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MARCH: COLOR IT GREEN reen is the unofficial color of March. From St. Patrick’s Day festivities to springtime’s magnificent new growth, green symbolizes life, freshness, fertility and the environment.

As the dominant color in nature, green generates feelings of hope and the promise of renewal.

And so does Trader Joe’s.

The other day, my daughter Lauren brought home a halfdozen Trader Joe’s apples in a bag – a wonderful, stretchy, eco-friendly, compostable produce bag that, unlike its plastic predecessors, won’t stick around for hundreds of years.

The bags, made by Crown Poly, are composed of starches, cellulose and vegetable oils, so they are plant-based rather than petroleum-based.

Trader Joe’s, a grocery chain known for its emphasis on clean food and sustainable business practices, says the aim is to have the new compostable bags for produce in their 474 stores by April 1, thus eliminating more than 1 million pounds of plastic this year.

This is a noble start since only a small percentage of plastic (about 9 percent) is actually recycled and much of it finds its way into landfills, ditches, rivers, lakes and oceans, where it can be deadly to wildlife. Plastic breaks up but never fully breaks down and instead turns into toxic microplastics that can invade our food and water supply.

As a consumer, you can help by buying earth-friendly products such as compostable trash or dog doo bags, diapers, cups, plates, containers and cutlery from Amazon and other retailers.

It should be noted that for now, most compostables are more expensive and not widely available. Some are suitable for backyard composting bins, others may require industrial composting facilities which operate at higher temperatures.

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local events around town • March 2019 Event: Date: Time: Cost:

Mr. Joe’s Off The Beach Bike Night March 7 9 p.m.

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Tampa Taco Fest March 9 11 a.m. - 6 p.m.

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Place: Mr. Joe’s Off The Beach Address: 5141 Seminole Blvd., Saint Petersburg 33708 Phone: 727-350-3574 Website: www.mrjoesoffthebeach.com/

Place: Al Lopez Park Address: 4810 North Himes Ave., Tampa 33614 Phone: 813-274-8615 Email: yisenia@globalcitizenslive.com

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McGrath Trucks Spring Bash March 9 7 p.m. - 11:30 p.m.

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Place: Quaker Steak & Lube Address: 10400 49th St., Clearwater 33762 Phone: 727-572-9464 Website: thelube.com/

Special Exhibit: Reptilepalooza March 9, 10 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. $12.99/$24.95

Place: Clearwater Marine Aquarium Address: 249 Windward Passage, Clearwater 33767 Phone: 727-441-1790 Website: www.seewinter.com/event/ reptilepalooza-2019/

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600 Block Rocks Works & Words of Art Date: March 15 Time: 5:30 - 9:30 p.m.

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Sock Hop with Paul Dowers March 15 7:30 - 9:30 p.m.

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Seminole Service Day: Pinellas Noles with Habitat for Humanity Date: March 23 Time: 8 a.m. - 2:30 p.m.

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Dunedin Seafood & Music Festival March 23, 24 12 - 9 p.m.

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FOOD FESTS

By RANDAL HILL

One sign of spring in Florida is the vast array of food and music festivals that start popping up in nearly every corner of the state. This time, we’ve handplucked what we believe to be some of the top food festivals on Florida’s West Coast. So, mark your calendars and don’t miss some great gastronomical fun.

FLORIDA STRAWBERRY FESTIVAL Festival grounds, Plant City, through March 10 flstrawberryfestival.com

Sure, this annual get-together offers an abundance of star-studded entertainment, parades, rides, exhibits and vendors, but keep in mind that its primary purpose is as a celebration of those little heart-shaped morsels of succulence for which the festival is named. More than 10,000 acres of strawberries are grown at local farms each year, and since 1930, Plant City folks have celebrated with a gala that draws a half-million visitors from around the world.

Florida Strawberry Festival vendors sell every imaginable strawberry delight, from the traditional (pies, cheesecakes, milkshakes) to the, ahem, unusual (strawberry-laced hamburgers and pizzas).

See website for ticket prices.

