The Orchard Theatre | Winter brochure 2019

AN

THEATRE

AUTUMN / WINTER 2019

highlights this season

PETER PAN STARRING

STEVE McFADDEN & ANDY FORD RIP IT UP THE 70s SOME LIKE IT HIP HOP PEPPA PIG THE BODYGUARD THE MUSICAL THE WOMAN IN BLACK BILLIONAIRE BOY BLOOD BROTHERS MILTON JONES

and much, much more

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At The Orchard Theatre we believe the excitement should start well before the house-lights go down. That’s why we’ve developed an outstanding range of food and drink options for you to enjoy when you visit!

Dine in style with freshly cooked food at our fantastic in-venue restaurant.

Or enjoy the VIP treatment with canapés, fizz and more, all served from your own reserved table in the foyer. You can even beat the queues by pre-ordering drinks and snacks before you arrive.

Make your night truly showstopping!

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Little Stars Menu means even our littlest theatregoers can enjoy a tasty meal. Available at certain performances only.

Family shows are indicated with a (children over the age of 18 months must have their own seat).

At all other shows, children under 4 will not be admitted to The Orchard Theatre.

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THE HIT BROADWAY AND WEST END SHOW

THU 5 – SAT 14 SEPTEMBER The iconic musical Priscilla Queen Of The Desert is coming to The Orchard Theatre, starring Strictly Come Dancing winner Joe McFadden.

Mark Goucher is joining forces with first time producer Jason Donovan to create a brand-new production of the much-loved hit musical Priscilla, Queen of the Desert. The show makes a perfect vehicle for Donovan to begin his life as a producer, having performed in the cast of the original West End production and two subsequent UK tours.

THU – SAT 7.30PM, WED & SAT 2.30PM TICKETS £22.50 – £44.50 PREMIERE CARD Two tickets for the price of one Thu 5, £12.50 off Mon, £7.50 off Tue CONCESSIONS £2.00 off UNDER 18s £10.00 off SCHOOLS / YOUTH GROUPS 10+ £18.00 GROUPS 6+ £2.00 off GROUPS 10+ £7.50 off GROUPS 20+ £8.50 off Includes GROUPS 40+ £9.50 off Feather Boa

Based on the Oscar-winning film, Priscilla is the hilarious adventure of three friends who hop aboard a battered old bus bound for the Outback to put on the show of a lifetime. Their epic journey is a heart-warming story of self-discovery, sassiness and acceptance.

Where applicable, fees and charges are included in the stated ticket prices.

An optional postage fee may apply.

SUSPECT EVERYONE “A TRULY ENTERTAINING CLASSIC THRILLER” The Sunday Times

“A CLASSIC AMONG MURDER THRILLERS” The Observer

“THE CLEVEREST MURDER MYSTERY OF BRITISH THEATRE” The Telegraph

AGATHA CHRISTIE’S

Starring SUSAN

PENHALIGON

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MON 16 – SAT 21 SEPTEMBER Discover why Agatha Christie’s The Mousetrap has kept people guessing for so long, becoming the longest running show of any kind in the history of theatre.

The scene is set when a group of people gathered in a country house cut off by the snow discover, to their horror, that there is a murderer in their midst. Who can it be?

One by one the suspicious characters reveal their sordid pasts until at the last, nerve-shredding moment the identity and the motive are finally revealed.

Experience shuddering suspense and a brilliantly intricate plot where murder lurks around every corner.

MON – SAT 7.30PM, WED & SAT MAT 2.30PM TICKETS £18.50 – £34.50 PREMIUM SEATS AVAILABLE PREMIERE CARD Two tickets for the price of one Mon, £8.00 off Tue & Wed CONCESSIONS £2.00 off UNDER 18s £10.00 off SCHOOLS 10+ £15.00 GROUPS 10+ £8.00 off GROUPS 20+ £9.00 off GROUPS 40+ £10.00 off SAT 21 SEPTEMBER 2.30PM SIGNED PERFORMANCE

Where applicable, fees and charges are included in the stated ticket prices. An optional postage fee may apply.

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‘FRESH, JOANNE CLIFTON

SUBVERSIVE, ESSENTIAL’ DAILY TELEGRAPH

‘STILL THE STEPHEN WEBB

SEXIEST & FUNNIEST SHOW IN TOWN’ EVENING STANDARD

PHILIP FRANKS

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MON 23 – SAT 28 SEPTEMBER Richard O’Brien’s legendary rock ‘n’ roll musical is here! Returning to The Orchard Theatre this month as part of a sell-out worldwide tour, starring Strictly Come Dancing champion Joanne Clifton as Janet, Stephen Webb as Dr Frank ‘n’ Furter and Philip Franks (Heartbeat, Darling Buds of May) as the Narrator.

Directed by Christopher Luscombe and featuring timeless classics, including Sweet Transvestite, Damn it Janet, and of course, the pelvic-thrusting Time Warp, The Rocky Horror Show is the story of two squeaky clean college kids – Brad and his fiancée Janet. When by a twist of fate, their car breaks down outside a creepy mansion whilst on their way to visit their former college professor, they meet the charismatic Dr Frank ’n’ Furter.

It’s an adventure they’ll never forget…

MON – THU 7.30PM, FRI 6PM & 9PM, SAT 5PM & 8PM TICKETS £20.00 – £45.00 PREMIUM SEATS AVAILABLE PREMIERE CARD £7.50 off Mon & Fri 6pm CONCESSIONS £2.00 off UNDER 18s £5.00 off GROUPS 10+ £7.50 off GROUPS 20+ £8.50 off GROUPS 40+ £9.50 off WED 25 SEPTEMBER 7.30PM AUDIO DESCRIBED

Where applicable, fees and charges are included in the stated ticket prices.

An optional postage fee may apply.

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MELODY LOUIS RACHEL LEE THORNTON SMITH STEVENS RYAN

SUN 15 SEPTEMBER 2.30PM & 7.30PM From the Producers of Rip it Up the 50s and 60s comes the greatest music decade ever!

Join Olympic champion Louis Smith, Rachel Stevens (S Club 7), Melody Thornton (Pussycat Dolls) and Lee Ryan (Blue) for a groovy evening of singing and dancing.

The 1970s were when icons were born and people experimented with their sound, look and entire persona. From somewhere in space landed David Bowie and Marc Bolan, the Eurovision saw the birth of ABBA, Michael Jackson went Off The Wall, Eagles were checking out of Hotel California, The Bee Gees defined a Saturday Night Fever, John Lennon Imagined… The 70s didn’t do things by halves!

TICKETS £27.00 – £44.00 PREMIERE CARD £5.00 off GROUPS 10+ £3.00 off

SUN 22 SEPTEMBER 7PM

THAT’LL BE THE DAY

Prepare for a nostalgia extravaganza as the UK’s No.1 Rock ‘n’ Roll variety production returns with the BEST OF THAT’LL BE THE DAY! This very special edition of the show presents the most popularly requested songs from the 50s, 60s, 70s and 80s, impressions and comic sketches from over 33 years of touring!

‘This show just gets better and better’ The Telegraph ‘Three hours of Music & Mayhem!’ The Express TICKETS £31.00 PREMIERE CARD £28.50 GROUPS 10+ £28.50

SUN 29 SEPTEMBER 2.30PM & 7.30PM

SIXTIES GOLD

Re-live the magic of the 1960s with five chart-topping acts, who between them scored over 50 UK hits, including I’m Into Something Good, Silhouettes, There’s A Kind Of Hush, Sorrow, I Think Of You, Wishin’ And Hopin’, Reflections Of My Life, Obla Di Obla Da, Lovin’ Things, Um Um Um Um Um, Game Of Love, Everlasting Love, Rainbow Valley, Bringing On Back The Good Times. A show not to be missed.

TICKETS £39.50 PREMIERE CARD £36.50 GROUPS 10+ £36.50

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BOOK ONLINE orchardtheatre.co.uk FRI 4 – SAT 5 OCTOBER 7.30PM A ZooNation: The Kate Prince Company and Sadler’s Wells, London Co-Production ZooNation’s smash-hit sensation Some Like it Hip Hop thrilled audiences and critics when it opened in 2011, prompting an Olivier Award nomination, five-star reviews and standing ovations with its infectious ‘wit, heart and magnificent energy’ (The Independent).

With a nod to Billy Wilder’s Some Like It Hot and Shakespeare’s Twelfth Night, it tells a comical tale of love, mistaken identity, and revolution, as two women take on a male-dominated world by disguising themselves as men.

