My Dog Ate My Homework. My poem :) What do you think? “My dog ate my homework I swear to you I know it seems silly But it’s the truth”! She looks at me with a frown And says to me “Now we know that did not happen Take your seat Billy” “My dog ate my homework”!. Poetry. Homework It’s in that dusty corner of my room The part where my mom forgot to vacuum The coldest part too. It’s all in there sandwiched with my smelly old socks and the two weeks overdue book I just don’t want to go near it It might eat me alive I sit in my pink bean bag chair Coming up with excuses that might seem more realistic than My dog ate my homework.. Poetry Minute. 539.869.721.5.. My dog ate my Homework. The dog ate my homework What do you think of my poem. My Doggy Ate My Homework by Dave Crawley.. We are having a poem off,, I wanted a short poem that is funny and appropriate, but it could also be a serious one, but i prefer a funny