FORT MYERS BEACH/LIONS CLUB SHRIMP FESTIVAL

Fort Myers Beach, March 9 & 10 fortmyersbeachshrimpfestival.com What began as a blessing of the local shrimp boats decades ago has blossomed into a major annual Fort Myers Beach party. The fun kicks off on Estero Boulevard, March 9th at 10 a.m., with a two-mile-long, dazzling parade replete with floats, bands and Clydesdale horses. The crowning of the 2019 Shrimp Queen follows afterward at Lynn Hall Park.

Each year, the Lions Club cooks up over a half-ton of locally caught shrimp. Each dinner consists of a halfpound of the steaming, delectable

crustaceans, coleslaw and the Lions’ “secret recipe” cocktail sauce.

Besides a shrimp-eating contest, over 100 vendors will set up on or near the pristine beach. Free admission.

of musical styles including Motown, country, pop and Latin tunes.

Registration is required to attend this event. Visit the website for more info.

ST. ARMANDS SEAFOOD & MUSIC FESTIVAL

St. Armands Circle Park, Sarasota, May 24-26 seafoodfestivals.com

CUBAN SANDWICH FESTIVAL

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CLEARWATER BEACH TASTE FEST

Pork, Swiss cheese and “secret” ingredients. Aromatic, freshly baked Cuban bread. Who serves up the Sunshine State’s very best Cuban sandwich? You be the judge at the 8th annual Cuban Sandwich Festival in Tampa’s historic Ybor City. Live music and dance performances on two stages. Over 100 vendors offering food and sundry exhibits. Free admission.

Special note: Watch folks attempt to create the world’s biggest Cuban sandwich, the day before at Centro Asturiano de Tampa. The planned length is (hold on) 170 feet!

USA Today ranks Clearwater as Florida’s Best Beach Town. Judge for yourself when you enjoy the food and fun at the 10th annual Clearwater Beach Taste Fest on May 3, from 6 to 9 p.m. This highly anticipated “oceanfriendly” event features hearty samples of casual and fine-dining cuisine supplied by over 30 local restaurants.

You’ll also find wine and craft beer, and a wide variety of vendors.

Get your groove on as crowd favorite C’Nergy takes the stage with a range

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The 3rd annual St. Armands Seafood & Music Festival at St. Armands Circle Park is back Memorial Day weekend with scrumptious fresh seafood, meat and vegetarian dishes prepared onsite by local restaurant folks using indigenous and sustainable ocean resources from Florida’s coastal waters. The annual bash also includes tasty side dishes, desserts and drinks to enjoy while relaxing amid the strains of live R & B, rock, classical and calypso. Arts and crafts booths, gourmet food and specialty items round out the attractions.

You just might come away from this Sarasota event with a life companion as the Humane Society of Sarasota County will be there with their mobile adoption center featuring lots of adorable furry faces.

Free general admission.

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Animal food and cat litter costs add up. Veterinarian bills can be devastating.

That’s what we kept telling ourselves – but it didn’t work.

A few months ago, the Joy of My Life ordered a Sphynx kitten from the Internet. I was determined not to like him. When we met him at the Fort Lauderdale International Airport in November, I immediately fell in love.

He has the classic Sphynx personality – a combination of a monkey, gymnast and two-year-old child. He is silly and fearless. I don’t think I’ve laughed this hard since I first saw Harvey Korman and Tim Conway do their dental chair bit.

He is beautiful too – a chocolate tabby with large, round lemoncolored eyes; big perky ears and fur that feels like a chinchilla.

Fur you say? Aren’t Sphynx hairless? Jake is a second-generation Sphynx, which means he is a Sphynx crossbreed. Outcrossing is done to enhance the health and broaden the gene pool. It takes several generations of outcrossing to get the hairless look.

Males of the species are the most affectionate while the females are witchy primadonnas.

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on the planet. Entering or exiting our house takes some quick maneuvering on our part. He can streak out the door in a flash before you even realize it.

Fortunately, he stops at the edge of the pavement and flattens down on the ground without going any further.

