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MARCH 9, 2014 Soldotna-Kenai, Alaska

Vol. 44, Issue 135

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Photos by Rashah McChesney/Peninsula Clarion

Kash Bishop, 3, licks sugar from his fingers as he eats a piece of fry bread Friday at Ft. Kenay in Kenai.

Proceeds from the monthly “Fry Bread Fridays” will be used to buy a new fire supression system for the Holy Assumption of the Virgin Mary Russian Orthodox Church .

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Community turns out for monthly pastry sale to benefit iconic Russian Orthodox church

By RASHAH McCHESNEY Peninsula Clarion

The sweet smell of fry bread wafted down the sidewalk in Old Town Kenai Friday as a steady stream of people walked into Fort Kenay for their monthly fix of the sugary pastry.

It has been more than year since the enterprising volunteers at began luring in passersby with the promise of sweet fry bread and succulent pirozhki in the kitchen at Fort Kenay and by all accounts, the fundraiser has been a success.

“We raised about $5,000 last year,” said volunteer Dorothy Gray.

Inside the kitchen, above the din of voices, Lydia Pollard sweats above the stove — pausing occasionally to adjust the paisley bandana holding her back her hair.

She’s full of jokes.

“I hear juvenile delinquents,” she shouts as Kaydence Monti and Kash Bishop walk through the door. “Oh that little girl can put away the fry bread.”

The two know what they want and they walk right up to the counter to get it — Bishop, 3, can barely see into the kitchen but reaches his arm up to get at the sweet bread anyway.

Gray smiled at Bishop’s

chubby fingers waving in the air as she handed two pieces of the bread, fresh off of the stove, to the waiting children and said, “Sugar?”

The traditional pastry can sprinkled with powdered sugar or cinnamon; butter and honey are also available. They sell $2 for one or $5 for three.

Proceeds from the bake sale benefit the Holy Assumption of the Virgin Mary Russian Orthodox Church which sits across the street from Fort Kenay and is a frequently visited tourist attraction year round —weekly services are also held at the church.

Father Thomas Andrew,

Top: Volunteer Dorothy Gray cuts into a fresh stack of cinnamon rolls while wearing one of the Russian-made aprons sold at Ft. Kenay. Gray said the group can sell about 250 pastries on a busy day.

Left: Mary Lou Bottorf pays for her treats.

Proceeds from the sale benefit the Holy Assumption of the Virgin Mary Russian Orthodox Church in Kenai.

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Chicken 50-year-old libel decision still pox on widely used in modern cases the rise JESSICA GRESKO Associated Press

By DAN BALMER Peninsula Clarion

Three cases of chickenpox in young adults from the Kenai and Soldotna area since mid-February have been reported by the Alaska Department of Health in a press release Thursday.

State officials believe there is potential for more people to be at risk of exposure for anyone who has not been exposed to chickenpox or received a vaccination.

Dr. Brian Yablon, a state epidemiologist, said chickenpox is very contagious and can cause serious complications to infants, adolescents and adults who have not been exposed.

“People think of chickenpox as being a mild disease,” he said. “It can cause complications including See POX, page A-13

WASHINGTON — Singer Courtney Love hadn’t been born and tweeting was reserved for birds when The New York Times won a landmark libel case at the Supreme Court in 1964.

But when a California jury decided recently that Love shouldn’t have to pay $8 million over a troublesome tweet about her former lawyer, she became just the latest person to lean on New York Times v. Sullivan, a case decided 50 years ago Sunday, and the cases that followed and expanded it.

The Sullivan case, as it is known among lawyers, stemmed from Alabama officials’ efforts to hamper the newspaper’s coverage of civil rights protests in the South.

The decision made it hard for public officials to win lawsuits and hefty money awards over published false statements that damaged their reputations.

In the decades since, the justices have extended the decision, making it tough for celebrities,

AP Photo/Alik Keplicz

Iditarod 2014 Peninsula mushers’ progress as of 9 p.m. Sunday

6. Mitch Seavey, out of Kaltag 20. Paul Gebhardt, in Kaltag 36. Travis Beals, out of Galena 40. Kristy Berington, out of Galena 42. Anna Berington, in Galena 45. Danny Seavey, out of Ruby 53. Monica Zappa, Kasilof, out of Cripple

In this Aug. 28, 2010 file photo, Courtney Love of the U.S. band Hole performs at the Sluzewiec Racing Track in Poland. when a California jury decided recently that Love shouldn’t have to pay $8 million for a troublesome tweet about her former lawyer, she became just the latest person to lean on New York Times Obituaries..................... A-3 Opinion......................... A-4 v. Sullivan.

Kenai approves new P&Z meeting changes

By DAN BALMER Peninsula Clarion

The Kenai City Council unanimously approved an ordinance to allow telephonic participation for the Planning and Zoning Commission, but not before one amendment vote hung in the balance on a disconnected call Wednesday night.

With council members Mike Boyle and Tim Navarre participating telephonically at Wednesday’s city council meeting, an amendment proposed by council member Robert Molloy to reduce the number of callins commissioners could make be reduced from four to two in a calendar year was up for a vote. The verdict was split 3 to 3 when Vice-Mayor Ryan Marquis asked for Boyle’s vote.

No answer. Boyle’s call had been dropped and the council took a slight recess until he called back.

“You are the swing vote,” Marquis said.

Boyle voted yes and the amendment passed, 4-3. The council approved all four amendments, two suggested by Mayor Pat Porter and the other two by Molloy. The council unanimously passed the ordinance, after more than three months of it being on their agenda.

The ordinance was postponed at the Feb. 19 meeting so amendments proposed by Molloy could be finalized. At that meeting, Porter and Navarre participated telephonically and Porter motioned to delay the vote so she could review the amendments in person.

On Wednesday, Porter passed the gavel over to vicemayor Marquis so she could make two amendments to the ordinance. The first requiring a quorum of four commissioners always to be present at each meeting. The other being when the commission act as a quasijudicial body making decisions on conditional use permits, only people present could vote.

Molloy said the mayor made a good compromise with her amendments. He said he originally did not support the ordinance because the commission used the same template for the city council on telephonic participation and he does not see the two bodies as functioning the same way.

“It is like comparing apples to oranges,” he said. “Council meets 35 times a year while planning and zoning meets 17 times.”

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politicians and other public figures to win libel suits.

Newspapers, magazines, radio and television stations were the primary means of publishing when the Sullivan case was decided. Today, the case applies equally to new media such as Twitter, Facebook and blogs.

Because of the ease of publishing online, more people may claim the protections granted

by the decision and others that followed.

“It seems reasonably clear that the protections afforded by Sullivan and the cases that came after it apply to both media and non-media speakers,” said Lee Levine, a First Amendment lawyer who co-wrote a recent book on the case.

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“Technology has afforded everyone — and not just people who can afford to buy a printing press or own a broadcast station — the ability to disseminate information to the world. That has increased the opportunities for those people to publish defamatory statements to a very broad audience,” Levine said.

Levine said it’s unclear whether that opportunity will lead to more libel suits, cases brought over the publication of false information that injures someone’s reputation. More ways to communicate could mean more suits, or there could be fewer because people may discount what they read online, and it may not be worth suing individuals who don’t have corporations’ wealth.

“Today one of the reasons I think we don’t have as many libel cases is not just because the Sullivan rule is so widely accepted by everyone, but in a digital world there’s so much greater opportunity for response,” said Bruce W. Sanford, a Washington-based First Amendment lawyer.

If one person says something untrue online, the person being spoken about has many more avenues to reply, agreed David Ardia, a University of North Carolina law professor and the co-director of the school’s Center for Media Law and Policy.

In the 1960s, the only way to respond to libel and “reach an audience was to get into the same newspaper, and that’s no longer the case,” he said, adding that the “megaphone” of the Internet is available to everyone.

The Internet was a long way off when the Sullivan case began in 1960. It started when the Times published a civil rights group’s full-page ad, with the title “Heed Their Rising Voices,” that described the brutal treatment of civil rights demonstrators in the South.

Egged on by a local newspaper editorial urging all Alabamians to sue, a Montgomery, Ala., city official named L.B. Sullivan claimed his reputation had been sullied by the ad’s errors, though neither he nor any other official was named in it. Under state law preceding the Supreme Court decision,

Sullivan won a judgment of $500,000, and the Times faced millions more in other suits.

The legal peril prompted the Times to pull all its reporters out of Alabama at a time of keen news interest in the civil rights movement.

Sullivan ultimately lost at the Supreme Court. Justice William Brennan, writing for a unanimous court, acknowledged that published errors can harm a person’s reputation. But Brennan, himself ambivalent about reporters even as he emerged as a defender of press freedoms, and his colleagues also decided that it should be tough for public officials to win libel suits.

False statements are an inevitable part of the free debate that is fundamental to the American system of government and must be protected, Brennan wrote. The only way to win: Show that the false statement was made knowingly or with “reckless disregard for the truth.” The decision freed news organizations to write about the civil rights movement without fearing lawsuits.

The Sullivan decision and others that followed haven’t been without criticism, however, including some from three justices now on the Supreme Court.

At her high court confirmation hearing in 2010, Elena Kagan said the principle laid out in the case is vital to free speech, but she noted that it allows for serious harm to a person’s reputation without any compensation or remedy.

Still, scholars including Robert Sack, a federal judge who specialized in media law while in private practice, say the Sullivan decision has become so much part of the law that it’s hard to see it being overturned.

That means anyone finding themselves in singer Love’s situation may turn to the decision. In Love’s case, the singer tweeted about a former lawyer, writing that the woman had been “bought off” in a suit involving the estate of Love’s late husband, musician Kurt Cobain. The lawyer, Rhonda Holmes, sued for $8 million, claiming the tweet was false and had hurt her reputation.

But Holmes ran up against the Sullivan rule. A jury found in January that though Love published a false statement, she didn’t know it was false.

Photos by Rashah McChesney/Peninsula Clarion

Kash Bishop, 3, eyeballs a piece of fry bread as Kaydence Monti, 6, digs in during the monthly “Fry Bread Friday” Friday at Ft. Kenay in Kenai. Proceeds from the fledgling fundraiser benefit the Holy Assumption of the Virgin Mary Russian Orthodox Church where volunteers are raising funds for a fire suppression system.

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rector at the church, said money was being raised for a fire suppression system at the church.

Gray estimated last year that the fire system would cost about $50,000.

She said it was needed to protect the church’s icons.

During the off-season, Fry Bread Fridays happen once a month, but during the tourism season the group hosts one each week.

Gray said sightseers in Old Town often wander by the building.

“They’ll see our sign and some will say, ‘What is fry bread?’ So, usually one of us is out there with a platter with little cut up pieces so they can try it. It’s our little

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teaser,” she said.

Also available are beef or salmon pirozhki, fresh-baked cinnamon rolls, whole wheat bread, Russian tea cakes, coffee, brownies and a whole host of trinkets.

ture of new customers and those who had their routine down like Mary Lou Bottorf.

“Fry bread Friday,” Bottorf shouted as she walked through the heavy wooden Reach Rashah McChesney front door. at rashah.mcchesney@penin“Mary Lou, how are you?”

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Left: Volunteer Lydia Pollard spent her afternoon cooking and joking with customers Friday during “Fry Bread Friday.”

Right: Volunteer Dorothy Gray sprinkles powdered sugar on a stack of fry bread for a waiting customer.

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A stack of fresh fry bread sits atop a stove at Ft. Kenay Volunteers said the could sell 120 pieces on a busy day.

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yelled Pollard in response.

The two shared a laugh as Bottorf loaded up on treats.

“I like to come in and bother everyone,” Bottorf said. “I know these people, they’re my friends.”

Others like Ann Evans were easily assimilated into the happy chaos of the kitchen.

“How many scoops should I put in?” said Pat “Juney” Mullan, another volunteer who stood near the ordering counter with a coffee container as he prepared to brew a fresh pot.

“I told him two scoops,” Evans said as she and a companion browsed the tables of sale items while eating their food.

“It’s my first time here,” said the Sterling resident. “We were driving around sight-seeing and saw the sign. It’s excellent, very tasty.”

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Obituary Kenneth Lee Saner Kenneth Lee Saner, 82, of Lancaster, Mo., passed away on Friday, Feb. 28, 2014 at the Scotland County Hospital in Memphis, Mo. The son of Lowell Fredrick and Josie Olive (Slater) Saner, he was born on Oct. 15, 1931 in rural Schuyler County, Mo. On Nov. 19, 1960 at the Glenwood Christian Church in Glenwood, Mo., he was united in marriage to Mary Louise Lucas and to this union three children were born, Scott, Joanna, and Stanley.

Survivors include his children, Scott Allen Saner and wife Tina of Ardmore, Okla., Joanna Vanlandingham and husband, Brad of Lancaster, Mo., Stanley Lowell Saner and wife, Shellie of Kenai; nine grandchildren, Colin Saner, Annakje, Ariel, Jasper and Amber Vanlandingham, Timothy Saner, Trenton Saner, Alexandra Shire, Cassandra Shire; two great-grandchildren, Destiny Pierren and Jakob West; aunt, Marjorie West of Lancaster, Mo., and uncle, Charles Gossman and wife, Joann of Edina, Mo., whom he considered as a sister and brother since they were raised together

by Kenneth’s parents; other family members and many good friends.

Kenneth was preceded in death by his parents and his wife Mary, who passed on March 26, 2009.

Kenneth served his country in the United States Navy. After being honorably discharged, he attended college and became a Civil Engineer. He came to Alaska with his family in 1965 to work with the Forest Service helping to lay out many trails and campgrounds that are used to this day on the Kenai Peninsula. In 1969 he was employed with Tesoro Alaska Petroleum Refinery as an instrument tech, and moved up to Maintenance Superintendent from which he retired in 1994.

He was an avid pilot and Chaplain for the Civil Air Patrol for most of his adult life. He also flew in and out of the Bush in Alaska helping aid in many search and rescue missions. He was also a dedicated softball “grandpa”!

Kenneth was a very active member and elder of the Church of Christ in Kirksville, Mo. as long as his health permitted.

As per Kenneth’s wishes, his body has been cremated.

In lieu of flowers, memorials have been established for the Schuyler County Nutrition Site, Schuyler R-I Softball program or the Church of Christ in Kirksville, Mo. Online condolences may be expressed to the family by logging on to normanfh.com.

Arrangements are under the direction of the Norman Funeral Home of Lancaster, Mo.

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Pending service/Death notices are brief notices listing full name, age, date and place of death; and time, date and place of service. These are published at no charge.

Obituaries are prepared by families, funeral homes, crematoriums, and are edited by our staff according to newspaper guidelines. The fee for obituaries up to 500 words with one black and white photo ranges from $50 to $100. Obituaries outside these guidelines are handled by the Clarion advertising department.

Obituaries may be submitted directly to the Clarion with prepayment, online at www.peninsulaclarion.com, or by mail to: Peninsula Clarion, P.O. Box 3009, Kenai, Alaska, 99611.

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Joe Kashi photographs a piece of art as local artist Jim Evenson interrupts during the reception for a juried all-media show Friday at the Kenai Fine Arts Center in Kenai, Alaska. Evenson, the show’s judge, asked Kashi for an introduction to the room before he spoke about the pieces he selected. Kashi grinned and said “You just want me to do it because I’m loud.”

Photo by Rashah McChesney/ Peninsula Clarion

Learn how to be the voice of a child in need Tuesday, March 18 at 5:30 p.m. The meeting will be at the Kenatize Indian Tribe’s administration building at 150 N. Willow St. in Kenai.

For more information about the Kenai Peninsula CASA Bear baiting clinics scheduled program, contact Tyler Nichols at 335-7229 or at tnichols@ The Alaska Department of Fish and Game will host four kenaitze.org. black/brown bear baiting clinics on the Kenai Peninsula. Hunters may establish bait stations in certain areas, including arBuild skills at KPC eas within Game Management Units 7 and 15, after successfully completing a Fish and Game-approved bear baiting clinic.

Free basic skill building help in math, writing and reading Hunter who already have been certified are not required to re- is available in the Learning Center at Kenai Peninsula College certify. The clinic is 3 hours long and proved free of charge to in Room 153. For more information, call the Learning Center the public. at 262-0327.

Clinic dates, times and locations: — Wednesday, March 26 at 6 p.m. at the education center Nikiski Pool posts spring break hours at the Kenai National Wildlife Refuge headquarters on Ski Hill The Nikiski Pool will be open one hour later for swimming Road in Soldotna; — Thursday, March 27 at 6 p.m. in the NERRS Building, Tuesday-Thursday during school vacation, 7 a.m.-5 p.m. and 6-9 p.m. with the waterslide open daily at 1 p.m.; Friday, 7 2181 Kachemak Drive in Homer; — Tuesday, April 15 at 6 p.m. in the Cook Inlet Aquaculture a.m.-5 p.m. and 6-9 p.m., with the waterslide open all day; and Saturday and Sunday, 1-5 p.m. and 6-9 p.m. with the waterslide Building, 40610 Kalifornsky Beach Road in Kenai; — Friday, May 2 at 6 p.m. during the Kenai Peninsula Sport, open all day. The pool is closed on Mondays. Please call 776Rec and Trade Show at the Soldotna Regional Sports Com- 8800 for more information. plex.

An online bear bait clinic is available for anyone 16 and Garden Club talks high tunnels older wishing to become certified to register a bait station. Visit The Central Peninsula Garden Club will host a presentation www.adfg.alaska.gov for more information or call 907-262on “What’s New With the High Tunnel Program — LOTS!” at 9368 in Soldotna or 907-235-8191 in Homer.

7 p.m. Tuesday, March 11 at the Cook Inlet Aquaculture Building, Mile 16.5 Kalifornsky Beach Road. Soil ConservationCourt Appointed Special Advocates needed ist Pam Voeller will share new program details and a panel of The Kenaitze Indian Tribe will hold a meeting to provide experienced, local tunnel growers will show and tell what has information to people interested in becoming Court Appointed worked for them. The presentation is free and open to the pubSpecial Advocate (CASA) volunteers. CASA volunteers advo- lic, with refreshments and sometimes door prizes. cate for abused and neglected children in both tribal and state courts.

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Today • Alcoholics Anonymous Free- port group “Men’s Stag” at URS 4 p.m.

• Narcotics Anonymous sup- dom Group meets at the Soldot- Club, 405 Overland Drive, Kenai. port group “Twisted Sisters” at The Community Calendar lists URS Club, 405 Overland Drive, recurring events and meetings Kenai.

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Social media not the best way to spread the news Social media can be a wonderful tool. With things like Facebook and Twitter, government entities have the ability to quickly share information with a large number of people.

But with that ability comes a responsibility to make sure that information is communicated accurately and completely.

Doing that requires more than just a post on a Facebook page.

This week, a post on the Kenai Peninsula School District’s Facebook page noted that two students had been located after going missing from the Tustumena Elementary School campus during the school day. They were gone for about three hours before Alaska State Troopers found them. The Facebook post was made at 5:53 p.m. Monday after the students were located.

According to the post, law enforcement was contacted, and a search began. It goes on to read that, “Without releasing specific details, we are happy to report that both students were located, and no students in the school or community were in danger at any time in regard to this incident.”

In response to a question from a commenter about whether an alert had been issued, the district wrote that the initial “post was simply proactive in case rumors spread; we wanted everyone to know the students were safe.”

While we appreciate the district’s intent, social media posts with no specific details are exactly how rumors get started.

This is not the first time the district has used its Facebook page to communicate with the roughly 3,500 followers it has, rather than a more formal release of information.

In January, when a charter bus full of students crashed on the Richardson Highway, district staff posted on two different Facebook pages rather than taking the time to aggregate the information they had — and didn’t have — into a media release. The resulting rumors, several of which were communicated to Clarion staff, could have easily been dispelled had the district been more forthright and proactive with communicating to local media rather than relying on a notoriously inaccurate source of information to communicate news.

Government bodies should be held — should hold themselves — to a higher standard when communicating with the public. When a significant public safety issue arises — and two children missing from school seems to qualify — every effort should be made to provide the public with accurate, timely and detailed information. That means contacting local media, not simply posting to Facebook after the fact.

Certainly, the school district makes numerous more detailed posts on its Facebook page, such as one about a Department of Health and Social Services alerting the public to a cluster of cases of chicken pox in the area. In that case, the district’s post includes the DHSS press release in its entirety, as well as links to additional resources. And while the district frequently issues press releases to local media outlets, the Clarion received no release regarding this particular incident.

Keeping the public informed is no easy task. While we’re relieved that the two students were safe and sound when they were located, the district can do a better job of keeping the public informed. Perhaps the residents of Kasilof, had they been informed through local radio and newspaper channels, could have helped troopers locate the children.

The school district is in the business of educating while local media is in the business of communication. The school district should be working to develop open lines of communication, especially in situations where accurate and timely releases of news are paramount — rather than posting to a social network that is widely used as a source for spreading rumors.

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Pressuring the wrong country The Obama administration is showing it can be tough on foreign policy. Unfortunately, that toughness is not directed at Russia and its incursion into Crimea, but at Israel, America’s ally.

In an interview with President Obama, prior to the Washington arrival of Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu, Jeffrey Goldberg of Bloomberg.com writes that the president planned to tell Netanyahu “that his country could face a bleak future — one of international isolation and demographic disaster — if he refuses to endorse a U.S.-drafted framework agreement for peace with the Palestinians.”

Goldberg adds, “Obama will warn Netanyahu that time is running out for Israel as a Jewish-majority democracy.”

“There is an existential threat to Israel,” Secretary of State John Kerry told the Saban Forum in December, “...that makes it impossible for Israel to preserve its future as a democratic, Jewish state without resolving the Israeli-Palestinian conflict in a two-state solution.” Scare tactic, or no?

There are two obvious flaws in this approach toward Israel. One is that the proposed peace plan cannot work without Palestinian-Israeli reciprocity. For decades, anti-Semitic pronouncements and propaganda have dominated radical Muslim thinking. Wars and terrorist attacks have been launched against Israel in hopes of ridding the region of any Jewish presence. In some Arab textbooks, in videos, in the Arab press and in fundamentalist Muslim sermons, the aim of radical Islamists is to wipe Israel off the map by whatever means necessary.

No entity that believes it has direct orders from God to kill those who do not believe as they do is going to anger God by

making agreements with people they regard as infidels. The former president of Iran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, articulated the thinking of many Arabs and Muslims when he said in 2005 that Is- Cal Thomas rael is a “tumor” and that a Palestinian state is just the “first step” toward Israel’s annihilation.

The other flaw in the administration’s thinking is the “demographic disaster” it claims Israel faces if it does not work to establish a Palestinian state.

According to data compiled by former Israeli diplomat Yoram Ettinger, drawn from the 2013 CIA World Factbook and other sources, the idea that Israel is being overwhelmed by an Arab population with a higher birthrate is incorrect.

Ettinger points to an article written by Rasha Abou Jalal, a Gaza journalist, who wrote: “While Islam calls for believers to bear many children and prohibits the use of birth control, new Palestinian generations are defying tradition and leaning toward limiting the number of children they have.” Jalal credits, or blames, a desire among Palestinians to improve their lives.

“The unprecedented decline in Muslim fertility,” writes Ettinger, “has been driven by modernity (including) accelerated women’s rights, urbanization, education, career mentality and family planning.”

A June 2012 study by the Washington-based Population Reference Bureau (PRB) supports Ettinger’s position. It

found that “Seventy-two percent of 15- to 49-year-old Palestinian married women prefer to avoid pregnancy, as do 78 percent in Morocco, 71 percent in Jordan, 69 percent in Egypt and Libya, 68 percent in Syria, 63 percent in Iraq and 61 percent in Yemen.” The PRB also states “a growing number of women are using contraception, as family planning services have expanded in the Arab region.”

Meanwhile, the birthrate among Israeli women has increased markedly.

Ettinger writes of a “robust 66 percent Jewish majority in the combined area of Judea, Samaria and pre-1967 Israel.”

By contrast, Jews were in the minority in earlier eras, comprising only 9 percent of that region’s population in 1900 and 39 percent in 1947. Writes Ettinger: “All doomsday demographic projections have failed due to their reliance on past demographic data, underestimating Jewish fertility, overestimating Arab fertility and discarding the feasibility of significant waves of Aliyah (Jewish immigration).”

Since 2010, five nuclear scientists have been assassinated in Iran. Some believe Israel is somehow responsible, which, according to CBS News.com, prompted the Obama administration to send “strong signals” that the U.S. “did not want Israel to continue the assassinations.” Yet, the president has not taken sufficient action to prevent Iran from acquiring nuclear weapons, which then could be used against Israel. Which deadly outcome is the most egregious?

When it comes to Israel and Crimea, this administration has it backward.

Readers may e-mail Cal Thomas at tcaeditors@tribune.com

Sleeping through the campaign President Barack Obama seemed to be seeing some wall handwriting at a recent fundraiser, worrying out loud about how Republicans might take over the Senate.

He was bemoaning the way the same inspired Democrats who turned out to elect him stay at home, unmotivated during midterms, or as he put it, “We get a little sleepy.”

He has good reason to worry, and not just because the GOP would control both houses of Congress (assuming you want to call John Boehner’s speakership “control”). In particular, he and his team in the White House will pay a huge price if Republicans take over the Senate.

All that has saved the country from their worst instincts is Democratic Majority Leader Harry Reid running roughshod over Mitch McConnell and his Republican minority, shredding traditional rules of cooperation in the process. What if McConnell (or his successor, if he’s upset in Kentucky) has the votes to turn the screws on the minority Democrats, in a “turnabout is foul play” scenario? Well, you can kiss any administration initiatives in the last two years of the Barack Obama presidency goodbye.

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Federal judges at all levels are there for life, unless they really mess up. But they won’t have any life when their names are sub- Bob Franken mitted to a GOP Senate.

More and more, that plausibility is edging toward possibility, if not probability. The GOP needs to pick up six seats. Thirty-four are up for grabs this year. Most of them are in red states. In some of them, like Alaska and particularly Arkansas, Democratic incumbents, as the man said, are in “deep doo-doo.”

Not only that, but Republican extremists are resisting the urge to choose nutcases as candidates. In Texas, of all places, moderation ruled the day as John Cornyn (a moderate by comparison) rolled over a tea party cast of characters that would have opened their side up to constant embarrassment. In Colorado, Ken Buck, a man who can’t speak without causing ridicule, has stepped aside from the GOP Senate race for Congressman Cory Gardner, who has demonstrated an ability to not constantly put his foot in his mouth.

Buck will run for Gardner’s seat in the House, where he’d be right at home. All

this is bad news to the Democratic incumbent Mark Udall, who will no longer be able to count on Buck’s misogynistic utterances to propel him to another term.

In addition, many of the super-rich are lavishing money on Republican campaigns. Already, organizations led by the infamous Koch brothers have dropped $30 million on Senate races, largely for attack ads against Democrats. And it’s only March. Reid, never a nuance kinda guy, in an unusual move, went to the Senate floor to dump on the Kochs: “What is un-American is when shadowy billionaires pour unlimited money into our democracy to rig the system to benefit themselves and the wealthiest 1 percent.”

Democrats like Harry Reid want to somehow roust supporters from their hibernation by issuing dire warnings and trying to find ways to exploit a general disgust over economic inequality. That explains their incessant push of minimum-wage legislation. But Republicans have their own issue. We all know what it is — it was handed to them by those in the Obama ranks who so carelessly fouled up the disastrous startup of the revised health-care system.

So those on the right don’t need to rile up those on their side. They won’t be “sleepy,” and they might very well make Barack Obama’s last two years a nightmare for him.

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n On Feb. 28 at 8:51 p.m., the Alaska Bureau of Highway Patrol, Kenai Peninsula Team, stopped a blue 2010 Ford car on Island Lake Road in Nikiski for multiple traffic violations.

Investigation revealed that the 17-year-old female driver was in possession of marijuana.

The marijuana was seized and she was released to parents.

The pending criminal charge of sixth-degree misconduct involving a controlled substance was referred to juvenile authorities. n On Feb. 28 at 10:59 p.m., the Highway Patrol, Kenai Peninsula Team, stopped a blue 1999 Dodge SUV for inoperable turn signals near Mile 11 of the Kenai Spur Highway. Investigation revealed that Jesus Bakkar Silves, 18, of Kenai, was driving in violation of his instructional permit. He was issued a misdemeanor citation and released. n On Feb. 17 at 12:07 a.m., the Bureau of Highway Patrol, Kenai Peninsula Team, conducted a traffic stop on a red 2006 Chevrolet truck for an equipment violation near Mile 112 of the Sterling Highway.

Investigation revealed that Clifford E. Albrecht, 37, of Anchor Point, was operating the motor vehicle with a suspended operator’s license for the original charge of failing to pay fines. Albrecht was arrested for driving while license suspended and taken to jail on $500 bail. n On Feb. 26 at about 5:40 p.m., Alaska State Troopers conducted a traffic stop on Jake Morris, 68, of Juneau, in Sterling. Morris’s operator license was revoked for driving under the influence, and he was required to have an ignition interlock device. Morris was arrested for driving while license revoked and driving in violation of license limitations and was taken to Wildwood Pretrial Facility on $1,000 bail.

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Police reports n On March 3 at 8:23 p.m., Alaska State Troopers responded to a boater in distress in Kachemak Bay. Mark Makris, 27, of Anchorage, was attempting to reach Seldovia from Homer by canoe. Makris departed the Homer Harbor at about 5:30 p.m. with the intent of reaching Seldovia within five hours. Troopers were able to locate and rescue Makris and return him to the Homer Harbor without injuries. n On March 3 at 4:07 p.m., the Soldotna Public Safety Dispatch Center began receiving reports of a motor vehicle collision near Mile 155 of the Sterling Highway in Anchor Point.

Investigation determined that the crash happened between a southbound 1998 Toyota Tacoma and a northbound 2005 Ford Taurus. Both vehicles exited the west side of the road and rolled numerous times. The driver of the Toyota, Mark Shufelt, 51, of Homer, was not wearing a seat belt and was ejected from the vehicle. He sustained lifethreatening injuries and was flown to Anchorage for treatment, where he is listed in critical condition. The driver of the Taurus, Donald Krech, 56, of Ninilchik, and his passenger, Timothy Johnson, 54, of Ninilchik, were both wearing seat belts and sustained non-lifethreatening injuries. They were taken to South Peninsula Hospital in Homer for treatment.

The circumstances surrounding the crash are still under investigation. n On March 3 at 7:49 p.m., Alaska State Troopers conducted a traffic stop on a vehicle for a moving violation, near Beaver Loop Road and the Kenai Spur Highway. Investigation revealed that Austin Smith, 24, of Kenai, had an outstanding arrest warrant and was driving in violation of limitations set on

his driver’s license. Smith was arrested and taken to Wildwood Pretrial Facility on $1,000 bail. n On March 2 at 1:16 a.m., the Bureau of Highway Patrol, Kenai Peninsula Team, conducted a traffic stop on a gold 1999 Toyota Camry after observing the vehicle commit a moving violation. Investigation revealed that Sara J. Wood, 26, of Kenai, was texting while driving and that she was driving under the influence. Wood was also found to be in possession of marijuana. She was arrested for driving under the influence, texting while driving and sixthdegree misconduct involving a controlled substance and was taken to Wildwood Pretrial, where she was held without bail, due to this being her second driving under the influence offense within the last 10 years. n On March 1 at 9:47 p.m., the Bureau of Highway Patrol, Kenai Peninsula Team, conducted a traffic stop near Mile 95 of the Sterling Highway on an older model Chevrolet truck after observing a moving violation. Upon contact, an intoxicated passenger in the vehicle was identified as Shaun R. Nichols, 46, of Soldotna.