TICKETS £15.00 – £33.00 PREMIERE CARD Two tickets for the price of one Fri, £3.00 off Sat UNDER 18s £10.00 off GROUPS 8+ £5.00 off GROUPS 10+ £8.00 off GROUPS 20+ £9.00 off GROUPS 40+ £10.00 off

MON 7 OCTOBER 7.30PM

MILOŠ

The Voice of the Guitar Firmly positioned as a leading exponent of his instrument, ‘The hottest guitarist in the world’ (Sunday Times), Miloš, continues to top record charts and delight audiences worldwide. The Voice of The Guitar is a journey through music and time, showcasing the classical guitar through the works and musicians that defined it. Miloš is joined by members of the 12 ensemble. ‘No other guitarist can match his graceful blend of personal charisma and technical finesse.’ (The Independent) TICKETS £29.50 – £39.50 PREMIERE CARD £5.00 off GROUPS 10+ £5.00 off

MON 14 OCTOBER 7.30PM

FASTLOVE

A Tribute to George Michael Back by popular demand! Get ready for an unforgettable evening with a global superstar, as he puts the Boom Boom into your heart in the all new production, Fastlove – A Tribute to George Michael. Relive the passion, the flare, and the unique sensitivity of George Michael in this incredible concert sensation.

TICKETS £31.00 PREMIERE CARD £28.00 CONCESSIONS £29.00 GROUPS 10+ £28.00

KNAPP HARRY RED OBER SUN 13 OCT PM 7.30

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LAST FEW SE

Where applicable, fees and charges are included in the stated ticket prices. An optional postage fee may apply.

THE WORLD’S MOST SUCCESSFUL ROCK & ROLL MUSICAL LIMITED NUMBER OF £19.89 TICKETS TO CELEBRATE THE SHOW’S 30TH ANNIVERSARY!

ALAN JANES PRESENTS

SEEN BY OVER 22 MILLION PEOPLE WORLDWIDE ‘IT’S THE SHOW

YOU WILL NEVER FORGET’ DAILY MAIL

RETURNS TO DARTFORD!

SEEN BY OVER 22 MILLION PEOPLE WORLDWIDE ‘AN UNASHAMED

RABBLE-ROUSING ’ FIESTA THE SUNDAY TIMES ‘IT’S STILL

BUDDY ’ BRILLIANT THE SUN Meal Deal

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2 COURSES + SHOW

TUE 8 – SAT 12 OCTOBER Now in its 30th amazing year, the sensational multi-awardwinning West End show returns to The Orchard Theatre Forget feel good, Buddy – The Buddy Holly Story is FEEL GREAT! Experience the drama, passion and excitement as a cast of phenomenally talented actors and musicians tell Buddy Holly’s story, from his meteoric rise to fame to his final legendary performance at The Surf Ballroom in Clear Lake, Iowa.

Featuring two terrific hours of the greatest songs ever written, including Oh Boy, That’ll Be The Day, Rave On, La Bamba, Chantilly Lace, Everyday, Johnny B. Goode, Raining In My Heart, Shout and many, many more, this show is just Peggy Sue-perb!

TUE – SAT 7.30PM, WED & SAT MAT 2.30PM TICKETS £27.50 – £35.50 PREMIUM SEATS AVAILABLE PREMIERE CARD Two tickets for the price of one Tue, £7.50 off Wed CONCESSIONS £2.00 off UNDER 18s £20.00 SCHOOLS/YOUTH GROUPS 10+ £12.00 GROUPS 10+ £8.00 off GROUPS 20+ £9.00 off GROUPS 40+ £10.00 off Where applicable, fees and charges are included in the stated ticket prices. An optional postage fee may apply.

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Peppa Pig © Astley Baker Davies Ltd / Entertainment One UK Ltd 2003

FRI 18 – SUN 20 OCTOBER Peppa Pig is excited to be going on a day out with George, Mummy Pig and Daddy Pig - it’s going to be her best day ever!

Get ready for a road-trip full of adventures. From castles to caves, dragons to dinosaurs and ice-creams to muddy puddles – there is something for all of the family and their friends to enjoy, including Miss Rabbit, Mr Bull, Suzy Sheep, Gerald Giraffe and more!

Prepare for the brand new Peppa Pig live show packed full of songs, games and laughter, it really is the best day ever for Peppa Pig fans!

FRI 1PM & 4PM, SAT 10AM, 1PM & 4PM, SUN 10AM, 1PM TICKETS £20.00 PREMIUM SEATS AVAILABLE UNDER 16s £2.00 off FAMILY OF FOUR TICKET £72.00 Where applicable, fees and charges are included in the stated ticket prices. An optional postage fee may apply.

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STEWART FRANCIS Into the Punset

The star of Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo and Crackerjack embarks on a brand-new show, in this, his last tour ever! See him before he heads off…Into the Punset.

‘One of the funniest comedians in the world.’

Craig Ferguson, CBS’ Late Late Show TICKETS £26.50 PREMIERE CARD £24.00 GROUPS 10+ £24.00

SUN 27 OCTOBER 7.30PM Brian Conley Presents

A WEST END CHARITY GALA

A night of comedy and performances from some of the biggest stars in London’s glittering West End. In aid of Young Minds, St Wilfrid’s Hospice and MacMillan Cancer Support. Brian Conley, ‘a legend of Stage and Screen’ (Daily Express) remains one of this country’s most loved entertainers. Join Brian and special guests in passionate support of these incredible charities.

TICKETS £24.00 – £31.00 PREMIERE CARD £8.00 off UNDER 21s £5.00 off GROUPS 10+ £8.00 off

SUN 3 NOVEMBER, 11AM & 2.30PM

MILKSHAKE! LIVE Milkshake Monkey’s Musical

Milkshake Monkey can’t wait to put on a spectacular new musical for you all! But when stage fright hits, his favourite Milkshake friends come to help, creating the most dazzling show you have ever seen!

Starring Fireman Sam, Noddy, Shimmer A & Shine, Digby Dragon, Wissper, Nella the Princess Knight and the Floogals, alongside two Milkshake Presenters, this brand-new show has plenty of laughter, audience interaction and great fun to get everyone up on their feet! It’s a family show not to be missed!

TICKETS £19.00 UNDER 16s £17.50 PREMIERE CARD £1.50 off GROUPS 10+ £1.50 off VIP £25.50 (Includes a Premium Seat, post-show Meet & Greet & activity programme)

Where applicable, fees and charges are included in the stated ticket prices. An optional postage fee may apply.

WED 23 – SAT 26 OCTOBER Footloose is the story of Ren McCormack, a teenage boy from Chicago.

He and his mother move to the small town of Bomont after his father abandons them. Ren finds himself at odds with most of the town, including the Reverend of Bomont. The Reverend has convinced the town to outlaw dancing, which Ren finds unbelievable. With the help of friends Ariel and Willard, Ren convinces the Reverend to let the teenagers dance, and in the process helps the town to heal from a tragedy that affected them all.

WED – SAT 7.30PM, SAT MAT 2.30PM TICKETS £12.00 – £23.00 PREMIUM SEATS AVAILABLE PREMIERE CARD £8.00 off on Wed CONCESSIONS £2.00 off UNDER 16s £5.00 off STUDENTS £14.00 on Thu GROUPS 10+ £5.00 off Where applicable, fees and charges are included in the stated ticket prices.

An optional postage fee may apply.

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‘A

GHOST PLAY GUARANTEED TO SEND SHIVERS DOWN YOUR SPINE’ DAILY EXPRESS 2018

SUSAN HILL’S

Thu 31 October

ADAPTED BY

STEPHEN MALLATRATT

MON 28 OCTOBER – SAT 2 NOVEMBER

FREE PRE-SHOW IMMERSIVE HALLOWEEN EXPERIENCE

A lawyer obsessed with a curse that he believes has been cast over him and his family by the spectre of a Woman in Black, engages a sceptical young actor to help him tell his terrifying story and exorcise the fear that grips his soul. It all begins innocently enough, but then, as they reach further into his darkest memories, they find themselves caught up in a world of eerie marshes and moaning winds.

