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2008-09 issue 1


bigger, better, more colourful

Old favourites: - Dear Boozu - Photo Pages New Columns: - wall of shame - Pre-clinical and clinical corners - classifieds - pearls of wisdom And much more






After seven  months  of  Sphygmo  lying  in  complete 

humorous by  issuing  funny  class  servers  emails, 

dormancy till  Murmur  and  Fresher’s  booklet  were 

PEARLS OF  WISDOM  (caps  intended)  and  the  very 

over and done with… Sphygmo is finally back in all 

cheeky Wall  of  Shame.    Also,  Sphygmo  is  very  hon‐

its vigour!    As  already  mentioned  in  this  year’s 

oured to have a new guest writer to grace us with her 

Fresher’s booklet,  2008  marks  Sphygmo’s  first  foray 

opinion on  anything  medical  in  every  issue.    Her 

onto the  internet,  circulating  it  as  a  PDF  format  in 

name is Aunty ELSA.  Mind you, she’s quite an opin‐

every medical  student’s  inbox  whilst  also  making  it 

ionated lady so I wouldn’t suggest taking her too seri‐

available on the MMSA website.  This will hopefully 

ously when reading her articles… 

help the  whole  editorial  board  keep  their  commit‐

ment to  issuing  this  newsletter  three  to  four  times  a 

We obviously  kept  the  old  time  favourites  like  Dear 

year without  the  headache  of  finding  sponsors  to 

Boozu’s column (back by popular demand), the Edito‐

fund the (dull, black and white) printing.   

rial (at least I would like to believe it’s an old time fa‐

vourite) and, last but not least, YOUR PHOTOS!   

What’s more,  making  Sphygmo  available  online  has 

also helped  us  raise  the  bar  like  never  before!    The 

In all honesty, I cannot recall seeing so much material 

fact that  you’re  seeing  Sphygmo  in  full  colour  is 

in one issue of Sphygmo.  It’s not so much due to our 

nothing.   Just  wait  till  you  scroll  down  a  bit  further 

seemingly unlimited space.  Rather, it’s more because 

and see our new features!   

so many students within MMSA were willing to con‐

tribute to Sphygmo – from the 1st years to the 5th years.  

This year,  Sphygmo  has  decided  to  introduce  a  few 

As editor, I just hope that we keep up the good work 

study aids for both pre‐clinical and clinical students; 

(and, perhaps,  do  a  better  job  at  entertaining  the 

all done  with  the  hopes  of  trying  to  help  everyone 

medical school  population  than  the  Leisure  standing 

make it  through  this  course  together.    I  also  suggest 


checking out Sphygmo’s Classified Ads.  You may be 

surprised to  find  useful  2   hand  study  material  be‐

If there  is  anything  you  would  like  to  give  to 

ing sold in good condition by your colleagues.   

Sphygmo, please  do  send  us  an  email  on  We would love to hear from 

But, then again, we cannot overdo it with the study‐



ing can  we?    So,  we  also  kept  things  very  light  and 

The Sphygmo Team Media Officer: Claire Vella Editor: Marquita Camilleri Article Co-ordinator: Stephanie Azzopardi Layout and Design: Anne Marie Bonnici Mallia Thank you to all those who have contributed to this edition of Sphygmo


GO TO: http:/sphygmo.


MMSA DIARIES With TRD over, we’ve just about got time to catch our breath before the flurry of events happening this November. Here’s an update on what went on, and what’s next for each subcommittee. Leisure The End of Summer party on the 25th September was MMSA’s first ever foam party, and a rip-roaring start to the semester! Next were the two TRD parties, Hollywood and the now infamous S-Party. We’ve got the dirt on these bashes – be sure to check out our photo section and our Wall of Shame! Next on the calendar are the Christmas Party, the Consultants’ Party, and the football tournament in December, with paintball and wild game sessions also on the cards! SCOPH Hot on the heels of a wonderful Teddy Bear Hospital at Maria Regina Primary held on the 23rd October, was the World Diabetes Day event on the 8th November at City Gate, Valletta. General consensus was this was one of the best WDD’s ever, with a great medical student turnout! Be sure to check our photos later on this issue. Also coming up is the Blood Donation in conjunction with MKSU held at Students’ House on the 26th and 27th November. Don’t miss the opportunity to help out on the stand, or better still, give blood!