Investigation revealed that Nichols is on Department of Corrections probation for the original charge of felony driving under the influence. Nichols was found to have been consuming alcohol and in possession of marijuana, in violation of his probation. Nichols was arrested for violating probation and sixth-degree misconduct involving a controlled substance and was taken to Wildwood Pretrial. n On March 4 at about 5:00 p.m., Soldotna police contacted

John N. Connell, 27, of Soldotna, at a residence on Farnsworth Boulevard and arrested him on an outstanding warrant for failure to appear. He was taken to Wildwood Pretrial Facility on $500 bail. n On March 4 at 6:47 p.m., Soldotna police stopped a vehicle on Kobuk Street at Beluga Avenue. Dyan L. Hubbard, 42, of Kenai, was issued a criminal citation for not having vehicle liability insurance and released. n On March 3 at 2:43 a.m., Soldotna police conducted a welfare check on a 13-year-old female pedestrian on Binkley Street at Redoubt Avenue. Investigation led to the female being issued a criminal citation for minor consuming alcohol and being released to a parent. n On March 3 at 2:51 p.m., Soldotna police stopped a vehicle near the intersection of Marydale Avenue and Kobuk Street. Jeffry D. Melvin, 21, of Soldotna, was issued a criminal citation for not having motor vehicle insurance and released. n On March 3 at 3:58 p.m., Christina N. Land, 31, of Soldotna, came to the Soldotna Police Department, attempting to show a valid proof of insurance in reference to a correctible traffic citation issued earlier. Investigation showed that Land was presenting a forged document as proof of insurance. Land was issued a criminal citation for third-degree forgery in the third degree and released. n On March 1 at about 12:40 a.m., Soldotna police stopped a vehicle at Mile 3.5 of the Kenai Spur Highway. Sharon Holland, 43, of Soldotna, was issued a criminal citation for not having motor vehicle insurance. The vehicle was impounded.

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n On March 1 at 3:15 p.m., Soldotna police contacted a vehicle near Mile 2 of the Kenai Spur Highway after a REDDI (Report Every Dangerous Driver Immediately) report was received. Kathleen R. Whiffen, 47, of Soldotna, was issued a criminal citation for driving without a valid license and released. n On Feb. 28 at 12:45 p.m., Soldotna police received a REDDI report involving a vehicle swerving all over the Sterling Highway as it drove toward Soldotna from Mile 99. The vehicle was located and stopped near the Kobuk Street intersection. Francisco Brownnavarro, 18, of Kasilof, was issued a criminal citation for texting while driving and released. n On March 2, Alaska Wildlife Troopers, Anchor Point Post, cited Josh Tobin, 42, of Homer, for failing to submit a required hunt report, after investigation revealed that Tobin failed to report on his CC001 subsistence caribou hunt after several request from Alaska Department of Fish and Game.

Bail was set at $110. n On March 2, wildlife troopers, Anchor Point Post, cited Joseph Dalebout, 51, of Soldotna, for fishing for king salmon without a king stamp, after investigation revealed he had been fishing in the marine waters near Homer when he caught and retained a king salmon. Dalebout had a valid fishing license but failed to obtain a king salmon stamp. Bail was set at $110. n On March 1, Soldotna dispatch received a report of a disturbance at a residence near 102 Mile of the Sterling Highway. Alaska State Troopers responded to the location and

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contacted a male, who said he was involved in a disturbance with Laura Ludvick, 48, of Soldotna. Investigation revealed that the male had been assaulted by Ludvick. Ludvick was arrested and taken to Wildwood Pretrial without bail. n On March 4 at about 9:30 p.m., Kenai police responded to a disturbance at the Main Street Hotel. Mary Ann Hoelscher, 44, of Nikiski, was arrested for third-degree assault (domestic violence) and false report and was taken to Wildwood Correctional Facility. n On March 5 at about 4:00 p.m., Kenai police conducted a traffic stop on Cook Inlet View Drive near Lilac Lane.

Steven F. Strouf, 40, of Kenai, was arrested for driving while license revoked and a no bail Alaska State Troopers warrant for failing to contact Wildwood on original charges of driving while intoxicated and was taken to Wildwood Correctional Facility. n On March 5 at 10:45 p.m., Alaska State Troopers performed a traffic stop on a 1999 Subaru Legacy being operated by Joseph Newton, 19, of Homer. The vehicle pulled over at Mile 168 of the Sterling Highway in Homer. After pulling to the side of the highway, Newton placed the vehicle in neutral. He failed to engage the emergency brake, and the vehicle rolled backward, striking the 2011 Chevrolet Tahoe patrol vehicle. No injuries were reported. The Subaru sustained an estimated $500 in damage.

There was no apparent damage to the patrol vehicle. Investigation revealed that Newton’s driver’s license was revoked.

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The following judgments recently were handed down in District Court in Kenai: n Ralph L. Wellborn, 63, of Kenai, pleaded guilty to a reduced charge of second-degree harassment, committed Aug. 14. He was sentenced to 90 days in jail with 85 days suspended, may perform 40 hours of community work service in lieu of jail time, was fined a $50 court surcharge, ordered to have no contact with victim unless victim files written consent with the court and placed on probation for one year. n Matthew D. York, 29, of Kenai, pleaded guilty to reckless driving, committed Dec. 13. He was sentenced to 30 days in jail with 25 days suspended, may perform 40 hours of community work service in lieu of jail time, was fined $500 with $250 suspended and a $50 court surcharge, ordered to complete Alcohol Safety Action Program treatment, had his license limited for 60 days and placed on probation for one year. All other charges in this case were dismissed. n Lori A. Ashley, 35, of Anchorage, pleaded guilty to driving under the influence, committed June 21. She was sentenced to 180 days in jail with 177 days suspended, fined $3,000 with $1,500suspended, a $75 court surcharge, $330 cost of imprisonment and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, ordered to complete Alcohol Safety Action Program treatment, had her license revoked for 90 days, ordered ignition interlock for six months and placed on probation for two years. All other charges in this case were dismissed. n Larry D. Beck, 49, of Soldotna, pleaded guilty to an amended charge of disorderly conduct, committed Oct. 23.

He was sentenced to 10 days in jail with nine days suspended, with credit for time served, fined a $50 court surcharge and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended and placed on probation for one year. n Evan Bitterich, 23, of Soldotna, pleaded guilty to fourth-

Court reports degree assault, committed Nov. 27. He was sentenced to 180 days in jail with 150 days suspended, fined a $50 court surcharge and a $150 jai surcharge with $100 suspended, ordered to complete a domestic violence intervention program and a mental health evaluation and comply with recommendations, ordered to possess no controlled substances without a prescription and in original container and was placed on probation for three years. All other charges in this case were dismissed. n Tanner Scott Comoza, 26, of Sterling, pleaded no contest to driving in violation of a license limitation, committed Oct. 24. He was sentenced to 90 days in jail with 80 days suspended, fined $500, a $50 court surcharge and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, ordered to perform 80 hours of community work service, had his license revoked for 90 days and placed on probation for one year. All other charges in this case were dismissed. n Heather Hatti Craig, 42, of Kasilof, pleaded guilty to driving under the influence, committed Feb. 28. She was sentenced to 90 days in jail with 87 days suspended, fined $2,000 with $500 suspended, a $75 court surcharge, $330 cost of imprisonment and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, ordered to complete Alcohol Safety Action Program treatment, had her license revoked for 90 days, ordered ignition interlock for six months and placed on probation for two years. n Mary B. Creighton, 37, of Kasilof, pleaded guilty to violating conditions of release, committed Oct. 4.She was fined a $50 court surcharge and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended and placed on probation for one year. All other charges in this case were dismissed. n James Noel Curtis, 68, of Soldotna, pleaded guilty to driving under the influence,

committed June 27. He was sentenced to 60 days in jail with 57 days suspended, fined $2,000 with $500 suspended, a $75 court surcharge, $330 cost of imprisonment and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, ordered to complete Alcohol Safety Action Program treatment, had his license revoked for 90 days, ordered ignition interlock for six months and placed on probation for one year. All other charges in this case were dismissed. n Michael William Crawford, 33, of Homer, pleaded guilty to an amended charge of sixth-degree misconduct involving a controlled substance, committed Feb. 27. He was sentenced to 20 days in jail with 15 days suspended, may perform 40 hours of community work service in lieu of jail time, was fined $500 with $250 suspended, a $50 court surcharge and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, forfeited items seized and placed on probation for one year. All other charges in this case were dismissed. n Aaron M. Deese, 21, of Kenai, pleaded guilty to an amended charge of negligent driving, committed Oct. 18. He was fined $300 and a $10 court surcharge. n Diane M. Durkin, 49, of Soldotna, pleaded guilty to sixth-degree misconduct involving a controlled substance, committed Dec. 5. She was fined $150 and a $50 court surcharge and forfeited all items seized. n Monieque R. Essig, 50, of Kenai, pleaded guilty to a reduced charge of second-degree harassment, committed May 3.

She was sentenced to 90 days in jail with 89 days suspended (time served), ordered not to consume alcohol and placed on probation for three years. n Duane D. Farring, 40, of Anchorage, pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct, committed July 10. He was sentenced to 10 days in jail with all but time served suspended, fined a $50 court surcharge and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended and placed on probation for one

year. n Jordan Richard Ferguson, 32, of Ninilchik, pleaded guilty to driving while license cancelled, suspended, revoked or limited, committed Feb. 27.

He was sentence to 20 days in jai with 10 days suspended, may perform 80 hours of community work service in lieu of jail time, was fined a $50 court surcharge and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, had his license revoked for 90 days and placed on probation for one year. All other charges in this case were dismissed. n Amber G. Felger, 33, of Kasilof, pleaded guilty to fifthdegree criminal mischief, committed Dec. 6. She was sentenced to 20 days in jail with 14 days suspended, fined a $50 court surcharge and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, ordered to pay restitution, ordered to have no contact with victim and not to return to victim’s residence and was placed on probation for one year. All other charges in this case were dismissed. n Levi B. Kvasnikoff, 30, of Anchorage, pleaded guilty to driving under the influence, committed Sept.30. He was sentenced to 30 days in jail, fined $1,500, a $75 court surcharge, $330 cost of imprisonment and a $50 jail surcharge, ordered to complete Alcohol Safety Action Program treatment, had his license revoked for 90 days and ordered ignition interlock for six months. All other charges in this case were dismissed. n Nghiep Vi Luu, 36, of Renton, Washington, pleaded guilty to fourth-degree criminal mischief, committed July 26.

Luu was sentenced to 30 days in jail with 25 days suspended, may perform 40 hours of community work service in lieu of jail time, was fined a $50 court surcharge, ordered to pay restitution and placed on probation for one year. All other charges

in this case were dismissed. n Kellie P. Lynch, 28, of Kasilof, pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct, committed May 31. Lynch was sentenced to 10 days in jail with five days suspended, may perform 40 hours of community work service in lieu of jail time, was fined a $50 court surcharge and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, ordered to complete Alcohol Safety Action Program treatment, ordered not to consume or possess alcohol during probation and placed on probation for one year. n James G. McKenna III, 26, of Soldotna, pleaded guilty to driving under the influence, committed June 13. He was sentenced to 45 days in jail with 42 days suspended, fined $2,000 with $500 suspended, a $75 court surcharge, $330 cost of imprisonment and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, ordered to complete Alcohol Safety Action Program treatment, had his license revoked for 90 days, ordered ignition interlock for six months and placed on probation for one year. All other charges in this case were dismissed. n Gregory R. Monk, 46, of Henderson, Nevada, pleaded guilty to driving under the influence, committed Feb. 27.

He was sentenced to 90 days in jail with 87 days suspended, fined $3,000 with $1,500 suspended, a $75 court surcharge, $330 cost of imprisonment and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, ordered to complete Alcohol Safety Action Program treatment, had his license revoked for 90 days, ordered ignition interlock for six months and placed on probation for one year. n Rani N. Roby, 42, of Wasilla, pleaded guilty to a reduced charge of harassment, committed July 10. Roby was sentenced to 60 days in jail with all but time served suspended,

fined a $50 court surcharge and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended and placed on probation for one year. n Vitoon Towatanasatid, 58, address unknown, pleaded guilty to an amended charge of reckless driving, committed March 1. Towatanasatid was sentenced to 60 days in jail with 55 days suspended, may perform 40 hours of community work service in lieu of jail time, was fined a $50 court surcharge and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, had license revoked for 30 days and was placed on probation for one year. All other charges in this case were dismissed. n Elizabeth M. Wolverton, 34, of Nikiski, pleaded guilty to one count of an amended charge of fourth-degree assault – causing fear of injury and one count of fourth-degree misconduct involving weapons – firing recklessly, committed Jan. 21. On count one, she was sentenced to 90 days in jail with 60 days suspended, fined a $50 court surcharge and a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, ordered to complete Alcohol Safety Action Program treatment, forfeited firearm, ordered to possess no firearms and not to consume or possess alcohol during probation, to obtain a mental health evaluation and follow recommendations and was placed on probation for three years.

On the count of fourth-degree misconduct involving weapons, she was fined a $50 court surcharge and, concurrent with count one, a $150 jail surcharge with $100 suspended, ordered to complete Alcohol Safety Action Program treatment, forfeited firearm, ordered to possess no firearms and not to consume or possess alcohol during probation and was placed on probation for three years. All other charges in this case were dismissed.

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Paul wins CPAC straw poll

By STEVE PEOPLES Associated Press

OXON HILL, Md. — She was not on the speaking program, but Hillary Rodham Clinton had presence at the nation’s largest annual gathering of conservative activists on Saturday, as high-profile Republicans launched a dual effort to attack the prospective Democratic presidential candidate and improve the GOP’s longstanding struggle with women voters.

It was the closing act of a Republican summit that highlighted acute challenges for a party that hasn’t won a presidential election in a decade.

The GOP’s 2008 vice presidential nominee, Sarah Palin, offered a message to all women, a group that has backed Democrats in every presidential election since 1988: “Women, don’t let them use you — unless you choose to be their political pawn, just their piece of accessory on their arm.”

The Republican firebrand was among just a handful of women featured on the main stage during the Conservative Political Action Conference, which offers an early audition for GOP officials weighing a 2016 presidential run and a platform for leading conservatives to put their stamp on the evolving Republican Party.

Thousands of conservative activists, opinion leaders and Republican officials flocked to a hotel just across the Potomac River near Washington.

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Sen. Rand Paul, R-Ky., speaks at the Conservative Political Action Committee annual conference in National Harbor, Md., Friday.

dential preference straw poll, a symbolic victory that reflects his popularity among conservatives who typically hold outsized influence in the GOP’s presidential selection process.

Clinton has yet to announce her 2016 intentions, but she is considered the overwhelming favorite to win her party’s nomination should she run.

Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich charged that Clinton would be “a prison guard for the past” should she become president. Gingrich, a 2012 presidential hopeful, said that Republicans would recapture the White House if the next election is framed as a fight between the past and the future and predicted that the GOP would then “govern for two generations.”

Rep. Michele Bachmann, R-Minn., declared that the former secretary of state “has a lot to explain” should she run

for president, raising pointed questions about Clinton’s work in Russia and Libya. And she challenged the Republican Party’s struggle with women.

“Don’t forget, we are the party, the only party, that had a woman on the presidential ticket this century,” Bachmann, a 2012 presidential candidate, said of Palin.

Men dominated the speaking program for the first two days of the three-day event until the final day.

The imbalance caught the attention of Washington-based conservative blogger, Crystal Wright, a guest panelist on a discussion on how to attract more women.

“Part of it is basic optics. How did we start this conference?

With one gender representing the movement of the conservative party,” she said, suggesting that women participants shouldn’t be

“stacked up on one day.”

After a disappointing 2012 election season, Republican officials acknowledged the need to broaden the GOP’s appeal among the growing bloc of minority voters and women.

“Women are not a ‘coalition.’ They represent more than half the voting population in the country, and our inability to win their votes is losing us elections,” read an exhaustive selfexamination released by the Republican National Committee less than a year ago. Ronald Reagan was the last Republican presidential candidate to win a majority of women voters.

The RNC report found that in order to attract more women, Republicans should become more “inclusive and welcoming” on social issues in particular. “If we are not,” the Republican authors found, “we will limit our ability to attract young people and others, including many women, who agree with us on some but not all issues.”

Despite the aggressive antiClinton rhetoric, speakers also warned that the GOP must coalesce behind a positive agenda to help broaden the party’s appeal in the coming elections.

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Europe urges gas exports from U.S. WASHINGTON (AP) — Four Central European nations are urging the United States to boost natural gas exports to Europe as a hedge against the possibility that Russia could cut off its supply of gas to Ukraine.

Ambassadors from Hungary, Poland, Slovakia and the Czech Republic made their appeal Friday in a letter to House Speaker John Boehner, R-Ohio.

A similar letter was expected to be sent to Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, D-Nev. The letter from the four nations, known as the Visegrad Group, asks for Congress to support speedier approval of natural gas exports, noting that the “presence of U.S. natural gas would be much welcome in Central and Eastern Europe.”

The ambassadors warn that the unrest in Ukraine has brought back Cold War memories and that energy security threatens the region’s residents on a daily basis.

“Gas-to-gas competition in our region is a vital aspect of national security and a key

U.S. interest in the region,” the ambassadors wrote in a letter obtained by The Associated Press.

Ukraine is heavily dependent on Russian natural gas, and previous disputes between Ukraine and Russia have led to gas supply cuts. Russian state gas company Gazprom has increased the pressure on Ukraine’s new government, which now owes $1.89 billion for Russian natural gas, by warning that if Ukraine doesn’t pay off its debt, there could be a repeat of 2009, when Russia cut off supplies to Europe because of a pricing dispute with Ukraine.

Recent advancements have made it possible for gas that normally flows through Ukraine to the EU to instead flow the other direction, so that nations like Poland and Hungary can supply gas to Ukraine if Russia were to cut off its supply. But with gas supplies limited, the region is still vulnerable unless the U.S. makes it easier to import American natural gas, the ambassadors argued.

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Tea party challengers struggle

By THOMAS BEAUMONT Associated Press

AP Photo/Polk County Sheriff’s Office, Tim Telford

This photo released by the Polk County Sheriff’s Office shows a plane nose-diving into the ground after getting tangled with a parachutist, left, Saturday at the South Lakeland Airport in Mulberry, Fla.

Skydiver, pilot treated after midair accident MULBERRY, Fla. — A plane became entangled in the strings of a skydiver’s parachute, sending both crashing into the ground near Tampa, Fla., with both the pilot and jumper hospitalized with minor injuries.

Polk County Sheriff’s Office spokeswoman Carrie Eleazer says 87-year-old pilot Shannon Trembley was doing takeoff and landing maneuvers Saturday in his Cessna at the South Lakeland Airport in Mulberry.

On his third landing pass, the wing of his plane became entangled in the strings of 49-year-old Gainesville skydiver John Frost’s parachute about 75 feet above the ground.

Frost was flung to the ground, and Trembley’s plan nosedived to the surface as well. Eleazer says neither sustained serious injury, but went to the hospital. Frost was treated and released. Trembley was held for observation. The National Transportation Safety Board and FAA are investigating.

Obama to preserve California federal lands KEY LARGO, Fla. — A White House official says President Barack Obama will expand the California Coastal National Monument to include the Point Arena-Stornetta Public Lands. The area represents about 1,665 acres of federal land on California’s Mendocino County coast, just north of Point Arena. The action, expected Tuesday, will expand the monument to include coastal bluff and shelves, tide pools, onshore sand dunes, coastal prairies, riverbanks and the mouth and estuary of the Garcia River.

Then-President Bill Clinton created the California Coastal Monument in 2000. Obama pledged this year to use his presidential authority to preserve more federal lands for future generations. The White House official was not authorized to discuss the matter by name before the formal announcement.

The Washington Post first reported on Obama’s plans.

Boy buried by avalanche tried to bite his way out NEW YORK — An 8-year-old western Montana boy who spent about an hour buried in the snow after a deadly avalanche roared into his backyard says he tried to “lick and bite” his way out before becoming tired and falling asleep.

Phoenix Scoles-Coburn, of Missoula, told “Today” show host Matt Lauer on Friday that he doesn’t remember the moment the Feb. 28 snow slide hit him. He was playing outside with his 10-year-old sister, Coral, when they heard a noise.

“I looked back, and the tree was wobbling so I ran, and the next thing I knew I was in the snow,” the boy said.

Phoenix said he had a bit of an air pocket.

“I tried to lick and like bite my way out because I was too close together to get my hands out,” he said. “Then I got so tired, I just fell asleep.”

Phoenix’s mother, Erin Scoles, said the avalanche sounded like an “airplane crashing in my ears.”

“I saw the avalanche hit them, and then I couldn’t see anything, and then I ran out the door and seriously, within 10 seconds, there was probably a dozen people with shovels,” she told Lauer. “Then a minute later, there were 50 people.

It was amazing.”

Coral said she was able to quickly get herself out of the snow and ran to her mother, who was yelling for her.

Phoenix suffered a laceration to his spleen and was hospitalized for two days.

The avalanche also buried a couple when it hit and destroyed their house in a residential area at the base of Mount Jumbo. Michel Colville and her husband, retired University of Montana professor Fred Allendorf, also eventually were rescued and hospitalized.

Colville died of her injuries two days later. Allendorf remained hospitalized.

Four years after the tea party rocked the political world by ousting several prominent Republicans in Congress, the ultra-conservative movement finds itself with slimmer prospects as it moves into the new election season.

In Tuesday’s first-in-thenation primaries in Texas, the movement mostly settled for having an impact on key races rather than actually winning them. That may become a pattern in other states as primaries continue into the fall, many national GOP strategists believe.

Though the hard-right flank is still powerful in the conservative heartland, its candidates face a different environment than was present in 2010 and 2012, when they won a series of key contests, highlighted by the election of Sen. Ted Cruz in Texas.

“In 2010, the ideological intensity was burning hot inside the GOP giving rise to the tea party,” said Greg Strimple, a Republican pollster and senior adviser to Texas U.S. Sen. John Cornyn. “As the party has moved to meet their concerns, the tea party’s outsized role has

diminished.”

Only one Republican tea party candidate is seen as having a real shot at a GOP Senate nomination this year: Mississippi state Sen. Chris McDaniel, who is challenging six-term Sen. Thad Cochran. No tea party challengers are expected to win in this year’s House races.

Four years ago, 28 of the 60 new Republicans elected to the House were backed by the tea party. Movement favorites won Senate seats in Utah, Wisconsin, New Hampshire, Kentucky, Florida and Texas in the last two elections.

What’s changed is that established Republicans are now highly wary of possible threats and preparing both politically and financially. They’ve been aggressively courting the movement’s most conservative voters for themselves.

Cornyn, who defeated two tea party opponents in Texas this week, spent more than $3 million on advertising and adopted the movement’s issues and fierce rhetoric, especially in denouncing President Barack Obama. He regularly questioned Obama’s truthfulness in explaining the 2012 death of the U.S. ambassador to Libya,

a particular tea party rallying cry.

Mainstream conservative organizations, such as the Chamber of Commerce, have also gotten heavily involved. Groups provided negative research and money for massive advertising blitzes aimed at challengers’ perceived weaknesses.

In Idaho, the chamber has already spent $155,000 on advertising to counter the attempt by tea party challenger Bryan Smith to unseat eight-term Rep. Mike Simpson.

“No question, there’s a lesson learned from past years that you can’t take your opponent for granted,” said Henry Barbour, a Republican National Committee member from Mississippi who is supporting Cochran.

In Texas, in addition to Cornyn’s victory, senior Republican Rep. Pete Sessions racked up 64 percent of the vote in defeating a Dallas-area tea party figure who had accused him of not being conservative enough. Sessions spent more than $300,000 on the race.

The movement’s highlight in Texas was the first-place finish of state lawmaker and talk show host Dan Patrick in

the lieutenant governor’s race.

Patrick placed ahead of incumbent David Dewhurst, who was politically damaged in an unsuccessful Senate bid in 2012.

They will meet in the runoff.

But even without winning races, the tea party is having an impact by pushing many Republicans further to the right and toward its top priorities, especially reducing government spending.

After senior members like Cornyn and Sessions are forced to campaign so hard for hardright support, they may wind up legislating much like the tea party candidates who would have replaced them, tea party activists say.

“The tea party may not be waving the tea party banner everywhere like they did. But that’s because everyone on our side has picked up those issues,” said David Carney, a tea party-oriented strategist advising Texas gubernatorial nominee Greg Abbott.

Many of the tea party candidates in other conservative states this year are stronger than those in Texas. Still, it appears that influence rather than victories may be the movement’s chief achievement this year.

Defense: Plenty in testimony to challenge

By MICHAEL BIESECKER Associated Press

FORT BRAGG, N.C.— Defense lawyers for an Amy general facing sexual assault charges say his accuser’s testimony gave them plenty to challenge as they prepare to crossexamine her on Monday.

The Army captain at the center of the closely watched case testified Friday that Brig. Gen. Jeffrey A. Sinclair twice forced her to perform oral sex on him during their three-year, illicit affair. The woman said the assaults took place in Afghanistan in late 2011 as she grew increasingly despondent over their adulterous relationship.

Both times, she said, they got into arguments that ended with Sinclair unbuttoning his pants and forcing her head into his lap as she cried.

Sinclair, the 51-year-old former deputy commander of the storied 82nd Airborne Division, is believed to be the highestranking U.S. military officer ever court-martialed on sexual assault charges. He could get life in prison if found guilty.

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hoping the plea will limit some of the salacious evidence and reduce the case to his word against hers.

Defense lawyers will likely ask the woman about some of the thousands of text messages she exchanged with the general, many of them sexually explicit.

Four months after she claims Sinclair sexually assaulted her, records show the captain traded a series of affectionate emails with the general. The captain signed off by saying she “owed” him, a code word defense lawyers say the paramours used as a substitute for “love.”

“I hope you are doing super great and feel the positive energy I’m trying to send you way!” she wrote to her alleged abuser. “You will know it’s working if you feel SUPER GREAT today!!! I will always owe you the most Sir!” The trial is unfolding with the Pentagon under heavy pressure to confront what it has called an epidemic of rape and other sexual misconduct in the ranks. On Thursday, the Senate rejected a bill that would have stripped commanders of authority to decide whether to prosecute serious crimes.

Sinclair’s accuser testified that the first assault took place in her office in Kandahar when she told him how she hated her

life, hated working for him and believed the general was just using her for sex.

“He grabbed me by the back of the neck and pushed me down. I tried to pull back, and he put his other hand on my shoulder,” she said. “It felt disgusting. It felt like I had no control over my body.”

She said the second assault took place in his office days later after she asked him to move her to another job. She said that after that episode, they never had sex again.

Asked why she did not come forward and report what happened until March 2012, she said: “I knew if I said anything, it would be my word against his and no one would believe me. I had no way out.”

She also testified in detail about how the affair developed, and said that Sinclair once threatened to kill her and her family — and “do it in a way no one would ever know” — if she ever told anyone about their relationship.

She was given immunity in exchange for her testimony.

Adultery is a crime under military law.

In opening statements, prosecutor Lt. Col. Robert Stelle painted Sinclair as a man who used his authority to intimidate and coerce a female officer nearly 20 years his junior into sex.

Defense lawyers portrayed Sinclair as the victim of a desperately infatuated woman who became angry when she discovered that another woman had sent the general an email that closed with “I love you.”

The defense also contends Sinclair is the target of overzealous prosecutors under political pressure to make an example of him, despite weak evidence and an accuser with a history of telling lies.

The defense is expected to attack her credibility Monday and says she lied about when she found a cellphone with text messages between her and the general. They also point out that when she first confided to a colleague about the affair in March 2012, she made no mention of being assaulted.

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World Strip-search complaint raises questions over stringent Israeli airport security

By DALTON BENNETT Associated Press

JERUSALEM — Jack Angelides was about to board a flight out of Israel’s international airport when he was given a curious choice that baffles him to this day. Traveling with a laptop and a stack of printed reading material, he was told to part with one or the other, due to unspecified security concerns.

The Israel-based British-Cypriot businessman says he negotiated a compromise in which he kept the computer and several pages, checking in the rest of the documents.

“It was a very unpleasant, very uncomfortable” experience, said Angelides, the general manager of the Israeli soccer team Maccabi Tel Aviv.

The tough security is not new, but it is stirring debate. On one side stand those concerned about Israel’s good name, tourism potential and moral standing. On the other are those for whom security arguments can seem close to sacrosanct in a country hit with decades of attacks by Palestinian militants, a series of hijackings in the 1960s and ‘70s, and whose travelers abroad are targeted in terrorist attacks.

SEVASTOPOL, Ukraine — Dozens of military trucks transporting heavily armed soldiers rumbled over Crimea’s rutted roads Saturday as Russia reinforced its armed presence on the disputed peninsula in the Black Sea. Moscow’s foreign minister ruled out any dialogue with Ukraine’s new authorities, whom he dismissed as the puppets of extremists.

The Russians have denied their armed forces are active in Crimea, but an Associated Press reporter trailed one military convoy Saturday afternoon from 25 miles (40 kilometers) west of Feodosia to a military airfield at Gvardeiskoe north of Simferopol, over which a Russian flag flew.

Some of the army green vehicles had Russian license plates and numbers indicating that they were from the Moscow region. Some towed mobile kitchens and what appeared to be mobile medical equipment.

The strategic peninsula in southern Ukraine has become the flashpoint in the battle for Ukraine, where three months of protests sparked by President Victor Yanukovych’s decision to ditch a significant treaty with the 28-nation European Union after strong pressure from Russia led to his downfall. A majority of people in Crimea identify with Russia, and Moscow’s Black Sea Fleet is based in Sevastopol, as is Ukraine’s.

Vladislav Seleznyov, a Crimean-based spokesman for the Ukrainian armed forces, told AP that witnesses had reported seeing amphibious military ships unloading around 200 military vehicles in eastern Crimea on Friday night after apparently having crossed the Straits of Kerch, which separates Crimea from Russian territory.

“Neither the equipment, nor

Lawyer for Mandela resists retirement JOHANNESBURG — One of Nelson Mandela’s closest confidants is still challenging the powers that be, with plenty of guidance from his ancestors, the ancient Greeks.

“Power, even in advanced democracies, is abused. It’s part of life,” said George Bizos, a Greek-born lawyer who defended Mandela at the 1960s trial in which the anti-apartheid leader was sentenced to life in prison.

After the end of white minority rule, many activists in South Africa branched into other fields or eventually retired.

