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ITH THE STATE facing a multibillion-dollar deficit and a proposed tax increase in Gov. Tom Wolf’s first budget, Pennsylvania Rep. John Payne says he doesn’t want to miss any opportunity to infuse dollars into the state’s coffers.

That’s why in February, Payne, a seven-term Republican legislator from Hershey who serves as the chairman of the house gaming oversight committee, introduced legislation to legalize online gambling — from slots to poker to staterun fantasy sports leagues — in the state.

“I think now is as good a time as any,” Payne says. “It’s been up and running in New Jersey and Delaware for more than a year now and we have hard data to look at and examine.

“Maryland is looking at expanding,

and there are casinos in Ohio and West Virginia that have an impact on our gaming revenues. My attitude as a businessman for 30 years has always been, you have to stay competitive. It’s better to get this going now before everyone else does.”

Pa. may be turning to online gambling to generate new revenue, but is it a smart bet? {BY CHARLIE DEITCH} And he’s not alone. In addition to Payne’s measure, two other bills have been introduced in the house. One, from Republican state Rep. Nick Miccarelli of Delaware County, would legalize only on-

line poker. Another, from Bucks County Democrat Tina Davis, is very similar to Payne’s bill, but seeks a higher tax rate and licensing fee.

Neither Miccarelli nor Davis could be reached for comment for this story, but Payne tells City Paper that at a time when the state is in financial trouble, it doesn’t make sense to leave any potential revenue on the table. Besides, he says, online gambling already exists in Pennsylvania.

“People talk about online gambling coming to Pennsylvania, but let me tell you, it’s already here,” Payne says.

“People are making bets every day with companies located offshore somewhere.

Why shouldn’t we legalize it here, regulate it and, instead of the money being shipped to operators in some other country, it stays right here.

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“And if we do it, we know it will be fair, and we know there will be safeguards in place to prevent things like underage gambling from occurring.”

Mark Tevis, a casino-industry marketing consultant and CEO of the casinotourism site visitPacasinos.com, agrees that to not capitalize on Internet gambling as a way of generating revenue would be foolhardy, especially when other states are likely to get on board.

“This is a chance for Pennsylvania to be an innovator, not a follower,” Tevis says. “I think you’re going to see very serious discussions about this, this year because of the budget shortfalls that the state is facing. You have to find new revenues, and I think this would be much more preferred over new taxes.”

But will an expansion to online gambling make a real financial difference in Pennsylvania? So far, revenues have fallen well short of predictions in New Jersey, Delaware and Nevada. Is it the revenue-generating panacea that some tout?

Simply another form of entertainment?

Or, just another way for Pennsylvanians to lose their money? Or, maybe, it’s a bit of each, depending on expectations.

“The thing about legal gambling is, a third of the people are against gambling in any form; another third are mildly against legal gambling; and the final third are neutral.

Except for casino operators and some lawmakers, no one is really pro-gambling,” says I. Nelson Rose, a professor at Whittier Law School in Costa Mesa, Calif., and an expert on gambling issues. “What you end up with are people saying, ‘Well, if people are going to gamble anyway, it’s better that it’s run by the government.’

It’s a revenue-generator. Legal gambling isn’t about anything except politics and money.

“But, most times, legal gambling is oversold by states and that can lead to disappointment. The fact is, revenues from legal gambling will never be large enough to solve a social problem.”

ing a nearly $200 million influx of cash to the struggling state. It became quickly apparent, however, that those numbers would never be realized.

In 2014, online gaming in New Jersey generated total revenues of $122 million.

The state’s 15 percent cut totaled just over $18 million. The first two months of the year saw revenues of less than $8 million, bringing $1.1 million to state coffers.

Given Pennsylvania’s size, Payne says the state could conservatively expect revenues of about $120 million annually. “We’ve got a much larger population than the other states who’ve already done this,” Payne says.

At his proposed tax rate of 14 percent, the state’s cut would be about $17 million. If the 28 percent tax rate proposed by state Rep. Davis were to pass, the take would increase to about $33.6 million.

But would that actually make a dent in the state’s financial problems?

Jeffrey Sheridan, spokesman for Gov. Tom Wolf, tells City Paper that the governor is “open to having discussions” about online gaming but has taken no position one way or another at this point. “It’s something he will look at,” Sheridan says. However, Sheridan adds that the state’s financial problems — a structural deficit of more than $2 billion, underfunded schools — can’t be cured by online gaming. Wolf is also proposing about $3.9 billion in propertytax relief, and that’s going to take dedicated revenue streams brought on by a “holistic, fair” tax plan.

“Look, $120 million in new revenues would be a positive for the state,” Sheridan says. “But it won’t solve these problems that we face.”

Rose says the revenues that have come out of online gaming thus far have been “very disappointing.” He says Christie wasn’t the only one to severely overestimate the amount of money to be made. That, he says, is based on a number of factors.

Because online gaming is still banned by the federal government, some banks and credit-card companies have refused to process gaming payments. Also, because states with legal online gaming won’t take bets from residents in any other state, the player pool becomes much smaller, resulting in less money wagered. In an effort to enlarge the

“PEOPLE TALK ABOUT ONLINE GAMBLING COMING TO PENNSYLVANIA, BUT LET ME TELL YOU, IT’S ALREADY HERE.”

IN DECEMBER 2013, in an effort to cure its financial woes and help the town of Atlantic City, online gaming went live in New Jersey.

Republican Gov. Chris Christie, who had vetoed previous attempts at legalization, promised massive returns. His 2014 budget, in fact, estimated total online gaming revenues of $1 billion —provid-

player pool for online poker, Delaware and Nevada will soon begin pooling their players to make the game more enticing.

“Right now, it’s just too difficult to go online and gamble,” Rose says. “First, you don’t know if your bank will process your payments, and then say you want to play $5-10 Omaha [poker] at 2 a.m. There are so few players online right now that you might not even be able to find a game.”

But what Rose sees as the biggest problems standing in the way of online gaming’s success are the games themselves.

“It’s a fundamental problem that is just being recognized,” he says. “All of the legal forms of gambling in the world are games that were invented in the 19th century or earlier. So you’re trying to sell a 19th-century product to a 21stcentury consumer.

“Millennials don’t like slots and other games that are profitable in land-based casinos. They don’t play the lottery because they won’t stand for a system where you pick numbers and then wait two days to find out if you’ve won.”

Rose says new consumers, those more likely to play online, want social games.

“What we’re waiting on is for someone to develop games as interesting as Candy Crush or Angry Birds that can be used for gambling [and] that casino operators and state regulators can accept,” Rose says. “With the level of regulation that gaming receives, that may be a difficult thing to achieve. The successful, profitable Internet-gambling games will look a lot like the most interesting, successful social games.”

And that looks to be part of Payne’s approach to expanded gambling. He says he wants to give the state’s gamingcontrol board “all the tools it needs to be competitive.” His proposal, for example, allows for the pooling of players from other states where gambling is legal and would allow the gaming-control board to determine which games would be authorized for online gaming.

“We want the gaming-control board to be able to do their job, and the last thing we want is for them to have to come back to the legislature to ask for something else,” Payne says. “Let’s give them the ability to do a bunch of different things. If they can make more money, then Pennsylvania makes more money.”

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DRAWING SUPPORT Garfield tattoo shop goes online to pay for costly renovations {BY ASHLEY MURRAY} SITTING AMIDST a mix of small businesses and construction projects on Penn Avenue in Garfield, Artisan Tattoo studio stands out because of a banner on its facade.

“Keep Artisan Alive,” the sign reads.

Jason and Meliora Angst bought the building in 2012 and have been working to rehab it ever since. However, now they find themselves caught up in the costs of renovations and the technicalities of the city’s permitting process, with a very short amount of time to rectify both.

“Very simply, we had to ... start the process over again and make this really intense push to come up with the capital to do the rest of the project, which is quite expensive,” explains Jason Angst.

With fewer than 15 days left on their “Keep Artisan Alive” Indiegogo crowd-funding campaign, the Angsts are hoping to raise nearly $90,000 to bring their building up to code. As of April 12, the campaign had raised nearly $33,000.

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Jason and Meliora Angst, of Garfield’s Artisan Tattoo

“We’ve gone into overdrive. We are working our butts off,” Jason Angst says.

The couple bought the three-story building three years ago, when “it was a shell of bricks,” and initially, they say, a city inspector told them their architectural designs were fine.

“About six weeks ago, a new inspector came in and told us that, in fact, we only had six months left [to complete the work] and that a lot of what we had done was not OK,” Jason Angst says.

Tim McNulty, spokesman for the City

of Pittsburgh, says that the initial inspector retired more than a year ago. The Angsts say the inspector approved work that they now must redo. “[The inspector] was doing us favors that were not favors that are hurting us now,” Meliora Angst says.

McNulty and the shop-owners say that questions from a local newspaper reporter who was writing a feature on Artisan prompted the city to send a new inspector to the building. McNulty says the city issued a façade-renovation permit to Artisan in 2012, and then issued a permit for other renovations in 2014. After that, though, McNulty says, Artisan did not contact the city to have the work approved so that it could receive its occupancy permit.

“The city works with small businesses all the time, and after the initial permits were issued, basically, we were waiting for them to come back and be inspected,” McNulty says. “And it just didn’t happen.”

In February, the city revoked Artisan’s permit and cited the Angsts for using the building without an occupancy permit. The couple says a new inspector gave them a temporary occupancy permit, which gives them six months to bring the building up to code.

Among items approved by the initial inspector, according to the Angsts, were firstfloor bathrooms that were two inches too small to comply with the Americans with Disabilities Act. “The first inspector had said, ‘Two inches, close enough. That’s no big deal,’” Meliora Angst says. “The new inspector said no. We had to tear down those bathrooms that we had hand-stenciled and rebuild them two inches bigger.”

The couple also needs to build a costly

three-level, covered fire-escape with a foundation, which will take most of the money they are raising — $62,000. Other costs include $22,000 for two ADA bathrooms in the basement, and $5,200 for an ADA bathroom on the first floor.

The couple also says a piercing shop that was operating on their third floor was immediately “evacuated.”

The Angsts say they’re frustrated because the actual purpose of their business can’t be considered when applying the code.

“They’re laws and they make sense in some way, somewhere,” Jason says. “They definitely are not situationally lenient.”

Take the bathroom renovations. Extensive renovations are required because of the building’s potential capacity, Jason Angst says.

“When you take into account the entire square-footage of this place, you could fit in quite a number of people,” Jason Angst says.

“But if you’re here and you look around … we would never hit that sort of capacity.”

The Angsts also say the need for genderspecific bathrooms doesn’t make sense in their situation.

“My moral philosophy tells me that every bathroom in here should be unisex, because a lot of our clientele don’t even identify with one gender or another,” says Meliora Angst.

At press time, McNulty said he was checking to see whether there would ever be situation-specific allowances.

For its part, the city has said that enforcement of building codes is important, and that work has been done to improve the permitting process. Late last year, the department was reconfigured from the Bureau of Building Inspection to the Department of Permits, Licenses and Inspections.

“As with everything, the city has to balance business needs with safety,” McNulty says. “Building inspectors keep lines of communication open to address commercial needs, and PLI is in the midst of making that communication even better. Last year it gave inspectors cell phones and laptops for the first time, and this year is moving toward more online permitting.”

Jason and Meliora Angst say they don’t want to give up because they invested on Penn Avenue for a reason.

“One of the reasons I invested in this neighborhood is it’s a redeveloping area that’s centering around the arts,” he says.

“Art is a very large part of my life, and I also feel that tattoo art is slowly being likened to fine art in this world, and I happen to do both.”

“WE HAD TO START THE PROCESS OVER AGAIN.”

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MAKING GREEN FUN {BY BILL O’DRISCOLL} TO MANY PEOPLE, “environmentalist” and

“environmentalism” are unfriendly terms.

They conjure images of people lecturing you about melting ice caps, and summon feelings of guilt and a sense of hopelessness.

The trouble, says Joylette Portlock, lies largely with many environmentalists themselves. While she agrees that problems like climate change are urgent, she’s one environmentalist who thinks that simply telling people what’s wrong with the world won’t motivate them. “You really need to be engaging people on more levels than just fear and guilt,” says Portlock. “We are not going to depress people into action. … We need to expand the range of emotions people feel when they talk about the environment.”

Portlock has a Ph.D. in genetics. But her personality could fairly be called ebullient, and her approach is decidedly accessible. She’s president of Communitopia, a citizen’s group dedicated to a positive approach to environmental engagement. And since 2012, she’s been making an entertaining, even goofy, series of online videos titled “Don’t Just Sit There — Do Something!” to inspire viewers to act on climate change.

The colorful, fast-paced five-minute episodes — 23 to date — are Daily Show-esque, with Portlock playing all roles: a straightforward news anchor; an average Jane (who might think a zero-degree day in January refutes global warming); and a bespectacled scientist. The segments are carefully researched, but at least one features Portlock breaking into a Lion King song. Other installments critique federal fossil-fuel subsidies and humorously debunk climate myths like “we’ll adapt.” The most popular episode to date — with more than 44,000 YouTube views — is “Climate Denier Style,” a parody of the “Gangnam Style” music video: “Teach pseudo-science to our kids / in hopes they’ll be dumber / and they won’t notice record heat, fall, spring and summer.” A polar bear chases a Koch brother, while Portlock herself essays half-a-dozen personas and lots of energetic dancing.

Each episode concludes by suggesting two actions for viewers: a small, personal step — like washing clothes in cold water to save energy — and a big-picture action, like writing the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency to support limits on greenhousegas emissions.

In the face of vast problems, such actions might seem inadequate. But “even the most watered-down [action] is some-

body who maybe wasn’t thinking about this at all before, [but] is now considering the change for environmental reasons, and that in itself is a powerful switch,” Portlock says. Communitopia’s motto is “making green mainstream.”

Admiration for Portlock’s approach is widespread in local environmental circles.

“I think there’s been too much talk about gloom and doom, and we need to focus on positives,” says Phipps Conservatory president Richard Piacentini. “A focus on environment and sustainability … can be a beautiful way to live.”

“Having a little humor is a good thing,” says Randy Francisco, an organizer for the Sierra Club’s Pennsylvania chapter.

Maren Cooke, an activist and educator who hosts a monthly Sustainability Salon in her home, acknowledges that it’s easy to dwell on environmental crises, even to despair. “And some might say that this lighthearted approach risks soft-pedaling such issues,” she says. But Cooke (who cameos in one “Don’t Just Sit There”) agrees that if Portlock’s approach brings more people into the green tent, “it’s worth it.”

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While an approach like Portlock’s might reach a younger and more diverse audience, it’s not always applicable, say some on-the-ground organizers. “You almost need the right personality for it,” says Rachel Filippini, president of the Group Against Smog and Pollution. However, Filippini adds, “If somebody can figure out how to make air-quality permits fun and humorous, I’m all for it.”

On April 25, teaming with Phipps, the Carnegie Museum of Natural History and other partners, Communitopia offers FutureFest 2015, a free, day-long festival on Phipps’ front lawn. Cooking demonstrations, tours of Phipps’ new modular classroom, composting demos and hands-on activities, including e-bike test drives, are meant to help visitors envision a sustainable future.

There’s also an eco-minded marketplace, live music and a scavenger hunt. Bonus: Phipps admission is half-price for the day.

As Portlock says, “Just because the problem’s big doesn’t mean solving it can’t be fun.”

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Joey Patterson, 22, eluded Idaho authorities for several months, but then he posted his whereabouts on Facebook. He invited friends to play softball at Armory Softball Field in Caldwell. That’s where police found him. Monitoring social media has led officers to suspects before, Sgt. Joey Hoadley noted, explaining, “Surprisingly, even fugitives can’t keep from updating their Facebook status.”

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Police arrested three suspects in a tailgatestealing spree in Volusia County, Fla., after one of them tried to return one of the nine stolen tailgates to claim a reward. The victim paid the reward but called deputies, who located the trio. (Orlando’s WESH-TV)

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Russia unveiled plans to build a highspeed railway and freeway link between London and the United States — via Siberia.

State railway boss Vladimir Yakunin, who helped develop the plan, dubbed Trans-Eurasian Belt Development (TERP), promised that the proposed 12,400-mile route would “supercharge” global economic growth by connecting Russia’s oil and gas pipelines to the rest of the world.

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A speaker at Australia’s sixth annual National Disability Summit had to be lifted onto the stage because there was no ramp for wheelchairs or mobility scooters. In addition, disabled participants, who each paid $2,000 to attend the privately organized event, were all seated at one table in the back of the room.

A blog post by participant Jax Jacki Brown noted that the “accessible toilet was filled with chairs and used as a storage space,” and “the food provided was up on really tall tables” so wheelchair users couldn’t reach it. (Australia’s ABC News)

inmates facing execution. Brown’s request, the Los Angeles Times said, “anticipates an average of 20 new arrivals on death row yearly” without a decrease in the existing condemned population. (NPR)

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Australian authorities charged Erica Leeder, 26, with assaulting a police officer with breast milk. While being searched after her arrest on an unspecified warrant, Leeder was nude from the waist up when she grabbed her own breast and squirted milk onto the forehead, arms and clothes of a female officer conducting the search. The Western Australia Police Union said the assault charge was partially due to the possibility of the breast milk’s spreading disease. (United Press International)

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Prosecutors said Harrison shot the youth in the back of the head in Roxbury, Mass. The victim survived. Harrison denied charges stemming from the shooting, but Suffolk Assistant District Attorney David Bradley said a surveillance system at a nearby business recorded the episode.

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1. Wood Street Galleries

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The World Revolves Around You | HC Gilje After widespread critical acclaim of his 2011 show, HC Gilje returns to Wood Street Galleries with three North American premieres of installations Revolver and Spin, and the world-premiere of Flimmer.

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UNLOADED Curated by Susanne Slavick Unloaded is a group show organized by Susanne Slavick that explores historical and social issues surrounding the availability, use and impact of guns in our culture.

Performance by Vanessa German at 7pm.

Special screening of In Unlivable Times from Chris Ivey’s East of Liberty on street monitor.

Music with DJ SMI Window SPACE | Sideways Museum, Organized by Tom Sarver A collection of works by Pittsburgh artists exploring folk and visionary art traditions. Featuring work by Jim Rettinger, Doug Hill, Dorothy Williams, Steve Smith, Tom Sarver and Joann Kielar “outside of SPACE” Easely is a Pittsburgh-based art startup that allows customers to rent ready-to-hang art from local artists and artists around the world.

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PIGDA presents Game Works Come experience a spectrum of experimental game works featured from local creators.

4. Tito Way

Memento Mori | Mary Mazziotti Cell Phone Disco | InformationLab

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9 Lives | Cody Baker Surreal imagery designed to evoke a real emotion.

Realistic portrayal by Max Flick.

Music by Soccratee.

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Light from the Furnace Industrial themed artworks.

7. Trust Arts Education Center 805-807 Liberty Avenue Peirce Studio

Soul Sessions DJ Nate da Phat Barber spins soul, and funk classics at 7pm. Mavis Swan Poole & Soul Understated at 8:30pm Second floor*

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Temporary States | Lori Hepner & Christine Lorenz Explores common threads through two bodies of work.

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August, August, August!

