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June 10, 2015
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AT MENA REGIONAL HEALTH SYSTEM Cassandra Walker and Mark Clayton, of Mena, are the proud parents of a baby boy, born on May 28th. Casey and Caleb Parker, of Mena, are the proud parents of a baby girl, born on June 1st. Rebecca and Jerry Morris, of Waldron, are the proud parents of a baby girl, born on June 3rd.
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The Taxman The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried over time (weightlifters, longshoremen, etc.), but nobody could do it. One day this scrawny little man came in, wearing thick glasses and a polyester suit, and said in a tiny, squeaky voice, “I’d like to try the bet.” After the laughter had died down, the bartender said OK, grabbed a lemon, and squeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little man. But the crowd’s laughter turned to total silence as the man clenched his fist around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass. As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the $1000, and asked the little man, “What do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack, a weightlifter, or what?” The man replied, “I work for the IRS.”
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Rocky & Tate
Rocky loves playing with Tate. Tate is the son, and Rocky is the puppy of Kim Moore. Please share your favorite photo of your pet. You may drop it off or mail it to: The Polk County Pulse | 1168 Hwy 71 S, Mena, AR 71953 or email: classifieds@polkcountypulse.com
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FAMILY
POLK COUNTY BIRTHS
The children of Jerry and Wanda Singleton are proud to announce their 50th Wedding Anniversary on June 13th 2015. Through the years of their union they have been blessed with 3 children, 11 grandchildren, and 3 greatgrandchildren.
Mr. and Mrs. Tim Philpot and Mr. and Mrs. Andy Kennedy wish to invite you to the up coming wedding of their children. Ashley Nicole Philpot to Colby Andrew Kennedy. The wedding will be held at Little Hope Baptist Church at Pine Ridge on July 20th at 5:00 p.m.
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