SCORA World AIDS Week is about to hit! From the 26th November – 3rd December, SCORA will be busy with outreaches, the Candle Vigil, and their annual Piazza Café on campus, as well as a completely revamped World AIDS Day concert featuring topical drama and music at the KSU common room. The SCORA team is also busy with the National Peer Education Training project. The first NPET weekend held in Verdala on the 3rd – 5th October attracted IHC, psychology, and medical students interested in giving sexual health education sessions at secondary schools. The Peer Ed project is thus getting started, with talks at St. Edwards and San Anton scheduled in the near future. SCORA will also be holding a National Antibiotics Awareness outreach in Valletta on the 22nd November, in conjunction with SCOPH.

SCORP SCORP has been busy with preparations for Human Rights Week (December 8th-12th). SCORP’s TB DOT project is also in the pipeline and is expected to start soon. The TB Direct Observation Treatment project, or TB DOT, involves monitoring patients with tuberculosis, and is a great learning opportunity for any interested students. Also – make sure you get your hands on the new SCORP T-shirt!

SCOME The SCOME team was very busy during Freshers’ Week, and their Freshers’ Talk and Buddy Sessions were deemed a success. SCOME also held their first ever Cinemed live, organizing a trip to watch Ippermettili Nitlaq at St. James Cavalier on the 10th October. This was followed by a discussion of the play’s ethical issues on the 15th. The preclinical visits are resuming again this year, and preparation for Careers’ Convention is in full swing. Keep your diary clear this February – it promises to be a good one! Media We’ve saved the best for last! With Freshers’ Booklet already under our belt, and this Sphygmo hopefully a success, we’re casting our eyes on the next task at hand – Murmur! Media needs people for this year’s editorial board. Are you up for the challenge?

Exchanges With Summer over and everyone settling back in at home, it’s time to start thinking about next year’s trips, of course! Applications for professional and research exchange will be out from the 1st-10th December. Don’t miss out!

WATCH THIS SPACE: MMSA is planning a big event on the 8th December at City Gate, Valletta! Every subcommittee will be on site to promote health and to give the public more information about MMSA and its projects. Details are as yet sketchy but keep an eye out for information on the servers and MMSA News – this should be shaping up to be a good one!

Pearls of Wisdom Dr. S. Ali in response to two students talking during his lecture...