Several times he’s been caught by the tail which is as long as the rest of his body. If it pops off, he soon grows another one like a lizard. (This part I say this in jest, but wouldn’t that be cool?)

This little charmer enjoys chasing milk bottle caps, long walks on the beach at sunset and listening to music, preferably Cat Stevens.

I had forgotten how sharp needlelike kitten claws could be. They don’t merely scratch. If you are taking baby aspirin or any blood-thinner, they will lay you open.

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he inaugural Dunedin International Film Festival was held in a variety of venues surrounding Main Street Main Street in downtown Dunedin in January. Featuring over 170 films, the festival kicked off that Friday night with Scottish music and the award-winning feature film, Virgin Blacktop.

The festival appealed to all ages from kids’ animation and skateboard short films to the stunning environmental documentary Mission Blue which follows renowned National Geographic Explorer-in-Residence Dr. Sylvia Earle and her campaign to create a global network of protected marine sanctuaries.

Hilary Swain, executive director The recently renovated Fenway Hotel was of Archbold Biological Station the stage for the red carpet and gala awards and film producer, talks about ceremony Sunday night where Cowboys the making of Cowboys & & Scientists, set on a 10,000-acre working Scientists during the Dunedin cattle ranch in South Florida, won Best International Film Festival Documentary and Best Cinematography categories.

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Taking the Plunge

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ith the conclusion of the Oscars, another awards season draws to a close. A whopping 44 award events have been held since January, affording the celebs plenty of opportunities to dress up and hang out.

Mostly, it’s the women who were hanging out, which generates today’s topic.

Am I imagining it, or was 2019 the Year of the Supreme Plunging Neckline? Starting with the Golden Globes, I saw more of Halle Berry, Regina King, Gina Rodriguez and Patricia Clarkson than I ever imagined. It was nearly as intimate as sharing a dressing room with them while trying on bathing suits.

The number of perky boobs playing peek-a-boo with the audience was overwhelming. I held my breath in anticipation of at least one Janet Jackson-style wardrobe malfunction, but it never happened.

Was I disappointed? Maybe a little.

So how do they keep everything so perfectly in place? Are the gowns real or spray-painted body art?

Other pressing questions keep popping out of my mind: Are gowns without fronts cheaper?

Considering the designer skimped on the yardage, they should be. And that goes for backless tushy plungers as well.

Should females with breasts more substantial than a prepubescent’s wear one? Surely there are fashion rules which exclude well-endowed women.

Are there plastic surgeons who specialize in inserting magnetic implants to hold the damn things in place? And what happens when you have an MRI? Do they explode?

Do these low-cut gowns come with an instruction manual? Is it okay to wave? What about vigorous hand-clapping? What happens if you sneeze?

My exhaustive research did uncover (pun intended) a very real product on the market called Boob Glue. According to the video, you apply it to your skin, press the fabric to your breast and hold it for one minute. (Don’t forget to do the other side.) Now I’m not sure how well it performs, so use it at your own risk.

I do know one thing for sure. With all that flaunting of the goods, these ladies have succeeded in adding a whole new meaning to the term “Golden Globes.”

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“Dumbo” March Film

By RANDAL C. HILL

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n 1941, Disney proved that being different can help one soar to new heights no matter what the bullies say with the release of the animated film Dumbo. Now, nearly 80 years later, a live-action remake comes to town and, along with it, a potentially darker plot.

Something to take the grandkids to see? Let’s investigate.

The new Dumbo, set to be released March 29, will be light years away from what Uncle Walt gave the world many years ago – a few cartoon characters and an uncomplicated plotline. In today’s cinema world, that 1941 version just wouldn’t fly (excuse the pun).

Now director Tim Burton (Beetlejuice, The Nightmare Before Christmas) has re-imagined the iconic elephant with computer-generated imagery, and he’s surrounded him with a star-studded cast including Colin Farrell, Michael Keaton and Danny DeVito.