A collection of photographs, videos, set pieces, and artwork. Curated by Mark Clayton Southers FENCES Open rehearsal for August Wilson’s FENCES in the theater

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Café Con Leche: Brisas del Caribe-kid friendly Caribbean celebration “What does it mean to be a Pittsburgh Latino?”

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Celebrate National Jazz Appreciation Month with live Music by George Jones New View Trio 5:30-7:30pm Art by Laura Petrilla

24. PNC Legacy Project 600 Liberty Avenue

The PNC Legacy Project is honoring our region’s veterans.

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Live music by Jonathan Dull, art and other handmade items.

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Celebrate National Jazz Appreciation Month with live music by Yoko Suzuki Band.

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15. Urban Pathways 6-12 Gallery

The Art Institute of Pittsburgh Alumni & Student Show

National Poetry Month Celebration Festuring The Sounds of Steel steel pan band.

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28. Arthur Murray Dance Studio

136 Sixth Street (above Melange Bistro)

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NOT UNIVERSALLY ACCESSIBLE Free Dance Lessons and Demos: 7:30pm Salsa, 8pm Bachata, 8:30pm Salsa

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Digital Media and 3D Forms An exhibition by Pittsburgh CAPA 6-12 visual art students.

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MORE SCOOPS {BY ALEX ZIMMERMAN} When Chad Townsend assumed the top spot at Garfield’s Salt of the Earth, he thought he might finally be running his dream restaurant.

But it never quite felt like his, and he left just a few months after becoming its executive chef. Soon, he and his wife, Lauren, started Millie’s Homemade Ice Cream, named for Townsend’s grandmother. They slung fresh scoops on Friday nights at the Livermore, and started a popular ice-cream CSA. But now, they’re looking to expand — not an easy task for artisanal ice-cream makers. “When you’re making a gallon of ice cream, it’s easy to pick out 10, 12, 20 peaches that are perfect, [but] getting 100 pounds of peaches that are at their peak ripeness — every single one — it’s essentially impossible.”

And when you’re sourcing ingredients locally, down to the eggs, milk and cream, it gets even more challenging to find year-round suppliers.

But Townsend and his wife are committed. They’re planning to open a storefront in Highland Park next year.

And they have launched a crowdfunding campaign to buy a $16,000 pasteurizer that will let them incorporate raw dairy products into their ice cream.

But to uphold their standards, Townsend acknowledges, they might not be able to expand exponentially, even to meet demand. “The inherent human nature is to say, ‘I’m a business [and] I want to make money, so the more sales the better.’ To maintain those standards, we’ll get to the point where we’ll have to say ‘no.’”

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Thai restaurants now abound in the Pittsburgh dining universe. They range from tiny take-out storefronts to swankier establishments built on the urban-bistro model. Everyone has a personal favorite, yet little is as formulaic, it seems, as the Pittsburgh Thai restaurant menu: starters, curries, noodles and stirfries, and within those categories, the same familiar favorites, available with a choice of protein. We see just about the same summary of Thai cuisine just about everywhere we go.

Sawasdee Thai Kitchen, in a nondescript commercial building just off Washington Road in Upper St. Clair, is — in terms of space and business model — at the tiny-take-out end of the range. There are only three small tables in the place, and the decor doesn’t even make an effort at evoking Thailand or its culture. Even the requisite television is tiny, perched atop a little table against one wall. But, in a radical departure from Pittsburgh tradition, it was tuned to Netflix, not sports,

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and our friendly server offered to stream whatever we wanted.

Even more exciting, Sawasdee departs from the boilerplate of the local Thai menu — not dramatically, but enough to attract our attention. Sure, there were the usual red, green and yellow curries, the pad Thai, the basil noodles. But there

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At first we thought scallion pancakes were part of the non-Thai offerings, but they were made with a quintessentially

Thai ingredient — glutinous (a.k.a. sticky) rice flour — that gave them a distinctive character unlike typical scallion pancakes made with wheat flour. Sawasdee’s were comprised of deeply browned, ultra-crispy, paper-thin layers reminiscent of pastry or phyllo. The presence of actual scallions was minimal, suggested only by some darker spots between the layers, but the pancake, dipped in a salty-tangy ponzu-like sauce, was so satisfying, we didn’t really mind.

Larb, that addictive Thai salad of minced meat, ground toasted rice and fresh herbs, served over juicy lettuce with a tangy citrus dressing, was also excellent. Sawasdee’s version was made with chicken and packed plenty of heat.

Another notable aspect of the menu was just how much of it proclaimed itself spicy. Even pad Thai, that refuge of the mild palate, is available in a spicy version called “Country Pad Thai.” We weren’t asked to plot our spice preferences on any numerical scale, although more or less can be requested.

Having said that, the curries we ordered

were mild. Angelique, a green-curry lover, was intrigued by one that swapped out eggplant for avocados, but ultimately she decided to try something new, kao soy. This dish featured a skein of egg noodles topped with layers of pickled cabbage, ginger, bean sprouts, scallion, cilantro and fried shallots, all in a yellow curry broth. Its flavor was deeply seasoned and savory, with a hint of sweetness that was beautifully balanced by the tangy cabbage, zingy ginger, earthy sprouts and aromatic herbs. Its texture — or rather, textures — were also wonderful: elastic noodles, crunchy sprouts, crispy fried shallots.

Owners “Tai” and “Jim” Hardkaew cook side by side in their small kitchen

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BEER BUDDIES Partnerships are key during Pittsburgh Craft Beer Week Pittsburgh Craft Beer Week is — gasp — not a week. Running April 17-26, it is actually 10 days devoted to learning about, celebrating and (mainly) drinking craft beer. And of the 300 or so events scheduled for this year’s PCBW, there’s one that’s got everyone buzzing: the debut of the collaboration beers.

“We have been doing these collaborations as long as Pittsburgh Craft Beer Week has been around,” says David Cerminara, owner of Carnegiebased Apis Mead & Winery, and brewer representative for PCBW. “The initial idea was to just get all the region’s brewers together and have a pint or two.” And it turns out that when you put a bunch of creative brewers in one room, ideas start to flow as freely as the beer.

Panang crispy duck was not actually crispy, but it was hard to tell whether the skin had been so before a mound of currysauced vegetables had been piled on top.

The presentation struck us as peculiar, perhaps a symptom of a kitchen more accustomed to take-out, but ultimately it didn’t matter, because the panang curry sauce turned everything it touched delicious. Rich and spicy, it pulled together the duck, whose meat was succulent beneath its skin, and an array of vegetables — including crisp, barely cooked green beans, and red and green peppers — all topped with a generous handful of Thai basil and keffir lime leaves.

Massaman curry was another hit.

This hearty, wintry dish makes good use of root vegetables, in this case, sweet potatoes, onions, carrots and peanuts. Sawasdee also included pieces of pineapple for bright and sweet notes that suggested sunshine and warmth to come. It was a dish altogether appropriate to this transitional season.

Tiny as Sawasdee is, we were not the only eat-in customers appreciating the fine food and prompt, polite service at this unassuming, yet excellent, Thai restaurant. If its reputation continues to grow, we may need to make reservations — or Sawasdee might need bigger accommodations.

Now, in the event’s fourth year, collaboration brews have become central to the week. This year, combinations of nearly two dozen area brewers created eight beers for PCBW. The names are groaners.

There’s “50 Shades of Grain,” the East End/ Costar/Spoonwood collaboration that uses a pinch of every grain they had around.

Then there’s “For Wheat’s Sake,” a wheat IPA from Grist House, Hop Farm and Hitchhiker. The strangest entry is surely “Ghoul Branch Burrito,” the Rock Bottom/ Milkman/Bloom Brew ale that’s made with “a popular brand of tortilla chips.”

Of course, the beers provide more than just an opportunity for awful puns.

“One of the best parts of the collaboration beers is that you get to know all the other great brewers in the city and get a chance to see each others’ brewing techniques,” Cerminara says. “Everyone has their own style and equipment, so it strengthens each and every brewer involved.”

You can find the beers at bars around the city during the week, or try them all at Caliente’s unofficial kickoff party, on April 17. Try them early — most won’t last past PCBW — and raise your glass to education, collaboration and Doritos.

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AVENUE B. 5501 Centre Ave., Shadyside. 412-683-3663. This intimate corner restaurant has only a brief, seasonal menu, but its offerings are all tantalizing, each combining several pedigreed ingredients. Such selections have included piquillo-pepper lasagna with a different filling in each layer; green-bean and sweet-potato tempura; and fresh pasta topped with beef short ribs, chard and crisped cipollini onions. LF BAR MARCO. 2216 Penn Ave., Strip District. 412-471-1900.

At this former firehouseturned-restaurant, a small but well-curated menu makes a perfect complement to this venue’s wine and cocktail list. The tapas-inspired roster ranges from charcuterie plates and classics, like patatas bravas, to smokedpork tamales and grilled radicchio and endive salad. KE BLUE LINE GRILLE. 1014 Fifth Ave., Uptown. 412-281-2583.

This hockey-themed venue rises above standard sports-bar fare, despite dishes named “Hat Trick” and “Pen Wings.” The menu shows variety; the apps range from Montreal poutine and chorizo quesadillas to blistered asparagus and pretzel buns with dipping cheese. More substantial fare includes pizzas, sandwiches, hamburgers and pasta. KE BOB’S DINER. 211 Mansfield Blvd., Carnegie. 412-429-7400.

Well-prepared fare and a warm atmosphere distinguish this local diner chain. Bob’s serves the classic diner array of all-day breakfast fare, hot and cold sandwiches and stick-toyour-ribs dinner platters. The fried chicken is a winner, with a skin that is deep goldenbrown and shatteringly crisp. J BURGH’ERS. 100 Perry Highway, Harmony. 724-473-0710. This organic, farm-to-table restaurant with a thoughtful selection of all-American sandwiches, burgers (including veggie and

Ten Penny {PHOTO BY HEATHER MULL} bison), hot dogs and sides offers something for everyone. Try a Pittsburgh- neighborhoodthemed burger — “Mexican War” with chilies and avocado, the “Polish Hill” with a pierogie — and don’t miss the shoestringstyle rosemary fries. JE CHURCH BREW WORKS. 3525 Liberty Ave., Lawrenceville.

412-688-8200. The Brew Works setting — the meticulously rehabbed interior of St. John the Baptist Church with its altar of beer — remains incomparable, and there are always several hand-crafted brews on tap to enjoy. For dining, the venue offers a flexible menu, suitable for all ages, ranging from pub nibblers and wood-fired pizza to nouvelle American entrées. KE

All India {PHOTO BY HEATHER MULL} DITKA’S RESTAURANT. 1 Robinson Plaza, Robinson.

412-722-1555. With its wood paneling, white tablecloths and $30 entrees, Ditka’s aims for the serious steakhouse market — but never forgets its sports roots: Aliquippa-born Mike Ditka is the former Chicago Bears coach. Try the skirt steak, a

Chicago favorite, or a fine-dining staple such as filet Oscar. LE EVERYDAY NOODLES. 5875 Forbes Ave., Squirrel Hill.

412-421-6660. At this Chinese restaurant, the menu is organized around pasta dishes, including noodle soups, “dry” noodles served with sauce and toppings, dumplings, wontons and potstickers. A few rice dishes, non-noodle soups and steamed vegetable plates round things out. But noodles — made fresh in full view of customers — rule. JF GRIT & GRACE. 535 Liberty Ave., Downtown. 412-281-4748.

Small plates with plenty of unexpected ingredients and designed for sharing mark this Downtown venue. The menus offers updates on classics (Rueben, ramen) and eclectic Asian fusion fare to dim sum and “pork face” sandwich.

Fortunately, the kitchen brings a confident approach to a wildly various list of boldly complex dishes. KE HABITAT. 510 Market St., Downtown. 412-773-8800.

Located in the handsome Fairmont Hotel, this restaurant — with a marvelously open kitchen — utilizes local and seasonal ingredients. The emphasis is on the kitchen’s ability to adapt and update traditional dishes from around the world, such as tandoori chicken tacos and rare-tunaand-avocado spring rolls. LE KALEIDOSCOPE CAFÉ. 108 43rd St., Lawrenceville. 412683-4004. This intriguing menu refracts contemporary trends in sophisticated casual dining while still offering an atmosphere of off-the-beaten-path funkiness.

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SOCIAL. 6425 Penn Ave., Larimer.

412-362-1234. This casual eatery at Bakery Square offers upscale pub grub: Pizzas, sandwiches and salads have ingredients that wouldn’t be out of place at the trendiest restaurants, but preparations are un-fussy. Or be your own chef, with the checklist-style, build-your-ownsalad option. For dessert, try a custom ice-cream sandwiches. KE

LEGUME BISTRO. 214 N. Craig St., Oakland. 412-621-2700. The former Regent Square bistro now has a more urbane Oakland location. To its inspired cuisine based on fresh, seasonal and local, SONOMA GRILLE. 947 Penn Legume has also added a full Ave., Downtown. 412-697-1336. bar and in-house butchering.

The menu here groups The expanded menu food and selected wines might include: steaks, (mostly Californian, lamb kielbasa with of course) under such celeriac puree, oenophilic summaries grilled escarole . w w w as “jammy” and “musand lemon-verbena paper pghcitym cular,” encouraging an panna cotta. LE .co entirely new approach to food selection. The resPARK BRUGES. 5801 taurant’s offerings include tapas, Bryant St., Highland Park. hearty meat dishes with an array 412-661-3334. This Belgian-style of international seasonings, and bistro offers more than moules a mix-n-match, create-your-own (mussels), though those come section for mixed grill. KE highly recommended, in either a traditional cream-wine SPAK BROS. 5107 Penn Ave., preparation or spicy Creole.

Garfield. 412-362-7725. A pizza, Rather than frites, try variations sub and snack joint with fare on French-Canadian poutine, such for all: vegetarians, vegans and as adding chipotle pulled pork. carnivores. You’ll find vegan pizza Steaks, tarte flambée flatbreads with soy cheese, seitan wings, and even a burger round out steak sandwiches, pierogies — this innovative menu. KE much of it made from locally sourced ingredients. J PENN AVENUE FISH COMPANY. 2208 Penn Ave., Strip District TAMARI. 3519 Butler St., (412-434-7200) and 308 Forbes Lawrenceville (412-325-3435) and Ave., Downtown (412-562-1710).

701 Warrendale Village Drive, These two fish restaurants fill Warrendale (724-933-3155). The the gap between humble lunch concept is original and simple: counter and snooty steakhouse blending the salty, citrusy flavors of — modern, funky and moderately Asia with the bright, spicy flavors priced. Much of the restaurant’s of Latin America. Although the menu is casual fare such as execution is high-end, individual sandwiches, sushi and tacos, with dishes are quite reasonably priced, a rotating selection of higherwith lots of small plates. KE end dishes, particularly at the Downtown location. KF TEN PENNY. 960 Penn Ave., Downtown. 412-318-8000. This ROBBIE’S SUPER-STUFF restaurant offers an appealing SUPER-LICIOUS BBQ. 1000 old-school “industrial” Ardmore Blvd., Forest Hills. atmosphere — old wood beams 412-823-4003. This Forest Hills and Edison light bulbs — with a venue offers straight-up Southern contemporary American menu. barbecue of chicken, beef and Expect to find new standards like pork, with all the sides you’d roasted Brussels sprouts (with expect, such as greens (cooked bacon), beet salad, goat cheese in pork broth), mac-and-cheese and flatbreads, as well as favorites and corn-filled corn bread. Get like hamburgers (with fried egg), the sauce on the side to savor the pasta, chops and stews. KE smokiness of the meat. KF

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Meeting of Important People has been at it for a while, becoming a household name in Pittsburgh and the surrounding region. The group has consistently released solid albums chock-full of memorable lyrics, catchy melodies and masterful instrumentation. The newest single, “All Rode Off Together” — to be released by locally based Wild Kindness Records — showcases these established attributes but, in this case, MOIP took a slightly different approach to the recording process.

“Most of our recordings have been home-recorded,” says lead singer/songwriter Josh Verbanets. “This time we wanted to go into a more traditional studio setting since we’ve never done that.”

So, Verbanets, along with Matt Miller and Aaron Bubenheim, went to Treelady Studios, in Turtle Creek, to record a song originally written for Bricolage Production Company’s Bus 9.

Bus is a theatrical endeavor that sends multiple playwrights out on city bus rides, where each writes a short play to be performed 24 hours later. A musician is tasked with writing a theme song for the event and, for the latest incarnation, Bricolage approached Verbanets.

“It’s supposed to be inspired by what you see on a bus,” explains Verbanets, “and so I came up with the hook ‘all rode off together.’”

The song perfectly captures the mood of riding a bus. Opening with a tone of introspection and reminiscence — the sort-of self-pity that one feels on a bus commute — the song culminates in a confident and collective triumph.

“When I played it live,” Verbanets says, “the crowd started to join in at the hook, so I got this idea of [getting] a full choir to sing at the end of the song.”

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by Verbanets’ “dream choir,” a veritable who’s who of the Pittsburgh music scene, including Wild Kindness president (and musician) Jeff Betten, Molly Alphabet, Chet Vincent, Zack Keim (of the Nox Boys) and many others.

The release show will be held at The Andy Warhol Museum and flexi-discs of the single will be given out to the first arrivals.

ON WURSTER IS an exceptionally busy guy. He’s the drummer for the Mountain Goats, Superchunk and for Bob Mould’s band. He’s played with Katy Perry on at least one occasion. He’s also something of a cult figure in the comedy world, thanks to his work on the long-running comedy radio talk show The Best Show with Tom Scharpling. Wurster’s weekly call-in characters range from Philly Boy Roy (the blithely crass and heavily accented Mayor of Newbridge), to Roland “The Gorch” Gorchnik (the real inspiration for The Fonz), to Darren From Work, Scharpling’s highstrung co-worker at the (made-up) Consolidated Cardboard. Wurster, in town next Thursday, with the Mountain Goats, carved out some time to talk with City Paper.

THE NEW MOUNTAIN GOATS RECORD, BEAT THE CHAMP, WAS INSPIRED BY JOHN DARNIELLE’S CHILDHOOD OBSESSION WITH PRO WRESTLING. IS THAT SOMETHING YOU WERE INTO AS WELL? As a kid I was really into it, probably from like 8 to 12. John grew up on the West Coast and he would go to see matches in Los Angeles. I don’t know any of those wrestlers, the ones who are name-checked in those songs. I grew up around Philadelphia — [those wrestlers] weren’t part of the shows I watched. So it was interesting to learn about these guys and see that they did make such a huge impact on John when he was a kid.

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pretty simple … you’re playing rock beats.

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THOSE FIRST SEVERAL SUPERCHUNK YEARS WERE PRETTY NARROWLY FOCUSED, YOU’VE SAID. HOW DID YOU BECOME A PERSON WHO IS ALWAYS DOING A MILLION DIFFERENT THINGS? It’s kind of what I’d always hoped I’d be doing. I always loved playing with different people. It’s funny how it’s worked out, I get to play with Superchunk still and Bob Mould and the Mountain Goats and other things keep coming up, and I just love doing it. I’m so lucky that I’ve fallen into this role and this place in life, and I still get to do

my comedy with Tom … having no family really helps. [Laughs] I’m just constantly going from one to the other, over and over, for the rest of my life, I would imagine.

