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MARCH 23, 2014 Soldotna-Kenai, Alaska

Vol. 44, Issue 147

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Setnet groups petition board

By RASHAH MCCHESNEY Peninsula Clarion

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Top right: A group meets at the Kenai Senior Center to talk about their memories of the 1964 Good Friday earthquake. (Photo

by Rashah McChesney/Peninsula Clarion) Top left: Jim Evenson imitates the ground pitching and rolling as he talks about experiencing the Good Friday Earthquake in Nikiski. (Photo by Rashah McChesney/ Peninsula Clarion) Middle: Photographer Richard Mommsen shows the collapsed Cooper Landing bridge over the Kenai River and the Bailey Bridge that was constructed shortly thereafter.

(Contributed photo/ KPC Photo Archive) Bottom: This Cheechako News photo of Soldotna shows several relatively undamaged buildings and one — an unfurnished A-frame — which was one of the few structures damaged by the 1964 earthquake. (Contributed photo/KPC Photo Archive)

Peninsula residents recall 1964 Good Friday earthquake

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edra Evenson was making dinner for her family at her home at Mile 3 of the Kenai Spur Highway. Her husband Jim Evenson and their son, Thor, were also home.

Evenson had filled the sink with soapy water to clean up grease splatters from the french fries she was making.

BK Kivi, an eighth grader, was at her Nikiski home with her eight siblings. Her parents were still at work.

Joanna Hollier, who worked for Pacific Northern Airlines was at the Kenai Municipal Airport.

Her husband, who was president of the parentteacher association, was setting up for a school carnival. Their three kids were at their Beaver Loop Road home.

Also on Beaver Loop Road, Mavis Cone had invited another family over for dinner. The two families were looking at her new John F. Kennedy 50-cent piece before enjoying their meal.

In East Anchorage, Kit Hill, a high school senior, was at home making dinner with her sisters See QUAKE, page A-2

Story by Kaylee Osowski

Great Alaska Quake shook up science

By ELWOOD BREHMER Morris News Service-Alaska Alaska Journal of Commerce

When North America’s largestknown earthquake shook Alaska for all it was worth at 5:36 p.m., on Good Friday, March 27, 1964, George Plafker was in the right place at the very right time.

At 35, Plafker was an up-andcoming geologist with the U.S. Geological Survey in Menlo Park, Calif.

Because he had spent the previous three years mapping Southcentral Alaska’s mineral resources, Plafker was one of the few USGS scientists familiar with the infant state and subsequently was sent north.

“I was at a meeting in Seattle so they only had to pay my fare half way,” Plafker said during a February lecture.

The March 28 flight would send Plafker’s career in a new direction.

“I don’t think any of us had any

experience working on earthquakes,” he said.

Today, Plafker is scientist emeritus of the Earthquake Hazards Program at the USGS Menlo Park Science Center.

Part of a three-man team of geologists, Plafker was on the ground in Anchorage less than 24 hours after the earthquake struck. His flight was diverted to Elmendorf Air Force Base north of the small city because the air-traffic control tower at the

international airport had collapsed.

The lone individual in the tower was killed.

The 9.2 magnitude earthquake, with its epicenter 74 miles east of Anchorage on the north edge of Prince William Sound, was felt as far away as Dutch Harbor and Seattle.

The quake and resulting tsunamis took 128 lives from Alaska’s Gulf Coast all the way south to Los Angeles. In Alaska, 15 people are believed See SHAKE, page A-5

A month after the Alaska Board of Fisheries made substantive changes to portions of the Kenai River Late-Run King Salmon Management Plan, two commercial setnet fishing organizations have filed emergency petitions seeking relief from and clarification of portions of the new regulations.

The Kenai Peninsula Fishermen’s Association, or KPFA, and the South K-Beach Independent Fishermen’s Association, SOKI, filed petitions during the Board of Fisheries Statewide King and Tanner Crab and supplemental issues meeting in Anchorage.

The KPFA petition and amendment suggests that the Board of Fisheries limited public process and active participation by board members who did not have time to access all the documentation required to make an informed decision.

“This is an urgent matter as provisions of this modified plan require considerable expenditures estimated in the hundreds of thousands of dollars and in the tens of thousands to individuals who wish to participate,” according to the petition.

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Parnell pushes pension action

By BECKY BOHRER Associated Press

JUNEAU — Gov. Sean Parnell on Friday reiterated his call for lawmakers to put $3 billion from savings toward paying down the state’s unfunded pension liability, saying it’s the best thing they could do to help ease pressure on Alaska’s budget.

With about a month left before the scheduled end of session, lawmakers have not yet decided how best to address the issue.

Last week, Rep. Alan Austerman, R-Kodiak, a co-chair of the House Finance Committee, said “everything” was on the table in discussions with his fellow majority members, including possible contribution increases by municipalities, extending the timeline for payments and Parnell’s proposal.

Sen. Anna Fairclough, R-Eagle River, and vice-chair of the Senate Finance Committee, said Friday that senators See ACTION, page A-2

Committee works on new reading program

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JUNEAU — The Senate Education Committee heard a bill Friday that would establish a reading program for elementary school students with reading difficulties, an effort to have Alaska youth reading on an appropriate level by third grade that’s drawn opposition as too formulaic.

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by the committee’s chairman, Gary Stevens, R-Kodiak, would establish a reading program for kindergarten through third-grade students in public schools. It also provides a system of accountability for school districts and parameters for esC

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tablishing reading strategies.

Sen. Berta Gardner, D-Anchorage, said she had been receiving complaints about the bill possibly being “scripted” teaching, where reading teachers robotically follow set steps and phrases for instructing students who have reading deficiencies.

The measure requires school districts to place a focus on overcoming reading deficiencies and does not require teach-

ers to follow a set script, said Susan McCauley, director of teaching and learning support for the Alaska State Department of Education and Early Development.

She said the bill adds speech as part of the literacy requirements.

“Whether a student is reading-deficient is not left solely to a teacher’s judgment, but will be a system-wide decision,” See READ, page A-2

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The petition also questions the goals, or numbers of king or sockeye salmon in the Kenai and Kasilof rivers area fisheries managers aim to meet, and whether the goals and management actions linked to those goals are based on sound scientific data.

“Managers will now have to consider three goals that are based only on highly subjective evaluations based on unproven methods that are in question,” according to the petition.

The SOKI petitions ask the board to address an “equitable opportunity to harvest sockeye” between the Kenai and Kasilof rivers which have separate sockeye runs; the group also ask that the board consider the true “cost to participate” for East Side Setnet fishers as some have had difficulty finding setnet gear to match new size restrictions adopted by the Board of Fisheries during its Upper Cook Inlet meeting earlier this year.

“A considerable amount of time is necessary to hang this type of gear and with a June es-

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were still running numbers and analyzing the potential effects of different options. Sen. Kevin Meyer, R-Anchorage and Senate Finance co-chair, said he thought senators were pretty close to the governor but it was a matter of working out all the details.

The response to Parnell’s plan has been mixed. While some lawmakers support that kind of cash infusion to help lower annual payments — including members of the Senate Democratic minority, who pitched a similar idea two years ago — others are wary of taking so much from savings given the current budget environment.

Rep. Mark Neuman, R-Big Lake, falls in the latter category.

Neuman, who chairs a House Finance subcommittee overseeing the state health department budget, knows future budget cuts won’t get any easier. But he said he hasn’t seen anything yet to convince him to move from the current payment plan the state is on for the pension obligation.

That plan calls for a schedule of rising payments over the next 15 years, on pace to top $1

timate of arrival it would be impossible to re-hang or re-tool the 1,800 or so nets that are used by the 445 average eastside permit holders per year,” according to the petition. “Many of us have spares and as many has three per location to support a sudden destructive issue with your current net.”

Board of Fisheries policy requires that the board give consideration to emergency petitions during the meeting in which they are filed, said Board Chairman Karl Johnstone.

The consideration he gave, Johnstone said, was to contact Alaska Department of Fish and Game staff and request staff comments on the emergency petitions.

“I’ve been assured by staff that we’ll get our staff comments by next Thursday,” Johnstone said.

After those comments are disseminated among board members and opportunity would be provided within 24 hours will vote and decide if the board will take up any of the emergency petitions, Johnstone said.

Reach Rashah McChesney at rashah.mcchesney@peninsulaclarion.com. billion a year before dropping.

Under the current schedule, the payment for this year was about $630 million and is estimated to be about $700 million next fiscal year, according to Parnell’s budget office.

Parnell has said a $3-billion transfer from the state constitutional budget reserve fund, divided between the public employees’ and teachers’ retirement systems, would lower annual payments to $500 million.

A draw from that reserve fund requires a three-fourths vote of the members of each the House and Senate.

In an interview Friday, he said the best thing lawmakers could do would be to join him in putting Alaska on a more secure foundation, which he believes his plan would accomplish. He said it would save the state hundreds of millions of dollars a year if lawmakers agreed to his plan or made minimal changes to it.

A $1.5-billion infusion, for example, would not have the same impact when it comes to easing budget pressures as $3 billion would, he said.

While Parnell said he’s keeping an open mind to ideas, he said he didn’t think it was necessary to shift more liability over to municipalities at this time, citing concerns with the impact on local budgets.

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Left: An aerial view of Kenai taken after the 1964 earthquake. (Alaska State Library, Betty Bannon Collection, United States Army photo, AMRCb70-15-66) Below left: Nedra Evenson, of Nikiski, talks about how the earthquake affected her homestead.

(Photo by Rashah McChesney/Peninsula Clarion) Below right: Mavis Cone recalls her memories of the 1964 Good Friday Earthquake with a group at the Kenai Senior Center. (Photo by Rashah McChesney/Peninsula Clarion)

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after spending some time downtown. Her dad wasn’t home yet and her mother was flying back to Anchorage from the Lower 48.

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t 5:36 p.m. Alaska Standard Time, March 27, 1964, the ground began to move.

“We had so many of those little mini shakes all the time and you just sort of get used to them,” Hill said. “But then when the ground sort of turned elliptical and it kept going and going and going, we said, ‘This is not an ordinary earthquake.’”

Hill said she could hear her dad’s voice in her head and she immediately turned off the breaker box.

At the Cone’s the families sat down on the floor and watched two trees standing side-by-side moved in opposite directions.

As Hollier and the other airport employees watched the trees flip back and forth, the main thing on her mind was getting home to make sure her kids were OK. Kivi remembers the ground rolling and rolling and rolling.

“And then there was this huge, loud boom,” she said.

“And at that time on all the milk cartons and everything they were warning you about fallout. And I thought we were being bombed. It scared me to death.”

At the Evenson’s the two cars in the driveway bounced in unison. The highway moved like a wave, Nedra Evenson said, and the trees bent down to the ground and back up into the air and to the ground again.

The couple went outside when they were able to get the door un-jammed. Thor remained in the house trying to keep his books from falling.

“It really shook,” Jim Evenson said. “When we came out of our house, we couldn’t stand up.”

The house rotated like a big box, Nedra Evenson recalled, and the couple watched the chandelier hanging over the kitchen table swing and get closer and closer to the window, but it never got close enough to break the window.

The ground split open within inches of the Evenson’s home.

“It lasted so long,” she said, “so that you could say, ‘Look at that!’ And you had time to look at that.”

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y 5:40 p.m. AST, it was over. It had lasted four minutes.

The 9.2 magnitude earthquake with an epicenter at the north edge of Prince William Sound rocked the state and caused $300-400 million in damage in Alaska in 1964 dollars.

The water that had filled the Evenson’s kitchen sink was all over the floor.

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McCauley said.

The bill calls for spending $200,000 to make reading coaches available for school districts. The reading coaches would assist classroom teachers

Senators work to rescue Polar Sea icebreaker SEATTLE (AP) — After rescuing the Polar Sea icebreaker from the scrap heap, U.S. Sen. Maria Cantwell is working with Sen. Mark Begich of Alaska to get the icebreaker refurbished and returned to service with the Coast Guard.

The Seattle Times reports Cantwell and Begich are introducing a bill to authorize the Coast Guard to overhaul the 1970s-era heavy-duty icebreaker.

Cantwell says the melting ice in the Arctic has opened up more opportunities for commercial and scientific exploration. She says the Polar Sea will help protect America’s interests in the Arctic.

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night,” Nedra Evenson said.

Kivi flew to Anchorage a few days later for a spelling bee and saw the buildings downtown that had sunk into the ground.

Hollier arrived at home after the quake to find her kids had made sure to grab the birdcage and fish bowl and had tried to keep the china dishes from falling and breaking. The school carnival didn’t happen that night.

The Cone’s home was attached to a laundromat. In the dry cleaning room a glass bottle of chemical had fallen from the top shelf and the bottom shelf caught it so it didn’t hit the concrete floor and break. The floor in the Laundromat cracked about fourth of an inch wide and 110 feet long down the center, Cone said.

Hill’s mother’s plane landed in Vancouver, British Columbia, and had to turn around because the earthquake and taken down the air-traffic control tower at the international airport in Anchorage.

The Hills were without power for days and stayed at a friend’s home because they had a generator. Everybody slept in the same room.

“You’re really afraid to be separated,” she said.

Every little shake after the Great Alaska Earthquake had her wondering if it would be another big one.

With the Kenai area being mostly made up of sandy soil,

Jim Evenson said the ground just shook, unlike Anchorage.

The tsunami that followed the quake came into Cook Inlet at low tide, Nedra Evenson said, so it didn’t do as much damage as it would have at a high tide.

The peninsula was cut off from the rest of the state, except for air travel, due to busted roads and bridges.

The Evensons, who, like many, were without power for days, didn’t know what exactly had happened until they picked

up a Canadian station on a battery-powered radio. In the days and weeks that followed, they learned not only about buildings sinking in downtown Anchorage, but also Seldovia losing its boardwalk — the town’s main street — and the tsunami dropping boats uptown in Seward.

“We were lucky here in Kenai,” Nedra Evenson said.

with the program. McCauley warned that funding may have to be increased to provide training for teachers in the state’s smaller districts.

Language in the bill calls for instructional teachers to have a high rating from their most recent performance evaluation.

Sen. Mike Dunleavy, RWasilla, asked whether the program would trump teacherdistrict negotiated assignments.

McCauley said the bill wouldn’t supersede those agreements.

The committee placed a date of July 1, 2016, for programs to be implemented by local school districts.

With the clock running down on the legislative session, both Stevens and Senate President Charlie Huggins, R-Wasilla, worry whether there is enough time to get the bill passed.

There is not a companion bill in the House.

The bill remains in committee.

Left: Kit Hill recalls her memories from grade school when the Good Friday Earthquake struck in Alaska. (Photo by Rashah McChesney/ Peninsula Clarion)

Kaylee Osowski can be reached at kaylee.osowski@ peninsulaclarion.com.

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Peninsula Clarion, Sunday, March 23, 2014

Obituaries Loretta Ann Frates

Bear baiting clinics scheduled

Loretta Ann Frates, 53, passed away unexpectedly at home in Kenai on Friday, March 14, 2014.

A Celebration Bigger Than Life potluck will be held at The Marverick Saloon in Soldotna on Sunday, March 23 at 1:00 p.m.

Please bring memories and food to share.

Loretta was born Nov. 9, 1960 in Patterson, Calif., to Betty and Richard Frates. She graduated from Merced High School and immediately embarked upon a life filled with amazing adventures, some more bold than others, but all of them epic.

“She hit the ground running and never looked back,” said sister Denise. She raised twin daughters, Andrea and Amber McMillen, and a son, Ivan (Buddy) Schoolcraft, all of whom brought much happiness and many interesting challenges to her life.

Loretta arrived in Alaska in her 20s, working as a waitress and bartender, then on the North Slope and in construction. It was said of her that she could “work circles around ANY man.”

She had a wicked sense of humor that toppled many a fan in tearful laughter. Her passions were many, including everything outdoors — gardening, fishing, snow machining, camping and having a good ol’ time with friends and family.

She was as outspoken as they come, and full of life and joy for everyone she met. Her laugh is as unforgettable as her generous spirit for anyone she called a friend. We will miss her unique personality and humor. She was a blast.

Loretta leaves her three children; sisters Karen Grissom of Atwater, Calif., and Denise Michaud of Bakersfield, Calif.; brothers Richard (Greg) Frates of Visalia, Calif., and Robert Frates of La Grange, Calif.; and many friends.

In lieu of flowers, please buy drinks for your friends and family, and tip your server well. Cheers!

Final arrangements were by Peninsula Memorial Chapel & Crematory.

The Alaska Department of Fish and Game will host four black/brown bear baiting clinics on the Kenai Peninsula. Hunters may establish bait stations in certain areas, including areas within Game Management Units 7 and 15, after successfully completing a Fish and Game-approved bear baiting clinic.

Hunter who already have been certified are not required to recertify. The clinic is 3 hours long and proved free of charge to the public. Clinic dates, times and locations: — Wednesday, March 26 at 6 p.m. at the education center at the Kenai National Wildlife Refuge headquarters on Ski Hill Road in Soldotna; — Thursday, March 27 at 6 p.m. in the NERRS Building, 2181 Kachemak Drive in Homer; — Tuesday, April 15 at 6 p.m. in the Cook Inlet Aquaculture Building, 40610 Kalifornsky Beach Road in Kenai; — Friday, May 2 at 6 p.m. during the Kenai Peninsula Sport, Rec and Trade Show at the Soldotna Regional Sports Complex.

An online bear bait clinic is available for anyone 16 and older wishing to become certified to register a bait station. Visit www.adfg.alaska.gov for more information or call 907-2629368 in Soldotna or 907-235-8191 in Homer.

Marion Dean ‘Skeeter’ Wilson

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Soldotna resident Marion Dean “Skeeter” Wilson, died Thursday, March 13, 2014 on his 80th birthday, at his home in Soldotna with his family by his side.

Memorial services will be held at 2:00 p.m. Sunday, March 30, 2014 at Peninsula Memorial Chapel & Crematory, 5839 Kenai Spur Highway between Kenai and Soldotna. Additional services will be held in Ferndale, Calif., at a later date.

Skeeter was born March 13, 1934 in Elgin, Neb. When Skeeter was 4, his family moved to Ferndale, Calif., where he lived until he was 29 years old. He graduated high school from Ferndale High School. He later enlisted in the U. S. Army, serving 2 years. After Skeeter returned from his service in the military he received an A.A. Degree in business from Humboldt State University. In May of 1963, he moved to Whittier, Alaska where he met the love of his life, Ruth, in 1972. They lived in Whitter until 2001. In 2001 they moved to Soldotna and have lived there ever since. While living in Whittier he was employed by the Alaska Railroad, worked for Crowley Maritime on the tug boats and for the U.S. Government as a civil servant for the tank farm. He retired from the Civil Service in 1990.

His family wrote, “Skeeter was a fun loving, gentle man who will be greatly missed by all who knew him.”

Marion was preceded in death by his parents and 7 siblings.

He is survived by his wife, Dorothy “Ruth” Wilson; daughter, Deborah Williams and husband, Mike; son, Gilbert Wilson; daughter, Laurie Monson and husband, David; brother, Floyd Wilson of Fortuna, Calif.; many grandchildren, greatgrandchildren and numerous nephews and nieces.

Arrangements made by Peninsula Memorial Chapel & Crematory. Please visit Marion’s obituary and online guestbook at AlaskanFuneral.com.

Peninsula Clarion obituary guidelines: The Peninsula Clarion strives to report the deaths of all current and former Peninsula residents. Notices should be received within three months of the death.

Pending service/Death notices are published at no charge.

The fee for obituaries up to 500 words with one black and white photo ranges from $50 to $100. Obituaries outside these guidelines are handled by the Clarion advertising department.

For more information, call the Clarion at 907-283-7551.

Tax help available AARP Tax-Aide volunteers will be available to provide free tax preparation services at the Sterling Area Senior Center. Volunteers will be available every Tuesday from 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Tax preparers will be available by appointment on April 12 from 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Tax filers should bring a copy of last year’s tax return, W-2 forms from each employer, unemploy-

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ment compensation statements, SSA-1099 (Social Security), all 1099 forms (1099-INT, 1099-DIV, 1099-B, etc.) showing interest or dividends and documentation showing original purchase price of sold assets, 1099-MISC showing miscellaneous income; 1099-R (pension), forms showing federal income tax paid, dependent care provider information, receipts or canceled checks if itemizing deductions, Social Security cards or other official documentation, and a picture ID for yourself and spouse if married filing jointly. Volunteers are not able to do rental property with depreciation, business with inventory or business use of a home. For more information or to make an appointment, call the Senior Center at 262-6808.

Little Leaguers take the field Kenai Little League is offering its annual clinics at Kenai Middle School through the end of April, excluding Spring Break. Clinics are Tuesdays 6-7 p.m. (ages 4-7); Wednesdays 6-8 p.m. (ages 8-13); Fridays 6-8 p.m. (softball, all ages). For more information, please call 283-6507 or email kenailittleleague@gmail.com.

Coast Guard Auxiliary offers boating class The Kenai Flotilla of the U.S. Coast Guard Auxiliary will be conducting a two part boating safety class on Saturday, March 29 and April 5 from 10:30 a.m. to 6:00 p.m. The class will be conducted at the Soldotna Public Library, located at 235 North Binkley Street, Soldotna. The class will cover types of boats, required safety equipment, navigation, emergency situations, and trailering. The cost of the class is $35 per person. Early registration is recommended due to limited class size. You will receive your text book when you register.

For more information and registration, please contact the Flotilla Public Education Officer at 252-3353.

Kenai.

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• Alcoholics Anonymous Freedom Group meets at the Soldotna United Methodist Church, 158 S. Binkley, Soldotna.

Today 8 p.m.

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• Narcotics Anonymous support group “Twisted Sisters” (wom- • Narcotics Anonymous support group “This One” (men’s meeten’s meeting) at URS Club, 11312 Kenai Spur Highway, Unit 71, ing) at URS Club, 11312 Kenai Spur Highway, Unit 71, Kenai.

Community Calendar

Monday 3:30 p.m.

The Senate Resources Committee will sponsor a Monday 9:00 a.m. public hearing for an Upper The Senate Finance ComCook Inlet Salmon Dialogue mittee will sponsor a public with User Groups / Stakehearing to discuss SB 182 holders. Testimony by invitaPublic Employee Salary tion only.

Differentials, SB 194 TourTuesday 1:30 p.m. ism Marketing Board, HB The Senate Labor & Com266 Appropriations: Operat- merce Committee will ing Budget/Loans/Funds sponsor a public hearing and HB 267 Appropriations: to discuss HB 211 EmMental Health Budget. 2 ployment of Persons With minute testimony on SB Disabilities and HB 269 Im182; listen only for SB 194, munity for Volunteer Health HB 266 & HB 267.

Care Provider. Testimony will Monday 1:00 p.m. be taken.

The House Judiciary ComTuesday 3:00 p.m. mittee will sponsor a public The House Health & Social hearing to discuss SB 64 Services Committee will Omnibus Crime / Correcsponsor a public hearing to tions / Recidivism Bill and discuss HB 374 Statewide HB 250 Medical Malpractice Immunization Program, HB Actions. Testimony by invita- 376 Extend Alaska Health tion only.

Care Commission, HB 360 Monday 3:15 p.m. Regulation of Smoking and The House Labor & ComHCR 21 Child Abuse Premerce Committee will spon- vention Month. Testimony sor a public hearing to diswill be taken. cuss HB 230 AIDEA Bonds Wednesday 1:00 p.m. for Processing Facilities, HB The House Judiciary Com316 Workers’ Compensamittee will sponsor a public tion Medical Fees and HB hearing to discuss HB 362 60 Uniform Real Property Synthetic Drugs, SB 64 OmTransfers on Death. Testinibus Crime / Corrections / mony will be taken.

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Jury Nullification. Testimony will be taken.

Wednesday 3:15 p.m.

The House Labor & Commerce Committee will sponsor a public hearing to discuss HB 370 AWCB Controlled Substance Prescriptions, HB 281 Prescription Without Physical Examination and HB 336 Alcohol Sales Near School / Church.

Testimony will be taken.

Thursday 8:00 a.m.

The House State Affairs Committee will sponsor a public hearing to discuss HB 293 Bear License Plates, HB 270 Service of Citations, SB 116 Service of Citations and HB 216 Official Languages of The State. Testimony will be taken.

Thursday 9:00 a.m.

The Senate State Affairs Committee will sponsor a public hearing to discuss SCR 20 Sexual Assault Awareness Month, HB 19 Permanent Motor Vehicle Registration / Trailers and SB 30 Teachers & Pub Employee Retirement Plans.

Testimony will be taken.

Friday 3:15 p.m.

The House Labor & Commerce Committee will sponsor a public hearing

to discuss HB 302 Public Accountants, HB 203 Reimbursement of Health Insurance Claims and HB 253 Private Investigators / Agencies. Testimony will be taken.

Friday 3:30 p.m.

The Senate Resources Committee will sponsor a public hearing for an Overview of Salmon Stocks and Managements Plans in Upper Cook Inlet by the Department of Fish and Game, Charlie Swanton, Director, Sport Fish Division & Tracy Lingnau, Regional Supervisor, Central Region. Testimony by invitation only.

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Changing for the better There may not be many king salmon

in the rivers these days. Fortunately, there are still plenty of other fish in the sea — and many sport fishing guides have diversified their services to take advantage of some of those other species.

During the recent Kenai River guide academy at Kenai Peninsula College, few if any of the attendees expressed an interest in guiding for kings in the near future, the Clarion reported.

In talking about the demographics of academy attendees, KPC Director Gary Turner told the Clarion that he’s noticed a shift in focus. In previous sessions, the vast majority of attendees were targeting king salmon from motor boats; that has changed to guides interested in providing a quality fishing experience for sockeye salmon or trout — and maybe for king salmon if an when numbers improve.

While there certainly are some anglers set on catching the biggest king they can, most are simply happy with a quality fishing experience on one of Alaska’s most well known and easily accessed rivers. Tourism is a huge part of the Kenai Peninsula economy, and services offered by professional sport fishing guides are an integral part of the tourism industry. Guides who are able to adapt and offer alternatives will play a key role in boosting the economy in the short term, and making it even stronger when king numbers rebound. Diversified offerings will help the sport fishing industry weather future challenges, too.

That said, there are concerns. Sockeye have been abundant in recent years, but area managers will need to monitor the effects of increased fishing pressure.

Likewise, with more people fishing for sockeye, there is the potential for habitat degradation in the riparian zone along the already crowded river banks. And, if king salmon abundance remains low for more than just another season or two, or sockeye abundance declines, fish allocation in what is already a fully allocated fishery will become a hot-button issue.

Still, the change in focus for much of the sport fishing industry, from simply catching the biggest fish out there to providing a quality fishing experience for a variety of species is crucial to sustaining an important part of the Kenai Peninsula economy into the future.

Humiliation nation(s)

What is it about Western leaders from Neville Chamberlain to George W. Bush who want to find good in men of bad character?

Acting as if he were endowed by special insight bestowed upon no one else, President George W. Bush declared in 2001 that he had looked Vladimir Putin in the eye and “was able to get a sense of his soul.”

According to the Daily Caller.com, in a 2010 interview with talk radio host Hugh Hewitt, Bush, who was promoting his book “Decision Points,” was asked about his ability to see into the souls of men. The former president explained, “The reason why I said that is because I remembered him talking movingly about his mother and the cross that she gave him that she said she had blessed in Jerusalem.”

Well, bless my soul, as the saying goes.

No doubt several communist leaders in the former Soviet Union had mothers who went to church and took their sons with them — until faith became a drag on upward mobility in the Communist Party. It doesn’t mean any one of them underwent some drastic religious transformation.

What Bush should have asked Putin is whether he shared his mother’s faith and if so, what difference that had made on his thinking? Usually when people “convert” from one belief system to another they give a reason for the shift. Not so with Pu“It doesn’t help your case, and at worst you further trauma- tin. He has not walked the sawdust trail tize someone. And do you think he or she is going to trust a cop of redemption and embraced pluralistic, democratic or capitalistic beliefs. Quite again?”

— Derek Marsh, who trains California police the opposite. in best practices on human trafficking cases, on police officers in Honolulu who are urging lawmakers to keep an exemption in state law that allows undercover officers to have sex with prostitutes during investigations.

Quotable

“The world lost someone who did a whole lot more for the LGBT community than we realize or understand. He has brought along allies who are horrified by the hate. So his legacy will be exactly the opposite of what he dreamed.”

— Cathy Renna, a longtime consultant to LGBT groups, on the late anti-gay preacher the Rev. Fred Phelps. Sr.

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In a 2005 state of the nation speech, Putin declared: “Above all, we should acknowledge that the collapse of the Soviet Union was a major geopolitical disaster of the century. As for the Russian nation, Cal Thomas it became a genuine drama. Tens of millions of our co-citizens and co-patriots found themselves outside Russian territory. Moreover, the epidemic of disintegration infected Russia itself.”

In the Hewitt interview, Bush claimed that since that early meeting with Putin, the Russian leader had become a different person. The other possibility is that Putin has always been the same person, but lied and projected a different image to a gullible Bush who wanted to believe what he thought he saw.

Putin and his cronies are now openly mocking the United States. Under President Obama we are becoming a humiliation nation. Meaningless “sanctions,” which amount to not even a slap on the wrist, are laughed at in Moscow. And the problem with sanctions is that Russia has options, too, like cutting off gas and oil supplies to Europe and making trouble in other former Soviet republics. Recently, Russian news anchor Dmitry Kiselyov took to the Rossiya 1 news channel to declare that Russia is the only country capable of turning the United States into “radioactive ashes.” A

picture of a mushroom cloud was projected on the screen behind him. Iran might see this bragging by Russia as a challenge to its own nuclear ambitions.

Understanding one’s adversary is sometimes more important than defeating him, especially if one wishes to avoid armed conflict. The fall of the Berlin Wall was the symbolic collapse of the Soviet Union and occupied Eastern Europe. Putin clearly believes Russia was humiliated after the collapse and the American triumphalism that followed. But humiliation can cut two ways.

Russia feels slighted for not being recognized as a great power. In some sense — though the analogy is far from perfect — Russia reflects Germany’s attitude after its defeat in World War I. The Treaty of Versailles forced Germany to disarm, concede territory and pay reparations. Hitler’s rise to power two decades later was in large part due to his appeal to German nationalism and pride, which is precisely Vladimir Putin’s appeal to the Russian people.

Putin has promised not to annex any territory beyond Crimea. We’ll see if he keeps that promise. Meanwhile, it would be nice if President Obama led on this matter instead of making the United States the laughingstock of the world’s dictators and to our detriment, perhaps some of our allies.

Readers may e-mail Cal Thomas at tcaeditors@tribune.com.