Farrell plays Holt Ferrier, a former circus headliner who returns home from war a damaged man. He and his two children are hired to care for Dumbo by circus owner and ringmaster Max Medici (DeVito). Due to his freakishly enormous ears, Dumbo has become the laughingstock of Medici’s second-rate operation. But Holt and the kids soon learn that those same ridiculed ears offer the baby elephant a chance for success in life.

Entrepreneur V.A. Vandevere (Keaton) imagines Dumbo as a headliner in his new entertainment venue called Dreamland, a place where a shiny veneer can hide dark and unsavory secrets.

Along with Vandevere, circus aerialist Colette Marchant (Eva Green) and Wall

Street mogul, J. Griffin Remington (Alan Arkin), all manage to push their way into Dumbo’s world when they also foresee star potential—and piles of cash—in the precocious pachyderm.

With the inimitable Tim Burton behind the camera, you know that this Dumbo is going to be a little eerie, a little dark, probably a bit melancholy.

Add in the fact that Ehren Kruger, who wrote or co-wrote such sophisticated fare as the Transformers sequels, Scream 3 and the first two The Ring movies, is the writer behind this screenplay, and you may be more inclined to invite your hip teenage grandchildren to accompany you to the film than the younger set.

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March is Women’s History Month and for fun we’re going to take a look at some colorful and often notorious Women of the Wild West – those who you may not have read about in the history books, but whom collectively were heroines and heartbreakers, entertainers and entrepreneurs, outlaws and other women of note.

Phoebe Ann Mosey, stage name Annie Oakley (18601926), was a sharpshooter who was said to have split cards on their edges, popped corks off bottles and snapped cigarettes out of the mouths of men. In 1887, she joined Buffalo Bill’s Wild West show and became an international superstar.

Cigar-smok ing, gun-toting, whiskey- drink ing “Stagecoach Mary” Fields (1832-1914) was born into slavery, freed after the Civil War and did a variety of odd jobs until her 60s when she became the first female African-American star-route mail carrier in the U.S. Would-be thieves didn’t stand a chance against this stagecoach driver with the “temperament of a grizzly bear.”

Pearl Hart (1871-1928), the “Lady Bandit of Arizona,” was a Canadian who came to the West in the 1880’s and was the only documented female stagecoach robber in U.S. history. While on trial, she claimed, “I shall not consent to be tried under a law in which my sex had no voice in making.” She went to jail anyway where she charmed the warden into allowing her to entertain visitors, journalists and photographers in her cell.

Pearl de Vere (1862-1897), the “soiled dove of Cripple Creek,” was the madam of the stylish Colorado brothel, The Old Homestead. Catering to rich gold miners, a room cost $250 a night but offered carpeting, bathtubs with running water, chandeliers, and an intercom. Her funeral was the most lavish in the town’s history as bands played, There’ll be a Hot Time in the Old Town Tonight. The Old Homestead is now a museum.

Carrie Nation (1846-1911), a member of the Women’s Christian Temperance Union, crusaded against alcohol before Prohibition by smashing up Kansas bars and liquor barrels with her axe. She proudly sold souvenir hatchets and signed photos of herself in her later years.

Eliza Farnham (1815-1864) was a novelist, feminist and abolitionist. In 1849, she organized a party of single women to travel to California to meet eligible bachelors of the Gold Rush and save them from the evils of drinking and depravity. Her unconventional methods helped transform the land into one fit for wives and families.

Myra Maybelle Shirley Reed Starr, a.k.a. Belle Starr (1848-1889), was part of the Jesse James-Cole Younger gang. A flamboyant outlaw and horse thief, she often wore velvet riding dresses with plumed hats while sitting side saddle and carrying six shooters. She was fatally shot in the face at age 40.

Martha Jane Canary, “Calamity Jane” (1852-1903) is said to have dressed like a man, shot like a gunslinger and drank like a fish. As part of Buffalo Bill’s Wild West Show, she told outlandish tales of frontier life. Despite her daredevil ways, she cared for the poor, sick and injured. Alcoholism and poor health led to her early death at age 51; she’s buried next to her friend Wild Bill Hickok.

