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SUBURBAN DOGWALKER








Aswithanyepictale,thisonestartswithalovestory.


Ihadjustupdatedmyonlineprofiletagline toread“FreakingCatalinaWineMixer”.
Ithought,“whattheheck?I’llgiveitashot”.
Thelightning bolthitme rightaway.
After3½weeks, wetookalittle trip…

…andthis happened…




…thenthis happened…
…andthenthis happened…




D.O.U.G.



Wecouldn’thave childrenofour ownsowegotthe nextbestthing.
IneverthoughtIwasgoingtomeetmy bestfriends.Nowmyfurrycompanion couldjoinmeonwalks.Justintimeas thestepaddictionwaskickingin.















Magiccomic book...Walk yourdog….






Theboys andIhave always beenavid walkers. Gothooked onthe Fitbit sometime back.



Wehavethesickesttrails rightinourbackyard.Loveto walkandlistentotunes


Whenwelearnedabout WoofTraxwethought,YahBra

“…sowehitthetrack.Droppedinatthe southpointofArmorTrailbutstreaked GableCreek’snorthpointandback. Cha,itwasrad!”
Iconicwordsfromthe“Dogfather”ofa newsport.Suburbandogwalkingishere sosaysKnuth.SportsCenterisnext.

“Itwascaketodownloadthe appandregisterourteam...“













TheyareOFF!

TheSuburban DogWalking teamledby KnuthDuBears features DouglasOtis andLarry Dallas


Injust11 walksthe DuBears teamhas climbed5 levelsin the rankings. Thenext levelin thepackis alevel13
Atthispacesponsors willbeliningup
Witha punkrock ethosthe boystake onbig walksand jamtunes

He’sbeen glossedthe CruJonesof Suburban DogWalking

Astheyshredtrailstheyareonpacetobethe fastestteamtobreakintotheirpack’stop10














So,yahbrah,SuburbanDog Walkingisnowasport. Gnarly,aye?
Doug&Larry,mybros. Whorescuedwho?
Asasport,combineFitbitchallenges withgolfleagueswithwalkingyour dog.Mixinalittlepunkrockand Boom!-SuburbanDogWalking.
TheWoofTraxmobileappis awesome.Wepulleddown FriendshipAnimalProtective Leagueasourcause.Nowwe’re helpingthemwiththewalkswe take.Larrywouldn’tbeontheteam withoutthem.Happytogiveback.




Thisspring, theworldwill officially welcomeour newsport. WoofTrax, RyanSt.Marie andEmbrace PetInsurance arehelpingus makehistory...

..bylaunchingthefirstever leagueforthesportof suburbandogwalking.







LadiesandGentlemen,I present..

Findtheappandstartwalkingforadog.GoblueforSDW. EarnyourBlueTeamshirtafteryourfirstwalk.Shareandcare. Seeyouonthewalk.






ThesportofSuburbanDogWalkingisheatingup.Soisteam

DuBears.Within10daysofregisteringandmakingthescene,team
DuBearsispoisedtobreakintotheirpack’stop10.Oneofthe quickestpacesthesporthaseverseen.Thenextbenchmarkinthe WoofTraxApp,alevel10status.
Herearesomeofthequotes DuBearsandteamliveby:


Thebestwaytogetonyourfeetistogetoffyoura@$!


“Life’shardsoyougottabehardtoo.”–Cro-Mags
Withagreattrailsystemandanamazingcause towalkfor,teamDuBearsismakingeasyworkof thestepsahead.Thisweekend’sMemorial Tourneywillbeintriguing.




“Thehottestteamonthecircuit.DuBearsandtheboysarenow walkingforteamSuburbanDogWalker.”

“Theyarecurrentlyalevel7,ranked12th intheirpackandarerisingquickly.”
“Hugetournamentthisweekend whereDuBearsandteamcanbreak intotheFriendshipAnimalProtective Leaguepacktop10.”
“Itappearsthe GableCreek runistheir sweetspot.”
“Averaging2.3milesper walk,theyareaforce.”
WEGOLIVE…











Knuth,you andthedogs werewashed outonGable Creek.How’d youdoit?


















Yah,aye,weneeded tomakesome adjustments. Footwearwasfor gravelpathsbutwe hadtogopaved.
Weatherplayingarole ondayoneasrainis challengingwalkers. IncludingDuBears
Ourzoneis


GableCreek butits sloppy whenwet. Wasn’t excitedbout abunchof muddy dogs.


