2017 2 sep oct nov dec jan feb 2018 menu set up

CODING ON VARIOUS MENU ITEMS TO HELP GUESTS MAKE DINING CHOICES: GF=gluten free VEGN=vegan VEGT=vegetarian

Soup handcrafted soups are served with gluten-free multi-grain crackers or appropriate chips Cup $4.49 Bowl $5.99

*** to make soup a complete meal, add fresh fruit, side of the day, or a side salad for an additional $2.49 *** to substitute a cup of soup for the side with a sandwich, add an additional $2.49 or $3.79 (farm soup)

 Funky Beginnings CHEDDAR ARTICHOKE DIP WITH SPINACH

cheddar & cream cheeses are mixed with chopped artichoke hearts & spinach; served warm with choice of tortilla chips or vegetable crudité GF/VEGT $4.99

Salads all salads are served with appropriate crackers or chips & a mini cookie Dressing Choices: House Pesto, FAC Maple Balsamic, Bleu Cheese, Raspberry Vinaigrette, Country Fresh Buttermilk, Fat-Free Herb, Creamy Garlic Caesar, Sriracha Ranch & Honey Mustard

Extra dressing charge: 50 cents

NEW MEXICAN PUMPKIN ‘BURGER’ SALAD For our guests who love the pumpkin burger but not the bun: mixed greens are topped with a pumpkin burger & avocado slices; sided with tomatoes & dressing of choice VEGT $8.99

F.A.C. FAMOUS GRILLED SALMON

our signature dish... salmon grilled our way, finished with maple-soy lacquer, served on mixed greens with fresh cucumber slices, & sided with dill-sour cream sauce GF $12.99

CORNUCOPIA

red quinoa is tossed with dried cranberries, green onions, & diced dried apricots then served atop mixed greens & finished with avocado & toasted almonds; sided with lemon cumin dressing GF/VEGN/VGT $8.99 *add roasted chicken breast for add’l $2.99, small salmon portion for add’l $5.29, or large salmon portion for add’l $8.99

NOT YOUR USUAL CRAB CAKE SALAD

fresh spinach is topped with chopped ‘slaw’ (cabbage, carrots, peach bits, & corn) & crowned with two crab cakes & sided with a tart sweet n’ sour lemon dressing… a delicious departure from usual crab cake fare… real crab here, no imitation $11.99

FLENNIKEN’S CREATION

mixed greens ringed with mandarin oranges, topped with chicken salad, bleu cheese, & pecans; side with choice of dressing & you’ve got something delicious… GF $9.49 without chicken salad GF/VEGT $7.29 with roasted chicken breast instead of chicken salad GF $9.99

SOUND OF MUSIC II

two warm goat cheese cakes are served atop a mountain of fresh spinach with dried cranberries, red onion slivers, & toasted pecans; dressed with Black Forest maple dressing... your tastebuds’ll be alive with the taste of this one ... VEGT $9.99 *add roasted chicken breast for add’l $2.99, small salmon portion for add’l $5.29, or large salmon portion for add’l $8.99

FIRST LADY’S COUSIN

a close relative of former First Lady Barbara Bush’s FAC menu choice: an avocado half filled with lemon tarragon chicken salad; presented on mixed greens, sided with fresh fruit & choice of dressing GF $9.99

F.A.C. CHICKEN SALAD WITH FRUIT our specialty: homemade all-white meat chicken salad mixed with a sprinkling of pecans, green onions, & mayo; served on mixed greens & sided with fresh fruit & dressing choice GF $8.99

PEACHES IN PIG SPINACH SALAD

baby spinach topped with roasted bacon-wrapped peach slices, red onion slivers, pecans, chopped egg, & feta cheese; presented with green onion vinaigrette GF $9.99 *add roasted chicken breast for add’l $2.99, small salmon portion for add’l $5.29, or large salmon portion for add’l $8.99

