Sauce or Loss : The Novel

Sauce or Loss, with the Van Der Linde gang TABLE OF CONTENTS Chapter 1 The Beginning Overview : where it all started Chapter 2 The Lolicon Overview : the gang casually shares sauce, then Bill Touchyourson shows up Chapter 3 Horrid Return Overview : Micah comes back Chapter 4 American Tiddie Overview : Dutch goes to Micah's side and John tries to stop him Chapter 5 Ram Ranch Overview : Bill gets released from Jail and moves to Ram Ranch Chapter 6 The Union Overview : John ďŹ nds Javier and both have a round of sauce or loss Chapter 7 Loss Overview : Dutch comes back, and the truth gets revealed Chapter 8 Origins Finale Overview : how it all started, how it all will end Epilogue Overview : Hentai is legal again, and Jack takes revenge

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CHAPTER 1 The Beginning Some time, Somewhere, in the 19th century the Van Der Linde Gang, at their usual spot, sharing their sauce with their infamous leader, "Dutch", "Sauce or loss, with the Van Der Linde gang" says Dutch as they start, "Hey ARTURD, show us yer hentai" Dutch says to his beloved sidekick, "Arthur Morgan", "Alright I will see what I can pull out" says Arthur before showing dutch his sauce, other members seem to like what Arthur has, so Micah interferes saying, "No No Blue Balls! I will show ya what's it's all about" so Micah, trying to impress dutch "accidentally" shows a photo of a feminine naked cowboy, that has a penis "JESUS! Micah is that a trap?!" Dutch says after seeing what Micah has shown "Looks like Micah's gay, ya know what we do to gays BOAH" said Arthur mocking Micah, Micah continues to deny his truth, which is his Sexuality, "we will see about that Micah" says Arthur, immediately putting Micah in THE GAY 2 ZONE right after.

CHAPTER 2 The Lolicon Sauce or loss, with the Van Der Linde gang and again, the gang gathers up to share sauce, with a questionable newcomer, Bill.

"Arthur, my boy, please don't tell me you ran out of good hentai" Dutch says to Arthur as they start "nah Dutch, I never run out of sauce" says Arthur before showing his sauce Everyone enjoys looking at Arthur's hentai, then John Marston shows up, bringing some good sauce with him then Bill joins their gathering, offering to throw some of his hentai in the pot, Bill shows a photo of a naked young kid HIT," Bill that's a child! you know what that means Bill" Bill tries to justify his actions, so the gang turns him in to the POLICE, as he gets molested by his fellow inmates

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CHAPTER 3 Horrid Return Welcome Back To sauce or loss, with the Van Der Linde gang and the usual, Dutch asks Arthur to throw some hentai in the pot, Arthur does as he's told, moments later, Micah comes back it was surprising to the gang, since they thought he was at THE GAY ZONE, "did you miss me Blue Balls?" says Micah after coming back from THE GAY ZONE, and now he has more sauce to prove that Arthur has traps and Bill likes kids, so everyone sees that he is the one with good sauce trying to impress Dutch again, Micah shows a picture of a transgender man "Oh My Micah, that's a MAN, with TITS!" "Micah you FOOL" says Arthur "Hahaha! BLUE BALLS" says Micah right before killing Arthur Dutch gets pissed about what happened to his sidekick, so he sends Micah back to THE GAY ZONE

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CHAPTER 4 The American Tiddie Sauce or Loss, with the Van Der Linde gang a few years after the death of Arthur Morgan, Dutch sides with Micah and starts to like men, John Marston comes back to help prevent Dutch from turning gay "Bad news chapped ass, he's on my side now" Micah says to John, making him surprised "Manly women are strong women, John" Dutch says in a sad tone John tries to explain to him how they aren't women, but men packing the WAGON, then he realizes that Dutch likes Masculinity and that gives him a good idea, John Marston explains what tomboys are to Dutch then he falls in love with them saying "Mah Boy, these tomboys are packin more than the WAGON they packing the DUMBTRUCK" Micah then tries to show Dutch another trap, Dutch dislikes it then shoots Micah "Fuck outta here, and go to THE MEGA GAY ZONE" "Fapwater! HELL YEAH" says John in excitement, Dutch then disappears again to ďŹ nd himself a real woman

