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hinking about finally pulling the trigger on buying your first mountain bike?

Wondering what the secret is to conquering the hills of San Luis Obispo, Pismo Beach, or Orcutt?

Christie O’Hara, a longtime local rider and current president of Central Coast Concerned Mountain Bikers, has tips for those who are looking to get turned on to the sport.

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Bikes and gear

Shopping for a mountain bike can be overwhelming, but O’Hara’s advice is to keep it simple. Find a local bike shop to work with.

From mom-and-pop shops like Foothill Cyclery in SLO, to chains like REI, “the sales people there are knowledgeable and can give you great advice, beginner tips, do a basic fit on the bike, any adjustments, and run through the bike with you,” O’Hara said.

Front-wheel suspension is a must for any mountain bike, but many serious riders want suspension on both wheels: “SLO does have a lot more technical rock than most places, so you’re going to be more comfortable on a full-suspension bike,” O’Hara said. Entry-level bikes cost anywhere from $600

to $1,000-plus. As for accessory gear, you’ll need a quality helmet, gloves, sunglasses, a water bottle or hydration backpack, and repair tools for flat tires. And last but not least, attach a bell for the safety of those you’ll share the trail with.

Where to ride

O’Hara loves to ride at Montaña de Oro State Park south of Los Osos.

One reason is the variety of trails and difficulty levels it has to offer— there’s something for everybody.

O’Hara recommended the park’s 4.1-mile bluff trail for beginners who’re just getting a feel for their bike. “As they advance, they can go up Oats Peak, or Canyon View Trail, or Islay Creek. And as you get more advanced, there’s Hazard Peak and Barranca East Boundary,” she said.

O’Hara also recommended Cerro Cabrillo near Morro Bay, the Pismo Preserve overlooking the Five Cities, Johnson Ranch in SLO, and the Orcutt trails near Santa Maria as safe and fun beginner options.

They have gentle inclines, plenty of trail width, more dirt, and less rock.

How to ride

The art of shifting gears is one of the most important skills to learn in mountain biking. “You want to be in a gear that allows you to spin

freely. You don’t want to grind on the gears. You want a pretty high RPM [revolutions per minute],” O’Hara said. “In mountain biking, you’re shifting a lot more because the terrain varies so much as you go up-down, up-down, and over rocks, so gear choice is important and it’s something you just have to play around with and learn.” Another key consideration is where you shift your weight. “When you’re going downhill, get that weight back, feet level, and your butt off the saddle,” O’Hara said. “So when you’re hitting bumps you’re not getting jarred off the saddle.” Keeping your arms and body relaxed with “loose elbows” will generally help absorb the turbulence of riding a trail. As for braking, O’Hara recommends using the rear brake (on your right hand) over the front brake (left hand). The front brake is the “stronger” brake, but grabbing it too hard could send you over your handlebars. And speaking of falling, O’Hara suggested riding with a buddy when possible.

Getting better

The definition of “progress” in mountain biking depends on each rider’s goals and preferences. Is it your dream to bomb down the tallest mountain? Take in the

best views? Get the best workout?

O’Hara said you should think these questions through. “If there’s a peak or a top of the mountain you want to get to, set a goal and make small steps on easier trails and eventually make it. With mountain biking, one thing I tell people is if they can’t do a certain section, stop and go back to do it again.

Session that part until you can get it,” O’Hara said. “But that’s one thing I like about mountain biking: Sometimes you might not be able to get a certain section, but you can go back and do it again and you have an accomplished goal once you achieve that.”

Take care of your bike

A mountain bike is an investment that requires routine care and maintenance. O’Hara recommends you take your bike into a shop for a tune-up at least once a year, if not more if you’re riding it daily. Check your tire pressure and lube the chain regularly. “You don’t need to lube your chain every ride, but you want to make sure it doesn’t get too dry or squeaks,” O’Hara said. “Anytime you start a ride, you should always check your brakes and spin the wheels to make sure there’s no obstruction.”

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he rumble of Highway 101 fades as I walk up and over the eastern hills of San Luis Obispo. It’s quiet but for the occasional groan of a cow or screech of a hawk.

Through shaded oak groves and wildflower-dotted grassland, I hike alongside four others who have helped turn this longtime private ranch near the Cuesta Grade into the city of SLO’s newest “greenbelt” property, the Miossi Open Space.

“It’s been a soft opening so far,” says city Sustainability and Natural Resources Director Bob Hill, who’s flanked by three park rangers in uniform. “Since we finished the trail and opened the gates, it’s been about a year, I’d say.”

SLO purchased these 266 acres in late 2018 from the Miossis—a prominent local ranching family dating back to the early 20th century. This property is just a sliver of their ranch, which stretches westward to Cuesta Canyon Park near city limits. The city is currently working with the

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Ranger Niels Grether leads hikers through an underground culvert that crosses the railroad tracks.

Miossis on a conservation easement for the remainder of the ranch.

“I’ve known Gabriel Miossi for I’d say 15 years,” Hill says. “When I came over to the city almost 10 years ago, he sort of walked into City Hall cold. We were originally talking about a conservation easement for the whole ranch. But I could see these trail connection opportunities from Poly Canyon to Old Stagecoach Road, and to West Cuesta Ridge.”

It’s those trail connections that have outdoor enthusiasts most excited about the new acquisition.

In just a few months, the city will start work on a trail that will link the Miossi Open Space to Poly Canyon—which will unlock miles upon miles of newly connected trails throughout the eastern hills.

“In November, we secured a trail agreement with Cal Poly,” Hill explains. “That will dramatically improve the trail circulation network, not only for here but getting up to West Cuesta Ridge, Stenner Springs, and other locations as well.”

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n an early morning in January, crows perched on tree stumps in Laguna Lake Park call to one another above the sprigs of fresh grass brought up by a recent rainstorm.

Every few minutes, a clanging sound reverberates through the open space, echoing through the park, almost blending in with the crows’ call and response.

SLO local Peter McBride’s getting some early morning disc golf practice in. His grip, stance, and windup change slightly with each stroke, a fluid motion of flying elbows and outreached fingertips that slice the disc through the air.

His face hardens as the disc leaves his hand, whirring forward before, clang! The disc tickles the chains and drops into the basket below.

McBride often finds himself in the quiet expanse of Laguna Lake Park, practicing the sport he’s played professionally since he was 16. But his love for disc golfing started long before.

“In fifth grade P.E. we threw Frisbees at cones and learned what disc golf was,” McBride said in a phone interview. “So I convinced my mom to buy me a couple of discs. I went out with a couple of

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my friends and played all summer.

We were all super stoked. Then my friends stopped playing and I just kept on going.”

By 13 years old, McBride started playing in some low-key local tournaments. At one, he got partnered in doubles with one of the better players and they ended up winning.

“I won, like, 40 bucks or something,” McBride said with a laugh. “Of course, my mom paid for the entry fee, but she let me keep the money. I was kind of stoked, like, ‘Wow, I can come out and win a little bit of money, and have fun at the same time.’”

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Yacht Club’s Feb. 5 regatta, the gears of the old, rusty sailboat-launching facility in Morro Bay stopped working.

Sailors said that a temporary fix got it running again, but it’s a Band-Aid on a gaping wound.

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he sound of jangling cowbells filled Morro Bay as almost a dozen daysailer boats glided past bobbing finishing poles. For those few sunny Saturday morning hours, sailors were able to forget about the resources that San Luis Obispo County’s sailing community needs.

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oters from the Oceano Community Services District (OCSD) might experience déjà vu when they scan their primary election ballot this summer.

Measure A-22—called Measure A-20 when voters rejected it in 2020—is a special tax on all real property in the OCSD. It would be collected to maintain rapid response times for 911 medical emergency and fire services through the Five Cities Fire Authority (FCFA).

Property owners would have to pay a flat parcel tax of $180 that would increase by no more than 2 percent every year. But parcel taxes are notoriously hard to pass because they require a two-thirds majority approval. Measure A-20 received 66 percent voter approval in 2020, 11 votes short of a two-thirds majority.

“I believe the board felt that it wanted to respect the majority’s wishes and give them an opportunity to pass it again in 2022 with Measure A-22,” said Will Clemens, the OCSD general manager. “I would guess that if a majority of voters had voted against A-20, the board would not have tried again in 2022.”

All OCSD board members, except one, favored the tax. At a Jan. 26 board meeting, board member Cynthia Replogle, who’s questioned the fire tax since 2020, tried to put her foot down once more.

“My other question is if this measure again fails, how much does it need to fail by for this board to respect the will of the voters?” she asked.

Fellow board members Karen White and Linda Austin took offense.

“I have no respect for Director Replogle, and I’m not even going to answer that question,” replied Austin.

White partly blamed Replogle for the measure’s failure in 2020.

“You’re looking for answers, one of your answers is what didn’t happen last time. You didn’t support Oceano. When 66 percent of the registered voters say yes to something, that’s not a rejection of our plans,” White said.

FIRED UP OCSD board members don’t see eye to eye Replogle responded that she would about the fire tax, which would retain Five Cities Fire have voted in favor if the tax was more Authority services, because of its regressive nature. equitable, to which Austin replied that it wouldn’t be “cheaper the other way.” by a flat tax. But the majority of the board The “other way” is divesting fire service rejected a square-footage based tax alternative powers to San Luis Obispo County. Some community members complained that they don’t after receiving a presentation on it during their Dec. 8, 2021, meeting. know exactly how much more expensive this “I think that it’s really important that Oceano alternative would be. If Measure A-22 doesn’t residents have the full story and all the facts. So receive a two-thirds majority, the OCSD would far, that’s not very forthcoming,” Varni said. lose at least $1 million in property tax revenue OCSD General Manager Clemens said it’s up to the county, as well as its fire station. That to the board’s discretion what they provide to would enable the county to provide three 24the public. hour days per week of fire service to Oceano.

“If the OCSD divests of the power, it Charles Varni, the vice chair of the Oceano would be up to the county to determine what Advisory Council and a member of the Oceano expenditures would be required for them to Beach Community Association, told New Times provide service beyond the three days per that the board never disclosed to the public how week and where they might seek to fund those much the power divesture would cost residents even after they gave public comments asking for expenditures from,” he said. “They are not willing to speculate on that until such time that transparency. the OCSD actually divests of the power.” ∆ Varni said that lower- and middle-class residents would be disproportionally impacted —Bulbul Rajagopal

SLO County supervisors to abolish inclusionary housing program

they amounted to small contributions to what were multi-million-dollar projects. His conclusion about the program: “I don’t think it’s been a success.”

“It’s not making as big of an impact as it should be,” Peschong said. “We wanted to give this a chance. I don’t believe it’s working.”

SLO County’s debate over inclusionary housing dates back years.

In 2019, amid a stalemate on the policy, the board assembled a coalition of stakeholders to discuss a path forward on affordable housing. The coalition—citing a need for between $2 million and $4 million in annual funding—agreed to support the inclusionary fees for another three years, while the county investigated other funding sources.

The pandemic derailed those efforts, according to county officials. But without any plan to replace the revenue generated by inclusionary housing fees, 2nd District Supervisor Bruce Gibson said it would be irresponsible to abolish it.

“The repeal of this is going to eviscerate our affordable housing program,” Gibson said.

“Exactly a month ago, we allocated $500,000 to three different projects out of the inclusionary housing fee. It doesn’t pay for the entire project, but we know it’s a key component to leverage [outside] money.”

Despite voicing similar concerns to Gibson about “not having a path forward,” 3rd District Supervisor Dawn Ortiz-Legg ultimately supported the ordinance repeal.

“I think for the housing industry to carry the complete weight of all of this is something that’s

Calling it a “tax” on new market homes and ineffective policy, the San Luis Obispo County Board of Supervisors voted on March 15 to repeal its inclusionary housing ordinance— its only source of local revenue to support affordable housing.

The 4-1 vote came after supervisors heard an update on the ordinance and after the building industry lobbied against it. Inclusionary housing requires developers, in certain instances, to incorporate a small number of affordable units into their projects or pay in-lieu fees starting at $8 per square foot to support future affordable housing production.

Building industry representatives said they were tired of paying the fees while the county dragged its feet on creating its promised “broadbased” funding solutions for low-income housing.

“It’s time to share that burden with others.

We can no longer bear this societal issue alone,” said Lindy Hatcher, executive director of the Homebuilders’ Association of the Central Coast.

“Neither can our homeowners and renters who ultimately pay this fee.”

According to the county’s report, inclusionary housing fees have generated as little as $130,961 and as much as $816,235 annually between 2017 and 2021. Those funds contributed to eight new affordable housing projects that totaled 222 units.

But the numbers did not impress 1st District Supervisor John Peschong, who argued that

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unfair and I can’t support,” Ortiz-Legg said.

Fourth District Supervisor Lynn Compton echoed that view and called the fees a tax passed down to homebuyers.

“A tax on top of a home does not make it more affordable,” Compton said.

But Gibson argued that the ordinance already exempts new homes built at 2,200 square feet or smaller. Any house larger than that is likely unaffordable to most moderate-income residents anyway, he said.

“I can’t see any case to be made that the inclusionary housing fee affects the ‘missing middle’ here,” Gibson said. “I can’t see any way we should be repealing this inclusionary housing fee.”

The formal repeal of the ordinance will come back at a future board meeting.

—Peter Johnson

Scott Smith to stay with Coast Unified as superintendent

After receiving a controversial pay raise earlier this year, only to announce his retirement shortly thereafter, a North Coast school administrator was just hired as Coast Unified School District’s new superintendent.

Scott Smith, who currently splits his time as superintendent between Cayucos Elementary School District and Coast Unified under a shared services agreement, was offered a 10 percent pay raise earlier this year. Though his pay schedule would have already given him NEWS continued page 6

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annual pay increases, the districts’ school boards both voted to approve a $220,085 salary for Smith in January—which came with some pushback from Cayucos parents.

A month later, he announced his retirement.

“I want to thank the trustees for their recent vote of confidence and pay increase that they have provided for me,” Smith said in a Feb. 4 message shared to ParentSquare. “Despite their best efforts to get me to delay my retirement a little longer, I intend to submit my retirement notice.”

Now, Smith’s decided that he’s not quite ready to retire. Coast Unified’s school board offered him a new superintendent position at its March 10 meeting, and he accepted. The two year, standalone contract will go into effect on July 1, 2022, with a base salary of $190,620.

Coast Unified’s board passed the agreement unanimously, which means that instead of splitting his time between the two districts, Smith will serve Coast Unified exclusively—which also means the district’s budget will be taking the full brunt of his salary. Before, Coast and Cayucos shared the cost 50-50.

School board President Samuel Shalhoub told New Times that Smith’s salary will come out of the general fund, “same as any other employee.”

But some community members have concerns about the finances. Coast Unified will have to pay nearly double what it was paying to employ Smith before.

“Taking money directly from very needy student programs for those children who[se] pandemic-related academic skills have fallen far, far behind and pay an over-the-top salary to a superintendent, is a disaster for the children and verylow-paid teachers struggling to make ends meet,” Facebook user Brad Bailey commented on Shalhoub’s post.

Shalhoub told New Times that he’s looking forward to Smith being able to devote himself to Coast Unified full time.

“Scott’s hands-on,” Shalhoub said. “He literally is on the ground on our school sites working alongside his employees, and that is rare. We’ll see more of that because he won’t be split 50-50.”

Smith said that he never really saw the split-time arrangement as a permanent solution.

“I made sure that I got both districts all the way through COVID, and I stayed with both to get them through,” he told New Times. “Now that that’s changing, it just kind of evolved.”

Smith said he’s looking forward to continuing to build out Coast Unified’s career technical education programs.

“On a larger scale, I’m looking forward to just continuing to focus on students and student needs, and partnering with the community to do so,” Smith said.

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Grover Beach partners with 5CHC for future shelter

Grover Beach’s winter warming center and proposed Pallet-style homes are about to receive a companion. At least, the land has been earmarked for it.

The Grover Beach City Council unanimously approved the purchase of 0.44 acres of unused property at 955 South 4th St. during its March 14 meeting. With the help of 5 Cities

Homeless Coalition (5CHC), the beach city plans to build something that could be the first shelter space in the area operating year-round.

“Between the county and 5 Cities Homeless Coalition, it takes a proverbial village to make a proverbial village,” Grover Beach Mayor Jeff Lee said at the meeting.

Grover Beach City Manager Matthew Bronson told New Times that based on when the city gets grant funding, the facility could open as early as 2023. In its early planning stages, the project aims to set up a non-congregate space that could serve as bridge housing or even as an emergency shelter.

At the March 14 City Council meeting, Bronson said that the proposed structure wouldn’t be a large multi-use building like San Luis Obispo’s 40 Prado building run by Community Action Partnership SLO. Grover Beach’s facility is intended to be between 10,000 and 15,000 square feet, constructed relatively quickly at a lower cost.

Using $425,000 from the American Rescue Plan Act, the city plans to acquire the South 4th Street property and enter a 55-year lease agreement wtih 5CHC. But the length of the lease left Councilmember Robert Robert wondering about what would happen once the time was up.

“Most of us won’t be here after 55 years, but I think there should still be a plan to know what to do after 55 years for our children and grandchildren,” Robert said at the meeting.

Community activists recently criticized the city for its treatment of the homeless.

On Feb. 23, the city relocated several homeless people sheltering at Ramona Park to do a deep clean of the area. But the move drew heavy criticism from a group called Santa Barbara-San Luis Obispo (SBSLO) Alliance.

“This is infuriating! @ cityofgroverbeachca You better have provided housing to the folxs who called that Ramona Park home,” read a comment left by the group on the city’s Instagram post talking about the cleanup.

One of the group’s biggest criticisms of the city is that the area doesn’t have a dedicated homeless shelter, it only has a warming shelter, which operates in the winter on days when the weather is going to be significantly cold or wet.

Bronson told New Times that the city asked homeless people to temporarily vacate the space while it carried out the cleaning and maintenance project.

“The lack of shelter space in our area means that the city is severely limited in enforcing its camping ordinance in parks and other public spaces and underscores the need for more shelter capacity like what is proposed at this site,” he said.

—Bulbul Rajagopal

SLO balks at further crackdowns on St. Patrick’s Day partying

After several pre-St. Patrick’s Day parties spilled into residential neighborhoods and awoke residents early in the morning on March 12, the San Luis Obispo City Council discussed whether or not stiffer penalties could deter Cal Poly students from partying around the holiday.

But, similar to past years, the council ultimately left it alone.

“I absolutely do not want this to come back,” Councilmember Carlyn Christianson said at a March 15 City

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Council meeting. “We’ve just come out of two years of COVID. We had a few parties that, yes, created noise disturbance that was very disturbing to the residents close by, but weren’t some terrible thing that needs this kind of reaction.”

On March 12, police officers responded to multiple parties near Cal Poly’s campus beginning at 4 a.m., which took about an hour “to get under control,” according to SLO Police Chief Rick Scott. In all, officers arrested three people on drunk in public charges and issued 16 citations.

“We are happy to report we did not have any injuries, either on our police force or with our public,” Scott said. “We did have a couple that were transported by EMS for alcohol-related activities.”

In 2015, a pre-St. Patrick’s Day rooftop party in SLO ended with a roof collapse that sent 10 people to the hospital. Since then, the city has discussed various ideas to discourage unsafe, disruptive partying.

At the March 15 meeting, Councilmember Jan Marx floated the idea of extending the time around St. Patrick’s Day when the city enforces a “safety enhancement zone”—where fines for infractions like unruly gatherings or excessive noise are doubled.

Currently, a safety enhancement zone is in effect from midnight on March 17 to 7 a.m. on March 18. But Marx wanted to see the zone include the weekend before the holiday.

“I know it’s a can of worms, but practically speaking, it [the partying] is not going to continue to migrate earlier and earlier,” Marx said. “They want to do it the weekend before St. Patrick’s Day, because it’s usually the weekend before ‘dead week,’ and then they have finals.

Then they leave.

“We can’t just say, oh well, young people will be young people and they will always wear green and jump up and down. At some point we have to try to get a grip on it,” she added.

While Mayor Erica Stewart said she’d be open to a discussion, she and Christianson noted that students would likely still find ways to plan around it.

City Manager Derek Johnson also argued that, in general, the partying around St. Patrick’s Day has mellowed out.

—Peter Johnson

To get around this issue, the district received legal advice to design a community pool that would serve the city of Paso Robles and the district’s students.

After determining that a 50-meter pool wasn’t large enough to serve all the needs of the community, the district added a second, 25-yard pool to the plan.

“There was a timeline of projects to be accomplished,” Bausch said of the measure. “Marie Bauer, Glen Speck, Georgia Brown, lots of other facilities, and then the pool.”

But previous Superintendent Chris Williams convinced the district to purchase two pools in 2017—a decision that has weighed on the district since, and was criticized by the SLO County grand jury in its report, “A Cautionary Tale.”

“The cost of purchase, installation, and maintenance of those two pools could not be justified given other facilities and general fund needs of the district,” current Superintendent Curt Dubost said in a March 11 newsletter. “Unfortunately, the prior administration had proceeded with the premature purchase of both pools as originally envisioned, and both still today sit in crates at the high school.”

But the district is still pool-less, so administrators proposed a new plan at the board’s March 8 meeting: “declare surplus and sell the smaller pool (a potential buyer has been identified), and downsize the 50-meter pool to the basic 38-meter length common for high school dual meets,” Dubost wrote.

The Swim Paso Association, an organization devoted to making water safety, sport, and fitness accessible to all, supports this option.

“Considering that the aquatics community has needed a regulation, competitive pool for decades, and our swimmers and water polo players are swimming in an old, non-regulation pool, we feel this is the best opportunity to get the children in this community a safe, competitive pool,” association Chair Gwen Severson told New Times.

But Trustee Bausch’s question still MUSIC remains: Is it legal under the Measure M bond?

“Can we build just one pool at the FLAVOR/EATS high school, or do we need to build two?”

Bausch asked in a March 15 interview. “If Legal questions we removeINFO the community aspect, can we remain about Paso even build it at the high school, or does it school pool proposal need to be built at another site? We hope Paso Robles Joint Unified School to have that information back from the CALENDAR District (PRJUSD) is closer than ever attorney next week.” to building a long-awaited pool after The board gave unanimous direction at district leadership proposed a compromise OPINION its March 8 meeting to move solution. But the legality forward with the sale of the of it all is still murky. small pool and design of the NEWS “We need to build compromise 38-meter pool, this pool, but we can’t Send any news with a final vote to happen break the law to do it,” or story tips to in April—after the district’s STROKES PRJUSD board member news@newtimesslo.com. legal counsel gives their Chris Bausch said. opinion and the proposal The initial plan was ARTS is reviewed by the Citizens to build a 50-meter competitive pool, Oversight Committee. desperately needed by student athletes —Malea Martin who currently practice at the municipal pool, which doesn’t meet competition Correction regulations. The idea was to fund the • In last week’s (March 10) news project through Measure M, which passed brief titled, “Addis captures California in 2016.

Democratic Party endorsement, leads Based on space, “the swimming pool fundraising,” New Times inaccurately design would have to go at the high stated which counties are included in the school,” Bausch said. “The problem new 30th Assembly District. Parts of San with that is that we were passing an Luis Obispo, Monterey, and Santa Cruz elementary and middle school bond—we weren’t allowed to spend any money at the counties are in the new district. New high school.”

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Water dispute Coastal Commission denies single family home projects in Cambria, citing water issues— now an applicant plans to sue

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hen Al Hadian bought two lots on Cambria Pines Road in 2018, he didn’t expect to run into any issues while developing the properties.

He went through the San Luis Obispo County Planning Department’s permitting process and was ready to build a home on his property—but then he ran into a roadblock.

“It was sent to the Coastal Commission, and all of a sudden two of the commissioners wanted to appeal the project,” Hadian said.

This was in 2019, when Hadian applied to develop the first of his two neighboring properties. Commission staff said there wasn’t sufficient water in Cambria to serve new developments like Hadian’s.

“I thought that this would be a slam dunk because I have a water meter that is active, I am paying my bills, I’m a premoratorium customer,” Hadian said, but the project was ultimately denied.

Now, he’s trying again: He wants to build a single family residence, a detached garage, a gazebo, a greenhouse, a porch, and a couple of decks on his other property. The project was approved by the county last year and even survived a public appeal in September.

But once again, the California Coastal Commission staff recommended denial of Hadian’s project at its March 11 meeting. They also recommended denial of a similar project proposed by Ralph Bookout, also on Cambria Pines Road.

“Cambria has a longstanding water issue,” Coastal Commission planner Esme Wahl told New Times. “Cambria gets all of its water from San Simeon and Santa Rosa creeks, and current extractions of these creeks are adversely affecting the creeks and their associated riparian habitats.”

Wahl said that SLO County’s Local Coastal Program (LCP) requires coastal watershed streams and riparian vegetation to be protected. It also requires an adequate and sustainable water supply to serve development.

“We’re not able to make either of those

findings, and as a result, we have to deny this new development in Cambria,” Wahl said.

Hadian argues that because his properties have water meters that predate the Cambria Community Services District (CCSD) Water Code Section 350 emergency declaration in November 2001—which created a development moratorium—he is entitled to water service on his property and should be able to develop it. These grandfathered water meters are defined by the CCSD as non-active service commitments that are connected to the district’s water system.

“Grandfathers pay minimum bimonthly billing to maintain their status,” the CCSD’s website states.

Hadian said the owners of his properties have paid those bills since April 2001, which predates the water emergency declaration by about six months. Hadian’s two properties and Bookout’s property are all listed as existing commitments in a 2021 document posted on the CCSD’s website.

When the county Planning Department approved Hadian’s project in 2021, it was appealed by a few members of the public.

That appeal was denied by the county Board of Supervisors, and at the time, the board cited Hadian’s grandfathered water meter as a reason for upholding the Planning Department’s approval.

“Adequate public service capacities are available to serve the proposed development because the project is using [a] grandfathered meter and was part of the CCSD’s existing commitment list,” the board’s findings state.

About the time the moratorium was adopted, the CCSD determined that the water demand for its existing commitments was equivalent to just more than 200 dwelling units. The Coastal Commission recognized these existing commitments as exempt from the moratorium in a 2002 permit granted to Steve and Sue Monaco, according to board findings.

“In addition, in 2007, the Coastal Commission approved the North Coast Area Plan, which included [a]

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“I’m not destroying the forest at all, I am actually reviving this forest,” Hadian said. “As soon as I have a roof ready, I have plans to harvest my roof rain water and use it exclusively for irrigation purposes so that I cut off my use of potable water from CCSD.” Despite the two applicants’ arguments, the Coastal Commission ultimately followed WATER WOES Cambria property owner Al staff recommendations to deny Hadian says his lot has a pre-moratorium water Hadian’s and Bookout’s projects meter on it, and believes he should be able to at its March 11 meeting. develop and receive water services because of it.

“The reality is, there’s a severe The California Coastal Commission disagreed. water problem in Cambria, and when a project cannot be served requirement that allowed for development by a sustainable source, as is the case of ‘water service commitments existing as here, the LCP explicitly requires denial,” of Nov. 15, 2001,’” the findings state.

Wahl told commissioners during the The CCSD reiterated its support for meeting. “The projects are significantly the projects during public comment at the inconsistent with LCP provisions for March 11 Coastal Commission meeting. water supply, ESHA [environmentally “We indeed do stand by our contractual sensitive habitat areas], and related obligation to provide water service to all resources.” the lots in tract 1804,” where Hadian’s Hadian said he feels unfairly caught and Booking’s properties are located, in the crosshairs of a problem between CCSD Utilities Department Manager/ the Coastal Commission and the CCSD. District Engineer Ray Dienzo said.

He believes that issue dates back to the But Wahl with the Coastal Commission water reclamation facility the CCSD said a commitment from the CCSD isn’t implemented under an emergency permit. going to cut it.

“During 2014, Gov. Brown authorized “Our standard of review is the Local water municipalities to do whatever Coastal Program, and not an outside they can to get more water because of document like a commitment they have with the drought condition. So the CCSD MUSIC CCSD,” Wahl told New Times. “Based on the took advantage of that law and without fact that [water] extractions are negatively going to the Coastal Commission, they affecting the creeks, which is not compliant built their water reclamation facility,” FLAVOR/EATS with the LCPs, we can’t approve these.”

Hadian said. “So because of that, there’s a Water debacles aside, there’s also the problem between the Coastal Commission INFO … I don’t think it is right and the CCSD. Monterey pine trees that both Hadian’s for me to be a collateral kind of hostage and Bookout’s projects propose cutting here between the two agencies, which I down. Hadian’s project proposal includes CALENDAR have nothing to do with.” the removal of 50 trees, and Bookout’s Despite the commission’s decision, would cut down 70.

Hadian said he isn’t giving up.

“There’s a lot of policies that protect OPINION “We are going to take significant forest resources, legal action because and Monterey pine forest is one of those,” Wahl NEWS my constitutional right is being violated,” he said. “Both of them Send any news said, “and as a matter would be cutting down or story tips to STROKES of principle I am going a significant number of news@newtimesslo.com. to have to defend my trees, so there’s a second constitutional right.” ∆ issue here.”

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many people actually submitted letters new water and wastewater rates. The city needed 4,444 protests against the opposing this rate increase. We have no proposed billing structure to reject it, way of knowing that, so it doesn’t feel but only received 15 by the end of the very fair.” meeting. Starting on April 19, customer Others like Ken Leonard, who has been bills—arriving every other month—will living in Arroyo Grande for 24 years, said reflect the hike. his large family of eight would be unfairly “I think in a number of ways, it’s a good impacted by the new rates even though system because it’s transparent and open. they are already conserving water.

It’s effective and it ensures that we keep “I turned off my irrigation seven moving forward in a way that provides years ago. We’re very careful with how service at a low cost while also providing we use water, that’s how I was raised. us a mechanism to make investments in Right now, we run about 20 units per bill our system and keep moving forward,” mid extreme drought conditions that puts us mostly in tier 1 under the McDonald said. on the Central Coast, water rates current system,” Leonard said. “In the But at the hearing, some of the in Arroyo Grande are about to new scheme, as I understand it, half of dissenters complained about how shoot up. our water use is in tier 2, and we’re doing expensive the rates were going to be Being more mindful about daily water the absolute minimum that we can do in for them. Water will cost them 6.4 use seems like the obvious solution to the house: full laundry loads, no leaking percent more this spring, and the price save both money and parched land—but fixtures anywhere, there’s nothing else will continue to increase by the same not according to the city’s new water and we can do to cut our water use. Yet, we’re percentage each year through 2026. wastewater rate study. being penalized as though we’re being Wastewater rates are set to increase by “We’re stuck in the cycle of the less careless with our water use.”

8.3 percent over the same time period. water you use, the more your rates need Arroyo Grande officials informed the This means that customers would pay to go up to account for the less usage. public that the rate increases are overdue an average of $8.51 more overall each As people conserve more, it doesn’t cost because water rates were last set for billing period. Currently, the average us less to run our systems as a general fiscal years 2014-15 through 2018-19, and single-family unit that uses 1,900 cubicrule. The only additional cost then is wastewater rates have been frozen since feet of water pays $131.22. By fiscal year the actual water itself,” Arroyo Grande 2009. As part of the latest rate study, the 2025-26, they would have to pay $179.07 City Manager Whitney McDonald said city even planned to add a stormwater fee for the same quantity.

Likewise, 1,900 at the March 8 City Council meeting. “I but received pushback from a watchdog cubic-feet of wastewater presently sets understand it can be hard because we’re organization.MUSIC back customers by $68.49, and by fiscal asking people to cut back and they have In December 2019, the Howard Jarvis year 2024-25, it would cost $77. to pay more for less water that they’re Association challenged Arroyo Grande City staff tabulated these rates using. We’re all in that together, we’re for trying to FLAVOR/EATS implement stormwater fees, accounting for Arroyo Grande’s trying to make sure we can continue to which it said was legally noncompliant. participation in the Central Coast Blue provide service. That’s what our goal is Later, when COVID-19 struck, the city recycled water project, where it will pay here.” was forced toINFO pause an updated rate for 25 percent of the $55 million cost.

McDonald explained to New Times proposal. It used American Rescue Plan Arroyo Grande residents Dennis and that water costs in Arroyo Grande don’t Act funds to CALENDAR cover operational costs Kelly Royer questioned the Proposition tend to fluctuate wildly, depending on during that time. But now those reserves 218 process at the hearing. The city has the amount used. However, the city still have shrunk, and McDonald said that the to notify customers about the hearing 45 has to maintain its water system. As new charges OPINION are also supposed to build days in advance, but the Royers customers cut back on their water usage, back reserve targets. claimed they received their Arroyo Grande ends up with less revenue “As part of that slip only three weeks to keep operations running smoothly— NEWS vicious cycle, in addition prior to the meeting. and increasing rates is the solution that to you using less water Send any news The whole process, they gets the city back in the black. or story tips to and paying more for the said, made them feel very STROKES “It’s just a cycle that every organization uncomfortable. news@newtimesslo.com. units you use, the longer that goes through Prop. 218 struggles we wait, the higher the “Probably the most with,” McDonald said. democratic way of soliciting ARTSincrease,” she said.

The Arroyo Grande City Council true input from the community is not Even with escalating costs, the city’s held a Proposition 218 hearing on those this letter of opposition that requires all average bimonthly water bill for a singleproposed increases on March 8, where this testament statement that you live family unit would be one of the lowest in residents could send in their written there,” Kelly said at the meeting. “You San Luis Obispo County, according to city opinions as part of the rate protest say you need a quorum of 51 percent to data, second only to Grover Beach. process. If the majority of the city’s overturn this effort to increase the rates.

McDonald said Arroyo Grande water customers didn’t protest the rate As a resident, we’ll never know how achieved this with cautious investments, increase, Arroyo Grande could adopt the highly dedicated staff, and being proactively FILE SCREENSHOT FROM ARROYO GRANDE STAFF REPORT involved with the Lopez Reservoir Project.

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Throughout the seven-minute circuit workout, an instructor’s voice blares through my phone speaker, reminding me of what to do next and when each station’s 45 seconds of work is up.

The entire circuit feels like it’s over in a flash, but by the end of it, I’m sweating, breathing heavily, and feeling it in my arms, legs, and core. I’m also ready for more—so I start scrolling through the Fitness Court app to pick another seven-minute workout from the 26 options.

This outdoor gym model is brand new to the Central Coast, according THE CIRCUIT San Luis Obispo recently to SLO Parks and Recreation unveiled a new Fitness Court at Emerson Park, Director Greg Avakian. Fitness which has seven stations and more than 25 unique, seven-minute workouts of varying Court, a company based in San difficulties on a free phone app.

Francisco, is in more than 150 cities across the country, but before ups—won’t take long. And for the price of opening in SLO last month, the nothing, it’s a sweet deal. closest location was Santa Cruz.

“It’s crazy timing with the pandemic “They’re starting to pop up,” Avakian and people wanting to get outside to do told New Times. “The opportunity is it’s workouts—this is that opportunity,” free. It’s open from sunrise to sunset.

Avakian said. “We have a great climate And with the app and website, it’s selfand a very active community.” guided or you can do it in a group. Right now, people are excited because it looks amazing. It’s clean; it’s new; it’s more Fast facts modern.”

• The Cohousing Company, an The facility certainly shines at “internationally renowned and proven Emerson Park, an aging downtown park homeless community developer,” is that needs an injection of new amenities. coming to SLO on March 19 for a Luckily for locals, that makeover is free presentation about its creative coming soon: the city recently received a solutions to homelessness. Charles $2.8 million state grant to build a new Durrett, the founder, is behind more dog park, basketball courts, bocce ball than 50 affordable and supportive courts, and a larger playground at the housing communities throughout the park. country, according to Hope’s Village “The stars are aligning for Emerson SLO. Durrett will speak at 7 p.m. at Park right now,” Avakian said. “We’re Mountainbrook Church, at 1775 excited for the next 18 months of what’s Calle Joaquin in SLO. “Please join us for going to happen over there.”

MUSIC this free presentation and see how we The Fitness Court is the first ball to can create a model community for SLO drop there, so to speak—although its County and be known as leaders in caring FLAVOR/EATS planning came well before the grant did. for our unhoused neighbors,” a Hope’s Avakian explained that the city had long Village press release read. For more hoped to replace Emerson’s old outdoor information,INFO visit cohousingco.com. gym, which was a couple of decades old • Undoc Summit: United We Rise, and obsolete, and found Fitness Court Together We Dream! is scheduled for during its research. One big perk that CALENDAR Middle School.

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ith the muted bellow of W “maaahhvelous” on his lips; the libretto of his latest work—an opera—on his desk; and his never-ending search for “self and soul” on his mind, a giant intellectual sequoia was quietly felled at 105 years young on February 22nd in his home in a wooded area near Cal Poly shared with his surviving very English wife, a lifelong yoga teacher and dance therapist, Elisabeth--chocolate coconspirators both.

Joseph Isaac Abrahams was a leading psychoanalyst of the criminal mind. Joe was also too gnarly for any diseases, too agile on the dance floor for a slip and fall, too busy to just go quietly to join his beloved mother, Sara.

His late-in-life loss of eyesight and reduced hearing frustrated, but did not end, his dictation of ready-to-print text to many faithful Cal Poly students and friends for his last book and others left unfinished at 103 years.

Whether listening to someone read the Sunday NY Times, faithfully tuning to Amy Goodman or Rachel Maddow or swimming daily laps into his last decade, Joe was always a participant, never a mere spectator. The spelling of a word in English, the translation of another into Yiddish or German, the pronunciation of a French word, or laying bare the nub of a lengthy discussion, shy he was not. God gave him a howitzer voice and a majestic Mount Rushmore head, and he never stopped using either.

Joe’s 105-year ride began in Dallas, Texas, one of four children, and led him toward an enduring love of history and politics, the latter in which he was very active in SLO, but a stronger interest was in the many strands of messianism.

Pushing him particularly was an overwhelming concern for leaving the world a better place, or as he put it, “…wanting to understand the alienated individual….”

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As an army doctor in WWII, Joe began his life’s work with the lost souls, found in military psych wards, later to culminate in his career as head of psychiatry in the state mental hospital for the criminally insane in Atascadero, from which, after building on his pioneering group therapy work, he retired.

After the war, but before his work at ASH, Joe’s life and work was in the San Diego area of La Jolla. There he was blinded by a date with Elisabeth, not Queen, but close. She not so blinded; he was playing the field, she disdained it.

Shooting his best game to enhance his arsenal to, as Elisabeth dismisses today, “make himself more competitive in the market,” he took his ego to intensive ballroom dancing lessons. She watched from on and off the sidelines for eleven years, before committing to this hurricane of a man. They married in San Diego.

In addition to his wife, Elisabeth, Joe leaves daughter Lisa, grandsons Robert and Eric, Rhoda, his younger sister—95 years old—a niece, Joyce Dara and many friends, whose lives are richer for the company of this man, who, with Elisabeth, could to the very end bust out in a chorus of “I Could Have Danced All Night,” sometimes accompanied during his last hospice phase by friends with a guitar, a harp, bongos, bells, and a gong. He did not want to leave the party, so when it was time, they had to carry him out feet first.

