedy) (:24) “National Lampoon’s Van Wilder” (2002) Key & Peele Key & Peele Key & Peele Daily Show Colbert Rep Comedy Community Sunny South Park Amy Sch. Amy Sch. Amy Sch. Amy Sch. Amy Sch. (:24) Tosh.0 Tosh.0 ‘14’ (:25) Tosh.0 Tosh.0 ‘14’ (:27) Tosh.0 Daily Show Colbert Rep Comedy Community Sunny South Park (10:54) “Without a Paddle” (2004) Seth Green. South Park South Park South Park South Park South Park South Park Daily Show Colbert Rep Half Hour Community Sunny South Park (:09) “Epic Movie” (2007, Comedy) Kal Penn. Chappelle’s Chappelle’s Sunny Sunny Sunny Futurama Daily Show Colbert Rep Community Futurama Sunny South Park “Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult” (1994) Workaholics Workaholics Sunny Sunny Sunny Futurama “Red: Werewolf Hunter” (2010) Felicia Day. ‘14’ “The Bleeding” (2009, Horror) Vinnie Jones. “Vampyre Nation” (2012) Neil Jackson ‘14’ “Blade II” (2002, Horror) Wesley Snipes. Jim Henson’s Face Off ‘PG’ Face Off ‘14’ Face Off ‘14’ Face Off ‘14’ Face Off ‘14’ Face Off ‘14’ Face Off ‘14’ “The Ferryman” (2007, Horror) Kerry Fox. “Phantom Racer” (2009, Action) Greg Evigan. ‘14’ “Haunted High” (2012, Horror) Danny Trejo. ‘14’ “American Horror House” (2012, Horror) ‘14’ Henson Jim Henson’s “Dracula 2000” (2000) Christopher Plummer. “Wes Craven Presents Dracula II: Ascension” “30 Days of Night: Dark Days” (2010) Kiele Sanchez. 30 Days Continuum Continuum “Second Skin” Continuum ‘14’ Continuum ‘14’ Continuum ‘14’ Continuum ‘14’ Continuum “Seconds” Continuum

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Ted ›› (2012, Comedy) Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis. ‘NR’ (1:55) + MAX Tue. 4:50 p.m. 30 Days of Night ›› (2007, Horror) Josh Hartnett, Melissa George. ‘R’ (1:53) (82) SYFY Sun. 5:30 p.m.; s... Wed. 8 p.m. This Is 40 ›› (2012, Romance-Comedy) Paul Rudd, Leslie Mann. ‘R’ (2:14) + MAX Fri. 6:45 p.m. Tombstone ››› (1993, Western) ng Kurt Russell, Val Kilmer. Doc Holliday joins Wyatt Earp and his brothers

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for an OK Corral showdown with the Clanton gang. ‘R’ (2:07) + MAX Tue. 6:45 p.m. Trouble With the Curve ›› (2012, Drama) Clint Eastwood, Amy Adams. ‘PG13’ (1:51) ! HBO Tue. 5:30 p.m.

Italy, buys a villa and befriends a married man. ‘PG-13’ (1:53) (8) WGN-A Sun. 11 p.m. U.S. Marshals ›› (1998, Action) Tommy Lee Jones, Wesley Snipes. ‘PG-13’ (2:13) (43) AMC Thu. 7 p.m.

U-571 ›› (2000, Suspense) Matthew McConaughey, Bill Paxton. ‘PG13’ (1:56) ^ HBO2 Wed. 10:30 p.m. Under the Tuscan Sun ››› (2003, Romance) Diane Lane, Sandra Oh. Devastated by her philandering husband, a successful woman moves to

War of the Worlds ››› (2005, Science Fiction) Tom Cruise, Dakota Fanning. A New Jersey man and his two children face an epic battle for survival when hostile aliens invade Earth. ‘PG-13’ (1:56) ^ HBO2 Tue. 5 p.m.

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Warm Bodies ›› (2013, RomanceComedy) Nicholas Hoult, Teresa Palmer. ‘PG-13’ (1:38) + MAX Thu. 5:45 p.m. The Wild Thornberrys Movie ›› (2002, Comedy) Voices of Lacey Chabert, Tom Kane. ‘PG’ (1:25) (50) NICK Fri. 5 p.m. Winter Solstice ››› (2004, Drama) Anthony LaPaglia, Aaron Stanford. Still grieving the loss of his wife, a New Jersey widower has difficulty reaching out to his troubled sons. ‘R’ (1:33) 8 TMC Wed. 7 p.m. The Words ›› (2012, Drama) Bradley Cooper, Jeremy Irons. ‘PG-13’ (1:36) 8 TMC Sun. 6:10 p.m.