“NO MATTER WHAT KIND OF DOCTOR YOU BECOME, BE A KIND DOCTOR!” Written by Claudine Micallef based on Mr. K. Cassar’s talk Plumbing the Human Body   This  article  title  was,  in  Mr.  K.  Cassar’s  words,  the  most  important  take‐home  message  at  our  first  TRD  for  this  year  during  his  talk  ‘Plumbing  the  Human  Body’.    Are  we  in  this  for  the  “Power,  Money  and  Chicks  (or  analogous  male  for  us  girls)”,  as  the  fa‐ mous  physician  Dr.  Cox  says?    And  what  is  it  that  really makes us good doctors?    Mr. Cassar started off by giving us a brief introduction  to what his work as a consultant vascular surgeon in‐ volves,  while  illustrating  a  number  of  conditions  he  encounters  throughout  his  job.  However,  the  empha‐ sis of his talk was not on clinical practice or academic  achievements, but on the humanistic side of what be‐ ing a good doctor entails. The General Medical Coun‐ cil (UK) defines good doctors as follows:    “Good  doctors  make  the  care  of  their  patients  their  first  concern:  they  are  competent,  keep  their  knowl‐ edge  and  skills  up  to  date,  establish  and  maintain  good  relationships  with  patients  and  colleagues,  are  honest and trustworthy and act with integrity”.    But  this,  Mr.  Cassar  insists,  is  not  enough.  There  are  other factors that are also fundamental.    Primarily, he mentions attitude. A bad attitude in our  profession  will  not  do.    And  those  who  already  have  one  are  very  misfortunate  since  it  is  difficult  to  change.  Although  difficult  to  define,  some  examples  were  mentioned  as  to  what  a  bad  or  ‘rotten’  attitude  would be:  Being arrogant… Rude… Thinking that we  know  everything…  Always  rushing  and  having  no  time for others… And these are just a few!    Humility is also key to being a good doctor, with the  worst thing that can happen to us being arrogance. It  is  important  to  recognise  that  there  are  innumerable  things that we cannot understand completely in medi‐ cine;  conditions  that  we  will  be  unable  to  diagnose,  and  patients  who  will  die  despite  our  treatment.  We  can also make errors of judgement or procedure. After  all,  we’re  only  human!    Mr.  Cassar  tells  us  that  the  more experienced we get, the more humble we should  become.    Working  with  integrity  is  also  essential,  and  this  means always being honest with the patients and rela‐ tives…  Represent  things  how  they  really  are  and  not  how we want them to be. We should also explain our  mistakes truthfully. 

We must also keep focused. We are in this for our pa‐ tients  and  not  to  look  good.  After  all,  we  are  dealing  with  human  life  and  people  will  entrust  it  in  our  hands.  Our  responsibilities  will  be  huge  and  our  er‐ rors  will  also  have  huge  consequences  on  people’s  lives.  Thus,  we  have  to  not  only  be  good,  but  great  doctors.  As  great  doctors,  we  will  need  to  have  con‐ cern for other people, an enquiring and open mind, a  rational  approach,  imagination,  the  ability  to  handle  pressure,  the  ability  to  sympathise  and  be  non‐ judgemental,  work  hard,  be  patient,  be  determined,  decisive and aware of our own limitations.    Mr.  Cassar  particularly  warns  us  against  the  ‘evil  of  private  practice’  –  particularly  prolific  on  our  small  island – since this can cause a conflict of interest with  the  public  service  and  our  decisions  might  be  influ‐ enced by financial gain.    During the talk, Mr. Cassar also compared the student  selection for the course of Medicine in Malta with that  in the UK.  In the UK, students have to undergo a UK  Clinical  Aptitude  Test  (UKCAT),  where  they  are  as‐ sessed regarding verbal, quantitative and abstract rea‐ soning,  decision  analysis  and  non‐cognitive  analysis.  The  latter  includes  attributes  related  to  robustness,  empathy  and  integrity.  On  the  Maltese  islands,  stu‐ dents  have  only  to  obtain  good  grades  at  their  Ad‐ vanced  Levels  examinations.  This  clearly  illustrates  the emphasis on academic achievement in Malta, per‐ haps  at  the  expense  of  other  cognitive  and  people  skills considered important outside our shores.    On  a  positive  note,  although  the  list  to  what  consti‐ tutes being a good doctor seems inexhaustible, we are  ensured  that  it  is  great  to  be  a  doctor!  We  will  never  get bored and we will get to do some amazing things.  We’ll test the limits of our minds, we will earn respect  (deserved  or  not)  and  we  will  do  some  good,  even  if  we do not mean it. We will also get to work with some  great  people  and  some  patients  will  change  our  lives  forever.    Finally, even if we fail to help our patients, if we keep  the  above  in  mind,  at  least  we  know  that  we  would  have done everything possible to help that individual.  And just to make sure that the point does come across,  “No  matter  what  kind  of  doctor  you  become,  be  a  kind doctor!” 