BOUNTIFUL

mixed greens are topped with Israeli couscous, raisins, chickpeas, almonds, feta, red onion & tomatoes; sided with cucumber slices; presented with garlic lemon dressing VEGT $9.99 *add roasted chicken breast for add’l $2.99, small salmon portion for add’l $5.29, or large salmon portion for add’l $8.99

THE ALAMO

shredded roast beef, monterrey jack, red onion slivers, tomatoes, & avocado top mixed greens; finished with crushed tortilla chips & served with poblano dressing GF $9.99

Sandwiches & Wraps all sandwiches are served with side of the day, fresh fruit or kettle-style potato chips... choice of sandwich bread: wheatberry or white, unless otherwise specified; a honey whole wheat tortilla is used for wraps

THAI ONE ON

A honey wheat wrap is dressed with red curry mayonnaise then filled with sliced smoked turkey, shredded carrot, fresh basil, apple, & mixed greens; sided with peanut dipping sauce… this’ll Thai up your tastebuds! $8.99

GOOD OL’ REUBEN

a traditional Reuben, made with true deli corned beef, swiss, & fresh sauerkraut, with 1000 island dressing on rye bread; served with a kosher pickle spear, of course $8.99

NEW MEXICAN PUMPKIN BURGER

a different kind of “burger”: pumpkin, wild rice, corn, jalapeno, cilantro, & jack cheese; served on a whole wheat bun with chipotle sour cream spread, avocado, lettuce & tomato... scrumptious & good for you... VEGT $8.99

‘BETTER THAN A BURGER’ ROAST BEEF

warm slow-cooked shredded roast beef is served on a whole wheat bun spread with bleu cheese basil mayo & finished with red onion, lettuce & tomato $8.99

POWERHOUSE

A honey wheat wrap is spread with lemon parmesan artichoke spread then filled with shredded kale, tomatoes, shredded carrots, quinoa, red onion, roasted mushrooms, corn, & sunflower seeds… a true power lunch VEGT $8.99

GROWN UP GRILLED CHEESE

cream cheese & cheddar cheese are mixed with sautéed red onion & fresh garlic then topped with apple slices & grilled… a delicious new way to eat cheese & fruit VEGT $8.49 *for the ultimate grilled cheese experience, add bacon for an additional $1.99

BETCH’LL LOVE THIS WRAP

strips of Bacon, slices of avocado, Lettuce, fresh Tomato & swiss cheese are dressed with FAC Southwest Ranch Dressing in a honey wheat wrap... a BLT like no other... $8.99

UPTOWN HAM & CHEESE

lean fire-braised ham & cheddar are served on choice of bread dressed with savory cranberry mustard & mayonnaise; finished with lettuce… a great ham & cheese sandwich $8.99

THE BIG EASY PULLED PORK lean pork is slow-simmered with bacon, onions, bell & jalapeno peppers, celery & garlic; served on a bun with sweet n’ sour slaw… take a bite & you’re on Basin St. $8.99

Halfsies & Wholesies FAC CHICKEN SALAD

An FAC specialty: diced chicken breast, green onion, celery, & a smattering of pecans, lightly dressed with mayo… served on bread of choice with lettuce & tomato & additional mayo…

Whole $8.99 Half $6.49

HOMEMADE PIMIENTO CHEESE

made with cheddar cheese, green onion, & diced pimientos, lightly dressed with mayo… served on bread of choice with lettuce & tomato & additional mayo… VEGT Whole $7.99 Half $5.49

 Warm & Wonderful Things SANTA FE QUICHE

monterrey jack, green chilies, corn, sweet bell pepper, red onion, & cilantro are baked in a smooth spiced custard; served with a side salad & choice of dressing VEGT $9.99

CHICKEN & SPINACH ENCHILADA PIE

layers of chicken, tortillas, & creamy spinach sour cream sauce, topped with monterrey jack, make this an FAC favorite; served with a side salad & choice of dressing GF $8.99

PUEBLA GRITS WITH CHICKEN

diced chicken breast & mild chilies are stirred into creamy cheese grits that are topped with more cheese then baked; served with a side salad & choice of dressing GF $9.99