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MUSCIO, HAROLD, 93, of Santa Maria passed away 3/4/2022 arrangements with Dudley-Hoffman Mortuary, Crematory & Memory Gardens NEANG, LY, 95, of Atascadero passed away 3/1/2022 arrangements with Chapel of the Roses NONELLA, VINCENT, 87, of Nipomo passed away 3/6/2022 arrangements with DudleyHoffman Mortuary, Crematory & Memory Gardens O’ROURKE, SEAN RAYMOND, 69, of Atascadero passed away 3/4/2022 arrangements with Chapel of the Roses ONTIVEROS, ROBERT JR., 65, of Santa Maria passed away 3/13/2022 arrangements with Dudley-Hoffman Mortuary, Crematory & Memory Gardens ORMISTON, JOHN FREDERICK, 74, of Atascadero passed away 3/8/2022 arrangements with Chapel of the Roses

DELGADO, VINCENT ZARAGOZA, 62, of Santa Maria passed away 3/5/2022 arrangements with Dudley-Hoffman Mortuary, Crematory & Memory Gardens

RIOS, PEDRO TORRES, 74, of Grover Beach passed away 2/28/2022 arrangements with Marshall Spoo Sunset Funeral Chapel

DUNN, PATRICIA HARRISON, 80, of Nipomo passed away 3/8/2022 arrangements with Dudley-Hoffman Mortuary, Crematory & Memory Gardens

RUIZ, LUIS “MANDO,” 73, of Santa Maria passed away 3/7/2022 arrangements with Dudley-Hoffman Mortuary, Crematory & Memory Gardens

EDGERTON, JANET CONSTANCE, 77, of Arroyo Grande passed away 3/6/2022 arrangements with Marshall Spoo Sunset Funeral Chapel

SAMS, RICHARD, 54, of Santa Margarita passed away 3/9/2022 arrangements with Blue Sky Cremation Service

ESCOBAR, VINCENT MARTY, 67, of Los Alamos passed away 3/4/2022 arrangements with Dudley-Hoffman Mortuary, Crematory & Memory Gardens GARFINKEL, ANN MIDDLETON, 87, of Los Osos passed away 3/4/2022 arrangements with Los Osos Valley Mortuary & Memorial Park HERRINGTON, EMMIT, 21, of Paso Robles passed away 2/26/2022 arrangements with Blue Sky Cremation Service HOWLAND, CLYDE ERVIN, 89, of Grover Beach passed away 3/4/2022 arrangements with Marshall Spoo Sunset Funeral Chapel

SANFRANEK, ELLEN GENEVIEVE, 95, of Paso Robles passed away 3/3/2022 arrangements with Chapel of the Roses SAUCEDO, JULIO R. JR., 85, of Santa Maria passed away 3/10/2022 arrangements with Dudley-Hoffman Mortuary, Crematory & Memory Gardens SCHMEHL, RALPH W. III, 69, of Santa Maria passed away 3/6/2022 arrangements with Dudley-Hoffman Mortuary, Crematory & Memory Gardens SEALE, CAROL, 79, of Atascadero passed away 2/15/2022 arrangements with Blue Sky Cremation Service

JORDAN, JOAN M., 90, of Santa Maria passed away 3/7/2022 arrangements with Dudley-Hoffman Mortuary, Crematory & Memory Gardens

TACKETT, BONNIE SUE, 73, of San Luis Obispo passed away 3/4/2022 arrangements with Marshall Spoo Sunset Funeral Chapel

MINOR, JUDITH IRENE, 86, of Arroyo Grande passed away 3/3/2022 arrangements with Marshall Spoo Sunset Funeral Chapel

VAN BERGEN, WOLF OTTO, 80, of Atascadero passed away 3/6/2022 arrangements with Chapel of the Roses

MORRIS, CATHERINE “CATHY,” 69, of Santa Maria passed away 3/11/2022 arrangements with Dudley-Hoffman Mortuary, Crematory & Memory Gardens

WERBELOW, DONALD M., 84, of Santa Maria passed away 3/7/2022 arrangements with Dudley-Hoffman Mortuary, Crematory & Memory Gardens

MUNOZ, OCCAR, 77, of Morro Bay passed away 2/28/2022 arrangements with Blue Sky Cremation Service

WEST, DENISE P., 65, of Arroyo Grande passed away 3/4/2022 arrangements with Los Osos Valley Mortuary & Memorial Park

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BY ERIK GORHAM

Who’s smearing whom?

As campaign season kicks off, the Republican Party has a bone to pick with The Tribune

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he Tribune accused the San Luis Obispo County GOP of a plan to “smear anyone linked to the late Adam Hill” in an editorial on March 13 (“SLO County GOP’s election strategy: Smear anyone ‘linked’ to the late Adam Hill”). Sorry, the plan is to provide the public the ugly truth about several candidates running for the SLO County Board of Supervisors.

This is an example of the pot calling the kettle black. During the last election, The Tribune wanted to know if Republican candidates voted for Trump, before trashing them for being like Trump.

Tribune columnist and local political consultant Tom Fulks regularly demeans Republicans on the board based on national figures, but for journalistic integrity, he temporarily steps down shortly before each campaign season starts.

The Tribune accuses those who link people who worked hand in glove with Adam Hill—a man who threatened people, harassed critics, and extorted business owners for votes—of character assassination.

Less than six months ago, Helios Dayspring admitted to bribing Hill for favorable votes on cannabis issues.

During the past two years, the FBI raided the county building, Hill’s home, and Dayspring’s home.

In its editorial, The Tribune calls Dayspring’s guilty plea and admission he bribed Hill “an allegation of political corruption.” If bribery and extortion is not

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political corruption, what is?

For years, the Tribune blindly supported Hill, while Dayspring was one of their top advertisers. Dayspring’s business, which he conveniently put in his girlfriend’s name after the FBI raided his home, is still advertising in The Tribune.

In a recent email advertisement, The Tribune’s favorite candidate, SLO County 2nd District Supervisor Bruce Gibson, accused his opponents of being MAGA supporters, all without any evidence.

Gibson’s advertisement tries to link local GOP candidates to issues involving controversial out-of-state Republicans.

Gibson’s advertisement claims his opponents want “to suppress the right to vote, deny women their own health care choices, outlaw use of the word ‘gay’ by educators, and require parents of trans children to be reported as child abusers.”

Talk about fabricating smears while failing to discuss local issues.

Last week, 2nd District supervisor candidate Bruce Jones sent The Tribune an opinion piece, no mention of his opponents, though he laid out the issues he finds important. The Tribune hasn’t yet published Jones’ opinion.

“What I will do in office: Work to clean up the corruption, promote a more efficient and fair permitting process, support parents’ right to make medical decisions for their children, stand by the 80 percent of residents who voted to protect their water rights, support increasing the number of deputies in District 2, and bring honesty and

integrity back to the District 2 supervisor seat,” Jones wrote in his opinion piece.

Even so, The Tribune editorial accuses Republicans running for office of failing to discuss the issues.

The Tribune goes on to claim the GOP “plans to trash anyone who had even a tenuous connection to Hill.” Unlike The Tribune, the GOP does not think that just voting for or supporting a deeply flawed man, who many thought was a good supervisor, taints anyone.

I believe stopping corruption is a key issue in a county that has been under an FBI corruption investigation for years.

On the Dave Congalton show, I did say we have to put out the dirt on those tied to corruption. By dirt, I mean the truth no matter how ugly.

Gibson, who voted lockstep with Hill for years, berated anyone who accused Hill and others of corruption. Along with Hill, Gibson not only voted in support of Dayspring’s business plans, but trashed others for voicing their concerns.

Gibson is currently paying Dayspring’s former right-hand man, Nick Andre, to work for his campaign.

During his last run for office, 4th District candidate Jimmy Paulding was regularly flanked by Hill. For his campaign consultant, Paulding chose Andre.

Hill appointed current 3rd District Supervisor Dawn Ortiz-Legg to the Planning Commission, where Ortiz-Legg supported Dayspring’s business. During her swearing in as supervisor, Ortiz-Legg said she planned to continue the legacy of Adam Hill. This is what The Tribune refers to as a tenuous connection.

Before penning their editorial, Tribune staffers contacted the U.S. Attorney’s Office to learn that the corruption investigation into SLO County is ongoing. The editors

then attempted to downplay the future of the criminal probe: “And there could be additional arrests—possibly this year, or next year, or three or four years from now, or never,” the editorial says. “In other words, who knows how long this investigation may drag on, and whether federal officials will even tell us when it’s over.”

The job of the media is to hold politicians accountable, not to wave pompoms in the air for a political party. I expect more from The Tribune, because they are the paper of record.

While The Tribune focuses their attacks on local Republican candidates based on the presidential candidate they voted for, they want the public to forget about the corruption that has ravaged our county.

It’s time to elect residents who put ethics, integrity, and our community first. ∆ Erik Gorham is a member of the Republican Party of SLO County, which endorsed Bruce Jones for 2nd District supervisor. Send a response for publication to letters@newtimesslo.com.

Letters How can we prevent a world war?

Everyone who read the New Times article about the Narozhnyi family should have deep sympathy for their plight (“At War from afar,” March 10). Vladimir Putin is Hitler with a Russian face, both were and are brutal monsters that spread death and hatred based on their lies and greed for power. Hitler smashed into Poland and France with his blitzkrieg.

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massive war machine. He’s cut off all lines of communication so the Russian people won’t know the suffering and death he is causing. Any Russian who protests Putin’s brutal war is threatened with prison. He’s closed off almost all means for Ukranians to receive humanitarian aid or a means to escape.

The Western democracies’ economic sanctions may financially hurt Putin and his wealthy cronies but won’t stop the monster’s war. What can the democratic countries of the world do without giving Putin the excuse to start a catastrophic world war? Putin has been engaged in a cyberwar to acrimoniously divide and confuse the United States since at least the 2016 presidential election.

Charles Ewing Paso Robles

The Ukraine situation is serious

“Rooting for Ukraine” (March 10): What a juvenile, moronic headline. This isn’t the Super Bowl. It’s not March Madness. This is a war with people dying.

New Times should treat it as such.

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Many years ago I attended a SLO County Board of Supervisors’ meeting for the first time. I was moved to comment on a golf course proposed to be built at the foot of Hollister Peak just off Highway 1.

Now we have another proposal from another tone-deaf company that apparently can find nowhere else for their industrial project except at the base of one of the most iconic Morros (“Coastal Commission stops drilling off Highway 1,” March 3).

The idea behind the massive energy storage plant is fairly new and sounds interesting. But it is not not compatible with the the unique location. State Highway 1 is a national scenic byway and a designated all-American road.

The land around Hollister Peak has been in productive agriculture since the 1800s. The peak itself has been protected for years by a local family. The land contains cultural, historic, and scenic resources of importance to locals and tourists alike.

The Morros are a unique geological feature special to the residents and visitors in our county, and Hollister Peak is not a place compatible with a huge industrial plant. When considered, all the downsides of this project turn a proposed “green” project brown.

Christine Mulholland San Luis Obispo

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plans to run a dirty campaign. Republican Central Committee member Erik Gorhman said: “If you’re going to run against an incumbent, it has to be a dirty fight.” Is this what we want in our elections—doing anything to win, regardless of ethics?

They plan on using guilt by association.

I ask them: If your friend or colleague breaks the law, does that make you guilty?

Of course not! Voters of any party should not fall for such character assassination.

These negative campaign plans show a party attitude likely to carry over to other elections, if successful. Is this dirty politics what you want—Republicans, independents, and Democrats?

Those willing to serve our community are deserving of respect and thanks, regardless of party affiliation. We should elect candidates based on their plans for serving the needs of the public.

Residents of SLO County: Think before you vote!

Harvey R. Levenson Pismo Beach

Ortiz-Legg should have recused herself long ago

During the Feb. 15, 2022, SLO County Board of Supervisors meeting, 3rd District Supervisor Dawn Ortiz-Legg finally admitted that she has a direct conflict of interest on the closing of the Diablo Canyon Power Plant as she was an employee of PG&E leading up to and during her first few months of serving on the board of supervisors.

The FPPC law states that an official who has received income from a business may not make, participate in making, or use their position to influence any governmental decision publicly or privately for one year after receiving those funds that MUSIC impact that business.

Further, the official is mandated to leave the room before the item is even discussed. FLAVOR/EATS Her actions of routinely participating in all hearings, discussions, public debates, Think before you vote INFO media interviews, and using her position The Tribune’s March 13 editorial to directly influence this important (“SLO County GOP’s election strategy: governmental decision while receiving Smear anyone ‘linked’ to the late Adam CALENDAR funds from PG&E during Hill”) is very telling of the last year has violated the local GOP strategy: this law.

OPINION negativity, smears, lies, She’s the appointed conspiracies, hate speech, Send us your successor to the corrupt character assassination, views and opinions to NEWSand disgraced Adam false accusations … over letters@newtimesslo.com.

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ood news, everybody! Our affordable housing crisis is solved!

According to the SLO County Board of Supervisors, unincorporated areas of the county no longer need the Inclusionary Housing Ordinance (IHO), which required developers to either build affordable housing units as part of their developments or pay county fees that would go to other affordable developments.

Clearly that means the problem is fixed, right? I mean, the IHO was the only source of local revenue for affordable housing in the county, so obviously the board wouldn’t vote to discontinue it unless the county now has an ample supply of affordable housing. Right? Right?

I take back all the mean things I said about the board’s conservative majority.

Under their leadership, they managed to solve this tenacious and vexing housing problem! They’re like geniuses or something! One question, though. Why is it that the last time Markets Insider checked, the publication said it would take 91.4 percent of the average wage to pay down a median-priced home in San Luis Obispo County? Forbes says we’re the sixth least affordable place to live in the U.S. Obviously these misinformed publications didn’t get the memo that our amazing board of supervisors has decided that 8.6 percent of our average $30,500 salary was enough to live on, inflation be damned! That’s $2,623 a year, or a cool $128.58 a month, to feed and clothe

your family, pay all your bills, and … and … Really? You had one tool in your tool chest and you decided to throw it away?

You know who really wanted to get rid of the county’s IHO? The Building Industry, surprise, surprise. Yeah, they’d prefer not to have to pay extra fees for other projects or build low-income housing themselves because it’s not as profitable as McMansions. The fee was exempt for houses 2,200 square feet or less, so only larger houses had to pay, but builders can’t make millions on those little hovels!

You know who else was against it?

Government Affairs Director Mike Brown of the Coalition of Labor, Agriculture, and Business, who—let’s face it—couldn’t care less about labor aside from keeping labor costs down.

In his organization’s newsletter, he advocated for repeal, arguing that the ordinance didn’t generate much revenue compared to the costs of the projects it helped build. The thing is, nonprofit builders used money from the fund to leverage other outside money such as grants to complete projects. Without the fund, there’s nothing to leverage, and free money for affordable housing will go elsewhere.

Of course, that didn’t stop 1st District Supervisor John Peschong from parroting Brown’s talking points. Where

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The Shredder exactly does Brown’s hand go into Peschong’s Dave Congalton show to campaign pigbody to work this little ventriloquist act? in-the-mud dirty that the paper wrote an The conservative majority said they editorial about it. Oh please, don’t be so wanted more “broad-based” funding precious, Trib. Of course the Republicans options for affordable housing, such as a will unfairly smear. It’s not like they can bond or spending from the general fund, win on their ideas. but come on, even “sure, let’s spend it” “It’s really a shame that we have to go this liberal 2nd District Supervisor Bruce low,” Gorham fake-whined to Congalton. Is Gibson pointed out the county didn’t it? Hm. After The Trib’s editorial, Gorham have that much from the general fund, scurried to pen his own “I know you are though they did manager to waste about but what am I?” rebuttal, in which he does $2 million in the last five years trying exactly what The Trib accuses Republicans to deal with groundwater issues in the of trying to do. Don’t you love election county. Priorities, priorities. season? It really brings out the ugly.

MUSIC The city of SLO still has an IHO, and It’s certainly on display down at the sure, you could argue it hasn’t solved Oceano Community Services District the affordable housing problem, but it’s that’s tryingFLAVOR/EATS to—again—pass a measure helped. Claiming it hasn’t helped enough that would fund their portion of fire and “replacing” it with vague bond ideas protection for the Five Cities area. The is tantamount to throwing up your hands INFO increased annual parcel tax needs a twoand saying, “Oh well, I hear cardboard thirds majority to pass, and in 2020 it lost boxes under overpasses are still in most by 11 votes, so they’re trying again. people’s budgets.”

CALENDAR Director Cynthia Even semi-liberal 3rd Replogle asked her fellow District Supervisor directors at their Jan. 26 OPINION Dawn Ortiz-Legg joined meeting, “If this measure the board’s conservative again fails, how much Send us your majority in voting down the NEWSdoes it need to fail by for views and opinions to ordinance. WTF, Dawn? this board to respect the letters@newtimesslo.com.

Are you simply ill-informed will of the voters?” or jumping ship to the dark STROKES “I have no respect for side? Or are you afraid of Director Replogle, and I’m not even gonna being the target of the SLO County GOP’s answer that ARTS question,” replied Director smear campaign against all Democrats Linda Austin. linked to disgraced former 3rd District Oh, juicy! Strap in, voters, election Supervisor Adam Hill, who took bribes season’s here! ∆ and later his own life?

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District Attorney Dan Dow Took an Oath: The District Attorney has the mandated responsibility, under Government Code Section 26500 et seq, to investigate, evaluate and prosecute criminal violations committed within the county, to provide legal assistance to criminal investigations conducted by law enforcement agencies operating within the county, and to advise the Grand Jury.

Dan Dow is failing taxpayers by not adequately serving the community he is sworn to protect Dan Dow serves to protect the interests of local law enforcement over the safety of SLO County’s residents • On January 22, 2017, Andrew Chaylon Holland died at the SLO County Jail. Holland was strapped to a restraint chair for 46 hours straight and died of a pulmonary embolism while under the watch of SLO County deputies who laughed while he writhed around naked on the ground.

•Sheriff Ian Parkinson lied and said that deputies found Holland unresponsive, when video evidence shows otherwise.

•Dan Dow refused to investigate this case. Dan Dow protected Sheriff Ian Parkinson and his deputies rather than doing what was right and calling out this gross negligence.

•The Department of Justice then went on to investigate Holland’s death and found numerous other examples of “San Luis Obispo Jail [harming] the people it incarcerates.”

Dan Dow’s lack of action is protecting bad apples in law enforcement. Is that someone you want protecting you?

Dan Dow is a coward. He’s not worth your tax dollars.

Do not re-elect Dan Dow for District Attorney.

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MARCH 17 – MARCH 24 2022

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Cal Poly Womens’ Beach Volleyball will take on three different schools at the Swanson Beach Volleyball Complex on Monday, March 21. The competing teams hail from Boise State (at 8:30 a.m.), UC Berkeley (at 11:30 a.m.), and the University of Arizona (at 2:30 p.m.). Admission to attend each game is free. Visit gopoly.com for more info. The Volleyball Complex is located at Cal Poly, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.

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ALLISON REIMUS: FEELINGS IN A FAMILIAR FRAMEWORK New paintings by New Jersey-based artist Allison Reimus. Opening reception is from 5 to 7 p.m. ongoing 805-305-9292. leftfieldslo.com. Left Field Gallery, 1036 Los Osos Valley Road, Los Osos.

ANIMALISTIC HUMAN: ART WORKSHOPS Create an artwork mirroring your psyche through animal form with a guided Jungian approach. Each session will include guided focus and silent self-inquiry, anatomy observation, animal symbolism, making collage, notes, sketches, and creation of final artwork. Thursdays, 5:30-8:30 p.m. through March 24 2 sessions: $100. 4 sessions: $190. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org/.

Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

AQUARIUS 2022 ACMB is proud to host the Central Coast Watercolor Society’s annual art exhibit, Aquarius 2022. Frank Eber will be the juror and judge of awards for this exceptional art exhibit. In addition, Mr. Eber will hold a 2-day watercolor workshop on Feb. 28. Through April 4, 12-4 p.m. 805-7722504. artcentermorrobay.org/index.php/upcoming-exhibits/.

Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay. ART AND ABOUT MORRO BAY Join us for Art and About Morro Bay, a self-guided art walk that gives the community an opportunity to experience visual, literary, and performing art in galleries and other venues. Visit site for a map of locations. (Events will not occur on major holidays). Fourth Saturday of every month, 1-4 p.m. Free. 805-544-9251. artsobispo.org/art-and-about.

Morro Bay (participating artists), Townwide, Morro Bay.

BOOK-SIGNING: THE CONJURER BY NICK OLIVERI Mikalla’s perfect life as the adored Conjurer and royal favorite of the Kingdom of Idaza is disrupted by impending war and bloodshed. A historical fiction thriller of betrayal and political intrigue by debut author Nick Oliveri. Meet the author himself.

March 26, 1-3 p.m. Free. 805-772-2880.

Coalesce Bookstore, 845 Main St., Morro Bay, coalescebookstore.com/.

CALL FOR FIBER ARTISTS: ENTANGLEMENTS III Cambria Center for the Arts’ Gallery seeks to exhibit the best of contemporary, as well as traditional fiber art and invites submissions that reflect this wide range of textile creations; and to include innovative works rooted in traditional fiber processes, structure, and material.

Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays, Saturdays. through May 2 805-927-8190. cambriaarts.org/call-artists/. Cambria Center for the Arts, 1350 Main St., Cambria.

DENNIS CURRY: A RETROSPECTIVE The CCA

Gallery’s current show, Dennis Curry: A Retrospective, will run through May 1. The show is open virtually at the CCA website and at the gallery. Thursdays-Sundays. through May 1 cambriaarts.org/gallery-exhibits/.

Cambria Center for the Arts, 1350 Main St., Cambria.

EARTH AND FIRE Earth and Fire will be on display in the main gallery, concurrent with AQUARIUS, which will be on display in the Virginia Russel Gallery upstairs. This event is free and open to the public. Through April 4, 12-4 p.m. Free. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org.

Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero suite 10, Morro Bay.

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METAL ART BY TRUDI GILLIAM Gilliam creates her

YOU’RE A GOOD MAN, CHARLIE BROWN Cambria Center for the Arts Theatre presents their opening production of the 2022 season. Characters by Charles M. Schultz. Music and lyrics by Clark Gesner. Tickets and more info online. Fridays, Saturdays, 7-9 p.m. and Sundays, 2-4 p.m. through April 10 $30. 805-927-8190.

Cambria Center for the Arts Theatre, 1350 Main St., Cambria, cambriacenterforthearts.org/theatre/.

sculptures using copper, brass, nickel/silver, and found objects. This new series of whales and birds uses copper and sea glass. ongoing 805-772-9955. Seven Sisters Gallery, 601 Embarcadero Ste. 8, Morro Bay, sevensistersgalleryca.com.

MICHAEL J COSTA’S CROSSING BORDERS: PHOTO JOURNEY OF PERU Drop by Costa Gallery

FINE ART JEWELRY BY MARJORIE ZLOTOWITZ

and check out Michael J Costa’s collection, “Crossing Borders,” a photographic journey through Peru.

Thursdays-Sundays, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. through April 3 Costa Gallery, 2087 10th Street, Los Osos, 559-799-9632.

Ever since humans figured out how to string stones and bones, we’ve adorned ourselves with things we find aesthetically pleasing. Zlotowitz views jewelry-making as 3-dimensional painting. Mondays, Wednesdays-Sundays, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. through March 28 Free. 805-772-3883. galleryatmarinasquare.com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero suite 10, Morro Bay.

MOSAIC TRIVET WORKSHOP During this workshop, you will learn how to design and create a mosaic trivet. You will learn how to select materials, lay out a pleasing pattern, and adhere the tiles to the trivet base. You will learn how to properly grout and seal your project. ongoing, 1-4 p.m. $60. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org/index.php/ workshops/. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

FOREVER STOKED PAINT PARTY Join us at the gallery, for a few hours to travel on a creative paint journey guided by a member of the fun loving FS crew. You will receive as much or as little instruction as you prefer. No artistic experience is necessary. Saturdays, 7-9 p.m. $45. 805-772-9095. Forever Stoked, 1164 Quintana Rd., Morro Bay.

GALLERY AT MARINA SQUARE: FINE ART PAINTING BY ARDELLA SWANBERG Swanberg finds subjects to paint within the many places she has lived—from living on a cattle ranch north of Cayucos to the harbor of Morro Bay, California. Mondays, Wednesdays-Sundays, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. through March 29 Free. 805-772-3883. galleryatmarinasquare.com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero suite 10, Morro Bay.

HEMA SUKUMAR: GALLERY AT MARINA SQUARE As a resident artist of California, Sukumar gravitates toward painting nearby coastal scenes and landscapes from National Parks. Mondays, Wednesdays-Sundays, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. through March 29 Free. 805-772-3883. galleryatmarinasquare.com. Gallery at

PASTEL MAGIC Discover the magic of soft pastels in a relaxed and supportive environment, focusing on basic drawing and observation skills. March 19-21 Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay, 805-772-2504, artcentermorrobay.org.

PLEIN AIR PAINTERS OF THE CENTRAL COAST A self-directed fun group of dynamic artists who enjoy painting and sketching outdoors. Meet at the Art Center Morro Bay and then the group decides on the location to go paint.

Wednesdays, 9 a.m.-noon Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay, 805-772-2504, artcentermorrobay.org.

THE PLEIN AIR TEAM Acrylic artist, Nancy Lynn, and husband, watercolorist, Robert Fleming, have an ongoing show of originals and giclee prints of Morro Bay and local birds. ongoing 805-772-9955. Seven Sisters Gallery, 601 Embarcadero Ste. 8, Morro Bay, sevensistersgalleryca.com.

SEVEN SISTERS GALLERY: 16TH ANNIVERSARY See new artwork and jewelry. Wear green and receive a 16 percent discount. March 17, 11 a.m.-6 p.m. 805772-9955. Seven Sisters Gallery, 601 Embarcadero Ste.

New Times and the Sun now share their community listings for a complete Central Coast calendar running from SLO County through northern Santa Barbara County. Submit events online by logging in with your Google, Facebook, or Twitter account at newtimesslo.com. You may also email calendar@ newtimesslo.com. Deadline is one week before the issue date on Thursdays. Submissions are subject to editing and approval. Contact Calendar Editor Caleb Wiseblood directly at cwiseblood@newtimesslo.com.

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INDEX Arts ............................[16] Culture & Lifestyle.......[39] Food & Drink..............[40] Music .........................[40]

NORTH SLO COU NT Y

TEMPLETON HIGH SCHOOL DRAMA: SUGAR Presented by Templeton High School Drama. A musical with a book by Peter Stone, music by Jule Styne, and lyrics by Bob Merrill. Based on the 1959 film, Some Like It Hot. Thursdays, Fridays, 7-9:30 p.m. and Saturdays, 4-6:30 p.m. through April 3 $15-$20. 805-591-4770. templetondrama.org. Templeton Performing Arts Center, 1200 S Main St., Templeton.

ACTS OF WORSHIP: SYMBOL, MEANING, AND RITUAL IN CONTEMPORARY ART A “pop-up” group exhibition featuring Dorothy Halic, Tim Anderson, Marie Ramey, Vicky Hoffman, Tony Martin, and Larry Stone.

Curated by Larry Stone. View work at Paso Robles location by appointment only. Through March 19 Free. 626-393-1750. actsofworship-art.com. Private Location, TBA, Paso Robles.

DEPRISE BRESCIA ART GALLERY: OPEN DAILY Features a large selection of encaustic art, sculpted paintings, art installations, acrylic palette knife paintings, digital art, glass, jewelry, stones, fossils, and a butterfly sculpture garden. ongoing DepriseBrescia.com. Deprise Brescia Art Gallery, 829 10th St., Paso Robles, 310-621-7543.

THE EYE OF THE NEXT GENERATION Featured photographers were encouraged to showcase their skills in the following categories: landscape, floral, animal, portrait, city/urban, and still life. Through May 2 Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles, 805-238-9800, studiosonthepark.org.

GEL PRINTING WORKSHOP This intro to gel printing class takes an out-of-the-box approach to utilizing acrylics and custom stencils. Get inspired to make cards and artwork throughout the year, not only for the holidays.

March 27, 2-4 p.m. $55. 805-464-0533. the1artery. com. The ARTery, 5890 Traffic Way, Atascadero.

LADIES ENCHANTED EVENING Enjoy a special evening creating a fused glass plate or bowl while drinking a bubbly beverage and waiting your turn for a personal intuitive card reading by Tiffany, owner of Oracle Atascadero. Readings will be conducted in the private loft area. All materials included. March 26, 5-7 p.m. $150.

805-464-2633. glassheadstudio.com. Glasshead Studio, 8793 Plata Lane, Suite H, Atascadero.

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Spring Release Weekend Sunset Social with Unfinished Business FRIDAY, MARCH 18 Cass Winery, Paso Robles

Picasso at the Lapin Agile FRI, SAT, SUN, MARCH 18, 19, 20; 25, 26, 27 KleinDance Arts, Santa Maria

In-Person Tours WED & SAT Virtual Tours ON DEMAND Point San Luis Lighthouse, Avila Beach

Symphony of the Vines: Gallant Guitar SUNDAY, MARCH 20 Cass Winery, Paso Robles

Central Coast Guitar Show SATURDAY, MARCH 26 Radisson Hotel, Santa Maria

Songwriters at Play: Langham and Gill SUNDAY, MARCH 27 Unity of Santa Maria

UnPaquito Productions Presents: Laugh Therapy Stand Up Comedy WEDNESDAY, MARCH 30 Maverick Saloon, Santa Ynez

5CHC Hope for the Homeless Golf Tournament SATURDAY, APRIL 2 Pismo State Beach Golf Course

5CHC Hope for the Homeless Golf Tournament SATURDAY, APRIL 2 Pismo State Beach Golf Course

Ted’s Estate Beef Winemaker Dinner: Brisket FRIDAY, APRIL 15 Cass Winery, Paso Robles

Songwriters at Play: Fort Vine SUNDAY, APRIL 17 Unity of Santa Maria

Wednesdays Around the World Winemaker Dinner: Thailand WEDNESDAY, APRIL 20 Cass Winery, Paso Robles

The Lifespan of a Fact FRI, SAT, SUN: APRIL 22, 23, 24; 29, 30, MAY 1; MAY 6, 7, 8 Santa Maria Civic Theatre

AAUW - Morro Bay Branch 34th Annual Garden Tour SUNDAY, APRIL 24 Morro Bay / Los Osos

Kiwanis of SM Valley Foundation Poppy Poker Rally SUNDAY, APRIL 24 Orcutt

Indulge In Wine and Cheese SUNDAY, APRIL 24 Cass Winery, Paso Robles

Barrel Room Concert: Soundhouse SUNDAY, APRIL 24 Cass Winery, Paso Robles

Three Speckled Hens: Antiques & Old Stuff Show FRI, SAT, SUN, APRIL 29–MAY 1 Paso Robles Event Center

Brew At The Zoo SATURDAY, APRIL 30 Charles Paddock Zoo, Atascadero

Tiny Porch Concerts: Chris Pierce with Abby Posner SUNDAY, MAY 8 King Gillette Ranch in Agoura

GALA Pride & Diversity Center: SLO Pride Festival FRI, SAT, SUN, MAY 20, 21, 22 Laguna Lake Park, SLO

Randall King Featuring Allie Colleen SATURDAY, MAY 21 Rava Wines, Paso Robles

Cambria Concerts: SLO County Stumblers SUNDAY, MAY 22 Camp Ocean Pines, Cambria

Barrel Room Concert: Cuesta Ridge SUNDAY, MAY 22 Cass Winery, Paso Robles

Symphony of the Vines: Joyful Beethoven FRIDAY, MAY 27 Mission San Miguel

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MISFIT LIVE COMEDY PRESENTS PROFESSIONAL EMMY-WINNING COMEDY Kabir “Kabeezy” Singh is fresh off his standing ovation and acclaim on NBC’s America’s Got Talent in June, 2021, and he has been a touring headliner for almost a decade now. March 19, 7-9 p.m. $30. 805-238-0083. eventbrite.com/e/misfitlive-comedy-presents-professional-emmy-winning-comedytickets-249619848687?aff=ebdssbdestsearch. Kramer Estate Wines, 825 Riverside Ave #16, Paso Robles.

MOSAIC NECKLACES Spend your Saturday morning making a stylish accessory while sipping delicious wine. Ticket price includes all workshop materials, small food bites, and two drink tickets. Preregistration required. March 26, 10-11 a.m. $58. 805-226-2600. CreativeMeTime.com. Riboli Family of San Antonio Winery, 1917 Wisteria Lane, Paso Robles.

SPRING FLOWER STAKE Add a colorful fused glass flower to your garden by using a variety of pre-cut glass.

A metal stick can be glued to the back of the fired piece, or it can be hung as a sun catcher. All materials included.

Limited to 6 people. March 20, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. $35.

805-464-2633. glassheadstudio.com. Glasshead Studio, 8793 Plata Lane, Suite H, Atascadero.

STUDIOS ON THE PARK: CLASSES AND WORKSHOPS Check site for a variety of classes and workshops offered. ongoing studiosonthepark.org. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles, 805-238-9800.

WAX AND WARES MUSIC AND STREET FAIR This music and street fair features a variety of local makers, vintage, and vinyl record vendors, along with food and drink vendors and live entertainment. March 27, 9 a.m.2 p.m. Free. trafficrecordstore.com/. Wax and Wares, 5800 Block of Traffic Way (Parking Lot Behind Traffic Records), Atascadero, 805-242-1620.

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ACTOR’S EDGE: ACTING CLASSES Actor’s Edge offers film and television acting training in San Luis Obispo, plus exposure to Los Angeles talent agents. All ages and skill levels welcome. Classes available in SLO, LA, and on zoom. ongoing $210 per month. actorsedge. com. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.

ART EXHIBIT: BACK IN THE STUDIO An exhibit featuring the talented artists of SLO High School. Stop by during store hours to support our local blooming artists. Through March 28, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. 805-747-4200. artcentralslo.com/ gallery/. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

ART WORKSHOP: ACRYLIC PAINTING WITH RACHEL CORVESE An explorative workshop, meant to expose the ideas in your mind, and express them on canvas. Discover an elaborate composition from abstract mark-making. Artists of any skill level are welcome to join.

Thursdays, 1-4 p.m. $30 per class, or $100 for 4 classes.

805-747-4200. artcentralslo.com/workshops-events/. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

ART WORKSHOP: FIGURE DRAWING WITH RACHEL CORVESE Work on drawing style, proportions, and loosening the fixed perspectives we have on art and ourselves. A live, clothed model will pose from 1 to 20 minutes over a 2-hour period. Ages 16 and over welcome.

Fridays, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. $15 per class, or $50 for 4 classes. 805-747-4200. artcentralslo.com/workshopsevents/. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

BANFF CENTRE MOUNTAIN FILM FESTIVAL March 18 The Fremont Theater, 1035 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, 805-546-8600, fremontslo.com.

CALIFORNIA CENTRAL COAST PASTEL SOCIETY: 3CPS MEMBER ONLINE SHOW Discover California Central Coast Pastel Society’s new online exhibit, with vibrant contemporary and classical paintings in varied styles and themes. Find exhibit, workshop, membership, paint-out dates, and event info on website. Through March 31 Free. 3cps.org/3cps-onlineshow/. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.

solo exhibition of prolific contemporary artist Faig Ahmed.

From his studio in Baku, Azerbaijan, Ahmed creates textile works that transcend and transform the history of carpet making in the region. Through May 15, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Free.

805-543-8562. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo, sloma.org/.

FREE DOCENT TOURS AT SLOMA Gain a deeper understanding of the artwork on view with SLOMA’s new docent tours. Saturdays, 11 a.m. Free. 805-543-8562. sloma.org. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

IN THE MOMENT An exhibition featuring members of The Painters Group. These paintings represent specific moments that at first glance appear mundane but in actuality reflect profound realities of the artist’s lives. Reception held during Art and About, on Feb. 4. Through March 27 Free. 805-5438562. sloma.org/exhibition/tpg-2022/. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

INTRODUCTION TO IMPROV CLASSES This six-week improv class series is an introduction to the foundations of improvising with an ensemble. Thursdays, 6-8 p.m. through April 28 $225 (for all 6 weeks). centralcoastcomedytheater.com/classes. Central Coast Comedy Theater Training Center, 2078 Parker Street, Suite 200, San Luis Obispo, 803-487-4401.

KIDS IMPROV CLASS Taught by theater owner and experienced drama teacher, Sabrina Pratt. A fun way for kids to express themselves while building confidence learning teamwork and acting skills. Thursdays, 4-5:30 p.m. through April 28 $225 (for all 6 weeks). centralcoastcomedytheater.com/classes. Central Coast Comedy Theater Training Center, 2078 Parker Street, Suite 200, San Luis Obispo, 803-487-4401.

LEARN TO WEAVE MONDAYS An opportunity to learn how a four-shaft loom works. You will get acquainted as a new weaver or as a refresher with lots of tips and tricks.

This class includes getting to know a loom, how to prepare/ dress a loom, and much much more. Mondays, 1-4 p.m. $75 monthly. 805-441-8257. Patricia Martin: Whispering Vista Studios, 224 Squire Canyon Rd, San Luis Obispo, patriciamartinartist.com.

LIZ MARUSKA’S ART: QUINTESSENTIAL JAPAN Experience the exquisite beauty of the cherry blossom festival. Wander through Maruska’s spellbinding impressions of “Quintessential Japan” in an inspiring display of art rendered in a luminous, colorful palette. Through March 27, 5-8 p.m. Free. 805-550-3308. SLOProvisons. com. SLO Provisions, 1255 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

MARCH ART WORKSHOP: P’LANTE JUNTOS For the month of March, Corazón del Pueblo is collaborating with PCPA to create this virtual interactive workshop.

This workshop will be hosted by Marilet Martinez. This 60-minute virtual workshop will deep dive into what makes our communities unique. March 23, 6-7 p.m.

Free. 209-312-8653. tinyurl.com/MarchWor22. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.

MASK MAKING AND HAT MAKING Geared for children and adults. ongoing Spirits of Africa Gallery, 570 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo, spiritsofafricagallery.com/.

NOBLES AMONG US: MATERIAL THOUGHTS ON A POETIC ECOLOGY A solo exhibition of artwork by Sommer Roman, whose work aims to evoke a sense of wonder about life and our relationship to “other,” and furthermore, recalls the essential mutuality between plant, animal, and human that is core to our aliveness. MondaysFridays, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. through April 1 Free. 805-5463202. cuesta.edu/student/campuslife/artgallery/. Harold J. Miossi Gallery, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo.

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CERAMIC LESSONS AND MORE Now offering private one-on-one and group lessons in the ceramic arts.

Both hand building and wheel throwing options. Beginners welcomed. ongoing 805-8355893. hmcruceceramics. com/. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.

EVERY BRILLIANT THING A funny and moving play about depression and the lengths we go to for the ones we love.

Fridays, Saturdays, 7-8:30 p.m. and Saturdays, Sundays, 2-3:30 p.m. through April 10 $20-$36. 805-786-2440. slorep.org/shows/everybrilliant-thing/. San Luis Obispo Repertory Theatre, 888 Morro St., San Luis Obispo.

FAIG AHMED: COLLISION SLOMA is pleased to present a

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THE SHOW MUST GO ON

Rachel Mello (left) and Craig Scott (right) play the proprietors of a French tavern in the Orcutt Community Theater’s production of Steve Martin’s Picasso at the Lapin Agile, which is scheduled to run through Sunday, March 27. Tickets to the show are $15 and are available in advance at my805tix.com. Visit orcuttcommunitytheater.org for more info. Performances are held at KDA Studios, located at 3558 Skyway Drive, Santa Maria.

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Seattle-based Flamenco dancer Savannah Fuentes will perform at the San Luis Obispo Guild Hall on Monday, May 9, from 7:30 to 9 p.m. This performance is part of Fuentes’ West Coast tour. Tickets range from $12 to $55.

Visit savannahf.com for more info. The San Luis Obispo Guild Hall is located at 2880 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

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SPECIAL SPRING EVENTS NORTH SLO COUNT Y 17TH ANNUAL PINOT AND PAELLA FESTIVAL Bring your blankets, lawn chairs, and dancing shoes. Live music by local legend Casey Biggs and the Paso Wine Man Jazz Band will be playing in the gazebo all afternoon.

June 5, 2-5 p.m. my805tix.com. Templeton Park, 550 Crocker St., Templeton.

2022 EVENING UNDER THE ESTRELLA SKY WINEMAKERS’ DINNER The winemakers and owners of The Pleasant Valley Wine Trail wineries will come together in a beautiful setting at Hartley Farms for a fabulous evening of wine, food and music.

All proceeds will be donated to The Pleasant Valley School. Aug. 20 my805tix.com. Hartley Farms, 6770 Estrella Rd., San Miguel.