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OR AN EMOTIONAL ROLLER COASTER? WAS THERE ANYTHING THAT, LISTENING AGAIN, MADE YOU CRINGE? I should state that Tom and I never look back on any of this stuff, so we’d forgotten about 70 percent of the calls. And the few that we remembered being home runs, we listened to … and didn’t think they were that funny. We were thinking “Oh my God, is this a huge mistake?” [Laughs] It’s like hearing it for the first time because you made this call in 2006 and you have no memory of it.

So you’re listening to it like anyone else listens to it, and it kind of stands on its own merit, not really tainted by any kind of memory. [But] there were a number that we had no memory of that we really liked, so that was an exciting aspect of it.

DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE CALL- IN CHARACTER? I really love Darren From Work. I love him because he’s such a blank slate and you can put him in [any situation].

WHAT’S BEEN THE MOST SURREAL MOMENT OF YOUR CAREER SO FAR? Maybe my first show with Bob Mould. I was on a Mountain Goats tour, [it’s] 2008, and we were just ending, we had two days left.

[Mould’s bassist] called and said that their drummer was not working out, and could I fly to L.A. in two or three days to join the tour in progress. I said, “You know, I think I can do this.” I flew out there, we went to sound check the next day, and then later that night I’m playing on stage an actual show with Bob Mould, with no rehearsal.

WHILE YOU WERE PLAYING DID YOU HAVE THAT MOMENT OF LIKE, “WHOA, HOW DID I GET HERE?” Oh, totally. And those are the moments you live for, really. Like, “What am I doing at this restaurant with Peter Buck and Benicio Del Toro and Little Steven?” That once happened, in 2002.

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At the nine-second mark of this demo, there is a sick dive-bomb that, my first time through, had me instantly intrigued. Eight minutes, seven songs, a million guitar squeals and a few gang vocals later, I was totally hooked. Made up of people who have been kicking it in other bands — Hounds of Hate, Heartless, etc. — for a while, Concealed Blade coalesces the past 30-plus years of hardcore punk into a frothing, raging stew of gruff vocals, nasty guitars and pounding drums, that come together to make actual songs, instead of the 30-second blasts of noise or musical wankery that often passes for hardcore these days. This record reminds me (in execution, if not actual style) of what New York City’s Citizen’s Arrest did in the early ’90s, pulling the best bits from the various mutations of hardcore while keeping the spirit intact. The raw, yet clear, recording perfectly captures the seething energy without losing precision.

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CONCEALED BLADE with MYSTIC INANE, DRUG LUST. 11:30 p.m. Fri., April 24. The Rock Room, 1054 Herron Ave., Polish Hill. 412-683-4418

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RICH ENGLER PRESENTS

FOR THE PAST several weeks, organizers of Pittsburgh Earth Day have been teasing on social media that a surprise DJ would be spinning at a pop-up dance party in Oakland’s Schenley Plaza as part of the April 22 celebration.

Now, the secret is out. Organizers tell City Paper that they have tapped Luke Miller of Lotus, who DJs under the moniker Luke the Knife, to perform a 90minute set beginning at 4:22 p.m. Pittsburgh’s own DJ Nugget will open the show at 2 p.m.

Miller has spent nearly 10 years contributing, on both guitar and keys, to the sound of Lotus, a self-described “Jamtronica” collective. Touring often with the band, Miller has worked to provide an aural complement to some of Earth’s most scenic locales at dance festivals around the world.

Lotus’ genre-spanning sound speaks to the diversity of global culture.

Miller took his first tentative steps toward the DJ booth in 2012.

“We had taken a little time off the road, and someone in Denver had asked if I was interested in doing a night at their venue,” he says. Part of the appeal of the DJ approach was its ease and immediacy. “With Lotus, there’s a whole band and lights and all these instruments, and I wanted something that was, like, super easy, could fit in a backpack, very mobile.”

Miller entered the DJ arena with the

goal of infusing his sets with the liveliness that informs Lotus. A fan of the days when disco and funk dominated the dance floor, he began offering those sounds in lieu of prevailing EDM. In a nod to his Lotus roots, Miller’s willingness to incorporate live instrumentation in his sets has played a large role in setting him apart from others working in the same scene.

And it’s clearly something the fans enjoy.

“At a lot of the shows, when the disco thing breaks out, people will be like, ‘Whoop! Whoop!’ When that hits, I know I got ’em,” he explains.

The underlying message of Earth Day is that maximum participation will provide maximum results.

As such, Miller wants everyone dancing. By celebrating danceable funk and disco beats, Miller strives for a universal appeal.

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“[That music] has a simplicity to it that connects — it has a timeless quality to it,” Miller explains. “It doesn’t have a lot of big peaks and valleys. It’s more of a continuous beat [that] keeps people grooving the whole time.”

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[FOLK] + SAT., APRIL 18

Tonight, The Shop hosts a bonkers, experimental bill: noise rockers Linear Downfall headline a disparate collection of bands. The Nashville quartet plans to release its new album, Sufferland, later this month with an accompanying film that the band funded on Indiegogo. Hitting some of the same adventurous beats as Linear Downfall’s music, Sufferland (the movie) follows the “compartmentalized landscapes in the mind of a tormented girl who is under the control of a tormented man.”

Michigan’s Anybody But the Cops and locals Cruces, Microwaves and Joey Molinaro (with Buenos Aires performer Arias Luciana and the Cosmic Principle) also appear.

Shawn Cooke 8 p.m. 4314 Main St., Bloomfield. $5-10.

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Alejandro Rose Garcia’s latest album as Shakey Graves was a coalescence of everything that everyone seems to like lately — the blues, folky foot-stompers and some quiet songwriter fare.

And the War Came is equal parts Mumford, Edward Sharpe and Gary Clarke Jr., but it feels a bit more raucous and less calculated than some of their recent efforts. Garcia’s sold-out show tonight at Mr. Small’s represents a near-miss of a duet opportunity with Esme Patterson, Shakey who guests on Graves “Dearly Departed” and performed at Brillobox just three days prior. David Ramirez, however, will be there. SC 9 p.m. 400 Lincoln Ave., Millvale.

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Local jazz troupe Stranger Convention will be hanging it up for the foreseeable future — but it has to release a new album first. The group, which describes itself as a lovechild of The Bad Plus and Radiohead that learned how to play modern jazz, will release its new record tonight at Thunderbird Café before keyboardist Pulsar Li heads to Atlanta for an anesthesiology fellowship at Emory.

Two other jazz crossover acts, Kinetic and Eastend Mile, fill out the lineup. SC 9 p.m.

4023 Butler St., Lawrenceville. $7. 412-682-0177 or www.thunderbirdcafe.net

[RAP] + TUE., APRIL 21 Kid Ink isn’t shy about his love for cars — we’re talking about a guy who named his first two major-label LPs My Own Lane and Full Speed. This year, he graduated to the big leagues — the holy grail of car-loving rappers. His song “Ride Out” was featured on the soundtrack for the year’s best bromance, Furious 7. It’s a loaded posse cut that feels like the Avengers for B-list rappers, with Tyga, YG, Wale and Rich Homie Quan, and with Kid Ink taking the wheel on its hook. His brand of rap-singing has grown increasingly popular over the past few years, and he’s getting closer to Wiz levels of ubiquity.

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ROCK/POP THU 16 31ST STREET PUB. Power Theory, The Scarlet Son, Serpent Lord.

Strip District. 412-391-8334.

LAVA LOUNGE. Common Nightmare, Aurora,Turnpike Gardens, 52hz. South Side.

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MR. SMALLS THEATER. They Might Be Giants. Millvale.

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REX THEATER. Cartel, Hit The Lights, TEAM, Driver Friendly.

South Side. 412-381-6811.

THUNDERBIRD CAFE. Raised

By Wolves, The Full Counts, Olympic Village. Lawrenceville.

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FRI 17 565 LIVE. Bill Deasy. Bellevue.

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ALTAR BAR. Yellowcard, Finch, One OK Rock. Strip District.

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BENEDUM CENTER. An Intimate Evening w/ Art Garfunkel.

Downtown. 800-745-3000.

STAGE AE. Guster w/ Kishi Bashi.

CLUB CAFE. Cheryl Wheeler North Side. 412-229-5483. w/ Lucy Wainwright Roche.

THUNDERBIRD CAFE. East End South Side. 412-431-4950.

Mile, Stranger Convention, Kinetic.

LINDEN GROVE. Nightlife.

Lawrenceville. 412-682-0177.

Castle Shannon. 412-882-8687.

MR. SMALLS THEATER. theNEWDEAL w/ Tenova, 31ST STREET PUB. Joseph Syneater b2b Eryn Evans.

Airport, Smug Brothers, Scott Millvale. 412-821-4447.

Fry Experience. Strip District.

PITTSBURGH ART 412-391-8334.

HOUSE. Don Strange ANDY WARHOL & The Doosh Bears, MUSEUM. Meeting Chrome Moses, of Important People, Action Camp, Flock Of The Van Allen Belt, w/ www. per pa Walri. Highland Park.

Morgan Erina. North pghcitym .co 814-403-2989.

Side. 412-237-8300.

THE R BAR. Jason Borne.

CLUB CAFE. Polar Dormont. 412-942-0882.

Scout, Ferdinand The Bull.

ROCKY’S ROUTE 8.

South Side. 412-431-4950.

Capsized. Allison Park.

DOWNEY’S HOUSE. Verdict.

412-487-6259.

Robinson. 412-489-5631.

SHELBY’S STATION. Dave & GOOSKI’S. T-Tops, Outlander, Old Andrea Iglar Duo. Bridgeville.

Dream. Polish Hill. 412-681-1658.

724-319-7938.

IRON CREEK BAR & GRILLE. SMILING MOOSE. My Captain Dave & Andrea Iglar Duo. My Sea, short fictions, Essential Bridgeville. 412-564-5292.

Machine, KHeeS, Will Putschi MOONDOG’S. Crooked Cobras, Grand Bell, Host Skull, The Park Loafass, Six Speed Kill, Bestevers.

Plan. South Side. 412-431-4668.

Blawnox. 412-828-2040.

MR. SMALLS THEATER. Shakey Graves, David Ramirez. Millvale.

412-821-4447.

THE R BAR. Billy Price & The Lost Price. Dormont. 412-942-0882.

REX THEATER. Robben Ford.

South Side. 412-381-6811.

RPM’S 31 SPORTS BAR & GRILLE. Moscow Mule. Bridgeville.

412-221-7808.

SMILING MOOSE. Homewrecker.

South Side. 412-431-4668.

THUNDERBIRD CAFE. School of Athens, AM Faces, Rachel B. Lawrenceville. 412-682-0177.

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SUN 19 ALTAR BAR. Puddle Of Mudd.

Strip District. 412-263-2877.

CLUB CAFE. Tony Lucca w/ Anna Rose, Castle Creek. South Side.

412-431-4950.

MR. SMALLS THEATER. Iration, Stick Figure, Hours Eastly. Millvale.

412-821-4447.

MON 20 SMILING MOOSE. The Atlas Moth. South Side. 412-431-4668.

TUE 21 ALTAR BAR. Alien Ant Farm, (Hed) Pe. Strip District. 412-263-2877.

CLUB CAFE. Jesse Malin w/ The Wans. South Side. 412-431-4950.

HOWLERS COYOTE CAFE. Whiskey Shivers, The Hills & The Rivers, Erica Russo, Francie Moon.

Bloomfield. 412-682-0320.

PALACE THEATRE. Paul Anka.

Greensburg. 724-836-8000.

Each week, we bring you a new track from a local artist. This week’s offering comes from Meeting of Important People; stream or download its brand new single, “All Rode Off Together,“ for free on FFW>>, our music blog at pghcitypaper.com.

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WED 22 ARSENAL BOWLING LANES. Love Letters. Lawrenceville.

412-683-5992.

MR. SMALLS THEATER. The Waterboys w/ Connor Kennedy Band & Minstrel.

Millvale. 412-821-4447.

THUNDERBIRD CAFE. Sol Driven Train. Lawrenceville. 412-682-0177.

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Rinse.

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REMEDY. Push it! Lawrenceville.

412-781-6771.

ROWDY BUCK. Top 40 Dance.

South Side. 412-431-2825.

S BAR. Pete Butta. South Side.

412-481-7227.

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FRI 17 THE NEW AMSTERDAM. Desus.

Lawrenceville. 412-682-6414.

ONE 10 LOUNGE. DJ Goodnight, DJ Rojo. Downtown. 412-874-4582.

ROWDY BUCK. Top 40 Dance.

South Side. 412-431-2825.

RUGGER’S PUB. 80s Night w/ DJ Connor. South Side. 412-381-1330.

SAT 18 BOOM CONCEPTS. Kanye Part III. Dance party for the 8th Anniversary of JENESIS Magazine. Garfield.

DIESEL. DJ CK. South Side.

412-431-8800.

ALTAR BAR. Chris Miles w/ Iamsu!

IAMSU! Rome Fortune. Strip District. 412-263-2877.

SLOPPY JOE’S. Wil E. Tri & the Bluescasters. Mt. Washington.

412-381-4300.

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SAT 18

Altar Bar, 1620 Penn Ave., Strip District

THU 16 BELLEFIELD AUDITORIUM. Pitt Jazz Ensemble. Oakland.

412-624-7529.

GIANNA VIA’S RESTAURANT & BAR. RML Jazz. Overbrook.

412-370-9621.

TENDER BAR + KITCHEN. John Marcinizyn. Lawrenceville.

412-402-9522.

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PITTSBURGH SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA. Vienna Philharmonic Concertmaster Rainer Honeck & brother Maestro Manfred Honeck perform a suite from Dvorák’s Rusalka, & Tchaikovsky’s “Pathétique” Symphony. Heinz Hall, Downtown. 412-392-4900.

THU 16

CLUB CAFE. The Commonheart w/ Paul Luc. South Side. 412-431-4950.

THE HOP HOUSE. Jim Adler Band.

Green Tree. 412-922-9560.

LOFT 1876. Sweaty Betty. Beaver Falls. 724-846-9820.

OWLS CLUB. Bobby Hawkins Back Alley Blues. Homestead.

724-265-2637.

TAMBELLINI BRIDGEVILLE RESTAURANT. The Witchdoctors.

Bridgeville. 412-221-5202.

TUGBOAT’S. Craig King & King’s Ransom. East Pittsburgh.

412-829-1992.

Bad Suns {FRI., AUG. 07}

KMFDM Mr. Small’s Theatre, 400 Lincoln Ave., Millvale {THU., SEP., 17}

Death Cab For Cutie Stage AE, 400 North Shore Drive, North Side

SUN 19

TUE 21

LATITUDE 360. Marcus Anderson.

North Fayette. 412-693-5555.

TENDER BAR + KITCHEN. Guy Russo. Lawrenceville. 412-402-9522.

MON 20

WED 22

BREW ON BROADWAY. Reggie Watkins w/ Tony DePaolis & David Throckmorton. Beechview.

412-437-8676.

ECLIPSE LOUNGE. Open Jazz Night w/ the Howie Alexander Trio.

Lawrenceville. 412-251-0097.

ALLEGHENY ELKS LODGE #339.

Pittsburgh Banjo Club. Wednesdays.

North Side. 412-321-1834.

PARK HOUSE. Shelf Life String Band. North Side. 412-224-2273.

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THUNDERBIRD CAFE. ECLIPSE LOUNGE. Space Exchange Roger Barbour Jazz w. w w Trio. Lawrenceville.

Series w/ Thoth Trio. er hcitypap g p 412-251-0097.

Lawrenceville. .com TWENTIETH CENTURY 412-682-0177.

CLUB. John Pizzarelli.

Familylinks Just Jazz 3 Benefit.

Oakland. 412-343-7166.

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SAT 18 JAMES STREET GASTROPUB & SPEAKEASY. Steeltown Jazz Storytellers. Celebrating the music of Henry Mancini w/ Eric DeFade, Ty Price, Anthony Bernardi, George Arner, Fred Carlier, Eric Joseph, Brian Carson, George Hrizdek, Maggie McKormick, Maura Meder, Nick DeCesare, Tony DePaolis, Ben Sherman & George Heid III. North Side. 412-904-3335.

LITTLE E’S. Jared Wilson & The Vibe. Downtown. 412-392-2217.

PALACE THEATRE. River City Brass. Greensburg. 724-836-8000.

VILLAGE TAVERN & TRATTORIA. Tony Campbell & Jazzsurgery.

West End. 412-458-0417.

PITTSBURGH SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA. Vienna Philharmonic Concertmaster Rainer Honeck & brother Maestro Manfred Honeck perform a suite from Dvorák’s Rusalka, & Tchaikovsky’s “Pathétique” Symphony. Heinz Hall, Downtown. 412-392-4900.

WOMEN’S CHORAL ENSEMBLE SPRING CONCERT. First Baptist Church, Oakland. 412-624-7529.

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SPOON. Spoon Fed. East Liberty.

412-362-6001.

HIP HOP/R&B

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WED 22

DJS ALTAR BAR. Rave of Thrones: Kristian Nairn (Hodor from Game of Thrones). Strip District.

412-263-2877.

BELVEDERE’S. Neon w/ DJ hatesyou. 80s Night. Lawrenceville.

412-687-2555.

CLUB TABOO. DJ Matt & Gangsta Shak. Homewood. 412-969-0260.

EARLY WARNINGS

THU 16

ACOUSTIC MUSIC WORKS. Antoine Dufour, Craig D’andrea, Aaron Lefebvre. Squirrel Hill.

412-422-0710.

DOWNEY’S HOUSE. Jay Wiley.

Robinson. 412-489-5631.

FRI 17 ELWOOD’S PUB. The Unknown String Band. Rural Ridge.

724-265-1181.

SAT 18 BIDDLE’S ESCAPE. Jack McLaughlin & Savi Medlang.

Regent Square. 412-999-9009.

OLIVE OR TWIST. The Vagrants.

Downtown. 412-255-0525.

WORLD FRI 17 BELLEFIELD AUDITORIUM. Pitt African Music & Dance Ensemble.

Oakland. 412-624-7529.

REGGAE FRI 17 CAPRI PIZZA AND BAR. Bombo Claat w/ VYBZ Machine Intl Sound System. East Liberty. 412-362-1250.

COUNTRY THU 16 ELWOOD’S PUB. The Fiddlers.

Rural Ridge. 724-265-1181.

SAT 18 THE CENTER OF HARMONY. Hannah Aldridge. Harmony.

570-294-6450.

ELWOOD’S PUB. Sonny Fox. Rural Ridge. 724-265-1181.

HARVEY WILNER’S. Dallas Marks.

West Mifflin. 412-466-1331.

STAGE AE. Braddock Brothers, Rake. North Side. 412-229-5483.

SUN 19 THE FERLA-MARCINIZYN GUITAR DUO. Old St. Luke’s, Scott.

412-969-7072.

HEINZ CHAPEL CHOIR: DEPARTURES. Cathedral of Learning, Oakland. 412-624-7529.

JASMINE MUHAMMAD. Opera soprano, Jasmine Muhammad w/ pianist Gabriel D’Abruzzo. East Liberty Presbyterian Church, East Liberty. 412-441-3800 x 24.

PITTSBURGH SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA. Vienna Philharmonic Concertmaster Rainer Honeck & brother Maestro Manfred Honeck perform a suite from Dvorák’s Rusalka, & Tchaikovsky’s “Pathétique” Symphony. Heinz Hall, Downtown. 412-392-4900.