But 85-year-old Bizos, now an executor of Mandela’s will, resists retiring from human rights work.

The advocate, who doesn’t carry a mobile telephone and wears a big suit jacket that hangs loose on his shoulders, works for the Legal Resources Centre, a South African human rights group. He has hammered at police witnesses during an inquiry into the shooting deaths of several dozen protesters by police during a mine strike at Lonmin’s Marikana platinum mine in 2012.

The legal warhorse has tousled white hair, a soft, sometimes quavering voice, describes himself as “computer-illiterate” and sprinkles remarks with references to ancient Greeks credited with building the foundations of democracy.

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CAIRO — As he nears announcing a run for Egypt’s presidency, Field Marshal Abdel-Fattah el-Sissi has been focusing on preparing an economic program, senior generals and government officials say, demonstrating the wariness within the military over the scale of problems facing the country.

The military, Egypt’s most powerful institution, has put its reputation on the line with an el-Sissi presidency, after its top generals publicly backed his candidacy in January. That means it too could face a public backlash if his administration fails in a country that since 2011 has already risen up in massive protests against two presidents.

Two generals close to el-Sissi said the military was well aware of the difficulty in repairing an economy in need of reform even before the 2011 fall of longtime autocrat Hosni Mubark and further wrecked by turmoil since.

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Uniformed men look out of military vehicles bearing no license plates as they travel on the road from Feodosia to Simferopol in the Crimea, Ukraine, Saturday.

the paratroopers have insignia that identify them as Russian, but we have no doubt as to their allegiance,” Seleznyov said.

The amphibious operation appeared to be one of the largest movements of Russian military forces since they appeared in Crimea a week ago.

Seleznyov also said a convoy of more than 60 military trucks was spotted Saturday heading from Feodosia toward Simferopol, the regional capital. An AP reporter caught up with the convoy and trailed it to a Russian-controlled airfield. In the rear of the vehicles, heavily armed soldiers could be seen, though none appeared to have identifying badges or insignia.

Soldiers spat at the reporters following them.

A small plane belonging to the Ukrainian border guards was fired on by “extremists” using automatic weapons as it flew near the administrative border of Crimea, but took evasive maneuvers and escaped unscathed, the Interfax news agency reported, quoting Ukrainian officials.

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erendum on leaving Ukraine to join Russia, and senior lawmakers in Moscow said they would support the move, ignoring sanctions threats and warnings from President Barack Obama that the vote would violate international law.

While the U.S. and the EU urged Russia to engage in dialogue with new Ukrainian authorities, the Kremlin has refused to do so, denouncing the change of power in Ukraine as an “unconstitutional coup.”

Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov said Moscow sees no sense in talking with Ukraine’s new authorities because, in his view, they kowtow to radical nationalists.

“The so-called interim government isn’t independent. It depends, to our great regret, on radical nationalists who have seized power with arms,” he said at a news conference. He said that nationalist groups use “intimidation and terror” to control Ukraine.

Despite that tough talk, the Russian Foreign Ministry said Deputy Foreign Minister Grigory Karasin met Saturday with Ukrainian Ambassador Volod-

ymyr Yelchenko, the first such diplomatic contact since the crisis began. In a terse statement, the ministry said only that they discussed issues related to Russian-Ukrainian ties in a “sincere atmosphere.”

At a news conference in Kiev, Ukraine’s new foreign minister, Andrii Deshchytsi, spoke hopefully about creation of a contact group made up of foreign ministers of various countries to mediate the crisis.

Forming the group was an idea discussed during meetings between Ukraine’s prime minister and European Union leaders in Brussels on Thursday.

Lavrov also spoke by telephone with U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry on Saturday, a U.S. official said on condition of anonymity to describe a private diplomatic conversation.

Kerry “made clear that continued military escalation and provocation in Crimea or elsewhere in Ukraine, along with steps to annex Crimea to Russia would close any available space for diplomacy, and he urged utmost restraint,” the official said. Kerry and Lavrov agreed to speak again soon.

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Oil slicks offer sign that jet crashed Pistorius trial grips

By CHRIS BRUMMITT Associated Press

KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia — Two large oil slicks spotted Saturday by the Vietnamese air force offered the first sign that a jetliner carrying 239 people had crashed into the ocean after vanishing from radar without sending a single distress call.

An international fleet of planes and ships scouted the waters between Malaysia and Vietnam for any clues to the fate of the Malaysian Airlines Boeing 777, which disappeared less than an hour after taking off from Kuala Lumpur bound for Beijing.

The oil slicks sighted off the southern tip of Vietnam were each between 10 kilometers (6 miles) and 15 kilometers (9 miles) long, the Vietnamese government said in a statement.

There was no immediate confirmation that the slicks were related to Flight MH370, but the government said they were consistent with the kind of slick that would be produced by the jet’s two fuel tanks.

After the oil was spotted, authorities suspended the air search for the night. It was to resume Sunday. A sea search continued in the darkness, the airline said.

The jet’s disappearance was

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A woman cries at the arrival hall of the International Airport in Beijing, China, Saturday. Relatives and friends were arriving at Beijing airport for news after a Malaysia Airlines Boeing 777-200 was reported missing on a flight from Kuala Lumpur to Beijing Saturday.

especially mysterious because it apparently happened when the plane was at cruising altitude, not during the more dangerous phases of takeoff or landing.

Just 9 percent of fatal accidents happen when a plane is at cruising altitude, according to a statistical summary of commercial jet accidents done by Boeing.

Malaysia Airlines CEO Ahmad Jauhari Yahya said there was no indication the pilots had sent a distress signal. That might mean that whatever trouble befell the plane happened so fast the crew did not have

time to broadcast even a quick mayday.

The lack of a radio call “suggests something very sudden and very violent happened,” said William Waldock, who teaches accident investigation at Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University in Prescott, Ariz.

The plane was last inspected 10 days ago and found to be “in proper condition,” Ignatius Ong, CEO of Malaysia Airlines subsidiary Firefly airlines, said at a news conference.

Two-thirds of the jet’s passengers were from China. The rest were from elsewhere in

Asia, North America and Europe.

Asked whether terrorism was suspected, Malaysian Prime Minister Najib Razak said authorities were “looking at all possibilities, but it is too early to make any conclusive remarks.”

Contributing to fears of foul play was word from foreign ministries in Italy and Austria that the names of two citizens listed on the flight’s manifest matched the names on two passports reported stolen in Thailand.

Italy’s Foreign Ministry said an Italian man who was listed as being a passenger, Luigi Maraldi, was traveling in Thailand and was not aboard the plane.

It said he reported his passport stolen last August.

Austria’s Foreign Ministry confirmed that a name listed on the manifest matched an Austrian passport reported stolen two years ago in Thailand. It said the Austrian was not on the plane, but would not confirm the person’s identity.

The amount of time needed to find aircraft that go down over the ocean can vary widely.

Planes that crash into relatively shallow areas, like the waters off Vietnam where the Malaysian jet is missing, are far easier to locate and recover than those that plunge deep into undersea canyons or mountain ranges.

Domestic violence cases spark protests

By BASSEM MROUE Associated Press

BEIRUT — Nada Sabbagh received a brief, chilling telephone call from her son-in-law last month telling her: “Come to your daughter. I am going to kill her.”

Sabbagh said by the time she arrived to her daughter’s home in Beirut, her husband had kicked, punched and beaten her with a pressure cooker, leaving her mortally wounded and bleeding on the floor.

“I walked in and started jumping in shock then begged him to let me take her out,” Sabbagh later recounted. She said he responded by saying: “I will not let her out. I want her to die in front of you.”

Manal Assi’s husband, Mohammed Nuheili, was detained shortly afterward and is still being questioned by authorities. It remains unclear if he has a lawyer and he could not be reached for comment.

The killing of Sabbagh’s daughter is one of three domestic violence slayings in Lebanon in recent months, drawing new attention to women’s rights in this country of 4 million people.

Although Lebanon appears very progressive on women rights compared to other countries in the Middle East, domestic violence remains an unspoken problem and the nation’s parliament has yet to vote on a bill protecting women’s rights nearly three years after it was approved by the Cabinet.

“If a woman does not have authority in her house, how can she take an authoritative post (in government)? It starts here,” said Maya al-Ammar, an official with a Lebanese women’s rights group Kafa, Arabic for “Enough.” ‘’If you don’t remove (domestic) violence and the woman can’t become the ruler of herself, she will not be able to be able to take a decision-making post.”

Civil rights activists say that a woman is killed every month by their husbands on average in Lebanon, while thousands are subjected to physical or verbal abuse every year.

Activists are urging Lebanon’s parliament to approve a new law regarding domestic violence at its first meeting after a legislative subcommittee

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Lebanese citizens beat drums during a rally by thousands to mark International Woman’s Day demanding that parliament approves a law that protects women from domestic violence, in Beirut, Lebanon, Saturday.

approved it last year.

Ghassan Moukheiber, the general rapporteur of the parliamentary Human Rights committee, said the reason the law has not been approved is because parliament has not met since a previous Cabinet resigned in March last year. Lebanon was run by a caretaker Cabinet until last month.

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proved once parliament meets.

“I look forward for the voting of this bill because it is going to be a very important and meaningful step toward stopping all sorts of violence against women,” Moukheiber told The Associated Press.

Some Sunni and Shiite Muslim clerics have criticized the proposed law, however, saying it dismantles families.

viewers worldwide

By CHRISTOPHER TORCHIA Associated Press

PRETORIA, South Africa — During breaks in his murder trial, Oscar Pistorius sometimes confers intensely with his camp, murmuring in the ear of his chief defense lawyer. When witnesses testify, the double-amputee athlete takes notes or sits with hands clasped, occasionally covering his face, head bowed, as though troubled by the graphic accounts of how he fatally shot his girlfriend last year.

“Make way,” hefty bodyguards bark at the end of the day as they usher 27-year-old Pistorius, who is free on bail, past jostling journalists and onlookers to a vehicle with tinted windows outside the courthouse in Pretoria, South Africa’s capital.

The drama in the North Gauteng High Court captivates people around the world and especially South Africans, many of whom are getting a look at their own criminal justice system for the first time because, under a judge’s rare order, much of the trial is being televised.

At its core is the shocking tale of a woman slain in the night. The court scene has also become a stew of fallen celebrity, media circus, quirky tradition and the legal parsing of words and memories under the stern oversight of a judge who on Friday warned people in the gallery they would be “chucked out” if they misbehaved. Some discussion seems numbingly repetitive; at other times, the atmosphere is on edge, for example when a doctor testified to seeing Pistorius weeping and praying over his bloodied girlfriend, Reeva Steenkamp.

There is Pistorius’ lead lawyer, Barry Roux, in a black gown, trying to cast doubt on the testimony of prosecution witnesses in what veterans say is standard cross-examination, and what many laymen perceive as a badgering, bullying performance.

“There’s a design on your side to incriminate. And that’s unfortunate. But we’ll deal with it,” Roux said Thursday to Charl Johnson, a neighbor who said he heard a woman’s screams and then gunshots on the night that Pistorius killed Steenkamp.

Pistorius, the first amputee to run in the Olympics, has said he fired through a closed toilet door after mistaking her for an intruder in his home on Feb. 14, 2013; the prosecution alleges he intentionally killed her after an argument.

Chester Missing, a puppet character that satirizes South Africa on television, tweeted: “Next Roux will be cross examining the door: Can you be sure you were closed?”

Roux swings from sarcasm to borderline hostility to a kind of patronizing courtesy with prosecution witnesses, and shows theatrical deference for the red-gowned Judge Thokozile Masipa, a former crime reporter flanked by two assistants.

“My lady, I’m in your hands,” he has said.

In a bow to tradition, the witnesses don’t directly answer Roux and chief prosecutor Gerrie Nel, instead responding “My Lady” as though they were having a conversation with the silent judge on the dais.

At one point, Nel accidentally addressed Masipa as “Madam,” drawing laughs in the austere, wood-lined room and a bashful apology from the prosecutor.

Masipa, who will deliver a verdict because there is no jury under the South African system, has warned the media not to violate a court order that limits the broadcast of witness images as well as the use of camera flashes in the courtroom. She got irritated when a reporter’s laptop made a piercing noise in court.

“Our whole justice system is on trial,” said Marius du Toit, a criminal defense attorney who is not involved in the case. He said the trial gave “ordinary folk” an insight into South African justice, arguing it sets a benchmark even if most people would be unable to afford a legal team of the caliber that is defending Pistorius.

With all the scrutiny, some were surprised at a shaky performance by a court interpreter who was translating witness Michelle Burger’s testimony in Afrikaans into English. Burger, a neighbor of Pistorius, later resorted to English after saying: “Some of the words are not what I am saying.”

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Lifestyle Woman’s business teaches leadership

By ALLISON BATDORFF Traverse City Record-Eagle

TRAVERSE CITY, Mich.

(AP) — Exchanging the blood stripe for a blazer was a “rough” transition, said Angie Morgan.

“I’m my own case study,” Morgan said, referencing her switch from “The Ma’am” — her nickname as an officer in the Marine Corps — to becoming a pharmaceutical salesperson, her first job after leaving military service.

“I ache for other people just starting out after the military.

It’s so intimidating,” Morgan told the Traverse City RecordEagle. “All they believe they know is war-fighting. You don’t know if you’re wearing the right clothes, acting the right way or even speaking the same language.”

Navigating life’s transitions is one of Morgan’s missions.

The Williamsburg resident does that professionally — from her entrepreneurial company Lead Star — and as a volunteer for veterans, women and girls.

Leaders aren’t always born; they can be made, Morgan said.

Many crow “leadership” but few know the nuts, bolts and basics of how to do it, Morgan said.

“You can be told to ‘be a leader.’ You can go to a school reputed to ‘turn out the next generation of leaders.’ You can even ‘lead people’ or manage others without knowing how,” Morgan said. “Leadership is not the job — it’s the behavior.”

Morgan, 38, grew up in Kalkaska and is the middle child of a former high school principal, Gerald Judge, and an English teacher, Marilyn Judge. Morgan graduated from University of Michigan. But she didn’t learn to lead until the Marines showed her how, she said. Her father, a former Marine, en-

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Connecticut could be 1st to curb loud movies

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In a Feb. 17 photo, entrepreneur Angie Morgan, the founding partner of Lead Star, a consulting and training company that teaches leadership principles is seen.

couraged her to join.

“He knew what I was getting into,” Morgan said, referring to the fact that the Marine Corps has the smallest female population of any of the Armed Forces. Only 1,000 of the country’s 180,000 Marines are female officers. “But he thought I could take it.”

Morgan led an all-male public affairs team of combat correspondents. That meant building mutually trusting relationships, creating a harmonious environment and maintaining open communication so conflicts could be dealt with and resolved, she said. It also meant listening, a trait Morgan attributes to her mother.

Listening through the thin walls that separated her from her team of 18 to 24-year-old men also means that Morgan’s young boys — now 3 and 8 won’t be able to surprise her, she said.

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Morgan’s bread and butter.

The founding partner of Lead Star runs an impressive client list of Fortune 500 executives from companies like Facebook, FedEx, Google and 3M through leadership training and strategy. The company — cofounded with Morgan’s Marine buddy Courtney Lynch — grew out of the women’s bestselling book “Leading from the Front: No Excuse Leadership Tactics for Women.”

Morgan and Lynch run a 10-person shop that’s entirely virtual, with employees dotting the East Coast. Lead Star even goes full circle with a government contract to provide civilian leadership training on Marine Corps bases.

But Morgan also extends her expertise to anyone who is struggling, pro bono. She invites people to send their re-

sumes to her for insight and polish and volunteers for a number of agencies, including Hope for the Warriors and the Marine Corps Heritage Foundation. Morgan will be the keynote speaker for the Junior Achievement Youth Summit this month, said Allison Beers, owner of Events North. Beers is planning the conference.

“Angie is the embodiment of the perfect female leader. She gets her message across, leads by example and cares about her community,” Beers said. “She’s just a genuine, honest and charismatic person.”

Helping people through transitions — out of the military, into a new job, out of school, back to work — is mission work to Morgan. People are “vulnerable” in those shaky months between periods of firm footing, she said.

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NEW HAVEN, Conn. — Connecticut could become the first state to curb loud movies under proposed legislation that’s drawing opposition from the Motion Picture Association of America.

The legislature’s Public Safety and Security Committee is considering the bill, which would prevent theaters from showing a film or preview that exceeded 85 decibels. The National Institute for Occupational Safety and Health recommends noise should be kept below 85 decibels for workers for eight hours to minimize hearing loss.

“Hopefully this will be a wakeup call to the theater owners and the MPAA to get their act together and do something that’s good for the public and still will satisfy their needs,” said William Young, a Stamford resident and chemical industry consultant who has pushed the measure. “Why they need such loud sounds is beyond me.”

Jon Griffin, a policy specialist with the National Conference of State Legislatures, said he believes Connecticut would be the first state to regulate the maximum decibel level at movies. Vans Stevenson, a senior vice president with the MPAA, also said the issue is not regulated.

A New York lawmaker has unsuccessfully pushed

a measure that called for preventing trailers and commercials from playing louder than feature films.

Dr. Robert Dobie, a professor at the University of Texas who is an expert in noise-induced hearing loss, said the 85-decibel standard is for workers’ prolonged exposure, not occasional loud sounds from a movie.

“The exposure is so brief and intermittent that no one with any expertise would ever say that they have any real risk of hazard or harm,” Dobie said. “I feel quite comfortable that the exposures are not anywhere near hazardous. It’s the combination of level and duration that matters.”

For comparison, the American Tinnitus Association says 85 decibels is the sound of average traffic, 80 decibels is the sound of an alarm clock 2 feet away and 100 decibels is the sound of a blow dryer.

Stevenson told the committee at a hearing this past week that the legislation is unnecessary and undermines voluntary standards adopted by companies and theaters that set appropriate sound levels. A standard was developed at the request of theater owners to address audience complaints about excessively loud trailers and significant steps have been taken to voluntarily reduce volume levels, the association said.

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State sues over North Pole refinery contamination Lawsuit says current and former owner of the site should pay for continuing fallout from spill FAIRBANKS — The state of Alaska has sued current and former owners of a North Pole refinery, claiming both caused or failed to stop a chemical spill that has damaged soil and groundwater.

The lawsuit filed Thursday claims current owner Flint Hills Resources and former owner Williams Alaska should pay for cleaning up sulfolane in North Pole, the Fairbanks Daily News-Miner reported.

The two caused or permitted the release of sulfolane, a liquid used in refining oil, leaving groundwater unfit for human use, and neither company has

taken reasonable efforts to contain and clean up releases, the lawsuit said. The Department of Law in a statement Friday said the lawsuit’s goal is to determine where responsibility rests for the cleanup.

“Resolution of this matter will help ensure that the contamination is properly cleaned up and advance the sale of the refinery to a new operator,” the statement said.

Flint Hills last month announced plans to shut down refinery operations because of competitive disadvantages, including the high cost of energy and ongoing costs connected to

contaminated soil.

Flint Hills has paid $25 million of its own money and $50 million in insurance money for response to the spill, including water deliveries to nearby property owners. The Koch Industries Inc.-owned Flint Hills, however, said former owner Williams Alaska and the state, which owned land beneath the refinery, must also bear responsibility. Spokesman Jeff Cook repeated that statement in response to the lawsuit.

“We view this as a positive development,” Cook said of the lawsuit. “We have said from the beginning that the contamina-

tion was caused when the refinery was owned and operated by Williams and the land under the refinery was owned by the state of Alaska. We consider Williams and the state of Alaska to be the responsible parties in this matter. We look forward to our day in court.”

Court documents said an environmental consultant hired

by Williams Alaska discovered sulfolane in refinery property in 2001. Flint Hills bought the refinery in April 2004.

In 2006, the environmental consultant delivered a report stating that sulfolane levels were increasing. Flint Hills

“We view this as a positive development ... we have said from the beginning that the contamination was caused when the refinery was opened and operated by WIlliams and the land under the refinery was owned by the state of Alaska.”

— Jeff Cook, spokesperson Koch Industries, Inc. took another two years to react, according to the lawsuit.

By 2008, sulfolane had migrated and affected the local water supply, according to the lawsuit.

Gov. Sean Parnell in the last

week rejected an offer by Flint Hills to settle the matter. The company offered to pay for 10 percent of a piped water system. The Department of Law said the parties could reach a settlement outside of court.

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He said his reasoning for limiting the number of times a commissioner could call in from four to two was because based on how many times council meets, that would mean council members could participate telephonically eight times a year, instead of four the current limit.

“The expectations of the public are they want their representatives to be there in person,” he said. “I dislike being on the phone just because connections are bad and like we saw tonight, in the middle of a vote someone participating telephonically got disconnected.”

Porter and council members Brian Gabriel and Navarre voted against Molloy’s amendment.

Navarre said he did not support the reduction because he believed participating over the phone still makes the product better and allows commissioners who may not be able to attend in person a chance to still provide information.

“We need to allow them the opportunity to make the best informed decision,” he said.

“Two is too limited. You never know if you will have a better product if you don’t have everyone participating.”

Porter and Gabriel agreed keeping the limit at four was fair and did not think it would be abused.

Because the commission meets twice a month more than other city committees, Porter said she wanted to give them the support they need to effectively do their job.

“If it doesn’t work, we can fix it,” she said.

Kenai City Council and commission members have discussed the ordinance since it was introduced and failed at the Jan. 8 commission meeting.

The commission made amendments following suggestions from council and unanimously passed the resolution at its Feb. 12 meeting.

Planning and Zoning Commissioner Henry Knackstedt was in attendance at the council meeting Wednesday night.

He said he agreed with the amendments made by council and is happy to see the issue resolved.

At the Feb. 19 council meeting, commission chair Jeff Twait, said a member of the commission, who has since resigned, introduced the telephonic participation resolution because he wanted to ease the burden of service while still not disrupt the process.

After the resignation of committee member Jake Arness, the Planning and Zoning Commisison has a vacancy.

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The deadline to apply for the position is March 13 at 4 p.m. For more information on the position contact Kenai City Hall at 283-7535.

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Peninsula Clarion, Sunday, March 9, 2014

Crime bill takes aim at state incarceration rate, jail budget

BY MIKE COPPOCK Associated Press

JUNEAU — Prisons. Jail time. Incarceration.

Those words for Alaska may mean something radically different if a sweeping crime bill, shepherded by Senate Majority Leader John Coghill, R-North Pole, passes the Legislature.

Coghill, who chairs the Senate Judiciary Committee, has taken the lead in a bipartisan effort to keep Alaska’s incarceration rate from swallowing up millions of state dollars badly needed elsewhere in such places as education.

There is little opposition as legislators on both sides of the aisle believe continuing down the current path is untenable.

Alaska prisons will hit their incarceration limits within two years based on current rates of growth.

Believing Alaska can no longer jail its way out its criminal problems, Coghill has welded together a new approach using initial research by Sen. Johnny Ellis, D-Anchorage.

“Back in the ‘70s,’80s,’90s everyone wanted to be tough on crime,” Ellis said. He noted the path then was essentially putting people in jail and throwing

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away the key. Now there are cost concerns to that approach, Ellis said.

Rising costs prompted Ellis to look at how other states, such as Texas, were doing it.

Ellis said that state was looking to build four new prisons at the same time because of their growing prison population.

Ellis said Texas decided to go after the recidivism rate — the number of returning offenders into the prison system.

“That is where the focus of this bill lies,” Ellis said.

Ellis said instead of putting their money in new prisons, Texas chose to put it into community resource programs where they found they were getting the biggest bang for their dollar.

“Are they (society) willing to make the investment in people?” Coghill said. “What is the redemptive value of an individual, acknowledging the fact that there are some who have redemptive qualities and there are some who are just bad characters?”

Alaska’s newest prison, Goose Creek, opened only two years ago with a capacity of 1,472. The facility cost $240 million to build and $50 million annually to operate. It is now housing 1,408 due to overflow

from Anchorage and the Matanuska-Susitna Borough.

The state has 5,153 inmates behind bars currently in a state whose population is estimated at 735,000. Alaska is third in the nation with 736 inmates per 100,000 people. Only Louisiana and Alabama are ranked higher for an incarceration rate.

Another 1,188 are either wearing electronic monitors or are in halfway houses. Twothirds of those in prison are serving sentences for non-violent crimes.

The state could face building another expensive prison by 2016. It is hoped the programs in the bill will head off the expense of another prison.

The bill establishes a 24/7 sobriety program with the immediate response being jail when violated, a financial fund assisting newly released inmates, raising monetary felony threshold levels, allowing jail-time credit for offenders in court-ordered treatment programs and the creation of an Alaska Criminal Justice Commission to re-evaluate current sentencing laws with an eye on alternatives to incarceration.

There are costs in taking a new path. Putting the 24/7 program into place will have an annual price tag of $4.3 million.

Restructuring Alaska’s proba-

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pneumonia, encephalitis and rarely cause death.”

He said an infant died from chickenpox in California two years ago.

People at higher risk such as young babies and young adults should get vaccinated if they have not done so.

Yablon said for people born before 1980 are generally safe because they have either been exposed at a younger age and are now immune and cannot capture it again.

A chickenpox vaccination is required for school age children from Kindergarten through sixth grade.

The first reported case in the central peninsula occurred in mid-February with the two cases diagnosed more

Where to get vaccinated Adolescent and adult vaccines are available at the following local pharmacies and clinics: n Kenai MediCenter, 283-9118 n Fred Meyer Pharmacy, Soldotna, 260-2233 n Peninsula Community Health Services – Cottonwood, 262-3119 n Safeway Pharmacy, Kenai, 283-6300 and Soldotna, 7145400 n Peninsula Medical Center, 262-4161 n South Central Family Practice, 260-7784 n Soldotna Professional Pharmacy, 262-3800 n Dena’ina Health Clinic, 335-7300

tion and parole system will cost $1.6 million annually, creating 16 new positions. The grant fund program to help newly released inmates to get on their feet will also mean six new administrative positions with an annual price tag of $603,600.

The Criminal Justice System for reviewing the state’s sentencing laws will have three positions budgeted at $320,000 and be in

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operation for five years.

The only opposition has been in raising the financial threshold for a felony from $500 to $750.

The bill originally raised the threshold to $1,000. But opposition from Fred Meyer Stores and from the Alaska Chapter of the National Federation of Independent Business wanted the threshold to remain where it is.

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than week later. The illness spreads from person to person by direct contact or through the air by coughing or sneezing, Yablon said. It takes 10 to 21 days after contact for an infected person to develop chickenpox, he said.

A person with chickenpox is contagious one to two days before the rash appears and until all blisters have formed scabs. People with chickenpox should stay away from schools and other public places until their blisters have formed scabs, Yablon said.

Anyone who acquires chickenpox is at risk for developing shingles later in life, he said.

“We want to make sure people are aware that chickenpox is circulating in the area and that it is preventable with a vaccination,” he said.

Reach Dan Balmer at daniel.balmer@peninsulaclarion.com the threshold being raised to $750.

For Coghill, the current financial threshold for a felony is an example of what needed to be changed.

“It is too low and felony convictions start up a legal machine that is costly to operate,” Coghill says. “We’re going to have to look at our criminal code seriously for flexibility.”

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SoHi boys close strong Soldotna girls drop 3rd-place game to Wasilla Young led the Stars with a game-high 18 and Kruse added 15. As a team, Soldotna shot 55 PALMER — The Soldotna percent from behind the arc.

Alex Baham led Wasilla with Stars knew their season was ending Saturday, and Soldotna 14 points. capped the year guns blazing.

Soldotna knocked down 11 Colony girls 69, Soldotna 27 3-pointers en route to a 67-45 PALMER — The Wasilla win over the Wasilla Warriors in the Northern Lights Con- Warriors looked like a team ference Championships third- headed for the state tournament place game at Colony High during a dominant victory over School. The game was also the Soldotna in the NLC third-place final one for SoHi coach Matt game at Colony High.

But the Warriors left the Johnson.

Austin Kruse drilled five locker room Saturday after3-pointers in the win and Col- noon wondering if they’ve ton Young added three shots done enough to grab one of the Photo courtesy frontiersman.com from behind the arc. Three of state’s two at-large berths.

Soldotna’s Austin Kruse and River Calloway get in front of Wasilla’s Zack Garnett during a win Kruse’s 3s came during SoldotKodiak and Colony claimed over the Warriors at Colony High School on Saturday. the conference’s two automatic na’s 16-8 second-quarter run.

By JEREMIAH BARTZ Mat-Su Valley Frontiersman

bids with semifinal wins Friday.

Kodiak narrowly beat Wasilla, needing a fourth-quarter surge to rally to the win. Saturday, the Warriors showed no ill effects from the close loss to the topranked and undefeated Bears.

“The kids are playing their best ball right now. We’re peaking at the right time. I just hope it’s enough,” Wasilla head coach Jeannie Hebert-Truax said after the win.

The Alaska Schools Activities Association uses its Winning Percentage Index to rank 4A programs. Six seeds are handed out automatically, according to results of the four 4A conferences. The top two remaining teams, according to See CLOSE, page B-3

Otters wear crown Nikolaevsk nabs 1st state berth since 1997

Photo by Rashah McChesney/Peninsula Clarion

Kilina Klaich of Nikolaevsk reacts with teammate Megan Hickman after defeating Cook Inlet Academy on Friday at Skyview High School.

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The last time the Nikolaevsk boys hoops team qualified for the state tournament, coach Steve Klaich missed the game that put them in.

At least he had a good reason — he was in Homer for the birth of his daughter, Kilina, who now currently plays for the Nikolaevsk girls.

“We advanced to state, and I was in the hospital welcoming my daughter into the world,” Klaich recalled.

The year was 1997, and Klaich called upon his father, who was a basketball coach himself, to take on coaching duties for the boys team that day, who were playing Homer Christian.

On Saturday at Skyview High School, the Nikolaevsk boys finally earned a return trip back to state with a 43-39 victory over Cook Inlet Academy in the Peninsula Conference tournament second-place game. The Warriors will join the Seldovia boys — who are also breaking a state drought — as the two teams representing the conference in a week from now.

“My wife (Bea Klaich) and I have been working hard to develop a basketball program at Nikolaevsk for years,” Klaich said. “And we’ve started with elementary students, teaching the fundamentals, and reinforcing the fundamentals in junior high, and now we’re starting to reap the benefits of that in high school.

“You don’t get a program like that overnight.”

Photo by Rashah McChesney/Peninsula Clarion It didn’t come easy for the Seldovia’s Calem Collier defends Jaruby Nelson of Nikolaevsk during their game Friday at See BOYS, page B-4 Skyview High School.

Seward, Nikiski girls make state Staff report

The Anchorage Christian Schools girls basketball team defended its Southcentral Conference crown Saturday with a 69-31 victory over Nikiski at Cordova High School.

Nikiski still qualifies for its first state berth since 2009.

The Bulldogs trailed just 8-7 after one quarter when ACS star Dallas Dickerson sat for a good chunk of the first quarter with foul trouble.

Dickerson returned and helped the Lions take command of the game. She scored 11 of her 24 points as the Lions took a 29-13 lead into halftime.