MON – SAT 7.30PM, WED MAT 2PM, SAT MAT 2.30PM TICKETS £22.50 – £35.00 PREMIUM SEATS AVAILABLE PREMIERE CARD Two tickets for the price of one Mon, £8.00 off Tue & Wed CONCESSIONS £2.00 off UNDER 21s £21.00 (best available) GROUPS 10+ £8.00 off GROUPS 20+ £9.00 off Meal Deal GROUPS 40+ £10.00 off 2 COURSES SCHOOLS 10+ £15.00 + SHOW

Susan Hill’s acclaimed ghost story comes dramatically alive in Stephen Mallatratt’s ingenious stage adaptation. This gripping production, directed by Robin Herford, is a brilliantly successful study in atmosphere, illusion and controlled horror.

Where applicable, fees and charges are included in the stated ticket prices.

An optional postage fee may apply.

The West End smash-hit The Woman in Black is coming to Dartford for one week only!

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YOU WIN AGAIN

Celebrating the Music of the Bee Gees Direct from London’s West End. Prepare to experience the distinct sound of one the greatest bands to have ever graced the stage in this unforgettable concert spectacular. Join us for this breath-taking concert spectacular, taking you on a musical journey through all your favourite songs, including: Night Fever, Stayin’ Alive, How Deep Is Your Love?, Jive Talkin’, Tragedy, Islands In The Stream, Grease, If I Can’t Have You and many more! This fabulously authentic production ensures the Gibb brothers’ incredible legacy of classic hit songs is well and truly stayin’ alive!

TICKETS £31.00 PREMIERE CARD £26.00 GROUPS 10+ £26.00

TUE 5 NOVEMBER 7.30PM

RESPECT The Aretha Franklin Songbook

An amazing live concert that pays tribute to the Queen of Soul! Featuring sensational lead vocals from Cleopatra Higgins, Tanya Edwards, Stacy Francis and Cleo Stewart accompanied by a live band and gospel choir. The two-hour production directed by Racky Plews (Footloose, American Idiot) will take you on an uplifting musical journey as a powerful sermon is delivered throughout celebrating Aretha Franklin’s life and greatest hits including Think, I Say A Little Prayer, Son Of A Preacher Man and many more!

TICKETS £28.50 PREMIERE CARD £23.50 GROUPS 10+ £23.50

WED 6 NOVEMBER 7.30PM

THE SENSATIONAL 60s EXPERIENCE

10th Anniversary Tour Travel back to the sixties and experience a musical phenomenon with this festival of nostalgia. With a definite feel-good factor, the show will transport you back to that magical decade that was the 1960s. Relive childhood memories or hear the music that your parents rave about. Full of timeless classics such as Needles And Pins, Silence Is Golden, Storm In A Teacup, Hippy Hippy Shake, Little Children, and many more.

TICKETS £32.50 PREMIERE CARD £29.50 GROUPS 10+ £29.50

THU 7 NOVEMBER 7.30PM

KEVIN BLOODY WILSON

A long time ago, in a West Australian mining town called Kalgoorlie, the legend of Kevin Bloody Wilson was born. It all started innocently enough – just a guy with too much time on his hands changing the words to other people’s songs, and writing a few of his own, purely for the fun of it.

Now, don’t miss KEV in his highly anticipated return to the UK – with his brand-new Christmas album – on his global ALMOST AWESOME Tour!

TICKETS £33.50 PREMIERE CARD £31.00 GROUPS 10+ £31.00

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THE DREAMBOYS

The Dreamboys are without a shadow of a doubt the UK’s most famous and successful show of its kind in history. Their breath-taking show spectacular has been perfectly created for hen nights, birthday parties and girl’s nights out with all your friends. For the best night out, look no further than these incredible hunks. An action-packed show from, these boys will literally have you begging for more.

TICKETS £27.50 – £30.50 PREMIERE CARD £3.00 off GROUPS 10+ £3.00 off VIP PRE-SHOW MEET & GREET £40.50 (6pm – 6.45pm)

SUN 10 NOVEMBER 11AM

A TRIBUTE TO ARIANA & JOJO SIWA

The UK’s number one tributes to global superstar Ariana Grande and kids’ sensation JoJo Siwa together in the most exciting new Pop production of 2019! Ariana’s music videos have been viewed a total of more than 9 billion times online. While with 8.5 million YouTube subscribers, JoJo Siwa is THE biggest teen star of her generation. Enjoy hits including Dangerous Woman, One Last Time, Into You, Side By Side, Kid In A Candy Store, Boomerang and many more.

TICKETS £19.50 PREMIERE CARD £16.50 GROUPS 10+ £16.50

SUN 10 NOVEMBER 7.30PM

LOST VOICE GUY

Due to popular demand following a sell-out tour in spring 2019, Lee Ridley (aka Lost Voice Guy) – the first comedian ever to win Britain’s Got Talent – is back on the road and coming to a disabled parking space near you this autumn. He may not be able to talk but he definitely has something to say – and his comedy will leave you speechless.

Support comes from Britain’s Got Talent semi-finalist Jonny Awsum.

TICKETS £20.50 PREMIERE CARD £15.50 CONCESSIONS £2.00 off GROUPS 10+ £15.50

MON 2 DECEMBER 7.30PM

CAROLE The Music Of Carole King

An incredible journey through the music that defined an era, from one of the most successful and admired songwriters in the history of popular music. Featuring songs from the Carole King songbook, such as Natural Woman, One, You’ve Got A Friend and Beautiful, as well as classics from some of music’s most iconic artists and song writing partnerships such as Aretha Franklin, The Drifters, The Beatles, The Everly Brothers, and many more. This show will have you dancing in the aisles.

TICKETS £28.00 PREMIERE CARD £23.00 GROUPS 10+ £23.00

Where applicable, fees and charges are included in the stated ticket prices. An optional postage fee may apply.

★★★★★ ‘A superb theatrical production’ My Theatre Mates

★★★★★ ‘A must-see for fans of the book, and for any young child who likes animals!’

Whatsgoodtodo.co.uk

MON 11 – TUE 12 NOVEMBER Dear Zoo the timeless children’s classic book returns to the stage!

See our characters write to the Zoo. Who will be delivered? A cheeky monkey, a jumpy frog and of course a perfect puppy. Help your children learn as the book leaps onto the stage and share a magical experience as the story unfolds with child-engaging puppets, music and lots of audience interaction.

Rod Campbell’s best-selling lift the flap book has delighted generations of young readers since it was first published in 1982. And has sold more than 8 million copies world-wide. This production will delight all those who have read the book (both young and old) as it unfolds with child-engaging puppets, music and lots of audience interaction. Join us at your local theatre to see what the zoo has sent: the perfect pet – in the end!

MON 1.30PM & 4PM, TUE 10.30AM TICKETS £15.50 FAMILY OF FOUR TICKET £57.00 PREMIERE CARD £14.00 GROUPS 10+ £14.00 SCHOOLS 10+ £11.50 Where applicable, fees and charges are included in the stated ticket prices.

An optional postage fee may apply.

WED 13 – SUN 17 NOVEMBER Joe Spud is twelve years old and the richest boy in the country! He has his own sports car, two crocodiles as pets and £100,000 a week pocket money! But what Joe doesn’t have is a friend. So he decides to leave his posh school and start at the local comp. But things don’t go as planned for Joe and life becomes a rollercoaster as he tries to find what money can’t buy!

© 2010 and TM – David Walliams / HarperCollins Publishers Ltd / Tony Ross / Quentin Blake

From the award-winning West End producers of Gangsta Granny and Awful Auntie comes this amazing new production of David Walliams’ best-selling story!

‘I absolutely loved the BSC’s terrific productions of Gangsta Granny and Awful Auntie so I can’t wait to see their brand-new production of Billionaire Boy! It promises to be a brilliant show!’

DAVID WALLIAMS

WED – SAT 7PM THU & FRI 10.30AM SAT 2.30PM SUN 11AM, 3PM TICKETS £19.00 – £24.00 PREMIERE CARD Two tickets for the price of one on Wed UNDER 16s £5.00 off GROUPS 10+ £15.00 SCHOOLS 10+ £12.00 (Includes free ice cream)

Where applicable, fees and charges are included in the stated ticket prices. An optional postage fee may apply.

‘EXHILARATING...

ONE OF THE BEST MUSICALS EVER WRITTEN’ SUNDAY TIMES

BILL KENWRIGHT PRESENTS

THEIR LIVES WERE WORLDS APART...