SERAPHIC SINGERS. 12-voice women’s professional ensemble.

Mt. Lebanon United Methodist Church, Mt. Lebanon. 412-531-5564.

TUE 21 MUSICA MUNDANA. Raquel Winnica Young (mezzo-soprano), Hannah Whitehead (cello), & Justin Wallace (harpsichord) performing music by Handel, Vivaldi & other Baroque composers. Third Presbyterian Church, Oakland.

412-371-4028.

OTHER MUSIC FRI 17 NIED’S HOTEL. Dan Newton w/ Slim Forsythe. Lawrenceville.

412-781-9853.

SAT 18 565 LIVE. Angry Johnny Stangery & His CRS Band. Bellevue. 412-522-7556.

GROWN & SEXY II. Wayne Barber & Friends. Strip District. 412-728-4155.

MON 20 MARY PAPPERT SCHOOL OF MUSIC. Classic Guitar Ensemble.

Uptown. 412-396-6083.

WED 22 CLUB CAFE. Andrea Gibson w/ Tera McIntosh, Adriana Ramirez, & Jesse Welch. South Side.

412-431-4950.

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Marc Maron “The Maronation Tour”

ALTAR BAR Strip District.

412-263-2877. All ages show. Tickets: ticketfly.com or 1-877-4-FLY-TIX. 8p.m.

CARNEGIE OF HOMESTEAD MUSIC HALL Munhall.

412-462-3444. All ages show. Tickets: ticketfly.com or 1-877-4-FLY-TIX. 8p.m.

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THE SPACE UPSTAIRS East End. 412-225-9269. All ages show. Tickets: available at the door. For more info visit pillowproject.org. Through April 30.

THURSDAY 16 The Livingroom Chronicles

KAUFMAN CENTER Downtown. 412-281-1026. Over 21 show. For more information visit hillhouse.org. 7p.m.

STAGE AE North Side. Tickets: ticketmaster.com. Doors open at 7p.m.

Crossroads An Oral History of Music in the Hill KAUFMAN CENTER Downtown. 412-281-1026.

Free. 12p.m.

LATITUDE 360 Robinson Twp. 412-693-5555.

Tickets: latitude360.com/ pittsburgh-pa. Through April 18.

Brothers Honeck

BYHAM THEATER Downtown.

412-456-6666. Tickets: trustarts.org/dance. 8p.m.

IAMSU! "Eyes On Me Tour"

TUESDAY 21

Robben Ford “Into the Sun” Tour

REX THEATER South Side.

412-381-6811. Over 21 show.

Tickets: Tickets: ticketfly.com or 1-877-4-FLY-TIX. 7p.m.

SUNDAY 19 Brothers Honeck HEINZ HALL FRIDAY APRIL 17

Alien Ant Farm / (HED Pe) ALTAR BAR Strip District.

412-263-2877. All ages show. Tickets: ticketfly.com or 1-877-4-FLY-TIX. 7p.m.

Home Free

ALTAR BAR Strip District.

412-263-2877. All ages show. Tickets: ticketfly.com or 1-877-4-FLY-TIX. 7:30p.m.

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412-263-2877. All ages show. Tickets: ticketfly.com or 1-877-4-FLY-TIX. 8p.m.

WARHOL ENTRANCE SPACE - ANDY WARHOL MUSEUM North Side. 412-237-8300.

100 Years of Strayhorn With special guest: Morgan CABARET THEATER Erina. Tickets: warhol.org. 8p.m. Downtown. 412-456-6666.

Tickets: trustarts.org. 8p.m.

Puddle of Mudd

HEINZ HALL Downtown.

412-392-4900. Tickets: pittsburghsymphony.org.

Through April 19.

Mythbusters - Jamie & Adam Unleashed!

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SOUND SERIES: Meeting of Important People and the Van Allen Belt

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BENEDUM CENTER Downtown. 412-456-2600.

Tickets: trustarts.org. 8p.m.

Pontus Lidberg Dance

BENEDUM CENTER Downtown. Tickets: pbt.org or 412-456-6666. Through April 19.

PITTSBURGH PLAYHOUSE Oakland. 412-392-8000.

Tickets: pittsburghplayhouse. com. Through April 26.

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ROCK OF AGES {BY AL HOFF}

FELIX AND MEIRA IS A SENSITIVE AND QUIETLY SEARING WORK ABOUT TWO UNHAPPY, DISSATISFIED SOULS

Make no mistake: Metal music matters in Ragnar Bragason’s drama, but at its heart, Metalhead is a surprisingly affecting film about grief and faith. Set in rural Iceland in the 1980s, the film opens with tragedy, when 12-year-old Hera witnesses her older brother killed in a tractor accident. A few years later, adult Hera (Thora Bjorg Helga) is still struggling. Her threats to run away peter out, and she’s angry, anti-social and depressed. (Her

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somnambulant parents aren’t doing much better processing the long-ago death.) She has stayed connected to her brother by adopting his metal fandom, from wearing black T-shirts to blasting the harsh tunes at the slaughterhouse where she occasionally works. Then, ironically enough, a new priest moves into town, and this family stuck in neutral begins to finally move forward, albeit on a rocky road.

Bragason’s film is as deeply respectful of the often-dismissed music as it is of the town’s more traditional institutions, such as religion and hard work. Hera finds comfort in metal’s bleak and angry lyrics, but for her, the music is also an inspirational art form that gives her the tools to define herself and, hopefully, a future. Metalhead is one of those oddball films that defies categorization — it’s deeply melancholic, but not without humor, and its framework of heavy metal works exquisitely as a universal exploration of letting go of grief. In Icelandic, with subtitles. Starts Fri., April 17. Harris AHOFF@PGHCITYPAPER.COM

Monkey Kingdom This Disneynature documentary from Mark Linfield and Alastair Fothergill follows a newborn monkey, as it grows up in a family of monkeys who live among the ancient ruins of the jungles of Sri Lanka. Starts Fri., April 17

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HE 22ND annual JFilm, formerly known as the Pittsburgh JewishIsraeli Film Festival, opens its 11day run on Thu., April 16. The festival offers 20 recent films from Israel and around the world representing Jewish experiences from the comic to the dramatic, as presented through narrative features and documentaries.

Films screen at the following venues: Manor, in Squirrel Hill; Carmike 10, at South Hills Village; Waterworks, in Aspinwall; Jewish Community Center, in Squirrel Hill; Seton Hill University, Greensburg; and Rodef Shalom, Oakland. Tickets for most films are $10 for adults and $5 for those under 18. For tickets and more information, call 412-992-5203 or visit www.JfilmPgh.org.

Be low are reviews fo r fo u r fil ms screening the first week: THE ART DEALER. A coincidental encounter with a valuable painting sets a Parisian journalist investigating whether the artwork once

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belonged to her family, before it disappeared under shadowy circumstances during World War II. As the rocks of the past are turned over, revelations about her extended family prove both illuminating and troubling. François Margolin’s film is another entry in the cinematic sub-genre about art pilfered from Jews during World War II — fascinating even with its odd shifts in tone from serious to somewhat comic. In French, with subtitles. 5 p.m. Sat., April 18 (Manor) and 7 p.m.

Wed., April 22 (Seton Hill) 24 DAYS. This French thriller is based on a 2006 incident in which a young Jewish man from Paris was kidnapped and held for ransom. In this adaptation, the distraught family cooperates with the police, who counsel the best strategy is to directly negotiate with the kidnappers in increasingly harrowing ways. Part procedural, part indictment of the institutional failure to see the kidnapping as a hate crime (and thus switch up strategies), Alexandre Arcady’s drama is compelling material. In French, with subtitles. 9 p.m. Sat., April 18, and 5:30 p.m. Fri., April 24. Manor THE GO-GO BOYS: THE INSIDE STORY OF CANNON FILMS. Hilla Medalia’s entertain-

ing documentary charts the rise and fall of Cannon Films, the incredibly successful upstart film studio of the 1970s and ’80s. (It gave the world Chuck Norris and Breakin’.) The company was started by Israeli cousins Menahem Golan and Yoram Globus, who had a knack for producing popular fare quickly and cheaply, until they overreached, causing serious damage to both their corporate interests and their lifelong personal partnership. In English, and Hebrew, with subtitles. 7:30 p.m. Tue., April 21.

Waterworks FELIX AND MEIRA. This sensitive and quietly searing drama from Maxime Giroux depicts a relationship that slowly builds between two unhappy, dissatisfied souls in Montreal — Meira (Hadas Yaron), a young Hasidic mother, and Felix (Martin Dubreuil), a secular man she meets at a bakery. Caught in the middle is Meira’s husband (Luzer Twersky), who sees, but cannot ameliorate, Meira’s unhappiness. Outsiders Felix and Meira find each other, but what is less sure is whether their searches for something else will be enough to bridge their differences and sustain a relationship. In English, and French and Yiddish, with subtitles. 5 p.m. Thu., April 23. Manor A H OF F @ P G HC I T Y PA P E R. C OM

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sorts. Each is using the other to bolster their “true presentations” — intrepid reporter, bereaved family man — of themselves. But it fast becomes a slippery slope, where Finkel (and the viewers) find the truth elusive.

It’s a fascinating true psychodrama of two men whose lives intersect (ironically, if this were the set-up for a fictional story, it would smack of contrivance), plus a decent crime-and-courtroom procedural. Both Hill and Franco play it straight, and Franco’s brand of serious-not-serious acting serves him well as the man to whom “truth” is simply a tool. Starts Fri., April 17 (AH)

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NEW THIS WEEK BLOOD, SWEAT AND BEER. Chip Hiden and Alexis Irvin’s new documentary looks at the challenges of starting up a craft brewery, focusing on two new ventures, including Braddock’s Brew Gentlemen Beer Company.

The 7:30 p.m. Fri., April 17, screening will be followed by a Q&A; the $18 ticket includes a beer. Starts Fri., April 17, through Thu., April 23.

Row House Cinema, Lawrenceville THE LONGEST RIDE. Today: Can a sweet sorority girl (Britt Robertson) find true love with a bull-rider (Scott Eastwood) fighting back from a head injury? Or what about the 1940s, where there’s an Austrian Jewish refugee (Oona Chaplin) who wants lots of kids and a war hero (Jack Huston) with a … uh … significant injury? How could these two romances possibly intersect, and why must everything happen in North Carolina?

Welcome to this year’s Nicholas Sparks adaptation, where the magical glue is — surprise! — modern art. (No, really. Willem De Kooning is a very minor character.)

George Tillman Jr.’s film is less baroque (read: soap-opera tragic) than some of the earlier Sparks films, though its low-key earnestness does make it fairly slow going. The decent actors help — Alan Alda is also on board — even if this fare is below them, and fans of Sparks’ water-based romancing won’t be disappointed. (There’s a pond and a walkin shower in a very groovy barn loft.) As some other great writer said, “It is what is,” and you already know whether it’s for you. (Al Hoff)

UNFRIENDED. WTF, this Facebook page is haunted!

Levan Gabriadze directs this potentially LOL horror thriller. Starts Fri., April 17

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True Story SPRING. The aimless young American who goes to Europe and discovers love, the meaning of life or a fresh start (or all three) is a longtime popular trope in both dramas and romances. But rarely in metaphysical horror works — until now.

In Justin Benson and Aaron Moorhead’s genre hybrid, Evan (Lou Taylor Pucci) travels to Italy after his mother dies. Along with some boozy English bros, he winds up in a seaside Italian town, where he strikes up an acquaintance with the forthright Louise (Nadia Hilker). He decides to stay, even getting a job at a nearby farm (notable, since cycles

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PAUL BLART: MALL COP 2. The “intrepid” security officer takes a vacation to Las Vegas, where — surprise — his “skills” are required!

Kevin James stars; Andy Fickman directs. Starts Fri., April 17 S A L A D D AY S : T H E D C P U N K REVOLUTION. Scott Crawford’s documentary recounts the formation, influence and (as always) splintering of the Washington, D.C., punk scene in the 1980s. Among the significant topics: the “birth” of straightedge and, later, emo-core; the DIY aesthetic that spurred the creation of off-beat venues, zines and even a well-regarded record label (Dischord); and assorted scene tensions (sexism, violence, whether there’s a place for politics).

It’s a nostalgia-tinged look back for the old heads, plenty of whom are interviewed here, with ample archival concert footage and photos. The topics are broad enough that any music fan, young or old, will find much of it informative, though folks with personal knowledge of the time and place will find it most fascinating. Or infuriating: Some significant bands (like Bad Brains) and issues (the go-go crossover) are mentioned, then never followed up on, and I’d have loved to have learned what all the old scenesters interviewed are doing now.

(It wouldn’t be a punk-rock movie if you couldn’t complain about how it’s missing some punk-rock thing.) Crawford gives a lot of time to his big “gets,” Ian MacKaye and Dave Grohl, but plenty of other folks help fill in the big picture from the days when punk was new and weird and you had to make your own T-shirt. 8 and 11 p.m. Sat., April 18.

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Rupert Goold’s drama is adapted from Michael Finkel’s eponymous account of his bizarre encounter with various truths. In 2001, Finkel (portrayed by Jonah Hill) was fired from his writing job at The New York Times, after he admitted fabricating parts of a news story about child slavery. Soon after, he learned that a man named Christian Longo (James Franco) was in an Oregon jail, accused of murdering his wife and three young children. Longo was denying those charges, but freely admitted to posing as “Michael Finkel, New York Times reporter,” while previously on the run in Mexico.

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ROW HOUSE CINEMA. Pieter Jan Brugge Produces. Glory (1989 Civil War pic about a black regiment, starring Denzel Washington), April 15-16. Breakin’ 2: Electric Bugaloo (breakdancers try to stop a real-estate development in this 1984 film), April 15-16. Heat (1995 crime thriller starring Robert DeNiro and Al Pacino), April 15-16. Altered States: Blood, Sweat and Beer (new doc about craft beer), April 17-23. Dazed and Confused (1993 comedy in which the class of ’76 celebrates the end of high school with beer, weed, vans and rock ’n’ roll), April 17-23. The Big Lebowski (in the Coens’ 1998 dark comedy, it’s all about the White Russians. And the rug.), April 17-23. Schmo Bizness (local radio personality DJ Zombo catches up with comedians from the 1980s in this 2014 documentary), 7:30 p.m. Sun., April 19. Call or see website for times and complete listings. 4115 Butler St., Lawrenceville. $5-9. 412-904-3225 or www.rowhousecinema.com CONTINUES ON PG. 36

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7 p.m. Manor Theatre

APR 17 Once In A Lifetime

5:30 p.m. Manor Theatre

APR 18 The Art Dealer

5 p.m. Manor Theatre

10% My Child 7 p.m. Manor Theatre

24 Days 9 p.m. Manor Theatre

The Longest Ride of life matter to the story). The romance proceeds with the awkwardness, small talk and occasional misunderstandings of, say, Linklater’s Before Sunset.

Except something very weird is also going on — eviscerated bodies in alleys, hastily injected potions.

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Spring A CLOCKWORK ORANGE. In Stanley Kubrick’s 1971 adaptation of Anthony Burgess’ satiric novel, we follow the exploits of young Alex (Malcolm McDowell), a troubled youth of the near future with a penchant for ultra-violence, who is ordered by the authorities to undergo “reconditioning.” 7 p.m. Wed., April 15, and Thu., April 16. Hollywood THE LAND BEFORE TIME. Don Bluth directs this 1988 animated family tale about four young dinosaurs on a road trip. 7:30 p.m. Wed., April 15.

AMC Loews. $5

WEST SIDE STORY. It’s an American classic, based on the tempestuous but forever tragic tale of Romeo and Juliet. In Jerome Robbins and Robert Wise’s musical adaptation, the feuding Italian families of yore are replaced by New York City youth gangs. The enduring songs — “Somewhere,” “Jet Song,” “I Feel Pretty” — are by Stephen Sondheim and Leonard Bernstein, and the energetic cast includes Natalie Wood, Richard Beymer, Russ Tamblyn and Rita Moreno. 7:30 p.m. Wed., April 22.

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MANNAJA: A MAN CALLED BLADE. In Sergio Martino’s Western, a bounty hunter and his former captor form a partnership. The 1977 film continues the monthly Spaghetti Western Dinner Series — patrons get a spaghetti Western and spaghetti.

Dinner at 7 p.m.; screening at 7:30 p.m. Thu., April 16. Parkway, McKees Rocks. $8. Reservations required at 412-766-1668.

A SHORT FILM ABOUT KILLING. In Krzysztof Kieslowski’s 1987 drama, a young man senselessly murders a taxi driver, and is defended in court by an equally young attorney. Continues a two-month series of digitally remastered Polish masterpieces, curated by Martin Scorsese. In Polish, with subtitles.

7:30 p.m. Thu., April 16, and 5:30 p.m. Sat., April 18. Harris. $5 SONG ’E NAPULE. In this 2013 comedy from Antonio and Marco Manetti, a classically trained musician puts his musical skills to work for the police department. The film concludes this year’s Italian Film Festival. In Italian, with subtitles. 7 p.m. Sat., April 18. Frick Fine Arts Auditorium, Oakland. Free. www.italianfilmfests.org SINGING IN THE RAIN. Hollywood’s transition from silent film to talkies is lovingly skewered in this rousing musical from Stanley Donen. The 1952 film stars Debbie Reynolds, Donald O’Connor, Pittsburgh’s own Gene Kelly and a very important lamppost. 11 a.m. Sun., April 19. Hollywood

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BABY FACE. Barbara Stanwyck stars in this 1933 drama about a woman who uses her sexual wiles to ascend the ladder of success at a bank. Alfred E. Green’s film is a pre-Code delight, with plenty of scandalous-for-the-time dialogue, costumes and subject matter. 6:30 p.m. Sun., April 19. Hollywood

THE MANY STOREYS AND LAST DAYS OF THOMAS MERTON. This new hour-long documentary from Morgan Atkinson looks at the last year of Merton’s life, in 1968, when the Trappist monk worked to establish ties with Eastern religions. The film will be followed by a discussion. The film opens a monthly series of films about labor and social justice. 7:30 p.m.

Thu., April 23. Pump House, 880 East Waterfront Drive, Munhall. Free. www.battleofhomestead foundation.org

IF … An exhilarating and controversial film upon its release, Lindsay Anderson’s searing 1968 allegorical black comedy depicts a revolution at an English boarding school, led by a brash student (Malcolm McDowell). Continues a month-long, Sunday-night series of films about high school. 8 p.m. Sun., April 19. Regent Square

MAN OF IRON. Set amid Poland’s historic 1980 strikes, a corrupt journalist is hired by the secret police to discredit a Solidarity organizer. Continues a two-month series of digitally remastered Polish masterpieces, curated by Martin Scorsese. In Polish, with subtitles. 7:30 p.m. Thu., April 23, and 5:30 p.m.

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Occasionally, a story about standup comedian Marc Maron bubbles up in the mainstream press. Each time, the writer is forced to do something he must know in his heart to be antithetical to the very idea of writing about Marc Maron: He must attempt to encapsulate the concept of Marc Maron. Given his outsized personality and his willingness to discuss just about anything on the subject of Marc Maron in excruciating detail, it’s difficult to decide what merits inclusion.

