Society Bitch

Society Bitch

Soc Bitch was happy to learn that the Men’s Rugby Club have been granted a reprieve from their Phineas ban. In return, they are being forced to give up their favourite past time of downing pints. The rule, introduced by the new Food and Beverage Manager, will attempt to stop the Rugby team from scoring a “messy try” by chucking up all over the bar area.

The use of pitchers is also forbidden, with thirsty sportsfolk now forced to juggle four pint glasses, regardless of whether they are in Juggling Society or not. It remains unclear how this non-downing rule will be enforced. Soc Bitch is left wondering how many sips-per-second counts as “downing”. There may be a silver lining though: at least Rugby Club will be less likely to punch off bathroom doors if they haven’t done one or two “Johnny Wilkinsons” first.