Our space-cadet leaders

March 10 illustrates the point: On that day, Russian forces seized a Ukrainian navy missile station in Crimea. But also on the 10th, three men returned to earth after spending 166 days together on the International Space Station; two Russians and an American. Since then, as we all know (except maybe those who have been watching CNN, which is All-DisappearedAirliner-All-The-Time) Vladimir Putin ordered, in effect, an invasion of the peninsula. Then he contrived a referendum, with a preordained result in favor of rejoining the motherland, since the majority of the population is Russian-speaking. He wasted no time using the “da” vote as a justification to annex Crimea, ripping it away from Ukraine, which had controlled it since Nikita Khrushchev tossed it aside in 1954.

Here in the West, President Barack Obama and leaders of the European Union have responded with an incremental rollout of economic sanctions and blustered about really bringing down the hammer. Putin responded by putting a few U.S. congressional leaders on a persona non grata list.

As March 10 illustrated, there’s a big problem with this stuff: We and they are far too joined at the hip, so the options are limited. It’s not only the joint efforts in space, but the negotiations over Iran and nuclear arms, and other joint diplomatic and intelligence endeavors, to say nothing of cooperation in containing each other’s massive nuclear arsenals. The Putin-appointed C

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head of a state news agency put it in less than delicate perspective by reminding everyone his country could turn the United States into “radioactive ash.” He forgot to mention that the U.S. also could make his Bob Franken country an ash heap, but we’re still a long way from a return to the full heat of the Cold War. For another thing, there is the clutter of economic relationships that benefit the oligarchs on both sides. You can bet they won’t stand for shenanigans for long.

Another problem is that both sides have flawed arguments. The American insistence that such a military offensive in Crimea is an outrage is undermined by this country’s invasion of Iraq and Afghanistan. Putin’s contention that Ukraine’s elected government was overthrown in a coup is certainly arguable. What else would you call it when street riots in Kiev caused the elected president to flee and his opponents to seize power? Or how about the military takeover in Egypt that the administration seems to be quietly accepting, even though the generals are being harshly and blatantly dictatorial?

On the other hand, Putin’s claim that he was protecting the Russian-speaking population is pure fabrication. The fears that he is really trying to re-create a glorious new

Soviet Union certainly resonate in former USSR satellites that have gone their separate ways. American officials are calling the Crimea annexation a “land grab” that is invalid no matter Putin’s justification, because as Secretary of State John Kerry put it, “that doesn’t legitimize just taking what you want because you want it, or because you’re angry about the end of the Cold War or the end of the Soviet Union, or whatever it is.”

What it is is still another danger on a planet that can ill afford more problems.

At the same time NASA is cooperating with the Russians, it’s also funding a slew of studies, such as a new one compiled by a group of mathematicians. It concludes that human extinction in the next thousand years or so is “difficult to avoid” unless the wealthy suddenly decide to share their resources. Like that’s going to happen.

Maybe that’s why new projects on that space lab will include growing a vegetable garden. That should make Michelle Obama happy, and lay the, uh, groundwork for escaping this planet. But they’d better hurry. Continued miscalculations by ambitious world leaders, added to the alreadyvolatile mix, could speed up the extinction timetable.

Bob Franken is a longtime broadcast journalist, including 20 years at CNN.

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Peninsula Clarion, Sunday, March 23, 2014

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to have died during the fourminute quake, while another 113 were killed by the large waves. Damage in the state totaled more than $310 million at the time, roughly $2.3 billion in today’s dollars.

Crescent City, Calif., took the brunt of the damage to the Lower 48. The small town sits about 20 miles south of the Oregon border on the California coast. Its locale on a point in the coastline makes it particularly susceptible to large waves.

When the March 27 tsunami hit Northern California, the 21foot swell of water killed 10 people in the town, according to the University of Southern California Tsunami Research Group.

Of the $17 million worth of damage in California associated with the tsunami, $15 million of it occurred in Crescent City.

Waves as high as 6.5 feet were recorded as far south as San Diego, and one person died when the tsunami surge hit Cerritos Channel in Los Angeles.

Small, “warning waves” along British Columbia gave residents of Vancouver Island notice to the 20-plus foot wall of water that was coming, preventing any loss of life in Canada despite no official warning system.

Plafker said many of the waves that caused damage in Southcentral were “secondary,” localized waves, those caused by coastal landslides and not the direct ground shake. A landslide in Shoup Bay just west of Valdez started a wave that snapped trees 100 feet above the shore, he said.

Southcentral Alaska is particularly prone to earthquakeinduced land failures because of the abundance of unstable

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glacial till soil, above or below the water, that is ready to give way. When added to nearby towns built on the only flat areas near sea level — Valdez, Whittier, Seward — it makes for dangerous sum.

“What we learned is — stay away from these places. If you can’t stay away run like hell to higher ground when it starts shaking,” Plafker said.

During their first 10-day reconnaissance trip to try and draw early conclusions about what had happened during the quake, Plafker said the Army at Fort Richardson made helicopters and housing available to the Outside geology team.

At the time, it wasn’t even known exactly how large of the quake was.

“It was called an 8.5 for 10 to 12 years after the fact,” he said, Courtesy photo KPC Photo Archive because that was as high as the Photographer Richard Mommsen took this photo of one of several bridges heading south from Richter scale went in 1964.

Anchorage on the Seward/Sterling highway, damaged by the Good Friday Earthquake.

Changing the science

The modern theory of plate tectonics was just starting to evolve in 1964 as well, and Plafker’s research would have as much to do as anything with how what happens under our feet is viewed today.

In the early 1960s, evidence began to circulate that what is known as “sea floor spreading” was occurring under the Pacific Ocean, he said. That is, magma erupting and oozing from cracks in mid-ocean ridges cools, hardens and forms new ocean floor.

“About ’64 the idea that the sea floor is spreading out was accepted but all of the people — we called them in those days ‘stabilists’ versus the ‘mobilists’ — the stabilists would say, ‘Oh, well the earth is expanding to accommodate that and there’s nothing happening at the edges,” Plafker said in an interview with the Journal.

The southern coast of Alaska is at one of the edges.

traveling Prince William Sound by boat, searching for evidence to support the subduction zone theory. Some of the evidence was pushed right out of the ocean for all the world to see.

Parts of Montague Island on the south side of the Sound and Middleton Island farther out in the Gulf of Alaska rose up to 36 feet during the earthquake.

Plafker said the movement was obvious where barnacle lines on shore side rocks became exposed.

“These little critters all knew where they belonged in the water and they came up very abruptly and died,” he said.

Dead trees along Kenai Peninsula and Kodiak Island shores evidenced where the ground had sunk into the saltwater zone.

As Plafker explained, when the continental plate pushes Searching for out it adds mass to its leading subduction edge and stretches and thins the After returning to Alaska in land behind it. He said areas of May, Plafker and his team spent Anchorage, where sinkholes the spring and summer of 1964 all but swallowed homes and

It’s there where the denser, younger sea floor plate is pushed under the lighter, older continental plate, forming a subduction zone. The Pacific plate is sliding under the North American plate at about two to three inches per year, Plafker said.

As the years turn to decades to centuries, that plate relationship is not without stress, however. The edge of the North American plate gradually bunches up and along with it the land behind the edge is pushed upward. When the pressure behind the edge of the plate becomes too great, the land springs forward — generally south — and causes a major earthquake.

Enter Good Friday 1964.

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roads, fell as much as 10 feet.

Plafker’s findings left the stabilists with little solid ground to stand on.

“For 50 years I’ve been telling this stuff to all of the people that would listen,” he said.

After publishing his team’s findings, Plafker said geologists at the California Institute of Technology who had studied the 9.5-magnitude earthquake in Chile in 1960 — still the lone-recorded event larger than the Alaska earthquake — met the results with resistance.

“A friend of mine at Cal Tech said, ‘If that’s what happened (in Alaska), how come it’s the only place in the world it happened?’” Plafker recalled. “I said, ‘Well, I don’t think it’s the only place; it’s the only place we’ve really looked.”

He said the Cal Tech professors had determined the Chile quake was caused by an offshore strike-slip fault where the plates collide and grind sideways, much like the San

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Andreas fault that bisects California.

When his dissenting friends offered grant money for Plafker to prove them wrong, it was an opportunity he couldn’t turn down.

After chartering a fishing boat for two months in 1969 and studying 600 miles of “inland sea” — an area he said is very similar to Prince William Sound — in Southern Chile, Plafker said the resemblance to what he saw half a world away was undeniable.

“It was a matter of serendipity you can’t believe,” as he described it.

Not coincidentally, the USGS started its formal Earthquake Hazards Program soon after Plafker’s research was publicized.

“I used those two earthquakes and a comparison of the two for my dissertation at Stanford,” Plafker said. “Besides having a hell of a good time in Chile I got a Ph.D. out of it very easily. Those were the two biggest earthquakes in history and they had a very tight story.”

As for when another megaquake can be expected in Southcentral Alaska, Plafker said, “I’m still working on that.”

He said geologists are studying sediment layers on the Copper River delta to determine if the 1964 quake was the eighth or ninth major event in the last 5,600 years, meaning there should be another one in about 570 to 650 years, he said.

Plafker was scheduled to give a lecture at the Anchorage Museum on March 27 to commemorate the 50th anniversary of the Great Alaska Earthquake, but he is currently recovering from a bike accident and won’t be able to make the trip to Alaska. USGS Research Geologist Peter Haeussler from the Alaska Science Center is expected to take his place.

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Sheriff: 3 killed in Washington slide

By DONNA GORDON BLANKINSHIP Associated Press

SEATTLE — A massive landslide of dirt, trees and rocks in rural Washington killed three people on Saturday, injured at least eight others and destroyed six houses, authorities said.

The slide — at least 135 feet wide and 180 feet deep — hit just before 11 a.m., Snohomish County authorities said.

The landslide completely blocked State Route 530 near the town of Oso, about 55 miles north of Seattle. Also blocked was the North Fork of the Stillaguamish River, and there were concerns about possible downstream flooding affecting more homes.

Residents both upstream and downstream from the slide were being asked to prepare to leave at a moment’s notice, Snohomish County spokeswoman Bronlea Mishler said.

“We are not issuing an evacuation order,” she said. “However, we need residents living along the river to be prepared.

Conditions are changing very rapidly.”

The Snohomish County Sheriff’s Department initially reported that two people had been killed. Authorities said later that one of the people who was rescued died at a hospital.

The injured included a 6-month-old infant, Snohomish County spokeswoman Shari Ireton said. People were transported to a nearby hospital, as well as medical facilities to the

JEFFREY COLLINS Associated Press

AP Photo/Washington State Patrol

This photo provided by the Washington State Patrol shows the aftermath of a mudslide that moved a house with people inside in Snohomish County on Saturday.

north in Skagit County and to the south in Seattle.

Five of the injured were brought to Cascade Valley Hospital in Arlington, but one has already been treated and released, said hospital spokeswoman Jennifer Egger.

The facility was expecting more injured people, but Egger said she didn’t know how many and couldn’t comment on the condition of those already at the hospital because they were still being evaluated.

“We’re on standby waiting to see what happens next,” Egger said.

The American Red Cross has set up at the hospital and is seeking donations of food, water, blankets and clothing, Egger said. An evacuation shelter has been set up at Post Middle School in Arlington.

Search-and-rescue help came from around the region, plus the Washington State Patrol, and the Army Corps of Engineers.

Authorities believe the slide was caused by ground water saturation from recent heavy rainfall.

The National Weather Service has issued a flash flood

watch for Snohomish County through Sunday afternoon.

If the blockage in the river gives way, flooding downstream toward the larger community of Arlington was possible, forecasters said.

Spokesman Bart Treece of the Washington State Department of Transportation said he didn’t know how long the twolane rural road will be closed.

Drivers were advised to find another way to get between Darrington and Arlington, he said.

“We’re standing by ready to help out where we can,” Treece said.

Hurricane Sandy victims escape motel fire

By WAYNE PARRY Associated Press

POINT PLEASANT BEACH, N.J. — Having endured one disaster already, victims of Superstorm Sandy found a temporary refuge in a motel two blocks from the beach in this popular summer resort town.

Military sex cases end, calls for change

But the Mariner’s Cove Motor Inn became a second disaster scene early Friday when a fast-moving fire tore through it, killing four people, injuring eight others, and displacing several people who had already lost their homes in the October 2012 storm.

“A good number of us were Sandy victims,” said James

Giannuzzi, who had been staying at the motel because his apartment a few blocks away in Point Pleasant Beach was damaged by the storm. He estimated that about half of the 40 people staying at the motel when the fire broke out were either displaced Sandy victims, or laborers drawn to the area by work opportunities created by

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the region’s need to rebuild.

“I lost everything I had, for a second time,” said Giannuzzi, who was visibly shaking as he stood outside the burned motel on Saturday. “I got out with my cellphone and charger and my wallet. I lost my computer and quite a few other things of value. But there are four people who died. We’re the lucky ones.”

FORT BRAGG, N.C. — At nearly the same time Thursday, sexual assault cases against an Army general and a former Naval Academy football player came to a close, and neither produced a conviction on that charge.

Some members in Congress and advocates for women said the results were more proof the military justice system needs an overhaul.

On the other side of the debate, people say the system worked like it was supposed to because, they say, neither case should have gone to trial in the first place.

Still, no one disagreed the military has a pervasive problem of sexual assaults within its ranks, and the cases served as a reminder that politics was never far away from any decision.

Eugene R. Fidell, who teaches military law at Yale, said military commanders who forged ahead with the trials were mindful of the political climate.

“They are aware, trust me on this. They are aware the Senate will not confirm people to higher pay grade if they are believed to be soft on sexual offenses,” Fidell said.

Just last week, Congress debated ways to curb the assaults and the Senate approved a measure to protect victims and bar the “good soldier defense” to ensure evidence alone determines a defendant’s fate, but the debate is far from over.

Sexual assault charges were at the center of both cases, but they were far from the same.

In Brig Gen. Jeffrey Sinclair’s case, he had a threeyear affair with a female captain who accused him of twice forcing her to perform oral sex on him. The case

started to crumble as Sinclair’s lawyers hammered away at the woman’s credibility and raised questions about whether Sinclair’s commander improperly pressed ahead with a trial because of political considerations — namely, a desire to show the Army’s resolve to combat sexual misconduct.

Ultimately, Sinclair pleaded guilty to lesser charges of adultery and conducting inappropriate relationships with two others by asking them for nude pictures and exchanging sexually explicit email.

Despite facing more than 20 years in prison, he was spared any time behind bars Thursday and sentenced to a reprimand and a $20,000 fine — a punishment some members of Congress decried as shockingly light.

Sinclair, 51, immediately announced his retirement, capping a humiliating fall for the battle-tested commander once regarded as a rising star in the Army. A disciplinary board could still bust him in rank and severely reduce his pension.

“The system worked. I’ve always been proud of my Army,” Sinclair said outside court after reacting to his sentence with a smile and an embrace of his lawyers.

“All I want to do now is go north and hug my kids and my wife.”

Rep. Jackie Speier, D-Calif., called Sinclair’s sentence “laughable.”

“Even when the world is watching, the military has demonstrated their incompetence at meting out justice,” Speier said in a statement.

“This is another sordid example of how truly broken the military justice system is.

This sentence is a mockery of military justice, a slap on the wrist nowhere close to being proportional to Sinclair’s offenses.”

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Court halts gay marriages in Michigan

By EMMA FIDEL Associated Press

MASON, Mich. — Samesex couples rushed to Michigan county clerk’s offices Saturday to get hitched a day after a judge overturned the state’s constitutional ban on gay marriage, and several hundred managed to do so before an appeals court reinstituted the ban, at least temporarily.

The order by a federal appeals court in Cincinnati came after Glenna DeJong, 53, and Marsha Caspar, 51, of Lansing, were the first to arrive at the Ingham County Courthouse in the central Michigan city of Mason. DeJong and Caspar, who have been together for 27 years, received their license and were married by Ingham County Clerk Barb Byrum.

“I figured in my lifetime it would happen,” Caspar said.

“But now, when it happens now, it’s just overwhelming.

I still can’t believe it. I don’t think it’s hit me yet.”

Similar nuptials followed one after another, at times en masse, in at least four of Michigan’s 83 counties. Those four — Oakland, Muskegon, Ingham and Washtenaw counties — issued more than 300 marriage licenses to same-sex couples Saturday.

DeJong said the threat of a stay was all the encouragement they needed.

“Come Monday, we might not be able to do it, so we knew we had a short window of time,” she said.

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She was right. Later Saturday, the 6th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals froze until at least Wednesday a decision by a lower court judge to overturn Michigan’s ban. The appeals court said the time-out will “allow a more reasoned consideration” of the state’s request to stop same-sex marriages.

The court’s order was posted just a few hours after it told the winning side to respond to Michigan Attorney General Bill Schuette’s request for a stay by noon Tuesday.

In his appeal, Schuette noted the U.S. Supreme Court in January suspended a similar decision that struck down Utah’s gay-marriage ban.

Voters approved the gay marriage ban in a landslide in 2004. But in Friday’s historic decision, U.S. District Judge Bernard Friedman said the ballot box is no defense to a law that tramples the rights of same-sex couples.

Schuette’s spokeswoman, Joy Yearout, said Saturday that a stay would preserve a state constitutional ban pending the appeal’s outcome. She declined to say whether the state would recognize the new marriages in that scenario.

“The courts will have to sort it out,” she said.

Yearout later said her office anticipates that the appeals court “will issue a permanent stay, just as courts have ruled in similar cases across the country.”

After the U.S. Supreme Court intervened in Utah, Gov.

Gary Herbert ordered state agencies to hold off on moving forward with any new benefits for the hundreds of same-sex couples who married during the three-week window until the courts resolved the issue.

Agencies were told not to revoke anything already issued, such as a driver’s license with a new name, but were prohibited from approving any new marriages or benefits.

Utah made clear it was not ordering agencies to void the marriages, but that their validity would be decided by the Denver-based 10th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals.

Anna Kirkland, a University of Michigan professor who submitted an expert report in the Michigan case, said people who have received licenses are “legally married” regardless of what state officials do.

“A ruling from a federal judge on the meaning of the Equal Protection Clause ... is binding on the state government,” said Kirkland, a professor of women’s studies and political science. “It’s the law of the land until or unless the Supreme Court says otherwise.”

Seventeen states and the District of Columbia issue licenses for same-sex marriage.

Since December, bans on gay marriage also have been overturned in Texas, Oklahoma, Kentucky and Virginia, but appeals have put those cases on hold.

Elizabeth Patten, 52, and her partner of 28 years, Jonnie Terry, 50, of Ann Arbor,

AP Photo by Paul Sancya

Oakland County Clerk Lisa Brown signs a marriage liscense for Justin Flowers, middle, and Josh Redder, in Pontiac, Mich., March 22.

were the first couple married in Washtenaw County, where couples began to queue outside the clerk’s office at 5:30 a.m. Saturday and 74 licenses were issued.

“It was really surreal. I don’t know if this is the wedding we imagined,” Patten said after the impromptu ceremony

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performed by federal Judge Judith Levy in the basement of the county building. “But we are so pleased and honored to be a part of this process and have this opportunity today.”

The line grew, snaking around the corner, and dozens of couples and their family members hugged, hooted and

hollered until County Clerk Lawrence Kestenbaum opened the doors at 8:50 a.m.

A county sheriff’s sergeant walked through the line handing out license applications.

Where the form asked for the name of the “male,” lesbian couples wrote in an “f’’ and an “e’’ in front of the word.

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Oil spill in Galveston Bay

By CHRISTOPHER SHERMAN, Associated Press

McALLEN, Texas — A barge carrying nearly a million gallons of especially thick, sticky oil collided with a ship in Galveston Bay on Saturday, leaking an unknown amount of the fuel into the popular bird habitat as the peak of the migratory shorebird season was approaching.

Booms were brought in to try to contain the spill, which the Coast Guard said was reported at around 12:30 p.m. by the captain of the 585-foot ship, Summer Wind. Coast Guard Lt. j.g. Kristopher Kidd said the spill hadn’t been contained as of 10 p.m., and that the collision was still being investigated.

The ship collided with a barge carrying 924,000 gallons of marine fuel oil, also known as special bunker, that was being towed by the vessel Miss Susan, the Coast Guard said.

It didn’t give an estimate of how much fuel had spilled into the bay, but there was a visible sheen of oil at the scene.

Officials believe only one of the barge’s tanks was breached, but that tank had a capacity of

168,000 gallons.

“A large amount of that has been discharged,” Kidd said.

He said a plan was being developed to remove the remaining oil from the barge, but the removal had not begun.

The barge was resting on the bottom of the channel, with part of it submerged. He said boom was being set up in the water to protect environmentallysensitive areas and that people would be working through the night with infrared cameras to locate and skim the oil.

The barge was being towed from Texas City to Bolivar at the time. The Coast Guard said that Kirby Inland Marine, which owns the tow vessel and barge, was working with it and the Texas General Land Office at the scene.

The Coast Guard said six crew members from the tow vessel were in stable condition, but it offered no details about their injuries.

Jim Suydam, spokesman for the General Land Office, described the type of oil the barge was carrying as “sticky, gooey, thick, tarry stuff.”

“That stuff is terrible to have to clean up,” he said.

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A response boat heads to the scene of a collision between a ship and barge in the ship channel near the Texas City Dike on March 22.

Mild weather and calm water seemed to help containment efforts, but stormy weather was forecast for the area on Sunday.

Suydam said almost every private cleanup outfit in the area was out there helping out under the coordination of the Coast Guard and General Land Office.

Bruce Clawson, the director of the Texas City Homeland Security, told The Daily News in Galveston that the barge sank, but that there is no danger to the community, which is about 40 miles southeast of downtown Houston. Suydam said he could not confirm whether the barge

sank.

Tara Kilgore, an operations coordinator with Kirby Inland Marine, declined to comment Saturday.

On its Facebook page, Texas City Emergency Management said the dike and all parks on the water are closed until further notice. And the Coast Guard said that part of the Houston ship channel was closed to traffic.

Richard Gibbons, the conservation director of the Houston Audubon Society, said there is very important shorebird habitat on both sides of the Houston ship channel.

Obama talks on tech privacy JOSH LEDERMAN Associated Press

WASHINGTON — A week before a self-imposed deadline for a review of National Security Agency programs, President Barack Obama sought Friday to assure leading Internet and tech executives that his administration is committed to protecting people's privacy.

CEOs from Facebook, Google, Netflix and others spent more than two hours with Obama in the Oval Office discussing their concerns about NSA spying programs, which have drawn outrage from tech companies whose data have been scooped up by the government. Joining Obama and the CEOs were Obama's commerce secretary, homeland security adviser, and counselor John Podesta, whom Obama has tasked with leading a review of privacy and "big data."

Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg and his colleagues departed the White House without speaking to reporters. The White House said Obama gave the CEOs an update on the big data review, which is examining the complex and evolving relationship between the government, its citizens and their private information.

"The president reiterated his administration's commitment to taking steps that can give people greater confidence that their rights are being protected while preserving important tools that keep us safe," the White House said in a statement.

Separate from the big data review, Obama in January directed the government to develop and present alternatives for who should store the phone records from hundreds of millions of Americans that the NSA holds. Obama gave the

Justice Department until March 28 to report back, with an eye toward eventually stripping the massive data collection from the government's hands.

That review and other limits on secret spying were prompted by disclosures from former NSA systems analyst Edward Snowden that enraged Internet companies like Google when it was alleged that the NSA had secretly tapped into the main communications links that connect Yahoo and Google data centers around the world.

In the lead-up to Friday's meeting, Zuckerberg took to his own Facebook page to strongly condemn Obama's administration for its secret spying tactics, following reports that the NSA had once used spoofs of the social network to infect computers with malware.

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grateful for his personal engagement. In a statement, the company called it an "honest talk" about government intrusion and its toll on people's confidence that the Internet is free and open.

"While the U.S. government has taken helpful steps to reform its surveillance practices, these are simply not enough," said Facebook spokeswoman Jodi Seth.

Google recently enhanced the encryption technology for its flagship email service to make it harder for the NSA to intercept messages moving among the company's data centers. Yahoo has promised similar steps.

Representatives for Google and Netflix declined to comment on Friday's meeting. Also attending the session were Reed Hastings of Netflix and Drew Houston of the file storage site Dropbox.

Around the Nation No survivors expected in plane crash MONTROSE, Colo. — Authorities believe there are no survivors after a small plane crashed into a reservoir in southwestern Colorado.

Ouray County spokeswoman Marti Whitmore says five people were believed aboard the single-engine Socata TBM700 headed from Bartlesville, Okla., to Montrose, which is about 180 miles southwest of Denver.

Federal Aviation Administration spokesman Ian Gregor says it crashed south of Montrose just before 2 p.m. Saturday. He says he didn’t yet know the cause of the accident.

Whitmore says search and rescue operations were suspended Saturday night, but no victims have been recovered.

No identities have yet been released.

She says the aircraft crashed in 60 to 90 feet of water.

The plane is registered to an Alabama corporation. Messages left for the company Saturday evening weren’t immediately returned.

Clinton says ‘mass movement’ on climate change TEMPE, Ariz. — Hillary Rodham Clinton says young people understand the significant threat of climate change and that she hopes there will be a mass movement that demands political change.

The potential 2016 presidential candidate says at a Clinton Global Initiative University panel that young people are much more committed to doing something to address climate change. Clinton says it isn’t “just some ancillary issue” but will determine the quality of life for many people.

The former secretary of state cited global warming as a major issue that students could face in the future.

She made the comments Saturday during an interview with late-night TV host Jimmy Kimmel at Arizona State University. The weekend gathering also features former President Bill Clinton and their daughter, Chelsea.

N. California town reels after train strikes teens MARYSVILLE, Calif. — A Northern California town was reeling Saturday after learning that a teenage boy was killed and a teenage girl was seriously injured after they were hit by a freight train while walking to a Sadie Hawkins Day dance.

The accident Friday evening occurred near Marysville’s only high school and a little league park where a game was being played.Police stepped up patrol around the tracks Saturday.

Circus elephants escape, damage parking lot cars ST. CHARLES, Mo. — Authorities say three elephants escaped from their handlers at a circus near St. Louis and damaged several vehicles in the parking lot before they were recaptured.

Television station KMOV reports that the female elephants escaped from the the children’s ride section of the Moolah Shrine Circus at the Family Arena in St. Charles.

TV station KSDK says the circus issued a statement saying the handlers were able to occupy the animals and that “they are now resting comfortably in their compound at this time.”

Police say that the animals also damaged the venue’s loading door.

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World Russia mocks sanctions; questions remain about more economic penalties WASHINGTON — U.S. sanctions against a Russian bank and the Kremlin’s inner circle have pinched Moscow, but if the goal is to get President Vladimir Putin to roll his forces out of Crimea or deter him from doing any more land grabs, their effectiveness remains in doubt.

Putin has mocked the punitive steps President Barack Obama has taken so far in their post-Cold War game of chess — or chicken.

Putin made jokes of Obama’s decision this week to freeze the assets of businessmen with close ties to him as well as Bank Rossiya, which provides them support. Putin quickly retaliated by slapping travel restrictions on nine U.S. officials and lawmakers, including Sen. John McCain, who quipped: “I guess this means my spring break in Siberia is off.”

More serious repercussions loom if the standoff heats up.

For now, Putin says there is no need for further Russian retaliation, yet his Foreign Ministry said Moscow would “respond harshly.”

Lick from a giraffe a poignant goodbye for terminally ill man in the Netherlands AMSTERDAM — A giraffe gave a lick to a dying man who asked as a last wish to be taken to Blijdorp Zoo in Rotterdam, Netherlands, where he had done odd jobs for 25 years.

Mario Eijs, who is mentally disabled, had developed a brain tumor and had difficulty walking or speaking. He wanted to pay a final visit to the co-workers and animals he loved. The Stichting Ambulance Wens offers free transport to terminally ill patients.

Several giraffes became curious when Eijs was brought to their inside enclosure on March 19.

“Mario got a lick on his nose after a lot of snuffles,” Foundation worker Olaf Exoo said in a written summary of the day.

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CAIRO — The judge in one of the largest trials of supporters of Egypt’s ousted President Mohammed Morsi declared Saturday he will issue verdicts for the more than 500 defendants after only two sessions, said lawyers who decried the move as violating the norms of a fair trial.

The 545 defendants are standing trial in relation to violence following the August dispersal by security forces of two pro-Morsi protests in Cairo, in which hundreds were killed. In an apparent backlash, police stations, churches and government buildings were stormed by suspected Morsi supporters across Egypt.

The defendants are accused of attacking a police station in Matay in the southern province of Minya, stealing government weapons, killing one police officer and attempting to kill two others, Egypt’s state news agency said. More than 400 defendants are still at large and are being tried in absentia, defense lawyer Khaled el-Koumi said.

El-Koumi said the trial opened Saturday with more than 100 defendants crammed in the courtroom cage, which was set up specially to accommodate the large number. Security was tight outside the courthouse, and journalists were not allowed inside.

— The Associated Press

By ADAM PEMBLE Associated Press

BELBEK AIR BASE, Crimea — Ukraine’s armed forces took what may prove to be one of their final stands Saturday in Crimea, as proRussian forces stormed and seized control of an air force base amid a barrage of gunfire and explosions.

A tense blockade of the Belbek air base base that has endured for more than a week looked set for an inevitable culmination following the seizure of one Ukrainian-held military facility after another in recent days.

It was the last major Ukrainian military facility in Crimea to fall into the hands of proRussian forces. The Ukrainian Defense Ministry hasn’t provided details of how many bases it still controls on the peninsula.

Crimea residents voted last week to secede from Ukraine and join Russia — a process that was formalized this week with the blessing of President Vladimir Putin. The vote, which was held under condition akin to martial law under the gaze of apparently Moscow-led militia forces, has been rejected as illegitimate by the international community.

The assault on the Belbek base mirrored events at other Ukrainian-held military facilities on the peninsula in recent days.

In footage provided by the Ukrainian Defense ministry, a Russian-made BTR-80 armored personnel carrier could be seen smashing open a front gate at Belbek, a base across the bay from the port city of Sevastopol.

APCs crashed through walls at two other locations and were followed by armed personnel, who advanced in crouching position as they secured the area.

Four BTR-80s were involved in the assault, Ukrainian officials said.

Ukrainian troops offered no resistance. Later, a separate motley group arrived at the scene. The crowd appeared to be made up of professional soldiers, members of a recent-

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Soldiers in unmarked uniforms sit atop an APC at the gate of the Belbek base near the port city of Sevastopol, Crimea, Saturday. Pro-Russian forces stormed the Ukrainian Belbek air force base in Crimea, firing shots and smashing through concrete walls with armored personnel carriers, according to an Associated Press journalist.

ly-formed militia unit and Cossacks.

The cause of the explosions wasn’t immediately clear, although Ukrainian officials said they were stun grenades used to disperse any potential resistance.

Two ambulances arrived and then departed shortly after. Ukraine’s Defense Ministry said one reporter and a Ukrainian soldier were injured in the raid.

