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Original Broadway Production by Lincoln Center Theater in association with Jack Shear, New York City, 2021
Music Copyright © 2021 Tom Kitt
Lyrics Copyright © 2021 Michael Korie
Book Copyright © 2021 James Lapine
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(Last Revised—April 2026)
c haracters
Aldous Huxley—novelist, philosopher
Maria Huxley—Aldous’s wife
Cary Grant—actor
Archie Leach—Cary Grant’s younger self; also Boy
Gerald Heard—philosopher, author
Clare Booth Luce—playwright, diplomat, congresswoman
Ann—Clare’s daughter; also Judith
Austin—Clare’s mother; also Handmaiden
Dr. Harris—Cary’s psychiatrist; also Father, Interviewer, Harry
Rosalia—Clare’s maid; also Sales Clerk, Sophia Loren
time
The mid to late 1950’s
PL ace
Los Angeles area, Washington, D.C., and Ridgefield, CT.
N ote
In the 1950’s the drug LSD was legal but generally used either underground or in a clinical setting. Flying Over Sunset is a work of fiction inspired by the extraordinary lives of Aldous Huxley, Clare Booth Luce, Cary Grant, and Gerald Heard, all of whom experimented with the drug.
We know that Aldous Huxley’s first experience with a hallucinogen took place at the new Rexall Flagship Drug store in Los Angeles. He was with his wife, Maria, and old friend, Gerald Heard. When the drug hit him sooner than expected, he began tripping out on an art book.
We know that Cary Grant went to a psychiatrist once a week and took the drug.
We know that Clare Booth Luce first experienced the drug in the garden of her Ridgefield, Connecticut estate with Gerald Heard serving as her guide.
Flying Over Sunset connects the dots…
—i—
s ce N es & m usica L
#1—Prologue (The Music Plays On)
A rhythmic pulse like a heartbeat.
In dim and dappled light, ALDOUS HUXLEY, the famed British author, wanders on stage. He looks lost. Bespectacled, he wears a rumpled suit jacket and blue jeans. He takes off his eye glasses and squints, trying to get his bearings. He is mostly blind in one eye from a childhood illness, his eyesight being a continual worry.
ALDOUS puts his glasses back on and begins to hum, as if trying to remember a song. It is a waltz tune in the rhythm of the pulse. He begins to move to his humming. He attempts to remember the words quietly to himself:
ALDOUS
HMM… WHEN THE STARS— WHEN THE STARS BEGIN TO— —something… AND THE DARK—
Houselights fade as he gives up on the lyrics and goes back to just humming. Out of the darkness his wife MARIA slowly enters. She is a sensual, Belgian beauty who has a simple elegance that bespeaks a European upbringing. She begins to slowly sway to his humming, eventually singing softly:
MARIA WHEN THE STARS BEGIN TO FADE.
ALDOUS
(he sees her and smiles)
Fade. Of course. “And the dark”?
MARIA
… GIVES WAY TO DAWN.
ALDOUS
“Dawn”. A bit hokey, no?
They move towards one another and join hands.
Slowly they begin to move into a waltz to the timing of the heartbeat. Music begins to sneak in under the rhythm as they dance haltingly for a few measures.
MARIA
AS THE DANCERS BOW “FAREWELL FOR NOW”
The music plays on?
THE MUSIC PLAYS ON…
ALDOUS
MARIA
ALDOUS
Of course…
The rest of the characters enter one at a time and move in a stylized fashion around MARIA and ALDOUS:
CARY GRANT. The famed movie star, elegantly dressed in casual Beverly Hills attire. He gracefully circles around the couple. He is quickly followed by:
ARCHIE LEACH. Aged 10, Cary’s younger self. He is dressed like a girl from the early 20th century. He mirrors CARY’s movements.
GERALD HEARD. A fellow writer and philosopher, and Aldous and Maria’s closest friend. He is an unusual looking fellowhis reddish hair combed tight against his head, his mustache and goatee flowing freely.
CLARE BOOTH LUCE. A beautiful woman of indeterminate age, perfectly coiffed and elegantly dressed in a business suit. Without missing a beat she moves in a circle around the HUXLEYS.
ANN, Clare’s daughter, aged 19, and AUSTIN, Clare’s mother, 50-ish, spiral in amongst the others with a desk on wheels, which they place center stage. There is a microphone on the desk.
ROSALIA. Italian, mid-20’s, Clare’s devoted maid, dances on spinning a chair on wheels as her partner and places it behind the desk beginning our stage picture.
A standing microphone is placed before ALDOUS and a bank of microphones end up in front of CARY. CLARE takes her place standing behind the desk.
As the music fades everyone else leaves the stage. Suddenly there is an explosion of light bulbs popping like fireworks, illuminating ALDOUS, CLARE, and CARY. ALDOUS continues, shielding the light:
(ALDOUS)
Please, no flashbulbs. I am almost totally blind in my right eye as it is.
(he recovers and removes his glasses)
I had no idea there would be photographers here.
ALDOUS dabs his bad eye with his handkerchief and then puts his glasses back on.
CARY
I want to thank the Hollywood Press Corps for coming today. I have some news I would like to share with you.
ALDOUS
I’m Aldous Huxley and I wish to thank the Los Angeles Board of Education for allowing me to speak today in defense of Miss Nelson, the teacher who was fired.
Loud pounding gavel.
#1A—Prologue Speeches
CLARE
(standing with her hand raised)
I, Clare Booth Luce, swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me God.
CLARE sits.
ALDOUS
I would never have imagined almost two decades after “Brave New World” was published that it would still be a subject of such controversy.
CARY
After almost two glorious decades making some 61 films—well, Cary Grant has decided to retire from the movies.
CLARE
It’s an honor to appear before the Senate Committee on Foreign Affairs as President Eisenhower’s nominee for the Ambassadorship to Brazil.
CARY
Retirement will be a big change for me. I will begin by taking an extended vacation with my wife Betsy Drake.
CLARE
As I testified in 1953 when I was appointed Ambassador to Italy, my husband Henry Luce, the publisher of Life and Time magazines, will not participate in my responsibilities.
ALDOUS
Even if the book is banned, why shouldn’t a teacher recommend it to one of her students as “outside” reading?
CLARE
(smiles cunningly)
Yes, Senator Morse, I do still believe there are subversive elements in every country.
CARY
On a more serious note, I also wanted to address the continued injustice that’s playing out against Charlie Chaplin.
The heartbeats return as the following remarks begin to tumble over one another, building in intensity.
ALDOUS (amused)
The book is a novel and no student is going to run out and take a drug called Soma because there is no real drug called Soma!
CARY
There has never been a shred of evidence to prove that Mr. Chaplin is a Communist.
CLARE
Well, Communism is a real threat in Brazil as well as many other countries in South America.
ALDOUS
Burn my book if you like, but reinstate the student’s teacher.
CARY
It’s time to change this terrible mind-set—
CLARE
No, I will not amend my statement.
… stand tall and confront your fears…
ALDOUS
CARY
… time to stop being driven by our fears…
CLARE
… and address the Communist fear head on…
CARY & ALDOUS
… and right a wrong.
A flash illuminates the three areas. They stand frozen for a moment. Silence, then the heartbeat returns. To themselves:
Why the hell am I sitting here again?
CLARE
CARY
Why didn’t I just send out a press release?
ALDOUS
Why did I think they’d even read my book?
ALDOUS, CLARE, & CARY
Why did I think I could change their minds?
Lights change dramatically and all freeze except ALDOUS and GERALD, who cock their heads to listen to the following jingle overhead:
JINGLE SINGERS (V.O.)
WELCOME TO REXALL!
THE WORLD’S BIGGEST DRUG STORE!
We segue to Rexall.
SCENE 1—1: REXALL DRUG STORE, HOLLYWOOD
An abstract approximation of a large drugstore: aisles of shelves full of various products.
ALDOUS and GERALD are perusing the displays. Other CUSTOMERS come and go occasionally being helped by a SALES CLERK.
ALDOUS stops at a shelf filled with deodorants. GERALD follows him.
ALDOUS
All these deodorants. Why must we smell like something other than ourselves, Gerald?
GERALD
Perfume has been around for a rather long time.
ALDOUS
Yes, because people had no water in which to bathe. People don’t stink like that now. Especially in Hollywood.
(picks up a deodorant and smells it)
“Mum”? Who would name a deodorant after their mother?
GERALD
A team of advertising people, no doubt.
ALDOUS (chuckles)
Of course…
GERALD (beat; change of tone)
Aldous, how are you finding Maria?
ALDOUS
She has been in excellent spirits.
GERALD
(not quite concurring)
Do you think taking her to the mountains today is a good idea? Isn’t it a little soon after the surgery?
ALDOUS
It was her idea, Gerald! You worry too much.
GERALD
Well, I’m concerned—
ALDOUS (snaps)
Stop it! She’ll be fine! The last thing she wants is to be fussed over!
ALDOUS, flustered, turns his attention back to the shelf. MARIA returns with a bag containing her prescriptions.
MARIA
Aldous, I thought you were going to wait outside.
ALDOUS
It was taking you forever and I didn’t want to miss out on the world’s biggest drug store. It was too tempting.
MARIA
Yes, apparently it’s so large that they couldn’t even find my prescription.
(ALDOUS laughs, then gives MARIA a big kiss; she laughs and he then moves to another shelf; to GERALD:)
Has it already begun?
GERALD
Evidently…
MARIA (to GERALD)
So much faster than the mescaline?
I know! I gave him a small amount.
GERALD
MARIA (moves to ALDOUS)
How are you, darling? Your pupils are quite dilated.
ALDOUS (wolfish)
The better to see you with, my dear! They burst out laughing.
MARIA
What is it like? Is it agreeable?
ALDOUS (beat)
Well, now that you mention it. I feel quite extraordinary!
MARIA (to GERALD)
What does LSD stand for again?
Lysergic acid diethyl-amide 25.
GERALD
MARIA
Who could remember that?
GERALD (to MARIA)
We should go before it intensifies.
MARIA
Yes.
A BOY dressed in a cowboy outfit and a Davy Crocket coonskin hat walks over to the SALES CLERK with his DAD.
The toy department?
Right this way.
ALDOUS taps the BOY’s shoulder.
DAD
SALES CLERK
ALDOUS
(smiling)
Remember the Alamo!
The boy’s DAD smiles weakly and takes the BOY’s hand and follows the SALES CLERK to another part of the store.
MARIA
(moving to ALDOUS)
To the mountains as we planned, darling.
ALDOUS
But this place is quite remarkable. Look! They even sell art books! (he picks up a book) Botticelli, no less.
(GERALD and MARIA come to him)
Dear Sandro Botticelli. That you ever could have dreamed that 500 years later you would be in a drug store…
(studies the book cover)
“The Birth of Venus”. A painting whose popularity I have never understood. But he certainly did know how to paint a head of hair. How wonderful the way she gathers it over her pudenda.
(MARIA and GERALD laugh)
Pudenda. Isn’t language a wonder? Sandro excelled at painting women. A homosexual you know. Like you, Gerald.
MARIA
Darling!
GERALD
It’s quite all right. Not much of a secret.
(He sees the SALES CLERK and waves. She exits.)
Nor should it be.
ALDOUS
But all the same…
MARIA
ALDOUS
(turns the page)
Ah now, look at this wonderful painting.
“The Return of Judith to Bethulia.”
He holds it to them.
Music begins in the manner of an Italian bel canto opera.
In the distance we begin to hear the voices of JUDITH and her HANDMAIDEN singing under the following dialogue.
JUDITH & HANDMAIDEN
BELLA DONNA DI AGONIA.
ALDOUS
A small painting, you know. Not grand like “Venus.”
JUDITH & HANDMAIDEN
BELLA DONNA DI FEROCITA.
VALOROSAMENTE
LA SPADA IN MANO, L’EROE EBREA.
Which one is Judith?
ALDOUS
(he points to the image in the book)
She leads the way of course. With a bloody sword in one hand and an olive branch in the other…
MARIA
Judith from the Bible?
ALDOUS
The Savior of the Jews! Judith seduced the enemy general, Holofernes.
Magically, JUDITH appears leading the way as her HANDMAIDEN follows, carrying a basket atop her head which holds the decapitated head of Holofernes. She snuck into his tent, plied him with wine, and then chopped off his head!
JUDITH & HANDMAIDEN
BELLA DONNA DI CORAGGIO. BELLA DONNA CON DOMESTICA.
SANGUE SU ARMA, FOGLIE DI PACE, TORNA A BETULIA!
Growing more excited, ALDOUS points out the HANDMAIDEN.
ALDOUS
HERE’S THE HANDMAID, WITH THE HEAD!
HANDMAIDEN
AHH…
ALDOUS
HOLOFERNES, FRESHLY DEAD!
JUDITH
AH…
As lights change, ALDOUS leaves MARIA and GERALD in a freeze and joins JUDITH and her HANDMAIDEN. The women circle ALDOUS.
ALDOUS
JUDITH GAZES AS SHE RAISES HER SHARP SABER TINGED IN RED!
The HANDMAIDEN takes the head out of the basket and brandishes it in front of ALDOUS.
HANDMAIDEN
AHH! AH-AH-AH AHH…
JUDITH & HANDMAIDEN
BELLA DONNA DI AGONIA.
BELLA DONNA MADRE E MAESTRA!
CI SALVI DALLA DISTRUZIONE, MA SEMPRE LA MIA DONNA!
AHH… AHH…
ALDOUS
(ALDOUS)
(mesmerized)
An exceptional heroine, bravery personified.
JUDITH
Not quite.
THE HEBREWS CHOSE ME BECAUSE OF MY BEAUTY TO ENTER THE ENEMY’S TENT AFRAID AS COULD BE, I DISCHARGED A DUTY THIS PAINTER HAS MISREPRESENTED. YOU MEN EQUATE VIOLENCE WITH VALOR, MAKE MYTH OF WHAT NEVER HAS BEEN. A WOMAN EXEMPLIFIES COURAGE BY FINDING HER POWER WITHIN. CIAO!
HANDMAIDEN
ARRIVEDERCI!
JUDITH and HANDMAIDEN begin their exit.
ALDOUS returns to MARIA and GERALD and as the lights slowly restore, he studies the image in the book.
ALDOUS
BEEN TO FLORENCE MANY TIMES BEFORE. STOOD BEFORE THIS PAINTING I ADORE. NOW, TO MY EYESIGHT, EVEN WITH MY SIGHT, I SUDDENLY SEE… MUCH MORE!
JUDITH & HANDMAIDEN
LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA LA
AHH
AHH
He turns to MARIA, removes his glasses and looks at her, stunned. He begins to cry.
What is it, Aldous?
GERALD
MARIA
What?
ALDOUS looks back at the page, then up and all around him.
ALDOUS
My eyes. The right eye is working! Not since I was 16—everything is dimensional again!
GERALD
(amazed)
It’s the drug…
#3—Wondrous Aldous
ALDOUS fixates on the ceiling lights. They begin to animate and lower to him as they change color. ALDOUS moves around them.
ALDOUS
(thrilled)
The light? I am seeing the light…
IT’S WONDROUS! OH MY LORD, WONDROUS! THE LIGHT HAS DIMENSION, IT’S FULLY 3-D.
THE WAVELENGTHS AND MYRIAD COLORS I SEE, THE ELECTROMAGNETIC SPECTRUM! A PRISM OF COLOR, A RAINBOW TO SOME. (spins in delight) Red! Orange! Yellow! Indigo! Violet! Blue!
IT’S WONDROUS! VISION IS WONDROUS! THE LIGHT FROM THE CEILING SPILLS DOWN TO THE FLOOR, REFRACTS OFF THE WOOD, WAIT, NO WOOD IN THIS STORE.
(he drops to the floor)
IT’S LINOLEUM, I SHOULD HAVE GUESSED! IT LOOKS LIKE REAL WOOD BUT IT’S LINSEED OIL, PRESSED!
(he begins laughing hysterically)
Amazing. Both fake and real. What an illusion!
MARIA
(as if to a child)
All right. Stand up dear. She goes to pull him up but he grabs her skirt.
ALDOUS
(rapturously)
Oh, Maria… look!
THE FOLDS IN YOUR SKIRT, OH MY YES. THE WAY THE LIGHT SHIMMERS AND SHIFTS. THE SHEEN OF YOUR STOCKINGS BENEATH YOUR DRESS I NOTICE EACH TIME YOUR HEM LIFTS… He lifts her skirt. MARIA flicks his hand away, laughing, as GERALD tries to raise ALDOUS from the floor. ALDOUS grabs his trousers.
And your trousers, Gerald!
What of my trousers?
THEY’RE WONDROUS,
GERALD
ALDOUS
GERALD
Wondrous?
ALDOUS
UTTERLY WONDROUS!
THE MOVEMENT, THE MOTION, EACH THREAD INTERTWINED, THE HERRINGBONE LEAPING ACROSS YOUR BEHIND LIKE A CARDIOGRAPH ZIGS AND ZAGS.
THE PLEAT, BATHED IN SHADOW, THE SEAT, WHERE IT SAGS.