In the third quarter, Dickerson scored 11 points again and ACS led 55-23 heading into the fourth quarter. Brynn Tennyson added 12 points for ACS. For Nikiski, Rachel Thompson led the way with eight

points. state berths for the Northern The results of the boys cham- Division. pionship was not available as Houston led 9-8 after one the Clarion went to press. quarter in this third-place game and 20-14 at halftime. The Hawks expanded the lead to 31Seward girls 35, Grace 12 18 after three before the MariThe Seahawks pitched a ners mounted a comeback. shutout in the second half to Matt Barron had 20 points wrap up a fourth-straight berth to lead Houston, while Kenneth to the Class 3A state tourna- Schneider had 12 for Homer. ment by taking third place.

Seward led 17-12 at halftime, Homer boys 48, Skyview 43, but owned the second frame to OT an 18-0 tune.

Laura Kromrey nearly took The Mariners overcame the care of the Grizzlies herself, Panthers in extra time to make pouring in 21 points. Nobody their way into the third-place else in the game had more than game. The loss ends the Pansix points. thers’ final season.

The game was close throughout, with Skyview trailing 23Houston boys 39, Homer 35 19 at halftime. Homer had a The Hawks held off the 13-8 edge in overtime.

Mariners in the final quarter to Kenneth Schneider had 22 make it a clean sweep of the See STATE, page B-2

Warriors girls defend crown Cook Inlet Academy girls come back, claim 2nd place

By JOEY KLECKA Peninsula Clarion

The championship-winning teams from the Peninsula Conference tournament at Skyview High School got a chance to celebrate Saturday by cutting down the nets on the basketball court.

They picked a good year to do that, since Skyview won’t be needing them anymore.

The Nikolaevsk girls have gone through the growing-up phase, they’ve shaken off the rookie nerves, and now, they’ve proven they are ready to win a state championship by taking charge early and never letting up in a 37-20 victory over Cook Inlet Academy in the Peninsula Conference championship game Friday night at Skyview High School, stamping their name as favorites going into the Class 1A girls state tournament.

“I told the girls to play with no regrets,” said Nikolaevsk coach Bea Klaich. “Regardless of the outcome, I wanted them to play a game that they could finish and have no regrets, and they put their hearts on the floor and did just that.”

All eight Nikolaevsk players put up points Friday night, and leading the balanced scoring effort for the Warriors was sophomore Kayla Stafford with eight points.

“We’ve been working really hard for a long time for this,” Stafford said. “Our team had faith in each other and we just finally played really good against them.”

The win automatically clinched a state tournament spot for Nikolaevsk. The CIA girls held off a late charge from Ninilchik to grab the second Peninsula Conference spot in Saturday’s second-place game.

Friday’s game was also an outlier among the usual competition seen between the two squads. The 17-point margin of victory was the largest for either team against each other for the time that Hitchcock and Klaich have squared off against each other.

The Warriors’ best trick was defense, as they held the Eagles to only four field goals the entire game. Nicole Moffis led CIA with seven points, and it was her that started the game with a 3-pointer only 25 secSee GIRLS, page B-4

Brown Bears sweep IceRays Staff report

The Kenai River Brown Bears snapped a four-game losing streak with a twogame sweep of the host Corpus Christi (Texas) IceRays on Friday and Saturday.

The Bears won 4-0 on Friday in front of 3,912 and 3-1 on Saturday in front of 4,324.

The sweep left the Bears (26-21-7) in fifth place and one point out of a playoff spot in the North American Hockey League Midwest Division.

Kenai River has 59 points and six games left, the Coulee Region (Wis.) Chill have 60 points and eight games left, and the Wenatchee (Wash.)

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“This is such a good hockey league,” Kenai River head coach Geoff Beauparlant said. “It’s fun to be part of and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

“Of course, it’d be nice to be able to have more wins, but this is what brings teams together — competing night in and night out.”

On Friday, Zach Quinn had 34 saves for his third shutout of the year, while Sebastian Fuchs had his fourth threepoint game of the season.

“I thought we played a pretty complete game,” Beauparlant said. “We did the little things we needed to do from the goaltending on out to secure two points.”

After beating Fairbanks 3-2 on Feb. 21, the Bears were outscored 17-4 in their next three games — one against Fairbanks and two against Wenatchee (Wash.).

Beauparlant said the team started to come around in a 4-3 overtime loss at Wenatchee on March 2, then had good practices this week.

The Bears were outshot 12-4 in the first period Friday, taking three penalties to none for the IceRays.

Kenai River was 7 for 17 on the penalty kill in the Wenatchee series, but rebounded by making Corpus Christi go 0 for 6 on Friday and 0 for 5 on Saturday.

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Nikiski girls stop Seward in semis Staff report

The Nikiski girls basketball team used a monster fourth quarter to clinch its first Class 3A state tournament berth since 2009 on Friday at the Southcentral Conference tournament in Cordova, beating Seward 42-32.

The Seahawks were in great shape to claim a fourth-straight state berth through three quarters, but now will be forced to come back through the thirdplace bracket.

Nikiski led 9-5 after one quarter and 15-14 at halftime, but Seward grabbed a 25-19 lead heading into the final eight minutes.

The Bulldogs ramped up the pressure in the final quarter and blew past the Seahawks, outscoring them 23-7.

Emily Lynch and Rachel Thompson each had six of their 11 points in the fourth quarter, while Katie Costello had all six of her points in the fourth. Alyssa Darch added nine for the Bulldogs.

For Seward, Ashley VonBorstel had 12.

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way into the championship game.

Immanuel Lopez had 35 points for the Lions, while Levi Auble had 34 points with 10 3-pointers.

Calvin Hoffman added 13 for the Lions.

Filip Reutov paced the Mariners with eight points.

The Panthers came back in the fourth quarter to earn a spot in the third-place semifinals.

Skyview led 10-6 at halftime and trailed 19-16 after three quarters before prevailing 12-4 in the fourth.

Hayley Ramsell had nine points for the Panthers.

points for the Mariners, including seven in overtime. Sheldon Hutt added 12.

For Skyview, Tim Duke had 21 and Micah Hilbish added 13.

Seward girls 36, Skyview 20 After a tight first quarter, the Seahawks pulled away to gain the third-place game and end Skyview’s final season.

The game was tied at 8 after one, but Seward led 19-12 at the half and 26-14 after three quarters.

Ashley VonBorstel had 13 points for Seward, while Laura Kromrey had 10 points. For Skyview, Sam Reynolds led the way with eight.

Grace girls 38, Cordova 22 The Grizzlies moved to the thirdplace semifinals by topping the Wolverines.

Mikayla Shamberger paced Grace with 10 points, while Dariah Songer and Lindsay Phillips had six for Cordova.

Skyview boys 42, Cordova 33

The Panthers moved to the thirdplace semifinals by coming back in the fourth quarter.

Skyview trailed 25-24 entering the final quarter, but outscored the Wolverines 18-8 over the final eight minutes.

Chad Harley was the lone player in ACS boys 100, Homer 42 double digits for either team, pumping The Lions emphatically made their in 13 points.

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The Hawks ended the Bulldogs’ season and moved to the third-place semifinals.

ACS girls 61, Homer 10 Nikiski led 14-11 after one quarThe Lions dominated the semifinals ter, but was not able to recover from against the Mariners. getting outscored 20-8 in the second Dallas Dickerson had 21 points for quarter.

ACS, while Tayla Cabana had nine of Seth Carstens had 17 for the BullHomer’s 10. dogs, while Lincoln Johnson added 12. For Houston, Matt Barron had 24.

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The Grizzlies cruised into the finals.

Luke Offord had 13 points to lead Grace, while Alex Fancher added 12.

For Seward, Matthew Moore had 18 before fouling out.

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Seward’s season in a foul-filled affair.

Houston led 13-6 after the first period, but Seward cut it to 28-26 at halftime before Houston led 43-31 after three quarters.

In the fourth quarter, Houston was 11 of 15 from the line while Seward was 8 of 10.

Three fouled out for Seward while one fouled out for Houston.

Matt Barron had 20 for the Hawks, while Matthew Moore had 20 for Seward. Michael Marshall and Ronnie Jackson added 10 for Seward.

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The Grizzlies ended the season of the Mariners in the thirdplace semifinals.

Grace led 21-10 at halftime.

Homer cut it to 27-23 after three, but Grace controlled the final eight minutes.

Rachel Dunagan had 10 Houston boys 67, Seward 54 points for the Grizzlies, while The Hawks moved into the Aurora Waclawski had 10 for third-place game and ended Homer.

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GRACE CHRISTIAN (40) — Dunagan 3 3-4 10, Davis 0 1-2 1, Hagen 2 0-0 4, Baird 1 4-6 6, Hogan 1 1-1 3, Logan 1 0-0 2, Shamberger 1 0-0 3, Laker 2 0-0 4, Shamberger 3 0-0 6. Totals — 14 9-13 40.

HOMER (28) — M. Fellows 1 0-0 2, Koplin 0 1-4 1, Draves 0 0-0 0, L. Fellows 3 0-2 6, Waclawski 4 1-4 10, Cabana 2 5-8 9. Totals — 10 7-18 28.

3-point goals — Grace 2 (Dunagan, Shamberger); Homer 1 (Waclawski). Team fouls — Grace 13, Homer 13. Fouled out — Cabana.

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SKYVIEW (20) — Powers 1 0-0 3, Ramsell 3 0-1 6, Mahan 1 0-0 3, Lawson 0 0-0 0, Reynolds 3 0-0 8, Rouse 0 0-0 0, Glaves 0 0-0 0, Pyhala 0 0-0 0. Totals — 8 0-1 20.

SEWARD (36) — Honebein 0 0-0 0, VonBorstel 4 3-4 13, Anderson 0 0-0 0, Kromrey 4 2-2 10, Stallings 0 0-0 0, Jackson 4 0-0 8, Whiteshield 0 3-5 3, Clemens 1 0-0 2. Totals — 13 8-11 36.

3-point goals — Skyview 4 (Reynolds 2, Powers, Mahan); Seward 2 (VonBorstel 2). Team fouls — Skyview 13, Seward 6.

Fouled out — none.

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Area skiers compete at nationals Staff report

Peninsula skiers Sadie Fox and Hannah Pothast of Soldotna and Travis Cooper of Kenai Central competed in the 2014 USSA Cross Country Junior Championships this week in Stowe, Vt. The action started Monday with the individual start classic.

Cooper posted the best finish for the Peninsula, taking 19th in the 16-17 10-kilometer. He finished in 30 minutes, 11 seconds, while winner Peter Holmes of Far West finished at 28:37.

Fox finished 40th in the 1617 girls race with a time of 17:58. New England’s Katha-

rine Ogden won at 15:49. Pothast was 59th in that race with a time of 18:37.

Wednesday, competitors did a classic sprint.

Cooper made it to the quarterfinals before getting eliminated in the under-18 races, while Fox and Pothast just missed qualifying for the sprint quarterfinals.

Friday saw the competitors do a mass start freestyle.

Cooper finished 27th in the Under-18 10-kilometer race with a time of 27:19. Gavin McEwen of New England took the top spot at 25:43.

In the 16-17 10-kilometer, Fox took 44th in 32:47, while winner Ogden won at 29:28.

Pothast was 61st in that race in 34:10.

Saturday, the event ended with freestyle relay races. In the 16-17 3-by-3-kilometer event, Fox helped Team Alaska to sixth place with a time of 21:51. New England won at 21:05. Fox teamed with Emma Tarbath and Sarrissa Lammers.

Pothast also was in that race, teaming with Jane Hoefler and Mariana Jager to finish 18th in 23:20.

Cooper competed in the 16-17 3-by-3 event, teaming with William Mans and Conner Truskowski to take 13th in 19:37. The Alaska team of John Farr, Joe Bue and Thomas O’Harra won at 18:32.

Zirkle, Buser battle for lead DAN JOLING Associated Press

ANCHORAGE — A runner-up from the last two years and a four-time champion continued to play leapfrog Saturday at the head of the pack in the 2014 Iditarod Trail Sled Dog Race.

Aliy Zirkle, who has finished in second place the last two years, left the Yukon River village of Kaltag at 3:18 a.m. Saturday to retake the lead from Martin Buser.

Zirkle, 44, of Two Rivers, Alaska, paused only seven minutes at the Kaltag checkpoint before heading out on the 90-mile ride to Unalakleet, where teams turn north for the run to Nome along Alaska’s wind-swept west coast.

The last championship for Buser, 55, the Swiss-born resident of Big Lake, Alaska, came in 2002. He has not finished in the top 10 since 2008, but he led most of Friday as teams made a 47-mile run on the wide Yukon River from Galena to Kaltag.

Buser reached Kaltag at 2 a.m. Saturday, covering the distance at an average speed of 10.6 mph. Zirkle was a little faster at almost 11 mph.

Buster rested his team for at Kaltag for three hours, 34 minutes, and left to pursue at 5:34 a.m. with 14 dogs, giving Zirkle a two-hour, 16 minute lead that could evaporate if she chose to rest

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SKYVIEW (28) — Powers 2 0-1 4, Ramsell 3 3-4 9, Mahan 0 0-0 0, Reynolds 3 1-3 7, Rouse 3 0-2 6, Glaves 1 0-0 2. Totals — 12 4-10 28.

HOUSTON (23) — Malidore 0 0-0 0, Ruth 1 0-2 2, Wilkerson 1 0-0 2, Nida 1 0-0 3, Wells 3 1-2 7, Apangalook 1 0-0 2, Barber 0 2-2 2, Quincy 1 3-5 5, May-Thomas 0 0-0 0, Holmgren 0 0-0 0. Totals — 8 6-11 23.

3-point goals — Houston 1 (Nida). Team fouls — Skyview 14, Houston 16. Fouled out — none.

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along the trail.

Zirkle is down to a dozen dogs.

No woman has won the race since Susan Butcher in 1990.

Zirkle and her husband, Allen Moore, train dogs at Two Rivers, Alaska, 24 miles west of Fairbanks. Zirkle takes the top dogs for the Iditarod. Moore uses them in the Yukon Quest, the race between Fairbanks and Whitehorse, Yukon Territory, and has won it for two years in a row.

Moore was in 35th place in the Iditarod with a secondary team Saturday.

Nicolas Petit of Girdwood, Alaska, was in third. He reached Kaltag at 6:56 a.m., rested just 18 minutes and left at 7:14, an hour and 45 minutes after Buser.

Two mushers with decades of experience followed later Saturday morning.

Sonny Lindner, 64, who has completed 18 Iditarods since 1978, reached Kaltag at 6:30 a.m., rested for two hours and departed at 8:32 a.m.

The best finish for the Two Rivers musher was second in 1981.

Four-time champion Jeff King, 58, of Denali, Alaska, reached Kaltag at 8:23 a.m. He stayed just nine minutes and followed Lindner out at 8:32 a.m.

Unalakleet is 261 miles from the finish line in Nome.

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ANCHORAGE CHRISTIAN SCHOOLS (69) — Bowden 0 0-0 0, T. Ealum 0 0-0 0, Crayton 1 0-0 3, Coderre 4 1-3 9, Warren 4 1-2 9, Dickerson 7 9-10 24, Tennyson 3 6-7 12, Duncan 1 1-2 4, Land 1 0-0 2, M. Ealum 2 0-0 4, Thibodeaux 0 0-0 0, Williams 0 0-0 0. Totals — 24 18-24 69.

NIKISKI (31) — Riddall 0 0-2 0, Perry 0 0-0 0, Cook 0 2-2 2, Costello 1 1-3 3, Pitt 0 1-2 1, Litke 1 2-4 4, Lynch 1 4-6 6, Thompson 2 3-6 8, Parrish 0 0-0 0, Kornstad 0 0-0 0, Litzen 0 0-0 0, Darch 2 3-3 7. Totals — 7 16-28 31.

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SKYVIEW (43) — Rice 0 0-0 0, Jones 1 0-0 2, Duke 8 5-6 21, Carlson 2 0-0 4, Cook 0 0-0 0, Harley 2 1-1 5, Hilbish 5 2-4 13.

Totals — 18 8-11 43.

3-point goals — Homer 3 (Schneider 2, Daugharty); Skyview 1 (Hilbish). Team fouls — Homer 15, Skyview 15. Fouled out — Daugharty, Jones.

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ANCHORAGE CHRISTIAN SCHOOLS (100) — Hoffman 5 1-2 13, Simmers 2 1-3 5, I. Lopez 13 5-6 35, Reynolds 2 0-0 4, C. Lopez 2 0-0 4, Wilson 1 1-2 3, Scott 1 0-0 2, Kohutek 0 0-0 0, Auble 11 2-2 34.

Totals — 37 10-15 100.

HOMER (42) — Beachy 1 0-0 2, L. Harris 2 1-2 5, Reutov 2 4-4 8, Daugharty 3 0-0 6, Schneider 1 0-0 3, Edens 0 0-0 0, Brown 1 0-0 2, Molodih 2 0-0 5, H. Harris 3 0-0 6, Trowbridge 0 0-0 0, Hutt 2 1-2 5.

Totals — 17 6-9 42.

3-point goals — ACS 16 (Auble 10, I. Lopez 4, Hoffman 2); Homer 2 (Schneider, Molodih). Team fouls — ACS 10, Homer 14. Fouled out — none.

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HOUSTON (61) — Kleewin 4 0-0 8, Griffith 0 3-5 3, Baird 0 0-0 0, L. Taylor 1 2-2 4, Elson 3 0-0 6, Barron 8 3-6 24, Saechao 0 4-4 4, Ruta 1 2-2 5, J. Taylor 2 3-4 7, K. Taylor 0 0-0 0. Totals — 19 17-23 61.

NIKISKI (49) — Stangel 1 0-0 2, S. Carstens 8 1-2 17, Riddall 1 0-2 2, Anderson 2 2-2 7, Johnson 4 4-10 12, Holloway 1 1-2 5, Tauriainen 0 0-0 0, N. Carstens 2 0-0 4. Totals — 20 8-18 49.

3-point goals — Houston 6 (Barron 5, Ruta); Nikiski 1 (Anderson). Team fouls — Houston 15, Nikiski 19.

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GRACE CHRISTIAN (59) — Osborne 3 0-0 9, Strand 0 2-2 2, Karlberg 1 2-2 5, Offord 4 2-3 13, Winkle 1 0-0 2, VanderWeide 1 0-0 2, Johnson 1 3-4 5, Fancher 5 1-1 12, Laker 4 1-2 9. Totals — 20 1114 59.

3-point goals — Seward 4 (Moore 3, Wolfe); Grace 8 (Osborne 3, Offord 3, Karlberg, Fancher). Team fouls — Seward 16, Grace 18. Fouled out — Moore.

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NIKISKI (42) — Riddall 0 1-2 1, Cook 1 1-2 3, Costello 1 3-8 6, Litke 0 1-2 1, Lynch 4 3-4 11, Thompson 3 4-4 11, Litzen 0 0-0 0, Darch 3 3-4 9. Totals — 12 16-26 42.

SEWARD (32) — VonBorstel 5 1-2 12, Kromrey 4 1-2 9, Jackson 1 0-0 2, Whiteshield 1 1-4 3, Clemens 2 2-2 6. Totals — 13 5-10 32.

3-point goals — Nikiski 2 (Costello, Thompson); Seward 1 (VonBorstel). Team fouls — Nikiski 14, Seward 19. Fouled out — none.

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SKYVIEW (42) — Rice 1 0-0 2, Jones 1 0-0 3, Duke 3 1-4 7, Carlson 3 2-2 8, Cook 0 0-0 0, Harley 4 5-6 13, Hilbish 3 2-2 9. Totals — 15 10-14 42.

CORDOVA (33) — Brandt 0 0-0 0, Songer 0 0-0 0, Ridao 0 0-0 0, Perry 0 0-0 0, Muma 3 0-0 6, Jewell 1 0-1 2, Cheshier 1 4-4 7, Sorenson 4 0-0 8, Plant 1 0-0 2, Beedle 3 2-2 8, Warga 0 0-0 0. Totals — 13 6-7 33.

3-point goals — Skyview 2 (Jones, Hilbish); Cordova 1 (Cheshier). Team fouls — Skyview 13, Cordova 19.

Fouled out — none.

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ANCHORAGE CHRISTIAN SCHOOLS (61) — Bowden 3 0-0 6, T. Ealum 4 0-0 9, Crayton 1 0-0 2, Coderre 4 0-0 8, Warren 0 0-0 0, Dickerson 9 2-3 21, Tennyson 1 0-0 2, Duncan 1 0-0 2, Land 1 0-0 2, M. Ealum 1 0-0 2, Thibodeaux 1 0-0 2, Williams 2 0-0 5.

Totals — 29 2-3 61.

HOMER (10) — M. Fellows 0 0-0 0, Ramirez-Clark 0 0-0 0, Koplin 0 0-0 0, Draves 0 0-2 0, Akers 0 0-2 0, L. Fellows 0 0-0 0, Waclawski 0 1-2 1, Kann 0 0-0 0, Hendrickson 0 0-1 0, Cabana 3 3-6 9. Totals — 3 4-13 10.

3-point goals — ACS 3 (T. Ealum, Dickerson, Williams). Team fouls — ACS 19, Homer 7. Fouled out — none.

0 0-0 0, Clemens 2 0-0 4. Totals — 16 2-5 35.

GRACE CHRISTIAN (12) — Dunagan 0 0-0 0, VanderWiede 0 0-0 0, Davis 0 0-0 0, Hagen 1 0-0 2, Baird 1 1-2 3, Hogan 0 0-0 0, Logan 0 0-2 0, Mike. Shamberger 0 0-0 0, Laker 0 0-0 0, Mika. Shamberger 2 0-0 4.

Totals — 5 1-2 12.

3-point goals — Seward 1 (VonBorstel); Grace 1 (Mike. Shamberger). Team fouls — Seward 6, Grace 16. Fouled out — none.

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SEWARD (54) —P. Berry 0 0-0 0, Marshall 3 1-2 10, Pahno 4 0-1 9, Zweifel 0 0-0 0, T. Berry 0 3-4 3, Wolfe 0 0-0 0, Sieverts 0 0-0

0, Moore 6 7-9 20, Broughton 0 2-4 2, Jackson 3 4-5 10. Totals — 16 17-25 54.

HOUSTON (67) — Kleewin 3 0-0 6, Griffith 0 0-0 0, Baird 1 1-4 3, L. Taylor 1 2-2 4, Elson 4 2-2 10, Barron 6 4-7 20, Saechao 1 0-0 2, Ruta 2 5-6 10, J. Taylor 2 8-10 12, K. Taylor 0 0-0 0, Ruta 0 0-0 0. Totals — 20 22-31 67.

3-point goals — Seward 5 (Marshall 3, Pahno, Moore); Houston 5 (Barron 4, Ruta). Team fouls — Seward 29, Houston 25. Fouled out — Marshall, Wolfe, Broughton, Kleewin.

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HOMER (35) — Beachy 0 0-0 0, Reutov 2 1-2 5, Daugharty 3 3-4 9, Schneider 3 5-8 12, Brown 1 0-0 3, Molodih 0 0-0 0, Harris 2 0-0 4, Hutt 0 2-4 2. Totals — 11 11-18 35.

HOUSTON (39) — Kleewin 2 0-0 4, Baird 1 0-0 2, L. Taylor 0 4-4 4, Elson 1 0-0 2, Barron 8 2-4 20, Saechao 0 0-0 0, Buta 2 0-0 5, J. Taylor 0 2-2 2. Totals — 14 8-10 39.

3-point goals — Homer 2 (Schneider, Brown); Houston 3 (Barron 2, Buta). Team fouls — Homer 11, Houston 17. Fouled out C — none.

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WPI, get the final two spots.

Heading into play Saturday morning, unofficial WPI reports listed Wasilla at ninth in the standings.

“We’re pretty close,” HebertTruax said. “I think something else has got happen for us.

We’re on the bubble.”

Soldotna was listed sixth on the unofficial WPI reports Saturday morning. But Wasilla was able to open up with the early lead.

“I knew by the time March came around we’d be playing our best,” Hebert-Truax said of the Warriors, who dropped both NLC regular-season games against Soldotna. “Throughout the season we had to be good enough to get that at-large bid or surprise somebody in our region.”

After graduating five seniors from a 2013 squad that won the program’s third-straight 4A state title, the Warriors started the year with only three players who saw any varsity playing time. The remainder of the roster was made up mostly by freshmen, and a senior transfer from Nome, Shayla Johnson.

“Trying to mesh them all together, getting them all on the same page, picking up the intensity, learning those little fundamentals I want them to know that make us a good team and work together as a group, we knew it was going to be a yearlong process,” Hebert-Truax said.

Johnson sparked the Warriors early, scoring all 19 of Wasilla’s first-quarter points.

Johnson hit four 3-pointers in the first, five in the game, and scored a game-high 35 points.

“Shayla was unbelievable.

She was just on fire,” HebertTruax said.

Wasilla led 19-14 after the first, and blew the game open with a 14-5 second-quarter run.

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ing pucks and clearing them out of the zone when we had the opportunity,” Beauparlant said.

“We limited the second opportunities for Corpus.”

Tyler Andrews, on assists from Fuchs and Karlsson, started the scoring 10 minutes, 8 seconds, into the first period.

It started a big night for the Fuchs-Karlsson-Alec Butcher line. Two of the linemates were in on three of four goals.

“They were finding each other and didn’t play individual hockey,” Beauparlant said.

“When that line works together with the defensemen, when any of our lines work together with the defensemen, we are a solid hockey team.”

The lone goal of the second period came with just 1:37 left, when Jacob Davidson pinched up the boards and found Vincent Stefan in a soft spot.

“That was big because it got us up two goals going into the third period,” Beauparlant said.

In the third, Frankie Spellman scored on assists from Fuchs and Butcher, and Fuchs had a power-play tally on assists from Butcher and Austin Chavez.

Beauparlant said Spellman and RJ Salvato were solid in five-on-five and on the penalty kill. Each had a short-handed breakaway.

“Each missed the net, but that’s good because they are working on buying into what

a 3-pointer and scored seven of her team’s 14 in the second.

Johnson also collected six steals and six rebounds in the win. Cassidy Edwards finished with seven points and six rebounds.

Hebert-Truax said she was concerned about how her team would rebound from the eightpoint loss to Kodiak in the semifinals.

“One of my worries as a coach was did we give out too much energy yesterday,” Hebert-Truax said. “We’ve got pretty resilient kids. We came out firing. It could be our last game of the season. If it is our last game, we’ve gone out the way we want to go.”

Soldotna, which appears to be headed to the state tourney with an at-large berth, was held to just 15.9 percent shooting in the game, including 11 percent in the second half. The Stars also turned the ball over 26 times.

Katelynn Kerkvliet led Soldotna with 11 points and seven rebounds. Kelci Benson added six points.

While the Stars will try to shake off back-to-back losses in the NLC tournament, the Warriors will sit and wait for ASAA to release its state tourney bracket.

“We’re peaking at the right time,” Hebert-Truax said.

“We’re hoping to have good spirits tomorrow rather than disappointment.”

Kodiak girls 64, Colony 43 The Bears shook off the close challenge from the Warriors on Friday with a big victory for the NLC title Saturday.

Kodiak boys 56, Colony 50 The Bears continued to be a matchup nightmare for the topseeded Knights, taking the NLC title from Colony on its home floor.

Colony boys 43, Soldotna 32 PALMER — Sometimes to win big games, it takes a different player

we need to do,” Beauparlant said.

On Saturday, the Bears scored three unanswered goals and goalie Kris Oldham shut the door in the final two periods for the victory.

Lucas McDiarmid got the IceRays on the board with 1:59 to play, but Oldham, just 16, would keep a clean sheet the rest of the way, finishing with 27 saves.

“It’s very impressive,” Beauparlant said. “He’s calm under pressure and he thrives in this type of atmosphere.

“That’s the mark of a solid goaltender with a bright future in front of him. He’d be the first to say it was a total team effort.”

In the second, Spellman tied the game with a power-play goal on assists from Gustav Berglund and Karlsson.

Karlsson made a nice play to Berglund, who put a shot on net. Spellman redirected it into the net.

With 11:30 left in the game, Jacob Wolter gave the Bears a 2-1 lead on assists from Spellman and Conor Deal.

Beauparlant said Spellman went inside-out, then found Wolter on the back post on a pretty play.

Then Alec Butcher made it 3-1 with 3:21 to play on assists from Fuchs and Karlsson.

“We didn’t want to take our foot off the gas,” Beauparlant said. “A lot of teams would sit back and play a defensive style, but that’s not who we are as an organization and a hockey club.

We were gonna go for it.

to hit the big shots.

Eric Nygard was that player Friday night. The Colony senior co-captain hit timely 3-pointers in the first and fourth quarters to help Colony earn a win over Soldotna in the Northern Lights Conference tournament semifinals at Colony High School on Friday night. Nygard scored nine points to help the Knights advance to the NLC title game for the third straight year.

Colony also earned one of the conference’s two automatic berths to the state tournament with the win.

“He was terrific,” Colony head coach Tom Berg said of Nygard, a reserve guard for the Knights.

“When (an opposing) coach puts a scouting report together, whether it be regions or state, somebody else is going to have to make a play. They’re not going to let you run your favorite set. They’re not going to let you do whatever.”

Soldotna held Colony’s top offensive weapon, senior Damien Fulp, scoreless during the first quarter, but Nygard stepped up and hit a pair of shots that helped Colony put together a 14-point first quarter. Nygard’s 3-pointer gave the Knights a two-possession lead.

In the fourth when Soldotna cut into Colony’s lead, Nygard hit a 3-pointer from deep into the corner to push Colony’s lead to nine points.

“Eric’s a good shooter. He’s been a good shooter in our program for four years,” Berg said. “Really, in a lot of other programs Eric would have been playing a lot sooner than he is now, no doubt in my mind, with the guys we had ahead of him in our program in previous years. Now he’s making the most out of it.”

Nygard also recorded the assist on Colony’s first basket of the second quarter, a Fulp layup that came with less than four minutes left in the first half.

“He gave us the assist on that layup that kind of got us back on track,” Berg said.

Fulp also hit a big shot late in the first half. Fulp drained a 3-pointer, drew the foul and hit the free throw to complete the four-point play and help CHS take the 22-16 lead into halftime.

Graham Dinkel, who scored Colony’s first two baskets of the game, led Colony with 12 points. Nygard chipped in nine, and Fulp and Bailey West added eight each.

Soldotna center Daniel McElroy led the Stars with a dozen points.

McElroy scored all eight of Soldot-

“Again, it was our big line.

It was tic-tac-toe. It was nice to watch.”

The Bears stay in Texas to play Wichita Falls on Friday and Saturday at 4:05 p.m. AST. “We’re focused on the next game,” Beauparlant said.

“That’s all we can control.

We’re trying to get two points every time we step on the ice.”

na’s first-quarter points, and 10 of the Stars 16 points in the first half.

Colony held McElroy to only two points in the second half. Berg said it wasn’t really a halftime adjustment.

The Knights simply made it harder on McElroy in the second half.