After the takeover, Belbek base commander Col. Yuliy Mamchur called together his men, who sang the Ukrainian national anthem and then stood at ease. He then told his men to put their weapons in the base’s armory.

A few hours before, Mamchur attended a wedding between two lieutenants serving at Belbek. Soldiers drank champagne and toasted the couple, despite the looming threat of a raid on the base.

Earlier, a crowd stormed the Novofedorivka base, about 50 kilometers (30 miles) west of Crimea’s capital, Simferopol, Ukraine’s Defense Ministry said.

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tion TSN said troops inside the base hurled smoke grenades in an attempt to disperse groups of burly young men attempting to break through the front gates.

There were conflicting reports about whether the base was eventually taken over.

The Russian Defense Ministry says that as of late Friday, less than 2,000 of 18,000 Ukrainian servicemen in Crimea had “expressed a desire to leave for Ukraine.” The ministry, however, stopped short of saying the remainder of the troops would serve in the Russian army.

No similar information has been forthcoming from Ukraine’s authorities, who have been criticized by servicemen marooned in Crimea, some of whom have complained to media that they have been given no clear instructions on what they should be doing.

Elsewhere, more than 5,000 pro-Russia residents of a ma-

jor city in Ukraine’s east demonstrated in favor of holding a referendum similar to the one carried out in Crimea.

The apparent ease with which Russia has managed to take control over Crimea has ignited concerns for Ukraine’s government that elements in the mainly Russian-speaking east will agitate for a similar move.

Russia has brought large military contingents to areas near the border with eastern Ukraine. Putin has said there is no intention to move into eastern Ukraine, but the prospect of violence between pro- and antisecession groups in the east could be used as a pretext for sending in troops.

Valentina Matvienko, the speaker of the upper house of the Russian parliament and a close Putin ally, said Saturday there is no intention to absorb other regions of Ukraine, according to the ITAR-Tass news agency.

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Search for missing plane continues Report: NSA

By ROB GRIFFITH Associated Press

KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia — While possible clues about the fate of a Malaysia Airlines jet missing for more than two weeks keep coming from satellite images, it was as frustrating as ever Saturday to turn the hints from space into actual sightings.

China released a satellite image showing an object floating in a remote stretch of the southern Indian Ocean near where planes and ships have been crisscrossing since similar images from an Australian satellite emerged earlier in the week. China’s image, showing an object that appeared to be 22 meters (72 feet) by 13 meters (43 feet), was taken around noon Tuesday.

“The news that I just received is that the Chinese ambassador received a satellite image of a floating object in the southern corridor and they will be sending ships to verify,” Malaysian Defense Minister Hishammuddin Hussein told reporters.

Australian officials said the location was within the 36,000-square-kilometer (14,000-square-mile) area they searched on Saturday, but the object was not found. Australian Maritime Safety Authority spokeswoman Andrea Hayward-Maher said she did not know whether the precise coordinates of the location had been searched, but added that coordinators will use the information to refine the search area.

The authority, which is overseeing the search in the region, said a civil aircraft reported seeing a number of small objects

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Crew on board a Royal Australian Air Force AP-3C Orion, search for missing Malaysian Airlines flight MH370 in southern Indian Ocean, Australia, Saturday. Frustration grew Saturday over the lack of progress tracking down two objects spotted by satellite that might be Malaysia Airlines Flight 370, with a Malaysian official expressing worry that the search area will have to be widened if no trace of the plane is found.

in the search area, including a wooden pallet, but a New Zealand military plane diverted to the location found only clumps of seaweed. The agency said in a statement that searchers would keep trying to determine whether the objects are related to the lost plane.

The latest satellite image is another clue in the baffling search for Malaysia Airlines Flight 370, which dropped off air traffic control screens March 8 over the Gulf of Thailand with 239 people on board.

After about a week of confusion, Malaysian authorities said pings sent by the Boeing 777-200 for several hours after it disappeared indicated that the plane ended up in one of two huge arcs: a northern corridor stretching from Malaysia

to Central Asia, or a southern corridor that stretches toward Antarctica.

The discovery of two objects by the Australian satellite led several countries to send planes and ships to a stretch of the Indian Ocean about 2,500 kilometers (1,550 miles) southwest of Australia. But three days of searching have produced no confirmed signs of the plane.

One of the objects spotted in the earlier satellite imagery was described as 24 meters (almost 80 feet) in length and the other was 5 meters (15 feet).

The Boeing 777-200 is about 64 meters (209 feet) long with a wingspan of 61 meters (199 feet) and a fuselage about 6.2 meters (20 feet) in diameter, according to Boeing’s website.

In a statement on its website

announcing China’s find, the State Administration of Science, Technology and Industry for National Defense did not explain why it took four days to release the information. But there was a similar delay in the release of the Australian satellite images because experts needed time to examine them.

Two military planes from China arrived Saturday in Perth to join Australian, New Zealand and U.S. aircraft in the search. Japanese planes will arrive Sunday and ships were in the area or on their way.

Erik van Sebille, an oceanographer at the University of New South Wales in Sydney, said the currents in the area typically move at about one meter (yard) per second but can sometimes move faster.

Based on the typical speed, a current could theoretically move a floating object about 173 kilometers (107 miles) in two days.

But even if both satellites detected the same object, it may be unrelated to the plane.

One possibility is that it could have fallen off a cargo vessel.

Warren Truss, Australia’s acting prime minister while Tony Abbott is abroad, said before the new satellite data was announced that a complete search could take a long time.

“It is a very remote area, but we intend to continue the search until we’re absolutely satisfied that further searching would be futile — and that day is not in sight,” he said.

“If there’s something there to be found, I’m confident that this search effort will locate it,” Truss said from the base near Perth that is serving as a staging area for search aircraft.

Turkey: Twitter allows ‘character assassination’

By SUZAN FRASER Associated Press

ANKARA, Turkey — Turkey’s government on Saturday accused Twitter of allowing “systematic character assassinations” a day after social media users easily evaded a government attempt to block access to the network.

The attempted crackdown came after links to wiretapped recordings suggesting corruption were posted on Twitter, causing Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan’s government major embarrassment before local elections on March 30.

The government’s effort to shut down the service backfired

on Friday, with many finding ways to continue to tweet and mock the government for what they said was a futile attempt at censorship. Even President Abdullah Gul worked around the ban, tweeting that shutting down social media networks cannot “be approved.” Turkey’s move to block Twitter sparked a wave of international criticism.

Turkey’s state-run news agency, Anadolu, said Twitter had begun on Saturday to close down accounts which the Turkish government has been complaining about, but the report couldn’t immediately be verified.

Government officials said Friday they were engaged in talks

with Twitter and would restore access as soon as an agreement with the company is reached.

Twitter said it hoped the dispute would be resolved soon. The government accuses Twitter of refusing to remove offensive content despite Turkish court orders.

On Saturday, Hurriyet newspaper and Twitter users said the clampdown was expanded to Google’s Domain Name System, which had provided many of Twitter’s Turkish users an alternative means of gaining entry. The communications minister, Lutfi Elvan, would not confirm, saying he had not been informed about such a move.

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The Google system was accessible again Saturday afternoon.

Swedish Foreign Minister Carl Bildt used Twitter on Saturday to tell Turkey its efforts to block access to the social media network were “stupid.” He said the blockade “isn’t working and also backfiring heavily.”

A statement from the Turkish government’s Public Diplomacy office said the network was engaged in “systematic character assassinations” for hosting accounts where the leaked the wiretapped recordings have been posted. It said the audio tapes were “illegally acquired” or “fake and fabricated.”

targeted Chinese tech giant Huawei BERLIN (AP) — U.S. intelligence agencies hacked into the email servers of Chinese tech giant Huawei five years ago, around the time concerns were growing in Washington that the telecommunications equipment manufacturer was a threat to U.S. national security, two newspapers reported Saturday.

The National Security Agency began targeting Huawei in early 2009 and quickly succeeded in gaining access to the company’s client lists and email archive, German weekly Der Spiegel reported, citing secret U.S. intelligence documents leaked by former NSA contractor Edward Snowden. The New York Times also published a report Saturday about the documents.

Huawei objects to activities that threaten network security, said William B. Plummer, the company’s vice president of external affairs.

“Huawei has declared its willingness to work with governments, industry stakeholders and customers in an open and transparent manner, to jointly address the global challenges of network security and data integrity,” Plummer said in an email.

“The information presented in Der Spiegel and the New York Times article reaffirms the need for all companies to be vigilant at all times.”

Among the people whose emails the NSA was able to read were Huawei president Ren Zhengfei, Der Spiegel

said.

The operation, which Der Spiegel claims was coordinated with the CIA, FBI and White House officials, also netted source codes for Huawei products. One aim was to exploit the fact that Huawei equipment is widely used to route voice and data traffic around the world, according to the report. But the NSA was also concerned that the Chinese government itself might use Huawei’s presence in foreign networks for espionage purposes, it said.

In response to the Der Spiegel report, NSA spokeswoman Vanee Vines said the agency doesn’t comment on specific alleged activities. She reiterated the NSA’s position that its activities are aimed only at “valid foreign intelligence targets in response to intelligence requirements.”

“In addition, we do not use foreign intelligence capabilities to steal the trade secrets of foreign companies on behalf of - or give intelligence we collect to - U.S. companies to enhance their international competitiveness or increase their bottom line,” Vines said in a statement emailed to The Associated Press.

In 2012, the House Intelligence Committee recommended that Huawei be barred from doing business in the U.S., citing the threat that its equipment could enable Chinese intelligence services to tamper with American communications networks.

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Video shows gunmen in deadly hotel attack

By KIM GAMEL Associated Press

KABUL, Afghanistan — Security guards searched four attackers — twice — before allowing them to enter an Afghan hotel where the young men proceeded to the restaurant and killed nine diners, including four foreigners and an AFP journalist, his wife and two children, according to chilling closed-circuit video broadcast Saturday by a local TV station.

The question of how the gunmen penetrated the tight security of the Serena hotel — considered one of the safest spots in the Afghan capital — with pistols and ammunition is one of the biggest mysteries surrounding Thursday’s attack. Afghan authorities have said the attackers hid the weaponry in the soles of their shoes, wrapped in plastic. Interior Ministry spokes-

man Seddiq Seddiqi displayed the tiny pistols, which fit in the palm of a hand, ammunition and large shoes at a press conference on Friday.

But the three-story hotel is surrounded by a fence and visitors must pass through two gates and a metal detector before crossing a courtyard to the lobby entrance. Bombings and shootings are common in Afghanistan, and many establishments have guests searched before allowing them to enter. The Taliban claimed responsibility for the assault and said it proves they can strike anywhere.

The 14 minutes of video, obtained by the private Ariana TV station and shared with The Associated Press, show four men clad in traditional tunics and loose trousers known as shalwar kameez walking through the perimeter gate. They start toward security before they are

apparently called back by the guards to be searched, with the timestamp showing it is 6:57 p.m. The cameras then capture images of the men placing ID cards and other items on a tray by a conveyer belt before passing through the metal detector.

A guard then gives each one a more thorough pat down before letting them through the door.

The Serena has one of the strictest protocols of places frequented by foreigners, but it is rare to be searched at the first gate, suggesting something about the men had raised suspicion.

Authorities said two of the gunmen went to the restaurant and killed seven victims by shooting them in the head while two other victims were found in the halls. Police also killed all four attackers after a three-hour standoff. The camera appears to follow the four men as they make their way through the

lobby at one point turning to a man with a phone before entering the hall that leads to the restaurant.

The time stamp on the footage then jumps to 9:17 p.m.

Two of the men are near the end of the hall past the restaurant, hiding behind walls with their pistols hoisted. About an hour later the burst of a gunshot is seen as security forces apparently fire at one of the attackers and water begins flooding the area. The second man walks toward the women’s bathroom and isn’t seen again.

No security forces are seen in the hall or entering the restaurant before the final shot on the video at 10:20 p.m. The video conforms with AP reporting.

Seddiqi and police officials contacted on Saturday said they had no updates about the attack as the investigation is still underway.

Spain anti-austerity protesters clash with police AP Photo/Alessandra Tarantino, File

In this Dec. 5, 2013 photo, Cardinal Sean O’Malley, the archbishop of Boston, attends a press conference at the Vatican.

Pope names sex abuse policy panel

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VATICAN CITY — Pope Francis named the initial members of a commission to advise him on sex abuse policy Saturday, signaling an openness to reach beyond church officials to plot the commission’s course and priorities: Half of the members are women, and one was assaulted by a priest as a child.

The eight members were announced after Francis came under fire from victims’ groups for a perceived lack of attention to the abuse scandal, which has seriously damaged the Catholic Church’s reputation around the world and cost dioceses and religious orders billions of dollars in legal fees and settlements.

The Vatican in December announced that Francis would create the commission to advise the church on best policies to protect children, train church personnel and keep abusers out of the clergy. But no details had been released until Saturday and it remains unknown if the commission will deal with the critical issue of disciplining bishops who cover up for abusers.

In a statement, the Vatican hinted that it might, saying the commission would look into both “civil and canonical duties and responsibilities” for church personnel. Canon law does provide for sanctions if a bishop is negligent in carrying out his duties, but such punishments have never been imposed on a bishop for failing to report a pedophile priest to police.

The eight inaugural members include Marie Collins, who was assaulted as a 13-yearold by a hospital chaplain in her native Ireland and has gone on to become a prominent campaigner for accountability in the church.

Also named was Cardinal Sean O’Malley, one of Francis’ key advisers and the archbishop of Boston, where the U.S. scandal erupted in 2002.

Two other members are professors at Rome’s Jesuit Pontifical Gregorian University, which in 2012 hosted a seminar for bishops from around the world to educate them on best practices to protect children.

Several participants from that conference are now founding members of Francis’ commission, including Baroness Sheila Hollins, a British psychiatrist.

During that 2012 conference, Collins told the bishops of her own ordeal, of the hospitalizations, anxiety and depression she endured after Irish church authorities didn’t believe her when she reported her attacker, and then blamed her for the assault.

“I was treated as someone with an agenda against the church, the police investigation was obstructed and the laity misled. I was distraught,” Collins said at the time, calling for bishops to be held accountable when they don’t report abusers to law enforcement.

The Vatican spokesman, the Rev. Federico Lombardi, said the institution of the commis-

sion was evidence that Francis believed “the church must hold the protection of minors among her highest priorities.”

But in a March 5 interview with Corriere della Sera, Francis appeared defensive about the issue, complaining that the church had been unfairly attacked.

He acknowledged the “profound” wounds abuse leaves and credited Pope Benedict XVI with turning the church around. Benedict in 2001 took over handling abuse cases because bishops were moving pedophiles around rather than punishing them. In his final two years as pope he defrocked nearly 400 abusive priests.

But Francis then added: “The Catholic Church is perhaps the only public institution that has moved with transparency and responsibility. No one has done more. And yet the church is the only one that has been attacked.”

Collins’ appointment to the panel was hailed by Dublin Archbishop Diarmuid Martin, who has clashed both with the Vatican and his fellow bishops in demanding greater accountability and honesty about abuse.

SNAP, the main U.S. victim’s group also praised her inclusion but said the pope doesn’t need another study panel, he just needs to oust complicit bishops.

By HAROLD HECKLE Associated Press

MADRID — Spanish police and protesters clashed during an anti-austerity demonstration that drew tens of thousands of people to central Madrid on Saturday. Police said in a statement that six officers were injured and 12 people were arrested.

As a final speech was being given, some protesters attempted to break through a police barrier and make their way toward

the nearby headquarters of the governing conservative Popular Party. Riot police then charged the protesters, who hurled bottles and other objects, and beat them back with batons.

One police vehicle and a bank were damaged by protesters. It wasn’t immediately clear how many protesters were injured, and if anybody was seriously hurt on either side.

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and education systems, while saddling Spaniards with skyhigh unemployment and more debt.

Six columns of protesters — each from a different region of Spain — had arrived at the outskirts of the city early Saturday before heading for Colon square, carrying banners bearing the slogan “Marching for Dignity.”

By late afternoon, Madrid’s principal boulevard, Paseo del Prado, was packed with people chanting against government’s

austerity policies and the cuts they have entailed.

“I don’t want corruption, government cuts and unemployment,” said office worker Susana Roldan, 24. “What I want is a secure future in Spain.”

Rajoy’s conservative government has a large parliamentary majority, enabling it to push through waves of austeritydriven, unpopular tax hikes and government program cutbacks since taking office in 2011, in a bid to reduce Spain’s budget deficit.

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The following dismissals were recently handed down in District Court in Kenai: n A charge of driving while license cancelled, suspended, revoked or limited against Brandon Melecio Elizalde, 21, of Kenai, was dismissed. Date of the charge was Jan. 6, 2013. n A charge of driving without a valid operator’s license against James O. Fidler, 21, address unknown, was dismissed.

Date of the charge was July 28. n A charge of no motor vehicle liability insurance against Alexander W. Fournier, 21, of Sterling, was dismissed. Date of the charge was Feb. 19. n A charge of no motor vehicle liability insurance against Corey Brian Sellman, 19, of Soldotna, was dismissed. Date of the charge was Feb. 19.

The following judgments were recently handed down in District Court in Kenai: n Michael T. Kivi, 20, of Nikiski, pleaded guilty to false information or report of crime occurring, committed Feb. 9.

Imposition of sentence was suspended and he was placed on probation for one year, fined a $50 court surcharge and ordered to perform 40 hours of community work service. n Gideon Wayne Mahoney, 39, of Wasilla, pleaded guilty to driving under the influence, committed Jan. 30. He was sentenced to 180 days in jail with 160 days suspended, fined $6,000 with $3,000 suspended, a $75 court surcharge, $1,467 cost of imprisonment and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, ordered to complete Alcohol Safety Action Program

Court reports treatment, had his license revoked for one year, ordered ignition interlock for 12 months, ordered not to consume alcohol for three years and placed on probation for three years. n Lonnie Edward Playle, 30, of Soldotna, pleaded guilty to second-degree failure to stop at the direction of a peace officer, committed Feb. 24. He was sentenced to 90 days in jail with 85 days suspended, may perform 40 hours of community work service in lieu of jail time, was fined a $50 court surcharge and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended and placed on probation for one year. n A jury found Holly M. Spann, 30, of Kenai, guilty of a reduced charge of fourth-degree criminal mischief, committed Sept. 10. Imposition of sentence was suspended and she was placed on probation for one year, fined a $50 court surcharge and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, ordered to perform 80 hours of community work service, ordered to pay restitution and ordered to obtain an evaluation to determine if anger management is recommended or some other form of counseling. n Corey Tyler Sterling, 23, of Kenai, pleaded no contest to not giving immediate notice of an accident as required, committed Feb. 24. He was fined a $50 court surcharge and placed on probation for one year. n David Antila, 48, Address unknown, pleaded guilty to one count of an amended charge of fourth-degree misconduct involving a controlled substance, committed Nov. 26, 2012. He

was sentenced to 360 days in jail with 270 days suspended, ordered to complete Alcohol Safety Action Program treatment, forfeited all items seized and placed on probation for two years. All other charges in this case were dismissed. n Derek T. Lincecum, 42, of Homer, pleaded guilty to no motor liability insurance, committed Feb. 24. He was fined $500 and a $50 court surcharge and placed on probation for one year. n Robert S. Lingo, 49, of Kenai, pleaded guilty to an amended charge of fourth-degree assault, committed June 16. He was sentenced to 360 days in jail with 345 days suspended, fined $5,000 with $3,500 suspended, a $50 court surcharge and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, ordered to perform 80 hours of community work service, forfeited weapon, ordered no possess no concealable firearms, ordered to have no contact with victims, ordered to obtain a mental health evaluation and comply with treatment recommendations and placed on probation for three years. n Daniel Wesley Lusk, 38, of Kenai, pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct – creating hazard condition, committed March 8.

He was sentenced to 10 days in jail and fined a $50 court surcharge. All other charges in this case were dismissed. n Jyles S. Meader, 20, of Kenai, pleaded guilty to fourthdegree assault – reckless injury, committed Dec. 3. He was sentenced to 180 days in jail with 120 days suspended, fined a $50 court surcharge and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, ordered to attend anger

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management and a parenting class and placed on probation for two years. n Steven Michael Running Bear Narron, 24, of Sterling, pleaded guilty to an amended charge of third-degree theft, committed Sept. 11. He was sentenced to 180 days in jail with 170 days suspended, fined a $50 court surcharge and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, ordered to pay restitution, ordered to have no contact with victim and placed on probation for three years. n Richard Michael Riddle, 46, of Soldotna, pleaded guilty to driving under the influence, committed March 13. He was sentenced to 90 days in jail with 87 days suspended, fined $2,000 with $500 suspended, a $75 court surcharge, $330 cost of imprisonment and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, ordered to complete Alcohol Safety Action Program treatment, had his license revoked for 90 days, ordered ignition interlock for six months and placed on probation for one year. All other charges in this case were dismissed. n John David Spinka, 60, of Soldotna, pleaded guilty to resisting or interfering with arrest, committed Nov. 4. He was sentenced to 60 days in jail with 55 days suspended, may perform 50 hours of community work service in lieu of jail time, was fined a $50 court surcharge and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, ordered to get an assessment and complete recommendation for anger management, ordered to have no contact with victim and placed on probation for one year. All other charges in this case were dismissed.

The following judgment was n Tyson Lamar Dewilde, 42, recently handed down in Supe- of Anchorage, pleaded guilty to rior Court in Kenai: felony driving under the influence, committed June 22. He n Jim Paul Buoy, 37, of was sentenced to three years in Palmer, pleaded guilty to one prison, fined $10,000, a $100 count of second-degree bur- court surcharge and a $100 jail glary and one misdemeanor surcharge, had his license recount of an amended charge of voked for life, ordered ignition attempted fourth-degree mis- interlock as required by law if conduct involving a controlled he regains any privilege to drive substance, committed May and forfeited his vehicle, a yel10. On the count of second- low ATV Polaris four-wheeler. degree burglary, he was sen- All other charges in this case tenced to 24 months in prison were dismissed. with 18 months suspended, n Erin Marie Jones, 24, adfined a $100 court surcharge dress unknown, pleaded guilty and a $200 jail surcharge with to one count of fourth-degree $100 suspended, forfeited all misconduct involving a conitems seized, ordered, among trolled substance, committed other conditions of probation, Feb. 23. She was sentenced no to use or possess any alco- to 24 months in prison with holic beverages or illegal con- 20 months suspended, with trolled substances, including credit for good time, fined a synthetic drugs, spice, bath $100 court surcharge and a salts and marijuana, no to en- $200 jail surcharge with $100 ter any business establishment suspended, forfeited all items whose primary business is the seized, ordered, among other sale of alcohol, to complete conditions of probation, not to a substance abuse evaluation use or possess any illegal conand comply with treatment trolled substances, including recommendations, to have no marijuana, not to reside where contact with victims in this illegal controlled substances case, to be employed, actively are present, not to possess, seeking employment or ac- apply for or obtain a medical tively engaged in school or marijuana card or act as a carevocational training while on giver while under supervision, probation and was placed on to complete a substance abuse probation for two years after evaluation and comply with serving any term of incarcera- treatment recommendations, tion imposed. On the count of to submit to search directed attempted fourth-degree mis- by a probation officer, with conduct involving a controlled or without probable cause for substance, he was sentenced the presence of controlled subto 12 months in jail with nine stances, drug paraphernalia or months suspended, fined a the presence of controlled sub$50 court surcharge and a $50 stance transactions or weapons jail surcharge, ordered to pay and was placed on probation restitution and placed on pro- for three years after serving bation for two years. All other any term of incarceration imcharges in this case were dis- posed. All other charges in this missed. case were dismissed.

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n On March 13 at 6:41 p.m., Soldotna Alaska State Troopers stopped a gold SUV that was being operated by Steven Griglione, 45, of Sterling, near Mile 96 of the Sterling Highway. Griglione had been contacted by troopers the previous day during a disturbance investigation and advised that his license is currently revoked.

He was arrested and taken to Wildwood Pretrial Facility on $500 bail on one count of driving while license revoked. n On March 14 at 7:45 p.m., Kenai police made a traffic stop on the Kenai Spur Highway near Gill Street. James R. Williams, 52, of Soldotna, was arrested for driving while license suspended and taken to Wildwood Pretrial Facility. n On March 14 at 10:17 p.m., Kenai police received a report of a male trying to jump out of moving vehicle. Scott P. Thompson, 35, of Fairbanks, was arrested for violating conditions of release and to Wildwood Pretrial. n On March 15 at 4:31 p.m., Kenai police received a report of a impaired female driver.

Carolyn J. Love, 36, of Kenai, was arrested for driving under the influence and breath test refusal and was taken to Wildwood Pretrial Facility. n On March 16 at 6:45 p.m., Kenai police responded to a report of domestic violence.

Nicholas J. Roberts, 32, of Kenai, was arrested for fourthdegree assault (domestic violence) and taken to Wildwood Pretrial Facility. n On March 16 at 3:03 p.m., Alaska State Troopers responded to Mile 108 Seward Highway for the report of a motor vehicle crash. Investigation revealed that a Toyota pickup traveling southbound on the Seward Highway, driven by James Drossel, 29, of Wasilla, lost control and struck a northbound semitruck pulling doubles, driven

by Michael Hack, 27, of Soldotna. The collision caused the semi to lose control and enter the southbound ditch.

The semi rolled on its driver’s side after breaking through the guardrail. The semi was empty at the time of the crash.

Both drivers reported wearing their seat belts and sustained no injuries. Alcohol was not a factor. The Seward Highway was intermittently closed for the next several hours while crews removed the semitruck. n On March 15 at about 6:30 p.m., troopers were patrolling near Mile 139 of the Sterling Highway, when they observed a black Nissan speeding southbound. They stopped the Nissan near Mile 139 of the Sterling Highway and identified the driver as Christopher Moore, 53, of Anchorage. Investigation revealed that Moore’s license was suspended out of California for failure to appear in court in January 2011. Moore was issued a summons for driving while license suspended. n On March 15 at 6:32 p.m.,

Police reports troopers responded to Mile 87 Seward Highway for the report of a motor vehicle accident. Investigation revealed that a 2013 Black Dodge pickup, driven

by Branden Cochran, 26, of Soldotna, attempted to pass a 2002 Ford Windstar, driven by Merick Ahlberg, 18, of Kenai.

The Dodge lost control during the pass and struck the guardrail, causing it to hit the Ford.

The Dodge came to rest on the shoulder of the southbound lane. The Ford entered the northbound ditch. Both vehicles were towed from the scene.

Both drivers reported wearing their seat belts and sustaining no injuries. Alcohol was not a factor. n On March 14 at about 6:50 p.m., Alaska State Troopers with the Girdwood Bureau of Highway Patrol conducted a traffic stop on a blue 1999 Buick sedan, after the vehicle was reported as a REDDI (Report Every Dangerous Driver Immediately) vehicle near Mile 103.5 of the Seward Highway. Investigation revealed that a passenger, Webster Leavitt, 31, of Kenai, had an outstanding arrest warrant. Leavitt was arrested and taken to the Anchorage Jail on $500 cash bail. n On March 12 at about 11:50 a.m., troopers with the Girdwood Bureau of Highway Patrol responded to a single vehicle collision near Mile 73 of the Seward Highway. Investigation revealed that Raymond Andrus, 60, of Kenai, was driving a 2008 black Toyota truck southbound near Mile 73 of the Seward Highway. Andrus lost control of his vehicle and slid into the guardrail. Andrus reported wearing his seat belt and having no injuries. The vehicle was towed from the scene. n On March 18 at 8:37 a.m., Alaska State Troopers received a report of a domestic violence assault. Investigation resulted in the arrest of Evan Bitterich, 23, of Nikiski, for a count of second-degree assault, two counts of third-degree assault and a count of fourth-degree assault. All counts are domestic violence offenses. Bitterich was arrested at a Soldotna area residence and taken to Wildwood Pretrial Facility pending arraignment. n On March 17 at 8:43 p.m., Kenai police responded to a report of an assault at the Safeway parking lot. Jaime E. Doleman, 30, of Anchorage, was arrested for third-degree assault, fifthdegree criminal mischief and violating conditions of release. n Correction: On March 12, 2014 at 1:50 p.m., Kenai police conducted a traffic stop at Kenai Spur Highway at Mile 14. Michael C. Wallace, 20, of Kenai, was issued a summons for sixth-degree misconduct involving a controlled substance, not for driving while license suspended, as previously reported.

n On March 17 at 3:55 p.m., Alaska State Troopers responded to the intersection of North Cohoe Loop and Larry Avenue in Kasilof for a vehicle that had struck a tree. Investigation revealed that Amanda Warren, 45, of Kasilof, was driving a 1999 Jeep Grand Cherokee and lost control of her vehicle on the snow-covered road and collided with a tree. Warren was injured during the collision and was taken to Central Peninsula Hospital for injuries.

The vehicle sustained damage and was towed away by Pro Tow. Warren was wearing her safety belt and traveling with headlights on. No citations were issued. n On March 15 at 7:52 p.m., troopers contacted Kevin Bowers, 27, of Nikiski, during a traffic stop on North Miller Loop in Nikiski. Investigation revealed that Bowers was driving with a suspended license. He was arrested for driving while license suspended and taken to Wildwood Pretrial Facility on $500 bail. n On March 11, Alaska State Troopers dispatch was contacted regarding a fire at 33040 Gwen Court in Sterling. Upon arrival, the trailer house was fully engulfed. Central Emergency Services was able to contain the damage to the property.

The cause of the fire is still under investigation, but foul play is not suspected. n On March 20 at about 8:40 a.m., Alaska State Troopers conducted a traffic stop on a vehicle for speeding in a school zone in Anchor Point and identified the driver as Cassie Malone, 31, of Homer. Investigation revealed that Malone’s privilege to drive was suspended out of Georgia. Malone was issued a misdemeanor citation for driving while license suspended.

The vehicle was released to a validly licensed driver. n On March 18 at about 6:20 p.m., troopers received a report of a motor vehicle rollover with entrapment at about Mile 54 of the Sterling Highway. Investigation revealed that Devin W. Becker, 28, of Sterling was traveling northbound at a high rate of speed and lost control of the SUV he was operating.

Due to injuries sustained from the collision, Becker was taken to Central Peninsula General Hospital for treatment. Alcohol is suspected to be a factor. The investigation continues. n On March 13 at about 11:00 p.m., troopers conducted a traffic stop for a moving violation near Mile 5.5 of the Seward Highway. Investigation revealed the vehicle to be occupied by four female teenagers between the ages of 16-17. The driver, 17 years old, was in possession of less than one ounce of marijuana.

Two of the passengers, both 16 years of age, admitted to being in possession of less than one ounce of marijuana. All four individuals were released to there parents. Charges are being forwarded to the Juvenile Justice System.