(suddenly alarmed)
Oh no!
What?
MARIA & GERALD
ALDOUS
A CIGARETTE BURN! AND LOOK HERE—A SMUDGE. GERALD, THESE TROUSERS ARE NONE TOO PRISTINE, NOR TOO CLEAN, AND SOMEWHAT SMELLY.
GERALD
THEY’RE OLD.
ALDOUS
SO’S AN OLD MASTER. SO’S BOTTICELLI. CHERISH YOUR TROUSERS, GERALD. MEND THEM TONIGHT WHEN YOU UNDRESS. OH, ISN’T EYESIGHT WONDROUS?
DAD with his young BOY wander back heading for the exit. The BOY stops.
BOY (to ALDOUS)
I’m going to be Davy Crockett for Halloween.
ALDOUS
Oh, you know poor Davy was executed by the Mexican army.
DAD
(stunned, he pulls the BOY towards the exit)
Let’s get going, Timmy. (beat)
I told you not to speak to strangers. They exit.
MARIA and GERALD lift ALDOUS up. She takes his face in her hands.
MARIA
Come along, darling. You are floating on another plane. We need to leave.
ALDOUS (standing)
Maria, my Maria. Me with one eye. You now with one breast.
MARIA (laughing)
Maybe if I take this drug I will feel my missing part, too.
ALDOUS (serious; he studies her)
How are you, my dear?
MARIA
(moved)
I am fine. I am just fine.
Are you? Your skin. So pale.
ALDOUS
MARIA
I haven’t been outside in weeks, dear. That’s why I want to go to the mountains.
ALDOUS
Your eyes. Still bright and beautiful. (takes her face in his hands) THEY’RE WONDROUS, UTTERLY WONDROUS. NOT BROWN AND NOT HAZEL, THEY’RE RIGHT IN-BETWEEN. THROUGH DARK SABLE LASHES, THOSE FLASHES OF GREEN, I NEVER QUITE NOTICED BEFORE. LIKE GLEAMS IN A FOREST I’M DRAWN TO EXPLORE. ARE YOU CERTAIN, MY DARLING, YOU’RE FINE?
MARIA
Yes!
ALDOUS YOU PROMISE, FOREVER, YOU’LL ALWAYS BE MINE? WHATEVER MAY COME, YOU’LL NEVER LEAVE ME?
MARIA
What a question!
ALDOUS
But we must ask the questions, Maria. Right? Isn’t that right, Gerald?
GERALD
If you say so, Aldous.
I am strong, Aldous.
MARIA
Like Judith!
ALDOUS
MARIA (laughs)
Like Judith! I will win the battle and I will never leave you, Aldous. Do you hear me? Answer me that question.
ALDOUS
I hear you, my dear. They begin to get emotional and hug.
Come, you two. That’s enough of that.
GERALD
ALDOUS
You are my dearest and oldest friend, Gerald. And my guide. And you are my heart, Maria. And you, Botticelli, you are my sight.
ALDOUS grabs the book out of GERALD’s hands.
THANK YOU FOR THIS GIFT TO RE-EXPLORE EVERYTHING IN LIFE I MISSED BEFORE. THANKS, AND GOD BLESS YOU. AND ONE MORE—YES, YOU: (with a sweeping gesture) TO REXALL!
ALDOUS motions MARIA, GERALD and the passing SALES CLERK to join in.
ALDOUS, GERALD, MARIA, & SALES CLERK
THE WORLD’S BIGGEST DRUG STORE!
MARIA grabs ALDOUS by the arm as GERALD hands the book back to the SALES CLERK.
Can we get out of this place!
MARIA
Yes, please!
GERALD
I suppose it is a bit sterile…
ALDOUS
They laugh as they pull ALDOUS to the exit.
SCENE 1—2: A PSYCHIATRIST’S OFFICE, BEVERLY HILLS
A psychiatrist’s office. Sleek and impeccable; a chaise; a coat rack, all in the style of Eames.
DR. HARRIS sits at the desk. Middle-aged. Nondescript. Tie and jacket. Clark Kent glasses and slickly parted hair.
Pacing around the room is CARY. Uneasy.
CARY
And has Betsy spoken to you about the troubles in our marriage?
HARRIS
I would never divulge anything Mrs. Grant has said here to you, and vice-a-versa.
CARY
What with my high profile—well if anything were to get out to the press—
HARRIS
This is a medical setting, Mr. Grant, and all conversations are kept in total confidence.
CARY
Thank you.
Would you like to sit?
HARRIS
CARY (he stops pacing)
I’d like to know about this medication you have been giving Betsy.
HARRIS (beat)
It’s called LSD for short. It’s a class of drugs that by temporarily lessening the supply of glucose to the brain can help a patient to access pertinent personal information.
CARY
How does that work?
HARRIS
There is a belief, Mr. Grant, that we’re capable of remembering everything that has ever happened to us. The function of the brain is to protect us from being overwhelmed by this enormous mass of information. This drug helps us to rediscover events from our past that may give us insight into ourselves.
CARY
Are there side effects?
HARRIS
It does heighten visual data, which can become overwhelming for some, but generally, there are no side effects once it wears off.
CARY (beat)
I would like to try it.
All right. Why would you like to try it?
HARRIS
CARY
I want to experience what Betsy has been experiencing.
HARRIS (smiles)
Most people generally come to me to discuss pressing personal issues.
CARY
I’m not most people.
HARRIS (amused)
That may be true in terms of your particular place in the world—but you are human all the same. (beat)
Please sit. (he doesn’t; beat)
I gather you have recently retired from the movies.
Time to do something else.
CARY
HARRIS
Unusual to walk away from a job most people could only dream of having.
CARY (to himself)
Most people… (firmly)
Please. I would like to try this drug.
HARRIS (beat)
Alright, do sit down then. (CARY reluctantly sits on the edge of the chaise as HARRIS goes to his desk and gets a pad and pen)
Have you seen a psychiatrist before?
No.
CARY
HARRIS
You’ve never had any serious psychological problems?
CARY
No.
HARRIS
And you are open to beginning treatment with me?
CARY
I’m open to experiencing this drug now.
HARRIS
I don’t begin administering this medication until I’ve had at least one session—
CARY
(stands and explodes)
For crying out loud, doctor, just give me the goddamn drug! (beat; shocked by his outburst)
Forgive me. That was uncalled for. I seldom lose my temper like that… (beat; he walks to HARRIS; vulnerable) It took a great deal for me to come here today.
HARRIS
I understand…
CARY
(deferential)
Doc. May I please try the drug?
Beat. HARRIS points to CARY to sit back down, which he does. He continues to speak as he prepares a glass of water and a dropper, carefully dispensing drops of LSD into it.
Did you drive here?
Yes.
HARRIS
CARY
HARRIS
You won’t be able to drive home after you take this.
CARY
Fine, I will call a taxicab.
HARRIS
Very well. We begin with a fairly light dosage. He moves over to CARY with the glass. CARY studies it, then:
CARY
Bottoms up!
He drinks it.
HARRIS
You will be more comfortable lying back on the chaise. I like to give my patients eyeshades. It helps them to focus—
CARY
I don’t care to lie down, and I certainly am not about to put on eyeshades.
HARRIS
Very well.
(he goes back to his desk, sits and opens a notepad)
Now, tell me something about yourself. Where and when were you born?
CARY (reluctantly)
Bristol. 1904.
I don’t know Bristol.
HARRIS
CARY
It’s an industrial town in the southwest of England.
HARRIS
And what is your real name?
Cary Grant.
CARY
HARRIS
I’m sorry—what I meant was the name you were born to. I assume the studio changed it.
CARY (beat)
Archibald Leach.
And what did your father do in Bristol?
HARRIS
He was a presser in a tailor’s shop.
CARY
HARRIS
Siblings?
CARY
An older brother who died at a young age.
HARRIS
How did he die?
CARY
My mother accidentally slammed his thumb in a door. It turned gangrene.
HARRIS
Oh. I’m sorry.
CARY
I also have step-siblings, but I don’t really know them.
HARRIS
By your mother?
No. Father.
Parents divorced? (beat)
Mr. Grant?
CARY
HARRIS
CARY
My mother disappeared when I was 10.
HARRIS
She disappeared?
CARY
That’s what my father said. Weeks later he told me she died of a heart attack.
HARRIS
Who cared for you?
CARY
My father, briefly, then relatives for awhile, but mostly I took care of myself. I was a working kid, doc. I danced in the music halls since the age of six.
HARRIS
That’s extraordinary. Why did your Father—
CARY
You know, this isn’t for me. My apologies. (he stands and moves towards the door)
I think I’ll drive home before this stuff kicks in.
HARRIS
Seriously. You can’t leave. You have taken a powerful medication—
CARY
You said it was a mild dosage and I don’t feel anything.
HARRIS
You don’t feel anything yet.
CARY
If you prefer, I’ll take a cab. HARRIS rushes to him, blocking him from the door.
HARRIS
You can’t leave this office.
CARY
I wouldn’t have come if I knew I was going to be given the third degree.
HARRIS
What did you expect?
CARY
I expected to try this drug, and then go home!
He goes to leave, but HARRIS physically stops him, and CARY recoils. Don’t touch me!
HARRIS
What did you expect to get out of taking the drug?
CARY
I told you. I wanted to see what Betsy calls this “revelation”. What am I missing?
HARRIS
What are you missing?
I beg your pardon!
CARY
HARRIS
What do you see as missing in your life? That’s a very common feeling most people have at one time or another.
(CARY winces when he hears “most people” again)
Many of them come here to discuss just that.
Have It All
(HARRIS) (beat)
Mr. Grant?
CARY is suddenly lost in his thoughts. The lights slowly start to change. Color begins to take over the white California light.
CARY
I HAVE IT ALL. I’M THE MAN I WANT TO BE. WHAT MAN ON EARTH WOULDN’T TRADE HIS LIFE TO BE ME? MY FACE SAYS “FAME” TO A HUNDRED MILLION FANS.
(CARY) AND SETS MORE HEARTS AFLAME THAN ANY OTHER MAN’S.
Do you enjoy that?
HARRIS
CARY
Everyone wants to be Cary Grant, Doc. Even me. WE ACTORS, WELL— NOW AND THEN I GET CONFUSED. IT’S HARD TO TELL WHAT IS REAL AND WHAT’S ILLUSION. THEY PICK ME UP IN THE MORNING, AND DRIVE ME TO THE SET. GROOM ME, WAX ME, DRESS ME, LIGHT ME, EVERY NEED IS MET. GORGEOUS WOMEN FLIRT WITH ME. SOMETIMES MEN, AND YET NONE OF IT IS REAL, BUT IT IS, BUT IT’S NOT. WHAT IT IS… I FORGET.
CARY loses his balance momentarily.
HARRIS I see.
HARRIS carefully guides CARY to the chaise, where he sits on the edge.
CARY THEN HOMEWARD BOUND TO BE BORED WITH BETSY DRAKE. I LIE AROUND THEN RETIRE WITH A HEADACHE. AND THEN I CAN’T WAIT TO GET TO THE SET AGAIN, GET MADE-UP, GROOMED AND DRESSED; THE ILLUSION FEELS MORE REAL THAN THE REST.
(CARY)
I HAVE IT ALL. I HAVE IT ALL. I JUST WISH I WERE SOMEWHAT LESS BLESSED. (beat; his feet begin to tap nervously)
My feet are tingling.
#6—Funny Money Archie, Cary, Father
Cary’s younger self—ARCHIE, around 12 years of age—materializes out of nowhere. He wears a girl’s dress circa 1915.
A spotlight hits ARCHIE and he sings to us. CARY watches him, delighted.
ARCHIE
SOME BLIGHTERS EARN A LIVIN’ WORKIN’ ‘ARD THE LIVE-LONG DAY.
HARRIS steps away and goes to his desk and picks up his note pad. A tinny piano begins playing an introduction to an old British music hall song. The tune turns into a quaintly old-fashioned tap number.
(ARCHIE)
MY PEOPLE AIN’T SO HOLY AS A SAINT SO HERE’S THE WAY WE PAY THE LANDLORD…
I know this…
CARY
HARRIS
Excuse me?
ARCHIE
PAPA’S IN THE PARK TO MOOCH. MUMSY’S BREWIN’ BATHTUB HOOCH. SISSY SELLS THE SAILORS KISSY-WISSIES. BROTHER PICKS THE PANTS OF—
CARY
(it’s coming back)
NANCY SISSIES… !
ARCHIE
GRAMPS IS PRINTIN’ PHONY QUID. NANA—
CARY
— FLIPS THE ALMS BOX LID!
I knew I knew it!
Right in!
ARCHIE
ME, I JUGGLE PLATES AND MAKE ‘EM SPIN, AND THE FUNNY MONEY ROLLS RIGHT IN.
CARY
ARCHIE & CARY
NOW THE FUNNY MONEY ROLLS RIGHT IN!
ARCHIE does a little soft-shoe, whistling the tune.
Copying him, CARY joins in, interjecting “straight man” lines as they dance. (WHISTLE!)
CARY
THE TAKE IS TIDY!
ARCHIE & CARY (WHISTLE!)
CARY
MONDAY TO FRIDEE.
ARCHIE
AUNTIE PINCHES SILVER SPOONS AND CREAMERS.
CARY
UNCLE STEALS THE WHEELS OFF STANLEY STEAMERS.
ARCHIE
COUSIN FREDDIE FENCES LOOT.
HIS LITTLE ‘OBBY.
CARY
ARCHIE
‘IDES IT IN THE LAUNDRY CHUTE.
CARY
(winks broadly, confides) TO TRICK THE BOBBY!
ARCHIE & CARY
I’M IN BUSKER ALLEY TUM-BLE-LIN’—
ARCHIE AND THE FUNNY MONEY ROLLS RIGHT—
CARY
THE FUNNY MONEY ROLLS RIGHT IN!
ARCHIE
Come on!
Dance break here where CARY and ARCHIE really begin to wig out.
HARRIS
(he stands)
Mr. Grant, what are you doing?
(They continue to dance.)
Are you sure you don’t want to sit, Mr. Grant?
CARY
I have a number to finish. Please take your seat.
CARY begins to tap madly around the room, bouncing off the walls and leaping on to Harris’ desk. ARCHIE watches in amazement until CARY sees HARRIS, who has transformed into Cary’s FATHER. (He now wears a worker’s hat and has taken his glasses and suit jacket off.) CARY stops dancing as he looks in horror as his FATHER moves menacingly towards ARCHIE.
CARY dances into a frenzy, he turns around two times then makes eye contact with the conductor…
The music grows darker, as do the lights.
FATHER
(in a Cockney accent)
LOOK AT YOU YA’ LITTLE FAIRY, IN A GIRLIE’S DRESS.
ARCHIE
Mother put it on me.
FATHER
DON’T YOU KNOW YOUR MOTHER’S CRAZY? WHO ARE YOU, HER WEE PRIN-CESS?
ARCHIE
Am not, pops.
FATHER
WEAR A PAIR OF PANTS, YOU SISSY, LIKE A PROPER LAD PUTS ON. BLAME YOUR MOTHER.
ARCHIE (glances around) WHERE IS MOTHER?
FATHER (shrugs, lying) HOW SHOULD I KNOW? GONE.
ARCHIE “Gone?”
CARY
TELL ME WHY YOU LIED TO ME! FATHER turns to CARY, who has stepped down from the desk.
FATHER
TO SPARE YOUR FUTURE, SON! BEFORE SHE’D MADE A POOF OF YOU, I DID WHAT MUST BE DONE.
ARCHIE
(to FATHER)
I hate you!! I have always HATED YOU!
FATHER slaps ARCHIE across the face. He and CARY recoil at the same moment.
HIT ME! GO ON, HURT ME!
I WON’T BLINK AN EYE!
I WON’T EVEN FLINCH!
ARCHIE & CARY
YOU CAN’T MAKE ME CRY!
The music suddenly segues back to the jaunty music hall ditty as FATHER recedes, and CARY and ARCHIE return to their song-and-dance routine.
ARCHIE
TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT “THE BELT.”
CARY
(nonchalant)
THAT’S ALL BEHIND ME!
(pointing to CARY’s butt)
ARCHIE
RIGHT THERE ON YOUR ARSE, THAT WELT!
CARY
(mock annoyance)
MUST YOU REMIND ME?
ARCHIE
LIVIN’ HAND TO MOUTH, DEPRESSED AND MOODY.
CARY
LOOK-IT ME TODAY.
BLIMEY, WHAT THEY PAY, JUST TO HEAR ME SAYIN’ “JUDY, JUDY, JUDY.”
(they laugh)
THOUGH FOR NOW YOUR LIFE IS ROUGH—
ARCHIE
TILL YOU REWROTE IT!
CARY
“CHIN UP, KID, A CHAMP HANGS TOUGH!”
ARCHIE
(scoffs)
(big finish)
DON’T SUGAR-COAT IT!
HUNGRY ALL THE TIME, I’M BONES ‘N SKIN… !
CARY
TILL THE FUNNY MONEY HELPS YOU WIN!