“He’s a good player. He’s gotten really good at playing himself around the rim and making plays. I thought we missed a couple of assignments early. I thought we were guarding it right, but thought there was just a little breakdown,” Berg said of McElroy. “We talked about going and bugging him a little bit with the off guards. He didn’t catch as clean in the second half.”

Nathan Spence added seven points for the Stars, who were in search of their first trip to the NLC title game since 2009. Austin Kruse hit a pair of 3-pointers and scored six.

Overall, Berg said he was happy with his team’s ability to keep hold of the lead, even when the Stars tried to rally.

“I thought we kept our composure. In regions, it’s going to be a grind. That’s what it was,” Berg said.

SoHi meets Wasilla in the thirdplace game at 1:45 p.m. Saturday.

Colony girls 50, Soldotna 42 PALMER — Izzy Tweed saved her best for last.

Tweed, scoreless in the first three quarters, scored nine of her team’s 15 fourth-quarter points to help Colony grab a 50-42 win over Soldotna during the Northern Lights Conference semifinals at Colony High on Friday evening.

Soldotna, which trailed through the entire second and third quarters, tied the game with a Katelynn Kerkvliet layup with 6:45 left in the fourth quarter. But Tweed and the Knights had the immediate answer.

Tweed hit a deep 3 on Colony’s ensuing possession to give her team the 39-36 advantage, a lead Colony would hold for the remainder of the game.

Less than a minute later, Tweed hit her second 3-pointer of the quarter to push Colony’s lead to six points.

Junior Faith Farris sparked the Knights early with 13 of her gamehigh 19 points in the first half. The total included a trio of 3-pointers.

Ashley Turcotte and Jennifer Solano added seven each for Colony, which returns to the NLC title game for the first time since 2011. It also marks the 20th straight year that a Valley team will play for a NLC girls title.

Colony meets top-seeded and undefeated Kodiak on Saturday afternoon at CHS. Makayla Wong led Soldotna with 14 points in the loss. Kerkvliet added

Friday Brown Bears 4, IceRays 0 Kenai River Corpus Christi

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First period — 1. Kenai River, Andrews (Fuchs, Karlsson), 10:08. Penalties — Kenai River 3 for 6:00.

Second period — 2. Kenai River, Stefan (Davidson), 18:23. Penalties — Kenai River 1 for 2:00; Corpus Christi 1 for 2:00.

Third period — 3. Kenai River, Spellman (Fuchs, Butcher), 4:50; 4. Kenai River, Fuchs (Butcher, Chavez), pp, 8:47. Penalties — Kenai River 2 for 4:00; Corpus Christi 3 for 6:00.

Shots on goal — Kenai River 4-9-15—28; Corpus Christi 12-10-12—34.

Goalies — Kenai River, Quinn (34 shots, 34 saves); Corpus Christi, Myers (28 shots, 24 saves).

Power plays — Kenai River 1 for 4; Corpus Christi 0 for 6.

Saturday Brown Bears 3, IceRays 1 Kenai River Corpus Christi

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First period — 1. Corpus Christi, McDiarmid (Roisum, Ville), 18:01. Penalties — Kenai River 2 for 4:00; Corpus Christi 2 for 4:00.

Second period — 2. Kenai River, Spellman (Berglund, Karlsson), pp, 0:29. Penalties — Kenai River 1 for 2:00; Corpus Christi 1 for 2:00.

Third period — 3. Kenai River, Wolter (Spellman, Deal), 8:30; 4. Kenai River, Butcher (Fuchs, Karlsson), 16:39. Penalties — Kenai River 4 for 19:00; Corpus Christi 3 for 17:00.

Shots on goal — Kenai River 12-7-8—27; Corpus Christi 13-6-9—28.

Goalies — Kenai River, Oldham (28 shots, 27 saves); Corpus Christi, Ploszaj (27 shots, 24 saves).

Power plays — Kenai River 1 for 3; Corpus Christi 0 for 5.

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With the loss, Soldotna will meet Justice English led Kenai with Wasilla in the NLC third-place game, 10 points. Allie Ostrander hit a pair Saturday at noon at CHS. of 3-pointers and scored eight.

Palmer boys 63, Kenai 55 PALMER — Any hope of a trip to the state tournament for the Palmer Moose disappeared with a tough loss to Soldotna during the first round of the Northern Lights Conference tournament Thursday.

But even though the Moose had no shot at qualifying for the state tourney, Palmer still had one last game on the schedule.

Palmer rebounded with a win over Kenai Central on Friday, during the second day of the tourney at Colony High School.

“A game like that, you know it’s the last game of the season. For the seniors it’s the last game of your career. It’s fairly tough sometimes to find that motivation and desire,” Palmer head coach Brandon Blake said after the win. “Total credit to them. They played hard. The seniors played hard the entire game. We got to play a bunch of the young kids. It was a nice way to finish.”

Senior Adam Ramoth capped his Moose career with a 30-point effort.

He was 8 of 14 from the field, and a perfect 3 for 3 from behind the arc.

Ramoth also drained 11 of 12 free throws.

“He had an unbelievable day,” Blake said of Ramoth.

Senior Cody Wells finished with 11 points and grabbed a team-high eight rebounds.

The seniors also helped spark Palmer’s 20-2 second-quarter run.

“We made a nice run in that second quarter there. Cody Wells and Adam Ramoth made some big plays defensively,” Blake said.

Kenai used a 20-10 third-quarter run to try to get back into the game, but Palmer was able to outscore the Kards 22-18 during the final quarter to secure the win.

Trevor Shirnberg posted a double-double and led his squad with a team-high 19 points and game-high 10 rebounds. Jonah Theisen hit a pair of 3s and added a dozen points.

Palmer girls 44, Kenai 36 PALMER — With a roster than includes seven sophomores and 10 players who could potentially return to the program, Palmer is building for the future.

Friday, the Moose capped their season with something on which to build.

Sophomore Leya DePriest collected game highs of 10 points and eight rebounds to lead the Moose.

Sophomore Katie Bowman added nine points and two steals, while sophomore Carly Venzke chipped

Friday boys Knights 43, Stars 32 SOLDOTNA (32) — Young 0 1-2 1, Furlong 1 0-0 3, Spence 3 0-0 7, Kruse 2 0-0 6, Fowler 1 1-2 3, McElroy 5 2-2 12; Totals: 12 4-6 32.

COLONY (43) — West 3 1-1 8, Fulp 3 1-1 8, Dinkel 5 2-2 12, Nygard 3 1-2 9, Sonnenberg 0 2-2 2, Bush 2 0-1 4; Totals: 16 7-9 43.

3-point field goals: Soldotna 4 (Kruse 2), Colony 4 (Nygard 2) ; Total fouls: Soldotna 14, Colony 11.

Moose 63, Kardinals 55 Palmer Kenai

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PALMER (63) — A. Ramoth 8 11-12 30, Jones 1 3-4 5, Ferris 3 0-0 6, Southwick 0 2-5 2, Wells 3 5-9 11, Christiansen 2 1-2 5, Yanez 1 2-3 4; Totals: 18 24-35 63.

KENAI (55) — Theisen 3 4-4 12, Shirnberg 8 3-4 19, McKee 1 0-0 3, Jackson 2 0-0 5, Foree 1 2-2 5; Totals: 18 13-14 55.

3-point field goals: Palmer 3 (A. Ramoth 3), Kenai 6 (Theisen 2).

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SOLDOTNA (42) — Benson 2 1-2 6, Litchfield 3 3-7 9, M. Wong 5 4-4 14, Kerkvliet 5 3-6 13; Totals: 15 11-19 42.

COLONY (50) — Farris 6 4-6 19, Tweed 3 1-2 9, Stephens 1 3-6 5, Turcotte 1 5-8 7, Brumbaugh 1 1-2 3, Solano 2 3-4 7; Totals: 14 17-28 50.

3-point field goals: Soldotna 1 (Benson 1), Colony 5 (Farris 3); Total fouls: Soldotna 23, Colony 16.

Moose 44, Kardinals 36 Palmer Kenai

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PALMER (44) — Venzke 2 0-1 4, K. DePriest 1 3-4 5, Bowman 2 5-7 9, Osiensky 2 0-0 4, Ledger 0 4-8 4, McCall 0 2-2 2, Smylie 1 2-2 4, L. DePriest 4 2-2 10; Totals: 13 18-24 44.

KENAI (36) — Ostrander 3 0-0 8, English 3 4-6 10, Creighton 2 0-1 2, Steinbeck 2 1-2 5, Barcus 4 0-6 8, Beck 0 3-4 3; Totals: 13 8-19 36.

3-point field goals: Palmer 0, Kenai 2 (Ostrander 2).

Saturday girls Warriors 69, Stars 27 Wasilla Soldotna

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WASILLA (69) — Kelly 1 3-8 5, LaBuda 0 2-2 2, Heath 0 2-2 2, Johnson 11 7-7 35, Baham 4 0-0 9, Toews 0 1-2 1, Hutchins 1 3-5 5, Dinkel 1 1-2 3, Edwards 2 2-4 7; Totals: 20 21-32 69.

SOLDOTNA (27) — Benson 2 1-2 6, Litchfield 1 3-6 6, L. Wong 1 1-2 3, Kerkvliet 3 5-6 11, Miller 0 1-3 1; Totals: 7 11-19 27.

3-point field goals: Wasilla 8 (Johnson 6), Soldotna 2 (Benson, Litchfield 1); Total fouls: Wasilla 20, Soldotna 24.

Saturday boys Stars 67, Warriors 45 Soldotna Wasilla

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SOLDOTNA (67) — Calloway 0 1-2 1, Young 6 3-3 18, Conradi 2 1-2 5, Spence 3 0-0 7, Spence 2 3-5 9, Kruse 5 0-0 15, Fowler 1 0-0 2, McElroy 3 1-1 7, Trammell 1 0-0 3; Totals: 23 10-14 67.

WASILLA (45) — Carney 2 4-4 9, Krueger 0 3-4 3, Baham 4 4-6 14, Garnett 3 0-7 7, Houck 2 0-0 5, Thatta 1 0-0 2, Burns 2 1-4 5; Totals: 14 12-27 45.

3-point field goals: Soldotna 11 (Kruse 5), Wasilla 5 (Baham 2); Total fouls: Soldotna 18, Wasilla 19.

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Warriors.

On Friday night, the Seldovia boys hoops team clinched its first state tournament berth in six years with an exciting 51-47 victory over Nikolaevsk.

In a game that featured 11 lead changes — eight in the third quarter alone — the Sea Otters had to rally back with eight straight points in the fourth quarter after leading much of the way and held off one final charge from the Warriors to seal the win.

It marks the first state spot for Seldovia since 2008, when the team finished fifth in the boys Class 2A state tournament.

“We finished third of these three teams at our own tournament earlier this year,” said Seldovia coach Mark Janes, referring to Nikolaevsk and CIA. “No one can remember the last time we won regions, so this is great.”

Aiden Philpot’s 16 points led Seldovia, and he came up big when his team needed him, scoring eight in the fourth quarter.

“It’s crazy, we played like we were down the whole game,” Philpot said. “It was so intense, it was just awesome.”

Teammate Calem Collier contributed 14 points as well.

“They’re a young group of kids, and they’ve played since junior high but this is a whole different level,” Janes said. “I was just trying to keep the energy up, keep them focused, working as a team and they responded.”

Neil Gordeev scored 16 points for Nikolaevsk, utilizing his height advantage to tip in a number of offensive rebounds, and teammate Jonah Fefelov

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Nikolaevsk’s offense was not necessarily the problem, it was the number of offensive boards and second-chance opportunities that Seldovia was getting that hindered the Warriors.

Jaruby Nelson started the game with six first-quarter points, but ultimately ended with only nine total.

“We were taking shots but not getting offensive rebounds, which makes it tough,” said Nikolaevsk coach Steve Klaich.

“Shots were falling like they usually do, but we gave up too many second-chance points.

They were jumping for the ball instead of boxing out and then rebounding.”

Leading 10-8 after one quarter, Philpot and Collier stretched Seldovia’s lead with to nine with a flurry of jumpshots and one shot from beyond the arc, but Gordeev kept Nikolaevsk in the game with a few buckets of his own.

Seldovia took a 24-20 lead into halftime, but Nikolaevsk came back in the third quarter, exchanging buckets between the duo of Gordeev and Jonah Fefelov and the duo of Seldovia’s Collier and Chance Haller.

At the end of the frame, Nikolaevsk held a 39-37 lead.

“We went into halftime, and they were confident up top,” Janes said. “Niko was getting steals, and we had to focus on our passing and fundamentals.

“It came down to a few key boards there that Aiden got that totally changed the momentum for us.”

Philpot used a layup to tie it up early in the fourth quarter, but was answered by Fefelov with a 3-pointer.

From there, Seldovia ran off eight straight points from Collier and Philpot. With 1:34 to go, Jaruby Nelson nailed a 3 that closed Nikolaevsk’s gap to

ter in games against Cook Inlet, it’s tight and we’re nervous, but today was a little more relaxed,” Continued from page B-1 Stafford said.

To add insult to injury, CIA onds in that gave CIA the first starter Madison Orth suffered an ankle injury in the final minlead of the night.

However, it would be a tem- ute of the game. porary lead, as Serafima Kalugin answered back with a trey CIA girls 33, Ninilchik 30 of her own, and Nianiella DorSaturday, Cook Inlet Academy vall’s basket put Nikolaevsk stemmed a late rally from Ninilahead on the next possession.

From there, life got increas- chik to punch its ticket to the state ingly difficult for CIA, as coach tournament.

Trailing 30-19 with five minRustin Hitchcock had to bench utes to go, Ninilchik scrambled to Moffis before the first quarter put together an 11-1 run that closed was up due to two early fouls. the deficit to a single point with 25 “We played good basket- seconds to go, but the Eagles held ball, but the offensive synergy tough on defense in the waning wasn’t there,” Hitchcock said. seconds and clinched the game “Going into the locker room af- with two free throws from Nicole ter the game, there’s nothing to Moffis with 6.1 seconds left.

“In a bad way, we were just takbe mad about.” what they were giving us,” said Once Moffis was put back ing CIA coach Rustin Hitchcock. “I into the game midway through thought we took a step back in that the second quarter, the CIA way, but it was also credit to their defense began to pick up, evi- defense. They shut down Nicole denced by a number of blocks and they shut down our guns.”

Moffis scored eight points, and steals the Eagles forced on second to the 10 that Ashleigh the Warriors.

But, even with the turnovers Hammond put up. Ninilchik was they enjoyed, CIA continued to paced by Jessica Rogers with nine find ways to miss the net on the points.

Hammond had nine points by other end of the floor. halftime, as the junior guard man“There was a lid on their aged to finagle her way through the basket,” Klaich joked. “There Ninilchik defense on a number of were so many baskets that they occasions in the first half. normally make that they didn’t With 5:30 left in the fourth make. I feel for Rustin because quarter, CIA was cruising with an I understand what that feels 11-point lead, but within minutes, the game seemed to be in Ninillike.”

Hitchcock chalked it up to chik’s hands.

“They were just hitting big one of those nights. and most important play“If (Nikolaevsk is) going to shots, ing good defense,” said Ninilchik shoot four thousand percent coach Rod Van Saun. “That’s what and we’re going to shoot zero, it came down to. that’s going to happen,” he said.

“I don’t know, it’s not some“They are a good team and I thing I drew up, it’s something know that, but we have to play they found within themselves.”

Krista Sinclair hit a 3-pointer, better, and we just didn’t.

“It’s not that we’re devas- Rogers followed that with a short tated by it, we’re just turning jumpshot and then converted the around and focusing on tomor- free throw for a 3-point play, then added another two points on anrow.” other fouled layup.

Leading 20-10 at halftime, The sequence of events left Nikolaevsk poured it on at the Ninilchik trailing 30-27 with 2:09 end of the third quarter, scoring left.

10 unanswered points, beginOrth added a free throw with ning with two 3s from Stafford 41 seconds left, but on the ensuing and Kilina Klaich 23 seconds Ninilchik possession, Rogers got apart, and ending with a buzz- the ball to an open Melissa Ehlers er-beating, off-balance jumper on the right wing, who mailed in a from Stafford that left the War- crucial trey with 25 seconds left.

“Ehlers hit a big 3, and it riors with a 32-13 lead heading couldn’t have come at a better into the fourth quarter. time,” Van Saun said. “I knew all “I’m proud of my girls for game we had a chance, and after winning by more than one or that, we had a turnover and they two points,” Klaich said. “They got some offensive boards and free never gave up until the last sec- throws, and that was it.”

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A whopping 9 minutes, 44 when Moffis tried holding the ball, seconds, passed between field she was fouled, and she converted goals for CIA in a span between on the points to seal the win. our three captains the third and fourth quarters, so are “Luckily probably three of the top five by the time Ashleigh Hammond ballhandlers in the region,” Hitchtipped in a layup in the waning cock said. “You have to have the minutes of the game, it was al- patience and the methodical plan, ready out of reach for CIA. and we got it into Nicole’s hands, “Usually in the fourth quar- whose made some clutch free

47-45, but putback layups off of offensive rebounds dictated the outcome for Seldovia in the final minute.

Saturday, things didn’t look much better for Nikolaevsk in the second-place game, but they finished strong to seal the win.

CIA started hot out of the gate, getting shots from Timmy Smithwick and Mylon Weems to grab an early 13-9 lead.

Nikolaevsk’s first-quarter tally consisted of only 3-pointers.

Neil Gordeev, Nikolaevsk’s tallest player, also had to be called to the bench after getting hit with two early fouls.

“On the offensive end, I was emphasizing to them that I wanted to take the ball to the hole, and not just settle for 3s” Klaich said. “I knew that if we got inside, the 3-point shot would open up. We had the size and skill to get inside, and we were only looking for 3s early.

We weren’t getting shots and we fell behind.”

Klaich commended the defensive performance of Felemon Molodih, who had the tough task of guarding CIA’s Timmy Smithwick most of the game. Smithwick was held to eight points. Mylon Weems led the Eagles with 10 points.

CIA led 19-17 at halftime, and stretched its lead by the end of the third quarter to 28-23.

That’s when Nikolaevsk’s offense began to explode.

Jonah Fefelov hit a layup to get things started, and Jaruby Nelson followed that up with a jumper. Fefelov’s free throw with 6:39 left tied the game at 28 apiece. Nelson ended with 22 points, including four 3s, to lead Nikolaevsk.

Following a CIA possession, Nelson brought the ball down the court, set up in the near corner and fired off a 3-pointer to give Nikolaevsk a 31-28 lead.

Nelson then pulled the same stunt on the very next Warriors

possession, this time hitting a long jumper to extend the lead.

“We just stayed focus and stayed within my game, found the key and take the shots I normally take,” Nelson said. “I’ve practiced that for years.”

After a Riley Smithwick layup, freshman Nikit Fefelov decided to heat up, hitting consecutive treys that put Nikolaevsk up 39-31 with 3:29 to go that had the gym rocking.

“When we got the ball, our instincts kicked in and the first thing we thought of was to shoot the 3,” Fefelov said.

Fefelov scored nine points total, all on 3s.

CIA coach Justin Franchino took the blame for setting up his defense in a way that allowed the Warriors to get open looks from long range.

“We were a little slow to rotate, and I made a mistake with switching the defense up,” Franchino said. “They were just hitting shots, and basketball is a game where you put your team in a position to win, and we did that tonight. They were hitting shots tonight, and that was the difference in the game.

“They were cold last night against Seldovia, and they were hot tonight. All that credit goes to them.”

David Barlow closed CIA’s deficit with a trey of his own, and the game began to tighten up once again. With 1:32 remaining, Timmy Smithwick tipped in a missed free-throw attempt from Weems that closed the gap to 39-37.

However, that would be the last time CIA would stay within one possession of Nikolaevsk.

Nelson played the final seconds of the game by holding the ball and getting the fouls, and he hit four free throws to clinch the win.

“We’ve worked all year for this,” Nelson said. “It’s great.”

Fefelov echoed Nelson’s

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Wasilla Lake started the game “I can’t even express how this with 25 points in the first quarfeels, I’ve wanted to do this since ter.

I was a little kid,” Fefelov said.

Saturday boys Earlier on Saturday, the CIA Warriors 43, Eagles 39 boys beat Wasilla Lake to earn Nikolaevsk 9 8 6 20 —43 a spot in the second-place game Cook Inlet 13 6 9 11 —39 against Nikolaevsk.

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CIA (20) — Hanna 0 0-0 0, Moffis 1 4-4 7, Taplin 0 0-0 0, Hills 0 0-0 0, Brush 0 0-0 0, Lyons 0 2-2 2, Hammond 1 2-3 4, McGahan 0 0-0 0, Orth 2 3-7 7. Totals 4 11-16 20.

3-point field goals — Nikolaevsk 4 (Stafford 2, Ki. Klaich 1, Se. Kalugin 1); CIA 1 (Moffis 1).

Team fouls — Nikolaevsk 16; CIA 16.

Finney 7 0-3 14, Me. Clark 2 0-0 4. Totals 20 1-7 41.

LUMEN CHRISTI (28) — Dickhaus 0 0-0 0, Barnes 0 0-0 0, Jones 1 0-1 2, Estes 2 1-2 6, Kruger 5 1-4 12, Childs 1 0-0 2, McCormick 0 0-0 0, Zitzow 1 0-2 3, Thoreness 1 1-2 3. Totals 11 3-11 28.

3-point field goals — Ninilchik 0; Lumen Christi 2 (Estes 1, Kruger 1).

Team fouls — Ninilchik 9; Lumen Christi 11.

Ninilchik girls 31, Birchwood 26 On Saturday morning, the Wolverines clamped down on defense early and held off the Birchwood Warriors late with offense to win their way into Saturday’s secondplace game at Skyview.

Jessica Rogers led Ninilchik with 14 points.

Ninilchik held Birchwood to a single field goal in the first half to grab a 10-2 lead at halftime, then scored 15 points in the fourth quarter to get the win.

Ninilchik girls 41, Lumen Christi 28 The Wolverines kept their state hopes alive Friday with a victory over Lumen Christi.

Jessica Rogers led Ninilchik with 17 points — including eight in the third quarter — and Jordan Finney added 14, with eight in the second quarter.

Tori Kruger paced Lumen Christi with 12 points.

Birchwood girls 52, Seldovia 39 The Sea Otters fell out of the tournament Friday with a loss to Birchwood.

Audrea Roberts led Birchwood with 21 points, 15 coming in the second half. Marina Chissus scored 23 points to pace Seldovia.

Seldovia led 7-4 after the first quarter, and 18-17 at halftime, but could not keep up in the third quarter, as Birchwood outscored Seldovia 20-11.

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CIA (33) — Hanna 0 0-0 0, Moffis 2 3-4 8, Hills 0 0-0 0, Brush 3 0-0 7, Lyons 1 0-0 2, Hammond 3 2-5 10, McGahan 1 0-3 2, Orth 1 2-5 4. Totals 11 7-17 33.

NINILCHIK (30) — Rogers 2 5-6 9, Sinclair 2 1-1 6, Goins 2 1-4 6, Ehlers 2 0-3 5, Finney 1 0-0 2, Me. Clark 1 0-0 2. Totals 10 7-14 30.

3-point field goals — CIA 4 (Hammond 2, Brush 1, Moffis 1); Ninilchik 3 (Sinclair 1, Goins 1, Ehlers 1).

Team fouls — CIA 13; Ninilchik 15.

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NINILCHIK (31) — Rogers 6 1-4 14, Sinclair 0 0-2 0, Goins 1 1-5 3, Ehlers 2 0-0 4, Finney 3 0-0 6, Clark 2 0-0 4. Totals 14 2-11 31.

BIRCHWOOD (26) — Vickers 1 1-2 4, Craig 2 0-0 4, Roberts 3 0-1 6, Becker 1 0-0 2, Goward 3 4-4 10. Totals 10 5-7 26.

3-point field goals — Ninilchik 0; Birchwood 1 (Vickers 1).

Team fouls — Ninilchik 7; Birchwood 11.

Friday girls Warriors 37, Eagles 20 Nikolaevsk 13 7 12 5 —37 Cook Inlet 7 3 3 7 —20 NIKOLAEVSK (37) — Ki. Klaich 2 2-2 7, Kr. Klaich 0 1-2 1, Fefelov 1 0-0 2, So. Kalugin 2 1-2 5, Stafford 3 0-3 8, Se. Kalugin 2 1-3 6, Dorvall 2 0-0 4, Hickman 2 0-0 4. Totals 14 5-12 37.

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CIA boys 56, Ninilchik 19 The Eagles took care of business Friday afternoon to extend their hopes of making it to state, one day after suffering a close loss to Seldovia.

Timmy Smithwick scored 22 points to lead CIA, including 18 in the second half. Teammate Riley Solie added 14 points and Mylon Weems had 11.

Austin White paced Ninilchik with 12 points.

CIA led 21-17 at halftime, but the second half was where they dominated, outscoring Ninilchik 35-2.

CIA hoarded the ball in the second half, only allowing a single bucket by Ninilchik in the fourth quarter after a scoreless third quarter.

Wasilla Lake boys 77, Nanwalek 74 Not even 42 points from John Romanoff could help Nanwalek keep their tournament hopes alive on Friday, as the Eagles fell to Wasilla Lake in the consolation bracket.

Nevertheless, Romanoff had a huge day, attempting 24 free throws (hitting 14), and 13 field goals in the loss. He had 22 points by halftime, including going 8-for-15 from the charity stripe in the second quarter alone.

Wasilla Lake was led by Braden Thorn with 20 points, while Walter Cook added 18.

Romanoff wrapped up the game with 14 points in the fourth quarter, but it wasn’t enough to withstand the 22 points from Wasilla Lake in the same frame.

Birchwood 52, Seldovia 39 Birchwood 4 13 20 16 —52 Seldovia 7 11 11 10 —39

Yakunin 2 1-2 5, N. Fefelov 3 0-0 9, Gordeev 1 0-0 2, F. Molodih 0 0-0 0, J. Fefelov 1 3-6 5. Totals 14 8-13 43.

CIA (39) — Hammond 1 0-0 3, R. Smithwick 3 1-2 8, Barlow 1 0-0 3, Leaf 3 1-3 7, T. Smithwick 4 0-0 8, R. Solie 0 0-0 0, Weems 4 2-4 10. Totals 16 4-9 39.

3-point field goals — Nikolaevsk 7 (Nelson 4, N. Fefelov 3); CIA 3 (Hammond 1, R. Smithwick 1, Barlow 1).

Team fouls — Nikolaevsk 8; CIA 14. Fouled out — R. Smithwick.

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SELDOVIA (51) — R. Waterbury 0 0-0 0, Sidibe 0 0-0 0, D. Waterbury 5 0-0 10, Collier 5 2-2 14, Haller 2 0-1 4, Philpot 7 2-2 16, O’Leary 3 1-2 7. Totals 22 5-7 51.

NIKOLAEVSK (47) — Nelson 4 0-2 9, A. Yakunin 3 0-1 6, N. Fefelov 2 0-2 5, Gordeev 8 0-0 16, Molodih 0 0-2 0, J. Fefelov 4 0-0 11. Totals 21 0-7 47.

3-point field goals — Seldovia 2 (Collier 2); Nikolaevsk 5 (J. Fefelov 3, N. Fefelov 1, Nelson 1).

Team fouls — Seldovia 8; Nikolaevsk 9.

Eagles 56, Wolverines 19 Cook Inlet 17 4 14 21 —56 Ninilchik 9 8 0 2 —19 CIA (56) — Hammond 0 0-0 0, R. Smithwick 0 0-1 0, Barlow 3 0-1 9, Leaf 0 0-0 0, J. Solie 0 0-0 0, T. Smithwick 9 4-4 22, Lyons 0 0-0 0, R. Solie 5 2-2 14, Weems 4 3-5 11.

Totals 21 9-13 56.

NINILCHIK (19) — Presley 1 0-0 2, Mirales 2 1-2 5, Bartolowits 0 0-0 0, Thorn 0 0-0 0, S. Appelhanz 0 0-0 0, White 5 2-3 12, Delgado 0 0-1 0. Totals 8 3-5 19.

3-point field goals — Ninilchik 0.

Team fouls — Ninilchik 13.

Rams 77, Eagles 74 Wasilla Lake 25 15 15 22 —77 Nanwalek 17 22 17 18 —74 WASILLA LAKE (77) — J. Stiner 5 4-5 14, B. Stiner 2 1-3 5, Wilson 1 2-2 4, Sherban 0 2-4 2, Knowles 5 1-5 11, Thorn 9 2-2 20, Palmberg 1 1-2 3, Cook 6 4-4 18. Totals 29 17-27 77.

NANWALEK (74) — X. Romanoff 6 2-3 18, T. Ukatish 2 1-2 5, J. Romanoff 13 14-24 42, Anahonak 1 1-2 3, L. Ukatish 0 0-0 0, Evans 3 0-0 6, N. Ukatish 0 0-0 0. Totals 25 18-31 74.

3-point field goals — Wasilla Lake 2 (Cook 2); Nanwalek 6 (X. Romanoff 4, J. Romanoff 2).

Team fouls — Wasilla Lake 24; Nanwalek 20. Fouled out — Evans, Sherban, Knowles.

BIRCHWOOD (52) — Roberts 7 7-10 21, Goward 2 0-0 4, Vickers 6 2-6 15, Becker 4 2-4 10, Craig 1 0-0 2, T. Goward 0 0-0 0.

Totals 20 11-20 52.

SELDOVIA (39) — Chissus 7 9-12 23, Meganack 0 0-0 0, Mitchell 0 0-0 0, Waterbury 1 0-0 2, Swick 2 0-0 4, Turner 3 0-0 6, Crosby 2 0-0 4. Totals 15 9-12 39.

3-point field goals — Birchwood 1 (Vicker 1); Seldovia 0.

Team fouls — Birchwood 6; Seldovia 7.

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The Nikiski Middle School volleyball team recently defeated Seward Middle School to win the borough middle school volleyball championships.The Nikiski Lady Bulldogs came in with solid serves and tough net play to win their first ever volleyball championship. The Soldotna Middle School teams battled for third, with Soldotna Silver coming out on top. The Nikiski team, pictured, includes: (standing left to right) Samantha Perry, Jamie Yerkes, Hope Burleson, Bethany Carstens, Emma Wik, Skylar Freeman, Kaitlyn Dela Kruz, Melanie Sexton, Deidra Lamping, Verity Feltman, Student Coach Lauren O’Brien; (Front row ) Coach Breta Brown, Kelsey Clark.

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thought this was going to be one of those columns that writes itself.

After all, it’s March, lots of politics around, logical fodder for my annual rant. We had the Board of Fish (I always picture a round table surrounded by various species of salmon, all in suits and ties and horn rimmed glasses ready to conduct a meeting; probably have better results) screw up the Cook Inlet fishery. I don’t have a horse it that race so I can say that as an impartial observer.

However, everyone I know on the peninsula is involved at some level with one or the other of the fisheries and NO one has had a good word to say about the outcome. The consensus seems to be that if we got the predators off the spawning grounds the kings MIGHT rebound, but the economic repercussions would be felt all over the peninsula. So ultimately, it comes down to save the resource or break the bank.