Olive Oatman (1837-1903) was captured by a Native American tribe at age 14, enslaved and later sold to the Mohave people. During her time with the Mohave, they raised her as their own including giving her a ritualized blue tattoo on her chin. Later, after returning to white society she spoke highly of her treatment with the Mohave though she would often cover her tattoo in public.

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Noonan, 57, has been officiating girls and boys middle and high school basketball for four years now. As she’d watch her own daughter and son enjoy the sport, she’d often fancy herself out on the court, making those fast, hard calls in the center of it all. So when she saw an ad one day for a basketball officiating class, she jumped at it.

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“I don’t feel like other officials treat me any differently,” she says.

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During Mardi Gras season, the Parish is decked out in the traditional Carnival colors of purple, gold and green with many family-friendly parades as well as an abundance of king cakes, barbecue and crayfish boils.

But in many other ways, Lafourche, located on a 106-mile-long bayou in southeastern Louisiana, is a far cry from Bourbon Street, beignets and bar stools.

Here, life revolves around the bayou, where fishing, shrimping and oystering are time-honored professions.

When asking for directions, it’s either up the bayou, down the bayou or across the bayou. And when you say, “See you later, alligator,” it is quite possible you

will see an alligator sooner rather than later.

We learned this on our initial ride on an airboat, a combination of a large rusty old rowboat with multiple mismatched seats at varying elevations.

With Captain Jeremy presiding, we proceeded on a thrill ride through

extensive native greenery and wetlands at 40 miles per hour.

First, we communed with Big Al, a 13-foot gator weighing in at 1,000 pounds. To accentuate his largesse, Jeremy picked up his tail as well as his very large pointy-nailed, four-toed foot to illustrate how close they’ve become over the years.

Then his buddy, Sneaky, upstaged him by practically joining us on the boat as Jeremy deposited bits of chicken into his enormous and menacing mouth. A bit further down the bayou, Brutus came when called. Okay, so he knew there was chicken waiting, but still.

If history is your thing, visit Laurel Valley Village, the largest surviving 19th- and 20th-century sugar plantation complex in the United States. It contains nearly 60 original structures including a 1905 general store with a delightful assortment of the odd, the old, and sometimes unidentifiable including antique tools and farm implements used in the cultivation of sugarcane. And the Center for Traditional Louisiana Boat Building offers a look at how boats of yesteryear (pirogues, skiffs and dugout boats) were built.

Dining options allow you to sample cultural foods created from centuriesold recipes of French, Spanish, German,

Cajun music is often created with old-timey accordions, fiddles, guitars, and triangles African, Native American and Italian influences.

Louisiana’s Cajun Bayou has over 25 fairs and festivals throughout the year which celebrate everything from gumbo to Cajun jam music, all proclaiming the proud sense of community and the emphasis on family.

Being Cajun means something different to the locals, depending upon whom you ask. To many, it’s the honored heritage imbued by the French Acadians who settled here in the 1750s. For others, it’s the catfish fingers and special gumbo (no okra please – that’s New Orleans Creolestyle). Often, it’s the music – slightly different than New Orleans Zydeco – created with accordions, fiddles, guitars, and triangles.

To the visitor, Cajun may describe the ubiquitous nature of crayfish, the strange accent and the prevalence of white rubber shrimping boots, known locally as Cajun Reeboks.

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In the vein of Andy Rooney, Erma Bombeck, and Nora Ephron, Goldfein’s relatable collection of 50 essays sheds new light on ordinary events. Her chapter titles alone will make you smile: “Women Who Pack (and Men Who Don’t),” “The Insomnia Games,” “Death, Taxes, and the Annual Exam,” and “Are There Outlet Malls in Heaven?”

So who is this insightful, funny and honest writer who takes a light but piercing look at life as we age?

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Takes the journey together. Walks on beach, sunsets, hiking, etc. Kind at heart.

Treasure Island/St. Pete.

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NS, ND.

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I am H. Tampa.

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