ARCHIE
ME, WIN?!
CARY
WHEN THE FUNNY MONEY ROLLS
ARCHIE AND ROLLS
CARY AND ROLLS
CARY & ARCHIE AND ROLLS AND ROLLS AND ROLLS RIGHT IN!
The song culminates as CARY and ARCHIE dance feverishly until CARY flings himself onto the chaise for the button. He lies lifeless for a moment.
Mr. Grant? (no response)
Mr. Grant!
(CARY looks around, disoriented.)
What was that song you were singing?
HARRIS
CARY (stoned)
Oh. An old music hall tune.
It’s charming.
“Charming.” That’s the card I played.
HARRIS
CARY
ARCHIE
Still are.
HARRIS
Did you enjoy performing at the music hall?
CARY
I enjoyed making a little money. Sometimes we would pick a few pockets for extra.
ARCHIE
You better shut up. You’re going to get us in trouble.
CARY
No need to be frightened. If there’s anything to be frightened of it’s that outfit. (to HARRIS)
Who would put a boy in girl’s clothes?
Who’s wearing girl’s clothes?
HARRIS
CARY
My mother dressed me as a girl when I was growing up. Maybe she was crazy…
HARRIS
Did you protest?
CARY
(slightly embarrassed)
Fact is, I liked it—and I hated it.
Mostly hated it!
You shut up, Archie!
ARCHIE
CARY
HARRIS
Who are you talking to?
ARCHIE (questioningly)
AND THE FUNNY MONEY ROLLS RIGHT IN… ?
CARY
Right in.
ARCHIE (sees HARRIS)
No!
Frightened, ARCHIE recoils behind the settee. CARY turns around and sees HARRIS, who has taken his glasses off to rub his eye. CARY, shocked, cowers.
What is it?
You look a little like my father…
HARRIS
CARY
HARRIS
(putting his glasses back on)
Don’t worry. I’m not your father.
CARY relaxes. He whistles the final notes of the tune, slow and deliberately as HARRIS pulls out a pair of eyeshades and carefully puts them on CARY.
Lights fade to black.
SCENE 1—3: CLARE’S ESTATE, CONNECTICUT
CLARE paces around the patio of her Ridgefield estate, as GERALD carefully uses a dropper to administer exactly three drops of LSD into a glass of water. She is dressed casually on a beautiful and warm day in May, the foliage in mid-bloom. A giant weeping willow shades them from the sun.
CLARE (beat)
I am a wee bit nervous, Gerald.
GERALD
No need to be nervous. I am giving you a small amount. But if you don’t want to—
CLARE
No, no. I want to try it. I’m not that nervous—more excited I suppose.
(She goes over and takes the glass and holds it up to toast)
Well, here’s to “the doors of perception”!
(GERALD laughs. CLARE gulps down the liquid)
Doesn’t taste like much. I hope this will be all that Mr. Huxley’s book suggests. I would love to meet him one day.
GERALD
Come to California.
CLARE
If I only had the time. I miss it there.
(takes a deep breath; looks at the glass)
It’s so exciting to be experiencing something new.
GERALD
You love that.
CLARE
Yes, I love a new experience. How many times have you taken this?
GERALD
I’ve had my fair share. And now I enjoy guiding others.
Well, thank you so much for being here.
CLARE
GERALD
(laughing it off)
You don’t need to thank me.
CLARE
No, I mean it. It’s wonderful when you come East for a visit. There are so few people I can really be myself with.
GERALD
It’s a pleasure to visit Connecticut.
ROSALIA, Clare’s devoted housemaid, enters and puts a plate of fruit down on the table.
Grazie, Rosalia.
CLARE
ROSALIA
Signora Luce, hai bisongo di qualcosa? Stavo andando in città per fare un po‘ di shopping.
CLARE
(to GERALD)
Can Rosalia get you anything, darling?
GERALD
No, I’m fine.
Grazie, Rosalia.
CLARE
GERALD
Grazie.
(ROSALIA smiles at GERALD and exits.)
She’s been with you a long time.
Since my first day at the embassy.
CLARE
GERALD
Will she go to Brazil with you?
CLARE begins to pace around again.
CLARE
(lost in thought)
How long will this take?
GERALD
Depends. Everyone is different. Maybe twenty minutes or so before you feel something— maybe longer. I suggest we chant.
CLARE (beat)
Gerald?
Yes?
GERALD
CLARE
I better get this off my chest before this stuff kicks in: I’ve been thinking I should withdraw my name.
GERALD
What do you mean?
CLARE
(she stops and looks at him)
Do I really want to go to Brazil?
GERALD
It’s a little late to be thinking about that.
CLARE Is it?
GERALD
You’ve already been confirmed!
CLARE
I don’t care. When I walked out of that hearing and into the elevator I suddenly began to sob. You know me, Gerald. I am tough as nails, but I felt so disrespected.
GERALD
You threaten them.
CLARE Me?
GERALD
Of course you. You’re a woman for starters—
CLARE (overlapping)
— The only woman in the room, as usual!
GERALD (gives it a moment’s thought)
What does Henry think about Brazil?
CLARE
He thinks I should go—but then sometimes I think Henry would just like me to be far away from him.
GERALD
Okay. Let’s not talk about that. Today has to be about putting all of that to the side.
CLARE
Quite right. (beat)
What about you? How is your writing coming along?
GERALD
Slow as always. I have been teaching. And keeping the Vedanta Center alive. It eats up a lot of time—
CLARE
Do you need money, Gerald? I’ll see to it that Henry makes another donation to the center—
GERALD
No, no. That’s a discussion for another day. Come let’s chant.
CLARE (not so interested)
Oh…
It will calm your mind.
GERALD
CLARE
Alright…
GERALD sits on the ground and begins to chant. CLARE reluctantly joins in.
GERALD
OM. OM.
OM. OM.
GERALD & CLARE
GERALD
OM GAM GANAPATEYE NAMAHA.
GERALD & CLARE
OM GAM GANAPATEYE NAMAHA.
CLARE
Did you know that the Senate committee tried to find out if I was seeing a psychiatrist?
GERALD
But you never did, did you?
CLARE
I just threw myself into work after mother was killed. But then when I lost Ann, well— you have no idea what it’s like to lose your only child. Henry insisted I see someone. I went a few times but I hated the whole business. Henry insisted…
GERALD
Today is not about Henry, Clare. Best leave him out of the conversation.
CLARE
Yes. Understood.
(looks around in wonderment)
The garden is beautiful today…
(she stares out at the garden)
Spring is so magical. “There is a time for everything, and a season for every activity under the heavens.”
(she looks upward)
Thank you, Lord. I guess today’s “activity” is LSD! They both laugh.
GERALD
I’m not sure they had that in mind when they wrote Ecclesiastes.
CLARE
The colors are beginning to separate themselves.
(she looks around)
Oh my goodness!
(CLARE)
All their exquisite subtleties. This is quite remarkable. Now I see what you were talking about.
(CLARE laughs. She reaches about her as if she is touching something. After dancing around a bit, she stops and kneels down with focused interest.)
ISN’T IT SUBLIME, GERALD? THE WAY THE GARDEN CHANGES AS ALL THE HUMAN SENSES EXPAND.
(stands still, listening)
LISTEN, IN THE GRASS… THE ANTS ARE BUILDING ANTHILLS, CASCADING LITTLE PARTICLES OF SAND.
(CLARE)
THINGS EMERGE FROM THE CAMOUFLAGE, THE CANOPY OF LEAVES.
MEMORY AND MIRAGE ARE INTERWEAVING… (A flickering shimmer appears before CLARE’s eyes.)
I SEE A DRAGONFLY. A SAPPHIRE DRAGONFLY. A BRILLIANT SHIMMERING OF IRIDESCENT WINGS. A FLAWLESS SPECIMEN OF HEAVEN’S HANDIWORK.
IF ONLY HEAVEN WERE AS FLAWLESS AS ITS BEINGS… (CLARE’s gaze follows the shimmer as it moves and abruptly vanishes.)
IT CAUGHT THE LIGHT A BIT…
OH! BUT LOOK—A BIRD CAUGHT IT. MY PRETTY DRAGONFLY IS GONE BEFORE I KNEW. GOD TOOK IT BACK AGAIN, HIS FLAWLESS SPECIMEN… (ANN appears near where the dragonfly was as the light begins to shimmer around her. She is then joined by AUSTIN. CLARE turns directly to them.) AND IT REMINDS ME OF THE WAY THAT HE TOOK YOU.
(CLARE)
HOW TO LET GO? HOW TO GO ON?
IF GOD EXISTS, I DON’T KNOW WHERE.
YOU WERE THE WORLD TO ME, SO YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL. I NEED A DRUG TO SEE YOU NOW, NO THANKS TO HIM.
ANN
YOU NEED TO LET GO, MOTHER, AND GO IT ALONE, MOTHER. REMEMBER YOUR OWN MOTHER, HER STRENGTH OF WILL.
AUSTIN
KEEP LOOKING FOR GOD, DAUGHTER.
BELIEVE AND SURVIVE, DAUGHTER. I LOVED YOU ALIVE, DARLING, AND LOVE YOU STILL.
ANN & AUSTIN
LOOK FOR GOD.
SEEK HIS LIGHT. FIND PEACE IN PRAYER.
(CLARE)
WHAT KIND OF DEITY CREATES A MIRACLE, THEN FOR THE HELL OF IT DESTROYS IT ON A WHIM?
(ANN & AUSTIN) COME DUSK EVERY NIGHT I WILL BE THERE.
(CLARE)
(she now sees AUSTIN)
You’re with one another now, aren’t you?
AUSTIN
Yes, darling. ANN
Yes, mother.
CLARE
Oh, it is so good to see you! I miss you both terribly…
GERALD
Are you alright, Clare?
CLARE
(amazement)
I think I just conjured Ann and mother.
(She looks, but ANN and AUSTIN have disappeared. Beat; she continues, nervous:)
Oh dear. I am feeling it now. Oh, my.
(slight panic)
This is suddenly becoming quite an onslaught of feelings, isn’t it?
GERALD goes and gets her.
Sit down, and chant, Clare.
GERALD
CLARE
(she sits; agitated)
I don’t really want to chant, Gerald. I’m too nervous.
GERALD
Then close your eyes. (she does; beat)
What do you see?
#10—Someone
Someone staring back.
Who?
Who is that?
GERALD
CLARE
SOMEONE OLD. SOMEONE SPENT. SOMEONE WEAK. SOMEONE USED. SOMEONE SILENT.
SOMEONE’S LIFE, ONCE SO FULL, NOW THE WORST OF ALL THINGS: INVISIBLE.
GERALD
CLARE
Me, of course. I have a big birthday coming up… She begins to cry.
GERALD
Age. You have to face that one down, Clare. Do you remember when we first met?
CLARE
Remind me.
GERALD
You came out to Hollywood. You were writing screenplays. Everyone was in love with you.
CLARE
Henry doesn’t love me. He won’t make love to me. It’s been years. He has a new mistress, Gerald. She’s all of 23.
GERALD
Forget foolish Henry. Go back, Clare. Remember the wonderful times we had in Malibu?
CLARE (she turns to him)
I loved those times in Malibu.
GERALD
Close your eyes.
She does. Silence at first, then music begins as CLARE slips into a reverie, a memory both remembered and embellished by time.
CLARE
HOW I MISS THE SHORES OF CALIFORNIA. STROLLING ON THE SOFT WHITE SAND, SLIDING OFF MY BRA, PANTY-LESS IN LA-LA-LAND. WRITING JOKES AT PARAMOUNT FOR MOVIES, TYPING WITH A BROKEN “Y.”
JASMINE IN THE BREEZE. REACHING FOR THE CAR-KEYS…
FLYING OVER SUNSET, CROSSING HOLLYWOOD AND VINE. FLYING OVER SUNSET PAST THE HOLLYWOOD-LAND SIGN. RIDING WITH THE TOP DOWN, EYEING ALL THE TAN YOUNG MEN. I COULD HAVE HAD MY CHOICE OF ANY, THEN. AND I’M FLYING OVER SUNSET, YOUNG AGAIN. (suddenly)
WHERE ARE WE? WHAT TOWN IS THIS? I CAN’T MAKE OUT THE VIEW.
(CLARE)
GREENWICH? ROME? JAKARTA? OR MALIBU?
GERALD
LIFE IS LIVED IN MULTIPLE DIMENSIONS.
CLARE MULTIPLE DIMENSIONS.
GERALD
YESTERDAY, TOMORROW, NOW.
CLARE
YESTERDAY, TOMORROW, NOW.
GERALD
PAST AND FUTURE MERGE. PRIOR LIVES CONVERGE IN TAO.
CLARE
SPEEDING TO LAGUNA THROUGH THE CANYONS, ALL AT ONCE I’M IN THE SKY.
HIGH ABOVE THE TREES, ROLLING HILLS AND VALLEYS…
FLYING OVER SUNSET BY THE MANSIONS OF BEL AIR. BEVERLY AND BRENTWOOD, AS THE WIND IS IN MY HAIR. GLEAMING IN THE DISTANCE, I CAN SUDDENLY BEHOLD SO MUCH MORE IMMENSE THAN I’VE BEEN TOLD: THE PACIFIC IN THE SUNSET, BRIGHT WITH GOLD!
(Suddenly, she looks about in panic.)
WHERE’S MY BAG? WHOSE CAR IS THIS? DID HENRY LOSE THE KEYS?
I CAN’T DRIVE A STICK-SHIFT! THE BENTLEY, PLEASE.
GERALD
Shhhh. Breathe.
ANN and AUSTIN reappear and move towards the lawn chaise.
CLARE
LET ME BE REBORN IN CALIFORNIA.
CLARE sees them and moves towards the chaise and stands on it unsteadily, as if she were in the water feeling the tide wash over her feet.
ANN BORN IN CALIFORNIA AH.
CLARE
TURNING BACK THE HANDS OF TIME.
AUSTIN
TURNING BACK THE HANDS OF TIME.
CLARE
WADING IN THE SURF, NAKEDLY AS IN MY PRIME.
ANN & AUSTIN
FEEL THE FLOW OF THE OCEAN.
CLARE
FLOWING IN AND OUT AND ALL AROUND ME.
ANN & AUSTIN
WAVES OF PLEASURE GROWING. AH.
CLARE
MOVING THROUGH ME WITH THE TIDE!
ANN & AUSTIN WITH THE TIDE!
CLARE slides down and lies in the lawn chair. As she progresses in her memories, the erotic intensity of her thoughts gather momentum.
CLARE
WATER LAPS MY THIGHS, WASHING UP INSIDE ME…
FLYING OVER SUNSET.
FALLING SUCH A LONG WAY DOWN.
FLYING OVER SUNSET.
PLUNGING UNDERNEATH TO DROWN.
ANN & AUSTIN
LAPS MY THIGHS UP INSIDE ME…
FLY… FLYING OVER SUNSET. AH.
FLY… FLYING OVER SUNSET. AH.
(CLARE)
SPINNING IN A WHIRLPOOL, AS THE WATER SOOTHES MY SKIN, FEELING SO COMPLETELY CLEANSED OF SIN… THAT I SIMPLY MUST SURRENDER
(ANN & AUSTIN)
AH. AH. AH. CLEANSED OF SIN SURRENDER
(CLARE struggles to orgasm. She wants to touch herself, but wills herself to feel without touch.)
TO THE “SENSATORY” SPLENDOR AS I’M FLYING OVER SUNSET… JUST GIVE IN.
MUST GIVE IN.
JUST GIVE IN. MUST GIVE IN. GIVE IN. IN! IN! IN! IN! IN! IN! IN! IN! IN! IN! AHH! AHH…
TO SPLENDOR FLY…
JUST JUST GIVE IN.
MUST GIVE IN. JUST GIVE IN.
GIVE… GIVE! GIVE! GIVE! GIVE! GIVE! GIVE! GIVE! GIVE! GIVE! GIVE! IN! AHH! AHH…
CLARE climaxes. She closes her eyes as lights fade to black.
SCENE 1—4: A TV STUDIO & ALDOUS HUXLEY’S HOUSE
In the darkness.
INTERVIEWER (V.O.)
And in some of your more recent writings, Mr. Huxley, you have warned that technology threatens our freedoms. What do you mean by that? And why are technical advances such a bad thing?
Lights slowly up. Sickly MARIA lies on a couch under covers, GERALD sits at her side. They are illuminated by the flickering light from a small television that they watch.
Across the proscenium ALDOUS sits under harsh television lights. As he speaks his voice also comes out of the television, creating an eerie atmosphere.
ALDOUS
Well, we all saw how Hitler used the radio as an influential propaganda tool. Now we have the television which I believe will be an even more powerful political medium. I fear the electorate may become more swayed by the personality of a candidate on television rather than the substance of their rhetoric.
MARIA
Aldous looks very relaxed.
Yes.
I think the television likes him!
GERALD
MARIA
INTERVIEWER
In your book “The Doors of Perception” you examine your experiences with hallucinogens. You write “we are in the midst of a pharmacological revolution.” How so?