LYN PAUL returns for her farewell tour as ‘THE DEFINITIVE MRS JOHNSTONE’ MANCHESTER EVENING NEWS

INCLUDES PREVIOUS CAST PHOTOS

...THEIR DESTINY JOINED THEM TOGETHER

THE MUSICAL FOR ALL TIME ‘A TRIUMPHANT EVENING...

UNMISSABLE AND UNBEATABLE’ THE SPECTATOR

★★★★★ ★★★★★ ‘DAZZLING’ SUNDAY TELEGRAPH

‘TERRIFIC’ SUNDAY EXPRESS

BEST

MUSICAL

‘GRITTY, GRIPPING, SUPERB’

ALL MAJOR AWA R D S

MAIL ON SUNDAY

Written by Willy Russell, the legendary Blood Brothers tells the captivating and moving tale of twins who, separated at birth, grow up on opposite sides of the tracks, only to meet again with fateful consequences.

‘The definitive Mrs Johnstone’ (Manchester Evening News) Lyn Paul returns to the iconic role for the final time. Having first played her in 1997 and on numerous tours, Lyn played Mrs Johnstone in the final West End performances at the Phoenix Theatre in 2012.

Few musicals have received quite such acclaim as the multi-awardwinning Blood Brothers. Bill Kenwright’s production surpassed 10,000 performances in London’s West End, one of only three musicals ever to achieve that milestone. It has been affectionately christened the ‘Standing Ovation Musical’, as inevitably it “brings the audience cheering to its feet and roaring its approval” (The Daily Mail). The superb score includes Bright New Day, Marilyn Monroe and the emotionally charged hit Tell Me It’s Not True.

TUE 19 – SAT 23 NOVEMBER TUE – SAT 7.30PM, WED, THU & SAT MAT 2.30PM TICKETS £25.00 – £42.00 PREMIUM SEATS AVAILABLE

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Lyrics by FRED EBB

Book by RUPERT HOLMES

Original Book and Concept by PETER STONE Additional Lyrics by JOHN KANDER & RUPERT HOLMES Directed by PAUL FOSTER

MON 25 – SAT 30 NOVEMBER It’s murder putting on a new musical – literally! Jessica Cranshaw, star of the new Broadway-bound musical Robbin Hood, has been murdered on stage on opening night! The entire cast and crew are suspects. Time to call in the local detective, Frank Cioffi, who just happens to be a huge musical theatre fan. With a nose for crime and an ear for music, Frank has his work cut out trying to find the killer whilst giving the show a lifeline.

Starring Jason Manford (The Producers, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Guys and Dolls) and Carley Stenson (Les Misérables, Legally Blonde, Shrek, Spamalot and Hollyoaks), this hilarious whodunnit is packed full of catchy songs, unforgettable characters and plot twists galore! From creators of Cabaret and Chicago, this Tony award-winning backstage murder mystery musical will have audiences laughing and guessing right to the final curtain.

MON – SAT 7.30PM, WED & SAT MAT 2.30PM TICKETS £22.00 – £45.00 PREMIUM SEATS AVAILABLE PREMIERE CARD £13.00 off Mon, £8.00 off Tue – Thu CONCESSIONS £2.00 off UNDER 18s £10.00 off GROUPS 10+ £8.00 off GROUPS 20+ £9.00 off 12+ GROUPS 40+ £10.00 off Where applicable, fees and charges are included in the stated ticket prices. An optional postage fee may apply.

Photography: Seamus Ryan

Music by JOHN KANDER

Design:

Bob King Creative

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Comedy Highlights

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SUN 1 DECEMBER 8PM

RHOD GILBERT

LAST FEW SEATS

The Book of John The multi-award-winning Welsh comedian is back, with a brand-new live show. In a seven-year break from stand-up, a lot has happened to Rhod.

Almost all of it s**t. And just when he thought he’d hit rock bottom, he met a bloke...called John. This show sees Rhod as funny as ever, but like never before. Raw, personal and brutally honest; no more lies, no more nonsense.

TICKETS £31.50 PREMIERE CARD £29.00 GROUPS 10+ £29.00

THU 5 DECEMBER 7.30PM

FRANK SKINNER

LAST FEW SEATS

Showbiz An unmissable opportunity to see comic legend Frank Skinner perform brand-new stand-up.

‘Provocative, remorseless, and very, very funny’ Times ‘One of Britain’s funniest men’ Evening Standard *With Support Act. TICKETS £29.50 PREMIERE CARD £26.50 GROUPS 10+ £26.50

WED 22 JANUARY 7.30PM

MILTON JONES

Milton: Impossible One man. One Mission. Is it possible? No, not really. Milton reveals the truth about being an international spy, before being given a disappointing new identity which forced him to appear on Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo. But this is also a love story with the twist, or even a really bad sprain. Just gloriously daft nonsense or is there a deeper meaning?

Every man has his price. Sainsbury’s, where good food costs less.

TICKETS £32.00 PREMIERE CARD £29.00 GROUPS 10+ £29.00

TUE 17 & WED 18 MARCH 8PM

ROB BECKETT

LAST FEW SEATS

Rob Beckett is back on tour with a brand-new stand-up show. It’s been a busy few years for the Mouth of the South and he’s coming to see you to fill you in and make you laugh. Host of BBC One’s All Together Now and team captain on Channel 4’s 8 Out Of 10 Cats.

TICKETS £26.00 PREMIERE CARD £24.50 GROUPS 10+ £24.50

14+

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LAST FEW SEATS

Where applicable, fees and charges are included in the stated ticket prices.

An optional postage fee may apply.

BOOK ONLINE orchardtheatre.co.uk WED 4 DECEMBER 7.30PM

WHITNEY QUEEN OF THE NIGHT

Taking us on a magical rollercoaster ride through three decades of classic hit’s, this award-winning production features a sensational line-up of musicians and artistes, and together with a powerhouse and breathtaking performance in the spirit of Whitney, deliver a show that exceeds expectation on every level.

‘Hearts pounding, feet tapping, a must-see for Whitney fans.’

Danielle Travis TICKETS £30.00 PREMIERE CARD £25.00 GROUPS 10+ £25.00

SUN 15 DECEMBER 7PM

THAT’LL BE THE DAY

Topped with lashings of Christmas spirit get ready to party as That’ll Be The Day returns with its brand-new 2019 Christmas Show!

The UK’s most popular Rock ‘n’ Roll variety show celebrates the festive season with all your favourite Christmas classics from the 50s, 60s and 70s, plus plenty of hilarious comedy!

‘The best Rock ‘N’ Roll show on the road!’ Time Out TICKETS £32.00 PREMIERE CARD £29.50 GROUPS 10+ £29.50

THU 19 DECEMBER 7.30PM

THE MAGIC OF CHRISTMAS

Get into the festive spirit and celebrate Christmas with the Belvedere Concert Band and guests as they bring you the very best of music and songs from the classics, stage and big screen with plenty of Christmas favourites! A Charity Concert in aid of Mind.

TICKETS £21.50 – £23.00 PREMIERE CARD £4.00 off UNDER 18s £3.00 off CONCESSIONS £1.00 off GROUPS 10+ £3.00 off

SUN 19 JANUARY 7.30PM

JIM DAVIDSON

The masterful, outrageous and hysterically funny comedy legend ‘General’ Jim Davidson OBE embarks on his comedy campaign around the UK in 2020, following the acclaimed sell-out The People Fight Back tour. Who will he upset this time? Which battles will he win, which will he lose? One thing’s for certain, Jim never retreats!

TICKETS £28.50 PREMIERE CARD £23.50 GROUPS 10+ £23.50

Where applicable, fees and charges are included in the stated ticket prices. An optional postage fee may apply.

Enjoy a ‘showstopping’ festive three-course dinner with all the trimmings and a drink on arrival. With live music from Bare Groove and our resident DJ. Be sure to bring your dancing shoes so you can rock around that Christmas tree! This really is a party not to be missed! Age 18+. In the Auditorium

Fri 6 December, Bar open 6.30pm Dinner 7.30pm, Entertainment until 1am Tickets £55.00 Additional cheeseboard course £7.00

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RUDLOPH RAVE With glow sticks, glitter and giant balloons, our family-friendly event brings everyone together for a fun-filled party afternoon. Santa and Rudolf will be there and the bar will be open for the big kids! All ages welcome, especially for families with 0-8 year olds.

In the Auditorium.

Sat 7 December Doors open 12pm Disco 12.30pm – 3pm Tickets £10.00 Children £8.00

COMEDY CRACKER

ULTIMATE BUBLÉ

COMEDY CRACKER An evening of festive fun and laughter from our cracking compere and two comedians, plus a delicious twocourse festive menu and dancing until late. Age 18+. In the Restaurant.

