Once there was a Girl, and one day she started wearing a box on her head.
And once there was a Boy, and one day he also started wearing a box on his head.
And then one day,
they met.
“Why do you have a box on your head?” said the Girl
“Probably for the same reason you have a box on your head.” said the Boy
“Ya, well what reason is that?” said the Girl
“Hmm... let me think.” said the Boy “I guess it’s whatever reason I want it to be.”
“Well, you better take that Box off your head,” said the Girl “or I’m not gonna be your friend.”
“Well, I guess we’re not gonna be friends.” said the Boy “’Cause this Box is not, I repeat NOT, coming off my head.”
So apparently it was decided.
The Boy and the Girl were ‘NOT’ gonna be friends.
Instead, whenever they saw each other, they either fought,
Or argued,
Or simply pretended like the other person didn’t exist.
Until finally, I decided to meet my neighbours.
“Excuse me.” I said
“Yes?” said the Girl
“Yes?” said the Boy
“I’m
sure you don’t realize,” I said “but all that playing up there, is really quite loud down here. So if you wouldn’t mind—”
“We’re not playing!” said the Girl
“Ya! ‘Cause we’re not friends.”said the Boy
“Well,” I said. “You sure seem like friends.” And with that I left.
And the Girl looked at the Boy. And the Boy looked at the Girl. And they both...
Burst out laughing!
“We don’t seem like friends.” said the Girl
“We can’t be friends!” said the Boy