ALDOUS
We have entered an era where we have powerful mind-changing drugs at our disposal which, psychologically speaking, are almost costless.
INTERVIEWER
Costless?
ALDOUS
Well, they are costless as compared to alcohol. Two thirds of all car accidents are caused by drunk drivers—three quarters of crimes of violence are committed by people who are inebriated.
INTERVIEWER (annoyed)
You can’t be saying that hallucinogens are better for you than alcohol!
MARIA
Oh, no. He’s going to make Aldous out to be a crackpot.
ALDOUS
Heavy drinking takes a person away from their lives and themselves. Hallucinogens do the opposite—they take an individual inward and foster a contemplative manner of selfexploration.
INTERVIEWER
Why is all this emphasis on “self” such a good thing, Mr. Huxley?
ALDOUS
What if a drug helps us to understand ourselves better, to see the world in a clearer and more honest way and consequently—
INTERVIEWER
So you’re saying a drug is going to solve our problems?
ALDOUS
That’s not what I was saying—
INTERVIEWER
But those are your words, Mr. Huxley. You suggest just that in your book.
ALDOUS
Hardly!
Oh, dear. I see what you mean.
GERALD
INTERVIEWER
Your prophecies of babies being conceived in test tubes; people waking up in the morning taking a daily pill to improve their mood—
The INTERVIEWER begins to laugh.
ALDOUS (miffed)
Why are you laughing?
INTERVIEWER
Excuse me, but I think your prediction of a pharmacological revolution is best left to your novel. You have a very dark vision of the future, Mr. Huxley.
ALDOUS
Not at all!
Shut it off.
MARIA
ALDOUS
If one looks to the past decade—
GERALD has gotten up and shuts the television off, the TV lights going out on ALDOUS at the same time. He overhears the following:
MARIA
Walk me to the bedroom, Gerald.
MARIA stands unsteadily. He takes her hand and supports her as they walk. He stops.
GERALD
Maria, when did you last see the doctor?
MARIA (beat)
Be there for Aldous, Gerald. Won’t you?
GERALD (beat)
Of course, but Maria you really must—
She cuts him off and moves towards the bedroom, making it clear the discussion is over. The lights fade to black.
SCENE 1—5: THE BROWN DERBY, LOS ANGELES
The fashionable Hollywood restaurant. ALDOUS and GERALD sit at a banquet. In the corner of the room, CARY sits at a table having just finished his lunch.
ALDOUS
(studying the menu)
The best thing about the Brown Derby is the facade, don’t you think? I should have stayed home and had a tuna fish sandwich.
GERALD
Sitting alone.
Happily alone.
ALDOUS
GERALD
Exactly. You need to start getting out with people.
CLARE makes a noisy entrance. The MAITRE D’ brings her to their table. The MEN stand.
CLARE
I am so sorry I am late. Hello, darling.
(She kisses GERALD)
Mr. Huxley. What a great pleasure. How nice of you to join Gerald and me for lunch.
ALDOUS
(they shake hands)
Thank you for the invitation.
CLARE
I have heard so much about you from Gerald. And of course I am a great fan of your writing.
(they sit)
You know Mr. Huxley, ages ago we spoke on the phone when I was the editor at Vanity Fair.
ALDOUS
Really?
You never told me that.
GERALD
CLARE
(to ALDOUS)
I was Clare Brokaw, then.
Ah, yes. I didn’t make that connection.
ALDOUS
You wrote a short piece for us.
That’s right.
It’s such a treat to meet you in person.
CLARE
ALDOUS
CLARE
ALDOUS
Thank you. I gather you are settling on the West Coast for a spell?
CLARE
Yes. As far away from Washington as possible.
ALDOUS
One can understand that. Was it a difficult decision to give up the Brazil appointment?
CLARE
To some degree, yes. But at the end of the day I just couldn’t stand the thought of having to deal with the politics of it all. So, here I am untethered, which turns out to be exciting in a very different way.
(she catches a glimpse of CARY)
Oh, Mr. Grant! Would you excuse me for just one moment, gentlemen?
CLARE stands. The GENTLEMEN, quickly stand as well. She crosses to CARY.
ALDOUS
(as they sit)
What is she doing?
GERALD
She’s going over to talk to Cary Grant.
ALDOUS
I can see that! She had to do it right at this moment? That’s what I hate about this town. People see a movie star and they wet their pants.
GERALD
Not everyone, Aldous.
ALDOUS (beat)
She is more attractive than I expected…
GERALD
Fascinating and brilliant.
ALDOUS
You’re being too kind, Gerald.
GERALD (miffed)
What is that supposed to mean?
CLARE returns with CARY. They rise again.
CLARE
Mr. Grant, meet Aldous Huxley.
CARY
I’m honored—I’m fascinated by your work.
ALDOUS (enjoying this unexpected compliment)
Well, thank you.
I just recently read The Devils of Loudun
CARY
Oh? Few people read that book.
I found it chilling.
Was that a good thing?
ALDOUS
CARY
ALDOUS
CARY
It was. I couldn’t put it down.
ALDOUS smiles at the compliment, then immediately deflects the attention.
ALDOUS
This is Gerald Heard, a great friend and a wonderful writer.
CARY (shakes his hand)
A pleasure…
How lucky am I? Three Englishmen.
(to CARY)
Technically I’m Anglo-Irish. No one knows what to make of this.
CLARE
GERALD
CLARE
Cary and I met years ago on the Paramount lot.
HARRY brings over flutes of champagne.
HARRY
Mrs. Luce, compliments of the house.
CLARE
Oh, thank you, Harry!
(CLARE)
(to CARY)
Do sit and have a glass of champagne with us, won’t you, Mr. Grant?
GERALD
Yes, do join us.
CARY (beat)
Just a quick one, thank you. They sit.
CLARE
I’m surprised you and Mr. Huxley haven’t met till now.
CARY
Well, it’s a big town.
I don’t get out much.
ALDOUS
CARY
You may find this hard to believe, but I don’t socialize much either.
ALDOUS
Really? I would have thought you would be doing glamorous things every night!
CARY
You would have thought wrong.
I see your photograph in the papers—
ALDOUS
Ah, that’s work. I’m obligated to do that.
CARY
ALDOUS
I can imagine that is a bit of a chore. They laugh.
Cheers!
Cheers.
CLARE
ALL FOUR
ALDOUS
I must say, Mr. Grant, thank you for publicly defending Chaplin. He is an old and dear friend.
CARY
Lucky you. Sadly, our paths have never crossed. I did see him play the music halls when I was a child, and I’ve never forgotten it.
CLARE
How wonderful!
ALDOUS
I shall tell him we met in my next letter.
CARY
Thank you.
(to ALDOUS)
And what are you writing these days, sir?
ALDOUS
I am taking some time off.
CLARE
Dear Mr. Huxley has recently lost his wife.
CARY
I’m so sorry.
Thank you.
ALDOUS
CLARE
She sounded like a most fascinating woman.
Maria was one of a kind.
I wish I’d had a chance to meet her.
GERALD
CLARE
GERALD
I think you would have liked one another.
ALDOUS lets out a little grunt.
CLARE
Now, Mr. Grant, how sad that you have left the business. What could get you back in front of a camera?
CARY
Alimony payments. (They share a laugh.)
And what brings you to Los Angeles, Mrs. Luce?
CLARE
I have a few screenwriting projects under discussion.
ALDOUS
Really? I’ve done my fair share of screenwriting. But I can’t imagine any writer going through that if they didn’t need the money.
CLARE
I found the time I worked on “The Women” with George Cukor quite fun.
ALDOUS
Well, that was your play of course. You got your way with it on Broadway first. I’ve worked with Cukor. A lovely gent.
CARY
Indeed. I’ve done three movies with him.
CLARE
And they were terrific! I wasn’t aware you wrote for the movies, Mr. Huxley.
What did you do with George?
CARY
A treatment for “Madame Curie.”
He didn’t direct that movie.
ALDOUS
CARY
ALDOUS
No, ultimately he didn’t. And I didn’t write the screenplay. I was replaced by F. Scott Fitzgerald.
CLARE
F. Scott Fitzgerald! Really?
ALDOUS
Yes. He didn’t last long either. They laugh.
CLARE
Well, I didn’t know the three of us knew George Cukor!
ALDOUS
The four of us! Gerald knows him.
CLARE
Really? I never knew that. They look to GERALD.
GERALD (uncomfortable)
I know him a little socially.
ALDOUS (smirking)
Oh Gerald.
(ALDOUS)
(to the others)
He knows him rather well.
CLARE takes this in and smiles at GERALD.
CLARE
Gerald, I thought you told me everything. (GERALD stares at ALDOUS, miffed.)
You know, the four of us have something else in common as well.
CARY
Oh? What would that be?
CLARE
I read the interview you did in the “Ladies Home Journal.”
CARY
Oh dear.
CLARE
(confidentially)
You are amongst friends here, Mr. Grant. We too are fellow explorers.
CARY
Really? I wouldn’t have thought that you, Mrs. Luce—
CLARE
(in a whisper)
Oh yes. Gerald has introduced me to the wonders of the drug. I thought it very brave of you to divulge your experiences.
ALDOUS
I’m sorry. I must’ve missed this.
CLARE
(to ALDOUS)
Mr. Grant gave an interview in which he described his travels with a certain drug.
(CLARE)
(to CARY)
I particularly liked your vision where you were a giant phallus that launched from earth like a spaceship. They laugh.
ALDOUS
Was it an enjoyable ride?
CARY
Please, don’t remind me. I caught hell from the studio for doing that interview…
CLARE
It was wonderful! Really. We’ve all had remarkable visions.
GERALD
Have you taken this with a guide?
A guide? No. Just a psychiatrist.
CARY
ALDOUS
Oh dear, this is best experienced out in the world.
CLARE
You know, I have longed to be with someone else who is also on the drug when I take it. Someone else to see what I see. Have you done that, Mr. Huxley?
ALDOUS
Maria and I did it together. Two people don’t necessarily see the same thing when they are flying.
CLARE
I didn’t put that properly—I would like to share what I see and vice-versa—compare experiences and visions, if you will.
CARY
I do understand that.
CLARE
(to CARY)
You need to get out of the doctor’s office, Mr. Grant. (beat)
Wouldn’t it be interesting if we three did this together with Gerald as our guide?
ALDOUS
(dismissing the idea)
No.
CLARE
(a bit stung)
Well, what about you, Mr. Grant?
CARY (laughs)
I don’t really know you, Mrs. Luce.
CLARE (cheery)
What better way to get to know someone?!
ALDOUS
(bemused)
Right. Cut to the chase—go straight to the psyche!
CARY
Clare, I wouldn’t have thought this would be of interest to you.
CLARE
I am a very spiritual person. I thought the drug would give me a more “unearthly” experience. And it has.
CARY I see.
CLARE
(to ALDOUS)
I know we have just met, Mr. Huxley, but I feel I know something of you from your writings. That’s another reason I first tried it in fact.
ALDOUS
(to CLARE)
No offense, but I don’t know much about you other than you’re a Conservative Republican.
CARY
(to CLARE)
I’m afraid my politics are much further to the left than yours, Mrs. Luce.
CLARE
Some of my best friends are liberals. One can have a heated argument about politics and follow it with a congenial round of martinis.
GERALD
No one talks politics on LSD!
CLARE
I have just gotten out of politics. It’s the last thing I wish to discuss.
ALDOUS
Amen.
CLARE
I understand your reluctance, Gentlemen. But if I may be frank? (She looks to them for approval. They nod in response.)
I think we four share a certain station in life; we have all led somewhat public and unconventional lives, and we are of similar ages. I think that gives us some very important things in common.
A moment of silence while ALDOUS and CARY ponder this.
GERALD
I think what’s interesting is that you each seem to be at a turning point in your lives.
ALDOUS
What do you mean, Gerald?
GERALD
(looks to ALDOUS) Maria.
(looks to CLARE) Brazil.
(looks to CARY) Retirement.
They look at one another as they ponder this. Of course GERALD is right.
CLARE
I am renting a beautiful beach house in Malibu. Very private. I believe that we can indeed trust that whatever transpires will be held in the strictest of confidence. And you will feel very comfortable with Gerald looking after us. Isn’t that right, Mr. Huxley?
ALDOUS
Gerald is a wonderful guide.
CLARE
What do you say, Mr. Grant?
CARY
Cary.
CLARE
(likes using his first name) Cary.
CARY I will give it some thought.
CLARE
Wonderful! And Mr. Huxley, please give it your consideration, won’t you?
(CLARE)
(coquettishly, she nudges him with her shoulder)
It will be an exciting experiment.
ALDOUS
Your diplomatic skills are quite persuasive, Mrs. Luce. (she smiles at him; beat)
I will think about it.
CLARE
Then I shall take the absence of a firm “no” from you gentlemen as a tentative “yes”!
(The MEN seem amenable. CLARE proposes a toast.)
Let us raise our glasses. (they do; whispers)
To fellow explorers!
#12—Flying Over Sunset (Reprise) Company
CARY, ALDOUS & GERALD (quietly)
To fellow explorers!
CLARE
HERE’S TO HAPPY TIMES IN CALIFORNIA.
ANN DO BE CAREFUL, MOTHER.
CLARE FLYING WITH MY NEW BEST FRIENDS.
MARIA THESE ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS, ALDOUS!
CLARE BROADENING MY MIND!
AUSTIN
WHO KNOWS WHAT YOU’LL FIND?
CARY
FIND OUT HOW A GROUP ASCENDS.
FATHER
(To CARY)
HARDLY WHAT YER HEAD-SHRINKER RECOMMENDS!
GERALD
CLEANSE THE SEVEN CHAKRAS OF EMOTION.
CLARE & CARY
LET GO OF EMOTION!
GERALD & ALDOUS
BRUSH THE HERE AND NOW ASIDE!
MARIA, AUSTIN, & ANN
SUCH A RECKLESS NOTION.
GERALD
CLEAR YOUR CONSCIOUS MIND.
LEAVE THE WORLD BEHIND YOU…
The EXPLORERS consider the idea with growing conviction while their inner voices overlap, warning against it.
MARIA, ANN, & AUSTIN
AH-AH-AH-AH-AH.
AH-AH-AH-AH-AH…
CLARE, CARY, ALDOUS, & GERALD
FLYING OVER SUNSET
FLYING OVER SUNSET
FLYING OVER SUNSET
HIGH UP IN THE SKY…
FATHER & ARCHIE
DO BE WARY!
DON’T BE CARELESS! YOU CAN’T TRUST THESE PEOPLE!
SHARE LESS!
CLARE
FLYING OVER SUNSET! TO A PLACE YOU WOULDN’T DARE!
DON’T GO FAR.
YOU’LL BE SORRY.
ANN
AUSTIN
CLARE & GERALD
FLYING OVER SUNSET!
CLARE, GERALD, CARY, & ALDOUS LIKE A PAINTING IN THE AIR!
FATHER & ARCHIE AND WIND UP GOD KNOWS WHERE!
ALDOUS & CARY
BREAKING FREE OF SAFETY!
CLARE
TO A PLACE OF NO RETURN!
GERALD
NO WAY ELSE TO GROW UNTIL YOU LEARN—
ALL
HOW TO…
CLARE, CARY, ALDOUS & GERALD
NAVIGATE THE AIRSPACE OF THE WORLD BEYOND YOUR VIEW! CONSTANTLY EXPLORING FOR THE REASON WHY YOU’RE YOU! FLYING OUT OF BODY TO EXPERIENCE THE MIND!
ANN, MARIA, ARCHIE, AUSTIN, FATHER & SOPHIA
FLY… NAVIGATE THE AIRSPACE
AH!
CONSTANTLY EXPLORING…
AH!
FLY… AH!
AH!
ALDOUS & MARIA
FIND A WAY TO LEAVE YOUR LOSS BEHIND.
Slowly, the bench that CLARE, ALDOUS, GERALD and CARY sit on begins to rise up from the banquette. The colors begin to shimmer akin to a sky at sunset as they hover above.
ALL
THROUGH A TRANSCENDENTAL PORTAL, WHERE A MOMENT FEELS IMMORTAL…
CLARE
WE’LL GO FLYING OVER SUNSET!
CARY
FLYING OVER SUNSET!
ALDOUS & GERALD
FLYING OVER SUNSET!
CLARE, CARY, ALDOUS, & GERALD
FLYING OVER SUNSET!
ALL…
ALL
CLARE loses her balance as she looks down and starts to fall.
The OTHERS quickly pull her back as the ghosts circle around from below.
ANN, ARCHIE, MARIA, AUSTIN, FATHER, & SOPHIA
JUST DON’T FALL.
DON’T FALL…
DON’T FALL…
CLARE
MARIA & SOPHIA
GERALD, ALDOUS, CARY, & FATHER
DON’T FALL…
On the last note, ALDOUS, CLARE, CARY and GERALD stare at us, lost in their thoughts, as the lights fade to black.
