Brain Stew '17 / 18' - Issue 8 "The Stewing"

Praise for

The Ste wing “Sounds like shit.”

–Dan Gerth, Interum Dean of the Pierre Laclede Honors College

“Mine was better.”

–Stanley Kubrick, Director of The Shining

“Mine was better than Kubrick’s, and it came first. Kubrick can suck a hairy one.”

–Stephen King, Author of The Shining

“You’re doing great, honey!”

–Nicole Gevers, Cover Artist and Cheerleader

“Cheep cheerp eeerp eep!”

–A Precious Baby Otter

“All work and no play made Zach a dull boy.”

–Jack Torrence, General Asshole

WHAT IS BRAIN STEW? Brain Stew’s mission is to provide for the Pierre Laclede Honors College student body a forum for uncensored free thought, commentary, and creativity, as well as news and event listings from PLHCSA and other related campus organizations. We have been publishing for over 25 years and won the Student Life’s award for Best Sustained Program in 2012 and 2017.

HOW CAN I CONTRIBUTE TO BRAIN STEW? Send your editorials, articles, poems, stories, reviews, plays, drawings, photography, fart jokes, personal ads, or whatever else you can think of to one of the editors: Nicole Gevers: nmgtzc@mail.umsl.edu Zachary Lee: zjlmr5@mail.umsl.edu Disclaimer: We issue no content guidelines beyond those of state, local, and federal law. All content is the responsibility of the creator. UMSL, PLHCSA, PLHC, and the Brain Stew staff are in no way liable for content.

But feel free to complain.