BREW AT THE ZOO Enjoy craft beers, food vendors,

live music, and more. April 30, 5:30-9 p.m. Charles Paddock Zoo, 9100 Morro Rd., Atascadero.

CALIFORNIA MID-STATE FAIR Check site for concerts and more info on the fair. July 20-31 Paso Robles Event Center, 2198 Riverside Ave., Paso Robles, 805-238-9607, winemakerscookoff.com.

FIRESTONE WALKER INVITATIONAL BEER FESTIVAL 2022 An epic yet intimate gathering of

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selling one-of-a-kind antique and vintage items. Over 100 vendors will participate in the show, selling everything from antiques and vintage items to re-purposed treasures. April 29, 30, and May 1 my805tix.com.

Paso Robles Event Center, 2198 Riverside Ave., Paso Robles, 805-238-9607.

SAN LUIS OBISPO ART IN THE GARDEN SHOW AND SPRING PLANT SALE The San Luis Obispo Botanical Garden hosts its annual Art in the Garden Show and Spring Plant Sale.

March 26, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. and March 27, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. San Luis Obispo Botanical Garden, 3450 Dairy Creek Rd., San Luis Obispo.

SPRING RELEASE SUNSET SOCIAL Be the first to enjoy pre-released vintages. Ticket includes access to the after-hours Spring Release party, with live music

by Unfinished Business. Food and wine will be available for purchase. March 18, 6-8 p.m. my805tix.com. Cass Winery And Vineyard, 7350 Linne Rd., Paso Robles, 805-239-1730.

FREE ADMISSION DAY AT THE SLO BOTANICAL GARDEN The SLO Botanical Garden is happy to offer

Pleasant Valley Wine Trail at the Old Pleasant Valley Schoolhouse for an evening of wine tasting, live music, and tacos. June 11, 5-8 p.m. my805tix.com. Pleasant Valley Wine Trail, San Miguel Hills, San Miguel.

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volunteers to help with planning or to help on the day of the event. All levels of experience welcome. Exhibitor applications are available on website. April 23, 11 a.m.4 p.m. 805-544-8529. earthdayalliance.com. Laguna Lake Park, 504 Madonna Rd., San Luis Obispo.

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ST. CATRICK’S DAY KITTEN SHOWER Come to Woods Humane Society’s Virtual Kitten Shower, a donation drive and kitten care webinar. Visit the Kitten Registry to see supplies needed to care for hundreds of kittens this year, and send a gift in time for the live virtual shower. March 20, 11 a.m.-noon Free. 805-543-9316. woodshumanesociety.org/kittenshower/. Woods Humane Society, 875 Oklahoma Ave., San Luis Obispo.

SANTA MARIA VALLEY/LOS AL AMOS THREE SPECKLED HENS: ANTIQUES AND OLD STUFF SHOW A biannual event that specializes in

more than 50 leading brewers from around the world, celebrating craft beer in Paso Robles. June 4, 12-5 p.m. $96. my805tix.com. Paso Robles Event Center, 2198 Riverside Ave., Paso Robles, 805-238-9607.

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D.C. (Inside the SLO Public Market), 3845 S. Higuera St. #B-1, San Luis Obispo.

free admission to all visitors during this event. March 26, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. slobg.org. San Luis Obispo Botanical Garden, 3450 Dairy Creek Rd., San Luis Obispo.

NEXUS BALLROOM SLO GRAND OPENING Come dance the night away and celebrate the opening of SLO’s first and only dedicated ballroom dance studio. Live music by Dante Marsh and the Vibesetters, appetizers, dance performances, 2 dance floors, and more. March 19, 6 p.m.-midnight $25. 805-904-7428. nexusslo.com/ event-details/nexus-grand-opening. Nexus SLO Ballroom

2022 SANTA BARBARA COUNTY FAIR July 13-17 santamariafairpark.com. Santa Maria Fairpark, 937 S. Thornburg St., Santa Maria.

CENTRAL COAST GUITAR SHOW 2022 Buy, sell, trade, and see all things guitar, new, used, and vintage, other musical instruments and services; and more.

March 26, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. 805-431-3067. Radisson Hotel, 3455 Airpark Dr., Santa Maria.

SANTA MARIA VALLEY RAILWAY HISTORICAL MUSEUM TOURS The collection includes late

crafts vendors and live music. March 20, 12-4:30 p.m. $20$55. buelltonwineandchilifestival.com. Flying Flags RV Resort and Campground, 180 Avenue Of The Flags, Buellton.

SEAFOOD BOIL AT ZACA MESA WINERY Savor a mouthwatering seafood boil of shrimp and crawfish

by Valley Piggery while sipping your favorite TREAD chardonnays and pinot noirs. Musician Jinneane Coderre will perform. April 2, 5-7 p.m. $140. 805-688-9339. zacamesa.com/upcoming-events/. Zaca Mesa Winery, 6905 Foxen Canyon Rd, Los Olivos.

1800’s-early 1900’s Engine used by the Betteravia Union Sugar Company, a 1930’s Sacramento Northern box car, and more. Second and Fourth Saturday of every month, 12-4 p.m. smvrhm.com. Santa Maria Transit Center, Miller and Boone Streets, Santa Maria.

SPRING PEDDLER FAIRE Wide assortment of handmade items including quilts and other unique items.

Learn about the fun and fascinating art of quilting from Santa Maria Valley Quilt Guild members. April 30 River View Park, 151 Sycamore Dr., Buellton.

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Check website for updates on happenings at offerings at the Strawberry Festival. April 29-May 1 santamariafairpark.com. Santa Maria Fairpark, 937 S. Thornburg St., Santa Maria.

WEST COAST KUSTOMS May 27-29 santamariafairpark.com. Santa Maria Fairpark, 937 S. Thornburg St., Santa Maria.

SANTA YNEZ VALLEY BUELLTON WINE AND CHILI FESTIVAL Enjoy limitless samples of chili, salsa, and wine. Also features arts and

NORTH COAST SLO COUNT Y 36TH ANNUAL INTERNATIONAL EXHIBITION OF PASTELS USA This juried event is a collective of exceptional pastel artworks, featuring some of the finest contemporary artists in the world. June 30-Aug. 8 Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay, 805-772-2504, artcentermorrobay.org.

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SAN LUIS OBISPO REPERTORY THEATRE

Get into the ACT with theatre classes at SLO REP!

¡Entrar en el acto con las clases de teatro!

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Show Dates FRIDAY, April 29th 4pm-7pm $40

SATURDAY, April 30th Early Bird 8am-10am $25 GENERAL ADMISSION SAT 10am-4pm & SUN 9am-3pm $15 All classes are taught in English. Registration materials also available in Spanish.

Todas las clases se imparten en inglés. Materiales de registro también están disponibles en español.

Sign-up today at slorep.org!

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APRIL RECEPTION: GALLERY AT MARINA SQUARE Gallery at Marina Square presents an Opening Reception for its monthly Featured Artists for April.

Painter Steve Dayton, Watercolorist Sheril Viau, and Featured Craft Artist Jane Siragusa will be showing their amazing work all month. April 9, 5-7 p.m. Free. 805772-1068. galleryatmarinasquare.com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero suite 10, Morro Bay.

AQUARIUS 2022 ACMB is proud to host the Central Coast Watercolor Society’s annual art exhibit, Aquarius 2022. Frank Eber will be the juror and judge of awards for this exceptional art exhibit. In addition, Mr. Eber will hold a 2-day watercolor workshop on Feb. 28. Through April 4, 12-4 p.m. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay. org/index.php/upcoming-exhibits/. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay. ART AND ABOUT LOS OSOS Join us for Art and About Los Osos, a self-guided art walk that gives the community an opportunity to experience visual, literary, and performing art in galleries and other venues throughout Los Osos.

Events will not occur on major holidays. Second Saturday of every month, 1-4 p.m. Free. 805-544-9251. artsobispo. org/art-and-about. Los Osos, Townwide, Los Osos.

ART AND ABOUT MORRO BAY Join us for Art and About Morro Bay, a self-guided art walk that gives the community an opportunity to experience visual, literary, and performing art in galleries and other venues. Visit site for a map of locations. (Events will not occur on major holidays). Fourth Saturday of every month, 1-4 p.m. Free. 805-544-9251. artsobispo.org/art-and-about.

Morro Bay (participating artists), Townwide, Morro Bay.

AUGUST RECEPTION: GALLERY AT MARINA SQUARE Gallery at Marina Square presents an opening

CONVERGENCE This juried event is a collective of exceptional encaustic and 3 dimensional artworks, featuring some of the finest contemporary artists in the world. April 7-May 23 Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay, 805-772-2504, artcentermorrobay.org.

COSTA GALLERY: ART AND ABOUT LOS OSOS Costa Gallery is now featuring a private collection of encaustic artwork by Los Osos artists Margaret Bertrand and Bob Dodge. Second Saturday of every month costagallery.com. Costa Gallery, 2087 10th Street, Los Osos, 559-799-9632.

DENNIS CURRY: A RETROSPECTIVE The CCA Gallery’s current show, Dennis Curry: A Retrospective, will run through May 1. The show is open virtually at the CCA website and at the gallery. Thursdays-Sundays. through May 1 cambriaarts.org/gallery-exhibits/.

Cambria Center for the Arts, 1350 Main St., Cambria.

EARTH AND FIRE Earth and Fire will be on display in the main gallery, concurrent with AQUARIUS, which will be on display in the Virginia Russel Gallery upstairs. This event is free and open to the public. Through April 4, 12-4 p.m. Free. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org.

Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

FINE ART JEWELRY BY MARJORIE ZLOTOWITZ Ever since humans figured out how to string stones and bones, we’ve adorned ourselves with things we find aesthetically pleasing. Zlotowitz views jewelry-making as 3-dimensional painting. Mondays, Wednesdays-Sundays, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. through March 28 Free. 805-772-3883. galleryatmarinasquare.com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero suite 10, Morro Bay.

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reception for its monthly Featured Artists for August.

Painter Patricia Newton, Watercolorist Virginia Mack, and Featured Craft Artist Thomas Brown will be showing their amazing work all month. Aug. 13, 5-7 p.m. Free. 805772-1068. galleryatmarinasquare.com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero suite 10, Morro Bay.

finds subjects to paint within the many places she has lived—from living on a cattle ranch north of Cayucos to the harbor of Morro Bay, California. Mondays, Wednesdays-Sundays, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. through March 29 Free. 805-772-3883. galleryatmarinasquare.com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero suite 10, Morro Bay.

BROKEN NATURE This exhibition addresses the critical state of the environment due to the impact of human presence, by thinking locally and globally, and confronting global warming, drought, wildfires, climate change, and more. May 26-June 27 Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay, 805-772-2504, artcentermorrobay.org.

As a resident artist of California, Sukumar gravitates toward painting nearby coastal scenes and landscapes from National Parks. Mondays, Wednesdays-Sundays, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. through March 29 Free. 805-772-3883. galleryatmarinasquare.com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero suite 10, Morro Bay.

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JULY RECEPTION: GALLERY AT MARINA SQUARE Gallery at Marina Square presents an opening reception for its monthly Featured Artists for July. Painter Judy Rath, Photographer Gregory Siragusa, and Featured Craft Artist Steve Dayton will be showing their amazing work all month. July 9, 5-7 p.m. Free. 805-772-1068. galleryatmarinasquare.com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero suite 10, Morro Bay.

JUNE RECEPTION: GALLERY AT MARINA SQUARE Gallery at Marina Square presents an Opening Reception for its monthly Featured Artists for June. Painter Ji Li, Felting Artist Debbie Gedayloo, and Featured Craft Artist Stevie Chun will be showing their amazing work all month. June 11, 5-7 p.m. Free. 805772-1068. galleryatmarinasquare.com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero suite 10, Morro Bay.

MAY RECEPTION: GALLERY AT MARINA SQUARE Gallery at Marina Square presents an Opening Reception for its monthly Featured Artists for May. Photographer Cathy Russ, Painter Sandra Sanders, and Featured Craft Artist Gay McNeal will be showing their amazing work all month. May 14, 5-7 p.m. Free. 805-772-1068. galleryatmarinasquare.com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero suite 10, Morro Bay.

METAL ART BY TRUDI GILLIAM Gilliam creates her sculptures using copper, brass, nickel/silver, and found objects. This new series of whales and birds uses copper and sea glass. ongoing 805-772-9955. Seven Sisters Gallery, 601 Embarcadero Ste. 8, Morro Bay, sevensistersgalleryca.com.

MICHAEL J COSTA’S CROSSING BORDERS: PHOTO JOURNEY OF PERU Drop by Costa Gallery and check out Michael J Costa’s collection, “Crossing Borders,” a photographic journey through Peru.

Thursdays-Sundays, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. through April 3 Costa Gallery, 2087 10th Street, Los Osos, 559-799-9632.

THE PLEIN AIR TEAM Acrylic artist, Nancy Lynn, and husband, watercolorist, Robert Fleming, have an ongoing show of originals and giclee prints of Morro Bay and local birds. ongoing 805-772-9955. Seven Sisters Gallery, 601 Embarcadero Ste. 8, Morro Bay, sevensistersgalleryca.com.

SECOND SATURDAY: FEATURED ARTISTS OPENING RECEPTION Come by and see the Featured Artists Shows, find gifts for your loved ones, surprises for yourself, and meet the artists featured in the incredible gallery. Second Saturday of every month, 5-7 p.m. Free.

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SEVEN SISTERS GALLERY: 16TH ANNIVERSARY See new artwork and jewelry. Wear green and receive a 16 percent discount. March 17, 11 a.m.-6 p.m. 805-7729955. Seven Sisters Gallery, 601 Embarcadero Ste. 8, Morro Bay, sevensistersgalleryca.com.

UNDER PRESSURE An exhibition of work by the Central Coast Printmakers, a group of around thirty artists who share a love of printmaking. May 26-June 27 Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay, 805772-2504, artcentermorrobay.org.

NORTH SLO COUNT Y ACTS OF WORSHIP: SYMBOL, MEANING, AND RITUAL IN CONTEMPORARY ART A “pop-up” group exhibition featuring Dorothy Halic, Tim Anderson, Marie Ramey, Vicky Hoffman, Tony Martin, and Larry Stone.

Curated by Larry Stone. View work at Paso Robles location by appointment only. Through March 19 Free.

626-393-1750. actsofworship-art.com. Private Location, TBA, Paso Robles.

ART AND ABOUT PASO Join us for Art and About Paso, a self-guided art walk that gives the community an opportunity to experience visual, literary, and performing art in galleries and other venues. Visit site for an updated map of locations. Events will not occur on major holidays.

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SPRING ARTS from page 22 First Saturday of every month, 5-9 p.m. Free. 805544-9251. artsobispo.org/art-and-about. Participating locations, Paso Robles, City-wide.

DEPRISE BRESCIA ART GALLERY: OPEN DAILY Features a large selection of encaustic art, sculpted paintings, art installations, acrylic palette knife paintings, digital art, glass, jewelry, stones, fossils, and a butterfly sculpture garden. ongoing DepriseBrescia. com. Deprise Brescia Art Gallery, 829 10th St., Paso Robles, 310-621-7543.

THE EYE OF THE NEXT GENERATION Featured photographers were encouraged to showcase their skills in the following categories: landscape, floral, animal, portrait, city/urban, and still life. Through May 2 Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles, 805-238-9800, studiosonthepark.org.

LIFE REFURBISHED Featured artists are encouraged to use refurbished materials to create new pieces of artwork. The gallery is seeking artists to join. May 3-June 27 Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles, 805-238-9800, studiosonthepark.org.

PASO ROBLES ART IN THE PARK The event showcases 135 fine artists and craft designers.

April 9, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. and April 10, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. pasoroblesartinthepark.com. Downtown City Park, 11th and Spring St., Paso Robles.

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Gallery at Marina Square in Morro Bay will host a joint reception for its three featured artists for the month of June on Saturday, June 11, from 5 to 7 p.m. The three artists are painter Ji Li, crafter Stevie Chun, and felting artist Debbie Gedayloo. Admission to the reception and all three exhibits is free. Visit galleryatmarinasquare.com for more info. The gallery is located at 601 Embarcadero, suite 10, Morro Bay. —C.W.

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ART AND ABOUT SLO Join us for Art and About SLO, a self-guided art walk that gives the community an opportunity to experience visual, literary, and performing art in galleries and other venues. Visit site for an updated map of locations. Events will not occur on major holidays.

First Friday of every month, 5-8 p.m. Free. 805-5449251. artsobispo.org/art-and-about. San Luis Obispo, Citywide, SLO. ART EXHIBIT: BACK IN THE STUDIO An exhibit featuring the talented artists of SLO High School. Stop by during store hours to support our local blooming artists. Through March 28, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. 805747-4200. artcentralslo.com/gallery/. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

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Participate in presentations, resources, and workshops to address the needs of the Central Coast’s mixed status and undocumented communities. Join us for an amazing day of collaboration between local educators, nonprofit organizations, activists, legal aides, and uniting of the community.

El evento es multilingüe: inglés, español / The event is multilingual: English and Spanish Masks are required / Mascarillas son requeridas This event is sponsored by: The Central Coast Coalition for Undocumented Student Success and San Luis Coastal Unified School District; and sponsored in part by a grant from the City of San Luis Obispo. In collaboration with: Ecologistics, Cal Poly UndocuAlly Working Group, Cal Poly Dream Center, Cuesta College Monarch Dream Center, Allan Hancock AIM to Dream Center, SLO County UndocuSupport Fund, and Mixteco Indigena Community Organizing Project (MICOP).

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CALIFORNIA CENTRAL COAST PASTEL SOCIETY: 3CPS MEMBER ONLINE SHOW Discover California Central Coast Pastel Society’s new online exhibit, with vibrant contemporary and classical paintings in varied styles and themes. Find exhibit, workshop, membership, paint-out dates, and event info on website. Through March 31 Free. 3cps.org/3cps-online-show/. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.

FAIG AHMED: COLLISION SLOMA is pleased to present a solo exhibition of prolific contemporary artist Faig Ahmed.

From his studio in Baku, Azerbaijan, Ahmed creates textile works that transcend and transform the history of carpet making in the region. Through May 15, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Free.

805-543-8562. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo, sloma.org/.

IN THE MOMENT An exhibition featuring members of The Painters Group. These paintings represent specific moments that at first glance appear mundane but in actuality reflect profound realities of the artist’s lives.

Reception held during Art and About, on Feb. 4. Through March 27 Free. 805-543-8562. sloma.org/exhibition/ tpg-2022/. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

LIZ MARUSKA’S ART: QUINTESSENTIAL JAPAN Experience the exquisite beauty of the cherry blossom festival. Wander through Maruska’s spellbinding impressions of “Quintessential Japan” in an inspiring display of art rendered in a luminous, colorful palette.

Through March 27, 5-8 p.m. and Every 23 days Free.

805-550-3308. SLOProvisons.com. SLO Provisions, 1255 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

MARCH ART WORKSHOP: P’LANTE JUNTOS For the month of March, Corazón del Pueblo is collaborating with PCPA to create this virtual interactive workshop.

This workshop will be hosted by Marilet Martinez. This 60-minute virtual workshop will deep dive into what makes our communities unique. March 23, 6-7 p.m.

Free. 209-312-8653. tinyurl.com/MarchWor22. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.

NOBLES AMONG US: MATERIAL THOUGHTS ON A POETIC ECOLOGY A solo exhibition of artwork by Sommer Roman, whose work aims to evoke a sense of wonder about life and our relationship to “other,” and furthermore, recalls the essential mutuality between plant, animal, and human that is core to our aliveness. MondaysFridays, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. through April 1 Free. 805-5463202. cuesta.edu/student/campuslife/artgallery/. Harold J. Miossi Gallery, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo.

SECOND SATURDAYS FREE ART EVENT SLOMA’s Second Saturdays program features art-making activities that complement the Museum’s current exhibitions. It’s completely free and open to the public, on the lawn outside SLOMA’s Mission Plaza double doors. Second Saturday of every month, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. through Dec. 10 Free. 805-543-8562. sloma.org/events/ second-saturdays/. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

SLO GALLERY ARTISTS View new works by California painters, photographers, sculptors and craftmakers at SLO Gallery. Thursdays-Sundays, 12-4 p.m. through June 30 Free. 805-926-5050. slogallery.com. SLO Gallery, 1019 Broad Street, San Luis Obispo.

SLO GALLERY: ART AFTER DARK View the latest in works by California photographers, painters, sculptors and craftmakers. April 1, 5-8 p.m. Free. 805-926-5050. slogallery.com. SLO Gallery, 1019 Broad Street, San Luis Obispo.

SLOPE HONORS PRISTINE COASTAL VISIONS A tribute showing and sale of inspired paintings dedicated to the SLO County coastline of this Marine Sanctuary, with a portion of the proceeds benefi ting the Northern Chumash Tribal Council. April 1-May 30 Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, 805-747-4200, artcentralslo.wordpress.com.

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Gifts Galore. May 7, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Birchwood Garden Barn & Home, 323 West Tefft Street, Nipomo.

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Gallery presents the works of Hancock College’s Fine Arts Faculty as they explore a broad range of media and methodology in this annual exhibition. Closing reception on March 10. Exhibit runs through March 31. Through March 31 Free to public. 805-922-6966 Ext. 3652. hancockcollege.edu/gallery. Ann Foxworthy Gallery, 800 S. College Dr., Santa Maria.

LOCAL AND FEATURED ARTIST EXHIBITS Valley Art Gallery, located in the SM Airport, exhibits local and featured artist work. New exhibits are mounted the first

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805-922-0663. Santa Maria Airport, 3249 Terminal Dr., Santa Maria.

LOMPOC/VANDENBERG PIGMENTS OF MY IMAGINATION Showcasing acrylic artworks by featured artist Chris Jezeck. April 29-May 29 lompocart.org/events/pigments-of-myimaginationrevisited. Cypress Gallery, 119 E Cypress Ave., Lompoc, 805-705-5328.

SANTA YNEZ VALLEY FABLES, FOIBLES, AND FAIRYTALES BY ARTIST SUSAN READ CRONIN Bronze sculptures with humorous and allegorical themes by local artist Susan Read Cronin. Mondays, Thursdays-Sundays, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. through April 17 Free. 805-686-1211. elverhoj.org. Elverhoj Museum of History and Art, 1624 Elverhoy Way, Solvang.

FIRE AND ICE: OUR CHANGING LANDSCAPE Features a wide diversity of artwork, including video installations, photography, paintings, mixed media, and more, illustrating aspects of fire and ice. April 9-Sept.

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SHARING THE LIGHT: ANSEL ADAMS AND ALAN ROSS This duo exhibition showcases the photography careers of both Ansel Adams (1902-1984) and Alan Ross (whose work is pictured), a longtime friend and former assistant of Adams. Through March 20 wildlingmuseum. org. Wildling Museum of Art and Nature, 1511-B Mission Dr., Solvang, 805-688-1082.

STAGE MUSICALS NORTH COAST SLO COUNT Y YOU’RE A GOOD MAN, CHARLIE BROWN Cambria Center for the Arts Theatre presents their opening production of the 2022 season. Characters by Charles M. Schultz. Music and lyrics by Clark Gesner. Tickets and more info online. Fridays, Saturdays, 7-9 p.m. and Sundays, 2-4 p.m. through April 10 $30. 805-927-8190.

Cambria Center for the Arts Theatre, 1350 Main St., Cambria, cambriacenterforthearts.org/theatre/.

NORTH SLO COUNT Y TEMPLETON HIGH SCHOOL DRAMA: SUGAR Presented by Templeton High School Drama. A musical with a book by Peter Stone, music by Jule Styne, and lyrics by Bob Merrill. Based on the 1959 film, Some Like It Hot. Thursdays, Fridays, 7-9:30 p.m. and Saturdays, 4-6:30 p.m. through April 3 $15-$20. 805-591-4770. templetondrama.org. Templeton Performing Arts Center, 1200 S Main St., Templeton.

SAN LUIS OBISPO BEAUTIFUL: THE CAROLE KING MUSICAL This musical tells the true story of King’s remarkable rise to stardom — from being part of a hit songwriting team with her husband to her ultimately becoming one of the most successful solo acts in popular music history.

March 31, 7:30-10 p.m. $74-$114. 805-756-4849. pacslo.org. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.

CONTEMPORARY MUSICAL THEATER SONGS A variety of works will be performed, including from wellknown and loved shows like Les Mis and Grease, to some obscure selections. April 9, 7:30 p.m. $20 public; $10 students. 805-756-4849. music.calpoly.edu/calendar/.

Spanos Theatre, Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo.

THE MET (LIVE IN HD): STRAUSS’ ARIADNE AUF NAXOS The exhilarating soprano Lise Davidsen brings one of her signature roles to the Met as the mythological

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by Songwriters at Play. Tickets are $20 and are available at the door, or in advance at my805tix.com. Unity of Santa Maria is located at 1165 Stubblefield Road, Santa Maria.

—C.W. SPRING ARTS from page 24 Greek heroine of Strauss’ enchanting masterpiece. The outstanding cast also features mezzo-soprano Isabel Leonard as the composer of the opera-within-an-opera, around which the plot revolves. March 27, 2-5 p.m. $12$22. 805-756-4849. pacslo.org. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.

OPERA SLO: RODGERS AND HAMMERSTEIN’S CAROUSEL A New England sea air will descend upon Miossi Hall of Performing Arts Center San Luis Obispo, in a spectacular full production of this classic Broadway hit.

May 7 and May 8 Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo, 756-4849, pacslo.org.

RENT: 25TH ANNIVERSARY TOUR A cultural touchstone and a source of joy and strength for millions.

Part of the “Farewell Season of Love” tour. March 21, 7:30-10 p.m. $69-$109. 805-756-4849. pacslo.org/ online/article/rent22. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.

STUDENT OPERA THEATRE: CONTEMPORARY MUSICAL THEATER SCENES AND SONGS An evening of scenes and songs from musicals written since 1990. The event will feature Cal Poly students as they explore this wonderful genre. April 9, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $10$20. 805-756-4849. pacslo.org/online/article/cpopera22.

Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.

SANTA MARIA VALLEY/LOS AL AMOS MARIAN THEATRE: INTO THE WOODS Book by James Lapine. Music and Lyrics by Stephen Sondheim.

April 28-May 15 Marian Theatre, 800 S. College Dr., Santa Maria, pcpa.org.

THE SOUND OF MUSIC Music by Richard Rodgers.

Lyrics by Oscar Hammerstein II. Book by Howard Lindsay and Russel Crouse. June 30-July 31 Marian Theatre, 800 S. College Dr., Santa Maria, pcpa.org.

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SANTA YNEZ VALLEY SOLVANG FESTIVAL THEATER: INTO THE WOODS Book by James Lapine. Music and Lyrics by Stephen Sondheim Aug. 11-Sept. 4 Solvang Festival Theater, 420 2nd St., Solvang, 805-686-1789.

DRAMA NORTH COAST SLO COUNT Y 84 CHARING CROSS RD. A staged reading of a dramatization of business letters between a young struggling writer in New York and an antiquarian book store in London. Directed by Anita Schwaber. April 1-3

By The Sea Productions, 545 Shasta Ave., Morro Bay, 805-776-3287, bytheseaproductions.org.

CHURCH AND STATE A staged reading directed by Janice Peters. May 27-29 By The Sea Productions, 545 Shasta Ave., Morro Bay, 805-776-3287, bytheseaproductions.org.

FIREFLIES A staged reading directed by Anita Schwaber.

May 6-8 By The Sea Productions, 545 Shasta Ave., Morro Bay, 805-776-3287, bytheseaproductions.org.

NOW AND THEN A staged reading directed

by Nicolette Tempesta. April 22-24 By The Sea Productions, 545 Shasta Ave., Morro Bay, 805-7763287, bytheseaproductions.org.

SAN LUIS OBISPO EVERY BRILLIANT THING A funny and moving play about depression and the lengths we go to for the ones we love.

Fridays, Saturdays, 7-8:30 p.m. and Saturdays, Sundays, 2-3:30 p.m. through April 10 $20-$36. 805-786-2440. slorep. org/shows/every-brilliant-thing/. San Luis Obispo Repertory Theatre, 888 Morro St., San Luis Obispo.

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NASSIM From Iranian playwright Nassim Soleimanpour comes an audacious new theatrical experiment, wherein an audience member-turnedperformer joins the playwright on stage while the unseen script awaits in a sealed box. April 14, 7:3010 p.m. $25-$32. 805-756-4849. pacslo.org/online/ article/working22. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.

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SOMETIMES THE RAIN, SOMETIMES THE SEA What are the stories we tell ourselves about love?

Playwright, Julia Izumi begins to answer this in her adaptation, reimagining, and critique of The Little Mermaid, which explores, teases, and expands the ideas of romantic, obsessive, and unrequited love that we learn from popular stories. May 12, 8-10 p.m., May 13, 8-10 p.m., May 14, 8-10 p.m., May 15, 2-4 p.m., May 19, 8-10 p.m., May 20, 8-10 p.m. and May 21, 8-10 p.m. $12-$20. theatredance.calpoly.edu/sometimes-rainsometimes-sea-spring-2022. Spanos Theatre, Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo, 805-756-7113.

SANTA MARIA VALLEY/LOS AL AMOS THE AGITATORS Mat Smart’s historical play of rebellion and revolution, personal passion, and sacrifice.

June 23-July 10 Severson Theatre, 800 S. College Dr., Santa Maria, pcpa.org.

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MOTHER ROAD Octavio Solis’ visionary play, inspired

by John Steinbeck’s The Grapes of Wrath, picks up 90 years after Steinbeck’s masterpiece. Through March 27 Severson Theatre, 800 S. College Dr., Santa Maria, pcpa.org.

COMEDY NORTH SLO COUNT Y MISFIT LIVE COMEDY PRESENTS PROFESSIONAL EMMY-WINNING COMEDY Kabir “Kabeezy” Singh is fresh off his standing ovation and acclaim on NBC’s America’s Got Talent in June, 2021, and he has been a touring headliner for almost a decade now. March 19, 7-9 p.m. $30.

805-238-0083. eventbrite.com/e/misfi t-live-comedypresents-professional-emmy-winning-comedy-tickets249619848687?aff=ebdssbdestsearch. Kramer Estate Wines, 825 Riverside Ave #16, Paso Robles.

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The San Luis Obispo Museum of Art (SLOMA) presents a solo exhibition, Faig Ahmed: Collision, which is scheduled to remain on display through Sunday, May 15. This exhibit showcases a collection of surreal artworks created by contemporary artist Faig Ahmed. Visit sloma.org to find out more about the show. SLOMA is located at 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

—C.W.

SAN LUIS OBISPO ILIZA SHLESINGER: BACK IN ACTION TOUR Iliza Shlesinger is Back in Action and back on the Central Coast, having wowed a packed PAC with her 2018 Elder Millennial tour. This award-winning comedian and actor-writer-producer-author currently has fi ve stand-up specials streaming on Netflix. April 1, 8-10 p.m. $39$69. 805-756-4849. pacslo.org. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.

MUTTVILLE COMIX Murphy the ladder-climbing fox

terrier and Willy the border collie lead a diverse cast of pooches in this hilarious slapstick comedy show for every family member and dog lover among us. Joined by their human “straight man” Johnny Peers. April 24, 1-2:30 & 4-5:30 p.m. $26-$36. 805-756-4849. pacslo. org/online/article/muttvillecomix22. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.

SOUTH COAST SLO COUNT Y BEST OF THE SAN FRANCISCO STAND-UP COMEDY COMPETITION Back by popular demand,

the SF Stand-Up Comedy Competition brings a new group of winners to the stage. For more than 40 years, the competition has served as a major springboard for the most talented new comics in the country. April 9, 7:30-10 p.m. $32-$45. 805-489-9444. clarkcenter. org/shows/best-of-san-francisco-stand-up-comedycompetition/. Clark Center for the Performing Arts, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande.

PERONDI’S STUNT DOG EXPERIENCE Chris Perondi and his incredibly talented and well-trained troupe of dogs are once again bringing the ultimate Stunt Dog Experience to the Clark Center. Featuring amazing tricks, high jumps, sensational stunts, cute comedy, and dancing doggies. The biggest collection of canine capers in the country. May 21, 3-5 & 7-9 p.m. $20-$35.

805-489-9444. clarkcenter.org/shows/perondis-stuntdog-experience/. Clark Center for the Performing Arts, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande.

SANTA MARIA VALLEY/LOS AL AMOS THE LIFESPAN OF A FACT Two characters come head to head in a comedic yet gripping battle over facts versus truth. April 22-May 8 smct.org/shows/.

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LIVE COMEDY AT THE SWISS Enjoy an evening of laughs from veteran touring comics every third Saturday of the month. A new lineup every show. Arrive early for optimum seating. For ages 21 and over. Third Saturday of every month, 9-11 p.m. through Aug. 21 Free. 805347-7800. The Swiss Restaurant, 516 N. Broadway, Santa Maria.

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PICASSO AT THE LAPIN AGILE This absurdist comedy, written by Steve Martin, imagines a fictional meeting between Einstein and Picasso in a small Paris cafe in 1904, the year before Einstein revolutionized physics and two years before Picasso redefined the world of art. Through March 27 my805tix.com. Orcutt Community Theater (Klein Dance Arts), 3546 Skyway Dr, Bldg. 1, Suite A, Orcutt, 805-937-3738.

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SAN LUIS OBISPO BALLET FOLKLÓRICO DE MÉXICO Under the direction of Amalia Hernández, Ballet Folklórico de México and its 60 stellar performers return to SLO direct from Mexico City’s Palacio de Bellas Artes. The company draws upon pre-Hispanic rituals as well as Mexican history and folklore to create an inspiring evening.

March 29, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $27-$54. 805-756-4849. pacslo.org. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.

SANTA YNEZ VALLEY LAUGH THERAPY AT MAVERICK SALOON Laugh Therapy returns to Maverick Saloon for another evening of side-split ting hilarit y. Host Paco Zamora brings a fresh lineup of comedians guaranteed to tickle your funny bone: L.A. Headliner Ben Thompson and Santa Barbara’s Sarah Taylor, with Liv Dot y. Arrive early for preferred seating.

March 30, 8-10 p.m. $15. 773-401-2998.

Maverick Saloon, 3687 Sagunto St., Santa Ynez, mavericksaloon.org.

PAUL RODRIGUEZ LIVE April 22, 8 p.m. $39$69. Chumash Casino Resort, 3400 E. Highway 246, Santa Ynez, 800-248-6274, chumashcasino.com/ entertainment.

SOLVANG FESTIVAL THEATER: NATIVE GARDENS Gardens and cultures clash, turning friendly neighbors into feuding enemies in this hilarious comedy of good intentions and bad manners.

Sept. 9-17 Solvang Festival Theater, 420 2nd St., Solvang, 805-686-1789.

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BALLET THEATRE SLO: THE FIREBIRD Tickets on sale soon. June 4 and June 5 bt-slo.org / spring-2020 - program -the -firebird. Cuesta College Cultural and Per forming Ar ts Center, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo.

CIVIC BALLET OF SLO: THE SCARLET IBIS James Hurst’s coming-of-age story, “The Scarlet Ibis,” arrives on stage as a new contemporary ballet created

by Civic Ballet artistic director Drew Silvaggio. A story that explores themes of family, acceptance, pride, and fragility. April 2, 7-9 p.m. and April 3, 2-4 p.m. $26$42. 805-756-4849. pacslo.org. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.

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ETERNO, EL FLAMENCO VIVE Seattle-based Flamenco dancer Savannah Fuentes will perform at the San Luis Obispo Guild Hall. May 9, 7:30-9 p.m.

SLO Guild Hall, 2880 Broad St., San Luis Obispo, sloguildhall.com.

PARSONS DANCE COMPANY Performing works based on the vast repertory of storied choreographer David Parsons, Parsons Dance is an internationally renowned contemporary American dance company known for its energized and athletic ensemble work.

April 9, 8-10 p.m. $26-$62. 805-756-4849. pacslo.org/ online/article/parsonsdance22. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.

SOUTH COAST SLO COUNT Y FLEX PERFORMING ARTS RECITAL The students of Flex Performing Arts are proud to present a showcase of dance, musical theater, and acting. This event is recommended for all ages. June 25, 6-9 p.m. and June 26, 4:30-7:30 p.m. $35 (senior and child discounts available). 805-489-9444. clarkcenter.org/. Clark Center for the Performing Arts, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande.

SANTA MARIA VALLEY/LOS AL AMOS AMDA DAY AMDA Day is a dance scholarship and workshop for students in the performing arts. May 28 is for theater arts majors and May 29 is specific to dancers. There will be a presentation, workshop, and audition for the conservatory at AHC in studio D-118. April 29, 3:30-7:30 p.m. Free. 801-427-2760. hancockcollege.edu. Allan Hancock College, 800 S. College Drive, Santa Maria.

MUSIC CLASSICAL, CHAMBERS, & CHOIRS NORTH COAST SLO COUNT Y VOCAL ARTS ENSEMBLE SPRING CAMBRIA CONCERT June 5, 3-5 p.m. Community Presbyterian Church of Cambria, 2250 Yorkshire Dr., Cambria.

NORTH SLO COUNT Y SYMPHONY OF THE VINES: JOYFUL BEETHOVEN Beethoven’s crowning achievement, and one of the most remarkable and powerful works in all the literature, the “Choral” Symphony is life-affirming and calls for unity and freedom. Performed with full chorus and four vocal soloists. May 27, 6 p.m. my805tix. com/e/joyfulbeethoven. Mission San Miguel Arcángel, 775 Mission St., San Miguel, 805-467-3256.

SYMPHONY OF THE VINES: GALLANT GUITAR CONCERT Classical guitarist, Jack Cimo, joins Symphony of the Vines musicians for a Boccherini quintet for guitar and strings and other works. Special Student Spotlight: bass player Kai Winstead-LeRoy, a local high school student. March 20, 5:30-7 p.m. $30 adult; $27 senior; $15 student, $200 table for 4 with wine and appetizers. 805-235-0687. symphonyofthevines.org.

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SAN LUIS OBISPO BLACK VIOLIN LIVE Black Violin performs its signature blend of hip hop and classical music. March 20, 7-8:30 p.m. $28-$65. 805-756-4849. pacslo.org/ online/article/blackviolin2022. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.

CAL POLY ARAB MUSIC ENSEMBLE SPRING CONCERT The Cal Poly Arab Music Ensemble and a special ensemble of guest artists will perform a program of Arab, Iranian and Tajik music that includes popular dance from the Eastern Mediterranean. June 4, 7:30 p.m. $20 general; $10 students. 805-756-4849. music. calpoly.edu/calendar/. Spanos Theatre, Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo.

CAL POLY SYMPHONY AND CHOIRS: DONA NOBIS PACEM The Chamber Choir will perform Hindemith’s “Six Chansons,” the Symphony will perform William Grant Still’s “Afro-American Symphony,” and Ukrainian composer Myroslav Skoryk’s “Melody.” The combined groups perform Vaughan Williams’ “Dona Nobis Pacem,” a plea for peace written in 1936 as fears grew of renewed conflict. June 5, 3 p.m. $15 and $20 general; $10 students. 805-756-4849. music.calpoly. edu/calendar/. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.

CAL POLY WIND BANDS SPRING CONCERT: SOUNDS OF COLOR Music is often often described in visual language: color, shade, structure, bright vs. dark, etc. The works presented for this concert are either inspired by imagery or meant to sculpt something new

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CAL POLY WOMEN’S CHORUS AND GUEST ENSEMBLE KITKA: SLAVIC SOUNDS The Cal Poly Women’s Chorus will host the world-famous ensemble Kitka to present repertoire of Eastern Europe. Kitka is an award-winning women’s ensemble specializing in folk music of Slavic tradition. May 7, 7:30 p.m. $20 general; $10 students. 805-756-4849. music.calpoly.edu/ calendar/. First Presbyterian Church of San Luis Obispo, 981 Marsh St., San Luis Obispo.

CENTRAL COAST CHOIR FESTIVAL Over 36 high school choirs from all over the state will be singing.