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CHAPTER 5 RAM RANCH Sauce or loss, with the Van Der Linde gang Bill gets ďŹ nally released from Jail, so John goes to participate with him in Sauce or Loss, but he realizes he lives in Ram Ranch now, where they only have men and children, but John tries to persuade Bill into liking tomboys, Bill mocks them calling tomboys "lesbians" John gets mad about Bill making fun of his waifu, so he shoots him and sends him to THE GAY ZONE, during his time in their, Bill dies in the gay zone John then begins looking for Javier "RAM RANCH REALLY ROCKS" -Arturd Morgan, R.I.P

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CHAPTER 6 The Union Sauce or Loss, with the Van Der Linde gang meanwhile in Mexico, John and Javier Participate into a 1v1 sauce or loss "Prepare yourself, it's TOMBOY TIME" says John, Javier comes up with his own kink, "MOMMY MONDAYS, MARSTON" Javier yells, John ďŹ nds it nice, then Javier randomly punches John on the head for no reason at all, both of them stumble back and realize that both their kinks, tomboys and mommies have mixed, making the ultimate TOMMY MOMMY, both are surprised and love their wonderful creation, John let's Javier go, both of them leave and never see each other again

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CHAPTER 7 Loss.

Sauce or loss, with the Van Der Linde gang after all this time, Dutch is back, and John is the ďŹ rst to meet him John asks Dutch if he found his tomboy waifu, but Dutch doesn't have any sauce to share anymore "I'm afraid there's no sauce or loss, hentai is illegal now John" Says Dutch, giving John the unpleasant news, John then gets surprised Dutch, like always, has a plan, but it's a different one this time and John doesn't doubt what he's saying "we can't ďŹ ght out nature John, all of this series is us being degenerates, it's all a meme" Dutch explains to John everything, how it all was the editors job and how they will kill him off in the next chapter, Dutch then throws himself off a cliff, and dies

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CHAPTER 8 Finale Sauce or loss, with the Van Der Linde gang is no more, hentai is illegal, the gang was torn apart John is now chilling with Uncle, both hate that hentai is illegal, but they can't do anything anymore as they left this life behind them, but how did all of this start? the origins of sauce or loss, long time back, Arthur and Dutch think of making a hentai competition that they can play with the gang, and whoever has lame hentai, gets sent to THE GAY ZONE, then Dutch agreed Back to the present, it's John, uncle and Jack, hanging around next to the barn, John asks uncle about his hentai preference, while he's talking, he starts coughing and lumbago gets to him, uncle dies and John hears soldiers coming to him, lead by Mr.Ross, so he let's Jack and Abigail escape, then John opens the Barn door, seeing a lot of men surrounding the whole place, Mr.Ross then informs John that he wants his whole sauce stash, John then tries to defend it peacefully, telling them how sauce is meant to be loved and

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cherished, and how it should be legal, they all disagree with John, and Ross commands everyone to open ďŹ re on John, killing him, and this, is the tragic ending of sauce or loss, with the Van Der Linde gang.

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EPILOGUE Vengeance a few years after the death of John and end of sauce or loss, with the Van Der Linde gang Jack grew up, becoming an outlaw and coomer Sauce appreciator just like his father, sauce became legal again, so Jack goes to challenge Mr.Ross to avenge his father, after a little chat with Ross, he tells Jack that he's about to donate money to his favorite E-girl0 "S I M P" jack yells, then Jack shoots and P90 kills Ross during a duel challenge "Enjoy the Simp Squad, Cuck" Jack's ďŹ nal words to Ross The End We've Sauced our last loss, we kek'd our last cringe and have put Micah in THE GAY ZONE for the last time, Shall this date go down in history as Sauce or loss day May 19 2020

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CREDITS Rockstar, owners of RDR Disgusting Supernova, Supreme Creator of the sauce or loss series

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