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Thursday • December 11, 2014 • Issue #16
Room in the Inn By Elsa Rutherford
I’m sitting in the small but comfortable TV room in the attractive brick home of Janice Slaughter. The house is located on a bluff overlooking Lake Guntersville. Soft lighting from fashionable lamps creates a cozy atmosphere and cast pale beams across the potted green plants. Janice is a gracious and attractive lady with medium blonde hair worn in a short stylish cut. To look at her you might think she’s simply a cultured and chic woman, whose main interests might be somewhat superficial, certainly not the pursuits of noble aims. But you couldn’t be more wrong. Janice Slaughter is a person of noble aims, a compassionate, empathetic Christian who is dedicated to aiding and comforting anyone in difficult situations as she deeply believes her faith calls her to
do. She is one of the original board members of the Marshall County Homeless Ministries. But now calls herself “just a volunteer.” The founding visionaries of this ministry were Shirley Chupp and her husband Dr. David Chupp, parishioners at St William Catholic Church in Guntersville. They met with the Marshall County Ministerial Associates, presented their idea and were given approval for the Homeless Ministry. Since then, the Marshall County Homeless Ministries, called Room in the Inn, where Mrs. Chupp remains the director, includes many churches and people of all faiths and has hosted numerous homeless people during the cold months of the year, from November 17th to March 31st when the homeless are in greatest need of assistance. The homeless are welcomed into the various churches and treated as guests, with every volunteer devoted to extending kindness, acceptance, encouragement, dignity and respect. All the host churches involved take turns providing rooms for overnight shelter in their churches. They also offer dinner---which is shared as a “companion meal” with both Continued on Page 4
Alabama beats Missouri in the 2014 SEC Championship Game
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Stage set for Inaugural College Football Playoff By James Webster
On January 12, 2015, two teams will compete in the Inaugural College Football Playoff for the National Championship Title at the AT&T Stadium in Arlington Texas, but not before facing another rival on New Years Day. No. 1 Alabama and No. 4 Ohio State will face off at 7:30pm CT in the Allstate Sugar Bowl to be played at the Mercedes-Benz Superdome in New Orleans, Louisiana. No. 2 Oregon and No. 3 Florida State will meet at 4pm CT in the Rose Bowl, presented by Northwestern Mutual, to be played in Pasadena, California. The winner of these two bowl games will play for the National Championship Title. What is the College Football Playoff (CFP)? The format is quite simple. CFP consists of the best four teams, two bowl games and a National Championship game. There are a total of six bowl games that will rotate as hosts for the semifinals. They are the Rose Bowl, Sugar Bowl, Orange Bowl, Cotton Bowl, Fiesta Bowl and the Peach Bowl. Typically, the National Championship game is played on a Monday.
Did you know that the very first Rose Bowl Game was played in 1902? The Michigan Wolverines beat the Stanford Indians 49-0. Did you know that the very first Sugar Bowl Game was played in 1935? Tulane University defeated Temple University, 20-14.
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Stealing From the VA
I read a lot of reports about the fraud that goes on in connection with the Department of Veterans Affairs. I shouldn’t be surprised anymore at the levels people will stoop to when it comes to fraud and stealing money and resources that belong to veterans and taxpayers. But sometimes I am. Take the VA supervisor in Connecticut who had her house fixed up, courtesy of VA employees. This wasn’t a one-time deal, either. Over the course of three years she had VA employees build a new deck, install carpet and make improvements to kitchen, bathroom and basement. They used materials, tools and vehicles that belonged to the VA. Extra items were purchased with her government-issued credit card. Sometimes the employees worked on her house while they were on the clock for the VA. She could have gotten 10 years in prison. Did serve time? Heck no. She received a mere slap on the wrist: community service, restitution of the amount she stole and six months of at-home monitoring ... the better to enjoy the new stuff the VA built for her. Online I’ve managed to find her home address, her Connecticut voter ID number, her marriage license, DOB and a resume. I only hope that future employers dig as deeply. However, that’s not the end of the story. What of those employees who did the work on her house? Was there not one among them who thought to speak out? Was the fear of reprisal that strong? If you’re a VA employee and are unsure of how to blow the whistle on things you know are wrong, go here: www.va.gov/oig/hotline. The number is 800-488-8244. Or call the Office of Special Counsel (www.osc.gov) at 800-572-2249, or use the POGO secure dropbox at www. vaoversight.org. Freddy Groves regrets that he cannot personally answer reader questions, but will incorporate them into his column whenever possible. Send email to columnreply2@gmail.com. (c) 2014 King Features Synd., Inc.