BACON DOUBLE CHEESE MEATLOAF

lean ground beef, bacon, cheddar & pepper jack cheese make this meatloaf one of the best… served with mashed potatoes & side salad… knee-slappin’ good $9.99

MARDI GRAS POT PIE

diced chicken breast, locally-made sausage plus the N’Awlins Trinity with tomatoes & spices make this pot pie a winner; topped with hushpuppy crust; served with side salad & choice of dressing $9.99

 Going Local & Organic LOCAL/ORGANIC CHEF’S CHOICE ENTRÉE

an entrée made with organic & locally produced ingredients

$13.99-$14.99

LOCAL/ORGANIC SOUP DU JOUR soups are made with organic & locally produced ingredients Cup $5.99 Bowl $7.99

Remember:

There’s always room for Dessert... Ask your server about FAC Handcrafted Desserts

Specialty Italian Sodas Italian Sodas can be made using a single flavor also (strawberry, cherry, lemon, etc.)

Pink Flamingo strawberry/apple/lemon/banana Strawberry Lime Twist Very Berry raspberry/blackberry Raspberry Daisy raspberry/lemon Strawberry Daisy strawberry/lemon Create an Italian Cream Soda by requesting cream to be added to an Italian Soda

Italian Soda 

$3.25

Italian Cream Soda

$3.50

Other Cold Beverages Organic Lemonade Coke Diet Coke Sprite Dr. Pepper Diet Dr. Pepper Sparkling San Pellagrino Fresh-brewed Iced Tea, regular & flavored

Boots Beverages Dewberry Soda

(made in Bellville, Texas, with pure cane sugar)

Sarsaparilla Root Beer

Dublin Bottling Works Cherry Limeade Soda 

Orange Dromsicle Soda

(made in Dublin, Texas, with pure cane sugar)

Vanilla Cream Soda

Grape Soda

From the Coffee Bar

drinks can be made with half n’ half, skim, soy, or almond milk. All hot drinks can also be iced.

There is an additional $ .75 charge for soy & almond milk

Espresso Single $1.75 Double $2.25 Cappuccino Single $2.75 Double $3.75 Flavored Cappuccino Single $3.25 Double $4.25 Latte Single $3.50 Double $5.00 Mocha/Flavored Latte Single $3.95 Double $5.50 Traditional Hot Cocoa 12 oz $2.50 16 oz. $3.25 Gourmet Hot Cocoa 12 oz $3.00 16 oz. $3.75 North Pole made with peppermint syrup Peanut Butter Cup made with real peanut butter Cocoa Chambois made with raspberry syrup Candied Cocoa made with caramel & hazelnut syrups Cocoa Olé made with ground cinnamon Cherry-covered Chocolate made with cherry syrup cocoas are made with ground sweet chocolate, choice of milk, & topped with whipped cream

Mocha Frappe Freeze Coffee Toffee Freeze

16 oz. $4.00 16 oz. $4.50

20 oz.

20 oz.

$4.50 $5.00

Cafe Reservations Reservations for lunch can be made for parties of 8 or less. Due to the limited seating capacity of the Cafe, reservations cannot be taken for larger parties. Reservations can only be held for 15 minutes past the requested time. After that time, the reservation will be released. NO EXCEPTIONS. Incomplete parties cannot hold the table past the 15 minute allotted window for a reservation. Therefore, we ask those making reservations to plan their day accordingly to allow for prompt arrival at the Cafe.

Reservation time can be changed up until the Café opens for business the day of the reservation, but not after the Café has opened. No exceptions. Thank you for your understanding.

To better serve you & other guests, no separate checks for parties of 6 or more.

A 18% gratuity will automatically be added to these checks. **Extra plate charge: 75 cents** Thank you for choosing Funky Art Cafe as your dining destination. We hope to see you again soon. Let Funky Art Cafe & Catering / Adams 205 cater your next special event.

Contact us at 979.836.5220 or through our website at funkyartcafe.com and, as always... Keep Brenham Funky

This menu is good thru February 28, 2018