Aunty ELSA (LL.B) on TRD Lately, there was much fuss centring round the date 17th of October 2008, both on PBS and on YouTube. For the first time ever, Dr. Gonzi and Dr. Muscat crossed swords live on Xarabank. Admittedly, it actually was quite a Red Letter Day for

And what cracks me up even further is the sight

Xarabank… Fuss justified! It was not really the en-

of my nephew giving talks to school children on

counter that made the day so historic. It’s simply

eating healthy, not smoking and wearing con-

because Xarabank rarely ever gets this good!

doms before sex.

Funnily enough, I’ve never

It was a programme that could have poten-

heard of SCOPH working towards the cessation

tially stirred an intellectual and highly stimulating

of alcohol abuse. And they shouldn’t! Because

adult conversation with my nephew, a budding

they would be complete hypocrites if they do!

doctor, the following Sunday morning. He usually

Perhaps they should leave that sort of work to

comes to see me on Sundays. But that week, it

the law students. They don’t share this same pro-

just did not happen. He had to make a miss this

pensity to drink so heavily. And it’s not because

weekend since, apparently, he was still recover-

they lack performance stress! Law students sim-

ing from the two TRD parties where he had ‘a few

ply have other leisure activities like… erm… ‘D’

drinks too many’. Yes… he went to that distaste-

Treasure Hunt… ‘D’ Sant’ Ivo dinner… “among

ful weekend called ‘TRD!’ How can I forget that

others”… Excuse me. Can’t think of further activi-

he’s studying to become a one track minded

ties… That’s all the ELSA website mentions.

doctor of medicine rather than a well cultivated,

Very well!


Perhaps in the eyes of

highly educated and tastefully cultured doctor of

MMSA we law people might not have so much


going on.

You know, MMSA has become nothing but one

For those of you who don’t know,

MMSA boasts about being the most active or-

big piss-up these days! The only thing medical

ganisation on campus.

And if you bump into

students are really known for is for their parties

one of their EB members, or a very active alum-

and their excessive reliance on alcohol con-

nus who was an ex-EB member back in his day

sumption to have a great time with friends. Per-

(Dr. Pierre Schembri Wismayer anybody?), the

haps I might be sounding a bit unfair.

gloating just gets too nauseating – way beyond

Well, forgive the scrutiny! But it is rather funny

treatment with a Maxolon gulp-down! The quea-

how students who are expected to be society’s

siness is even worse than the one you get whilst

health role models, all because they act so well

watching Dejjem Tiegħek Becky on television. Or

at knowing better, are renowned for “always

now should I say KC? Komplete Crap none the

smoking and drinking, and lounging” (Pickwick

less if I may say!



Pure and simple Komplete


Wall o

f sham


Thanks to Stefan Buttigieg for providing photos

Pearls of Wisdom Mr. A. Casha’s answer to the typical question “But how would you identify this?”...



Dear Boozu,

I am at my wit’s end! No matter what I do, I can’t seem to get hold of the lecturer I need in   order to get my physiology long essay title approved! I’ve tried everything, from setting up a  spy  network  system  with  fellow  desperados,  to  snooping  out  all  the  dusty  faculty  corners  I  could think about…again…and again…but the guy never shows up...  Please, I need your wisdom….fast!  Desperate McPanicky     —————————————————————————————————————————————————————To Desperate McPanicky, Oh young one… Fear not! Advice is forthcoming. The lecturer is a crafty, cunning and surprisingly agile creature, so you need a game plan to settle