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Blind date
Joe sets up Michael to go on a blind date with a friend of his. But Michael is a little worried about going out with someone he’s never seen before.
Q: My husband and I are fans of “Bates Motel.” I would like to know if it’s coming back and when. -- Gert B., Rochester, New York A: A&E’s mesmerizing adaptation of the classic Alfred Hitchcock movie will return for its third season this coming March. Expect 10 more spine-tingling episodes of the Vera Farmiga and Freddie Highmore-starring thriller. Former “Sons of Anarchy” cast member Ryan Hurst joins the show for its third season, cast in the role of Chick Hogan, and ex-con who owns a bike shop and also runs an illegal firearms operation near Dylan’s new farm. He will butt heads with Dylan’s father, Caleb, who’s played by another “Sons,” alum Kenny Johnson. Q: I am a huge fan of “Graceland,” and I’m anxious to know if it will be back for another season. Can you give me any good news? -- Dana F., via email A: I love being the bearer of good news: The USA Network has indeed renewed the crime thriller for a third season. Fans were getting a bit antsy for some news, since it seemed to take a bit longer than usual for the network to decide on the pickup. But we can all breathe more easily now, knowing that we won’t be left hanging after season two’s awesome cliffhanger finale. There’s no word yet on a premiere date, but I’d look for it come summer 2015.
“What do I do if she’s ugly?” says Mike, “I’ll be stuck with her all night.” “Don’t worry.” Joe says, “just go up to her door and meet her first. If you like what you see, then everything goes as planned. If you don’t, just shout Aaaaaauuuggghhh! and fake an asthma attack.” So that night, Mike knocks at the girl’s door and when she comes out he is awestruck at how beautiful and sexy she is. He’s about to speak when the girl suddenly shouts, “Aaaaaauuuggghhh!”
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Room in the Inn
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the homeless and the volunteers---and breakfast and sack lunches are provided each morning. Then the homeless are transported to an annex of the Guntersville First United Methodist Church, called Genesis, for the day program, which grants access to various activities, such as movies, games, and books to read, particularly for the children. People are also transported to doctor appointments, job interviews, and to acquire identifications. The idea for Room in the Inn in Marshall County sprang from the same kind of ministry founded in Nashville in 1986 by Father Charles Strobel, a Catholic priest. That ministry also included churches of various denominations and became a national model. They took their inspiration from Isaiah 58: 6-8: “Is this not the fast which I chose…is it not to share bread with the hungry and bring the homeless into the house…then your light will break out like the dawn.” Mrs. Slaughter tells me, “The stereotypical image of the homeless is not true. They are mostly good people who have confronted hard times and need some assistance and comfort. They come from all kind of backgrounds. Some may have lost their jobs and were unable to pay their mortgage and forced to forfeit their homes; others have been unable to pay for health insurance and have faced catastrophic illnesses and costly medical bills that simply wiped them out. These struggles can affect any one.” As Mrs. Shirley Chupp, the co-founder of Marshall county’s Room in the Inn has said: “All of us struggle with something.” If you or your church would like to get involved with Room in the Inn, you may visit them at www.facebook.com/RoomintheInnMarshallCountyAlabama. Also, a tax deductible contribution can be mailed to: Marshall County Christian Services, PO Box 1463, Albertville, AL 35950. In this Christmas Season of sharing love and gifts, I can think of no better gift than a contribution to Room in the Inn that would be as heart-warming to both the giver and the receiver. ©
About the Author: Elsa Rutherford is a native Alabamian and lives in Albertville with her attorney husband, Nick Kirst, and they have two very pampered cats. She attended Snead College and the University of North Alabama. Rutherford is a seasoned writer, beginning her award-winning career almost forty years ago as a newspaper columnist and features writer. She has written for numerous magazines and newspapers and sold her first book in the 1980’s. Her short stories have been published in anthologies in the U.S. and many other countries.