Which brings us to the State Legislative session: over half finished and things are beginning to move a little “down there.” The biggest issue thus far, if you don’t count the ever-present Oil Patch Syndrome, is public schools. I DO have a horse in that race, as should everyone, so I pay attention to what’s going on even if it has no direct impact on my life and the issue is the same: Save the resource (our young people) or build the economy. If we devoted as much thought and consideration to our public schools as we do to allocating fish runs we’d be graduating rocket scientists from every Bush school.

And on the national front there is the “Affordable Care Act,” better known as Obamacare, exploding onto the economic and medical horizon like Mt. Etna over Pompeii. It seems to be omnipresent (one of my English teachers told me many years ago that “someday you will use that word” and finally I did). Again, no direct impact on me, yet, because I am a Senior Citizen (as I confessed last column) but I have not seen anything positive about it among the people I know and have only heard that someone’s cousin’s brother-in-law’s sister’s baby sitter can finally get insurance for her pre-existing condition and it only costs her $4 a month, or something equally as obscure. While the idea is exemplary (save the resource?) the implementation seems to be less than economically feasible (break the bank?).

So, I was very happy to take a two week break and concentrate on the Olympics. Actually, concentrate is a slight misnomer, as I wasn’t locked on to the TV every minute; however, because of the time difference between here and Russia, it was difficult to get away from it as every news broadcast during the day, radio and TV had some piece of Olympic news. Watching at night was often anti-climatic, just to watch the action because you already knew the outcome.

And there was no need to watch NCIS or The Blacklist. The Olympics had the usual figure skating drama and scoring scandal, the doping disqualifications and the political activism. Hockey supplied the suspense while extreme skiing and bob-sledding offered redemption. Not to mention the Jamaican bobsled team and this year, just as unlikely, a skier from East Timor in Indonesia for comic relief. The surprises came with who won the medals in which sports. Not the old “tried and trues.” While the U.S. brought home the usual number of medals of all colors, they weren’t the ones expected to be earned by the heroes of the past but by the young whipper-snappers who sneaked in with the extreme sports.

Back in one of my other lives, I was acquainted with a woman who participated in the 1936 Olympics as a relay runner with the British women’s team. When I knew her, 50 years later, she said that at the time, of course, no one realized they were becoming a noted part of history. They were just there to do their best and maybe earn a medal (her team did not). She was still very athletic and walked a mile and swam against the tide every day. I wonder what she might think of the radical additions to the traditional favorite Olympic sports today and of the extravaganza the games have become because of TV. So, the “column that wrote itself” has become more of a lament against Cabin Fever. This winter has been strange and no shorter than usual.

I want spring to come so I can escape from the mind boggling issues that seem to plague us every February. The days are getting longer; the sun is trying to shine; and soon politics will become less all-consuming as real life takes over again.

But for now it’s back to fisheries, school funding and Obamacare. I think I’d rather be judging figure skating on somebody else’s home turf.

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News and Notes Jensen named to President’s List at Dickinson State Dillon Jensen of Soldotna has been named to the President’s List for fall 2013 at Dickinson State University in Dickinson, N.D. To be eligible for the President’s List, students must be enrolled fulltime and have a minimum semester grade-point average of 3.9 or higher.

Denison completes basic training Air Force Airman Neeta C. Denison graduated from basic military training at Joint Base San AntonioLackland, San Antonio, Texas.

Denison The airman completed an intensive, eight-week program that included training in military discipline and studies, Air Force core values, physical fitness, and basic warfare principles and skills.

Airmen who complete basic training earn four credits toward an associate in applied science degree through the Community College of the Air Force.

Denison is the daughter of Dorothy and Michael Denison of Sol-

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Rivera Burgo completes basic training

Learning for Life Growing season starts now Finally ... it’s seed starting time again!

There are many benefits to gardeners starting their own plants from seed, but none as important as the huge diversity of crops and varieties available to those who do so.

Interested in trying some new and delicious varieties of kale, culinary herbs, or maybe even a tomato or two? Not sure about the steps or even when to start them from seed? Not to worry, we have a number of very helpful University of Alaska Fairbanks Cooperative Extension Service publications addressing just such concerns, as well as a list of some of our other favorite seed starting resources to help you grow happy, healthy plants for your garden this year.

Find “Starting Seeds and Transplants” and “Fluorescent Lights for Plant Growth” at http://www.uaf.edu/ces/districts/kenai/.

We also have hard copies in our office located at 43961K-Beach Rd., Suite A, Soldotna, AK 99669. Call us at 262-5824. We are “Learning for Life”.

Air Force Reserve Airman 1st Class Hector A. Rivera Burgos graduated from basic military training at Joint Base San AntonioLackland, San Antonio, Texas.

The airman completed an intensive, eightweek program that included training in military discipline Rivera Burgos and studies, Air Force core values, physical fitness, and basic warfare principles and skills.

Airmen who complete basic training earn four credits toward an Submitted by Lydia Clayton, UAF Cooperative Extension Serassociate in applied science degree vice, Agriculture and Horticulture Agent, Kenai Peninsula Disthrough the Community College of trict. the Air Force.

Rivera Burgos is the son of Hector and Zoe Rivera of Kenai. He is the community know about? Send ginning with the 20th. a 2013 graduate of Kenai Central it to us!

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Ask a Designer: Florals, updated, return to decor Westwood have created digitized, pixilated floral prints that mix traditional and modern style.

But, he says, even the most classic chintz fabrics can look great in a modern home if they’re handmade and high quality.

Flynn encourages clients to mix floral patterns with other prints.

“The floral cottage style of a decade ago was all florals and ribbons,” Flynn says. “Anytime I’m dealing with a home occupied by couples arguing over masculine and feminine styles, I’m likely to mix botanicals or florals with classic masculine prints such as gingham, check or plaid.”

That juxtaposition of “classic girly prints with iconic patterns used for men’s spaces” creates a modern, gender-neutral room.

By MELISSA RAYWORTH Associated Press

After years of simple solids and geometric prints, the lowly flower is making a comeback in decor. Floral patterns have been blooming all over fashion runways in recent months, and they are slowly finding their way back into the world of home decorating, too.

It wasn’t long ago that any mention of floral upholstery or wallpaper brought back memories of 1980s cabbage roses, flowery Shabby Chic borders stenciled high on bedroom walls, and suburban homes designed to feel like precious cottages swathed in pink and green.

But today’s new patterns aren’t your grandmother’s florals. And they can be a refreshing antidote to the minimalist patterns that have dominated home decorating in recent years.

“It’s what we’re all craving,” says New Yorkbased designer Jon Call, founder of Mr. Call Designs. “It’s romance, it’s a softness ... and it feels fresh again, because no one has defined it for our generation.”

While brands like Laura Ashley delineated the floral look of a generation ago, the new florals have no rules. Which makes them more fun — and more challenging — to use successfully.

Here, Call and two other interior designers — Betsy Burnham of Los Angeles’ Burnham Design, and Brian Patrick Flynn, executive producer of HGTV.com’s Spring House series — offer advice on working with this fresh crop of floral patterns.

WHAT SIZE? “Scale is the most important factor in modernizing the look and feel of florals,” says Flynn.

He suggests avoiding flowers that are depicted at their actual size. Instead, pick patterns where the flowers are bigger — between 50 percent and 200 percent larger than life-size.

Call agrees: He’s a fan of using vintage prints in “the largest scale you can find,” so that the print’s eye-popping size contrasts with its traditional style.

But Call and Burnham also think floral prints can look modern if they’re printed on a very small scale, especially if they’re used on

WHERE TO USE IT? Floral patterns can work especially well on sleek, modern pieces of furniture, Burnham says. Rather than choosing a floral sofa that’s rounded and tufted, use floral upholstery on a simple sofa with straight, clean lines.

And rather than hanging floral draperies in a AP Photo/Brian Patrick Flynn, Sarah Dorio In this photo provided by Brian Patrick Flynn, bedroom or choosing a floral bedspread, use solid the interior designer uses affordable navy colored fabrics in those locations and then upholblue prints from Ralph Lauren and John Rob- ster the headboard in a bold, oversize floral. shaw to make an otherwise feminine den a bit WHAT COLORS? more gender neutral.

A great pattern can look dated if you pick the smaller items like throw pillows. wrong color palette, says Flynn. “Florals with mustard yellow and burgundy palettes instantly WHICH PATTERN? feel old and stuffy. To make them fresh and fun, Find a floral print that really appeals to you look for those with unexpected color palettes, personally, Burnham suggests. “Nothing corny, such as black and violet or springy greens and nothing ordinary,” she says. You want “some- punchy pinks. The pattern will keep its classic thing really special.” appeal, but with a youthful update.”

You might try “chinoiseries that include figBurnham says floral patterns done in just ures and florals,” Burnham says, “or flora and two colors (or in two shades of the same color) fauna... That’s a way to do it if you’re kind of can look more modern than florals that include scared of just flowers.” several colors. And “if you go for something on Another option is choosing a pattern that’s a crisp white background,” she says, it “might more “botanical” than flower-filled. read more current than something on a tea-dye “Homeowners with aversions to super-girly that’s more muted.” florals featuring rosebuds or elaborate petals Call’s thinks just about any color can work, may find botanicals a better fit,” says Flynn. though he prefers to steer clear of pinks and “While floral prints include shapes and silhou- purples. “It gets too sweet, too endearing,” he ettes of actual flowers, botanicals rely more on says. You have to “be careful with the sentistems and leaves.” mentality,” he says, or you’ll lose some of the Call points out that designers like Vivienne modern edge.

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That made them Liverpudlians, not Liverpoolers or Liverpoolites.

That’s always puzzled me. If you live in a city named after an edible organ, why make it worse when you describe yourself? I looked it up, and the city’s name means “pool with muddy water,” according to the Online Etymology Dictionary (a “lifer” was “thick, clotted water”). The word for a resident was the result of a joking substitution of “puddle” for “pool,” it seems.

Liverpudlians don’t seem to mind. Neither do the residents of the Scottish city of Glasgow, for they are Glaswegians, just as Norwegians live in Norway and Galwegians in Galway,

Ireland.

Europe is like that. I guess when you’ve been around as long as those guys, you have to have fun with your hometown.

Great Britain is the best example. People from Cambridge, for instance, are Cantabrigians. The Cornish come from Cornwall. If you’re from Manchester, you seem to be Mancunian. I swear.

Edinburgh’s residents would seem to be Edinburghers, but since the city is pronounced EDD-in-burro, I’m not so sure. I’ve read that they might actually be Edinburgensians. Whew!

People from Birmingham — England, not Alabama — can be Birminghamers, but also — wait for it — Brummies.

Dubliner makes sense for a guy living in Dublin, but Novocastrian and Geordie for the residents of Newcastle? I just don’t know.

My favorite, I believe, is Oxford. Attend that British center of learning and you are suddenly an Oxonian.

It’s not just the United Kingdom that has strange demonyms (names for the residents of an area). The rest of Europe is rolling in strange names, and many of them read like some-

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For instance, the people of Naples, Italy, are Neapolitan. I suspect they have chocolate, vanilla and strawberry heritage.

Hail from other Italian cities and you might wind up being Parmesan, Bolognese or Florentine. Yum!

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DEAR ABBY: Twenty years ago I fell in love, but never told the man how I felt. We spent a lot of time together back then, but I was always afraid to confess my feelings

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High-energy 3-year-old hard to handle in public DEAR ABBY: My son is almost 3. He is the light of my life. I love him more than I can describe, but sometimes I can’t handle his energy. We carefully monitor how much sugar he eats and we are sure his diet is not what’s causing the problem. Mostly I think he is just a rowdy little boy.

The problem is, we can’t take him out without dreading that he will act up. His refusal to listen to our requests — or listen to us when we speak to him at all — has put a strain on our marriage and we both feel like “failure” parents.

What are some things we can do to help our son channel his energy in a positive way, while getting some relief from his nonstop go-go attitude?

— NEEDS RELIEF IN KANSAS DEAR NEEDS RELIEF: This may be a phase your son is going through; however, it would be a good idea to discuss this with his pediatrician to make sure. While little children can be human “Energizer bunnies,” I am concerned that you say the boy doesn’t listen when you talk to him.

Tell the doctor and ask if a hearing check is in order.

As to your son’s acting up when you take him out — he should be told the rules and the penalties for not following them before you leave the house. If he doesn’t obey the rules, it is important that you follow through, whether that means he will be taken outside for a talk or taken home. Remember, consistency is the key.

That’s the way children learn.

If you are older parents and not active, consider enrolling the boy in sports activities, such as swimming or kiddie gym. I am told there are even karate classes for children your son’s age.

I read a book recently that could be helpful to you and your spouse. The title is “Raising Children That Other People Like to Be Around” by Richard Greenberg. It was written last year (2013) and published by New Generation Publishing. The price is $14, and the advice the author offers is worth every penny.

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because we were both married to other people. Time went by and we went our separate ways, but I have thought about him many times. A month ago I looked him up on Facebook, and we have reconnected.

Should I tell him Abigail Van Buren how I feel about him? I’m afraid he may not feel the same way. My question is, should you always tell people how you feel, even if it may hurt someone else — like his wife and my husband?

— IN A QUANDARY IN SAN ANTONIO DEAR IN A QUANDARY: My answer is NO. If this man is attracted to you or might like a fling, it could spark an affair in which two innocent people would be devastated. And if the feelings AREN’T mutual, you will look like a home-wrecking fool, so keep it to yourself and back off.

DEAR ABBY: My husband thinks it is fine to use his cellphone while he is in the bathroom, no matter who is on the other end. The noises must be obvious to anyone he’s talking to because he makes no effort to be quiet about his “business,” including flushing the toilet.

He won’t listen to me about how unacceptable this is. When I mention anything about it, he accuses me of being “sensitive” and “uptight.” Maybe he’ll listen to you and any of your readers who care to respond.

Any comments?

— CRINGING IN DALLAS DEAR CRINGING: Clearly your husband enjoys what he’s doing. If the people he’s talking to don’t mind — and apparently they don’t or they’d say, “I’ll talk to ya later!” — you should butt out.

Dear Abby is written by Abigail Van Buren, also known as Jeanne Phillips, and was founded by her mother, Pauline Phillips.

Write Dear Abby at www.DearAbby.com or P.O. Box 69440, Los Angeles, CA 90069.

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In 1963, President Kennedy made a trip to Germany, where he expressed his solidarity with the people of Berlin by telling them: “Ich bin ein Berliner.” That meant “I am a Berliner,” but some wags claimed that it was actually “I am a jelly doughnut,” because that sweet is called a berliner in some parts of Germany.

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Jaqueline Bigar’s Stars HAPPY BIRTHDAY for Sunday, March 9, 2014: This year you open up to change and diversity more than you have in the past. Your intuition and your emotions point to a new path and to honoring different priorities. If you are single, you need to trust your feelings and act accordingly.

The person you choose this year might not work next year. Make no major commitments. If you are attached, the two of you will be emotional together. In some ways, your significant other might be seeing a different side of your personality for the first time. Give him or her time to adjust. You can tune in to CANCER. The Stars Show the Kind of Day You’ll Have: 5-Dynamic; 4-Positive; 3-Average; 2-So-so; 1-Difficult ARIES (March 21-April 19) HHHH Listen to news that could be your wake-up call with an open mind. Pressure could build between you and someone else, but it won’t erupt. You simply need some downtime away from others. As a result, your creativity will be enhanced, as well as your mood. Tonight: Close to home.

This Week: Think and reflect.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20) HH You will see a substantial change in how a situation varies and draws different results. Don’t travel too far from home, as something could be off. A friend might be so ethereal at this moment that you won’t be able to have a logical conversation. Tonight: Get grounded.

This Week: Make calls, and be particularly attentive in a meeting midweek.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20) HHHH Your sense of direction is such that you seem to be on a different track from many people. A loved one remains a high priority. You could be feeling uneasy, but not sure why. Go for a drive to recharge your batteries. Tonight: Your treat!

This Week: Not until Wednesday do you feel up to snuff. Go with the flow.

CANCER (June 21-July 22) HHHH You’ll perk up in the morning and suddenly have all the energy one could desire. Recognize how much your perspective can be influenced by your energy levels. A fiery relative could just be amusing you right now.

Tonight: Forget tomorrow. Stay in the now.

This Week: You hit your power days Monday and Tuesday.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) HHHH You will want some downtime. You might have been social and available until now. This mood change comes from a need to rest. A brief discussion might be rigid between you and someone else. Tonight: Only where you want to be.

This Week: You almost have all the pieces of a puzzle.

You will solve this dilemma very soon!

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Understand that he or she won’t be around forever. A friend will help you gain a new perspective with an important relationship. Tonight: Where the action is.

This Week: Know what you want and go for it.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) HHHH You have the ability to move past a problem in a way that feels right to you. You also might be the person who convinces others that this path is the best one. You could have your hands full with a loved one.

You would not have it any other way. Tonight: Up late.

This Week: Even if you decide to sit on some feelings, they still will drive your actions.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) HHHHH Logic might not coincide with your emotions and intuition right now. Follow that highly tuned sense of yours, and you will achieve what you desire and more. Trust yourself and those feelings; they are more grounded than you realize. Tonight: Use your imagination.

This Week: Do what comes naturally.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) HHHH Be more forthright and direct with a family member who often tests your limits. Though your relationship is not always easy, it points to transformation in your life. Listen to your sixth sense with this person.

Tonight: Do not be alone.

This Week: You will do plenty of listening. Claim your power.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) HHH Pace yourself, and follow your mental schedule with self-discipline. You have so much ground to cover that you need to not get too distracted by others. You will feel better when you finally complete what you need to do. Tonight: Enjoy all the invitations.

This Week: Your listening skills come into play. Let others act as they want.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) HHH You know what to do. You might go from frolicking around to feeling exhausted. You could opt to spend some time catnapping or reading the paper when you are too tired to walk. Avoid any person who is draining.

Tonight: Snooze all you want.

This Week: Dive into a project early Monday.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) HHHHH You seem to function on a more intuitive level in the morning. Later in the day, you will notice how well everything fell into place when you listened to your feelings. Your imagination could take you down a very unusual path. Tonight: Do only what feels right.

This Week: Be more sensitive to those who are not as creative as you.

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Frontier Community Services is a Soldotna based non-profit agency providing in-home and group home services to people experiencing a disabling condition. We are seeking top-notch personnel for full-time and part-time positions within the agency with an interest in providing health care services for the Kenai Peninsula area.

Current Openings • Care Coordinator • Case Manager Full job descriptions can be found on our website, www.fcsonline.org ________________________________________ Pick up and return application packet to FCS’ HR Department, 43335 K-Beach Rd. Suite #36, Soldotna, AK 99669 or email to work@fcsonline.org FCS is an Equal Opportunity Employer

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Agriculture Computing & Engineering Construction & Trades Domestics, Childcare, Aides Drivers/Transportation Education Finance & Accounting General Employment Healthcare Hospitality & Food Service Manufacturing & Production Oil & Refinery Office & Clerical Personal Care/Beauty Professional/ Management Real Estate, Leasing, Mortgage Retail Sales & Marketing Schools/Training Tourism Work Wanted

Real Estate For Sale Commercial Property Condominiums/Town Homes Farms/Ranches Homes Income Property Land Manufactured Mobile Homes Multiple Dwelling Out of Area for Sale Steel Building Vacation Property Wanted To Buy Waterfront Property

Manufactured Mobile Homes WINTER IN MESA ARIZONA. Why pay rent when you can own a 3-bedroom home in a 5 star gated retirement park.

Priced to sell at $27,000.

Includes major appliances, air conditioning & much more. For more information please call (505)321-3250

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Homes

Homes

EMPLOYMENT

FSBO -

THREE-Bedroom, 2-bath, 2 large walk-inclosets, 1352 inside living space, crawl space, 1.5 car garage, fenced back yard, front and back decks.

Asphalt DW & neighborhood roads. Large space next to garage for boat or RV. Back yard fully sunned, perfect for greenhouse. Just shy of 1/2 acre. Excellent water. 2 blocks down from K-Beach. New in 2010 natural gas furnace, all new in 2010 appliances included (DW, oven, microwave, frig, washer & dryer). Master bath renovated w/walk-in tile shower; beautiful easy to maintain high-end vinyl flooring throughout.

Custom vertical blinds in living room and kitchen, and window coverings. Also included is 55-inch Samsung Plasma TV and 3-speaker Bose surround system; 8 camera security system; outside shed w/Honda lawn mower & weed trimmer. $1500 paint and wallpaper credit provided. Broker courtesy 2.5%. TWO ways to buy - Straight purchase or ASSUME low balance with $880 monthly payments for $70,000 up front cash. (No realtor or credit check is required for the assumption) MLS 14-560. Please call 398-8161; 24 hr notice requested for viewing.

Owner financing not available.

Rentals Apartments, Unfurnished Apartments, Furnished Cabins Condominiums Town Homes Duplex Homes Lots For Rent Manufactured/Mobile Homes Misc. Rentals Office Space Out of Area Rentals Rental Wanted Retail/Commercial Space Roommate Wanted Rooms For Rent Storage Rentals Vacation Rentals

Apartments, Unfurnished CLEAN KENAI 2-bedroom, 1.5-bath. fireplace, washer/dryer, dishwasher, basement.

Near schools. $775. includes heat, cable. No pets.

(907)262-2522.

KENAI TRI-PLEX 2-Bedroom, 1-bath, Heated garage, small pet on approval, $880. plus utilities, ASHA approved. Available 4/1. Near schools.

(907)262-6375.

NORTH KENAI 2-Bedroom, Washer/dryer, satellite, heat included. $825/ month. No Pets.

(907)398-2538.

Apartments, Unfurnished REDOUBT VIEW Soldotna’s best value!

Quiet, freshly painted, close to schools.

1-Bedroom from $625.

2-Bedroom from $725.

3-Bedroom, 2-bath, from $825.

No pets.

(907)262-4359.

TWO WEEKS RENT FREE! 3-Bedroom, 1-bath on Redoubt (Kenai).

Cats Allowed.

Non-Smoking. No ASHA. $916. plus electric. $916. Deposit.

(907)335-1950

Apartments, Furnished 2-BEDROOM APARTMENT Gaswell area. New Carpet, Linoleum & Bath Fixtures. Washer & Dryer and Con. available for Dish or DirectTV. (907)690-0881 EFFICIENCY 1-Person basement unit Downtown Kenai, quiet, adult building.

No smoking/ pets, $550. including tax/ utilities. Security deposit/ lease.

(907)283-3551.

KENAI 1-Bedroom, furnished, heat, cable included.

No pets. $675. month.

(907)283-5203, (907)398-1642.

AT THIS MOMENT, HE’S DEBT-FREE. That’s because he’s a Citizen-Soldier in the National Guard. Thanks to the Guard’s generous education benefits and other financial assistance, he had college covered 100%.

If you’re headed to college but you don’t know how you’re going to pay for it, now is the moment to visit www.NATIONALGUARD.com to learn more or call 1-800-GO-GUARD.

Agriculture Computing & Engineering Construction & Trades Domestics, Childcare, Aides Drivers/ Transportation Education Finance & Accounting General Employment Healthcare Hospitality & Food Service Manufacturing & Production Oil & Refinery Office & Clerical Personal Care/Beauty Professional/ Management Real Estate, Leasing, Mortgage Retail Sales & Marketing Schools/Training Tourism Work Wanted

REAL ESTATE FOR SALE Commercial Property Condominiums/ Town Homes Farms/Ranches Homes Income Property Land Manufactured Mobile Homes Multiple Dwelling Out of Area for Sale Steel Building Vacation Property Wanted To Buy Waterfront Property

REAL ESTATE RENTALS Apartments, Unfurnished Apartments, Furnished Cabins Condominiums/ Town Homes Duplex Homes Lots For Rent Manufactured/Mobile Homes Misc. Rentals Office Space Out of Area Rentals Rental Wanted Retail/Commercial Space Roommate Wanted Rooms For Rent Storage Rentals Vacation Rentals

FINANCIAL Auctions Business for Sale Financial Opportunities Mortgage/Loans

MERCHANDISE FOR SALE Antiques/Collectibles Appliances Audio/Video Building Supplies Computers Crafts/Holiday Items Electronics Exercise Equipment Firewood Food Furniture Garage Sales Heavy Equipment/ Farm Machinery Lawn & Garden Liquidation Machinery & Tools Miscellaneous Music Musical Instructions Office/Business Equipment Vacations/Tickets Wanted To Buy

RECREATION Aircrafts & Parts All-Terrain Vehicles Archery Bicycles Boat Supplies/Parts Boats & Sail Boats Boat Charters Boats Commercial Campers/Travel Trailers Fishing Guns Hunting Guide Service Kayaks Lodging Marine Motor Homes/RVs Snowmobiles Sporting Goods

TRANSPORTATION Autos Classic/Custom Financing Motorcycles Parts & Accessories Rentals Repair & Services Sport Utilities, 4x4 Suburbans/Vans/ Buses Trucks Trucks: Commercial Trucks: Heavy Duty Trailers Vehicles Wanted

PETS & LIVESTOCK Birds Cats Dogs Horses Livestock Livestock Supplies Pet Services Pet Supplies

SERVICES

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NOTICES/ ANNOUNCEMENTS Announcements Card of Thanks Freebies Lost/Found Personals/Notices Misc. Notices/ Announcements Worship Listings

PUBLIC NOTICES/ LEGAL ADS

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Homes

Apartments, Unfurnished ALL TYPES OF RENTALS

Property Management Division 170 N. Birch Suite 101, Soldotna (907)262-2522 Mary.Parske@century21.com www.Century21FreedomRealty.com

Retail/Commercial Space PRIME KENAI RETAIL/ OFFICE SPACE 1,832SqFt to 20,000SqFt. Rates start @ $.50SqFt. Call Carr Gottstein Properties, (907)564-2424 or visit www.carrgottstein.com

Apartments, Furnished EXCELLENT OCEAN VIEW! Bay Arm Apartments, Kenai.

Accepting applications for 1 & 2 bedroom apartments, utilities included. $25. nonrefundable application fee.

No pets.

(907)283-4405.

KENAI RIVER FRONT 3 Fully furnished apartments available.

Heat, internet & cable included.

Washer/dryer on site.

40ft Fishing Dock.

No Pets, No Smoking.

3 Miles from Fred Meyer, 1 year lease.

(2) 3-Bedroom, 2-bath $1,350. plus electric.

(1) 2-Bedroom, 1-bath, includes garage $1,850. plus electric.

(907)262-7430

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Health

Seasonal TOWNHOUSE Apartments On the River in Soldotna Fully furnished 1-bedroom, cable, WIFI, from $800.

No smoking/ pets.

(907)262-7835

Homes KENAI HOUSE 2-Bedroom, 1.5-bath, carport. No smoking, no pets. $850. /month plus utilities.

(907)283-3878.

WHY RENT ?????

Why rent when you can own, many low down & zero down payment programs available.

Let me help you achieve the dream of home ownership. Call Now !!!

Ken Scott, #AK203469.

(907)395-4527 or cellular, (907)690-0220.

Alaska USA Mortgage Company, #AK157293.

Lots For Rent 2 MOBILE HOME SPACES FOR RENT Both large enough for double wides. Info: call (907)260-7879

Retail/Commercial Space RED DIAMOND CENTER K-Beach Rd. 1,200- 2,400sq.ft.

Retail or office, high traffic, across from DMV. Please call (907)953-2222 (907)598-8181

THAI HOUSE MASSAGE

Located in Kenai Behind Wells Fargo/ stripmall (907)252-6510, (907)741-1105

Health **ASIAN MASSAGE** Wonderful, Relaxing.

Happy Spring!

Call Anytime (907)398-8896.

Thanks!

Pets & Livestock Birds Cats Dogs Horses Livestock Livestock Supplies Pet Services Pet Supplies

Cats FREE TO A GOOD HOME Older female cat, spayed, very loving, will go outside. Grandkids are allergic so she must find a new home.

(907)398-4647

Dogs

Rooms For Rent FULLY FURNISHED ROOM $500. Includes utilities, Soldotna area.

(907)394-2543

Financial Auctions Business for Sale Financial Opportunities Mortgages/Loans

Merchandise For Sale Antiques/Collectibles Appliances Audio/Video Building Supplies Computers Crafts/Holiday Items Electronics Exercise Equipment Firewood Food Furniture Garage Sales Heavy Equipment/ Farm Machinery Lawn/Garden Liquidation Machinery & Tools Miscellaneous Music Musical Instructions Office/Business Equipment Vacations/Tickets Wanted To Buy

Homes

Recreation Aircrafts & Parts All-Terrain Vehicles Archery Bicycles Boat Supplies/Parts Boats & Sail Boats Boats Charter Boats Commercial Campers/Travel Trailers Fishing Guns Hunting Guide Service Kayaks Lodging Marine Motor Homes/RVs Snow Mobiles Sporting Goods

Transportation Autos Classic/Custom Financing Motorcycles Parts & Accessories Rentals Repair & Services Sport Utilities, 4x4 Suburbans/Vans/ Buses Trucks Trucks: Commercial Trucks: Heavy Duty Trailers Vehicles Wanted

AKC ENGLISH MASTIFF PUPPIES $950. We have 2 fawn males available.These puppies come with unlimited AKC registration. Both parents are on site.

Great temperament & pure bloodlines.

Come with one worming. Call/ Text (907)394-4858

Barn Hunt and Treibball COMING SOON! Plus Agility, Nose Work, Obedience, Puppy, Privates, new for all breeds, Barn Hunt, Treibball.

PenDOG (907)262-6846 www.pendog.org

Services Appliance Repair Auction Services Automotive Repair Builders/Contractors Cabinetry/Counters Carpentry/Odd Jobs Charter Services Child Care Needed Child Care Provided Cleaning Services Commercial Fishing Education/Instruction Excavating/Backhoe Financial Fishing Guide Services Health Home Health Care Household Cleaning Services House-sitting Internet Lawn Care & Landscaping Masonry Services Miscellaneous Services Mortgages Lenders Painting/Roofing Plumbing/Heating/ Electric Satellite TV Services Snow Removal Tax Services Travel Services Tree Services Veterinary Water Delivery Well Drilling

Health ASIAN MASSAGE BUY ONE GET ONE FREE! Call anytime!

(907)741-1644 ASIAN MASSAGE Please make the phone ring anytime!

(907)398-8896 Thanks!

GET A HEALING FEELING AT FEEL THE HEAL MASSAGE! Call/Text for an appointment.

(907)598-4325 (HEAL). I am available (10am-8pm), 7 days a week.

Your 9th massage is free! Visit my webpages: feelthehealmas agetherapy.com LIKE me on Facebook @http://www.face book.com/FeelTh HealMassageTherapy

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Pawsitive training for all dogs & puppies.

Agility, Conformation, Obedience, Privates & Rally. www.kenaikennelclub.com (907)335-2552 PUREBRED GOLDEN RETRIEVER PUPPIES with papers for sale!

They are papered & will have their first set of shots.

Males:$800 Females:$1000 Call, text or email.