FESTIVE AFTERNOON TEA WITH ULTIMATE BUBLÉ Experience Ultimate Bublé tribute Mark Daniels and relax with a specially created festive Afternoon Tea, plus the obligatory (but very delicious) mince pie!

Why not celebrate the season and add a glass of fizz! In the Restaurant.

Mon 9 December Bar open 6.30pm Dinner 7.45pm Entertainment 9pm Tickets £27.50 Additional Cheeseboard course £7.00

noon After Tea

Tue 10 December Bar open 11.30am Afternoon Tea 12.30pm Entertainment 1.30pm Tickets £28.50

BUBBLES & BUBLÉ Think of Christmas, think of Bublé! Delight in a ‘showstopping’ festive three-course menu and drink on arrival, then swing to the smooth sounds of our favourite tribute Mark Daniels, plus dancing until late.

Age 18+. In the Restaurant.

Tue 10 December Bar open 6.30pm Dinner 7.30pm Entertainment 9pm Tickets £47.50 Additional Cheeseboard course £7.00

Gimme Gimme

Gimme Gimme GIRLS! AfternToeon a

FESTIVE AFTERNOON TEA WITH GIMME GIMME GIRLS Experience the Gimme Gimme Girls and relax with a specially created festive Afternoon Tea, plus the obligatory (but very delicious) mince pie!

Why not celebrate the season and add a glass of fizz! In the Restaurant.

Wed 11 December Bar open 11.30am Afternoon Tea 12.30pm Entertainment 1.30pm Tickets £28.50

GIRLS!

GIMME GIMME CHRISTMAS! The spirit of ABBA lives on as the Gimme Gimme Girls take centre stage.

Enjoy a ‘showstopping’ three-course menu with all the trimmings and become a Dancing Queen til late with our resident DJ. In the Restaurant.

Wed 11 December Bar open 6.30pm Dinner 7.30pm Entertainment 9pm Tickets £47.50 Additional Cheeseboard course £7.00

MOTOWN CHRISTMAS MOTOWN AT FESTIVE LUNCH CHRISTMAS Let the heartbeat of American music be your soundtrack this Christmas! Take yourself to the Swinging 60s with our live band performing classics from the likes of Diana Ross & The Supremes, Marvin Gaye and Stevie Wonder. A ‘showstopping’ three-course festive menu will set you up for this unforgettable party! In the Restaurant.

Thu 12 December Bar open 11.30am Lunch 12.30pm Entertainment 1.30pm Tickets £29.50 Additional Cheeseboard course £7.00

Thu 12 December Bar open 6.30pm Dinner 7.30pm Entertainment 9pm Tickets £47.50 Additional Cheeseboard course £7.00

Set menu applies on all applicable events. Guests are seated at round tables of up to 12. Access to The Restaurant is via 22 steps.

Take a fairy tale flight to Neverland this Christmas in the swashbuckling family adventure Peter Pan as the Jolly Roger navigates the perilous high seas and throws anchor in the Thames for another unmissable festive season in Dartford.

Soap Star Steve McFadden leads the cast as the villainous Captain Hook alongside his hilarious shipmate Andy Ford as Mr Smee, so join them and our high-flying hero Peter Pan as he transports the Darlings on an adventure they will never forget, packed full of evil pirates, Lost Boys and a very hungry crocodile. The croc is ticking, hook your tickets today!

TICKET PRICES

TICKETS £39, £35, £30, £25, £21, £20 Premium Seats Available

SAT 14 DEC 2019 SUN 5 JAN 2020

At all performances, a small selection of premium seats, the best seats in the auditorium, are available.

Sat

PREMIERE CARD £22 on Sat 14 - Wed 18 Dec

Sun 15 Dec

NO PERFORMANCES

Mon 16 Dec

2.30pm

Tue

10.30am 2.30pm

Premiere card post-show reception Wed 18 Dec 7pm (includes a glass of wine and mince pie); must be pre-booked.

DISCOUNTS CONCESSIONS £2 off yellow performances UNDER 16s £3 off all performances FAMILY OF 4 £104 yellow performances

GROUP DISCOUNTS

On yellow performances

GROUPS 10+ £8 off GROUPS 20+ £13 off GROUPS 40+ £15 off SCHOOLS 10+ £14 (includes free ice cream)

(must include 1 child & 1 adult)

YOUTH GROUPS 10+ £15

OVER 60s SPECIAL £21 Fri 27 Dec 1pm

(Upper Circle only for evenings)

SIGN LANGUAGE INTERPRETED PERFORMANCE Sat 28 Dec 5pm

RP

RELAXED PERFORMANCE Thu 2 Jan 2pm

The relaxed performance will welcome everyone who would like to see the panto in a less formal atmosphere. The adapted environment and our attentive and trained staff will provide a magical experience for all, including audiences with an autism spectrum condition, those with dementia, people with a learning disability and parents with very young children.

AUDIO DESCRIBED Fri 3 Jan 2pm

TWO COURSES £19.50 THREE COURSES £25.50

Available on select performances Add on when booking your tickets.

Must pre-booked.

14 Dec

17 Dec

2pm

7pm 7pm

Wed 18 Dec

2pm

Thu 19 Dec

NO PERFORMANCES

Fri

20 Dec

2pm

7pm

Sat

21 Dec

2pm

7pm

Sun 22 Dec

1pm

5pm

Mon 23 Dec

1pm

5pm

Tue

1pm

5pm

24 Dec

7pm

Wed 25 Dec

NO PERFORMANCES

Thu 26 Dec

1pm

5pm

Fri

27 Dec

1pm

5pm

Sat

28 Dec

1pm

5pm

Sun 29 Dec

1pm

5pm

Mon 30 Dec

1pm

5pm

Tue

1pm

5pm

31 Dec

Wed 1 Jan

NO PERFORMANCES

Thu 2 Jan

2pm RP

7pm

Fri

3 Jan

2pm

7pm

Sat

4 Jan

2pm

7pm

Sun 5 Jan

1pm

5pm

Where applicable fees and charges are included in the stated ticket prices. An optional postage fee may apply.

Fee-free booking for Premiere Card Members (maximum of 4 tickets); Groups of 10+ please call 01322 220000 to buy fee-free.

WED 8 – SAT 18 JANUARY The international, award-winning smash-hit musical based on the blockbuster film, The Bodyguard comes to Dartford starring Alexandra Burke* as she makes a triumphant return to the role of Rachel Marron.

Former Secret Service agent turned bodyguard, Frank Farmer, is hired to protect superstar Rachel Marron from an unknown stalker.

Each expects to be in charge – what they don’t expect is to fall in love.

A ‘BRILLIANT!’ (The Times), breathtakingly romantic thriller, The Bodyguard features a host of irresistible classics including I Wanna Dance With Somebody and the legendary I Will Always Love You. Don’t miss The Bodyguard. *Alexandra Burke will perform the role of ‘Rachel Marron’ at all evening performances only. Please check the website for more information

TUE – SAT 7.30PM, WED, THU & SAT MAT 2.30PM, SUN 3PM TICKETS £16.00 – £51.00 PREMIUM SEATS AVAILABLE PREMIERE CARD £13.00 off Wed 8, £8.00 off Tue 14 CONCESSIONS £2.00 off GROUPS 10+ £8.00 off GROUPS 20+ £9.00 off GROUPS 40+ £10.00 off THU 9 JANUARY 7.30PM SIGNED PERFORMANCE

SING THE SHOWS SEE GET INVOLVED PAGE

Where applicable, fees and charges are included in the stated ticket prices.

An optional postage fee may apply.

BOOK ONLINE orchardtheatre.co.uk MON 20 JANUARY 7.30PM

THE CLASSIC ROCK SHOW

The Classic Rock Show returns to the UK in early 2020 with an amazing new live production celebrating the very best of the best of Classic Rock. Paying tribute to many of the world’s all time classic rock greats, The Classic Rock Show’s musicians power through legendary performances from the likes of Led Zeppelin, Dire Straits, Steely Dan, Eric Clapton, AC/DC, Queen, The Eagles, Fleetwood Mac and The Who, plus much more.

