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Meet the Next Mr. Gay America

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JaredLance works in dentistry by day and by night he is a stage actor, most notably at Atlanta’s Out Front Theatre. He is also the reigning Mr. Gay Southern America, and at the beginning of October, he will be competing for a new title – the 40th Mr. Gay America – a national pageant system involving 18 candidates from all over the country. David caught up with JaredLance as he was preparing to snatch yet another title.

First, congratulations on your giving up all of my secrets, I have taken it Mr. Gay Southern America upon myself to reach out to many of the win! Tell us a little about former Mr. Gay Americas to see what they the process and journey of expect from a contestant—everything from winning that title. creativity in presentation to how to market Thank you! It means a myself. My promoter Monica has been lot to me. My process awarded Promoter of the Year for the Mr./ and journey were a Miss divisions, and for good reason: she little unorthodox from knows what looks good. That goes to also others. I found the venturing out and connecting with veterans Gay Southern of this industry. I have wanted to educate preliminary from myself on every aspect of this system and a Google search. pageantry, so I have made it a mission to Winning the title go to the people who know what they are wasn’t easy either. talking about.

I was up against someone who That’s a lot of work and dedication! Why competed at Mr. Gay do you do it?

America the previous You’re right. It’s a lot of work and dedication. year as the reigning Every free moment I have is invested into Mr. Gay Missouri. So, this pageant through education or planning someone who knew every detail. The payoff, for me, is making the ropes against something out of nothing. I am technically someone who didn’t, but a nobody in the pageant world, but for me that didn’t discourage to come into this industry having never me. I had the advice competed before and truly believe I can win from the reigning Mr. the whole thing on my first attempt? It’s bold, Gay America, KC but I have enough confidence (and a healthy Sunshine, and my dose of delusion) in myself and my team promoter, Monica that I can win it all and make my mark in the Mitchells, throughout my entire prep process. system and beyond.

Those two pushed me in a way that I needed so I could ultimately win the title of Mr. Gay What is the most unexpected t h i n g Southern America. that you have learned by competing?

Up next, you are competing for Mr. Gay I think it’s the sense of America. Please tell us more about that community. I have always title. had a strong bond with our Mr. Gay America is our country’s longest- LGBTQ+ community and running male pageant! Starting in 1983, my theatre community, Ron East was the first Mr. Gay All-American but now I have (the title at the time). The Mr. Gay America found community in system had a brief hiatus from 2009-2017, pageantry. Yes, it’s but since 2017, we have had a new brother a competition at the inducted each year, with the exception of end of the day, but 2020 due to the pandemic. Mr. Gay America the brotherhood I is all about the excellence that a gentleman have found in the brings to the system as the face and the head Gay America system administrator. The pillars of excellence are is something I didn’t as follows: Integrity, loyalty, honor, optimism, know I needed until I and pride. Mr. Gay America must have all got it. I’m competing of these to be the Symbol of Excellence against 18 other expected of him on and off the stage. gentlemen, but they are my brothers, How do you prepare for a competition and I have a special like that? connection with A lot of iced coffee! No, but seriously, without them that no one

else will understand except pageantry. So this win will mean a lot to me, them, and that’s really yes, but this win is for my mom more than important to me. anything.

So the competition is You’re busy competing, but where can coming up soon. people find you? And will you be in In fact, you’ll be Atlanta for Pride? competing on Please keep up with me online! My October 4-5! Instagram is @ItCouldOnlyBeJared. And How can people yes! I will be in Atlanta for Pride! You can support you so catch me in the parade as a certain Ken you snatch that Doll in a car with my Royal Wife, Miss Gay crown?

Southern America, DeVida! I will also be at Fun Fact! I the David Magazine booth after the parade, don’t even win a meeting festivalgoers, taking pictures, and crown, but I do signing posters (hopefully) as your next Mr. win a gorgeous Gay America! medallion.

