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with my dog, Ramses, and some rePlease send me a copy of what you come up freshments Mamie brought outit out! that with and I will check did not include raw meat or vegetables Thanks! 1210 Evergreen Rd. • Redway Monday – Friday 8-5 no one could pronounce. Meadows Business Park Judeen sun feel good, “Don’t that there Mamie?” Site Development She smiled and nodded and drank more tea. Brush Mulching “Afore you know it, them ol’ bears’ll Lawns be out and wrasslin’ around fer someRock Walls thin’ to eat. Gotta be careful in the Roads woods, ya know. Take a rifle along. What? Oh, a thirty-ought six should be plenty, I’m thinkin’. ‘Course ya hafta place yer shot right. Nothin’ worse than a wounded bear.” Mamie thought something less than General Engineering killing the bear should work right. Contractor #864428 “Well, Mamie,” said Windy, “there’s two schoolers of thought on that one 24251 Sherwood Rd. • Willits, CA 95490 and one of ’em’s wrong. Ya see, the hippy dippy folks carry a spray ’em can of pepper juice with ’em in the woods. And they wear these here little bells on their belt loops.” Ukiah Branch Now Open! Mamie smiled and nodded. 530 E. Perkins St. Ukiah, CA 95482 “The idear bein’ that little bell a dinJoin Today! gie-dongin’ ‘round will tell the bear, Join us and discover where financial services are offered with a voice for financial hey, thass a hooman bein’ and you betfairness and support for our members and our communities. Add your voice for a ter watch out cuz he’s smarter’n you better tomorrow- the new branch is located at the Pear Tree Shopping Center. are. But les’ jest say that ol’ bear’s got hisself a hearin’ problem and that bell don’t mean nothin’ to him. Wellsir, thass where that danged pepper spray comes in handy. Yep, ol’ Organtic Woodsman hisself pulls out that can and jest lets her rip right in the bear’s face. I’ll jest bet that smarts somethin’ awful, too.

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