Y Yes Man ›› (2008, Comedy) Jim Carrey, Zooey Deschanel. ‘PG-13’ (1:44) (81) COM Fri. 9 p.m.

Z Zombieland ››› (2009, Comedy) Woody Harrelson, Jesse Eisenberg. Survivors of a zombie apocalypse use creative means to dispatch the undead as they make their way toward a rumored safe haven in Los Angeles. ‘R’ (1:27) (30) TBS Fri. 9 p.m. © Tribune Media Services

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6:00 p.m. (36) ROOT MLB Baseball (Live)

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AUTO RACING Sunday 7:00 p.m. (35) ESPN2 NHRA Drag Racing From Las Vegas. (Sameday Tape) (CC)

Friday 4:00 p.m. (35) ESPN2 NASCAR Countdown (Live) 4:30 p.m. (35) ESPN2 NASCAR Racing From Texas Motor Speedway in Fort Worth, Texas. (Live)

BASEBALL Sunday 2:30 p.m. (34) ESPN Baseball Tonight: Sunday Night Countdown (Live) 4:00 p.m. (34) ESPN MLB Baseball (Live)

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Grey’s Anatomy “You Be Illin”’ Scandal “The Fluffer” Abby The doctors face flu-infected takes on Olivia’s duties. patients. ‘14’ (N) ‘14’ House “Selfish” A seemingly American Family Guy healthy teen collapses. ‘14’ Dad ‘14’ ‘14’ Two and a (:31) The (:01) Elementary (N) ‘14’ Half Men (N) Crazy Ones American Idol Surviving Fox 4 News at 9 (N) ‘PG’ Jack (N) ‘14’ (:01) Hollywood Game Night “Game Night, That’s Another Story” (N) ‘14’ Energy at the Movies: 70 Years of Energy on the Big Screen ‘G’

Parenthood “Cold Feet” Julia struggles with her personal life. (N) ‘PG’ Energy Quest USA -- Earth: The Operators’ Manual ‘G’

ABC News at (:35) Jimmy Kimmel Live ‘14’ (:37) Nightline 10 (N) (N) ‘G’ (3) A 30 Rock “Suc- How I Met The Office cession” ‘14’ Your Mother “Chair Model” ‘PG’ ‘PG’ KTVA Night- (:35) Late Show With David cast Letterman (N) ‘PG’ The Arsenio Hall Show ‘14’ Two and a Half Men ‘14’ Channel 2 News: Late Edition (N) Just Seen It ‘PG’

It’s Always Sunny in (6) Philadelphia Late Late Show/Craig (8) C TMZ (N) ‘PG’ (9)

(:34) The Tonight Show (:36) Late Starring Jimmy Fallon Actor Night With (10) Daniel Radcliffe. ‘14’ Seth Meyers One Square Charlie Rose (N) Mile: Texas ‘G’ (12)

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Salem: How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met Parks and Parks and (8) WGN-A 239 307 Witches Your Mother Your Mother Your Mother Your Mother Your Mother Your Mother Your Mother Recreation Recreation Digital Cameras ‘G’ Denim & Co. ‘G’ Shoe Shopping With Jane ‘G’ Digital Cameras ‘G’ Fit 4 U: Swimwear ‘G’ (20) QVC 137 317

Parks and 30 Rock ‘14’ Recreation Ryka Fitness ‘G’