907-252-7753

PLEASE HELP Building To Nourish Campaign Kenai Peninsula Food Bank 262-3111

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Dentistry Kenai Dental Clinic

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CONSUMERS MAY VERIFY REGISTRATION OF A CONTRACTOR . Contact the AK Department of Labor and Workforce Development at 907-269-4925 or The AK Division of Occupational Licensing in Juneau at 907-4653035 or at www.dced.state.ak.us/acc/home.htm

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MAIYA LYNN ENDSLEY Current Name of Minor Child Case No: 3KN-14-00045CI

Notice of Petition to Change Name A petition has been filed in the Superior Court (Case # 3KN-14-00045CI) requesting a name change from (current name) MAIYA LYNN ENDSLEY to MAIYA LYNN MILLINGTON. A hearing on this request will be held on March 13, 2014 at 3:00 p.m. at Courtroom 6, Kenai Courthouse, 125 Trading Bay Drive, Suite 100 Kenai, AK.

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Pursuant to the recently filed Federal Communications Commission Form 854 bearing File Number A0894115, Kenai Broadcasting LLC proposes to construct a new uniform cross-section guyed tower at 36474 Northern Lights Blvd, Soldotna, AK, having geographic coordinates in the NAD83 datum of N. Latitude 60-30-32.5, West Longitude 151-4-17.3. The tower will be 23 meters above ground level with appurtenances. The elevation of the site is 70 meters above mean sea level. The tower will have no marking nor obstruction lighting. Interested persons who allege that the tower may have a significant environmental effect may file a written Request for environmental processing with the Wireless Telecommunications Bureau of the Federal Communications Commission setting forth in detail the reasons justifying or the circumstances necessitating environmental consideration of the proposed tower's construction.

Any such Request may only raise environmental concerns. Informal objections to the proposed tower based on environmental considerations must be filed prior to the FCC grant of a construction permit, or prior to authorization for facilities that do not require construction permits.

The Federal Communications Commission strongly encourages interested parties to file Requests for Environmental Review online. Instructions for making such filings can be found at http://www.fcc.gov/asr/environmentalrequest.

The mailing address for interested parties that would prefer to file a Request for Environmental Review by paper copy is: FCC Requests for Environmental Review, Attn: Ramon Williams, 445 12th Street SW, Washington, DC 20554.

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Learning to Live Differently

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Mini Spy is helping to harvest maple sap with her friend.

See if you can find: • ice cream cone • man in the moon • letter O • seal • letter A • number 7 • pig • lips • butterfly • peanut • word MINI • letter E • whale • fish • letter B • sock • ladder • mouse • banana • fudge pop • frog • exclamation mark

Adapting to Climate Change

Rising temperatures

Some gases in the Earth’s atmosphere, such as carbon dioxide, trap some of the heat from the sun.

If they didn’t, the Earth would be a frozen ball with no life.

But people are adding more carbon dioxide, or CO2, and other gases to the atmosphere when they burn fossil fuels such as oil, gas and coal.

These gases, called greenhouse gases, are trapping more heat than normal. Experts say that for at least 800,000 years, the CO2 level in the atmosphere was stable. But during the Industrial Revolution in the late 1700s and 1800s, fossil fuel use went way up. In less than 300 years, CO2 levels have increased by 45 percent.

Experts predict that global temperatures will rise between 2.5 degrees and 10 degrees Fahrenheit over the next century. Small temperature changes can cause huge changes in the environment.

For example, at the end of the last ice age, average temperatures were only 5 to 9 degrees cooler than today. That was enough to cover the northeast United States in 3,000 feet of ice! What will happen if it becomes 5 to 9 degrees hotter than normal?

If we stop polluting now, we can keep temperature increases low. People are turning to renewable energy. We can turn off lights, ride our bikes, walk or use public transportation. It all helps.

photo by Matt Petit, courtesy Disney XD

Fred Tatasciore (TA-tuh-shore) is the voice of Hulk in several Disney XD shows in the Marvel Universe, including “Marvel’s Hulk and the Agents of S.M.A.S.H.” and “Marvel’s Avengers Assemble.”

Fred has performed as a stand-up comic and in plays, movies and TV. He does the voiceover for many movies and TV shows. (A voiceover is a part of a story told by an unseen actor.)

His voice-overs include work in “Enchanted,” “Tangled,” “Star Wars: The Clone Wars” and “Penguins of Madagascar.” He is also a voice actor on several video games.

Fred was born in New York City and grew up in Los Angeles. His dad was a producer, and his mom was an actress. He received a master’s degree in acting and animation in college and has also done his own animation. He now lives in Venice, Calif.

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Supersport: Kevin Durant Height: 6-9 Weight: 240

Birthdate: 9-29-88 Residence: Washington, D.C.

Oklahoma City’s Kevin Durant is playing with his usual All-Star flair again this season. He tallied 30 or more points in 12 straight games and was leading the league by averaging 31-plus points in late January. The versatile forward is “lightning” on the Oklahoma City Thunder team, striking often from all ranges. He also rebounds and defends.

In six seasons, the former University of Texas star has won three scoring titles and five All-Pro honors, and also contributed to the community. The popular Durant is a good teammate with a strong work ethic. “Hard work beats talent when talent fails to work hard” is his motto.

Durant will keep working, striving and scoring — and maybe lead the Thunder to an NBA title one of these years.

Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

You’ll need:

• 3 potatoes, peeled and thinly sliced • 1 onion, chopped • 3 tablespoons butter or margarine • 1 cup milk • 1/4 cup cheddar cheese, grated

What to do:

1. Place one-third of potato slices in a greased casserole dish.

2. Top with one-third of onion and dot with 1 tablespoon butter or margarine.

3. Repeat layers until all are used.

4. Pour milk on top and sprinkle with cheese.

5. Cover with foil and bake in a preheated 350-degree oven for 1 hour.

Remove foil and bake 10 minutes more. Serves 6.

You will need an adult’s help with this recipe. from The Mini Page © 2014 Universal Uclick from The Mini Page © 2014 Universal Uclick

Since 1870, sea levels have risen about 8 inches. Experts say sea levels will probably rise from 7 to 23 inches more by 2100.

The warming climate is melting sheets of land ice. The meltwater then flows into the ocean.

In addition, about 90 percent of the extra heat in our planet is trapped in the oceans. Heat causes matter to expand, or grow bigger. This means the warmer waters take up more space, and sea levels rise.

Rising sea levels threaten to drown whole islands, leaving millions of people without homes. Many coastal areas could be underwater someday, including parts of Florida and New York.

People are planning to build sea walls to keep the water out in places, but this is only a temporary solution. Walls won’t hold back the sea forever. Many communities are planning to move to higher ground or farther inland.

Experts believe there may be at least 50 million environmental refugees by 2020, only six years from now. Environmental refugees are people who are forced to move to new homes because of environmental disasters such as storms, flooding and drought.

More and more people, along with climate change, could make it harder to find enough food, water and shelter for everyone. We will need to find places for refugees to live. This will help us all be more secure.

People are working to save their homes. In some areas, such as Bangladesh in Asia, rising flood waters threaten people’s homes and lives. The government has built new flood and storm protection systems.

People in other communities endangered by possible flooding are building higher buildings and creating escape routes across roofs in case of flooding.

Lake Powell is one of the reservoirs for the Colorado River system. The top photo was taken in 2002, and the bottom one 18 months later, when the area was in the worst drought in 100 years.

Drought Drought* (drowt) has hit many areas of the world, including the American West.

Rising temperatures will stress dry areas even more. For example, Ethiopia, in Africa, has faced years of drought. Experts say rainfall in Ethiopia could drop by 10 percent more in the next 50 years. People are trying to find ways to bring in water. *Drought is a long period of little rainfall or snowfall.

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All the following jokes have something in common.

Can you guess the common theme or category?

photo courtesy NPS

Entire houses are falling into the sea in Shishmaref, Alaska, because of coastal erosion sped up by climate change. Residents there testified before Congress in January to try to get help to relocate their community of about 550 people. People are losing homes that have housed them, their parents, grandparents and generations before.

Shishmaref, Alaska, is dealing with a group of problems caused by climate change. Storms, rising waves, melting permafrost and an eroding coastline are threatening this community.

People there live off the land, using traditional skills. But now, even the elders are no longer able to judge the thickness of the ice. Meat from hunts is spoiling in the warmer temperatures.

The community has decided to move inland, but they worry about losing their cultural practices, which have existed for about 4,000 years.

The Mini Page thanks Kim Knowlton, senior scientist, Natural Resources Defense Council Global Warming and Health Project, for help with this issue.

Look through your newspaper for stories about climate change.

Next week, The Mini Page explores space law.

The Mini Page Staff Lucy Lien - Associate Editor

The Mini Page®

Harry: How does a hurricane see?

Ellis: Through its eye!

Maxwell: If you’re out of money, why should you look up at the sky?

Warren: To see if there is any change in the weather! from The Mini Page © 2014 Universal Uclick

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Alaska has suffered the effects of climate change more than any other state. Storms are getting worse, the sea level is rising, and coasts are eroding, or crumbling. Whole communities are falling into the sea.

Temperatures are rising there about twice as fast as in the rest of the states on the continent.

The permafrost is thawing.

Permafrost is a deep level of soil that has been permanently frozen, sometimes for thousands of years. Thawing permafrost is causing roads to Leaning trees in this Alaska forest tilt buckle, houses because the to sink into the permafrost has ground and pipes thawed. Forests like this are named to burst.

Lisa Tarry - Managing Editor

Ramsay: What do raindrops always say?

Claire: “Two’s company, three’s a cloud”!

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Lost community

“drunken forests.”

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Alaska

Betty Debnam - Founding Editor and Editor at Large

Scalloped Irish Potatoes

Safely home

photo courtesy NOAA

Plants “eat” carbon dioxide and may love the extra levels of CO2.

Some won’t be able to live with changing temperatures and water supplies, however. We need to figure out which crops do well in the new conditions. Extra CO2 will help them.

Harmful plants such as poison ivy like carbon dioxide, too. Allergy-causing plants grow faster and produce more pollen with the extra CO2. Ragweed is already producing twice as much pollen as it used to.

By 2075, ragweed plants could be producing four times as much pollen, experts say.

Rookie Cookie’s Recipe

The rising sea

Food for thought

Plant heaven

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Warmth and Water

Life Changes A changing climate means traditional crops may no longer grow well in the same areas.

Many farmers are thinking about changing what they grow. For example, in the Northeast, apples, lilacs and maple syrup all depend on cold winters. New York apple growers are testing apples that don’t require as much chilling in the winter.

In Vermont, the maple sap season is already about 3.5 days shorter than it was 50 years ago. Someday, Vermont may not be able to produce maple syrup at all. Vermont farmers are checking out other possibilities, such as growing a type of wild rice.

from The Mini Page © 2014 Universal Uclick

Why is this happening?

Meet Fred Tatasciore

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Air Force Academy firefighters battle the Black Forest Fire in Colorado Springs, Colo. This was the largest fire in Colorado history. It burned thousands of acres and hundreds of homes in June 2013.

Experts believe the number and strength of wildfires will keep increasing as the climate changes. Heat and drought fuel forest fires.

photo by John C. Dohrenwend, courtesy U.S. Global Change Research Program

photo courtesy Seattle Mariners

We can all help slow climate change. For example, all the top professional sports leagues in America are going green. The Seattle Mariners baseball team is leading the way with its superheroes, Kid Compost and Captain Plastic. They help the Mariners recycle or compost more than 90 percent of the waste from Safeco Field.

This is up from 12 percent in 2005.

photo by Master Sgt. Christopher DeWitt, courtesy U.S. Air Force

The years from 1983 to 2012 were the warmest 30-year period in 1,400 years. Temperatures keep rising.

Earth’s climate is changing.

Scientists say climate change is fueling more violent storms, droughts, heat waves, rising sea levels and heavier snowfall and rainfall. These problems are causing other problems, such as food shortages, the spread of disease-carrying insects and the loss of people’s homes.

Climate change can also benefit us.

It may make some crops grow better and lower our heating costs. We can adapt, or adjust, to climate change.

The Mini Page talked with an expert from the Natural Resources Defense Council to find out how climate change is affecting people.

Wendy Daley - Artist

try ’n’ find

Climate Change

Words that remind us of climate change are hidden in the block below. Some words are hidden backward or diagonally. See if you can find: ADAPT, ALASKA, CHANGE, CLIMATE, CROPS, DROUGHT, ENVIRONMENT, FIRES, FOOD, GAS, GREENHOUSE, HEAT, HOMES, ICE, PERMAFROST, PLANET, RAIN, SEA, SNOW, STORMS, SUN, WARMING, WATER.

Do what you can to help!

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A Publication of the Peninsula Clarion

March 9 - 15, 2014

Neil deGrasse Tyson hosts â&#x20AC;&#x153;Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey,â&#x20AC;? premiering Sunday on Fox, National Geographic Channel and affiliated outlets.

TV Sports Movies Celebrity Interviews Games Trivia

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Alexander ›› (2004, Historical Drama) Colin Farrell, Angelina Jolie. ‘R’ (2:47) ^ HBO2 Thu. 5:10 p.m.

Alien vs. Predator ›› (2004, Science Fiction) Sanaa Lathan, Raoul Bova.

‘PG-13’ (1:40) (82) SYFY Sun. 8 p.m.; Mon. 5 p.m.

American Pie 2 ›› (2001, Comedy) Jason Biggs, Shannon Elizabeth. ‘NR’ (1:51) (81) COM Sat. 6 p.m.

Argo ››› (2012, Historical Drama) Ben Affleck, Bryan Cranston. During the Iran hostage crisis, an extraction specialist in the CIA poses as a Hollywood film producer to rescue six Americans who eluded Iranian militants and found refuge with the Canadian ambassador.

‘R’ (2:00) ^ HBO2 Fri. 8 p.m.

Aroused ›› (2013, Documentary) ‘NR’ (1:13) 5 SHOW Thu. 10:30 p.m.

Assault on Precinct 13 ››› (2005, Action) Ethan Hawke, Laurence Fishburne. A cop must arm prisoners to help fend off an attack by gunmen who want to kill a gangster locked away in the crumbling station. ‘R’ (1:49) ^ HBO2 Wed. 9:30 p.m.

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Battle for Terra ›› (2007, Science Fiction) Voices of Evan Rachel Wood, Brian Cox. ‘PG’ (1:25) ! HBO Mon. 5 p.m.

Beautiful Creatures ›› (2013, Fantasy) Alden Ehrenreich, Alice Englert. ‘PG-13’ (2:03) + MAX Thu. 6:50 p.m.

Bedtime Stories ›› (2008, Comedy) Adam Sandler, Keri Russell. ‘PG’ (1:39) (51) FAM Sat. 7 p.m.

The Bourne Ultimatum ››› (2007, Action) Matt Damon, Julia Stiles. Jason Bourne continues his international quest to uncover his true identity while staying one step ahead of those who want to kill him. ‘PG-13’ (1:55) (28) USA Sat. 10:30 p.m.

Braveheart ››› (1995, Historical Drama) Mel Gibson, Sophie Marceau.

Enraged by the killing of his wife, Scotsman William Wallace leads a revolt against the tyrannical English king in

the 13th century. ‘R’ (2:57) (43) AMC Wed. 7 p.m.

Byzantium ››› (2012, Horror) Gemma Arterton, Saoirse Ronan. Mayhem follows when two female vampires, on the run from a kindred group, take refuge at a seaside British community. ‘R’ (1:58) 5 SHOW Fri. 9:30 p.m.

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Casper ››› (1995, Fantasy) Christina Ricci, Bill Pullman. A teen who lost her mother befriends friendly ghost Casper while staying at a mean heiress’s haunted mansion. ‘PG’ (1:40) (51) FAM Wed. 8 p.m.; Thu. 6 p.m.

The Change-Up ›› (2011, Comedy) Ryan Reynolds, Jason Bateman. ‘R’ (1:52) (30) TBS Sun. 5 p.m., 11:30 p.m.

Clerks ››› (1994, Comedy) Brian O’Halloran, Jeff Anderson. A 22-year-old clerk takes in a day’s worth of customers at a convenience store in New Jersey. ‘R’ (1:31) 8 TMC Thu. 10:30 p.m.

Conan the Barbarian ››› (1982, Adventure) Arnold Schwarzenegger, James Earl Jones. Pit fighter Conan sets out with a Mongol and a queen to take his father’s sword from a snake king. ‘R’ (2:09) 8 TMC Wed. 9 p.m.

Conan the Destroyer ›› (1984, Adventure) Arnold Schwarzenegger, Grace Jones. ‘PG’ (1:41) 8 TMC Wed. 11:10 p.m.

The Conjuring ››› (2013, Horror) Vera Farmiga, Patrick Wilson. Paranormal investigators Lorraine and Ed Warren confront a powerful demonic entity when they try to help parents and children being terrorized in their secluded farmhouse. ‘R’ (1:51) + MAX Fri. 7:05 p.m.; Sat. 9 p.m.

Cool Runnings ››› (1993, ComedyDrama) Leon, Doug E. Doug. Two Jamaicans make their way to Calgary as long-shot bobsledders in the 1988 Olympics. ‘PG’ (1:37) 5 SHOW Tue. 5:20 p.m.

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The Dark Knight Rises ››› (2012, Action) Christian Bale, Anne Hathaway.

Eight years after he took the blame for Harvey Dent’s death and vanished into the night, Batman is forced out of his self-imposed exile by a cunning cat burglar and a merciless terrorist called

Bane. ‘PG-13’ (2:45) + MAX Tue. 4:15 p.m.; Sat. 5:15 p.m.

Dark Shadows ›› (2012, Comedy) Johnny Depp, Michelle Pfeiffer. ‘PG-13’ (1:52) ! HBO Sat. 5 p.m.

Darkman ››› (1990, Action) Liam Neeson, Frances McDormand. An acidscarred scientist uses 99-minute masks to be with his girlfriend and trap gangsters. ‘R’ (1:35) 8 TMC Sat. 6:25 p.m.

Dawn of the Dead ››› (2004, Horror) Sarah Polley, Ving Rhames. A nurse, a policeman and other residents of Milwaukee fight flesh-eating zombies while trapped in a mall. ‘R’ (1:40) (43) AMC Fri. 11:30 p.m.

The Day After Tomorrow ›› (2004, Action) Dennis Quaid, Jake Gyllenhaal.

‘PG-13’ (2:03) (82) SYFY Sat. 8 p.m.

Dazed and Confused ››› (1993, Drama) Jason London, Wiley Wiggins.

Assorted teens waste another day of school before getting down to wasting summer in 1976 Austin, Texas. ‘R’ (1:43) 8 TMC Fri. 11 p.m.

Deliver Us From Eva ›› (2003, Romance-Comedy) LL Cool J, Gabrielle Union. ‘R’ (1:45) 8 TMC Wed. 5 p.m.

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The East ››› (2013, Drama) Brit Marling, Alexander Skarsgerd. Hired to infiltrate a group of ecoterrorists, an undercover operative instead finds herself growing sympathetic to the cause and attracted to the leader. ‘PG-13’ (1:56) + MAX Mon. 5 p.m.

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The Good Doctor ›› (2011, Drama) Orlando Bloom, Riley Keough. ‘PG-13’ (1:33) 8 TMC Mon. 5:25 p.m.

The Great Gatsby ›› (2013, Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio, Tobey Maguire.

‘PG-13’ (2:22) ! HBO Sat. 7 p.m., 10:30 p.m.

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Jaws Final Destination 2 ›› (2003, Horror) Ali Larter, A.J. Cook. ‘R’ (1:30) (82) SYFY Thu. 6 p.m., 10 p.m.

42 ››› (2013, Biography) Chadwick Boseman, Harrison Ford. In 1946, Branch Rickey, general manager of the Brooklyn Dodgers, signs Jackie Robinson to the team in defiance of major league baseball’s notorious color barrier. ‘PG-13’ (2:08) ^ HBO2 Tue. 10 p.m.

Friday Night Lights ››› (2004, Drama) Billy Bob Thornton, Derek Luke. A highschool football coach in Odessa, Texas, tries to lead his players to the state championship. ‘PG-13’ (1:57) (43) AMC Wed. 11:01 p.m.

From Paris With Love ›› (2010, Action) John Travolta, Jonathan Rhys Meyers.

‘R’ (1:32) (31) TNT Sat. 9:17 p.m.

Fallen ›› (1998, Suspense) Denzel Washington, John Goodman. ‘R’ (2:04) + MAX Wed. 11:15 p.m.

Fantastic Four ›› (2005, Action) Ioan Gruffudd, Jessica Alba. ‘PG-13’ (1:46) ! HBO Sun. 4 p.m.

A Few Good Men ››› (1992, Drama) Tom Cruise, Jack Nicholson. Navy lawThe Ghost Writer ››› (2010, Drama) yers defend two Marines accused of Pierce Brosnan, Ewan McGregor. A killing a private at the naval station at newly hired ghostwriter exposes eviGuantanamo Bay, Cuba. ‘R’ (2:18) (8) dence that suggests his late predecesWGN-A Sun. 4 p.m. sor knew a dark secret about their sub50/50 ››› (2011, Comedy-Drama) Joject, the former prime minister of Britain. seph Gordon-Levitt, Seth Rogen. After ‘PG-13’ (2:09) 8 TMC Mon. 7 p.m. learning that he has malignant tumors Godzilla ›› (1998, Science Fiction) along his spine, a young man vows to Matthew Broderick, Jean Reno. ‘PG-13’ beat his illness. ‘R’ (1:39) 8 TMC Sun. T: 4.625 in (2:18) (43) AMC Mon. 4 p.m.

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I, Robot ›› (2004, Science Fiction) Will Smith, Bridget Moynahan. ‘PG-13’ (1:55) (82) SYFY Sat. 5:30 p.m.

The Italian Job ››› (2003, Crime Drama) Mark Wahlberg, Charlize Theron.

A master thief and his crew plan to steal back a fortune in gold bullion after they lose it to a double-crossing gang member. ‘PG-13’ (1:51) (31) TNT Sat. 4:30 p.m.

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Jackass 3.5 ›› (2011, Comedy) Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera. ‘NR’ (1:25) (81) COM Fri. 10 p.m.

Jackass 3D ›› (2010, Comedy) Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera. ‘R’ (1:34) (81) COM Sat. 10:30 p.m.

Jaws ›››› (1975, Horror) Roy Scheider, Robert Shaw. A man-eating shark terrorizes a New England resort town. ‘PG’ (2:04) (43) AMC Mon. 7 p.m.; Tue. 6 p.m.

Jaws 2 ›› (1978, Horror) Roy Scheider, Lorraine Gary. ‘PG’ (1:57) (43) AMC Mon. 10 p.m.

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Happy Gilmore ›› (1996, Comedy) Adam Sandler, Christopher McDonald.

‘PG-13’ (1:32) (51) FAM Sat. 5 p.m.

Heat ››› (1995, Crime Drama) Al Pacino, Robert De Niro. A wily bank robber planning retirement leaves scant clues for a Los Angeles detective with family problems. ‘R’ (2:52) ^ HBO2 Sun. 10 p.m.

He’s Just Not That Into You ›› (2009, Romance-Comedy) Ben Affleck, Jennifer Aniston. ‘PG-13’ (2:09) (28) USA Wed. 9:01 p.m.

Hollywoodland ›› (2006, Mystery) Adrien Brody, Ben Affleck. ‘R’ (2:06) 5 SHOW Thu. 6 p.m.

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March 9 - 15, 2014

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back ›› (2001, Comedy) Ben Affleck, Jeff Anderson. ‘R’ (1:44) 8 TMC Thu. 8:40 p.m.

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Knocked Up ››› (2007, RomanceComedy) Seth Rogen, Katherine Heigl.

A rising journalist and an irresponsible slacker ponder their future after a boozy one-night stand results in a pregnancy.

‘R’ (2:09) (30) TBS Sun. 9 p.m.

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Machete ›› (2010, Action) Danny Trejo, Robert De Niro. ‘R’ (1:44) (43) AMC Thu. 10:01 p.m.; Fri. 4:30 p.m.

Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted ›› (2012, Comedy) Voices of Ben Stiller, Chris Rock. ‘PG’ (1:25) ! HBO Mon. 6:25 p.m.

Madea’s Family Reunion ›› (2006, Comedy) Tyler Perry, Blair Underwood.

‘PG-13’ (1:47) (23) LIFE Sun. 4 p.m.

The Man With the Iron Fists ›› (2012) RZA, Russell Crowe. ‘R’ (1:35) ^ HBO2 Fri. 6:10 p.m.

Matilda ››› (1996, Comedy) Mara Wilson, Danny DeVito. A little girl develops extraordinary mental abilities, despite neglectful parents and a brutal

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The Negotiator ››› (1998, Suspense) Samuel L. Jackson, Kevin Spacey. A framed police negotiator takes hostages and demands to speak with a counterpart from another precinct. ‘R’ (2:18) + MAX Thu. 9 p.m.

Notes on a Scandal ››› (2006, Drama) Cate Blanchett, Judi Dench. A charismatic new colleague draws a veteran teacher, and they become close friends, then the older woman learns of the other’s affair with a teenage student. ‘R’ (1:38) ^ HBO2 Mon. 10 p.m.

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Ocean’s Eleven ››› (2001, ComedyDrama) George Clooney, Matt Damon.

A parolee organizes a gang to steal $150 million from three Las Vegas casinos in a single heist. ‘PG-13’ (1:56) (31) TNT Sun. 4:30 p.m.

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Paul ›› (2011, Comedy) Simon Pegg, Nick Frost. ‘R’ (1:44) (28) USA Fri. 11 p.m.

Paul Blart: Mall Cop ›› (2009, Comedy) Kevin James, Jayma Mays. ‘PG’ (1:31) (50) NICK Sun. 5 p.m.

Paycheck ›› (2003, Science Fiction) Ben Affleck, Aaron Eckhart. ‘PG-13’ (1:59) (82) SYFY Wed. 8 p.m.

Pitch Perfect ››› (2012, Musical Comedy) Anna Kendrick, Skylar Astin.

When a new student joins her college’s female a cappella group, she takes the women out of their comfort zone of traditional pieces and introduces them to innovative arrangements. ‘PG-13’ (1:52) + MAX Sun. 9 p.m.

Polar Storm ›› (2009, Science Fiction) Jack Coleman, Holly Dignard. ‘PG13’ (1:30) (82) SYFY Sat. 10:30 p.m.

The Princess and the Frog ››› (2009, Comedy) Voices of Anika Noni Rose, Bruno Campos. Animated. A fateful kiss leads a young woman and a royal amphibian on an adventure through the bayous of Louisiana. ‘G’ (1:35) (49) DISN Mon. 5:30 p.m.

Quartet Prometheus ››› (2012, Science Fiction) Noomi Rapace, Michael Fassbender. A clue to mankind’s origins leads a team of explorers to deep space, where they must fight a terrifying battle to save the future of the human race. ‘R’ (2:03) ^ HBO2 Tue. 4:50 p.m.; Sat. 4:50 p.m.

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Quartet ››› (2012, Comedy-Drama) Maggie Smith, Tom Courtenay. A longsmoldering flame is rekindled when a once-popular opera star reunites with her ex-husband and fellow performers at a retirement home for musicians. ‘PG13’ (1:39) 5 SHOW Thu. 8:15 p.m.

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‘PG-13’ (1:52) (81) COM Sat. 8 p.m.

Seven Psychopaths ››› (2012, Comedy) Colin Farrell, Christopher Walken.

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Lethal Weapon 3 ››› (1992, Action) Mel Gibson, Danny Glover. Los Angeles police detectives crush a guns-to-gangs operation with a wild woman from internal affairs. ‘NR’ (2:01) + MAX Sun. 4:30 p.m.

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A Little Help ›› (2010, Comedy-Drama) Jenna Fischer, Chris O’Donnell.

‘R’ (1:49) 8 TMC Sun. 10:40 p.m.; Fri. 9:05 p.m.

The Longest Yard ›› (2005, Comedy) Adam Sandler, Chris Rock. ‘PG-13’ (1:53) 5 SHOW Tue. 7 p.m.

Richie Rich ›› (1994, Comedy) Macaulay Culkin, John Larroquette. ‘PG’ (1:35) (51) FAM Fri. 6 p.m.

Rocky II ››› (1979, Drama) Sylvester Stallone, Talia Shire. Underdog Philadelphia fighter Rocky Balboa gets another shot at heavyweight champ Apollo Creed. ‘PG’ (1:59) (43) AMC Sat. 4:30 p.m.

Rocky III ››› (1982, Drama) Sylvester Stallone, Mr. T. Old foe Apollo Creed trains ex-boxing champ Rocky Balboa for a rematch with brutish Clubber Lang.

‘PG’ (1:39) (43) AMC Sat. 7 p.m.

Rocky IV ›› (1985, Drama) Sylvester Stallone, Talia Shire. ‘PG’ (1:31) (43) AMC Sat. 9:30 p.m.

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(12:51) “Extract” (2009) Jason Bateman.

Key & Peele Key & Peele Daily Show Colbert Rep Sunny South Park Comedy Kroll Show Community (:25) “House Party” (1990) Kid ’N Play. (:23) Tosh.0 Tosh.0 ‘14’ (:25) Tosh.0 Tosh.0 ‘14’ (:28) Tosh.0 Daily Show Colbert Rep Sunny South Park Comedy Jeselnik Community (:25) “Superhero Movie” (2008) Drake Bell.

South Park South Park South Park South Park South Park Daily Show Colbert Rep Sunny South Park Half Hour (:25) Review Community Kroll Show Sunny Sunny Sunny Sunny Sunny Sunny Sunny Futurama Daily Show Colbert Rep Sunny South Park Comedy Community (:04) “Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story” (2007, Comedy) Workaholics Sunny Sunny Sunny Futurama Carvers “Behemoth” (2011) Ed Quinn. ‘PG’ “Killer Mountain” (2011) Aaron Douglas. ‘14’ “Mongolian Death Worm” (2010) Victoria Pratt “Pitch Black” (2000) Vin Diesel Fact or Faked Fact or Faked Fact or Faked Fact or Faked Face Off ‘PG’ Face Off ‘14’ Face Off ‘14’ Face Off ‘14’ Ghost Hunt Ghost Hunters ‘PG’ Ghost Hunters ‘PG’ Ghost Hunters ‘PG’ Ghost Hunters ‘PG’ Ghost Hunters ‘PG’ Ghost Hunters ‘PG’ Ghost Hunters ‘PG’ Ghost Hunt (7:30) “Manticore” (2005) ‘14’ “Odysseus: Voyage to the Underworld” (2008) ‘14’ “Aladdin and the Death Lamp” (2012, Fantasy) ‘MA’ “Pegasus vs. Chimera” (2012) Sebastian Roché ‘MA’ Paycheck “Leprechaun’s Revenge” (2012) Billy Zane. ‘14’ “The Seamstress” (2009, Horror) Lance Henriksen.

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“Never Been Kissed” (1999) Drew Barrymore.