END OF ACT I
#13—Entr’acte
*The original “Entr’acte” was a practical sound effect: the conductor had an amplified pan filled with sand and swirled patterns in it to match the entrances on stage. The orchestra (and the Piano-Vocal Score) are thus tacet. We encourage you to explore a similar effect with your own production.
SCENE 2—1: MALIBU, CLARE’S RENTAL HOUSE, LATE MORNING
The patio of a gorgeous modern home overlooking the Pacific Ocean, the pounding surf echoing below. It is a warm day in June.
There are chaise chairs, umbrellas, beautiful flowerpots and a drink cart where GERALD stands, preparing glasses of water with LSD under the watchful gaze of CLARE and ALDOUS.
CARY paces around nervously.
What are you starting us on, Gerald?
100 micrograms.
So little?
CLARE
GERALD
CLARE
GERALD
We can increase it if we see fit. Mr. Grant, do you happen to know how much you have been taking?
CARY
I’m afraid I don’t.
GERALD
This is quite a mild dose. You will tell me if you wish more.
Very well.
CARY
ALDOUS
(peeved)
I certainly want more than 100 micrograms, Gerald.
CLARE
Well, if Aldous is getting more, so do I!
GERALD
I think in deference to Mr. Grant, we should begin with a low dose.
CLARE
I think we can each choose our own dosage, don’t you agree, Mr. Huxley?
ALDOUS
I do, indeed. Perhaps Mr. Grant can start with 100 and Mrs. Luce and I will begin with 150.
CLARE
And of course Mr. Grant can ask for more if he chooses.
(no response)
Mr. Grant?
Yes, whatever you feel appropriate.
(finishes mixing the potions)
Now, I was considering joining you.
CARY
GERALD
Oh do, Gerald!
I think it a wonderful idea.
CLARE
ALDOUS
CARY
(he stops pacing)
Is that wise? I thought you were to be our guide— Not to have someone sober at our side? Had I known I’m not sure I would have accepted the invitation—
GERALD
Of course, if you’re uncomfortable—
ALDOUS
You needn’t worry, Mr. Grant. We can care for one another.
CLARE
Yes. And Rosalia is here.
CARY
Does Rosalia speak English?
CLARE
No, but I speak Italian.
CARY
I’m so sorry, but I’ve had a change of heart. I really don’t feel comfortable with this.
CARY grabs his sweater off a chair.
You’re not going to leave?
CLARE
ALDOUS
Oh, don’t—
(he stands)
Yes, stay. I won’t participate—
No, no, you should—
GERALD
CARY
GERALD
But my change of heart was simply to be one with the three of you. I don’t have to, Mr. Grant—
CLARE (moves to CARY)
Please stay, Mr. Grant.
CARY (beat)
Will you all stop calling me Mr. Grant? They laugh.
Cary.
Cary.
CLARE
ALDOUS & GERALD
CLARE
Yes, we must dispense with formalities today. (beat)
Please stay.
CARY (beat)
Very well. And Gerald, I want you to join us.
GERALD
You’re certain?
CARY
Yes. I’m just a bit nervous—
CLARE
No need to be nervous. It’s going to be marvelous.
CARY returns and sits.
GERALD
(pouring the last two glasses)
Cary and I will begin with 100.
(They study GERALD as he pours the last glass and begins to pass them out one at a time. A sacred ritual of sorts.)
What shall we drink to?
Discovery.
Of course. And beauty.
And acknowledgement.
ALDOUS
CLARE
GERALD
CLARE
Cary?
CARY
Well, here’s to enlightenment.
CLARE
I like that!
And trust.
Trust is essential.
I couldn’t agree more!
The MEN mumble in agreement.
CARY
ALDOUS
CLARE
(holding his glass up)
To all of the above.
ALDOUS
To all of the above.
ALL FOUR
ALDOUS
Where we will no doubt hover soon.
They laugh heartily.
Cheers!
ALL FOUR
They drink. A moment of silence. The maid, ROSALIA, enters with a platter of fruit.
CLARE
(she puts the platter down)
I always like to have a little something in my stomach. Gentlemen, can I get anyone anything?
(they demur)
Grazie, Rosalia.
Il piacere è tutto mio.
She steals a look at CARY, then leaves.
Does she know what we’re doing?
CARY
CLARE I doubt it.
CARY
All the same, I would hate to see an item in Hedda Hopper’s column.
CLARE
No worries. And besides, Hedda is a friend.
CARY
You have my condolences.
Now, now.
What she did to Dalton Trumbo—
CLARE
CARY
GERALD
Remember! We are not going to talk politics today.
CLARE
Quite right… Long pause.
Would anyone care to chant?
GERALD
CLARE
Aldous, are you a follower of Vedanta like Gerald?
ALDOUS
I’m fascinated by it.
What is that?
It’s a form of Indian philosophy.
Are you religious, Aldous?
CARY
GERALD
CLARE
GERALD
Aldous and I are from religious families.
ALDOUS
We’ve paid our dues in that department. Now I have a different kind of religion. He raises his empty LSD glass with a smile.
CLARE
I’m quite religious.
CARY
Really?
Yes. Catholicism.
Were you raised in a religious family?
CLARE
ALDOUS
CLARE
Not at all. We were non-practicing Protestants. It was literally a church that drew me to the religion. I walked by St. Patrick’s cathedral at the lowest point of my life. It somehow drew me in.
CARY
Interesting.
Are you religious, Cary?
CLARE
Well, like Mr. Huxley—
CARY
ALDOUS
Aldous!
He catches himself and grimaces apologetically to CLARE.
CARY (laughing)
Like “Aldous”—I like to think I have a spiritual side, if not what you would call a religious one.
ALDOUS
Clare, don’t be surprised if we keep our feelings to ourselves today. You’re speaking with three Englishmen.
CLARE
Isn’t that why we’re here? To share our feelings?
ALDOUS
I’m very happy to listen to your feelings if you wish to share them. I’m just warning you that it may not be reciprocal.
GERALD
Come now, Aldous.
ALDOUS
Intimacy takes time—that’s all I’m saying, Gerald.
CLARE
Understood.
Well, I am going to begin a chant.
Do you chant, Aldous?
On occasion.
Do you mind if we chant, Cary?
GERALD
CLARE
ALDOUS
CLARE
CARY
Not in the least. Part of the experience I suppose.
GERALD (he kicks off his shoes)
Do feel free to join in.
Thank you, but I’ll just watch.
CARY
GERALD kicks off his shoes and assumes a lotus position on the ground. CLARE and ALDOUS kick off their shoes, and join him.
CARY watches as GERALD and CLARE close their eyes.
GERALD begins to chant.
OM.
GERALD
GERALD & CLARE OM.
GERALD, CLARE, & ALDOUS OM.
GERALD
OM GAM GANAPATEYE NAMAHA.
CARY
WHAT AM I DOING HERE?
GERALD
OM GAM GANAPATEYE NAMAHA.
CARY
WHY SHOULD I BARE MY SOUL?
GERALD
OM GAM GANAPATEYE NAMAHA.
CARY
WHAT IF I SAY TOO MUCH?
GERALD
OM GAM GANAPATEYE NAMAHA.
CARY
WHAT IF I LOSE CONTROL?
CLARE
ANN, MY ANN…
GERALD
OM. OM…
MARIA…
ANN…
MY MARIA…
ALDOUS
CLARE
ALDOUS
GERALD, CLARE, & ALDOUS
OM GAM GANAPATEYE NAMAHA.
GERALD SELF-ACCEPTANCE.
GERALD, CLARE, & ALDOUS
OM GAM GANAPATEYE NAMAHA.
ALDOUS
ENHANCED PERCEPTION.
GERALD, CLARE, & ALDOUS
OM GAM GANAPATEYE NAMAHA.
CLARE
(stealing a glance at CARY)
I WISH HE’D TAKE HIS SHIRT OFF.
GERALD, CLARE, & ALDOUS
OM GAM GANAPATEYE NAMAHA.
GERALD
(stealing a glance at CARY)
I WISH HE’D TAKE HIS SHIRT OFF. Lights narrow focus to CLARE.
CLARE
NO SEX. YES, SEX. I’D STOP IT BUT I CAN’T.
CLARE & GERALD
WHAT ELSE AM I TO THINK ABOUT CHANTING NEXT TO CARY GRANT?
CARY
(to himself)
Om-shmome!
I SHOULD GO HOME!
(CARY) HOME!
CLARE, ALDOUS & GERALD OM!
GERALD, CLARE, & ALDOUS
OM GAM GANAPATEYE NAMAHA.
ALDOUS opens his eyes, fixates on CLARE’s feet.
ALDOUS
SHE HAS SUCH INTERESTING FEET…
GERALD & CLARE
OM GAM GANAPATEYE NAMAHA.
ALDOUS
MAINTAINED, BUT NOT COMPLETELY.
GERALD, CLARE, & ALDOUS
OM GAM GANAPATEYE NAMAHA.
GERALD opens one eye, sneaks a peek at CARY.
GERALD
IN MOVIES HE’S AMAZING.
CLARE & ALDOUS
OM GAM GANAPATEYE NAMAHA.
GERALD
IT’S EVEN WORSE IN PERSON.
CLARE & ALDOUS
OM GAM GANAPATEYE NAMAHA.
GERALD
DON’T LET HIM CATCH ME GAZING. TRANSCEND DESIRE
WITH A MEDITATION I IMMERSE IN.
(CLARE & ALDOUS)
OM OM
GERALD opens one eye again and sees that CARY is leaning over, untying his shoelaces and kicking off his shoes. CARY then closes his eyes and repositions himself, pulling at the crotch area of his pants to reposition his junk. GERALD quickly closes his eye again, continuing feverishly:
(GERALD)
OM GAM GANAPATEYE NAMAHA!
OM GAM GANAPATEYE NAMAHA!
OM GAM GANAPATEYE NAMAHA… !
GERALD becomes suddenly aware that he is chanting all alone and stops.
CLARE
Gerald, you’ve left us all behind.
(beat)
I think my head is sufficiently cleared. My intentions have been set forth. And I believe, a certain tingle has begun.
ALDOUS
It’s getting quite warm.
CLARE
(calling off to ROSALIA)
Rosalia, e noi portare alcuni panni freddi. She has asked ROSALIA to raise the umbrella and bring out some cold wash cloths.
ALDOUS
I think I will take my jacket off.
CLARE
Of course. Everyone get comfortable.
ALDOUS puts on his sunglasses and then removes his sport jacket. CARY also puts on his sunglasses.
This is such a lovely view.
CARY
ALDOUS
Isn’t it though.
CARY
I think I’m going to take off my socks.
CLARE
(overlapping)
Of course.
Please do.
By all means.
GERALD
CLARE
CARY
(pulling off his socks)
Gerald, what did those chants mean, exactly?
GERALD
Well, many of the mantras and chants are rather difficult to translate. But generally— ROSALIA enters with cold cloths, which CLARE passes around as she raises the umbrella.
CLARE
Buona, Rosalia. Anyone else care for a cold cloth?
(she dabs her forehead)
Oh that feels so refreshing.
(beat)
I’m sorry to have interrupted you, Gerald. I’m afraid I don’t really want to discuss Vedanta right now.
CARY
He was answering my question…
CLARE
Oh. Forgive me.
CARY
It’s fine. Maybe Gerald and I will discuss this later.
GERALD
Any time.
As they sit quietly, the drug begins to take effect. The colors begin to grow richer. Just the hint of a shimmer fills the stage. The sound of the surf grows heightened.
I’m thinking I should like to stand up.
ALDOUS
What?
GERALD
I feel somewhat paralyzed. I think my legs are asleep. Occupational hazard of the lotus position I suppose.
ALDOUS
Well, come on then.
ALDOUS moves over to GERALD to help him stand, but his eyesight is such that he doesn’t quite grasp GERALD’s hand at first. Finally, he tries to pull him up to no avail. They begin to laugh.
Oh dear, I am not known for my strength.
GERALD
That makes two of us.
CARY
Let me help.
CLARE (laughing)
Quite a predicament.
CARY moves over and tries to lift him up to no avail.
He’s deceptively heavy.
ALDOUS
CARY
Yes, he is.
The two men grab GERALD from either side and yank him upward but with such a force that he sways backwards into ALDOUS. ALDOUS loses his balance and in so doing pushes GERALD forward into CARY, knocking them both the ground. CLARE screams with laughter and they all dissolve into hilarity. They are high as kites and have been reduced to children.
CLARE
You are all right, aren’t you?
CARY
Yes, yes. ALDOUS No worry.
GERALD
I’m fine. (beat)
But I may have wet myself. That sends them into another spasm of laughter. Slowly the MEN rise from the ground. Their laughter dies. They look at one another sheepishly.
CLARE
I would say we’re starting to feel the effects, wouldn’t you?
GERALD
If you’ll excuse me…
GERALD begins to make his way into the house.
Did you really wet yourself, Gerald?
CLARE
GERALD
I will let you know momentarily. They laugh.
CLARE
Take some of Henry’s clothes in the bedroom if need be.
GERALD goes into the house and their laughter dies down. The three of them remain momentarily lost in their thoughts. The sounds surround them. The shimmering of the light grows.
What are you feeling, Clare?
ALDOUS
CLARE
Mmm. What am I feeling…
I FEEL THE SUN UPON ME, AND IT’S WONDERFUL.
CARY (opening another shirt button)
I FEEL THE SUN.
CLARE AND I SMELL THE SUN.
ALDOUS YOU CAN’T “SMELL” THE SUN.
CLARE
I CERTAINLY DO!
I SMELL THE SUN, TOO.
CARY
ALDOUS YOU SMELL THE OXIDATION OF THE LIPIDS IN YOUR SKIN THROUGH YOUR CLOTHES.
CLARE CAUSED BY THE SUN?
ALDOUS CAUSED BY THE SUN.
CARY WHO KNEW?
HUXLEY KNOWS.
HUXLEY KNOWS.
CLARE
CARY
CLARE wanders over to a trellis and studies the bougainvillea.
CLARE
THIS PURPLE BOUGAINVILLEA— DAMN, IT’S BEAUTIFUL.
CARY
DON’T YOU MEAN RED?
“PURPLE” I SAID.
CLARE
CARY (squints)
NO, RED.
“MAGENTA” IS THE HUE.
ALDOUS
CLARE
“MAGENTA” TO WHO?
THE LEPIDOPTERA.
WHO??
ALDOUS
CLARE & CARY
ALDOUS
IT LURES THE BUTTERFLIES TO PERCH WHERE IT GROWS. AFTER THEY BREED, LARVAE CAN FEED.
CARY
BUGS SCREW?
CLARE (shrugs)
HUXLEY KNOWS.
CARY
HUXLEY KNOWS.
(They study another flower and begin getting tipsy.)
ALDOUS
A FLOWER LIVES TO POLLINATE. A BIRD TO SING, A WASP TO STING.
CARY
TO EACH HIS OWN, AS THE SAYING GOES. HUXLEY KNOWS.
CLARE
HUXLEY KNOWS.
They study another flower.
ALDOUS
See this flower with the five-inch stamen.
CLARE
A stamen, you say?
This shaft here.
What’s the fuzzy thing at the top?
ALDOUS
CARY
ALDOUS
That’s the anther.
“Anther”?
It holds the pollen.
CARY
ALDOUS
CLARE
Is it changing colors?
No dear. You are beginning to ascend.
ALDOUS
CLARE
Of course.
CARY
What’s that fat part at the bottom? The part from which all these delicate stamen emerge.
CLARE
Or is it stamens?
Stamina. And that fat part is the ovary.
ALDOUS
A plant has an ovary?!
CARY
ALDOUS
Of course. Somewhere there is an insect with a five-inch tongue…
CARY
A five-inch tongue.
… that will find this five-inch stamen.
Aldous?
ALDOUS
CLARE
ARE GOD AND EVOLUTION INCOMPATIBLE?
CARY
IS THERE A GOD?
I THINK THERE’S A GOD.
CLARE
ALDOUS WHEREVER THERE’S GOD IS SCIENCE, TOO.
CLARE
THEY BOTH CAN’T BE TRUE?
ALDOUS
THE TRUTH IS TRUTH’S ELUSIVE. FACT AND FICTION COEXIST, I SUPPOSE.
CLARE
TOO DEEP FOR ME.
(to CARY)
WOULD YOU AGREE?
NO CLUE.
HUXLEY KNOWS.
HUXLEY KNOWS.
(with a bemused air)
CARY
CLARE
CARY
ALDOUS
“HUXLEY KNOWS,” DOES HE? HE BEGS TO DISAGREE.
ANYONE WHO SAYS HE KNOWS IT ALL DOES NOT KNOW HUXLEY.
(CLARE and CARY are amused.)
HUXLEY KNOWS HIS AIR OF EXPERTISE IS BUT A RUSE, GIVEN THAT HE COULDN’T CHANGE A LIGHTBULB OR A FUSE.
(CLARE and CARY start to laugh.)
HUXLEY STICKS TO FACTS OF NATURE, HARD AND FAST AND TRUE. FACTS OF DAILY LIVING ARE A SOURCE OF GREAT CONFUSION!