this issue. First and foremost, it seems that you’ve been studying the said creature, so I’m pretty sure you’ve got all the standard stuff sorted such as car, office location, phone number, mobile number, email and home address. Next thing is to get him/her to notice you! (This is where the editor starts getting annoyed at me!) Now I don’t want you to do anything stupid like streak in the middle of one of his lectures!!! That won’t do you much good. Do something normal, like sit in front of his car till he shows up. Make sure you get the right car and/or a blanket and some food just in case he tries to avoid you, in which case you’re in for the long haul. If the said lecturer is hiding out in the office you can always smoke him out of his hideaway. Now, here is where I can really help you! Various methods can be used ranging from small fires to fire extinguishers. If the lecturer is a she, then little mice running around her office would definitely make sure she leaves! Be on guard to have a full explanation of what you want out of the lecturer so that as he/ she escapes from the office in a frenzy they will hear you out and agree with you on the spot. You could also try leaving subtle hints like the odd garbage can emptied on their car or outside their house, along with a few notes explaining your distress. As a 5th year studying psychiatry, I do urge you to use some restraint. The line between diligent medical student and psychotic inpatient at MCH is becoming ever so fine. If this doesn’t work you can always try the direct approach like getting his mobile number from a secretary or a student who had some form of contact (however weird) with this lecturer. I hope this has been helpful.


PS: don’t panic too much, life is full of these little challenges, and remember… If you don’t get anything out of this, you’ll always a better stalker for it!!! PS 2: (No, not the games console) If ever you get into any trouble with the police… we never met ok?

Pearls of Wisdom Dr. E. Farrugia on collecting a MSU (mid-stream urine)…



NOVEMBER From: alex curmi Date: Fri, Oct 24, 2008 at 5:57 PM Subject: [mmsa-2008] Re: Election Results! To:

Attard / Mamo '08 Progress Prosperity Procrastination Here’s are a bunch of Nick Mamo slogans I toyed around with before settling with Nick Mamo: Why Not? : Practice Makes Mamo Mamo: Because the other candidates eat babies Not without my Mamo He-llo Ma-mo Nick Mamo: The World's Local Class Rep That is all.

Kudos to Stefan Buttigieg for the forward.   

Funny Class Server E-Mail of the Month

Pearls of Wisdom Mr. L. Zrinzo on Relationships...



Pre-clinical Corner Useful Websites ♦

The Interactive Atlas of             Thoracic Viscera‐bin/ DA/PageMaster?atlas:Thorax+ffpathIndex/ Thoracic^Viscera+2   This  site  has  3D  views  of  thoracic  organs.  It  also  contains  normal  x‐rays  and  CT  scans  of  the  thorax  and  anatomical  cross‐sections  of  cadaver specimens at different levels. The atlas  is  divided  into  various  subcategories,  such  as  mediastinum,  pericardium  and  heart  and  lungs  and  bronchial  tree.  Users  may  navigate  through  the  atlas  by  clicking  image  button  of  that image. Each image contains options, such  as a “Label all” button to provide labels to the  image.  It  also  has  a  “Quiz”  option  with  each  image  that  allows  you  to  test  yourself.  The  quiz operates by naming a structure which you  have to then click on, on the particular image. 

Human Embryology Lectures   A series of Embryology lectures filmed in 2007.  The  lectures  start  from  week  2    after  fertiliza‐ tion,  gastrulation  (week  3)  and  week  4.  After  that the embryological development of the dif‐ ferent  systems  (cardiovascular,  respiratory,  gastrointestinal,  etc)  is  discussed.  The  lectures  are  very  useful  if  you  miss  (on  purposely  or  not) an embryology lecture.  

The Body Guide cns/content/adam/visualbody/ frameParent.html     An  interactive  website  showing  the  different  systems  of  the  body.  By  pressing  onto  the  de‐ sired system the   figure on the left changes to portray the major  structures of that particular system. When you  runn your mouse over the desired structure it’s  name  appears  on  the  bottom  right  side  of  the  screen. 

MNEMONICS THORAX Superior Mediastinal Contents: "BATS & TENT": Brachiocephalic veins Arch of aorta Thymus Superior vena cava Trachea Esophagus Nerves (vagus & phrenic) Thoracic duct Posterior Mediastinal Contents: There are 4 birds: The esophaGOOSE (esophagus) The vaGOOSE nerve The azyGOOSE vein The thoracic DUCK (duct) Bronchi: which one is more vertical? “Inhale a bite, goes down the right”: Inhaled objects more likely to lodge in right bronchus, since it is the one that is more vertical Heart valve sequence: “Try Pulling My Aorta”: Tricuspid Pulmonary Mitral Aorta Diaphragm innervations: “C 3, 4, 5 … keeps the diaphragm alive!” Diaphragm innervation is cervical roots 3, 4, and 5 (ie phrenic nerve).