Free and open to the public with proof of vaccine or a negative COVID-19 test. March 18, 10 a.m.-10 p.m.

Free. 805-541-6797. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo, pacslo.org.

CHANTICLEER AND THE CAL POLY CHOIRS: BEAUTY OF THE DAY The Cal Poly Choirs will join Chanticleer for the premiere of Nico Muhly’s “Beauty of the Day,” a composition which was commissioned by Chanticleer. The piece will feature university organist Paul Woodring on the Forbes pipe organ. May 12, 7:30 p.m. $24 and $35 general; $15 students. 805-756-4849. music.calpoly.edu/calendar/. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.

CHRISTIAN ELLIOTT: WHY BE GOOD? (SILENT FILM WITH ORGAN) Considered a lost film, a print of the 1929 silent comedy film Why Be Good?, starring SLO icon Colleen Moore, was discovered in an Italian archive in the late 1990s. Now nearly 90 years later, organ accompanist Christian Elliot brings it back to life. March 17, 7:30-9 p.m. $15-$32. 805-756-4849. pacslo.org.

Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.

AN EVENING IN BRITAIN SLO Wind Orchestra offers a evening of historically important British music from the comfort of the Cuesta CPAC. Join Music Director Jennifer Martin and the SLO Wind Orchestra in this revival of the 2022 mini-season, highlighting beautiful early 20th century music from Britain. March 19, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $10-$30. 805-464-9434. slowinds.org. Cuesta College Cultural and Performing Arts Center, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo.

FESTIVAL MOZAIC SERIES Check website for summer programming hosted by Festival Mozaic. July 23-30 festivalmozaic.org. SLO County, Countywide, San Luis Obispo.

VOCAL ARTS ENSEMBLE SPRING CONCERT AT THE MISSION June 24, 8-10 p.m. Mission San Luis Obispo de Tolosa, 751 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo, 781-8220, missionsanluisobispo.org/.

W. TERRENCE SPILLER: BEETHOVEN PIANO SONATA CYCLE VI The sixth in W. Terrence Spiller’s complete survey of Beethoven’s piano sonatas. Spiller will perform two of Beethoven’s most famous “named” sonatas: “The Tempest,” and “Hammerklavier.” May 13, 7:30 p.m. $20 general; $10 students. 805-756-4849. music.calpoly.edu/calendar. PAC Pavilion, Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave, San Luis Obispo.

SOUTH COAST SLO COUNT Y VOCAL ARTS ENSEMBLE SPRING CONCERT TRILOGY June 2, 7-9 p.m. Trilogy at Monarch Dunes, 1645 Trilogy Parkway, Nipomo.

SANTA MARIA VALLEY/LOS AL AMOS ALLAN HANCOCK COLLEGE AND SBCC JOINT CHOIR CONCERT The choirs of Allan Hancock College and SBCC will present the magic of Mozart in a concert of three of his most beloved choral works. May 15, 3-4 p.m. $10 suggested donation; students free. 805-9226966. hancockcollege.edu. St. Peter’s Episcopal Church, 402 S. Lincoln, Santa Maria.

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CHAMBER MUSIC TRIO Presented by the Santa Maria Philharmonic Society. Part of the Music at the Library series. April 9, 7:30 p.m. Santa Maria Public Library, 421 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria, 805-925-0994.

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FLY ME TO THE MOON: FAMILY CONCERT Spend your Sunday afternoon with the whole family at this Santa Maria Philharmonic concert at the Pacific Christian Center. March 27, 4-6 p.m. Free. 805-9250412. givebutter.com/fl ymetothemoon. Pacific Christian Center, 3435 Santa Maria Way, Santa Maria.

SPRING RECITAL OF THE CCMTA Presented by the Santa Maria Philharmonic Society. Part of the Music at the Library series. May 22, 3 p.m. Santa Maria Public Library, 421 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria, 805-925-0994.

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CONCERT The non-profi t Morro Bay White Caps Band, a vibrant community institution since the ‘70s, is celebrating the coming of spring with a free afternoon of toe-tapping music during the Morro Bay Farmer’s Market.

March 26, 2:30-5:30 p.m. Free. morrobaywhitecaps. com/. Grandma’s Frozen Yogurt and Waffle Shop, 307 Morro Bay Blvd., Morro Bay, 805-704-9866.

NORTH COAST SLO COUNT Y CANDY O LIVE Described as “the Ultimate Tribute to the Cars and Ric Ocasek.” April 16, 8 p.m. The Siren, 900 Main St., Morro Bay, 805-225-1312, thesirenmorrobay.com/.

NEXT LIFE LIVE Classic rock with an indie/folk twist.

March 20, 2-5 p.m. Free. 805-439-1466. The Olde Alehouse, 945 Los Osos Valley Road, Los Osos.

DEAD MAN’S PARTY LIVE A tribute to Danny Elfman and Oingo Boingo. June 24, 7:30 p.m. The Siren, 900 Main St., Morro Bay, 805-225-1312, thesirenmorrobay.com/.

OPEN MIC NIGHT Come join us each Wednesday for Open Mic Night in the downstairs dining area. Grab some friends and show off your talents. Food and drink service will be available. Wednesdays, 7-9 p.m. Free. 805-9953883. schoonerscayucos.com. Schooners, 171 North Ocean Ave, Cayucos.

LIVE MUSIC WITH GUITAR WIZ AT LUNADA GARDEN BISTRO “Guitar Wizard” Billy Foppiano plays a wide range of music, including blues, R&B, classic rock, and more. Every other Sunday, 11 a.m.-2 p.m.

805-900-5444. Lunada Garden Bistro, 78 N. Ocean Ave., Cayucos.

THE SLO COUNTY STUMBLERS LIVE May 22,

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3-5:30 p.m. Camp Ocean Pines, 1473 Randall Dr., Cambria, 805-927-0254, campoceanpines.org.

CARBON CITY LIGHTS LIVE Part of the Spring Concert Series. April 9, 4-6 p.m. Atascadero Lake Park, 9305 Pismo Ave., Atascadero.

EASTON EVERETT TRIO Neo-folk pop. May 20, 5-7 p.m. and Aug. 19, 5-7 p.m. eastoneverett.com/. Grand Oaks Ballroom, Cava Robles RV Resort, 3800 Golden Hills Rd., Paso Robles, 805-242-4700.

GHOST/MONSTER LIVE Part of the “Saturday in the Park” Summer Concert Series. July 23, 6:30 p.m.

Atascadero Lake Park, 9305 Pismo Ave., Atascadero.

SAN LUIS OBISPO TED WISE: GUITAR AND VOCALS Classical/ contemporary guitar solos. Vocal covers galore; from Bach to the Beatles and beyond. Fridays, 6-8 p.m.

Free. 805-457-0050. trefiammeslo.com/. Tre Fiamme Restaurant, 1560 Los Osos Valley Road, #190, San Luis Obispo.

SOUTH COAST SLO COUNT Y CLOSE TO YOU: CARPENTERS’ MUSIC Dedicated to re-creating the true sound of the Carpenters, singer and playwright Lisa Rock has compiled a moving tribute, with her 6-piece backing band showcasing memorable songs of the ‘70s. March 26, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $45-$50.

805-489-9444. clarkcenter.org/shows/close-to-youthe-music-of-the-carpenters/. Clark Center for the Performing Arts, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande.

SANTA YNEZ VALLEY FRANKIE VALLI AND THE FOUR SEASONS LIVE Aug. 19, 8 p.m. $79-$129. Chumash Casino Resort, 3400 E. Highway 246, Santa Ynez, 800-248-6274, chumashcasino.com/entertainment.

GHOST/MONSTER LIVE April 30, 12-6 p.m. and June 18, 2-6 p.m. Brick Barn Wine Estate, 795 W. Hwy 246, Buellton, 805-686-1208, brickbarnwineestate.com.

NATALY LOLA LIVE April 13, 5-7 p.m., May 11, 5-7 p.m. and June 8, 5-7 p.m. Brick Barn Wine Estate, 795 W. Hwy 246, Buellton, 805-686-1208, brickbarnwineestate.com.

UNFINISHED WITH THE BEATLES LIVE June 4, 2-6 p.m. Brick Barn Wine Estate, 795 W. Hwy 246, Buellton, 805-686-1208, brickbarnwineestate.com.

JAZZ & BLUES NORTH SLO COUNT Y BLACK BAY BETTY LIVE Part of the Spring Concert Series. April 16, 4-6 p.m. Atascadero Lake Park, 9305 Pismo Ave., Atascadero.

BURNING JAMES ALL-STARS Part of the Spring Concert Series. April 2, 4-6 p.m. Atascadero Lake Park, 9305 Pismo Ave., Atascadero.

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Good Will, by Patrick Trimbath, is currently on display at Ann Foxworthy Gallery, as part of Allan Hancock College’s Fine Arts Faculty Exhibit. This group show highlights a collection of artworks created by Hancock instructors and is scheduled to remain on display through Thursday, March 31. A closing reception will take place that evening, from 5 to 6:30 p.m. Visit hancockcollege.edu/gallery for more info. Ann Foxworthy Gallery is located at 800 S. College Drive, Santa Maria.

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THE CINDERS LIVE Part of the “Saturday in the Park” Summer Concert Series. July 30, 6:30 p.m. Atascadero Lake Park, 9305 Pismo Ave., Atascadero.

THE JD PROJECT LIVE Part of the “Saturday in the Park” Summer Concert Series. Aug. 27, 6:30 p.m.

Atascadero Lake Park, 9305 Pismo Ave., Atascadero.

THE JUMP JAX LIVE Part of the “Saturday in the Park” Summer Concert Series. July 9, 6:30 p.m. Atascadero Lake Park, 9305 Pismo Ave., Atascadero.

SONGWRITERS AT PLAY FEATURES ARIELLE SILVER, MATT YAKI Songwriters at Play host Steve Key shares the stage with Santa Barbara County jazzman Matt Yaki, and LA-based balladeer Arielle Silver. Joining for guest sets: Paul Welch and Casey Rodgers. April 30, 12:30-3:30 p.m. Free. 805-204-6821. stevekey.com/ events. Sculpterra Winery, 5015 Linne Rd., Paso Robles.

SOLEFFECT LIVE April 23, 4-6 p.m. Atascadero Lake Park, 9305 Pismo Ave., Atascadero.

SAN LUIS OBISPO CAL POLY SPRING JAZZ CONCERT A celebration of the vocal ensemble’s first single, an arrangement of Esperanza Spalding’s “Sunlight” by Director of Jazz Studies Arthur White. The single comes in anticipation of a new album by the Vocal Jazz Ensemble, which will feature members of the New York Voices. May 28, 7:30 p.m. $20 general; $10 students and Jazz Federation members. 805-756-4849. music.calpoly.edu/calendar/.

Spanos Theatre, Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo.

LIVE MUSIC FROM GUITAR WIZ BILLY FOPPIANO AND MAD DOG Join “Guitar Wiz” Billy Foppiano and his trusty side kick Mad Dog for a mix of blues, R&B, and more. Saturdays, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. 805-544-2100. Bon Temps Creole Cafe, 1819 Osos Street, San Luis Obispo, bontempscreolecafe.com/index.htm.

SOUTH COAST SLO COUNT Y THE DRIFTERS Enjoy timeless classics from the Drifters. Since their inception in 1953, they’ve been

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bringing their vocal talents to audiences around the world. They defined the vocal sound of the ‘50s, blending rhythm and blues and gospel that gave them hit after hit. April 2, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $45-$58. 805-489-9444. clarkcenter.org/shows/the-drifters/. Clark Center for the Performing Arts, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande.

GLENN MILLER ORCHESTRA Decade after decade, the Glenn Miller Orchestra continues to be “the number one name in swing jazz.” Enjoy some of the best and most enduring original American music ever made.

Sponsored by Splash Café. March 19, 4-6 p.m. $39$52. 805-489-9444. clarkcenter.org/shows/the-worldfamous-glenn-miller-orchestra/. Clark Center for the Performing Arts, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande.

JUMP JAX LIVE Opener: The Limbic Liberation Orchestra, at 1 p.m. March 27, 2-4 p.m. pismojazz. com. Pismo Beach Veterans Memorial Hall, 780 Bello St., Pismo Beach.

YOSEMITE JAZZ BAND LIVE Opener: Tevis Junior High School Jazz Band from Bakersfield, at 1 p.m. April 24, 2-4 p.m. pismojazz.com. Pismo Beach Veterans Memorial Hall, 780 Bello St., Pismo Beach.

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AMBER CROSS LIVE June 12, 4 p.m. Old Santa Rosa Chapel, 2353 Main St., Cambria.

BALTO LIVE April 8, 7:30 p.m. The Siren, 900 Main St., Morro Bay, 805-225-1312, thesirenmorrobay.com/.

KABKA PYRAMID AND THE BEBBLE ROCKERS April 4, 7 p.m. The Siren, 900 Main St., Morro Bay, 805225-1312, thesirenmorrobay.com/.

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BARENAKED LADIES (WITH GIN BLOSSOMS AND TOAD THE WET SPROCKET) Barenaked Ladies has rescheduled their extensive Last Summer On Earth tour to 2022. All previously purchased tickets will remain valid for the new Vina Robles Amphitheatre. June 11, 7-10 p.m. $60-$80. 805-286-3680. vinaroblesamphitheatre. com. Vina Robles Amphitheatre, 3800 Mill Rd., Paso Robles.

THE COUNTERFEIT KINGS LIVE Part of the “Saturday in the Park” Summer Concert Series. June 18, 6:30 p.m. Atascadero Lake Park, 9305 Pismo Ave., Atascadero.

CUESTA RIDGE LIVE May 22, 4 p.m. Cass Winery And Vineyard, 7350 Linne Rd., Paso Robles, 805-239-1730.

EASTON EVERETT BAND Indie rock, soul, and reggae. March 19, 1-4 p.m. eastoneverett.com. Four Lanterns Winery, 2485 West Highway 46, Paso Robles, 805-226-5955.

FREE LUNCHTIME CONCERTS Wednesdays, 12-1 p.m. bigbigslo.com. Atascadero Lake Park, 9305 Pismo Ave., Atascadero.

FRIDAY DJ SERIES Features different DJ each Friday. Presented by Traffic Records. Fridays, 6-9 p.m.

Ancient Owl Beer Garden, 6090 El Camino Real, suite C, Atascadero, 805-460-6042, ancientowlbeergarden.com.

RANDALL KING LIVE Features Allie Colleen. May 21, 6-9 p.m. Rava Wines + Events, 6785 Creston Rd., Paso Robles, 805-238-7282.

RIDING WITH ALICE LIVE An original rock band lead by Australian songwriter Brent Brown. Riding with Alice blend a mix of rock, funk, and reggae with original tunes and some classic covers. April 15, 7 a.m. The Pour House, 525 Pine St., Paso Robles, 805-239-1000, pasobrewing.com.

THE ROCKIN’ BS BAND LIVE Part of the “Saturday in the Park” Summer Concert Series. July 2, 6:30 p.m.

Atascadero Lake Park, 9305 Pismo Ave., Atascadero.

SONGWRITERS AT PLAY FEATURES AIREENE ESPIRITU, MICHAEL UBALDINI Songwriters at Play host Steve Key shares the stage with touring performers Aireene Espiritu and Michael Ubaldini. They will play two sets, in the round. Joining for guest sets: Jed Crisalogo from Seattle, and local fave Rob Kimball. March 26, 12:30-3:30 p.m. Free. 805-204-6821. stevekey.com/ events. Sculpterra Winery, 5015 Linne Rd., Paso Robles.

SONGWRITERS AT PLAY FEATURES CASSI NICHOLLS Cassi Nicholls headlines this weekly showcase, playing the opening and closing sets of the three-hour show. Joining for guest sets: Steve Bernal,

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805-204-6821. stevekey.com/events. Sculpterra Winery, 5015 Linne Rd., Paso Robles.

SONGWRITERS AT PLAY FEATURES GROVER ANDERSON AND MIKE MULLINS Songwriters at Play host Steve Key shares the stage with singer-guitarist Grover Anderson, and mandolin master Mike Mullins.

Mike’s new solo project is “8-String Sketches.” Grover writes Americana songs that tell stories of love, loss, and frontier mischief. April 16, 12:30-3:30 p.m. Free.

805-204-6821. stevekey.com/events. Sculpterra Winery, 5015 Linne Rd., Paso Robles.

SONGWRITERS AT PLAY FEATURES JON RANGER Songwriters at Play host Steve Key presents an afternoon of live music featuring Bakersfield balladeer Jon Ranger, who calls his music a combination of “old soul and Americana.” Joining for guest sets: Chris Baron and Gale McNeeley. April 9, 12:30-3:30 p.m. Free.

805-204-6821. stevekey.com/events. Sculpterra Winery, 5015 Linne Rd., Paso Robles.

SONGWRITERS AT PLAY: NASHVILLE DUO LYNN LANGHAM AND DOUG GILL Nashville’s Lynn

Barenaked Ladies will perform at the Vina Robles Amphitheatre on Saturday, June 11, at 7 p.m. This concert is part of the group’s Last Summer On Earth 2022 tour. Special guest acts include Gin Blossoms and Toad the Wet Sprocket. Tickets range from $60 to $80.

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TRUTH ABOUT SEAFOOD LIVE Part of the “Saturday in the Park” Summer Concert Series. Sept. 10, 6:30 p.m. Atascadero Lake Park, 9305 Pismo Ave., Atascadero.

THE WINE COUNTRY TROUBADOURS LIVE Songwriters at Play host Steve Key presents an afternoon of live music featuring popular local band, Wine Country Troubadours. They perform a mix of original songs from two CDs, as well as folk-rock classics. Joining for guest sets: The InVocations Trio and Janice Lamont. April 2, 12:30-3:30 p.m. Free. 805-2046821. stevekey.com/events. Sculpterra Winery, 5015 Linne Rd., Paso Robles.

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Langham and Doug Gill return to play the garden stage at Sculpterra. Two of the most respected names in the Nashville songwriting community. March 19, 12:303:30 p.m. Free. 805-204-6821. stevekey.com/events.

Sculpterra Winery, 5015 Linne Rd., Paso Robles.

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student-produced multimedia works. In previous productions, students from the Music Department’s Sound Design classes have collaborated with Composition Forum Club members to produce new works ranging from lo-fi grooves and video game music, to experimental soundscapes and pop. May 31, 7:30 p.m. and June 2, 7:30 p.m. $20 general; $10 students.

805-756-4849. music.calpoly.edu/calendar. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.

And Vineyard, 7350 Linne Rd., Paso Robles, 805-2391730. Part of the “Saturday in the Park” Summer Concert Series. Aug. 6, 6:30 p.m. Atascadero Lake Park, 9305 Pismo Ave., Atascadero.

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Sōleffect is a 6-piece band from the Central Coast of California. 2 female singers intertwine their vocals to create a soulful and unique sound. The guitar, bass, trumpet, and drums form “a powerhouse of rock and funk that will get you dancing all night.” May 21, 6-9 p.m.

805-369-2347. California Coast Beer Company, 1346 Railroad St., Paso Robles, calcoastbeer.com/.

STELLAR LIVE Part of the “Saturday in the Park” Summer Concert Series. Sept. 3, 6:30 p.m. Atascadero Lake Park, 9305 Pismo Ave., Atascadero.

SOLEFFECT AT ATASCADERO SUNKEN GARDENS Sōleffect is a 6-piece band from the Central Coast of California. 2 female singers intertwine their vocals to create a soulful and unique sound. The guitar, bass, trumpet and drums form “a powerhouse of rock and funk that will get you dancing all night.” April 23, 4-6 p.m. Free. 805-470-3360. Sunken Gardens, 6505 El Camino Real, Atascadero.

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DON FELDER LIVE April 7, 8 p.m. The Fremont Theater, 1035 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, 805-5468600, fremontslo.com.

DRUM CIRCLE SING-A-LONG Limited to 20 drummers. Learn African music through drumming and song. ongoing Spirits of Africa Gallery, 570 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo, spiritsofafricagallery.com/.

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TESSA LARK AND MICHAEL THURBER Awardwinning violinist Tessa Lark and composer/ bassist Michael Thurber met years ago as alumni of NPR’s “From the Top” and quickly realized how much they had musically in common. By fusing classical and American music influences, they created a wholly original sound.

April 6, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $33-$42. 805-756-4849. pacslo.org. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.

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WOMEN OF NOTE Stories of noteworthy and courageous women from near and far are woven together through music, poetry, and song. May 15, 7-8:30 p.m. $10-$30. 805-242-6065. canzonawomen. org. San Luis Obispo Nazarene Church, 3396 Johnson Avenue, San Luis Obispo.

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DESPERADO: THE NATION’S PREMIER EAGLES TRIBUTE “Take It To The Limit” and celebrate four decades of hit songs with America’s favorite Eagles tribute. April 23, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $45-$58. 805-4899444. clarkcenter.org/shows/desperado-the-nationspremier-eagles-tribute/. Clark Center for the Performing Arts, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande.

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KATHRYN LOOMIS AND CO. LIVE Kathryn sings from Swing to the Great American Songbook with her backing quartet. May 29, 2-4 p.m. pismojazz.com.

Pismo Beach Veterans Memorial Hall, 780 Bello St., Pismo Beach.

SOLEFFECT AT AVILA BEACH RESORT Sōleffect is a 6-piece band from the Central Coast of California. 2 female singers intertwine their vocals to create a soulful and unique sound. The guitar, bass, trumpet, and drums form “a powerhouse of rock and funk that will get you dancing all night.” April 3, 2-4 p.m. Free. 805-595-4000.

Avila Beach Resort, 6464 Ana Bay Dr., Avila Beach.

SANTA MARIA VALLEY/LOS AL AMOS FORT VINE LIVE Part of a series showcasing touring artists performing original music in the genres of contemporary folk, acoustic, country, and Americana.

April 17, 6:30 p.m. my805tix.com. Unity Chapel of Light Church, 1165 Stubblefield Rd., Orcutt.

THE HOMESTEAD: LIVE MUSIC ON THE PATIO Check the Homestead’s Facebook page for details on live music events. Fridays, Saturdays The Homestead, 105 W. Clark Ave, Old Orcutt, 805-287-9891, thehomesteadoldorcutt.com.

KIKI EBSEN LIVE Part of a series showcasing touring artists performing original music in the genres of contemporary folk, acoustic, country, and Americana.

May 20, 6:30 p.m. my805tix.com. Unity Chapel of Light Church, 1165 Stubblefield Rd., Orcutt.

LIVE MUSIC AT THE SHIFT Check the Shift’s social media for updates on live music happenings. Fridays, Saturdays theshiftrestaurant.com. The Shift, 205 E Clark Ave., Orcutt, 805-264-7871.

NASHVILLE SONGWRITERS AT PLAY: UNITY OF SANTA MARIA Lynn Langham is a Grammy-winner for “Old Yellow Moon.” Doug Gill was Grammy-nominated for “I Just Come Here For The Music,” recorded by Don Williams and Alison Krauss. Aireene Espiritu opens the show. March 27, 6-8 p.m. $20. 805-204-6821. stevekey.com/events. Unity Chapel of Light Church, 1165 Stubblefield Rd., Orcutt.

SIDE PONY LIVE Part of a series showcasing touring artists performing original music in the genres of contemporary folk, acoustic, country, and Americana.

June 12, 6:30 p.m. Unity Chapel of Light Church, 1165 Stubblefield Rd., Orcutt.

SANTA YNEZ VALLEY GLEN PHILLIPS LIVE Part of the Tales from the Tavern series. May 4, 7:30 p.m. Maverick Saloon, 3687 Sagunto St., Santa Ynez, 805-686-4785, mavericksaloon.org.

JOHN LYLE LIVE April 24, 2-6 p.m. and May 22, 2-6 p.m. Brick Barn Wine Estate, 795 W. Hwy 246, Buellton, 805-686-1208, brickbarnwineestate.com.

JONATHAN MCEUEN LIVE Part of the Tales from the Tavern series. With a guest TBA. June 1, 7:30 p.m.

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WRITERS & LITERATURE SAN LUIS OBISPO SLO MASTER CHORALE: THE POETS SPEAK Based on the poetry of Walt Whitman and George

Herbert, the performance will feature the music of composer Ralph Vaughan Williams, in celebration of the 150th anniversary of his birth in 1872. April 24, 3-5 p.m. $10-$60. 805-756-4849. pacslo.org/online/article/ poetsspeak22. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.

SLO NIGHTWRITERS: A COMMUNITY OF WRITERS SLO NightWriters supports local writers with monthly presentations, critique groups, contests, and other events. Second Tuesday of every month, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. 805-703-3132. slonightwriters.org. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.

WALT WHITMAN GAY MEN’S BOOK CLUB Walt Whitman Gay Men’s Book Club meets virtually via zoom.

This club reads, studies and discusses books chosen by the group which relate to their lives as gay men. All are welcome.

Second Monday of every month, 7-9:30 p.m. Free. galacc. org/events/. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.

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OPEN MIC POETRY NIGHT Corazón del Pueblo is hosting an open mic Poetry night in honor of National Poetry Month. April 15, 7-8 p.m. Free. 209-312-8653. tinyurl.com/PoetryNightApril. Cubanissimo Cuban Coffee House, 4869 S. Bradley Rd., #118, Orcutt.

SANTA YNEZ VALLEY EARTH DAY POETRY CONTEST March 21 is the deadline to submit. The competition is open to Santa Barbara County residents of all ages. Visit site for more info. March 21, 5 p.m. Wildling Museum of Art and Nature, 1511-B Mission Dr., Solvang, 805-688-1082, wildlingmuseum.org.

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SPOKEN WORD OPEN MIC A monthly spoken word/ open mic night. Come to listen or to read poetry or prose. April 3, 5-7 p.m. and May 1, 5-7 p.m. Free. 805686-9126. arrowsmithwine.com. Arrowsmith’s, 1539 Mission Drive, Solvang.

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Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay. ENCAUSTICS WORKSHOP WITH VICKY HOFFMAN This workshop provides a hands-on introduction to the basic techniques of the encaustic process – beeswax, resin, and pigment. April 23, 1-4 p.m. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay, 805-772-2504, artcentermorrobay.org.

FOREVER STOKED PAINT PARTY Join us at the gallery, for a few hours to travel on a creative paint journey guided by a member of the fun loving FS crew.

You will receive as much or as little instruction as you prefer. No artistic experience is necessary. Saturdays, 7-9 p.m. $45. 805-772-9095. Forever Stoked, 1164 Quintana Rd., Morro Bay. HAMMERED METAL TRIANGULAR JEWELRY Create a gorgeous necklace and two pierced earring set. Everything is provided to complete the projects including your color choice of beads. Preregistration required. April 2, 10 a.m.-noon $50. 805-286-5993.

CreativeMeTime.com. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

MOSAIC TRIVET WORKSHOP During this workshop, you will learn how to design and create a mosaic trivet. You will learn how to select materials, lay out a pleasing pattern, and adhere the tiles to the trivet

base. You will learn how to properly grout and seal your project. ongoing, 1-4 p.m. $60. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org/index.php/workshops/. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

MOSAICS CLASS Learn mosaic basics to create a one-of-a-kind project. Choose a project to make your heart sing while learning mosaic basics to complete your masterpiece. You’ll have many colors, baubles, and beads to choose from. Preregistration required. April 3, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Various. 805-286-5993. CreativeMeTime. com. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

MOSAICS FOR EVERYONE Learn mosaic basics to create a one-of-a-kind project. Choose a project to make your heart sing while learning mosaic basics to complete your masterpiece. You have many colors, baubles, and beads to choose from. Preregistration required. May 15, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Various. 805-286-5993. CreativeMeTime. com. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

PASTEL MAGIC Discover the magic of soft pastels in a relaxed and supportive environment, focusing on basic drawing and observation skills. March 19-21 Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay, 805-772-2504, artcentermorrobay.org.

PLEIN AIR PAINTERS OF THE CENTRAL COAST A self-directed fun group of dynamic artists who enjoy painting and sketching outdoors. Meet at the Art Center Morro Bay and then the group decides on the location to go paint. Wednesdays, 9 a.m.-noon Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay, 805-772-2504, artcentermorrobay.org.

SEA GLASS STARFISH Learn how to drill holes in sea glass and basic jewelry making skills to create a beautiful jewelry set. Everything is provided to complete project.

Preregistration required. May 14, 10 a.m.-noon $50.

805-286-5993. CreativeMeTime.com. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

NORTH SLO COUNT Y BLOCK PRINTING WORKSHOP Learn the art of block printing. By the time you’re done, you’ll have printed your very own design on your very own totebag from your very own block that you made with your very own hands. April 24, 2-4 p.m. $75. 805-464-0533. the1artery.com/events/2021/6/19/block-printing-7b7xn.

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learning a technique that utilizes a needle and sturdy, waxed thread to attach the bundles of artist quality drawing paper together. April 10, 12-4 p.m. $55. 805464-0533. the1artery.com. The ARTery, 5890 Traffic Way, Atascadero.

GEL PRINTING WORKSHOP This intro to gel printing class takes an out-of-the-box approach to utilizing acrylics and custom stencils. Get inspired to make cards and artwork throughout the year, not only for the holidays. March 27, 2-4 p.m. $55. 805-4640533. the1artery.com. The ARTery, 5890 Traffic Way, Atascadero.

LADIES ENCHANTED EVENING Enjoy a special evening creating a fused glass plate or bowl while drinking a bubbly beverage and waiting your turn for a personal intuitive card reading by Tiffany, owner of Oracle Atascadero. Readings will be conducted in the private loft area. All materials included. March 26, 5-7 p.m. $150. 805-464-2633. glassheadstudio.com.

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making a stylish accessory while sipping delicious wine. Ticket price includes all workshop materials, small food bites, and two drink tickets. Preregistration required. March 26, 10-11 a.m. $58. 805-226-2600.

CreativeMeTime.com. Riboli Family of San Antonio Winery, 1917 Wisteria Lane, Paso Robles.

workshops offered. ongoing studiosonthepark.org.

Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles, 805238-9800.

PHOTOGRAMS WORKSHOP Summon the spirit of

offers film and television acting training in San Luis Obispo, plus exposure to Los Angeles talent agents. All ages and skill levels welcome. Classes available in SLO, LA, and on zoom. ongoing $210 per month. actorsedge. com. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.

shadows while designing your own prints. Invented by botanists, the art of Photogram work will teach you to harness the beauty of nature using light and imagination.

Simple and fun, this class is suitable for all ages. Tickets include all materials. May 22, 2-4 p.m. $30. 805-464-0533. the1artery.com. The ARTery, 5890 Traffic Way, Atascadero.

POLYMER CLAY BEAD WORKSHOP You can make nearly anything with a little creativity, even down to the beads in your necklace. Enjoy making a bundle of beautiful, decorative beads for you to rock with pride.

May 8, 2-4 p.m. $35. 805-464-0533. the1artery.com.

The ARTery, 5890 Traffic Way, Atascadero.

SPRING FLOWER STAKE Add a colorful fused glass flower to your garden by using a variety of pre-cut glass.

A metal stick can be glued to the back of the fired piece, or it can be hung as a sun catcher. All materials included.

Limited to 6 people. March 20, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. $35.

805-464-2633. glassheadstudio.com. Glasshead Studio, 8793 Plata Lane, Suite H, Atascadero.

SAN LUIS OBISPO ACTOR’S EDGE: ACTING CLASSES Actor’s Edge

ART WORKSHOP: ACRYLIC PAINTING WITH RACHEL CORVESE An explorative workshop, meant to expose the ideas in your mind, and express them on canvas. Discover an elaborate composition from abstract mark-making. Artists of any skill level are welcome to join. Thursdays, 1-4 p.m. $30 per class, or $100 for 4 classes. 805-747-4200. artcentralslo.com/ workshops-events/. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

ART WORKSHOP: FIGURE DRAWING WITH RACHEL CORVESE Work on drawing style, proportions, and loosening the fi xed perspectives we have on art and ourselves. A live, clothed model will pose

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Comedy Theater Training Center, 2078 Parker Street, Suite 200, San Luis Obispo, 803-487-4401.

Creative Community, 1147 East Grand Ave. suite 101, Arroyo Grande.

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experienced drama teacher, Sabrina Pratt. A fun way for kids to express themselves while building confidence learning teamwork and acting skills. Thursdays, 4-5:30 p.m. through April 28 $225 (for all 6 weeks). centralcoastcomedytheater.com/classes. Central Coast Comedy Theater Training Center, 2078 Parker Street, Suite 200, San Luis Obispo, 803-487-4401.

materials included. Tuesdays, 6-9 p.m. and Wednesdays, 12:30-3:30 p.m. $35. 805-668-2125. lila.community.

LilA Creative Community, 1147 East Grand Ave. suite 101, Arroyo Grande.

LEARN TO WEAVE MONDAYS An opportunity to learn how a four-shaft loom works. You will get acquainted as a new weaver or as a refresher with lots of tips and tricks. This class includes getting to know a loom, how to prepare/dress a loom, and much much more. Mondays, 1-4 p.m. $75 monthly. 805-441-8257.

Patricia Martin: Whispering Vista Studios, 224 Squire Canyon Rd, San Luis Obispo, patriciamartinartist.com.

MASK MAKING AND HAT MAKING Geared for children and adults. ongoing Spirits of Africa Gallery, 570 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo, spiritsofafricagallery.com/.

Moon tunes

The Santa Maria Philharmonic Society presents a family-friendly concert, Fly Me to The Moon: From J.S. Bach to Mr. Spock, on Sunday, March 27, at 4 p.m. at the Pacific Christian Center. The set list includes compositions by Beethoven and Tchaikovsky, “with a dash of Disney thrown in for fun,” according to press materials. Visit smphilharmonic.org for more info. The Pacific Christian Center is located at 3435 Santa Maria Way, Santa Maria.

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SPRING ARTS from page 36 from 1 to 20 minutes over a 2-hour period. Ages 16 and over welcome. Fridays, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. $15 per class, or $50 for 4 classes. 805-747-4200. artcentralslo.com/ workshops-events/. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

CERAMIC LESSONS AND MORE Now offering private one-on-one and group lessons in the ceramic

arts. Both hand building and wheel throwing options.

Beginners welcomed. ongoing 805-835-5893. hmcruceceramics.com/. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.

INTRODUCTION TO IMPROV CLASSES This six-week improv class series is an introduction to the foundations of improvising with an ensemble. Thursdays, 6-8 p.m. through April 28 $225 (for all 6 weeks). centralcoastcomedytheater.com/classes. Central Coast

PAINTING CLASSES Easels, brushes, and canvases provided. Limited to 20 students. ongoing Spirits of Africa Gallery, 570 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo, spiritsofafricagallery.com/.

PICKET PAINTING PARTY Decorative picket purchasing opportunities are available to show your support and help fund maintenance and educational programs in the Children’s Garden. Second Saturday of every month, 1-4 p.m. $75 per picket or 2 for $100. 805541-1400. slobg.org. San Luis Obispo Botanical Garden, 3450 Dairy Creek Rd., San Luis Obispo.

SLOCA SUMMER CAMP SESSION 1 Summer Camps are open to the entire San Luis Obispo community, whether or not you attend SLOCA. Here are the camps happening this week: Wonder Around the World (preschool-kindergarten), and Theater Camp (grades 1-8). July 11-15, 8:30 a.m.-3 p.m. $375.

805-548-8700. sloclassical.org/summercamp/. SLO Classical Academy, 165 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.

SOUTH COAST SLO COUNT Y MIXED MEDIA FOR AGES 5-6 AND 7-12 For ages 5-6 (Mondays) and 7-12 (Tuesdays). Mondays, Tuesdays, 3:15-4:15 p.m. 805-668-2125. lila.community. LilA

PERCUSSIVE DANCE CLASSES Enjoy clogging and dancing to all sorts of music, meet people, and get great exercise. No partners required. For adults and kids ages 8 and over. Thursdays, 10 a.m.-noon through May 26 $20 per month. 805-975-6601. Heritage Square Park, 201 Nelson St., Arroyo Grande.

WOMEN’S MORNING OF RENEWAL On the last Saturday of every month, celebrate your own unique creative process. This month we will play a collective drawing game, leading us into some whimsical watercolor paintings. Come see how joyful art and community can be. Last Saturday of every month, 10 a.m.-noon $35. 805-668-2125. lila.community/ all-workshops/womens-morning-of-renewal-twwyl. LilA Creative Community, 1147 East Grand Ave. suite 101, Arroyo Grande.

SANTA MARIA VALLEY/LOS AL AMOS MUSIC LESSONS AT COELHO ACADEMY Check website for info on music classes offered at Coelho Academy. ongoing coelhomusic.com/index.html. Coelho Academy of Music, 325 E. Betteravia Rd., Santa Maria.

OUTDOOR UKULELE LESSONS For individuals 50 years and up, at no charge. Participants will learn to play chords, melodies, and familiar songs. Five baritone ukuleles are available to borrow, or class members may bring one of their own. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 12:30-1:30 p.m. cityofsantamaria.org/register. Elwin Mussell Senior Center, 510 Park Ave., Santa Maria.

SOCIAL DIS-DANCE Classes available for all skill levels. Class sizes limited. ongoing Ever ybody Can Dance, 628 S. McClelland St., Santa Maria, 805 -937- 6753.

WINE AND DESIGN CLASSES Check Wine and Design’s Orcutt website for the complete list of classes, for various ages. ongoing Varies. wineanddesign.com/ orcutt. Wine and Design, 3420 Orcutt Road, suite 105, Orcutt. ✦

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PAINTING CLASSES Easels, brushes, and canvases provided. Limited to 20 students. ongoing Spirits of Africa Gallery, 570 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo, spiritsofafricagallery.com/.

RENT: 25TH ANNIVERSARY TOUR A cultural touchstone and a source of joy and strength for millions. Part of the “Farewell Season of Love” tour. March 21, 7:30-10 p.m. $69-$109. 805-756-4849. pacslo.org/online/article/rent22.

Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.

SLO GALLERY ARTISTS View new works by California painters, photographers, sculptors and craftmakers at SLO Gallery. Thursdays-Sundays, 12-4 p.m. through June 30 Free. 805-926-5050. slogallery.com.

SLO Gallery, 1019 Broad Street, San Luis Obispo.

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MIXED MEDIA FOR AGES 5-6 AND 7-12 For ages 5-6 (Mondays) and 7-12 (Tuesdays). Mondays, Tuesdays, 3:15-4:15 p.m. 805-668-2125. lila.community. LilA Creative Community, 1147 East Grand Ave. suite 101, Arroyo Grande.

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Bay, 805-772-2840, sttimothymorrobay.org/index.html.

MORRO BAY MIXED MARTIAL ARTS Disciplines include advanced athletic performance fitness training, Thai kickboxing, and more. Beginners to advanced students welcome. Day and evening classes offered.

Mondays-Saturdays, 8 a.m.-6 p.m. Call for more info.

805-701-7397. charvetmartialarts.com. Morro Bay Martial Arts, 850 Shasta, Morro Bay.

TAI CHI AND QI GONG: ZEN IN MOTION Small group classes with 2019 Tai Chi Instructor of the Year. Call for time and days. Learn the Shaolin Water Style and 5 Animals Qi Gong. Beginners welcomed. Mondays, 8 a.m.-3:30 p.m.

Call for price details. 805-701-7397. charvetmartialarts. com. Morro Bay Martial Arts, 850 Shasta, Morro Bay. TAI CHI CHUN CERTIFICATION With the 2019 Tai Chi Instructor of the year. Ongoing courses. ongoing Call for price. 805-7017397. charvetmartialarts.com. Grateful Body, 850 Shasta, Morro Bay.

TAI CHI CHUN/ QI GONG BASICS Learn the foundation of Qi Gong, the rooting of breathing, and Shaolin Tai Chi. MARCH 17 – MARCH 24 Tuesdays-Thursdays Call for details. 8052022 701-7397. charvetmartialarts.com. Grateful Body, 850 Shasta, Morro Bay.

reserve. All materials included. Tuesdays, 6-9 p.m. and Wednesdays, 12:30-3:30 p.m. $35. 805-668-2125. lila. community. LilA Creative Community, 1147 East Grand Ave. suite 101, Arroyo Grande.