Maron’s career has spanned decades and included stints ranging from secondstringer in comedy legend Sam Kinison’s entourage, and hosting duties on nowdefunct Air America Radio, to memoirist.

By Maron’s own admission, his career has been fraught with struggles with addiction, divorce and professional jealousy. In late 2009, at a personal and professional low point, Maron launched his podcast, WTF With Marc Maron, out of the garage of his Los Angeles home.

In interviews, Maron has a knack for triangulating the point at which struggle and hardship become creativity. In his 2010 WTF interview with comedian Louis C.K., for instance, the two discussed the ups and downs of their long-running friendship, culminating with C.K. admonishing Maron for his failings as a friend. This past December, Slate.com chose this episode as the best example of the podcasting medium to date. WTF is set to reach the 600-episode mark in a few weeks.

In recent years, it has been WTF that has garnered the most attention for Maron. On the podcast, Maron is as raw and cutting as he is onstage. But podcasting, with its lack of constraints on time and content, has proven a medium for which Maron is uniquely suited — so suited that his experiences as a fledgling podcaster form the basis for his self-titled IFC sitcom, entering its third season.

Ironically, WTF has granted Maron what years of standup comedy could not: the freedom to stretch out and truly be himself. Though it might overshadow his standup — which he brings to Pittsburgh on April 17 — it is hard to see the podcast as having anything other than a positive effect on it. With jokes that focus almost solely on the experience of being Marc Maron, having an audience that so fully understands what that means does wonders for his set-up.

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Lo Bue, of Sydney, Australia, delicately fuses disparate elements into finely wrought jewelry, diminutively scaled but enormous in scope, each piece a steampunk’s wet dream. While these works are greater than the sum of their parts, their parts are pretty spectacular in and of themselves, ranging from plentiful organic material and precious gems to bits and pieces of manmade tools and

documents: opal, amethyst, pearl, velvet, paint, soil, armadillo armor, sea-urchin shell, 16 th -century Ukranian illuminated manuscripts, 1930s silver trophy plaque, 1919 St. Louis railway token, scissors, eyeglasses, locks of hair and

BRIDGE 13: KEITH LO BUE, ELISABETH HIGGINS O’CONNOR, JASON WALKER continues thorugh Aug. 22. Society for Contemporary Craft, 2100 Smallman St., Strip District. 412-261-7003 or www.contemporarycraft.org

baby teeth. Miniature sculptures suspended from chains, each is a tiny puzzle of ingredients, often with hidden messages secreted inside. These tiny and precise collections of ephemera are glorious reincarnations of rambling explorations of forests and seashores, magical junk shops,

your great-great aunt’s parlor minus the layer of dust and the ribbon candy. The result are wearable shrines to nostalgia, full of aesthetic beauty and intrinsic meaning.

While this artist’s pendants captivate by drawing the viewer in close to observe their lilliputian worlds, Sacramento, Calif.based Elisabeth Higgins O’Connor’s works are big, brash, bold, in your face. Largescale soft-sculptural forms have been shaped from afghans, blankets, towels, household linens, the literal fabric of people’s daily lives, packed up and dropped off at thrift stores.

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are painted porcelain works by Jason Walker. Songbirds, deer, penguins and wolves all have been reproduced in three-dimensional porcelain, finished with images emblazoned on their hides that tell the story of where they might be headed, and why ... highways interrupting pastures, forests invaded by industry, pipelines and factories and airplanes and skyscrapers, the overrunning of their habitats by our attempts at progress, our efforts to achieve stability compromising their safety.

Walker, who is based in Bellingham, Wash., says in SCC press materials that the word “nature” is overused, and that in the modern world the term has lost its meaning; he says that he intends his work to address “how technology has changed our perceptions of nature.” But to this viewer, his sculptures suggest a somewhat different interpretation. Inventive and evocative, these works force us to confront our corruption of the creatures’ purity. Walker’s works are themselves fragile, the fineness of the porcelain vulnerable, and as we lean in to register the details, we’re acutely aware of our ability to effect damage, whether intentionally — or even consciously — or not. We’re forced to register what the consequence of our presence can be. We hold our bags, our arms, our breath. We become, even if only for the fleeting moments we stand close, careful. Maybe our carefulness, or at least our cognizance, will leave the gallery with us.

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are all worn to the point of impotence but their bodies still possess strength and perhaps also force. The handful scattered in the gallery are few in number but occupy a massive amount of space, both physically and psychically. There’s plenty of space between one and the next, but as we pass through them we’re careful not to get too close — maybe not to get within reach? We’re unsure of their motivations, but their size alone puts us at a disadvantage.

Adding to our discomfiture as we walk beneath them is who among us they call to mind. Scrap upon scrap of fabric, sometimes torn, often frayed, blurry and ragged and lacking in sharpness, the many layers of their constitution resemble the many layers that the homeless often dwell within as they carry the possessions of their lives with them at all times.

But while the homeless often shrink away, pulling into themselves for protection, these figures dominate us. We can’t avoid them as easily.

Not big like O’Connor’s works, not small like Lo Bue’s, absolutely just right

In its Pittsburgh debut, Sweden’s Pontus Lidberg Dance will perform two works by dancer/choreographer Pontus Lidberg that have recently been revamped.

Opening the April 18 Pittsburgh Dance Council program will be “Written on Water,” created in 2014 as a duet for American Ballet Theatre principals Isabella Boylston and James Whiteside. The 16minute abstract work, set to music by Swedish composer Stefan Levin, has been expanded into a trio, says Lidberg, by phone from New York. He describes this “dialogue in movement form” as being “about relating and relationships.”

Whereas “Written on Water” creates a dialogue, the program’s second work, “Snow,” creates a world where snow ceaselessly falls, and whose inhabitants wear masks of their own faces.

Lidberg has created more than 35 works for companies worldwide, along with several dance films. He was originally commissioned to create “Snow,” set to Stravinsky’s The Rite of Spring, to honor that iconic score’s centennial, in 2013. But because the contemporary-dance work was unrelated to Rites’ libretto, Lidberg decided recently to move away from the Stravinsky composition — and any of its connotations for a dance work — in favor of a more contemporary score. He enlisted New York-based composer Ryan Anthony Francis to fashion a new electronic score that would retain the tempos and phrasing of Stravinsky’s, thus eliminating the need to re-choreograph the 37-minute piece.

Lidberg says that Snow is about the fragility of human existence in contrast to the relentless power of nature. He sees its endless snowfall as a philosophical statement.

“Even beautiful and gentle snow is hostile to human beings,” says Lidberg.

“My idea about snow is it is something bigger than us and our personal views of the world around us. Like the forces of nature, snow happens whether we like it or not.”

The work’s four dancers, including Lidberg, are joined by a fifth character, a Japanese-style Bunraku puppet that plays into the work’s theme. Says Lidberg: “Puppets have a special quality that can make them seem more human than humans themselves, fragile and helpless.”

In “Snow,” we see only fragments of the characters’ lives played out, in vignettes, on a white square surrounded by darkness.

And the snow that falls is, like the unseen forces that affect all our lives, something from which the work’s characters cannot be sheltered.

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ALL THE NAMES is an adaptation of the eponymous José Saramago novel. The 1997 book won the Portuguese author the Nobel Prize for literature, and Quantum Theatre honors the late, revered storyteller with the singular inventiveness it has come to be recognized for.

This All the Names — a “devised” piece and a world premiere — takes place in several rooms of the shuttered, cavernous Original Free Library of Allegheny, each representing a different dimension of the story. As the audience is gradually exposed to the narrative, it is guided through the various physical spaces, as set within the shuttered, cavernous North Side landmark.

The story revolves around José, a clerk at the Central Registry, a government bureaucracy which compiles information on the residents of an unnamed country.

As a hobby, José copies information about famous individuals for his personal collection. But when he happens upon the card of an unknown woman, he becomes obsessed with tracking her down (for reasons unclear even to himself).

The way this production confronts the intertextuality of adaptation makes it unique. Part of Quantum’s interpretation is to have two actors embody José.

One (James Fitzgerald) is the José whom

the other characters see and interact with; the other (Mark Conway Thompson) is a physical manifestation of José’s internal monologue — something normally reserved for the page and typically ignored onstage.

Barbara Luderowski’s elaborate scenic design evokes the strange, vast space of a reader’s imagination while simultaneously creating an oppressive landscape. In one room, the authoritative Registrar (Cameron Knight) sits at an absurdly long desk that underlines the separation between him and his clerks. In another, sonorous fans scatter pieces of paper that Jose desperately attempts to grasp (an obvious but effective visualization of the frantic inner workings of his mind).

ALL THE NAMES continues through May 2. The Original Carnegie Free Library of Allegheny, Allegheny Square East, North Side. $18-49.

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The production pays further homage to Saramago with a fado soundtrack. Fado is a Portuguese musical style, and it represents a sort of untranslatable Portuguese sentiment — something like the deep, nostalgic sorrow one has for those who have been lost tragically. Quantum’s All the Names has nostalgia and sorrow, but viewed through an absurdist, bureaucratic lens — and it’s an example of experimentation done right.

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So jump-cut to me driving home from the recent Carnegie Mellon School of Drama production of Three Sisters enchanted by what I’d just seen. What the hell happened?

Director Pamela Berlin brings a great deal of honesty and theatrical smarts to this version. Often, with a classic such as Three Sisters, everyone involved appears to be aware they are Doing An Important Work. But the non-ponderous, nonshowy performances Berlin draws from the cast provide an experience of deeply felt humanity. Berlin is helped in no small part by Paul Schmidt’s 1998 translation; sometimes foreign-language classics can sound like they were run through Google’s translator, but Schmidt’s script is lively and idiomatic, with none of the fustian flourishes some adapters favor. I especially enjoyed the humor Schmidt has threaded throughout; I’ve sat through Major Classics in which neither the audience nor the performers dared crack a smile for three hours … and that was as enjoyable as it sounds.

Sophie Schneider has designed the exquisitely beautiful period costumes. And I should mention Shengxin Jin’s handsome set design, which is suggestive enough of the time (a society on the verge of collapse) without being too obvious (“Hey look! I’m a set designer!”)

All that’s left is to mention the luminous performances by a knock-out cast — especially Colleen Pulawski and David Patterson, as Masha and Vershinin; Olivia Lemmon and Austin Murray, as Irina and Kulygin; and Kelsey Carthew and Sawyer Pierce, as Olga and Chebutykin.

All around, an unbelievably engrossing evening. Whodathunk?

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THREE SISTERS continues April 21-25. Philip Chosky Theater, CMU campus, Oakland. $28.75.

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When a key work by a major playwright hasn’t been staged here for 20 years or more, there’s a reason.

With August Strindberg’s The Dance of Death, Andrew Paul says it’s largely because most translations and stagings mistook this 1900 dark comedy about a brutal marriage for a straight drama. Strindberg’s grim Swedish humor is easily lost — except maybe when filtered through the mordant Irish humor of Conor McPherson, whose new adaptation gets its Pittsburgh premiere from Paul’s Kinetic Theatre.

Local stage standouts Helena Ruoti and Sam Tsoutsouvas play the wittily vicious, long-married couple: Alice, a former stage star, and her husband, Edgar, a military man, who live in a former prison on a remote island. Mark Staley also stars. A 2012 London production of McPherson’s adaptation (which drops part two of Strindberg’s original two-part play) was critically acclaimed, and the work’s U.S. premiere, at Chicago’s Writer’s Theatre, was an award-winner.

Paul, who directs, is among those who say that Dance of Death prefigures the absurdist dark comedies of Beckett and Ionesco (not to mention Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?). Audiences here can really see for themselves: At the New Hazlett Theater, 60 seats (about half the total) will be right onstage, for intimacy. April 17May 3. 6 Allegheny Square East, North Side. $20-35 (April 27 performance is pay-what-you-can). 888-718-4253 or www.kinetictheatre.org

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Special Tekko guests include voice actors J. Michael Tatum, Jerry Jewell and Jamie Marchi.

Mainstay features include vendors, panels, fashion shows and cosplay contests. The four-day convention begins today. Zacchiaus McKee 4:30 p.m. Continues through Sun., April 19. 1000 Fort Duquesne Blvd., Downtown. $30-50. www.teamtekko.us

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Queer voices inform all workplaces — even steel mills.

In her book Steel Closets: Voices of Gay, Lesbian and Transgender Steelworkers, Gary, Ind.-based scholar Anne Balay presents stories about work, class, gender and sexuality. While queer individuals have made strides

legally and socially in the United States, working-class homophobia remains. Many of the voices Balay captures have experienced harassment and violence, and almost all remain closeted. Tonight at the University of Pittsburgh, Balay delivers a talk titled “Gay Steelworkers: Expanding how we imagine queer folks, and how working-class queers

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In the African-American community during the years leading up to the Harlem Renaissance, there was a sense of building artistic expression.

The words and thoughts of Jean Toomer, Langston Hughes, Countee Cullen, Zora Neale Hurston, W.E.B. Du Bois and others became the voice of a new generation. Nationally touring musical Raisin’ Cane spotlights this turning point.

Starring Jasmine Guy and the Avery Sharpe Trio, Raisin’ Cane honors the Harlem Renaissance through text, song, music, movement and imagery tonight at the Byham Theater.

ZM 7:30 p.m. 101 Sixth St., Downtown. $25-50. 412-4566666 or www.trustarts.org

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It’s easy enough to overstate how “green” Pittsburgh is: Our air and rivers are still pretty dirty, after all; our suburbs still sprawl and our traffic still jams. Nevertheless, the region is paying more attention to things like energy conservation and renewables. Pittsburgh Earth Day, billed as the first large-scale citywide celebration of this secular holiday, is a good time to build on that consciousness. It was conceived by Ronda Zegarelli of marketing firm Acrobatique Creative, and has the imprimatur of the City of Pittsburgh. The full day of events at locations including Downtown’s Market Square and Mellon Square Park, and Schenley Plaza in Oakland, starts with a business breakfast Downtown.

There’s also a food-truck festival, a pop-up organic market, an artists’ market, fitness classes and other family activities. Live music comes courtesy of acts including Chris Jamison of NBC’s The Voice; members of The Clarks; Donora; and Nameless in August. Green feature: All performances are either wind- or solar-powered. There’s plenty more, too, including evening events at Downtown’s Fairmont Hotel — a “sustainability soiree” and eco-fashion show. Meanwhile, check the windows of Macy’s for a series of locally shot photos of eco-inspired outfits. And then there is designers Mindy Eshelman and ROY’s “The Trash Dress,” which will grace the window of the Downtown Larrimor’s starting April 20. Bill O’Driscoll Events begin at 11 a.m. Wed., April 22. Various locations. Free. www.pittsburghearthday.org

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the mid-century golden age of jazz. Interviewees include iconic local musicians like Roger Humphries and Nelson Harrison. A free preview screening today at the Kaufmann Center includes a Southern-inspired catered luncheon; live music; and a chance for audience members to share their own stories of the Hill. Bill O’Driscoll Noon-2 p.m.

1825 Centre Ave., Hill District.

Free. www.hillhouse.org

{MUSIC} Pittsburgh Symphony Orchestra Music Director Manfred Honeck and his brother Rainer Honeck, concertmaster of the Vienna Philharmonic Orchestra, have never performed together professionally. That changes when Rainer Honeck joins the PSO as a soloist in Benjamin Britten’s Concerto for Violin and Orchestra. The program includes Maestro Honeck’s arrangement of a suite from Dvorak’s “Rusalka Fantasy,” and closes with Tchaikovsky’s Sixth Symphony, “Pathétique.”

The first of three performances at Heinz Hall is tonight. ZM 7:30 p.m. Also 7:30 p.m. Sat., April 18, and 2:30 p.m. Sun., April 19. 600 Penn Ave., Downtown. $25.75-105.75.

412-392-4900 or www. pittsburghsymphony.org

Shakespeare in the Parks, Unrehearsed Shakespeare Project and Steel City Shakespeare. Events include April 21’s Pop-Up Shakespeare, a free noon program of scenes and poetry in Downtown’s Mellon Square Park, and April 23’s Shakespeare Happy Hour, with Bard-themed food and drink at Franktuary, in Lawrenceville. BO Mrs Shakespeare: 7 p.m. (Prime Stage Studio, Bon Air; $1520; www.primestage.com).

Week of Will schedule at www.pittsburghshakespeare.org

{ART} While Wilkinsburg has long been a hard-luck town, it has artists in abundance.

Resident artist Dee Briggs has organized Wilkinsburg Dream City Art, a free, day-long festival with some 40 Wilkinsburg artists presenting work at 10 sites.

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Center tonight for a lecture and discussion about this lively topic. ZM 7 p.m. Room 13, 7604 Charleston Ave., Swissvale. Suggested donation: $5. 412-244-8458 or www.wsccpgh.org

the scientific method to test everyday myths. Hyneman and Savage have become spokespersons for applying science to daily life. The duo will appear live at the Benedum Center tonight for an evening of on-stage experiences, audience participation, videos and behind-the-scenes stories.

ZM 8 p.m. 803 Liberty Ave., Downtown. $42.25-152.25. 412456-6666 or www.trustarts.org

The Creative Nonfiction Foundation is known nationally for its quarterly magazine Creative Nonfiction and for publishing books of literary nonfiction. Now the foundation founded by Lee Gutkind has embarked on the Writing Pittsburgh project: Over the next five years, it will publish three books about its home city.

Tonight, at the Carnegie Library of Pittsburgh Lecture Hall, Writing Pittsburgh launches with “Neighborhood Stories: Well Told.” This evening of live storytelling features tellers include artist and activist Vanessa German, writer and editor Damon J. Young and Quantum Theatre’s Karla Boos.

Selected audience members can also tell one-minute stories at tonight’s event, co-presented by Pittsburgh Arts & Lectures at the Carnegie Library of Pittsburgh Music Hall. BO 7 p.m. 4400 Forbes Ave., Oakland. Free. www.creativenonfiction.org

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{MUSIC} The year marks the centennial of Billy Strayhorn’s birth, and the famed Pittsburgh-born jazz composer is feted tonight with 100 Years of Strayhorn. The Cabaret at Theater Square hosts performances by two nationally acclaimed guests, vocalist and guitarist Allan Harris and pianist Eric Reed. Expect renditions of the likes of “Satin Doll” and “Lush Life.” The show’s presented by the Pittsburgh Cultural Trust, BNY Mellon and Billy Strayhorn Songs, Inc. BO 8 p.m. 655 Penn Ave., Downtown. $30.75. 412-4566666 or www.trustarts.org

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+ SAT., APRIL 18 This week marks Shakespeare’s 451st birthday. Festivities include tonight’s Prime Stage Theatre Co. presentation of Mrs Shakespeare: Will’s first & last love, Yvonne Hudson’s long-running, one-woman show in which she embodies Anne Hathaway Shakespeare.

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Afternoon site visits are followed by evening events at Percolate gallery and Biddle’s Escape coffeehouse. BO Noon-5 p.m. and 6-9 p.m.

Start at 606 South Ave. or 1412 Swissvale Ave., Wilkinsburg. www.dreamcityworks.org

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A poet laureate of the 20thcentury American demimonde (Dive Bar Division), Charles Bukowski died in 1994 but remains a cult hero for his tough, plain-spoken verse and prose. Tonight, some 20 local poets and writers honor the guy whose tombstone reads “Don’t Try” with a reading at Brillobox. Buk Night: A Tribute to Charles Bukowski features talents including Jimmy Cvetic, Lori Jakiela, Dave Newman, Sarah Shotland, Scott Silsbe and Don Wentworth. BO 8 p.m.