Butstill,our worstdayon Armour,is10 timesbetter thanmost.Just lovebeinginthe park.We’vea lottatourney left.




Onday1,while makingarunfor thetop10, TeamDuBears reachedanother milestone; welcometothe 50mileclub.



Backto youSVP









Intenseactioninthe levelrace.Thenext 2walkscouldseea 2positionswingfor teamDuBears.
Exciting suburban dogwalking action continues tomorrow downthe dialon…





StrengthensYourBond-Dailywalksprovidemuch neededqualitytimeforyouandyourpooch.




•HelpswithWeightControl....
•ImprovesSocialization....

•IncreasesPhysicalandMentalHealth....
•Decreasesloneliness.








PRESENTS
“Andnow,livefromtheKopfFamily ReservationinAvonLake,Ohio..”
“..It’sthefirstannualSDubs MemorialOpen sponsoredbyWoofTrax.“

‘Coveragecontinuinghereon”



Helloeveryone.I’mCottonMcKnightdoingtheplay–by-play alongsidethebestcolormanintheSuburbanDogWalking business,PepperBrooks.




2dogs,1walkermakeup teamDuBears.
32teamsinthepackall chasingthenumberone spot.Cotton!
Backtotheaction.Pepper,itlooks liketeamDuBearsisonthemove!
Wecouldseea3playerswing,Cotton!












Wearbrownwhenonthetowntorepthecauseforthepaws. Whenit’stimetogetthetailsonthetrails,goblueforSDW.










MerchandGear–FiberFashion







Pathways–Scholarships-Education-Literacy












Mynextguestiscaptivatingthesuburbandogwalking community.Histeamiscurrentlyranked#10intheir WoofTraxpackandhavealevel10standing.
Injust45walks,heandteammates,DougandLarry, havereachedthegoalof100mileswalked.They’re sponsoredbySuburbanDogWalkerand,throughthe WoofTraxApp,theywalkonthebehalfoftheFriendship AnimalProtectiveLeague.KnuthDuBearsismyguest.





MrRome,itisanhonortomeetyouandtobeintheJungle. WartoalltheSDubclonesout there.Who’swalkingWho?

Impressivetotals foryou,Doug andLarry.

But,theaccoladesand rankings,thisreallyisn’tyour motivatorisit?Greatnessin thesportisdifferentforyou?
Thisismorethanasport.It’sa foundationforahealthylife.Just gratefultoteamSDWfortheplatform.

Butmostimportantly,trueself-careisnotsoftbathsandchocolates.Its makingthechoicetobuildalifeyoudon’tneedtoregularlyescapefrom. That’swhatSDWdoesforme.

Beinghealthyandhero-ingupforrescues,howimportantisthispieceof thepuzzletoyou?

Thebestideasarethesimplestandtheyareusuallyrightinfrontofus.Really whorescuedwho?WithoutFriendshipAnimalProtectiveLeagueLarrywouldn’t behere.Lovethislittledude.Thisisthesimplestformofhealthandwellness. EvenIcan’tmessitup
It’slikeyou’reamoderndaySmokeyThe Bear.YouhaveaneventcomingupforEarth Day.What’slivinggreenmeantoyou?
Yeah,thisonemeansalottome.Asitshouldeveryone.OneEarth,One People.Whatgetsmeampediswecandobetter.Butitstartswithdoing yourpart.Holdingyourselfaccountable.Attheendofthedayyouknowif youdidtherightthingornot.Thisoneistrulycheckabox;yesorno.If youdidn’t,don’tbesorry,bebetter.
Youareonamissiontogrowthesport.TheWoofTraxapphasbeena greatspringboard.“WeartheBlueforSDW.”
Yeah,weartheBlue
Downloadtheapp,registeryourteamandmakethescene.Walk,Care&Share.It’sthateasy.
Andasfarasmymission,myjourney…maybethejourneyisn’tsomuchaboutbecoming anything.Maybeitsaboutunbecomingeverythingthatisn’tyou,soyoucanbewhoyouwere meanttobeinthefirstplace.
Iappreciatethekarma.Seeyouonthewalk.IguesswhatI’msupposedtosaynowis,I’mout.








THE3C’SINLIFE: CHOICE,CHANCE, CHANGE. “YOUMUST MAKETHE CHOICE,TO TAKETHE CHANCE,IF YOUWANT ANYTHING INLIFETO CHANGE”
Thesearewords tolivebyfor KnuthDuBears
Foryou,greatness comesfromyourwork offthetrail.