PERCUSSIVE DANCE CLASSES Enjoy clogging and dancing to all sorts of music, meet people, and get great exercise. No partners required. For adults and kids ages 8 and over. Thursdays, 10 a.m.-noon through May 26 $20 per month. 805-975-6601. Heritage Square Park, 201 Nelson St., Arroyo Grande.

WOMEN’S MORNING OF RENEWAL On the last Saturday of every month, celebrate your own unique creative process. This month we will play a collective drawing game, leading us into some whimsical watercolor paintings. Come see how joyful art and community can be.

Last Saturday of every month, 10 a.m.-noon $35. 805-6682125. lila.community/all-workshops/womens-morning-ofrenewal-twwyl. LilA Creative Community, 1147 East Grand Ave. suite 101, Arroyo Grande.

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2022 FINE ARTS FACULTY SHOW Ann Foxworthy Gallery presents the works of Hancock College’s Fine Arts Faculty as they explore a broad range of media and methodology in this annual exhibition. Closing reception on March 10. Exhibit runs through March 31. Through March 31 Free to public. 805-9226966 Ext. 3652. hancockcollege.edu/gallery. Ann Foxworthy Gallery, 800 S. College Dr., Santa Maria.

CENTRAL COAST GUITAR SHOW 2022 Buy, sell, trade, and see all things guitar, new, used, and vintage, other musical instruments and services; and more.

March 26, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. 805-431-3067. Radisson Hotel, 3455 Airpark Dr., Santa Maria.

FRIENDS OF THE LIBRARY BOOK SALE March

24-26 $10-$15 memberships. Santa Maria Town Center, 142 Town Center East, Santa Maria.

MOTHER ROAD Octavio Solis’ visionary play, inspired by John Steinbeck’s The Grapes of Wrath, picks up 90 years after Steinbeck’s masterpiece. Through March 27 Severson Theatre, 800 S. College Dr., Santa Maria, pcpa.org.

PICASSO AT THE LAPIN AGILE This absurdist comedy, written by Steve Martin, imagines a fictional meeting between Einstein and Picasso in a small Paris cafe in 1904, the year before Einstein revolutionized physics and two years before Picasso redefined the world of art. Through March 27 my805tix.com. Orcutt Community Theater (Klein Dance Arts), 3546 Skyway Dr, Bldg. 1, Suite A, Orcutt, 805-937-3738.

WINE AND DESIGN CLASSES Check Wine and Design’s Orcutt website for the complete list of classes, for various ages. ongoing Varies. wineanddesign.com/orcutt. Wine and Design, 3420 Orcutt Road, suite 105, Orcutt.

CULTURE & LIFESTYLE NORTH COAST SLO COU NT Y

AXE THROWING Enjoy the art of axe throwing in a safe and fun environment. Kids ages 10 and older are welcome with an adult. No personal axes please. Fridays, 11:30 a.m.-1 p.m. and Saturdays, 12-6 p.m. $20. 805-528-4880. baysidemartialarts. com. Bayside Martial Arts, 1200 2nd St., Los Osos.

CENTRAL COAST SLIM DOWN Take control of food without suffering. Learn a step-by-step process to take control of overeating, cravings, and feel peace with food.

Build the habits, mindset, and your unique path with results that stick. Hosted byTami Cruz (Certified Health/Life Coach) and Dana Charvet (Coach/Fitness Trainer). ongoing Call for pricing info. 805-235-7978. gratefulbodyhealthcoaching. com. Grateful Body, 850 Shasta, Morro Bay. CENTRAL COAST WOOD CARVERS Learn the art of wood carving or wood burning. Join Central Coast Wood Carvers in Morro Bay at St. Timothy’s. Open for beginners, intermediate, or advance. Learn a wide range of techniques and skills. Mask Required. Tuesdays, 9:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m.

Free. St. Timothy’s Catholic Church, 962 Piney Way, Morro

UNICORN RETREAT Connect with your inner power and shift your momentum towards joy in an intimate group setting. Enjoy guided outdoor activities curated to empower and inspire. Day One: Writing into alignment; gentle and meditative yoga; Reiki healing; and breathwork. Day Two: Kayaking the Morro Bay Estuary, integrating nature.

March 19, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. and March 20, 8 a.m.-noon $192 (includes Saturday dinner and Sunday kayak rental). leanjacobsen.com. Downtown Morro Bay, Inquire for address, Morro Bay. WEEKLY QIGONG PRACTICE AT FITNESSWORKS MORRO BAY Calm your mind and nourish your joints with a weekly Qigong practice led by Mike Raynor of Tai Chi Rejuvenation. The practice is rooted in Qigong fundamentals, and standing/moving meditations. Forms include: Eight Brocades, Five Elements, Shibashi 18, and Tai chi 24. Saturdays, 10:45-11:45 a.m. Members free; non-members $8-$10. 805-772-7466. fitnessworksmb. com. FitnessWorks, 500 Quintana Rd., Morro Bay.

ZEN IN MOTION Learn the Shaolin Water Style and other deep breathing and moving meditation techniques with the 2019 Taijiquan Instructor of the Year. Beginners Welcome.Instructor Certification Courses available.

Mondays, Wednesdays Call for details. 805-701-7397. charvetmartialarts.com. Grateful Body, 850 Shasta, Morro Bay.

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EARTH SHINE AT THE RIVER WALK A monthly cleanup event at the River Walk in Paso Robles. Join our volunteers as we continue our efforts to help this scenic habitat/trail be as healthy and beautiful as possible. Free pizza after the event. Third Saturday of every month, 10 a.m.-noon through March 19 Free. 805-591-4691.

EarthShineOrg.com. Paso Robles River Walk, 141 Niblick Road, #417, Paso Robles.

FREE PET VACCINE CLINICS For National Pet Vaccination Month, Woods Humane Society is hosting two free pet vaccine clinics on March 12 and 26 for healthy, publicly owned pets. Every other Saturday, 9 a.m.-2 p.m. through March 26 805-464-5034. spayslocounty.com. Woods Humane Society (North County), 2300 Ramona Road, Atascadero.

GODDESS GROUP Please join Oracle Owner/ Intuitive Medium, Tiffany Klemz, for this twice monthly, Goddess Group. The intention of this group is to curate connection, inspiration, unity, and empowerment.

Every other Tuesday, 6-7:30 p.m. $11. 805-464-2838. oracleatascaderoca.com. Oracle, 6280 Palma Ave., Atascadero.

NAR-ANON: FRIDAY MEETINGS A meeting for those who know or have known a feeling of desperation concerning the addiction of a loved one. Fridays, 12-1 p.m. Free. 805-221-5523. North County Connection, 8600 Atascadero Ave., Atascadero.

OPEN AIR VINEYARD YOGA Intentionally carve out time for quiet, movement, and a little self pampering in the open air of the vineyard with Yogi Chelcy Westphal Johnson, of Mindful Movement Collective. Fridays, 9:3010:30 a.m. $28-$150. Cass Winery And Vineyard, 7350 Linne Rd., Paso Robles, 805-239-1730.

SANTA LUCIA ROCKHOUNDS MEETING Bring your favorite rock, gem, crystal, fossil, etc., to show the rest of the club. Third Monday of every month, 7 p.m. slrockhounds.org/. Templeton Community Center, 601 S. Main St., Templeton.

SIERRA CLUB HISTORIC WALK: OLD TEMPLETON Guided stroll past century-old storefronts, former saloons, Victorian houses, and two churches built in the 1880s. Learn stories of the early pioneers. March 20, 2-3:30 p.m. Free. 805-549-0355.

Downtown Templeton, Main and 1st St., Templeton.

TOPS SUPPORT GROUP: WEIGHT LOSS AND MAINTENANCE A self-help support group focusing on weight loss and maintenance. Thursdays, 1:30 p.m. 805242-2421. tops.org. Santa Margarita Senior Center, 2210 H St., Santa Margarita.

TODAY’S YOUR LUCKY DAY

Seven Sisters Gallery in Morro Bay celebrates its 16th anniversary on Thursday, March 17, from 11 a.m. to 6 p.m. In honor of the anniversary coinciding with St. Patrick’s Day, guests who wear green will receive a 16 percent discount on purchases. Call (805) 772-9955 for more info on the promo and the ongoing exhibits held at the venue. Seven Sisters Gallery is located at 801 Embarcadero, suite 8, Morro Bay. —C.W. SAN LUIS OBISPO

ART IN THE GARDEN SHOW AND SPRING PLANT SALE The San Luis Obispo Botanical Garden hosts its annual Art in the Garden Show and Spring Plant Sale.

March 26, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. and March 27, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. San Luis Obispo Botanical Garden, 3450 Dairy Creek Rd., San Luis Obispo.

BDSM 101 This monthly class from the Central Coast Kink Community provides a basic overview of kink, consent, rules, and information to help practitioners be successful and safe. Attendees must be 18+ years of age. Virtually meets via Zoom. Fourth Friday of every month, 6-8 p.m. No admission. galacc.org/events/.

Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.

BEYOND MINDFULNESS Realize your potential through individualized meditation instruction with an experienced teacher via Zoom. This class is for those who wish to begin a practice or seek to deepen an existing one. Flexible days and times. Certified with IMTA. Email or text for information. Mondays-Sundays, 5:306:30 p.m. Sliding scale. 559-905-9274. theartofsilence. net. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.

BIRDS AND BOTANY MONTHLY WALK AT SLO BOTANICAL GARDEN The Garden is excited to present a monthly bird walk series on the fourth Thursday of every month which explores the intersection of birds and botany.

Fourth Thursday of every month, 8-11 a.m. $10 for Garden Members; $40 for general public. 805-541-1400. slobg. org. San Luis Obispo Botanical Garden, 3450 Dairy Creek Rd., San Luis Obispo.

CAL HOPE SLO GROUPS AT TMHA Visit website for full list of weekly Zoom groups available. Mondays, Tuesdays, Thursdays, Fridays calhopeconnect.org.

Transitions Mental Health Warehouse, 784 High Street, San Luis Obispo, 805-270-3346.

CAL POLY BEACH VOLLEYBALL VS ARIZONA

Cheer on the Mustangs against Arizona. March 21, 2:30 p.m. Free. gopoly.com/. Swanson Beach Volleyball Complex, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo, 805-756-4849.

CAL POLY BEACH VOLLEYBALL VS BOISE STATE

The Mustangs battle Boise State. March 21, 8:30 a.m.

Free. gopoly.com/. Swanson Beach Volleyball Complex, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo, 805-756-4849.

CAL POLY BEACH VOLLEYBALL VS CAL BEACH VOLLEYBALL Come watch the Mustangs against Cal

Beach Volleyball. March 21, 11:30 a.m. Free. gopoly. com/. Swanson Beach Volleyball Complex, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo, 805-756-4849.

CAL POLY BEACH VOLLEYBALL VS HOUSTON BAPTIST Come cheer on the Mustangs against Houston

Baptist. March 20, 1 p.m. Free. gopoly.com/. Swanson Beach Volleyball Complex, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo, 805-756-4849.

CAL POLY BEACH VOLLEYBALL VS PEPPERDINE

The Mustangs take on Pepperdine. March 20, 3 p.m.

Free. gopoly.com/. Swanson Beach Volleyball Complex, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo, 805-756-4849.

be located between the library and parking structure.

Toiletries provided. Sundays, 1-3 p.m. Free. San Luis Obispo Library, 995 Palm St., San Luis Obispo.

FREE ADMISSION DAY AT THE SLO BOTANICAL GARDEN The SLO Botanical Garden is happy to offer free admission to all visitors during this event. March 26, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. slobg.org. San Luis Obispo Botanical Garden, 3450 Dairy Creek Rd., San Luis Obispo.

MINDFULNESS AND MEDITATION (ONLINE MEETING) Zoom series hosted by TMHA. Thursdays, 10:30 a.m.-noon Transitions Mental Health Warehouse, 784 High Street, San Luis Obispo, 805-270-3346.

OPEN HOUSE During this special event, prospective families are invited to experience the unique benefits and character of the school. March 19, 9:30 a.m.-noon 805-235-4401. Wishing Well School, 880 Manzanita, Los Osos, wishingwellschool.org.

OUTDOOR YOGA CLASSES Hotel San Luis Obispo, Piazza Hospitality’s first property on California’s scenic Central Coast, offers outdoor yoga classes on its rooftop terrace. Thursdays, Saturdays, Sundays $10-$15; complimentary for hotel guests. 805-235-0700. hotelslo.com. Hotel San Luis Obispo, 877 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo.

PIERRE RADEMAKER: MY CAREER IN DESIGN For over forty years, Pierre has been doing design and consultation. SLO RAM (Retired Active Men) is a local men’s group. Visit site more info on this and future meetings. March 17, 8:30-9:30 a.m. $10. 805-5471715. retiredactivemen.org. Madonna Inn Garden Room, 100 Madonna Rd, San Luis Obispo.

Q YOUTH GROUP (VIRTUALLY VIA ZOOM) This is a social support group for LGBTQ+ and questioning youth between the ages of 11-18. Each week the group explores personal, cultural, and social identity.

Thursdays, 6-8 p.m. Free. galacc.org/events/. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.

QI GONG FOR MIND, BODY, AND SPIRIT Learn and practice qi gong, a Chinese system for physical, mental and spiritual development. This class is conducted outdoors in a beautiful setting, which is the best place to do qi gong, as its inspiration is drawn from nature.

Certified instructor: Devin Wallace. Tuesdays, 10-11 a.m. $10. 805-709-2227. Crows End Retreat Center, 6340 Squire Ct., San Luis Obispo.

SLO LEZ B FRIENDS (VIRTUALLY VIA ZOOM) A good core group of friends who gather to discuss topics we love/ care about from movies, outings, music, or being new to the area. We come from all walks of life and most importantly support each other. Transgender and Nonbinary folks welcome. Third Friday of every month, 6:30-9 p.m. Free. sloqueer.groups.io/g/lezbfriends.

Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.

SLO NOONTIME TOASTMASTERS CLUB MEETINGS Want to improve speaking and leadership

CAL POLY BEACH VOLLEYBALL VS SOUTHERN MISS Come watch the Mustangs take on Southern Miss.

skills in a supportive and positive environment? During COVID, we are meeting virtually. Contact us to get a meeting link for info. Tuesdays, 12-1 p.m. Free. slonoontime.toastmastersclubs.org. Zoom, Online, Inquire for Zoom ID.

CITY FARM SLO’S YOUTH EMPOWERMENT PROGRAM Check site for more info on programming

SLO TABLE TENNIS This local table tennis club is

March 20, 9 a.m. Free. gopoly.com/. Swanson Beach Volleyball Complex, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo, 805756-4849.

and summer camps. ongoing cityfarmslo.org. San Luis Obispo, Citywide, SLO.

COMPLIMENTARY SHOWERS WITH SHOWER THE PEOPLE After a short hiatus, the San Luis Obispo Library will once again be partnering with local non-profit organization, Shower the People. The shower trailer will

open to anyone. Many tables available and new players welcome. Games for all ability levels. Sundays, 4-7 p.m., Tuesdays, 7-10 p.m. and Thursdays, 7-10 p.m. Free. 805540-0470. Ludwick Community Center, 864 Santa Rosa, San Luis Obispo.

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A SOLUTION TO HOMELESSNESS IN YOUR TOWN A public presentation by Charles Durrett. March 19, 7-8:30 a.m. Free. 805-234-5478. hopesvillageofslo. com. Mountainbrook Church, 1775 Calle Joaquin, San Luis Obispo.

ST. CATRICK’S DAY KITTEN SHOWER Come to Woods Humane Society’s Virtual Kitten Shower, a donation drive and kitten care webinar. Visit the Kitten Registry to see supplies needed to care for hundreds of kittens this year, and send a gift in time for the live virtual shower. March 20, 11 a.m.-noon Free. 805-543-9316. woodshumanesociety.org/kittenshower/. Woods Humane Society, 875 Oklahoma Ave., San Luis Obispo.

casswines.com/. Cass Winery And Vineyard, 7350 Linne Rd., Paso Robles.

SAN LUIS OBISPO

CALLING ALL E-BIKERS: RIDE AND WINE Join the Central Coast Chargers ( E-bikers) for a Vineyard Tour and Barrel Tasting. Electric bikes only please. March 20, noon Wolff Vineyards, 6238 Orcutt Road, San Luis Obispo, 805-781-0448, wolffvineyards.com.

SLO FARMERS MARKET Hosts more than 60 vendors. Saturdays, 8-10:45 a.m. World Market Parking Lot, 325 Madonna Rd., San Luis Obispo.

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PISMO BEACH FARMERS MARKET

SUNDAY EVENING RAP LGBTQ+ AA GROUP (VIRTUALLY VIA ZOOM) Alcoholics Anonymous is a voluntary, worldwide fellowship of folks from all walks of life who together, attain and maintain sobriety. Requirement for membership is a desire to stop drinking. Email aarapgroup@gmail.com for password access. Sundays, 7-8 p.m.

No fee. galacc.org/events/. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.

Features various vendors selling their goods. Wednesdays, 4-7 p.m. Pismo Beach Farmers Market, Pismo Pier, Pismo Beach, 805. 773.4382.

S A N TA Y N E Z VA L L E Y MARCH 17 – MARCH 24 2022

TRANS* TUESDAY A safe space providing peer-to-peer support for trans, gender non-conforming, non-binary, and questioning people. In-person and Zoom meetings held. Contact tranzcentralcoast@gmail.com for more details. Tuesdays, 7-9 p.m. Free. GALA Pride and Diversity Center, 1060 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo, 805-541-4252.

TRANS* YOUTH PEER SUPPORT GROUP This group is a safe place for trans* and gender nonconforming people, as well as those questioning, from ages of 11 to 18. A facilitated emotional support group to be heard, share your story, and hear stories that may sound surprisingly like your own. Fourth Tuesday of every month, 6-8 p.m. Free. GALA Pride and Diversity Center, 1060 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo, 805-541-4252.

WATERSHED STEWARDS PROGRAM Come learn about the impacts of invasive species on our watersheds and help us remove invasive Cape-ivy. Please bring a water bottle. Additional water, refreshments, and snacks will be provided. March 19, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. ccc.wsp.gov.

SLO Creek, Monte Road, San Luis Obispo.

ZOOM PROGRAM: HOW TO GROW TOMATOES EASILY WITH DAVE FREED Hosted by the LOVGC.

Contact for Zoom link. March 19, 9:30-10:30 a.m. Free and open to the public. lovgardenclub.org. Online, See website, San Luis Obispo.

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POINT SAN LUIS LIGHTHOUSE TOURS Tours will give you a glimpse into the lives of Lighthouse Keepers and their families, while helping keep our jewel of the Central Coast preserved and protected. In-person and virtual tours offered. Check website for more details.

Wednesdays, Saturdays pointsanluislighthouse.org/.

Point San Luis Lighthouse, 1 Lighthouse Rd., Avila Beach.

WEEKLY WATER SAFETY LESSONS Facility advertised as open and safe. Give the office a call to register over the phone. Mondays-Fridays $160-$190.

805-481-6399. 5 Cities Swim School, 425 Traffic Way, Arroyo Grande, 5citiesswimschool.com.

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MORRO BAY FARMERS MARKET A delightful mix of local farm fresh products, baked goods, crafts, and more. Saturdays, 2:30-5:30 p.m. 805-824-7383.

Morro Bay Main Street Farmers Market, Main Street and Morro Bay Boulevard, Morro Bay, facebook.com/ MorroBayMainStreetFarmersMarket/.

BUELLTON WINE AND CHILI FESTIVAL Enjoy limitless samples of

chili, salsa, and wine. Also features arts and crafts vendors and live music. March 20, 124:30 p.m. $20-$55. buelltonwineandchilifestival. com. Flying Flags RV Resort and Campground, 180 Avenue Of The Flags, Buellton.

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ADRIAN LIBERTINI LIVE March 17, 6 p.m. and March 24, 6 p.m. Libertine Brewing Co. (Morro Bay), 801 Embarcadero Way, Morro Bay, 805-772-0700.

DOC OLIVER LIVE With The Rough and Tumble. March 19, 7:30 p.m. The Siren, 900 Main St., Morro Bay, 805225-1312, thesirenmorrobay.com/.

FLANNEL 101 LOVE March 25, 8 p.m. The Siren, 900 Main St., Morro Bay, 805-225-1312, thesirenmorrobay.com/.

GINGSU LIVE March 24, 7 p.m. The Siren, 900 Main St., Morro Bay, 805-225-1312, thesirenmorrobay.com/.

LIVE MUSIC WITH GUITAR WIZ AT LUNADA GARDEN BISTRO “Guitar Wizard” Billy Foppiano plays a wide range of music, including blues, R&B, classic rock, and more. Every other Sunday, 11 a.m.-2 p.m.

805-900-5444. Lunada Garden Bistro, 78 N. Ocean Ave., Cayucos.

MORRO BAY WHITE CAPS COMMUNITY BAND CONCERT The non-profit Morro Bay White Caps Band, a vibrant community institution since the ‘70s, is celebrating the coming of spring with a free afternoon of toe-tapping music during the Morro Bay Farmer’s Market.

March 26, 2:30-5:30 p.m. Free. morrobaywhitecaps. com/. Grandma’s Frozen Yogurt and Waffle Shop, 307 Morro Bay Blvd., Morro Bay, 805-704-9866.

TRUE ZION AND RESINATION LIVE March 18, 7:30 p.m. The Siren, 900 Main St., Morro Bay, 805-225-1312, thesirenmorrobay.com/.

WOLF JETT LIVE March 26, 8 p.m. The Siren, 900 Main St., Morro Bay, 805-225-1312, thesirenmorrobay.com/.

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EASTON EVERETT BAND Indie rock, soul, and reggae. March 19, 1-4 p.m. eastoneverett.com. Four Lanterns Winery, 2485 West Highway 46, Paso Robles, 805-226-5955.

FREE LUNCHTIME CONCERTS Wednesdays, 12-1 p.m. bigbigslo.com. Atascadero Lake Park, 9305 Pismo Ave., Atascadero.

FRIDAY DJ SERIES Features different DJ each Friday. Presented by Traffic Records. Fridays, 6-9 p.m.

Ancient Owl Beer Garden, 6090 El Camino Real, suite C, Atascadero, 805-460-6042, ancientowlbeergarden.com.

SONGWRITERS AT PLAY FEATURES AIREENE ESPIRITU, MICHAEL UBALDINI Songwriters at Play host Steve Key shares the stage with touring performers Aireene Espiritu and Michael Ubaldini. They will play two sets, in the round. Joining for guest sets: Jed Crisalogo from Seattle, and local fave Rob Kimball. March 26, 12:30-3:30 p.m. Free. 805-204-6821. stevekey.com/ events. Sculpterra Winery, 5015 Linne Rd., Paso Robles.

SONGWRITERS AT PLAY: NASHVILLE DUO LYNN LANGHAM AND DOUG GILL Nashville’s Lynn Langham and Doug Gill return to play the garden stage at Sculpterra. Two of the most respected names in the Nashville songwriting community. March 19, 12:303:30 p.m. Free. 805-204-6821. stevekey.com/events.

Sculpterra Winery, 5015 Linne Rd., Paso Robles.

SYMPHONY OF THE VINES: GALLANT GUITAR CONCERT Classical guitarist, Jack Cimo, joins Symphony of the Vines musicians for a Boccherini quintet for guitar and strings and other works. Special Student Spotlight: bass player Kai Winstead-LeRoy, a local high school student. March 20, 5:30-7 p.m. $30 adult; $27 senior; $15 student, $200 table for 4 with wine and appetizers. 805-235-0687. symphonyofthevines.org.

Cass Winery And Vineyard, 7350 Linne Rd., Paso Robles.

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BLACK VIOLIN LIVE Black Violin performs its signature blend of hip hop and classical music. March 20, 7-8:30 p.m. $28-$65. 805-756-4849. pacslo.org/ online/article/blackviolin2022. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.

CENTRAL COAST CHOIR FESTIVAL Over 36 high school choirs from all over the state will be singing. Free and open to the public with proof of vaccine or a negative COVID-19 test. March 18, 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Free. 805541-6797. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo, pacslo.org.

CHRISTIAN ELLIOTT: WHY BE GOOD? (SILENT FILM WITH ORGAN) Considered a lost film, a

a evening of historically important British music from the comfort of the Cuesta CPAC. Join Music Director Jennifer Martin and the SLO Wind Orchestra in this revival of the 2022 mini-season, highlighting beautiful early 20th century music from Britain. March 19, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $10-$30.

805-464-9434. slowinds.org. Cuesta College Cultural and Performing Arts Center, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo.

FOREVER GREEN AT BLAST AND BREW SAN LUIS OBISPO Enjoy some food, beer, and live music

during Thursday’s Farmers Market. March 24, 6-9 p.m.

Free. 805-458-6144. Blast 825 Taproom, 733 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo, blastandbrew.com.

JAZZ VESPERS CONCERTS Jazz Vespers Concerts returns to the historic sanctuary at SLO First Presbyterian Church, with “The Gentle Side of The Dave Becker Quartet.” Vaccination and masks are required. March 27, 4 p.m. Free; donations appreciated. 805-543-5451. fpcslo.org. First Presbyterian Church of San Luis Obispo, 981 Marsh St., San Luis Obispo.

LIVE MUSIC FROM GUITAR WIZ BILLY FOPPIANO AND MAD DOG Join “Guitar Wiz” Billy Foppiano and his trusty side kick Mad Dog for a mix of blues, R&B, and more. Saturdays, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. 805-544-2100. Bon Temps Creole Cafe, 1819 Osos Street, San Luis Obispo, bontempscreolecafe.com/index.htm.

LIVE MUSIC WITH DEVIN WELSH Enjoy live music and dine on Mexican cuisine prepared on the grill by The Birria Boyz. Enjoy your favorite wines and craft beers at our Wine Bar and Beer Garden. Tuesdays, 5-7 p.m. Free.

805-544-9463. slowineandbeerco.com/events. SLO Wine and Beer Company, 3536 S. Higuera Street, Suite 250, San Luis Obispo.

THE MET (LIVE IN HD): STRAUSS’ ARIADNE AUF NAXOS The exhilarating soprano Lise Davidsen brings one of her signature roles to the Met as the mythological Greek heroine of Strauss’ enchanting masterpiece. The outstanding cast also features mezzo-soprano Isabel Leonard as the composer of the opera-within-an-opera, around which the plot revolves. March 27, 2-5 p.m. $12-$22. 805-756-4849. pacslo.org. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.

NEXUS BALLROOM SLO GRAND OPENING Come MUSIC

dance the night away and celebrate the opening of SLO’s first and only dedicated ballroom dance studio. Live music by Dante Marsh and the Vibesetters, appetizers, dance performances, 2 FLAVOR/EATS dance floors, and more.

March 19, 6 p.m.-midnight $25. 805904-7428. nexusslo.com/event-details/nexus-grand-opening.

Nexus SLO Ballroom D.C. (Inside the SLO Public Market), 3845 INFO S. Higuera St. #B-1, San Luis Obispo.

OPEN MIC NIGHT (FEATURING TOAN CHAU) Every Wednesday CALENDAR is open mic/jam night. Enjoy your

WILL BREMAN LIVE March 27, 1 p.m. SLO Brew Rock, 855 Aerovista Pl., San Luis Obispo, 805-543-1843, slobrew.com.

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CLOSE TO YOU: CARPENTERS’ MUSIC Dedicated

BURGERS AND BRATS LUNCH AT VFW 2814

to re-creating the true sound of the Carpenters, singer and playwright Lisa Rock has compiled a moving tribute, with her 6-piece backing band showcasing memorable songs of the ‘70s. March 26, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $45-$50.

805-489-9444. clarkcenter.org/shows/close-to-youthe-music-of-the-carpenters/. Clark Center for the Performing Arts, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande.

DJ DRUMS Fridays, 9-10 p.m. Mongo’s Saloon, 359 W. Grand Ave., Grover Beach, 805-489-3639.

SPRING RELEASE SUNSET SOCIAL Be the first to enjoy pre-released vintages. Ticket includes access to the after-hours Spring Release party, with live music

by Unfinished Business. Food and wine will be available for purchase. March 18, 6-8 p.m. my805tix.com. Cass Winery And Vineyard, 7350 Linne Rd., Paso Robles, 805-239-1730.

available for purchase. Check site for specific virtual tasting packages. ongoing Free. 805-239-1730.

AN EVENING IN BRITAIN SLO Wind Orchestra offers

favorite wines and craft beers. print of the 1929 silent comedy film Wednesdays, 4-7 p.m. Free. 805NEXT LIFE LIVE Classic rock with an indie/folk twist.

Why Be Good?, starring SLO icon 544-9463. slowineandbeerco.

OPINION Send event information to March 20, 2-5 p.m. Free. 805-439-1466. The Olde Colleen Moore, was discovered in com/events. SLO Wine and Beer Alehouse, 945 Los Osos Valley Road, Los Osos. calendar@newtimesslo.com an Italian archive in the late 1990s.

Company, 3536 S. Higuera Street, OPEN MIC NIGHT Come join us each Wednesday for or submit online.

Now nearly 90 years later, organ Suite 250, San Luis Obispo.

NEWS Open Mic Night in the downstairs dining area. Grab some accompanist Christian Elliot brings ST. PATTYS PARTY WITH THE friends and show off your talents. Food and drink service it back to life. March 17, 7:30-9 RESINATORS March 17, 7 p.m. will be available. Wednesdays, 7-9 p.m. Free. 805-995p.m. $15-$32. 805-756-4849. pacslo.org.

Frog and Peach Pub, 728 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo, STROKES 3883. schoonerscayucos.com. Schooners, 171 North Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.

805-595-4764, frogandpeachpub.com.

Ocean Ave, Cayucos.

DRUM CIRCLE SING-A-LONG Limited to 20 TED WISE: GUITAR AND VOCALS Classical/ RIFF RAFF LIVE March 24 The Siren, 900 Main St., drummers. Learn African music through drumming and contemporary guitar solos. Vocal covers galore; from ARTS Morro Bay, 805-225-1312, thesirenmorrobay.com/.

Bach to the Beatles and beyond. Fridays, 6-8 p.m.

Free.

805-457-0050. trefiammeslo.com/. Tre Fiamme FILE PHOTO COURTESY OF THE BUELLTON WINE AND CHILI FESTIVAL Restaurant, 1560 Los Osos Valley Road, #190, San Luis Obispo.

Enjoy a hot-off-the-grill hamburger, cheeseburger, or handmade bratwurst sandwich at VFW Post 2814 in Atascadero. Starting at only $5, each meal comes with choice of toppings and condiments, a bag of chips, and a bowl of chili. The public is welcome. Wednesdays, 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m. through Dec. 28 $5. 805-466-3305. vfwpost2814.org/canteen.html. Veterans of Foreign Wars (VFW) 2814, 9555 Morro Road, Atascadero.

VIRTUAL WINE TASTING PACKAGES AT CASS WINERY Wine by the glass and bottles are also

EASTON EVERETT SOLO Enjoy some indie-acoustic, live music. Thursdays, 5:30-7:30 p.m. eastoneverett. com. Big Sky Cafe, 1121 Broad Street, San Luis Obispo, (805)545-5401.

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TACO TUESDAYS La Parilla Taqueria will be in courtyard serving up their delicious tacos and tostadas every Tuesday. Tuesdays, 5-8 p.m. Ancient Owl Beer Garden, 6090 El Camino Real, suite C, Atascadero, 805460-6042, ancientowlbeergarden.com.

song. ongoing Spirits of Africa Gallery, 570 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo, spiritsofafricagallery.com/.

FEAST AT THE FEST

The Buellton Wine and Chili Festival takes place at the Flying Flags RV Resort on Sunday, March 20, from noon to 4:30 p.m. Guests can look forward to unlimited samples of chili, salsa, and wine from more than 20 different vendors. Admission ranges from $20 to $55.

Visit buelltonwineandchilifestival.com for more info. The Flying Flags RV Resort is located at 180 Avenue of the Flags, Buellton.

—C.W.

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GLENN MILLER ORCHESTRA Decade after decade, the Glenn Miller Orchestra continues to be “the number one name in swing jazz.” Enjoy some of the best and most enduring original American music ever made.

Sponsored by Splash Café. March 19, 4-6 p.m. $39$52. 805-489-9444. clarkcenter.org/shows/the-worldfamous-glenn-miller-orchestra/. Clark Center for the Performing Arts, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande.

JUMP JAX LIVE Opener: The Limbic Liberation Orchestra, at 1 p.m. March 27, 2-4 p.m. pismojazz. com. Pismo Beach Veterans Memorial Hall, 780 Bello St., Pismo Beach.

MUSIC IN THE SECRET GARDEN: CHRIS BELAND March 17, 3 p.m. Sycamore Mineral Springs Resort, 1215 Avila Beach Dr., Avila Beach. ∆

Music

Strictly Starkey

BY GLEN STARKEY

Practice makes perfect Black Violin melds classical and hip-hop at the SLOPAC

F

or Wilner Baptiste and Kevin Sylvester, learning to play classical music wasn’t their childhood dream.

Baptiste, who plays under the stage name Wil B, wanted to learn the saxophone, but viola was the only instrument. In Sylvester’s (stage name Kev Marcus) case, he got himself in “a little trouble,” and his mom made him go to Saturday morning violin class.

Luckily, they both stuck with it under the same music teacher at Fort Lauderdale’s Dillard High School. Wil B earned a full scholarship at Florida State University, and Kev Marcus earned a full scholarship at Florida International University. After graduation, they formed the classical meets hip-hop duo Black

Violin, started taking their music to clubs, and eventually played sold-out shows at the Kennedy Center and the Apollo Theater. They’ve collaborated with Alicia Keys, Aerosmith, Tom Petty, the Wu-Tang Clan, and others.

Cal Poly Arts presents Black Violin on Sunday, March 20 (7 p.m.; ages 5 and older; $28 to $65 at pacslo.org), in the Harold J. Miossi Hall of the SLO Performing Arts Center.

Also, at the SLOPAC, enjoy organist Christian Elliot as he accompanies the 1929 silent comedy Why Be Good?

As part of the Forbes Organ Series on Thursday, March 17 (7:30 p.m.; $25.60 to $32 at pascslo.org).

Therapy

Americana singer-songwriter Doc Oliver has a helluva story. He served two tours in Afghanistan as a Marine Corps combat medic, stitching up wounded soldiers and civilians. In 2012, following a “mass casualty incident” that PHOTO COURTESY OF MARK CLENNON occurred when he and other soldiers were ambushed by the Taliban and during which he lost three friends, he was “medically retired and honorably discharged” from the service. Suffering from PTSD, he returned home and, then, his mother was diagnosed with cancer.

She died at 57, two days after Oliver’s 30th birthday.

Talk about having some life experiences to draw from! His therapy became songwriting.

This Saturday, March 19, Doc Oliver plays Morro Bay’s The Siren with selfdescribed “dumpster-folk, thrift store-Americana duo” RELUCTANT CLASSICAL As children, neither The Rough & Tumble.

Kev Marcus nor Wil B were interested in playing the violin and viola, but thanks to their strong mothers, (7:30 p.m.; 21-and-older; $10 they persevered, eventually becoming Black Violin and presale at eventbrite.com or playing March 20 at the SLO Performing Arts Center. $12 at the door).

my805tix.com). Enjoy some pre-release vintages, a gorgeous sunset, and some killer vintage tunes.

The world-famous Glenn Miller Orchestra plays the Clark Center on Saturday, March 19 (4 p.m.; $39 to $52 at clarkcenter.org). Expect timeless swing hits such as “In the Mood,” “Moonlight Serenade,” “Tuxedo Junction,” “Chattanooga Choo Choo,” and more. As the late Glenn Miller said, “A band ought to have a sound of its own. It ought to have a personality.”

The SLO Wind Orchestra plays An Evening in England this Saturday, For the Folks returns!

March 19, at the Harold J. Miossi CPAC The pandemic crushed the music at Cuesta College (7:30 p.m.; $20 to $30 industry, but now many that disappeared at cuesta.universitytickets.com). It will are slowly returning, like promoter Ben feature a set of historically important Bellizzi and his For the Folks concert series.

British music led by Director Jennifer “We’re having our first For the Folks Martin and performed by the SLO Winds show next Saturday, March 19, back and the Cuesta Wind Ensemble. You’ll at Whalebird Kombucha—3576 Empleo hear compositions by Gustav Holst, St. SLO—for the first time in five years,” Kenneth Alford, and Ralph Vaughan Bellizzi said. “The show is a benefit for Williams.

ECOSLO’s environmental initiatives, with On Sunday, March 20, Symphony Bay Area folk artists Late for the Train of the Vines presents Gallant Guitar and Eric Long performing. We have a full at Cass Winery (5:30 p.m.; $15 to $30 year shaping up at Bang the Drum, but at my805tix.com). Local guitar virtuoso this first one is a little outside show to start Jack Cimo collaborates with Symphony things off where we started years ago.” of the Vines string players for a variety of The doors open at 5:30 p.m.; tickets are works, including the famous quintet for $12 (kids 12 and under free), available guitar and strings by Luigi Boccherini. at eventbrite.com. Proceeds support Portland singer-songwriter Jeffrey ECOSLO. Silverstein plays SLO’s A Satellite of Love on Wednesday, March 23 (7 p.m.; More music … $7). He’s touring in support Burning, Bad, & Cool of Torii Gates, his new EP MUSIC plays this Thursday, on Arrowhawk Records.

March 17, at Puffer’s “It is the follow-up to Send music and of Pismo (6:30 p.m.).

You Become the Mountain, FLAVOR/EATS club information to Featuring Burning James my 2020 debut LP, gstarkey@newtimesslo.com. of the Funky Flames which NPR described as INFO ‘cosmic country with a fame, “Bad” Billy Bax, and Jimmy “Cool” Conroy, they’ll gentle sweetness’ and drew lay some sweet sounds: “We perform comparisons to Bill Frisell/David Berman CALENDAR Southern fried soul and gospel classics over at Bandcamp,” Silverstein said. dipped in sweet three-part harmonies,” “This EP is largely a celebration of the according to the band. unknown, small OPINIONjoys, and learning to be Classic ’60s rock cover band comfortable with transition.” ∆ Unfinished Business plays Cass Winery’s Spring Release Weekend on Contact Senior NEWSStaff Writer Glen Starkey Friday, March 18 (6 to 8 p.m.; $10 at at gstarkey@newtimesslo.com.

Also at The Siren this week, celebrate St. Patrick’s Day with Mini Nova on Thursday, March 17 (7 p.m.; 21-andolder; free). Featuring guitarist Kenny Lee Lewis of the Steve Miller Band and saxophonist Scott Martin of War, this is a true supergroup! They play Latin, jazz, funk, R&B, and more.

Get your reggae fix when True Zion and Resination play The Siren on Friday, March 18 (7:30 p.m.; 21-and-older; $7 presale at eventbrite.com or $10 at the door).

These are both solid roots reggae acts.

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Arts Artifacts

Oceano’s Great American Melodrama shines spotlight on Sherlock Holmes in latest production

The Great American Melodrama and Vaudeville in Oceano presents its production of Sherlock Holmes and the Sign of the Four, which premieres on Thursday, March 17, and is scheduled to run through Saturday, April 30. Adapted for the stage from Arthur Conan Doyle’s mystery novel, this madcap musical features a cast of five actors who collectively portray more than 40 different roles.

The whodunit plot of Sherlock Holmes and the Sign of the Four involves a mysterious note, missing treasure, and Holmes’ pursuit of a killer in London. The show is followed by the Great American Melodrama’s comical vaudeville act, the Sailing Away Vaudeville Revue.

Performances of the production take place every Wednesday through Sunday (check americanmelodrama.com for specific times and more info on the show). General admission is $30. Discounts are offered for seniors, students, and children.