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English relatives when he goes to parenting. But when their 16England to claim the family estate. year-old daughter Julie lies Presented by Carlow University about where she spent the COUNTY SPELLING BEE. Theatre & Gemini Theater. April 18, weekend, their cool façade A musical about an eclectic 8 p.m. and April 19, 2 p.m. Carlow crumbles. Hamburg Studio. group of six mid-pubescents vying University, Oakland. 412-578-8749.

Sat, 5:30 & 9 p.m., Tue, 7 p.m., for the spelling championship POP UP SHAKESPEARE. Fri, 8 p.m., Sun, 2 p.m. and of a lifetime. Presented by Favorite scenes, soliloquies, & Wed, 1 & 7 p.m. Thru April 26.

Sewickley Area Theatre poetry by actors from Pittsburgh City Theatre, South Side.

Company. Thu-Sat, 8 p.m.

Shakespeare in the Parks, 412-431-2489.

Thru April 18. Quaker Unrehearsed Shakespeare OTHELLO. William Valley Middle Project, Steel City Shakespeare.

Shakespeare’s classic School, Sewickley.

Tue., April 21, 12 p.m. Mellon drama. Presented 412-879-0355.

Square Park, Downtown.

by Pittsburgh Public www. per ALL THE NAMES. 412-404-8531.

Theater. April 16-18, pa pghcitym An adaptation of .co THE WEDDING FROM HELL. 8 p.m., Wed-Sat, 2 & José Saramago’s Nobel A comedy murder mystery 7 p.m., Tue, 7 p.m., Prize-winning book. dinner show. Sat, 7 p.m. Thru April 22-25, 8 p.m., Wed-Sat, Wed-Sun, 8 p.m. Thru May 2.

April 18. Gaetano’s Restaurant, 8 p.m. and Sun., May 17, 7 p.m.

Carnegie Library, Allegheny, Dormont. 724-344-2069.

Thru May 17. O’Reilly Theater, North Side. 412-362-1713.

WHERE HAVE ALL THE Downtown. 412-316-1600.

BALM IN GILEAD. 1956 play FLOWERS GONE? A look-back OUR AMERICAN COUSIN. A

by Lanford Wilson set in greasy in time to the 60s when folk farce that’s plot is based on the spoon diner. The Colonial Theatre. music was all the rage. Presented introduction of an awkward, April 16-18, 7:30 p.m. and Sun.,

by Pohl Productions. Reservations boorish, but honest American, April 19, 2 p.m. Robert Morris required. Fri, Sat, 8 p.m. Thru Asa Trenchard, to his aristocratic University, Moon. 412-397-5407.

BARD’S BIRTHDAY BASH. Shakespeare’s 451st birthday, hosted by Poets Corner [LECTURE] featuring actors from Pittsburgh Shakespeare in the Parks, Unrehearsed Shakespeare, Steel City Shakespeare & the Amish Monkeys. Wed., April 22, 7 p.m.

Calvary United Methodist Church, North Side. 412-521-6406.

BOEING BOEING. A 60s farce feat.

Bernard, a wannabe-Casanova, w/ Italian, German & American fiancées, each a beautiful airline hostess w/ frequent “layovers”.

Sun, 2 p.m., Sat, 2 & 7:30 p.m. and Wed-Fri, 7:30 p.m. Thru April 26.

Cabaret at Theater Square, Downtown. 412-325-6769.

THE LITTLE PRINCESS. The classic tale of the wealthy Sara Crewe, who loses everything & becomes a servant at the institution of Miss Minchin’s Seminary for Young Ladies.

Fri., April 17, 8 p.m., Sat., April 18, 8 p.m. and Sun., April 19, 2 p.m. Andrew Carnegie Free Library Music Hall, Carnegie. 412-279-8887.

MOONSHINE & MURDER. Printmaker Tresa Varner and painter Abby A murder mystery written Franzen-Sheehan are no strangers to collaboration.

by Lawrence Spinnenweber.

In 19 years together at The Andy Warhol Museum, these Presented by R-ACT Productions. two artists have grown together, helping each other Fri, Sat, 7 p.m. Thru April 18. to edit and move forward in their work. In the lecture The Avenue Theater, Rochester.

724-775-6844.

MRS. SHAKESPEARE. A one woman show about the marriage and mothering of Mrs. William they will discuss their show Patterns of Grace, previously Shakespeare, starring Yvonne exhibited at Artist Image Resource, which uses shared Hudson. Sat., April 18, 7 p.m. source material, engravings, photographs and patterns.

Prime Stage Theatre Rehearsal A discussion and Q&A will follow. 7 p.m. Wed., April 22.

Studio, West End. Simmons Hall, Pittsburgh Center for the Arts, 6300 Fifth OBLIVION. Uber-hip Brooklynites Ave, Shadyside. Free. RSVP to pittsburghprintgroup@gmail.

Pam & Dixon take pride in their progressive approach to com by Mon., April 20. www.pittsburghprintgroup.com

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April 19. Crowne Plaza Hotel, Bethel Park. 724-746-1178.

COMEDY THU 16 PITTSBURGH IMPROV JAM. Thu, 10 p.m. Cabaret at Theater Square, Downtown. 412-325-6769.

FRI 17 COMEDY ROULETTE: STAND-UP VS. IMPROV. Featuring Derek Minto, Alex Styplua & some of Pittsburgh’s Best Improvisers. Hosted by John Dick Winters. 10 p.m. Club Cafe, South Side. 412-431-4950.

MARC MARON. 8 p.m. Carnegie Library Of Homestead Music Hall, Homestead. 1-877-453-9849.

FRI 17 - SAT 18 MATT WOHLFARTH. 8 p.m. and Sat., April 18, 7 & 10 p.m.

Latitude 360, North Fayette.

412-693-5555.

SAT 18 SURVIVOR IMPROV. Presented

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5:30 p.m. Temple Ohav Shalom, Allison Park. 412-215-7843.

SUN 19 FIVE MINUTES OF FAME OPEN MIC. A melting pot of poets, singers, comedians, dancers, musicians & entertainers. Presented

by Chicksburgh. Sun, 8 p.m. Thru May 31 Gus’s Cafe, Lawrenceville.

412-315-7271.

TUE 21 TUESDAY NIGHT STAND-UP. Tue, 9 p.m. Hot Rod Cafe, Mt. Washington. 412-592-7869.

WED 22 COMEDY OPEN MIC. Hosted by Ronald Renwick. Wed, 9:30 p.m.

Scarpaci’s Place, Mt. Washington.

412-431-9908.

JOKING OFF. A weekly stand up show hosted by Dick Winters.

Wed, 9 p.m. Thru April 29 Caliente Pizza & Bar, Bloomfield.

412-904-1744.

EXHIBITS ANDREW CARNEGIE FREE LIBRARY MUSIC HALL. Capt.

Thomas Espy Room Tour. The Capt. Thomas Espy Post 153 of the Grand Army of the Republic served local Civil War veterans for over 54 years & is the best preserved & most intact GAR post in the United States.

Carnegie. 412-276-3456.

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“Tessellation Portal 22” (digitally altered vintage photography, 2015), by Nicole Crock.

From the exhibition Shaping New Worlds, at Sweetwater Center for the Arts, Sewickley.

NEW THIS WEEK BUTLER ART CENTER. 2015 Spring Art Show.

Works by artists in the mediums of painting, drawing, photography & digital art, mixed media, sculpture, fiber art, ceramics & printmaking. Opens April 22. Butler. 724-283-6922.

HAITI FRIENDS. Celebrating Trees, Birds & Nature.

Metal & paintings. Point Breeze. 412-361-4884.

NORTH HILLS ART CENTER. Shades of Spring Craft Show.

Featuring hand-crafted, unique items from more than 30 artisans. Proceeds benefit children’s art programs at the North Hills Art Center. Opens April 18. Ross.

412-364-3622.

TRUNDLE MANOR. The Unusual Pen & Ink Artwork of Sheron Bergmark. Trundle Manor’s first art show of the year. Opening reception April 18, 7 p.m. Swissvale.

412-916-5544.

ONGOING ANDY WARHOL MUSEUM. Someday is Now: The Art of Corita Kent. A full-scale survey covering more than 30 years of work by American artist Corita Kent; a designer, teacher, feminist, activist for civil rights & anti-war causes. Exposures.

Works from Pittsburgh based artist, Cecilia Ebitz’s “Good Intentions”, inspired by the work & teachings of Corita Kent.

Permanent collection. Artwork & artifacts by the famed Pop Artist.

North Side. 412-237-8300.

ART SPACE 616. Martin Prekop.

A survey of work from the 1970s

to the present. Sewickley.

412-259-8214.

ARTDFACT. Artdfact Gallery.

The works of Timothy Kelley & other regional & US artists on display. Sculpture, oil & acrylic paintings, mixed media, found objects, more. North Side.

724-797-3302.

BE GALLERIES. Kate Joyce.

Furniture, sculpture, paintings & selected period pieces from throughout her career. Back & Forth. Works by Kenn Bass, Dana Ingham, Lenore Thomas & Janet Towbin. Lawrenceville.

412-687-2606.

BOULEVARD GALLERY. Spring - Flowers, Fields & Herbs. Work by Eileen F. Yeager.

Verona. 412-828-1031.

CARNEGIE MUSEUM OF ART. Visiting Van Gogh: Still Life, Basket of Apples. Van Gogh’s “Still Life, Basket of Apples” (1887),”Le Moulin de la Galette” (1886–1887), “Wheat Fields after the Rain” (1890), & Paul Signac’s “Place des Lices, St. Tropez”, visiting from the Saint Louis Art Museum. Sketch to Structure. Unfolding the architectural design process to show how buildings take shape.

Will close temporarily on May 25 & reopen on June 6. Oakland.

412-622-3131.

CCAC BOYCE CAMPUS. dreamscapes. 20 pieces, free standing & wall mounted, all work by Tim Kelley. Monroeville.

724-797-3302.

CHATHAM UNIVERSITY. Culture in Context. African Art from the Olkes Collection.

Shadyside. 412-365-1232.

CHRISTINE FRECHARD GALLERY. Venezuelan Artists United. In collaboration w/

Luzardo Gallery in Venezuela.

Feat. work by Jesus Perez, Nerio Quintero, Freddy Paz Rincon, Alvaro Paz, Gustavo Paris & Johan Galue. Squirrel Hill.

412-421-8888.

COMMONPLACE COFFEEHOUSE. Houses of the Obsolete. From Carlos Gesualdo to Chittagong; a thematic selection of new paintings by Jacquet Kehm.

Squirrel Hill. 412-436-0908.

CRAZY MOCHA COFFEE COMPANY. Nature Photography. Work by Helena Knörr. Bloomfield.

412-681-5225.

EASTSIDE GALLERY. John Eastman & Josh Hogan. By appt. only. Forest Hills. 412-465-0140.

ECLECTIC ART & OBJECTS GALLERY. 19th century American & European paintings combined w/ contemporary artists & their artwork. The Hidden Collection. Watercolors

by Robert N. Blair (1912- 2003).

Hiromi Traditional Japanese Oil Paintings The Lost Artists of the 1893 Chicago Exhibition..

Collectors Showcase. Emsworth.

412-734-2099.

FRICK ART & HISTORICAL CENTER. Impressionist to Modernist: Masterworks in Early Photography. Feat. photographs by major artists working in the circle of Alfred Stieglitz, capturing the international development of photography around turn of the 20th century. Permanent collection of European Art. Point Breeze.

412-371-0600.

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Call for appointment. O’Hara.

412-782-4231.

CARNEGIE SCIENCE CENTER. H2Oh!. Experience kinetic water-driven motion & discover the relations between water, land & habitat. How do everyday decisions impact water supply & the environment? Ongoing: Buhl Digital Dome (planetarium), Miniature Railroad & Village, USS Requin submarine & more.

North Side. 412-237-3400.

CHILDREN’S MUSEUM OF PITTSBURGH. Missing Links (The Rainbow Jumpy). Bounce, jump, roll, run & walk through a 30-foot inflatable “jumpy” art piece created by Felipe Dulzaides & on loan from The New Children’s Museum, in San Diego CA. North Side. 412-322-5058.

FALLINGWATER. Tour the famed Frank Lloyd Wright house.

724-329-8501.

FIRST PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH. Tours of 13 Tiffany stained-glass windows.

Downtown. 412-471-3436.

FORT PITT MUSEUM. Reconstructed fort houses museum of Pittsburgh history circa French & Indian War & American Revolution. Downtown.

412-281-9285.

FRICK ART & HISTORICAL CENTER. Ongoing: tours of Clayton, the Frick estate, w/ classes & programs for all ages.

Point Breeze. 412-371-0600.

KENTUCK KNOB. Tour the other Frank Lloyd Wright house.

724-329-8501.

KERR MEMORIAL MUSEUM. Tours of a restored 19th-century, middle-class home. Oakmont.

412-826-9295.

MARIDON MUSEUM. Collection includes jade & ivory statues from China & Japan, as well as Meissen porcelain. Butler. 724-282-0123.

MCGINLEY HOUSE & MCCULLY LOG HOUSE. Historic homes open for tours, lectures & more. Monroeville.

412-373-7794.

NATIONAL AVIARY. Home to more than 600 birds from over 200 species. W/ classes, lectures, demos & more.

North Side. 412-323-7235.

NATIONALITY ROOMS. 26 rooms helping to tell the story of Pittsburgh’s immigrant past.

University of Pittsburgh. Oakland.

412-624-6000.

PHIPPS CONSERVATORY & BOTANICAL GARDEN. 14 indoor rooms & 3 outdoor gardens feature exotic plants & floral displays from around the world. Tropical Forest Congo.

An exhibit highlighting some of Africa’s lushest landscapes.

Oakland. 412-622-6914.

PHOTO ANTIQUITIES. Photographs & Jewerly. A hundred years (1839-1939) of photographs that incorporated jewelry. Call for guided tours.

North Side. 412-231-7881.

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College of Fine Arts. Downtown.

412-456-6666.

GALERIE WERNER, THE MANSIONS ON FIFTH. Fabrizio Gerbino. New paintings by artist.

Oakland. 412-716-1390.

GALLERIE CHIZ. Liz Goldberg & Patty Gallagher. Dual exhibtion w/ Goldberg’s painting & drawings for “Cigar Queens of Havana” & Gallagher’s wearable art, “Hot Tropics”. Shadyside.

412-441-6005.

THE GALLERY 4. Salon Show 2015. Annual group exhibition & competition. Shadyside.

412-363-5050.

GALLERY ON 43RD STREET. Liza Brenner. “Plein Air Landscapes”. Oil on paper works by artist. Lawrenceville.

412-683-6488.

GALLERY-VERY FINE ART. Group Show. Work by Linda Price-Sneddon, Peggy Habets, James E. Trusko & others.

South Side. 412-901-8805.

GLENN GREENE STAINED GLASS STUDIO INC. Original Glass Art by Glenn Greene.

Exhibition of new work, recent work & older work. Regent Square. 412-243-2772.

HILLMAN LIBRARY. Get to The Point!. An exhibition of early drawings, paintings, postcards, engravings, maps, & photographs from the University of Pittsburgh Library System Archives Service Center that document the history of the Point & Point State Park. Ground Floor. Oakland. 412-648-3330.

HOYT INSTITUTE OF FINE ART. Annual Hoyt Regional Juried Exhibit. Showcasing Pittsburgh area artists. New Castle. 724-652-2882.

HUNT INSTITUTE FOR BOTANICAL DOCUMENTATION. Elements.

Drawings & watercolors of bird nests w/ a focus on the natural & man-made materials

4,000 animals, including many endangered species. Highland Park. 412-665-3639.

RACHEL CARSON HOMESTEAD. A Reverence for Life. Photos & artifacts of her life & work.

Springdale. 724-274-5459.

RIVERS OF STEEL NATIONAL HERITAGE AREA. Exhibits on the Homestead Mill. Steel industry & community artifacts from 18811986. Homestead. 412-464-4020.

SENATOR JOHN HEINZ HISTORY CENTER. From Slavery to Freedom. Highlight’s Pittsburgh’s role in the anti-slavery movement.

Ongoing: Western PA Sports Museum, Clash of Empires, & exhibits on local history, more.

Strip District. 412-454-6000.

SOLDIERS & SAILORS MEMORIAL HALL. War in the Pacific 1941-1945. Feat. a collection of military artifacts showcasing photographs, uniforms, shells

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The featured artists are Sue Abramson, Wendy Brockman, David Morrison & Kate Nessler.

Oakland. 412-268-2434.

IRMA FREEMAN CENTER FOR IMAGINATION. The Big Little Show. An exhibition curated by Sheila D. Ali w/ local & international artists: Abira Ali, Alberto Almarza, Bill Shannon, Douglas “Dougie” Duerring, Eliza Henderson, Etta Cettera, Katy DeMent, Lavern Kemp, Lisa Demagall, Michael “Fig” Magniafico, Ryder Henry, Sandra Streiff, Sheila Ali, Sherry Rusinak & Waylon Richmond. Garfield.

412-924-0634.

JAMES GALLERY. Headliners.

New paintings, mixed media works, glass & ceramics. Feat.

Christine Aaron, Eileen Braun, Claire Cotts, Jamie Harris, Ben Johnson, Micheal Madigan, Susan Morosky & Scott Turri.

West End. 412-922-9800.

LA PRIMA ESPRESSO. Paintings/Prints of Italy. Prints of Vince Ornato’s oil paintings of Italy. Strip District. 412-281-1922.

LAKEVUE ATHLETIC CLUB. Pop-Up Gallery. Work by a variety of artists. 724-316-9326.

MARKET SQUARE. Jennifer Wen Ma: Installation. “A Winter Landscape Cradling Bits of Sparkle” 120 live trees, 200 kg of Chinese ink, wooden pathway & glass globes.

Downtown. 412-471-1511.

MATTRESS FACTORY. your heart is a prism. A video installation by Kevin Clancy.

Artists in Residence. Installations created in-residence by Danny Bracken, John Peña, Ryder Henry, Kathleen Montgomery, & Benjamin Sota. Part of the 2014 Pittsburgh Biennial. Ongoing Installations. Works by Turrell, Lutz, Kusama, Anastasi, Highstein, Wexler & Woodrow.

North Side. 412-231-3169.

MODERNFORMATIONS GALLERY. Circus Animals Not Included. Work by Thad Dachille.

Materials gathered from the street, signs, icons, symbols & the human body inspire & are assembled into imagery comprised of paintings & graphics generated on both mixed media canvases & wall prints. Earthly Delites // Boring Chores.

Homemade Artwork by: K. Gould, M.Shalonis, & S.Neary.

Garfield. 412-362-0274.

MORGAN CONTEMPORARY GLASS GALLERY. teapots!. A mixed media show exploring the common teapot in uncommon ways. Shadyside. 412-441-5200.

OLIN FINE ARTS CENTER. PORTALS. Paintings by Robert Patrick. Washington.

724- 503-1001 x 6043.

PITTSBURGH CENTER FOR THE ARTS. Nine Solo Exhibits.