“One Day” (2011) Anne Hathaway. ‘PG-13’ “Ray” (2004, Biography) Jamie Foxx. ‘PG-13’ Chasing “Roll Bounce” (2005) Bow Wow. ‘PG-13’ “Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous” “Apollo 13” (1995, Historical Drama) Tom Hanks. ‘PG’ “Hobbit-Unexpected” “The Three Stooges” “War of the Worlds” (2005) Tom Cruise.

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(9:50) “The Debt” (2010) Helen Mirren. ‘R’ (11:50) “Moonstruck” (1987) (:35) “Hitchcock” (2012) ‘PG-13’ (:15) “Parental Guidance” Battlefild (:40) “Argo” (2012) Ben Affleck. ‘R’ (:45) “The Long Kiss Goodnight” (1996) ‘R’ (:45) “42” (2013, Biography) Chadwick Boseman. ‘PG-13’ Game Harry Potter “Mr. Holland’s Opus” (:10) “Date Movie” (2006) ‘PG-13’ (:40) “Spy Game” (2001, Suspense) Robert Redford. ‘R’ (12:55) “Identity Thief” (2013) Jason Bateman.

“New Year’s Eve” (:05) “Armageddon” (1998, Science Fiction) Bruce Willis. ‘PG-13’ (:40) “Near Dark” (1987) ‘R’ (:15) “Stigmata” (1999) Patricia Arquette. ‘R’ “The Island” (2005) Ewan McGregor. ‘PG-13’ (7:55) “The Presence” (2010) ‘PG-13’ “Blue Crush” (2002) ‘PG-13’ Snow White “Pitch Perfect” (2012) Anna Kendrick. ‘PG-13’ “The Purge” (2013) Ethan Hawke.

“Les Misérables” (7:15) “The Negotiator” (1998) (:40) “Warm Bodies” (2013) Nicholas Hoult. (:20) “Big” (1988) Tom Hanks.

“Journey 2: The Mysterious Island” (:45) “Kingdom of Heaven” ‘R’ “Best Exotic” (8:50) “Walk the Line” (2005) ‘PG-13’ (:10) “Mortal Kombat: Annihilation” (:45) “Disconnect” (2012) Jason Bateman. ‘R’ (:45) “True Lies” (1994) ‘R’ Every Day “Other Shore: The Diana Nyad Story” “The Killing Room” (2009) ‘R’ (:35) “Dead Man Running” (2009) ‘R’ (:15) “October Sky” (1999) Jake Gyllenhaal. (:15) “Hollywoodland” ‘R’ (7:30) “Terminal Velocity” (:15) “The Long Walk Home” (1990) ‘PG’ “Basquiat” (1996, Biography) Jeffrey Wright. ‘R’ “Do the Right Thing” (1989) Danny Aiello. ‘R’ “Passing Strange” “Lemony Snicket’s Series” (:45) “In the Name of the Father” (1993) Daniel Day-Lewis.

“Quality Balls: Steinberg” “Inescapable” (2012, Suspense) ‘R’ (:15) “Knucklehead” Other Shore “Dangerous Minds” (1995) ‘R’ (:15) “For Love or Money” (1993) ‘PG’ “Dead Man Running” (2009, Action) ‘R’ (:35) “The Producers” (2005) Nathan Lane. ‘PG-13’ “Crazy Kind of Love” ‘R’ “Kinky Boots” (2005) Joel Edgerton. ‘PG-13’ “6 Month Rule” (2011) Blayne Weaver. (:45) “W.” (2008, Docudrama) Josh Brolin. ‘PG-13’ “Notting Hill” (1999) (7:40) “The Ghost Writer” (2010) ‘PG-13’ “Perfect Strangers” (2003) (:40) “Gosford Park” (2001, Mystery) Eileen Atkins. ‘R’ “Java Heat” (2013) Kellan Lutz. ‘R’ Step Up Prefontaine (:35) “Silver Linings Playbook” (2012) ‘R’ (:40) “The Words” (2012) Bradley Cooper. (:20) “Just Like Us” (:35) “Your Sister’s Sister” ‘R’ “Perks of Being” Gross An. “Tin Men” (1987) Richard Dreyfuss. ‘R’ “Hi-Life” (1998) Katrin Cartlidge. ‘R’ “After Image” (2001) ‘R’ (:35) “Blackball” (2003) Paul Kaye. (:15) “Gone” (2012) Betsy’s (:35) “The Sting” (1973) Paul Newman, Robert Shaw. ‘PG’ “Sylvia” (2003, Biography) Gwyneth Paltrow. ‘R’ “Step Up Revolution” (2012) (:40) “The Ghost Writer” (2010) “The Color of Money” ‘R’ (:15) “Silver Linings Playbook” (2012) Bradley Cooper. ‘R’ “The Motorcycle Diaries” (2004) ‘R’ (:40) “Bunraku” (2010, Action) Josh Hartnett. ‘R’ (:45) 54 ‘R’

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Silver Linings Playbook ››› (2012, Comedy-Drama) Bradley Cooper, Jennifer Lawrence. An unexpected bond begins to form between a man trying to rebuild his life and a young woman s... promising to help him reunite with his estranged wife. ‘R’ (2:02) 8 TMC Tue. 5 p.m.; Fri. 7 p.m.

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Spy Kids ››› (2001, Adventure) Antonio Banderas, Carla Gugino. When a technical genius kidnaps retired spies, only their children can save them. ‘PG’ (1:28) (49) DISN Wed. 7 p.m.

Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams ››› (2002, Adventure) Antonio Banderas, Carla Gugino. A young sister and brother encounter mutants and a wild scientist while searching for a device that could destroy Earth. ‘PG’ (1:39) (49) DISN Thu. 7 p.m.; Fri. 5:10 p.m.

Stir of Echoes ››› (1999, Suspense) Kevin Bacon, Kathryn Erbe. After being hypnotized at a party, a man has visions of deaths and of a girl who disappeared

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Superbad ››› (2007, Comedy) Jonah Hill, Michael Cera. Separation anxiety poses a problem for two co-dependent high-school seniors who hope to score booze and babes at a party. ‘NR’ (1:59) (81) COM Sun. 7 p.m.

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College Basketball College Basketball Southern Conference Tournament, Final: Basketball College Basketball West Coast Conference Tournament, Basketball NBA Tonight Olbermann (N) NASCAR Now Teams TBA. From Asheville, N.C. (N) (Live) Second Semifinal: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (N) (N) Girls H.S. Planet X The Dan Patrick Show (N) Mariners All Mariners Mondays (N) UFC Reloaded “UFC 137: Penn vs. Diaz” Nick Diaz vs. BJ Penn.

Basketball Square Access (N) Bar Rescue ‘PG’ Bar Rescue “Owner Ousted” Bar Rescue Dated decor and Bar Rescue “Meat Sauna” Bar Rescue Splitting one bar Catch a Con- Catch a Con- Bar Rescue “Don’t Mess With Bar Rescue ‘PG’ ‘PG’ an angry chef. ‘PG’ ‘PG’ into two. ‘PG’ tractor tractor Taffer’s Wife” ‘PG’ “Godzilla” (1998, Science Fiction) Matthew Broderick, Jean Reno, Maria Pitillo. Nuclear test- “Jaws” (1975, Horror) Roy Scheider, Robert Shaw, Richard Dreyfuss. A man-eating shark ter- “Jaws 2” (1978, Horror) Roy Scheider. Tourist town and police ing in the South Pacific produces a giant mutated lizard. rorizes a New England resort town. chief dread huge white shark at beach.

Steven Uni- Annoying Or- King of the The Cleve- Family Guy Rick and American Family Guy Robot Aqua Teen Squidbillies Family Guy Rick and American Family Guy Robot verse ‘PG’ ange ‘PG’ Hill ‘PG’ land Show ‘14’ Morty ‘14’ Dad ‘14’ ‘14’ Chicken Hunger ‘14’ ‘14’ Morty ‘14’ Dad ‘14’ ‘14’ Chicken Finding Bigfoot: Further Finding Bigfoot: Further Call-Wildman Call-Wildman Gator Boys “Mission to Lone Star Lone Star Ice Cold Gold “Ruby Fever” Gator Boys “Mission to Lone Star Lone Star Evidence ‘PG’ Evidence ‘PG’ Mexico” ‘PG’ Legend Legend ‘PG’ Mexico” ‘PG’ Legend Legend Win, Lose or Jessie “101 Jessie ‘G’ “The Princess and the Frog” (2009, Com- (:15) I Didn’t (:40) Dog With (:05) JesJessie ‘G’ Good Luck Austin & Jessie ‘G’ A.N.T. Farm Good Luck Good Luck Draw ‘G’ Lizards” ‘G’ edy) Voices of Anika Noni Rose.

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(3:00) “Where the Heart “Battle for Terra” (2007, Science Fiction) (:25) “Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Want- “Now You See Me” (2013, Comedy-Drama) Jesse EisenLooking Girls “Role- True Detective “Form and Is” (2000) Natalie Portman. Voices of Evan Rachel Wood, Brian Cox, Luke ed” (2012, Comedy) Voices of Ben Stiller, berg, Mark Ruffalo. Agents track a team of illusionists who are “Looking Play” ‘MA’ Void” Hart and Cohle get a ‘PG-13’ Wilson. ‘PG’ Chris Rock. ‘PG’ thieves. ‘PG-13’ Glass” ‘MA’ new lead. ‘MA’ (3:30) “The Debt” (2010) Helen Mirren. A “Romy and Michele’s High School ReReal Time With Bill Maher True Detective “Form and Girls “Role- Looking “Notes on a Scandal” (2006, Drama) Cate (:35) “This Is presumed-dead Nazi war criminal resurfaces union” (1997, Comedy) Mira Sorvino, Lisa ‘MA’ Void” Hart and Cohle get a Play” ‘MA’ “Looking Blanchett, Judi Dench, Bill Nighy. ‘R’ 40” (2012) ‘R’ after 30 years. ‘R’ Kudrow, Janeane Garofalo. ‘R’ new lead. ‘MA’ Glass” ‘MA’ (3:00) “New Year’s Eve” “The East” (2013, Drama) Brit Marling, Alexander Skarsgrd, Banshee “Homecoming” Job (7:50) “Identity Thief” (2013, Comedy) Jason Bateman, “Criminal Desires” (2013, Adult) Erika “Universal (2011) Halle Berry, Jessica Ellen Page. An undercover agent infiltrates a group of ecoter- visits a priest with ties to Rab- Melissa McCarthy, Jon Favreau. A victim of identity theft fights Jordan. A sexy reporter gets caught up in an Soldier: The Biel. ‘PG-13’ rorists. ‘PG-13’ bit. ‘MA’ back. ‘NR’ online murder club. ‘NR’ Return” (3:15) “Hollywoodland” (2006, Mystery) “Sellebrity” (2012, Documentary) Kevin Shameless “Hope Springs House of Lies Episodes Shameless “Hope Springs Inside Com- Episodes House of Lies Inside ComAdrien Brody, Ben Affleck, Diane Lane. ‘R’ Mazur examines people’s obsession with Paternal” Ian is kicked out of ‘MA’ “Episode 8” Paternal” Ian is kicked out of edy (N) ‘14’ “Episode 8” ‘MA’ edy ‘14’ celebrities. ‘NR’ Mickey’s house. ‘MA’ ‘MA’ Mickey’s house. ‘MA’ ‘MA’ (3:45) “Step Up Revolution” (2012, Drama) (:25) “The Good Doctor” (2011) Orlando “The Ghost Writer” (2010, Drama) Pierce Brosnan, Ewan (:10) “Urban Legend” (1998, Horror) Jared Leto, Alicia Witt, “Absentia” (2011, Horror) Ryan Guzman, Kathryn McCormick, Misha Bloom. A doctor tampers with his pretty pa- McGregor, Kim Cattrall. A ghostwriter’s latest project lands him Rebecca Gayheart. A lunatic embarks upon a campus murder Courtney Bell, Justin Gordon, Gabriel. ‘PG-13’ tient’s treatment. ‘PG-13’ in jeopardy. ‘PG-13’ spree. ‘R’ Scott Graham. ‘R’

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Long Island Long Island My Five Wives Strengthening Welcome to Myrtle Manor Here Comes Here Comes Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Welcome to Myrtle Manor Here Comes Honey Boo Welcome to Myrtle Manor Medium Medium communication. ‘PG’ ‘14’ Honey Honey (N) ‘PG’ “To Catch a Rat” (N) ‘PG’ Boo ‘PG’ “To Catch a Rat” ‘PG’ Fast N’ Loud ‘G’ Fast N’ Loud ‘G’ Fast N’ Loud ‘G’ Rods N’ Wheels Rods N’ Wheels Rods N’ Wheels Rods N’ Wheels Rods N’ Wheels

Man v. Food Man v. Food (57) TRAV 196 277 ‘G’ ‘G’ Pawn Stars Pawn Stars (58) HIST 120 269 ‘PG’ ‘PG’ The First 48 A gang founder (59) A&E 118 265 is shot in a drive-by.

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Stars ‘PG’ Stars ‘PG’ Breaking Boston Courtney (:01) Breaking Boston Court- (:01) Wahl(:31) Wahlhopes to attend beauty school. ney hopes to attend beauty burgers ‘PG’ burgers ‘PG’ (59) (N) ‘14’ school. ‘14’ Rehab AdRehab AdHouse Hunt- Hunters Int’l New House New House Rehab AdRehab Ad (60) dict ‘G’ dict ‘G’ ers (N) ‘G’ New Life ‘G’ New Life ‘G’ dict ‘G’ dict ‘G’ Chopped Canada (N) ‘G’ Beat Bobby Beat Bobby Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Chopped Canada ‘G’ (61) Flay (N) ‘G’ Flay ‘G’ American Greed An attorney American Greed Contractors Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program (65) bilks hedge funds. steal millions.

The Kelly File Hannity On the Record With Greta Red Eye (N) (67) Van Susteren The Colbert Daily Show/ Chappelle’s Chappelle’s It’s Always Tosh.0 ‘14’ Review (N) Tosh.0 ‘14’ Daily Show/ The Colbert (:01) At Mid- (:31) Tosh.0 (81) Report ‘PG’ Jon Stewart Show ‘14’ Show ‘14’ Sunny ‘14’ Jon Stewart Report ‘PG’ night ‘14’ ‘14’ “Final Destination 2” (2003) Ali Larter, A.J. Cook. Grisly fates “Saw: The Final Chapter” (2010, Horror) Tobin Bell. A Jigsaw “Final Destination 2” (2003) Ali Larter, A.J. Cook. Grisly fates (82) await the survivors of a highway calamity. survivor unleashes a new wave of terror. await the survivors of a highway calamity.

“Snitch” (2013, Crime Drama) Dwayne Johnson, Barry Pep- The Best Sex: A Retrospec- True Detective “Form and per, Jon Bernthal. A man infiltrates a drug cartel to save his tive ‘MA’ Void” Hart and Cohle get a son from prison. ‘PG-13’ new lead. ‘MA’ Looking Veep “Shut- VICE (Subti- VICE “Bad VICE “Guns & VICE “Love & VICE “Winners VICE “Corrup“Looking down” ‘MA’ tled-English) Borders” ‘MA’ Ammo” ‘MA’ Rockets” ‘MA’ & Losers” ‘MA’ tion” ‘MA’ Glass” ‘MA’ ‘MA’ (:10) “Warm Bodies” (2013, Romance-Comedy) Nicholas (6:50) “Beautiful Creatures” (2013, Fantasy) Alden Ehrenre- “The Negotiator” (1998, Suspense) Samuel L. Jackson, Kevin Spacey, Da- “Lolita From Hoult. An unusual romance unfolds after a zombie saves a ich, Alice Englert. Star-crossed teens uncover dark secrets in vid Morse. A top police negotiator is accused of committing murder. ‘R’ Interstellar young woman’s life. ‘PG-13’ their town. ‘PG-13’ Space” ‘NR’ (3:55) “Out of Sight” (1998, Crime Drama) George Clooney, “Hollywoodland” (2006, Mystery) Adrien Brody, Ben Affleck, (:15) “Quartet” (2012, Comedy-Drama) Maggie Smith, Tom Gigolos (N) “Aroused” (2013) A fine-art (:45) Gigolos photography book features ‘MA’ 5 SHOW 319 540 Jennifer Lopez. A U.S. marshal falls for an escaped con she Diane Lane. A detective probes the mysterious death of TV Courtenay, Billy Connolly. A diva intrudes on a trio of retired ‘MA’ must capture. ‘R’ Superman George Reeves. ‘R’ opera singers. ‘PG-13’ adult-film stars.

(2:40) “The Ghost Writer” (4:50) “Sahara” (2005, Adventure) Matthew McConaughey, “Team America: World Police” (2004, (:40) “Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back” (2001, Comedy) “Clerks” (1994, Comedy) Brian O’Halloran.

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Men at Work Men at Work The King of The King of Seinfeld ‘PG’ Seinfeld ‘PG’ Seinfeld ‘PG’ Family Guy “Tower Heist” (2011, Comedy) Ben Stiller, Eddie Murphy, “Tower Heist” (2011, Comedy) Ben Stiller, Eddie Murphy, ‘14’ Queens “Ice Queens ‘PG’ ‘14’ Casey Affleck. Condo employees plot revenge against a Wall Casey Affleck. Condo employees plot revenge against a Wall ‘14’ Street swindler.

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Castle A young reality-TV star Castle “Target” A kidnapping Castle “Hunt” Castle tries to Cold Justice “Lady in the Box (:01) Inside Job “David Barton (:01) Save Our Business (:01) Cold Justice ‘14’ (:02) Inside Job “David Barton is murdered. ‘PG’ plot is revealed. ‘PG’ find Alexis. ‘PG’ (Aurora, CO)” (N) ‘14’ Gym” (N) ‘PG’ “Unique Vintage” (N) ‘PG’ Gym” ‘PG’ College Basketball Basketball College Basketball ACC Tournament, Fourth Quarterfinal: SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter Teams TBA. From Greensboro, N.C. (N) (Live) College Basketball Basketball College Basketball AAC Tournament, Second Semifinal: ATP Tennis BNP Paribas Open, Women’s Second Semifinal. NBA Tonight Basketball Olbermann (N) SportsNation Teams TBA. From Memphis, Tenn. (N) (Live) From Indian Wells, Calif. (N) (Live) (N) (N) Halls of Fame Graham The Game Mariners All WHL Hockey Tri-City Americans at Spokane Chiefs. (N) (Live) Mariners All WHL Hockey Tri-City Americans at Spokane Chiefs.

Boxing Bensinger 365 Access (N) Access Cops ‘14’ Jail ‘14’ Cops ‘14’ Cops ‘14’ Cops ‘PG’ Cops ‘PG’ Cops ‘14’ Cops ‘14’ Bellator MMA Live The world’s top fighters take part in this (:15) Cops ‘14’ Cops ‘14’ Jail ‘14’ Jail ‘14’ tournament. (N) (Live) “X2: X-Men “Machete” (2010, Action) Danny Trejo, Robert De Niro, Jessica Alba. The vic- “Speed” (1994, Action) Keanu Reeves, Dennis Hopper, Sandra Bullock. A The Walking Dead One group Game of Arms “Dawn of the United” tim of a double-cross seeks revenge. transit bus is wired to explode if it drops below 50 mph. finds a shelter. ‘MA’ Dead” Regular Show Teen Titans King of the The Cleve- American American Family Guy Family Guy Robot Aqua Teen Squidbillies American American Family Guy Family Guy Robot ‘PG’ Go! ‘PG’ Hill ‘PG’ land Show Dad ‘14’ Dad ‘14’ ‘14’ ‘14’ Chicken Hunger ‘MA’ Dad ‘14’ Dad ‘14’ ‘14’ ‘14’ Chicken Finding Bigfoot: Further Finding Bigfoot: Further Treehouse Masters: Out on Tanked: Unfiltered (N) ‘PG’ Tanked ATM shares never Tanked “Shark Buffet” (N) ‘PG’ Tanked ATM shares never Tanked “Shark Buffet” ‘PG’ Evidence ‘PG’ Evidence ‘PG’ a Limb ‘PG’ before seen footage. ‘PG’ before seen footage. ‘PG’ Win, Lose or Good Luck (:10) “Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams” (2002, Ad- Dog With a Dog With a Dog With a Dog With a Liv & Mad- Austin & A.N.T. Farm Jessie ‘G’ Good Luck A.N.T. Farm Draw ‘G’ Charlie ‘G’ venture) Antonio Banderas, Carla Gugino.

Blog Blog ‘G’ Blog ‘G’ Blog ‘G’ die ‘G’ Ally ‘G’ ‘G’ Charlie ‘G’ ‘G’ SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob Teenage Mutant Ninja Breadwinners Breadwinners Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Full House ‘G’ Friends ‘PG’ (:36) Friends (:12) Friends “The One With Turtles (N) ‘Y7’ ‘Y7’ ‘Y7’ ‘PG’ Joey’s Award” ‘PG’ The Middle The Middle The Middle The Middle “Richie Rich” (1994) Macaulay Culkin. A young billionaire “The Flintstones” (1994) John Goodman. A caveman is set The 700 Club ‘G’ Fresh Prince Fresh Prince ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘PG’ crosses paths with a greedy executive. up by a scheming Stone Age secretary.

Randy Knows Randy Knows Randy Knows Randy Knows Borrowed, Borrowed, Say Yes to the Say Yes to the Say Yes to the Say Yes to the Borrowed, Borrowed, Say Yes to the Say Yes to the Borrowed, Borrowed, New New Dress Dress Dress Dress New New Dress Dress New New Clash of the Ozarks “War Sons of Guns ‘14’ Sons of Guns ‘14’ Gold Rush: Pay Dirt “Grand- Gold Rush Fred copes with a Game of Stones The moun- (:01) Gold Rush: Pay Dirt (:01) Gold Rush “Unearthed” Bug” ‘14’ pa’s Last Wish” dying wife. (N) ‘PG’ tains of Brazil. ‘14’ “Grandpa’s Last Wish” ‘PG’ The Dead Files ‘PG’ Ghost Adventures “Kell’s Irish Man v. Food Man v. Food Bizarre Foods With Andrew Man v. Food Man v. Food Ghost Adventures “Glen Tav- Ghost Adventures “Kell’s Irish The Dead Files ‘PG’ Restaurant Pub” ‘PG’ Restaurant Pub” ‘PG’ “Butte” ‘PG’ “Alaska” ‘G’ Zimmern ‘PG’ ‘PG’ ‘G’ ern Inn” ‘PG’ Modern Marvels “Candy” ‘PG’ Modern Marvels “More American American American Restoration ‘PG’ American American American American American American (:01) American RestoraCandy” ‘PG’ Restoration Restoration Restoration Restoration Restoration Restoration Restoration Restoration tion ‘PG’ The First 48 “20 Bucks; Fam- The First 48 A young father The First 48 Police hunt the The First 48 The murder of a After the First 48 Suspected Beyond Scared Straight (:01) Those Who Kill Thomas (:01) The First 48 The murily Friends” A stray bullet kills a dies in a carjacking. ‘14’ killers of two teens. ‘14’ father shot in the back. ‘14’ murderer claims self-defense. South Carolina toughs try jail. secretly probes Catherine’s der of a father shot in the teenager. ‘14’ (N) ‘14’ (N) ‘14’ past. ‘14’ back. ‘14’ Island Hunt- Island Hunt- Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Renovation Renovation Renovation Renovation House Hunt- Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Renovation Renovation ers ‘G’ ers ‘G’ Realities ‘G’ Realities ‘G’ Realities ‘G’ Realities ‘G’ ers ‘G’ Realities ‘G’ Realities ‘G’ The Pioneer The Pioneer Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Woman ‘G’ Woman ‘G’ Buried Treasure Searching for Buried Treasure ‘PG’ Buried Treasure ‘PG’ Buried Treasure ‘PG’ The Profit A couple with a Buried Treasure Searching for Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program hidden gems. ‘PG’ Chicago gym. hidden gems. ‘PG’ The O’Reilly Factor (N) The Kelly File (N) Hannity (N) The O’Reilly Factor The Kelly File Hannity On the Record With Greta Red Eye (N) Van Susteren (3:59) FuFuturama ‘PG’ South Park Tosh.0 ‘14’ The Colbert Daily Show/ Futurama ‘14’ Futurama ‘14’ Key & Peele Key & Peele Tosh.0 ‘14’ Tosh.0 ‘14’ “Jackass 3.5” (2011) Johnny Knoxville. Johnny Knoxville and turama ‘PG’ ‘14’ Report ‘PG’ Jon Stewart ‘14’ ‘14’ gang perform crazy stunts and pranks.

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(3:45) “Dream House” (2011, (:15) “Taken 2” (2012, Action) Liam Neeson, Maggie Grace, True Detective “After You’ve True Detective “Form and Real Time With Bill Maher (N VICE (N) ‘MA’ Real Time With Bill Maher VICE ‘MA’ Suspense) Daniel Craig.

Famke Janssen. A vengeful father abducts Bryan Mills and Gone” Hart and Cohle inves- Void” Hart and Cohle get a Same-day Tape) ‘MA’ ‘MA’ ‘PG-13’ his wife. ‘PG-13’ tigate. ‘MA’ new lead. ‘MA’ (3:25) “Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets” (2002, (:10) “The Man With the Iron Fists” ( 2012) Game of “Argo” (2012, Historical Drama) Ben Affleck, Bryan Cranston, (:05) “Rambo: First Blood Part II” (1985) Orgasm SpeFantasy) Daniel Radcliffe. A malevolent force threatens the RZA. A blacksmith in feudal China defends his Thrones: Ice Alan Arkin. A CIA agent poses as a producer to rescue Ameri- Sylvester Stallone. Ex-Green Beret goes on cial: Real Sex students at Hogwarts. ‘PG’ fellow villagers. and Fire cans in Iran. ‘R’ Vietnam mission. ‘R’ (2:45) “True Lies” (1994, (:15) “Big Momma’s House 2” (2006, Comedy) Martin Law- (:05) “The Conjuring” (2013, Horror) Vera Farmiga, Patrick Banshee Lucas and CarBanshee Lucas and Carrie Life on Top Femme FaAction) Arnold Schwarzeneg- rence, Nia Long. An FBI agent reprises his disguise, posing as Wilson, Lili Taylor. Paranormal investigators confront a power- rie prepare for a showdown. prepare for a showdown. ‘MA’ “First Date” tales ‘MA’ ger. ‘R’ a heavy nanny. ‘PG-13’ ful demonic entity. ‘R’ (N) ‘MA’ ‘MA’ (3:00) “Notting Hill” (1999, (:05) “Houseguest” (1995, Comedy) Sinbad, Phil Hartman, House of Lies Episodes “Some Girl(s)” (2013, Comedy-Drama) Adam “Byzantium” (2012, Horror) Gemma Arterton, Saoirse Ro- Shameless Romance-Comedy) Julia Rob- Jeffrey Jones. A con artist finds refuge in the home of a sub- ‘MA’ “Episode 8” Brody, Kristen Bell, Zoe Kazan. A man makes nan, Jonny Lee Miller. Fugitive female vampires take refuge at ‘MA’ erts. ‘PG-13’ urban family. ‘PG’ ‘MA’ amends with ex-lovers. ‘NR’ a seaside British community. ‘R’ (3:45) “54” (1998, Drama) Ryan Phillippe. (:20) “50/50” (2011, Comedy-Drama) Joseph “Silver Linings Playbook” (2012, Comedy-Drama) Bradley (:05) “A Little Help” (2010, Comedy-Drama) Jenna Fischer, “Dazed and Confused” A young blue-collar man discovers the ’70s Gordon-Levitt, Seth Rogen, Anna Kendrick. ‘R’ Cooper. A man intends to rebuild his life and reunite with his Chris O’Donnell. A widow goes along with her adolescent (1993, Drama) Jason Londisco scene. ‘R’ estranged wife. ‘R’ son’s outrageous lie. ‘R’ don. ‘R’

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Lottery Changed My Life Lottery Changed My Life Mil‘PG’ lionaire janitor. ‘PG’ MythBusters ‘PG’ MythBusters ‘PG’

Austin & Austin & Good Luck Good Luck Ally ‘G’ Ally ‘G’ Charlie ‘G’ Charlie ‘G’ Power Rang- SpongeBob Sanjay and Breadwinners ers Craig ‘Y7’ ‘Y7’ “Honey, I Shrunk the Kids” (1989, Comedy) Rick Moranis, Matt Frewer, Marcia Strassman.

Lottery Changed My Life 20/20 on TLC “Faith Betrayed” “Millionaire Bride” ‘PG’ (N) ‘14’ MythBusters ‘PG’ Rods N’ Wheels

Good Luck Good Luck I Didn’t Do Dog With a Charlie ‘G’ Charlie ‘G’ It ‘G’ Blog ‘G’ “Swindle” (2013) Jennette McCurdy. Teens pursue a con man who holds a valuable baseball card. ‘Y’ “Richie Rich” (1994) Macaulay Culkin. A young billionaire crosses paths with a greedy executive.

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Save Our Business “Unique Dallas Bobby tries to outma- Private Lives of Nashville Rizzoli & Isles “Food for “Mission: Impossible 2” (2000, Action) Tom Cruise, Dougray Scott. An IMF “Collateral” (2004) Tom Cruise. A contract (31) Vintage” ‘PG’ neuver John Ross. ‘14’ Wives ‘14’ Thought” ‘14’ agent tries to stop the release of a deadly virus. killer uses a cabdriver for his jobs.

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( 36) ROOT 426 651 N) Open ’14 (N) Bensinger Peoria, Ariz. (Subject to Blackout) ryLink Field in Seattle. (N Same-day Tape) Access Open ’14 (N) Cops ‘PG’ Cops ‘14’ Cops ‘PG’ Cops ‘PG’ Cops ‘PG’ Cops ‘PG’ Cops ‘PG’ Cops ‘14’ Auction Hunt- Thrift Hunters Cops ‘14’ Cops ‘14’ Cops ‘PG’ Cops ‘PG’ Auction Hunt- Thrift Hunters (38) SPIKE 168 325 ers (N) (N) ‘PG’ ers ‘PG’ (2:00) “Rocky II” (1979, Drama) Sylvester Stallone, Talia Shire. Underdog Philly “Rocky III” (1982, Drama) Sylvester Stallone, Mr. T, Talia Shire. A merciless “Rocky IV” (1985, Drama) Sylvester Stallone. Vengeful boxer “Rocky V” (43) AMC 130 254 “Rocky” fighter gets another shot at heavyweight champ. contender forces Rocky into a title match.

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A slacker contends with his new girlfriend’s exes. outrageous pranks and stunts.

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SUNDAY COMICS

Sunday, March 9, 2014

DILBERT®/ by Scott Adams C

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DOONESBURY/ by Garry Trudeau

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SALLY FORTH/ by Francesco Marciuliano and Jim Keefe

MOTHER GOOSE AND GRIMM/ by Mike Peters

B.C./ by Mastroianni and Hart

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ZIGGY/ by Tom Wilson

DENNIS THE MENACE/ by Hank Ketcham

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MORT WALKERâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S BEETLE BAILEY/ by Mort, Greg & Brian Walker

MARVIN/ by Tom Armstrong

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THE BORN LOSER

by Art & Chip Sansom

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