Season passes for 2022 are also available. The Melodrama’s 2022 season includes The Mark of Morro (Sunday, May 15, through Wednesday, June 8), Butch Cassidy and the Sunburnt Kid (Thursday, June 23, through Saturday, Aug. 6), Sand in Our Shorts: A Night of Sketch Comedy and Song (Thursday, Aug. 11, through Saturday, Sept. 17), Scary Poppins (Thursday, Sept. 22, through Saturday, Nov. 12), and The Holiday Extravaganza (Thursday, Nov. 17, through Saturday, Dec. 31).

Call (805) 489-2499 or email info@americanmelodrama. com for additional details. The Great American Melodrama and Vaudeville is located at 1863 Front St., Oceano.

Buen Dia Design celebrates first anniversary and releases 50 new art prints

In celebration of its one-year anniversary, Buen Dia Design announced the release of 50 new photographs, illustrations, and other kinds of wall art available at the studio. The studio specializes in Californiainspired, eco-friendly art prints, made from 100 percent cotton paper and printed with vegetable-based inks.

The selection of newly released prints includes landscape photographs (placed in custom solid wood frames) of Montaña de Oro State Park, Morro Rock, and other local, natural areas, and San Luis Obispo-themed watercolor prints co-produced by local artist and Cal Poly student Gaby Perez, who aimed to “pay tribute to the city’s history,” according to press materials.

For more info on Buen Dia Design, call (805) 439-4061, visit buendiadesign.com, or email shop@buendiadesign.com. The studio is open daily, from noon to 7 p.m., and is located at 1023 Broad St., San Luis Obispo. ∆ —Caleb Wiseblood

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Where the wunderkinds are 2022 marks the Central Coast Music Teachers Association’s 50th anniversary

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W

hen music instructor Louise Frye moved from Southern California to the Central Coast, she quickly found a convenient way to connect with colleagues and potential new students in the area.

Today, there’s probably an app for that. But this was 1985.

“Being a piano teacher and a previous member of the Music Teachers Association of California, I was anxious to meet other teachers with a similar professional philosophy,” said Frye, who was thrilled to find out the statewide nonprofit had a local chapter near her new home.

Frye remembers going to her first meeting hosted by the Central Coast Music Teachers Association, held one evening at a member’s house in San Luis Obispo.

“I knew right away that I would join,” said Frye, who felt confident she would “enjoy the comradeship of the other teachers and experience a lot of professional growth,” she added.

While its parent organization—the Music Teachers National Association—has been around since the late 1800s, the Central Coast chapter was founded in 1972, making this year its 50th in existence.

“Hopefully our chapter will find a way to celebrate our 50th anniversary,” said Frye, who currently serves the association as its secretary. “Perhaps a nice lunch or dinner out when we get closer to summer. The pandemic situation has forced us to mainly meet on Zoom.”

The music never stops

Visit centralcoastmusic.org for more info on the Central Coast Music Teachers Association, which aims to promote music education offerings throughout Santa Barbara and San Luis Obispo counties. On the association’s website, visitors can click on a tab for any Central Coast city, ranging from Cambria to Lompoc, to see who’s teaching where.

PUPILS AND PRODIGIES The Central Coast Music Teachers Association’s most recent student competition took place in Arroyo Grande at the beginning of February. The four winning piano students were Grant Smith, Andy Shen, Suri Kim, and Francesca Osgood (from left to right).

The group is currently able to host some in-person events though, including a recent piano lecture led by Charles Asche, a music professor at UCSB. The free program took place at the Santa Maria Public Library in Shepard Hall on March 5.

“His lecture [focused] on the fundamentals of developing an effortless sound and technique,” said Frye, who first met Asche through the association MUSIC and has known him since the 1990s.

Like her students, Frye’s own musical journey began during her childhood.

FLAVOR/EATS She was 7 years old when her father taught her how to play the piano and 13 MUSIC HISTORY when she started taking formal lessons INFO Like her students, music teacher Louise Frye’s own musical journey began during her at the San Francisco Conservatory of childhood. She was 7 years old when her father taught Music. her how to play the piano. Frye received her master’s CALENDAR Frye received her master’s degree degree in music at CSU Fullerton before becoming a in music at CSU Fullerton before piano teacher herself. becoming a piano teacher herself.

OPINION “I still teach after 45 years and really worthwhile,” said Frye, adding that the group enjoy it,” said Frye, whose music studio is is just as beneficial to local music students as it based in Nipomo. “A few of the teachers in our is to local NEWS music instructors. group have been teaching equally as long and Along with free lectures and other well past retirement age.” programming, the Central Coast chapter and STROKES The Central Coast Music its parent group also host periodic Teachers Association aims music competitions. The most to promote music education recent local piano competition ARTS offerings throughout Santa took place in Arroyo Grande in Barbara and San Luis Obispo February.

Send gallery, stage, counties, as the group’s “Motivated students have and cultural festivities to member instructors are based many avenues to showcase their arts@newtimesslo.com. in several different cities. talents in performance and On the association’s website, improve their musicianship skills,” visitors can click on a tab for any Central Coast Frye said. ∆ city, ranging from Cambria to Lompoc, to see Stay tuned for Calendar Editor Caleb who’s teaching where.

Wiseblood’s next feature. Send comments to “The benefits of joining the Central Coast cwiseblood@newtimesslo.com.

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Glen Coleman is a terrific actress, but I lost, and as the frantic family searches liked Buckley even more. I wasn’t familiar for her, Leda saves the day by finding with her until I saw Wild Rose (2018), her somewhere down the beach. Soon she about a Scottish single mother, recently and this child’s mother, Nina, develop out of prison, who dreams of becoming a relationship, and Leda begins to a Nashville country star. She’s made ruminate on her early relationship with some interesting choices, like the Charlie her daughters, unearthing buried guilt Kaufman-directed film I’m Thinking of and leading Leda into aberrant behavior.

Ending Things (2020). She plays selfish I felt both sorry for her and … WTF are you doing, weirdo! in a very subtle, believable way. This is a Anna Shame and guilt can lead to some very female-centric story. Johnson’s great very odd and desperate choices, and at the enigmatic Nina, and Dagmara that’s certainly the case here. Coleman Dominczyk was brash and domineering

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Anna I’m a big fan of Buckley as well, and she brings a wonderful dynamic to Leda’s character. This is one of those films that seems to want to make its audience just a little bit uncomfortable, and it does that. There is just something so unexplainable about Leda and her actions, also the fact that she is unapologetically rather odd. She doesn’t seem to be someone who wants more human connection, yet we see in some ways how she is so desperate for it. I don’t know that I could say you are going to have a ton of fun watching this film—it is emotional and sometimes frustrating, but Buckley and Coleman and the cast around them really are impressive. This film is about choice and consequence, for good or bad, and how that shapes our lives and our future selves. Watch this one when you have time to pay attention; the magic is in some very subtle moments with these actors. Δ Senior Staff Writer Glen Starkey and freelancer Anna Starkey write Split Screen. Glen compiles streaming listings.

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Come hell or Highwater New SLO restaurant delivers liquid and culinary creations inspired by rock legends

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rafting a cocktail menu is like creating the ideal playlist,” according to Robin Wolf, a master mixologist, Cicerone-certified beer server, and level-two Court of Masters sommelier.

The menu needs to create “a perfect blend of moods and moments—both adventurous and familiar—that will keep

your guests guessing and coming back for more,” she said.

Wolf and her husband, Matthew Hanson, are the co-founders and creative force behind Highwater, which recently opened in Sidecar’s former location at 1127 Broad St. in downtown San Luis Obispo.

The couple, who currently reside in the “SoHi district” of SLO (South PHOTOS BY CHERISH WHYTE Higuera at High Street), according to Wolf, are familiar faces on the Central Coast. Their recent stints at Paso Robles establishments Hatch Rotisserie and Fish Gaucho, respectively, cemented their status as local cocktail czars.

In fact, that was exactly Wolf’s title at Hatch, where she managed the bar, racked up prestigious mixology awards, and even ran her own consulting and bitters-production company. Her SLO Bitter Co. flavors, which she calls “the spice rack of mixology,” are used in bars from the West Coast to New York.

Her new role as restaurant proprietor means her licensing for SLO Bitter Co. is up for grabs while she devotes all her artistic energy to her new establishment, which celebrated its grand opening in February. Wolf deftly oversees the front of the house as bar and culture director, while Hanson serves as operations and general manager, and music mogul— cranking out well-known tunes, with live performances in the works.

Walking through the front doors of Highwater is a blast through rock’s past, ‘HOT TRAMP, I LOVE YOU SO’ The with portraits of legends adorning the walls.

David Bowie-inspired Rebel Rebel cocktail “We love [the murals],” Wolf said. “And at Highwater features habanero tequila, we love the conversation they create among agave, hot pickled pineapple, and black guests. I knew from the beginning that our lava salt. The Island in the Sun nod to aesthetic would include mural work. I come Weezer, meanwhile, refreshes with rum, from a big theater family, and my dad did a cinnamon, ginger, and coconut cream. lot of set design when I was growing up, so I learned out of necessity.

“I’m by no means a visual artist, but I’m great at ‘making things happen,’ and with a tight budget, necessity becomes the mother of invention,” she added. “I personally spent many late nights in the space working on the wall murals. Local artist Ian Myers did the three largest murals … but the ones in the dining room are all me.

“The record-sleeve menus and the vintage glassware and punch bowls are a nod to the belief Matt and I have in repurposing items that still have so much magic in them. It’s better for the planet, supports our local economy—so ‘I WANT YOU TO WANT ME’ Album sleeves, much thrifting!—and at the end of such as Cheap Trick’s 1978 live recording At the day, it’s pretty cool too.”

Budokan—which went triple platinum—showcase From menu to music the menu at Highwater in downtown SLO. development, art is the driving

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THE CONDUCTORS From left, executive chef Nick DeShon, and co-owners Robin Wolf and Matthew Hanson helm the Highwater ensemble.

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force behind Highwater, as well as the enduring spark between Wolf and Hansen.

The duo have a long dramatic history, literally, having met at Arroyo Grande High School where Hanson played the lead role in a play.

Wolf, a Central Coast native, and Hanson, a transplant from Chicago, worked their way up through the local culinary scene at numerous establishments while also earning arts degrees. Wolf attended Pacific Conservatory Theatre (PCPA) in Santa Maria, and Hanson studied music at Cal Poly.

In 2003, the couple relocated to New York City to pursue acting careers, Wolf at The Public Theater, and Hanson at Atlantic Theater Company. They also simultaneously fine-tuned their culinary skills and began reevaluating their longterm goals.

“Our time in NYC—roughly a decade— was spent working everywhere from the diviest of dive bars, to James Beard restaurants,” Wolf said.

Hanson was the opening manager at renowned chef Seamus Mullen’s Tertulia, a James Beard Foundation Award finalist for best new restaurant of 2011. Wolf worked as press director for the Tribeca Film Festival and logistics organizer for The Public Theater’s international festival, and also designed cocktails for New York Fashion Week.

The couple returned to SLO in 2011 and continued to rack up culinary accolades.

Wolf holds multiple national and international titles in competitive mixology, “the highlight being winning the Tales of the Cocktail 2019 Official International Cocktail Competition,” Wolf said.

SYMPHONY OF FLAVORS Clockwise from top left, shareable plates at Highwater include duck confit lasagna; assorted radishes jazzed up with butter, curry, banyuls, and sorrel; and classic fondue, accompanied by grilled vegetables, pretzel bites, sourdough bread, and linguiça.

Tales of the Cocktail is the world’s largest drinks convention held annually in New Orleans.

During Hanson’s tenure as general manager and bar director at Fish Gaucho, the restaurant garnered numerous awards for its cocktail menu, several of which contain SLO Bitter Co. flavors.

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“We are a restaurant with an amazing bar program, not a bar with food,” she clarified. “That’s an important distinction, and we want to pay executive chef Nick DeShon’s incredible menu the respect it deserves.”

DeShon, who attended culinary school at Le Cordon Bleu in Los Angeles, has refined his craft at kitchens in New York, San Francisco, and Las Vegas.

“In Vegas I worked for Michael Mina, first at a restaurant called Nobhill in the MGM, and then at his namesake ENCORE Highwater’s nostalgic pushrestaurant in The Bellagio, which had one pops aren’t your grandmother’s variety.

Michelin star,” DeShon said. “From there, The decadent chocolate cremeux flavor features blackberry, coconut, and I was able to work my way into the Joel macadamia nut, while the lemon tart is Robuchon kitchen, which is the highestswirled with raspberry. Guests can take rated restaurant in Las Vegas. In three the frozen treats to go. years I worked my way up to sous chef.”

DeShon, originally from Huntington as seasonal as possible.”

Beach, moved to Paso Robles in 2016 and DeShon sources ingredients from Paso’s now resides in Oceano.

MUSIC Cap Mushrooms, Etto Mighty “Locally, I helped open the Hatch, and Pastificio, and Loo Loo Farms, was the chef there as well as Rutiz Family Farms FLAVOR/EATS for three years,” he in Arroyo Grande and Morro said. “I also opened Bay Oyster Company, to name Humdinger Brewing INFOa few.

Send tidbits on everything [in Arroyo Grande] “I don’t really like to be food and drink to and most recently tied down to any one style of bites@newtimesslo.com. consulted on the food CALENDAR cuisine,” he added. “There are programs at Kilokilo French, American, Mexican, Brewing [in Paso] and and even Filipino-inspired dishes Pig Iron [in Templeton].”

OPINION on the menu currently. I believe we like to In the Highwater kitchen, he said, call it ‘seasonal California comfort food.’” ∆ “I like to take techniques I’ve learned working in fine dining and apply them NEWS Flavor Writer Cherish Whyte wishes to more approachable dishes. I also like Highwater a “Whole Lotta Love.” Reach to work with as many local farmers and STROKES producers as possible and keep my menu her at cwhyte@newtimesslo.com.

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ATTORNEY OR PARTY WITHOUT ATTORNEY Department of Social Services PO Box 8119 San Luis Obispo, CA 93403 SUPERIOR COURT OF CALIFORNIA, COUNTY OF SAN LUIS OBISPO Courthouse Annex, 1035 Palm Street San Luis Obispo, CA 93408 Juvenile Court CASE NAME: JOSUE OSUNA ESTRADA CASE NUMBER: 21JD00177001 1.

To: Pedro Josue Osuna Estrada and anyone claiming to be a parent of Josue Osuna Estrada born on 11/15/2021 at Twin Cities Community Hospital, Templeton, California 2.

A hearing will be held on May 18, 2022 at 1:00pm in Dept. 12 located at Courthouse Annex, 1035 Palm St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93408. *This hearing will be held remotely. If you wish to appear by telephone, your attorney in this case must notify the Court on the day of the hearing, prior to the hearing calendar. If you wish to appear in person, notify your attorney in this case. If you do not have an attorney and you wish to appear for the hearing, you must contact the court.

The remote hearing will be confidential. You must not record the hearing, allow others to listen to the hearing, or disclose to others what occurs during the hearing. Participants who violate confidentiality may be subject to criminal and civil sanctions.

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At the hearing the court will consider the recommendations of the social worker or probation officer.

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The social worker or probation officer will recommend that your child be freed from your legal custody so that the child may be adopted. If the court follows the recommendation, all of your parental rights to the child will be terminated.

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You have the right to be present at the hearing, to present evidence, and you have the right to be represented by an attorney. If you do not have an attorney and cannot afford to hire one, the court will appoint an attorney for you.

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If the court terminates your parental rights, the order may be final.

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The court will proceed with this hearing whether or not you are present.

Date: February 23, 2022 /s/ Paula Smith, Deputy Clerk March 3, 10, 17 & 24, 2022

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2022-0260 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/01/2019) New Filing The following person is doing business as, SOUL DUST PRODUCTIONS, 180 Brook Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Velanche L. Stewart (180 Brook Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Velanche L. Stewart.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 01-31-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, S. King, Deputy. Exp. 0131-27.

February 24, March 3, 10, & 17, 2022

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FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT FILE NO. 2022-0288 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (07/03/2007) New Filing The following person is doing business as, CORK N BOTTLE MORRO BAY, 396 Atascadero Rd., Morro Bay, CA 93442. San Luis Obispo County. Jorge Luis Krede (1981 12th St., Los Osos, CA 93402), Tom Georges Kridi (1530 Nasella Ln., San Luis Obispo, CA 93405), Jorge Krede Et Al (396 Atascadero Rd., Morro Bay, CA 93442). This business is conducted by A General Partnership /s/ Jorge Luis Krede, Partner.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 02-01-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, S. Currens, Deputy. Exp. 02-01-27.

February 24, March 3, 10, & 17, 2022

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT FILE NO. 2022-0310 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/27/2022) New Filing The following person is doing business as, THE SALUX SHOP, DMARTIN STUDIOS, 551 Le Point St., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County.

David Martin Silva (551 Le Point St., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420).

This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ David M Silva, Proprietor. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 02-04-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, A. Bautista, Deputy. Exp. 02-04-27.

February 10, 17, 24, March 3, & 17, 2022

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT FILE NO. 2022-0319 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as, MANPOWER MOVING SERVICES, 861 Merced Street, Pismo Beach, CA 93449.

San Luis Obispo County. 805 Moving Services, Inc. (861 Merced Street, Pismo Beach, CA 93449). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ 805 Moving Services, Inc., Clayton William Davis, President.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 02-07-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, A. Webster, Deputy. Exp. 02-07-27.

February 24, March 3, 10, & 17, 2022

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT FILE NO. 2022-0320 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (02/02/2022) New Filing The following person is doing business as, VALLE DE INEZ, 4910 Edna Rd., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Phase 2 Cellars, LLC (4910 Edna Rd., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ Phase 2 Cellars, LLC, Kenneth Robin Baggett, Managing Member. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 02-07-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, A. Webster, Deputy. Exp. 02-07-27.

February 24, March 3, 10, & 17, 2022

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FILE NO. 2022-0340 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as, DELONG WAY, 7258 Breslin Ln., Paso Robles, CA 93446.

San Luis Obispo County. Nora Delong (7258 Breslin Ln., Paso Robles, CA 93446). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Nora Delong. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 02-09-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, A. Webster, Deputy. Exp. 02-09-27.

March 3, 10, 17, & 24, 2022

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2022-0341 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as, CENTRAL COAST PALETTE, 727 Manhattan Ave., Grover Beach, CA 93433. San Luis Obispo County. Summer Simunich (727 Manhattan Ave., Grover Beach, CA 93433). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Summer Simunich. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 02-09-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, A. Webster, Deputy.

Exp. 02-09-27.

March 3, 10, 17, & 24, 2022

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2022-0353 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (02/09/2022) New Filing The following person is doing business as, F.A.M. HAULING SERVICES, 1730 17th St. Apt. 204, Oceano, CA 93445. San Luis Obispo County. Andres Mendoza Mendez (1730 17th St. Apt. 204, Oceano, CA 93445), Florencio Mireles Bautista (2260 Ocean St., Oceano, CA 93445). This business is conducted by A General Partnership /s/ Andres Mendoza Mendez.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 02-09-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, M. Stiletto, Deputy. Exp. 02-09-27.

March 3, 10, 17, & 24, 2022

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2022-0367 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (02/10/2022) New Filing The following person is doing business as, STILOCHIC BY NIVI, 1140 Price Street Unit B, Pismo Beach, CA 93449. San Luis Obispo County. Yenizeth Naomi Meza (1140 Price Street Unit B, Pismo Beach, CA 93449). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Yenizeth Naomi Meza. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 02-1022. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, A. Webster, Deputy.

Exp. 02-10-27.

March 3, 10, 17, & 24, 2022

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2022-0385 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as, KANTHA FLORAL DESIGN, 980 Ocean Blvd., Pismo Beach, CA 93449. San Luis Obispo County. Sharla Wonder Gaddis (980 Ocean Blvd., Pismo Beach, CA 93449), Jacqlyn Marie Griffith (169 Cimarron Way, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by A General Partnership /s/ Jacqlyn Marie Griffith, Partner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 02-15-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, N. Balseiro, Deputy. Exp. 02-15-27.

February 24, March 3, 10, & 17, 2022

LEGAL NOTICES FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2022-0386 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (09/01/2021) New Filing The following person is doing business as, BOHO SLO CO, 980 Ocean Blvd., Pismo Beach, CA 93449. San Luis Obispo County.

Sharla Wonder Gaddis (980 Ocean Blvd., Pismo Beach, CA 93449), Mary Harrison (3696 San Simeon Creek Dr., Cambria, CA 93428).

This business is conducted by A General Partnership /s/ Sharla Gaddis, Partner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 02-15-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, S. King, Deputy.

Exp. 02-15-27.

February 24, March 3, 10, & 17, 2022

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2022-0387 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as, WEISS MEDIATION, 122 Naomi Ave., Shell Beach, CA 93449. San Luis Obispo County.

Andrew R. Weiss Law Corp (122 Naomi Ave., Shell Beach, CA 93449). This business is conducted by A Ca Corporation /s/ Andrew R. Weiss Law Corp, Andrew R. Weiss, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 02-15-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, S. King, Deputy.

Exp. 02-15-27.

February 24, March 3, 10, & 17, 2022

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2022-0388 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (02/02/2022) New Filing The following person is doing business as, ELECTRIC VALLEY VINTAGE & GOODS, 735 Napa Avenue, Morro Bay, CA 93442. San Luis Obispo County. Ashley Dawn Cooper, Jarrod Austin Brown (12 Pearl Drive, Ormond Beach, FL 32174). This business is conducted by A Married Couple /s/ Ashley D. Cooper, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 02-15-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, N. Balseiro, Deputy.

Exp. 02-15-27.

February 24, March 3, 10, & 17, 2022

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2022-0393 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (10/01/2021) New Filing The following person is doing business as, KUKO’S ADOBOS MARINADES, KUKO’S MICHOACAN FOODS, KUKO’S FOOD GROUP, 3211 Broad St., Ste. 117, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Kuko’s Adobos Marinades (3211 Broad St., Ste. 117, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401).

This business is conducted by A Ca Corporation /s/ Kuko’s Adobos Marinade, Refugio Villalobos, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 02-15-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, N. Balseiro, Deputy. Exp. 02-15-27.

February 24, March 3, 10, & 17, 2022

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2022-0394 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as, PIZZA PORT, 787 Main Street, Morro Bay, CA 93442. San Luis Obispo County. Isaiah 54 17 Inc (787 Main Street, Morro Bay, CA 93442). This business is conducted by A Ca Corporation /s/ Isaiah 54 17 Inc., Timothy Cowan, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 02-15-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, N. Balseiro, Deputy. Exp. 02-15-27.

February 24, March 3, 10, & 17, 2022

LEGAL NOTICES FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2022-0395 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as, HOLVAN, 3765 South Higuera St. Ste. 120, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Progressive Healthcare Systems, Inc. (3765 South Higuera St. Ste. 120, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Progressive Healthcare Systems, Inc., Michael Holliday, CFO. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 02-15-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, S. Currens, Deputy. Exp. 02-15-27.

March 10, 17, 24, & 31, 2022

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2022-0401 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (02/16/2022) New Filing The following person is doing business as, CHEESE BOX CO, 712 Church Street, Unit B, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Holly Brook Dolezal (712 Church Street, Unit B, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Holly B. Dolezol, Owner.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 02-16-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, N. Balseiro, Deputy. Exp. 02-16-27.

February 24, March 3, 10, & 17, 2022

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2022-0408 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (02/16/2022) New Filing The following person is doing business as, KAYLA MARIE, 3750 El Camino Real B-2, Atascadero, CA 93422. San Luis Obispo County.

Kayla Marie Leesonmullee (3750 El Camino Real B-2, Atascadero, CA 93422). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Kayla Marie Leesonmullee. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 02-1622. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, S. King, Deputy.

Exp. 02-16-27.

February 24, March 3, 10, & 17, 2022

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2022-0410 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (02/01/2022) New Filing The following person is doing business as, DENTABRIGHT SLO, 793 Higuera St., Ste. 14, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Robert Dean Campbell (4442 Hacienda Dr., Guadalupe, CA 93434). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Robert Dean Campbell, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 02-1622. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, M. Stiletto, Deputy.

Exp. 02-16-27.

February 24, March 3, 10, & 17, 2022

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2022-0416 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (06/15/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as, STERRETT BOWS, LLC, 1305 Ewing rd., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Peter Sterrett Stahl, Patricia Ann Stahl (1305 Ewing rd., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ Peter Sterrett Stahl, Managing Member.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 02-17-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, M. Stiletto, Deputy. Exp. 02-17-27.

February 24, March 3, 10, & 17, 2022

LEGAL NOTICES FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2022-0417 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (02/17/2022) New Filing The following person is doing business as, VNE RACING, 159 Country Hills Lane, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Benjamin Warren Hodges (159 Country Hills Lane, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Benjamin Warren Hodges, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 02-17-22.

I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, S. Currens, Deputy. Exp. 02-17-27.

March 3, 10, 17, & 24, 2022

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2022-0418 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (02/13/2022) New Filing The following person is doing business as, CENTRAL COAST HOMEOPATHY, 1500 Sierra Dr., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Jennifer L. Willkomm (1500 Sierra Dr., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Jennifer L. Willkomm.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 02-17-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, S. King, Deputy. Exp. 02-17-27.

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FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2022-0419 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (02/17/2022) New Filing The following person is doing business as, KAT’S MOBILE SALON, 1437 8th St., Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County.

Kat Diane Vanderveer (1437 8th St., Los Osos, CA 93402). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Kat D. Vanderveer.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 02-17-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, N. Balseiro, Deputy. Exp. 02-17-27.

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FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2022-0425 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (07/29/2013, 02/19/2009) New Filing The following person is doing business as, MCCALL PLUMBING & MECHANICAL, MCCALL PLUMBING, 910 Huston Street, Grover Beach, CA 93433. San Luis Obispo County. K. McCall Construction Co., Inc. (910 Huston Street, Grover Beach, CA 93433). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ K. McCall Construction Co., Inc., Chris McCall, CFO. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 02-17-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, M. Stiletto, Deputy.

Exp. 02-17-27.

March 3, 10, 17, & 24, 2022

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2022-0426 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (10/12/2016) New Filing The following person is doing business as, S.R. JONES & CO., BARTER & TRADE, 3070 Limestone Road, Unit C, Paso Robles, CA 93446. San Luis Obispo County. Lincoln Square Wine Company, LLC (3070 Limestone Road, Unit C, Paso Robles, CA 93446). This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ Lincoln Square Wine Company, LLC, Andrew Jones, Manager. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 02-17-22.

I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, M. Stiletto, Deputy. Exp. 02-17-27.

March 3, 10, 17, & 24, 2022

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LEGAL NOTICES FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2022-0428 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (03/14/1973) New Filing The following persons are doing business as, DEL’S FAMOUS PIZZERIA AND ITALIAN RESTAURANT, 1101 Price St. Suite 100, Pismo Beach, CA 93449. San Luis Obispo County. Del Tribe, Inc. (318 Lapaloma, Pismo Beach, CA 93449).

State of California. This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Del Tribe, Inc., Bernadette Delmore, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 02-17-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, S. Currens, Deputy. Exp. 02-17-27.

February 24, & March 3, 10, 17, 2022

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2022-0429 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/27/2022) New Filing The following person is doing business as, REDNECK RUBBISH REMOVAL (RRR), 463 Janice St., Paso Robles, CA 93446. San Luis Obispo County. Joe Alan Garrison (463 Janice St., Paso Robles, CA 93446).

This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Joe Alan Garrison. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 02-1822. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, A. Webster, Deputy.

Exp. 02-18-27.

March 3, 10, 17, & 24, 2022

LEGAL NOTICES FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2022-0430 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (07/01/2021) New Filing The following person is doing business as, RELAXATION STATION, 365 Quintana Rd. F-2, Morro Bay, CA 93442. San Luis Obispo County.

Alysia A Hendry (596 Ash Street, Los Osos, CA 93402). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Alysia A Hendry. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 02-18-22.

I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, S. Currens, Deputy.

Exp. 02-18-27.

February 24, March 3, 10, & 17, 2022

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2022-0437 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (02/18/2022) New Filing The following person is doing business as, APEX GOPHER AND PEST CONTROL, 1045 Arbor Road, Paso Robles, CA 93446. San Luis Obispo County. Joshua Alexander Iffert (1045 Arbor Road, Paso Robles, CA 93446). This business is conducted

by An Individual /s/ Joshua Alexander Iffert. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 02-18-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, A. Webster, Deputy. Exp. 02-18-27.

February 24, March 3, 10, & 17, 2022

LEGAL NOTICES FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

LEGAL NOTICES FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2022-0442 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as, LIGHTS OUT TRANSPORT LLC, 9337 Dechado Court, Atascadero, CA 93422. San Luis Obispo County. Lights Out Transport LLC (9337 Dechado Court, Atascadero, CA 93422). This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ Lights Out Transport LLC, Eduardo Rafael Flores, Manager. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 02-18-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, A. Bautista, Deputy. Exp. 02-18-27.

February 24, March 3, 10, & 17, 2022

FILE NO. 2022-0445 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/20/2022) New Filing The following person is doing business as, NV’SWEETHOUSE, NV’S REMEDIES, I KNOW A BAKER, ROMEO’S CAFE, BAKED & SWEET, MOTHER FLOURS BAKERY, 629 Sandydale, Nipomo, CA 93444.

San Luis Obispo County. Nivea Vanessa Cifuentes (629 Sandydale, Nipomo, CA 93444). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Nivea Vanessa Cifuentes. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 02-1822. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, S. King, Deputy. Exp. 02-18-27.

March 17, 24, 31, & April 7, 2022

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2022-0443 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as, RICH CHEF SERVICES, 969 Noyes Rd., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County.

Richard Joseph Mason, Lana Mason (969 Noyes Rd., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted

by A Married Couple /s/ Richard Joseph Mason. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 02-18-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, S. Currens, Deputy. Exp. 0218-27.

March 3, 10, 17, & 24, 2022

FILE NO. 2022-0446 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (02/22/2022) New Filing The following person is doing business as, ANN’S IDEA’S, 100 South Dolliver, Pismo Beach, CA 93449.

San Luis Obispo County. Priscilla Ann Martinez (100 South Dolliver, Pismo Beach, CA 93449). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Priscilla Ann Martinez, Owner.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 02-22-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, M. Stiletto, Deputy. Exp. 02-22-27.

March 3, 10, 17, & 24, 2022

EXHIBIT A • NOTICE OF INTENTION TO CIRCULATE RECALL PETITION TO THE HONORABLE Nelson Yamagata: Pursuant to Section 11020, California Elections Code, the undersigned registered qualified voters of Templeton Unified School District, in the State of California, hereby give notice that we are the proponents of a recall petition and that we intend to seek your recall and removal from the office of Templeton Unified School District Governing Board Member, in Templeton Unified School District, in San Luis Obispo County, California, and to demand election of a successor in that office.

The ground for the recall are as follows: After continued failure to the students, teachers, administration, community, and lack of moral courage, we have lost all confidence in you and intend to recall.

The decisions regarding the health and safety of all students have exposed the district to considerable litigation and financial liabilities. You failed students with special needs and made it more difficult for students form under-privileged backgrounds to obtain a good education, further widening the inequality which exists in our society. You failed at supporting staff and sustaining a strong education focused district. The impending pressures of controversial laws and regulations which directly affect the district, requires a board willing to listen to parents, students, and teachers on the effects it will have on them and their families. You failed in this matter.

During the recent COVID 19 pandemic, you failed to make decisions until there was another person or district to “follow”. Regardless of community input, you failed to differentiate our small district from large districts. Your complacency and dismissiveness regarding masks for our students, even admitting the board could find science in both directions, was evident with your unwillingness to take action for the students. We need solutions not a complacent fearful board.

The printed names, signatures, and resident addresses of the proponents are as follows: (The least possible number of proponents is 10, however more than 10 may be required by law.)

EXHIBIT A • NOTICE OF INTENTION TO CIRCULATE RECALL PETITION TO THE HONORABLE Mendi Swan: Pursuant to Section 11020, California Elections Code, the undersigned registered qualified voters of Templeton Unified School District, in the State of California, hereby give notice that we are the proponents of a recall petition and that we intend to seek your recall and removal from the office of Templeton Unified School District Governing Board Member, in Templeton Unified School District, in San Luis Obispo County, California, and to demand election of a successor in that office.

The ground for the recall are as follows: After continued failure to the students, teachers, administration, community, and lack of moral courage, we have lost all confidence in you and intend to recall.

The decisions regarding the health and safety of all students have exposed the district to considerable litigation and financial liabilities. You failed students with special needs and made it more difficult for students form under-privileged backgrounds to obtain a good education, further widening the inequality which exists in our society. You failed at supporting staff and sustaining a strong education focused district. The impending pressures of controversial laws and regulations which directly affect the district, requires a board willing to listen to parents, students, and teachers on the effects it will have on them and their families. You failed in this matter.

During the recent COVID 19 pandemic, you failed to make decisions until there was another person or district to “follow”. Regardless of community input, you failed to differentiate our small district from large districts. Your complacency and dismissiveness regarding masks for our students, even admitting the board could find science in both directions, was evident with your unwillingness to take action for the students. We need solutions not a complacent fearful board.

The printed names, signatures, and resident addresses of the proponents are as follows: (The least possible number of proponents is 10, however more than 10 may be required by law.)

EXHIBIT A • NOTICE OF INTENTION TO CIRCULATE RECALL PETITION TO THE HONORABLE Ted Dubost: Pursuant to Section 11020, California Elections Code, the undersigned registered qualified voters of Templeton Unified School District, in the State of California, hereby give notice that we are the proponents of a recall petition and that we intend to seek your recall and removal from the office of Templeton Unified School District Governing Board Member, in Templeton Unified School District, in San Luis Obispo County, California, and to demand election of a successor in that office.

The ground for the recall are as follows: After continued failure to the students, teachers, administration, community, and lack of moral courage, we have lost all confidence in you and intend to recall.

The decisions regarding the health and safety of all students have exposed the district to considerable litigation and financial liabilities. You failed students with special needs and made it more difficult for students form under-privileged backgrounds to obtain a good education, further widening the inequality which exists in our society. You failed at supporting staff and sustaining a strong education focused district. The impending pressures of controversial laws and regulations which directly affect the district, requires a board willing to listen to parents, students, and teachers on the effects it will have on them and their families. You failed in this matter.

During the recent COVID 19 pandemic, you failed t o make decisions until there was another person or district to “follow”. Regardless of community input, you failed to differentiate our small district from large districts. Your complacency and dismissiveness regarding masks for our students, even admitting the board could find science in both directions, was evident with your unwillingness to take action for the students. We need solutions not a complacent fearful board.

The printed names, signatures, and resident addresses of the proponents are as follows: (The least possible number of proponents is 10, however more than 10 may be required by law.)

LEGAL NOTICES FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

LEGAL NOTICES FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2022-0447 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (02/22/2022) New Filing The following person is doing business as, JD VISION’S, 217 Roschelle Lane #C, Santa Maria, CA 93458. Santa Barbara County. Juan Diego Carmona Cruz (217 Roschelle Lane #C, Santa Maria, CA 93458). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Juan Diego Carmona Cruz, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 02-22-22.

I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, A. Bautista, Deputy. Exp. 02-22-27.

March 3, 10, 17, & 24, 2022

FILE NO. 2022-0456 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/01/2022) New Filing The following person is doing business as, PIER GIFTS ON THE 1, 143 N Ocean Ave., Cayucos, CA 93430. San Luis Obispo County. Pier Gifts Pismo, Inc. (195 Pomeroy Ave., Pismo Beach, CA 93449). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Pier Gifts Pismo, Inc., Terresa Custer, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 02-22-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, A. Webster, Deputy. Exp. 02-22-27.

March 3, 10, 17, & 24, 2022

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2022-0449 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (07/28/2016) New Filing The following person is doing business as, BAY CRUISERS, 845 Embarcadero #11, Morro Bay, CA 93442. San Luis Obispo County. Nicholas Thomas Trujillo (845 Embarcadero #11, Morro Bay, CA 93442). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Nicholas T. Trujillo, Owner.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 02-22-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, N. Balseiro, Deputy. Exp. 02-22-27.

March 3, 10, 17, & 24, 2022

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2022-0450 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (02/14/2022) New Filing The following person is doing business as, AMBER WAVES, 332 Morro Bay Blvd., Morro Bay, CA 93442. San Luis Obispo County. Amber Elizabeth Leroux (980 Monterey Ave. Apt. B, Morro Bay, CA 93442). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Amber Leroux, Owner.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 02-22-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, A. Bautista, Deputy. Exp. 02-22-27.

March 3, 10, 17, & 24, 2022

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2022-0454 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (02/21/2022) New Filing The following person is doing business as, CYPRESS COAST CLEANING, 329 N. 4th Street, Grover Beach, CA 93433.

San Luis Obispo County. Jimi E Alvarez (329 N. 4th Street, Grover Beach, CA 93433). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Jimi E Alvarez. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 02-22-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, A. Webster, Deputy. Exp. 02-22-27.

March 3, 10, 17, & 24, 2022

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2022-0455 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/01/2022) New Filing The following person is doing business as, PIER GIFTS, 195 Pomeroy Ave., Pismo Beach, CA 93449. San Luis Obispo County.

Pier Gifts Pismo, Inc. (195 Pomeroy Ave., Pismo Beach, CA 93449). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Pier Gifts Pismo, Inc., Terresa Custer, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 02-22-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, A. Webster, Deputy. Exp. 02-22-27.

March 3, 10, 17, & 24, 2022

LEGAL NOTICES FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2022-0476 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as, SOLE TREE SHOES, 835 12th St., Paso Robles, CA 93446.

San Luis Obispo County. Lasser Shoe Company LLC (1117 Putter Ave., Paso Robles, CA 93446).

This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ Lasser Shoe Company LLC, Lisa Plemons, Manager. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 02-24-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, A. Webster, Deputy.

Exp. 02-24-27.

March 3, 10, 17, & 24, 2022

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2022-0469 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (02/23/2022) New Filing The following person is doing business as, THE TILEGUYS, 1837 Thelma Drive, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Allen David Mendez Jr., Israel Anthony Sotomeserve (1837 Thelma Drive, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by A General Partnership /s/ Allen D. Mendez Jr. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 02-2322. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, N. Balseiro, Deputy. Exp. 02-23-27.

March 3, 10, 17, & 24, 2022

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2022-0464 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as, LANDMARK GROUP, 270 Sunray Place, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County.

Landon Real Estate, A Professional Corporation (270 Sunray Place, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420).

This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Landon Real Estate, A Professional Corporation, Jeffrey Landon as Secretary.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 02-22-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, A. Bautista, Deputy. Exp. 02-22-27.

March 3, 10, 17, & 24, 2022

FILE NO. 2022-0470 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (08/23/2001) New Filing The following person is doing business as, THE AARDWARK ANTIQUES, 257 B Spruce St., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Mamie Kathryn Kathey Harris, Veachel Joe Greer (257 B Spruce St., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by A Married Couple /s/ Mamie K. K. Harris, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 02-23-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, N. Balseiro, Deputy. Exp. 02-23-27.

March 3, 10, 17, & 24, 2022

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT FILE NO. 2022-0466 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/01/2022) New Filing The following person is doing business as, MAKAYLA VISUALS, MAKAYLA’S VISUALS, 5850 Lorena Street, Atascadero, CA 93422. San Luis Obispo County.

Makayla N Nettleton (5850 Lorena Street, Atascadero, CA 93422).

This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Makayla N Nettleton.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 02-23-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, A. Webster, Deputy. Exp. 02-23-27.

March 3, 10, 17, & 24, 2022

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2022-0468 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (02/23/2022) New Filing The following person is doing business as, LOST COAST PAINTING, 2565 Old Creek Rd., Cayucos, CA 93430. San Luis Obispo County. Bobby Allan Youngs (2565 Old Creek Rd., Cayucos, CA 93430). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Bobby Allan Youngs, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 02-23-22.

I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, M. Stiletto, Deputy. Exp. 02-23-27.