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Wife Swap “Talbott/Broider” A Project Runway: Under the Project Runway: Under the Project Runway: Under the (:01) Celebrity (:31) Celebrity (:02) Celebrity (:32) Celebrity (:02) Project Runway: Under militaristic mom has rules. ‘PG’ Gunn The designers are Gunn ‘PG’ Gunn (N) ‘PG’ Home Raid- Home Raid- Home Raid- Home Raid- the Gunn ‘PG’ (23) placed in pairs. ‘PG’ ers ‘PG’ ers ‘PG’ ers ‘PG’ ers ‘PG’ Law & Order: Special Vic- Law & Order: Special Vic- Law & Order: Special Vic- Suits “Know When to Fold (:01) Sirens (:32) Modern (:02) Modern (:32) Modern (:02) Suits “Know When to (28) tims Unit ‘14’ tims Unit “Haystack” ‘14’ tims Unit ‘14’ ’Em” (N) ‘14’ (N) ‘14’ Family ‘PG’ Family ‘PG’ Family ‘PG’ Fold ’Em” ‘14’ Seinfeld “The Seinfeld “The Seinfeld “The Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy The Big Bang The Big Bang The Big Bang The Big Bang Conan Basketball player The Pete Conan ‘14’ Andrea Doria” Little Jerry” Comeback” “I Dream of ‘14’ ‘14’ Theory ‘14’ Theory ‘PG’ Theory ‘PG’ Theory ‘14’ Charles Barkley. (N) ‘14’ Holmes Show (30) ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ Jesus” ‘14’ ‘MA’ NBA Basketball San Antonio Spurs at Oklahoma City Thunder. From Chesa- NBA Basketball Dallas Mavericks at Los Angeles Clippers. From Staples Inside the NBA (N) (Live) Castle “Setup” ‘PG’ Castle Preventing a city-wide (31) peake Energy Arena in Oklahoma City. (N) (Live) Center in Los Angeles. (N) (Live) catastrophe. ‘PG’ College Basketball College Basketball State Farm Slam Dunk & 3-Point Cham- SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (34) pionship. From Dallas. (N) (Live) High School Basketball 2014 SportsCenter SportsCenter Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) Olbermann (N) (Live) Olbermann College GameDay (N) Baseball NASCAR Now MLB Baseball: Cardinals (35) E Powerade Jamfest. Tonight (N) (N) at Reds MLB Baseball: Mariners at Graham Mariners MLB Baseball Seattle Mariners at Oakland Athletics. From O.co Coliseum in Oakland, Calif. Mariners MLB Baseball Seattle Mariners at Oakland Athletics. From O.co Coliseum in (36) Angels Bensinger Pregame (N Subject to Blackout) (Live) Postgame Oakland, Calif. (Subject to Blackout) (3:00) “Ninja Assassin” (2009, Action) Rain, Cops ‘14’ Cops ‘PG’ Cops ‘PG’ Cops ‘14’ Cops ‘PG’ iMPACT Wrestling (N) ‘14’ Ink Master “Tat-Astrophe” ‘14’ Cops ‘14’ Cops ‘PG’ (38) Naomie Harris, Ben Miles. “Face/Off” (1997, Action) John Travolta, Nicolas Cage, Joan Allen. An FBI agent and a vio- “U.S. Marshals” (1998, Action) Tommy Lee Jones, Wesley Snipes, Robert Downey Jr. Sam (:01) “The Mummy” (1999) Brendan Fraser. A mummy seeks (43) lent terrorist switch identities. Gerard gets caught up in another fugitive case. revenge for a 3,000-year-old curse. King of the King of the The Cleve- The Cleve- American Family Guy American Family Guy Eagleheart Check It Out Delocated ‘14’ American Family Guy American Family Guy Eagleheart (46) Hill ‘PG’ Hill ‘PG’ land Show land Show Dad ‘14’ ‘14’ Dad ‘14’ ‘14’ ‘14’ (N) ‘14’ Dad ‘14’ ‘14’ Dad ‘14’ ‘14’ ‘14’ River Monsters: The Lost River Monsters: The Lost Wild West Alaska Alaska: The Last Frontier Ice Cold Gold: After the Ice Cold Gold (N) ‘PG’ Ice Cold Gold: After the Ice Cold Gold ‘PG’ (47) Reels ‘PG’ Reels ‘PG’ “Fall Feast” ‘14’ Thaw (N) ‘PG’ Thaw ‘PG’ Win, Lose or Dog With a Dog With a Dog With a Austin & Dog With a Dog With a I Didn’t Do Austin & A.N.T. Farm Good Luck Jessie ‘G’ Austin & Dog With a Good Luck Good Luck Draw ‘G’ Blog ‘G’ Blog ‘G’ Blog ‘G’ Ally ‘G’ Blog ‘G’ Blog ‘G’ It ‘G’ Ally ‘G’ ‘G’ Charlie ‘G’ Ally ‘G’ Blog ‘G’ Charlie ‘G’ Charlie ‘G’ (49) SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob Sam & Cat ‘G’ Instant Mom See Dad Run Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Friends ‘14’ (:36) Friends (:12) Friends Richard bonds (50) (N) ‘PG’ (N) ‘PG’ ‘PG’ with the guys. ‘PG’ The Middle The Middle The Middle “Along Came Polly” (2004) Ben Stiller. A jilted newlywed “Meet the Fockers” (2004, Comedy) Robert De Niro, Ben Stiller, Dustin Hoff- The 700 Club ‘G’ Fresh Prince Fresh Prince (51) “Pilot” ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ finds solace with another woman. man. Future in-laws clash in Florida. My Big Fat American Gypsy My Big Fat American Gypsy My Big Fat American Gypsy My Big Fat American Gypsy My Big Fat American Gypsy Worst Tattoos Worst Tattoos My Big Fat American Gypsy Worst Tattoos Worst Tattoos (55) Wedding ‘PG’ Wedding ‘14’ Wedding ‘14’ Wedding: Most Wedding (N) ‘14’ Wedding ‘14’ Game of Stones Bering Sea Gold ‘PG’ Bering Sea Gold ‘PG’ Game of Stones Game of Stones (N) Bering Sea Gold ‘PG’ Game of Stones Bering Sea Gold ‘PG’ (56)

