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GENO’S TOP 10 NFL PREDICTIONS Football season will be here before you know it, kids. Thankfully, we caught up with Delaware native and funny guy Geno Bisconte between comedy shows in New York City, where he now lives. So from the mouth that gets louder as the night gets longer, here are 10 bold predictions that will help guide you through that water cooler chatter until the return of Geno’s Picks online.
1) Chip Kelly hasn’t named the new starting Eagles QB yet because it’s not his call. The better the offensive line plays as a unit, the more likely the Eagles will be able to use pocket passer Nick Foles. So you can chirp at Chip Kelly for a decision all you want, but the fact is – just like last year when Andy Reid was head coach – the Eagles QB position is going to be decided by men weighing about 1000 pounds.
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2) Tony Romo deserves better. Bill Callahan hasn’t been in football in over a decade and now he’ll run the Dallas offense? Maybe they should have dug up Shakespeare, because neither one has written any new plays in well over 10 years.
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3) The Seahawks win the NFC West as long as Russell Wilson stays healthy . . . The backups in Seattle are now uber-washouts Brady Quinn and Tavaris Jackson. Much like Reggie Jackson, Tavaris should also be called Mr. October because that’s the month people most likely will be screaming for him to leave the stadium. 4) …and the Brady Quinn experiment has officially failed. The guy couldn’t get ahead of Tim Tebow in Denver and before that he was the forgotten man for three seasons in Cleveland. I’m not saying he was buried on the Browns’ depth chart, but the only people in Cleveland who saw less daylight than Quinn from 2007 to 2009 were the three women in Ariel Castro’s basement. 5) Colin Kaepernick’s attitude is going to be a problem. You know who would never be caught in another team’s headgear? Joe Flacco. But then again, unlike Colin’s 49er hat, Flacco’s says “Super Bowl Champions” on it. You won’t find those words anywhere on Kaepernick’s hat or body, which is covered in more meaningless ink than Kim Kardashian’s marriage license.
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