(CLARE and CARY laugh more.)
HOW TO TYPE A CARBON COPY. MEND A SOCK OR PRESS A SHIRT. ROAST A CHICKEN.
GET THE BLOODY CUFFLINK IN THE SLEEVE! HOW MUCH WATER FOR THE PORRIDGE? BETTER NOT ASK HUXLEY!
(ALDOUS)
HUXLEY DOESN’T KNOW.
HUXLEY DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO… GRIEVE.
CLARE and CARY stare at ALDOUS, not knowing quite what to make of his “grieve” reference. GERALD enters wearing oversized pants which he has rolled up on the bottom.
What are you staring at?
Gerald, you look very smart.
GERALD
CLARE
GERALD
I doubt that. Henry and I are not exactly the same size.
ALDOUS
Yes, they’re a bit “Luce”.
CLARE
(she chuckles)
Henry could stand to lose some weight.
They sit and make themselves comfortable throughout the following:
CARY
Where is Mr. Luce?
CLARE
New York.
Has he tried the drug?
CARY
CLARE
Once. Gerald and I were his guides, but he didn’t care for it.
CARY
Did he have a bad time?
CLARE
He was very cranky and anxious for it to be over.
CARY (change of tone)
I’ve had some unpleasant times on this drug.
CLARE
Oh?
CARY
Let’s just say, I have caught a glimpse of hell.
ALDOUS
Sometimes it can be good for people to catch a glimpse of hell.
CARY
Why would that be good?
To remind us it’s there.
ALDOUS
CLARE
Mmmm. Not sure I agree with that… When I was a journalist covering the war, I saw plenty of hell.
ALDOUS
I’m surprised you have been so hawkish in your politics after seeing that carnage first hand.
CLARE
War is a fact of life, sadly.
I disagree with you there. It needn’t be.
ALDOUS
No politics, remember?
GERALD
ALDOUS
Gerald, any serious discussion is political when you come right down to it.
CLARE
Quite right!
You’re a pacifist, aren’t you Aldous?
Yes.
CARY
ALDOUS
CLARE
Aldous is an artist and thus he lives in a bubble.
ALDOUS
I would say the four of us all live in a bubble, Clare.
CLARE
Oh?
ALDOUS
You are a woman of great wealth and beauty. You live the kind of life of which most people can only dream.
CLARE
I wasn’t born to it, unlike you and Gerald.
ALDOUS (laughs)
We were born of a certain privilege, not wealth.
CARY
We do live in a bubble. All of us.
CLARE
Were you born to privilege, Cary?
Hardly. Working class.
CARY
CLARE
Are your parents still with you?
CARY
My mother.
CLARE (off-handed)
I envy you. I lost my mother in a car accident—then my 19 year-old daughter six years later the same way.
ALDOUS
How awful. I am so sorry.
CARY
Yes. Terrible.
CLARE
And are you close to your mother, Cary?
CARY
I’m not in the psychiatrist’s office now, am I? (they laugh)
Just wanted to make sure.
He gets up, a bit unsteadily, and begins to pace around.
ALDOUS (to himself)
“Are you close?” That’s a very American phrase.
CARY
I didn’t really know my mother.
CLARE
Oh?
ARCHIE appears.
CARY
When I was ten, my father told me she died. It wasn’t until I was 25 that I learned he had actually had her committed.
CLARE Really?
ALDOUS
Positively Dickensian.
CARY
I got her out of that asylum. It was just blocks away from where we lived…
GERALD
Well, good that you were reunited.
CLARE It must have been a touching reunion.
CARY
Not especially. She couldn’t place me.
CLARE
She didn’t recognize Cary Grant?
CARY
Oh, him she recognized… MY MOTHER AND I LED SEPARATE LIVES. SHE NEVER KNEW ME, JUST MY MOVIES. WHEN I’M ON THE SCREEN, SHE THINKS I’M HER SON. IN PERSON WITH HER, NO INKLING.
CLARE NONE?
WHY BOTHER TO TRY?
WHY BOTHER TO TRY?
CARY
ARCHIE
CARY, ARCHIE, & CLARE
MY MOTHER AND I…
CLARE
… WERE THICK AS THIEVES. MY MENTOR IN MEN, SEX AND MONEY. SHE SHARPENED MY SKILL HUNTING PREY.
INSTRUCTING ME STILL TO THIS DAY ON HOW TO GET BY…
ANN and AUSTIN appear.
AUSTIN ON HOW TO GET BY…
ANN ON HOW TO GET BY…
CLARE, ANN, AUSTIN, CARY, GERALD, & ARCHIE
MY MOTHER AND I…
GERALD
… ESCAPED THE TRUTH. I’D READ OSCAR WILDE. SHE’D READ HER BIBLE. SHE’D QUOTE IT BY HEART WHILE MINE WENT NUMB, REPEATING THE PART WHERE SONS OF SODOM GET STONED TILL THEY DIE… GOD ONLY KNOWS WHY…
CARY
YOU GET ONE MOTHER, GOOD OR BAD.
GERALD & CLARE ONE MOTHER, GOOD OR BAD…
CARY, CLARE & GERALD
HOW LIKE MY LUCK TO GET THE ONE I HAD.
ANN, AUSTIN & ARCHIE
ONE I HAD.
GERALD
Aldous lost his mother at 14.
ALDOUS
(agitated)
Dear God!
(Music suddenly stops)
We didn’t take LSD so we could sit around and tell sad stories about our mothers.
GERALD
Quite right, Aldous. My apologies.
CLARE
I’m sorry, Aldous. I didn’t mean to drum up unhappy memories. I’m just so interested in people’s stories.
(beat)
Aldous?
GERALD
(to ALDOUS, whose eyes are shut)
Aldous, are you still with us?
ALDOUS
Mmm…
He begins to hum the old-fashioned waltz we heard in our Prologue.
How did you meet your wife?
MARIA appears.
He met her on a ladder.
CLARE
GERALD
ALDOUS ignores her. He repeats the same singing and blocking we first saw at the opening of the Prologue.
ALDOUS
Hmm-hmm-hmm…
WHEN THE STARS— WHEN THE STARS BEGIN TO— something… AND THE DARK—
He gives up on the lyrics and goes back to humming and moving about.
MARIA repeats her movements from the Prologue.
MARIA
WHEN THE STARS BEGIN TO FADE.
ALDOUS
(he sees her and smiles)
Fade. Of course. “And the dark”… ?
MARIA
… GIVES WAY TO DAWN.
ALDOUS
“Dawn”. A bit hokey, no?
MARIA AS THE DANCERS BOW “FAREWELL FOR NOW”
The music plays on?
THE MUSIC PLAYS ON…
ALDOUS
MARIA
ALDOUS
Of course…
GERALD
Maria and Aldous met at the home of Lady Ottoline Morrell.
CLARE
(impressed)
From the Bloomsbury crowd?
GERALD
Yes. Maria was a Belgian refugee and Lady Ottoline took her in. The music comes in and ALDOUS takes MARIA in his arms and they begin to dance.
ALDOUS AS THE MONSTER… I MEAN, MASTER—
MARIA
“Maestro.”
ALDOUS
— MAESTRO ENDS THE WALTZ WITH A WAVE OF HIS… B’B’B’B’BANANA…
MARIA
“BATON.” A WILTED BLOOM THAT SCENTS THE ROOM
ALDOUS & MARIA THE MUSIC PLAYS ON.
ALDOUS WHEN THE CANDLES BURN TO…
MARIA ESSENCE
ALDOUS WHEN THEY DIM THE…
MARIA
CHANDELIER
ALDOUS & MARIA IN YOUR EYES THE INCANDESCENCE OF YOUR PASSION DRAWS ME NEAR.
MARIA
LIKE A GHOSTLY ELEGY TO A WORLD OF GRACE LONG GONE, IN THE LIGHT BEHIND, WITHIN MY MIND, IT’S YOU I’M LEANING UPON. IN THE MEM’RY OF OUR LOVE, THE MUSIC PLAYS ON.
ALDOUS and MARIA continue to dance.
Sounds very romantic.
It was, but it had its complications.
CARY
ALDOUS
Maria was fifteen.
That is a complication.
GERALD
CLARE
ALDOUS
We married two years later.
Maria also liked women.
Oh?
You needn’t tell them everything.
GERALD
CLARE
ALDOUS
MARIA
Oh why not?
What do you mean?
CLARE
She also liked to have sex with women.
ALDOUS
CARY
Nothing wrong with that.
CLARE (not quite convinced) If you say so…
ALDOUS
LIKE THE RIPPLES ON A SCREAM.
CLARE SCREAM?
GERALD (laughing) STREAM.
ALDOUS LIKE THE RIPPLES ON A STREAM
Language has begun to escape me… IN THE PASSING OF A…
CARY
Boat?
CLARE
A star?
ALDOUS It has to rhyme with “on”.
GERALD Fawn?
ALDOUS
Gerald—a fawn?!
Fawns are very beautiful, Aldous.
GERALD
(frustrated)
It’s a water image.
ALDOUS
CARY
Prawn?
They begin to giggle. This has gotten too silly.
MARIA (beat, then prompting) Swan.
ALDOUS SWAN!
Romantic lighting fills the stage as MARIA and ALDOUS joyously waltz in a circle around the others. At one point ALDOUS twirls MARIA behind his back and CLARE seamlessly comes around and continues dancing with ALDOUS as MARIA disappears.
As they dance, he suddenly realizes who he is dancing with and drops CLARE’s hand and backs away from her. The music fades as the lights restore. ALDOUS looks around for Maria. Lost, he begins to weep. The OTHERS look on awkwardly for a beat. CARY moves to comfort him as GERALD helps ALDOUS over to a chair.
CARY (to ALDOUS)
It sounds like you had a beautiful marriage. How lucky.
CLARE watches this, somewhat shaken. Finally, trying to change the subject:
CLARE
Mr. Grant? Your wife Betsy Drake—she was one of your leading ladies, correct?
CARY
Yes. I’m afraid we have separated.
CLARE
Oh dear. I am so sorry. How rude of me to bring up the subject.
No apologies necessary.
CARY
GERALD
(changing the subject)
Cary, I gather you’re considering coming back to the movies.
CARY
Where did you hear that?
Cukor mentioned it.
GERALD
CARY
There’s a project at Paramount that interests me.
CLARE
What’s the subject?
CARY
A divorced father; his ex-wife dies unexpectedly and he suddenly has custody of his kids. It’s opposite a leading lady I would love to work with.
CLARE
And who might that be?
Sophia Loren.
Oh yes, she is something special.
They look at ALDOUS, amused.
CARY
ALDOUS
CLARE
I met her when I was the Ambassador to Italy. A lovely girl. She was with Carlo Ponti, the producer.
GERALD
I read somewhere he plans to marry her.
CARY
He won’t if I have anything to say about it…
GERALD
Is this a drama?
CARY
It has some dramatic moments, but mostly it’s a romantic comedy.
CLARE
Who is the romance between?
CARY
Sophia and my character, of course.
CLARE
Wait. How old is Sophia Loren? She can’t be more than what, 23? She could be your daughter.
ALDOUS
It’s just a movie, Clare.
CLARE
Who wrote this screenplay?
CARY
Oddly enough, Betsy wrote it for us to star in.
SOPHIA
Your wife…
CLARE
Your wife?
CARY
It’s been rewritten by the director and tailored to Sophia.
ALDOUS
The plot thickens…
CLARE
They fired your wife?
CARY
The studio wouldn’t have made it with Betsy.
CLARE
(smelling bullshit)
No, of course not…
Lights suddenly change and a spotlight hits ROSALIA as her maid’s outfit suddenly disappears, revealing an incredibly sexy gold lame dress underneath. She whips off her maid’s cap and lets her hair fall to her shoulder. She has become SOPHIA and stares at CARY, who in turn stares at her as he continues talking to the others.
#18—I Like to Lead
1950’s movie music. Italics indicate lines from the movie.
SOPHIA taps CARY on the shoulder and raises her hands up to indicate she wants to dance. He slips into her arms and they begin to dance slowly. ARCHIE looks on.
SOPHIA
Oh, it’s a lovely evening. Thank you so much for bringing me.
CARY
There’s something, perhaps, I should be telling you.
SOPHIA Yes?
CARY (overcome with romance)
I love you, Sophia.
SOPHIA (beat; uncomfortable)
Thank you. I love you, too.
CARY
Then leave Carlo.
SOPHIA
I do love you Cary. But I am “in love” with Carlo.
CARY
Give me more time.
I don’t think so.
SOPHIA
CARY Why?
SOPHIA
Because you always have to lead.
But a man is supposed to lead.
CARY
SOPHIA
Carlo is man enough to let a woman take control. A woman feels great freedom when she leads a man.
CLARE
Any idea what Cary is doing?
GERALD
Not a clue.
He looks to be dancing.
ALDOUS
CLARE
(laughing)
I’d join him so he could have a partner, but my ass is fused to this chair.
(SOPHIA steps on CARY’s toe and keeps it there. They stop dancing.)
CARY
Ouch!
(he looks down at her foot)
(CARY)
That’s my toe.
SOPHIA (sexy)
And that’s my foot on top of it.
CARY
And that’s quite a firm grip you have there.
SOPHIA
Oh, it can get stronger. (she squeezes his hand harder; it startles him)
Married three times already. You’re afraid every woman is going to leave you so you leave them first.
CARY
That’s not fair.
SOPHIA
And what is this I hear about you and Randolph Scott?
CARY
I beg your pardon!
Now SOPHIA applies even more pressure to CARY’s hand. The music is drowned out by a long screeching sound of his bones being crushed, as he grimaces and melts to the floor. SOPHIA lets go of his hand and disappears into the darkness along with ARCHIE, as the lights slowly restore.
GERALD (standing) Is he alright?
ALDOUS
Do you need some help there, Cary?
The two MEN go to CARY to help him get up.
CLARE
(concerned)
I’ll get him a cold cloth. She slowly rises from her chair and to get the cloth.
ALDOUS
Cary? Would you like to stand up?
(CARY sits up and rubs his hand.)
Is your hand alright?
CARY begins to come out of his reverie. He realizes he’s holding his hand and moves it around to see if it’s still working. It is.
CARY
Yes! It’s fine!
(CLARE returns and puts a cold cloth on his neck)
That feels lovely.
(beat)
Thank you.
(beat)
Was I just dancing?
ALDOUS
Indeed you were.
CARY rises slowly with the help of ALDOUS and GERALD.
CARY
What were we just talking about?
They walk him to the chairs and the three sit. CLARE wanders about.
Your wife, Betsy Drake?
He was talking about Sophia Loren.
CLARE
GERALD
ALDOUS
Every man in Hollywood must lust after her.
CLARE
Cary, what does it feel like to be lusted after?
CARY
I am an illusion.
We’re all an illusion.
CLARE
ALDOUS
I’m not an illusion.
You are an enigma.
GERALD
CLARE
No, you are the enigma. What of your lust, Gerald?
ALDOUS
Yes, what of your lust, Gerald?
GERALD
I am channeling it inward now. Trying to live my life as an ascetic.
ALDOUS
You never told me—
Not in so many words.
GERALD
CLARE
Poor Gerald. You need to masturbate at the very least.
CARY
Not now, please. They all laugh heartily.
CLARE
I’ve seen many things, but I’ve never seen a man masturbate.
CARY
Nor I a woman.
ALDOUS
Oh, it is very arousing to watch a woman pleasure herself. Nervous laughter.
CLARE
This is getting rather intimate.
ALDOUS Is it?
CLARE
I am so happy we are here together. Thank you for coming today.
CARY
Thank you.
ALDOUS
You’ve been a wonderful host.
CLARE sits and lies back on her chair. She holds up her hands and studies them. After a moment of silence:
Is the surf getting louder?
CLARE
ALDOUS
I don’t know, but the bees are. Close your eyes and you can hear them…
GERALD
Yes. Let’s all close our eyes.
The GHOSTS, with the exception of ANN, drift on. They tap the sound of a heartbeat as they enter.
GERALD closes his eyes, as does ALDOUS. CLARE puts her hands on her chest.
CLARE
Feel your heartbeat. Isn’t that amazing? That we have this organ—this machine—that just somehow knows to keep us alive…
GERALD
(his hands on his chest now)
Our bodies are a wonder…
CLARE
Does everyone’s heartbeat sound the same, Aldous?
ALDOUS
No. Our hearts are all unique. Like fingers, no one has the same fingerprint.
The sounds slowly heighten coming from all around. The pounding surf; traffic on the Pacific Coast Highway; birds come and go; a plane overhead; a distant lawn mower; a child’s laugh.
GERALD
What is that noise?
ALDOUS
Which one? There are so many.
Like a drone.
GERALD
CARY
A lawn mower.
CLARE
Quite right. (Bird sound rises.)
CARY
It sounds like a monkey.
CLARE (laughing) A monkey?
That’s a grebe.
What’s a grebe?
ALDOUS
CLARE
ALDOUS
A rather common bird around here. And you’re right, it does rather sound like a monkey. They listen to other bird calls.