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AccuWeather 5-day forecast for Kenai-Soldotna

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Kenai/ Soldotna 37/2 Seward 41/20 Homer 38/16

Talkeetna 36/4 Glennallen 27/-5

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From the Peninsula Clarion in Kenai

24 hours through 4 p.m. yest. 0.00" Month to date ........................... 0.28" Normal month to date ............. 0.50" Year to date .............................. 2.63" Normal year to date ................. 2.34" Record today ................. 0.11" (1993) Record for March .......... 3.18" (1963) Record for year ............ 27.09" (1963) Snowfall 24 hours through 4 p.m. yest. .. 0.0" Month to date ............................. 0.9" Season to date ......................... 42.2"

Anchorage 33/14

Bethel 32/11

Valdez Kenai/ 35/18 Soldotna Homer

Dillingham 36/19

Juneau 41/18

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Kodiak 41/31

Sitka 42/27

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Ketchikan 45/29

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Some rain will stretch from Texas to the Carolinas and Virginia today. Chilly air will expand from the Midwest to the Northeast, while another dry day shapes up for most of the West.

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Today’s activity: Moderate Where: Auroral activity will be moderate. Weather permitting, moderate displays will be visible overhead from Barrow to as far south as Talkeetna and visible low on the horizon as far south as Bethel, Soldotna and southeast Alaska.

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Nikiski girls fall to Valdez Seward girls beat Bethel to snap string of 2 years of 2 and outs

By JOEY KLECKA Peninsula Clarion

For the first time in three years, the Seward girls made it to the final day of the Class 3A state basketball tournament.

After a loss to Anchorage Christian Schools on Thursday, Seward had to win or be sent home, and the Seahawks came up with a 37-33 victory over Bethel on Friday at the Sullivan Arena in Anchorage to advance into the fourth-place game, set for 9 a.m. Saturday against Valdez, which topped Nikiski 54-45 in the other consolation semifinal.

For each of the past two seasons, the Seahawks have qualified for the state tournament, only to drop out by Friday with two straight losses.

This year was different.

“It was very important, just to break that,” said Seward coach Mark Clemens. “The team got down for a

C lass 3A F riday R oundup little bit, we got tired there, but we got that back in the game.”

The win comes a day after the Seahawks held powerhouse squad ACS to a single-digit lead until the early portion of the fourth quarter.

ACS finished strong to beat Seward 48-32.

“That was a hard-fought game, so it wore us out a little bit,” Clemens said. “It took a little strength and endurance out of us, but Bethel’s always a tough team.”

Senior Ashley VonBorstel led Seward with 18 points and five rebounds. Clemens’ daughter, Kiana, had nine points, including two free throws with 15 seconds to go that pushed the Seahawks to a three-point

lead and a great chance of winning.

“It’s just like yesterday’s game, it was playing our tempo and great defense,” the junior guard said. “We used our two-three zone, and making sure we stopped drives and stopped shooters.

“I think the fact that we held them to a low score, and being the only team other than Kodiak all season to do that, mentally we were like, we can do this.”

Whether motivated or not by the possibility a second loss, Seward started strong, getting layups from VonBorstel, Clemens and Laura Kromrey to stake out a 13-7 lead midway through the second quarter.

One of Bethel’s tendencies, however, is to strike from the perimeter, and the Warriors hammered Seward from 3-point land, taking 20 total attempts in the game. Seward had only See NIKISKI, page B-4

Photo by Klas Stolpe/Juneau Empire

Nikiski senior Emily Lynch (22) scores over Valdez sophomores Mesa Rohrer and Madison Fleming and senior Rachel MacDonald (14) during their Class 3A girls consolation bracket game in the state high school basketball tournament at Anchorage’s Sullivan Arena on Friday.

Bears move into 4th place

By JEFF HELMINIAK Peninsula Clarion

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The Kenai River Brown Bears moved into sole possession of the fourth playoff spot in the North American Hockey League Midwest Division with a 4-2 victory over the Fairbanks Ice Dogs on Saturday at the Soldotna Regional Sports Complex.

The Bears (28-22-8) picked up their 64th point with the victory, moving them ahead of the 62 points of the Coulee Region (Wis.) Chill. Kenai River has two games left, while Coulee Region has three games left.

The Bears also are one point behind third-place Wenatchee (Wash.) Wild. The Wild also have two games remaining.

The Bears improved to 3-11 this season against the Ice Dogs, and also finished 1-7 against the Dogs at the sports complex.

Fairbanks (43-14-1) saw a sixgame winning streak snapped, and also a string of 13 games with at least a point.

Kenai River got the Saturday victory in front of 1,139 by starting fast and holding on in the third period.

Adam Kresl, playing in just his second game with the team after coming from the Salt Lake City Moose of the Western States Hockey League, scored 6:47 into the contest on assists from Gustav Berglund and Kenai Central product Zack Zulkanycz, who would finish the night with three assists.

With 5:49 left in the first period, Sebastian Fuchs scored on the power play, assisted by Alec Butcher and Frankie Spellman.

Fuchs has eight points in his last six games, while Butcher, the league’s leading scorer, has nine See BEARS, page B-3

Soldotna High School senior Julie Litchfield scraps for a loose ball with East sophomore Hannah Coffin during their Class 4A girls consolation bracket game at the state basketball tournament at Anchorage’s Sullivan Arena on Friday.

SoHi girls nab 4th place Stars punctuate season by holding off the comeback of Dimond

By JOEY KLECKA Peninsula Clarion

Kelci Benson added 14 points, Julie Litchfield had nine points and five boards, Saturday’s games and Makayla Wong had five points and GIRLS brought down 11 rebounds.

Fourth place — Soldotna 52, Dimond 40 In three days of action, the Stars took Third place — West Valley 54, West 29 West to overtime, trounced East, and Championship — Kodiak 65, Colony 41 handled Dimond, helping to boost the BOYS idea that they are truly one of the elite Fourth place — West Valley 62, Thunder Mountain 59 teams in the state.

Third place — Colony 49, East 46 “It’s just been great,” said SoHi coach Championship — West, Service Doug Blossom. “We came to the state tournament, which means we’re in the final eight for one, we lose an overtime played good, so that’s all we could’ve game I really feel we could’ve won that asked for.” as easily as we lost, and then to come The Soldotna senior class ended on a back and really take it to East, and then high note as well. Kerkvliet led SoHi on to lead the whole game today.”

See NAB, page B-4 Saturday with 17 points and 13 rebounds, Class 4A state basketball

A strong season of basketball by the Soldotna girls ended with a spark Saturday at the Wells Fargo Sports Complex at UAA in Anchorage.

The Stars fended off the Dimond Lynx 52-40 in a wire-to-wire victory to claim the title of fourth place at the Class 4A girls state tournament, putting an exclamation point on the season and the threeday tournament.

“These last two games have been awesome,” said SoHi center Katelynn Kerkvliet. “I’m so glad we got to win the last two games of our career, and it means a lot to the seniors and we came out and

Photo by Klas Stolpe/Juneau Empire

Seward High School junior Laura Kromrey scores against Bethel during their Class 3A girls consolation bracket game in the state basketball tournament at Anchorage’s Sullivan Arena on Friday. Seward won 37-33.

Valdez defeats Soldotna cruises past Thunderbirds Seward for 4th

By JOEY KLECKA Peninsula Clarion

By JOEY KLECKA Peninsula Clarion

If only things had gone a little differently.

That must be the thought swirling in the heads of the Soldotna girls hoops team, a team that has finally found its stride again.

The Stars routed East Anchorage 54-32 in the Class 4A girls consolation semifinals Friday at the Sullivan Arena, setting them up with riday a Saturday date against the Dimond Lynx for fourth-place honors. The game is at 12:20 p.m. at UAA Wells Fargo Arena.

One day after losing a 58-55 overtime game to West, SoHi took control early and never let up on the T-Birds.

“We’re finally running, we’re not slowing down like we did midseason,” said senior Katelynn Kerkvliet.

“We would slow down and run a lot

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Soldotna High School senior Katelynn Kerkvliet jumps center against East junior Taria Page during their Ckass 4A girls consolation bracket game in the state basketball tournament at Anchorage’s Sullivan Arena on Friday.

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The Seward girls basketball team didn’t get the win it wanted Saturday, but at least the Seahawks were playing Saturday.

The Seahawks ended their season with a 38-30 loss to Valdez at the UAA Wells Fargo Sports Complex. The game served as the rubber match between two schools that had split their season series.

“We played with a lot of heart,” said Valdez coach Doug Fleming. “They worked hard, played defense, and they were patient and waited for a shot, didn’t rush things.”

Seward officially will take sixth place in the state tournament, which is a step up from the previous two years of going two-and-out and finishing seventh.

“It was a good year for us,” said Seward coach Mark Clemens. “Don’t ever like to lose a game, we lost to ACS (Thurs-

Class 3A state basketball Saturday’s games GIRLS Fourth place — Valdez 38, Seward 30 Third place — Barrow 41, Galena 35 Championship — ACS 49, Mt. Edgecumbe 45 BOYS Fourth place — Nome 60, Sitka 51 Third place — ACS 70, Bethel 60 Championship — Monroe 58, Grace 47

day) but it was a good game for us, came back, won the second game, and we haven’t won a state game in a while.”

Ashley VonBorstel and Ashley Whiteshield ended their high school playing careers Saturday. VonBorstel hit a trio of 3s en route to 11 points and four rebounds, while Whiteshield had two points and three boards.

“They had a good senior year,” Clemens added. “They See FOURTH, page B-3

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in his last six.

Kresl, who had 27 goals and 16 assists in 41 games for the Moose, struck again with 5:23 left, assisted by Zulkanycz and Jacob Wolter.

After a scoreless second period, Fairbanks had the lead down to 3-2 with 8:34 left in the third period on power-play goals from Tayler Munson and Brett Gervais, but Tyler Andrews, assisted

by Zulkanycz and Spellman, scored on the empty net to ice the game.

On Friday, the Bears lost to the Ice Dogs 3-2 in a shootout in front of 898 fans.

“The effort, execution and focus was there the entire game,” Kenai River head coach Geoff Beauparlant said. “We had opportunities to win the game.

“We can’t look at it as a point lost. We have to look at it as a point earned.”

With the win, the Ice Dogs clinched the top overall seed in the Robertson Cup playoffs.

Due to a change in playoff format this year, the Ice Dogs have home-ice advantage throughout the playoffs. Under the previous format, the Robertson Cup finals were held at a neutral site.

“Every game is the next most important game, but when the playoff format came out that was something we definitely set our sights on,” Ice Dogs coach Trevor Stewart said. “In our opinion, there is no better place to play than the Big Dipper.

“It’s a good incentive to keep playing.”

Two major reasons the Ice Dogs finish on top in the regular season were on display Friday — beating the Brown Bears and winning shootouts.

Fairbanks moved to 11-1-1 against Kenai River this year after the Friday win. The Ice Dogs also have won all six of their shootouts.

Goalie Kevin Aldridge, Friday’s winner, has triumphed in four of those shootouts.

The Bears fell to 4-5 in shootouts.

The last time the teams met before Friday, Fairbanks hung a 7-1 defeat on the Brown Bears in Fairbanks, but the Bears kept the Dogs from revving up the league’s top offense Friday. Both coaches called the chances about even.

Fairbanks struck first midway through the first period when Viktor Liljegren found Todd Burgess wide open in the slot.

But the Bears came back with two goals in 2 minutes, 11 sec-

onds, to take the lead.

With just 13 seconds left in the first period, Judd Loewenstein made a nice play to find Butcher streaking up the side.

Butcher beat a man at the blue line and found Fuchs in front, who dumped the puck to Albin Karlsson for a goal.

Then early in the second, Butcher threw the puck in front and Vince Stefan was able to carve out a goal. Fuchs also got an assist.

But Fairbanks tied the game with 12:24 left in the second when a Doug Rose shot from the point found its way through two defenders and into the net.

“It bounced in off a skate,” Beauparlant said. “It was just bad luck.”

The Ice Dogs amped up the attack at the end of the second, but goalie Zach Quinn, who had 34 saves, had the answer. Quinn also was tested in the opening minute of the third, when he stopped a Munson breakaway.

“Munson made a move and Quinn stayed with him,” Beauparlant said. “That was huge because it kept things from going sour right away.”

In the shootout, Aldridge stopped all five Kenai River shooters, while the Ice Dogs solved Quinn on the fifth attempt, when Liljegren beat him with a forehand on the stick side.

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Second period — 3. Kenai River, Stefan (Butcher, Fuchs), 1:58; 4. Fairbanks, Rose (Gervais, Wolter), pp, 7:36. Penalties — Fairbanks 1 for 2:00; Kenai River 1 for 2:00.

Third period — none. Penalties — Fairbanks 1 for 2:00; Kenai River 2 for 4:00.

Overtime — none. Penalties — none.

Shootout — Fairbanks 1 (Munson NG, Burgess NG, Lee NG, Olsson NG, Liljegren G); Kenai River 0 (Berglund NG, Karlsson NG, Fuchs NG, Butcher NG, Wolter NG).

Shots on goal — Fairbanks 12-14-8-2—36; Kenai River 10-11-5-1—27.

Goalies — Fairbanks, Aldridge (27 shots, 25 saves); Kenai River, Quinn (36 shots, 34 saves).

Power plays — Fairbanks 1 for 3; Kenai River 0 for 3.

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First period — 1. Kenai River, Kresl (Berglund, Zulkanycz), 6:47; 2. Kenai River, Fuchs (Butcher, Spellman), 14:11; 3. Kenai River, Kresl (Zulkanycz, Wolter), 14:37. Penalties — Fairbanks 3 for 6:00; Kenai River 3 for 6:00.

Second period — none. Penalties — Fairbanks 2 for 4:00; Kenai River 4 for 19:00.

Third period — 4. Fairbanks, Munson (Liljegren, Lagrone), pp, 0:42; 5. Fairbanks, Gervais (Rose, Lagrone), pp, 11:26; 6. Kenai River, Andrews (Zulkanycz, Spellman), en, 18:56. Penalties — Fairbanks 1 for 2:00; Kenai River 3 for 6:00.

Shots on goal — Fairbanks 11-13-9—33; Kenai River 16-9-5—30.

Goalies — Fairbanks, Munson (29 shots, 26 saves); Kenai River, Oldham (33 shots, 31 saves).

Power plays — Fairbanks 2 for 8; Kenai River 1 for 3.

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were consistent for most of the time. They’ll be missed, but I think we have some younger girls that can step up.

“Practice starts Monday.”

Laura Kromrey had 10 points and kept Valdez on its toes with six rebounds, but the Buccaneers’ Veronica Hursh and Marian Wamsley equaled Kromrey with six boards themselves. Rachel MacDonald led Valdez with 11 points.

“Lack of rebounding in the first half got us,” Clemens said.

“Lack of our defense got us.

We didn’t play with enough effort, we didn’t come out ready

to roll.”

Valdez got the jump it needed from the start, knocking in the four first buckets off of steady offensive rotations to establish a 9-0 lead with 3 minutes, 48 seconds, left in the first quarter. Kiana Clemens hit Seward’s only field goal with just over two minutes left in the quarter on a 3-point attempt.

The Seahawks shot poorly in the first half — 3 for 14 for 21 percent — while also losing the rebound battle with a 17-8 margin. That left Seward trailing 17-8 at halftime.

The Seahawks increased the pressure in the second half, hitting three early shots to close the deficit to 19-14 in the first two minutes of the third quar-

ter.

“We went back to our game plan, which we should’ve had at the start of the game,” Clemens said. “We started rebounding, started moving the ball, started getting some looks and shooting the ball. That was all part of getting our legs moving and our brains turned on.”

Seward came as close as four points to Valdez, but once 5-foot-11 post player Marian Wamsley started heating up for the Bucs, things went south for the Seahawks. From the 1:30 mark of the third quarter to the 2:43 mark of the fourth, Valdez outscored Seward 13-2 and iced the game.

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“Close,” Fleming said. “We wanted to get here, but we wanted to go a little farther, but we’ll take fourth. I’ve got a young team, so we’ll be back next year.”

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VALDEZ (38) — Woods 0 0-0 0, Langseth 0 0-0 0, S. Hursh 0 0-0 0, MacDonald 3 2-2 11, Merioles 2 0-0 4, V. Hursh 2 0-0 4, Rohrer 0 0-0 0, Attla 1 0-0 2, Fleming 4 1-2 9, Franciosi 0 0-1 0, Sharrai 0 0-0 0, Wamsley 2 4-4 8. Totals 14 7-9 38.

SEWARD (30) — VonBorstel 4 0-0 11, Kromrey 4 2-3 10, Jackson 0 0-0 0, Whiteshield 1 0-1 2, Clemens 3 0-0 7. Totals 12 2-4 30.

3-point field goals — Valdez 3 (MacDonald 3); Seward 4 (VonBorstel 3, Clemens 1).

Team fouls — Valdez 3; Seward 6.

Scoreboard Basketball NCAA Tournament EAST REGIONAL Second Round Friday, March 21 At PNC Arena Raleigh, N.C. Memphis 71, George Washington 66 Virginia 70, Coastal Carolina 59 At The AT&T Center San Antonio North Carolina 79, Providence 77 Iowa State 93, North Carolina Central 75 Third Round Saturday, March 22 At First Niagara Center Buffalo, N.Y. UConn 77, Villanova 65 At Spokane Arena Spokane, Wash.

Michigan State 80, Harvard 73 Sunday, March 23 At PNC Arena Raleigh, N.C. Virginia (29-6) vs. Memphis (249), 4:40 p.m.

At The AT&T Center San Antonio Iowa State (27-7) vs. North Carolina (24-9), 1:15 p.m.

SOUTH REGIONAL Second Round Friday, March 21 At Scottrade Center St. Louis Stanford 58, New Mexico 53 Kansas 80, Eastern Kentucky 69 At Viejas Arena San Diego Stephen F. Austin 77, VCU 75, OT UCLA 76, Tulsa 59 Third Round Saturday, March 22 At First Niagara Center Buffalo, N.Y. Dayton 55, Syracuse 53 At The Amway Center Orlando, Fla. Florida 61, Pittsburgh 45 Sunday, March 23 At Scottrade Center St. Louis Kansas (25-9) vs. Stanford (2212), 8:15 a.m.

At Viejas Arena San Diego UCLA (27-8) vs. Stephen F. Austin (32-2), 3:10 p.m.

Tennessee 86, UMass 67 At Scottrade Center St. Louis Wichita State 64, Cal Poly 37 Kentucky 56, Kansas State 49 Third Round Saturday, March 22 At The Amway Center Orlando, Fla. Louisville 66, Saint Louis 51 At BMO Harris Bradley Center Milwaukee Michigan 79, Texas 65 Sunday, March 23 At PNC Arena Raleigh, N.C. Mercer (27-8) vs. Tennessee (2312), 2:10 p.m.

At Scottrade Center St. Louis Wichita State (35-0) vs. Kentucky (25-10), 10:45 a.m.

WEST REGIONAL Second Round Friday, March 21 At The AT&T Center San Antonio Baylor 74, Nebraska 60 Creighton 76, Louisiana-Lafayette 66 At Viejas Arena San Diego Arizona 68, Weber State 59 Gonzaga 85, Oklahoma State 77 Third Round Saturday, March 22 At BMO Harris Bradley Center Milwaukee Wisconsin 85, Oregon 77 At Spokane Arena Spokane, Wash.

San Diego State 63, North Dakota State 44 Sunday, March 23 At The AT&T Center San Antonio Creighton (27-7) vs. Baylor (2511), 3:40 p.m.

At Viejas Arena San Diego Arizona (31-4) vs. Gonzaga (296), 5:40 p.m.

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NBA Standings EASTERN CONFERENCE

MIDWEST REGIONAL Second Round Friday, March 21 At PNC Arena Raleigh, N.C. Mercer 78, Duke 71

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W L Toronto 38 30 Brooklyn 36 31 New York 29 40 Boston 23 47 Philadelphia 15 55 Southeast Division x-Miami 47 21 Washington 36 33 Charlotte 34 36 Atlanta 31 36 Orlando 19 51 Central Division x-Indiana 51 19 Chicago 39 31 Cleveland 26 44 Detroit 25 44 Milwaukee 13 56

Pct .559 .537 .420 .329 .214

GB — 1½ 9½ 16 24

.691 — .522 11½ .486 14 .463 15½ .271 29 .729 — .557 12 .371 25 .362 25½ .188 37½

WESTERN CONFERENCE Southwest Division San Antonio 53 16 .768 — Houston 47 22 .681 6 Dallas 42 28 .600 11½ Memphis 41 28 .594 12 New Orleans 29 40 .420 24 Northwest Division Oklahoma City 51 18 .739 — Portland 45 25 .643 6½ Minnesota 34 33 .507 16 Denver 31 38 .449 20 Utah 23 47 .329 28½ Pacific Division L.A. Clippers 49 21 .700 — Golden State 44 27 .620 5½ Phoenix 40 29 .580 8½ Sacramento 24 45 .348 24½ L.A. Lakers 22 46 .324 26 x-clinched playoff spot Friday’s Games Indiana 91, Chicago 79 New York 93, Philadelphia 92 Oklahoma City 119, Toronto 118,2OT Brooklyn 114, Boston 98 Miami 91, Memphis 86 New Orleans 111, Atlanta 105 Dallas 122, Denver 106 Phoenix 98, Detroit 92 San Antonio 99, Sacramento 79 Washington 117, L.A. Lakers 107 Saturday’s Games Charlotte 124, Portland 94 Houston 118, Cleveland 111 Chicago 91, Philadelphia 81 Memphis 82, Indiana 71

New Orleans 105, Miami 95 Utah 89, Orlando 88 San Antonio 99, Golden State 90 L.A. Clippers 112, Detroit 103 Sunday’s Games Atlanta at Toronto, 9 a.m.

Phoenix at Minnesota, 11:30 a.m.

Washington at Denver, 1 p.m.

Milwaukee at Sacramento, 2 p.m.

Brooklyn at Dallas, 3:30 p.m.

Cleveland at New York, 3:30 p.m.

Orlando at L.A. Lakers, 5:30 p.m.

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Second Round Friday, March 21 Belmont 82, Robert Morris 71 Saturday, March 22 Louisiana Tech 79, Georgia 71 Sunday, March 23 Illinois (20-14) at Clemson (2112), 7 a.m.

Saint Mary’s (Calif.) (23-11) at Minnesota (21-13), 11 a.m.

Southern Miss (28-6) at Missouri (23-11), 1 p.m.

Monday, March 24 Georgetown (18-14) at Florida State (20-13), 3 p.m.

LSU (20-13) at SMU (24-9), 5 p.m.

Arkansas (22-11) at California (20-13), 7 p.m.

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Hockey NHL Standings EASTERN CONFERENCE Atlantic Division

GP W L x-Boston 71 49 17 Tampa Bay 71 39 24 Montreal 72 39 26 Toronto 72 36 28 Detroit 70 33 24 Ottawa 70 28 29 Florida 71 26 37 Buffalo 70 20 42 Metropolitan Division Pittsburgh 70 46 19 Philadelphia 70 38 25 N.Y. Rangers 72 39 29 Washington 72 34 27 Columbus 70 36 28

OT Pts GF GA 5 103 229 151 8 86 211 189 7 85 186 183 8 80 211 223 13 79 186 196 13 69 199 237 8 60 173 229 8 48 136 206 5 97 222 176 7 83 203 198 4 82 190 175 11 79 208 213 6 78 200 192

New Jersey 71 30 28 13 73 172 185 Carolina 71 31 31 9 71 177 200 N.Y. Islanders 70 26 35 9 61 195 239

WESTERN CONFERENCE Central Division St. Louis 70 47 16 7 101 227 160 Chicago 71 41 15 15 97 240 184 Colorado 71 44 21 6 94 216 194 Minnesota 71 36 24 11 83 176 175 Dallas 70 33 26 11 77 199 202 Winnipeg 72 32 31 9 73 201 211 Nashville 71 30 31 10 70 171 213 Pacific Division San Jose 72 46 18 8 100 221 173 Anaheim 70 45 18 7 97 222 178 Los Angeles 71 40 25 6 86 174 149 Phoenix 71 34 26 11 79 196 201 Vancouver 72 32 30 10 74 172 194 Calgary 71 29 35 7 65 181 210 Edmonton 72 25 38 9 59 178 236 NOTE: Two points for a win, one point for overtime loss. x-clinched playoff spot Friday’s Games N.Y. Rangers 3, Columbus 1 Chicago 3, Carolina 2 Boston 2, Colorado 0 Nashville 6, Calgary 5 Saturday’s Games Washington 3, San Jose 2, SO Philadelphia 4, St. Louis 1 Pittsburgh 4, Tampa Bay 3, OT Detroit 3, Minnesota 2 Dallas 3, Ottawa 1 Los Angeles 4, Florida 0 Montreal 4, Toronto 3 N.Y. Rangers 2, New Jersey 0 Carolina 3, Winnipeg 2 Boston 4, Phoenix 2 Calgary 8, Edmonton 1 Sunday’s Games Columbus at N.Y. Islanders, 9 a.m.

St. Louis at Pittsburgh, 9 a.m.

Toronto at New Jersey, 3 p.m.

Nashville at Chicago, 3 p.m.

Minnesota at Detroit, 3:30 p.m.

Buffalo at Vancouver, 4 p.m.

Florida at Anaheim, 4 p.m.

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six attempts, but both teams converted on three of them.

Kayla Williams had 11 shots from beyond the arc, putting Seward’s focus on the outside rim.

“They were working hard on their offense and we quit working a bit,” coach Clemens said. “We got tired, it came down to legs and brains, and we weren’t using both for a while there.”

Trailing 18-13 at halftime, Seward slowly began fighting back in the third quarter, and with 55 seconds remaining in the frame, VonBorstel found space in the corner and heaved a trey into the net to tie the game at 25 apiece.

“I don’t think we were nervous, I think we were more confident,” Kiana said. “We knew we just had to execute our game plan and I think we did it pretty well.”

With 4:06 left in the fourth quarter, Clemens hit the go-ahead jump shot to give Seward a one-point margin.

A layup from Kromrey with 3:15 left put Seward ahead 3431, which held until Bethel’s Riana Joseph grabbed a steal and took it in for a layup with 1:06 left.

Joseph didn’t get the bucket, but she was fouled and converted on the subsequent free throws to close the Warriors’ gap to one point.

From there, Seward tried to run the clock out by holding the ball, and Bethel was forced to foul the Seahawks.

That’s when Clemens and VonBorstel iced the game from the line.

“Yesterday, we were 9 for 23 from the free-throw line,” Clemens said. “Even if we would’ve been 15 for 23 from the line, it would’ve been a different game, with the momentum swing, so today was different.”

Valdez girls 54, Nikiski 45 The Nikiski girls team, playing in the Class 3A state tournament for the first time since 2009, suffered a twoand-out performance with a loss to the Buccaneers on Friday morning at the Sullivan Arena.

Falling behind early made life difficult for the Bulldogs, and Nikiski coach Scott Anderson said while his team made an effort to score early and often, Valdez managed to find the net better than the Bulldogs did.

“It’s always tough to come back after you lose a fairly close game the night before, and that dream of playing for a state title is gone,” Anderson said. “I thought our girls came out pretty ready to go today, but Valdez came out way better than they did yesterday.”

The Buccaneers sank 13 field goals in the first half for a shooting percentage of nearly 50 percent, while Nikiski had trouble with only six buckets for a 26 percent performance.

“I really felt like that was the big difference in this game,” Anderson said.

Senior Alyssa Darch had 15 points and collected 17 rebounds to lead the Bulldogs, coming up with 10 of Nikiski’s 12 points in the third quarter, and teammates Jodi Cook and Emily Lynch added 10 points each.

“As a senior, I thought Alyssa just decided that she’s going to get it done today,” Anderson said. “I was really proud of her, she just battled all game. She had a great tournament overall.”

Valdez, a team that lost to defending 3A champs Barrow on Thursday, flaunted an aggressive defensive press that had stumped Nikiski for much of the contest. It also helped Veronica Hursh pile up 21 points for herself.

“I mean, really, that’s what it was,” said Valdez coach Doug Fleming. “It’s what we

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The fourth-place result is the highest for the Stars girls team since taking third in 2003.

“Fourth is really cool,” Blossom said. “I think by doing this, we proved we are one of the top two or three teams in the state, and hats off to the kids. We got through the adversity we had and they fought through it, and hopefully that carries over to life for them.”

Saturday’s game started like Friday’s game against East — with SoHi jumping out to an early lead while its opponent struggled with mistakes.

Kerkvliet, Litchfield and Benson all had baskets in quick succession, leading to a 12-2 lead with 2 minutes, 25 seconds, left in the first quarter.

Unlike East, however, Dimond was able to work its way back into the game, making use of every posses-

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of plays. Now we’re just running the ball and pushing it as fast as we can.”

The up-tempo, aggressive defense that SoHi has reverted back to has paid dividends in the two state games thus far. The Stars were so satisfied with Thursday’s performance that no one really felt upset about the loss.

“That’s what was important to us, we didn’t really think about that loss because of we were proud of the way we played, and we were happy to be here,” Kerkvliet said. “We didn’t really think about that, we just thought, wow we’re so proud of the way we played. It was really exciting to come back and play the way we’re used to.”

Kerkvliet led SoHi on Friday with a double-double of 14 points and 11 rebounds. Senior teammate Kelci Benson, fresh off a clutch shooting performance on Thursday, added 13 points.

Soldotna coach Doug Blossom said the play he has seen from his team during the two days of the tournament is not surprising to him at all, and he has expressed his confidence in the team since day one of the season.

“I think our energy is better than it’s been in a month,” Blossom said.

“People don’t realize that these are kids, and stuff like WPI, looking at the ASAA site, keeping us on top, seeing how we’re seeded for regions ... now, it’s all out the window. We’re

didn’t do yesterday, we played flat yesterday. Today they wanted it, they didn’t want it to be over so they played harder.”

Trailing 27-14 at halftime, the Bulldogs cut into the lead when Darch converted two free throws, then grabbed a steal and a layup on the ensuing Valdez possession that left Nikiski with a 10-point deficit.

The problem was, every time Nikiski scored, Valdez countered with points of its own. With 4:26 left in the game, junior Rachel Thompson stole the ball and ran the length of the floor for a layup, cutting the gap to seven points.

In the final 1:22 of the contest, Valdez hit 5 of 8 free throws to keep Nikiski a comfortable distance away.

“They knew what it was going to take right to the very end to catch them,” Anderson said. “You know, we closed the gap and we just missed a few key shots at some key times, we turned the ball over when we had the opportunity to close the gap. It just didn’t happen.”

Anderson said he believes Nikiski’s overall goal of getting to state cushioned the sting of losing both games, but also plans on being back next year.