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Tis the season to be jolly ~~~~ Then why are so many people not? The Christmas season for many is one of the hardest times of the year. Thousands upon thousands quietly suffer through this season with feelings of isolation, loneliness and depression. Others turn to pill bottles and wine glasses to try and cope. Now before you climb on your high horse and point fingers at “them’ or think I am one of those finger wagers let me share some of my own story. My mom was fourteen when I was born. She went on to marry eight different times before she died of an overdose at the age of 50. I was raised primarily by my grandmother and spent most of my teen years abusing drugs and alcohol. I became a Christian at the age of 18 and everything changed. For the first 15 years of marriage I lived a “wonderful life.” Every Christmas Eve we would load up and spend the night with my grandparents. We would wake up to mountains of presents and breakfast together and then spend the evening with my wife’s family and more gifts and food. This went on for the first 10 years of my kid’s life. Then it all changed. My mom passed away and then two weeks later my grandmother joined her. Less than a year later I was going through a divorce and would wind up spending my first Christmas alone ~ EVER. I soon remarried and two weeks before Christmas my new wife died in a car accident. Her two children left with the grandparents the day of the funeral never to return. I would be lying if a said for several years Christmas was NOT my favorite time of year. I now have a new family with a total of six kids and soon to be seven grandkids. Christmas has gotten pretty huge but even in that, it would be real easy to keep looking back at the loss so much I could not see what I do have. You can’t go back. You have to have the courage to go forward. We have to make new traditions, new memories. Even if you don’t have a “family,” you don’t have to be alone. Even if you don’t have money, you can still give gifts. People and things don’t have the power to make you happy. You can be alone in a crowd or wanting more when you have it all. It’s a matter of the heart. Let me encourage you that there is still time to do something different. First and foremost, don’t be alone, unless you truly want to be. If you are afraid of being alone, have you done anything about it? Swallow your pride, face your fears and ask someone if you could join them. Find a church family or friends. And as long as you are asking ~ ask your Heavenly Father for help. You might be surprised what He can do.
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ARIES (March 21 to April 19) That change in holiday travel plans might be more vexing than you’d expected. But try to take it in stride. Also, it couldn’t hurt to use that Aries charm to coax out some helpful cooperation.
LIBRA (September 23 to October 22) It might be time for a family council. The sooner those problems are resolved, the sooner you can move ahead with your holiday preparations. Don’t let the opportunity pass you by.
TAURUS (April 20 to May 20) Your Bovine determination helps you deal with an unforeseen complication. And, as usual, you prove that when it comes to a challenge, you have what it takes to take it on.
SCORPIO (October 23 to November 21) Take some time out to give more attention to a personal relationship that seems to be suffering from a sense of emotional neglect. Provide that much-needed reassurance.
GEMINI (May 21 to June 20) Although a romantic theme dominates much of the week, all those warm and fuzzy feelings don’t interfere with the more pragmatic matters you need to take care of.
SAGITTARIUS (November 22 to December 21) Cheer up. That unusual circumstance that might faze most people can be handled pretty well by the savvy Sagittarian. Look at it as an opportunity rather than an obstacle.
CANCER (June 21 to July 22) Best not to ignore those doubts about an upcoming decision. Instead, recheck the facts you were given to make sure nothing important was left out. A weekend surprise awaits you.
CAPRICORN (December 22 to January 19) Someone you believe has hurt you in the past might now need your help. Reaching out could be difficult. But the generous Goat will be able to do the right thing, as LEO (July 23 to August 22) No time for always. a catnap -- yet. You might still have to straighten out one or two factors so that you AQUARIUS (January 20 to February 18) can finally assure yourself of the truth about Prioritizing is an important part of your a troubling workplace situation. Stay with pre-holiday scheduling. Try to give time it. both to your workday responsibilities and those personal matters you might have neVIRGO (August 23 September 22) News glected. from an old friend could lead to an unexpected (but nonetheless welcome) reunion PISCES (February 19 to March 20) With with someone who had once been very spe- the vestiges of your anger about that painful cial in your life. Be open to the possibilities. incident fading, you can now focus all your energy on the more positive aspects of your life, including that personal situation. BORN THIS WEEK: You have a way of bringing your own strong sense of reassurance to others and encouraging them to hope. (c) 2014 King Features Synd., Inc.
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Impossible No-Crust Pumpkin-Pecan Pie If you love pumpkin pie, then you’ll agree that the season for this great treat is way too short! Here’s an ultra-easy pie made without a crust.