CLARE
I prefer the one that is whistling.
Yes, marvelous. A plover.
ALDOUS
CLARE
Ahh… (beat)
What is that odd noise?
ALDOUS
That is a car horn in the distance.
The car traffic begins to rise above the birds and the surf.
The shadow of ANN appears inside the house window. The distant horn slowly grows closer and closer. Another horn sounds. The two cars are heading towards one another, their horns getting louder—at least in CLARE’s head. In shadowy light, ANN comes out of the house and moves near her mother. Suddenly there is the most frightening sound of a loud car crash.
CLARE bolts upright, the MEN oblivious. She looks over to ANN and we see her beautiful face bloody and distorted. CLARE screams.
The MEN stand, startled. ANN flees and CLARE rushes off in her direction. *ANN could also come through the audience or a vomitorium depending on the configuration of the stage.
CLARE
Thank you.
#20—An Interesting Place
(CLARE looks around.)
Where is Ann?
AUSTIN (proud) She is with Jesus.
CLARE (at a loss) Is this heaven?
AUSTIN
Yes, dear. Where did you think you were?
CLARE (she looks about)
Oh. It isn’t what I imagined…
AUSTIN
HEAVEN IS AN INTERESTING PLACE. EVERY DAY, A NEW LOCATION. YESTERDAY, SUDAN, FLOODED IN A MONSOON. DAY BEFORE, GUYANA. HERE, THERE, GONE SOON. EVERY DAY IS SOMEWHERE NEW TO SEE.
CLARE
WHERE ARE WE TODAY?
AUSTIN NEW ZEALAND. NOTHING LIKE THE GOOD BOOK, MORE LIKE A BROCHURE. HEAVEN’S AN ETERNAL THOMAS COOK TOUR.
Really?
CLARE
AUSTIN
Now be a dear, Clare, and hand me my other leg.
CLARE
What?
AUSTIN
It’s over there somewhere. Maybe behind that bush.
CLARE
Your leg? She turns to ANN.
ANN
Yes, it keeps breaking in the exact same place that it was severed in her car accident! CLARE moves over and looks among the ferns.
CLARE
This is so strange…
AUSTIN
HEAVEN IS AN INTERESTING PLACE.
ANN ADRIFT IN DAYDREAMS.
AUSTIN LIKE A TRAIN WITH ENDLESS STATIONS.
ANN A CLOUD OF STRAY DREAMS.
AUSTIN ONE DAY MACHU PICCHU, THEN NEPAL.
ANN LIVING HELL OR EDEN, BEFORE THE FALL.
ANN & AUSTIN
MAYBE IT’S NOT HERE AT ALL.
GERALD enters and sees CLARE and dashes over to her.
There you are!
GERALD
CLARE (she jumps)
You startled me! Go away, please.
We were concerned about you.
You needn’t be concerned.
GERALD
CLARE
GERALD
We have decided to go down to the beach. Come join us. You shouldn’t be here alone.
CLARE
I am not alone. Now please, leave! I am in the middle of something very important! I have to find mother’s leg.
GERALD
But Clare—
CLARE
Go! How many times must I tell you?! You can be such a pain in the ass, Gerald! Go!
For a moment, you can see the commandeering person CLARE can be to her underlings.
GERALD nods and exits.
She finds the leg and as she brings it to her mother:
AUSTIN
Sometimes I wonder about your friends.
CLARE
I said the same of your friends.
(CLARE)
(handing her the leg)
Here’s your leg.
(Matter-of-factly AUSTIN reattaches it and then crosses her legs. CLARE continues quietly to ANN:)
Are you okay here?
Yes, Mother.
ANN
CLARE
Well, I’m glad to know you and your grandmother are together.
ANN
Not exactly. Granny and I are in somewhat different places.
CLARE
What do you mean?
AUSTIN
Ann came here a virgin. That puts her in a very special category.
CLARE
Oh, Ann. I had no idea.
ANN
And Granny’s in her own “special” category.
CLARE
What category might that be?
She came here a whore.
ANN
AUSTIN
I beg your pardon!
CLARE
Ann, how could you call your Grandmother that?!
I’m sorry. What term should I use?
ANN
CLARE
Certainly not that one. Tell her, Mother.
AUSTIN (matter of fact)
Call me a “courtesan”. I entertained men who helped us with household expenses and paid for your private schooling, I might add! I did what I had to do for you!
CLARE
You were a wonderful mother.
ANN
And Grandmother. Thank goodness you were around for me, Granny.
CLARE
What is that supposed to mean?
ANN
Well, most of the time you were away from home doing “important” things.
AUSTIN (annoyed)
We’ve been through this, Ann. Your mother led an extraordinary life.
CLARE
I loved you so much, Ann.
I thought we’d have time to grow closer when you finished your schooling. (to herself) IF ONLY I’D KNOWN…
ANN
Known what?
Naïve?
CLARE
THE DREADFUL COST. YOU HARDLY WERE GROWN BEFORE I LOST YOU.
AUSTIN
AS USUAL, DEAR, YOU’RE SO NAÏVE.
CLARE
AUSTIN
WE’RE BETTER OFF HERE SPARED FROM YOUR GRIEVING. NOW BE OF GOOD CHEER.
You have each other!
CLARE
ANN
IT’S ALL IN YOUR MIND, MOTHER. BOTH GRANNY AND ME, MOTHER. WHATEVER YOU SEE, MOTHER, THERE’S NO ONE HERE.
CLARE
Isn’t this Heaven?
AUSTIN
IT’S JUST A MIRAGE, DAUGHTER. A CHEMICAL DREAM, DARLING, YOU CONJURED TO MAKE YOUR DEMONS DISAPPEAR.
ANN & AUSTIN DON’T LOOK FOR MIRACLES. A “MAGIC” ANTIDOTE. THERE IS NO DRUG TO MAKE YOU FREE OF HUMAN FEAR. LIFE IS THE MIRACLE. THE SAPPHIRE DRAGONFLY. GET ON WITH LIVING IT, BEFORE THE BIRD GETS HERE.
AUSTIN and ANN begin to vanish.
CLARE
PLEASE DON’T GO. STAY WITH ME. DON’T DISAPPEAR. I FEEL LOST AT SEA WITHOUT YOU HERE.
Mother, wait!
PERSEVERE.
AUSTIN
CLARE
ANN PERSEVERE.
CLARE
Ann, not yet!
FAREWELL, DEAR…
What, forever?
AUSTIN & ANN
CLARE
AUSTIN & ANN PERSEVERE… !
The music rises as the TWO WOMEN are enveloped by the leaves and slowly disappear, though we hear them continuing to sing, distantly. (fading)
PERSEVERE… !
Ann? Ann! Mother! Mother, don’t go!
CLARE looks feverishly for them.
“Persevere?”
CLARE
#22—How? Clare (CLARE) How?
HOW DO YOU KEEP ON GOING, ON YOUR OWN? HOW DO YOU LOSE YOUR FLESH AND BLOOD, THEN CARRY ON, ALONE?
I THOUGHT WE’D MEET IN HEAVEN. IS HEAVEN EVEN THERE?
(CLARE)
OR IS IT ONLY STARS AND EMPTY AIR? Hello?
THERE MUST BE SOMETHING MORE. SOMETHING, OR… ISN’T THERE? ISN’T THERE?! ISN’T THERE??!
HOW DO YOU GET THROUGH LIFE, BEREFT OF FAITH? AFTER YOU PRAY THE SEVENTH DAY, WHO LISTENS, ON THE EIGHTH? DOES PRAYER DISSOLVE IN ETHER, AND VANISH IN THE VOID? HOW DO YOU BEAR YOUR BURDENS WITH BELIEF ITSELF DESTROYED? HOW? HOW!? TELL ME, HOW!?!
HOW TO RECLAIM THE PERSON YOU ONCE WERE? WHAT’S THE POINT OF ALL THE FAME AND POWER? WHY DO I FEEL UNSATISFIED WITH ALL THAT I’VE ACCOMPLISHED? SO EMPTY INSIDE… UNFINISHED… GODDAMIT.
I TOOK A MAGIC DRUG TO SHOW ME HOW TO GROW. ONE HUNDRED FIFTY MICROGRAMS. (with mounting panic)
ENOUGH? NOT ENOUGH! NOT NEARLY ENOUGH! NO!
HOW DO YOU SAVE A MARRIAGE WITHOUT LOVE? PHYSICAL LOVE, THE HUMAN TOUCH I GET SO LITTLE OF? I WAS SO BLIND; SELF-CENTERED FOR SOMEBODY SO SMART, SUCCEEDING WITHOUT HEARING MY OWN HEART.
(CLARE)
I PUSHED THEIR LOVE ASIDE, TILL THEY DIED. I LIVE ON, ALL ALONE, TERRIFIED. AND WHAT NOW? PERSEVERE? TELL ME, HOW?
CLARE stands stunned for a moment and then walks off, as we are taken seamlessly to the Malibu beach.
SCENE 2—3: THE BEACH
GERALD, CARY and ALDOUS enter in swimsuits. ALDOUS and GERALD’s are too large. CARY’s, on the other hand, looks perfect. They walk to the edge of the water. The sound of the beach life is mesmerizing to them. Kids playing and squealing, seagulls calling, the rushing water. They are at the peak of their trip.
This was an excellent idea.
CARY
ALDOUS
Lovely how the light plays on the water.
GERALD
The water feels divine.
It does.
CARY
GERALD
I love how it pulls the sand from beneath your feet.
CARY
Should we go further in?
GERALD
Not too far. I don’t trust my swimming skills.
ALDOUS
And these trunks are likely to come off.
GERALD
Yes, Henry is rather round.
(to CARY)
Cary, you were wise to bring your bathing suit today.
ALDOUS
It feels unseemly wearing Henry Luce’s swimming trunks.
GERALD
My guess is he’s never worn them.
ALDOUS
That’s a relief. I don’t like the thought of my ball sack being anywhere near where his ball sack has settled.
GERALD and CARY burst out laughing.
Ball sack?
Scrotum.
Yes, I know. Come on.
They start in. ALDOUS holds back.
CARY
ALDOUS
CARY
ALDOUS
I can’t. The undertow is too treacherous.
They grab hold of his hands.
We’ll conquer it together.
More likely drag each other down.
CARY
ALDOUS
CARY
THREE ENGLISHMEN APPROACH THE SEA.
GERALD
TWO ENGLISHMEN.
(does a head count)
CARY
YOURSELF, HIM, ME. THREE ENGLISHMEN.
GERALD
TWO ENGLISHMEN, FOR I AM ANGLO-IRISH.
ALDOUS
We know, we know.
CARY
You’ve told us.
ALDOUS (squints)
WHAT COLOR LOOKS THAT SEA TO YOU?
GERALD
A GREENISH-TEAL-CERULEAN HUE.
CARY
IT’S BLUE.
BLUE-ISH.
NO, BLUE.
GERALD
CARY
GERALD
PISH-PISH! IT’S COLORLESS TO THE FISH.
Well, we’ve done ankles.
ALDOUS
CARY
Are we ready now for knees?
They wade in further, sliding, supporting each other shakily.
ALDOUS
I FAR PREFER AN ENGLISH BEACH, LIKE BOURNEMOUTH BY THE SEA.
CARY
TO EACH HIS OWN I SAY, HERE IN L.A. THE SURGING SURF IS PRETTIER.
ALDOUS
THE DOVER CLIFFS ARE TEMPEST-TOSSED, AND “BEAUTY SEEN IS NEVER LOST.”
GERALD
TO QUOTE WALT WHITMAN?
ALDOUS shakes his head no.
ROBERT FROST.
JOHN DONNE.
JOHN KEATS.
JOHN WHITTIER.
CARY
GERALD
CARY
ALDOUS
CARY
Well, we were right about the John. Ready for waist-deep? They hesitate, looking out to sea.
ALDOUS, CARY, & GERALD Hmmmm…
CARY THE VAST PACIFIC LOOMS… THE PRECIPICE.
GERALD
THE LEDGE.
ALDOUS
THE AMNIOTIC SOUP OF LIFE ON EARTH: THE OCEAN’S EDGE. (They study the ocean. ALDOUS points:) Protozoa.
GERALD
(pointing)
Algae.
CARY
(pointing; mispronouncing)
Ameno… menomes.
GERALD
Anem… amemomees…
ALDOUS
Ameno-nemo-emo-memo… oh, fuck it. They wade out a little further.
GERALD
I GROW CONCERNED HOW DEEPLY WE ARE WADING.
ALDOUS
SO DO I.
IF BARRACUDAS NOTICE US INVADING— All three quickly cover their crotches with their hands.
CARY, GERALD, & ALDOUS ME OH MY!
GERALD
A GIANT SQUID COULD YANK US IN!
ALDOUS
(squinting into the distance)
IS THAT A GREAT WHITE’S DORSAL FIN?
CARY
IF JELLYFISH DESTROY MY SKIN, WILL ALFRED HITCHCOCK USE ME?
ALDOUS
Speaking of skin…
(ALDOUS)
(in some pain)
MY SKIN HURTS FROM THIS LSD, LIKE SOMEONE STICKING PINS IN ME.
LYSERGIC ACID ALLERGY?
GERALD (touching ALDOUS’ skin) OR SUNBURN?
ALDOUS (flinching; embarrassed)
RIGHT. EXCUSE ME.
GERALD (squints, looking out)
Stop here. This is quite deep enough.
CARY
I say we keep going.
THREE ENGLISHMEN—
ALDOUS OR TWO PLUS HIM.
CARY
— ARE HEADING DEEPER IN TO SWIM.
GERALD
I’M SCARED!
ALDOUS
I’M BLIND, BUT WHY BE GRIM? GO FORTH AND SEIZE THE DAY, KID.
GERALD
SUPPOSE WE LOSE OUR BATHING SUITS?
ALDOUS
EXPOSE YOUR MANLY ATTRIBUTES!
CAN’T THREE SUCH DAMNED ATTRACTIVE BRUTES SWIM UNASHAMED AND NAKED?
CARY NAKED?
ALDOUS NAKED!
GERALD NAKED?
ALL THREE NAKED!
Music: The three go deeper into the water, appearing to walk forward. They hold one another as the waves wash them back and forth. As they bob in the water, CARY suddenly shouts:
Hey! Careful there!
What is it?
CARY
GERALD
CARY
Do you see that boy? He’s too far out!
GERALD (squinting)
I don’t see him.
Are you sure, Cary?
ALDOUS
CARY
He’s going to drown.
ARCHIE appears in the distance, flailing about. CARY leaves the MEN to swim to him.
GERALD and ALDOUS watch nervously as he gets further from them.
GERALD (calling)
Careful there, Cary!
CARY reaches ARCHIE and grabs the boy and holds him up.
CARY
Are you mad? You can’t handle these currents.
ARCHIE
No, you can’t handle these currents.
CARY
Why don’t you know enough to stay put. To stay out of sight.
ARCHIE
Because this is what you want.
Oh just shut up, once and for all!
CARY
ARCHIE
You would like that, wouldn’t you? You can shut me up right now. Go ahead! Let me go! You can’t do it, can you? You can’t let go of me.
CARY
(beat)
Goodbye.
CARY lets go and ARCHIE begins to move away and flail. The boy cries “help”, gasping for air. CARY turns his back on him and tries to swim away. Of course he can’t, and finally with great effort, he fights his way back to the boy. He jumps up and down until he finally pulls him into his arms and hugs him.
Now CARY is fighting for air. He loses his balance and goes under and comes up without ARCHIE. GERALD leaves ALDOUS’ side and makes his way to CARY, who is now in trouble.
ALDOUS begins to flounder in the water as GERALD gets to CARY and grabs his arm and begins to pull him towards shore.
Hold on to me and come along, Cary.
GERALD
CARY
The boy is drowning.
There is no boy, Cary!
I can’t leave him behind.
(as he pulls his arm)
Don’t fight me.
GERALD
CARY
GERALD
CARY
(trying to find the boy under the water)
He was just here.
GERALD
No! You’re dreaming! Stop!
With great effort GERALD drags him away.
ALDOUS
Gerald!
(They fight their way back to ALDOUS, who is struggling to keep his head above water. GERALD grabs him as well and then battles the currents to get them back to shore. Exhausted, they finally reach the beach and fall to the ground in a heap, gasping for air and spent. At last, ALDOUS continues weakly, to CARY:)
What exactly was it that you saw out there?
(CARY doesn’t answer. ALDOUS and GERALD exchange a look.)
Cary. We didn’t see a boy.
I know. But I did…
Shakily, CARY tries to get up.
Just sit for a moment.
CARY
ALDOUS
CARY
I’ve never felt so alone. I thought I was a goner.
You had a scare.
No. It was more than a scare.
GERALD
CARY
ALDOUS
I felt it, too. Like I was just a speck…
The music begins again. This time, in contrast to before, it is slow, halting, tentative; not in rhythm, reflecting their spent exhaustion.
CARY
AS I WAS BLACKING OUT, IT HIT ME THERE AND THEN: YOU GET NO SECOND CHANCE IN LIFE TO SHOOT THE SCENE AGAIN… (turns to GERALD and ALDOUS)
THREE ENGLISHMEN WERE NEARLY TWO.