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Man v. Food Man v. Food ‘G’ ‘PG’ Pawn Stars Pawn Stars ‘PG’ ‘PG’ The First 48 “Frenzy; Hard Truth” Murder of two men. ‘14’

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House Hunters Renovation ‘G’ Chopped First basket, brook trout. ‘G’ American Greed “Deadly Payout” The Kelly File (N)

Hunters Int’l House Hunters ‘G’ Chopped “We Love Leftovers!” ‘G’ American Greed A comptroller steals millions. Hannity (N)

Rehab Ad- Rehab Addict ‘G’ dict ‘G’ Chopped Veal chops; bottarga; fig desserts. ‘G’ The Profit “Sweet Pete’s”

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The Colbert Daily Show/ Chappelle’s Chappelle’s Report ‘PG’ Jon Stewart Show ‘14’ Show ‘14’ “Drive Angry” (2011) Nicolas Cage, Amber Heard. A brutal felon escapes from hell to save his grandchild.

Mysteries at the Museum (N) ‘PG’ Pawn Stars Pawn Stars ‘PG’ ‘PG’ After the First 48 “Into the Night” A man is killed at a gas station. (N) ‘14’ Rev. Run’s Rev. Run’s Renovation Renovation Chopped Canada “A Wing and a Prayer” ‘G’ Money Talks A salesman isn’t pulling his weight. The Kelly File

Church Secrets & Legends ‘PG’ Vikings King Horik returns to Kattegat. (N) ‘14’ Beyond Scared Straight A 14-year-old enters a Virginia jail. (N) ‘14’ House Hunt- Hunters Int’l ers (N) ‘G’ Beat Bobby Beat Bobby Flay (N) ‘G’ Flay ‘G’ American Greed A comptroller steals millions. Hannity

It’s Always Tosh.0 ‘14’ Review (N) Tosh.0 ‘14’ Sunny ‘14’ “Machete” (2010, Action) Danny Trejo, Robert De Niro. The victim of a double-cross seeks revenge.

Mysteries at the Museum Mysteries at the Museum (57) ‘PG’ ‘PG’ (:02) Vikings King Horik (:01) Pawn (:31) Pawn (58) returns to Kattegat. ‘14’ Stars ‘PG’ Stars ‘PG’ (:01) Beyond Scared Straight (:01) The First 48 A man South Carolina toughs try is found dead in his truck’s (59) jail. ‘14’ cab. ‘14’ House Hunt- Hunters Int’l Rev. Run’s Rev. Run’s ers ‘G’ Renovation Renovation (60) Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Chopped Canada “A Wing (61) and a Prayer” ‘G’ Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program (65) On the Record With Greta Red Eye (N) (67) Van Susteren Daily Show/ The Colbert (:01) At Mid- (:31) Tosh.0 (81) Jon Stewart Report ‘PG’ night ‘14’ ‘14’ “Zombie Apocalypse” (2011, Horror) Ving Rhames. Survi (82) vors seek an island refuge from zombies.

