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You all know Premier: pride of the Union, saviour of many a late-night caffeine-fuelled study sessions, and more. Well, because we have too much time on our hands (but mainly because of an in-depth discussion about crisps), we have compiled for you a list of the true gems of Prem! Entirely opinion-based, nonetheless we hope you agree and know that no matter how well Prem does, we will not be receiving a share for our undoubtedly huge role in boosting profits.
Clark’s Baguettes Remember when Premier tried to double-cross us by swapping out our beloved Clark’s baguettes for salad-stuffed wannabes? Remember the crushing disappointment of biting into your chicken mayo baguette and finding soggy lettuce and a few sad strips of chicken? Thankfully, no more! Once again, you can enjoy your over-stuffed chicken mayo, your monstrous BLT, and your coronation chicken, in all their glory. With an incredible filling-to-bread ratio, wide variety, and more than decent price, Clark’s baguettes are truly a Union staple (and have seen me through many assignments).
Clark’s Anything Let’s be honest here – more or less everything from Clark’s is deserving of being on this list. Feeling savoury? Grab a bridie (or a baguette – see above)! Feeling sweet? A fudge doughnut will definitely hit the spot. No matter what, Clark’s have you covered. I must stress this article was not sponsored by Clark’s - I just really like them. That said, their Helicopter Burger is amazing, but also I still haven’t truly forgiven them for that one time at 4 in the morning after a night out, when they didn’t give me a receipt and then refused to give me the food I paid for. But it’s okay Clark’s, I still love you.
Pakora Hidden away in the takeaway meals section is an absolute gem; a wonderful heavenly treat packed away in a little unassuming box at the bottom of the fridge. That’s right, I’m talking about mixed pakora. For the lowly sum of £2.99, you can grab yourself a box of chicken and vegetable pakora pieces, all packed up with sauce, and ready to be eaten after just 3 minutes in the microwave (although for true superiority, cook in the oven).