tinder bio emotionally unavailable twenty-something seeking fun-loving person interested in hiking, bottomless mimosas at brunch, and being judged by my friends in the group text until i decide if i like you my bio is two truths and a lie format— i hate hiking, am allergic to orange juice, and mute group chats with the zeal of a librarian hushing school kids, and all this will come out on the second date we could be meeting in a dingy bar tonight i could be escaping to the bathroom halfway through the first drink to call a friend and fake an emergency but we are both on tinder instead stuck in a mindless k-hole of meaningless swipes right and left
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