NEUROANATOMY For the function of the temporal lobes, think of a helmet which covers the side of the head: HELM: H : hearing E : emotion L : learning M : memory Composition of cranial nerves (Motor, Sensory, or Both) “Some Say Marry Money, But My Brother Says Big Breasts Matter More” I.E. starting from cranial nerve I (olfactory) : sensory, sensory motor, motor, both, motor, both, sensory, both, both, motor, motor! Trigeminal nerve: where branches exit skull “Standing Room Only” V1 = > Superior orbital fissure V2 => Foramen Rotundum V3 => Foramen ovale Pterygoid muscles: function of lateral vs. medial “Look at how your jaw ends up when saying first syllable of ‘Lateral’ or ‘Medial’”: “La”: your jaw is now open, so Lateral opens mouth. “Me”: your jaw is still closed, so medial closes the mandible.


CLINICAL CORNER Clinical Case AZ is a 74 year old retired gentleman and known case of IgA nephropathy, asthma, hypertension, CHF and gout who presented at A&E greatly distressed, tachypnoeic and unresponsive. According to the patient’s wife, he had been suffering from increasing SOB over the past two days, which worsened overnight. He also had a history of PND, orthopnoea (using 4 pillows) and dyspnoea on exertion. There was allegedly no chest pain, no cough or sputum and no fever. On looking through his records, it was noted that the patient had been admitted twice over the previous two months with similar episodes. On admission, the patient was on treatment with several drugs, including burinex 1mg daily, enalapril 20mg bd, aspirin 75mg bd, zantac 150mg bd, allopurinol 700mg daily, flixotide 2 puffs bd, atrovent 2 puffs bd and ventolin 2 puffs PRN. He had no known drug allergies. On examination at A&E, the patient was found to be distressed and tachypnoeic, with a respiratory rate of 40/min. Rectal temperature was 95oF. He had a patent airway; a guidal airway had been inserted in the ambulance. He was found to have an SaO2 of 80% off O2, prolonged expiration, crackles over the lower 2/3 of the lungs and scattered rhonchi. His pulse rate was 120bpm, he had a BP of 220/110 and no added heart sounds. His abdomen was soft and non-tender, while he was found to have pitting oedema in both lower limbs. CXR indicated cardiomegaly and congestion of the pulmonary veins. The ECG demonstrated sinus tachycardia, with frequent ventricular ectopics.

and asthma. Enalapril was stopped, and atacand was increased to 5mg bd. Amiodarone was considered for possible future VT. Serial ECGs were ordered, and the patient was kept warm. After six days in intensive care, the patient was in a stable general condition and afebrile, and had been weaned slowly of ventolin. BP had been lowered to 169/90 whilst SaO2 on oxygen was 94%. AZ was moved to the Cardiac Medical Ward. GC remained stable, and BP was reduced to 130/80. The patient was in normal sinus rhythm with occasional ventricular ectopics. K+ was found to be low. Hence, KCl syrup was started with an aim to a K+ of 4.0mmol-1. Urine and electrolytes, creatinine, Ca2+, Mg2+ and phosphate were ordered to monitor his condition. AZ is still awaiting a full recovery.

AZ was given becotide 2mg + 2mg i.v., isoket 3mg/ hr, ventolin/atrovent nebulizer and hydrocortisone 200mg i.v. In view of ABGs and a poor clinical response, the patient was intubated and given 100% O2. He was then given tazocin 4.5mg, and a urinary catheter was inserted. AOS was done.

