Kindle Book Funny Side Up: The Eggstremely Witty Joke Book (Volume 3)

The guy who stole my diary just died...My thoughts are with his family.I tried to write a joke about restraining orders&#8230Bu this is as close as I could get.My dog loves floating in the ocean.He&#8217ssuch a good buoy.I just bought an expensive new shrub trimmer&#8230It#8217s cutting hedge technology!Money&#8217sa little tight right now so I pay my rent with sexual favors.I try and stay on top but sometimes I end up behind.During his wedding, my friend called me the worst best man he has ever seen.I was speechless.You shouldn't say bad things about illiterate people.Feel free to write them down though.---------This book contains some jokes which may be unsuitable for kids.---------Grab a paperback copy of this book - it makes for a neat little gift for Christmas and birthdays!