March 3, 10, 17, & 24, 2022

FILE NO. 2022-0462 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/01/2016) New Filing The following person is doing business as, KEYANALYTICS INC, 555 Corporate Drive #100, Ladera Ranch, CA 92694. Orange County.

C Financial Investment Inc. (555 Corporate Drive #100, Ladera Ranch, CA 92694). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ C Financial Investment Inc., Cejay Helmer, Secretary. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 02-2222. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, A. Bautista, Deputy.

Exp. 02-22-27.

March 10, 17, 24, & 31, 2022

FILE NO. 2022-0465 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (06/26/2003) New Filing The following person is doing business as, TORGY’S VINEYARD, 734 South Main Street, Templeton, CA 93465. San Luis Obispo County.

Michael R Torgerson, Susan E Torgerson (4298 Tower Rd., Paso Robles, CA 93446). This business is conducted by A General Partnership /s/ Susan E Torgerson, General Partner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 02-23-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, M. Stiletto, Deputy. Exp. 02-23-27.

March 3, 10, 17, & 24, 2022

LEGAL NOTICES

FILE NO. 2022-0471 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (02/22/2022) New Filing The following person is doing business as, TEAM-CARE, TEAMHOME OUTLET, 848 Covington Drive, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420.

San Luis Obispo County. TeamSystem Corp (848 Covington Drive, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420).

This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Team-System Corp, Reginald Debs Johnson, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 02-23-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, A. Bautista, Deputy. Exp. 02-23-27.

March 3, 10, 17, & 24, 2022

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT FILE NO. 2022-0474 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (02/24/2022) New Filing The following person is doing business as, NAIL IMAGE, 534 West Tefft Street, Nipomo, CA 93444. San Luis Obispo County.

Gerardo C Lopez (534 West Tefft Street, Nipomo, CA 93444). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Gerardo C Lopez.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 02-24-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, M. Stiletto, Deputy. Exp. 02-24-27.

March 3, 10, 17, & 24, 2022

FILE NO. 2022-0478 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (02/23/2022) New Filing The following person is doing business as, LUCENUP VENTURES, 4486 Sunflower Way, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Roland Paul Luce (4486 Sunflower Way, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Roland Paul Luce. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 02-24-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, N. Balseiro, Deputy.

Exp. 02-24-27.

March 17, 24, 31, & April 7, 2022

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT FILE NO. 2022-0479 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as, LUMINOUS HEARTS, 1370 Bay Oaks Dr., Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County.

Mutsumi Isono (1370 Bay Oaks Dr., Los Osos, CA 93402). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Mutsumi Isono. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 02-24-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, A. Webster, Deputy.

Exp. 02-24-27.

March 3, 10, 17, & 24, 2022

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT FILE NO. 2022-0480 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (04/01/2020) New Filing The following person is doing business as, VERIZON WIRELESS – CELLULAR SALES/ AUTHORIZED RETAILER, CELLULAR SALES OF CALIFORNIA, VERIZON WIRELESSCELLULAR SALES/AUTHORIZED RETAILER, 913 Rancho Pkwy, Suite J, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420.

San Luis Obispo County. Cellular Sales of California, LLC (9040 Executive Park Dr., 3rd Floor, Room 329, Knoxville, TN, 37923). This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ Cellular Sales of California, LLC, Pamela White, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 02-2422. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, A. Bautista, Deputy.

Exp. 02-24-27.

March 10, 17, 24, & 31, 2022

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2022-0485 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (09/01/2012) New Filing The following person is doing business as, SLO COGNITIVE BEHAVIORAL TREATMENT CENTER, 895 Aerovista Pl, Suite 106, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Ramona Friedman (895 Aerovista Pl, Suite 106, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Ramona Friedman. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 02-2422. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, S. King, Deputy.

Exp. 02-24-27.

March 10, 17, 24, & 31, 2022

LEGAL NOTICES

LEGAL NOTICES

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2022-0487 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (02/22/2022) New Filing The following person is doing business as, FISHER REAL ESTATE, 1758 W Grand Ave. #2, Grover Beach, CA 93433. San Luis Obispo County. Yvonne L. Fisher (1758 W Grand Ave. #2, Grover Beach, CA 93433). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Yvonne L Fisher, Sole Proprietor. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 02-24-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, S. Currens, Deputy. Exp. 02-24-27.

March 3, 10, 17, & 24, 2022

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2022-0500 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (02/25/2022) New Filing The following person is doing business as, PARTY SCENE, 1526 Strawberry Avenue, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Robin LopezArmstrong (1526 Strawberry Avenue, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420).

This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Robin LopezArmstrong. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 02-25-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, S. King, Deputy. Exp. 0225-27.

March 10, 17, 24, & 31, 2022

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2022-0506 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/01/2022) New Filing The following person is doing business as, SHERILYN MUSIC, 1321 Vista Del Lago, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405. San Luis Obispo County. Sherilyn A Keller (1321 Vista Del Lago, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Sherilyn A Keller. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 02-25-22.

I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, A. Webster, Deputy. Exp. 02-25-27.

March 3, 10, 17, & 24, 2022

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FILE NO. 2022-0513 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (02/28/2022) New Filing The following person is doing business as, SCRUGGS AND ELLIS COLLECTIBLES, 119 N Las Flores Drive, Nipomo, CA93444.

San Luis Obispo County. Warner Buck Enterprises LLC (119 N Las Flores Drive, Nipomo, CA93444), Francis Elizabeth Scruggs (574 Longbranch, Grover Beach, CA 93433). This business is conducted by A Limited Liability Partnership /s/ Warner Buck Enterprises LLC, Renee A. Ellis, Manager, General Partner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 02-28-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, N. Balseiro, Deputy. Exp. 02-28-27.

March 10, 17, 24, & 31, 2022

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FILE NO. 2022-0515 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as, EJ CONSTRUCTION, 620 Camino Roble, Nipomo, CA 93444. San Luis Obispo County.

Edward J Longstreth (620 Camino Roble, Nipomo, CA 93444). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Edward J Longstreth.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 02-28-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, S. King, Deputy. Exp. 02-28-27.

March 3, 10, 17, & 24, 2022

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FILE NO. 2022-0516 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (02/28/2022) New Filing The following person is doing business as, ESSENCE BEAUTY SUPPLY AND SALON, 1115 Broad Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Carla Patricia Blandon Sierra (847 Oak Park Blvd., Pismo Beach, CA 93449). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Carla P. Blandon Sierra, Owner.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 02-28-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, N. Balseiro, Deputy. Exp. 02-28-27.

March 3, 10, 17, & 24, 2022

FILE NO. 2022-0555 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as, COASTAL REALTY GROUP, 330 James Way, Suite 270, Pismo Beach, CA 93448. San Luis Obispo County. Coastal Community Builders, Inc. (330 James Way, Suite 270, Pismo Beach, CA 93448). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Coastal Community Builders, Inc., Gary H. Grossman, C.E.O. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-0222. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, A. Bautista, Deputy.

Exp. 03-02-27.

March 10, 17, 24, & 31, 2022

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FILE NO. 2022-0535 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/01/1990) New Filing The following person is doing business as, URBAN OPTICS OPTOMETRIC CENTER, 1001 Higuera Street, Ste. E, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. David A Schultz (1001 Higuera Street, Ste. E, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ David A Schultz. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-01-22.

I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, A. Bautista, Deputy. Exp. 03-01-27.

March 10, 17, 24, & 31, 2022

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FILE NO. 2022-0571 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (02/08/2022) New Filing The following person is doing business as, BLYTHE CATTLE COMPANY, LLC, 900 S Oak Glen Ave., Nipomo, CA 93444. San Luis Obispo County. Blythe Cattle Company, LLC (4726 Quarter Horse Trl., Santa Maria, CA 93455).

This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ Blythe Cattle Company, LLC, Rich Blythe, Manager. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-04-22.

I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, S. Currens, Deputy.

Exp. 03-04-27.

March 10, 17, 24, & 31, 2022

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FILE NO. 2022-0536 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (03/01/2022) New Filing The following person is doing business as, CENTRAL COAST VILLAGE RENTALS, 271 James Way, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420.

San Luis Obispo County. Jeremiah Vance Denison (271 James Way, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420).

This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Jeremiah Vance Denison, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-01-22.

I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, M. Stiletto, Deputy. Exp. 03-01-27.

March 10, 17, 24, & 31, 2022

FILE NO. 2022-0572 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/01/2022) New Filing The following person is doing business as, DENTON CAPITAL, 1247 Vista Del Lago, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405. San Luis Obispo County. John Paul Denton (1247 Vista Del Lago, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ John Paul Denton. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-04-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, A. Webster, Deputy. Exp. 03-04-27.

March 10, 17, 24, & 31, 2022

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FILE NO. 2022-0537 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as, CLEAN SLATE, 1395 22nd St., Oceano, CA 93445. San Luis Obispo County.

Michael Eugene Cash Jr. (1395 22nd St., Oceano, CA 93445).

This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Michael E. Cash Jr. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-01-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, N. Balseiro, Deputy. Exp. 03-01-27.

March 10, 17, 24, & 31, 2022

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FILE NO. 2022-0539 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as, LUPITA’S PARTY SUPPLIES, 8575 El Camino Real, Atascadero, CA 93422. San Luis Obispo County. Noemi LopezHerandez, Pedro Diaz-Aguirre (8575 El Camino Real, Atascadero, CA 93422). This business is conducted by A Married Couple /s/ Pedro Diaz-Aguirre.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-01-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, N. Balseiro, Deputy. Exp. 03-01-27.

March 10, 17, 24, & 31, 2022

FILE NO. 2022-0574 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/01/2016) New Filing The following person is doing business as, AM CLEANING LLC, 893 Marsh Street #15308, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. AM Cleaning LLC (PO Box 15308, San Luis Obispo, CA 93406). This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ AM Cleaning LLC, Ana M. Tirado, CEO. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-0422. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, S. Currens, Deputy.

Exp. 03-04-27.

March 17, 24, 31, & April 7, 2022

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT FILE NO. 2022-0575 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (03/20/2019) New Filing The following person is doing business as, DRAGON BAY LLC, 845 Embarcadero, Ste. C, Morro Bay, CA 93442. San Luis Obispo County. Dragon Bay LLC (845 Embarcadero, Ste. C, Morro Bay, CA 93442). This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ Dragon Bay LLC, Ganxiong Wu, Managing Member.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-04-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, M. Stiletto, Deputy. Exp. 03-04-27.

March 10, 17, 24, & 31, 2022

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FILE NO. 2022-0578 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (03/04/1998) New Filing The following person is doing business as, KIM & CO SALON AND DAY SPA, 2103 Broad Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Kim & Co Salon Inc (2103 Broad Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Kim & Co Salon Inc., Kim S. Brown, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-07-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, N. Balseiro, Deputy.

Exp. 03-07-27.

March 10, 17, 24, & 31, 2022

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2022-0579 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as, F.A.E. WELLNESS, 310 James Way, Ste. 150, Pismo Beach, CA 93449. San Luis Obispo County. Jennifer Marie-Caroline Rogez (310 James Way, Ste. 150, Pismo Beach, CA 93449). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Jennifer M. C. Rogez.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-07-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, N. Balseiro, Deputy. Exp. 03-0727.

March 10, 17, 24, & 31, 2022

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FILE NO. 2022-0581 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (03/02/2022) New Filing The following person is doing business as, PROPANE ON MAIN, 1598 Main St., Morro Bay, CA 93442. San Luis Obispo County.

CCCR (1185 Main St., Morro Bay, CA 934423). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ CCCR, Jeffrey Babb, President.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-07-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, N. Balseiro, Deputy. Exp. 03-0727.

March 10, 17, 24, & 31, 2022

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FILE NO. 2022-0582 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as, 4M CREATIONS, 1485 10th St., Los Osos, CA 93402.

San Luis Obispo County. Candace L Sargent (1485 10th St., Los Osos, CA 93402). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Candace L Sargent. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-0722. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, S. King, Deputy.

Exp. 03-07-27.

March 10, 17, 24, & 31, 2022

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FILE NO. 2022-0587 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/01/2022) New Filing The following person is doing business as, BAYSIDE CAFE AT THE MARINA, 10 State Park Road, Morro Bay, CA 93442. San Luis Obispo County. Bayside Cafe at the Marina (10 State Park Road, Morro Bay, CA 93442). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Bayside Cafe at the Marina, Dawn C. Borst, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-0722. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, N. Balseiro, Deputy.

Exp. 03-07-27.

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FILE NO. 2022-0590 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (03/07/2022) New Filing The following person is doing business as, G BROTHERS SMOKEHOUSE, 885 E Foothill Blvd., San Luis Obispo, CA 93405. San Luis Obispo County. G Brothers Smokehouse (885 E Foothill Blvd., San Luis Obispo, CA 93405).

This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ G Brothers Smokehouse, J Ynocente Garcia, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-07-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, S. King, Deputy. Exp. 0307-27.

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FILE NO. 2022-0592 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/03/1997) New Filing The following person is doing business as, AIR DRY CO. OF AMERICA, 1740 Commerce Way, Paso Robles, CA 93446. San Luis Obispo County. Joslyn Sunbank Company, LLC (1000 Eaton Blvd., Cleveland, OH 44122). This business is conducted by A OH Limited Liability Company /s/ Joslyn Sunbank Company, LLC, Lizbeth L. Wright, Vice President and Secretary. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-07-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, N. Balseiro, Deputy. Exp. 03-07-27.

March 17, 24, 31, & April 7, 2022

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FILE NO. 2022-0594 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as, PASO ROBLES BAKERY AND DELI, 3328 Spring St. Unit 103, Paso Robles, CA 93446. San Luis Obispo County. Rita Ochoa (155 Leeds Ave., King City, CA 93930). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Rita Ochoa.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-07-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, S. King, Deputy. Exp. 03-07-27.

March 10, 17, 24, & 31, 2022

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FILE NO. 2022-0595 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (02/16/2022) New Filing The following person is doing business as, PHIL’S CATERING SERVICE, 8030 Santa Rosa Road, Atascadero, CA 93442. San Luis Obispo County. Catherine Winona Vierra (8030 Santa Rosa Road, Atascadero, CA 93442). This business is conducted by A Trust /s/ Catherine Winona Vierra, Trustee of the Gary D. Vierra Revocable Trust. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-07-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, S. King, Deputy. Exp. 0307-27.

March 17, 24, 31, & April 7, 2022

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FILE NO. 2022-0596 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (03/04/2022) New Filing The following person is doing business as, 530 HARLOE RWTL, 530 Harloe RWTL, Pismo Beach, CA 93449. San Luis Obispo County.

Shana Fried, Rita Darlene Turner (530 Harloe RWTL, Pismo Beach, CA 93449). This business is conducted by A Married Couple /s/ Shana Fried. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-07-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, S. King, Deputy. Exp. 0307-27.

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FILE NO. 2022-0604 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (02/01/2022) New Filing The following person is doing business as, HEADSTRONG ATASCADERO, 7175 El Camino Real, Atascadero, CA 93422. San Luis Obispo County. Headstrong Fit LLC (1237 Archer Street San Luis Obispo, CA 93401), Robert Harper (400 Harsin Lane, Santa Maria, CA 93455). This business is conducted by A General Partnership /s/ Headstrong Fit LLC, Robert McLaughlin, CEO. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-08-22.

I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, A. Webster, Deputy.

Exp. 03-08-27.

March 17, 24, 31, & April 7, 2022

FILE NO. 2022-0597 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (03/07/2022) New Filing The following person is doing business as, MINDFUL MONEY STRATEGIES & INSURANCE SOLUTIONS, 1734 Paso Robles St., Oceano, CA 93445. San Luis Obispo County.

Melissa Brooke Gozukizil (1734 Paso Robles St., Oceano, CA 93445). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Melissa Gozukizil, CEO & Founder. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-0822. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, N. Balseiro, Deputy.

Exp. 03-08-27.

March 17, 24, 31, & April 7, 2022

FILE NO. 2022-0600 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (03/08/2022) New Filing The following person is doing business as, JAX JIGS, 833 Escuela Ct., San Luis Obispo, CA 93405.

San Luis Obispo County. Eric William McFarland, Mackenzie Ann McFarland (833 Escuela Ct., San Luis Obispo, CA 93405). This business is conducted by A Married Couple /s/ Eric William McFarland, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-08-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, M. Stiletto, Deputy. Exp. 03-08-27.

March 17, 24, 31, & April 7, 2022

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FILE NO. 2022-0601 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (10/20/2006) New Filing The following person is doing business as, CARRISA PLAINS HERITAGE ASSOCIATION, CARRISA PLAINS WOMEN’S CLUB, 10750 Carrisa Hwy., Santa Margarita, CA 93453. San Luis Obispo County.

Carrisa Plains Heritage Association (10520 Bitterwater Road, Santa Margarita, CA 93453). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Carrisa Plains Heritage Association, Jani Kasfeldt, Secretary/Treasurer. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-0822. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, S. Currens, Deputy.

Exp. 03-08-27.

March 17, 24, 31, & April 7, 2022

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FILE NO. 2022-0602 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (03/02/2022) New Filing The following person is doing business as, HOP ON BEER TOURS, BE HOPPY TOURS, 531 Patchett Rd., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401.

San Luis Obispo County. Lucky Girlz LLC (201 Thompson Road #9, Sedona, AZ 86336). This business is conducted by A AZ Limited Liability Company /s/ Lucky Girlz LLC, Susan F Moody, Managing Member. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-08-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, N. Balseiro, Deputy. Exp. 03-08-27.

March 17, 24, 31, & April 7, 2022

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FILE NO. 2022-0603 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (05/01/2016) New Filing The following person is doing business as, HEADSTRONG FIT, 1237 Archer Street San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Headstrong Fit LLC (1237 Archer Street San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ Headstrong Fit LLC, Robert McLaughlin, CEO. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-08-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, A. Webster, Deputy. Exp. 03-0827.

March 17, 24, 31, & April 7, 2022

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT FILE NO. 2022-0607 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (08/31/2000) New Filing The following person is doing business as, EXCLUSIVE PAINTING, 4775 Miramon Ave., Atascadero, CA 93422. San Luis Obispo County. Eric John Lorigo (4775 Miramon Ave., Atascadero, CA 93422). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Eric Lorigo, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-08-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, A. Bautista, Deputy. Exp. 03-08-27.

March 17, 24, 31, & April 7, 2022

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT FILE NO. 2022-0610 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (07/26/2007) New Filing The following person is doing business as, ASHBAUGH CONSTRUCTION AND LOCKSMITH, 1168 Pacific St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County.

Corey Steven Ashbaugh (1168 Pacific St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Corey Steven Ashbaugh, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-0922. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, A. Bautista, Deputy.

Exp. 03-09-27.

March 17, 24, 31, & April 7, 2022

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FILE NO. 2022-0611 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as, BUSHWACKER 1, 2805 Schoolhouse Ln., Apt. 3, Cambria, CA 93428. San Luis Obispo County. Gregorio Avila Celedon (2805 Schoolhouse Ln., Apt. 3, Cambria, CA 93428). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Gregorio Avila Celedon, Owner.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-09-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, M. Stiletto, Deputy. Exp. 03-09-27.

March 17, 24, 31, & April 7, 2022

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT FILE NO. 2022-0619 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/01/2007) New Filing The following person is doing business as, DLE CONSTRUCTION, 6515 Kathryn Drive, Cambria, CA 93428. San Luis Obispo County.

William Paul Platz (6515 Kathryn Drive, Cambria, CA 93428). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ William P. Platz, Owner.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-09-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, N. Balseiro, Deputy. Exp. 03-0927.

March 17, 24, 31, & April 7, 2022

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FILE NO. 2022-0624 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (04/17/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as, TAYLOR DEFENSE FIRM PC, 890 Osos Street, Suite G, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401.

San Luis Obispo County. Taylor Defense Firm PC (890 Osos Street, Suite G, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Taylor Defense Firm PC, Scott A. Taylor, Chief Executive Officer.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-10-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, N. Balseiro, Deputy. Exp. 03-10-27.

March 17, 24, 31, & April 7, 2022

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FILE NO. 2022-0629 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (03/07/2022) New Filing The following person is doing business as, SIERRAGIS, 901 Seabright Ave., Grover Beach, CA 93433. San Luis Obispo County.

Kevin Colgate Howen (901 Seabright Ave., Grover Beach, CA 93433). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Kevin Colgate Howen. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-10-22.

I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, N. Balseiro, Deputy. Exp. 03-10-27.

March 17, 24, 31, & April 7, 2022

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FILE NO. 2022-0633 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (09/01/2021) New Filing The following person is doing business as, MELEAH ROSE, 687 Buckley Rd., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County.

Meleah Rose Christensen (687 Buckley Rd., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Meleah R. Christensen. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-10-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, N. Balseiro, Deputy. Exp. 03-10-27.

March 17, 24, 31, & April 7, 2022

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2022-0634 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as, BLAST 825 TAPROOM, 733 Higuera Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. SLO Taps, LLC (241 S Broadway St. #101, Orcutt, CA 93455). This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ SLO Taps, LLC, Wendy Ferdinandi, Secretary.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-11-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, M. Stiletto, Deputy. Exp. 03-11-27.

March 17, 24, 31, & April 7, 2022

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FILE NO. 2022-0636 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (03/01/2014) New Filing The following person is doing business as, ANIMAL HOSPITAL OF SAN LUIS OBISPO, INC, 642 California Blvd., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Animal Hospital of San Luis Obispo, Inc. (642 California Blvd., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Animal Hospital of San Luis Obispo, Inc., Cody J. Lewis, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-11-22.

I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, N. Balseiro, Deputy. Exp. 03-11-27.

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LEGAL NOTICES FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2022-0644 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (03/09/2022) New Filing The following person is doing business as, COASTAL CLEANING SOLUTIONS, 2065 Harris St., Apt. B, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County.

Dixie Lyn Hulgan (2065 Harris St., Apt. B, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Dixie Lyn Hulgan, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-11-22.

I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, N. Balseiro, Deputy. Exp. 03-11-27.

March 17, 24, 31, & April 7, 2022

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2022-0645 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as, RACHELE MARIE PRODUCTIONS, 1285 Chaparral Circle, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County.

Rachele Marie Farmer (1285 Chaparral Circle, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Rachele M. Farmer. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-14-22.

I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, N. Balseiro, Deputy. Exp. 03-14-27.

March 17, 24, 31, & April 7, 2022

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2022-0646 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (07/07/2011) New Filing The following person is doing business as, ANDY’S WOOD FLOORS, 985 Soares Dr., Nipomo, CA 93444. San Luis Obispo County. Andres Zamora Belmontez (985 Soares Dr., Nipomo, CA 93444). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Andres Z. Belmontez, Owner.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-14-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, N. Balseiro, Deputy. Exp. 03-14-27.

March 17, 24, 31, & April 7, 2022

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2022-0649 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (03/14/2022) New Filing The following person is doing business as, GILL’S FOOD MART, 1490 W. Grand Ave., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. G&T Fuel Mart Inc. (1490 W. Grand Ave., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ G&T Fuel Mart Inc., Tony Tanous, Secretary.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-14-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, S. Currens, Deputy. Exp. 03-14-27.

March 17, 24, 31, & April 7, 2022

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2022-0650 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as, RGB ENTERPRISE, 200 Orchard Road, Nipomo, CA 93444. San Luis Obispo County.

Rudy Greg Barrios (200 Orchard Road, Nipomo, CA 93444). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Rudy g. Barrios.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-14-22. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk, N. Balseiro, Deputy. Exp. 03-14-27.

March 17, 24, 31, & April 7, 2022

LEGAL NOTICES IN THE SUPERIOR COURT OF THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA IN AND FOR THE COUNTY OF SAN LUIS OBISPO CAROL HERRERA Plaintiff V. KEITH JONES, an individual, and DOES 1 through 50, inclusive, Defendants.

Case No. 19CVP-0087 Assigned for all purposes to the Honorable Hernaldo Baltodano NOTICE OF SALE OF REAL PROPERTY Code of Civil Procedure §873.640 NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that the real property located at 9186 Avonne Avenue, San Simeon, San Luis Obispo County, CA 93452, shall be sold by court confirmation or to a successful bidder by auction at 9:00 a.m. on March 29, 2022, in Department P2 of the Superior Court, San Luis Obispo County, located at 901 Park Street, Paso Robles, CA 93446.

The terms of the sale are as follows: the opening bid shall be no less than $1,155,500.00, and payment shall be in cash or certified funds made payable to Lauren Butterfield, Referee, at the time of sale. Other terms of the sale and information on of the real property being sold may be reviewed at the Law Offices of Wilson & Wilson, 960 Toro Street, San Luis Obispo, California.

Dated: February 23, 2022 WILSON & WILSON /s/ Ann Bell Wilson, Attorney for Lauren Butterfield, Referee Ann Bell Wilson (107424) WILSON & WILSON 960 Toro Street San Luis Obispo, CA 93401 Telephone: 805-546-8098 Ann@WilsonandWilsonLaw.com Attorney for Referee Lauren Butterfield

March 3, 10, & 17, 2022

ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME CASE NUMBER: 21CV-0694

To all interested persons: Petitioner: Sonci Rae Lancaster filed a petition with this court for a decree changing names as follows: PRESENT NAME: Sonci Rae Lancaster to PROPOSED NAME: Soncia Rae Maven Carson Maule THE COURT ORDERS: that all persons interested in this matter appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objection that includes the reasons for the objection at least two days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted.

If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing.

NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: April 13th, 2022, Time: 9:00 am, Dept. 9 Via Zoom at the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, 1035 Palm St. Rm. 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408.

A copy of this Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: New Times Date: December 06, 2021 /s/: Rita C. Federman, Judge of the Superior Court March 17, 24, 31, & April 7, 2022

LEGAL NOTICES NOTICE OF PETITION TO ADMINISTER ESTATE OF: CAROL KARBER aka CAROL ANN KARBER DECEDENT CASE NUMBER: 22PR-0058

To all heirs, beneficiaries, creditors, contingent creditors, and persons who may otherwise be interested in the will or estate, or both, of: CAROL KARBER aka CAROL ANN KARBER A PETITION FOR PROBATE has been filed by JOHN BILCZEWSKI in the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo.

The Petition for Probate requests that JOHN BILCZEWSKI be appointed as personal representative to administer the estate of the decedent.

THE PETITION requests authority to administer the estate under the Independent Administration of Estates Act. (This authority will allow the personal representative to take many actions without obtaining court approval. Before taking certain very important actions, however, the personal representative will be required to give notice to interested persons unless they have waived notice or consented to the proposed action.) The independent administration authority will be granted unless an interested person files an objection to the petition and shows good cause why the court should not grant the authority.

A HEARING on the petition will be held in this court as follows: May 3, 2022 at 9:00 a.m. in Dept.: 9 VIA ZOOM, in the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, located at 1035 Palm Street, Room 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408.

IF YOU OBJECT to the granting of the petition, you should appear at the hearing and state your objections or file written objections with the court before the hearing. Your appearance may be in person or by your attorney.

IF YOU ARE A CREDITOR or a contingent creditor of the decedent, you must file your claim with the court and mail a copy to the personal representative appointed by the court within the later of either (1) four months from the date of first issuance of letters to a general personal representative, as defined in section 58(b) of the California Probate Code, or (2) 60 days from the date of mailing or personal delivery to you of notice under section 9052 of the California Probate Code. Other California statutes and legal authority may affect your rights as a creditor.

You may want to consult with an attorney knowledgeable in California law.

YOU MAY EXAMINE the file kept by the court. If you are a person interested in the estate, you may file with the court a formal Request for Special Notice (form DE-154) of the filing of an inventory and appraisal of estate assets or of any petition or account as provided in Probate Code section 1250. A Request for Special Notice form is available from the court clerk.

Attorney for Petitioner: Law Office of Johnson, Murphy & Jones, Inc. 928 W. Grand Avenue Grover Beach, CA 93433 805-489-4111 March 3, 10, & 17, 2022

STATEMENT OF ABANDONMENT OF USE OF FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME

NEW FILE NO. 2022-0390 OLD FILE NO. 2020-2167 Boondoggle Goods, 309 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401.

San Luis Obispo County. The fictitious business name referred to above was filed in San Luis Obispo County on 10/26/2020. The following person(s) has abandoned the use of the fictitious business name: Brian Louis Espy (309 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business was conducted by An Individual /s/ Brian Louis Espy, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 02-15-2022. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk. By S. King, Deputy Clerk.

February 24, March 3, 10, & 17, 2022

LEGAL NOTICES NOTICE OF PETITION TO ADMINISTER ESTATE OF: JEFFERY JAMES KULL DECEDENT CASE NUMBER: 22PR-0073

To all heirs, beneficiaries, creditors, contingent creditors, and persons who may otherwise be interested in the will or estate, or both, of: JEFFERY JAMES KULL A PETITION FOR PROBATE has been filed by RICHARD LAMBERT in the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo.

The Petition for Probate requests that RICHARD LAMBERT be appointed as personal representative to administer the estate of the decedent.

THE PETITION requests the decedent’s will and codicils, if any, be admitted to probate. The will and any codicils are available for examination in the file kept by the court.

THE PETITION requests authority to administer the estate under the Independent Administration of Estates Act. (This authority will allow the personal representative to take many actions without obtaining court approval. Before taking certain very important actions, however, the personal representative will be required to give notice to interested persons unless they have waived notice or consented to the proposed action.) The independent administration authority will be granted unless an interested person files an objection to the petition and shows good cause why the court should not grant the authority.

A HEARING on the petition will be held in this court as follows: May 17, 2022 at 9:00 a.m. in Dept.: 9 VIA ZOOM, in the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, located at 1035 Palm Street, Room 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408.

IF YOU OBJECT to the granting of the petition, you should appear at the hearing and state your objections or file written objections with the court before the hearing. Your appearance may be in person or by your attorney.

IF YOU ARE A CREDITOR or a contingent creditor of the decedent, you must file your claim with the court and mail a copy to the personal representative appointed by the court within the later of either (1) four months from the date of first issuance of letters to a general personal representative, as defined in section 58(b) of the California Probate Code, or (2) 60 days from the date of mailing or personal delivery to you of notice under section 9052 of the California Probate Code. Other California statutes and legal authority may affect your rights as a creditor.

You may want to consult with an attorney knowledgeable in California law.

YOU MAY EXAMINE the file kept by the court. If you are a person interested in the estate, you may file with the court a formal Request for Special Notice (form DE-154) of the filing of an inventory and appraisal of estate assets or of any petition or account as provided in Probate Code section 1250. A Request for Special Notice form is available from the court clerk.

Attorney for Petitioner: Russell S. Read SB#108921 3120 Rogers Cambria, CA 93428 805-927-2344 March 17, 24, & 31, 2022

STATEMENT OF ABANDONMENT OF USE OF FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME NEW FILE NO. 2022-0411 OLD FILE NO. 2021-0253

Kestly Corporate Apparel, 1460 Ash Street, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. The fictitious business name referred to above was filed in San Luis Obispo County on 02/01/2021. The following person(s) has abandoned the use of the fictitious business name: Jeanne M Pleasant (1460 Ash Street, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business was conducted by An Individual /s/ Jeannie Pleasant, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 02-16-2022. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk. By S. Currens, Deputy Clerk.

February 24, March 3, 10, & 17, 2022

LEGAL NOTICES NOTICE OF PETITION TO ADMINISTER ESTATE OF: MYRTLE MAE MILES DECEDENT CASE NUMBER: 22PR-0046

LEGAL NOTICES NOTICE OF PETITION TO ADMINISTER ESTATE OF: REBEKAH EDWARDS DECEDENT CASE NUMBER: 22PR-0061

To all heirs, beneficiaries, creditors, contingent creditors, and persons who may otherwise be interested in the will or estate, or both, of: MYRTLE MAE MILES A PETITION FOR PROBATE has been filed by MARION MOUTON in the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo.

The Petition for Probate requests that MARION MOUTON be appointed as personal representative to administer the estate of the decedent.

THE PETITION requests authority to administer the estate under the Independent Administration of Estates Act. (This authority will allow the personal representative to take many actions without obtaining court approval. Before taking certain very important actions, however, the personal representative will be required to give notice to interested persons unless they have waived notice or consented to the proposed action.) The independent administration authority will be granted unless an interested person files an objection to the petition and shows good cause why the court should not grant the authority.

A HEARING on the petition will be held in this court as follows: April 19, 2022 at 9:00 a.m. in Dept.: 9 VIA ZOOM, in the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, located at 1035 Palm Street, Room 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408.

IF YOU OBJECT to the granting of the petition, you should appear at the hearing and state your objections or file written objections with the court before the hearing.

Your appearance may be in person or by your attorney.

IF YOU ARE A CREDITOR or a contingent creditor of the decedent, you must file your claim with the court and mail a copy to the personal representative appointed by the court within the later of either (1) four months from the date of first issuance of letters to a general personal representative, as defined in section 58(b) of the California Probate Code, or (2) 60 days from the date of mailing or personal delivery to you of notice under section 9052 of the California Probate Code. Other California statutes and legal authority may affect your rights as a creditor. You may want to consult with an attorney knowledgeable in California law.

YOU MAY EXAMINE the file kept by the court. If you are a person interested in the estate, you may file with the court a formal Request for Special Notice (form DE-154) of the filing of an inventory and appraisal of estate assets or of any petition or account as provided in Probate Code section 1250. A Request for Special Notice form is available from the court clerk.

To all heirs, beneficiaries, creditors, contingent creditors, and persons who may otherwise be interested in the will or estate, or both, of: REBEKAH EDWARDS A PETITION FOR PROBATE has been filed by RICHARD STRENGBERG in the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo.

The Petition for Probate requests that RICHARD STRENGBERG be appointed as personal representative to administer the estate of the decedent.

THE PETITION requests authority to administer the estate under the Independent Administration of Estates Act. (This authority will allow the personal representative to take many actions without obtaining court approval. Before taking certain very important actions, however, the personal representative will be required to give notice to interested persons unless they have waived notice or consented to the proposed action.) The independent administration authority will be granted unless an interested person files an objection to the petition and shows good cause why the court should not grant the authority.

A HEARING on the petition will be held in this court as follows: May 3, 2022 at 9:00 a.m. in Dept.: 9 VIA ZOOM, in the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, located at 1035 Palm Street, Room 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408.

IF YOU OBJECT to the granting of the petition, you should appear at the hearing and state your objections or file written objections with the court before the hearing.

Your appearance may be in person or by your attorney.

IF YOU ARE A CREDITOR or a contingent creditor of the decedent, you must file your claim with the court and mail a copy to the personal representative appointed by the court within the later of either (1) four months from the date of first issuance of letters to a general personal representative, as defined in section 58(b) of the California Probate Code, or (2) 60 days from the date of mailing or personal delivery to you of notice under section 9052 of the California Probate Code. Other California statutes and legal authority may affect your rights as a creditor. You may want to consult with an attorney knowledgeable in California law.

YOU MAY EXAMINE the file kept by the court. If you are a person interested in the estate, you may file with the court a formal Request for Special Notice (form DE-154) of the filing of an inventory and appraisal of estate assets or of any petition or account as provided in Probate Code section 1250. A Request for Special Notice form is available from the court clerk.

Attorney for Petitioner: Law Office of Martha B. Spalding 215 South Main Street Templeton, CA 93465 805-434-2138 March 10, 17, & 24, 2022

Attorney for Petitioner: John B. Merzon 1400 Railroad Street, Suite 103 Paso Robles, CA 93446 805-242-4414 March 10, 17, & 24, 2022

STATEMENT OF ABANDONMENT OF USE OF FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME

STATEMENT OF ABANDONMENT OF USE OF FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME

NEW FILE NO. 2022-0475 OLD FILE NO. 2020-0323

NEW FILE NO. 2022-0593 OLD FILE NO. 2017-1220

Nail Image, 534 W Tefft Street, Nipomo, CA 93444. San Luis Obispo County. The fictitious business name referred to above was filed in San Luis Obispo County on 02/06/2020. The following person(s) has abandoned the use of the fictitious business name: Jimmy Hau Pham, Katie Giang Pham (110 S. Mesa Rd., Nipomo, CA 93444). This business was conducted by A General Partnership /s/ Jimmy H. Pham, Owner.

This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 02-24-2022. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office.

(Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk.

By N. Balseiro, Deputy Clerk.

March 3, 10, 17, & 24, 2022

Paso Robles Bakery, 3328 Spring St. Unit 103, Paso Robles, CA 93446. San Luis Obispo County. The fictitious business name referred to above was filed in San Luis Obispo County on 05/15/2017. The following person(s) has abandoned the use of the fictitious business name: Jose Alberto Ochoa (209 Broadway St., King City, CA 93930).

This business was conducted

by An Individual /s/ Jose Alberto Ochoa. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-07-2022. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk. By S. King, Deputy Clerk.

March 10, 17, 24, & 31, 2022

LEGAL NOTICES NOTICE OF SALE OF ABANDONED PERSONAL PROPERTY

Notice is given that undersigned intends to sell the personal property described below to enforce a lien imposed on said property pursuant to sections 21701-21716 of the Business and Professions Code, Section 2328 of the Commercial Code, Section 535 of the Penal Code and provisions of the Civil Code. “SuperStorage”, 2050 22nd St., Oceano, CA 93445, will sell by competitive bidding ending on or after March 28th, 2022 on or after 10:00 A.M., property in storage units. Auction is to be held online at www.storagetreasures. com.

Property to be sold includes, but is not limited to: Bookshelves, dressers, washers & dryers, desks, beds, tables and chairs, bed frames, mattresses, kitchen utensils, kitchenware, pots and pans, appliances, furnishings, clothing, household items, luggage, stereo equipment, cabinets, sporting equipment, fishing gear, camping gear, tools, construction equipment, computers, monitors, printers, toys, TV’S, bicycles, golf clubs, surf boards, office furniture, personal items, possible collectibles/antiques and boxed items contents unknown, belonging to the following: Jesus Blanco (10X10) Travis Camara (10X10) Staci Zaragoza (8X10) Dawn Kenoyer (10X10 Elliot J Tuleja ( (10X10) Purchases must be paid for at time of sale in CASH ONLY. All purchased items sold as is, where is. Items must be removed at the time of sale. Sale is subject to cancellation in the event of settlement between owner and obligated party.

Advertiser reserves the right to bid.

Dated this 7th day of March, 2022 Auction by StorageTreasures.com Phone (855)722-8853 SuperStorage (805) 474-4445 March 17 & 24, 2022

ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME CASE NUMBER: 22CV-0094

To all interested persons: Petitioner: Julia Christine Koester filed a petition with this court for a decree changing names as follows: PRESENT NAME: Julia Christine Koester to PROPOSED NAME: Jules Alexander Koester THE COURT ORDERS: that all persons interested in this matter appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted.

Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objection that includes the reasons for the objection at least two days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing.

NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: April 20, 2022, Time: 9:00 am, Dept.

D9 Via Zoom at the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, 1035 Palm St. Rm. 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408.

A copy of this Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: New Times Date: February 28, 2022 /s/: Tana L. Coates, Judge of the Superior Court March 10, 17, 24, & 31, 2022

Public Notice

Notice of Intent to demolish single family home at 570 Pacific Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. If you claim an interest in moving this building you must contact Chris Knauer at cknauer243@aol.com.