QUESTIONS 1. What is the possible cause of hypertension in this patient? 2. How does hypertension bring about LVF? 3. What is the rationale behind prescribing tazocin®? 4. Is there a link between the patient’s treatment and the ventricular ectopics?

AZ was admitted to ITU with an exacerbation CHF


ANSWERS 1. What is the possible cause of hypertension in this patient? Hypertension is due to renal failure as a result of chronic renal failure, which is a complication of IgA nephropathy, a condition in which there is deposition of IgA antibodies onto the glomerular basement membrane of the glomerulus. 2. How does hypertension bring about LVF? Systemic hypertension causes an increase in the afterload, and hence an increase in cardiac work, since the heart must pump with an aim to exceed diastolic pressure in the aorta. There is an increased end diastolic volume in the left ventricle, leading to dilation of the ventricle and further exacerbating the problem of afterload. 3. What is the rationale behind prescribing tazocin®? Tazocin® (piperacillin/tazobactam) is a combination of the extended spectrum β-lactam antibiotic piperacillin and the β-lactamase inhibitor tazobactam. The combination is active against a broad spectrum of gram positives and gram negatives as well as anaerobes, including Pseudomonas aeruginosa. Tazocin® was given as prophylaxis due to the insertion of a urinary catheter as well as a central line.


4. Is there a link between the patient’s treatment and the ventricular ectopics? The patient is receiving the loop diuretic burinex® (bumetanide), which causes Na+ and water retention at the expense of K+. Change in concentration of K+ is a possible cause of the ventricular ectopics – hence, KCl syrup was started with aim to an extracellular [K+] of 4.0mmol-1.

This is All Greek to Me!



Christian Camilleri

Well, it’s not all Greek! The language of Medicine and Surgery also comprises a hefty dose of Latin, and English acronyms too, apart from the local input from the native language. We Medical Students can never learn enough Medical Jargon, so here's some more of that mind-boggling gobbledygook*. (*Note from the editor: Someone seems to be going to Zrinzo’s lectures… and paying attention!) Acronymophilia Obsessive compulsive usage of acronyms. Endemic to medical staff. Acute Hyponicotinaemia Desperately need a smoke. Acute Incarceritis Dubious disease affecting those just arrested or in court.

GOMERE: Female version of the GOMER. Often more annoying, unless exhibiting callipygianism. Lantern Test Shining a torch in patient's mouth results in eyes lighting up. Diagnostic test for Pneumocephaly.

Narcolepsy Disease where main symptom is sleepiness. AQP "Assuming the Q Position". Dead/ Dying with Endemic to Radiologists and Medical Students. tongue hanging out Callipygian [From Greek kallos (beautiful) + pugē, buttocks.] Nice ass.

Necrophiliac [From Greek necro(death) + filia (love)] Pathologist

Cold T-sign Pneumocephalic Number of untouched cups of cold tea at a deceased patient's bedside. A useful indicator of [From Greek pneumo(Air) + Romano-Greek cepha (head)] approximate time of death. Air-head. COPD Chronic Old Persons Disease TMB Too Many Birthdays. See COPD Eiffel Syndrome [From English "I Fell On It!"] Universal explanation given by a patient with a TTFO large foreign object in the rectum. Told To F**k Off , eg. "GOMER returned for the 3rd time, with no convincing signs and GOMER: symptoms and TTFO" [Acronym: Get Out of My Emergeny Room] Refers to that exasperating git that wastes your When questioned by the administration why you time at 1am in Casualty. Often presents with symp- were daft enough to write this on the report, say it toms as serious as tummy ache, apathy and pinky- meant "Told to Take Fluids Orally” hangnail (xliefa). Alternatively a demented social case occupying a hospital bed instead of a nursing home. Both variations of the GOMER may be sub- TTJ Transferred to Jesus ject to Assisted Aggressive Euthanasia

More of this mind-boggling gobbledygook coming up in the next issue of Sphygmo


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