Yes,Weare138. Butgreatstatsdon’tmakeyougreat.
60walksfor138miles.You’veaveraged2.3milesperwalk.Anothermilestone. Butitsonly1morestepforyou. TheboysandI justtakeitone dayandstepat atime.What wedowiththis opportunitywill bethetrue measureof greatness.


Exactly.Numberonegethealthyandgrow thesport.Health&wellnesscomeinmany forms.Thisissosimpletodo.
Second,Greenspace defenseandinnovation needsourattention. Wehavetobebetter.
GoingBlueforSDW. Registeryourteamthroughanapp likeWoofTrax.Afteryourfirstwalk, shareonsocialmediatoearnyour blueteamshirt.




Larry,Doug,Knuth.Greathaving you.Goodluckonyourwalk.
AredSDW symbol meansits timefora riskupdate fromour sponsor.

WHO’SWALKINGWHO?
Therelationshipbetweenphysicalandmentalhealthcan beadelicateone.Ourpetservicesportalishereforthe entirefamily.Wellnessprogramscanbecoveredunder yourmedicalbenefits.Askwhichresourcesareavailable.
LetRyanSt.Marieadviseonyourinsurancerelatedneeds forpets,people,property&nonprofits.









OurlocalpartnershipwithTheSuburban Dogwalkerhasopenednewopportunitiesfor wellnessthroughwalkingwithyourdog.Ask howaSuburbanDogwalkerleaguecanenhance yourwellnessprogram.www.ryanstmarie.com

Autoclaimsareonthe riseduetodistracted drivers.

Whenyou’rerocking outtoyourfavorite band,propervolume levelcanlowerthe chancesofbumping intosomeoneelse. And,saveyourhearing.
Let’smakesureallof yoursafetyfeaturesare gettingyouthebest rates.
Hello.I’mKnuthDuBears alongsideoneofmy walkingpartners,Doug.
Whenwearen’t suburbandogwalking, weadviseoninsurance needsforour community.

Ifyouareasuburbandog walkerand/orhome owner,herearesome tipsonperilsimpacting you.

Whenwehitthewalkswe rampupourMPH.




Sometimes,trippingisharderto avoid.Homeownershavehazardsto contendwith.Somecanbecostly,..







“SDubbin” canbe dangerous.






“Timetowakeupandlive. Honeydidyoufallasleep readinginfrontofthetvagain?”
“Itlookslikesome dogsarehappy you’reawake.”

Honey,Ihadtheweirdestdream. IdreamtIwasaprofessionalsuburbandogwalker.”

“Goodmorningeveryone.Loveyouallsomuch. WHAT!?!

“You’llhavetotellme aboutit.Youarerunning latefortheoffice.CanI getashirtreadyforyou?”







HEALTH LITERACY ISREAL. SOIS...


















Andso,thelegendarySuburbanDogwalker,KnuthDuBearsemergedonthe scene.Bringingwithhim,ahealthliteracyplatformwhichisfunforagirland aboy…ofallages.










Dad!Dad!Dad!




























Preparation breeds confidence. Everyoneget ready.




TheSDWportal ishometoan EliteRisk AdvisoryForce dedicatedto suburbandog walking.




Tokeeppacewiththe explosivepopularityofthe sport,theSuburban Dogwalkertrainingcenter wasbuilttorecruitand trainnewadvisors.





PETS PEOPLE PURPOSE

Theseadvisorsarelicensedforalllinesofinsurance. Theportalcomplimentsallinsuranceagencieswith aCEtrainingcenterandEmploymentPathwaysfor insuranceriskadvisorinterns.



Serviceaboveselfisthe foundationofourculture.

Rotarypartnershipsare itscornerstone.













Educational Programs
PUPPatrol




•celebratepetadoptions

•inspiremobility
•food“scraps”program
•showusyourwalk

Besureyou’renotaddingtoo manytablescrapsontopofyour dog’sdailyfoodallowance, otherwiseyouriskweightgain whichisaseriousmatterfordogs.













Sharingfoodwithyourpetmay seemrelativelyharmless,but outsideofextracalories,you couldactuallybeputtingyour pet'soverallhealthandlifeatrisk.



Sowhathappenedtothelovestorystuff?