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(3:00) “Musi- (:45) “Beasts of the Southern Wild” (2012, Drama) Quven- Game of REAL Sports With Bryant “The Hangover Part III” (2013, Comedy) Game of Downtown Girls: The Hook- VICE ‘MA’ Game of Bradley Cooper. All bets are off when the Thrones: Ice ers of Honolulu ‘MA’ Thrones: The 504 cal Chairs” zhané Wallis. An intrepid 6-year-old lives with her father in the Thrones: The Gumbel ‘PG’ Delta. ‘PG-13’ Politics Wolfpack hits the road. ‘R’ and Fire Politics (3:00) “The (:45) “Chasing Mavericks” (2012, Drama) Gerard Butler, (:40) “Fantastic Four” (2005, Action) Ioan Gruffudd, JesVeep “D.C.” “The Great Gatsby” (2013, Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio, Tobey Maguire, Car- “Snitch” Jonny Weston, Elisabeth Shue. A surfer goes to ride a famous sica Alba, Chris Evans. Cosmic radiation grants four people ‘MA’ ey Mulligan. A would-be writer lives next to a mysterious millionaire. ‘PG-13’ (2013) 505 Watch” ‘R’ northern California wave. ‘PG’ unusual powers. ‘PG-13’ (3:20) “The Negotiator” (1998) Samuel L. (:45) “Warm Bodies” (2013, Romance-Comedy) Nicholas “How High” (2001, Comedy) Method Man, “The Conjuring” (2013, Horror) Vera Farmiga, Patrick Wil- (10:55) Life Life on Top Redman. Pot-smoking pals become unlikely son, Lili Taylor. Paranormal investigators confront a powerful on Top “All In” “Vajazzled” 514 Jackson. A top police negotiator is accused of Hoult. An unusual romance unfolds after a zombie saves a committing murder. young woman’s life. ‘PG-13’ students at Harvard. ‘R’ demonic entity. ‘R’ ‘MA’ ‘MA’ “The Ghost Writer” (2010, Drama) Pierce Brosnan, Ewan (:15) “The Impossible” (2012, Drama) Naomi Watts, Ewan (:15) “Dazed and Confused” (1993, Drama) Jason London, Penn & Teller: “Seven Psychopaths” (2012) Colin Farrell. McGregor, Tom Holland. A vacationing family is caught in the Wiley Wiggins, Sasha Jenson. Teens waste another day in Bulls...! ‘MA’ A screenwriter’s pals kidnap a mobster’s 540 McGregor, Kim Cattrall. A ghostwriter’s latest project lands him in jeopardy. ‘PG-13’ 2004 Thailand tsunami. ‘PG-13’ 1976 Austin, Texas. ‘R’ beloved dog. ‘R’ (3:05) “Another Stakeout” “The Illusionist” (2006, Mystery) Edward Norton, Paul Gia- “The Double” (2011, Action) Richard Gere. (:40) “Blitz” (2011, Suspense) Jason Statham, Paddy Consi- “Lawless” (2012) Shia LaBeouf. The Bondumatti, Jessica Biel. A magician and a prince vie for a woman’s A senator’s murder brings a CIA agent out of dine, Aiden Gillen. A serial killer targets police officers. ‘R’ rant brothers become bootleggers in Depres545 (1993) Richard Dreyfuss. ‘PG-13’ love. ‘PG-13’ retirement. ‘PG-13’ sion-era Virginia. ‘R’

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Wheel of For- Last Man (:31) The Shark Tank A commerce (:01) 20/20 ‘PG’ ABC News at (:35) Jimmy Kimmel Live ‘14’ (:37) Nightline tune (N) ‘G’ Standing (N) Neighbors (N) flower business. (N) ‘PG’ 10 (N) (N) ‘G’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ Family Guy 30 Rock “The Monk “Mr. Monk Takes Monk “Mr. Monk and the American Family Guy 30 Rock How I Met The Office It’s Always ‘14’ Moms” ‘14’ the Stand” Monk’s phobias Critic” Natalie suspects a Dad ‘14’ “Running “Sandwich Your Mother “Night Out” Sunny in threaten a case. ‘PG’ critic. ‘PG’ Mates” ‘14’ Day” ‘14’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ Philadelphia KTVA 6 p.m. Evening News Unforgettable A married Hawaii Five-0 A tycoon’s Blue Bloods “Righting KTVA Night- (:35) Late Show With David Late Late (N) couple is murdered. ‘14’ daughter is killed. (N) ‘14’ Wrongs” (N) ‘14’ cast Letterman (N) ‘PG’ Show/Craig The Big Bang The Big Bang Rake Keegan gets support for Raising Hope Jimmy and Fox 4 News at 9 (N) The Arsenio Hall Show ‘14’ Two and a TMZ (N) ‘PG’ Theory ‘PG’ Theory ‘PG’ the campaign. (N) ‘14’ Sabrina inherit a family maid. Half Men ‘14’ (N) ‘14’ Channel 2 Newshour (N) Dateline NBC (N) ‘PG’ Grimm “Synchronicity” Adalind (:01) Hannibal “Futamono” Channel 2 (:34) The Tonight Show Star- (:36) Late is visited by a surprise ally. A city councilman’s body is News: Late ring Jimmy Fallon (N) ‘14’ Night With (N) ‘14’ found. (N) ‘14’ Edition (N) Seth Meyers PBS NewsHour (N) Washington Alaska Edi- Live From Lincoln Center The Cleveland Orchestra in Performance: Light of the Charlie Rose (N) Week With tion James Naughton performs. Bruckner Symphony No. 4 The Cleveland Valley-SwayGwen Ifill (N) ‘PG’ Orchestra performs. (N) ‘G’ ambhu

