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›› THAT TV GUY FRIDAY, MARCH 25 Confessions: Animal Hoarding This woman keeps pit bulls and goats. That’s either a dangerous situation or the premise for the next Pixar movie. Animal Planet. 7pm. Ghostly Lovers Apparently there is a word for sex with ghosts: spectrophilia. If you think you’re experiencing spectrophilia, it’s probably time for couples counseling. Travel Channel. 9pm. RuPaul’s Drag Race The drag queens work up a message for the troops. That means gay people supporting the troops. This is the kind of thing that melts Newt Gingrich’s brain. LOGO.10pm.

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TUESDAY, MARCH 29 The Biggest Loser The contestants compete in an Easter egg hunt.The winner will be the one who finds the most eggs. And eats the fewest. NBC.8pm. Body of Proof Yet another show about a medical examiner. This time it’s a gifted brain surgeon SATURDAY, MARCH 26 ‘So shines a good deed in a weary world,’ who’s solving crimes Scream of the Banshee through autopsies. It Lauren Holly has had three Wednesday at 6. turns out it’s not brain surgery. It’s just really different network prime-time series. Now gross. ABC. 10pm. she’s on this. Maybe“Scream of the Bill CollecBe Good Johnny Weir Remember when torâ€?is a better title. (2011) SyFy.7pm. people were actually arguing whether a male Trading Places A couple of wealthy eccenfigure skater who owned two Chihuahuas trics stage a social experiment in which an was gay? LOGO.9:30pm. ambitious stockbroker and a con man trade Three Sheets A travel show about cocktails lifestyles.We’re still trying to figure out how reminds us that it’s not alcoholism if you’re on a con man and a stockbroker are different in vacation. It’s“immersingâ€?yourself in the local the first place. (1985) VH1.9pm. culture. Spike TV.10:30pm. More Sex in the Civil War This is the Ken Burns DVD they keep behind the curtain at the video store. History Channel.9pm. WEDNESDAY, MARCH 30 Chocolate Factory Face Off They are showing 1971’s Willy Wonka and the Chocolate SUNDAY, MARCH 27 CarFactory, right before Johnny pool Showdown Bay Area Depp’s Charlie and the Chococarpoolers compete for prizlate Factory from 2005.The es, the biggest prize being second film is followed by a who gets to choose the radio family fight over which one is station. KOFY TV 20.7pm. better. ABC Family.6pm. Chronicles of Narnia: Prince X-Files: I Want To Believe Caspian When the Pevensie Released six years after the kids step through the wardseries went off the air and robe and return to Narnia, 10 years after the first film, a they discover that 1,300 years better title would have been have passed and an evil king “X-Files: I Want To Care, I Just has exiled all of the magiStarved for attention, Wednesday at 9. Can’t.â€?(2008) FX.7:30pm. cal creatures. Most of them The Inside Story: Silence of the Lambs It’s moved to Bolinas. (2008) SyFy.7pm. been 20 years since this movie. Hannibal Deadliest Warrior Tonight, it’s the CIA vs. the Lecter has already has shown up in a halfKGB.We used to think that the CIA won, but dozen more films. It can’t be long before then we found out how much oil there is in he’s a Happy Meal toy. It’s time to move on. Russia. Spike TV.7pm. Lifetime. 9pm. MONDAY, MARCH 28 Encounters at the THURSDAY, MARCH 31 Cape Fear An End of the World Werner Herzog filmed insane ex-convict stalks his former defense this documentary chronicling life at Antattorney’s family, getting injured in more arctica’s McMurdo Station where 1,000 and more elaborate ways until the last scene people live in utter isolation in months when a large cartoon rock falls on him and of darkness and frigid cold. It’s like being the roadrunner gets away. (1991) AMC.5pm. married but with fewer cable channels. Taxidermy USA It’s a reality show about fam(2007) Sundance Channel. 6:45pm. Monsters and Mysteries in Alaska We think ilies in the taxidermy business. It’s official.They we know who the monster is and the mys- are out of ideas. Discovery Channel.10pm.< tery is how she ever got elected. Discovery Critique That TV Guy at letters@paciďŹ csun.com. Channel. 8pm. The Suite Life Movie Zack and Cody are enrolled in a strange scientific experiment Turn on more TV Guy at on twins that allows them to share each ›› paciďŹ csun.com other’s emotions and physical sensations.

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