Ingredients 1/2 cup reduced-fat biscuit baking mix Sugar substitute to equal 3/4 cup sugar, suitable for baking 2 teaspoons pumpkin pie spice 1 1/3 cups nonfat dry milk powder 1 cup water 1 tablespoon vanilla extract 2 tablespoons no-fat sour cream 2 eggs or equivalent in egg substitute 1 (15-ounce) can solid-packed pumpkin 1/4 cup chopped pecans 1/2 cup reduced-calorie whipped topping
Directions
1. Preheat oven to 350 F. Spray a 9-inch deep-dish pie plate with butter-flavored cooking spray. 2. In a small bowl, combine baking mix, sugar substitute and pumpkin pie spice. In a large bowl, combine dry milk powder and water. Stir in vanilla extract, sour cream, eggs and pumpkin. Add baking mix mixture. Mix well to combine. Fold in pecans. Spread mixture evenly into prepared pie plate. Bake for 50 to 55 minutes or until a knife inserted near center comes out clean. 3. Place pie plate on a wire rack and let sit for 30 minutes. Refrigerate for at least 2 hours. When serving, top each piece with 1 tablespoon whipped topping. Makes 8 servings. • Each serving equals: 140 calories, 4g fat, 7g protein, 19g carb., 194mg sodium, 3g fiber; Diabetic Exchanges: 1 Starch, 1/2 FatFree Milk, 1/2 Fat. (c) 2014 King Features Synd., Inc.
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Correction Notice: In last week’s edition of the Nifty Pickle we made two errors in the article on Anthony Carracci’s store, the Pet Palace. The store does sell fish. Carracci has five children, not three. We apologize for the errors. Elsa Rutherford, Associate Editor/Contributor
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Fishing Regulations & Info
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SEASONS All public streams, lakes and ponds are open to fishing throughout the year except some state-owned and managed public fishing lakes. It is illegal to fish in private waters without permission from the owners. PRIVATE LANDS AND WATERS It is illegal to fish in public waters on or from posted private land without the owner’s permission. MEANS OF CATCHING GAME FISH It is illegal to take, catch or kill, or attempt to take, catch or kill any game fish by any means other than ordinary hook and line, artificial lure, live bait, troll or spinner in any of the public waters of this State. It is unlawful to use electrical devices, explosives, poisons or firearms to take fish of any species from these waters. GAME FISH The following species shall be named and designated as game fish in Alabama: rainbow trout, all members of the sunfish family, including largemouth, shoal, smallmouth, redeye and spotted bass (commonly called trout or green trout), white and black crappie (commonly called white perch), rock bass, shadow bass, flier, warmouth, redbreast, bluegill, longear and shellcracker (commonly called bream); all members of the bass family including white bass, yellow bass, saltwater striped bass (commonly called rockfish) and hybrid striped bass (a cross between the white bass and the saltwater striped bass); all members of the pike family including redfin, grass and chain pickerel; the following members of the perch family: walleye, sauger (commonly called jack salmon), and yellow perch. We will have MORE Fishing Regulations and Information next week!
“These are easy, fast, and very tasty. Great for a little extra for supper or camping trips.”
Ingredients 2 cups all-purpose flour 1 tablespoon baking powder 1 teaspoon dried chives 1/2 teaspoon garlic salt 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/4 cup shortening 3/4 cup milk 1/4 cup shredded sharp Cheddar cheese Directions Preheat oven to 450 degrees F (230 degrees C). Lightly grease a baking sheet. In a large bowl, mix together flour, baking powder, chives, garlic salt and salt. Cut in the shortening until the mixture has only small lumps. Add milk and cheese and stir until moistened. Drop dough by heaping spoonfuls onto prepared baking sheet. Bake in preheated oven for 12 to 15 minutes, until golden. Original recipe makes 1 dozen.
Backwoods Chili Rice Skillet
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? It gets toad away. A German asks a Mexican if they have any Jews in Mexico. The Mexican says, “Sí, we have orange jews, apple jews, and grape jews!”
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Ingredients 1 pound(s) ground beef 4 c Uncle Ben’s Quick brand rice 3 c water 1 c chopped onion 1 large green pepper, chopped 1 package chili seasoning mix 1 can tomatoes, undrained 1 can kidney beans, drained 1 Tbsp salt 1 c shredded Cheddar or Monterey Jack cheese Preparation In a large skillet, brown meat, drain. Add remaining ingredients except cheese; stir. Bring to a vigorous boil. Cover tightly. Simmer about 5 minutes or until desired consistency. Sprinkle with cheese.