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Rockers Rockers Rockers Rockers ‘PG’ ‘14’ Law & Order: Special Vic- Law & Order: Special Vic- Law & Order: Special Vic- Modern Fam- Modern Fam- Modern Fam- Modern Fam- Modern Fam- Modern Fam- Modern Fam- Sirens ‘14’ (:01) CSI: Crime Scene tims Unit “Bang” ‘14’ tims Unit ‘14’ tims Unit “Smoked” ‘14’ ily ‘PG’ ily ‘PG’ ily ‘PG’ ily ‘PG’ ily ‘PG’ ily ‘PG’ ily ‘PG’ Investigation ‘14’ The King of The King of Seinfeld ‘PG’ Seinfeld ‘PG’ Seinfeld “The Family Guy “Red” (2010, Action) Bruce Willis, Morgan Freeman, John “Zombieland” (2009, Comedy) Woody Harrelson, Jesse Cougar Town Deal With Queens ‘PG’ Queens ‘PG’ Susie” ‘PG’ ‘14’ Malkovich. The CIA targets a team of former agents for as- Eisenberg, Emma Stone. Survivors of an apocalypse join ‘14’ It ‘14’ sassination. forces against zombies. Castle “Slice of Death” ‘PG’ Castle A swimmer turns up Castle Beckett’s ex-partner is “Contagion” (2011, Suspense) Marion Cotillard, Matt Damon, Laurence (:17) “Contagion” (2011, Suspense) Marion Cotillard. Doc- (:34) Dallas dead in a pool. ‘PG’ murdered. ‘PG’ Fishburne. Doctors try to contain the spread of a lethal virus. tors try to contain the spread of a lethal virus. ‘14’ (3:00) NBA Basketball Denver Nuggets at NBA Basketball Oklahoma City Thunder at Houston Rockets. From the SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) NBA Basketball: Thunder at Memphis Grizzlies. (N) (Live) Toyota Center in Houston. (N) (Live) Rockets NASCAR NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: O’Reilly Auto Parts 300. From Texas SportsCenter (N) (Live) Olbermann (N) College GameDay (N) NBA Tonight NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: O’Reilly Countdown Motor Speedway in Fort Worth, Texas. (N) (Live) (N) Auto Parts 300. MLB Baseball: Mariners at Mariners All Mariners MLB Baseball Seattle Mariners at Oakland Athletics. From O.co Coliseum in Oakland, Calif. Mariners MLB Baseball Seattle Mariners at Oakland Athletics. From O.co Coliseum in Athletics Access Pregame (N Subject to Blackout) (Live) Postgame Oakland, Calif. (Subject to Blackout) Cops ‘14’ Cops ‘PG’ Cops ‘PG’ Cops Traffic Cops ‘PG’ Cops ‘PG’ Cops ‘14’ Cops ‘14’ Bellator MMA Live The world’s top fighters take part in this (:15) Cops ‘14’ (:26) Cops ‘14’ Cops ‘14’ Cops ‘14’ stop. ‘PG’ tournament. (N) (Live) (:15) “The Mummy” (1999, Adventure) Brendan Fraser, Rachel Weisz, John Hannah. A “The Mummy Returns” (2001, Adventure) Brendan Fraser, Rachel Weisz, John Hannah. The Walking Dead “A” Many The Walking Dead “A” Many mummy seeks revenge for a 3,000-year-old curse. Two evil forces pursue the son of adventurer Rick O’Connell. paths collide. ‘MA’ paths collide. ‘MA’ King of the King of the The Cleve- The Cleve- American Family Guy American Family Guy Robot The BoonSquidbillies American Family Guy American Family Guy Robot Hill ‘PG’ Hill ‘PG’ land Show land Show Dad ‘14’ ‘14’ Dad ‘14’ ‘14’ Chicken docks ‘MA’ ‘14’ Dad ‘14’ ‘14’ Dad ‘14’ ‘14’ Chicken River Monsters: Unhooked River Monsters: Unhooked Treehouse Masters: Out on Treehouse Masters ‘PG’ Tanked ATM shares never Tanked “Give a Dog a Phone” Tanked ATM shares never Tanked “Give a Dog a Phone” ‘PG’ ‘PG’ a Limb ‘PG’ before seen footage. ‘PG’ (N) ‘PG’ before seen footage. ‘PG’ ‘PG’ Win, Lose or Austin & Jessie ‘G’ Jessie ‘G’ “Ice Age” (2002, Comedy) Voices of Ray Dog With a Fish Hooks I Didn’t Do Liv & Mad- Austin & Good Luck A.N.T. Farm