TICKETS £31.00 GOLD CIRCLE SEATS £41.00 PREMIERE CARD £3.00 off GROUPS 10+ £3.00 off

TUE 21 JANUARY 7.30PM

BEATLEMANIA

From their mop-top Beatlemania beginnings to the psychedelic highs of Sgt Pepper and beyond, all the biggest hits feature. The most authentic production on tour brings The Beatles to life, live on stage. Stunning attention to detail – from the original musical instruments and stitch perfect costumes even down to Lennon and McCartney’s on-stage banter – combines with superb vocals and sublime musicianship.

TICKETS £29.50 PREMIERE CARD £24.50 CONCESSIONS £27.50 GROUPS 10+ £24.50

THU 23 JANUARY 7.30PM

LUTHER Luther Vandross A Celebration

The world’s premier show in celebration of ‘The Velvet Voice’. Experience all the hits from his amazing career, culminating over 40 million album sales and eight Grammy awards including many of the greatest dance anthems and love songs ever written, fronted by international Luther Vandross tribute Harry Cambridge and his 10-piece band. Including favourite hits Never Too Much, Here And Now, Dance With My Father, Always And Forever, Endless Love and many more.

TICKETS £28.00 PREMIERE CARD £25.00 GROUPS 10+ £25.00

FRI 24 JANUARY 8PM

A COUNTRY NIGHT IN NASHVILLE

A Country Night In Nashville recreates the scene of a buzzing Honky Tonk in downtown Nashville, perfectly capturing the energy and atmosphere of an evening in the home of country music. With songs including Ring Of Fire, Crazy, Follow Your Arrow, It’s Five O’Clock Somewhere, Need You Now, 9-5, and many more, this is a night not to be missed!

TICKETS £28.00 PREMIERE CARD £23.00 GROUPS 10+ £23.00

Make it extra special!

Turn a great night out into an incredible one with pre-show dining at our fantastic in-venue restaurant.

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BOOK ONLINE orchardtheatre.co.uk SAT 25 JANUARY 7.30PM

HELLO AGAIN

Evocative imagery, video and narration enhance the magic, as the show takes you on a musical journey through Neil Diamond’s glittering 50 year career. From The Bang Years to the present day you’ll soon be singing along to all the hits including Sweet Caroline, Cracklin’ Rosie, Forever In Blue Jeans, Song Sung Blue, Hello Again, Love On The Rocks, America and many more.

TICKETS £21.00 – £27.00 PREMIERE CARD £5.00 off GROUPS 10+ £5.00 off

SUN 26 JANUARY 7.30PM

JETHRO

A memorable evening of hysterical nonsense, as we take a peek into the circus lurking deep within the mind of, probably the greatest, comic storyteller ever to grace the stage. Jethro beguiles and befuddles his audience with the endless stream of irreverent twaddle that has created a comedy genius.

TICKETS £23.00 PREMIERE CARD £18.00 GROUPS 10+ £18.00

TUE 4 FEBRUARY 7.30PM

SOUL LEGENDS

Feel the heart. Share the soul. Live the legends. Entertainers is delighted to bring you the smash-hit spectacular SOUL LEGENDS! You’ll be on your feet reliving your favourite soul anthems: Respect, Ain’t Nobody, Knock On Wood, Midnight Hour, River Deep Mountain High, Ain’t No Stopping Us Now, Beat It, Three Times A Lady, Get Down On It, and more. The hits just keep on coming.

TICKETS £31.50 PREMIERE CARD £26.50 GROUPS 10+ £26.50

SUN 9 FEBRUARY 7.30PM

LEGEND The Music Of Bob Marley

Legend – The Music of Bob Marley is an unforgettable evening celebrating this musical icon in one fantastic stage show extravaganza.

Combining his superb, distinctive vocals with flawless musicianship, and a supremely talented cast. This two-hour rasta spectacular will leave audiences on a natural high. Legend – The Music of Bob Marley captures the charisma and culture of an icon gone too soon.

TICKETS £29.50 PREMIERE CARD £24.50 GROUPS 10+ £24.50

Where applicable, fees and charges are included in the stated ticket prices. An optional postage fee may apply.

BOOK ONLINE orchardtheatre.co.uk

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MON 27 JANUARY – SAT 1 FEBRUARY The genre-defining thriller for all time Dial M For Murder is back!

Can you ever get away with the perfect crime?

TV and stage favourite, Tom Chambers, (Top Hat, Strictly Come Dancing) stars in this brand-new production as the charismatic and manipulative Tony Wendice, a jaded ex-tennis pro who has given it all up for his wife Margot. When he discovers she has been unfaithful his mind turns to revenge and the pursuit of the ‘perfect crime’.

Also featuring Christopher Harper (Coronation Street) and made famous

by Alfred Hitchcock’s world-renowned film of 1950, the iconic Dial M for Murder is the definitive seat gripping drama that is not to be missed!

‘IT’S A TAUT, ACIDLY FUNNY THRILLER’ THE GUARDIAN ‘A PRECISION-ENGINEERED DELIGHT’ THE TELEGRAPH

MON – SAT 7.30PM, WED & SAT MAT 2.30PM TICKETS £22.50 – £35.00 PREMIUM SEATS AVAILABLE PREMIERE CARD Two tickets for the price of one Mon, £8.00 off Tue UNDER 21s £21.00 CONCESSIONS £2.00 off Meal GROUPS 10+ £8.00 off Deal GROUPS 20+ £9.00 off 2 COURSES + SHOW GROUPS 40+ £10.00 off

Where applicable, fees and charges are included in the stated ticket prices.

An optional postage fee may apply.

Senbla by arrangement with Opera International present two Ellen Kent productions with international soloists, highly praised chorus and full orchestra.

WED 5 FEBRUARY 7.30PM

THU 23 APRIL 7.30PM

Welcoming back the fabulous Korean soprano Elena Dee and the celebrated international soprano Alyona Kistenyova*.

Starring Elena Dee the Korean soprano in her iconic role as Mimi and the celebrated international soprano Alyona Kistenyova.*

Back by overwhelming public demand, this awardwinning opera returns in a new production with exquisite sets including a spectacular Japanese garden and fabulous costumes including antique wedding kimonos from Japan.

Directed by Ellen Kent, this brand-new production is traditionally staged and features beautiful sets and costumes.

One of the world’s most popular operas, Puccini’s Madama Butterfly tells the heart-breaking story of the beautiful young Japanese girl who falls in love with an American naval lieutenant – with dramatic results. Highlights include the melodic Humming Chorus, the moving aria One Fine Day and the unforgettable Love Duet.

’This is a Butterfly to cherish’ Manchester Evening News

HE D F T WAR O A ost R NE RA y P IN PE l Dail ard W T O oo Aw S rp re BE Live heat

La Bohème is one of the most romantic operas ever written. It tells the tragic tale of the doomed, consumptive Mimi and her love for a penniless writer. The set reflects the Bohemian art of the period and will include, a brass band, snow effects and Muzetta’s dog will also make an entrance.

This classic tale of Parisian love and loss features many famous arias including Your Tiny Hand Is Frozen, They Call Me Mimi and Muzetta’s Waltz.

‘Authentic, tender and passionate’ Daily Telegraph

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TICKETS £26.00 – £38.00 CHAMPAGNE SEATS £53.00 (Includes champagne on arrival and a show programme) PREMIERE CARD £6.00 off top two ticket prices UNDER 21s £10.00 off GROUPS 10+ £8.00 off GROUPS 20+ £9.00 off GROUPS 40+ £10.00 off

*Sung in Italian with English surtitles *Cast Subject to Change

BUNDLE OFFER

BOOK BOTH OPERAS £4.00 off each ticket Where applicable, fees and charges are included in the stated ticket prices.

An optional postage fee may apply.

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Founder: Victor Smirnov-Golovanov

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“Not to be missed” Sunday Express

THU 6 – SAT 8 FEBRUARY Moscow City Ballet returns to The Orchard Theatre with its stunning production of The Sleeping Beauty, presented in classic Russian style with full orchestra.

The enchanting and romantic story of The Sleeping Beauty inspired Tchaikovsky to write some of his most glorious music, and the ballet has captivated audiences for well over a century. Featuring the delicate Princess Aurora, her gallant Prince, wicked Carabosse, the beautiful Lilac Fairy and a host of fairy-tale characters, this truly magical production showcases the company’s exquisite dramatic and lyrical talents.

Brimming with Russia’s best dancers, beautiful sets and stunning costumes, Moscow City Ballet is at its outstanding best, performing to acclaim around the globe.