“Sometimes when teams get to state, they forget that the competition level is going to go up,” he said. “So I feel like we had a little bit of the deer-in-the-headlights look, especially yesterday.”

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SEWARD (37) — VonBorstel 6 4-5 18, Anderson 0 0-0 0, Kromrey 3 1-2 7, Jackson 1 0-2 2, Whiteshield 0 1-4 1, Clemens 3 2-2 9. Totals 13 8-15 37.

BETHEL (33) — Oscar 0 0-0 0, Brink 1 0-0 2, Thomas 2 2-2 7, O’Brien 1 0-0 2, Williams 3 0-0 8, Joseph 3 6-8 12, Crow 1 0-0 2, Kinegak 0 0-0 0. Totals 11 8-10 33.

3-point field goals — Seward 3 (VonBorstel 2, Clemens 1); Bethel 3 (Williams 2, Thomas 1).

Team fouls — Seward 12; Bethel 13.

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Nikiski sophomore Alison Litke (20) is defended by Valdez sophomores Madison Fleming, junior Veronica Hursh Rachel and a Buccaneers cheerleader during their Class 3A girls consolation bracket game in the state high school basketball tournament at Anchorage’s Sullivan Arena on Friday.

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be in the game,” Young said. “But we were just not getting rebounds and we had missed shots.”

The third quarter became a tugof-war battle, as every SoHi bucket was answered with a Dimond bucket, resulting in a 36-29 lead that the Stars would have to hope was good enough.

Dimond found a temporary answer in the fourth quarter, as Dejha Canty came off the bench and managed to sneak a few crucial steals from SoHi that led to transition layups.

“She’s definitely been a spark for us late in the season,” Young said. “I would give her the sixth man of the year award if I could.”

Canty ended with four steals and 12 points. With 3:42 to go in the game, Canty came up with a steal from Benson, and ran down the court for a dish to Shameah Jones, who was fouled by Lindsey Wong. Jones converted on both free throws, closing Dimond’s deficit to 44-40.

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having fun playing.

“I challenged them tonight to not be the best player on the floor, but to be the best team on the floor.”

The team effort paid off with 15 assists that were doled out by the Stars, compared to the three that East had. Of course, when the defense is working well, like it did against East, the transition offense picks up accordingly.

Soldotna also held every East player to single-digit scoring and rebounding totals.

“We had some practice over break about defense,” Kerkvliet said. “We really picked up our defense a lot.

Coach (Guy) Hayes and Mr. (Matt) Johnson helped us a lot.”

The only lingering doubt is what could have been. If Soldotna could have beaten West in overtime on Thursday — a game that was won on a 3-pointer with five seconds left by a West player who hadn’t had a field goal all game — it would have advanced them to the state semifinal round, which would’ve pitted the Stars against their old conference foe, the Colony Knights.

“There’s no doubt in my mind that we would’ve beat Colony tonight and been in the championship game,” Blossom said. “But you know what? It didn’t work out.”

Blossom pointed to the team’s struggles in the final month of the season, a period of time that dropped SoHi down the WPI rankings, from third to seventh. If SoHi had been seeded one spot higher in sixth — instead of Colony — the Stars would have faced East on Thursday.

As it is, Colony was the team to

get the T-Birds in the first round, and ended up beating them 42-39 and advancing to the semis against West, the team that topped SoHi. The Knights beat the Eagles 48-46 to make the finals.

“We’re playing three games in the state tournament, and showing people that we are one of the best teams in the tournament,” Blossom said.

Immediately following the opening tip against East, the Stars put their energy into action. Only 38 seconds passed by the time the team scored its second basket, a short jumper by Kerkvliet.

Before the first four minutes were up, Soldotna held an 11-0 lead, and the defensive play by the Stars stifled the T-Birds to the tune of a 20 percent shooting performance in the first half.

Additionally, East turned the ball over 11 times in the first half, compared to six for Soldotna, and the Stars swiped twice as many steals from the T-Birds (20 to 10). Overall, East committed 26 turnovers in the game and shot 22 percent from the floor.

Senior Julie Litchfield had a hot start to score nine points in the first quarter, but she was shut out the rest of the way. Fortunately, her teammates helped her out, guiding SoHi to a 28-8 lead by the 6:05 mark of the second quarter, and a 32-21 lead at halftime.

East scored the opening basket of the second half to close to within nine points, but Soldotna answered back with 12 straight points to extend the lead to 44-23 with 2:48 left in the third quarter.

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sion to find points from senior Tara Thompson and Rohyn Huss. Thompson ended up with 12 points to lead the Lynx.

“After you lose that first game at state, it’s hard to get your kids motivated,” said Dimond coach Jim Young.

“We’re not really playing for anything, and I understand teams spend a lot of money to come here and they want to play a second game, but the coaching is more difficult because you’re just trying to get kids to get motivated.”

Dimond cut Soldotna’s lead to three midway through the second quarter on a Neno Martinez jumper, but that would be the closest the Lynx would get.

Dimond’s biggest concern came in the form of mistakes, such as turnovers, and poor shooting. Dimond shot 21 percent (5 of 23) in the first half, and only improved marginally in the second. Overall, the Lynx put in a quarter of all their shots.

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NIKISKI (45) — Riddall 0 0-0 0, Cook 5 0-0 10, Costello 0 1-2 1, Pitt 0 0-0 0, Litke 0 1-2 1, Lynch 4 2-4 10, Thompson 3 1-3 8, Parrish 0 0-0 0, Litzen 0 0-0 0, Darch 5

ing everything he could to help his team slow the pace down and control the clock.

With two and half minutes left, Dimond was finally forced to start fouling.

Benson was first up for SoHi, hitting one of her two shots from the line, and Kerkvliet was next.

“I was out there singing a song to stop the pressure,” Kerkvliet said with a laugh. “It takes the pressure off my mind. Just whatever song comes to my mind.”

Kerkvliet hit 3 of 4 attempts from the charity stripe, and Soldotna made eight of its last 12 overall free-throw attempts in the final 2:22 to put the game out of reach. The Stars held Dimond scoreless in the final three minutes.

“We’re so used to playing aggressively and attacking, it’s tough to slow them down,” Blossom said. “They’re like caged lions sometimes, and I had to call a couple quick timeouts to get them to calm down. Benson was one

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3-point field goals — Valdez 2 (Hursh 1, MacDonald 1); Nikiski 1 (Thompson 1).

Team fouls — Valdez 17; Nikiski 22.

Fouled out — Cook, Costello, Wamsley.

of the first to really grasp like, like hey, let’s slow this down.”

After the game, Blossom said that he is more than satisfied with the weekend’s events, and even with the loss of five seniors next year, he still holds confidence that the Stars will be a contending team once again.

“I think it was just nice to come in here and get fourth place and finish strong,” Blossom said. “I’m hoping we combine with Skyview and still be strong next year and surprise some people and get here.”

Saturday girls Stars 52, Lynx 40 Soldotna 12 12 12 16 —52 Dimond 7 8 14 11 —40 SOLDOTNA (52) — Nelson 0 0-0 0, Benson 3 8-10 14, Litchfield 2 4-7 9, M. Wong 2 0-0 5, L. Wong 1 1-2 3, Hendrick 0 0-0 0, Kerkvliet 4 9-12 17, Miller 2 0-0 4. Totals 14 22-31 52.

DIMOND (40) — Huss 3 1-3 9, Tufaga 0 0-0 0, Martinez 1 1-2 3, Jones 0 2-3 2, Thompson 3 6-7 12, Canty 4 4-8 12, Anderson 0 0-1 0, Forrey 1 0-2 2.

Totals 12 14-26 40.

3-point field goals — Soldotna 2 (Litchfield, M. Wong); Dimond 2 (Huss 2).

Team fouls — Soldotna 20; Dimond 21.

Photo by Klas Stolpe/Juneau Empire

Soldotna High School senior Makayla Wong pressures an East player during their 4A girls consolation bracket game in the ASAA state basketball tournament at Anchorage’s Sullivan Arena on Friday.

With 4:34 left in the game, a trey from Benson (who else?) put the SoHi lead at 22 points and realistically out of reach for East.

“It feels really good,” Kerkvliet said. “I’m glad we’re coming out here and playing with fire and we’re fighting. We picked it up and that’s what I really care about.”

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EAST (32) — Villareal 0 1-2 1, McDiffett 0 0-0 0, Scaife 1 0-0 3, Makihele 2 0-0 4, Coffin 2 3-4 8, Pedro 0 0-0 0, Suaava 0 0-0 0, Makihele 0 0-2 0, Richard 1 0-0 3, Voliva 1 5-8 7, Page 3 0-0 6. Totals 10 9-16 32.

3-point field goals — Soldotna 3 (Benson 2, Litchfield 1); East 3 (Scaife 1, Coffin 1, Richard 1).

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irror, Mirror, on the wall, who loves spinach dip the most of all? Me. Do you ever make excuses for not going after the things you love in life?

See what I did there. I tried to make witty banter, then pummeled right into the serious stuff. It makes me feel like I’m too emotional to ever go to jail, because it wouldn’t be a successful experience. “Haha, I understand Betty, it’s hard to slow down when driving fast makes you feel like Buzz Lightyear! Also, do you believe in miracles?”

Emotions can be complicated, but if you’re a human being, emotions are inevitable. There is a side that loves to laugh, cry, and sigh, and everything in between. Even when feeling balanced and comfortable in my own personality, there are days when I’m hot or cold. There are days where I alternate between moods and it could possibly be confused as an identity crisis. Are you ever like that? When I get that way I usually channel it through artistic minds. They really understand and celebrate emotion through various media. Directors of movies and authors of books work hard to evoke human emotion, so basically, I just watch TV or read a book. I’m simple.

Commercials. I feel deep emotion at commercials. When my husband doesn’t cry along with me I accuse him of having the emotional range of a peanut. The kid in the commercial grows up from a baby to an Olympian! Are you kidding me? I’m weeping for the future of the children! But also, I will buy the toothpaste they are trying to sell me.

I appreciate a good, happy cry. Or the world changing cry. The kind were you watch a hippy documentary and come out on the other side feeling like when your tears are finally dried out, you will donate something to the cause! Their propaganda worked its charm and you’re not ashamed to say so. Not all feelings seem to be strong, there are pretty mellow ones too.

Awkwardness didn’t always seem like an emotion, but the past century it’s been embraced more as a verb than an adjective and somehow transformed into our nation’s favorite emotion. Irony: even trying to describe “awkward” is awkward.

Awkward. During a relaxed wistful gaze, you’ve also been making eye contact with a stranger the whole time. Bodily functions in public restrooms followed by muffled laughter. When someone looks like they’re waving at you, but it’s to the person behind you. When they are actually waving to you, but you don’t do anything because you’re not sure. When someone uses the word “wiener” instead of hot dog. Dolls with blank stares. Watching TV on the couch when your head slowly slides farther into your neck until you’re in full Jabba the Hutt mode, then your husband walks in.

Awkward.

Emotions are too broad of a subject. They can be intense, like passion, anger, shame, or hatred. Breaking a vase. Punching a wall.

They can be happiness, euphoria, or wonder.

Slowly dancing with ribbons. Star gazing.

They can be bored, indifferent, or depressed.

Waiting for the bus. Reading this article. Or they can be my personal favorites like, love, hope, joy, and courage. Pretty much every Spielberg movie ever created.

There are times the perky people wish they were a little more melancholy. We’re the ones that keep talking when we’re nervous.

The sympathetic people that wish they were apathetic. Watching family members make bad decisions over and over again. Kind hearted people wishing they were more outgoing. Why does trying new things have to feel so challenging sometimes? In the mix of all this we basically take what we feel and then react to it. With kids we’re always teaching them to control, redirect, or embrace their emotions before they’re allowed to react. It’s fair to say even as an adult it’s a lesson we are still learning and practicing. We teach them this because what do you get when you mix a group of people with out of control emotions? Chaos.

Crazy people. But really. Jerry Springer had 23 seasons. You do the math.

Here’s the thing: Emotions play a constant role in our life, but learning how to handle them seems (for me) like a lifetime of discipline, because they are something we will literally deal with our entire lives. Might as well use them for good and not evil. Might as well use them to better ourselves instead of self destruct. I found this quote with the almighty genius of the internet: Feelings are much like waves, we can’t stop them from coming, but we can choose which ones to surf.

From a one to ten, I’d probably rank 9 on the emotional scale, but you know what? I’m only human.

Kasi McClure enjoys being a wife and mother of two in Kenai. She can be reached at columnkasi@gmail.com.

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Births Killian, Morgan welcome daughter Wes Morgan and Katie Killian of Soldotna announce the birth of their daughter, Willa Tate Morgan, at 12:12 a.m. on Feb. 13, 2014. She weighed 8 pounds, 13 ounces and measured 21 inches. She joins sibling Makenzie Morgan. Her grandparents are Steve and Cindy Morgan, Mark Hite, and Karen Killian.

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Nikiski Senior Center Event Scholarship fundraising dinner planned The Thelma McConnell Scholarship fundraising dinner will take place April 26. This is the 19th year the seniors in Nikiski have raised money for scholarships for Nikiski graduating senior high school students. Home-school students living in the Nikiski area are also able to apply for this award.

Thelma McConnell was a Niki-

ski community member who cared about our students and helped many on their success in life. Her children dedicated her Homer Electric interests to begin this scholarship and the Seniors Citizens have held this event to support the kids of Nikiski since 1975.

Tickets are $25 each or people may buy a table for all their fiends to enjoy this event together ($125 for a table of six, $175 for a table of eight).

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Glaves, Spraker tie the knot Jennifer Glaves and Clint Spraker were married aboard the Crown Princess at sea in the western Caribbean on Jan. 27, 2014.

The bride is the daughter of Elgin and Michelle Glaves of Soldotna.

She graduated from Skyview High School in 2000, and earned her degree from the University of Jennifer Glaves and Clint Spraker Alaska Anchorage in 2005. She is employed as an office manager for Symtrio Chiropractic in Portland, Ore. The groom is the son of Ted and Elaina Spraker of Soldotna and Royce Spraker of California. He is a 1997 graduate of Soldotna High School and earned his degree from Devry University in Phoenix, Ariz., in 1999. He is employed by the Intel Corporation in Portland, Ore. The ring bearer for the ceremony was Landen McGahan of Nikiski. The couple was introduced by their mothers, Elaina and Michelle. A reception followed the ceremony aboard the Crown Princess.

Guests included many family and friends from Alaska and Oregon.

The couple make their home in Portland.

Raising their voices to new heights Seven students from Kenai Middle School were named to the All Northwest Honor Choir. The All Northwest Honor Choir includes students from Alaska, Washington, Oregon, Idaho, Montana and Wyoming. Participants traveled to Seattle during spring break to work with a choral director. The event culminated with a performance on March 16.

The students pictured from left to right are: Kevin Ramos (8th grade), Raleigh VanNaughta (8th), Olivia Brewer (7th), Hunter Fitt (8th), Brittney Gilman (8th), Karl Danielson (8th), and Zach Tuttle (8th).

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Some question ‘Ban Bossy’ campaign

By LEANNE ITALIE Associated Press

NEW YORK — Facebook executive Sheryl Sandberg and the Girl Scouts recently declared a campaign to “Ban Bossy,” complete with Beyonce, Jane Lynch and Condoleezza Rice on video, a website full of tips and thousands of fans who pledged to stamp out that B word for girls.

But the effort is also being questioned on a variety of fronts, including its focus on a word that not everyone considers damaging, and for encouraging a behavior that not everybody believes equals leadership, as Ban Bossy contends.

Harold Koplewicz, who heads the nonprofit Child Mind Institute, went in search of evidence that the word “bossy” discourages girls from becoming leaders. He asked first-graders and sixthgraders at Hunter College Elementary School for gifted children how they feel about it.

Save for a couple of “outliers,” he found that most didn’t love the term bossy, “but they didn’t love the word leader, either.” The kids also told him that acting bossy carries a high risk of not being liked. “They thought that being liked was better than being a leader,” Koplewicz said.

The Ban Bossy campaign cites a study by the Girl Scout Research Institute in which girls reported being twice as likely as boys to worry that leadership roles would make them seem bossy.

The fear of being seen as bossy is put forth as a primary reason girls resist such roles.

Alicia Clark, a Washington, D.C., psychologist whose specialties include parenting and couples counseling, lauded the campaign’s suggested alternatives to bossy and ideas for fostering leadership in girls, but she sees a broader sense of social anxiety at play.

“Girls experience fears and inhibitions about social acceptance more acutely, in the form of stress,” she said. In some cases, “Mean, bossy girls, as my 13-year-old daughter describes them, are closer to being bullies than they are leaders. And we know that bullies fundamentally feel insecure, hate themselves for it and assert themselves over other insecure people as a way of garnering a sense of control and dominance.

This is not leadership. This is intimidation.”

Caroline Price, a 17-year-old high school junior in Andover, Mass., loved Sandberg’s book, “Lean

In,” and admires many of the women who have jumped on Ban Bossy. “But to me bossy isn’t the same as leadership. Bossy people aren’t people you want to follow. Leaders inspire us to be better versions of ourselves. Bossy means ‘my way or the highway.’ Leadership is when someone listens and encourages others around them,” she said.

Sometimes, Price added, “leaders aren’t just the loudest — the bossiest. There are different kinds of leaders — and some lead more quietly, or by consensus or by example and so on.”

Like critics of Sandberg’s Lean In movement urging working women to strive for leadership positions, the backlash against Ban Bossy is multifaceted.

Some detractors think girls and women of the bossy ilk should “own” the word rather than demand to be free of it, not unlike the way “queer” has been reclaimed as celebratory among many people who are LGBTQ, for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer or questioning their sexual identities.

Sandberg, Rice and other celebrity supporters of Ban Bossy recall how being called bossy made them feel diminished as kids and dinged their self-esteem, but what about kids who are not bossy, but are bossed around?

“The people who are bossy, sometimes they have an attitude,” said Rose Wladis, 11, a Girl Scout and fifth-grader in New York (not at Hunter). “I think being a leader is kind of showing people what to do, but being nice about it and encouraging people and, like, setting an example for them. But bossiness is just telling someone what to do.”

Koplewicz said research shows teen girls are more likely than boys to have symptoms of mental health issues, some related to low selfesteem. Yet girls also tend to do better than boys in school, getting better grades and earning degrees in higher numbers. Despite their academic success, women hold only a fraction of top executive positions, a point “Lean In” emphasizes.

But were female executives seen as bossy growing up, and did they suffer under the weight of the word? “At the moment there is no direct research that categorizes the word bossy as dangerous,” said Koplewicz, who generally supports Sandberg’s campaign to promote female leadership but not so much the focus on the lone C

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The focus wasn’t lost on Hillary Rodham Clinton. She spoke to a gathering of book publishers Wednesday about a memoir she’s working on covering her years as U.S. secretary of state. Clinton threw out “Bossy Pantsuit” as a possible title, riffing on Tina Fey’s best-selling “Bossypants,” then she paused and earned laughs for her punch line: “We can no longer say one of those words.”

Maura Ciammetti, 26, works for a small technology company in suburban Philadelphia. She said being called bossy at times in college and work situations allowed her to “step back and assess how I am approaching a situation. Was I too forceful? Am I listening to my peers? Am I looking at the big picture? Why is this person challenging me with this label?”

Instead of banning the word, Ciammetti said, what “if we taught girls how to deal with their peers calling them names and other situations of adversity.”

Julia Angelen Joy, 42, a Girl Scout troop leader and mother of four in Boise, Idaho, works in public relations and marketing, where lots of women dominate and where she has encountered many a bossy female boss. She calls them “chictators.” She can’t get behind the Ban Bossy project.

“Bossy can mean two things — a strong leader or a domineering nag. Using the word in a campaign is a double-edge sword,” Joy said.

Joy, who is president of “FemCity Boise,” part of the national Femfessionals business network for women, said she was a bossy teen and has two bossy girls. When her 16-year-old was 11, mom forced her to write a letter of apology to her school principal and others for participating in a “mean girl situation” of intimidation and control against other girls.

“I told her as a woman, as a mother, as a sister, as a wife, none of this is acceptable,” said Joy, who suggests a tweak to the Ban Bossy rallying cry: “How about Ban Bossy, support kindness.”

As Joy sees it, and it’s likely Sandberg would agree (she declined an interview with The Associated Press): “There’s a middle to all of this.

The middle is a little bit of restraint and a little bit of kindness. We want that for all of our children, male or female.”

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It wasn’t the one she has each December that it is Christmas and she has forgotten to buy presents for the kids. She still has a few months to worry about that one.

In this dream, my side of the family runs a restaurant. That is enough to scare anyone, because I come from the hog-rendering belt, where everything is fried beyond recognition and immersed in gravy. That was great when I was growing up, because it gave a houseful of kids the strength to get up and face another day of farm work.

Today, though, it is just a commercial for the Moore Obesity Clinic.

Wait, the nightmare worsens. My family, it seems, has asked my wife to cook!

JoAn doesn’t like to cook. She denies being able to cook and would subsist on

mustard toast if I weren’t in the thing to eat, but she doesn’t make house at suppertime. it every night, and gravy has The thing is, her protestations opened our menu up to all sorts of are like those of Olive Oyl, the things I didn’t eat before. Well, not cartoon character who screams since leaving the farm, anyway. bloody murder and begs for PopAs I praise her cooking, I look eye’s help, all the while demolat the calendar and see that it is Pi ishing Bluto with her kicks and Day, the name given each year to punches. What I’m trying to say March 14. That’s because the day Glynn Moore is, JoAn is a great cook. She just can be written as 3-14, and 3.14 is doesn’t acknowledge her skill. the basic way to denote the mathThe only reason she cooks at all is for ematical constant of pi. me, to keep mass on my bones.

This ratio of a circle’s circumferSo far, she’s done a great job, reversing ence to its diameter can go on forever: my weight loss and actually adding a few 3.1415926535 and much more. Pi also can pounds in the process. be written as a fraction, 22/7, and for that Along the way, she has learned to make reason, each July 22 (7-22) is known as Pi gravy. Gravy with cube steak. Gravy with Approximation Day. chicken. Gravy with pork chops.

Pi comes to us from many cultures and Now, gravy is not the most healthful after thousands of years, so it isn’t some

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DEAR ABBY: My mom and stepfather are divorcing. They were married for 25 years. He was always a great father figure to me and has been a very active grandfather to my children. The reason for the divorce is his infidelity and the disrespect he has shown my mother.

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We are his only family, and he wants to be involved with us as if nothing is different, even showing up at family gatherings. I want to be loyal to my mother — and I do feel he betrayed us — but I still recog- Abigail Van Buren nize that he has also been good to me and the kids. He doesn’t deserve to be cut out of our lives. How does one handle a situation like this?

— SEEING THE BIG PICTURE DEAR SEEING: Your stepdad may want to pretend that nothing is different, but something IS different. He hurt your mother so badly they will no longer be married.

If you want to be loyal to your mother and still have a relationship with him, then you need to have a talk with him. Explain that because he is no longer married to your mother, he will no longer be invited to family gatherings where your mother will be present. Be sure to tell him you regard him with affection, but will be seeing him separately for the foreseeable future.

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Fun outings at the casino become costly compulsion DEAR ABBY: My husband and I were both married previously. We have been together for seven years.

When we first started dating, we would sometimes go to one of the casinos after dinner as a fun outing. We never spent much money and went only occasionally. Our game of choice was the slot machine.

Over the last few years, it seems like the casino has taken over our lives. We go there to the exclusion of almost everything else and spend money we can’t afford to lose. We both have the mentality that the “big win” is right around the corner. How can we break this habit? It’s causing unbearable financial and emotional stress in our marriage. I’m afraid it won’t last another year.

— OVER MY HEAD IN NEW YORK DEAR IN OVER YOUR HEAD: In case you are not aware, there is a name for the habit you and your husband have acquired. It’s “compulsive gambling,” and it’s an addiction in much the same way as the abuse of alcohol or drugs. Fortunately, you have finally reached a point where you have realized this “fun outing” is out of control.

Gamblers Anonymous can help you break this destructive cycle. It’s a 12-step program based on the principles of Alcoholics Anonymous. Its members support one another by sharing their strength and experiences with one another. The website is www.gamblersanonymous.org.

Many people have experienced what you’re going through, and this well-established organization has helped them. To locate a meeting near you, visit the website or check your telephone directory.

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space-age mumbo jumbo. The ratio is vital in a lot of fields – though not mine, thank goodness – and if it eases you through your day, it’s worth celebrating.

People who find no use for pi might get more comfort from what eases them through today instead of last Friday: March 17 is St. Patrick’s Day. If you’re green at math, maybe you’re better at today’s festivities. Or perhaps you will be green when you wake up on March 18.

All this talk of pi reminds me that my wife hasn’t taken up baking lately, and I wonder whether I can goad her into baking me a pie. A pie with gravy. Green gravy?

Just like pi, the possibilities of pie are endless.

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82 John Candy’s old comedy program 83 Motor with some muscle 84 You might get stuck with them

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105 Seed casing 106 Jump on ice 109 Jet crew, briefly 110 Quick time-out 111 Scream at a ring 112 Bit of love talk 113 Drag

Jaqueline Bigar’s Stars A baby born today has a Sun in Aries and a Moon in Sagittarius if born before 4:03 p.m. (PST). Afterward, the Moon will be in Capricorn.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY for Sunday, March 23, 2014: This year you open up to new possibilities. After having discussions with the right people, you will be able to develop a new interest or walk through a new door. If you are single, you will open up to dating a different type of person. Get to know someone well before you start dating him or her, as this person could be emotionally unavailable. Someone could easily pull the wool over your eyes. If you are attached, the two of you might want more time together.

Schedule several weekends away together from the daily grind. CAPRICORN likes to show his or her authority over others.

The Stars Show the Kind of Day You’ll Have: 5-Dynamic; 4-Positive; 3-Average; 2-So-so; 1-Difficult ARIES (March 21-April 19) HHHH Opt for a late movie and a hamburger with an older friend. For some of you, making an appearance could be more important than what you are doing. Tension builds as you recognize someone else’s needs. You can do only so much! Tonight: A must appearance.

This Week: Anger must be dealt with quickly.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20) HHHH Realize what is happening between you and someone else. After some reflection, you will recognize how important this individual is to you. Be wise, and keep an eye on the long-term ramifications of your words and actions.

Tonight: In the thick of the moment.

This Week: Zero in on what you desire.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20) HHHH Others will toss a challenge at you that you’ll want to run with. Recognize your limits and the results of pushing yourself too hard. You might want to take some needed time off, for a snooze or to relax with a favorite person.

Tonight: Make it just the two of you.

This Week: Honor a change between you and a friend.

CANCER (June 21-July 22) HHH You might have gone beyond the call of duty in handling responsibilities and helping others out. By midafternoon, decide to make time to pursue your desires. Many of you would be quite satisfied with just a nap! Tonight: Be with the one who makes you smile.

This Week: Establish boundaries if you want more peace.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) HHHH Make hay while the sun shines. Someone might become argumentative. How you handle this person could be more important than you realize. Ask yourself whether you really support these disagreeable moments. Tonight: Know when to kick off your shoes.

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VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) HHH Pressure from a parent or roommate could drive you wild. You might choose to have an argument, but ask yourself whether it would be helpful. Think in terms of your personal goals and desires regarding this person. Is this the picture you paint in your mind? Tonight: Make nice.

This Week: Follow your instincts.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) HHHH Listen to the drumbeats. Do you really want to follow them down the warpath? Stop acting on impulse. Pausing and rethinking your goals will help you stay more levelheaded. Distract yourself, if necessary. Get some fresh air. Tonight: Be a couch potato.

This Week: Consider extending the weekend a day or two.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) HHHH Overindulging is a well-known characteristic of your sign, especially when wanting to evade certain emotions and/or situations. Listen to your feelings more often, and you will find that there is logic behind them. Do not postpone an overdue chat. Tonight: Chat up a storm.

This Week: Return calls before scheduling meetings.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) HHHH Taking a risk happens more easily with you than with many other signs. Weigh the pros and cons, and ask yourself whether you can take a loss if it should occur.

Only you have the answer. Avoid a quarrel with a friend.

Tonight: Your treat.

This Week: Zero in on what you desire from Tuesday on.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) HHHHH You might create a quarrel in order to distance yourself from someone. Your sense of humor will emerge and lighten the mood. You do understand where this person is coming from. A little laughter will make both of your days better. Tonight: Be around music.

This Week: Reach out to someone you care about.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) HHH News could be provocative. Before you say or do anything, root out the issue surrounding the stress or opt for a stress-reducing experience. Your instincts will guide you with a money offer, though using a little caution wouldn’t hurt. Tonight: Think “tomorrow.”

This Week: You know more about a situation than you might realize.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) HHHH Invite friends to join you to see a movie. Getting together afterward also could add to the moment. You might hear news that will have you shaking your head. You will be all ears on this matter later. A partner could be unusually jealous. Tonight: Help a loved one relax.

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Fuel Delivery Driver.

Alaska Oil Sales has an opening for a F/T Fuel Delivery Driver.

Must have AK Class A CDL w/ HazMat Endorsement. Safely operate multiple axle and trailer combination vehicles; deliver fuel products. Apply on-line: www.petromarineservices.com.

Petro Marine Services is an AA/EOE Employer.

General Employment

Retail/Commercial Space PRIME KENAI RETAIL/ OFFICE SPACE 1,832SqFt to 20,000SqFt. Rates start @ $.50SqFt. Call Carr Gottstein Properties, (907)564-2424 or visit www.carrgottstein.com

ALL TYPES OF RENTALS

Heavy Equipment/ Farm Machinery 2006 BOBCAT 341 EXC. $36K, THUMB, NEW TRACKS, 2058-HR, (907)283-0491

Property Management Division 170 N. Birch Suite 101, Soldotna (907)262-2522 Mary.Parske@century21.com www.Century21FreedomRealty.com

‘91 KOM D31-P-18A DOZER. 2850-HR ROPS Excellent condition.

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THE PERFECT RANCH STYLE HOME

2006 GMC 8Ft. Fleetside bed.

Red No dents. $650.

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Items Under $99

Healthcare Dental Assistant/ Receptionist.

Cosmetic and family dental office is seeking an upbeat, organized, and skilled dental assistant and office coordinator. Our team of dedicated and well-trained professionals is committed to meeting the needs of our patients by always placing the highest priority on their care.

Candidates MUST display a sincere passion for dentistry, possess impeccable customer service skills, and have the ability to multitask. Dentrix and dental experience preferred.

Submit resume to admin@drbauder.com or by fax (907)-262-9442.

