Mommy Needs A Fucking Break: The Internal Dialogue of A Burnt-Out Mom (Cancelled Children's Book for Adults) (Need A Break)
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*** FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY ***"Momy Needs a F-ing Break: The Internal Dialogue of a BurntOut Mom"A Cancelled Children's Book for Grown-Ups Who Know Better)Once upon a meltdown, in a land of juice spills, missing socks, and 3AM tantrums, lived a mom on the edge&8212ofreason, of sanity, and definitely of sleep. Told in the charming style of a children's picture book (but absolutely not for children), this hilariously honest tale dives into the real thoughts behind the &8220I8217m fine&8221smile.From passiveaggressive playdates to solo bathroom hideouts, "Momy Needs a F-ing Break"is the side-splitting, slightly unhinged inner monologue of every mom who's ever muttered &8220WTF8221 while stepping on a LEGO.Cancelled for being "tooreal &8221this book is a perfect gift to moms who just need five damn minutes alone and maybe a glass of wine the size of their toddler. Ideal for a new mom, Mother's Day, a birthday or Christmas.Warning: Not safe for naptime story hour. Contains profanity, sarcasm, and too much truth.UK version with spelling of 'mummy' coming soon