GERALD
OR ONE.
ALDOUS
(to GERALD, with gratitude) OR NONE, IF NOT FOR YOU.
GERALD (reflects)
THE THINGS NEAR DEATH CAN MAKE ONE DO. (in discomfort, adjusts trunks)
GOOD LORD, MY CROTCH IS SANDY.
CARY
WITHOUT YOU THERE I HATE TO THINK HOW CLOSE WE TEETERED ON THE BRINK.
ALDOUS
A BRUSH WITH DEATH DESERVES A DRINK. FOR DROWNING VICTIMS? BRANDY.
CARY
(bucking each other up)
BRANDY?
GERALD BRANDY?
ALDOUS (decisively) BRANDY.
ALDOUS, CARY, & GERALD
BRANDY!
Helping each other, they head off. Music segues without pausing to…
#24—The Melancholy Hour (Part 1) Maria, Ann, Austin, Archie, Father, Sophia
ARCHIE, MARIA, FATHER, ANN, AUSTIN, and SOPHIA appear as we segue back to Clare’s house.
MARIA, ANN, AUSTIN, ARCHIE, FATHER, & SOPHIA AS TWILIGHT TURNS THE SKY
TO INDIGO AND VIOLET WITH FRAGRANT NIGHTSHADE IN FLOWER, SHADOWS OF UNEASE
SILHOUETTE THE TREES.
THIS IS THE MELANCHOLY HOUR.
CLARE, wearing sunglasses, lies on a lounge chair. She is in a bathing suit with a robe covering her. Sunglasses and sun hat complete the look. She is lifeless. The sounds of the ocean still in the distance.
ALDOUS, CARY, and GERALD enter, disheveled and exhausted. CARY immediately goes over and pours glasses of water for the others.
Clare? Clare?
I’m not speaking to you.
What happened?
What happened? I was abandoned.
GERALD
CLARE
ALDOUS
CLARE
GERALD
Hardly. I came to see if you wanted to join us at the beach.
CLARE
I was in heaven.
ALDOUS
Excuse me?
GERALD
You dismissed me—like one of your servants.
CLARE
Had I known you were leaving—
GERALD (getting angry)
I told you we were leaving and you were not in the least bit interested Clare.
CARY
No need to get worked up. Clare was in heaven after all. We do apologize.
CLARE
Thank you, Cary. An apology. You are such a gentleman. So… what did I miss?
CARY
The usual: the beach was sandy; the ocean was cool and inviting; and everything was quite lovely, until it wasn’t.
CLARE
What do you mean?
CARY
We almost drowned.
CLARE (sits up)
What? Did you really almost drown?
ALDOUS
Now we’re on terra firma and all that is in the past.
GERALD
May I speak?
Who’s stopping you?
CLARE
GERALD
I would apologize, but I have no idea for what. Frankly, your tone to me earlier was mean-spirited and you should be the one apologizing.
ALDOUS
Perhaps the two of you were just on different planes in that particular moment.
CARY
Yes. I’m sure that’s it.
CLARE
Clearly, you saw that I was very worked up, Gerald.
GERALD (emotional)
Indeed I did. And I came to you out of concern. And we certainly would not have left you alone had you not insisted on it.
CLARE sits up. Takes off her glasses and studies him. GERALD turns his back on her.
MARIA (to ALDOUS)
NOW, IN DESCENDING, THE FOG SEEMS TO LIFT.
ANN & AUSTIN (to CLARE)
YOUR TRIP IS ENDING.
ARCHIE & FATHER (to CARY)
YOU’RE FEELING ADRIFT.
MARIA
ALL THAT GOES UP MUST COME DOWN, YOU KNOW.
FOR EVERY—
HIGH!
(MARIA)
ANN, AUSTIN, SOPHIA, ARCHIE, & FATHER
THERE COMES A LOW…
MARIA
ANN, AUSTIN, MARIA, ARCHIE, FATHER, & SOPHIA
THIS IS THE MELANCHOLY HOUR.
They recede.
CLARE
I apologize for my tone, Gerald. I was not myself. (GERALD nods to her.)
I grew lonely. My three Englishmen were gone. How is everyone doing?
ALDOUS
Frankly, I would like more. I am beginning to wane.
(to GERALD)
50 more micrograms will do it.
(appalled)
Really, Aldous? You shouldn’t.
And why shouldn’t I?
I think you’ve had quite enough.
GERALD
ALDOUS
GERALD
CLARE
You sound like his mother, Gerald. Don’t be such a pansy.
GERALD
(stung)
I beg your pardon.
A long awkward pause as CLARE realizes what she has just said.
I meant no offense.
CLARE
GERALD
You are careless, Clare. With words. With people. We’re not just extras in your day-to-day drama.
CLARE
Is that how you see me?
Sometimes, yes.
Please, let’s not do this.
GERALD
CARY
ALDOUS
Come now. We are on edge. No need for this sort of conversation. And anyway, pansies are beautiful flowers, Gerald.
GERALD
It’s a demeaning term, Aldous.
CLARE
(she crosses to GERALD as she speaks; carefully)
I am greatly fond of you, Gerald. I love you. In fact, I often feel closer to you than to Henry. I chose a word carelessly. It tumbled out of my mouth without thought or malice. Forgive me. Please.
Beat. GERALD turns and they grasp hands.
ALDOUS
Gerald, I really do want more.
GERALD
Why?
ALDOUS
I want to live longer in the upper register.
GERALD (serious)
I worry about you, Aldous.
ALDOUS Worry?
GERALD
I worry that you will go too far out into space and no one will ever be able to pull you back.
ALDOUS (chuckles)
Dear friend, you worry too much. We never get beyond the boundaries of our mind.
GERALD
You don’t know that and you don’t have Maria now to rein you in.
ALDOUS
We had a visit today.
GERALD
What?
And I apologized.
ALDOUS
GERALD
Apologized, for… ?
ALDOUS
For not acknowledging in the final days that she was dying.
GERALD
That’s the way she wanted it, Aldous.
GERALD tries to hold on to his emotions.
ALDOUS
No. That’s the way I wanted it. I couldn’t bring myself to say goodbye.
CLARE (touched)
Understandable…
ALDOUS rises and goes to GERALD.
ALDOUS
Thank you for looking out for me. I will refrain from taking any more and enjoy where I am right now if you think it best.
MARIA exits. Beat.
Do you believe there is a heaven, Clare?
CARY
CLARE
What?
You said you were in heaven.
CARY
CLARE
Oh, right. Well, I thought I was… I’m afraid to not think there is a heaven. If there’s no heaven, then what else is there?
GERALD
Nirvana? Buddhists believe that we move to another plane on our next journey.
CLARE
And Aldous, what do you believe?
ALDOUS
I do believe there is a heaven. Not in the Catholic tradition though.
And where is your heaven?
CARY
ALDOUS
It’s right here.
(he points to his head)
It’s all up here. A universe beyond what we know that lives on once the body is gone. If I have my way, I will take LSD on my death bed.
CLARE (to ALDOUS)
You’re joking.
CARY (to GERALD) Is he serious?
GERALD
Oh yes, Aldous has mentioned that before. He’s mad as a hatter. They all laugh.
CLARE
Well, this may be the last time I take this.
CARY
Why?
CLARE
I think I’ve seen all I need to see. Or maybe, more to the point, want to see.
ALDOUS
Was today not what you had in mind when you invited us here, Clare?
CLARE
I had no expectations other than for us to share a connection on this drug.
GERALD
Such a tricky word.
ALDOUS
Yes. Well, I suppose a connection comes down to chemistry, doesn’t it?
CARY
How so?
ALDOUS
The ratio of the twenty-two basic ingredients that make up the human species: Oxygen, Hydrogen, Potassium…
CLARE
Please don’t name all of them? They laugh.
#25—The 23rd Ingredient
Actually, I can’t.
ALDOUS
CARY
(to CLARE and GERALD)
At last, something Huxley doesn’t know…
ALDOUS
I was being polite. Of course I know them all! (They laugh.)
TWENTY-TWO INGREDIENTS. ON OUR LAUNDRY LIST. ALL ESSENTIAL ELEMENTS NEEDED TO EXIST. CARBON, CHLORINE, NITROGEN, SCIENCE LEAVES NO DOUBT. YET SCIENCE, IN ITS BLINDNESS, LEFT THE BIG ONE OUT.
The 23rd ingredient.
CLARE
Which is… ?
ALDOUS
The indescribable one that makes us human—that makes our experiences inherently unique.
THIS WAS AN EXPERIMENT WE SET OUT TO SHARE.
CLARE THAT WE DID, TO SOME EXTENT.
CARY BRIEFLY, HERE AND THERE.
GERALD
MEMORY. EXPERIENCE. ALL WE RECOLLECT.
ALDOUS, CLARE, CARY, & GERALD THE 23RD INGREDIENT. OUR DIFFERENCES CONNECT.
CLARE
The drug is a mirror, isn’t it?
A fun house mirror.
CARY
GERALD
A living dream, really.
A different perspective.
ALDOUS
CLARE
Yes.
Also, a Pandora’s box.
CARY
ALDOUS
Sometimes, that too. (He turns to CARY.)
Cary, who was the boy in the water?
(ALDOUS)
CLARE
Boy in the water?
CARY slowly turns to him, then to the others.
CARY (beat)
It was me… (vulnerable)
I’VE BEEN HIDING ALL MY LIFE FROM A SENSE OF SHAME. CHANGED MY IMAGE, NAME, AND WIFE. ONE THING STAYED THE SAME. ALWAYS THAT ABANDONED KID WAITING TO BE FOUND. THE BOY WHO KEPT HIS HEAD AFLOAT. THE BOY WHO CAN’T BE DROWNED. (indicates himself)
Archibald Leach.
Nice to meet you, Archie!
ALDOUS
CLARE
Yes, lovely to meet you.
GERALD Hello.
CLARE Do we ever shake our childhoods?
I WAS SCHOOLED TO BE MOTHER’S BEST REVENGE. MY SUCCESS IS THANKS TO HER DESIGN. BUT HER DRIVING FORCE SWEPT ME UP, OF COURSE.
(CLARE)
I’VE LIVED THE LIFE SHE CHOSE FOR ME. (as if to her unseen mother)
WHAT’S LEFT NOW IS MINE.
ALDOUS
HERE WE SIT IN MALIBU, TIRED BUT CONTENT, TAKING IN THE LOVELY VIEW, WOND’RING WHERE WE WENT. UNACQUAINTED WAYFARERS SEARCHING FOR OUR WAY. THE 23RD INGREDIENT BONDED US TODAY.
CLARE
Gerald, who did you spend the day with?
GERALD
Mostly, I spent the day with Gerald. Right here and now. Not in the past.
CARY
What were you like as a child?
GERALD (beat)
A pansy.
A brilliant and beautiful pansy.
ALDOUS
GERALD
And a lonely one at that until I met Aldous and Maria. I WAS ALWAYS SHY, FRIGHTENED TO BE TOUCHED. I REPRESSED DESIRE WITH CONTROL. (looking at ALDOUS)
BUT WHEN THREE MINDS MELD, I, FOR ONCE, FELT HELD. THE WAY A LEAF DOES TO A TREE.
PART OF THE WHOLE.
(GERALD)
CLARE
EACH OF US IS INCOMPLETE TILL OUR PATHS CONVERGE.
CLARE, CARY, & ALDOUS EVERYONE IN LIFE WE MEET MIXES IN THE MERGE.
CLARE, CARY, ALDOUS, & GERALD MEMORY. EXPERIENCE. ALL WE’VE LEARNED SO FAR.
ALDOUS NOT TEN CENTS WORTH OF CHEMICALS IN A MASON JAR.
CLARE, CARY, ALDOUS, & GERALD THE 23RD INGREDIENT. THE 23RD INGREDIENT. MAKES US WHO WE ARE. They sit in silence for a beat. The light is beginning to shift.
The sunsets are very beautiful here.
ALDOUS
CLARE Magic, really.
CARY
The sun is going down as we are going down.
ALDOUS
We are gliding back to earth.
CLARE (laughing)
I hope our wings are steady.
We have each other to soften the fall.
GERALD
Indeed.
Can I get anyone anything?
(looking to CARY)
There was talk of brandy!
ALDOUS
CLARE
ALDOUS
CARY
That’s right!
CLARE
Wonderful idea! I’ll get it for us.
(begins to exit, then stops; she turns to ALDOUS)
Aldous, let’s go in together. I want to show you this odd house.
ALDOUS (beat)
Very well.
ALDOUS rises a bit unsteadily and joins CLARE as they walk into the house. Then CARY rises:
Thank you for back there.
Excuse me?
CARY
GERALD
In the water. I have never felt so helpless.
CARY
GERALD
And I have never felt so strong.
You had no choice but to be strong.
CARY
GERALD
(thinks about this)
Maybe that’s how it works…
#26—Bella Donna (Reprise 2)
(GERALD slowly walks to CARY and faces him. They stare at one another as a certain tension fills the beat. Then GERALD breaks it.)
I think I’m going to chant.
Of course.
CARY
GERALD
Feel free to join me.
Cary pats his shoulder, then goes and sits.
In the house, CLARE pours the brandy as ALDOUS looks out at us, as if studying a painting.
Can I help?
ALDOUS
CLARE
I can’t do much in the kitchen, but I’m very proficient at a bar.
ALDOUS
I must say the art in this house strikes me as quite pedestrian. California “modern” art escapes me.
CLARE brings ALDOUS a brandy and then also looks at the painting.
Me, as well.
Give me an Old Master any day.
CLARE
ALDOUS
They study the painting for another moment, and then:
CLARE
(still staring at the painting)
Would you do me a great favor, Aldous?
ALDOUS
Certainly.
CLARE
(vulnerable)
Would you just hold me?
His eyes stay on the painting for a moment, then he awkwardly turns to CLARE. He tentatively takes CLARE in his arms. She slowly puts her arms around him, like two teenagers who have never done this before. Slowly, they relax and CLARE rests her head on ALDOUS’ chest.
Alternate Finale
The authors of Flying Over Sunset have included two options for the ending of their show. The ending used on Broadway, #27, is included in the main text of the libretto and the orchestra books. The alternate Finale, #27 Alt., is included in the appendix of your libretto, and directly following #27 in your orchestra books. The alternate Finale is what you will hear on the original cast recording. You may choose whichever ending is best suited to the needs of your production.
If you are performing #27 Alt.—Flying Over Sunset (Reprise 2) turn to page 154 in the Appendix.
In the far background, MARIA, ANN, AUSTIN, SOPHIA, Cary’s FATHER and ARCHIE in a ghostly fashion cross the stage, eyes forward. Their footsteps make the sound of a heartbeat.
Continue here following #27 Alt.—Flying Over Sunset (Reprise 2).
#27—Afternoon Has Ended Gerald, Cary
Meanwhile, GERALD had arranged himself in the lotus position and begins to meditate as the GHOSTS disappear.
GERALD
OM.
(CARY looks over at GERALD. He slips off his shoes.)
OM.
CARY quietly sits next to GERALD and studies him, replicating the lotus position. He takes a deep breath.
GERALD & CARY
OM.
GERALD is momentarily startled to see CARY at his side, then smiles to himself as the two hold their note.
Music swells and then fades with the light of day as the two COUPLES stare out at us in peace.
END OF MUSICAL
ALTERNATE ENDING
#27 Alt.—Flying
Sunset
In the far background, MARIA, ANN, AUSTIN, SOPHIA, Cary’s FATHER and ARCHIE in a ghostly fashion cross the stage, eyes forward.
MARIA
AFTERNOON IS ENDED, AND THE BREEZE IS COOL AND DRY. ABSOLUTELY SPLENDID, THAT KALEIDOSCOPIC SKY.
FATHER
GIVE OR TAKE A MOMENT… WE’LL BEGIN TO DISAPPEAR.
ARCHIE & FATHER
IF, IN FACT, WE’RE ACTUALLY HERE… ANN, AUSTIN, and SOPHIA re-enter.
MARIA, ARCHIE, & FATHER THEN IT’S TIME FOR US TO FOLLOW, AS A CATALINA SWALLOW GOES FLYING OVER SUNSET, FLYING OVER SUNSET
ANN, SOPHIA, & AUSTIN TO FOLLOW… SWALLOW
FLY… FLYING OVER SUNSET… FLYING OVER SUNSET…
ANN, SOPHIA, ARCHIE, AUSTIN, FATHER, & MARIA
FLYING OVER SUNSET… FLYING OVER SUNSET… HIGH…
MARIA FREE AND CLEAR…
AUSTIN
FREE AND CLEAR…
FREE AND CLEAR…
FREE AND CLEAR…
CLEAR…
CLEAR…
ANN & SOPHIA
ARCHIE & FATHER
AUSTIN, ARCHIE, &
FATHER
ANN & SOPHIA
The GHOSTS vanish. Their footsteps make the sound of a heartbeat.
Continue on page 152 of the libretto.