3-Bedroom 2-bath 2-car garage. Beautiful cedar sided home in very quite paved neighborhood on a corner lot with 1.37 acres. All one floor with no steps! All doors are extra wide. Paved driveway and parking area. Excellently maintained. Ideal open floor plan with open kitchen. In floor heat throughout. Vaulted ceilings and a gas fireplace. Large master bedroom with walk in closet and sliding glass door leading to the back deck with lots of privacy (perfect for a hot tub). Each room has its own thermostat and this house is very energy efficient. Well maintained large front and back lawn with lilac trees and rose bushes. Top of the line water filtration system that has eliminated all iron! Garage is 601Sq.Ft. Asking $269,000. (907)283-5747

Agriculture Computing & Engineering Construction & Trades Domestics, Childcare, Aides Drivers/Transportation Education Finance & Accounting General Employment Healthcare Hospitality & Food Service Manufacturing & Production Oil & Refinery Office & Clerical Personal Care/Beauty Professional/ Management Real Estate, Leasing, Mortgage Retail Sales & Marketing Schools/Training Tourism Work Wanted

Real Estate For Sale Commercial Property Condominiums/Town Homes Farms/Ranches Homes Income Property Land Manufactured Mobile Homes Multiple Dwelling Out of Area for Sale Steel Building Vacation Property Wanted To Buy Waterfront Property

Manufactured Mobile Homes WINTER IN MESA ARIZONA. Why pay rent when you can own a 3-bedroom home in a 5 star gated retirement park.

Priced to sell at $27,000.

Includes major appliances, air conditioning & much more. For more information please call (505)321-3250

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Apartments, Unfurnished SOLDOTNA 2-bedroom, No Smoking/ No pets. $875./ plus electric.

(907)252-7242.

Recreation Aircrafts & Parts All-Terrain Vehicles Archery Bicycles Boat Supplies/Parts Boats & Sail Boats Boats Charter Boats Commercial Campers/Travel Trailers Fishing Guns Hunting Guide Service Kayaks Lodging Marine Motor Homes/RVs Snow Mobiles Sporting Goods

Aircrafts & Parts

For elderly, respite, family support.

Experienced.

(907)252-5375

Employment

PURPLE POWER Industrial strength cleaner, 2.5 gallons. $10.

(907)283-2771

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Apartments, Unfurnished COLONIAL MANOR (907)262-5820 Large 2-Bedroom, Walk-in closet, carport, storage, central location.

Onsite manager.

NEAR VIP Furnished 2-bedroom, 1,100sqft., $1,250. or 1-bedroom, 450sqft. $750. washer/dryer, Dish TV. utilities included.

(907)398-0027.

REDOUBT VIEW Soldotna’s best value!

Quiet, freshly painted, close to schools.

1-Bedroom from $625.

2-Bedroom from $725.

3-Bedroom, 2-bath, from $825.

No pets.

(907)262-4359.

TWO WEEKS RENT FREE! 3-Bedroom, 1-bath on Redoubt (Kenai).

Cats Allowed.

Non-Smoking. No ASHA. $916. plus electric. $916. Deposit.

(907)335-1950

Apartments, Furnished DOWNTOWN Soldotna on the river.

2-bedroom, 1-bath, Seasonal/ Permanent, furnished/ unfurnished, NO pets/ NO smoking.

Credit/ background checks. $795., (907)252-7110 EXCELLENT OCEAN VIEW! Bay Arm Apartments, Kenai.

Accepting applications for 1 & 2 bedroom apartments, utilities included. $25. nonrefundable application fee.

No pets.

(907)283-4405.

KENAI 1-Bedroom, furnished, heat, cable included.

No pets. $675. month.

(907)283-5203, (907)398-1642.

KENAI Large 1-bedroom furnished, $600., plus utilities.

No animals/ smoking.

(907)398-1303 KENAI RIVER FRONT 3 Fully furnished apartments available.

Heat, internet & cable included.

Washer/dryer on site.

40ft Fishing Dock.

No Pets, No Smoking.

3 Miles from Fred Meyer, 1 year lease.

(2) 3-Bedroom, 2-bath $1,350. plus electric.

(1) 2-Bedroom, 1-bath, includes garage $1,850. plus electric.

(907)262-7430

EDO 2870 FLOATS New (extended) water rudder blades. Kenmore hatches & clean rigging.

Keel corrosion, requires labor to repair.

Located in Ketchikan.

Hi-res photos http://goo.gl/TiuT13 $2000. Call or text 1-360-302-2485

THREE-Bedroom, 2-bath, 2 large walk-inclosets, 1352 inside living space, crawl space, 1.5 car garage, fenced back yard, front and back decks.

Asphalt DW & neighborhood roads. Large space next to garage for boat or RV. Back yard fully sunned, perfect for greenhouse. Just shy of 1/2 acre. Excellent water. 2 blocks down from K-Beach. New in 2010 natural gas furnace, all new in 2010 appliances included (DW, oven, microwave, frig, washer & dryer). Master bath renovated w/walk-in tile shower; beautiful easy to maintain high-end vinyl flooring throughout.

Custom vertical blinds in living room and kitchen, and window coverings. Also included is 55-inch Samsung Plasma TV and 3-speaker Bose surround system; 8 camera security system; outside shed w/Honda lawn mower & weed trimmer. $1500 paint and wallpaper credit provided. Broker courtesy 2.5%. TWO ways to buy - Straight purchase $207K or ASSUME low balance with $880 monthly payments for $70,000 up front cash. (No realtor or credit check is required for the assumption) MLS 14-560 and Zillow.com.

Please call 398-8161; 24 hr notice requested for viewing.

Owner financing not available.

Duplex KENAI Nice 2-bedroom, 1-bath, washer/dryer, $775./ month, includes utilities except electric. NO Pets, NO Smoking.

Lease required.

(907)252-2118

Homes KENAI 3-Bedroom, 3-bath, appliances. washer/dryer.

No pets/ smoking. $1,400. plus utilities.

(907)398-1303 NIKISKI 3-bedroom, 2-bath, garage, walking distance to Nikiski Rec. Center. Indoor pool & ice rink. $1,345. per month. message (907)776-3325 WHY RENT ?????

Why rent when you can own, many low down & zero down payment programs available.

Let me help you achieve the dream of home ownership. Call Now !!!

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(907)395-4527 or cellular, (907)690-0220.

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Manufactured/ Mobile Homes NIKISKI 2-Bedroom $800.

2-Bedroom, 2-bath, with huge family room, dinning area. $975. per month.

Pets allowed, includes utilities.

Call (907)776-6563.

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4 TIRES/ RIMS-Taurus P215/60R16 HANKOOK Radials Like new. $300.

(907)283-4155

RED DIAMOND CENTER K-Beach Rd. 1,200- 2,400sq.ft.

Retail or office, high traffic, across from DMV. Please call (907)953-2222 (907)598-8181

TOYO A/T TIRES. P245 70R16 065 1yr old, plus they are on rims, I have Ford hub caps (4).

Came off ‘02 Explorer.

ALL just $600.

(907)260-5943

Rooms For Rent FULLY FURNISHED ROOM $500. Includes utilities, Soldotna area.

(907)394-2543

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Merchandise For Sale Antiques/Collectibles Appliances Audio/Video Building Supplies Computers Crafts/Holiday Items Electronics Exercise Equipment Firewood Food Furniture Garage Sales Heavy Equipment/ Farm Machinery Lawn/Garden Liquidation Machinery & Tools Miscellaneous Music Musical Instructions Office/Business Equipment Vacations/Tickets Wanted To Buy

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Trucks: Heavy Duty MAKE AN OFFER 2010 dually long bed, F-350, 4wheel drive, 6.4 diesel truck, 24k miles, Auto Tran. Hide away goose neck Tow & Trailer brake packages.

Spray bed liner. Back up camera. Heated/power mirrors, warranty, Power chip Keyless entry, Power windows/seats Asking $36,400 OBO. KBB at $37k (907)953-4696

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Building Supplies BUILDING SUPPLIES FOR SALE-Band Saw- Saw mill $2600.

Large stack of rough cut lumber $400.

9 used double rollout windows 53x58 $300.

‘12” Saw- Dewalt 790 contractors power shop $200.

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Thompsons’s Building/ Soldotna, Sterling Highway Next to Liberty Tax (907)252-8053, (907)398-2073

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Pawsitive training for all dogs & puppies.

Agility, Conformation, Obedience, Privates & Rally. www.kenaikennelclub.com (907)335-2552 SHEPHERD MIX Puppies. 2-Female & 1-male Shepherd mix puppies need homes.

These 3 1/2 month old pups need active & attentive owners that can give them the proper care & training that this breed requires. Pups are house trained & active in the outdoors. They have received their 2nd booster shots & ready for an owner that can dedicate time to them. They have sweet dispositions & respond well to people. Please inquire via email or telephone.

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THAI HOUSE MASSAGE

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Health **ASIAN MASSAGE** Wonderful, Relaxing.

Happy Spring!

Call Anytime (907)398-8896.

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RECREATION

Health ASIAN MASSAGE

TEACH ALL DOGS Everything with brains, not pain.

Obedience, Puppy, Nose work, Rally, Agility, Privates.

K-Beach Road (907)262-6846 www.pendog.org

Services Appliance Repair Auction Services Automotive Repair Builders/Contractors Cabinetry/Counters Carpentry/Odd Jobs Charter Services Child Care Needed Child Care Provided Cleaning Services Commercial Fishing Education/Instruction Excavating/Backhoe Financial Fishing Guide Services Health Home Health Care Household Cleaning Services House-sitting Internet Lawn Care & Landscaping Masonry Services Miscellaneous Services Mortgages Lenders Painting/Roofing Plumbing/Heating/ Electric Satellite TV Services Snow Removal Tax Services Travel Services Tree Services Veterinary Water Delivery Well Drilling

GET A HEALING FEELING AT FEEL THE HEAL MASSAGE! Call/Text for an appointment.

(907)598-4325 (HEAL). I am available (10am-8pm), 7 days a week.

Your 9th massage is free! Visit my webpages: feelthehealmassage therapy.com LIKE me on Facebook @ http://www.face book.com/FeelTh HealMassageTherapy

Please make the phone ring! Call anytime!

(907)741-1644, Thanks!

Lawn Care & Landscaping HANDYMAN Greenhouses, extensions, landscaping, plumbing, painting, renovation, Etc. 30 years experience.

Call Grant.

(907)398-5158

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SEEKING NOMINATIONS.

The Exxon Valdez Oil Spill Trustee Council is seeking nominations for the Public Advisory Committee to serve a 24 month term from October 2014 through September 2016.

Nominations are due to the Trustee Council Office by Thursday, May 15, 2014. For more nformation on the role of the Public Advisory Committee or the nomination process, or copies of documents relating to the Public Advisory Committee or the work of the Trustee Council visit www.evostc.state.ak.us, or contact Cherri Womac at the Trustee Council Office, 907/278-8012 (e-mail: cherri.womac@alaska.gov).

FREE TO A GOOD HOME Older female cat, spayed, very loving, will go outside. Grandkids are allergic so she must find a new home.

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Bids INVITATION TO BID CITY OF SOLDOTNA 177 NORTH BIRCH STREET SOLDOTNA, ALASKA 99669 Phone 907•262•9107 The City of Soldotna hereby invites qualified firms to submit a firm price for acceptance by the City for the Soldotna City Hall Safety, Security and Efficiency remodel.

The project consists of the following: Demolition, salvage and construction of interior walls and associated fixtures in the Soldotna City Hall located at 177 N. Birch Street in Soldotna. Relocation of existing and installation of new electrical fixtures and mechanical equipment is included in the project. Contractor will not be responsible for purchasing any new furniture. The project consists of all work shown on plans unless noted otherwise.

A mandatory pre-bid conference will be held at the City Hall, Soldotna, AK on March 24, 2014 at 10:00 a.m. Attendance at the pre-bid is required.

This contract is subject to the provision of State of Alaska, Title 36, Minimum Wage Rates. The subsequent contract will require certificates of insurance and may require performance and payment bonds.

One (1) complete set of the bid package is to be submitted to the City of Soldotna at 177 North Birch Street, Soldotna, Alaska 99669. These forms must be enclosed in a sealed envelope with the bidder's name on the outside and clearly marked:

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Soldotna City Hall Safety, Security and Efficiency Remodel SOLB 14-04 DUE DATE: April 1st at 3:00 p.m The project documents may be obtained from the City of Soldotna beginning March 17, 2014 for a non-refundable fee of $30.00 (without tax).

An additional non-refundable fee of $5.00 will be required if mailing is requested. Project documents may be downloaded from the City of Soldotna web site at www.ci.soldotna.ak.us. It is not required to be on the planholders list to bid on City of Soldotna projects. To receive project addendums, you must be on the planholders list . To be placed on the planholders list, please contact Suzanne Lagasse either by phone (714-1241) or email publicworks@ci.soldotna.ak.us.

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Bids INVITATION TO BID CITY OF SOLDOTNA 177 NORTH BIRCH STREET SOLDOTNA, ALASKA 99669 Phone 907•262•9107

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The City of Soldotna hereby invites qualified firms to submit a firm price for acceptance by the City for the Kalifornsky Beach Water Reservoir Clearing and Grubbing.

The project consists of the following: • Clearing and grubbing of approximately 7.1 acres • Erosion, sediment and pollution control • Construction surveying A non-mandatory pre-bid conference will be held at the City Hall, Soldotna, AK on March 25, 2014 at 11:00 a.m. Attendance at the pre-bid is not required.

This contract is subject to the provision of State of Alaska, Title 36, and Minimum Wage Rates.

The subsequent contract will require certificates of insurance and may require performance and payment bonds.

One (1) complete set of the bid package is to be submitted to the City of Soldotna at 177 North Birch Street, Soldotna, Alaska 99669. These forms must be enclosed in a sealed envelope with the bidder's name on the outside and clearly marked: BID: DUE DATE:

Kalifornsky Beach Water Reservoir Clearing and Grubbing SOLB 14-06 April 1st at 3:15 p.m.

The project documents may be obtained from the City of Soldotna beginning March 18, 2014 for a non-refundable fee of $20.00 (without tax).

An additional non-refundable fee of $5.00 will be required if mailing is requested. Project documents may be downloaded from the City of Soldotna web site at www.ci.soldotna.ak.us. It is not required to be on the planholders list to bid on City of Soldotna projects. To receive project addendums, you must be on the planholders list. To be placed on the planholders list, please contact Suzanne Lagasse either by phone (714-1241) or email publicworks@ci.soldotna.ak.us .

Downloading projects from the City web site does not automatically put you on the planholders list.

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In the 1890s, a French filmmaker, Georges Melies (mel-YEZ), invented many of the special effects that make movies so amazing. You may have learned about him in the book “The Invention of Hugo Cabret” by Brian Selznick, or in “Hugo,” the movie based on the book.

One of Melies’ most important special effects was the composite.

A composite (kuhm-PAH-zut) is something that is made up of different things, or elements.

This shot is from Georges Melies’ film “A Trip to the Moon.”

Movies with a lot of special effects are often called “trick films.”

Composites in movies

Filmmaking bit by bit

A composite photograph or movie frame is made by putting different elements together. For example, if you combined a picture of a giraffe with a photo of your bedroom, you’d have a picture of a giraffe standing by your bed. You’d have one image made of parts of two different photos. In other words, you’d have a composite.

In the early days of movies, compositing, or mixing elements to form one image, was a long process that required a lot of time and patience.

To make a composite, Melies would paint part of a piece of glass black.

The black paint stopped any light from hitting the film behind it. A mask over part of an image is called a matte.

The matte stopped that one area of film from being exposed.

Melies would film a bit of the movie. Then he’d rewind the film. He’d replace the matte with a new one and film again.

Some parts of silent films were rewound and reshot as many as 30 times. If filmmakers made it all the way to the 29th reshooting and made a mistake, they’d have to start the whole process over again.

Sometimes in California, an earthquake would move puppets or other objects. The filming would have to begin again.

Robert and Richard Sherman were a team of songwriting brothers, most famous for writing the songs in “Mary Poppins.” They are well-known for their movie, TV, stage musicals and theme park compositions.

The brothers wrote songs together for 50 years until Robert died in 2012. They wrote Robert (1925-2012) (left) the song “It’s a Small World (After All),” as and Richard (1928 – ) well as songs for many movies, including “Chitty Chitty Bang Bang,” “The Jungle Book,” “Winnie the Pooh” and “Charlotte’s Web.” Robert played the violin and piano as a child. When he was in high school, he wrote radio shows and a play. He won a Purple Heart in World War II. Richard played the flute, piccolo and piano in high school and college, where he majored in music.

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After Penn State wrestling matches, David Taylor is a friendly Nittany Lion, smiling, signing autographs and chatting with admiring young fans.

On the mat, it’s a different scene. He’s the Lions’ king, who dominates opponents, often pinning them.

Going into his senior season, Taylor’s record included one NCAA championship, three Big Ten titles, a 2012 National Wrestler of the Year award and a 100-3 overall record in collegiate matches.

Ranked No. 1 in his weight class, Taylor is a favorite to win another NCAA title this year. In high school he was a four-time Ohio state champ.

Taylor is just as impressive in the classroom, making first-team Academic All-American three times. He already has graduated and is working on a master’s degree in education administration.

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Lighting a white background In the 1950s, inventor Petro Vlahos developed a way to film actors in front of a white screen that was lighted with special lights.

These sodium-vapor lights gave off a yellow-orange color. (You may have sodium-vapor streetlamps in your town.)

Sodium-vapor filming allowed moviemakers much more freedom.

There was no colored outline around the actors. Details such as hairs or fine material would show up on film.

Composites were better quality than before. It was much easier to make composites of animation with live actors.

Walt Disney owned the only equipment in America that could use this process.

In the 1960s, Disney was the only major studio that still had its team of visual effects experts. Some of these experts later helped with special effects for the first “Star Wars” movie.

The sodium-vapor process allowed actors to wear any color of clothing, including blue.

Disney magic Walt Disney used a new process, sodium vapor, in several films. It allowed Hayley Mills to play two different girls in “The Parent Trap.”

In 1964, Disney used the process so artistically in “Mary Poppins” that the film won an Academy Award for special effects.

Walt Disney wanted scenes such as people dancing with animals or racing on merry-goround horses to feel like something from another, magical world.

Mary: If someone told you he knew a man with a wooden leg called Smith, what would you say?

Bert: “What’s the name of his other leg?”

Jane: If you had a nightmare and chewed your pillow to bits, how would you feel the next morning?

Michael: A little down in the mouth!

Paul: What’s the easiest job in a watch factory?

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Walt Disney’s daughters loved the “Mary Poppins” books so much that he promised to make a movie based on these stories. It took him more than 20 years to convince the author to let him make the film.

P.L. Travers, or Pamela Lyndon Travers, was an Australian actress, dancer and writer. The “Mary Poppins” books made her famous.

Travers based much in the books on her own life. Her father worked in a bank, just like Mr. Banks. He died when Pamela was about 7. A great-aunt “Mary Poppins,” then helped care for the first book in her and her sisters. the series, was Mary Poppins is based published in on that aunt.

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Next week, The Mini Page is about the instruments of the orchestra.

The Mini Page Staff Lisa Tarry - Managing Editor

Mini Jokes

All the following jokes have something in common. Can you guess the common theme or category?

Walt Disney did not want everything to be realistic in “Mary Poppins.” He wanted the movie to feel as if viewers had fallen into a storybook.

He combined realistic scenes, such as the woman on the cathedral steps feeding the birds, with magical, unreal scenes, such as when Bert dances with the penguins or Mary flies in with her umbrella.

Experts say that the philosophy in Disney animation is to create the illusion, or appearance, of life. The animation does not have to look real, but it must look alive in the world of the movie.

Look through your newspaper, TV and movie listings for shows with animation.

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The Mini Page thanks Dr. Harvey Deneroff, animation history professor, Savannah College of Art and Design, for help with this issue.

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Filmmakers invented a way to film actors in front of a black or colored screen. After filming the actors, they could replace the colored background with something else, such as scenery or animation. This was much easier and more realistic-looking than making films by rewinding and reshooting over and over.

When movies came out in color, around 1940, filmmakers started photographing actors in front of a blue screen. Blue was the furthest tone away from most skin tones, so actors would stand out better. One of the troubles with the blue-screen technique was that it looked as if there were a blue outline around the actor. Also, actors could not have any blue in their clothes, or it wouldn’t show up on film.

Today, actors usually perform in front of a green screen. Green works better with digital, computerized cameras.

Telling the story

Paintings of London created a mysterious early 1900s atmosphere. There were 100 glass and matte paintings of the London cityscape. Artists poked holes behind the paintings of buildings. When light was shined through the holes, it looked as if the city were glowing.

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Colored screens

Creating the Magic “Mary Poppins” was made with a mix of visual effects. For example, the scenes with the bird lady and the chimney sweeps used background paintings of London. Many backgrounds were painted on glass.

The actors were filmed first, and the backgrounds were added later.

Puppet animation created the scene when the tin soldiers are marching into the toybox. The robin singing on Mary Poppins’ hand was a robotic bird, or an animatronic device. It was activated by Julie Andrews’ voice. The bird’s wires ran under her costume. Blacked-out wires suspended flying actors.

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This is a composite photo of Mary Poppins (Julie Andrews) and Bert (Dick Van Dyke) dining with cartoon penguins. In 1964, when “Mary Poppins” came out, it was the first time anyone had so successfully made this many long scenes mixing live action with animation. from The Mini Page © 2014 Universal Uclick

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Fifty years ago, a strict, magical governess with a sense of adventure flew into movie history in the Walt Disney film “Mary Poppins.” The movie was one of the most artistic blends of live action and animation of its time.

To learn more about the movie magic leading to “Mary Poppins,” The Mini Page talked with a professor of animation history at the Savannah College of Art and Design in Georgia.

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Ain’t Them Bodies Saints ››› (2013, Drama) Rooney Mara, Casey Affleck.

A man takes the fall for his lover’s crime, then four years later breaks out of prison to find her and their young daughter, who was born during his incarceration. ‘R’ (1:45) 8 TMC Sun. 9 p.m.; Fri. 5:20 p.m.

Argo ››› (2012, Historical Drama) Ben Affleck, Bryan Cranston. During the Iran hostage crisis, an extraction specialist in the CIA poses as a Hollywood film producer to rescue six Americans who eluded Iranian militants and found refuge with the Canadian ambassador. ‘R’ (2:00) ^ HBO2 Sun. 4 p.m.; Fri. 5 p.m.

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Blood Diamond ››› (2006, Adventure) Leonardo DiCaprio, Jennifer Connelly. Two men, a white South African mercenary and a black Mende fisherman, join in a common quest to recover a rare gem that could change their lives.

‘R’ (2:18) (43) AMC Wed. 4 p.m.

Byzantium ››› (2012, Horror) Gemma Arterton, Saoirse Ronan. Mayhem follows when two female vampires, on the run from a kindred group, take refuge at a seaside British community. ‘R’ (1:58) 5 SHOW Thu. 4 p.m.

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The Conjuring ››› (2013, Horror) Vera Farmiga, Patrick Wilson. Paranormal investigators Lorraine and Ed Warren confront a powerful demonic entity when they try to help parents and children being terrorized in their secluded farmhouse. ‘R’ (1:51) + MAX Sun. 9 p.m.; Wed. 9 p.m.

Crash ››› (2004, Drama) Sandra Bullock, Don Cheadle. Racial tensions collide in a collection of intertwined stories involving residents of Los Angeles.

‘R’ (1:52) 5 SHOW Sat. 8 p.m.

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Dawn of the Dead ››› (2004, Horror) Sarah Polley, Ving Rhames. A nurse, a policeman and other residents of Milwaukee fight flesh-eating zombies while trapped in a mall. ‘R’ (1:40) (43) AMC Sat. 4:30 p.m.

Dazed and Confused ››› (1993, Drama) Jason London, Wiley Wiggins.

Assorted teens waste another day of school before getting down to wasting summer in 1976 Austin, Texas. ‘R’ (1:43) 8 TMC Wed. 7 p.m.

The Departed ››› (2006, Crime Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio, Matt Damon.

In Boston an undercover cop gains a gangland chief’s trust, while a career criminal infiltrates the police force for the mob. ‘R’ (2:32) (43) AMC Thu. 7 p.m.

Despicable Me ››› (2010, Comedy) Voices of Steve Carell, Jason Segel.

Animated. As he tries to execute a fiendish plot to steal the moon, a supervillain meets his match in three little orphan girls who want to make him their dad. ‘PG’ (1:35) (49) DISN Sat. 7:45 p.m.

Dumb & Dumber ››› (1994, Comedy) Jim Carrey, Jeff Daniels. An inept dog groomer and a limousine driver chase the latter’s dream girl cross country.

‘PG-13’ (1:46) (81) COM Sat. 7:30 p.m.

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Epic ›› (2013, Adventure) Voices of Colin Farrell, Josh Hutcherson. ‘PG’ (1:43) ^ HBO2 Tue. 5:15 p.m.

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42 ››› (2013, Biography) Chadwick Boseman, Harrison Ford. In 1946, Branch Rickey, general manager of the Brooklyn Dodgers, signs Jackie Robinson to the team in defiance of major league baseball’s notorious color barrier. ‘PG-13’ (2:08) ^ HBO2 Sun. 9 p.m.; Wed. 11:30 p.m.

Friday Night Lights ››› (2004, Drama) Billy Bob Thornton, Derek Luke. A high-school football coach in Odessa, Texas, tries to lead his players to the

state championship. ‘PG-13’ (1:57) (43) AMC Tue. 11 p.m.

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Jarhead ››› (2005, War) Jake Gyllenhaal, Peter Sarsgaard. A Marine and his comrades form brotherly bonds while patrolling the Iraqi desert during the Gulf War. ‘R’ (2:03) 8 TMC Mon. 11:05 p.m.

Jaws ›››› (1975, Horror) Roy Scheider, Robert Shaw. A man-eating shark terrorizes a New England resort town. ‘PG’ (2:04) (43) AMC Wed. 7 p.m.

Jaws 2 ›› (1978, Horror) Roy Scheider, Lorraine Gary. ‘PG’ (1:57) (43) AMC Wed. 10 p.m.; Thu. 4:30 p.m.

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The Ghost Writer ››› (2010, Drama) Pierce Brosnan, Ewan McGregor. A newly hired ghostwriter exposes evidence that suggests his late predecessor knew a dark secret about their subject, the former prime minister of Britain. ‘PG-13’ (2:09) 8 TMC Tue. 9:30 p.m.

The Godfather ›››› (1972, Crime Drama) Marlon Brando, Al Pacino. A mafia patriarch tries to hold his empire together. ‘R’ (2:57) + MAX Sat. 6 p.m.

The Godfather, Part II ›››› (1974, Crime Drama) Al Pacino, Robert Duvall. Michael Corleone moves his father’s crime family to Las Vegas. ‘R’ (3:20) + MAX Sat. 9 p.m.

Gosford Park ››› (2001, Mystery) Eileen Atkins, Bob Balaban. Domestic servants and their aristocratic masters are equally suspect in the wake of a murder at a lavish British estate. ‘R’ (2:17) 8 TMC Tue. 7 p.m.

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Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone ››› (2001, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint. An orphan attends a school of witchcraft and wizardry and pieces together the mystery of his parents’ deaths. ‘PG’ (2:32) (51) FAM Fri. 6:30 p.m.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets ››› (2002, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint. The young wizard and his best friends investigate a dark force that is terrorizing their school, Hogwarts. ‘PG’ (2:41) ^ HBO2 Mon. 4:15 p.m.

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince ››› (2009, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint. Dumbledore tries to prepare Harry for the final battle with Voldemort, while Death Eaters wreak havoc in both Muggle and Wizard worlds, and tragedy looms on the horizon,. ‘PG’ (2:33) (51) FAM Sat. 9:30 p.m.

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix ››› (2007, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint. When a new professor’s bureaucratic methods leave Hogwarts unprepared to fight the rising tide of evil, Harry teaches a dedicated group of students how to defend against the dark arts. ‘PG-13’ (2:18) (51) FAM Sat. 6:30 p.m.

I Love You, Man ››› (2009, Comedy) Paul Rudd, Jason Segel. As a bridegroom’s bond with his new best friend grows, it threatens his relationship with his fiancee. ‘R’ (1:45) (30) TBS Sat. 11 p.m.

The Impossible ››› (2012, Drama) Naomi Watts, Ewan McGregor. A couple and their three sons encounter terror, courage and compassion following the December 2004 tsunami that devastated Thailand. ‘PG-13’ (1:43) 5 SHOW Tue. 7 p.m.

The Incredible Hulk ››› (2008, Action) Edward Norton, Liv Tyler. As Bruce Banner seeks to rid himself of The Hulk forever, a powerful enemy known as The Abomination arises to wreak havoc on the human race. ‘PG-13’ (1:52) (38) SPIKE Fri. 10:15 p.m.

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Life of Pi ››› (2012, Adventure) Suraj Sharma, Irrfan Khan. After the freighter they’re on sinks in a storm, a teenager and a Bengal tiger wind up on a small lifeboat and must learn to trust each other to survive. ‘PG’ (2:05) + MAX Wed. 6:45 p.m.

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King ››› (2003, Fantasy) Elijah Wood, Ian McKellen. Frodo and Sam march toward Mount Doom to destroy the ring, while Gandalf and warriors prepare for a final confrontation with Sauron and his allies. ‘PG-13’ (3:20) (31) TNT Sat. 8 p.m.

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers ››› (2002, Fantasy) Elijah Wood, Ian McKellen. Now divided, members of a fellowship take different paths to destroy the ring and defeat evil Sauron and his pawns. ‘PG-13’ (2:59) (31) TNT Sat. 4 p.m.

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Mad Max ››› (1979, Action) Mel Gibson, Joanne Samuel. In an Australia of the not-too-distant future, a police officer strikes back against motorized menaces to what is left of society after a nuclear holocaust. ‘R’ (1:33) (8) WGN-A Sun. 6 p.m.

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The Matrix ››› (1999, Science Fiction) Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne. A computer hacker joins forces with rebel warriors to battle a malevolent cyberintelligence. ‘R’ (2:16) (8) WGN-A Tue. 4 p.m.

Men in Black ››› (1997, Action) Tommy Lee Jones, Will Smith. A veteran agent and a rookie protect mankind from dangerous extraterrestrials roaming the Earth. ‘PG-13’ (1:38) (82) SYFY Wed. 6 p.m.

Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous ›› (2005, Comedy) Sandra Bullock, Regina King. ‘PG-13’ (1:55) !

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Monsters, Inc. ››› (2001, Comedy) Voices of John Goodman, Billy Crystal.

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Next of Kin ›› (1989, Crime Drama) Patrick Swayze, Liam Neeson. ‘R’ (1:48) (38) SPIKE Wed. 11:30 p.m.

Now You See Me ›› (2013, ComedyDrama) Jesse Eisenberg, Mark Ruffalo. ‘PG-13’ (1:56) ^ HBO2 Thu. 5:30 p.m., 10:45 p.m.