We-Descendents-"Idon'tcarewhattheysayThosenumbersdon'tmeanathingWe'vegotitmade ThisworldisjustmeandyouAndweknowjustwhattodoWe'vegotitmade
Hey,everything'sgonnabeokay(We'vegotitmadetogether)Hey,everything'sgonnabeokay(We'vegotitmade)



Idon'tcareifwegetajobWe'vealreadygotalifeWe'vegotitmadeIdon'tknowwhatthefutureholdsAllIknowisyou'retherewithmeThat's allIneedHey,everything'sgonnabeokay(We'vegotitmadetogether)Hey,everything'sgonnabeokay(We'vegotitmade)



WhenIlookinyoureyesIknowwhatIwantinlifeNothingmore,nothinglessNothingmore,nothingless(Everything'sgonnabeokay) Nothingmore,nothingless(Everything'sgonnabeokay)BethekeytomysuccessNothingmore,nothingless"
Sothat happened!


Youshould saysomething, itsreal.



Thelifestyledivision expandedtoincludereal estatelistingson/aroundthe SDWhighlightedwalkareas.




Weconnectedrealtors &remodelerstocreate


SDWfriendlyhomes.
Investorproperties–

AB&Bnetworks









Traveldestinationexperience–extremewalkingroutes&events

“So,Tone,webuilt thefuturewedreamt about.Wecreateda worldwedidn’twant toescapefrom. Werenno’dthe houseandturnedit intothefirstSDW Outpost.Itservesas ourcommandcenter. Wedirectallofour programmingfrom thislocation.”

Wemodeledtheoutpostafter otherinspirationalhomes






“Wewelcomedguests,offeredspacefor partners.Aboveground,andbelow..”
“..Wewantedour housetobesuper”…

“Theepicenterforthenewlyformed nonprofit,TheSuburbanDogwalker.”
…”abeaconforthe undergroundDIY’ers”

Andnowthenonprofitisofficiallylaunching.Itallstartswithliteracy.Goto www.operatincomicbook.orgtogetinvolvedandsupportthecauseforthepaws

Knuth,thehouselooksgreat.Congratsonthesuccessof theleague.YouandteamDuBearsarepioneersofournew nationalpastime.Besafeoutthere.
Riz,breakingnews,leagueofficialsareinvestigatingpackleaders, Shawn&Cary!TheLeagueisquestioningthepaceoftheirclimbto firstplace.AsawalkingcomparisontofutureHOF’ersteamDuBears:

May10th2020Shawn&Caryarelevel16,TeamDubearslevel5. Oct20th2020Shawn&Caryarelevel78,TeamDuBearslevel33 DuBearsgain28levelsin6months,Shawn&Carygain62.
ThiscomparedtoTeamDuBearsaveraging10.5walksper week,averageof2.20milesperwalk.Shawn&Carydeclining tomaketheirstatsavailableforauditmadethestatement, “Glitch!?Youfixyourglitch.Wethechamps.Comegetus!”
WHOA!!We’vegotussomecontroversyandarivalryalltakingplaceinthesportof,SUBURBANDOGWALKING!

SuburbanDog Walkingcovered dailyonTheReally BigShowwTony Rizzo&Aaron Goldhammer.Airs weekdaysfrom9am1pmETESPN850 WKNRCleveland.



Caller,you’rebannedfrom theshow.Yourteam’sa bunchof‘paperchampions’. TeamDuBearswalksthe walktherightway.

WhatIdon’tmessaroundwith ishealthliteracy. Readthemagiccomicbookand showusyourpower. Makeadifferencetosomeone.



IliketocallHammerandposeas otherwalkersandmesswithhim. So,yahbrah. Who’swalkingwho,aye?

TEAMDUBEARSWERE FIRSTBALLOTINDUCTEES INTOTHESDWHALLOF FAME.KNUTHANDHIS WIFE,SIMONE,LIVE HAPPILYATTHEOUTPOST PROMOTINGTHESPORTOF SUBURBANDOGWALKING.







ASFARASDOUG&LARRY ARECONCERNED.. FOREVERSDW SDWFOREVER





THEBEGINNING…?
Nowit’syourturn.Readthe magiccomicbook,gainsuper abilitiesandmakeadifferencein yourcommunity. Lifelonglearning,onecomicbook atatime.














WARNING:TheBassMasterGeneralhas determinedthatcoffeeandsuburbandog walkingaregoodforyourhealth.
Iwanttobestereotyped.Iwanttobeclassified.



Thefirstofitskindleagueforthe sportofSuburbanDogWalking.