A.N.T. Farm Austin & Draw ‘G’ Ally ‘G’ Romano, John Leguizamo. Blog (N) ‘G’ (N) ‘G’ It ‘G’ die ‘G’ Ally ‘G’ Charlie ‘G’ Ally ‘G’ SpongeBob SpongeBob “The Wild Thornberrys Movie” (2002, Comedy) Voices of Breadwinners Breadwinners Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Friends ‘PG’ (:36) Friends (:12) Friends Rachel is in Lacey Chabert, Tom Kane, Tim Curry. ‘Y7’ ‘Y7’ ‘PG’ Barry’s wedding. ‘PG’ The Middle The Middle The Middle The Middle “Stick It” (2006) Jeff Bridges, Missy Peregrym. A rebellious “17 Again” (2009) Zac Efron, Leslie Mann. A 37-year-old The 700 Club ‘G’ Fresh Prince Fresh Prince ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ teen attends a gymnastics academy. man miraculously transforms into a teenager. Say Yes: ATL Say Yes: ATL Say Yes: ATL Say Yes: ATL Borrowed, Borrowed, Randy Knows Say Yes, Say Yes to the Randy Knows Borrowed, Borrowed, Say Yes to the Randy Knows Borrowed, Borrowed, New New Dress Dress New New Dress New New Clash of the Ozarks Game of Stones Game of Stones Sons of Guns (N) ‘14’ Sons of Guns “Steel Tornado” Game of Stones “Turkish Sons of Guns “Steel TorGame of Stones “Turkish (N) ‘14’ Roulette” (N) ‘14’ nado” ‘14’ Roulette” ‘14’ Man v. Food Man v. Food Bizarre Foods With Andrew Man v. Food Man v. Food Bizarre Foods America ‘PG’ Ghost Adventures “The The Dead Files ‘PG’ Dead Files Revisited ‘PG’ Ghost Adventures “The ‘G’ ‘PG’ Zimmern ‘PG’ ‘G’ ‘G’ Myrtles Plantation” ‘PG’ Myrtles Plantation” ‘PG’ Who Really Discovered America? Exploring the Americas American Pickers “Picking American Pickers ‘PG’ American Pickers “Cammy American Pickers “Ladies (:02) American Pickers (:01) American Pickers ‘PG’ before Columbus. ‘PG’ Superheroes” ‘PG’ Camaro” ‘PG’ Know Best” ‘PG’ “Knuckleheads” ‘PG’ After the First 48 Suspected The First 48 A dismembered The First 48 Two men are The First 48 “Blind Rage; The First 48 “Body of The First 48 “Alias; Duel” A (:01) The First 48 A young (:01) The First 48 Man shot in murderer claims self-defense. and burned body is found. ‘14’ beaten and shot in Miami. ‘14’ Those Closest to Us” Man Evidence” Dismembered body popular teenager is gunned. homicide witness is shot. ‘PG’ his home. ‘14’ ‘14’ shot in his home. ‘14’ parts are found. ‘14’ ‘14’ Property Property Property Property Hunters Int’l House Hunt- Renovation Renovation Renovation Renovation House Hunt- Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Renovation Renovation Virgins ‘G’ Virgins ‘G’ Virgins ‘G’ Virgins ‘G’ ers ‘G’ Realities ‘G’ Realities ‘G’ Realities ‘G’ Realities ‘G’ ers ‘G’ Realities ‘G’ Realities ‘G’ Best Thing Best Thing Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Ate Ate “Authentic Eats” ‘G’ Marijuana in America: Colo- Porn: Business of Pleasure “Cocaine Cowboys” (2006, Documentary) Drug lords invade Marijuana in America: Colo- Porn: Business of Pleasure Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program rado Pot Rush 1980s Miami. rado Pot Rush The O’Reilly Factor (N) The Kelly File (N) Hannity (N) The O’Reilly Factor The Kelly File Hannity On the Record With Greta Red Eye (N) Van Susteren (3:58) Fu(:28) Fu(4:58) South (:29) Tosh.0 The Colbert Daily Show/ Futurama ‘14’ Futurama ‘14’ Key & Peele Key & Peele “Yes Man” (2008, Comedy) Jim Carrey, Zooey Deschanel, Bradley Cooper. 