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Ocean’s Twelve ››› (2004, ComedyDrama) George Clooney, Brad Pitt. To pay back casino boss Terry Benedict, Danny Ocean and his team of criminals

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On the Road ›› (2012, Drama) Garrett Hedlund, Sam Riley. ‘R’ (2:19) 5 SHOW Thu. 10:30 p.m.

Original Gangstas ›› (1996, Action) Fred Williamson, Jim Brown. ‘R’ (1:38) + MAX Wed. 5 p.m.

nal underworld when his knucklehead friends abduct a mobster’s beloved Shih Tzu. ‘R’ (1:51) 8 TMC Mon. 7 p.m.

Silver Linings Playbook ››› (2012, Comedy-Drama) Bradley Cooper, Jennifer Lawrence. An unexpected bond begins to form between a man trying to rebuild his life and a young woman promising to help him reunite with his estranged wife. ‘R’ (2:02) 8 TMC Wed. 11 p.m.

The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie ››› (2004, Comedy) Voices of Tom Kenny, Bill Fagerbakke. Animated.

SpongeBob and Patrick head for Shell City to retrieve King Neptune’s stolen crown and save the life of Mr. Krabs.

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Parental Guidance ›› (2012, Comedy) Billy Crystal, Bette Midler. ‘PG’ (1:44) ^ HBO2 Thu. 9 p.m.

Passing Strange The Movie ››› (2009, Musical) De’Adre Aziza, Daniel Breaker. Spike Lee films the Broadway musical about a young man who leaves Los Angeles to explore Europe. ‘NR’ (2:16) 5 SHOW Fri. 4:30 p.m.

Passion Play ›› (2010, Drama) Mickey Rourke, Megan Fox. ‘R’ (1:34) 8 TMC Thu. 9 p.m.

People Like Us ›› (2012, Drama) Chris Pine, Elizabeth Banks. ‘PG-13’ (1:55) 5 SHOW Thu. 6 p.m.

The Perks of Being a Wallflower ››› (2012, Comedy-Drama) Logan Lerman, Emma Watson. Friends try to help an introverted teenager become more sociable. ‘PG-13’ (1:43) 8 TMC Wed. 9 p.m.

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End ›› (2007, Action) Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom. ‘PG-13’ (2:48) (82) SYFY Wed. 8 p.m.

Pitch Perfect ››› (2012, Musical Comedy) Anna Kendrick, Skylar Astin.

When a new student joins her college’s female a cappella group, she takes the women out of their comfort zone of traditional pieces and introduces them to innovative arrangements. ‘PG-13’ (1:52) + MAX Tue. 9 p.m.

Prometheus ››› (2012, Science Fiction) Noomi Rapace, Michael Fassbender. A clue to mankind’s origins leads a team of explorers to deep space, where they must fight a terrifying battle to save the future of the human race. ‘R’ (2:03) ^ HBO2 Tue. 10 p.m.

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Stage Beauty ››› (2004, Historical Drama) Billy Crudup, Claire Danes. In 17th-century London, a famous actor’s devoted dresser becomes the first female to play women’s roles. ‘R’ (1:50) 8 TMC Tue. 5 p.m.

Superman Returns ››› (2006, Adventure) Brandon Routh, Kate Bosworth.

While Lex Luthor plots against him, the Man of Steel tries to reconnect with Lois Lane and find his place in a world that learned to survive in his absence.

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Rocky II ››› (1979, Drama) Sylvester Stallone, Talia Shire. Underdog Philadelphia fighter Rocky Balboa gets another shot at heavyweight champ Apollo Creed. ‘PG’ (1:59) (43) AMC Mon. 5 p.m.

Rocky III ››› (1982, Drama) Sylvester Stallone, Mr. T. Old foe Apollo Creed trains ex-boxing champ Rocky Balboa for a rematch with brutish Clubber Lang. ‘PG’ (1:39) (43) AMC Mon. 7:30 p.m.; Tue. 4:30 p.m.

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Never (:45) “That Old Feeling” (1997) Bette Midler.

“Sliding Doors” (1998) ‘PG-13’ (:15) “The Three Stooges” (2012) (:45) “Snitch” (2013) Dwayne Johnson. ‘PG-13’ Silicon (7:30) “Red Eye” “Dreamer: Inspired by a True Story” (:45) “Moonrise Kingdom” (2012) Bruce Willis.

“One Day” (2011) Anne Hathaway.

Face Off Rock and Roll Hall of Fame (7:30) “The Great Gatsby” (2013) ‘PG-13’ Paycheck to Paycheck Game “The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey” (2012) Ian McKellen. ‘PG-13’ “Miss Congeniality 2” (7:00) “U-571” Game “Snitch” (2013) Dwayne Johnson. ‘PG-13’ “Where the Heart Is” (2000) Natalie Portman.

“Mama” (2013) Jessica Chastain. (:15) “Taken 2” Up Close REAL Sports Gumbel “Wing Commander” (1999) ‘PG-13’ (:15) “Phil Spector” (2013, Docudrama) Al Pacino.

Doll & Em Doll & Em “Chasing Mavericks” (2012) Gerard Butler. ‘PG’ History “Lola Versus” (2012) ‘R’ “Parental Guidance” (2012) ‘PG’ (:45) “Mary and Martha” (2013) Hilary Swank.

Saving Face (:10) “Match Point” (2005, Drama) ‘R’ (:05) “Drive Me Crazy” (1999) (:40) “Alexander” (2004, Historical Drama) Colin Farrell, Angelina Jolie. ‘R’ (:45) “The Hangover Part III” (2013) ‘R’ “Snake Eyes” (1998) Nicolas Cage.

Huddle “Entrapment” (1999) Sean Connery. ‘PG-13’ “Notes on a Scandal” (2006) Game “The Return” (2006) ‘PG-13’ “The Long Kiss Goodnight” (1996, Action) ‘R’ Romy A. Smith (:15) “Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets” (2002) Daniel Radcliffe.

Happy Birth (:40) “In Good Company” (2004) ‘PG-13’ “Ice Age: Continental Drift” ‘PG’ Moonstruck (:45) “Epic” (2013) Voices of Colin Farrell. ‘PG’ “Chernobyl Diaries” (2012) ‘R’ “Alexander” (2004, Historical Drama) Colin Farrell, Angelina Jolie. ‘R’ Game Rushmore Jack Giant (:40) “The Sentinel” (1977) ‘R’ (:15) “True Lies” (1994, Action) Arnold Schwarzenegger. ‘R’ (:40) “Life of Pi” (2012, Adventure) Suraj Sharma. ‘PG’ (2:50) “Walk the Line” (:10) “Idle Hands” (1999, Horror) ‘R’ (:45) “Pitch Perfect” (2012) Anna Kendrick. (:40) “The Philly Kid” (2012, Action) ‘R’ (:15) “Big Momma’s House 2” (2006) ‘PG-13’ “I Still Know” (7:10) “Presumed Innocent” ‘R’ (:20) “The Conjuring” (2013) ‘R’ (:15) “Big” (1988, Comedy) Tom Hanks. ‘PG’ “There’s Something About Mary” (1998) ‘R’ “Blown Away” ‘R’ (7:45) “The Purge” (:15) “Trance” (2013) James McAvoy. ‘R’ “Mission: Impossible” (1996) Tom Cruise.

(12:50) “The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel” “Rock of Ages” Anna K (:35) “The Negotiator” (1998) Samuel L. Jackson. ‘R’ “Identity Thief” (2013) Jason Bateman. ‘NR’ “Jack the Giant Slayer” (2013) Nicholas Hoult.

“Warm Bodies” (7:00) “Daylight” “Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events” “Even Money” (2006, Drama) Kim Basinger. ‘R’ “Notting Hill” (1999) Julia Roberts. ‘PG-13’ (:15) “The Cowboy Way” (7:30) “Mr. Magoo” “JCVD” (2008, Comedy) ‘R’ (:40) “The Killing Room” (2009) (:15) “Kinky Boots” (2005) Joel Edgerton. (:05) “The Next Best Thing” (2000) Rupert Everett.

(7:05) “Joe the King” ‘R’ “The Man Who Wasn’t There” (2001) ‘R’ “Dead Man Running” (2009, Action) ‘R’ (:35) “The Muse” (1999) ‘PG-13’ (:15) “Scanners” (1981) Stephen Lack. ‘R’ (:15) “Krippendorf’s Tribe” (1998) ‘PG-13’ “Junior” (1994) Arnold Schwarzenegger.

“Find Me Guilty” (2006) Vin Diesel. ‘R’ (:05) “October Sky” (1999) Jake Gyllenhaal.

(6:45) “The Producers” “Kindergarten Cop” (1990, Comedy) ‘PG-13’ “Out of Sight” (1998) George Clooney. ‘R’ (:05) “Nixon” (1995, Biography) Anthony Hopkins, Joan Allen. ‘R’ “Twilight Saga: Breaking 2” “The Sting” (1973) Paul Newman. ‘PG’ (:40) “The Color of Money” (1986, Drama) ‘R’ (:40) “Peter and Vandy” (2009) “Twilight-Dawn” Hollywood “Gosford Park” (2001, Mystery) Eileen Atkins. ‘R’ “Rock ’N’ Roll Exposed: Photography of Bob Gruen” “The Ghost Writer” (2010) Pierce Brosnan. (:10) “50/50” ‘R’ (:10) “Thunder Soul” (2010) ‘PG’ (:35) “Turner & Hooch” (1989) (:15) “The Good Mother” (1988) Diane Keaton.

“Metro” (1997, Action) Eddie Murphy. ‘R’ “Silver Linings Playbook” “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1” “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2” “Twice Upon a Yesterday” (1998) (:35) “Possession” (2002) Gwyneth Paltrow.

As Cool as I Lorenzo’s (:45) “Man on a Ledge” (2012) ‘PG-13’ “Peter and Vandy” (2009) ‘NR’ “Step Up Revolution” (2012) (:40) “StreetDance” (2010) Nichola Burley.

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Ghost Adventures ‘PG’ Ghost Adventures ‘PG’ Ghost Adventures ‘PG’ Swamp People ‘PG’ Swamp People ‘PG’ Swamp People ‘PG’ Swamp People ‘PG’ Swamp People ‘PG’ Swamp People ‘PG’ Swamp People ‘PG’ Swamp People ‘PG’ (7:00) Gates of Hell ‘PG’ Haunted History ‘PG’ Haunted History ‘PG’ Haunted History ‘PG’ Haunted History ‘PG’ Haunted History ‘PG’ Haunted History ‘14’ Haunted History ‘PG’ Ancients Behaving Badly Ancients Behaving Badly Ancients Behaving Badly Ancients Behaving Badly Ancients Behaving Badly American Pickers ‘PG’ American Pickers ‘PG’ American Pickers ‘PG’ (7:00) Extreme Marksmen Targeting Bin Laden ‘14’ Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars America’s Book America’s Book America’s Book America’s Book America’s Book America’s Book America’s Book America’s Book Criminal Minds ‘14’ Criminal Minds ‘14’ CSI: Miami ‘14’ Bates Motel “Caleb” ‘14’ Criminal Minds ‘14’ Criminal Minds ‘14’ The First 48 ‘14’ The First 48 Criminal Minds ‘14’ Criminal Minds ‘14’ CSI: Miami ‘14’ CSI: Miami ‘14’ Criminal Minds ‘14’ Criminal Minds ‘PG’ The First 48 ‘14’ The First 48 ‘14’ Criminal Minds ‘14’ Criminal Minds ‘PG’ CSI: Miami ‘14’ CSI: Miami ‘14’ Criminal Minds ‘14’ Criminal Minds ‘14’ The First 48 ‘14’ The First 48 “Shattered” Criminal Minds ‘14’ Criminal Minds ‘14’ CSI: Miami ‘14’ CSI: Miami ‘14’ Criminal Minds ‘14’ Criminal Minds ‘14’ The First 48 ‘14’ The First 48 ‘14’ The First 48 ‘14’ The First 48 The First 48 ‘14’ The First 48 ‘14’ The First 48 ‘14’ The First 48 ‘14’ The First 48 ‘14’ The First 48 ‘14’ Varied Programs Hunters Hunters Int’l Varied Programs Paid Prog. Barbecue Tyler’s Ult. Day Off Good Eats Unwrapped Pioneer Wo. Contessa Money Dinners Secrets 30-Minute Kelsey’s Giada-Home The Kitchen ‘G’ Paid Prog. Grill It! Home Made Down Home Cupcake Wars ‘G’ Pioneer Wo. Contessa Money Dinners Secrets 30-Minute Kelsey’s Giada-Home Contessa Contessa Paid Prog. Bobby Flay Ingred. Fix Hungry Girl Cupcake Wars ‘G’ Pioneer Wo. Contessa Sandra Lee Dinners Secrets 30-Minute Kelsey’s Giada-Home Contessa Contessa Paid Prog. Dinner Challenge ‘G’ Cupcake Wars ‘G’ Pioneer Wo. Contessa Sandra Lee Dinners Secrets 30-Minute Kelsey’s Giada-Home Contessa Contessa Paid Prog. Big Daddy’s Challenge ‘G’ Cupcake Wars ‘G’ Trisha’s Contessa Chopped ‘G’ Chopped ‘G’ Chopped ‘G’ Chopped ‘G’ Fast Money Halftime Power Lunch Street Signs Closing Bell Fast Money Varied Mad Money The Kudlow Report (7:00) Happening Now America’s News HQ The Real Story Shepard Smith Reporting Your World W/ Cavuto The Five Special Report Greta Van Susteren Daily Show Colbert Rep Sunny South Park Comedy (:24) “Galaxy Quest” (1999) Tim Allen, Sigourney Weaver.

(12:52) “Youth in Revolt” (2009) Michael Cera.

Key & Peele Key & Peele Daily Show Colbert Rep Sunny South Park Half Hour Kroll Show Community (:25) “Hot Rod” (2007, Comedy) Andy Samberg. (:23) Tosh.0 Tosh.0 ‘14’ (:25) Tosh.0 Tosh.0 ‘14’ (:28) Tosh.0 Daily Show Colbert Rep Sunny South Park Half Hour Key & Peele Community (:25) “Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure” South Park South Park South Park South Park South Park Daily Show Colbert Rep Sunny South Park Comedy (:17) Review Community (:19) “Booty Call” (1997, Comedy) Jamie Foxx.

Chappelle’s Sunny Sunny Sunny Futurama Daily Show Colbert Rep Hannibal Buress Comedy Futurama Community (:19) “Your Highness” (2011) Danny McBride.

Workaholics Sunny Sunny Sunny Futurama “Case 39” (2009, Horror) Renée Zellweger.

“Paycheck” (2003) Ben Affleck, Aaron Eckhart, Uma Thurman.

“Anaconda” (1997) Jennifer Lopez, Ice Cube.

“Anacondas: Hunt” Geek Wedding Foxy & Co. “Pilot” Face Off ‘PG’ Face Off ‘14’ Face Off ‘14’ Face Off ‘14’ Face Off ‘14’ Face Off ‘14’ “Moby Dick” (2011) Hwang Jung-min, Jin Goo. “Beyond Loch Ness” (2008) Brian Krause. ‘14’ “Sinbad and the Minotaur” (2011, Adventure) ‘14’ “Reign of the Gargoyles” (2007) Joe Penny. ‘14’ Face Off Jim Henson’s “The Abyss” (1989, Science Fiction) Ed Harris. An oil-rig crew must search for a sunken nuclear sub.

“Men in Black” (1997) Tommy Lee Jones.

Pirates Helix “Vector” ‘14’ Helix “274” ‘14’ Helix “Single Strand” ‘14’ Helix ‘14’ Helix “Aniqatiga” ‘14’ Helix “Survivor Zero” ‘14’ Helix “Bloodline” ‘14’ Helix “Level X” ‘14’

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Tangled ››› (2010, Musical Comedy) Voices of Mandy Moore, Zachary Levi. Animated. Crowned with 70 feet of magical golden hair, Rapunzel strikes a deal with a charming thief to spring her from her prison tower. ‘PG’ (1:41) (49) DISN Fri. 7 p.m.; Sat. 6 p.m.

Terminator 2: Judgment Day ›››› (1991, Science Fiction) Arnold Schwarzenegger, Linda Hamilton. Cyborgs battle over a youth who holds es the key to the future. ‘R’ (2:16) (30) TBS Sun. 11:45 p.m.

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Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines ››› (2003, Science Fiction) Arnold Schwarzenegger, Nick Stahl. A cyborg from the future must protect John Connor from a superior model sent to kill him. ‘R’ (1:50) (82) SYFY Sun. 8 p.m.; Mon. 4:30 p.m.

Three Men and a Baby ››› (1987, Comedy) Tom Selleck, Steve Guttenberg. Three swinging Manhattan bachelors grow paternal minding a baby girl left on their doorstep. ‘PG’ (1:42) (51) FAM Wed. 8 p.m.

True Lies ››› (1994, Action) Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jamie Lee Curtis. A Washington wife discovers her computer-salesman husband is a spy out to stop nuclear terrorists. ‘R’ (2:21) + MAX Mon. 9 p.m.

Twister ››› (1996, Action) Helen Hunt, Bill Paxton. Storm-chasers finalizing their divorce try to place equipment inside a tornado on the Oklahoma plains. ‘PG-13’ (1:54) (51) FAM Thu. 5 p.m., 7:30 p.m.

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Underworld: Evolution ›› (2006, Horror) Kate Beckinsale, Scott Speedman.

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WALL-E ›››› (2008, Adventure) Voices of Ben Burtt, Elissa Knight.

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War of the Worlds ››› (2005, Science Fiction) Tom Cruise, Dakota Fanning.

A New Jersey man and his two children face an epic battle for survival when hostile aliens invade Earth. ‘PG13’ (1:56) ! HBO Sun. 5:15 p.m.; Fri. 5 p.m.

Warrior ››› (2011, Action) Joel Edgerton, Tom Hardy. An Iraq War veteran finds himself on a collision course with his estranged brother when both set their sights on winning a tournament in mixed martial arts. ‘PG-13’ (2:19) (38) SPIKE Thu. 11 p.m.

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X2: X-Men United ››› (2003, Fantasy) Patrick Stewart, Hugh Jackman. After a mutant-hating militarist named Stryker invades their school, the X-Men must join forces with Magneto to rescue Professor Xavier and neutralize the threat posed by Stryker. ‘PG-13’ (2:14) (43) AMC Fri. 7 p.m.

X-Men ››› (2000, Action) Hugh Jackman, Patrick Stewart. Professor Xavier leads Wolverine and other superheroes against Magneto, a mutant who would rule humanity. ‘PG-13’ (1:51) (38) SPIKE Mon. 5:30 p.m. © Tribune Media Services

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BASEBALL Sunday

1:30 p.m. (34) ESPN Women’s College Basketball (Live) (CC) 2:00 p.m. (31) TNT 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (Live) (CC) 3:00 p.m. (30) TBS 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (Live) 4:00 p.m. (34) ESPN Women’s College Basketball (Live) (CC) 4:30 p.m. (31) TNT 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (Live) (CC) 5:30 p.m. (30) TBS 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (Live) 8:00 p.m. (35) ESPN2 College GameDay (Live) (CC)

Monday

12:00 p.m. (8) WGN-A MLB Preseason Baseball (Live)

Tuesday 8:30 p.m. (35) ESPN2 Baseball Tonight (Live) (CC)

Wednesday 1:00 p.m. (36) ROOT College Baseball (Taped)

Thursday 6:00 p.m. (34) ESPN Baseball Tonight (Live) (CC)

Friday 6:00 p.m. (35) ESPN2 Baseball Tonight (Live) (CC) (36) ROOT MLB Preseason Baseball (Live)

BASKETBALL Sunday 1:00 p.m. (8) CBS 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (Live) (CC) (31) TNT NCAA Tip-Off Coverage and analysis of the 2014 NCAA Tournament. (Live) (CC)

2:30 p.m. (35) ESPN2 Women’s College Basketball (Live) (CC) 3:00 p.m. (34) ESPN College Basketball (Live) 5:00 p.m. (34) ESPN College Basketball (Live) (35) ESPN2 Women’s College Basketball (Live) (CC) 7:00 p.m. (35) ESPN2 College Basketball (Live)

Tuesday 3:00 p.m. (34) ESPN College Basketball (Live) (35) ESPN2 Women’s College Basketball (Live) (CC) 4:00 p.m. (31) TNT NBA Basketball (Live) (CC) 5:00 p.m. (34) ESPN College Basketball (Live) 5:30 p.m. (35) ESPN2 Women’s College Basketball (Live) (CC) 6:30 p.m. (31) TNT NBA Basketball (Live) (CC)

Wednesday 3:00 p.m. (34) ESPN NBA Countdown (Live) (35) ESPN2 College Basketball (Live) 4:00 p.m. (34) ESPN NBA Basketball (Live)

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5:00 p.m. (35) ESPN2 College Basketball (Live) 6:30 p.m. (34) ESPN NBA Basketball (Live)

Thursday 2:00 p.m. (30) TBS NCAA Tip-Off Coverage and analysis of the 2014 NCAA Tournament. (Live) 3:00 p.m. (8) CBS 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (Live) (CC) 3:15 p.m. (30) TBS 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (Live) 5:30 p.m. (8) CBS 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (Live) (CC) 5:55 p.m. (30) TBS 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (Live)

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5:00 p.m. (34) ESPN Boxing Lightweight semifinal round. From New Town, N.D. (Live) (CC)

1:30 p.m. (35) ESPN2 College Hockey (Live) (CC)

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Monday 12:00 p.m. (34) ESPN NFL Live (Live) (CC)

SOCCER

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12:00 p.m. (34) ESPN NFL Live (Live) (CC)

3:30 p.m. (36) ROOT MLS Soccer

2:00 p.m. (30) TBS NCAA Tip-Off Coverage and analysis of the 2014 NCAA Tournament. (Live) 3:00 p.m. (8) CBS 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (Live) (CC) 3:15 p.m. (30) TBS 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (Live) 5:30 p.m. (8) CBS 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (Live) (CC) 5:55 p.m. (30) TBS 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (Live)

12:00 p.m. (34) ESPN NFL Live (Live) (CC)

3:30 p.m. (36) ROOT MLS Soccer

Thursday

5:00 p.m. (36) ROOT MLS Soccer

12:00 p.m. (34) ESPN NFL Live (Live) (CC)

Saturday

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4:30 p.m. (36) ROOT MLS Soccer (Live)

Nate Berkus hosts as teams of designers and builders undertake bigtime home renovations in “American Dream Builders,” premiering Sunday on NBC. Go to www.nbc. com/american-dream-builders On Sunday, the supernatural legal comedy-drama “Drop Dead Diva” returns to Lifetime for a sixth season. Get the story so far at www. mylifetime.com/shows/dropdead-diva On Tuesday, Syfy premieres a new competitive reality show, “Jim Henson’s Creature Shop Challenge,” in which 10 designers tax their imaginations. Click on www.syfy. com/creatureshop

Tuesday, BBC America launches a new season of “Wild Things With Dominic Monaghan,” sending the actor back out into nature to meet exotic animals. Go to www.bbcamerica.com/wild-things/

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12:30 p.m. (34) ESPN Women’s College Basketball (Live) (CC) 2:00 p.m. (30) TBS 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (Live) 3:00 p.m. (34) ESPN Women’s College Basketball (Live) (CC) 4:30 p.m. (30) TBS 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (Live) 8:00 p.m. (35) ESPN2 College GameDay (Live) (CC)

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Friday 1:00 p.m. (36) ROOT Women’s College Gymnastics From Morgantown, W.Va. (Taped)

Saturday 2:30 p.m. (36) ROOT Women’s College Gymnastics From Morgantown, W.Va. (Taped)

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(:01) Castle “The Greater Good” The murder of a Wall Street trader. (N) ‘PG’ Family Guy 30 Rock ‘14’ Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special Vic- American Family Guy “Fish Out of Victims Unit Alleged sexual tims Unit “Deception” Seduc- Dad ‘14’ ‘PG’ Water” ‘14’ assault. ‘14’ tion of stepson. ‘14’ KTVA 6 p.m. Evening News How I Met 2 Broke Girls Mike & Molly Mom (N) ‘14’ Intelligence Gabriel is sus(N) Your Mother (N) ‘14’ ‘14’ pected of murder. ‘14’ The Big Bang The Big Bang Bones An actor from a kids’ The Following “Teacher’s Pet” Fox 4 News at 9 (N) Theory ‘14’ Theory ‘PG’ TV show is slain. (N) ‘14’ Joe’s power over the Korban cult grows. ‘14’ Channel 2 Newshour (N) The Voice “The Battles Continue” Advisers offer their help. (:01) The Blacklist “Ivan” A (N) ‘PG’ cyber defense asset is stolen.

(N) ‘14’ PBS NewsHour (N) Antiques Roadshow Louisi- Antiques Roadshow “Atlanta” Independent Lens Women ana work table; Civil War let- Decorative egg with a Fabergé endure weight-loss surgery. ters. (N) ‘G’ mark. ‘G’ (N) ‘14’

ABC News at (:35) Jimmy Kimmel Live ‘14’ (:37) Nightline 10 (N) (N) ‘G’ 30 Rock How I Met The Office “Greenzo” ‘14’ Your Mother “Launch Party” “Pilot” ‘14’ ‘PG’ KTVA Night- (:35) Late Show With David cast Letterman (N) ‘PG’ The Arsenio Hall Show ‘14’ Two and a Half Men ‘14’

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Late Late Show/Craig TMZ (N) ‘PG’

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America’s Funniest Home America’s Funniest Home (8) WGN-A 239 307 Videos ‘PG’ Videos ‘PG’ (3:00) PM Style With Lisa Robertson ‘G’ (20) QVC 137 317

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America’s Funniest Home Videos ‘PG’ Isaac Mizrahi Live ‘G’

Parks and 30 Rock ‘14’ 30 Rock ‘14’ Recreation B. Makowsky Handbags ‘G’

It’s Always Sunny

Futurama ‘PG’ ’Til Death ‘PG’ Shoe Spotlight ‘G’

(:01) Preachers’ Daughters (:02) Hoarders “Linda; Todd” Darleen is suspicious of Hobbyist hoards. ‘PG’ Megan. ‘14’ (:05) Sirens (:38) Total Divas “New Diva (:38) NCIS: ‘14’ On The Block” ‘14’ Los Angeles The Big Bang The Big Bang The Big Bang The Big Bang The Big Bang The Big Bang Conan (N) ‘14’ The Pete Conan ‘14’ Theory ‘PG’ Theory ‘PG’ Theory ‘PG’ Theory ‘PG’ Theory ‘PG’ Theory ‘PG’ Holmes Show ‘MA’ Castle “Home Is Where the Castle Woman is drowned in Castle Castle competes with Castle A plastic surgeon is Dallas Christopher makes a (:01) Dallas Christopher (:02) Private Lives of Nash- (:02) Private Lives of NashHeart Stops” ‘PG’ motor oil. ‘PG’ Beckett’s ex. ‘PG’ brutally murdered. ‘PG’ discovery. (N) ‘14’ makes a discovery. ‘14’ ville Wives (N) ‘14’ ville Wives ‘14’ College Basketball NIT Tour- College Basketball NIT Tournament: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter nament: Teams TBA. Wm. Basket- NCAA Studio Women’s College Basketball NCAA Tournament: Teams College Basketball NIT Tournament: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) College NBA Tonight Baseball NASCAR Now Olbermann (N) ball Update TBA. (N) (Live) GameDay (N) Tonight (N) (N) (3:30) MLS Soccer Seattle Sounders FC at Mariners All Mariners All Mariners Mondays UFC Reloaded “UFC 140: Jones vs. Machida” Jon Jones faces Lyoto Machida.

Montreal Impact.

Access Access (N) (2:30) “The Incredible Hulk” (2008, Action) “X-Men” (2000, Action) Hugh Jackman, Patrick Stewart, Ian McKellen. Two “Superman Returns” (2006, Adventure) Brandon Routh, Kate Bosworth, James Marsden. The Man of Steel faces Lex Edward Norton, Liv Tyler. groups of mutated humans square off against each other.

Luthor.

(2:30) “Speed” (1994, Action) “Rocky II” (1979, Drama) Sylvester Stallone, Talia Shire. Underdog Philly “Rocky III” (1982, Drama) Sylvester Stallone, Mr. T, Talia Shire. A merciless “Rocky IV” (1985, Drama) Sylvester Stallone. Vengeful boxer Keanu Reeves. fighter gets another shot at heavyweight champ. contender forces Rocky into a title match.

Rocky Balboa faces a deadly Soviet fighter.

Steven Uni- Uncle King of the The Cleve- Family Guy Rick and American Family Guy Robot The BoonSquidbillies Family Guy Rick and American Family Guy Robot verse ‘PG’ Grandpa Hill ‘PG’ land Show ‘14’ Morty ‘14’ Dad ‘14’ ‘14’ Chicken docks ‘MA’ ‘14’ ‘14’ Morty ‘14’ Dad ‘14’ ‘14’ Chicken Finding Bigfoot “Bigfoot of Finding Bigfoot “Best EviCall-Wildman Call-Wildman Call of the Call-Wildman Lone Star Lone Star Ice Cold Gold “In the Red” Call of the Call-Wildman Lone Star Lone Star Oz” ‘PG’ dence Yet” ‘PG’ Wildman Legend Legend ‘PG’ Wildman Legend Legend Win, Lose or Dog With a Dog With a Dog With a Dog With a Jessie ‘G’ “WALL-E” (2008, Adventure) Voices of Ben Phineas and Dog With a Liv & Mad- Good Luck Dog With a Good Luck Good Luck Draw ‘G’ Blog ‘G’ Blog ‘G’ Blog ‘G’ Blog ‘G’ Burtt, Elissa Knight, Jeff Garlin.