Complete with live orchestra, breath-taking choreography and dazzling performances, Moscow City Ballet’s visit to Dartford is not to be missed!

THU – SAT 7PM, SAT MAT 2.30PM TICKETS £25.50 – £38.50 PREMIERE CARD Two tickets for the price of one Thu, £8.00 off Fri UNDER 16s Half Price FAMILY OF FOUR TICKET £102.00 SCHOOLS 10+ £15.00 GROUPS 10+ £8.00 off GROUPS 20+ £9.00 off GROUPS 40+ £10.00 off

Where applicable, fees and charges are included in the stated ticket prices.

An optional postage fee may apply.

GLORIA ESTEFAN’S HIT MUSICAL “THE RHYTHM REALLY DOES GET YOU”

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EMILIO & GLORIA ESTEFAN & MIAMI SOU TRUJILLO CHOREOGRAPHED BY SERGIO HELL DIRECTED BY JERRY MITC

FEATURING MUSIC PRODUCED AND RECORDED BY

MON 6 – SAT 11 APRIL Direct from London and featuring many of the original West End cast, this ‘exhilarating extravaganza’ (Whatsonstage) is the inspiring true love story of Emilio and Gloria and charts their journey from its origins in Cuba, onto the streets of Miami and finally to international superstardom. Featuring all of their smash hits including Rhythm Is Gonna Get You, Conga, Get On Your Feet, Don’t Want To Lose You Now, Dr. Beat and 1-2-3. Directed by two-time Tony Award® winner Jerry Mitchell (Kinky Boots, Legally Blonde), with choreography

by Olivier Award-winner Sergio Trujillo (Jersey Boys) and book by Academy Award® winner Alexander Dinelaris (Birdman).

MON – SAT 7.30PM, WED & SAT MAT 2.30PM TICKETS £29.50 – £39.50 PREMIERE CARD Two tickets for the price of one Mon, £8.00 off Tue – Thu CONCESSIONS £3.00 off STUDENTS £21.00 GROUPS 10+ £8.00 off GROUPS 20+ £9.00 off GROUPS 40+ £10.00 off WED 8 APRIL 7.30PM SIGNED PERFORMANCE

Book now and get ON YOUR FEET! at The Orchard Theatre.

Where applicable, fees and charges are included in the stated ticket prices. An optional postage fee may apply.

NOW BOOKING THU 20 – SAT 22 FEBRUARY

TUE 25 – SAT 29 FEBRUARY

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“FOR ONCE, YOU CAN BELIEVE THE HYPE” BRITISH THEATRE GUIDE

TOGETHER AGAIN WITH A 9-PIECE BAND

MON 2 – SAT 7 MARCH

FRI 27 MARCH – SAT 4 APRIL FORD DART IT

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Get the VIP treatment!

Enjoy a selection of canapés, prosecco and more. All to share from your own reserved table.

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SUNDAY WITH THE STARS

RESTAURANT

SUN 13 OCT TINA TURNER TRIBUTE SUN 26 JAN ROD STEWART TRIBUTE TICKETS £35.00 BAR OPEN 11.30AM | SUNDAY LUNCH 12.30PM PERFORMANCE 1.30PM Enjoy a Sunday afternoon at The Orchard Theatre enjoying a deliciously prepared three-course Sunday roast, all whilst being entertained by the UK’s top tribute artists. Dance at your table to your favourite act or simply sit back, relax and take in the sound of our Sunday With The Stars.

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BRING YOUR OWN BABY COMEDY CLUB

MON 14 OCT, MON 13 JAN & MON 9 MAR TICKETS £12.00 (OR £13.00 ON THE DOOR) EVENT 12PM – 2PM

For babies under 15 months. Bring Your Own Baby Comedy is the UK’s premier baby friendly comedy club! Our shows feature the funniest comedy stars from the circuit and TV. Our events are all about you, the parents! But don’t worry – we also take great care of our younger guests. We provide soft flooring, toys, buggy parking and baby changing, so that your baby is happy and you can relax, have a coffee (or a cheeky G&T if you prefer!) and be entertained!

‘Promises to leave at least one of you crying with laughter’ Mother and Baby Magazine

WHOSE IMPROV SHOW IS IT ANYWAY? COMEDY DINNER SHOW FRI 18 OCT | TICKETS £40.00 | BAR OPEN 6.30PM DINNER 7.45PM | ENTERTAINMENT 9PM

RESTAURANT

18+

An improvisational comedy show inspired by the classic programme! The show’s host oversees a series of hilarious improv games inspired by audience suggestions. Our panel of performers create the characters and scenes. Simple! (sort of) Includes three-course meal, bubbly on arrival and a full evening of classic comedy entertainment.

TEA AND TOUR FRI 20 SEP TOUR 12PM | AFTERNOON TEA 1PM THU 24 OCT TOUR 1PM | AFTERNOON TEA 2PM FRI 22 NOV TOUR 12PM | AFTERNOON TEA 1PM MON 13 JAN TOUR 1PM | AFTERNOON TEA 2PM MON 10 FEB TOUR 1PM | AFTERNOON TEA 2PM MON 9 MAR TOUR 1PM | AFTERNOON TEA 2PM

Let our expert guides lead you behind the curtain to explore the backstage secrets of show business.

After your tour, relax and enjoy a delicious afternoon tea created by our kitchen team.

AFTERNOON TEA £12 PER PERSON

Tea or filter coffee, a selection of finger sandwiches, mini cakes and desserts

CHAMPAGNE AFTERNOON TEA £20 PER PERSON

A glass of Champagne, tea or filter coffee, selection of finger sandwiches, mini cakes and desserts.

18+

Experiences

AUDITORIUM

25+

CHRISTMAS TROPICANA SAT 7 DEC | TICKETS £14.00

VALENTINE’S TROPICANA FRI 14 FEB | TICKETS £12.00 BAR OPEN 6.30PM EVENT 8PM – 1AM BAR SNACKS AVAILABLE.

MORE TICKET INFORMATION ON OUR WEBSITE

The Ultimate 80s Party Nights! It’s time to dig out those 80s outfits for the most amazing retro party ever. If you want to Rock around the Christmas Tree or Feel the Power of Love at the ultimate 80s themed parties, then look no further than Tropicana Nights this Christmas and Valentine’s Day. Dance yourself dizzy and indulge yourself in pure 80s heaven! An incredible night guaranteed!

VIP tables & drink packages available

SUNDAY ACOUSTIC SESSIONS - LIVE! FEATURING JOE GIBSON RESTAURANT

SUN 19 JANUARY | BAR OPEN 12.30PM | SUNDAY LUNCH 1.30PM TICKETS £35.00

Spend a relaxing Sunday afternoon at The Orchard Theatre, with a live acoustic set from the talented Joe Gibson and a delicious three-course Sunday Roast. As well as taking your song requests, Joe’s extensive repertoire includes hits from artists such as Ed Sheeren, The Beatles, George Ezra, Michael Bublé, The Killers, Marvin Gaye, Elvis Presley, Adele, Bruno Mars and many more.

AB FAB COMEDY DINNER

RESTAURANT

18+

WED 11 MAR | TICKETS £45.00 BAR OPEN 6.30PM | DINNER 7.30PM |ENTERTAINMENT THROUGHOUT Join the Ab Fab girls for a bolly-fuelled night of classic comedy chaos! A tribute to television’s favourite narcissists, Eddie and Patsy, who are throwing a party to launch their latest venture. And you’ve made it onto the guest list, sweetie! But be warned, these girls like to party hard. It’s intoxication, self-absorption and high-end shopping all the way. An evening of hilarity with a three-course dinner included.

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For further information please email takepart@orchardtheatre.co.uk, call 01322 220099 or visit our website

£30.00 Ukulele Club (for 6Cost week block)

TUESDAYS 10.30AM – 12.30PM

ORCHARD THEATRE CHOIR

THURSDAYS 10.30AM-12.30PM BEGINNERS 1PM-3PM INTERMEDIATE/PERFORMANCE GROUP

A friendly daytime choir singing songs from a variety of musicals.

Learn the songs from our season of shows! Led by a professional Musical Director.

Have you ever wanted to learn a new skill?

Now’s your chance! Come along to our brand-new club with a dedicated Ukulele teacher and learn some of your favourite songs. Ukuleles will be supplied for beginners.

Cost £30.00 (for 6 week block)

AGES

16+

SING THE SHOWS A two hour singing workshop themed to the shows coming to The Orchard Theatre.