People can Anything you’d like to add? support me I’m thankful to all my sponsors, especially by liking the David Magazine, for being one of my top F a c e b o o k two sponsors alongside Out Front Theatre pages “Mr. Gay Company. I also wouldn’t have pursued this America” & “Mr. entire thing if I didn’t have the support from Gay Southern my husband, Dorian. He is my rock and the America.” There glue to my sanity. There is no one I would will be updates want more by my side. Plus, The First Gay given in real- Gent has a nice ring to it! time during the pageant and contestants on those Facebook pages. Another way is that if people feel inspired to support financially, they could donate any dollar amount to my Venmo or CashApp – both under “JLHuston.”

Financial donations have been used for expenses and will be used for lastminute costs before and at the pageant.

I am so thankful for every dollar donated, which has been used to ensure I present the winning package at Mr. Gay America!

What would a win mean to you?

You know, there are so many layers to what this win will mean, but above the title and making history being the 40th Mr. Gay America, I would be making my mother and my family proud. My mother unexpectedly passed away in early 2022, and her passing really wrecked me. After a year passed and some good therapy, I knew I wanted to make her proud of the son she raised me to be.

She supported me in every way imaginable, leading me to theatre and, ultimately,

Pink’s Other Brave Act: Modern Pro-Queer Protest Singer

By Chris Azzopardi Photos: Christopher Schwegler.

I watched in gasping awe on Aug. 16 as Pink spun Mr. President,” a joint effort with the Indigo Girls. through the cool Detroit air, a soaring trapeze artist The song, where she called out those opposing with a soaring voice to match. Take, for instance, same-sex marriage, was coincidentally released the way she zipped to all corners of Comerica the same year the Chicks released “Not Ready Park during her Summer Carnival Tour, her first- to Make Nice,” a song the country trio directed at ever stadium show in Detroit, while somehow still those who blackballed them after speaking their singing her playfully cocky hit “So What” against mind about then-President George W. Bush. Pink the city’s skyline. That acrobatic entrance alone didn’t let what happened to the Chicks stop her, definitely earned her the glass of wine and bubble however. In Pink’s song, she blasted Bush with bath she took shortly afterwards, according to her her signature no-bullshit approach. I was already post-show Instagram post. paying close attention to her as a fan of her music and a teenage misfit myself, but it was that show of Twenty-plus years into an enduring career built direct allyship, a gesture she made as a relatively on reinvention — something to admire, especially new artist at what seemed like peak fame, that when you consider Pink’s underdog status in the gave me newfound respect for her. era of Britney and Christina — the singer-acrobat Years later, she’s still peaking. And her platform has become known for this circus act. It wasn’t has changed — it is, fortunately, even bigger now. until her second album that she dropped the R&B It is stadiums in Nashville, Cincinnati, Omaha — all persona that defined her 2000 debut “Can’t Take places where anti-LGBTQ+ legislation has passed Me Home” and went full on pop-rock. Though in the last year — and Detroit, where I realized no her path seemed clearer based on that album’s one seems to be talking about the other gusty part success, its followup in 2003, “Try This,” was a of her Summer Carnival Tour. commercial flop. During that time, when she first made being a misfit look cool, who could have No, she’s not swinging from the top of a stadium, predicted that it would be Pink selling out stadiums but Laura Ann Carleton, a mother of nine, was across the country in 2023? Not to mention, fatally shot in California recently, allegedly killed by breaking a Comerica Park record — her sellout a 22-year-old because of the Pride flag she proudly crowd of 45,000-plus is now the biggest reserved- put in her store window. In 2023, it’s dangerous to seat attendance in the ballpark’s 23-year history, even be an LGBTQ+ ally. So as I watched a soldbesting acts such as the Rolling Stones, Billy Joel out crowd of 45,000 people, surely some of them and Elton John.