Feat. the work of Scott Andrew, Vlad Basarub, Terry Boyd, Oreen Cohen, Joy Christiansen Erb, Katie Ford, Joseph Lupo, Katie Murken & Hisham Youssef.

Shadyside. 412-361-0873.

PITTSBURGH GLASS CENTER. ABC@PGC. A colorful exhibition feat. glass sculptures combined w/ an interactive illuminated word building piece that visitors can touch, rearrange & wear like apparel. Created by Jen Elek & Jeremy Bert. Friendship.

412-365-2145.

REVISION SPACE. winterlong.

Work by Caldwell Linker.

Lawrenceville. 412-735-3201.

SHALER NORTH HILLS LIBRARY. Annual Jazz Art Show. Original work from artists of all ages in celebration of Jazz Appreciation Month.

Glenshaw. 412-486-0021.

THE SHOP. Jennifer Lee & Terry Young. New work by these artists. Gallery hours on Fridays from 12-6pm. Closing reception

May 1, 5-9pm. Bloomfield.

412-951-0622.

SILVER EYE CENTER FOR PHOTOGRAPHY. A World Imagined: Kelli Connell & Sara Macel. Photography that reflects on authorship, on photographic construction & on the ways in which we define relationships through our subjective experiences of them.

South Side. 412-431-1810.

THE SOCIETY FOR CONTEMPORARY CRAFT. Bridge 13. Work by Elisabeth Higgins, Keith Lo Bue, & Jason Walker. Strip District.

412-261-7003.

SPACE. UNLOADED. A multimedia group show that explores historical & social issues surrounding the availability, use & impact of guns in our culture.

Closing reception April 24. The Sideways Museum. A collection of works by Pittsburgh-based artists exploring folk & visionary art traditions. Viewable 24 hrs. a day w/ periodic alterations. Interior open for special occasions. Downtown.

412-325-7723.

SPINNING PLATE GALLERY. WaterWorks 2015. Pittsburgh Watercolor Society members showcase new works in watercolor & other water media. Friendship. 412-441-0194.

SWEETWATER CENTER FOR THE ARTS. Selections From The Elgin Park Series. Photographs

by Michael Paul Smith.

Shaping New Worlds. A national exhibition of constructed photography.

Sewickley. 412-741-4405.

TUGBOAT PRINT SHOP. Tugboat Printshop. Open studio.

Lawrenceville. 412-621-0663.

UNSMOKE SYSTEMS ARTSPACE. Unholy Smoke City of Steel. Work by Steve Staso, Rebecca Zilenziger & Anne Delaney. Braddock.

& other related items. Military museum dedicated to honoring military service members since the Civil War through artifacts & personal mementos. Oakland.

412-621-4253.

ST. ANTHONY’S CHAPEL. Features 5,000 relics of Catholic saints. North Side. 412-323-9504.

ST. NICHOLAS CROATIAN CATHOLIC CHURCH. Maxo Vanka Murals. Mid-20th century murals depicting war, social justice & the immigrant experience in America. Millvale.

412-407-2570.

The Space Upstairs, Point Breeze. www.pillowproject.org.

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FRI 17 - SUN 19

THU 16

LA BAYADÈRE. Set in ancient India, “La Bayadère” tells the story of Solor, a noble warrior & Nikiya, the temple dancer he loves. The 19th century classical ballet is presented by Pittsburgh Ballet Theatre & Orchestra. 8 p.m., Sat., April 18, 2 & 8 p.m. and Sun., April 19, 2 p.m. Benedum Center, Downtown. 412-456-6666.

POWER PROMISES - A NIGHT OF HOPE. Honoring graduates of POWER’s woman-centered, trauma-sensitive drug & alcohol treatment programs. All proceeds benefit POWER (Pennsylvania Organization for Women in Early Recovery). 5:30 p.m. Rodef Shalom Congregation, Oakland.

412-243-7535.

FRI 17

DANCE

SAT 18

DO SOMETHING “BIG” FASHION SHOW. Fashion show to benefit Big Brothers Big Sisters of the Greater Pittsburgh Area.

6:30 p.m. Robert Morris University, Moon. 484-333-8726.

THU 16 - WED 22 (A) LONG HERE. A dance performance that combines chalk drawings, music & video projection.

Presented by the Pillow Project.

Thru April 30, 8-10 p.m.

PONTUS LIDBERG. Lidberg & 3 other dancers will take the stage together w/ a Japanesestyle Bunraku puppet to tell a dynamic & poetic story of human experience. 8 p.m. Byham Theater, Downtown. 412-456-6666.

SAT 18 DENIM & DIAMONDS

GALA. Dinner, auctions, live music & dancing. Benefits the Westmoreland Symphony Orchestra. 6:30 p.m. Greensburg Country Club, Jeannette.

724-837-1850.

HOPS FOR HEARTH. A sampling of beers, appetizers, & a silent auction, while supporting homeless women & their children. 7 p.m.

Bigelow Conference & Reception Center, Oakland. 412-366-9801.

NO BULL. A fundraiser for barebones productions to support their 11th Season & development of the new theater space in Braddock, PA. Food, wine & live entertainment.

6:30-9:30 p.m. barebones black box theater, Braddock.

1-888-71-TICKET. RAINBOW GALA. Hosted by & benefiting Western Pennsylvania JRDF, working toward curing type 1 diabetes. Silent & live auctions.

6 p.m. Westin Convention Center Hotel, Downtown. 412-471-1414.

MON 20 MID-SPRING REVELS. Pittsburgh Shakespeare in the Parks’ annual benefit dinner & auction.

6:30 p.m. Piccolo Forno, Lawrenceville. 412-404-8531.

POLITICS SAT 18 LINDA TIRADO. Linda Tirado will speak on the experiences that inspired her book Hand to Mouth – Living In Bootstrap America. Sponsored by the 14th Ward Independent Democratic Club. 7-10 p.m.

Colfax Elementary School, Squirrel Hill. www.pgh14widc.org.

LITERARY THU 16 ANNE BALAY: GAY STEELWORKERS. Lecture focusing on how we imagine queer folks, & how working-class queers expand queer possibility. 4 p.m.

Cathedral of Learning, Oakland.

412-624-7232.

COFFEE HOUSE READING SERIES. Poetry from John Thomas Menesini & fiction from Aubrey Hirsch. 7 p.m. Barnes & Noble Duquesne University, Uptown.

THE HOUR AFTER HAPPY HOUR WRITER’S WORKSHOP. Young writers & recent graduates looking for additional feedback on their work. thehourafterhappyhour. wordpress.com Thu, 7-9 p.m.

Lot 17, Bloomfield. 412-687-8117.

ONE BOOK, ONE COMMUNITY: FIVE DAYS AT MEMORIAL. Lively discussions of contemporary fiction & nonfiction held in the Large Print Room on the First Floor. This month’s selection is Five Days at Memorial by Pulitzer Prize winner Sheri Fink. 1 & 6 p.m. Carnegie Library, Oakland. 412-622-3151.

PETER HESSLER. Author of River Town & contributor to The New Yorker speaks about his experiences. Public Health Auditorium. 8:30 p.m.

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University of Pittsburgh, Oakland.

412-624-6508.

FRI 17 POETRY OPEN READING. 8 p.m.

Amazing Books, Squirrel Hill.

412-436-5535.

RED HERRING BOOK CLUB: THE BEEKEEPERS APPRENTICE. Lively discussions of favorite mystery novels held in the Teen Quiet Study Room. This month’s selection is The Beekeeper’s Apprentice by Laurie King. 1 p.m. Carnegie Library, Oakland. 412-622-3151.

REGENT SQUARE / CHARLESTON STREET POETS & WRITERS. Readings of new works from local authors.

7 p.m. Classic Lines, Squirrel Hill.

412-422-2220.

EVENT: The Civil War, Andrew Carnegie Free Library & Music Hall, Carnegie CRITIC: William Amador, 28, a medical student from Kansas City, Mo. WHEN: Fri.,

SAT 18

The show was a musical version of the Civil War. Someone I met last night at Industry [Public House] was in the show and invited me to come. He told me a little bit about it and I’m in town for about a week, so I thought it’d be a good thing to do tonight. I like history, so it was a good event to come out to. I thought the show was pretty good; all of the singers were phenomenal. The acting was great. I couldn’t really pick out a storyline, though. There were a lot of issues with lighting and sound and projectors throughout the entire show. I was like, “Did they rehearse this?” But overall, it was an enjoyable experience. I’ve never been to the Free Library before but it seems cool.

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KAYLA SARGESON. Reading & book release. BYOB. 8 p.m.

Delanie’s Coffee, South Side.

412-927-4030.

PENNWRITERS SPRINGDALE WRITERS GROUP. Third Sat of every month Springdale Free Public Library, Springdale.

724-274-9729.

RICHARD ST. JOHN & JAY CARSON. Readings from both authors. 3 p.m. Carnegie Library, Oakland. 412-622-3175.

TUE 21 ALLEGHENY CITY: HISTORY OF PITTSBURGH’S NORTH SIDE. Presentation by Dan Rooney & Carol Peterson discussing their new book of the same name. 6 p.m.

Carnegie Library, Allegheny, North Side. 412-383-2493.

PITTSBURGH CONTINENTAL PHILOSOPHY READING GROUP. Tue, 6 p.m. East End Book Exchange, Bloomfield.

412-224-2847.

STEEL CITY SLAM. Open mic poets & slam poets. 3 rounds of 3 minute poems. Tue, 7:45 p.m.

Capri Pizza and Bar, East Liberty.

412-362-1250.

B Y Z AC C H IAU S MC K E E

Various locations. Thru May 27 412-821-5779.

BACKYARD EXHIBIT. Musical swing set, sandbox, solar-powered instruments, more. Ongoing Children’s Museum of Pittsburgh, North Side. 412-322-5058.

SAT 18

DANCE ME A STORY W/ PITTSBURGH BALLET THEATER. 3-5 years olds can move to favorite childhood stories. Each 45 minute class will begin w/ simple stretches & warm-ups NEIGHBORHOOD STORIES. before journeying into each WELL TOLD. An interactive story & its characters evening of storytelling through movement sponsored by Pittsburgh & song.Parents Arts & Lecture. are encouraged Kick off of the The to participate. www. per “Writing Pittsburgh” a p Registration required. pghcitym Project. 7 p.m. Carnegie .co Sat, 10 a.m. Thru May 2 Lecture Hall, Oakland.

Baldwin Borough Public www.pittsburghlectures.

Library. 412-885-2255. culturaldistricts.org.

FAMILY FRIENDLY KIDS OPEN PITTSBURGH POETRY MIC. Sat, 6 p.m. Hambone’s, EXCHANGE. Book discussion Lawrenceville. 412-681-4318. hosted by the Pittsburgh Poetry MARTY’S MARKET KIDS’ Exchange. This month’s meeting is CORNER. Ages 5-11. Sat, 3-5 p.m. about Kim Addonizio’s “Tell Me”.

Marty’s Market, Strip District.

Fourth Wed of every month, 412-586-7177.

7:30 p.m. Coffee Tree Roasters, Shadyside. 412-481-7636.

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THE JOSH AND GAB SHOW. Two Pittsburgh-based writers, performers, educators, & public personalities perform in a highenergy musical-comedy duo. 1 p.m.

Children’s Museum of Pittsburgh, North Side. 412-322-5058.

MON 20 MAKER STORY TIME. Explore tools, materials & processes inspired by books. Listen to stories read by librarian-turnedTeaching Artist Molly. Mon, 11 a.m.-12 p.m. Children’s Museum of Pittsburgh, North Side.

412-322-5058.

TUE 21 HOMEWORK HELP. For grades 1-8. Tue, 3:30-5:30 p.m. Assemble, Garfield. 412-432-9127.

OUTSIDE WED 22 WEDNESDAY MORNING WALK. Naturalist-led, rain or shine. Wed Beechwood Farms, Fox Chapel. 412-963-6100.

OTHER STUFF THU 16 ART NIGHTS AT THE SPACE UPSTAIRS. Bring your own medium for a communal creation night w/ music by King Friday.

Third Thu of every month, 8 p.m.

The Space Upstairs, Point Breeze.

412-225-9269.

HOLOCAUST REMEMBRANCE DAY (YOM HASHOAH).

Student-led observance including music, readings, prayer, a candle-lighting ceremony & a keynote address by 94-year-old survivor Moshe Baran. 8:459:15 a.m. Community Day School, Squirrel Hill. 412-521-1100 x3206.

INTERNATIONAL WOMEN’S ASSOCIATION OF PITTSBURGH. Social, cultural club of American/ international women. Thu First Baptist Church, Oakland. iwap. pittsburgh@gmail.com.

RENAISSANCE DANCE GUILD. Learn a variety of dances from the 15-17th centuries. Porter Hall, Room A18A. Thu, 8 p.m.

Carnegie Mellon University, Oakland. 412-567-7512.

THOMAS TULL. The Hollywood film producer is the guest speaker for the Threshold Series. RSVP. For tickets, RSVP and send your information to: threshold@stvincent.edu.

7:30 p.m. St. Vincent College, Latrobe. 724-539-9761.

TOWARD AN ETHICS OF LOVE AND HOPE: FIVE TRANSFORMATIVE IDEAS. Guest speaker William Rued, PhD. Pre-register by calling 724-836-7980. Ferguson Theater.

7 p.m. University of Pittsburgh at Greensburg.

TRINITY: WHAT’S GOD UP TO IN THE WORLD?. Lecture given

by Drs. Byassee & Felker Jones.

11:30 a.m. & 4 p.m. Pittsburgh Theological Seminary, East Liberty.

412-924-1345.

WEEKLY WELLNESS CIRCLE. Group acupuncture & guided meditation for stress-relief.

DeMasi Wellness, Aspinwall.

412-927-4768.

WORKABLE CAREER FAIR. Including employers from Allegheny Health Network, Eat’n Park, Goodwill, St. Clair Hospital, University of Pittsburgh, UPMC & more.

Registration required. 9 a.m.12 p.m. Bethel Park Community Center. 412-854-9120 x 107.

ZEN MEDITATION. Hosted

by City Dharma. Thu, 6:30-8 p.m. and Sat, 7-8:30 a.m. Church of the Redeemer, Squirrel Hill.

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FRI 17 AFRICAN DANCE CLASS. Second and Third Fri of every month and Fourth and Last Fri of every month Irma Freeman Center for Imagination, Garfield.

412-924-0634.

CROSSROADS - AN ORAL HISTORY. Luncheon featuring a 35 minute film, panel discussion & live music on the History of Music in The Hill District. 12 p.m.

Hill House Kaufmann Center, Hill District. 412-281-1026.

FRIDAY NIGHT CONTRA DANCE. A social, traditional American dance. No partner needed, beginners welcome, lesson at 7:30. Fri, 8 p.m.

Swisshelm Park Community Center, Swissvale. 412-945-0554.

ITALIAN FILM FESTIVAL. Local premieres of seven critically acclaimed Italian films. Tonight’s movie is “Quiet Bliss.” 7 p.m.

Frick Fine Arts Building, Oakland.

RICK LOWE. Artist working in the field of socially-engaged art, founder of Project Row House, keynote speaker for Pittsburgh’s

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Open Engagement conference.

Music Hall. 7:30 p.m. Carnegie Museum of Art, Oakland.

412-268-2409.

WAGNER: HIS LIFE & MUSIC. Dr. Cleon Cornes returns to the library for this six-week class examining the life & music of Richard Wagner. Fri, 10 a.m. Thru April 17 Mount Lebanon Public Library, Mt. Lebanon. 412-531-1912.

FRI 17 - SUN 19

Outdoor Chess Tables Shake winter’s dust off your brain at one of several tables around town. Bring your own chessmen, or checkers pieces. This table’s in Friendship.

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This Philadelphia-based spirits company makes herbal liqueurs from native Pennsylvania plants. Try the Sage liqueur with tonic and lime for a bracing spring pick-me-up. www.artintheage.com

SAT 18

Hello Bistro salads Create a whatever-you-want-type salad, get fries on the side for $2, put them together and voila! www.hellobistro.com

The Goldfinch

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Donna Tartt’s 2013 Pulitzer-winning novel follows a teenager who becomes a quasi-accidental art thief after his mother is killed in a terrorist attack at the Metropolitan Museum of Art. An immersive Dickensian tale that deals with questions of art and loss. Now in paperback

Going Clear: Scientology and the Prison of Belief Documentarian Alex Gibney’s succinct primer on the reported bad behavior of the religious organization, from tax dodges and labor abuses to its rigid control over members. On various HBO streaming services

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SOUTH HILLS HOME SHOW. Exhibits, seminars & demonstrations for ideas & advice on home improvement, decorating & landscaping projects 4-9 p.m., Sat., April 18, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. and Sun., April 19, 10 a.m.-5 p.m.

Southpointe Iceoplex, Canonsburg.

412-310-7781.

TEKKO 2015: A JAPANESE POP CULTURE CONFERENCE. Vendors, cosplay, concerts, anime, artists, fashion shows, dance competitions & more. 12-7 p.m., Sat., April 18, 11 a.m.-7 p.m. and Sun., April 19, 10 a.m.-3 p.m.

David Lawrence Convention Center, Downtown. 412-565-6000.

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3RD SATURDAYS. Comedy, poetry, hip Hop & R&B. Hosted by the Lovely Paris.

Presented by Poetry.compgh 8 p.m. Smokehouse Bar & Grille, Beechview. 412-827-0826.

BEGINNER TAI CHI CLASSES. Sat, 9 a.m. Friends Meeting House, Oakland. 412-683-2669.

CORITA KENT IN HER CONTEXTS. Ori Soltes explores Corita Kent’s contributions to art history.

Warhol Theater. 2 p.m. Andy Warhol Museum, North Side.

412-237-8300.

DREAM CITY ART. Over 40 Wilkinsburg artists will present their work at 10 sites across the borough including open studios, site specific projects & pop up exhibitions Gallery reception at Percolate from 6-9pm. 12-9 p.m.

GARDEN & LANDSCAPE SYMPOSIUM. A horticultural event feat. experts from throughout the country who will give in-depth presentations on their field of expertise.

8 a.m.-4 p.m. Shady Side Academy, Fox Chapel. 412-473-2602.

ITALIAN FILM FESTIVAL. Local premieres of seven critically acclaimed Italian films. Tonight’s movie is “Song ‘E Napule.” 7 p.m.

Frick Fine Arts Building, Oakland.

RECLAIMING THE REAL YOU. Psychologist Arlene Rattan, Ph.D., leads the workshop.

The following five Saturdays the group will continue as “Women Sharing Wisdom” w/ discussion, book study, more. Sat, 10:30 a.m.12:30 p.m. Thru April 18 South Side Presbyterian Church, South Side. 412-916-4040.

SCOTTISH COUNTRY DANCING. Lessons 7-8 p.m., social dancing follows. No partner

needed. Mon, 7 p.m. and Sat, 7 p.m. Grace Episcopal Church, Mt. Washington. 412-683-5670.

SOUTH HILLS SCRABBLE CLUB. Free Scrabble games, all levels. Sat, 1-3 p.m. Mount Lebanon Public Library, Mt. Lebanon. 412-531-1912.

SWING CITY. Learn & practice swing dancing skills. Sat, 8 p.m.

Wightman School, Squirrel Hill.

412-759-1569.