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Anxiety Can Trigger Alzheimer’s Disease
Many times anxiety is a good thing. It keeps us alert and paying attention in situations where there might be danger or concerns. Then, once the problem has passed, the anxiety fades away. Anxiety doesn’t always disappear, however -- and it can have consequences when it doesn’t: Chronic anxiety in those who have mild cognitive impairment can increase the risk of Alzheimer’s disease, as well as the speed with which it develops. While studies have looked at the link between depression and Alzheimer’s, until now there was no research looking at mild cognitive impairment, anxiety and Alzheimer’s. A recent three-year study in Canada concluded that mild anxiety increased the risk of Alzheimer’s by 33 percent. Moderate anxiety caused a 78 percent increase, and severe anxiety increased the risk by 135 percent. These participants scored low on depression levels. One of the researchers believes that if patients have memory problems, they also should be screened for anxiety, which usually isn’t done. Anxiety disorders are anxieties that last for six months or more and come with a host of symptoms and names: obsessive-compulsive disorder, social phobia, generalized anxiety disorder and others. All have different treatments, ranging from drugs to cognitive behavior therapy to psychotherapy. What they have in common is that the faster the treatment, the better and sooner the outcome. If you wonder whether you have an anxiety disorder, the first step is to check in with your doctor. He’ll be able to tell whether it’s anxiety or a medical condition causing the anxiety. Once you’re getting treatment, the National Institutes of Health has some suggestions. Consider a support group for anxiety issues -- even if it’s an online chat room -- stress management and meditation techniques, and even exercise. Matilda Charles regrets that she cannot personally answer reader questions, but will incorporate them into her column whenever possible. Send email to columnreply2@gmail.com. (c) 2014 King Features Synd., Inc.
Fingertip Splitting Gets Worse in Winter
classic “butterfly rash,” a red, butterfly-shaped rash across the nose and cheeks. Arthritis (joint inflammation) or arthralgia (joint pain) is present in 90 percent of people with lupus at some point in the illness. The arthritis booklet discusses joint pain found in lupus, rheumatoid arthritis and osteoarthritis. Readers can order a copy by writing: DEAR DR. ROACH: My friend, who is 79 years old, started having his fingertips split Dr. Roach -- No. 301W, Box 536475, Orlando, open at random several years ago. The splits FL 32853-6475. Enclose a check or money orresemble small knife slices, and are extremely der (no cash) for $4.75 U.S./$6 Canada with the painful to him, along with limiting his ability recipient’s printed name and address. Please alto pick up objects as his fingers become numb. low four weeks for delivery. Last year he went to a dermatologist, who diDEAR DR. ROACH: Why are so agnosed it as psoriasis and gave him strong ste- many people reluctant to wear a hearing aid? roid ointments. During the warm weather, his fingertips It seems as though there is a stigma associatdon’t seem to split, but when the weather starts ed with it when there isn’t a stigma associated turning colder, regardless of these ointments or with wearing glasses, and both are common as even wearing gloves over the ointment at night, we age. -- M.A. they get worse. We are concerned that the diag- ANSWER: I also am concerned that many older people with hearing loss refuse a nosis of psoriasis may not be correct. -- S.G. ANSWER: Cracking of the tips of the hearing aid (or even to be evaluated for one). fingers has several possible causes, including This is an important issue, since a hearing aid psoriasis, but also a condition called dishydrot- can improve quality of life as well as safety, not ic eczema. Moisturizers and powerful steroid to mention the hearing of those around a person ointments are appropriate for both conditions. who is hard of hearing if he or she listens to Many of my readers have reported good results music or the television at loud volumes. from liquid bandages, some of which have anti- I suspect that glasses, often worn by younger septic properties, and some are a medical form people, aren’t associated with aging as much as hearing loss is, which is far more common in of super glue. There are other possible diagnoses, in- the elderly. We seem to be afraid of aging, or at cluding progressive systemic sclerosis (sclero- least of appearing to age. I regret this, since it derma), so I think he should have another visit focuses on what can be lost with aging, and not what is gained. with the dermatologist. DEAR DR. ROACH: You mentioned lupus in a recent column. Is there a connection between lupus and arthritis? -- D.J.T. ANSWER: Systemic lupus erythematosis (SLE) is a disease that can affect virtually any organ in the body, and usually affects several -- often at the same time. The most common symptoms are fatigue, fever and weight loss. Skin signs can be very specific, such as the
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My Name Is Roscoe! I’m not very old but I am wise for my age. I pretty much rule the roost around here. I have toys that I play with but do you know what’s really funny? My owner, Jeff, is constantly losing socks and sometimes he looks at me with an accusing glance as if he thinks I might really be taking them. The truth is “I do take them!.” First of all, I like to see him trying to figure out what happened to them. But most of all, I enjoy playing with them. Well, that’s all I will talk about today so maybe I will see your picture in here next time. Would you like to see your pet featured in the Nifty Pickle?
Anyone Out There Want To Tell About Their Favorite Pet?