Trump supporters and others who may be oblivious to the threat of simply being LGBTQ+ or even an The first time I saw Pink was in Detroit at the ally right now, I was also seeing Pink the pro-queer State Theatre in 2002 for the Party Tour. There advocate — someone who has not backed down were no “holy shit, she’s flying” moments; she from the fight for equality, even as she commands was on foot the whole time. Still I knew she had her most massive audiences yet. something even more daring than a circus act to give this fickle world — that’s real talk, no matter At Comerica Park that night, any anti-queer the consequences. fans had to confront the reality of pervasive homophobia and racism in our country, not to A few years later, in 2006, Pink released “Dear mention the overturning of Roe v. Wade and gun

violence. The flying was a thrill to watch, but these Pink is onto something by marrying the wide days it seemingly takes even more guts to stand appeal of a carnival act with her more polarizing up for basic human rights. Pink did just that several political views — through the art of flying, she’s times during her show in Detroit, performing her made it impossible for anyone to look away. politically charged protest song “Irrelevant,” written and released last year. On giant screens were protest images from #MeToo, Pride and Black Lives Matter marches, many of which appear in the song’s music video. One said “Queer solidarity.”

Many of the clips shown had rainbow flags, the same cheerful, defiant imagery that got Carleton killed.

I looked around plenty at the show to understand the crowd, and I couldn’t come up with many examples of pop performers who appeal to such a broad spectrum of people like Pink does, from gay men to lesbians to some sloppy-drunk small-town suburban moms and their husbands — the same ones who don’t think trans people should be able to pee wherever they choose. Well, not only did they get Pink’s 2017 anthem “What About Us,” a message to Trump on how to be a president for Chris Azzopardi is the Editorial Director of Pride all people, but those husbands also got Brandi Source Media Group and Q Syndicate, the Carlile, an out lesbian and multi-Grammy winner national LGBTQ+ wire service. He has interviewed who is also an unapologetically vocal LGBTQ+ a multitude of superstars, including Cher, Meryl activist.

Streep, Mariah Carey and Beyoncé. His work has also appeared in The New York Times, Vanity I love this circus act because only Pink can do Fair, GQ and Billboard. Reach him via Twitter @ it, I have never seen anything like it in the pop chrisazzopardi. music world, and it gets people who might not otherwise listen to how minority communities are hurting to perk up their ears. But also,

Uniting for a Cause AIDS Walk Atlanta and 5K Run & Music Festival

The AIDS Walk Atlanta and 5K Run & Music Festival is more than just a walk—it’s a powerful community-driven event that brings people together and inspires change. In a world where the fight against HIV and AIDS remains ongoing, this event stands as a beacon of hope and solidarity.

Taking a step towards making a real difference in the battle against HIV and AIDS has never been easier or more meaningful. Lace up your shoes, rally your friends, and be a part of something that truly matters. Whether you walk, run, or simply show your support, every effort counts in the pursuit of a world without HIV/AIDS. The AIDS Walk Atlanta and 5K Run & Music Festival has set an ambitious goal for itself: to raise $1,000,000 in support of vital HIV prevention, treatment, and support services. This goal reflects the urgency of the cause and the dedication of the organizers and participants alike.

As of now, the campaign has already achieved significant progress, with $358,183 raised. This remarkable achievement speaks to the commitment and generosity of the community that comes together each year to support this crucial cause.

The funds raised during the AIDS Walk Atlanta and 5K Run & Music Festival make a tangible impact on the lives of those affected by HIV/AIDS. They support education initiatives, provide access to essential healthcare services, and contribute to ongoing research efforts to combat the virus.

Beyond the numbers and the dollars raised, this event symbolizes unity, compassion, and resilience. It serves as a reminder that when communities come together, they can drive meaningful change and create a brighter future for all.

So, whether you’re a seasoned runner, a casual walker, or a passionate advocate, the AIDS Walk Atlanta and 5K Run & Music Festival welcomes you to join the fight. Every step taken and every dollar contributed brings us one step closer to a world free of HIV/ AIDS. Together, we can make a real difference and bring hope to countless lives affected by this global health challenge.