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MLB Baseball Chicago White Sox at Kansas City Royals. From Kauffman Stadium in Kansas Law & Order ‘14’ Bones ‘14’ NBA Basketball: Bulls at City, Mo. (N) (Live) Wizards Vionic With Orthaheel Tech- Perricone MD Cosmeceu- Shoe Spotlight ‘G’ bareMinerals ‘G’ Vionic With Orthaheel Technology Footwear ‘G’ nology Footwear ‘G’ ticals ‘G’ Unsolved Mysteries A Movie ‘MA’ “Derailed” (2005, Suspense) Clive Owen, Jennifer Aniston, “Sorority Surrogate” (2014, woman is abducted and murVincent Cassel. Adulterous lovers face a violent blackmailer. Drama) Cassie Steele, Chris dered. ‘14’ Bruno. ‘14’ Chrisley “Raiders of the Lost Ark” (1981, Adventure) Harrison Ford, Karen Allen. An “Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom” (1984, Adventure) Harrison Ford. “Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade” (1989) Harrison Ford, Sean ConKnows Best archaeologist races Nazis to find a powerful relic. Jones, a singer and an orphan look for missing stones. nery. Indy’s hunt for his missing father leads to the Holy Grail. The King of “Zombieland” (2009, Comedy) Woody Harrelson, Jesse Family Guy Road to the Final Four The Final Four Show 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament First Semifinal: Teams Queens ‘PG’ Eisenberg, Emma Stone. Survivors of an apocalypse join ‘14’ TBA. From Arlington, Texas. (N) (Live) forces against zombies. Law & Order “DR 1-102” ‘14’ Law & Order A woman is “The Book of Eli” (2010, Action) Denzel Washington, Gary Oldman. A lone “Walking Tall” (2004, Action) The Rock, 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament First Semifinal: Teams found murdered. ‘14’ warrior carries hope across a post-apocalyptic wasteland. Johnny Knoxville, Neal McDonough. TBA. From Arlington, Texas. (N) (Live) High School Basketball College Basketball State Farm Slam Dunk & 3-Point Cham- College GameDay From Fort Worth, Texas. (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter Featured (N) pionship. From Dallas. Cheerleading From Orlando, WTA Tennis Family Circle Cup, First Semifinal. From Charles- Cheerleading From Orlando, Cheerleading Cheerleading Cheerleading Cheerleading Cheerleading From Orlando, 30 for 30 30 for 30 Fla. (N) ton, S.C. (N) (Live) Fla. (N) (N) Fla. (N) Shorts Timbers in MLB Baseball Seattle Mariners at Oakland Athletics. From O.co Coliseum in Oakland, Calif. Mariners MLB Baseball Seattle Mariners at Oakland Athletics. From O.co Coliseum in Oakland, Calif. Mariners Tennis 30 (N) (Subject to Blackout) Pregame (N Subject to Blackout) (Live) Postgame Auction Hunt- Auction Hunt- Auction Hunt- Auction Hunt- Auction Hunt- Auction Hunt- Auction Hunt- Auction Hunt- Auction Hunt- Auction Hunt- Cops ‘14’ Cops ‘PG’ Cops ‘14’ Cops ‘14’ Cops ‘14’ Cops ‘14’ ers ers ers ers ers ers ers ers ers ers (7:15) “The Professionals” (1966) Lee Marvin. Four merce- Broken Trail A cowboy and his nephew save five girls from prostitution. ‘14’ “The Last Samurai” (2003) Tom Cruise. A Westerner learns naries try to save a millionaire’s kidnapped wife. the ways of the samurai in the 1870s. “Ben 10: Alien Swarm” (2009, Science Fic- Ben 10: Alien Force “War of Ben 10: Om- Ben 10: Om- Ben 10: Omniverse “The “Ben 10: Destroy All Aliens” (2012, Science “Ben 10: Race Against Time” (2007) Gra- Teen Titans tion) Ryan Kelley, Barry Corbin. ‘PG’ the Worlds” ‘Y7’ niverse ‘Y7’ niverse ‘Y7’ Frogs of War” ‘Y7’ Fiction) Voices of Tara Strong. ‘Y7’ ham Phillips, Haley Ramm. ‘PG’ Go! ‘PG’ To Be Announced To Be Announced

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