Jot down some information about your pet (name, personality, something funny, tricks it can do, etc.) and send it along with a photo to Nifty Pickle Pet Pix, PO Box 1161 Guntersville, Alabama 35976, email to info@niftypickle.com or bring it by the office at 7032 US Hwy 431 in Albertville (next to Merle Norman).
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ACCOUNTING, PAYROLL, CONSULTING, BOOKKEEPING and Much More. Call James at WLC ACCOUNTING 256-6738190. 7032 US Hwy 431 in Albertville... 3 Doors Down from The Nifty Pickle Variety Store.
Q SLOW SMOKED BBQ 106 South Main Street in Old Downtown Boaz. If you love BBQ, then you will love REAL Q-slowsmoked with natural hardwoods. 256-281-9699. See our ad and coupon in this issue.
ALABAMA CRAFT SHOW Selling Year Around Crafts handmade by local artists. Custom orders welcome. Piper Station, Boaz. 256-996-4945.
SAND MOUNTAIN PEST MANAGEMENT Got Bugs? Call Sand Mountain Pest Management at 256-891-7400 and start protecting your house from unwanted pests. Be sure to see our coupons in this issue of The Nifty Pickle.
BOTTOMLINE WEB DESIGN Web Sites starting at ONLY $29.95 per month. Call 256-673-8190. BRIGITTE’S CHILDREN’S CLOTHING 403 Martling Road, Albertville. 256-744-8404 or 256506-5853. Family owned business Specializing in Boys and Girls Clothing Sizes Newborn to 14. CUSTOM PEST CONTROL Termite and Pest Services. We Guarantee Our Service! No Contract, No Commitment... Just Dead Bugs! 256-593-6613 JOE’S PAWN SHOP 11411 US Hwy 431 in Albertville. Buy, Sell, Trade, Pawn. Open 8am - 6pm, 7 days a week. 256-894-9994. See Our Ad In This Issue of the Nifty Pickle. McCLENDON AUCTION HOUSE Returns and Shelf Pulls from ALL Major Box Stores. Open Monday - Saturday 9am until 5pm. Sale on Saturday and Thursday at 6:30pm. 702 Chastain Blvd West, Glencoe. 256-492-5333.
TRADEBANK The Smarter Way To Barter®.Save Cash on Business and Personal Expenses. See our Ad in this issue or call JW at 256-6738190.
PRIDE MOBILITY ELECTRIC Z CHAIR. Only used a few times. Only $495. Call 256-593-6796 between 8am - 2pm. KARAOKE EQUIPMENT FOR SALE. Amp, Speakers and stands, Microphones, All necessary Cords. $850 obo. Call James at 256-6738190.
OUTSIDE SALES Representative, Mail Your Resume and Salary Requirements to Nifty Pickle, 7032 US Hwy 431, Albertville, AL 35950.
ESTATE SALE: December 12 McCLENDON WHOLESALE 13, 9am - 5pm. 603 South HamBuy It By The Pallet. Returns and brick Street in Albertville. FurniShelf Pulls from All Major Stores. ture, Pottery, Lift Chair, Antiques, Great for Auctions, Trade Day, Dishes, 2 Bedroom Suites, MatYard Sales, etc. Open Tuesday - tress, Miscellaneous Items. NO Friday 9am until 4pm. Claybrook Early Sales. CASH ONLY! Road in Albertville. Call Charlie at 256-477-3914 for more informa- Place Your Yard Sale Ad Here. tion. Only $5 per week for up to 30 Words. Mail your ad and payment to Nifty Pickle, 7032 US Hwy 431, Albertville, AL 35950 or you can come by the office located at that address. The deadline is every Monday at Noon.
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$5 each week for 30 words or less. 10¢ each additional word. Mail your ad and payment to Nifty Pickle, 7032 US Hwy 431, Albertville, AL 35950 or you can come by the office located at that address. The deadline is every Monday at Noon.
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For Reading The Nifty Pickle Each Week! Teacher: “Kids,what does the chicken give you?” Student: “Meat!” Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the pig give you?” Student: “Bacon!” Teacher: “Great! And what does the fat cow give you?” Student: “Homework!”
To Advertise In The Nifty Pickle, Call JW at 673-8190. We have Affordable Rates For All!
NOW HIRING: OUTSIDE SALES
Must Be Self Motivated and Work Well With People. Send Resume to: Nifty Pickle, Inc. 7032 US Hwy 431 Albertville, AL 35950 or email to james@niftypickle.com
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