Ferb ‘G’ Blog ‘G’ die ‘G’ Charlie ‘G’ Blog ‘G’ Charlie ‘G’ Charlie ‘G’ SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob Sam & Cat ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Friends ‘14’ (:36) Friends (:12) Friends “The One With ‘14’ Ross’s Grant” ‘14’ The Middle The Middle The Middle The Middle Switched at Birth Bay needs Switched at Birth (N) ‘14’ The Fosters “Adoption Day” (:01) The Fosters “Adoption The 700 Club ‘G’ Switched at Birth ‘14’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ Tank’s help. ‘14’ (N) ‘14’ Day” ‘14’ Long Island Long Island Long Island Long Island Long Island Long Island Extreme Cougar Wives ‘14’ Extreme Cougar Wives ‘14’ Extreme Cougar Wives ‘14’ Extreme Cougar Wives ‘14’ Extreme Cougar Wives ‘14’ Medium Medium Medium Medium Medium Medium Fast N’ Loud ‘G’ Fast N’ Loud ‘G’ Fast N’ Loud ‘G’ Fast N’ Loud (N) ‘G’ Fast N’ Loud “Mustang Ma- Lords of the Car Hoards (:01) Fast N’ Loud “Mustang (:01) Lords of the Car nia” (N) ‘14’ “Pickups and Slams” ‘14’ Mania” ‘14’ Hoards ‘14’ Man v. Food Man v. Food Bizarre Foods With Andrew Man v. Food Man v. Food Bizarre Foods America ‘PG’ Bizarre Foods America Bizarre Foods America Bizarre Foods America ‘PG’ Bizarre Foods America ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ Zimmern ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘G’ (N) ‘PG’ “Seattle” ‘PG’ Swamp People “Ride or Cryptid: The Swamp Beast Swamp People “Hooked” ‘PG’ Swamp People One team Swamp People “Gator Ghost Cryptid: The Swamp Beast (:02) No Man’s Land “Living (:01) Swamp People “Devil at Die” ‘PG’ ‘PG’ sacrifices their day. ‘PG’ Town” (N) ‘PG’ (N) ‘PG’ on the Edge” ‘PG’ the Door” ‘PG’ The First 48 A young man is The First 48 “Up in Flames; Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Bates Motel “Caleb” Norma’s Bates Motel “Check-Out” (:01) Bates Motel “Check-Out” (:01) Duck (:31) Duck shot in his friend’s car. ‘14’ Drive-By” Burning pick-up ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ brother arrives at the motel. Caleb’s presence worries Nor- Caleb’s presence worries Nor- Dynasty ‘PG’ Dynasty ‘PG’ truck. ‘14’ ‘14’ man. (N) ‘14’ man. ‘14’ Love It or List It Home main- Love It or List It A family runs Love It or List It “Di Palma Love It or List It “Aline & Love It or List It “Jacqueline House Hunt- Hunters Int’l Love It or List It “The Cullen Love It or List It “Jacqueline tenance on hold. ‘G’ out of space. ‘G’ Family” ‘G’ Colin” ‘G’ & Bevin” (N) ‘G’ ers Family” ‘G’ & Bevin” ‘G’ The Pioneer Heartland Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Guy’s Grocery Games “Cart Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives Worst Cooks in America Mystery Din- Mystery Din- Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives Worst Cooks in America Woman ‘G’ Table ‘G’ Wars” ‘G’ “Best of Pizza” ‘G’ “Eat, Pray, Love” (N) ‘G’ ers ‘G’ ers ‘G’ “Wildest Joints” ‘G’ “Eat, Pray, Love” ‘G’ The Profit A meat wholesaler The Profit A couple with a The Profit A trailer business Money Talks Steve tries to American Greed American Greed Business Free Money Paid Program Paid Program Cancer: Winin Brooklyn, N.Y. Chicago gym. ‘PG’ in Tampa, Fla. motivate his team. partners steal millions.

For You! ning The O’Reilly Factor (N) The Kelly File (N) Hannity (N) The O’Reilly Factor The Kelly File Hannity On the Record With Greta Red Eye (N) Van Susteren (3:59) FuFuturama ‘14’ South Park Tosh.0 ‘14’ The Colbert Daily Show/ Futurama ‘14’ Futurama ‘14’ South Park South Park South Park South Park Daily Show/ The Colbert (:01) At Mid- (:31) South turama ‘14’ ‘MA’ Report ‘PG’ Jon Stewart ‘MA’ ‘MA’ ‘MA’ ‘MA’ Jon Stewart Report ‘PG’ night ‘14’ Park ‘MA’ “Anacondas: “Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines” (2003) Arnold Schwarzenegger. A Bitten Elena breaks Pack law Being Human Sally and Nora Lost Girl “End of a Line” Bitten Elena breaks Pack law Being Human Sally and Nora Hunt” cyborg protects John Connor from a superior model. to save a life. (N) ‘14’ help Josh. (N) ‘14’ (N) ‘14’ to save a life. ‘14’ help Josh. ‘14’

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Hoarders An eyesore among Hoarders “Phyllis; Janet” A expensive homes. ‘PG’ woman’s house is stuffed with dolls. ‘PG’ NCIS: Los Angeles “Black NCIS: Los Angeles “PerWidow” ‘14’ sonal” ‘14’ Seinfeld “The Seinfeld “The Seinfeld “The Family Guy Caddy” ‘PG’ Cadillac” ‘PG’ Cadillac” ‘PG’ ‘14’

America’s Funniest Home Parks and Parks and Videos ‘PG’ Recreation Recreation Bose Sound Innovations ‘G’ Earth Brands Footwear ‘G’

Hoarders “Linda; Todd” Hob- Hoarders “Jake; Shirley” Jake Hoarders “Merlene; Jeff” A byist hoards. ‘PG’ compulsively hoards garbage. former supermodel works ‘PG’ trash bins. ‘PG’ WWE Monday Night RAW (N Same-day Tape) ‘PG’

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“Mr. & Mrs. Smith” (2005, Action) Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Doll & Em ‘14’ (:25) Doll & Em ‘14’ ! HBO 303 504 Vince Vaughn. A husband and wife are assassins for rival organizations. ‘PG-13’ (:15) “Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets” (2002, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert ^ HBO2 304 505 Grint, Emma Watson. A malevolent force threatens the students at Hogwarts. ‘PG’

“A Good Day to Die Hard” (2013, Action) Game of “Snitch” (2013, Crime Drama) Dwayne Johnson, Barry Pep- (10:55) Girls (:25) “The Bruce Willis. John McClane and his son battle Thrones: Ice per, Jon Bernthal. A man infiltrates a drug cartel to save his “Two Plane Watch” ‘R’ Russian villains. ‘R’ and Fire son from prison. ‘PG-13’ Rides” ‘MA’ Real Time With Bill Maher John Leguizamo’s Ghetto Klown The comic (:45) Girls (:15) Doll & (:40) Doll & (:05) “This Is 40” (2012, ‘MA’ discusses his acting career. ‘MA’ “Two Plane Em ‘14’ Em ‘14’ Romance-Comedy) Paul Rides” ‘MA’ Rudd. ‘R’ (2:50) “Walk the Line” (:10) “Broken City” (2013, Crime Drama) Mark Wahlberg, “Jack the Giant Slayer” (2013, Fantasy) Nicholas Hoult, “True Lies” (1994, Action) Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jamie Lee Curtis, Tom (:25) “Sex Russell Crowe. An ex-cop goes to war against New York’s Eleanor Tomlinson. A young farmhand must defend his land Arnold. A man lives the double life of a spy and a family man. ‘R’ Tapes” (2012) + MAX 311 514 (2005, Biography) Joaquin Phoenix. ‘PG-13’ corrupt mayor. ‘R’ from fearsome giants. ‘PG-13’ ‘NR’ (3:15) “The Cowboy Way” (:15) “Alex Cross” (2012, Action) Tyler Perry, Matthew Shameless The family House of Lies House of Lies Shameless The family Inside Com- Shaquille O’Neal Presents: All Star Com‘MA’ ‘MA’ searches for Fiona. ‘MA’ edy (N) ‘MA’ edy Jam - Live From Las Vegas Mike Epps 5 SHOW 319 540 (1994, Comedy) Woody Har- Fox, Edward Burns. A serial killer pushes Cross to the edge. searches for Fiona. ‘MA’ relson. ‘PG-13’ ‘PG-13’ hosts. ‘MA’ (3:00) “The Twilight Saga: “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2” (2012, Ro“Seven Psychopaths” (2012, Comedy) Colin Farrell, Chris- “Sahara” (2005, Adventure) Matthew McConaughey, Steve (:05) “Jarhead” (2005, War) mance) Kristen Stewart. The Cullens gather other vampire topher Walken, Sam Rockwell. A screenwriter’s pals kidnap a Zahn, Penélope Cruz. Adventurers search for a Confederate Jake Gyllenhaal, Peter Sars 8 TMC 329 545 Breaking Dawn Part 1” (2011) ‘PG-13’ clans to protect Renesmee. ‘PG-13’ mobster’s beloved dog. ‘R’ ship in Africa. ‘PG-13’ gaard. ‘R’

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NBC Nightly News (N) ‘G’ Alaska Weather ‘G’

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Wheel of For- Marvel’s Agents of (:01) The (:31) Trophy tune (N) ‘G’ S.H.I.E.L.D. “T.R.A.C.K.S.” ‘PG’ Goldbergs Wife ‘PG’ ‘PG’ Family Guy 30 Rock Bones “The Knight on the Bones “The Santa in the “Sibling Ri“Verna” ‘14’ Grid” The Widow’s Son serial Slush” A corpse has on a valry” ‘14’ killer. ‘14’ Santa suit. ‘14’ KTVA 6 p.m. Evening News NCIS A former NCIS agent is NCIS: Los Angeles “Zero (N) found dead. ‘14’ Days” (N) ‘14’ The Big Bang The Big Bang Glee “New Directions” April New Girl Brooklyn Theory ‘14’ Theory ‘PG’ and Holly try to save the club. “Mars Landing” Nine-Nine (N) ‘14’ (N) ‘14’ (N) ‘14’ Channel 2 Newshour (N) The Voice “The Battles Con- (:01) About a (:31) Growing tinue” Advisers offer their help. Boy (N) ‘14’ Up Fisher (N) ‘PG’ ‘PG’ PBS NewsHour (N) The Story of the Jews With The Story of the Jews With Simon Schama (N) ‘PG’ Simon Schama (N) ‘PG’

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Mind Games “Cauliflower Man” Clark suffers from a huge meltdown. (N) ‘PG’ American Family Guy Dad ‘14’ ‘PG’ (:01) Person of Interest “Allegiance” (N) ‘14’ Fox 4 News at 9 (N)

(23) LIFE 108 252 (28) USA 105 242 (30) TBS 139 247 (31) TNT 138 245 (34) ESPN 140 206 (35) ESPN2 144 209 (36) ROOT 426 651 (38) SPIKE 168 325 (43) AMC 130 254 (46) TOON 176 296 (47) ANPL 184 282 (49) DISN 173 291 (50) NICK 171 300 (51) FAM 180 311 (55) TLC 183 280 (56) DISC 182 278 (57) TRAV 196 277 (58) HIST 120 269 (59) A&E 118 265

Channel 2 News: Late Edition (N) Frontline “TB Silent Killer” Families fight tuberculosis. (N) ‘PG’

Parks and 30 Rock ‘14’ Recreation Quacker Factory by Jeanne Bice ‘G’ Wife Swap “Wife Swap Saved Wife Swap “Wife Swap Saved Dance Moms A new girl tries Dance Moms Christi consid- Dance Moms “Decisions De- Kim of Queens Kim and AlMy Marriage” ‘PG’ My Marriage” ‘PG’ out for Abby’s team. ‘PG’ ers home school for Chloe. cisions” Cathy choreographs lisyn decide to get in shape.

(N) ‘PG’ her dancers. ‘PG’ (N) ‘PG’ Law & Order: Special Vic- Law & Order: Special Vic- Law & Order: Special Vic- Law & Order: Special Vic- Modern Fam- Modern Fam- Chrisley Modern Famtims Unit ‘14’ tims Unit ‘14’ tims Unit “Persona” ‘14’ tims Unit “Hothouse” ‘14’ ily ‘PG’ ily ‘PG’ Knows Best ily ‘PG’ The King of The King of Seinfeld “The Seinfeld ‘PG’ Seinfeld “The Family Guy The Big Bang The Big Bang The Big Bang The Big Bang Cougar Town The Big Bang Queens ‘PG’ Queens ‘PG’ Seven” ‘PG’ Doll” ‘PG’ “Boys Do Cry” Theory ‘PG’ Theory ‘PG’ Theory ‘PG’ Theory ‘PG’ (N) ‘14’ Theory ‘PG’ ‘14’ NBA Basketball Oklahoma City Thunder at Dallas Mavericks. From American NBA Basketball New York Knicks at Los Angeles Lakers. From Staples Cen- Inside the NBA (N) (Live) Airlines Center in Dallas. (N) (Live) ter in Los Angeles. (N) (Live) College Basketball NIT Tour- College Basketball NIT Tournament: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) nament: Teams TBA. Women’s College Basketball NCAA Studio Women’s College Basketball NCAA Tournament: Teams Olbermann (N) Baseball NBA Tonight NFL Live (N) Update TBA. (N) (Live) Tonight (N) (N) Planet X Mariners All MLS Soccer Portland Timbers at Colorado Rapids.

MLS Soccer Seattle Sounders FC at Montreal Impact. From Icons of UFA Square Access Saputo Stadium in Montreal.

Coaching Bar Rescue A members-only Ink Master “Earn It!” ‘14’ Ink Master “Bug Out” ‘14’ Ink Master Ten artists tattoo Ink Master “Nude & TatInk Master Tattooing “X-Men” bar in Kansas. ‘PG’ twins all at once. ‘14’ tooed” ‘14’ characters. (N) ‘14’ (2:00) “Rocky “Rocky III” (1982, Drama) Sylvester Stallone, Mr. T, Talia Shire. A merciless “Rocky IV” (1985, Drama) Sylvester Stallone. Vengeful boxer Game of Arms (N) II” contender forces Rocky into a title match.

Rocky Balboa faces a deadly Soviet fighter.

Uncle Adventure King of the The Cleve- American American Family Guy “Road to the Robot The BoonSquidbillies American Grandpa Time ‘PG’ Hill ‘PG’ land Show Dad ‘14’ Dad ‘14’ North Pole” ‘14’ Chicken docks ‘MA’ ‘14’ Dad ‘14’ Finding Bigfoot “Sketching Finding Bigfoot “Big Sky Viking Wilderness Scandina- Frozen Planet “On Thin Frozen Planet “Life in the Frozen Planet “Summer” ‘PG’ Sasquatch” Bigfoot” ‘PG’ via’s coastline. ‘PG’ Ice” ‘PG’ Freezer” ‘PG’ Win, Lose or I Didn’t Do Austin & Austin & Ally Dog With a Jessie ‘G’ “Cloud 9” (2014) Dove Cameron. Two snow- (:40) Liv & (:05) JesA.N.T. Farm Draw (N) It ‘G’ Ally ‘G’ Blog ‘G’ boarders inspire each other. ‘G’ Maddie ‘G’ sie ‘G’ SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob Sam & Cat ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’

Hunters Int’l House Hunters ‘G’ Chopped Sea urchin and cranberry juice. ‘G’ The Profit Two brothers can’t turn a profit. (N) Hannity (N)

Property Property Virgins ‘G’ Virgins ‘G’ Chopped First basket, brook trout. ‘G’ Shark Tank Environmental lawn-mowers. ‘PG’ The O’Reilly Factor

(3:59) FuFuturama ‘14’ (81) COM 107 249 turama ‘14’ Face Off Creating unique (82) SYFY 122 244 wizards characters. ‘14’

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NASCAR Now SportsNation (35) (N) UFA Jay Adams Brawl Call (36) Tattoo Night- Tattoo Night- Tattoo Night- Tattoo Night (38) mares mares mares mares Game of Arms “Friday Night Lights” (2004) (43) Billy Bob Thornton.

American Family Guy “Road to the Robot (46) Dad ‘14’ North Pole” ‘14’ Chicken Frozen Planet “On Thin Frozen Planet “Life in the (47) Ice” ‘PG’ Freezer” ‘PG’ Good Luck A.N.T. Farm Good Luck Good Luck Charlie ‘G’ Charlie Charlie ‘G’ (49) Friends ‘14’ (:36) Friends (:12) Friends Monica and (50) ‘14’ Rachel hire a stripper. ‘14’ The Middle The Middle The Middle The Middle “Abduction” (2011) Taylor Lautner. A youth learns that the Twisted Danny visits an old Pretty Little Liars “A Is for The 700 Club ‘G’ “Abduction” (2011) Taylor (51) ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ folks who raised him are not his real parents. confidant. (N) ‘14’ Answers” ‘14’ Lautner, Lily Collins.

Little People Big World: Little People, Big World “All Little People, Big World ‘PG’ Little People, Big World ‘PG’ Little People, Big World The Little Couple “Our First Little People, Big World ‘G’ The Little Couple “Our First (55) Down Under ‘PG’ Tangled Up” ‘PG’ (N) ‘G’ Christmas” (N) ‘G’ Christmas” ‘G’ Amish Mafia ‘14’ Amish Mafia ‘14’ Amish Mafia ‘14’ Amish Mafia: The Devil’s Amish Mafia “The Bear” Clash of the Ozarks New alli- Amish Mafia “The Bear” ‘14’ Clash of the Ozarks New alli (56) Cut (N) ‘14’ (N) ‘14’ ances are forged. ‘14’ ances are forged. ‘14’ Man v. Food Man v. Food Bizarre Foods With Andrew Man v. Food Man v. Food Bizarre Foods America Andrew Zimmern’s Big De- Bizarre Foods With Andrew Bizarre World “Kalahari” Andrew Zimmern’s Big De (57) “Boise” ‘G’ ‘G’ Zimmern ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘G’ “Boston” ‘PG’ parture (N) ‘PG’ Zimmern ‘PG’ Botswana. ‘PG’ parture ‘PG’ The Lincoln Assassination Many hated the man. ‘G’ Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Counting Counting Counting Counting American American American American (:01) Count- (:31) Count (58) ‘PG’ ‘PG’ Cars ‘PG’ Cars ‘PG’ Cars ‘PG’ Cars ‘PG’ Restoration Restoration Restoration Restoration ing Cars ing Cars The First 48 Man is shot out- Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Barry’d Trea- Storage Wars (:01) Storage (:31) Storage (:01) Storage (:31) Storage side an abandoned house. ‘14’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ (N) ‘PG’ (N) ‘PG’ sure (N) ‘PG’ ‘PG’ Wars ‘PG’ Wars ‘PG’ Wars ‘PG’ Wars ‘PG’ (59) My First My First Place ‘G’ Place ‘G’ Chopped “We Love Leftovers!” ‘G’ Shark Tank Toilet training kit for cats. ‘PG’ The Kelly File (N)

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On the Record With Greta Van Susteren Tosh.0 (N) ‘14’ Kroll Show Daily Show/ The Colbert (N) ‘14’ Jon Stewart Report ‘PG’ Jim Henson’s Creature Shop Face Off Creating original Challenge (N) mutants. ‘14’

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College GameDay (N) (Live) NBA Tonight 30 for 30 NFL 2013: After Further (N) Shorts Review Graham Mariners All Mariners All Mariners All MLB Preseason Baseball Colorado Rockies at Seattle Mariners. From Peoria Stadium in Mariners All MLB Preseason Baseball Colorado Rockies at Seattle Mariners. From PeoBensinger Access Access Access (N) Peoria, Ariz. (N Subject to Blackout) (Live) Access ria Stadium in Peoria, Ariz. (Subject to Blackout) Cops ‘PG’ Cops ‘PG’ Cops ‘PG’ Cops ‘PG’ Cops ‘14’ Cops ‘14’ Cops ‘14’ Cops ‘14’ Bellator MMA Live The world’s top fighters take part in this (:15) “The Incredible Hulk” (2008, Action) Edward Norton, tournament. (N) (Live) Liv Tyler, Tim Roth.

(3:30) “The Departed” (2006, Crime Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio, Matt Damon, Jack Nichol- “X2: X-Men United” (2003, Fantasy) Patrick Stewart, Hugh Jackman, Ian McKellen. A power- The Walking Dead “Us” ‘MA’ Game of Arms son. An undercover cop and a criminal lead double lives. mad militarist pursues the mutants.

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Reynolds, Tara Reid, Tim Matheson. lives are altered by a bet made between tycoons.

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Women’s College Basketball NCAA Tournament, Regional NCAA Studio Women’s College Basketball NCAA Tournament, Regional Women’s College Basketball NCAA Tournament, Regional NCAA Studio Women’s College Basketball (34) Semifinal: Teams TBA. From South Bend, Ind. Update Semifinal: Teams TBA. From South Bend, Ind. Semifinal: Teams TBA. From Lincoln, Neb. (N) Update Women’s College GymATP Tennis Sony Open, Women’s Final. From Miami. (N) College Hockey NCAA Tournament, East Regional Final: Teams TBA. From College Hockey NCAA Tournament, West Regional First Semifinal: Teams (35) nastics (Live) Bridgeport, Conn. (N) (Live) TBA. From St. Paul, Minn. (N) (Live) P90X3 by Paid Program Jillian MiPaid Program Timbers in Mariners All MLB Preseason Baseball Seattle Mariners at Colorado Rockies. From Salt River Fields in Mariners All Women’s College Gymnastics Big 12 Cham (36) Tony Horton chaels 30 (N) Access Scottsdale, Ariz. (N Subject to Blackout) (Live) Access pionship. (Taped) “The Incredible Hulk” (2008, Action) Edward Norton, Liv Tyler, Tim Roth. Bruce Banner Auction Hunt- Auction Hunt- Auction Hunt- Auction Hunt- Auction Hunt- Auction Hunt- Cops ‘14’ Cops ‘PG’ Cops ‘PG’ Cops ‘14’ (38) faces an enemy known as The Abomination. ers ers ers ers ers ers The Rifle“Broken Arrow” (1950) James Stewart. A scout forges peace “Aliens” (1986, Science Fiction) Sigourney Weaver, Carrie Henn, Michael Biehn. Space “X2: X-Men United” (2003, Fantasy) Patrick Stewart, Hugh Jackman, Ian (43) man ‘G’ between Apaches and white settlers.

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McKellen. A power-mad militarist pursues the mutants.

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Rules of En- Rules of En- Rules of En- Rules of En- 30 Rock ‘14’ 30 Rock ‘14’ It’s Always Dharma & ’Til Death ‘PG’ ’Til Death ‘PG’ gagement gagement gagement gagement Sunny Greg ‘PG’ Shark Solutions ‘G’ KitchenAid Cookware. ‘G’ Temp-tations Presentable Lock & Lock Storage ‘G’ Kitchen Clearance Featuring Kitchen ‘G’ KitchenAid. (N) ‘G’ (3:00) “Taken for Ransom” “Taken Back: Finding Haley” (2012, Suspense) Moira Kelly, “Zoe Gone” (2014, Suspense) Jean Louisa Kelly, Andrea “The Wrong Woman” (2013, Mystery) Danica McKellar, (:02) “Zoe Gone” (2014, (2013, Suspense) Teri Polo, David Cubitt, Nicole Oliver. A woman finds her abducted Bowen, Alexandra Holden. A detective tries to help a teen find Jonathan Bennett, Jaleel White. A woman is accused of trying Suspense) Jean Louisa Kelly, Tia Carrere. ‘14’ daughter. her kidnapped baby. ‘14’ to murder her hubby’s mistress. ‘14’ Andrea Bowen. ‘14’ NCIS “Heartland” ‘PG’ NCIS Gibbs hunts for the killer NCIS Gibbs second-guesses Modern Fam- Modern Fam- Modern Fam- Modern Fam- Modern Fam- Modern Fam- Chrisley “The Back-up Plan” (2010) Jennifer Lopez, of a marine. ‘PG’ himself. ‘14’ ily ‘PG’ ily ‘PG’ ily ‘PG’ ily ‘PG’ ily ‘PG’ ily ‘PG’ Knows Best Alex O’Loughlin, Michaela Watkins.

2014 NCAA 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (N) (Live) Inside March Madness (N) Family Guy Family Guy Pregame (N) Cougar Town Deal With “I Love You, Man” (2009, Basketball “Lois Kills “Padre de ‘14’ It ‘14’ Comedy) Paul Rudd, Jason Tournament Stewie” ‘14’ Familia” ‘14’ Segel, Rashida Jones.

“The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers” (2002, Fantasy) Elijah Wood, Ian McKellen, Liv Tyler. Members of a fellowship “The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King” (2003, Fantasy) Elijah Wood, Ian McKellen, Liv Tyler. Humans and creabattle evil Sauron and his pawns. tures unite to battle Sauron and his army.

Women’s College Basketball Nine for IX ‘G’ SportsCenter Featured (N) SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter

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College GameDay (N) (Live) NBA Tonight 30 for 30 30 for 30 (N) Mariners All UEFA Maga- MLS Soccer Columbus Crew at Seattle Sounders FC. From MLB Preseason Baseball Seattle Mariners at Colorado Access zine CenturyLink Field in Seattle. (N Same-day Tape) Rockies. (Subject to Blackout) Cops ‘14’ Cops ‘14’ Auction Hunt- Auction Hunt- Cops ‘14’ Cops ‘PG’ Cops ‘14’ Cops ‘14’ Auction Hunt- Auction Hunters (N) ers (N) ers ers “X2: X-Men “Dawn of the Dead” (2004, Horror) Sarah Polley, Ving Rhames, Jake Weber. The Walking Dead ‘MA’ The Walking Dead “Infected” The Walking Dead “IsolaThe Walking Dead “Indiffer- The Walking Dead “InternUnited” Milwaukee residents fight zombies in a mall.

‘MA’ tion” ‘MA’ ence” ‘MA’ ment” ‘MA’ (3:00) “Diary of a Wimpy King of the King of the Family Guy Family Guy The BoonSpace Dandy Bleach (N) ‘14’ Naruto: Ship- One Piece Blue Exorcist Black Lagoon Naruto ‘PG’ Ghost in the Fullmetal Kid” (2010, Comedy) Hill ‘PG’ Hill ‘PG’ ‘14’ ‘PG’ docks ‘MA’ ‘14’ puden (N) ‘Y7’ (N) ‘14’ ‘14’ Shell: Stand Alchemist To Be Announced Too Cute! ‘PG’ Too Cute! ‘PG’ Too Cute! ‘PG’ My Cat From Hell: Scratch Too Cute! ‘PG’ My Cat From Hell: Scratch Tracks (N) ‘PG’ Tracks ‘PG’ Liv & Mad- Dog With a Dog With a Dog With a “Tangled” (2010, Musical Comedy) Voices of (:45) “Despicable Me” (2010, Comedy) Voices of Steve Mighty Med Jessie ‘G’ Liv & Mad- Good Luck A.N.T. Farm die ‘G’ Blog ‘G’ Blog ‘G’ Blog ‘G’ Mandy Moore, Zachary Levi.

Carell, Jason Segel, Russell Brand.

(N) ‘Y7’ die ‘G’ Charlie ‘G’ ‘G’ SpongeBob SquarePants Patrick befriends a Sam & Cat ‘G’ Sam & Cat SpongeBob Nickelodeon’s 27th Annual Kids’ Choice Instant Mom Nickelodeon’s 27th Annual Kids’ Choice (:36) Friends (:12) Friends ‘PG’ sea monster. ‘Y7’ (N) ‘G’ Awards (N Same-day Tape) ‘G’ (N) ‘PG’ Awards ‘G’ ‘14’ (3:00) “Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire” (2005) Daniel Radcliffe. Volde- “Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix” (2007, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert “Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince” (2009, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe. mort lays a trap for Harry at the Triwizard Tournament.

Grint, Emma Watson. Harry prepares a group of students to fight Voldemort.

New dangers lurk for Harry, Dumbledore and their friends.

48 Hours: Hard Evidence 48 Hours: Hard Evidence 48 Hours: Hard Evidence ‘14’ 48 Hours: Hard Evidence 48 Hours: Hard Evidence Deadly Sins A seductress 48 Hours: Hard Evidence ‘14’ 48 Hours: Hard Evidence “Secrets of the River” ‘14’ “Murder in the OC” ‘14’ (N) ‘14’ “Shattered Dreams” ‘14’ motivated by greed. ‘14’ “Shattered Dreams” ‘14’ Alaska: The Last Frontier Alaska: The Last Frontier Alaska: The Last Frontier Alaska: The Last Frontier Alaska: The Last Frontier Timber Kings “Hard Hat & Alaska: The Last Frontier Timber Kings “Hard Hat & ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ Home” (N) ‘PG’ ‘PG’ Home” ‘PG’ Food Paradise “Manliest Food Paradise ‘G’ Food Paradise “Fried Chicken Ghost Adventures “Heritage Ghost Adventures (N) ‘PG’ Ghost Adventures “Tor The Dead Files “Invaded: Ghost Adventures ‘PG’ Restaurants” ‘G’ Paradise” ‘PG’ Junction” ‘PG’ House” ‘PG’ Waxahachie, TX” ‘PG’ Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Vikings The battle begins Vikings “Invasion” An unlikely Vikings Ragnar races to Vikings “Eye For an Eye” ‘14’ (:02) Vikings Lagertha and (:01) Vikings An unlikely alli‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ between. ‘14’ alliance forms. ‘14’ dominate in the west. ‘14’ Ragnar unite again. ‘14’ ance forms. ‘14’ Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Barry’d Trea- Storage Wars Storage Wars Flipping Vegas “Yancey’s Flipping Vegas Counterfeit Flipping Vegas “Reptile (:01) Flipping Vegas Scott’s (:01) Flipping Vegas Scott ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ sure ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ Eleven” Scott tackles his big- products pose a problem. ‘PG’ House” Creepy coldblooded charitable act comes at a tackles his biggest project. gest project. ‘PG’ creatures. ‘PG’ cost. ‘PG’ ‘PG’ Property Brothers “Kristine Property Brothers “Danielle Property Brothers “Marla & Property Brothers “Sarah & Property Brothers “Sandra House Hunters Renovation House Hunt- Hunters Int’l Property Brothers “Sandra & Paul” ‘G’ and Chad” ‘G’ Adam” ‘G’ Scott” ‘G’ & Kyle” ‘G’ (N) ‘G’ ers ‘G’ & Kyle” ‘G’ Cutthroat Kitchen “A Few Chopped “Dread and Break- Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Restaurant: Impossible Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Good Ramen” ‘G’ fast” ‘G’ “Sapori D’Italia” ‘G’ American Greed “Young Lust The Suze Orman Show “Pro- Secret Lives Secret Lives Secret Lives Secret Lives The Suze Orman Show “Pro- American Greed “Young Lust Paid Program Paid Program American Greed “Young Lust Goes Bust” tect Your Money” ‘G’ tect Your Money” ‘G’ Goes Bust” Goes Bust” Huckabee (N) Justice With Judge Jeanine Hannity Red Eye Justice With Judge Jeanine Hannity Red Eye Huckabee (N) South Park South Park South Park “Liar Liar” (1997, Comedy) Jim Carrey, Maura Tierney. A “Dumb & Dumber” (1994, Comedy) Jim Carrey, Jeff Daniels, Lauren Holly. Amy Schumer: Mostly Sex Hannibal Buress Live From ‘14’ ‘MA’ ‘MA’ fast-talking lawyer cannot tell a lie.

Two witless wonders take a cash-laden briefcase to Aspen.

Stuff ‘14’ Chicago (N) ‘MA’ “Underworld: Evolution” (2006) Kate Beckinsale. Vampire “Underworld: Rise of the Lycans” (2009, Horror) Michael “30 Days of Night” (2007, Horror) Josh Hartnett, Melissa George, Danny “30 Days of Night: Dark Days” (2010, Horwarrior Selene seeks revenge for her betrayal.

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