ROCKY HORROR SHOW SAT 28 SEPT BUDDY SAT 12 OCT THE BODYGUARD SAT 11 JAN 2020

AGES

16+

10.30AM – 12.30PM Cost £10.00

PROJECTS IN ASSOCIATION WITH PLAY

TUESDAYS 12.45PM – 2.15PM

Run by a qualified AGES counsellor and drama 16+ specialist. Come and explore the art of drama and expression in a therapeutic environment.

THEATRE FUN DAYS Take part in a series of workshops where you can make theatre and make friends.

MON 21 & TUE 22 OCTOBER 10.30AM – 4PM

DAY OF THE DEAD

AROUND THE WORLD FROM PAGE TO STAGE TUE 26 & WED 27 MAY SHOW IN A DAY MON 17 & TUE 18 FEBRUARY MON 6 & TUE 7 APRIL

FULL DAY £20.00 BOTH DAYS £35.00

COMMUNITY SHOWCASE 12.30PM PERFORMANCE

ON

DRAMA THERAPY

Participants are to bring a packed lunch. Lunchtime will be supervised.

SUN 1 DECEMBER

AGES

8+

Thu 10 October Come, give our school TEACHERS’ CLUB workshops a go, nibbles, Teachers’ Club members can drinks networking, and enjoy the following benefits: go see the show after.

Register with the • Regular email updates Teachers’ Club.

• Special offers • Free resource packs • Longer reservation periods.

• No booking fees for orders of 10 or more.

• Personalised workshops To join up email teachers@orchardtheatre.co.uk

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Workshops that take place in The Orchard Theatre are held in the Upper foyer (accessed via 22 steps)

SYP PRESENTS...

Calling all young performers aged nine – 19 and young technicians aged 16-19.

Audition for your chance to take part for a fantastic fortnight in August 2020.

For more information and to complete an audition form, visit the ‘Get Involved’ page on our website.

FIRST AUDITIONS Sun 19 April 2020 Call Back Auditions Sun 26 April 2020

A MUSICAL JOURNEY THROUGH THE YEARS SUMMER 2020

IN ASSOCIATION WITH

Once Upon A Time Community Performance Platform MON 3 FEBRUARY 6.30PM Presenting a collection of pieces from local dance schools and theatre companies, that celebrate the beauty of dance and the tradition of stories.

WHAM DARTFORD IS ENROLLING NOW! in partnership with DARTFORD ORCHARD THEATRE!

BOOK A TRIAL ONLINE AT WWW.WHAMTHEATRESCHOOLS.COM WHAM DARTFORD runs Musical Theatre Sessions for ages 8 to 18+ every Thursday at the Temple Hill Community Centre!

Our Musical Theatre classes embed Singing, Dancing & Acting into fun packed 45-75 minute sessions. Our ethos is to promote confidence, increase self esteem and to encourage physical technique. Musical Theatre is a great way to exercise, keeping physical activity energetic & fun!

EXCITING OPPORTUNITIES

FAMILY DAY SUN 23 FEBRUARY

UGLY BUG BALL

NOW BOOKING

MON 10 FEBRUARY

TUE 11 FEBRUARY

THE ADULT PANTO PETER PANTIES WED 12 FEBRUARY

THU 13 FEBRUARY

SAT 15 FEBRUARY

SUN 16 FEBRUARY

FRI 13 MARCH

CLUB NIGHT 18+

DAVID BADDIEL TROLLS: NOT THE DOLLS WED 22 APRIL

SAT 14 MARCH

FRI 20 MARCH

DAODS presents SHREK THE MUSICAL WED 29 APRIL – 2 MAY

JOOLS HOLLAND & HIS RHYTHM & BLUES ORCHESTRA WED 27 MAY

HOW TO BOOK BOOK ONLINE Booking your favourite seat at The Orchard Theatre couldn’t be easier, with our easy-to-use and fully secure online booking system. So why wait in a queue when you can book your tickets and choose exactly where you’re going to be sitting from the comfort of your own home?

Simply visit orchardtheatre.co.uk, select your show and follow the easy on-screen steps.

Don’t have online access?

Don’t worry, you can also book:

ACCESS FOR ALL

IN PERSON Visit us at The Orchard Theatre, Home Gardens, Dartford, DA1 1ED.

BY TELEPHONE Call 01322 220000 Our Ticket Office is open Mon to Sat 10.15am – 6pm. Our Ticket Office is also open until 15 minutes after each performance begins.

CONCESSIONS are available for over 60s (senior special rates are available on certain performances), under 16s, students and unwaged. Please enquire at Ticket Office when booking. Concession prices usually apply to the top two price tickets only and exclude premium seats. Usually not available Fri & Sat performances.

FAMILY OF FOUR TICKET must include 1 adult and 1 child.

GROUP RATES apply to full price tickets only. Usually excluding Fri & Sat performances.

CONDITIONS OF SALE Sales are made subject to the ‘Terms and Conditions for The Sale Of Tickets, Gift Vouchers & Memberships’ as published at orchardtheatre.co.uk/Online/terms_conditions (copies are also available from the Ticket Office). All prices shown include booking fees unless otherwise stated. Fee free for Groups 10+ and Premiere Card members (up to 4 tickets). All tickets and offers are subject to availability.

SUPPORT ACTS are regularly used for live music and comedians to ‘warm up’ the audience for the main act.

For further information, enquire at the Ticket Office on the day of the performance.

SECURE MY BOOKING Protect Your Tickets.

Tickets are non-refundable except in the case of a cancelled or rescheduled show. When booking tickets online, you can protect your tickets allowing you to recoup 100% of the price paid if you are unable to attend for any number of covered reasons - like illness, travel delay, adverse weather conditions and more.

Large print copies of this brochure can be ordered from the Ticket Office All attempts are made to ensure that show information and prices are correct at the time of going to print but may be subject to subsequent alteration. We reserve the right to introduce offers which cannot be applied to tickets already purchased. Tickets and discounts may not be available at all advertised prices at all times.

Brochure produced by adverset media solutions limited T 01723 363732 www.adverset.co.uk

©2007 Great Ormond Street Hospital Children’s Charity Registered charity no. 235825

We are committed to making The Orchard Theatre accessible to everyone. If you have any access requirements please let us know when booking.

• Access for wheelchair users • Selected signed performances • Working dogs welcome • Induction loop and Sennheiser Infrared facilities • Accessible toilet

THE MOUSETRAP

SAT 21 SEPT 2.30PM SIGNED PERFORMANCE

ROCKY HORROR SHOW

WED 25 SEPT 7.30PM AUDIO DESCRIBED

PETER PAN

SAT 28 DEC 5PM SIGNED PERFORMANCE THU 2 JAN 2PM RELAXED PERFORMANCE FRI 3 JAN 2PM AUDIO DESCRIBED

THE BODYGUARD

THU 9 JANUARY 7.30PM SIGNED PERFORMANCE

ON YOUR FEET

WED 8 APRIL 7.30PM SIGNED PERFORMANCE

ILFORD DAGENHAM

DARTFORD GRAVESEND SIDCUP BROMLEY

GETTING TO THE ORCHARD THEATRE

BY TRAIN Dartford railway station just two minutes walk away. There are direct trains from South East London and Kent.

BY ROAD The Orchard Theatre is well signposted on all local routes into Dartford. From the A2 and M25 follow signs for Dartford Town Centre.

PARKING is available at The Civic Centre Car Park next to the train station (free access after 6pm Mon – Fri and all day at weekends) The Orchard Shopping Centre Car Park closes at midnight every night. There will be a parking charge for both daytimes and evenings, payable at the shopping centre pay stations.

The Orchard Theatre is managed on behalf of Dartford Borough Council by HQ Theatres & Hospitality Ltd, a Qdos Entertainment Company.

The National Theatre’s Landmark Production Returns

HHHHH "Spectacular.

If you haven’t seen it, you must. If you have, see it again" MAIL ON SUNDAY

J B PRIESTLEY’S CLASSIC THRILLER

AN INSPECTOR CALLS DIRECTED BY

STEPHEN DALDRY DESIGNER

LIGHTING DESIGNER

MUSIC

ASSOCIATE DIRECTOR

IAN MacNEIL / RICK FISHER / STEPHEN WARBECK / JULIAN WEBBER

TUE 12 – SAT 16 MAY BOOK ONLINE orchardtheatre.co.uk