Chilgoza supremacy
Complex math
It was so easy when the dollar traded at 100 against the rupee. All you had to do was add 2 zeros. Now you’ve got to do a whole lot of math to know how expensive your splurge at Sephora is going to be, or how expensive everything good in life actually is.
Parents’ word is law
There is literally so much out there that you can criticize Muzzamil for. His Farooq Sattar-esque justifications for policies, the shoddy economics he throws around from time to time, and his price comparison strategies. However, eating pine nuts on tv may be one of his saner tv appearances. However, not a pretty sight seeing him try to open a pine nut in his mouth. We stand by his right to eat on tv the same way we stand with the right to drink healthy apple juice on tv.
Change the guy
Don’t you just love it when the government tries to act like your mom telling you that you don’t need Cheetos and doritos because they’re insanely expensive?
Cyber risks
Cyber security in Pakistan is a joke. Just stay safe kids.
If you can’t change the guy, change the guy. This is something I’ve heard my frustratingly single friends say while giving relationship advice. It’s funny though, I feel someone has given it to Imran Khan too because how can you change a finance secretary this often? Do you have commitment phobia? Also one would expect the finance ministry to be the most important in terms of long term stability.
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