To attend the AIDS Walk Atlanta and 5K Run & Music Festival, mark your calendars for Saturday, September 23, 2023. The event kicks off at 9:00 AM when the site opens, followed by the opening program at 10:00 AM. The 5K run/walk starts at 11:00 AM, and you can groove to the beats of DJ Sed the Saint and live performances by Mýa and Ashanti throughout the day. Don’t forget your camera or phone to capture the moments, and be sure to tag your social media posts with #AWA5K and #AWA2023.

The event takes place at The Meadow in Piedmont Park, and you can find parking, walking, and MARTA directions on the event website. For convenience, consider public transportation or street parking in the area.

If you’re already registered for the 5K walk or run, your spot at the Music Festival is secured. After the 5K, head over to the concert area and enjoy the show. Music Festival tickets are available at the door for a suggested donation of $25. Just fill out a simple form with your contact information, make your donation, and you’ll be registered and ready to immerse yourself in the music. Your participation supports a vital cause in the fight against HIV and AIDS. Thank you for being a part of this impactful event!

Embracing Diversity and Culture National Hispanic Heritage Month is an annual celebration that takes place from September 15 to October 15 in the United States.

During this time, the rich and diverse cultures, histories, and contributions of Hispanic and Latinx Americans are commemorated and celebrated. In this article, we will explore the significance of National Hispanic Heritage Month, delve into this year’s theme, and explain why this cultural event is crucial for promoting understanding and unity.

This Year’s Theme This year, National Hispanic Heritage Month celebrates the theme “Latinos: Driving Prosperity, Power, and Progress in America.”

This theme acknowledges the manifold contributions of Hispanic and Latinx Americans to the nation’s

prosperity, their growing influence in positions of power, and their pivotal role in propelling progress across the country.

“Latinos: Driving Prosperity, Power, and Progress in America” inspires introspection into the significant ancestral roots of Hispanic and Latinx communities, recognizing the enduring impact of these roots on their contemporary lives and experiences. It also fosters a broader conversation about the incredible diversity and unwavering resilience of these communities within the United States.

Why September 15th to October 15th?

National Hispanic Heritage Month’s dates are symbolic and rooted in the anniversaries of independence for

several Latin American countries.

On September 15, five Central American nations—Costa Rica, El Salvador, Guatemala, Honduras, and Nicaragua—declared their independence from Spanish colonial rule in 1821. Following closely, Mexico celebrates its independence on September 16, and Chile on September 18th. Additionally, Belize observes its Independence Day on September 21. This collective historical significance serves as a foundation for a month-long celebration of Hispanic and Latinx heritage.

These dates also acknowledge the deep and lasting impact of Hispanic and Latinx communities on the United States, highlighting their contributions to the nation’s culture, economy, and society.

Why It Is Important National Hispanic Heritage Month holds significant importance for several reasons: Celebrating Diversity: Hispanic and Latinx communities in the United States represent a broad spectrum of cultures, backgrounds, and traditions. This month provides a platform to showcase this diversity, fostering greater appreciation and respect for these communities.

Recognizing Contributions: Hispanic and Latinx Americans have made substantial contributions to every facet of American society, from art and literature to science, business,

politics, and sports. Celebrating this heritage acknowledges and honors these vital contributions.

Cultural Preservation: National Hispanic Heritage Month encourages the preservation and promotion of Hispanic and Latinx cultural traditions, languages, and customs. It ensures that these aspects of identity are passed down to future generations.

Raising Awareness: The month offers an opportunity to raise awareness about the unique challenges and issues faced by Hispanic and Latinx communities, including topics like immigration, healthcare, education, and representation.

Promoting Unity: By celebrating the shared heritage and experiences of Hispanic and Latinx Americans, the month fosters unity among all Americans and promotes the importance of diversity and inclusion.

Educational Opportunities: National Hispanic Heritage Month presents educational opportunities for people of all backgrounds to learn about Hispanic and Latinx history, culture, and contributions. Schools, universities, libraries, and cultural organizations often host events and activities to facilitate learning and dialogue.

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