WALK A MILE IN HER SHOES. The International Men’s March to End Sexual Assault, Rape & Gender Violence 10 a.m. St. Clair Park, Greensburg. 724-837-9540, X144.

WIGLE WHISKEY BARRELHOUSE TOURS. Sat, 12:30 & 2 p.m.

Wigle Whiskey Barrel House, North Side. 412-224-2827.

ZEN MEDITATION. Hosted

by City Dharma. Thu, 6:30-8 p.m. and Sat, 7-8:30 a.m. Church of the Redeemer, Squirrel Hill.

412-965-9903.

a healthy lifestyle. 11 a.m.-4 p.m.

Our Clubhouse, South Side.

412-338-1919.

PFLAG GREENSBURG. Support, education & advocacy for the LGBTQ community, family & friends. Third Sun of every month, 2 p.m. Trinity United Church of Christ, Greensburg. 412-518-1515.

PRIDE BOWLING LEAGUE. Seeking bowlers of all levels.

Every other Sunday. Every other Sun, 6:30 p.m. Forward Lanes, Squirrel Hill. 412-337-0701.

RADICAL TRIVIA. Trivia game hosted by DJ Jared Evans. Come alone or bring a team. Sun, 7 p.m. Oaks Theater, Oakmont.

412-828-6322.

SOUTHSIDE CHURCH CRAWL. Guided tours will be provided at each of the 9 worship sites & complementary refreshments. 1-5 p.m.

SUNDAY MARKET. A gathering of local crafters & dealers selling

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WESTMORELAND HISTORICAL SOCIETY

The Westmoreland Historical Society is seeking volunteers to run Historic Hanna’s Town. Volunteers will be part of the everyday, living diorama, helping visitors as tour guides or gift-shop personnel. Volunteers must be 17 years of age or older. An open house is being held from 9:30 a.m.-noon Sat., April 18, at the WCHS Calvin E. Pollins Library. For more information, contact Joanna Moyar at 724-532-1935 x212 or visit www.westmorelandhistory.org.

SAT 18 - SUN 19 ILLUSIONIST IVAN AMODEI. 7 & 9:30 p.m. and Sun., April 19, 2, 4 & 7 p.m. Omni William Penn, Downtown. 866-811-4111.

STAMP & POSTCARD SHOW. Stamp dealers & collectors. 10 a.m.5 p.m. and Sun., April 19, 10 a.m.3 p.m. Gateway Hall, Monroeville.

412-372-1291.

SUN 19 BOARD GAME NIGHT. Third and First Sun of every month, 6 p.m.

Brew on Broadway, Beechview.

412-437-8676.

EMILY JACIR. Lecture from an artist who’s work investigates personal & collective movement through public space & its implications on the physical & social experience of trans-Mediterranean space & time — in particular between Italy & Palestine. 7:30 p.m.

Carnegie Lecture Hall, Oakland.

412-268-2409.

GREATEST SCHMO ON EARTH. Live music w/ Veritgo-go, comedy w/Davon Magwood, Rocky Trebeau, more & screening of the comedy documentary, “Schmo Business”. 7:30 p.m. Row House Cinema, Lawrenceville.

I MADE IT! HEALTHY. A showcase of Pittsburgh small businesses & artisans creating products & services that promote

unique items, from home made foodstuffs to art. Sun, 6-10 p.m.

The Night Gallery, Lawrenceville.

724-417-0223.

SWEET SUNDAY. Sample treats from 36 local Pittsburgh bakeries, confectioners & restaurants, all to support Hadassah’s medical research. Silent auction, tea, coffee & door prizes Presented

by Hadassah Greater Pittsburgh Chapter. 1-4 p.m. Rodef Shalom Congregation, Oakland.

412-621-6566.

WALDMAN INTERNATIONAL ARTS & WRITING AWARD & RECOGNITION EVENT. Award winners’ work will be on display in the museum’s lobby. 10 a.m.-2 p.m.

Andy Warhol Museum, North Side.

412-237-8300.

MON 20 DO ZOMBIES DREAM OF UNDEAD SHEEP?. Author, Dr. Verstyen, Ph.D. Professor of Neuroscience of Carnegie Mellon University, leads a discussion about the workings of the un-dead brain.

Rm. 13. 7 p.m. Wilkins School Community Center, Swissvale.

412-244-8458.

HOUSING OPTIONS FOR INDIVIDUALS W/ DISABILITIES. Co-presented by Jewish Family & Children’s Service & Jewish Residential Services. 6 p.m.

Rodef Shalom Congregation,

Oakland. 412-325-0039.

MT. LEBANON GENEALOGY SOCIETY. Speaker Marilyn Holt on topics of genealogy. 1 p.m.

Mount Lebanon Public Library, Mt. Lebanon. 412-531-1912.

MYTHBUSTERS JAMIE & ADAM UNLEASHED!. The co-hosts of MythBusters present an evening of on-stage experiments, audience participation, exciting videos & behind-the-scenes stories. 8 p.m.

Benedum Center, Downtown.

412-456-6666.

ROBOTO MONTHLY MEETING. Meet w/ the Roboto board of directors to find out what’s happening at the space & help guide it’s future. Third Mon of every month, 7 p.m. The Mr. Roboto Project, Bloomfield.

412-853-0518.

SCOTTISH COUNTRY DANCING. Lessons 7-8 p.m., social dancing follows. No partner needed. Mon, 7 p.m. and Sat, 7 p.m. Grace Episcopal Church, Mt. Washington. 412-683-5670.

TUE 21 THE BRYCE MEN. A presentation about the family, their roles in the factory & their life in Mount Pleasant as a part of the Mount Pleasant Glass Museum’s Speaker Series. 7 p.m. Mount Pleasant Glass Museum.

CAPOEIRA ANGOLA. Tue, 6:30-8 p.m. Irma Freeman Center for Imagination, Garfield.

412-924-0634.

CREATE YOUR OWN SPRING TERRARIUM. Create your own spring terrarium. Greensinner will provide all the supplies.

Participants should bring their own clear glass container. Registration required. 7 p.m. Mount Lebanon Public Library, Mt. Lebanon.

412-531-1912 ext 207.

JULES DE BALINCOURT. Painter whose imagery is taken from political, social or religious contexts and endowed with a new coherence to make the most of their paradoxes. CMU Art Lecture Series. 5 p.m. Kresge Theater, CMU, Oakland. 412-268-2409.

WED 22 BEREAVEMENT SUPPORT GROUP. For Widows/Widowers over 50. Second and Fourth Wed of every month, 1-2:30 p.m.

St. Sebastian Church, Ross.

412-366-1300.

DETROIT STYLE URBAN BALLROOM DANCE. 3rd floor.

Wed, 6:30-8 p.m. Hosanna House, Wilkinsburg. 412-242-4345.

ERIC MADDOX. The former Army Intelligence Officer & the mastermind behind the capture of Saddam Hussein will tell his story. 6 p.m. Soldiers & Sailors Memorial Hall, Oakland.

724-972-4050.

GREENS & BLUES: EARTHDAY CELEBRATION. Readings, music & more w/ a “green” theme.

1:30 p.m. Hill House Kaufmann Center, Hill District. 412-392-3149.

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A GLUTEN FREE DIET. Speakers, acting capabilities. 16 - 32 bars of Q&A & refreshments. RSVP. 7 p.m. a legit musical theater ballad & 16 Mount Lebanon Public Library, - 32 bars of a classical art or opera/ Mt. Lebanon. 412-343-1802. operetta piece; head shot and INTRO TO ORGANIC resume. Auditions by appt only, GARDENING. Bob Madden, April 17 & 18, 5-10pm. Register Garden Dreams Urban Farm & online. http://frontporchpgh.com/ Nursery will discuss layout, soil audition-form. Pittsburgh Musical management, planting, watering, Theater, West End. 412-551-4027. weeding & harvesting. Call THE MENDELSSOHN CHOIR OF 412-242-3598 to reserve a spot.

PITTSBURGH. Spring auditions for 6:30 p.m. Carnegie Library, all voice parts for the 2015/2016 Homewood, Homewood. season. Volunteer singers will NATIVE AMERICANS OF THE be heard on May 11, 12 & 13.

SOUTHWEST. A photographic Professional Core singers will be tour of the Navajo, Hopi, & Zuni heard May 28, 29 & 30. For Reservations. Learn about the audition criteria & to make an customs & beliefs presented by appt, go to www.themendelssohn.

Alex J. Gladis 2 p.m. Mars Area org. Third Presbyterian Church, Public Library, Mars. 724-625-9048.

Oakland. 724-263-5259.

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Savage Love {BY DAN SAVAGE}

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The first hit is free.

Actually, so are all the others.

I consider myself a straight guy — but for the last four years, I’ve been having an affair with “Connie,” a trans girl I met online. It was just casual at first, but over time we developed a deeper personal relationship but kept it hidden. At some point, I figured out she was in love with me. I love her too, but I don’t think I am “in love” with her. Several weeks ago, I went on a couple of dates with a girl I met on Match.com. The new girl posted about our dates on Facebook; Connie saw it and was upset, and then Connie outed me to the new girl. The new girl and I weren’t dating anymore, but it still was a betrayal that Connie told her — told anyone — about our relationship and my kink. Right now, I can’t look at or speak to Connie, but her friends tell me that she is despondent.

I can’t get past my anger. I’d like to keep her as a friend, but can I trust her? She reached out to me recently, but I told her to just leave me alone.

and that caused her pain. You caused her pain.

Then you go on a couple dates with another woman — a cis woman — and it’s instantly all over Facebook. Connie was understandably upset, and not just by the fact that you were seeing someone else. All the hurt and anger that built up over the last four years — hurt at the way you treated her, anger with herself for putting up with it — overwhelmed her, and she lashed out. Connie isn’t a bad person, STUNG, she was just angry and upset.

So what do I think you should do about Connie? You should call her and apologize.

You should tell her that you treated her badly and you should tell her that, while you aren’t “in love” with her, you do love her. Then you should tell her you’re open to meeting up and talking things out.

And what does Jay think you should do going forward? “I think STUNG should try to see every woman he sleeps with as fully human, regardless of their genitals.” Follow Bailey Jay on Twitter @BaileyJayTweets.

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“Right out the gate, STUNG has to declare his heterosexuality,” said Bailey Jay, an AVN Award–winning trans porn performer, writer, prolific (and hilarious) tweeter, and co-host of The Jim Norton Show on Vice.com. “Unless he’s trying to say that trans women are men or that he’d be mortified to be mistaken for a gay person, then emphasizing ‘straight’ is unnecessary.”

Also unnecessary: that “but” after “I consider myself a straight guy.” Guys who desire and fuck women exclusively are straight, trans women are women, so no need to drop a “but” before telling us you’ve been sleeping with a woman who happens to be trans.

“The term ‘kink’ stuck out as well,” Jay added. “Sex with a trans woman can still be vanilla. I know lots of trans chicks who are a total bore in bed — so while something new can be exciting, sex with trans women is not innately kinky because of our bodies.”

Vocabulary lesson’s over, STUNG. Now the advice …

“STUNG says he feels betrayed by Connie blabbing about their relationship,” said Jay, “but it sounds less like a betrayal and more like embarrassment. The whole tone of his letter seems to imply that it’s a given that being with a trans woman is innately shameful. But take out all of the conditioned negative associations that some have with trans people, and what are you left with? At worst, we have a young lady who got jealous and acted immaturely.”

Let’s pause for a moment to think about why Connie behaved immaturely and tried to screw up your (already DOA) relationship with the new girl.

“STUNG seems to feel that it’s a given that Connie should know better than to talk openly about their relationship,” said Jay, “because trans women are an embarrassment and Connie should know enough to keep quiet.”

So you treated Connie like she was an embarrassing secret for four long years, STUNG,

I’m 26 years old and have been dating my boyfriend for a year. In the first week of dating, he disclosed his adult-baby side.

Trying to be a GGG partner, I told him I supported him and dove right in, even though I felt uncomfortable. He likes me to dress him up and let him pee while wearing diapers, and he likes to dress me up. I feel “icky” and even violated afterward — though everything has always been consensual. I want to be comfortable with it, but I’m just not there.

When I’ve expressed my discomfort, it’s made him upset and embarrassed.

Another confusing thing: My vagina always gets way wetter than usual when he puts a diaper on me. But I can’t seem to get to a place where I actually feel like I’m enjoying it. Is it fair that I feel resentful for not being given more understanding for my mixed feelings?

“HE SHOULD TRY TO SEE EVERY WOMAN HE SLEEPS WITH AS FULLY HUMAN, REGARDLESS OF THEIR GENITALS.”

ADULT DIAPERS UNDER LOVER’S TERMS

Something about being put in a diaper turns you on. But that turn-on is short-circuited by your discomfort. And if your turn-on is grounded in the sensations and/or the taboo, ADULT, you may never become comfortable with your boyfriend’s kink. Quite the opposite: The more you do it, the less surprising the sensations will come to feel, the less naughty it will feel, the less of an accidental/bank-shot turn-on diapers will become.

Being GGG doesn’t require a person to do whatever the hell their partner wants.

Remember what GGG stands for: “Good in bed, giving of pleasure and game for anything — within reason.” It’s unreasonable of your partner to ask you to continue engaging in diaper play when it leaves you feeling violated. You gave it a shot, it’s not working for you, and you have to be able to discuss your feelings — and your limits — without him playing mad and/or hurt On the Lovecast, Slate writer L.V. Anderson on why we don’t have better condoms: savagelovecast.com.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): The California Gold Rush hit its peak between 1849 and 1855. Three hundred thousand adventurers flocked to America’s West Coast in search of gold. In the early days, gold nuggets were lying around on the ground in plain sight, or relatively easy to find in gravel beds at the bottom of streams. But later prospectors had to work harder, developing methods to extract the gold from rocks that contained it. One way to detect the presence of the precious metal was through the use of nitric acid, which corroded any substance that wasn’t gold. The term “acid test” refers to that process. I bring this to your attention, Aries, because it’s a good time for you to use the metaphorical version of an acid test as you ascertain whether what you have discovered is truly golden.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20):

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22):

The time between now and your birthday will provide you with excellent opportunities to resolve lingering problems, bring drawn-out melodramas to a conclusion and clean up old messes — even the supposedly interesting ones. You want to know what else this upcoming period will be good for? I’ll tell you: 1. Surrendering controlfreak fantasies. 2. Relieving your backlog of tension. 3. Expelling delusional fears that you cling to out of habit. 4. Laughing long and hard at the cosmic jokes that have tweaked your attitude.

Will you be the difficult wizard, Virgo? Please say yes. Use your magic to summon elemental forces that will shatter the popular obstacles. Offer the tart medicine that tempers and tests as it heals. Bring us bracing revelations that provoke a fresher, sweeter order. I know it’s a lot to ask, but right now there’s no one more suited to the tasks. Only you can manage the stern grace that will keep us honest. Only you have the tough humility necessary to solve the riddles that no one else can even make sense of.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20):

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22):

In the mid-19th century, the entrance exam for the British Royal Navy was quite odd. Some candidates were required to write down the Lord’s Prayer, recite the multiplication table for the number three, get naked and jump over a chair, and drink a glass of sherry. I’m guessing that your own initiation or rite of passage may, at least initially, seem as puzzling or nonsensical as that one.

You might be hard-pressed to understand how it is pertinent to the next chapter of your life story.

And yet I suspect that you will ultimately come to the conclusion — although it may take some time — that this transition was an excellent lead-in and preparation for what’s to come.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): In 1909, Sergei Diaghilev founded the Ballets Russes, a Parisian ballet company that ultimately revolutionized the art form. The collaborative efforts he catalyzed were unprecedented. He drew on the talents of visual artists Picasso and Matisse, composers Stravinsky and Debussy, designer Coco Chanel, and playwright Jean Cocteau, teaming them up with top choreographers and dancers.

His main goal was not primarily to entertain, but rather to excite and inspire and inflame. That’s the spirit I think you’ll thrive on in the coming weeks, Cancerian. It’s not a time for nice diversions and comfy satisfactions. Go in quest of Ballets Russeslike bouts of arousal, awakening and delight.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): “Don’t ever tame your demons — always keep them on a leash.” That’s a line from a song by Irish rock musician Hozier. Does it have any meaning for you? Can your personal demons somehow prove useful to you if you keep them wild but under your control? If so, how exactly might they be useful? Could they provide you with primal energy you wouldn’t otherwise possess? Might their presence be a reminder of the fact that everyone you meet has their own demons and therefore deserves your compassion? I suspect that these are topics worthy of your consideration right now. Your relationship to your demons is ripe for transformation — possibly even a significant upgrade.

My message this week might be controversial to the Buddhists among you. But I’ve got to report the cosmic trends as I see them, right? It’s my sacred duty not to censor or sanitize the raw data. So here’s the truth as I understand it: More desire is the answer to your pressing questions.

Passionate intensity is the remedy for all wishywashy wishes and anesthetized emotions. The stronger your longing, the smarter you’ll be. So if your libido is not already surging and throbbing under its own power, I suggest you get it teased and tantalized until it does.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Karelu is a word from the Tulu language that’s spoken in South India. It refers to the marks made on human skin by clothing that’s too tight. As you know, the effect is temporary. Once the closefitting garment is removed, the imprint will eventually disappear as the skin restores its normal shape and texture. I see the coming days as being a time when you will experience a metaphorical version of karelu, Scorpio. You will shed some form of constriction, and it may take a while for you to regain your full flexibility and smoothness.

holder or checking the side-view mirror to see how you look. Do I really need to tell you this?

Aren’t you usually the zodiac’s smartest competitor? I understand that you’re trying to become more skilled at the arts of relaxation, but can’t you postpone that until after this particular race is over? Remember that there’s a difference between the bad kind of stress and the good kind. I think you actually need some of the latter.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18):

Until the early 20th century, mayonnaise was considered a luxury food, a hand-made delicacy reserved for the rich. An entrepreneur named Richard Hellman changed that. He developed an efficient system to produce and distribute the condiment at a lower cost. He put together effective advertising campaigns. The increasing availability of refrigeration helped, too, making mayonnaise a more practical food. I foresee the possibility of a comparable evolution in your own sphere, Aquarius: the transformation of a

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PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Piscean author Dr. Seuss wrote and illustrated more than 40 books for children. Midway through his career, his publisher dared him to make a new book that used no more than 50 different words. Accepting the challenge, Seuss produced Green Eggs and Ham, which went on to become the fourth best-selling Englishlanguage children’s book in history. I invite you to learn from Seuss’s efforts, Pisces. How? Take advantage of the limitations that life has given you. Be grateful for the way those limitations compel you to be efficient and precise. Use your constraints as inspiration to create a valuable addition to your life story.

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SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Georgia is not just an American state. It’s also a country that’s at the border of Western Asia and Eastern Europe. Many people who live there speak the Georgian language. They have a word, shemomedjamo, that refers to what happens when you love the taste of the food you’re eating so much that you continue to pile it in your mouth well past the time when you’re full. I’d like to use it as a metaphor for what I hope you won’t do in the coming days: get too much of a good thing. On the other hand, it’s perfectly fine to get just the right, healthy amount of a good thing.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): When you’re a driver in a car race, an essential rule in making a successful pit stop is to get back on the track as quickly as possible. Once the refueling is finished and your new tires are in place, you don’t want to be cleaning out your cup-

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