March 17, April 7, & 28, 2022

LEGAL NOTICES NOTICE OF TRUSTEE’S SALE T.S. No. 092938-CA APN: 003-737-004

IMPORTANT NOTICE TO PROPERTY OWNER: YOU ARE IN DEFAULT UNDER A DEED OF TRUST, DATED 6/2/2005. UNLESS YOU TAKE ACTION TO PROTECT YOUR PROPERTY, IT MAY BE SOLD AT A PUBLIC SALE. IF YOU NEED AN EXPLANATION OF THE NATURE OF THE PROCEEDING AGAINST YOU, YOU SHOULD CONTACT A LAWYER On 4/12/2022 at 11:00 AM, CLEAR RECON CORP, as duly appointed trustee under and pursuant to Deed of Trust recorded 6/28/2005 as Instrument No. 2005052383 of Official Records in the office of the County Recorder of San Luis Obispo County, State of CALIFORNIA executed by: JAMES M. CULLINS, A SINGLE MAN WILL SELL AT PUBLIC AUCTION TO HIGHEST BIDDER FOR CASH, CASHIER’S CHECK DRAWN ON A STATE OR NATIONAL BANK, A CHECK DRAWN BY A STATE OR FEDERAL CREDIT UNION, OR A CHECK DRAWN BY A STATE OR FEDERAL SAVINGS AND LOAN ASSOCIATION, SAVINGS ASSOCIATION, OR SAVINGS BANK SPECIFIED IN SECTION 5102 OF THE FINANCIAL CODE AND AUTHORIZED TO DO BUSINESS IN THIS STATE; IN THE BREEZEWAY ADJACENT TO THE COUNTY GENERAL SERVICES BUILDING, 1087 SANTA ROSA STREET, SAN LUIS OBISPO, CA 93408 all right, title and interest conveyed to and now held by it under said Deed of Trust in the property situated in said County and State described as: MORE ACCURATELY DESCRIBED IN SAID DEED OF TRUST. The street address and other common designation, if any, of the real property described above is purported to be: 477 - 477 1/2 HIGH STREET, SAN LUIS OBISPO, CA 93401 The undersigned Trustee disclaims any liability for any incorrectness of the street address and other common designation, if any, shown herein. Said sale will be held, but without covenant or warranty, express or implied, regarding title, possession, condition, or encumbrances, including fees, charges and expenses of the Trustee and of the trusts created by said Deed of Trust, to pay the remaining principal sums of the note(s) secured by said Deed of Trust. The total amount of the unpaid balance of the obligation secured by the property to be sold and reasonable estimated costs, expenses and advances at the time of the initial publication of the Notice of Sale is: $117,733.38 If the Trustee is unable to convey title for any reason, the successful bidder’s sole and exclusive remedy shall be the return of monies paid to the Trustee, and the successful bidder shall have no further recourse. The beneficiary under said Deed of Trust heretofore executed and delivered to the undersigned a written Declaration of Default and Demand for Sale, and a written Notice of Default and Election to Sell. The undersigned or its predecessor caused said Notice of Default and Election to Sell to be recorded in the county where the real property is located. NOTICE TO POTENTIAL BIDDERS: If you are considering bidding on this property lien, you should understand that there are risks involved in bidding at a trustee auction. You will be bidding on a lien, not on the property itself.

Placing the highest bid at a trustee auction does not automatically entitle you to free and clear ownership of the property. You should also be aware that the lien being auctioned off may be a junior lien.

If you are the highest bidder at the auction, you are or may be responsible for paying off all liens senior to the lien being auctioned off, before you can receive clear title to the property. You are encouraged to investigate the existence, priority, and size of outstanding liens that may exist on this property by contacting the county recorder’s office or a title insurance company, either of which may charge you a fee for this information. If you consult either of these resources, you should be aware that the same lender may hold more than one mortgage or deed of trust on the property. NOTICE TO PROPERTY OWNER: The sale date shown on this notice of sale may be postponed one or more times by the mortgagee, beneficiary, trustee, or a court, pursuant to Section 2924g of the California Civil Code.

The law requires that information about trustee sale postponements be made available to you and to the public, as a courtesy to those not present at the sale. If you wish to learn whether your sale date

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has been postponed, and, if applicable, the rescheduled time and date for the sale of this property, you may call (844) 477-7869 or visit this Internet Web site WWW. STOXPOSTING.COM, using the file number assigned to this case 092938-CA. Information about postponements that are very short in duration or that occur close in time to the scheduled sale may not immediately be reflected in the telephone information or on the Internet Web site. The best way to verify postponement information is to attend the scheduled sale.

NOTICE TO TENANT: Effective January 1, 2021, you may have a right to purchase this property after the trustee auction pursuant to Section 2924m of the California Civil Code. If you are an “eligible tenant buyer,” you can purchase the property if you match the last and highest bid placed at the trustee auction. If you are an “eligible bidder,” you may be able to purchase the property if you exceed the last and highest bid placed at the trustee auction. There are three steps to exercising this right of purchase. First, 48 hours after the date of the trustee sale, you can call (855) 313-3319, or visit this internet website www.clearreconcorp.com, using the file number assigned to this case 092938-CA to find the date on which the trustee’s sale was held, the amount of the last and highest bid, and the address of the trustee. Second, you must send a written notice of intent to place a bid so that the trustee receives it no more than 15 days after the trustee’s sale. Third, you must submit a bid so that the trustee receives it no more than 45 days after the trustee’s sale.

If you think you may qualify as an “eligible tenant buyer” or “eligible bidder,” you should consider contacting an attorney or appropriate real estate professional immediately for advice regarding this potential right to purchase. FOR SALES INFORMATION: (844) 4777869 CLEAR RECON CORP 4375 Jutland Drive San Diego, California 92117 March 10, 17, & 24, 2022

NOTICE OF TRUSTEE’S SALE TS 42074 Ln THAO TO 1936135CAD

YOU ARE IN DEFAULT UNDER A DEED OF TRUST DATED 3/27/2018. UNLESS YOU TAKE ACTION TO PROTECT YOUR PROPERTY, IT MAY BE SOLD AT A PUBLIC SALE. IF YOU NEED AN EXPLANATION OF THE NATURE OF THE PROCEEDING AGAINST YOU, YOU SHOULD CONTACT A LAWYER. A public auction sale to the highest bidder for cash, cashier’s check drawn on a state or national bank, check drawn by a state or federal credit union, or a check drawn by a state or federal savings and loan association, or savings association, or savings bank specified in Section 5102 of the Financial Code and authorized to do business in this state will be held by the duly appointed trustee as shown below, of all right, title, and interest conveyed to and now held by the trustee in the hereinafter described property under and pursuant to a Deed of Trust described below. NOTICE: ALL AMERICAN FORECLOSURE SERVICE, AS TRUSTEE, WILL NOT ACCEPT THIRD PARTY ENDORSED CASHIER’S CHECKS. ALL CASHIER’S CHECKS MUST BE PAYABLE DIRECTLY TO ALL AMERICAN FORECLOSURE SERVICE. The sale will be made, but without covenant or warranty, expressed or implied, regarding title, possession, or encumbrances, to pay the remaining principal sum of the note(s) secured by the Deed of Trust, with interest and late charges thereon, as provided in the note(s), advances, under the terms of the Deed of Trust, interest thereon, fees, charges and expenses of the Trustee for the total amount (at the time of the initial publication of the Notice of Sale) reasonably estimated to be set forth below. The amount may be greater on the day of sale. Trustor: Xai Thao, a single man, Duly Appointed Trustee: All American Foreclosure Service. Recorded 4/16/2018 as Instrument No. 2018015031 of Official Records in the office of the Recorder of San Luis Obispo County, California. Date of Sale: 4/7/2022 at 11:00 AM. Place of Sale: In the breezeway adjacent to the County General Services Bldg. located at 1087 Santa Rosa St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. Amount of unpaid balance and other charges: $72,205.58. Street Address or other common designation of real property: VACAN LAND. A.P.N.:

082-221-017 Legal Description: Lot 143 in Unit 33, California Valley, as per Record of Survey recorded in Book 11 of Records of Survey, Page 108, Records of said County, together with a nonexclusive easement for ingress and egress over, along and across the streets as referred to and shown on all recorded Records of Survey of Units of California Valley.

Excepting therefrom an undivided one percent (1%) interest of all oil, gas and/or other hydrocarbon substance which may be produced and saved from said lands as reserved by Goldtree Investment Co., in Deed dated April 25, 1936 and recorded November 23, 1936 in Book 204, Page 416 of Official Records. Also excepting therefrom forty-nine percent (49%) of all oil, gas and other hydrocarbon substances lying in, under or upon said property lying be a depth of five hundred (500) feet from the surface but without right of surface entry, as reserved by security title Insurance Company, a Corporation in Deed recorded August 27, 1969 in Book 1529, Page 135 of Official Records.The undersigned Trustee disclaims any liability for any incorrectness of the street address or other common designation, if any, shown above. If no street address or other common designation is shown, directions to the location of the property may be obtained by sending a written request to the beneficiary within 10 days of the date of first publication of this Notice of Sale notice to: All American Foreclosure Service, 1363 Marsh Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. If the Trustee is unable to convey title for any reason, the successful bidder’s sole and exclusive remedy shall be the return of the monies paid to the trustee and the successful bidder shall have no recourse. If the sale is set aside for any reason, the Purchaser at the sale shall be entitled only to a return of the deposit paid. The Purchaser shall have no further recourse against the Mortgagor, the Mortgagee, or the Mortgagee’s Attorney. NOTICE TO POTENTIAL BIDDERS: If you are considering bidding on this property lien, you should understand that there are risks involved in bidding at a trustee auction. You will be bidding on a lien, not on the property itself. Placing the highest bid at a trustee auction does not automatically entitle you to free and clear ownership of the property. You should also be aware that the lien being auctioned off may be a junior lien. If you are the highest bidder at the auction, you are or may be responsible for paying off all liens senior to the lien being auctioned off, before you can receive clear title to the property.

You are encouraged to investigate the existence, priority, and size of outstanding liens that may exist on this property by contacting the county recorder’s office or a title insurance company, either of which may charge you a fee for this information. If you consult either of these resources, you should be aware that the same lender may hold more than one mortgage or deed of trust on the property.

NOTICE TO PROPERTY OWNER: The sale date shown on this notice of sale may be postponed one or more times by the mortgagee, beneficiary, trustee, or a court, pursuant to Section 2924g of the California Civil Code. The law requires that information about trustee sale postponements be made available to you and to the public, as a courtesy to those not present at the sale. If you wish to learn whether your sale date has been postponed, and, if applicable, the rescheduled time and date for the sale of this property, you may call (805) 543-7088 or visit this Internet Web site www.eloandata.com, using the file number assigned to this case 42074. Information about postponements that are very short in duration or that occur close in time to the scheduled sale may not immediately be reflected in the telephone information or on the Internet Web site. The best way to verify postponement information is to attend the scheduled sale. NOTICE TO TENANT: You may have a right to purchase this property after the trustee auction pursuant to Section 2924m of the California Civil Code. If you are an “eligible tenant buyer,” you can purchase the property if you match the last and highest bid placed at the trustee auction. If you are an “eligible bidder,” you may be able to purchase the property if you exceed the last and highest bid placed at the trustee auction.

There are three steps to exercising this right of purchase. First, 48 hours after the date of the trustee sale, you can call (805) 543-7088,

LEGAL NOTICES or visit this internet website www. eloandata.com, using the file number assigned to this case 42074 to find the date on which the trustee’s sale was held, the amount of the last and highest bid, and the address of the trustee. Second, you must send a written notice of intent to place a bid so that the trustee receives it no more than 15 days after the trustee’s sale. Third, you must submit a bid so that the trustee receives it no more than 45 days after the trustee’s sale.

If you think you may qualify as an “eligible tenant buyer” or “eligible bidder,” you should consider contacting an attorney or appropriate real estate professional immediately for advice regarding this potential right to purchase. Date: 3/9/2022. All American Foreclosure Service, 1363 Marsh Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401 (805) 543-7088. Sheryle A. Machado, Certified Trustee Sale Officer March 17, 24, & 31, 2022

ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME CASE NUMBER: 22CV-0080

To all interested persons: Petitioner: Jennifer Marie Davidge filed a petition with this court for a decree changing names as follows: PRESENT NAME: Cyniya Maelynne Frances Bradford to PROPOSED NAME: Cyniya Maelynne Frances Davidge THE COURT ORDERS: that all persons interested in this matter appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted.

Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objection that includes the reasons for the objection at least two days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing.

NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: April 6, 2022, Time: 9:00 am, Dept.

D9 Via Zoom at the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, 1050 Monterey St. San Luis Obispo, CA 93408. A copy of this Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: New Times Date: February 17, 2022 /s/: Tana L. Coates, Judge of the Superior Court February 24, March 3, 10, & 17, 2022.

ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME CASE NUMBER: 22CV-0092

To all interested persons: Petitioner: Cynthia Louise Binkele filed a petition with this court for a decree changing names as follows: PRESENT NAME: Cynthia Louise Binkele to PROPOSED NAME: Cynthia Louise Sparks THE COURT ORDERS: that all persons interested in this matter appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted.

Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objection that includes the reasons for the objection at least two days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing.

NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: April 20, 2022, Time: 9:00 am, Dept.

D9 Via Zoom at the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, 1050 Monterey St. Room 220, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408.

A copy of this Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: New Times Date: February 28, 2022 /s/: Tana L. Coates, Judge of the Superior Court March 10, 17, 24, & 31, 2022

LEGAL NOTICES ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME CASE NUMBER: 22CVP-0019

To all interested persons: Petitioner: Spencer David McNamee filed a petition with this court for a decree changing names as follows: PRESENT NAME: Spencer David McNamee to PROPOSED NAME: Spencer David MacNamee, PRESENT NAME: Tara Madonna McNamee to PROPOSED NAME: Tara Madonna MacNamee, PRESENT NAME: Monroe Rowly McNamee to PROPOSED NAME: Monroe Rowly MacNamee THE COURT ORDERS: that all persons interested in this matter appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objection that includes the reasons for the objection at least two days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing.

NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: March 16, 2022, Time: 9:30 am, Dept. P2 Via Zoom at the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, 901 Park Street, Paso Robles, CA 93446. A copy of this Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: New Times Date: January 11, 2022 /s/: Hernaldo J. Baltodano, Judge of the Superior Court February 24, March 3, 10, & 17, 2022.

ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME CASE NUMBER: 22CVP-0038

To all interested persons: Petitioner: Amanda Lore Carpenter filed a petition with this court for a decree changing names as follows: PRESENT NAME: Amanda Lore Carpenter to PROPOSED NAME: Amanda Lore Lovelace THE COURT ORDERS: that all persons interested in this matter appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objection that includes the reasons for the objection at least two days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing.

NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: March 23, 2022, Time: 9:30 am, Dept. P2 Via Zoom at the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, 901 Park Street, Paso Robles, CA 93446. A copy of this Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: New Times Date: February 7, 2022 /s/: Hernaldo J. Baltodano, Judge of the Superior Court February 24, March 3, 10, & 17, 2022.

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CULTURAL HERITAGE COMMITTEE PUBLIC HEARING The San Luis Obispo Cultural Heritage Committee will hold a Regular Meeting, Monday, March 28, 2022, at 5:30 p.m. via teleconference. Pursuant to Executive Orders N-60-20 and N-08-21 executed by the Governor of California, and subsequently Assembly Bill 361, enacted in response to the state of emergency relating to novel coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19) and enabling teleconferencing accommodations by suspending or waiving specified provisions in the Ralph M. Brown Act (Government Code § 54950 et seq.), committee members and members of the public may participate in this meeting by teleconference. There will be no physical location for the public to view the meeting.

Public comment, prior to the start of the meeting, may be submitted in writing via U.S. Mail to the City Clerk’s Office at 990 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401 or by email to advisorybodies@slocity.org.

PUBLIC HEARING ITEM: •

Review of a proposed addition to the Biddle House, a Master List Resource in the City’s Inventory of Historic Resources, to install an elevator from the ground floor up to the third floor, including minor alterations to the side entry and roofline of the west elevation of the building, and addition of windows and trim to the south building elevation (exempt from CEQA environmental review).; Project Address: 559 Pismo Street; Case #: ARCH-0121-2022; Zone: R-3; Richard & Adian Lenz; owner/applicant.

COMMUNITY DEVELOPMENT DIRECTOR’S SUBDIVISION HEARING The City of San Luis Obispo’s Community Development Director will hold a public hearing at 1:30 p.m. on Monday, March 28, 2022, to consider the item listed below via teleconference. Pursuant to Executive Orders N-60-20 and N-08-21 executed by the Governor of California, and subsequently Assembly Bill 361, enacted in response to the state of emergency relating to novel coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19) and enabling teleconferencing accommodations by suspending or waiving specified provisions in the Ralph M. Brown Act (Government Code § 54950 et seq.), commissioners and members of the public may participate in this regular meeting by teleconference.

Meetings can be viewed by joining the webinar or visiting the City’s electronic archive the day after the meeting to view the recording. Webinar registration details will be available on the agenda and the archive can be accessed from the City’s website at: https://opengov.slocity.org/ WebLink/Browse.aspx?id=116937&dbid=0&repo=CityClerk Public comment may be submitted in writing via U.S. Mail to the City Clerk’s Office at 990 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401 or by email to advisorybodies@slocity.org 1. 1545 Higuera St. SBDV-0732-2021; Review of a Tentative Map for Minor Subdivision of one parcel into two parcels (exempt from CEQA environmental review); O zone and C/OS-5 zone; The Steven and Rosalee Goodman Family Trust and DS Gin Trust, applicants. (Walter Oetzell)

Applications to make minor changes to the properties at the addresses listed below have been received by the City.

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237 Catalina Drive. DIR-0028-2022; A request for exceptions from the maximum permitted floor area and height standards for Accessory Dwelling Units (ADU), to allow establishment of an ADU measuring 1,000 square feet in floor area and 25 feet in height (exempt from CEQA environmental review); R-1 Zone; Greg and Maureen Rehs, applicants. (Walter Oetzell) 1904 Broad St. HOME-0089-2022; Review of a homestay rental application to allow short-term rental (such as AirBNB) of an owner-occupied singlefamily residence. This project is categorically exempt from environmental review (CEQA); C-N zone; Debra Silvestre, applicant. (Graham Bultema)

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2038 Swazey St. HOME-0092-2022; Review of a homestay rental application to allow short-term rental (such as AirBNB) of an owner-occupied single-family residence. This project is categorically exempt from environmental review (CEQA); R-2 zone; Daniel Dal Porto, applicant. (Graham Bultema)

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261 Branch St. HOME-0096-2022; Review of a homestay rental application to allow short-term rental (such as AirBNB) of an owner-occupied single-family residence. This project is categorically exempt from environmental review (CEQA); R-2 zone; James & Victoria Mudge, applicants. (Graham Bultema)

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1100 Atascadero St. HOME-0110-2022; Review of a homestay rental application to allow short-term rental (such as AirBNB) of an owner-occupied single-family residence. This project is categorically exempt from environmental review (CEQA); R-1 zone; Ben Potter, applicant. (Graham Bultema)

The Community Development Director will either approve or deny these applications no sooner than March 28, 2022.

The Director’s decision may be appealed, and must be filed with the appropriate appeal fee within 10 days of the Director’s action. For more information, contact the City of San Luis Obispo Community Development Department, 919 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401, stop by Monday and Wednesday between 1 p.m. – 4 p.m. and Tuesday and Thursday between 9 a.m. – 12 p.m., or call (805) 781-7170, weekdays, 8 a.m. – 3 p.m.

March 17, 2022

CONDITIONS: Materials shall be of good commercial quality for the intended service and shall be produced by use of current manufacturing processes. Material shall be treated to resist rust, corrosion, and wear.

The design of the mechanical members shall be such that the stress imposed through normal shock loads at maximum engine torque shall not cause rupture or permeate deformation or undue wear on any member.

PLEASE NOTE: Any court challenge to the actions taken on this item may be limited to considering only those issues raised at the public hearing described in this notice, or in written correspondence delivered to the City of San Luis Obispo prior to the public hearing.

NOTICE OF PUBLIC HEARING BOARD OF SUPERVISORS WHO:

San Luis Obispo County Board of Supervisors

WHEN:

Tuesday, April 5, 2022, at 5:00 p.m.

WHAT:

Hearing to provide direction on the proposed language for a County Charter, to be submitted by the voters, regarding the appointment process for County elected positions. All Districts.

WHERE: The hearing will be held in the San Luis Obispo County Board of Supervisors Chambers, 1055 Monterey St., Room #D170, County Government Center, San Luis Obispo, CA. The Board of Supervisors Chambers are located on the corner of Santa Rosa and Monterey Streets. Public access to the virtual hearing will be posted on the Board of Supervisor’s Agenda for this item. At the hearing all interested persons may express their views for or against, or to change the proposal.

FOR FURTHER INFORMATION: You may contact County Counsel, in the San Luis Obispo County 1055 Monterey Street, Room D320, San Luis Obispo, California 93408, (805) 781-5400. The staff report will be available for review the Wednesday before the scheduled hearing date on the County’s website at www.slocounty.ca.gov. **If you challenge this matter in court, you may be limited to raising only those issues you or someone else raised at the public hearing described in this public notice or in written correspondence delivered to the appropriate authority at or before the public hearing** DATED: March 2, 2022 WADE HORTON, EX-OFFICIO CLERK OF THE BOARD OF SUPERVISORS By: _____/s/ Niki Martin________ Deputy Clerk March 10 & 17, 2022

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CONSUMER INDEX The San Luis Obispo Municipal Code Chapter 5.44 entitled “Mobile Home Park Rent Stabilization” requires that the monthly Consumer Price Index (CPI) percentage (%) be published as a basis for establishing rent increases. The monthly space rent in mobile home parks may not be increased more than once each year based on the CPI % change, or 9%, whichever is less. The CPI monthly data for Los Angeles, Long Beach and Anaheim is used for San Luis Obispo.

January 2022 PERCENT CHANGE Year Ending January

Must be able to transfer a 20 yd Cobra Viper Rear loader.

1-Month Ending

February

January

2022

2022

2022

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Bidder must submit their bid on the latest printed specifications and advertising literature on the units they propose to furnish.

For further information regarding the CPI %, please contact the CPI Hotline at (415) 625-2270.

Bidder shall supply one (1) parts book, One (1) service manual, and one (1) operator’s manual with each unit.

Teresa Purrington, City Clerk, City of San Luis Obispo

Bidder should be prepared to give a complete demonstration of the merits of the machines offered as directed by the purchaser.

The machines demonstrated shall be complete as offered by bidder for this bid.

March 17, 2022

The bidder shall list on a separate sheet of paper any variations form or exceptions to the conditions and specifications of this bid. This sheet shall be labeled “Exception(s) to Bid Conditions and Specifications,” and shall be attached to the bid.

SPECIFICATIONS: New/ Used 2016 or newer Must be CA emission compliant Must be able to transfer a 20–25-yard Cobra Viper Rear Loader Diesel engine 300 hp or better

March 17, 2022

ADMINISTRATIVE ACTIONS

1. Payout lease 2. Contract 3. Lease/Balloon.

California Valley Community Services District reserves the right to waive minor irregularities in the bid, and no bidder can withdraw their bid for a period of 60 days from the date of opening bids.

The Cultural Heritage Committee may also discuss other hearing or business items before or after the item(s) listed above. If you challenge the proposed action in court, you may be limited to raising only those issues you or someone else raised at the public hearing described in this notice, or in written correspondence delivered to the Cultural Heritage Committee during, or prior to, the public hearing.

March 17, 2022

CVCSD invites you to bid on the District’s purchase or lease of a new or used cabin chassis conforming to the following conditions and specifications. Please consider the three following finance options:

Purchaser desires delivery to be completed within 14 working days from date of award.

Contact Information: Walter Oetzell – (805) 781-7593 – woetzell@slocity.org

Report(s) are typically available six days in advance of the meeting and can be viewed on the City’s website, under the Public Meeting Agendas web page: https:// www.slocity.org/government/mayor-and-city-council/ agendas-and-minutes. Please call the Community Development Department at (805) 781-7170 for more information, or to request an agenda report.

INVITATION TO BID AND SPECIFICATIONS

Please mail sealed bids to California Valley Community Services District at CVCSD, HCR 69, Box 3094, California Valley, CA 93453. Or deliver sealed bids in person to California Valley Community services District located at 13080 Soda Lake Road, California Valley, CA 93453 Monday- Thursday. Invitation for bids opens March 28, 2022. Deadline for accepting bid will be April 13, 2022, at 11:00 am. Opening of bids will be at: California Valley Community Services Center, 13080 Soda Lake Road, California Valley, CA 93453 approx. at 11:00 am.

NOTICE OF PROPOSED ORDINANCE NO. 648 OF THE CITY OF MORRO BAY NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT, at the regular meeting of the City Council held on March 8, 2022 at 5:30 p.m. held via teleconference pursuant to Assembly Bill 361 (2021-22) and Government Code section 54953, the City Council of the City of Morro Bay, introduced Ordinance No. 648, adding Subsection (D) to Section 8.24.010 (Prohibited at Certain Times and in Certain Places) of Chapter 8.24 (Camping) of Title 8 (Health and Safety) of the Morro Bay Municipal Code.

A certified copy of the full text of the proposed ordinance is available for public review on the City’s website at www.morrobayca.gov, and upon request by contacting the City Clerk’s office at (805) 772-6205.

The City Council will consider adoption of Ordinance No. 648 at their next regularly scheduled meeting March 22, 2022 at 5:30 p.m. held via teleconference. /s/ Heather Goodwin Deputy City Clerk

Sincerely, Karina Sanchez CVCSD, General Manager

Dated: Publish:

March 9, 2022 March 17, 2022

March 17, 2022

CITY OF PISMO BEACH STATE OF CALIFORNIA NOTICE TO PROPOSERS

CITY OF GROVER BEACH NOTICE OF PUBLIC HEARING NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that the City Council of the City of Grover Beach will conduct a Public Hearing at 6:00 p.m., or soon thereafter, in City Hall, on MONDAY, MARCH 28, 2022 in City Hall, Council Chamber, 154 South Eighth Street, Grover Beach, CA to consider the following item: SUBJECT: 1. Second Reading and Adoption of an Ordinance to Add a New Chapter 3.2 to Article II (Administration) of the Grover Beach Municipal Code to Define Boundaries for District-Based City Council Elections –The City Council will conduct a public hearing for the second reading and adoption of an Ordinance to add Chapter 3.2 to Article II (Administration) of the Grover Beach Municipal Code to define boundaries for district-based City Council elections.

Where You Come In: Any member of the public may appear at the meeting and be heard on the item described in this notice or submit written comments to the City Clerk prior to the meeting by personal delivery or by mail to: City Clerk’s Office, 154 South Eighth Street, Grover Beach, CA 93433 or by email to gbadmin@groverbeach.org. If you require special accommodations to participate in the public hearing, please contact the City Clerk’s office at least 48 hours in advance of the meeting by calling (805) 4734567.

For More Information: If you have any questions or would like more information regarding the item described in this notice, please contact: Deputy City Manager Kristin Eriksson by telephone at (805) 473-4567 or send an email to keriksson@groverbeach.org.

The City Council may also discuss other hearings or items of business at this meeting. The complete meeting agenda and copy of the staff report on the above item will be posted on the city website at www.groverbeach.org.

Live broadcasts of City Council meetings may be seen on cable television Channel 20, as well as over the Internet at www.groverbeach.org (click on the icon “Government Access Local Channel 20” and then “Channel 20”). City Council meetings are rebroadcast throughout the week.

If you challenge the nature of the proposed action in court, you may be limited to raising only those issues you or someone else raised at the Public Hearing(s) described in this notice, or in written correspondence delivered to the City at, or prior to, the Public Hearing (Govt. Code Sec 65009). /s/ Wendi Sims, City Clerk Dated: Thursday, March 17, 2022 Publish: 1x – The New Times on Thurs, March 17, 2022 Post: Grover Beach City Hall on Thurs., March 17, 2022

PROPOSALS will be received at the office of the City Clerk, 760 Mattie Road, Pismo Beach, California, until 2:00 p.m., on Thursday, April 14, 2022 as determined by www.time.gov for performing work as follows: ENGINEERING CONSULTING SERVICES FOR THE JAMES WAY BEAUTIFICATION PROJECT The City of Pismo Beach is requesting proposals to provide professional consulting services from a qualified firm or joint venture of firms for the James Way Beautification Project on James Way. The Project consists of beautification of the James Way corridor, which is located on James Way, between Shamrock Lane (Hilton Garden Inn) and Crest Drive (US Post Office) on the ocean side of the street only. The project includes landscape improvements including removal of concrete between the back of sidewalk and the fence line, removal of raised masonry planters, and addition of landscape shrubs, groundcover and trees with installation of irrigation to the planted areas.

Printed versions of this request for proposals are available for a non-refundable fee of $25 from the Public Works Department, Engineering Division, 760 Mattie Road, Pismo Beach, CA 93449 or by calling (805) 773-4656. PDF versions may be emailed at no charge by contacting Erin Olsen at eolsen@pismobeach.org.

Specific questions will be accepted in writing up to 72 hours before the proposal due date and time by emailing Madeline Kacsinta, at mkacsinta@ pismobeach.org. For non-technical questions contact Erin Olsen at eolsen@pismobeach.org.

ERICA INDERLIED CITY CLERK March 17 & 24, 2022

LEGAL NOTICES ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME CASE NUMBER: 22CVP-0040

To all interested persons: Petitioner: Azucena Pinon and Andres Herrera filed a petition with this court for a decree changing names as follows: PRESENT NAME: Mateo Sebastian Pinon to PROPOSED NAME: Mateo Sebastian Herrera Pinon THE COURT ORDERS: that all persons interested in this matter appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted.

Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objection that includes the reasons for the objection at least two days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing.

NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: April 6, 2022, Time: 9:30 am, Dept. P2 Via Zoom at the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, 901 Park Street, Paso Robles, CA 93446. A copy of this Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: New Times Date: February 14, 2022 /s/: Hernaldo J. Baltodano, Judge of the Superior Court March 3, 10, 17, & 24, 2022

STATEMENT OF ABANDONMENT OF USE OF FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME

NEW FILE NO. 2022-0546 OLD FILE NO. 2019-2796 Unique, 912 Hischier Lane, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. The fictitious business name referred to above was filed in San Luis Obispo County on 12/05/2019. The following person(s) has abandoned the use of the fictitious business name: Adrion Colin Mock (912 Hischier Lane, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420).

This business was conducted

by An Individual /s/ Adrion Colin Mock. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 03-02-2022. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Elaina Cano, County Clerk. By A. Webster, Deputy Clerk.

March 10, 17, 24, & 31, 2022

SUMMONS (CITACION JUDICIAL)

CASE NUMBER (Número del Caso): 21LC-0363 NOTICE TO DEFENDANT (AVISO AL DEMANDADO): GARRETT NIMS YOU ARE BEING SUED BY PLAINTIFF (LO ESTÁ DEMANDANDO EL DEMANDANTE): WELLS FARGO BANK, N. A. NOTICE! You have been sued. The court may decide against you without your being heard unless you respond within 30 days. Read the information below.

You have 30 CALENDAR DAYS after this summons and legal papers are served on you to file a written response at this court and have a copy served on the plaintiff. A letter or phone call will not protect you. Your written response must be in proper legal form if you want the court to hear your case. There may be a court form that you can use for your response. You can find these court forms and more information at the California Courts Online Self-Help Center (www. courtinfo.ca.gov/selfhelp), your county law library, or the courthouse nearest you. If you cannot pay the filing fee, ask the court clerk for a fee waiver form. If you do not file your response on time, you may lose the case by default, and your wages, money, and property may be taken without further warning from the court.

There are other legal requirements. You may want to call an attorney right away. If you do not know an attorney, you may want to call an attorney referral service. If you cannot afford an attorney, you may be eligible for free legal services from a nonprofit legal services program. You

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LEGAL NOTICES can locate these nonprofit groups at the California Legal Services Web site (www.lawhelpcalifornia. org), the California Courts Online Self-Help Center (www.courtinfo. ca.gov/selfhelp), or by contacting your local court or county bar association. NOTE: The court has a statutory lien for waived fees and costs on any settlement or arbitration award of $10,000 or more in a civil case. The court’s lien must be paid before the court will dismiss the case. ¡AVISO! Lo han demandado. Si no responde dentro de 30 días, la corte puede decidir en su contra sin escuchar su versión. Lea la información a continuación.

Tiene 30 DÍAS DE CALENDARIO después de que le entreguen esta citación y papeles legales para presentar una respuesta por escrito en esta corte y hacer que se entregue una copia al demandante.

Una carta o una llamada telefónica no lo protegen. Su respuesta por escrito tiene que estar en formato legal correcto si desea que procesen su caso en la corte. Es posible que haya un formulario que usted pueda usar para su respuesta. Puede encontrar estos formularios de la corte y más información en el Centro de Ayuda de las Cortes de California (www.sucorte.ca.gov), en la biblioteca de leyes de su condado o en la corte que le quede más cerca. Si no puede pagar la cuota de presentación, pida al secretario de la corte que le dé un formulario de exención de pago de cuotas. Si no presenta su respuesta a tiempo, puede perder el caso por incumplimiento y la corte le podrá quitar su sueldo, dinero y bienes sin más advertencia.

Hay otros requisitos legales. Es recomendable que llame a un abogado inmediatamente. Si no conoce a un abogado, puede llamar a un servicio de remisión a abogados.

Si no puede pagar a un abogado, es posible que cumpla con los requisitos para obtener servicios legales gratuitos de un programa de servicios legales sin fines de lucro. Puede encontrar estos grupos sin fines de lucro en el sitio web de California Legal Services, (www.lawhelpcalifornia.org), en el Centro de Ayuda de las Cortes de California, (www.sucorte.ca.gov) o poniéndose en contacto con la corte o el colegio de abogados locales. AVISO: Por ley, la corte tiene derecho a reclamar las cuotas y los costos exentos por imponer un gravamen sobre cualquier recuperación de $10,000 ó más de valor recibida mediante un acuerdo o una concesión de arbitraje en un caso de derecho civil.

Tiene que pagar el gravamen de la corte antes de que la corte pueda desechar el caso.

The name and address of the court is (El nombre y dirección de la corte es): Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo 1035 Palm St Room 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408 The name, address, and telephone number of plaintiff’s attorney, or plaintiff without an attorney, is (El nombre, la dirección y el número de teléfono del abogado del demandante, o del demandante que no tiene abogado, es): Claudia Gavrilescu, Esq. (CA Bar No.: 333030), REESE LAW GROUP, 3168 Lionshead Avenue, Carlsbad, CA 92010; 760/842-5850 (File No. 564661) DATE (Fecha): 4/27/2021 3:56 PM MICHAEL POWELL, Clerk (Secretario), by Pamela Stember, Deputy (Adjunto) (SEAL) NOTICE TO THE PERSON SERVED: You are served.

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(March 21-April 19): Singer, dancer, and comedian Sammy Davis Jr. disliked the song “The Candy Man,” but he recorded it anyway, heeding his advisors. He spent just a brief time in the studio, finishing his vocals in two takes. “The song is going straight to the toilet,” he complained, “pulling my career down with it.” Surprise! It became the best-selling tune of his career, topping the Billboard charts for three weeks. I suspect there could be a similar phenomenon (or two!) in your life during the coming months, Aries.

Don’t be too sure you know how or where your interesting accomplishments will arise.

(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): In 1634, English poet John Milton coined the phrase “silver lining.” It has become an idiom referring to a redemptive aspect of an experience that falls short of expectations. Over 350 years later, American author Arthur Yorinks wrote, “Too many people miss the silver lining because they’re expecting gold.” Now I’m relaying his message to you. Hopefully, my heads-up will ensure that you won’t miss the silver lining for any reason, including the possibility that you’re fixated on gold.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): I love author Maya Angelou’s definition of high accomplishment, and I recommend you take steps to make it your own in the coming weeks. She wrote, “Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it.” Please note that in her view, success is not primarily about being popular, prestigious, powerful, or prosperous. I’m sure she wouldn’t exclude those qualities from her formula, but the key point is that they are all less crucial than selflove. Please devote quality time to refining and upgrading this aspect of your drive for success.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): “I’m not fake in any way,” declared Gemini actor Courteney Cox. On the face of it, that’s an amazing statement for a Gemini to make. After all, many in your tribe are masters of disguise and shapeshifting. Cox herself has won accolades for playing a wide variety of characters during her film and TV career, ranging from comedy to drama to horror. But let’s consider the possibility that, yes, you Geminis can be versatile, mutable, and mercurial, yet also authentic and genuine. I think this specialty of yours could and should be extra prominent in the coming weeks.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): “Sometimes I prayed for Baby Jesus to make me good, but Baby Jesus didn’t,” wrote author Barbara Kingsolver about her childhood approach to self-improvement.

Just because this method failed to work for her, however, doesn’t mean it won’t work for others. In saying that, I’m not implying you should send out appeals to Baby Jesus.

But I suggest you call on your imagination to help you figure out what influences may, in fact, boost your goodness. It’s an excellent time to seek help as you elevate your integrity, expand your compassion, and deepen your commitment to ethical behavior. It’s not that you’re deficient in those departments; just that now is your special time to do what we all need to do periodically: Make sure our actual behavior is in rapt alignment with our high ideals.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Leo classicist and author Edith Hamilton specialized in the history of ancient Greece. The poet Homer was one of the most influential voices of that world. Hamilton wrote, “An ancient writer said of Homer that he touched nothing without somehow honoring and glorifying it.” I love that about his work, and I invite you to match his energy in the coming weeks. I realize that’s a lot to ask. But according to my reading of the astrological omens, you will indeed have a knack for honoring and glorifying all you touch.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Starhawk, one of my favorite witches, reminds us that “sexuality is the expression of the creative life force of the universe. It is not dirty, nor is it merely ‘normal’; it is sacred. And sacred can also be affectionate, joyful, pleasurable, passionate, funny, or purely animal.” I hope you enjoy an abundance of such lushness in the coming weeks, Virgo. It’s a favorable time in your astrological cycle for synergizing eros and spirituality. You have poetic license to express your delight about being alive with imaginative acts of sublime love.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): “This is the most profound spiritual truth I know,” declares author Anne Lamott. “That even when we’re most sure that love can’t conquer all, it seems to anyway.

It goes down into the rat hole with us, in the guise of our friends, and there it swells and comforts. It gives us second winds, third winds, hundredth winds.” Lamott’s thoughts will be your wisdom to live by during the next eight weeks, Scorpio. Even if you think you already know everything there is to know about the powers of love to heal and transform, I urge you to be open to new powers that you have never before seen in action.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Witty Sagittarian author Ashleigh Brilliant has created thousands of cheerful yet often sardonic epigrams. In accordance with current astrological omens, I have chosen six that will be useful for you to treat as your own in the coming weeks. 1. “I may not be totally perfect, but parts of me are excellent.” 2. “I have abandoned my search for truth and am now looking for a good fantasy.” 3. “All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power.”

4. “Do your best to satisfy me—that’s all I ask of everybody.”

5. “I’m just moving clouds today, tomorrow I’ll try mountains.”

6. “A terrible thing has happened. I have lost my will to suffer.”

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): “All experience is an enrichment rather than an impoverishment,” wrote author Eudora Welty.

That may seem like a simple and obvious statement, but in my view, it’s profound and revolutionary. Too often, we are inclined to conclude that a relatively unpleasant or inconvenient event has diminished us. And while it may indeed have drained some of our vitality or caused us angst, it has almost certainly taught us a lesson or given us insight that will serve us well in the long run—if only to help us avoid similar downers in the future. According to my analysis of your current astrological omens, these thoughts are of prime importance for you right now.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): “Life swarms with innocent monsters,” observed poet Charles Baudelaire. Who are the “innocent monsters”? I’ll suggest a few candidates. Boring people who waste your time but who aren’t inherently evil. Cute advertisements that subtly coax you to want stuff you don’t really need. Social media that seem like amusing diversions except for the fact that they suck your time and drain your energy. That’s the bad news, Aquarius. The good news is that the coming weeks will be a favorable time to eliminate from your life at least some of those innocent monsters. You’re entering a period when you’ll have a strong knack for purging “nice” influences that aren’t really very nice.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): “Never underestimate the wisdom of being easily satisfied,” wrote aphorist Marty Rubin. If you’re open to welcoming such a challenge, Pisces, I propose that you work on being very easily satisfied during the coming weeks. See if you can figure out how to enjoy even the smallest daily events with blissful gratitude. Exult in the details that make your daily rhythm so rich. Use your ingenuity to deepen your capacity for regarding life as an ongoing miracle. If you do this right, there will be no need to pretend you’re having fun. You will vividly enhance your sensitivity to the ordinary glories we all tend to take for granted. ∆

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